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               [Lenny]              
     Previously on   Black Monday...   

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         Somebody is trying         
           to kill anyone           

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            who was close           
        to the Jammer Group.        

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           My masterpiece.          

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     [Lenny]   Reports of my death    
     have been greatly exaggerated. 

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              It's Lenny.            

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       Well, at least we know       
   who the fucking killer is now.   

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   All we need to do is make sure   
         we're all together         

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   in one place and then--yagahh!   

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      We catch him in the act.      
     We'll do it at the wedding.    

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     Tomorrow's New Year's Eve.     
      That's like a fun-fecta.      

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    Dawn, will you fake-marry me?   

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       -I will fake-marry you!      
          -[both laughing]          

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               Well...              

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          -High five, then.         
            -[Dawn] Okay.           

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        bright classical music     

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               [Keith]              
       Hey let's get some more      

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        fucking baby's breath       
          in there, please.         

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          And why the fuck          
          am I not hearing          

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     a sound check on that band?    

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         Look alive, people.        
         We got three hours.        

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          Let's go, go, go!         

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            [door opens]            

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       Wow, you look amazing.       

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        Motherfucker, knock!        

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     I coulda had my pussy out.     

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           Dawn, I'm gay.           

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        Well, then you really       
        don't need to see it.       

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                Jeez!               
         What's up with you?        

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     And what's with the sheet?     

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   You know, if you're gonna make   
       it an orthodox wedding,      

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        you might wanna lose        
   the bacon lobster roll station. 

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   No, it's bad luck for the groom 

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          to see the bride          
         before the wedding.        

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            Oh, you mean            
       the sting sham wedding?      

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       To pull this shit off,       
          we're gonna need          

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        all the fucking luck        
             we can get.            

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      What's up, motherfuckers?     

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      We got the perfect plan.      
              [laughs]              

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     -Wait, no, no! No peeking.     
          -[Mo] All right.          

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              Oh, okay.             

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     All right, well, buckle up,    

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    because "black tie optional"    

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         is about to become         
      "brown pants guaranteed."     

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                -Ugh.               
        -"Dress to impress?"        

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             More like,             
      "Dress to mess yourself."     

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             [laughter]             

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     We should have been working    
      together for a long time.     

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            I know, man.            

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           I mean, I might          
        have lost a fiancée,        

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     but I feel like I've gained    
       a lifelong accomplice.       

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                Aww!                

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       [Dawn] And I feel like       
           the only people          

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            who are gonna           
   be shitting themselves tonight   

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          are you two hos.          

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        How much fucking coke       
             did you do?            

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           -Not that much.          
   -I didn't even really like it.   

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             -I mean...             
                -No.                

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       -You wanna do it? Sure.      
     -Do you wanna do some now?     

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      [Mo] I mean, if the bride     
   wants to do it, it's your day.   

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               [Blair]              
     Do you have any back there?    

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    All right, so since I'm back    

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              to being              
      a Republican Party pariah     

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             that nobody            
        cares about/believes,       

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     getting Lenny's confession     

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       is gonna be completely       
              up to us.             

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    That means no backup, no FBI.   

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            It's a sting            
         without the police.        

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      And much like The Police      
           without Sting,           

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      it's gonna fuckin' suck,      
          but we can do it.         

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         Yes, we can do it.         

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        We have been grinding       

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     on this motherfucking thing    
           all day, right?          

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         And we have come up        
        with a perfect plan.        

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               -Yeah.               
     -Tells us the fucking plan!    

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               -Jesus!              
               -Okay.               

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          Sodium pentothal.         

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          Isn't that salt?          

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     No, that's sodium chloride.    

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        No, that's the stuff        

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     that makes your teeth hard?    

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    That's sodium fluoride, Dawn.   
                Fuck!               

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        Oh, you're gonna make       
          a fertilizer bomb         

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          and blow 'em up?          

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       That's sodium nitrate,       
         you fucking idiot.         

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            What, are you           
        fucking homeschooled?       

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     -Look at a periodic table.     
             -Fuck you!             

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    -It's like a chemistry exam?    
     -You're dumb! You're dumb!     

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          It's truth serum.         
            Jesus Christ!           

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          Sodium pentothal          
           is truth serum.          

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              Just like             
      in season 5, episode 14--     

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            Let me guess.           
            Hogan's Heroes?          

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     Okay, don't ridicule, Dawn.    

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        All right, that show        
    was basically a master class    

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     on how to fuck with people.    

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           All we gotta do          

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    is get it into Lenny's drink.   

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     [Mo] And then we taunt him     

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            with the vows           
       that Blair and I wrote,      

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   which are specifically designed 
            to goad Lenny           

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           into confessing          
       in front of everybody.       

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           Uh, standing O?          

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         In three, two, now?        

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          Can I be honest?          

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     As a longtime Mo plan fan,     

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          I'm underwhelmed.         

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       I mean, this is relying      
          a lot on TV logic         

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          and truth serum.          

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        Does that even work?        

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        Oh, fuck you, Keith.        

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      You think that criminals      

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        are just gonna reveal       
          their whole plan?         

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         Uh, yeah, Dawn did,        
      and so did her cellmate.      

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    That's why she went to prison   
    and how she got out of prison   

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   because criminals like credit.   

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      You know what, mind your      
      fucking business, Blair.      

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      No one fuckin' asked you.     

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       I've got a better plan.      

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       Keith confronts Lenny.       

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               -Okay.               
             -Then what?            

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          Well, that's it.          

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     I mean, he's the one Lenny     
     wants revenge on the most.     

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      Why else would he accept      
         Keith's invitation         

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   to the wedding so last minute.   

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         I mean, he did say,        
            and I quote,            

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      "I would love to be your      
    plus one to get my revenge."    

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              Exactly.              

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       So all Keith has to do       

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       is get in a room alone       
             with Lenny,            

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         and he's definitely        
       gonna try to kill him.       

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     -Nah, it's a terrible plan.    
               -Yeah.               

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         Uh, you know what?         

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     Now that I've had a second     

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          to kind of digest         
        Mo and Blair's plan,        

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       it's kinda growing me.       

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       I'm on your side, guys.      

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                Yeah,               
     so it's three against one.     

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             -Ding dong!            
            -[Mo laughs]            

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         [Blair] Keith knows        
     to leave the planning to...    

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       [both]...the plan boys!      

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            [both grunt]            

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   Oh, we did it at the same time! 

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       Even the sound, right?       

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              [Yassir]              
   What's up, you fucking losers?   

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          Look what I got.          

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          It's truth serum          
        from my drug dealer.        

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            Yo, this plan           
        might actually work.        

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       But that's what happens      

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         when the plan boys         
           ride out again!          

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   -Only Mo and me are plan boys!   
            -Don't say it           

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      like you're a part of it;     
          you're not in it.         

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           You dumb bitch!          

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       We're getting tattoos,       
              not you.              

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          What's with this          
           ugly-ass sheet?          

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                 Oh.                

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              Oh, fuck.             

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              Oh, fuck!             

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          Kiss you, hug you        

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             Whatever might         
           cross your mind          

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           Lenny Leighman,          
      as I live and breathe...      

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   despite some people not wanting 
        that to be the case.        

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       Oh, Congressman Pfaff.       

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     You're almost as difficult     
          to kill as I am.          

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          [both chuckling]          

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       [both laughing loudly]       

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          But now I am back         
     and better than ever, baby.    

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              -Mm-hmm.              
          -And all it took          

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    was another excruciating year   
       of surgical procedures,      

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           and here I am,           
      ready to get my revenge.      

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                 Mm.                

174
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           Well, not a lot          
          of subtext there.         

175
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   Well, why don't we have a toast 

176
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     to our improbable survival,    
                huh?                

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              -Cheers.              
                -Mm.                

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           [Blair] Oh, no,          
        it's not a real toast       

179
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        unless we both drink.       

180
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         Oh, no, the bubbly         
          hurts my tum-tum.         

181
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     My baboon thymus transplant    

182
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     has really thrown a wrench     
       into my immune system.       

183
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    Monkey wrench, you might say.   

184
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          Baboons are apes,         
         you stupid person.         

185
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               -Sure.               
                -Mm.                

186
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           Well, why don't          
       I head over to the bar       

187
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        and get us a bourbon?       

188
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                -No.                
             -Manhattan?            

189
00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,080
                -No.                
              -Martini.             

190
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                -No.                
              -Bellini.             

191
00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:32,957
                -No.                
             -Margarita.            

192
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                -No.                
              -Sangria.             

193
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                -No.                
              -Cognac.              

194
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                -No.                
            -Whiskey Mac.           

195
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              -No, sir.             
         -Sex on the Beach.         

196
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                -No.                
          -Kentucky peach?          

197
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                -No.                
            -Boilermaker?           

198
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                -No.                
            -Mind eraser?           

199
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               -Uh-uh.              
            -Pimm's Cup?            

200
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    I'm not a big fan of alcohol.   

201
00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,385
           Sorry, I should          
         have led with that.        

202
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       My father drank himself      
      to death in one sitting.      

203
00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:49,599
       He made us kids watch.       

204
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           Sad, sad, sad.           

205
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         Why don't I go over        

206
00:05:51,976 --> 00:05:53,519
      and get you a nice glass      
         of ice water then?         

207
00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:58,066
   That's okay; I am not thirsty,   
         except for revenge.        

208
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     Yes, you keep saying that.     

209
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              [laughs]              

210
00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:07,533
                 Ha!                

211
00:06:07,575 --> 00:06:10,370
               Oh yeah             

212
00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:12,121
              Oh, shit.             

213
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          Sorry, I thought          
     you were already out there.    

214
00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,918
        No. What's the point?       

215
00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:18,044
      Uh, I guess you're right.     

216
00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:19,754
               I mean,              
      I already have seen you.      

217
00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,964
      And you can kind of throw     
    superstitions out the window    

218
00:06:22,006 --> 00:06:24,175
     when we're makin' a mockery    
     of the entire institution.     

219
00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:27,512
    No, I mean, what's the point    
            of any of it?           

220
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        Marriage, love, life.       

221
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         Goddamn, PMS Dawn.         

222
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             Lighten up.            
        This is your wedding.       

223
00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:35,895
            No, it's not.           

224
00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:37,355
       It's some other bitch's      
              wedding.              

225
00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,399
      I'm in some other bitch's     
               dress.               

226
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            Motherfuckers           
        are out there eating        

227
00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,194
     some other bitch's shrimps.    

228
00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,238
         Something borrowed?        

229
00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:47,448
        -Tell one more joke.        
        -[Mo] Wait a minute.        

230
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           Come on, Dawn.           

231
00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:49,992
           -Tell one more.          
           -Take it easy.           

232
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          Look, look, look.         

233
00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:52,912
          I know this isn't         
      your dream wedding, okay?     

234
00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:54,747
     It's my nightmare wedding,     
              actually.             

235
00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:57,166
        When am I gonna have        
           a normal life,           

236
00:06:57,208 --> 00:07:00,837
         where I'm not lying        
      to everyone all the time,     

237
00:07:00,878 --> 00:07:02,505
       where I'm not cheating?      

238
00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:06,426
    When am I gonna have the life   
         that I wanna live?         

239
00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:08,302
     What is the life you want?     

240
00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:11,889
     I don't know, but not this.    

241
00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:14,934
       You know, there's just       
           something about          

242
00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:17,770
      pretending to get married     
        to catch an evil twin       

243
00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:19,105
        who's trying to kill        
          all your friends          

244
00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,941
      that makes a gal question     
            her choices.            

245
00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:24,235
          That's a strange          
       laundry list of things       

246
00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,237
           that you needed          
         for that to happen.        

247
00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:30,992
        Take it to heart, Mo,       
        'cause you know what?       

248
00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:33,244
              soft music           

249
00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:36,038
      I think I got shit wrong.     

250
00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:38,124
          What? What shit?          

251
00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:43,129
                                  

252
00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:44,672
        We've got a problem.        

253
00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,091
    Lenny doesn't drink anything.   

254
00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,050
      You guys look very cute.      

255
00:07:48,092 --> 00:07:49,302
        -[Mo] Oh, thank you.        
         -[Dawn] Thank you.         

256
00:07:49,343 --> 00:07:50,470
   [Blair] And the crowd went wild 
          for the shrimps.          

257
00:07:50,511 --> 00:07:52,013
        They're almost gone.        
           What do we do?           

258
00:07:52,054 --> 00:07:53,306
        How is that possible?       

259
00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:55,808
          We had more than          
        30 pounds of shrimps!       

260
00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,977
          Don't you worry,          
      'cause we are the plan--      

261
00:07:58,019 --> 00:07:59,645
                -Ow!                
            -Oh, my gosh.           

262
00:07:59,687 --> 00:08:01,022
         I saw that coming.         
          He wasn't ready.          

263
00:08:01,063 --> 00:08:02,273
          Are you serious?          
      Your shoulder hit my rib.     

264
00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,441
    I'm more fragile than I look.   

265
00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,859
      My shoulder shouldn't be      
      anywhere near your ribs.      

266
00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:05,776
     -It should be on your back.    
             -God damn!             

267
00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:07,028
   We do this back-to-back thing.   

268
00:08:07,069 --> 00:08:08,154
    [Dawn] All right, guys, look!   

269
00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:10,823
    I think I know the one thing    
         that Lenny drinks.         

270
00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:13,075
                 Mm.                

271
00:08:13,117 --> 00:08:15,578
          I never took you          
         for a milk man, Mo.        

272
00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:18,789
   But only if it's fresh and warm 
             like this.             

273
00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:21,083
           -Warm, you say?          
          -[Blair] So good.         

274
00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:22,585
          You're something          
       of a milk guy yourself.      

275
00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:23,544
         Aren't you, Lenny?         

276
00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:26,005
       Mm, I dabble in dairy.       

277
00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:27,048
                Sure.               

278
00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:28,216
            Be my guest.            

279
00:08:28,257 --> 00:08:29,759
         smooth music playing      

280
00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:30,968
           [both chuckle]           

281
00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:34,180
                                  

282
00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:37,934
            Look, I know            
      you consider me a monster     

283
00:08:37,975 --> 00:08:39,101
         from time to time.         

284
00:08:39,143 --> 00:08:40,811
              -Leonard.             
     -No. We all have bad days.     

285
00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:43,064
                                  

286
00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:44,941
            -No, no I'm--           
                -Oh.                

287
00:08:44,982 --> 00:08:48,069
                                  

288
00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:49,362
          To you, Maurice.          

289
00:08:49,403 --> 00:08:53,616
          Enjoy this moment         
        while you still can.        

290
00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:57,703
                                  

291
00:08:57,745 --> 00:08:59,497
        Hey, now, bottoms up.       

292
00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,999
           Blair here said          
       it's not a proper toast      

293
00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,084
        unless we both drink.       

294
00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:05,086
       Oh, did Blair say that?      

295
00:09:05,127 --> 00:09:06,462
        Did I? I don't know.        

296
00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,965
             -Oh, Blair.            
          -[Blair chuckles]         

297
00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:11,008
          -So I'm waiting.          
             -Of course.            

298
00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:18,558
              Woof-dah.             

299
00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,730
          Tastes like milk.         

300
00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:27,191
              -Maurice.             
             -Fantastic.            

301
00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,360
             -[coughing]            
            -Oh, my God.            

302
00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,988
               -Jesus.              
   -Well, I'm glad Lenny drank it. 

303
00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:33,739
     But are you gonna be okay?     
                Fuck!               

304
00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:35,116
     Don't worry about me, kid.     

305
00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:36,325
     I can handle my pentathol.     

306
00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:38,703
         Question: were you         
        very attracted to me        

307
00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,371
       when you first met me?       

308
00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:43,124
             I knew it.             

309
00:09:43,165 --> 00:09:45,418
        bright classical music     

310
00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:47,378
       [Yassir] What is a vow?      

311
00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:51,924
    What is the meaning of a vow?   

312
00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:53,301
        I'm seriously asking,       

313
00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:55,553
       because what I thought       
   was a vow is actually an oath.   

314
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,930
         And what I thought         
      was an oath is a promise.     

315
00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:00,141
   -And then I tried to find vow.   
              -Yassir.              

316
00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:01,559
               Right.               

317
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,811
          Let's just get on         
           with the vows.           

318
00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:06,230
                Mo...               

319
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,481
          -[Yassir] Dawn...         
             -Thank you.            

320
00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:10,276
           -Take it away.           
                -Yes.               

321
00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:14,614
             Hello, Mo.             

322
00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:15,489
              Hi, Dawn.             

323
00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:17,450
   [Dawn] The host with the most,   

324
00:10:17,491 --> 00:10:21,954
      the groom with the broom      
            in his pants.           

325
00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:24,332
         [scattered murmurs]        

326
00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:25,875
          Yeah, we killed.          

327
00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:30,046
           It's me, Dawn,           
         and I'm so grateful        

328
00:10:30,087 --> 00:10:32,173
   we finally made it to this day   

329
00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:35,301
    when so many others did not.    

330
00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:38,137
       Goddamn, we lost a lot       
        of folks this year...       

331
00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,472
              [Mo] Mm.              

332
00:10:39,513 --> 00:10:42,183
       ...to a punk-ass killer      

333
00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:45,227
          too chicken shit          
      to confess to his crimes      

334
00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:49,565
             like a cool            
        serial killer would.        

335
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:53,986
        Even the FBI profiler       
          described him as,         

336
00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,321
               quote,               

337
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:59,158
     "A man so physically gross     

338
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,993
       he can never be loved.       

339
00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,829
      So he should quit playing     

340
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:06,499
      and just admit his shit.      

341
00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:11,128
   Otherwise, he is the biggest... 

342
00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,380
                pussy               

343
00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:16,801
        since the Macy's Day        
          Garfield float."          

344
00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,303
               [sighs]              

345
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:23,391
      "Ay, dios meow," indeed.      

346
00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:25,476
       -God, I love you, Dawn.      
               -What?               

347
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,062
        Oh, I love you, Dawn.       

348
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,314
             Okay. Yes.             
       Yes, of course, you do.      

349
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:33,275
       We are getting married.      
           [clears throat]          

350
00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:35,444
    Anyways, the nutless coward--   

351
00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,363
         It's like somebody         
        walks into your life,       

352
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,407
     and you just can't imagine     

353
00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:42,702
       what life was ever like      
            before them.            

354
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,248
                Wow.                
    Mo, I don't know what to say.   

355
00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:50,376
       I don't know what souls      
       are made out of, Dawn,       

356
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:52,336
            but you and I           
         have the same one.         

357
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,379
      Okay, what is happening?      

358
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:56,507
      I am totally whacked out      
      on truth serum right now.     

359
00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:59,468
             Okay. Okay.            

360
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:01,262
   [whispers] Mo, read the cards.   

361
00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:02,680
               -Okay.               
     -Just--you gonna read 'em.     

362
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:06,851
      I don't need these cards.     
    I gotta be honest, literally.   

363
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:07,893
                 Mm.                

364
00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:09,603
      I'm not gonna promise you     

365
00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:11,522
      that I know how to solve      
         all your problems,         

366
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,566
          but I'll tell you         
          one thing, babe,          

367
00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:17,236
    I promise you, you will never   
      have to face them alone.      

368
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,738
              warm music           

369
00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:22,825
     And all the things that you    
      wanted to do with my butt     

370
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:26,871
     that I was too insecure to     
   let you do before, have at it.   

371
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,539
         No! Really, Mo-Mo?         

372
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,000
       I'm still gonna be down      
         to have regular sex        

373
00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:33,085
   with you, too, in your vagina.   

374
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,378
        [Dawn] Just remember        
            you said it.            

375
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:38,340
    'Cause I wanna do some pretty   
     obscene things to your ass.    

376
00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:40,050
                -Ha!                
               -Okay.               

377
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,594
      Well, that was beautiful,     

378
00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:44,972
      yet tonally inconsistent,     
             which is...            

379
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,056
               It was.              

380
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,349
         ...pretty on brand         
          for us, I'd say,          

381
00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:49,477
       but for the most part--      
           you know what?           

382
00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:53,272
      Actually, if anyone here      
           has any reason           

383
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,442
         as to why these two        
    should not marry, speak now,    

384
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:59,987
    or forever hold your shit in,   
   'cause we don't wanna hear it.   

385
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,491
              [coughs]              

386
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:08,579
        Does anyone here have       
       a comment or a reaction      

387
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:12,541
    or a confession that might be   
    admissible in a court of law?   

388
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,418
      Now would be a great time     
           to share that.           

389
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,337
                -I...               
         -Oh, Jesus Christ!         

390
00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:17,546
            dramatic music         

391
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,799
          -[phone ringing]          
        -...should take this.       

392
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,509
              Carry on.             

393
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,052
           Epstein, baby.           

394
00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:24,595
       No, I'm not doing shit.      

395
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,555
   -No, you owe me a steak dinner. 
               -Go on?              

396
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:27,723
             Keep going.            
             Keep going!            

397
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,600
   [Lenny] Well, fuck your mother. 

398
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,977
       Oh, when did she pass?       

399
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:32,853
         [Yassir] All right.        

400
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:36,816
         Uh, I now pronounce        
          you man and wife.         

401
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,109
          -Kiss the bride.          
            -[both laugh]           

402
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,194
           -[Blair] Whoo!           
          -Kiss the bride.          

403
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:43,614
        [cheers and applause]       

404
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:47,409
     Pamela, I love you so much.    

405
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:49,370
               -What?               
         -Will you marry me?        

406
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:53,165
             Oh, my God.            
                Yes!                

407
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:56,085
           Really, Karen?           
         On my fucking day?         

408
00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:58,838
   Let those lesbos have a moment. 

409
00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:02,174
               Ba-dee-ya            
         say do you remember?       

410
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,342
              Ba-dee-ya            

411
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,469
        Come on, you gotta go       
       talk to her eventually.      

412
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:06,512
    You can't keep avoiding her.    

413
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:07,555
      After all that crazy shit     
               I said               

414
00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:08,931
    in front of all these people?   

415
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:09,849
          Take it from us.          

416
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:11,851
      A fake marriage requires      
       a very real commitment.      

417
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,769
       I just don't understand      
         why the truth serum        

418
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,396
       worked so well on you,       
          but not on Lenny.         

419
00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:17,314
      Well, he's mostly monkey      
           by now, right?           

420
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:18,858
              -Baboon.              
              -Baboon.              

421
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:21,402
          Hey, may I cut in         
    so we can talk for a second?    

422
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:22,486
           Oh, hey, babe.           

423
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,572
       The plan boys and Keith      
          are in the middle         

424
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:25,739
       of doing some planning       

425
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:27,575
      about this Lenny Leighman     
           situation, so--          

426
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:29,493
       Fuck no. You know what?      
     It's time for my simple-ass    

427
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:32,288
         OG plan where Keith        
        confronts Lenny alone       

428
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:34,415
     while he's in the bathroom.    

429
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:35,833
             Fuck this.             
        No, your plan failed,       

430
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,419
    and I'm not gonna go risk my    
    life now because you wanna--    

431
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:41,005
        Keith, the plan boys        
     did all the heavy lifting.     

432
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,214
        Dawn has chipped in.        

433
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,465
         -You've done shit.         
               -Shit.               

434
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:44,592
           -[Keith] Shit?           
               -Yeah.               

435
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,343
          I fucking planned         
         this whole wedding.        

436
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,511
          -No, you didn't.          
           -You did what?           

437
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:48,554
      Okay, but I should have.      

438
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:49,763
      I mean, this dance floor      
             is crooked,            

439
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:52,308
     it's a cash bar, and we're     
       almost out of shrimps.       

440
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:54,518
       Who the fuck is eating       
      all the goddamn shrimps?      

441
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,604
   Anita, bitch, I know it's you.   

442
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:58,480
         You got four shrimp        
           on your plate!           

443
00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:00,399
          Calm down, baby.          

444
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,651
         For Christ's sake.         
            Now you, go!            

445
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:03,861
           [Dawn] And grab          
     one of those videographers     

446
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,362
       -to get it all on tape.      
         -[Blair] Good idea.        

447
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,323
          He could kill me.         
          You realize that?         

448
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:10,034
       Yeah, but then we would      
    have him killing you on tape.   

449
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:10,993
              -On tape.             
                -Ah!                

450
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:12,411
             I--I just--            

451
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:13,954
    -[Blair] Give me your phone.    
               -What?               

452
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,164
       [Blair] I'm calling Mo.      

453
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,665
        Keep your phone open        
           in your pocket.          

454
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,459
      You keep this phone open      
           in your pocket,          

455
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,835
   and then if there's a problem,   

456
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,337
         just say the word,         
       and we'll come get you.      

457
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:22,379
      -Like a safe word? Okay.      
               -Yeah.               

458
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:23,422
             All right.             
      So what if it's like a--      

459
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:24,924
       Punani, non-negotiable.      

460
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:27,009
          -She's the bride!         
        -Punani? No, no, no.        

461
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,303
     You want me to die sounding    
       like a fucking asshole.      

462
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:32,181
   -Well, it's how you live, baby. 
             -[laughter]            

463
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:33,682
           You know what?           
       I don't wanna do this.       

464
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:36,226
      -You wanna be a plan boy?     
   -Yeah, you wanna be a plan boy? 

465
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:37,686
           Like, for real?          

466
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:40,689
        You can get jumped in       
            or sexed in.            

467
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,024
           Think about it.          

468
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:45,527
             All right,             
    I'll fucking do it. Watch me.   

469
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,821
      Hey, buddy, come with me.     
              Come on.              

470
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:49,573
          [Dawn] Get ready,         
         because we're about        

471
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,784
          to bust that ass          
         wide open tonight.         

472
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:53,619
            What's wrong            
        with the front, Dawn?       

473
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,454
         I'ma fuck that too.        

474
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,831
        Now come on in here.        

475
00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,708
         I want you to hide         
           in the kitchen           

476
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,503
       and don't stop rolling       
           no matter what.          

477
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,797
        Keep me in a two shot       
            or a swingle.           

478
00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:07,967
       Go, go, go, go. Quick.       
              Be quiet.             

479
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:11,053
             tense music           

480
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,096
                                  

481
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:16,100
         Ugh! There you are.        
       Are you hiding from me?      

482
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,226
                 No.                

483
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:18,394
       It's not all about you,      
          Dawn, all right?          

484
00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:20,104
             This is my             
        sham wedding day too.       

485
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,230
                Okay.               

486
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:24,984
          So you wanna talk         
        about those vows now?       

487
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:27,528
         Oh, you mean how my        
        "ay, dios meow" line        

488
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:29,488
        killed 'em out there?       

489
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:32,908
      No, I mean, you love me.      

490
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,827
            You love me.            

491
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:39,331
     Come on, Mo, just admit it.    
            You love me.            

492
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:42,042
                I...                

493
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,253
        -[Yassir] What's up?        
         -[Mo] Hey, Yassir.         

494
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:45,587
          -What's going on?         
             -Hey, man.             

495
00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:46,964
   I got a little bit of bad news. 

496
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,341
     I just spoke to my dealer,     
          and this dumbass          

497
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,136
       mixed up the pentathol       
       with phosphodiesterase.      

498
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,680
      Wait, what's phosphodi--      

499
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:55,931
        It's a boner killer.        

500
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:59,476
        Yeah, it prevents EF,       
         erectile function.         

501
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,604
         Why the hell would         
     somebody sell that, Yassir?    

502
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:04,106
            I don't know!           

503
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,691
   Why would he sell truth serum?   

504
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,568
      Dude's full service, bro.     

505
00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:09,236
      We're lucky to have him.      

506
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:10,487
          Is it permanent?          

507
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,448
          What do you care?         
    You just wanna do butt stuff.   

508
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:15,242
          [toilet flushes]          

509
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,202
             Ooh, that--            

510
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:20,581
             Mm. Keith.             

511
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:24,084
       Lenny, we need to talk.      

512
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,920
        Oh, we need to talk.        

513
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,256
           Sure, I've got           
         some time to kill.         

514
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,549
             I'm sorry.             

515
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:33,177
         I hope that threat         
          was not too bald.         

516
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:36,889
       Mm, I hope you enjoyed       
       your time as a Leighman      

517
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:38,640
   because you know what they say. 

518
00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:40,809
    "Hair" today, gone tomorrow.    

519
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,520
        After this, who knows       
      where you'll "beheaded."      

520
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,688
   [Keith] I'm sorry, do you have   

521
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,607
   all those menacing puns, like,   
             preloaded,             

522
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,108
    'cause I feel like everyone's   
         coming to the table        

523
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,651
        with a lot of stuff,        
   and I don't ever, like, go home 

524
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:50,903
         -and think about--         
            -Yeah, Keith,           

525
00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:53,030
        I have been dreaming        
          about this moment         

526
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,867
    ever since, if I had to say,    
    probably back around the time   

527
00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:00,954
        when I watched a wolf       
         gnaw off my penis!         

528
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:05,125
         Which I had nothing        
             to do with,            

529
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,835
        just for the record.        

530
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:10,881
          So let me guess,          
          you want revenge.         

531
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,926
        I feel like I've been       
      super upfront about that.     

532
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:18,388
      So that's why you killed      
          all those people.         

533
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:19,807
               Right?               

534
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:23,602
             [laughing]             
      What--what people, Keith?     

535
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:26,230
           I have already           
          gotten my revenge         

536
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,523
         by showing up here         

537
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:30,234
          and looking like          
     a million freaking dollars.    

538
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,902
       'Cause as we all know,       

539
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:35,114
          the best revenge          
          is looking good.          

540
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:37,741
         So you didn't kill         
          all those people?         

541
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,326
                 No.                

542
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,078
       You're not the killer?       

543
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,873
     Keith, the only killer here    
          is my killer bod.         

544
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,834
         -[chuckles, grunts]        
        -[suppressed gunfire]       

545
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,460
            Fuck! Punani!           

546
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,838
           Punani! Punani!          

547
00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:53,132
       Ha-ha, nice try, Keith,      

548
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:55,467
        but I am an immortal,       

549
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:58,804
       unkillable fucking god!      

550
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,180
        [suppressed gunshot]        

551
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,812
               Punani!              

552
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,438
           Punani! Punani?          

553
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,731
              -Punani.              
              -Punani?              

554
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:11,316
              -Punani!              
              -Punani!              

555
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,821
             Holy shit.             

556
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,490
             It's over.             
         Keith, you did it.         

557
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:19,700
        Guys, I didn't do it.       

558
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:21,618
              -Who did?             
               -I did.              

559
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,163
      [all gasping, shrieking]      

560
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:26,373
       [Blair] And you are...       

561
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:27,666
            dramatic music         

562
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,626
             I still...             

563
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:33,589
              -[gasps]              
           -[all] Corkie!           

564
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:36,008
       -I knew it was a girl!       
           -That's right.           

565
00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:38,927
     No one ever pays attention     
        to the videographer.        

566
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:42,806
   Now let's see if you can guess   
        who gets to die next.       

567
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,349
        [Mo] I'm pretty sure        
        it's gonna be Blair.        

568
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:45,559
       [all speaking at once]       

569
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:46,643
            It's not me.            

570
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:47,936
    It was a rhetorical question.   

571
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:50,022
             All of you.            
            God bless it.           

572
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:52,357
       You people never shush!      

573
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,653
        Uh, Corkie, don't you       
        wanna take us through       

574
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,615
   the how and why of all of this   
          just for funsies?         

575
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:02,075
     I thought you'd never ask.     

576
00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:05,412
             After Blair            
        so casually destroyed       

577
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:08,540
     my perfect life with Roger,    

578
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,667
     I became somewhat obsessed     

579
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,045
        with taking from him        
        what he took from me.       

580
00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:17,090
       All those summers spent      
      at daddy's NRA-sponsored      

581
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:20,719
     Big Guns, Little Nuns Camp     
          really paid off.          

582
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:24,598
    Sadly, what didn't kill Blair   
         made him stronger.         

583
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,308
   So then I tried to rig Blair's   

584
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,268
   electroshock therapy equipment   

585
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,229
        to send him to hell,        

586
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:34,191
       but it ended up taking       
    that devil Dr. Egon instead.    

587
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,985
    Well, what about your father,   
           Pastor Newell?           

588
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,238
         As the other person        
         who is responsible         

589
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:42,574
        for my Roger's death,       
          Daddy had to go.          

590
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:43,992
     When Blair shot him on TV,     

591
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:46,912
      I mean, I couldn't resist     
         life imitating art.        

592
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,247
            I don't think           
         it works like that.        

593
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:49,873
              [Corkie]              
    Then at my father's funeral,    

594
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,251
      when you lied to my face      

595
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:55,337
            and defended            
      my father's cruel legacy,     

596
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,214
     yes, I had to do something.    

597
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,342
           But that poor,           
        innocent bystander--        

598
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:01,468
           -[Corkie] Hey.           
                -Hey!               

599
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,636
                -Hey!               
             -[all] Hey!            

600
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:03,845
          No one here said          

601
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,181
       that this all went down      
          perfectly, okay?          

602
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,891
    I mean, there were definitely   
        some whoopsie-daisies       

603
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,059
         along the way-sies.        

604
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,728
    [Blair] No, whoopsie-daisies.   
      I have them all the time.     

605
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,105
          I killed my dad.          

606
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:14,856
            -Wait, what?            
             -Oh, Blair.            

607
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:16,942
       -Wasn't it liberating?       
          -And poor Wayne?          

608
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:18,360
              [Corkie]              
       That car bomb was meant      

609
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:19,069
           for all of you.          

610
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,570
      But it only killed Wayne.     

611
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,322
            [lock chirps]           

612
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,741
           [all shouting]           

613
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,202
       Oh, now, I didn't kill       
           Mrs. Blackmore,          

614
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:29,871
        but I have to admit,        
        it killed me to read        

615
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:33,625
     that yet another person had    
    died in Blair's tragic orbit.   

616
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:34,918
             [laughter]             

617
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,880
    And unfortunately, her death    
    did kill my Pfaffashions IPO    

618
00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:40,674
    and HGTV's chance of revival,   

619
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,759
        which is why I killed       
           Larry Leighman.          

620
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:44,678
   But why'd you cut his head off? 

621
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,596
           -And his dick?           
      -[Corkie] Happy accident.     

622
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,181
         I walked in on him         
            masturbating            

623
00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:51,018
        while choking himself       
     with piano wire, as men do.    

624
00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:53,020
                -Ugh.               
   -Yeah, autoerotic asphyxiation. 

625
00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:54,730
        And after I shot him,       

626
00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:58,150
    that last sweet death rattle    

627
00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:02,696
          caused him to pop         
         and lop his own...         

628
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,698
             heads off.             

629
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,658
            -[all groan]            
              -Oh, God.             

630
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,035
      Tore his dick right off,      
               did he?              

631
00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:08,994
            That's right.           

632
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,871
      He was, like, jerking off     
          in the elevator,          

633
00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:12,122
        or he was jerking off       
           and then you--           

634
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,749
    No, I put him in the elevator   
            to scare you.           

635
00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:15,042
                -Oh.                
         -[both] It worked.         

636
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,793
       -[all speaking at once]      
      -That was very effective.     

637
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,003
       And then there's Tiff.       

638
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:21,256
   Suddenly she's living the life   
        that I was promised.        

639
00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:24,926
      Smokin' hot, successful,      
       married to a handsome,       

640
00:22:24,968 --> 00:22:27,763
       -loving yet sexually...      
            -Undemanding?           

641
00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:30,307
    Yes, undemanding congressmen,   

642
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,808
           but she took it          
          all for granted.          

643
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,186
       And so, yes, I put her       
            in her place.           

644
00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:36,772
              -Mm-hmm.              
            -The ground.            

645
00:22:36,813 --> 00:22:38,774
      Okay, a little misdirect,     
          but I like that.          

646
00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:41,026
         -[crowd screaming]         
      -[Blair]   So, in the end,      

647
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:44,529
          it really wasn't          
        any of their faults.        

648
00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:47,032
       It was truly just mine.      

649
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:51,620
          You're forgetting         
   all the people who made you...   

650
00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:56,041
          who...you...are.          

651
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,126
      [Yassir]   Come on, y'all,      

652
00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:00,420
         help me count down         
            the New Year.           

653
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:03,382
             Let's ring             
     in the '90s together, huh?     

654
00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:04,508
             And now...             

655
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:05,884
            [all] Ten...            

656
00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:07,094
        ...the grand finale.        

657
00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:08,011
          [all] ...nine...          

658
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,721
               -Okay.               
         -I have a question.        

659
00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:10,889
        We were all together        
             last night.            

660
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:11,807
           Why didn't you           
         just kill us then?         

661
00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:13,141
           -I had a thing.          
              -Really?              

662
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:14,935
       -[Corkie] That's right.      
    -Ah, schedules are schedules.   

663
00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:18,271
      [all] ...four...three...      

664
00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:20,649
       [Yassir] Now y'all know      
   I had to celebrate this shitty   

665
00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:21,900
             new decade             
       with my shitty friends.      

666
00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:23,985
                 No!                
     Whatever I did, I'm sorry!     

667
00:23:24,027 --> 00:23:25,987
           [all cheering]           

668
00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:27,572
             [screaming]            

669
00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:29,157
             [grunting]             

670
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:31,827
       Oh, my God, oh, my God.      
             Oh, my God.            

671
00:23:31,868 --> 00:23:33,036
            dramatic music         

672
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:35,705
              [gunfire]             

673
00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:37,791
                                  

674
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,626
              [Yassir]              
       Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.      

675
00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:43,839
    This fine-ass lady's the one    
     who's been doin' all this?     

676
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,841
    Yes, told you it'd be a girl.   

677
00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:47,467
          What's your name?         

678
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:48,844
               Corkie.              

679
00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:50,929
     What's the motive, Corkie?     

680
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:52,389
        -[Mo] Are you fuck--        
         -[Blair] Mostly me.        

681
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,099
   She's out of her fucking gourd. 
          Are you serious?          

682
00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:56,852
     I just went over everything    
           already inside.          

683
00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:58,145
     I wasn't in there for that.    

684
00:23:58,186 --> 00:23:59,312
         Do you wanna run it        
            from the top?           

685
00:23:59,354 --> 00:24:00,939
       -[Keith] Just shut up!       
          -I'd rather not.          

686
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,232
       [all speaking at once]       

687
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,067
   You guys got to hear the story! 

688
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:07,362
     Look, crazy, you were right    
          about one thing.          

689
00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:10,574
        No one pays attention       
         to the videographer        

690
00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:12,742
           or his camera.           

691
00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:14,035
            That's right.           

692
00:24:14,077 --> 00:24:17,289
    We got your whole confession    
           on tape, lady.           

693
00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:18,832
          -Don't tell her.          
        -Don't tell her that.       

694
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,793
        Just like we planned.       
           The plan boys!           

695
00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:22,919
              [gunshot]             

696
00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:24,254
                -Oh!                
                -Aww.               

697
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:25,964
         You're a good shot.        

698
00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:29,926
                Okay.               
      I think this is it, gang.     

699
00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:31,303
           No. No, no, no.          

700
00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:33,346
      It's me you wanna punish,     
               right?               

701
00:24:33,388 --> 00:24:36,433
      -So--so just let them go.     
               -Yeah.               

702
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:40,228
     I--I keep saying I wanna do    
    something good with my life,    

703
00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:42,981
           and this would           
         be something good.         

704
00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:47,611
     And without Tiff and Roger,    
    what's the point of anything?   

705
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:49,321
                So...               

706
00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:52,866
       just have at it, Corks.      

707
00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:55,869
      I kinda feel like I share     
    some of the blame, you know?    

708
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:56,995
          Oh, you're fine.          

709
00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:58,121
              Since I--             
       the whole Georgina play      

710
00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,539
           and everything           
       just took a hard left.       

711
00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:00,332
          I'm really sorry.         

712
00:25:00,373 --> 00:25:02,209
           I guess I'm not          
          a great plan boy.         

713
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:03,793
             It's okay.             
          I love you guys.          

714
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:05,545
            Love you too.           

715
00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:07,923
           You know what?           

716
00:25:07,964 --> 00:25:09,716
   I'm not gonna kill you, Blair.   

717
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,051
                 Oh.                

718
00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:13,011
               -What?               
             -Not first.            

719
00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:14,930
          You're the least          
         sympathetic member         

720
00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:16,431
     of this cast of characters.    

721
00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:18,808
   Now, Dawn, on the other hand--   
              -[gasps]              

722
00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:21,061
         -[slow-motion] No!         
             -[gunshot]             

723
00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:23,772
          [slow-motion] Mo!         

724
00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:26,858
               [Dawn]               
         Oh, my God! No! No!        

725
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,360
       What are you doing, Mo?      

726
00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:32,072
             I told you,            
    I don't need you to save me.    

727
00:25:32,113 --> 00:25:34,366
         You're gonna bring         
          that shit up now?         

728
00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:36,826
               No, Mo,              
      I'll never take it back.      

729
00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:39,579
             I promise.             
         I love you, Mo-Mo.         

730
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:40,580
            We love you!            

731
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,958
       I would tell you to say      
    your prayers, but with this--   

732
00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:45,418
   [Dawn] Shut the fuck up, bitch! 

733
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:47,879
     I am talking to my husband!    

734
00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:50,257
     Wow, for a group of idiots     

735
00:25:50,298 --> 00:25:52,342
         who have no respect        
            for anything,           

736
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:55,136
     not common sense, decency,     
           or each other,           

737
00:25:55,178 --> 00:25:59,015
    I mean, I'm honestly shocked    
   that you all made it this far.   

738
00:25:59,057 --> 00:25:59,891
         [blade squelching]         

739
00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:02,269
              [all] Oh!             

740
00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:04,312
                -Oh!                
            -[Dawn] Tiff?           

741
00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:05,397
              [Yassir]              
         Shit, is that Tiff?        

742
00:26:05,438 --> 00:26:07,357
        I feel like I should        
         say something cool,        

743
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:10,902
         but I just executed        
        my former colleague.        

744
00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:11,861
                Wait.               

745
00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:13,113
          Put a Cork in it.         

746
00:26:13,154 --> 00:26:14,072
             [laughter]             

747
00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:16,116
         Tiff, you're alive!        

748
00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:18,868
              Totally.              
     Corkie shot the wrong Tiff.    

749
00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:19,703
                What?               

750
00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,288
         [people screaming]         

751
00:26:21,329 --> 00:26:23,915
       [Tiff]   Yes, a brave man      
          named Boy Georgina.        

752
00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:25,917
          He was a chameleon,        
           but karma got him         

753
00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:27,377
          'cause he looked          
          nothing like me.          

754
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,462
      -He was incredible husky.     
              -Oh, no.              

755
00:26:29,504 --> 00:26:32,007
       And after that, police       
    put me in protective custody.   

756
00:26:32,048 --> 00:26:34,092
     They worried if anyone knew    
            I was alive,            

757
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:35,969
              even you,             
       I wouldn't be for long.      

758
00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:37,887
         But I couldn't miss        
            Mo's wedding.           

759
00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,222
      I mourned you, you know.      

760
00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:41,349
             -How hard?             
          -So fucking hard.         

761
00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:42,851
           [both growling]          

762
00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:45,145
   Someone, call an "ambuh-lance"! 

763
00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:46,479
     Did you said "ambuh-lance"     

764
00:26:46,521 --> 00:26:48,189
        in front of all these       
            white people?           

765
00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:50,900
   The important thing here is...   

766
00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:52,485
        you said you love me.       

767
00:26:52,527 --> 00:26:54,821
               Oh, God              
       you're such an asshole.      

768
00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:56,114
            You said it.            

769
00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:57,991
               -Damn.               
                -Ugh.               

770
00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:02,203
    Man, when we get together...    

771
00:27:02,245 --> 00:27:04,539
           Shit goes down.          

772
00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:05,915
             -[Mo] Okay?            
            -[Dawn] Okay.           

773
00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:07,208
   I mean, for real, you're ready? 

774
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:08,335
          -For real. Ready.         
        -Okay. No take backs.       

775
00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:09,377
           No take backs.           

776
00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:10,837
         Don't fuck with me         
        on this, Dawn, okay?        

777
00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:12,047
           We got one shot          
         to get this right.         

778
00:27:12,088 --> 00:27:13,214
          One chance here.          

779
00:27:13,256 --> 00:27:15,258
    Otherwise, we risk upsetting    
        the balance of power.       

780
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,426
          Oh, do you think          
       that I don't know that?      

781
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:17,927
               -Okay.               
       -Huh? I mean, come on.       

782
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:19,346
     The window could be closing    
            as we speak.            

783
00:27:19,387 --> 00:27:21,056
          Exactly, it took          
       a fucking serial killer      

784
00:27:21,097 --> 00:27:22,223
   and 20 years for the stars to-- 

785
00:27:22,265 --> 00:27:23,975
           -And our egos.           
       -And our egos to align,      

786
00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:26,269
       and it could be another      
       20 years until we're--       

787
00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:27,854
             Look, fuck!            
            I'm with you.           

788
00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:28,813
                Okay.               

789
00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:29,648
             All right.             
           Let's do this.           

790
00:27:29,689 --> 00:27:31,024
             -Same time.            
             -Same time.            

791
00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:32,150
               -Okay.               
             -You ready?            

792
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:33,860
        -Are you ready? Okay.       
            -Yeah. Okay.            

793
00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:36,655
       [both] One, two, three.      

794
00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:40,158
     What happened right there?     

795
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,409
         -I fucking knew it.        
          -You pump faked.          

796
00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:42,577
            -No I didn't.           
       -You made it look like       

797
00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:43,703
      you were going to commit      
           and then you--           

798
00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:44,996
         I didn't. You did.         
        Your mouth was open.        

799
00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:46,331
        I watched your lips,        
            you didn't--            

800
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:47,916
          I'm looking dead          
           at your tongue.          

801
00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:49,250
          It is not forming         
          the proper shape          

802
00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:50,377
          to say the words          
       that you needed to say.      

803
00:27:50,418 --> 00:27:51,503
         Because I'm looking        
            at your eyes            

804
00:27:51,544 --> 00:27:52,462
   and your eyes weren't thinking. 

805
00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:53,672
         Okay. I pump faked.        

806
00:27:53,713 --> 00:27:54,464
           That was on me.          

807
00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:55,715
             -Thank you.            
           -[Mo] Let's go.          

808
00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:57,050
               Ready?               

809
00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:59,678
       [both] One, two, three.      

810
00:27:59,719 --> 00:28:03,014
      -I love you, Dawn Darcy.      
     -I love you, Mo-Mo Monroe.     

811
00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:05,642
             Oh, my God.            

812
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:06,893
             We said it.            

813
00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:08,269
          [Mo] we said it.          

814
00:28:08,311 --> 00:28:10,897
          [both chuckling]          

815
00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:16,528
                Uh...               

816
00:28:16,569 --> 00:28:17,696
             -I knew it.            
           -I knew it too.          

817
00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:20,156
        You guys enjoy that?        
          Fucking assholes.         

818
00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:21,741
          -Close the door.          
           -[Dawn] Jesus.           

819
00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:23,410
           You know what?           
       All right, I'll get in.      

820
00:28:23,451 --> 00:28:24,953
         -I'll go with you.         
   -[Mo] That's not what I meant.   

821
00:28:24,994 --> 00:28:26,121
           No. No, no, no.          

822
00:28:26,162 --> 00:28:27,831
       [Keith] You know what?       
     She's right, I need a ride.    

823
00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:29,124
         My Rolls is busted.        

824
00:28:29,165 --> 00:28:30,500
     And I'm afraid to be alone.    

825
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,544
         So why don't we all        
         just come together?        

826
00:28:32,585 --> 00:28:35,130
              -Shotgun!             
             -[laughter]            

827
00:28:35,171 --> 00:28:37,090
            Monday, Monday         

828
00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:39,050
         Bah-da, bah-da-da-da      

829
00:28:39,092 --> 00:28:41,428
            -Let's do it.           
           - So good to me         

830
00:28:41,469 --> 00:28:44,305
         Bah-da, bah-da-da-da      

831
00:28:44,347 --> 00:28:46,433
            Monday mornin'         

832
00:28:46,474 --> 00:28:51,312
               It was all           
         I hoped it would be        

833
00:28:51,354 --> 00:28:52,480
                                  

834
00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:55,233
          Oh, Monday mornin'       

835
00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:59,279
             Monday mornin'         
          couldn't guarantee        

836
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,364
         Bah-da, bah-da-da-da      

837
00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:03,616
         That Monday evenin'       

838
00:29:03,658 --> 00:29:08,037
            You would still         
           be here with me          

839
00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,457
                                  

840
00:29:10,498 --> 00:29:14,335
            Monday, Monday         

841
00:29:14,377 --> 00:29:17,213
         Can't trust that day      

842
00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:19,340
                                  

843
00:29:19,382 --> 00:29:21,301
            Monday, Monday         

844
00:29:21,342 --> 00:29:26,097
           Sometimes it just        
          turns out that way        

845
00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:27,515
                                  

846
00:29:27,557 --> 00:29:29,726
          Oh, Monday mornin'       

847
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:35,064
         You gave me no warnin'     
          of what was to be         

848
00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:36,232
                                  

849
00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:38,485
          Oh, Monday, Monday       

850
00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:49,078
         How could you leave