1 00:00:01,787 --> 00:00:03,706 [Wayne] Previously on Black Monday... 2 00:00:03,748 --> 00:00:07,460 I'm thinking I want Dawn to manage my career. 3 00:00:07,501 --> 00:00:08,919 I was behind Black Monday. 4 00:00:08,961 --> 00:00:10,337 Twenty minutes ago, someone confessed 5 00:00:10,379 --> 00:00:13,799 to Black Monday, and they had a far more credible story. 6 00:00:13,841 --> 00:00:14,884 I just wanted to thank you. 7 00:00:14,925 --> 00:00:16,427 I mean , without you, I never would've known 8 00:00:16,469 --> 00:00:17,428 about Amerisavings. 9 00:00:17,470 --> 00:00:18,763 You're really going all-in, huh? 10 00:00:18,804 --> 00:00:20,473 Bought the ring, closed on the house. 11 00:00:20,514 --> 00:00:22,975 This is the exact street that I told you 12 00:00:23,017 --> 00:00:25,478 -I always wanted to live on. -I don't remember that. 13 00:00:25,519 --> 00:00:29,023 -Is that a painting of me? -Mm-mm, no. 14 00:00:29,065 --> 00:00:31,192 I was fucking shot in the fucking chest, 15 00:00:31,233 --> 00:00:32,943 and the fucking person who fucking did it 16 00:00:32,985 --> 00:00:33,986 is still fucking out there, 17 00:00:34,028 --> 00:00:36,363 and I'm the only one who fucking cares? 18 00:00:36,405 --> 00:00:38,908 You are gonna love your new FBI-installed security system. 19 00:00:38,949 --> 00:00:40,785 They also suggest that you get them a copy 20 00:00:40,826 --> 00:00:42,078 of your enemies list ASAP. 21 00:00:42,119 --> 00:00:44,246 I don't have a list of my enemies. 22 00:00:44,288 --> 00:00:47,416 [laughter] 23 00:00:50,211 --> 00:00:53,255 [line trilling] 24 00:00:54,632 --> 00:00:56,008 -[Yassir] Hello? -Hey, Yass. 25 00:00:56,050 --> 00:00:57,676 Let's have a boys' night, huh? 26 00:00:57,718 --> 00:00:59,178 Nomi's out of town visiting a sick aunt. 27 00:00:59,220 --> 00:01:01,514 She's got something called Pontiac Fever, 28 00:01:01,555 --> 00:01:03,599 but her loss of bowel control is our gain. 29 00:01:03,641 --> 00:01:06,185 One second, boss, okay? Hold on. 30 00:01:06,227 --> 00:01:07,853 Hey, there, Dawn. 31 00:01:07,895 --> 00:01:09,730 Uh, that is Mo on the phone 32 00:01:09,772 --> 00:01:11,232 saying he wants to hang out tonight 33 00:01:11,273 --> 00:01:14,735 because Nomi's out of town taking care of her sick aunt, 34 00:01:14,777 --> 00:01:16,987 suffering from something called Pontiac Fever, 35 00:01:17,029 --> 00:01:18,489 whatever the fuck that is. 36 00:01:18,531 --> 00:01:19,448 So what? 37 00:01:19,490 --> 00:01:20,783 You chicks lied to him 38 00:01:20,825 --> 00:01:23,494 about his own fiancée's album release party? 39 00:01:23,536 --> 00:01:25,663 I didn't lie. I told Nomi to lie. 40 00:01:25,704 --> 00:01:27,456 So what am I supposed to tell Mo? 41 00:01:27,498 --> 00:01:29,291 [phone ringing] 42 00:01:29,333 --> 00:01:30,668 Dawn? 43 00:01:30,709 --> 00:01:33,921 Hello, Ms. Management Music, Dawn Darcy speaking. 44 00:01:33,963 --> 00:01:35,631 Hey, Dawn, are you home? 45 00:01:35,673 --> 00:01:38,676 Oh, Congressman! Give me good news! 46 00:01:38,717 --> 00:01:39,969 -Dawn! -What? 47 00:01:40,010 --> 00:01:42,012 So should I tell Mo that I have Pontiac Fever, 48 00:01:42,054 --> 00:01:44,390 -that it's going around? -No, dumbass. 49 00:01:44,431 --> 00:01:46,851 Stay away from specifics and illnesses. 50 00:01:46,892 --> 00:01:49,687 Take it from a master. Good lies are like bad photos. 51 00:01:49,728 --> 00:01:51,397 As long as they're blurry and you're not in 'em, 52 00:01:51,438 --> 00:01:52,565 no one gives a fucking shit. 53 00:01:52,606 --> 00:01:55,359 So I am just calling you to congratulate you 54 00:01:55,401 --> 00:01:57,319 on your full expungement. 55 00:01:57,361 --> 00:01:58,571 That's right, citizen. 56 00:01:58,612 --> 00:02:00,114 Your record is cleaner than a dog's balls, 57 00:02:00,156 --> 00:02:01,949 so you can go back to plotting world domination or whatnot. 58 00:02:01,991 --> 00:02:03,951 You really did it? Oh, wait, shit, shit. 59 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:05,536 Can you hold? I know we've had a rough go. 60 00:02:05,578 --> 00:02:06,704 -No, no, no... -I have to thank you properly. 61 00:02:06,745 --> 00:02:07,913 -A real quick way... -Just hold on. 62 00:02:07,955 --> 00:02:09,290 -...to thank me would be to... -One quick second, okay? 63 00:02:09,331 --> 00:02:10,916 -...help me track down Mo... -[phone beeps] 64 00:02:10,958 --> 00:02:12,626 Dawn--fuck! 65 00:02:12,668 --> 00:02:14,086 -I am so, so sorry. -Hello. 66 00:02:14,128 --> 00:02:15,880 -Ms. Management Music. -Just give me one more second. 67 00:02:15,921 --> 00:02:17,047 -Okay? Boss? -Dawn Darcy speaking. 68 00:02:17,089 --> 00:02:19,216 Hey, Dawn. Wait, was that Yass? 69 00:02:19,258 --> 00:02:21,552 I could have sworn I heard Yassir in the background. 70 00:02:21,594 --> 00:02:22,887 Well, you were just on with him. 71 00:02:22,928 --> 00:02:24,138 It could have just been some kind 72 00:02:24,180 --> 00:02:27,558 of weird high-tech echo, you know? 73 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:30,895 Hi-techos, the cereal for nerds. 74 00:02:30,936 --> 00:02:32,980 [laughs] I'm cuckoo for dying alone. 75 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:34,064 [phone ringing] 76 00:02:34,106 --> 00:02:36,692 -Hello. -Keith Shenkar-Leighman II. 77 00:02:36,734 --> 00:02:37,860 I need a favor. 78 00:02:37,902 --> 00:02:41,030 Blair Pfaff Georgina, the first of his name. 79 00:02:41,071 --> 00:02:42,781 I'm actually just running out to get my kids. 80 00:02:42,823 --> 00:02:43,991 What's up? 81 00:02:44,033 --> 00:02:46,619 Anyway, um, MoMo, uh, I have to go, okay? 82 00:02:46,660 --> 00:02:47,912 I-I-I'll call you back. 83 00:02:47,953 --> 00:02:49,205 O-okay, but real quick-- do you want 84 00:02:49,246 --> 00:02:50,497 to come to a Kokomo show tonight? 85 00:02:50,539 --> 00:02:52,833 I mean, Nomi is out of town, so I know you're not working. 86 00:02:52,875 --> 00:02:56,545 I can't. I'm... 87 00:02:56,587 --> 00:02:57,713 I'm sick. 88 00:02:57,755 --> 00:03:00,633 Yeah, I've got, um... 89 00:03:00,674 --> 00:03:01,800 Cadillac Fever. 90 00:03:01,842 --> 00:03:03,135 -[mouthing inaudibly] -Nomi's aunt has Pontiac Fever, 91 00:03:03,177 --> 00:03:05,179 and now you got something called Cadillac-- 92 00:03:05,221 --> 00:03:07,139 Is there some kind of GM pandemic going around 93 00:03:07,181 --> 00:03:08,933 -that I don't know about? -[phone beeps] 94 00:03:08,974 --> 00:03:10,684 Shit, hold on. Let me shake this. 95 00:03:10,726 --> 00:03:12,811 -I fucking panicked! -My God, the master? 96 00:03:12,853 --> 00:03:14,104 -I'm sorry! -You were so dog shit! 97 00:03:14,146 --> 00:03:15,564 -Mo, Yassir? -Yassir? 98 00:03:15,606 --> 00:03:16,774 -Mo? -Keith? 99 00:03:16,815 --> 00:03:18,901 I keep hearing Yassir. You heard him right, Keith? 100 00:03:18,943 --> 00:03:21,487 This phone technology is a pretty powerful thing. 101 00:03:21,528 --> 00:03:22,571 You never know who's listening. 102 00:03:22,613 --> 00:03:23,822 Sorry, I was trying to put Dawn on hold 103 00:03:23,864 --> 00:03:25,741 'cause she's either fully dying or fully lying. 104 00:03:25,783 --> 00:03:27,910 [coughs] I'm still here, MoMo. 105 00:03:27,952 --> 00:03:30,829 Party line, getting the band back together. 106 00:03:30,871 --> 00:03:33,582 This new shit is so dumb-- conference call, 107 00:03:33,624 --> 00:03:34,792 call waiting, clock. 108 00:03:34,833 --> 00:03:36,627 Can't a phone just be a fucking phone? 109 00:03:36,669 --> 00:03:38,128 -[chuckles] -What do you want, Keith? 110 00:03:38,170 --> 00:03:42,925 Mo, I want to give you, um... an engagement gift, 111 00:03:42,967 --> 00:03:45,219 a-and I got to give it to you tonight, and-- 112 00:03:45,261 --> 00:03:48,097 So just tell me where you're at, and I'll come right over. 113 00:03:48,138 --> 00:03:49,890 I'm across the street from Gray's Papaya. I'm-- 114 00:03:49,932 --> 00:03:52,810 Hey, K-man, you down for a boys' night? 115 00:03:52,851 --> 00:03:55,854 Like back in our good old post-rug, pre-plug Miami days. 116 00:03:55,896 --> 00:03:57,815 I mean, we keep trying to set shit right between us. 117 00:03:57,856 --> 00:03:59,817 Do I got to stay on for this gay shit? 118 00:03:59,858 --> 00:04:00,901 -Whoa. -Hey. 119 00:04:00,943 --> 00:04:01,944 -No, no, I just meant I-- 120 00:04:01,986 --> 00:04:03,904 Yeah, we get it, and don't you dare hang up, 121 00:04:03,946 --> 00:04:05,656 'cause I'm not done with your lying ass yet. 122 00:04:05,698 --> 00:04:06,824 -[phone beeps] -And she hung up. 123 00:04:06,865 --> 00:04:08,200 Look, Mo, I would love to hang out with you, 124 00:04:08,242 --> 00:04:10,369 but if I don't take the kids tonight, 125 00:04:10,411 --> 00:04:12,705 Shira's new boyfriend's gonna convert them to Mormon. 126 00:04:12,746 --> 00:04:14,540 This is my, like, last, last chance. 127 00:04:14,581 --> 00:04:18,419 I cannot fuck this up, so rain check, next week maybe? 128 00:04:18,460 --> 00:04:19,295 I'm busy. 129 00:04:19,336 --> 00:04:21,171 And weren't you just about to drop off my gift? 130 00:04:21,213 --> 00:04:22,256 -That's my call waiting. -[line beeps] 131 00:04:22,298 --> 00:04:24,216 Tell Dawnie to feel better. Okay, bye-bye. 132 00:04:24,258 --> 00:04:27,219 You never know who's listening, huh? 133 00:04:27,261 --> 00:04:29,805 You heard it, okay? He's at Gray's Papaya. 134 00:04:29,847 --> 00:04:31,056 -Are we done here? -[phone ringing] 135 00:04:31,098 --> 00:04:33,851 'Cause I don't like lying to a good friend. 136 00:04:33,892 --> 00:04:37,146 Look, boss, I can't lie to you. 137 00:04:38,605 --> 00:04:40,024 [weakly] I'm sick. 138 00:04:40,065 --> 00:04:42,443 Yeah, I'm sick, too. Yeah, that bullshit got me. 139 00:04:42,484 --> 00:04:45,154 [Blair] Uh, if that's your idea of lying or friendship, 140 00:04:45,195 --> 00:04:46,947 -yoink a doink. -[knock at door] 141 00:04:46,989 --> 00:04:47,865 -Coming. -One sec. 142 00:04:47,906 --> 00:04:50,075 -Hold on. -[knock at door] 143 00:04:50,117 --> 00:04:51,744 You lying piece of shit. You-- 144 00:04:51,785 --> 00:04:53,495 [line beeping] 145 00:04:53,537 --> 00:04:56,165 Fucking technology! 146 00:04:56,206 --> 00:04:57,374 [agent] Maurice Monroe? 147 00:04:57,416 --> 00:04:59,335 Gents, can I help-- What the fuck is going on? 148 00:04:59,376 --> 00:05:00,836 -You're coming with us. -Wait, who are you? 149 00:05:00,878 --> 00:05:02,671 upbeat music 150 00:05:02,713 --> 00:05:05,549 Where am I? Get your fucking hands off me. 151 00:05:05,591 --> 00:05:08,427 All right! 152 00:05:08,469 --> 00:05:09,928 [door closes] 153 00:05:09,970 --> 00:05:13,682 dramatic music 154 00:05:13,724 --> 00:05:15,851 Huh. 155 00:05:15,893 --> 00:05:18,354 Well, this is gonna suck. 156 00:05:18,937 --> 00:05:20,564 Let me out of this fucking room! 157 00:05:20,606 --> 00:05:21,774 Tried that. 158 00:05:21,815 --> 00:05:23,317 Hey, I want to talk to my lawyers! 159 00:05:23,359 --> 00:05:25,486 -Tried that, too. -I got to take a fucking whiz! 160 00:05:25,527 --> 00:05:28,072 We tried that, too, and then I just pissed in the corner, 161 00:05:28,113 --> 00:05:29,698 but watch out for the dead rats, 162 00:05:29,740 --> 00:05:30,908 also the live ones. 163 00:05:30,949 --> 00:05:32,576 They were pissed that I pissed on their fallen comrades. 164 00:05:32,618 --> 00:05:34,161 You telling me there's really no other fucking way 165 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:37,373 -out of this place? -One way in, one way out. 166 00:05:37,414 --> 00:05:38,791 As far as we can tell, we're in one of those 167 00:05:38,832 --> 00:05:42,669 terrifying, off-the-books NYPD black sites 168 00:05:42,711 --> 00:05:44,171 you only hear rumors about. 169 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:46,340 I'm guessing 'cause, uh, nobody ever comes back. 170 00:05:46,382 --> 00:05:48,384 [chuckles] They just told us to wait here, and they'd come 171 00:05:48,425 --> 00:05:50,594 -and get us one by one. -No big deal, then. 172 00:05:50,636 --> 00:05:53,055 Let's just wait here until they come back and get us. 173 00:05:53,097 --> 00:05:55,057 -Are you fucking kidding me? -Ugh. 174 00:05:55,099 --> 00:05:57,768 I'm a legitimate businessman! I pay taxes! 175 00:05:57,810 --> 00:05:59,728 [laughter] 176 00:05:59,770 --> 00:06:00,979 [laughs mockingly] You know what? 177 00:06:01,021 --> 00:06:02,940 Only a group this fucked up could be in a situation 178 00:06:02,981 --> 00:06:06,026 this fucked up and be all like, "Oh, no big whoop, 179 00:06:06,068 --> 00:06:08,737 just your regular cop-napping kill room. 180 00:06:08,779 --> 00:06:10,656 And, oh, by the way, don't relieve yourself 181 00:06:10,697 --> 00:06:12,491 in the fucking rat cemetery." 182 00:06:12,533 --> 00:06:14,576 Speaking of which, cue the Mourner's Kaddish 183 00:06:14,618 --> 00:06:16,286 or whatever the fucking Mormon equivalent is, 184 00:06:16,328 --> 00:06:18,247 because if I'm not at Shira's house 185 00:06:18,288 --> 00:06:19,415 to pick up my kids in 16 minutes, 186 00:06:19,456 --> 00:06:22,042 -I'm fucking dead. -Who cares? 187 00:06:22,084 --> 00:06:24,336 I'm sorry, but isn't the bigger-ticket item 188 00:06:24,378 --> 00:06:26,255 why the five of us are here? 189 00:06:26,296 --> 00:06:28,715 Something we thought maybe you could explain, Mo. 190 00:06:28,757 --> 00:06:29,842 Oh, so you think this whole thing 191 00:06:29,883 --> 00:06:30,884 is 'cause of me? 192 00:06:30,926 --> 00:06:32,344 You are the criminal of our group of friends. 193 00:06:32,386 --> 00:06:34,763 That is some real revisionist bullshit, 194 00:06:34,805 --> 00:06:36,014 -historically speaking. -[scoffs] 195 00:06:36,056 --> 00:06:39,476 [Mo] Black Monday was on you two contortionist fucks. 196 00:06:39,518 --> 00:06:40,185 Here we go. 197 00:06:40,227 --> 00:06:41,895 Did you forget that you stabbed me 198 00:06:41,937 --> 00:06:43,605 in the fucking back while butt fucking 199 00:06:43,647 --> 00:06:44,815 the entire financial world 200 00:06:44,857 --> 00:06:48,485 and throwing an elderly maniac off of a high-rise high dive? 201 00:06:48,527 --> 00:06:51,155 That was you two, so maybe we're here for that shit. 202 00:06:51,196 --> 00:06:54,116 And did you forget that I already went to jail 203 00:06:54,158 --> 00:06:56,160 for that shit, for fucking you, Mo? 204 00:06:56,201 --> 00:06:57,202 Oh, my God, this shit again? 205 00:06:57,244 --> 00:06:58,996 Okay, I had to eat out my cellmate. 206 00:06:59,037 --> 00:07:00,330 [Blair] And I went to Congress. 207 00:07:00,372 --> 00:07:01,999 I mean, I know it's not as bad as jail, 208 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:04,001 but it's not nearly as cool as you would think it was. 209 00:07:04,042 --> 00:07:06,837 And I had to eat out every night. 210 00:07:06,879 --> 00:07:08,338 Do you know how fattening that is? 211 00:07:08,380 --> 00:07:10,132 The amount of butter I consumed? 212 00:07:10,174 --> 00:07:11,175 Shut up! 213 00:07:11,216 --> 00:07:12,885 [Blair] The point is they already closed the case 214 00:07:12,926 --> 00:07:14,052 on Black Monday. 215 00:07:14,094 --> 00:07:16,263 [Keith] Well, the case is still open on Amerisavings, 216 00:07:16,305 --> 00:07:18,056 or do you not remember that time I thought 217 00:07:18,098 --> 00:07:19,183 we were gonna die in the bank 218 00:07:19,224 --> 00:07:20,601 and then we almost did die in the fucking bank? 219 00:07:20,642 --> 00:07:22,686 Is that when you turned the retail bank into a blood bank? 220 00:07:22,728 --> 00:07:25,981 Well, déjà Jew. It's happening again, okay? 221 00:07:26,023 --> 00:07:28,192 -My people can sense death... -Your people. 222 00:07:28,233 --> 00:07:31,695 ...like a dog in a storm, and thunder is coming. 223 00:07:31,737 --> 00:07:32,696 Let me tell you something-- 224 00:07:32,738 --> 00:07:33,864 your Semitic sense, right on point, 225 00:07:33,906 --> 00:07:35,073 because if there was ever 226 00:07:35,115 --> 00:07:37,284 a we-could-die-in-this-room room... 227 00:07:37,326 --> 00:07:41,872 I mean, I'm not sweating it. There is no way I die here. 228 00:07:41,914 --> 00:07:43,457 My landlady does chicken bone voodoo, 229 00:07:43,499 --> 00:07:47,377 and she told me I actually die in a spaceship 230 00:07:47,419 --> 00:07:49,922 from lung cancer, but still... 231 00:07:49,963 --> 00:07:51,673 Look, guys, whatever shit we're in, 232 00:07:51,715 --> 00:07:54,384 it must be deep if they're not afraid to punch a... 233 00:07:54,426 --> 00:07:55,802 -Politician. -No. 234 00:07:55,844 --> 00:07:56,929 I was gonna say a white boy, 235 00:07:56,970 --> 00:07:59,890 but the real question is, why now? 236 00:07:59,932 --> 00:08:01,642 All this shit, it's in the past. 237 00:08:01,683 --> 00:08:03,894 And Blair, he just got my record expunged. 238 00:08:03,936 --> 00:08:04,895 I'm clean. 239 00:08:04,937 --> 00:08:07,481 And I only make records, so I'm clean. 240 00:08:07,523 --> 00:08:09,149 We at the Leighman Brothers, we're clean. 241 00:08:09,191 --> 00:08:10,400 Yeah, with the Lenny out of the picture. 242 00:08:10,442 --> 00:08:12,069 Hey, I had nothing to do with that. 243 00:08:12,110 --> 00:08:13,612 You might want to tell your tailor. 244 00:08:13,654 --> 00:08:14,905 Or your hairline. 245 00:08:14,947 --> 00:08:16,073 [laughter] 246 00:08:16,114 --> 00:08:17,491 Oh, that's great. We're having a good time. 247 00:08:17,533 --> 00:08:20,911 No, but Dawn is right. Why now? 248 00:08:20,953 --> 00:08:23,455 Maybe we're just here 'cause the cops 249 00:08:23,497 --> 00:08:25,832 are extremely racist and homophobic. 250 00:08:25,874 --> 00:08:28,961 We're quite a tasty sampler. You almost can't blame 'em. 251 00:08:29,002 --> 00:08:32,130 Black, Black, gay, gay, me. 252 00:08:32,172 --> 00:08:35,509 But the only one of us that's been in hot water lately 253 00:08:35,551 --> 00:08:39,096 is actually-- well, it's you, Blair. 254 00:08:39,137 --> 00:08:43,267 -Yeah, not to point fingers... -Oh, point, point, point. 255 00:08:43,308 --> 00:08:45,227 ...but, Blair, you are the only one 256 00:08:45,269 --> 00:08:48,063 who has had multiple attempts on his life, 257 00:08:48,105 --> 00:08:50,941 so, clearly, you're wrapped up in some shady shit, 258 00:08:50,983 --> 00:08:52,651 which is why everyone around you 259 00:08:52,693 --> 00:08:55,862 dies mysteriously or violently, which reminds me... 260 00:08:55,904 --> 00:08:57,197 -[Mo] Yeah. -[Blair] Fine. 261 00:08:57,239 --> 00:08:59,157 Maybe this is about who's trying to kill me. 262 00:08:59,199 --> 00:09:01,827 Well, it's not Dawn because Dawn and I 263 00:09:01,868 --> 00:09:03,287 -are friends again. -Well... 264 00:09:03,328 --> 00:09:05,539 Keith and I are friends anew. 265 00:09:05,581 --> 00:09:08,500 -Yassir...Yass--Yass--Yass-- -Please don't do this to me. 266 00:09:08,542 --> 00:09:11,211 -Yassir--one more time. -It's Yassir. 267 00:09:11,253 --> 00:09:13,338 We are cool now. 268 00:09:13,380 --> 00:09:15,340 So that means there's only one person 269 00:09:15,382 --> 00:09:17,259 Machiavellian enough to pull this off 270 00:09:17,301 --> 00:09:19,094 -who also wants me dead. -Oh, my God. 271 00:09:19,136 --> 00:09:22,264 You're trying to make this about me again, Blair? 272 00:09:22,306 --> 00:09:24,558 If it were me, fucker'd be dead. 273 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,101 -Mo don't miss. -[Yassir] Wow. 274 00:09:26,143 --> 00:09:27,311 -That's your defense? -[overlapping chatter] 275 00:09:27,352 --> 00:09:28,437 -That's true. -[Dawn] Not great. 276 00:09:28,478 --> 00:09:31,773 -I, for one--I believe him. -Thank you, Keith. 277 00:09:31,815 --> 00:09:34,026 But just to cross the I's here, 278 00:09:34,067 --> 00:09:36,278 where were you the night that Blair was shot? 279 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,238 -Where was I, asshole? -Yeah. 280 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:40,282 -I was with Dawn. -Ew, really? 281 00:09:40,324 --> 00:09:43,869 -Unfortunately, yes. -Okay, where were you? 282 00:09:43,910 --> 00:09:44,911 With Larry. 283 00:09:44,953 --> 00:09:46,204 Biblically speaking, I'm sure. 284 00:09:46,246 --> 00:09:47,247 Not my type. 285 00:09:47,289 --> 00:09:49,166 What about you, Yass? Where were you? 286 00:09:49,207 --> 00:09:51,418 Motherfucker, I was in the suburbs 287 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:53,629 putting a bow on that house that you bought. 288 00:09:53,670 --> 00:09:55,380 -Bow? -No. 289 00:09:55,422 --> 00:09:57,591 Well, Mo, I-I'm--I'm confused. 290 00:09:57,633 --> 00:09:59,301 I thought you said you just bought the house. 291 00:09:59,343 --> 00:10:01,595 Um, well, no, Yassir is clearly confused 292 00:10:01,637 --> 00:10:04,431 because I wasn't a homeowner then. 293 00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:06,767 Everybody knows I just bought the house, you know, for Nomi. 294 00:10:06,808 --> 00:10:08,685 So, sorry, Yassir, you don't have an alibi 295 00:10:08,727 --> 00:10:10,729 unless you were doing something else at the time. 296 00:10:10,771 --> 00:10:13,106 What else were you doing? Were you doing something else? 297 00:10:13,148 --> 00:10:17,903 -What were you doing? -Yeah, I-I got confused. 298 00:10:17,944 --> 00:10:20,447 I'm sorry about that, Dawn. 299 00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:23,325 Uh, I was at home... 300 00:10:23,367 --> 00:10:25,202 alone. 301 00:10:25,243 --> 00:10:28,205 You know that's, like, the opposite of an alibi? 302 00:10:28,246 --> 00:10:32,876 No, I was at Home Alone, the movie. 303 00:10:32,918 --> 00:10:36,421 I was at a test screening for the movie Home Alone. 304 00:10:36,463 --> 00:10:37,673 -Well, there you go. -[Dawn] Okay. 305 00:10:37,714 --> 00:10:39,174 [Yassir] Was in a theater full of children, 306 00:10:39,216 --> 00:10:40,342 the only adult there, 307 00:10:40,384 --> 00:10:42,636 but we all equally had a good time. 308 00:10:42,678 --> 00:10:44,513 I believe him. Case closed. 309 00:10:44,554 --> 00:10:46,515 So we all have an alibi. 310 00:10:47,849 --> 00:10:49,309 -Almost. -Oh, me? 311 00:10:49,351 --> 00:10:52,396 Oh, what was I doing? Oh, I remember. 312 00:10:52,437 --> 00:10:56,316 I had a meeting with a high-velocity bullet 313 00:10:56,358 --> 00:10:58,318 straight through my fucking chest. 314 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:02,155 I'm the only one who almost died, Dick Face-y! 315 00:11:02,197 --> 00:11:06,201 -Twice! Na-d'oy! -Exactly, almost. 316 00:11:06,243 --> 00:11:07,619 Seems pretty clear to me 317 00:11:07,661 --> 00:11:09,538 that the only one who's profited from all 318 00:11:09,579 --> 00:11:13,500 of these near-death experiences is you, Pfaff. 319 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:15,836 You know, that's actually a really good point, 320 00:11:15,877 --> 00:11:18,797 'cause didn't a therapist who just happened to know 321 00:11:18,839 --> 00:11:22,259 all your secrets just mysteriously get electrocuted? 322 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:23,301 Eh. 323 00:11:23,343 --> 00:11:26,263 And a pastor who had you in his back pocket 324 00:11:26,304 --> 00:11:28,098 -got shot in the face. -Okay, come on. 325 00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:31,143 Huh, not so na-d'oy, now, is it? 326 00:11:31,184 --> 00:11:34,271 Oh, Blair, all the shit you've done-- 327 00:11:34,312 --> 00:11:36,273 there's nothing I wouldn't put past you. 328 00:11:36,314 --> 00:11:37,858 Don't you mean after all the shit 329 00:11:37,899 --> 00:11:40,318 you've done to me, Maurice? 330 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:41,361 [chair clatters loudly] 331 00:11:41,403 --> 00:11:43,822 Oh, we're gonna do this, huh? 332 00:11:43,864 --> 00:11:45,198 [chair clatters loudly] 333 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,617 Guess that black eye is getting lonely--it wants a twin. 334 00:11:47,659 --> 00:11:50,162 -All right. -Okay, I'll kick my chair, too. 335 00:11:50,203 --> 00:11:51,371 [chair clatters loudly] 336 00:11:51,413 --> 00:11:52,289 Pfft. 337 00:11:52,330 --> 00:11:53,999 [Mo] Look, you want to do this shit, 338 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:55,125 let's fucking do this shit. 339 00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:57,127 Where were you, Blair, when all those bodies 340 00:11:57,169 --> 00:11:58,503 were dropping around you? 341 00:11:58,545 --> 00:11:59,671 -Where was I? -Okay. 342 00:11:59,713 --> 00:12:01,298 No, I'm sure--I mean, you were right there, of course. 343 00:12:01,339 --> 00:12:02,924 That's the entire thing about near-death. 344 00:12:02,966 --> 00:12:03,967 Yeah. 345 00:12:04,009 --> 00:12:06,052 The proximity of you to death is--okay, that's clear. 346 00:12:06,094 --> 00:12:07,804 I'm saying all those bodies 347 00:12:07,846 --> 00:12:09,723 standing between you and your career. 348 00:12:09,765 --> 00:12:12,768 I mean, come to think of it, shit, Roger, 349 00:12:12,809 --> 00:12:15,270 your even-- fucking your dad died 350 00:12:15,312 --> 00:12:16,396 while he was beating you! 351 00:12:16,438 --> 00:12:17,439 -[gasps] -Ooh. 352 00:12:17,481 --> 00:12:19,608 Oh, my God, I may talk a big game, 353 00:12:19,649 --> 00:12:21,443 but remind me to stay out of your way, killer. 354 00:12:21,485 --> 00:12:22,861 You really are a monster. 355 00:12:22,903 --> 00:12:24,821 -Yeah? -Oh, we're gonna do this shit? 356 00:12:24,863 --> 00:12:27,449 -[Keith] Whoa, hey! -[Dawn] Hey, come on, guys! 357 00:12:27,491 --> 00:12:30,619 [agent] Pfaff, you're up! Now! 358 00:12:31,495 --> 00:12:32,746 Just go. 359 00:12:32,788 --> 00:12:33,580 You're lucky. 360 00:12:33,622 --> 00:12:35,165 Yeah, I really dodged a bullet. 361 00:12:35,207 --> 00:12:36,458 [agent] Come on, break it up. 362 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:40,337 Okay, I'm coming! I'm an American Congressman. 363 00:12:40,378 --> 00:12:41,546 [agent] Shut the fuck up. 364 00:12:41,588 --> 00:12:44,299 dramatic music 365 00:12:44,341 --> 00:12:45,258 Out. 366 00:12:48,011 --> 00:12:49,346 Apologies, sir. 367 00:12:49,387 --> 00:12:51,223 I'm just trying to make this look legit. 368 00:12:51,264 --> 00:12:52,599 Yeah, I'm good. 369 00:12:57,479 --> 00:12:59,731 Yowza, that was a close call, Congressman. 370 00:12:59,773 --> 00:13:01,441 I'm glad we got you out of there when we did. 371 00:13:01,483 --> 00:13:04,861 Yeah, well, I was just staying in character. 372 00:13:04,903 --> 00:13:07,531 Well, then the Tony goes to you, sir, 373 00:13:07,572 --> 00:13:09,199 because you sure had me fooled. 374 00:13:09,241 --> 00:13:10,784 -[Blair chuckles] -[truck door closes] 375 00:13:10,826 --> 00:13:12,744 Oh, speaking of fooled, I can't believe 376 00:13:12,786 --> 00:13:15,330 they don't realize we've got the entire place wired. 377 00:13:15,372 --> 00:13:17,666 -Here, check it out on these. -Thanks. 378 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,169 Is that a toilet? 379 00:13:21,211 --> 00:13:24,840 Yeah, that's for shitting and pissing. 380 00:13:25,924 --> 00:13:28,552 I know the old gay Blair just ain't what he used to be, 381 00:13:28,593 --> 00:13:32,472 but once in a while, I get a glimpse of who he was. 382 00:13:32,514 --> 00:13:34,766 That kid just doesn't deserve 383 00:13:34,808 --> 00:13:36,560 whatever they're doing to him right now. 384 00:13:36,601 --> 00:13:39,646 That kid grew up to be a sociopath, Dawn... 385 00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:41,648 one that we've all had a motive to kill 386 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,525 from time to time, even you. 387 00:13:43,567 --> 00:13:45,652 And I'm not the one behind all that crazy shit, 388 00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:47,571 but let me tell you, I will freely admit, 389 00:13:47,612 --> 00:13:49,447 that motherfucker is highly murderable. 390 00:13:49,489 --> 00:13:50,657 -[Dawn] Yes. -[Keith] Piece of shit. 391 00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,200 [Yassir] I just don't like him. 392 00:13:52,909 --> 00:13:55,453 Uh, Agent, that collective murmur 393 00:13:55,495 --> 00:13:56,997 was basically a confession. 394 00:13:57,038 --> 00:13:59,291 Now, get to grilling so I can get to the bottom of this. 395 00:13:59,332 --> 00:14:00,834 [splutters] No can doodle. 396 00:14:00,876 --> 00:14:03,336 Liaising with the NYPD to kidnap your friends-- 397 00:14:03,378 --> 00:14:05,755 sorry, suspects-- already puts us 398 00:14:05,797 --> 00:14:07,966 in a gray area human rights-wise. 399 00:14:08,008 --> 00:14:11,720 All we can do is scare 'em, try to get 'em talking, 400 00:14:11,761 --> 00:14:14,014 hope something kind of shakes out. 401 00:14:14,055 --> 00:14:14,973 Awesome. 402 00:14:15,015 --> 00:14:17,809 So, uh, kids, I can't help but notice 403 00:14:17,851 --> 00:14:19,519 how you're looking and feeling so well. 404 00:14:19,561 --> 00:14:20,645 Oh, come on. 405 00:14:20,687 --> 00:14:22,814 So again I ask you, where's the party at? 406 00:14:22,856 --> 00:14:24,566 And I swear to God, if you lie to me-- 407 00:14:24,608 --> 00:14:26,109 Okay. 408 00:14:26,151 --> 00:14:27,277 Mo... 409 00:14:29,029 --> 00:14:31,740 ...the truth is... I was trying this on-- 410 00:14:31,781 --> 00:14:33,575 We were headed to Nomi's album release party. 411 00:14:33,617 --> 00:14:34,910 -We're sorry. -What the fuck? 412 00:14:34,951 --> 00:14:36,912 -What did you say? -That's what the truth is. 413 00:14:36,953 --> 00:14:39,122 -That's not what I meant! -Her record release-- 414 00:14:39,164 --> 00:14:40,081 Fuck! 415 00:14:40,123 --> 00:14:43,043 Fucking Nomi lied to me. Look, you know what, Dawn? 416 00:14:43,084 --> 00:14:45,420 I don't know if it's jealousy or whatever the fuck it is 417 00:14:45,462 --> 00:14:46,671 that's making you drive this wedge 418 00:14:46,713 --> 00:14:49,549 between me and my woman, but you need to knock it off! 419 00:14:49,591 --> 00:14:51,468 You know what? Talk about revisionist history. 420 00:14:51,509 --> 00:14:54,304 It was your woman that ordered the McDLT. 421 00:14:54,346 --> 00:14:56,181 [Keith] Wait, McDLT? 422 00:14:56,222 --> 00:14:57,223 What the fuck does McDonald's 423 00:14:57,265 --> 00:14:59,601 delicious bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich 424 00:14:59,643 --> 00:15:00,810 have to do with any of this shit? 425 00:15:00,852 --> 00:15:03,521 Well, you know how they keep the veggies and the meat 426 00:15:03,563 --> 00:15:04,814 -in separate compartments? -Yeah. 427 00:15:04,856 --> 00:15:07,150 Well, that's how Nomi wants her love life with Mo 428 00:15:07,192 --> 00:15:10,987 and her career with me-- separate, to keep it fresh. 429 00:15:11,029 --> 00:15:12,572 -[Keith chuckles] -And what happened 430 00:15:12,614 --> 00:15:14,324 to you, Yass, huh? 431 00:15:14,366 --> 00:15:16,826 I thought you were Team Mo Better Jazz, Yass. 432 00:15:16,868 --> 00:15:19,621 You always kept it on the level with me, man. 433 00:15:19,663 --> 00:15:21,373 You--I mean, Jesus Christ, you were my only friend 434 00:15:21,414 --> 00:15:24,292 -when I was on the run. -Your only friend? 435 00:15:24,334 --> 00:15:25,669 I moved to Miami for you, 436 00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:27,420 and you fucking locked me in a safe. 437 00:15:27,462 --> 00:15:29,381 You know why they call it a safe, Keith? 438 00:15:29,422 --> 00:15:30,840 Because it keeps things safe. 439 00:15:30,882 --> 00:15:31,800 [Yassir] I am your friend. 440 00:15:31,841 --> 00:15:32,968 You wouldn't have even been able 441 00:15:33,009 --> 00:15:34,719 to do the Amerisavings thing without me. 442 00:15:34,761 --> 00:15:36,638 -That was you? -Hey--Now, hold on. 443 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:37,806 You fucking snitch! 444 00:15:37,847 --> 00:15:40,058 [Keith] Fuck, now I'm late to pick up my kids. 445 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:40,976 This is great. 446 00:15:41,017 --> 00:15:43,478 I'm officially a deadbeat dad now. 447 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:44,813 Great. 448 00:15:45,605 --> 00:15:48,358 Well, they were talking about who tried to kill you 449 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,027 until they tried to kill each other. 450 00:15:51,069 --> 00:15:53,947 -You know what this is? -A total waste of time. 451 00:15:53,989 --> 00:15:57,158 My mom and my stepdad. Yeah, same exact shit. 452 00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:00,161 It's like they needed something to fight about, 453 00:16:00,203 --> 00:16:01,705 except, uh, their Nomi 454 00:16:01,746 --> 00:16:05,250 was my dad's second family in Ottawa. 455 00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:06,543 I don't care. 456 00:16:06,584 --> 00:16:08,336 One of them is trying to kill me. 457 00:16:08,378 --> 00:16:09,713 Can't you do something? 458 00:16:09,754 --> 00:16:11,589 [sighs] 459 00:16:11,631 --> 00:16:13,800 Send in the last party guest. 460 00:16:15,510 --> 00:16:18,346 Are you fucking kidding me? 461 00:16:19,681 --> 00:16:21,057 [Wayne] Good evening! 462 00:16:21,099 --> 00:16:22,600 [all] Wayne? 463 00:16:22,642 --> 00:16:25,437 Where have I been, you no doubt conject. 464 00:16:25,478 --> 00:16:26,604 Excellent query. 465 00:16:26,646 --> 00:16:28,440 After my brush with the law, 466 00:16:28,481 --> 00:16:30,608 the only job I could get was a limo driver. 467 00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:32,444 Driving around this wretched city, 468 00:16:32,485 --> 00:16:35,280 I became obsessed with mending the wounds 469 00:16:35,321 --> 00:16:37,657 I inflicted on this broken world. 470 00:16:37,699 --> 00:16:41,536 And I stopped doing a shitload of drugs on the daily. 471 00:16:41,578 --> 00:16:42,495 [Keith] Huh. 472 00:16:42,537 --> 00:16:45,040 As my mental acuity grew, 473 00:16:45,081 --> 00:16:47,959 I spent my time volunteering at a woman's shelter, 474 00:16:48,001 --> 00:16:52,047 helping victims achieve street justice 475 00:16:52,088 --> 00:16:56,885 in a cool, feminist Equalizer kind of way. 476 00:16:56,926 --> 00:16:58,470 Eh, that'd be a good show. 477 00:16:58,511 --> 00:17:01,598 Now, as far as society is concerned, 478 00:17:01,639 --> 00:17:04,642 I am the very model of a modern major minority. 479 00:17:04,684 --> 00:17:07,520 I think I speak for everyone, when I say, huh? 480 00:17:07,562 --> 00:17:09,731 What the fuck is all of this? [chuckles] 481 00:17:09,773 --> 00:17:11,691 We haven't seen you for almost a year, Wayne, 482 00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:14,235 and you come in here looking like--I mean, Jesus Christ, 483 00:17:14,277 --> 00:17:16,571 where's the Wayne that I used to know who'd pull his dick out 484 00:17:16,613 --> 00:17:18,031 and wave it around in a very offensive manner? 485 00:17:18,073 --> 00:17:18,990 At least that guy I understood. 486 00:17:19,032 --> 00:17:20,658 All right, speaking of dicks, 487 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:23,286 -where's our Congressman? -Cops got him. 488 00:17:23,328 --> 00:17:24,412 They beat the shit out of him 489 00:17:24,454 --> 00:17:26,414 before he got here, too, black eye and everything. 490 00:17:26,456 --> 00:17:27,624 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 491 00:17:27,665 --> 00:17:29,667 [Wayne] So have you figured out why we're here? 492 00:17:29,709 --> 00:17:32,837 We thought to find out who tried to kill Blair. 493 00:17:32,879 --> 00:17:35,298 Or who Blair tried to kill. 494 00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:36,299 Or did kill. 495 00:17:36,341 --> 00:17:40,512 Well, we all have alibis, so there's no mystery to solve. 496 00:17:40,553 --> 00:17:42,222 On the contrary. 497 00:17:42,263 --> 00:17:45,266 By my count, there are three obvious mysteries 498 00:17:45,308 --> 00:17:46,226 in this very room. 499 00:17:46,267 --> 00:17:48,353 Which would you like me to solve first? 500 00:17:48,394 --> 00:17:54,109 One, why is Dawn fidgeting with that ring on her necklace? 501 00:17:54,692 --> 00:17:58,613 Two, who orchestrated this haunted house charade? 502 00:17:58,655 --> 00:18:03,159 And three, who shot Blair and killed his colleagues? 503 00:18:03,201 --> 00:18:04,577 Three, I say three. 504 00:18:04,619 --> 00:18:07,455 Yeah, number three is the sexier headline, 505 00:18:07,497 --> 00:18:10,458 but I'm gonna roll back to número uno. 506 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,794 Dawn, what is that ring? 507 00:18:12,836 --> 00:18:15,046 I'm sorry? Come on--Fuck this. 508 00:18:15,088 --> 00:18:18,007 Mo, I'm really not in the mood, okay? 509 00:18:18,049 --> 00:18:19,634 That's why it's purple. 510 00:18:19,676 --> 00:18:22,637 It's a mood ring, and purple means 511 00:18:22,679 --> 00:18:24,764 I'm over it, so move on. 512 00:18:24,806 --> 00:18:26,724 It's not because it's an amethyst? 513 00:18:26,766 --> 00:18:29,102 Actually, I'm--I'm--I'm not familiar with that stone. 514 00:18:29,144 --> 00:18:31,855 You're not familiar with your own birthstone? 515 00:18:31,896 --> 00:18:32,939 Get off my fucking ass 516 00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:34,732 and stop asking me the dumb questions! 517 00:18:34,774 --> 00:18:36,734 That's Nomi's engagement ring. 518 00:18:36,776 --> 00:18:37,944 I'd recognize it anywhere. 519 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,529 It took me forever to find the fucking thing. 520 00:18:39,571 --> 00:18:41,698 What I don't know is why it's around your neck. 521 00:18:41,739 --> 00:18:43,366 What I don't know is why you bought 522 00:18:43,408 --> 00:18:45,034 Nomi a birthstone for February 523 00:18:45,076 --> 00:18:46,953 when she was fucking born in June. 524 00:18:49,539 --> 00:18:51,457 Because our love was born in February. 525 00:18:51,499 --> 00:18:52,876 Don't change the subject, Dawn. 526 00:18:52,917 --> 00:18:54,919 No, I was still in prison. 527 00:18:54,961 --> 00:18:56,880 They let me out February 28th, 528 00:18:56,921 --> 00:18:59,174 which means you met Nomi March first. 529 00:18:59,215 --> 00:19:01,050 -Okay, so I was wrong. -Yeah. 530 00:19:01,092 --> 00:19:04,679 I'll ask you again. Why is it around your neck? 531 00:19:04,721 --> 00:19:07,098 I was... 532 00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:10,560 holding it for her while she performed, 533 00:19:10,602 --> 00:19:12,353 and I just-- I forgot to give it back. 534 00:19:12,395 --> 00:19:13,188 [scoffs] 535 00:19:13,229 --> 00:19:15,899 I used to lie, too, when Shira would ask me, 536 00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:17,192 "Why are you not wearing your ring?" 537 00:19:17,233 --> 00:19:18,943 And I'd be like, "Oh, I left it at the gym," 538 00:19:18,985 --> 00:19:20,111 or, "Rings on men are so gay," 539 00:19:20,153 --> 00:19:22,822 or, "I left it at Jim's, who's so not gay." 540 00:19:22,864 --> 00:19:25,366 Shut the fuck up, please. And I'm not lying. 541 00:19:25,408 --> 00:19:27,577 Then why didn't you just say all that in the first place? 542 00:19:27,619 --> 00:19:30,663 Because I've just had a really bad day 543 00:19:30,705 --> 00:19:33,082 where I'm, like, in extras holding 544 00:19:33,124 --> 00:19:34,292 in the fucking Exorcist. 545 00:19:34,334 --> 00:19:37,086 Jesus, let me, like, try to breathe! 546 00:19:37,128 --> 00:19:39,005 [imitates ragged breathing] 547 00:19:40,757 --> 00:19:42,508 Wait. 548 00:19:44,219 --> 00:19:47,847 How did it take you forever to find the ring, 549 00:19:47,889 --> 00:19:51,017 when you've only known Nomi for a few weeks? 550 00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:52,268 Getting warmer. 551 00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:54,729 Why did you buy Nomi's ring before you met her? 552 00:19:54,771 --> 00:19:58,983 I don't know what you're asking me exactly. 553 00:19:59,025 --> 00:20:00,818 And why was it an amethyst? 554 00:20:00,860 --> 00:20:01,986 Hot, hot, hot. 555 00:20:02,028 --> 00:20:04,280 And why did Yassir put a bow on your new house 556 00:20:04,322 --> 00:20:06,783 on my favorite street the day that I was supposed 557 00:20:06,824 --> 00:20:08,785 -to come home from prison? -Mm. 558 00:20:08,826 --> 00:20:11,663 Oh, shit. That was a painting of me! 559 00:20:11,704 --> 00:20:13,081 Oh, my God, saying it out loud 560 00:20:13,122 --> 00:20:14,832 is finally what helped you put it all together? 561 00:20:14,874 --> 00:20:16,584 You were gonna propose to me? 562 00:20:16,626 --> 00:20:17,794 Again. 563 00:20:17,835 --> 00:20:19,420 Hey, cops, please come take me away. 564 00:20:19,462 --> 00:20:20,922 I did it. I killed everybody! 565 00:20:20,964 --> 00:20:23,091 No need for a trial. Just shoot me in the face. 566 00:20:23,132 --> 00:20:24,968 Put me out of my misery. 567 00:20:25,677 --> 00:20:27,512 Do you think they still have a chance? 568 00:20:27,553 --> 00:20:30,473 I don't think you're gonna have a chance to cop a feel 569 00:20:30,515 --> 00:20:33,101 until you start acting like a fucking professional. 570 00:20:34,018 --> 00:20:36,271 Guess I should get to it, shouldn't I? 571 00:20:37,063 --> 00:20:40,024 We sure did learn a lot tonight about you 572 00:20:40,066 --> 00:20:41,818 and how truly hated you are 573 00:20:41,859 --> 00:20:43,569 by all the people who know you best. 574 00:20:43,611 --> 00:20:44,654 I wouldn't say that. 575 00:20:44,696 --> 00:20:46,823 After hearing you double-crossed Mo... 576 00:20:46,864 --> 00:20:48,199 Well, for a good reason. 577 00:20:48,241 --> 00:20:49,951 ...and sent Dawn to prison... 578 00:20:49,993 --> 00:20:51,828 All those circumstances were beyond my control. 579 00:20:51,869 --> 00:20:53,913 ...the suicides on Black Monday... 580 00:20:53,955 --> 00:20:55,790 That was a very sensitive day. 581 00:20:55,832 --> 00:20:59,627 ...I would say, in my professional assessment, 582 00:20:59,669 --> 00:21:03,423 that you sound like a real piece of shit. 583 00:21:03,464 --> 00:21:04,299 Okay. 584 00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:06,175 But, uh, the one thing that I couldn't shake 585 00:21:06,217 --> 00:21:08,219 was what Mo said about all the folks 586 00:21:08,261 --> 00:21:10,596 who stood in your way, so I had the boys 587 00:21:10,638 --> 00:21:13,099 do a little, uh, database digging. 588 00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:14,726 Fucking technology. 589 00:21:14,767 --> 00:21:17,478 Your dad died of a heart attack, right? 590 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,230 Yes. Suddenly. 591 00:21:19,272 --> 00:21:22,108 But the autopsy said that they found glass 592 00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:26,029 in his intestines, pancreas, and kidneys. 593 00:21:26,070 --> 00:21:27,572 The guy was a fucking snow globe. 594 00:21:27,613 --> 00:21:28,698 [chuckles] 595 00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:30,283 Well, I guess it's true what they say, 596 00:21:30,325 --> 00:21:34,203 we all eat so many things without knowing it. 597 00:21:34,245 --> 00:21:38,750 -Hair and spiders and whatnot. -According to who? 598 00:21:38,791 --> 00:21:41,711 Exactly-- the World Health Organization, 599 00:21:41,753 --> 00:21:43,963 that is who, so I think we could 600 00:21:44,005 --> 00:21:47,258 probably just rule out my decades-dead dad 601 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:48,885 from the suspect list, yeah? 602 00:21:48,926 --> 00:21:53,056 Problem is, we just can't rule you out, can we? 603 00:21:53,097 --> 00:21:55,391 What the fuck is this? This a setup? 604 00:21:55,433 --> 00:21:58,102 It wasn't until all your dirty friends 605 00:21:58,144 --> 00:22:00,480 started smelling a lot cleaner than you. 606 00:22:02,607 --> 00:22:04,734 Throw him back, fellas. 607 00:22:04,776 --> 00:22:06,736 -You want your confession? -No, no, no! 608 00:22:06,778 --> 00:22:08,404 Go get it yourself, Congressman. 609 00:22:08,446 --> 00:22:09,530 [Blair] Okay. 610 00:22:12,617 --> 00:22:14,535 MoMo... 611 00:22:17,997 --> 00:22:20,208 Why didn't you tell me? 612 00:22:21,959 --> 00:22:24,087 -The truth? -Yeah. 613 00:22:24,128 --> 00:22:26,506 You'd already made up your mind. 614 00:22:26,547 --> 00:22:29,175 I just felt like the lie 615 00:22:29,217 --> 00:22:33,012 made more sense at the time, you know, for you. 616 00:22:33,054 --> 00:22:34,013 [door opens] 617 00:22:34,055 --> 00:22:36,599 -I had no idea-- -[Blair] Hey, Mo! 618 00:22:36,641 --> 00:22:41,479 If I'm so highly murderable, take your best shot. 619 00:22:41,521 --> 00:22:42,814 Let's do this. 620 00:22:42,855 --> 00:22:44,524 Wait a second. You were listening to us? 621 00:22:44,565 --> 00:22:47,151 I thought you were getting your fucking dick lopped off. 622 00:22:47,193 --> 00:22:48,945 Yeah, I was listening to you. 623 00:22:48,986 --> 00:22:51,030 And by the way, you're a horrible father. 624 00:22:51,072 --> 00:22:54,450 You make Bill Cosby look like Cliff Huxtable. 625 00:22:54,909 --> 00:22:56,828 -We all know he's a rapist. -[Dawn] I do. 626 00:22:56,869 --> 00:22:58,162 My cousin did crafty on Ghost Dad... 627 00:22:58,204 --> 00:22:59,497 Are you saying Bill Cosby is a rapist... 628 00:22:59,539 --> 00:23:00,790 ...and they called him Pill Cosby... 629 00:23:00,832 --> 00:23:02,041 ...or Cliff Huxtable is the rapist? 630 00:23:02,083 --> 00:23:03,793 Yeah, I guess he does talk about Spanish fly a lot. 631 00:23:03,835 --> 00:23:08,339 Whoa! Bill Cosby is a rapist? 632 00:23:08,381 --> 00:23:09,549 -I have to get rid... -Wait a second. 633 00:23:09,590 --> 00:23:10,883 [Yassir] ...of my entire sweater collection. 634 00:23:10,925 --> 00:23:11,968 You set this up. 635 00:23:12,009 --> 00:23:14,137 You fucking set me up to betray Mo? 636 00:23:14,178 --> 00:23:15,805 Wait, you--hold on, wait a minute. 637 00:23:15,847 --> 00:23:17,223 -No, okay. -[Mo] Betray Mo? 638 00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:18,975 So that's why you were trying to find out 639 00:23:19,016 --> 00:23:20,309 where I was so bad, K-man. 640 00:23:20,351 --> 00:23:22,103 Yeah, so you could have Blair's goons scoop me up? 641 00:23:22,145 --> 00:23:24,147 No, that was not--No, he told me he wanted to call you 642 00:23:24,188 --> 00:23:25,857 -to tell you good news, right? -I just heard you! 643 00:23:25,898 --> 00:23:27,525 -Good news, he said to me-- -Wait! 644 00:23:27,567 --> 00:23:29,485 So that's why you were the only person 645 00:23:29,527 --> 00:23:32,113 that was taken out of here for questioning? 646 00:23:32,155 --> 00:23:34,073 -[Wayne] Brava. -Holy shit. 647 00:23:34,115 --> 00:23:36,784 - I knew, once he had a black eye, 648 00:23:36,826 --> 00:23:38,119 that it was his ruse. 649 00:23:38,161 --> 00:23:40,413 A true black eye wouldn't appear 650 00:23:40,455 --> 00:23:43,082 until hours later, not until the capillaries 651 00:23:43,124 --> 00:23:44,667 leaked into the surrounding tissue, 652 00:23:44,709 --> 00:23:48,963 but for a former theater kid with a small bruise kit, 653 00:23:49,005 --> 00:23:50,965 he could make it look convincing... 654 00:23:51,007 --> 00:23:53,050 and fetching, I might add. 655 00:23:53,092 --> 00:23:56,179 -Thank you, Wayne. -Yeah, thank you, Wayne. 656 00:23:56,220 --> 00:23:59,265 And you, you really think that one of us 657 00:23:59,307 --> 00:24:01,100 is behind this thing, trying to kill you? 658 00:24:01,142 --> 00:24:03,436 [scoffs] You really do need a checkup from the neck up, 659 00:24:03,478 --> 00:24:06,272 'cause if you keep this shit up, one of us really might. 660 00:24:06,314 --> 00:24:09,817 Oh, Mo, Dawn just wanted to be friends, huh? 661 00:24:11,736 --> 00:24:12,695 Let me tell you something. 662 00:24:12,737 --> 00:24:14,780 Me not marrying Dawn was the best thing 663 00:24:14,822 --> 00:24:16,032 -that ever happened to me. -Oh. 664 00:24:16,073 --> 00:24:18,451 -Wait, wait, what? -Okay, no, no, not like that. 665 00:24:18,493 --> 00:24:20,328 Don't let him fuck us up. That's not what-- 666 00:24:20,369 --> 00:24:21,621 You know what? Fuck you, Blair. 667 00:24:21,662 --> 00:24:25,124 -No, no, no, fuck you, Mo. -Fuck my life. 668 00:24:25,166 --> 00:24:26,209 Fuck 'em all. Remember that? 669 00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:27,835 You wish I would have married your ass, 670 00:24:27,877 --> 00:24:29,921 which is why you asked three times. 671 00:24:29,962 --> 00:24:32,048 That's some simple-ass hat trick shit. 672 00:24:32,089 --> 00:24:34,050 No, I'm glad you said no to me, 673 00:24:34,091 --> 00:24:35,176 because if you'd said yes, 674 00:24:35,218 --> 00:24:38,346 I would have never met the love of my life. 675 00:24:39,347 --> 00:24:40,473 -Yeah? -Yeah. 676 00:24:40,515 --> 00:24:42,642 -Yeah, that's right? -That's right, Dawn. 677 00:24:42,683 --> 00:24:43,893 And it drives you crazy. 678 00:24:43,935 --> 00:24:45,311 That's why you stole her from me. 679 00:24:45,353 --> 00:24:48,064 I didn't steal her. I saved her from you. 680 00:24:48,105 --> 00:24:51,150 You wish that we had had the same kind of relationship 681 00:24:51,192 --> 00:24:52,527 that Nomi and I have. 682 00:24:52,568 --> 00:24:55,279 Is that why Nomi asked me to hold on to her ring? 683 00:24:55,321 --> 00:24:57,990 The real reason is 'cause she doesn't want anyone to know 684 00:24:58,032 --> 00:25:00,117 she's fucking engaged to you. 685 00:25:00,159 --> 00:25:02,245 And scene! 686 00:25:02,286 --> 00:25:05,414 Congratulations for telling each other lies. 687 00:25:05,456 --> 00:25:06,832 Let me tell you something. 688 00:25:06,874 --> 00:25:08,209 There is a long history of labels 689 00:25:08,251 --> 00:25:11,337 making their artists seem single for record sales. 690 00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:13,798 -Yeah? -Want some examples? 691 00:25:18,469 --> 00:25:21,097 Give me a fucking break. I'll come up with some. 692 00:25:21,138 --> 00:25:23,099 I'm on the spot. I don't have anybody. 693 00:25:23,140 --> 00:25:24,684 Yeah, 'cause you're fucking wrong. 694 00:25:24,725 --> 00:25:27,228 The truth is it's got nothing to do with her being engaged 695 00:25:27,270 --> 00:25:30,022 and everything to do with her being engaged to you. 696 00:25:30,064 --> 00:25:32,108 It's you, Mo. It's fucking you. 697 00:25:32,149 --> 00:25:35,945 If you were young and cool, you'd help her career. 698 00:25:35,987 --> 00:25:38,072 -But you're not. -[Keith] God damn it! 699 00:25:38,114 --> 00:25:41,367 This group is so fucking easily distractible! 700 00:25:41,409 --> 00:25:45,246 Okay, we are here because this guy set us up, 701 00:25:45,288 --> 00:25:47,456 and he's the reason I'm not gonna see my kids again. 702 00:25:47,498 --> 00:25:49,500 And the reason that I'm gonna miss 703 00:25:49,542 --> 00:25:51,210 Nomi's album release party. 704 00:25:51,252 --> 00:25:54,005 Yeah, you're the reason that we are gonna miss 705 00:25:54,046 --> 00:25:55,339 Nomi's album release party! 706 00:25:55,381 --> 00:25:57,258 Which is still very upsetting to me. 707 00:25:57,300 --> 00:25:58,342 [Blair] Okay! 708 00:25:58,384 --> 00:25:59,802 -It's upsetting to all of us! -So what? 709 00:25:59,844 --> 00:26:01,887 Okay, I'm sorry. 710 00:26:01,929 --> 00:26:04,140 I'm just so tired 711 00:26:04,181 --> 00:26:07,476 of feeling like I'm the bad guy. 712 00:26:08,811 --> 00:26:10,396 You are. 713 00:26:19,905 --> 00:26:21,907 [Keith] Oh! 714 00:26:21,949 --> 00:26:23,117 Man down! 715 00:26:23,159 --> 00:26:24,243 Back the fuck up, Mo! 716 00:26:24,285 --> 00:26:25,745 -[Keith] Finally, someone-- -Fuck you! 717 00:26:25,786 --> 00:26:27,580 -I feel like you don't-- -What the fuck, Yassir? 718 00:26:27,622 --> 00:26:31,500 -Wayne, this is for the ladies! -[door opens] 719 00:26:31,542 --> 00:26:34,003 -Fuck all of y'all! -[agent] Hey, that's enough. 720 00:26:34,045 --> 00:26:35,296 You're all free to go. 721 00:26:35,338 --> 00:26:37,632 [agent] We only have the black site till nine, 722 00:26:37,673 --> 00:26:39,091 so scram. 723 00:26:39,133 --> 00:26:41,427 [Dawn] And shut the fuck up! 724 00:26:41,469 --> 00:26:43,012 -[Yassir] Jesus. -[Dawn] Little bitches. 725 00:26:43,054 --> 00:26:44,889 [Keith] What the fuck did I do? 726 00:26:44,930 --> 00:26:47,767 '80s synth music 727 00:26:48,726 --> 00:26:51,395 I was on my way to the Met to drop off a big wig 728 00:26:51,437 --> 00:26:53,564 when the cops jumped in and made me drive here, 729 00:26:53,606 --> 00:26:55,191 but at least I can drive you guys home. 730 00:26:55,232 --> 00:26:57,443 There's plenty of room for everyone. 731 00:26:57,485 --> 00:26:59,028 I'll pull it around. 732 00:26:59,070 --> 00:27:01,864 Hey, Wayne, you said you, uh, knew 733 00:27:01,906 --> 00:27:04,950 who tried to kill Blair and who killed all the others, 734 00:27:04,992 --> 00:27:07,995 -the last mystery. -Absolutely. 735 00:27:08,037 --> 00:27:09,664 The killer's obviously-- 736 00:27:09,705 --> 00:27:13,459 Hey, check this out-- a remote lock/unlock. 737 00:27:13,501 --> 00:27:16,170 [chuckles] Isn't that rad? 738 00:27:16,212 --> 00:27:18,255 Fucking technology. 739 00:27:18,297 --> 00:27:20,132 [car beeps] 740 00:27:20,174 --> 00:27:22,301 -[Dawn screams] -[Yassir retches] 741 00:27:22,343 --> 00:27:26,847 Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies 742 00:27:26,889 --> 00:27:28,224 Tell me lies 743 00:27:28,265 --> 00:27:30,226 Tell me, tell me lies 744 00:27:30,267 --> 00:27:33,813 Oh, no, no, you can't disguise 745 00:27:35,189 --> 00:27:36,399 You can't disguise 746 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:37,942 No, you can't disguise 747 00:27:37,983 --> 00:27:41,153 Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies 748 00:27:42,405 --> 00:27:43,698 Tell me lies 749 00:27:43,739 --> 00:27:45,616 Tell me, tell me lies 750 00:27:45,658 --> 00:27:48,828 Oh, no, no, you can't disguise 751 00:27:50,204 --> 00:27:51,997 You can't disguise 752 00:27:52,039 --> 00:27:53,457 No, you can't disguise 753 00:27:53,499 --> 00:27:56,502 Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies 754 00:28:16,230 --> 00:28:19,817 Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies 755 00:28:22,319 --> 00:28:33,246 Tell me, tell me lies