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<i>synth music</i>

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<i>It's Showtime tonight</i>

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<i>[Wayne]</i>
<i>Previously on</i> <i>Black Monday...</i>

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<i>I'm thinking I want Dawn</i>
<i>to manage my career.</i>

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<i>I was behind Black Monday.</i>

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<i>Twenty minutes ago,</i>
<i>someone confessed</i>

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<i>to Black Monday, and they had</i>
<i>a far more credible story.</i>

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<i>I just wanted to thank you.</i>

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<i>I mean , without you,</i>
<i>I never would've known</i>

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<i>about Amerisavings.</i>

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<i>You're really going</i>
<i>all-in, huh?</i>

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<i>Bought the ring,</i>
<i>closed on the house.</i>

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<i>This is the exact street</i>
<i>that I told you</i>

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<i>-I always wanted to live on.</i>
<i>-I don't remember that.</i>

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<i>-Is that a painting of me?</i>
<i>-Mm-mm, no.</i>

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<i>I was fucking shot</i>
<i>in the fucking chest,</i>

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<i>and the fucking person</i>
<i>who fucking did it</i>

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<i>is still fucking out there,</i>

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<i>and I'm the only one</i>
<i>who fucking cares?</i>

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<i>You are gonna love your new</i>
<i>FBI-installed security system.</i>

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<i>They also suggest</i>
<i>that you get them a copy</i>

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<i>of your enemies list ASAP.</i>

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<i>I don't have a list</i>
<i>of my enemies.</i>

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<i>[laughter]</i>

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<i>[line trilling]</i>

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<i>-[Yassir]</i> <i>Hello?</i>
<i>-Hey, Yass.</i>

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<i>Let's have a boys' night, huh?</i>

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<i>Nomi's out of town</i>
<i>visiting a sick aunt.</i>

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<i>She's got something</i>
<i>called Pontiac Fever,</i>

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<i>but her loss of bowel control</i>
<i>is our gain.</i>

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<i>One second, boss, okay?</i>
<i>Hold on.</i>

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<i>Hey, there, Dawn.</i>

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<i>Uh, that is Mo on the phone</i>

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<i>saying he wants</i>
<i>to hang out tonight</i>

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<i>because Nomi's out of town</i>
<i>taking care of her sick aunt,</i>

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<i>suffering from something</i>
<i>called Pontiac Fever,</i>

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<i>whatever the fuck that is.</i>

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<i>So what?</i>

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<i>You chicks lied to him</i>

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<i>about his own fiancée's</i>
<i>album release party?</i>

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<i>I didn't lie.</i>
<i>I told Nomi to lie.</i>

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<i>So what am I supposed</i>
<i>to tell Mo?</i>

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<i>[phone ringing]</i>

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<i>Dawn?</i>

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<i>Hello, Ms. Management Music,</i>
<i>Dawn Darcy speaking.</i>

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<i>Hey, Dawn, are you home?</i>

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<i>Oh, Congressman!</i>
<i>Give me good news!</i>

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<i>-Dawn!</i>
<i>-What?</i>

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<i>So should I tell Mo</i>
<i>that I have Pontiac Fever,</i>

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<i>-that it's going around?</i>
<i>-No, dumbass.</i>

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<i>Stay away from specifics</i>
<i>and illnesses.</i>

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<i>Take it from a master.</i>
<i>Good lies are like bad photos.</i>

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<i>As long as they're blurry</i>
<i>and you're not in 'em,</i>

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<i>no one gives a fucking shit.</i>

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<i>So I am just calling you</i>
<i>to congratulate you</i>

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<i>on your full expungement.</i>

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<i>That's right, citizen.</i>

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<i>Your record is cleaner</i>
<i>than a dog's balls,</i>

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<i>so you can go back to plotting</i>
<i>world domination or whatnot.</i>

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<i>You really did it?</i>
<i>Oh, wait, shit, shit.</i>

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<i>Can you hold?</i>
<i>I know we've had a rough go.</i>

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<i>-No, no, no...</i>
<i>-I have to thank you properly.</i>

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<i>-A real quick way...</i>
<i>-Just hold on.</i>

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<i>-...to thank me would be to...</i>
<i>-One quick second, okay?</i>

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<i>-...help me track down Mo...</i>
<i>-[phone beeps]</i>

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<i>Dawn--fuck!</i>

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<i>-I am so, so sorry.</i>
<i>-Hello.</i>

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<i>-Ms. Management Music.</i>
<i>-Just give me one more second.</i>

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<i>-Okay? Boss?</i>
<i>-Dawn Darcy speaking.</i>

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<i>Hey, Dawn.</i>
<i>Wait, was that Yass?</i>

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<i>I could have sworn I heard</i>
<i>Yassir in the background.</i>

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<i>Well, you were</i>
<i>just on with him.</i>

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<i>It could have</i>
<i>just been some kind</i>

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<i>of weird high-tech echo,</i>
<i>you know?</i>

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<i>Hi-techos,</i>
<i>the cereal for nerds.</i>

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<i>[laughs]</i>
<i>I'm cuckoo for dying alone.</i>

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<i>[phone ringing]</i>

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<i>-Hello.</i>
<i>-Keith Shenkar-Leighman II.</i>

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<i>I need a favor.</i>

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<i>Blair Pfaff Georgina,</i>
<i>the first of his name.</i>

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<i>I'm actually just running out</i>
<i>to get my kids.</i>

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<i>What's up?</i>

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<i>Anyway, um, MoMo, uh,</i>
<i>I have to go, okay?</i>

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<i>I-I-I'll call you back.</i>

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<i>O-okay, but real quick--</i>
<i>do you want</i>

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<i>to come</i>
<i>to a Kokomo show tonight?</i>

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<i>I mean, Nomi is out of town,</i>
<i>so I know you're not working.</i>

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<i>I can't.</i>
<i>I'm...</i>

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<i>I'm sick.</i>

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<i>Yeah, I've got, um...</i>

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<i>Cadillac Fever.</i>

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<i>-[mouthing inaudibly]</i>
<i>-Nomi's aunt has Pontiac Fever,</i>

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<i>and now you got something</i>
<i>called Cadillac--</i>

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<i>Is there some kind</i>
<i>of GM pandemic going around</i>

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<i>-that I don't know about?</i>
<i>-[phone beeps]</i>

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<i>Shit, hold on.</i>
<i>Let me shake this.</i>

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<i>-I fucking panicked!</i>
<i>-My God, the master?</i>

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<i>-I'm sorry!</i>
<i>-You were so dog shit!</i>

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<i>-Mo, Yassir?</i>
<i>-Yassir?</i>

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<i>-Mo?</i>
<i>-Keith?</i>

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<i>I keep hearing Yassir.</i>
<i>You heard him right, Keith?</i>

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<i>This phone technology</i>
<i>is a pretty powerful thing.</i>

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<i>You never know who's listening.</i>

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<i>Sorry, I was trying</i>
<i>to put Dawn on hold</i>

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<i>'cause she's either</i>
<i>fully dying or fully lying.</i>

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<i>[coughs]</i>
<i>I'm still here, MoMo.</i>

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<i>Party line,</i>
<i>getting the band back together.</i>

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<i>This new shit is so dumb--</i>
<i>conference call,</i>

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<i>call waiting, clock.</i>

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<i>Can't a phone</i>
<i>just be a fucking phone?</i>

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<i>-[chuckles]</i>
<i>-What do you want, Keith?</i>

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<i>Mo, I want to give you, um...</i>
<i>an engagement gift,</i>

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<i>a-and I got to give it</i>
<i>to you tonight, and--</i>

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<i>So just tell me where you're</i>
<i>at, and I'll come right over.</i>

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<i>I'm across the street</i>
<i>from Gray's Papaya. I'm--</i>

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<i>Hey, K-man,</i>
<i>you down for a boys' night?</i>

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<i>Like back in our good old</i>
<i>post-rug, pre-plug Miami days.</i>

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<i>I mean, we keep trying</i>
<i>to set shit right between us.</i>

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<i>Do I got to stay on</i>
<i>for this gay shit?</i>

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<i>-Whoa.</i>
<i>-Hey.</i>

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<i>-No, no, I just meant I--</i>

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<i>Yeah, we get it,</i>
<i>and don't you dare hang up,</i>

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<i>'cause I'm not done</i>
<i>with your lying ass yet.</i>

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<i>-[phone beeps]</i>
<i>-And she hung up.</i>

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<i>Look, Mo, I would love</i>
<i>to hang out with you,</i>

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<i>but if I don't</i>
<i>take the kids tonight,</i>

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<i>Shira's new boyfriend's</i>
<i>gonna convert them to Mormon.</i>

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<i>This is my, like,</i>
<i>last, last chance.</i>

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<i>I cannot fuck this up,</i>
<i>so rain check, next week maybe?</i>

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<i>I'm busy.</i>

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<i>And weren't you just</i>
<i>about to drop off my gift?</i>

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<i>-That's my call waiting.</i>
<i>-[line beeps]</i>

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<i>Tell Dawnie to feel better.</i>
<i>Okay, bye-bye.</i>

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<i>You never know</i>
<i>who's listening, huh?</i>

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<i>You heard it, okay?</i>
<i>He's at Gray's Papaya.</i>

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<i>-Are we done here?</i>
<i>-[phone ringing]</i>

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<i>'Cause I don't like lying</i>
<i>to a good friend.</i>

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<i>Look, boss,</i>
<i>I can't lie to you.</i>

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<i>[weakly]</i>
<i>I'm sick.</i>

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<i>Yeah, I'm sick, too.</i>
<i>Yeah, that bullshit got me.</i>

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<i>[Blair] Uh, if that's your idea</i>
<i>of lying or friendship,</i>

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<i>-yoink a doink.</i>
<i>-[knock at door]</i>

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<i>-Coming.</i>
<i>-One sec.</i>

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<i>-Hold on.</i>
<i>-[knock at door]</i>

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<i>You lying piece of shit.</i>
<i>You--</i>

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<i>[line beeping]</i>

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<i>Fucking technology!</i>

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<i>[agent]</i>
<i>Maurice Monroe?</i>

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<i>Gents, can I help--</i>
<i>What the fuck is going on?</i>

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<i>-You're coming with us.</i>
<i>-Wait, who are you?</i>

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<i>upbeat music</i>

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<i>Where am I?</i>
<i>Get your fucking hands off me.</i>

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<i>All right!</i>

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<i>[door closes]</i>

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<i>dramatic music</i>

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<i>Huh.</i>

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<i>Well, this is gonna suck.</i>

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<i>Let me out</i>
<i>of this fucking room!</i>

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<i>Tried that.</i>

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<i>Hey, I want to talk</i>
<i>to my lawyers!</i>

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<i>-Tried that, too.</i>
<i>-I got to take a fucking whiz!</i>

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<i>We tried that, too, and then</i>
<i>I just pissed in the corner,</i>

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<i>but watch out</i>
<i>for the dead rats,</i>

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<i>also the live ones.</i>

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<i>They were pissed that I pissed</i>
<i>on their fallen comrades.</i>

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<i>You telling me there's really</i>
<i>no other fucking way</i>

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<i>-out of this place?</i>
<i>-One way in, one way out.</i>

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<i>As far as we can tell,</i>
<i>we're in one of those</i>

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<i>terrifying, off-the-books</i>
<i>NYPD black sites</i>

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<i>you only hear rumors about.</i>

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<i>I'm guessing 'cause, uh,</i>
<i>nobody ever comes back.</i>

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<i>[chuckles] They just told us</i>
<i>to wait here, and they'd come</i>

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<i>-and get us one by one.</i>
<i>-No big deal, then.</i>

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<i>Let's just wait here until</i>
<i>they come back and get us.</i>

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<i>-Are you fucking kidding me?</i>
<i>-Ugh.</i>

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<i>I'm a legitimate businessman!</i>
<i>I pay taxes!</i>

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<i>[laughter]</i>

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<i>[laughs mockingly]</i>
<i>You know what?</i>

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<i>Only a group this fucked up</i>
<i>could be in a situation</i>

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<i>this fucked up and be all like,</i>
<i>"Oh, no big whoop,</i>

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<i>just your regular</i>
<i>cop-napping kill room.</i>

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<i>And, oh, by the way,</i>
<i>don't relieve yourself</i>

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<i>in the fucking rat cemetery."</i>

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<i>Speaking of which,</i>
<i>cue the Mourner's Kaddish</i>

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<i>or whatever the fucking Mormon</i>
<i>equivalent is,</i>

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<i>because if I'm not</i>
<i>at Shira's house</i>

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<i>to pick up my kids</i>
<i>in 16 minutes,</i>

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<i>-I'm fucking dead.</i>
<i>-Who cares?</i>

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<i>I'm sorry, but isn't</i>
<i>the bigger-ticket item</i>

190
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<i>why the five of us are here?</i>

191
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<i>Something we thought</i>
<i>maybe you could explain, Mo.</i>

192
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<i>Oh, so you think</i>
<i>this whole thing</i>

193
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<i>is 'cause of me?</i>

194
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<i>You are the criminal</i>
<i>of our group of friends.</i>

195
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<i>That is some</i>
<i>real revisionist bullshit,</i>

196
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<i>-historically speaking.</i>
<i>-[scoffs]</i>

197
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<i>[Mo] Black Monday was on</i>
<i>you two contortionist fucks.</i>

198
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<i>Here we go.</i>

199
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<i>Did you forget</i>
<i>that you stabbed me</i>

200
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<i>in the fucking back</i>
<i>while butt fucking</i>

201
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<i>the entire financial world</i>

202
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<i>and throwing an elderly maniac</i>
<i>off of a high-rise high dive?</i>

203
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<i>That was you two, so maybe</i>
<i>we're here for that shit.</i>

204
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<i>And did you forget</i>
<i>that I already went to jail</i>

205
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<i>for that shit,</i>
<i>for fucking you, Mo?</i>

206
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<i>Oh, my God, this shit again?</i>

207
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<i>Okay, I had</i>
<i>to eat out my cellmate.</i>

208
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<i>[Blair]</i>
<i>And I went to Congress.</i>

209
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<i>I mean, I know</i>
<i>it's not as bad as jail,</i>

210
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<i>but it's not nearly as cool</i>
<i>as you would think it was.</i>

211
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<i>And I had to eat out</i>
<i>every night.</i>

212
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<i>Do you know</i>
<i>how fattening that is?</i>

213
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<i>The amount of butter</i>
<i>I consumed?</i>

214
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<i>Shut up!</i>

215
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<i>[Blair] The point is</i>
<i>they already closed the case</i>

216
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<i>on Black Monday.</i>

217
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<i>[Keith] Well, the case</i>
<i>is still open on Amerisavings,</i>

218
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<i>or do you not remember</i>
<i>that time I thought</i>

219
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<i>we were gonna die in the bank</i>

220
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<i>and then we almost did die</i>
<i>in the fucking bank?</i>

221
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<i>Is that when you turned the</i>
<i>retail bank into a blood bank?</i>

222
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<i>Well, déjà Jew.</i>
<i>It's happening again, okay?</i>

223
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<i>-My people can sense death...</i>
<i>-Your people.</i>

224
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<i>...like a dog in a storm,</i>
<i>and thunder is coming.</i>

225
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<i>Let me tell you something--</i>

226
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<i>your Semitic sense,</i>
<i>right on point,</i>

227
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<i>because if there was ever</i>

228
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<i>a we-could-die-in-this-room</i>
<i>room...</i>

229
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<i>I mean, I'm not sweating it.</i>
<i>There is no way I die here.</i>

230
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<i>My landlady</i>
<i>does chicken bone voodoo,</i>

231
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<i>and she told me I actually die</i>
<i>in a spaceship</i>

232
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<i>from lung cancer, but still...</i>

233
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<i>Look, guys,</i>
<i>whatever shit we're in,</i>

234
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<i>it must be deep if they're</i>
<i>not afraid to punch a...</i>

235
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<i>-Politician.</i>
<i>-No.</i>

236
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<i>I was gonna say a white boy,</i>

237
00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:05,860
<i>but the real question is,</i>
<i>why now?</i>

238
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<i>All this shit,</i>
<i>it's in the past.</i>

239
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<i>And Blair, he just got</i>
<i>my record expunged.</i>

240
00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:10,865
<i>I'm clean.</i>

241
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<i>And I only make records,</i>
<i>so I'm clean.</i>

242
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<i>We at the Leighman Brothers,</i>
<i>we're clean.</i>

243
00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,370
<i>Yeah, with the Lenny</i>
<i>out of the picture.</i>

244
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<i>Hey, I had nothing to do</i>
<i>with that.</i>

245
00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:19,582
<i>You might want</i>
<i>to tell your tailor.</i>

246
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<i>Or your hairline.</i>

247
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<i>[laughter]</i>

248
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<i>Oh, that's great.</i>
<i>We're having a good time.</i>

249
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<i>No, but Dawn is right.</i>
<i>Why now?</i>

250
00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:29,425
<i>Maybe we're just here</i>
<i>'cause the cops</i>

251
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<i>are extremely racist</i>
<i>and homophobic.</i>

252
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<i>We're quite a tasty sampler.</i>
<i>You almost can't blame 'em.</i>

253
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<i>Black, Black, gay, gay, me.</i>

254
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<i>But the only one of us</i>
<i>that's been in hot water lately</i>

255
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<i>is actually--</i>
<i>well, it's you, Blair.</i>

256
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<i>-Yeah, not to point fingers...</i>
<i>-Oh, point, point, point.</i>

257
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<i>...but, Blair,</i>
<i>you are the only one</i>

258
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<i>who has had multiple attempts</i>
<i>on his life,</i>

259
00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:56,911
<i>so, clearly, you're wrapped up</i>
<i>in some shady shit,</i>

260
00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:58,621
<i>which is why everyone</i>
<i>around you</i>

261
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<i>dies mysteriously or violently,</i>
<i>which reminds me...</i>

262
00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:03,167
<i>-[Mo] Yeah.</i>
<i>-[Blair] Fine.</i>

263
00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,127
<i>Maybe this is about</i>
<i>who's trying to kill me.</i>

264
00:09:05,169 --> 00:09:07,797
<i>Well, it's not Dawn</i>
<i>because Dawn and I</i>

265
00:09:07,838 --> 00:09:09,257
<i>-are friends again.</i>
<i>-Well...</i>

266
00:09:09,298 --> 00:09:11,509
<i>Keith and I are friends anew.</i>

267
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<i>-Yassir... Yass--Yass--Yass--</i>
<i>-Please don't do this to me.</i>

268
00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:17,181
<i>-Yassir--one more time.</i>
<i>-It's Yassir.</i>

269
00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,308
<i>We are cool now.</i>

270
00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:21,310
<i>So that means</i>
<i>there's only one person</i>

271
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<i>Machiavellian enough</i>
<i>to pull this off</i>

272
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<i>-who also wants me dead.</i>
<i>-Oh, my God.</i>

273
00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:28,234
<i>You're trying to make this</i>
<i>about me again, Blair?</i>

274
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<i>If it were me,</i>
<i>fucker'd be dead.</i>

275
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<i>-Mo don't miss.</i>
<i>-[Yassir] Wow.</i>

276
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<i>-That's your defense?</i>
<i>-[overlapping chatter]</i>

277
00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:34,407
<i>-That's true.</i>
<i>-[Dawn] Not great.</i>

278
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<i>-I, for one--I believe him.</i>
<i>-Thank you, Keith.</i>

279
00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:39,996
<i>But just to cross the I's here,</i>

280
00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:42,248
<i>where were you the night</i>
<i>that Blair was shot?</i>

281
00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:44,208
<i>-Where was I, asshole?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

282
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<i>-I was with Dawn.</i>
<i>-Ew, really?</i>

283
00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:49,839
<i>-Unfortunately, yes.</i>
<i>-Okay, where were you?</i>

284
00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:50,881
<i>With Larry.</i>

285
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<i>Biblically speaking,</i>
<i>I'm sure.</i>

286
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<i>Not my type.</i>

287
00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,136
<i>What about you, Yass?</i>
<i>Where were you?</i>

288
00:09:55,177 --> 00:09:57,388
<i>Motherfucker,</i>
<i>I was in the suburbs</i>

289
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<i>putting a bow on that house</i>
<i>that you bought.</i>

290
00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,350
<i>-Bow?</i>
<i>-No.</i>

291
00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:03,561
<i>Well, Mo, I-I'm--I'm confused.</i>

292
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,271
<i>I thought you said</i>
<i>you just bought the house.</i>

293
00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:07,565
<i>Um, well, no,</i>
<i>Yassir is clearly confused</i>

294
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,401
<i>because I wasn't</i>
<i>a homeowner then.</i>

295
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,737
<i>Everybody knows I just bought</i>
<i>the house, you know, for Nomi.</i>

296
00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:14,655
<i>So, sorry, Yassir,</i>
<i>you don't have an alibi</i>

297
00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:16,699
<i>unless you were doing</i>
<i>something else at the time.</i>

298
00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:19,076
<i>What else were you doing?</i>
<i>Were you doing something else?</i>

299
00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:23,873
<i>-What were you doing?</i>
<i>-Yeah, I-I got confused.</i>

300
00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:26,417
<i>I'm sorry about that, Dawn.</i>

301
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,295
<i>Uh, I was at home...</i>

302
00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:31,172
<i>alone.</i>

303
00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:34,175
<i>You know that's, like,</i>
<i>the opposite of an alibi?</i>

304
00:10:34,216 --> 00:10:38,846
<i>No, I was at</i> <i>Home Alone,</i>
<i>the movie.</i>

305
00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:42,391
<i>I was at a test screening</i>
<i>for the movie</i> <i>Home Alone.</i>

306
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:43,643
<i>-Well, there you go.</i>
<i>-[Dawn] Okay.</i>

307
00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:45,144
<i>[Yassir] Was in</i>
<i>a theater full of children,</i>

308
00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:46,312
<i>the only adult there,</i>

309
00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:48,606
<i>but we all equally</i>
<i>had a good time.</i>

310
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,483
<i>I believe him.</i>
<i>Case closed.</i>

311
00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:52,485
<i>So we all have an alibi.</i>

312
00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,279
<i>-Almost.</i>
<i>-Oh, me?</i>

313
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:58,366
<i>Oh, what was I doing?</i>
<i>Oh, I remember.</i>

314
00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:02,286
<i>I had a meeting</i>
<i>with a high-velocity bullet</i>

315
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,288
<i>straight through</i>
<i>my fucking chest.</i>

316
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:08,125
<i>I'm the only one</i>
<i>who almost died, Dick Face-y!</i>

317
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:12,171
<i>-Twice! Na-d'oy!</i>
<i>-Exactly, almost.</i>

318
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,589
<i>Seems pretty clear to me</i>

319
00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,508
<i>that the only one</i>
<i>who's profited from all</i>

320
00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:19,470
<i>of these near-death experiences</i>
<i>is you, Pfaff.</i>

321
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,806
<i>You know, that's actually</i>
<i>a really good point,</i>

322
00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:24,767
<i>'cause didn't a therapist</i>
<i>who just happened to know</i>

323
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:28,229
<i>all your secrets just</i>
<i>mysteriously get electrocuted?</i>

324
00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:29,271
<i>Eh.</i>

325
00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:32,233
<i>And a pastor who had you</i>
<i>in his back pocket</i>

326
00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:34,068
<i>-got shot in the face.</i>
<i>-Okay, come on.</i>

327
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:37,113
<i>Huh, not so na-d'oy,</i>
<i>now, is it?</i>

328
00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:40,241
<i>Oh, Blair,</i>
<i>all the shit you've done--</i>

329
00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:42,243
<i>there's nothing</i>
<i>I wouldn't put past you.</i>

330
00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:43,828
<i>Don't you mean</i>
<i>after all the shit</i>

331
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,288
<i>you've done to me, Maurice?</i>

332
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,331
<i>[chair clatters loudly]</i>

333
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,792
<i>Oh, we're gonna do this, huh?</i>

334
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,168
<i>[chair clatters loudly]</i>

335
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:53,587
<i>Guess that black eye is getting</i>
<i>lonely--it wants a twin.</i>

336
00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:56,132
<i>-All right.</i>
<i>-Okay, I'll kick my chair, too.</i>

337
00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:57,341
<i>[chair clatters loudly]</i>

338
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:58,259
<i>Pfft.</i>

339
00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,969
<i>[Mo] Look, you want</i>
<i>to do this shit,</i>

340
00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:01,095
<i>let's fucking do this shit.</i>

341
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,097
<i>Where were you, Blair,</i>
<i>when all those bodies</i>

342
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,473
<i>were dropping around you?</i>

343
00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:05,641
<i>-Where was I?</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

344
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,268
<i>No, I'm sure--I mean, you were</i>
<i>right there, of course.</i>

345
00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:08,894
<i>That's the entire thing</i>
<i>about near-death.</i>

346
00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:09,937
<i>Yeah.</i>

347
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:12,022
<i>The proximity of you to death</i>
<i>is--okay, that's clear.</i>

348
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:13,774
<i>I'm saying all those bodies</i>

349
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,693
<i>standing between you</i>
<i>and your career.</i>

350
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,738
<i>I mean, come to think of it,</i>
<i>shit, Roger,</i>

351
00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:21,240
<i>your even--</i>
<i>fucking your dad died</i>

352
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,366
<i>while he was beating you!</i>

353
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,409
<i>-[gasps]</i>
<i>-Ooh.</i>

354
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,578
<i>Oh, my God,</i>
<i>I may talk a big game,</i>

355
00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:27,413
<i>but remind me to stay</i>
<i>out of your way, killer.</i>

356
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,831
<i>You really are a monster.</i>

357
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,791
<i>-Yeah?</i>
<i>-Oh, we're gonna do this shit?</i>

358
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:33,419
<i>-[Keith] Whoa, hey!</i>
<i>-[Dawn] Hey, come on, guys!</i>

359
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:36,589
<i>[agent]</i>
<i>Pfaff, you're up! Now!</i>

360
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:38,716
<i>Just go.</i>

361
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:39,550
<i>You're lucky.</i>

362
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,135
<i>Yeah, I really dodged a bullet.</i>

363
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,428
<i>[agent]</i>
<i>Come on, break it up.</i>

364
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:46,307
<i>Okay, I'm coming!</i>
<i>I'm an American Congressman.</i>

365
00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:47,516
<i>[agent]</i>
<i>Shut the fuck up.</i>

366
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:50,269
<i>dramatic music</i>

367
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,228
<i>Out.</i>

368
00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:55,316
<i>Apologies, sir.</i>

369
00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:57,193
<i>I'm just trying</i>
<i>to make this look legit.</i>

370
00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:58,569
<i>Yeah, I'm good.</i>

371
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,701
<i>Yowza, that was</i>
<i>a close call, Congressman.</i>

372
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,411
<i>I'm glad we got you</i>
<i>out of there when we did.</i>

373
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:10,831
<i>Yeah, well, I was</i>
<i>just staying in character.</i>

374
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,501
<i>Well, then the Tony</i>
<i>goes to you, sir,</i>

375
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:15,169
<i>because you</i>
<i>sure had me fooled.</i>

376
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,754
<i>-[Blair chuckles]</i>
<i>-[truck door closes]</i>

377
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,714
<i>Oh, speaking of fooled,</i>
<i>I can't believe</i>

378
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,300
<i>they don't realize we've got</i>
<i>the entire place wired.</i>

379
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:23,636
<i>-Here, check it out on these.</i>
<i>-Thanks.</i>

380
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,139
<i>Is that a toilet?</i>

381
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:30,810
<i>Yeah, that's for</i>
<i>shitting and pissing.</i>

382
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,522
<i>I know the old gay Blair</i>
<i>just ain't what he used to be,</i>

383
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:38,442
<i>but once in a while,</i>
<i>I get a glimpse of who he was.</i>

384
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,736
<i>That kid just doesn't deserve</i>

385
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,530
<i>whatever they're doing</i>
<i>to him right now.</i>

386
00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:45,616
<i>That kid grew up</i>
<i>to be a sociopath, Dawn...</i>

387
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,618
<i>one that we've all</i>
<i>had a motive to kill</i>

388
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,495
<i>from time to time,</i>
<i>even you.</i>

389
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,622
<i>And I'm not the one</i>
<i>behind all that crazy shit,</i>

390
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,541
<i>but let me tell you,</i>
<i>I will freely admit,</i>

391
00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:55,417
<i>that motherfucker</i>
<i>is highly murderable.</i>

392
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:56,627
<i>-[Dawn] Yes.</i>
<i>-[Keith] Piece of shit.</i>

393
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,170
<i>[Yassir]</i>
<i>I just don't like him.</i>

394
00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:01,423
<i>Uh, Agent,</i>
<i>that collective murmur</i>

395
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:02,967
<i>was basically a confession.</i>

396
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,261
<i>Now, get to grilling so I can</i>
<i>get to the bottom of this.</i>

397
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:06,804
<i>[splutters]</i>
<i>No can doodle.</i>

398
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,306
<i>Liaising with the NYPD</i>
<i>to kidnap your friends--</i>

399
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,725
<i>sorry, suspects--</i>
<i>already puts us</i>

400
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,936
<i>in a gray area</i>
<i>human rights-wise.</i>

401
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:17,690
<i>All we can do is scare 'em,</i>
<i>try to get 'em talking,</i>

402
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:19,984
<i>hope something</i>
<i>kind of shakes out.</i>

403
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:20,943
<i>Awesome.</i>

404
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,779
<i>So, uh, kids,</i>
<i>I can't help but notice</i>

405
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,489
<i>how you're looking</i>
<i>and feeling so well.</i>

406
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:26,615
<i>Oh, come on.</i>

407
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,784
<i>So again I ask you,</i>
<i>where's the party at?</i>

408
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,536
<i>And I swear to God,</i>
<i>if you lie to me--</i>

409
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,079
<i>Okay.</i>

410
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,247
<i>Mo...</i>

411
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:37,710
<i>...the truth is...</i>
<i>I was trying this on--</i>

412
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:39,545
<i>We were headed</i>
<i>to Nomi's album release party.</i>

413
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:40,880
<i>-We're sorry.</i>
<i>-What the fuck?</i>

414
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,882
<i>-What did you say?</i>
<i>-That's what the truth is.</i>

415
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:45,092
<i>-That's not what I meant!</i>
<i>-Her record release--</i>

416
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:46,051
<i>Fuck!</i>

417
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:49,013
<i>Fucking Nomi lied to me.</i>
<i>Look, you know what, Dawn?</i>

418
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,390
<i>I don't know if it's jealousy</i>
<i>or whatever the fuck it is</i>

419
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:52,641
<i>that's making you</i>
<i>drive this wedge</i>

420
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:55,519
<i>between me and my woman,</i>
<i>but you need to knock it off!</i>

421
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,438
<i>You know what?</i>
<i>Talk about revisionist history.</i>

422
00:14:57,479 --> 00:15:00,274
<i>It was your woman</i>
<i>that ordered the McDLT.</i>

423
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,151
<i>[Keith]</i>
<i>Wait, McDLT?</i>

424
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:03,193
<i>What the fuck does McDonald's</i>

425
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,571
<i>delicious bacon, lettuce,</i>
<i>and tomato sandwich</i>

426
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:06,780
<i>have to do with</i>
<i>any of this shit?</i>

427
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:09,491
<i>Well, you know how they keep</i>
<i>the veggies and the meat</i>

428
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:10,784
<i>-in separate compartments?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

429
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:13,120
<i>Well, that's how Nomi wants</i>
<i>her love life with Mo</i>

430
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:16,957
<i>and her career with me--</i>
<i>separate, to keep it fresh.</i>

431
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,542
<i>-[Keith chuckles]</i>
<i>-And what happened</i>

432
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,294
<i>to you, Yass, huh?</i>

433
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,796
<i>I thought you were</i>
<i>Team Mo Better Jazz, Yass.</i>

434
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:25,591
<i>You always kept it</i>
<i>on the level with me, man.</i>

435
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,343
<i>You--I mean, Jesus Christ,</i>
<i>you were my only friend</i>

436
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:30,262
<i>-when I was on the run.</i>
<i>-Your only friend?</i>

437
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:31,639
<i>I moved to Miami for you,</i>

438
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,390
<i>and you fucking locked me</i>
<i>in a safe.</i>

439
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,351
<i>You know why</i>
<i>they call it a safe, Keith?</i>

440
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:36,810
<i>Because it keeps things safe.</i>

441
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:37,770
<i>[Yassir]</i>
<i>I am your friend.</i>

442
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:38,938
<i>You wouldn't have even</i>
<i>been able</i>

443
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,689
<i>to do the Amerisavings thing</i>
<i>without me.</i>

444
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,608
<i>-That was you?</i>
<i>-Hey--Now, hold on.</i>

445
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:43,776
<i>You fucking snitch!</i>

446
00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:46,028
<i>[Keith] Fuck, now I'm late</i>
<i>to pick up my kids.</i>

447
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:46,946
<i>This is great.</i>

448
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:49,448
<i>I'm officially</i>
<i>a deadbeat dad now.</i>

449
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,783
<i>Great.</i>

450
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:54,328
<i>Well, they were talking</i>
<i>about who tried to kill you</i>

451
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,997
<i>until they tried</i>
<i>to kill each other.</i>

452
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,917
<i>-You know what this is?</i>
<i>-A total waste of time.</i>

453
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,128
<i>My mom and my stepdad.</i>
<i>Yeah, same exact shit.</i>

454
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:06,131
<i>It's like they needed something</i>
<i>to fight about,</i>

455
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:07,675
<i>except, uh, their Nomi</i>

456
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:11,220
<i>was my dad's</i>
<i>second family in Ottawa.</i>

457
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:12,513
<i>I don't care.</i>

458
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,306
<i>One of them</i>
<i>is trying to kill me.</i>

459
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:15,683
<i>Can't you do something?</i>

460
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,559
<i>[sighs]</i>

461
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,770
<i>Send in the last party guest.</i>

462
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,316
<i>Are you fucking kidding me?</i>

463
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,027
<i>[Wayne]</i>
<i>Good evening!</i>

464
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,570
<i>[all]</i>
<i>Wayne?</i>

465
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:31,407
<i>Where have I been,</i>
<i>you no doubt conject.</i>

466
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:32,574
<i>Excellent query.</i>

467
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:34,410
<i>After my brush with the law,</i>

468
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:36,578
<i>the only job I could get</i>
<i>was a limo driver.</i>

469
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,414
<i>Driving around</i>
<i>this wretched city,</i>

470
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:41,250
<i>I became obsessed</i>
<i>with mending the wounds</i>

471
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,627
<i>I inflicted</i>
<i>on this broken world.</i>

472
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:47,506
<i>And I stopped doing a shitload</i>
<i>of drugs on the daily.</i>

473
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,465
<i>[Keith]</i>
<i>Huh.</i>

474
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:51,010
<i>As my mental acuity grew,</i>

475
00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:53,929
<i>I spent my time volunteering</i>
<i>at a woman's shelter,</i>

476
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:58,017
<i>helping victims</i>
<i>achieve street justice</i>

477
00:16:58,058 --> 00:17:02,855
<i>in a cool, feminist</i> <i>Equalizer</i>
<i>kind of way.</i>

478
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,440
<i>Eh, that'd be a good show.</i>

479
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:07,568
<i>Now, as far as society</i>
<i>is concerned,</i>

480
00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:10,612
<i>I am the very model</i>
<i>of a modern major minority.</i>

481
00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:13,490
<i>I think I speak for everyone,</i>
<i>when I say, huh?</i>

482
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,701
<i>What the fuck is all of this?</i>
<i>[chuckles]</i>

483
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,661
<i>We haven't seen you</i>
<i>for almost a year, Wayne,</i>

484
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,205
<i>and you come in here looking</i>
<i>like--I mean, Jesus Christ,</i>

485
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:22,541
<i>where's the Wayne that I used</i>
<i>to know who'd pull his dick out</i>

486
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,001
<i>and wave it around</i>
<i>in a very offensive manner?</i>

487
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:24,960
<i>At least that guy I understood.</i>

488
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:26,628
<i>All right, speaking of dicks,</i>

489
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:29,256
<i>-where's our Congressman?</i>
<i>-Cops got him.</i>

490
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,382
<i>They beat the shit out of him</i>

491
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,384
<i>before he got here, too,</i>
<i>black eye and everything.</i>

492
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,594
<i>Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.</i>

493
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,637
<i>[Wayne] So have you figured out</i>
<i>why we're here?</i>

494
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:38,807
<i>We thought to find out</i>
<i>who tried to kill Blair.</i>

495
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:41,268
<i>Or who Blair tried to kill.</i>

496
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,269
<i>Or did kill.</i>

497
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:46,482
<i>Well, we all have alibis,</i>
<i>so there's no mystery to solve.</i>

498
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:48,192
<i>On the contrary.</i>

499
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:51,236
<i>By my count, there are three</i>
<i>obvious mysteries</i>

500
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:52,196
<i>in this very room.</i>

501
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:54,323
<i>Which would you like me</i>
<i>to solve first?</i>

502
00:17:54,364 --> 00:18:00,079
<i>One, why is Dawn fidgeting</i>
<i>with that ring on her necklace?</i>

503
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:04,583
<i>Two, who orchestrated</i>
<i>this haunted house charade?</i>

504
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:09,129
<i>And three, who shot Blair</i>
<i>and killed his colleagues?</i>

505
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,547
<i>Three, I say three.</i>

506
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,425
<i>Yeah, number three</i>
<i>is the sexier headline,</i>

507
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:16,428
<i>but I'm gonna roll back</i>
<i>to</i> <i>número uno.</i>

508
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,764
<i>Dawn, what is that ring?</i>

509
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,016
<i>I'm sorry?</i>
<i>Come on--Fuck this.</i>

510
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,977
<i>Mo, I'm really</i>
<i>not in the mood, okay?</i>

511
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,604
<i>That's why it's purple.</i>

512
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:28,607
<i>It's a mood ring,</i>
<i>and purple means</i>

513
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,734
<i>I'm over it, so move on.</i>

514
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,694
<i>It's not because</i>
<i>it's an amethyst?</i>

515
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:35,072
<i>Actually, I'm--I'm--I'm not</i>
<i>familiar with that stone.</i>

516
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,825
<i>You're not familiar</i>
<i>with your own birthstone?</i>

517
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:38,909
<i>Get off my fucking ass</i>

518
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,702
<i>and stop asking me</i>
<i>the dumb questions!</i>

519
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:42,704
<i>That's Nomi's</i>
<i>engagement ring.</i>

520
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:43,914
<i>I'd recognize it anywhere.</i>

521
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,499
<i>It took me forever</i>
<i>to find the fucking thing.</i>

522
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,668
<i>What I don't know</i>
<i>is why it's around your neck.</i>

523
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,336
<i>What I don't know</i>
<i>is why you bought</i>

524
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,004
<i>Nomi a birthstone for February</i>

525
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,923
<i>when she was</i>
<i>fucking born in June.</i>

526
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,427
<i>Because our love was born</i>
<i>in February.</i>

527
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:58,846
<i>Don't change the subject, Dawn.</i>

528
00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:00,889
<i>No, I was still in prison.</i>

529
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,850
<i>They let me out February 28th,</i>

530
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:05,144
<i>which means</i>
<i>you met Nomi March first.</i>

531
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:07,020
<i>-Okay, so I was wrong.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

532
00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:10,649
<i>I'll ask you again.</i>
<i>Why is it around your neck?</i>

533
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:13,068
<i>I was...</i>

534
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:16,530
<i>holding it for her</i>
<i>while she performed,</i>

535
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,323
<i>and I just--</i>
<i>I forgot to give it back.</i>

536
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:19,158
<i>[scoffs]</i>

537
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,869
<i>I used to lie, too,</i>
<i>when Shira would ask me,</i>

538
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:23,162
<i>"Why are you</i>
<i>not wearing your ring?"</i>

539
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:24,913
<i>And I'd be like,</i>
<i>"Oh, I left it at the gym,"</i>

540
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:26,081
<i>or, "Rings on men are so gay,"</i>

541
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,792
<i>or, "I left it at Jim's,</i>
<i>who's so not gay."</i>

542
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,336
<i>Shut the fuck up, please.</i>
<i>And I'm not lying.</i>

543
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:33,547
<i>Then why didn't you just say</i>
<i>all that in the first place?</i>

544
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,633
<i>Because I've just had</i>
<i>a really bad day</i>

545
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,052
<i>where I'm, like,</i>
<i>in extras holding</i>

546
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:40,262
<i>in the fucking</i> <i>Exorcist.</i>

547
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:43,056
<i>Jesus, let me,</i>
<i>like, try to breathe!</i>

548
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:44,975
<i>[imitates ragged breathing]</i>

549
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,478
<i>Wait.</i>

550
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:53,817
<i>How did it take you forever</i>
<i>to find the ring,</i>

551
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,987
<i>when you've only known Nomi</i>
<i>for a few weeks?</i>

552
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,238
<i>Getting warmer.</i>

553
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,699
<i>Why did you buy Nomi's ring</i>
<i>before you met her?</i>

554
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:04,953
<i>I don't know</i>
<i>what you're asking me exactly.</i>

555
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,788
<i>And why was it an amethyst?</i>

556
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:07,956
<i>Hot, hot, hot.</i>

557
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:10,250
<i>And why did Yassir put a bow</i>
<i>on your new house</i>

558
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,753
<i>on my favorite street</i>
<i>the day that I was supposed</i>

559
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,755
<i>-to come home from prison?</i>
<i>-Mm.</i>

560
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:17,633
<i>Oh, shit.</i>
<i>That was a painting of me!</i>

561
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:19,051
<i>Oh, my God, saying it out loud</i>

562
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:20,802
<i>is finally what helped you</i>
<i>put it all together?</i>

563
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:22,554
<i>You were gonna propose to me?</i>

564
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:23,764
<i>Again.</i>

565
00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:25,390
<i>Hey, cops,</i>
<i>please come take me away.</i>

566
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:26,892
<i>I did it.</i>
<i>I killed everybody!</i>

567
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,061
<i>No need for a trial.</i>
<i>Just shoot me in the face.</i>

568
00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:30,938
<i>Put me out of my misery.</i>

569
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,482
<i>Do you think</i>
<i>they still have a chance?</i>

570
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:36,443
<i>I don't think you're gonna</i>
<i>have a chance to cop a feel</i>

571
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:39,071
<i>until you start acting</i>
<i>like a fucking professional.</i>

572
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:42,241
<i>Guess I should get to it,</i>
<i>shouldn't I?</i>

573
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,994
<i>We sure did learn</i>
<i>a lot tonight about you</i>

574
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,788
<i>and how truly hated you are</i>

575
00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:49,539
<i>by all the people</i>
<i>who know you best.</i>

576
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:50,624
<i>I wouldn't say that.</i>

577
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,793
<i>After hearing</i>
<i>you double-crossed Mo...</i>

578
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,169
<i>Well, for a good reason.</i>

579
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,921
<i>...and sent Dawn to prison...</i>

580
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,798
<i>All those circumstances</i>
<i>were beyond my control.</i>

581
00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,883
<i>...the suicides</i>
<i>on Black Monday...</i>

582
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,760
<i>That was</i>
<i>a very sensitive day.</i>

583
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:05,597
<i>...I would say,</i>
<i>in my professional assessment,</i>

584
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:09,393
<i>that you sound</i>
<i>like a real piece of shit.</i>

585
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:10,269
<i>Okay.</i>

586
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:12,145
<i>But, uh, the one thing</i>
<i>that I couldn't shake</i>

587
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:14,189
<i>was what Mo said</i>
<i>about all the folks</i>

588
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,566
<i>who stood in your way,</i>
<i>so I had the boys</i>

589
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,069
<i>do a little, uh,</i>
<i>database digging.</i>

590
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,696
<i>Fucking technology.</i>

591
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:23,448
<i>Your dad died</i>
<i>of a heart attack, right?</i>

592
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:25,200
<i>Yes.</i>
<i>Suddenly.</i>

593
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:28,078
<i>But the autopsy said</i>
<i>that they found glass</i>

594
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,999
<i>in his intestines,</i>
<i>pancreas, and kidneys.</i>

595
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,542
<i>The guy was</i>
<i>a fucking snow globe.</i>

596
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:34,668
<i>[chuckles]</i>

597
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,253
<i>Well, I guess</i>
<i>it's true what they say,</i>

598
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:40,173
<i>we all eat so many things</i>
<i>without knowing it.</i>

599
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:44,720
<i>-Hair and spiders and whatnot.</i>
<i>-According to who?</i>

600
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:47,681
<i>Exactly--</i>
<i>the World Health Organization,</i>

601
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,933
<i>that is who,</i>
<i>so I think we could</i>

602
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:53,228
<i>probably just rule out</i>
<i>my decades-dead dad</i>

603
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:54,855
<i>from the suspect list, yeah?</i>

604
00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:59,026
<i>Problem is, we just</i>
<i>can't rule you out, can we?</i>

605
00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:01,361
<i>What the fuck is this?</i>
<i>This a setup?</i>

606
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:04,072
<i>It wasn't</i>
<i>until all your dirty friends</i>

607
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:06,450
<i>started smelling</i>
<i>a lot cleaner than you.</i>

608
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,704
<i>Throw him back, fellas.</i>

609
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,706
<i>-You want your confession?</i>
<i>-No, no, no!</i>

610
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,374
<i>Go get it yourself,</i>
<i>Congressman.</i>

611
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:15,500
<i>[Blair]</i>
<i>Okay.</i>

612
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:20,505
<i>MoMo...</i>

613
00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:26,178
<i>Why didn't you tell me?</i>

614
00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:30,057
<i>-The truth?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

615
00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:32,476
<i>You'd already</i>
<i>made up your mind.</i>

616
00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:35,145
<i>I just felt like the lie</i>

617
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:38,982
<i>made more sense at the time,</i>
<i>you know, for you.</i>

618
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:39,983
<i>[door opens]</i>

619
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:42,569
<i>-I had no idea--</i>
<i>-[Blair] Hey, Mo!</i>

620
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:47,449
<i>If I'm so highly murderable,</i>
<i>take your best shot.</i>

621
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:48,784
<i>Let's do this.</i>

622
00:22:48,825 --> 00:22:50,494
<i>Wait a second.</i>
<i>You were listening to us?</i>

623
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:53,121
<i>I thought you were getting</i>
<i>your fucking dick lopped off.</i>

624
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,915
<i>Yeah, I was listening to you.</i>

625
00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:57,000
<i>And by the way,</i>
<i>you're a horrible father.</i>

626
00:22:57,042 --> 00:23:00,420
<i>You make Bill Cosby</i>
<i>look like Cliff Huxtable.</i>

627
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,798
<i>-We all know he's a rapist.</i>
<i>-[Dawn] I do.</i>

628
00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:04,132
<i>My cousin did crafty</i>
<i>on</i> <i>Ghost Dad...</i>

629
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:05,467
<i>Are you saying Bill Cosby</i>
<i>is a rapist...</i>

630
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:06,760
<i>...and they called him</i>
<i>Pill Cosby...</i>

631
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:08,011
<i>...or Cliff Huxtable</i>
<i>is the rapist?</i>

632
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,763
<i>Yeah, I guess he does talk</i>
<i>about Spanish fly a lot.</i>

633
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:14,309
<i>Whoa!</i>
<i>Bill Cosby is a rapist?</i>

634
00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:15,519
<i>-I have to get rid...</i>
<i>-Wait a second.</i>

635
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,853
<i>[Yassir] ...of my entire</i>
<i>sweater collection.</i>

636
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:17,938
<i>You set this up.</i>

637
00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:20,107
<i>You fucking set me up</i>
<i>to betray Mo?</i>

638
00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:21,775
<i>Wait, you--hold on,</i>
<i>wait a minute.</i>

639
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:23,193
<i>-No, okay.</i>
<i>-[Mo] Betray Mo?</i>

640
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,945
<i>So that's why</i>
<i>you were trying to find out</i>

641
00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:26,279
<i>where I was so bad, K-man.</i>

642
00:23:26,321 --> 00:23:28,073
<i>Yeah, so you could have</i>
<i>Blair's goons scoop me up?</i>

643
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:30,117
<i>No, that was not--No, he told</i>
<i>me he wanted to call you</i>

644
00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:31,827
<i>-to tell you good news, right?</i>
<i>-I just heard you!</i>

645
00:23:31,868 --> 00:23:33,495
<i>-Good news, he said to me--</i>
<i>-Wait!</i>

646
00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:35,455
<i>So that's why you were</i>
<i>the only person</i>

647
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:38,083
<i>that was taken out of here</i>
<i>for questioning?</i>

648
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:40,043
<i>-[Wayne] Brava.</i>
<i>-Holy shit.</i>

649
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:42,754
<i>- I knew,</i>
<i>once he had a black eye,</i>

650
00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:44,089
<i>that it was his ruse.</i>

651
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:46,383
<i>A true black eye</i>
<i>wouldn't appear</i>

652
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:49,052
<i>until hours later,</i>
<i>not until the capillaries</i>

653
00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:50,637
<i>leaked into</i>
<i>the surrounding tissue,</i>

654
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:54,933
<i>but for a former theater kid</i>
<i>with a small bruise kit,</i>

655
00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:56,935
<i>he could make it</i>
<i>look convincing...</i>

656
00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:59,020
<i>and fetching, I might add.</i>

657
00:23:59,062 --> 00:24:02,149
<i>-Thank you, Wayne.</i>
<i>-Yeah, thank you, Wayne.</i>

658
00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:05,235
<i>And you, you really think</i>
<i>that one of us</i>

659
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,070
<i>is behind this thing,</i>
<i>trying to kill you?</i>

660
00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:09,406
<i>[scoffs] You really do need</i>
<i>a checkup from the neck up,</i>

661
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:12,242
<i>'cause if you keep this shit</i>
<i>up, one of us really might.</i>

662
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:15,787
<i>Oh, Mo, Dawn just wanted</i>
<i>to be friends, huh?</i>

663
00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:18,665
<i>Let me tell you something.</i>

664
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,750
<i>Me not marrying Dawn</i>
<i>was the best thing</i>

665
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,002
<i>-that ever happened to me.</i>
<i>-Oh.</i>

666
00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:24,421
<i>-Wait, wait, what?</i>
<i>-Okay, no, no, not like that.</i>

667
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,298
<i>Don't let him fuck us up.</i>
<i>That's not what--</i>

668
00:24:26,339 --> 00:24:27,591
<i>You know what?</i>
<i>Fuck you, Blair.</i>

669
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:31,094
<i>-No, no, no, fuck you, Mo.</i>
<i>-Fuck my life.</i>

670
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:32,179
<i>Fuck 'em all.</i>
<i>Remember that?</i>

671
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:33,805
<i>You wish I would</i>
<i>have married your ass,</i>

672
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,891
<i>which is why you</i>
<i>asked three times.</i>

673
00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:38,018
<i>That's some</i>
<i>simple-ass hat trick shit.</i>

674
00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:40,020
<i>No, I'm glad</i>
<i>you said no to me,</i>

675
00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:41,146
<i>because if you'd said yes,</i>

676
00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:44,316
<i>I would have never met</i>
<i>the love of my life.</i>

677
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,443
<i>-Yeah?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

678
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,612
<i>-Yeah, that's right?</i>
<i>-That's right, Dawn.</i>

679
00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:49,863
<i>And it drives you crazy.</i>

680
00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:51,281
<i>That's why</i>
<i>you stole her from me.</i>

681
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:54,034
<i>I didn't steal her.</i>
<i>I saved her from you.</i>

682
00:24:54,075 --> 00:24:57,120
<i>You wish that we had had</i>
<i>the same kind of relationship</i>

683
00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:58,497
<i>that Nomi and I have.</i>

684
00:24:58,538 --> 00:25:01,249
<i>Is that why Nomi asked me</i>
<i>to hold on to her ring?</i>

685
00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:03,960
<i>The real reason is 'cause</i>
<i>she doesn't want anyone to know</i>

686
00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:06,087
<i>she's fucking engaged to you.</i>

687
00:25:06,129 --> 00:25:08,215
<i>And scene!</i>

688
00:25:08,256 --> 00:25:11,384
<i>Congratulations</i>
<i>for telling each other lies.</i>

689
00:25:11,426 --> 00:25:12,802
<i>Let me tell you something.</i>

690
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,179
<i>There is</i>
<i>a long history of labels</i>

691
00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:17,307
<i>making their artists</i>
<i>seem single for record sales.</i>

692
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,768
<i>-Yeah?</i>
<i>-Want some examples?</i>

693
00:25:24,439 --> 00:25:27,067
<i>Give me a fucking break.</i>
<i>I'll come up with some.</i>

694
00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:29,069
<i>I'm on the spot.</i>
<i>I don't have anybody.</i>

695
00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:30,654
<i>Yeah, 'cause</i>
<i>you're fucking wrong.</i>

696
00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:33,198
<i>The truth is it's got nothing</i>
<i>to do with her being engaged</i>

697
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,992
<i>and everything to do</i>
<i>with her being engaged to you.</i>

698
00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:38,078
<i>It's you, Mo.</i>
<i>It's fucking you.</i>

699
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:41,915
<i>If you were young and cool,</i>
<i>you'd help her career.</i>

700
00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:44,042
<i>-But you're not.</i>
<i>-[Keith] God damn it!</i>

701
00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:47,337
<i>This group is</i>
<i>so fucking easily distractible!</i>

702
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:51,216
<i>Okay, we are here</i>
<i>because this guy set us up,</i>

703
00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:53,426
<i>and he's the reason I'm not</i>
<i>gonna see my kids again.</i>

704
00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:55,470
<i>And the reason</i>
<i>that I'm gonna miss</i>

705
00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:57,180
<i>Nomi's album release party.</i>

706
00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:59,975
<i>Yeah, you're the reason</i>
<i>that we are gonna miss</i>

707
00:26:00,016 --> 00:26:01,309
<i>Nomi's album release party!</i>

708
00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:03,228
<i>Which is still</i>
<i>very upsetting to me.</i>

709
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:04,312
<i>[Blair]</i>
<i>Okay!</i>

710
00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:05,772
<i>-It's upsetting to all of us!</i>
<i>-So what?</i>

711
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:07,857
<i>Okay, I'm sorry.</i>

712
00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:10,110
<i>I'm just so tired</i>

713
00:26:10,151 --> 00:26:13,446
<i>of feeling</i>
<i>like I'm the bad guy.</i>

714
00:26:14,781 --> 00:26:16,366
<i>You are.</i>

715
00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:27,877
<i>[Keith] Oh!</i>

716
00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:29,087
<i>Man down!</i>

717
00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:30,213
<i>Back the fuck up, Mo!</i>

718
00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:31,715
<i>-[Keith] Finally, someone--</i>
<i>-Fuck you!</i>

719
00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:33,550
<i>-I feel like you don't--</i>
<i>-What the fuck, Yassir?</i>

720
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:37,470
<i>-Wayne, this is for the ladies!</i>
<i>-[door opens]</i>

721
00:26:37,512 --> 00:26:39,973
<i>-Fuck all of y'all!</i>
<i>-[agent] Hey, that's enough.</i>

722
00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:41,266
<i>You're all free to go.</i>

723
00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:43,602
<i>[agent] We only have</i>
<i>the black site till nine,</i>

724
00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:45,061
<i>so scram.</i>

725
00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:47,397
<i>[Dawn]</i>
<i>And shut the fuck up!</i>

726
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,982
<i>-[Yassir] Jesus.</i>
<i>-[Dawn] Little bitches.</i>

727
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,859
<i>[Keith]</i>
<i>What the fuck did I do?</i>

728
00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:53,737
<i>'80s synth music</i>

729
00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:57,365
<i>I was on my way to the Met</i>
<i>to drop off a big wig</i>

730
00:26:57,407 --> 00:26:59,534
<i>when the cops jumped in</i>
<i>and made me drive here,</i>

731
00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:01,161
<i>but at least</i>
<i>I can drive you guys home.</i>

732
00:27:01,202 --> 00:27:03,413
<i>There's plenty of room</i>
<i>for everyone.</i>

733
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:04,998
<i>I'll pull it around.</i>

734
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,834
<i>Hey, Wayne,</i>
<i>you said you, uh, knew</i>

735
00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:10,920
<i>who tried to kill Blair</i>
<i>and who killed all the others,</i>

736
00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:13,965
<i>-the last mystery.</i>
<i>-Absolutely.</i>

737
00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:15,634
<i>The killer's obviously--</i>

738
00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:19,429
<i>Hey, check this out--</i>
<i>a remote lock/unlock.</i>

739
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:22,140
<i>[chuckles]</i>
<i>Isn't that rad?</i>

740
00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:24,225
<i>Fucking technology.</i>

741
00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:26,102
<i>[car beeps]</i>

742
00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:28,271
<i>-[Dawn screams]</i>
<i>-[Yassir retches]</i>

743
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:32,817
<i>Tell me lies,</i>
<i>tell me sweet little lies</i>

744
00:27:32,859 --> 00:27:34,194
<i>Tell me lies</i>

745
00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:36,196
<i>Tell me, tell me lies</i>

746
00:27:36,237 --> 00:27:39,783
<i>Oh, no, no,</i>
<i>you can't disguise</i>

747
00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:42,369
<i>You can't disguise</i>

748
00:27:42,410 --> 00:27:43,912
<i>No, you can't disguise</i>

749
00:27:43,953 --> 00:27:47,123
<i>Tell me lies,</i>
<i>tell me sweet little lies</i>

750
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:49,668
<i>Tell me lies</i>

751
00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:51,586
<i>Tell me, tell me lies</i>

752
00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:54,798
<i>Oh, no, no,</i>
<i>you can't disguise</i>

753
00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:57,967
<i>You can't disguise</i>

754
00:27:58,009 --> 00:27:59,427
<i>No, you can't disguise</i>

755
00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:02,472
<i>Tell me lies,</i>
<i>tell me sweet little lies</i>

756
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,787
<i>Tell me lies,</i>
<i>tell me sweet little lies</i>

757
00:28:28,289 --> 00:28:39,216
<i>Tell me, tell me lies</i>