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               [Nomi]               
     Previously on   Black Monday...   

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      [Larry] Okay, I admit it!     
        We left him for dead!       

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                [Mo]                
          To Ms. Nomi Maldana,       

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           our latest signing        
         to KokoMo Co Records.       

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          And your fiancé.          

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   -We're getting hitched, y'all!   
               -Yeah.               

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       Maybe Nomi and I are in      
    different stages of our life.   

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    Better to know the day before   
         than the day after.        

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   [Arnie]   I wanna give you total   
       control of your own label.    

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       Sign anybody you want.       
   Starting with Nomi, of course.   

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     I don't wanna lead you on,     
    unless maybe it's onto a bed.   

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        Play your cards right       
     and you can nab the VP slot    

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               for the              
     next presidential campaign.    

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             [chuckles]             

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               Did we?              

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            Cartwheel 69?           
             [chuckles]             

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              You wish.             

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            [Dawn] Damn.            
   Jammer's cabin is pretty sweet. 

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        I was at   Home Alone,        
             the movie.             

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      I was at a test screening     
      for the movie   Home Alone.     

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       The fuck are you doing,      
               Larry?               

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         Why are you sitting        
           in the elevator          

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         when you should be         
           at your office?          

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           [all screaming]          

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      If he didn't make it back     
           to his office,           

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     he didn't sign the papers.     

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          [Tiff]   There is a         
        Tiff Drag Night tonight.     

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              [gunshot]             

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           [all screaming]          

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           [bird chirping]          

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   [kid 1] What the fuck is that?   

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     [kid 2] It looks like a bag    
         of uncased sausage.        

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      suspenseful ambient music    

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   -Holy shit, that's a dead body. 
             -[groaning]            

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       -No, it's--it's alive.       
            -[screaming]            

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           [knock at door]          

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               Hey-o!               

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        Bring in those bodies       
     'cause it's time to partys.    

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       I said the S on the end      
   to keep the plural thing going. 

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     Okay. Who is ready to have     
        some good, clean fun?       

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   And by good, clean fun, I mean   
     some of the purest cocaine     

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           your schnozzes           
         have ever shnorted.        

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   Ooh, what's that drinking game   
          we used to play?          

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             -Quarters?             
             -Quarters.             

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           Where we'd see           
       how much we could drink      

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           after we smoked          
      a quarter ounce of weed?      

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           Let's do that.           
              Heads up!             

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                 Oh.                

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         I thought you were         
          gonna catch that.         

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         I'm sorry, I just--        
     I don't think either of us     

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     is really in the mood, Mo.     

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    What the fuck? Come on, guys.   
         Are you kidding me?        

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     This is my bachelor party.     
     And tomorrow's the wedding.    

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         And New Year's Eve.        
      That's like a fun-fecta.      

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    Yeah, and also Tiff is dead.    

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               [sighs]              
            Yeah, right.            

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       I'm--I'm sorry, Blair.       

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     But listen, don't you think    

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         Tiff would want us         
      to have some fun, though?     

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         This year has been         
           very sobering.           

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          And I don't mean          
           sobering   sobering.        

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      And now I'm about to get      
    everything I've ever wanted.    

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        Well, that seems like       
            a good reason           

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     to celebrate, huh, big guy?    

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         I was just pausing         
        for dramatic effect.        

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    The end of that sentence is:    
      but what does it matter?      

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           Because my wife          
      and the love of my life,      

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      -two different people...      
             -Of course.            

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             -Are dead.             
               -Yeah.               

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      And Larry's dead, which I     
   wouldn't feel either way about   

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          except it fucked          
        my whole plan for LA.       

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     No, no, no, you guys aren't    
      gonna suck me into this.      

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    You need to compartmentalize    
          that shit, okay?          

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           It's fun time!           
        We're gonna have fun!       

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       Guys, you don't see me       
            moping around           

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    just because I lost my label,   

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         which was the most         
      professionally fulfilled      

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           I've ever been           
         in my entire life.         

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            That's true.            

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      [sighs] And arguably took     
      my entire life to build.      

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          Oh, God damn it.          

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         -[door slams open]         
             -[screams]             

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              [laughs]              
         Merry triple Xmas.         

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          Let's get Mo some         

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           hos, hos, ho--           

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                Wow.                

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      I was gonna say who died,     

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          but that would be         
           in poor taste.           

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         So instead I just--        

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          -Said it anyway?          
                -Mm.                

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   And whose Rolls-Royce is that?   

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       Oh. That Rolls is mine.      

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              [laughs]              

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     Y'all remember how we found    
   Lenny all chopped up to pieces   

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   before he could sign the papers 
     to give Mo his label back?     

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     You mean the most traumatic    
    thing we've all experienced.    

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     Yeah, you mean when I had a    
    fucking dead dick in my hand?   

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       Exposition, exposition.      

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         Well, that was also        
   before he could sign the papers 

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     that would reverse the last    
      birthday gift he gave me,     

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          namely his name.          

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         He had his parents         
       posthumously adopt me.       

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       So you got parents now.      
              Congrats.             

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     I really don't care, Keith.    

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         You're always into         
          some freaky shit.         

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       So I am the only living      
       Leighman brother left,       

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       which means I inherited      
        The Whole Enchilada,        

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           which is their           
      Mexican fast-food chain,      

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              and also              

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        the Leighman Brothers       
          entire operation.         

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            -Oh, my God.            
             -Holy shit.            

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         And my first act as        
    acting president and CEO is--   

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      To give me my label back.     

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       And give me my freedom       
    so I can start a label in LA?   

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            -Yes and yes.           
            -[both cheer]           

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               [Keith]              
      Along with giving myself      

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      whatever the fuck I want.     
          And my kids too.          

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        I actually rented out       
             FAO Schwarz            

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       for an entire weekend.       

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         I didn't even know         
         you could do that.         

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             And Shira?             

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          -She forgave me.          
             -Who cares?            

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       Well, I wouldn't start       
   ski poling each other just yet. 

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             Ski poling?            

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    It's like when you're sitting   
         in between two guys        

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      and you take their dicks      
        and then you just go.       

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       -[grunts rhythmically]       
                -Oh.                

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              [exhales]             
       Was that on the table?       

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     Need I remind you that none    
     of this is going to matter     

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           because someone          
        is trying to kill us?       

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       Well, not to be a dick,      

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             but, uh...             
             [chuckles]             

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      I think they're primarily     
         trying to kill you.        

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       No. Wayne's limo could       
      have been for all of us.      

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        And what about Larry?       
      I mean, you got to admit,     

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       it seems like somebody       
      is trying to kill anyone      

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            who is close            
        to the Jammer Group.        

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   -Or anyone who's close to you.   
         -[Blair] Of course.        

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         You ruined my life.        

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         Why would you care         
         if someone took it?        

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      Thanks for understanding,     
               Blair.               

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           Okay, who is up          
       for that drinking game?      

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          -Ooh, better yet.         
               -Uh...               

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         Anybody interested         
         in a sniffing game?        

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            -Let's do it.           
        -[Mo] Sniffing game!        

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        [Dawn] Okay, listen.        

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   To be honest, it's not just Mo   
        who ruined your life.       

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     We all are responsible for     
    you being in this situation.    

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      And I, for one, am sorry.     

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   I wanna help get you out of it. 

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          -Thank you, Dawn.         
             -[chuckles]            

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        [chuckles, smooches]        

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          [Mo] Okay, fine.          

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               I mean,              
      I guess we all do owe you     

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        or whatever the fuck,       
             all right?             

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        You know, even though       
       it's my bachelor party,      

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              let's put             
      all of our heads together     

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          and try to catch          
       whoever the fuck it is       

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   who's trying to take Blair out. 

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          [exhales happily]         

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   In the form of a drinking game. 

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               -Ha-ha!              
                -Yes!               

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               -Okay.               
   -Oh, we're gonna get fucked up. 

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    If it's about me, I'll play.    

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           [doctor sighs]           
      It was a vicious attack.      

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          [monitor beeping]         

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         He'll still require        
          extensive surgery         

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     to repair his vocal chords,    

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      what's left of his penis,     
           scrotum, anus.           

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               -But...              
              -[sighs]              

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      It's a Christmas miracle      
          he's still alive.         

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        That was no miracle.        
     You saved this man's life.     

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        A 44-hour operation,        

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       anyone else would have       
         given up, but you?         

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        I took an oath, Gene.       
    I never give up on a patient.   

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         soft dramatic music       

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        [Mo]   Okay, the secret       
           to a perfect sting        

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      is paying attention to--      

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                Wait.               
      Who are we even stinging?     

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            We don't know           
         who the killer is.         

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        Yeah, all we know is        
              that he--             

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              -Or she.              
              -Really?              

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          I'm just saying,          
      we won't know we're equal     

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    until people are as terrified   
          of women as men.          

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      First of all, questioning     
      the master of ceremonies      

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            -is a drink.            
                -Oh!                

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                Okay.               
         What are the rules?        

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               Uh-oh.               

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      Ask me a question, Blair.     
      Naughty, naughty. Drink.      

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             Yeah, yeah.            

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              So what?              
     Just everything is a drink?    

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               [gasps]              
        Keith is catching on.       

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      You know what that means?     
               Drink.               

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            [Dawn] Drink.           

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    Guys, you're overthinking it.   
          All we need to do         

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      is get all of us together     
            in one place,           

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     and we wait for the killer     
       to make his or her move      

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          and then--[yells]         
        catch him in the act.       

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       -Of killing one of us?       
               -Yeah.               

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               I mean,              
       preferably before that.      

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        Okay, so it's a trap        
         and we're the bait.        

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        I like to refer to it       
      as a non-sexual honeypot.     

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            Everything's            
         a fucking honeypot.        

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    -Okay, but where do we do it?   
       -Mo's wedding tomorrow.      

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           -It's perfect.           
    -[chuckles] Hang on a second.   

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         Oh, my gosh, yeah,         
       we'll all be together.       

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   Yeah, you're right, great idea. 

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           -No, no, wait--          
      -[Dawn] Oh, my God, yes.      

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      And the killer will know      
         exactly where it is        

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   since you blasted your business 
     all over   The New York Times    

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            like a couple           
        of yuppie shitheads.        

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          I happen to think         
      the picture of Nomi and I     

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     riding sidesaddle is cute.     

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                Ugh.                

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        And I can get the FBI       
           to stake it out          

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        because I'm gonna be        
      the next vice president.      

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        Guys, I-I don't know        

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   if I'm into turning my wedding   
          into a fucking--          

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        Oh, Mo, this was such       
            a good idea.            

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       I feel better already.       

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     -It wasn't my idea to do--     
          -Top-notch work.          

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        Okay, fine. Fuck it.        
     We'll do it at the wedding.    

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        As long as we call it       
       a non-sexual honeypot.       

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       Fine. Do you think that      
    you will be able to get Nomi    

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              on board              
     with a non-sexual honeypot?    

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         [coughs and laughs]        
    Get Nomi on board? This one.    

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     What are you talking about?    

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       Look, I know who wears       
      the pants in the family,      

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    and she better know who wears   
      the pants in the family.      

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      We're not gonna start off     
         on some pussyfoot,         

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      if you know what I mean.      

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      I'm not gonna tell Nomi.      

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             -Bitch-ass.            
            -Yeah, smart.           

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         You know, Dawn says        
         she's a real twat.         

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   I think this could really work. 

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        I'm gonna call Werner       
       and get him on the FBI.      

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            Well, dammit,           
        I can't get a signal.       

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    -Pull up that little antenna.   
             -That way.             

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               -Mm-mm.              
                -No.                

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      Try out back by the road.     

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             All right.             
            Thanks, guys.           

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        -[Mo] Problem solved.       
        -I'll be right back.        

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            Okay, c'mon.            

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        Who wants some pills        
      and coke and cough syrup?     

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           Pills and coke          
          and cough syrup          

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           -I love pills.           
              -Me too.              

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      -Not to be a buzz kill...     
          -And yet you are.         

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     Except that is your entire     
   reason for being on the planet. 

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     But if you think putting us    
          all in one place          

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        will tempt the killer       
         into making a move,        

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            aren't we all           
       in one place right now?      

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      Specifically one spooky,      
           secluded cabin           

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            in the middle           
        of the fucking woods?       

254
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             tense music           

255
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         Just make a point.         

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             Wait, uh...            
           He's right, Mo.          

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      I mean, we are kinda like     
           sitting ducks.           

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          Take it from me.          

259
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    If someone wants to kill us,    
   the woods are a perfect place.   

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            Jesus Christ.           
        You guys, calm down.        

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           There's nothing          
          to be afraid of.          

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          -[thunder cracks]         
            -[all scream]           

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             Okay, okay.            

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               Listen,              
     I am not personally afraid.    

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     And I don't think anything     
          is gonna happen.          

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   That being said, maybe we just   
        take some precautions       

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   and, you know, fortify the crib 

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         just for you guys,         
            for you guys.           

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   And I-I-I, too, am not afraid.   

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      But it's your party, Mo,      
      so whatever you say goes.     

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    And for those who are afraid    
            like Keith...           

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            -Yeah, Keith.           
   -Well, it makes perfect sense.   

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    I'm probably the least scared   
   of anyone, if we're comparing,   

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      but maybe it could be fun     
               to see               

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     how safe we could actually     
          make this place.          

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            -Yeah, right?           
          -[thunder cracks]         

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            -[all scream]           
              -Oh, God!             

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      -Everybody grab a weapon!     
          -[Dawn] Oh, God!          

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        We're all gonna die!        
           Hit the floor!           

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      [doctor] Okay now tell us     
          the next letter.          

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          [patient groans]          

282
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              [grunts]              

283
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             [doctor] E.            

284
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         sparse ominous music      

285
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          [marker squeaks]          

286
00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:18,242
                                    

287
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:22,788
         He's just confused         
          from the trauma.          

288
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     John Doe here will tell us     
              his name              

289
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      when he's good and ready.     

290
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              [panting]             
                Okay.               

291
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       I got two cans of paint      
          and a tub of tar!         

292
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,756
      I got a bunch of ugly-ass     
         Christmas ornaments        

293
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          and a hand torch.         

294
00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:35,134
               Nails,               
      toy cars for some reason.     

295
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         Why don't you have         
        any fucking weapons?        

296
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    Oh, I'm sorry, Keith, I keep    

297
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    -my weapons in New York City.   
            -Oh, my God.            

298
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    You know, the most dangerous    
     fucking city in the world.     

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         -I don't wanna die.        
          -Okay. All right.         

300
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   I just got generational wealth. 

301
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    You're not gonna fucking die    
              tonight.              

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    -All right, guys. Okay, guys.   
        -Will you calm down?        

303
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     Well, then how are we gonna    
          defend ourselves          

304
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          -with this shit--         
               -Guys!               

305
00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:51,275
               Jesus.               
           I got an idea.           

306
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    [disconnection chime droning]   

307
00:10:55,529 --> 00:11:00,660
                                    

308
00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:02,078
          [thunder cracks]          

309
00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:03,454
          [whispering] Oh.          
     Come on, come on, come on,     

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     come on, come on, come on,     

311
00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:05,623
     come on, come on, come on,     
              come on.              

312
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           [line trilling]          

313
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          -[Werner]   Hello.          
            -Werner. Yes.           

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    I think I finally figured out   
       how to catch my killer.      

315
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       -[Werner]   Who is this?       
               -Blair.              

316
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        -[Werner]   Blair who?        
               -Pfaff.              

317
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     How many Blairs do you know    

318
00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:19,303
         have people trying         
            to kill them?           

319
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,514
         Blair Regan Bogan,         
          my ex-girlfriend.         

320
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   She slept with my step-brother   
        and I want her dead.        

321
00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:26,185
     And you thought I was her?     

322
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   She has a very deep, gay voice. 

323
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,314
                Look,               
     I need you to call the FBI     

324
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,191
      and get them to stake out     
       Mo's wedding tomorrow.       

325
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,568
       I have a very good feeling    
      my killer is gonna be there.   

326
00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:37,154
      Well, I mean, technically     
         it's a bad feeling,        

327
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:39,323
           but either way,          
    we can put the thing to bed.    

328
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,700
              Question.             

329
00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:42,535
    What makes you think the FBI    
      wants to do shit for you?     

330
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:44,036
          Mm, I don't know,         
    maybe because I'm going to be   

331
00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:46,205
       the next vice president      
        of the United States.       

332
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,707
         [Werner, scoffing]         
            No, you're not.          

333
00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,667
          You're done, Blair.        

334
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,543
         [ornament shatters]        

335
00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:52,586
               [sighs]              

336
00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:54,588
          So you're ready?          

337
00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:56,716
              Oh, yeah.             

338
00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,217
      Think we're gonna be able     
            to take him.            

339
00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,218
               Or her.              

340
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,886
            Well, thanks            
         for being an ally,         

341
00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:03,723
       but I meant, you know,       
           to get married.          

342
00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:05,641
    Assuming we survive tonight.    

343
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:08,728
             Yeah, yeah.            
             I think so.            

344
00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:11,397
      I mean, I'm not in my 40s     
              anymore,              

345
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:14,191
      is something I'm gonna be     
      saying in 11 short years.     

346
00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,985
             [laughter]             

347
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:19,739
                 Oh.                
            She's lucky.            

348
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:22,032
               -Bitch.              
             -[laughter]            

349
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:24,076
                Yeah.               
          I'm just shocked.         

350
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,704
     That you're tying the knot?    
         I think we all are.        

351
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,748
               No, no.              
               I'm...               

352
00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:31,542
      I'm shocked it's not you.     

353
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,295
              soft music           

354
00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:36,130
                                    

355
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,883
                Yeah.               

356
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,926
          -[thunder booms]          
          -We should, uh--          

357
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,261
        Yeah, it's finished.        

358
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:43,637
            -[Dawn] Okay.           
           -Okay, careful.          

359
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:45,264
               -Okay.               
       -[Mo] Watch the glass.       

360
00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:48,934
        -Surprise, surprise.        
             -[giggling]            

361
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:51,437
      I did everything the RNC      
           asked me to do.          

362
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:53,397
     How can they drop me after     
    everything I've been through?   

363
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,357
      [Werner]   Yeah, that's why     
         they're dropping you.       

364
00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:57,067
      'Cause people around you      
       are dropping like flies      

365
00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:58,569
      at a free urology clinic.     

366
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,237
         All these deaths have       
            a tipping point.         

367
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,490
       No president wants a VP      
        with such liability.        

368
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:03,616
      Bush has enough liability     

369
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:05,701
      with his cocaine-addicted     
            dumbfuck son.           

370
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,036
    [Blair]   You know what? Good.    

371
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:09,538
       I don't want that job.       
         Politics suck shit.        

372
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,623
     It's just a bunch of losers    

373
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:11,791
        who couldn't get laid       
           in high school           

374
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,417
     punishing everyone who did.    

375
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,419
        I wanna do something        
         important and good         

376
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,880
      with my life from now on,     
              for real.             

377
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,924
   But in the meantime, that said, 

378
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,134
       the least you could do       
           is call the FBI          

379
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:23,969
        and have them do this       
          for me tomorrow.          

380
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:25,971
       -[Werner]   No, I can't.       
                -Why?               

381
00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:27,973
        Because I don't work        
        for the RNC anymore.        

382
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:30,059
       My internship is done.       
        I'm back at college.        

383
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,560
       Okay? There's literally      
         nothing I could do.        

384
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:34,313
       [Blair]   Wait. You never      
      actually worked for the RNC?   

385
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:37,316
   Well, technically I got credit   
   towards my Poli Sci minor but-- 

386
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,944
               Minor?               
        What was your major?        

387
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,654
    [Werner]   Physical Education.    

388
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:43,864
     I also host a comedy night     
     at the union once a month,     

389
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,324
        which you would know        
          had you asked me          

390
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:48,327
      one question about myself     
           literally ever.          

391
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,162
    -Well, that was intentional.    
      -[Werner]   You know what?      

392
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,539
    Even if I could call the FBI,   
             I wouldn't             

393
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:54,834
     'cause you deserve to die,     
         you selfish prick.         

394
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,377
         Hey, but look me up        
    if you're ever in Bloomington   

395
00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:58,963
         -looking for a laugh.       
        -[phone clacks shut]        

396
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:02,299
              -Werner!              
          -[thunder cracks]         

397
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:07,429
                                    

398
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:09,390
       Happy Valentine's Day.       

399
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,100
            I got all of            
        your favorites here.        

400
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:14,520
       The   Times,   the   Journal.      
              Rob Report.            

401
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:17,106
          And your oatmeal          
    is just the way you like it.    

402
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:19,316
    Half steel-cut, half instant.   

403
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:22,111
            -Mixie-dixie.           
      -[patient groans happily]     

404
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,781
                                    

405
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:28,534
             All right,             
      here comes the airplane.      

406
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,119
            dramatic music         

407
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,537
   -[doctor] C'mon, you gotta eat. 
     -[patient groaning angrily]    

408
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,622
                Hey!                

409
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:36,375
         I'm not giving up,         
         so neither can you.        

410
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,336
            I know rehab            
         can be frustrating,        

411
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,046
     but we're in this together.    

412
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,840
            You and me...           

413
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,508
              John Doe.             

414
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:49,221
        [patient whimpering]        

415
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,848
         [thunder rumbling]         

416
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,309
          [thunder cracks]          

417
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,273
        quirky dramatic music      

418
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,108
                                    

419
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,485
              [groans]              
           What the fuck?           

420
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:05,863
                                    

421
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,157
            Is that tar?            

422
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:13,412
                                    

423
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,923
     What the fuck is going on?     

424
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,591
           -[hand sizzles]          
          -[Yassir screams]         

425
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,263
            [door creaks]           

426
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,102
        I couldn't stay away.       

427
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:45,027
         I've been thinking         
     about you all night, and...    

428
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,863
       maybe there's something      
             I can do to            

429
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,573
     make you more comfortable.     

430
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,283
          [patient groans]          

431
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,077
       Do you trust me, John?       

432
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:55,120
               Uh-huh.              

433
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,503
          [patient groans]          

434
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,798
               I know.              

435
00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:08,425
     It looks worse than it is.     

436
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,678
     But with the groundbreaking    
       graft work we've done,       

437
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:14,014
     it should still be possible    
            for you to...           

438
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:17,393
        experience pleasure.        

439
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:19,853
   Would you like me to show you?   

440
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:22,106
               Uh-huh.              

441
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:30,030
              [moaning]             

442
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:34,159
             Oh, my God.            
   The killer is here, isn't she?   

443
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,786
      It's not a fucking girl.      
          Stop saying that.         

444
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,454
     Then who was just screaming    
             like that?             

445
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:38,831
     Why would a killer scream?     

446
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:39,999
       Then who was screaming?      

447
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,291
       It was probably Blair.       

448
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,668
            -Oh, my God.            
              -Oh, God.             

449
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:43,752
      Blair is dead, isn't he?      

450
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,838
              -Oh, no.              
    -[gasps] Oh, I'm scared, Mo.    

451
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:48,507
        [shushing] It's okay.       
        No, really, shh, shh.       

452
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,843
           -[window thuds]          
       -No really--[shushing]       

453
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,094
              [grunts]              

454
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:55,764
           Oh, Jesus. Ugh.          

455
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:59,810
        -[ornaments crackle]        
       -[angrily] Oh, my God!       

456
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,520
              -Yassir?              
            -Oh, my God.            

457
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,105
            What the hell           
      are you doing here, man?      

458
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:06,442
           I was going to           
    your fucking bachelor party!    

459
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:08,402
       Dude, you're fucking up      
       all of our booby traps.      

460
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,404
    Why do you have booby traps?    

461
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,740
       'Cause whoever's trying      
        to kill Blair and us        

462
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,033
      is potentially out there.     

463
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,577
       Oh, my God, of course.       
      This is where they do it.     

464
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,662
           [all screaming]          

465
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:19,955
              [groans]              

466
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,082
             -Oh, shit.             
          -[Dawn] Oh, shit.         

467
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:26,128
           -Motherfucker.           
        -Blair! You're alive!       

468
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,421
             I'm alive!             

469
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,672
             I'm sorry.             
         I heard screaming.         

470
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,466
       I thought you guys were      
           getting killed.          

471
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:34,011
            That was me.            
      I have glass in my feet.      

472
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,055
         I can honestly say         

473
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:39,058
     this is the most pain I've     
   ever been in in my entire life. 

474
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,018
             [all groan]            

475
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,021
          -Spoke too soon.          
               -Okay.               

476
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,314
         [humorless chuckle]        

477
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:46,857
   How many paint cans are there?   

478
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,233
                -Uh.                
               -Uh...               

479
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:50,360
               -Three.              
            -Three. Okay.           

480
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:53,197
        So one, there's two,        
         and then there's--         

481
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:54,573
            [Mo] Oh, no!            

482
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:55,866
          [all exclaiming]          

483
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,076
               Three.               

484
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,869
       You fuckers are crafty.      

485
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,454
       [Mo] You kinda brought       
        that one on yourself        

486
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:01,997
   with the whole countdown thing. 

487
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,290
             [chuckles]             
        I'm sorry I laughed.        

488
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,750
          I shouldn't have          
          laughed at that.          

489
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,460
       [Dawn] You'd have known      
         the shit was coming        

490
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:07,711
        if you hadn't fucking       
             lied about             

491
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:08,879
      going to see   Home Alone.      

492
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:13,592
         Who...gives a fuck         
        if I saw   Home Alone?        

493
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:18,347
    All you people do is fucking    
    lie all day about everything!   

494
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:20,349
   I don't put glass in your feet   

495
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,684
        or fucking hit y'all        
          with paint cans.          

496
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:25,062
        -Oh, well, excuse us.       
         -Take it easy, bro.        

497
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,189
       -"Take it easy, bruh."       
               -Okay.               

498
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,900
          The good news is,         
       the killer's not here.       

499
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,276
          -So that's good.          
          -[Yassir groans]          

500
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:32,778
        [vehicle approaching]       

501
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,446
    -[Dawn] Who the fuck is that?   
         -[Keith] Oh, shit.         

502
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:37,032
      Okay, okay, everyone you      
     invited is here, right, Mo?    

503
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:39,409
                                    

504
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,078
                Yeah.               

505
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:41,954
             -Holy shit!            
      -[Keith and Dawn scream]      

506
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:43,622
        Oh, we're gonna die!        

507
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:46,250
       Shut the fucking door!       
           Shut the door!           

508
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,043
   -[Blair] Get the goddamn door!   
              -Come on!             

509
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:51,255
              [wincing]             

510
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,465
              -[groans]             
              -Come on.             

511
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,717
       -That's it. [chuckles]       
        -[groaning painfully]       

512
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,594
       You're getting stronger      
         every day, Johnny.         

513
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,847
             -[groaning]            
      -And you just keep it up      

514
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,890
        and you'll be walking       
       and talking in no time.      

515
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,433
             [groaning]             

516
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:06,645
       -See, you're doing it.       
             -[groaning]            

517
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:10,315
          Oh, look at you.          

518
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:12,609
         Better and better.         
         Look at that form.         

519
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,903
        dynamic music building     

520
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,697
         Look at my man go.         

521
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:19,449
             [groaning]             

522
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,451
                Yes.                

523
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,912
        Yes, you're doing it.       

524
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:27,624
             [groaning]             

525
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,668
              [grunts]              

526
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,170
            Me too, babe.           

527
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,354
          I just wanna say,         
        I'm still not scared.       

528
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,106
        -No. No one's scared.       
          -I'm not scared.          

529
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,817
      But I also wanna say that     
     I'm very sorry for anything    

530
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,861
       that I might have done       
        to any of you, ever.        

531
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,529
               -Same.               
            -Same, yeah.            

532
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:58,822
      -I'm not sorry for shit.      
     -I'm gonna have glass stuck    

533
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,324
       in my foot for the rest      
         of my fucking life.        

534
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,658
    -What are you talking about?    
    -Well, fucking deal with it.    

535
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,202
         -[door clicks open]        
             -Oh, gosh.             

536
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:07,206
        soft suspenseful music     

537
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,957
                 Mo?                

538
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,375
                Nomi?               

539
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,044
      [Nomi] I thought this was     
          a bachelor party.         

540
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:14,880
          Are y'all playing         
       flashlight tag or what?      

541
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,381
           [chuckles] No.           

542
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:17,966
      The power just went out.      

543
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,218
       False alarm, everybody.      

544
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,552
       Told you, nothing to be      
             scared of,             

545
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,429
          fucking pussies.          
              [laughs]              

546
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,389
        Hey, what's going on?       
       Why are you here, babe?      

547
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:26,892
         Oh, I didn't wanna         
        interrupt your party,       

548
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:31,063
      but I need to talk to you     
    and Dawn before the wedding.    

549
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:34,024
         Talk-talk to Dawn?         
                Why?                

550
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,109
              I, um...              

551
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:38,028
        I'm going to Varnish.       

552
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,864
     -[chuckles] Great, so am I.    
              -You are?             

553
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,908
            Yeah. Keith,            
      he got Mo his label back,     

554
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,243
        so we're good to go.        

555
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,745
             I'm Keith.             
     That's my Rolls out front.     

556
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,914
    -Wait. You didn't know that?    
               -Yeah.               

557
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,751
         That motherfucker.         

558
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:56,046
     Has Arnie been calling you?    

559
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,256
       [Blair] I'm-I'm sorry.       

560
00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:59,383
             I'm Blair.             
                 Hi.                

561
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,593
           Congratulations          
         on the engagement.         

562
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:04,179
       Can someone fill me in       
    on what we're talking about?    

563
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,848
            Who is Arnie?           
          What is Varnish?          

564
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:09,601
         Other than the shit        
    that hit Yassir in the face.    

565
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:12,062
       [laughs sarcastically]       

566
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,522
              Asshole.              

567
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:15,857
           Arnie Markowitz          
       is the very attractive,      

568
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:18,777
    very sexual, very cool owner    
         of Varnish Records.        

569
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:19,945
                Okay.               

570
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,280
        And that's why Dawn's       
          been fucking him.         

571
00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:23,031
           -Oh. Atta girl.          
             -[chuckles]            

572
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,450
        But now it seems like       
    maybe Nomi's fucking the guy.   

573
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:26,910
               -What?               
           -What the fuck?          

574
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,412
            What the fuck           
          did you just say?         

575
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:31,081
           -It's a theory.          
       -I've always hated you.      

576
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:34,501
          No. We were just          
      talking about my career.      

577
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,253
                 Oh.                
          Well, I'm sorry.          

578
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:40,173
   How it would be better if I got 
    started with a bigger label.    

579
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:43,844
        But I'll never forget       
     what you did for me, Dawn.     

580
00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:47,180
             Damn, Dawn,            
    I think you just got dumped.    

581
00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:50,017
        And I'm moving to LA.       

582
00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:51,476
          Wait. Wait. What?         

583
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:53,020
     I told you she was a twat.     

584
00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:54,438
      I'm sorry, but Arnie says     

585
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,565
           it's where all           
       the opportunities are.       

586
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:59,651
   But we can try to make it work, 
           long distance.           

587
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:02,321
               S-sure.              
             [chuckles]             

588
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:03,613
         I mean, a lot of--         

589
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:06,116
      a lot of marriages start      
          bicoastal, right?         

590
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:09,828
         soft dramatic music       

591
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:12,789
     But in light of everything,    

592
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:16,793
      maybe we should just push     
   the wedding back a little bit.   

593
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:19,004
          Well, I'm sorry.          

594
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:20,464
              [scoffs]              
               Sorry?               

595
00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:21,798
       -Come here. [chuckles]       
               -Yeah?               

596
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:27,054
                                    

597
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:34,478
              -Goodbye.             
                -Mm.                

598
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:36,146
           [clears throat]          

599
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,066
             Bye, Nomi.             

600
00:22:42,402 --> 00:22:45,155
                -Ooh.               
                -Oof.               

601
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:48,533
       After endless surgeries      

602
00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:52,704
    and countless hours of rehab,   

603
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:57,000
        I think that you are        
           finally ready.           

604
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,419
                                    

605
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:03,006
       Behold, my masterpiece.      

606
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:08,512
                                    

607
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:13,558
                -Eh.                
   -[doctor] Eh? What do you mean? 

608
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,394
               -Move!               
                -No!                

609
00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:17,396
              No, wait.             

610
00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:19,523
      Johnny, you're beautiful.     
              Don't go!             

611
00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:22,734
                Wait!               
               Johnny!              

612
00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:27,823
         My name...is Lenny.        

613
00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:31,326
       [whistling upbeat tune]      

614
00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:34,329
               No. No.              

615
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:37,124
              Don't go.             
               Please!              

616
00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:39,918
    I can't believe she broke up    
            with us both.           

617
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,088
          -[chuckles] Hard.         
               -Right?              

618
00:23:46,466 --> 00:23:48,009
             I'm sorry.             

619
00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:50,220
             I'm sorry.             

620
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,930
     Well, at least it can't get    
       any worse. Am I right?       

621
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:53,432
         Why the fuck would         
            you say that?           

622
00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:54,724
    -[Mo] Way to ride the broom.    
               -Jinx!               

623
00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:58,770
        Here's something bad        
         in three, two, one.        

624
00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:00,939
                Hey!                
        See? Some good luck.        

625
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:01,773
          [TV switches on]          

626
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:02,983
     [newscaster]   Earlier today,    

627
00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:04,192
               a titan of            
         the financial industry      

628
00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:06,361
          made a most shocking       
             announcement.           

629
00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:10,031
     [Lenny]   Reports of my death    
     have been greatly exaggerated. 

630
00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:11,366
             Tha--tha--             

631
00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:13,118
             That's right.           

632
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,538
            It's me, Lenny.          

633
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,623
      It has been widely believed    

634
00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:20,959
           that I was crushed        
            on Black Monday,         

635
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:24,296
      only to survive long enough    
          to make some very...       

636
00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:28,091
           stupid trade deals        
       before being left for dead    

637
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,801
             -at Wolf Lake.          
         -That's impossible.        

638
00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:33,221
            Well, I am here          
      to set the record straight.    

639
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:36,475
         Not crushed nor eaten.      

640
00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:39,144
       Still very much in control    
       of the Leighman Brothers.     

641
00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:41,146
        -[whispers] Oh, God.        
        -[Lenny]   Furthermore,       

642
00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:44,983
            any affiliation          
        with the village idiot,      

643
00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:48,403
             Keith Shankar,          
          shall be terminated.       

644
00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:51,114
                Fuck!               

645
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:55,327
         Along with anyone else      
        who has ever crossed me.     

646
00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:57,329
    Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck!   

647
00:24:57,370 --> 00:24:59,414
           I think that one--        
         that was good, right?       

648
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:02,709
            We got that one.         
      I feel good about that one.    

649
00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:03,960
          -I think we got it.        
     -Hey. Wait a minute, guys.     

650
00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:06,505
         Look, this might be        
        good news after all.        

651
00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:08,215
              Mo, how?              

652
00:25:08,256 --> 00:25:10,217
       Well, at least we know       
   who the fucking killer is now.   

653
00:25:10,258 --> 00:25:12,052
     And Blair, probably right.     

654
00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:14,304
               -I am?               
      -He was after all of us.      

655
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,514
    And Lord knows we deserve it.   

656
00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:16,848
                Well.               

657
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:18,391
       [Mo] And I'll tell you       
           something else.          

658
00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:21,853
    I'm not going out like that.    
    We ain't going out like that.   

659
00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:23,188
                Yeah!               

660
00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:25,106
       Especially not to some       
      bitch-ass brotherfucker.      

661
00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:27,192
              Fuck him!             
        He's a fucking nerd!        

662
00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:28,360
      Yeah, in fucking glasses.     

663
00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:30,111
       With glasses, exactly.       

664
00:25:30,153 --> 00:25:31,363
           Some white boy.          

665
00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:32,864
         Last time I looked,        

666
00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:34,699
   everybody in this fucking room   
            is a killer.            

667
00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:37,035
      Blair, you killed Jammer.     

668
00:25:37,077 --> 00:25:38,036
                Yeah.               

669
00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:39,788
    And arguably your boyfriend.    

670
00:25:39,829 --> 00:25:41,206
               Keith,               
     you almost killed this guy.    

671
00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:42,332
         You did your best.         

672
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,626
     Yassir, you're a pacifist.     

673
00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:46,294
           And Dawn, you--          

674
00:25:46,336 --> 00:25:47,837
    you know how many people died   
        during Black Monday?        

675
00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:49,464
              -So many!             
              -So many!             

676
00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:50,715
                -Yes.               
      -And also Spencer killed      

677
00:25:50,757 --> 00:25:51,800
     himself after you left him.    

678
00:25:51,841 --> 00:25:53,051
       Wait. Wait. What, what?      

679
00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:55,053
     -I thought I told you that.    
              -No, no.              

680
00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:56,596
    Okay, well, he killed himself   
         after you left him.        

681
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,640
         What I'm saying is         
          we've all killed.         

682
00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:00,475
         At least all of you        
        have killed somebody.       

683
00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:01,977
        We're supposed to be        
           scared at him?           

684
00:26:02,018 --> 00:26:03,895
            He better be            
        fucking scared of us.       

685
00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:05,855
        I'm fucking coked out       
             of my mind             

686
00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:07,190
    even though I'm, like, chill.   

687
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,942
            And I'm ready           
      to fucking kill this guy.     

688
00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:09,943
              Exactly.              

689
00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:13,154
        For Blair, for Tiff,        
             for Wayne,             

690
00:26:13,196 --> 00:26:15,782
    for other people whose names    
       are not as significant       

691
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:18,159
        and I cannot remember       
        at this exact moment!       

692
00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:19,578
                Yes!                

693
00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:20,579
          We're gonna take          
       this motherfucker down       

694
00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:21,663
        -once and for all...        
               -Yeah!               

695
00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:23,456
           -At my wedding!          
            -[both] Yeah!           

696
00:26:23,498 --> 00:26:25,166
             [Dawn] Yes!            
               Uh-oh.               

697
00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:29,713
   Okay, I hate to kill the vibe,   
     but Mo, there's no wedding.    

698
00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:32,257
       Nomi's gone, remember?       
            She left you.           

699
00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:34,759
          She's outta here.         

700
00:26:34,801 --> 00:26:37,220
       Yeah. I'm sorry, again.      

701
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:40,098
              Unless...             

702
00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:42,183
             [together]             
    Dawn, will you fake marry me?   

703
00:26:42,225 --> 00:26:43,893
              You? Why?             

704
00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:45,270
         Look, I was already        
       getting married, okay?       

705
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:46,896
     We don't have to throw out     
      the bride and the groom.      

706
00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:49,691
     Well, I'm the only one with    
   actual sham wedding experience. 

707
00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:50,942
      Uh, beg to differ there.      

708
00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:53,361
             [together]             
      Shut the fuck up, Keith.      

709
00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:55,697
            [Dawn] Um...            

710
00:26:57,741 --> 00:27:00,035
            Oh, I'm torn!           
            I don't know!           

711
00:27:00,076 --> 00:27:01,745
                Okay.               

712
00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:04,205
     I can't marry a white man,     
          real or fake, so.         

713
00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:06,207
             [chuckles]             
        Prejudice wins again.       

714
00:27:06,249 --> 00:27:07,500
      Get the fuck out of here.     
                Boom.               

715
00:27:07,542 --> 00:27:09,377
          -Congratulations.         
             -[laughter]            

716
00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:11,588
          [exhales deeply]          

717
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,006
           [clears throat]          

718
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:15,634
              -Dawn...              
         -[breathes deeply]         

719
00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:18,553
        -My dear old friend.        
                -Mm.                

720
00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:19,846
     -Didn't mean it like that.     
               -Okay.               

721
00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:21,681
       Will you fake marry me?      

722
00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:23,975
               -Fake?               
            -Yeah, fake.            

723
00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:26,061
     -You all heard fake, right?    
               -Fake.               

724
00:27:26,102 --> 00:27:29,189
               -Okay.               
    -Everybody heard me say fake.   

725
00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:31,691
                                    

726
00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:33,276
                -Yes.               
                -Yes?               

727
00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:35,820
       -I will fake marry you!      
             -[laughter]            

728
00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:37,614
               -Well--              
          -High five, then.         

729
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,491
               -Okay.               
             -All right.            

730
00:27:39,532 --> 00:27:41,660
              -Homeboy.             
           -[both chuckle]          

731
00:27:41,701 --> 00:27:42,786
             jaunty music          

732
00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:45,789
             Daisy, Daisy          

733
00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:48,750
        Give me your answer do     

734
00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:51,795
            I'm half crazy         

735
00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:54,339
       All for the love of you     

736
00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:57,509
              It won't be           
          a stylish marriage        

737
00:27:57,550 --> 00:28:00,261
      I can't afford a carriage    

738
00:28:00,303 --> 00:28:03,223
         But you'll look sweet      
            upon the seat           

739
00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:06,142
      Of a bicycle built for two  

740
00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:08,770
             Daisy, Daisy          

741
00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:11,731
        Give me your answer do     

742
00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:14,693
            I'm half crazy         

743
00:28:14,734 --> 00:28:17,362
       All for the love of you     

744
00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:20,615
              It won't be           
          a stylish marriage        

745
00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:23,368
      I can't afford a carriage    

746
00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:26,579
         But you'll look sweet      
            upon the seat           

747
00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:37,423
      Of a bicycle built for two