1 00:00:02,043 --> 00:00:03,670 [Tiff] Previously on Black Monday... 2 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:05,547 Just let little old Keithy 3 00:00:05,588 --> 00:00:06,840 take care of the funeral arrangements. 4 00:00:06,881 --> 00:00:09,467 [Blair] Are the pallbearers modeling Pfaffashions? 5 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:10,260 It's genius, right? 6 00:00:10,301 --> 00:00:12,721 Mike? Holy shit, are those Skants? 7 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:14,848 I call it an ass cape. 8 00:00:14,889 --> 00:00:17,684 To the two most important girls in my life. 9 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:18,727 Dawn told me everything. 10 00:00:18,768 --> 00:00:20,353 She's a really good friend to you, Mo. 11 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,147 [Blair] Two people very close to me 12 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:24,149 were killed under mysterious circumstances. 13 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:26,192 I'm afraid I might be next. 14 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:27,861 [person screams] 15 00:00:27,902 --> 00:00:29,738 Uh, no refunds. 16 00:00:30,613 --> 00:00:33,408 slow jazz music 17 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:35,744 [Mo] Nomi, I'm telling you, you're never gonna guess. 18 00:00:35,785 --> 00:00:36,995 [Nomi] Well, I know we're on an elevator 19 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,538 based on the feeling in my feet... 20 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:39,289 [Mo] No. 21 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:40,749 ...and this shitty elevator music. 22 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:43,835 Okay, but to be fair, it could be anywhere, 23 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,587 and I'm surprised that a jazz fiend 24 00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:47,172 such as yourself would call it shitty. 25 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:49,090 And it's Saturday, so the office will be empty. 26 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:51,051 Oh, my God, will you stop? 27 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:52,677 You're gonna ruin your whole birthday thing. 28 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:53,803 Well, then if I had to guess... 29 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:56,181 Which I have asked you not to do. 30 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:59,559 ...I would say you're taking me back to the studio.... 31 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:00,393 No. 32 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:03,605 ...to re-create the magic of the night we met. 33 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:06,649 -Mo, that's perfect. -Mm-hmm. 34 00:01:06,691 --> 00:01:09,069 -We can chase our instincts... -Mm-hmm. 35 00:01:09,110 --> 00:01:11,738 -...our whims, our tails. -Mm. 36 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:12,906 You are so far off. 37 00:01:12,947 --> 00:01:14,324 -Oh, am I? -Uh-huh. 38 00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:16,534 Well, let me start off with a little surprise for you. 39 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:18,995 -Okay. -Close your eyes. 40 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:21,831 Mm-hmm. [chuckles] 41 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:24,417 -[elevator bell dings] -Okay, open up. 42 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:25,168 [zipper scratches] 43 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:26,711 -Oh, no, Nomi, no. -No? 44 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:27,962 [Mo] No, no, Nomi, Nomi. 45 00:01:28,004 --> 00:01:28,963 -Oh, yeah? -Wait, no! 46 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:32,967 This is--Nomi! There's jazz--Nomi! 47 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:34,636 -Nomi, Nomi! -[Nomi] Come and get me. 48 00:01:34,677 --> 00:01:38,598 Nomi, no! Oh, no, no, no, Nomi! 49 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:42,685 No, no, no, no, no, shit. [chuckles] 50 00:01:42,727 --> 00:01:45,480 Hey, fellas. [chuckles] 51 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,943 hip-hop music 52 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:54,197 People, we have an image crisis on our hands. 53 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:55,240 And don't forget blood. 54 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:56,533 I mean, it's kind of hard not to 55 00:01:56,574 --> 00:01:58,034 because it was so nightmarish. 56 00:01:58,076 --> 00:02:00,161 Keith, your festive festival food choice 57 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:03,581 reflects the same poor judgment that got us into this mess. 58 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:05,458 Ugh, why are you eating that? 59 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,335 I lead a very active business lifestyle. 60 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:08,837 I need a lunch that can keep up. 61 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:11,798 All right, HGTV, as our church elders can attest, 62 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,050 is not new to image crisis-ies." 63 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:16,970 Is that how you--the plural should be, like, "crises." 64 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:18,847 -"Crisis-es." -"To-may-to," "to-mah-to." 65 00:02:18,888 --> 00:02:19,889 Well, no, 'cause "to-may-to," "to-mah-to" 66 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:20,974 is just a pronunciation thing. 67 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:22,100 This is more about a pluralization. 68 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,184 -Okay, Keith-- -I'm just saying. 69 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:24,310 It'd be like "tomatoes," "tomatoes." 70 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:27,981 The point is, we've been down this road before. 71 00:02:28,022 --> 00:02:31,943 Back in 1977, we briefly became a snake church 72 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,195 until many parishioners died, 73 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,656 which is when we became an anti-snake church... 74 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:37,782 -Okay. -...until even more 75 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,701 parishioners died while pursuing said snakes, 76 00:02:39,742 --> 00:02:42,036 which is how we became 77 00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:46,207 the snake-neutral church that you know and love today. 78 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:47,709 That's how I lost my wife 79 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:49,878 back when snake marriage was legal. 80 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,380 Jeremiah, when you violate the basic laws of nature, 81 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:54,382 there's-there's gonna be some fallout. 82 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:56,759 -So sorry for your loss. -[Corkie] Anyway, 83 00:02:56,801 --> 00:03:00,013 HGTV and Pfaffashion need to issue 84 00:03:00,054 --> 00:03:02,473 a joint televised apology honoring the victim. 85 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:04,184 [Keith] Wait a second. We got our money. 86 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:05,852 The IPO is back on track. 87 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,103 I don't understand why Pfaffashions 88 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:08,521 has to apologize for HGTV. 89 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:10,148 I don't understand why you're still here. 90 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,733 -Ouch. -[Corkie] Tiff, 91 00:03:11,774 --> 00:03:13,359 -you're a smart... -[Tiff] Yes. 92 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:14,694 -...media-savvy... -Yes. 93 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:15,778 -...responsible... -Yeah. 94 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:16,905 -...religious... -No. 95 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:17,822 -...woman. -I am. 96 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,365 I want you to produce this spot 97 00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:21,784 while I work on buying off the victim's widow. 98 00:03:21,826 --> 00:03:23,453 -Oh, I shall at once. -[Corkie] Great. 99 00:03:23,494 --> 00:03:27,332 Jeremiah and Hezekiah have already written a script. 100 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:29,918 Tiff, I want you to stick to it word for word. 101 00:03:29,959 --> 00:03:31,586 -Okay. -And, Keith, 102 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:32,795 you can suck stick. 103 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:33,588 Gladly. 104 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,965 upbeat music 105 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:37,091 You are gonna love 106 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:39,052 your new FBI-installed security system, sir. 107 00:03:39,093 --> 00:03:40,637 The agent gave me the full rundown. 108 00:03:40,678 --> 00:03:43,139 Ah, well, it'll be nice to have a place to feel safe 109 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:45,141 with an assassin plotting against me. 110 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:46,601 Well, this triple-bolt action lock 111 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:47,769 will keep anyone out. 112 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:48,811 As for surveillance-- 113 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:49,938 Yes, when do they put in the cameras? 114 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:51,064 Last week. 115 00:03:51,105 --> 00:03:52,315 Our FBI hidden camera system is so discreet, 116 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:54,984 you'll never know where, when, or how we installed it. 117 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:56,819 Werner. 118 00:03:56,861 --> 00:03:57,946 Guess where the camera is. 119 00:03:57,987 --> 00:03:59,280 It's amazing. I can't even see it. 120 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:00,448 'Cause there's not one. 121 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:02,116 They had to lose it to cover all the bathrooms. 122 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:03,117 Werner. 123 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:05,328 Bathrooms? [sighs] 124 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,330 'Cause the one downstairs is where I go to take a sh-- 125 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:09,123 No, believe me, they know. 126 00:04:09,165 --> 00:04:11,167 Okay, but the one upstairs is where I go to mastur-- 127 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:12,627 They know, sir. 128 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,629 They're working on getting you a coach for that. 129 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:15,505 -Werner. -Oh, by the way, 130 00:04:15,546 --> 00:04:16,965 they suggest that you get them a copy 131 00:04:17,006 --> 00:04:18,341 of your enemies list ASAP. 132 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:20,134 I don't have a list of my enemies. 133 00:04:20,176 --> 00:04:22,470 The killer is not gonna be someone close to me 134 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:25,515 who goes unsuspected until the final moment. 135 00:04:25,556 --> 00:04:28,142 Sir, political assassination has been around since Jesus. 136 00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:29,978 Now, that was just Jew-on-Jew crime, 137 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:31,813 but today you can't rule anyone out. 138 00:04:31,854 --> 00:04:35,149 But don't worry. We'll find him. 139 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:37,151 I might have misspoken there. You should worry. 140 00:04:37,193 --> 00:04:38,194 Somebody's out to kill you. 141 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:40,238 But maybe not too much. 142 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,115 Try to find a happy balance. 143 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:47,245 -[door clicks shut] -Werner? 144 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:51,582 Baby, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. 145 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:53,209 I thought you were yelling, "Nomi." 146 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:55,503 I was saying, "No, Nomi, no." 147 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,297 -You think this is funny? -A little bit. 148 00:04:57,338 --> 00:05:00,508 Baby, come on, I booked the best string section in New York 149 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:03,094 along with commissioning a-a song to be arranged 150 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,388 and composed by fucking Klaus Pinkwater. 151 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:08,516 I'm sorry, I'm-I'm still just a little shook. 152 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:12,145 -Just no more surprises, okay? -No, no, no, no more surprises. 153 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:14,856 [sniffs] Oh, happy birthday, girl! 154 00:05:14,897 --> 00:05:16,274 -[laughs] -[Nomi] Oh! 155 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,484 -[Dawn] Bring it in. -[Nomi] Hey, look at you! 156 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:21,112 [Mo] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 157 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,238 Why are you in here? 158 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,449 And what the fuck is happening here? 159 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,451 Well, I'm here to pick up my paycheck, 160 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:29,037 and at $380 a week, you're screwing 161 00:05:29,078 --> 00:05:30,955 your secretaries harder than most bosses, 162 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,665 except out of money and not in the ass. 163 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:35,752 Mm, well, at $380 a week, you could argue it's both. 164 00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:37,670 -Ah, my girl! -Mm-hmm. 165 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:38,463 [laughs sarcastically] 166 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:39,630 And I'm in here because I know 167 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:41,799 this is where you keep all the good... 168 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:42,925 [sniffs] ...booze. 169 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:44,218 But since you guys are here, 170 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:47,055 I made Nomi a bomb-ass birthday mix. 171 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:48,306 -What? No. -Yes. 172 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,350 [laughs] I don't--what's happening? 173 00:05:50,391 --> 00:05:52,602 Hmm? Well, when you told me Dawn was the one 174 00:05:52,643 --> 00:05:55,355 who got me put on the radio, I made her a thank-you mix. 175 00:05:55,396 --> 00:05:57,523 And we've been trading back and forth ever since. 176 00:05:57,565 --> 00:06:00,193 Turns out, we've got the same taste in tunes. 177 00:06:00,234 --> 00:06:01,569 Among other things. 178 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,821 [laughter] 179 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,198 Oh, God, look at him, Nom'. 180 00:06:05,239 --> 00:06:06,449 Steam's about to blast out of his ears 181 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,743 like that little robot bitch from Small Wonder. 182 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,328 Oh, I hate that show. 183 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,164 How does no one find it fucked that a middle-aged man 184 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,333 built an anatomically correct young girl 185 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,667 -to do housework and shit... -It's crazy. 186 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:18,169 ...in a small, frilly fucking red dress? 187 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,921 Everybody fucking hates Small Wonder. 188 00:06:19,962 --> 00:06:21,964 Whoa, just chill, Mo, all right? 189 00:06:22,006 --> 00:06:23,257 It's cool. 190 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:25,927 But what's not cool is you not telling me about this. 191 00:06:25,968 --> 00:06:28,388 Look, when we recorded that demo, 192 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:30,473 that was my first time recording anything ever, 193 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:31,849 and now you want me to go out there 194 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:32,934 and record with these pros? 195 00:06:32,975 --> 00:06:34,310 Babe, you're a pro, okay? 196 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:35,728 You were a pro from go. 197 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:38,398 But listen, this day is about you, okay? 198 00:06:38,439 --> 00:06:41,192 If you wanna ditch this shit and split a milkshake with Dawn 199 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,152 and talk about my magic dick 200 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:45,530 while I quietly light myself on fire, 201 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,907 no, go ahead; it's your party. 202 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:49,283 Oh, boy, I get it. 203 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:51,202 Looks like a classic Mo fuckup. 204 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,495 Trust me, this guy fucks up 205 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:54,622 more than a horse banging a giraffe. 206 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:55,706 Mm. 207 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:57,792 But? 208 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:01,421 But this-this might also be the most thoughtful fuckup 209 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:03,714 I've ever seen this fuckup make. 210 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:06,092 [sucks teeth] Your man takes big swings, girl, 211 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:08,010 'cause he loves you. 212 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,596 [sucks teeth] Fuck it. I'm in. 213 00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:12,974 -Great! -On one condition. 214 00:07:13,015 --> 00:07:14,475 Dawn, can you please stay? 215 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,227 I mean, not only do you get me musically, 216 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,938 but it'd be nice to have a lady friend around. 217 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:20,148 [stammers] 218 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:22,692 Okay, okay, well, I guess then "fuck its" all around. 219 00:07:22,733 --> 00:07:24,235 Hey, "fuck its" all around, great. 220 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:27,488 Okay, now let's go make some kickass... 221 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:30,199 smooth jazz! [laughs] 222 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:32,076 Really, $380? 223 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:33,286 The guy who cleans the shitter makes-- 224 00:07:33,327 --> 00:07:34,495 Actually has a job. 225 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:35,621 Oh, I'm doing a job, all right. 226 00:07:35,663 --> 00:07:37,081 -What's your job here? -I'm pretty much keeping 227 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:38,249 your fucking relationship out of the shitter. 228 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,251 Wipe your nose. 229 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:41,627 Fuck you. 230 00:07:41,669 --> 00:07:42,795 [Keith] Tiff, we need to talk. 231 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:44,464 Ugh, make it quick, 'cause I'm just under 232 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:46,007 so much pressure from Corkie. 233 00:07:46,048 --> 00:07:47,675 Yeah, me, too, with Larry, but-- 234 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,802 I'm just not used to working so hard 235 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:51,220 or working, full stop. 236 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:53,806 Listen, all due, fuck that dead loser. 237 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:55,183 That's HGTV's problem. 238 00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:57,310 And also, fuck HGTV. 239 00:07:57,351 --> 00:08:00,605 We've got a much bigger set of customers we can sell to, 240 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:02,440 and if we make our ad too religious, 241 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,441 we might lose it. 242 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,860 But only churches buy Skants. 243 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,278 That's what I thought too. 244 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,696 Then I checked the sales data 245 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:11,866 and, uh, found a pretty interesting demographic. 246 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:13,242 Hmm. 247 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:17,455 -Gay club kids? -Yeah, but look closer. 248 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,831 From an ass-eye view, 249 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:22,335 all these club queens are Skants-ily clad. 250 00:08:22,376 --> 00:08:25,838 Keith, do you have any idea what this means? 251 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:28,799 Everyone knows that style trends start with the gays 252 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:30,635 and end with television comedy writers. 253 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:33,554 Exactly, so why are we worried about a dead guy 254 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:37,725 when our company should be focused on live gays? 255 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:40,269 -[Mike] Keith? -[Keith] Mike! 256 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:41,729 Oh, what are you doing here? 257 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:44,398 -Tiff Georgina-Pfaff? -Um... 258 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:45,566 It's TG fucking PF. 259 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:46,692 [Mike]I can't even. 260 00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:48,694 When America's most kidnapped denim heiress 261 00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:51,656 cried on HGTV, it completely changed the way 262 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:54,033 I obsess over public meltdowns. 263 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,826 We have something you need to see. 264 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:58,496 Oh. [laughs] 265 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:02,625 A gay icon and passing straight realness. 266 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,585 You're pulling out all the stops. 267 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:05,753 I like the dog collar. 268 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:08,005 -Oh, woof, woof. -[Tiff] Keith, look! 269 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:10,466 They're all me! [laughs] 270 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,843 Look at all these drag Tiffs! 271 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:16,889 You have no idea how... many notes I have. 272 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:21,894 dramatic music 273 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,437 Come on. 274 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:26,857 You don't have any friends who are secretly enemies. 275 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,986 What would you even call them, 276 00:09:30,027 --> 00:09:31,320 "enemends"? 277 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:33,531 -[car horn blares] -Okay, keep it together. 278 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,658 Uh, okay, a good start would be 279 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:38,578 not talking to ourselves like a total psycho, 280 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:40,496 especially in total psycho plural first person. 281 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:41,581 [siren wails] 282 00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:43,541 Why don't we just, uh, kick back and relax 283 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,085 and watch some TV in the bedroom? 284 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:53,426 [lock thuds] 285 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:56,470 Ahh. 286 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:59,473 [exhales forcefully] 287 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:01,851 -[sighs] -[TV clicks on] 288 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:03,436 That's better. 289 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:15,197 [ensemble playing soft jazz music] 290 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:25,499 How can it be 291 00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:26,584 Could-- 292 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,753 Shit, I-- did I start at the wrong part? 293 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,338 I'm not used to reading sheet music. 294 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:32,256 No, no, babe, it was great. It's beautiful. 295 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,216 I think the song just wants to start earlier, 296 00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:35,676 that's all, so let's cut a bar. 297 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:37,386 Take it back from the top, guys. 298 00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:39,180 We're gonna take it back from the top, Bruce. 299 00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:41,349 Relax, it'll be great. 300 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:52,735 How can it be 301 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,612 Okay, that one was my fault. 302 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,490 [laughing] Okay, tell you what. Let's cut two bars. 303 00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:58,658 I think that's the secret sauce. 304 00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:01,535 Two bars, Brucey, cutting two bars, okay. 305 00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:02,912 It sounds great to me... 306 00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:04,872 [muffled] ...girl! Don't worry. 307 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:06,207 -I love it. -She can't hear you. 308 00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:07,541 You have to press this. 309 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,627 Oh, okay. I said... 310 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,628 [yelling] ...it sounds good, girl! 311 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,879 -Fuck. -You don't have to yell. 312 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,923 -[Mo] You don't have to yell! -You can just... 313 00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:15,508 -Oh. -[Mo] Sorry, let's go again. 314 00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:16,509 Okay, back from the top. 315 00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:18,719 We're gonna get it. Don't you worry. 316 00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:21,389 "Wonderlove," take six... 317 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:22,390 ty-three. 318 00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:23,516 -[sighs] -[Mo] Hang on. 319 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:24,850 Brucey, I'm--one note. Just one second. 320 00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:27,978 -Oh, Jesus. -This isn't Nomi's fault. 321 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,438 It's jazz music. 322 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,399 [sniffing] Mm, mm-mm. 323 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,275 You see? I'm still sleepy. 324 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:35,486 [laughter] 325 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,904 But in order for it to work in the song, 326 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,739 you understand, the lyric, it's gotta rhyme, right? 327 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:40,700 So it's-it's "moving all mischievous, 328 00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:42,368 dancing all devious." 329 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:45,496 - eerie music -[muffled dialogue] 330 00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:53,713 [heartbeat thumping] 331 00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:01,262 And you see here, for the rhyme to work in the next line-- 332 00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:02,471 And I wouldn't even know that 333 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,265 because we haven't even gotten that far. 334 00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:05,683 -Oh. -[Nomi] Yeah? 335 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,351 Excuse me. 336 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:09,437 -[Mo] Nomi. -Excuse me. 337 00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:11,272 Oh, boy, here we go. 338 00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:15,025 It's-it's fine. 339 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,611 [door clicks open] 340 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,780 -Hey. -Hey. 341 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:23,200 So you're not cooking with jazz... 342 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,702 yet, you know? 343 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:28,497 But...it's not on you, Nomi. 344 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,750 Of course it is. 345 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:34,086 Look, Dawn, 346 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:36,714 just like Mo's been lying about his foot, 347 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,966 I've been hiding something too. 348 00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:43,637 I am not a fucking jazz singer. 349 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:47,475 I don't even like this dentist chair dog shit. 350 00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:50,478 Mo just so happened to have met me at my jazz gig, 351 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:52,897 and he assumed that jazz was my thing too. 352 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,315 And-and I didn't correct him 353 00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:56,525 'cause everything was going so right, 354 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,110 but if that Friday had been a Thursday, 355 00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:01,405 he would've caught me singing honky-tonk country at BARn. 356 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,908 -Barn? -BARn. 357 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,327 Capital B-A-R, lowercase N. 358 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:07,703 -It's a bar. -Oh. 359 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:08,662 It's a barn. 360 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:11,499 It's a really racist work environment. 361 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:12,625 -Sounds like it. -Yeah. 362 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:16,587 Um, but the point is, jazz is just a job. 363 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,755 I mean, you heard my mixes. 364 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,425 I like tunes you can shake your ass to. 365 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,761 But I just didn't want to disappoint Mo. 366 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:28,516 He told me that he has never believed in anyone as much 367 00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:32,812 or fallen in love as fast or as deep. 368 00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:36,732 -Hmm. -Yeah, I know, right? 369 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:39,527 -May I? -Oh, no, go ahead. 370 00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:40,903 Thank you. [clears throat] 371 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,739 But this music is-- it just isn't me. 372 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,032 -Mm-hmm. -And I know 373 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,451 what you're gonna say, that I need to just be honest. 374 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,954 No, no, uh... 375 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,622 if you tell Mo the truth, you'll embarrass him, 376 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,791 and he'll bug out like Goldblum. 377 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,793 -Hmm. -The Fly. 378 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,087 -Mm. -Yeah. 379 00:13:58,128 --> 00:13:59,505 So what do I do? 380 00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:05,344 Uh, well, leave it to me. 381 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:06,637 Yeah. 382 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,933 Yeah, I've got a master's at managing Mo...st men. 383 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:14,186 -Just follow my lead, okay? -Okay. 384 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:17,857 Also, for the record, was that a quote from Mo? 385 00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:21,735 The, um, deeper, deep, fast thing? 386 00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:25,072 Oh, yeah, yeah, that's, uh-- that's what he said. 387 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,157 Yeah, we fell in love pretty fast. 388 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:27,992 Hmm. 389 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,493 Yeah, just like... [snaps] 390 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,747 -Yeah. -Mm. 391 00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:37,334 dramatic music 392 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:40,504 [alarms blaring] 393 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,508 [TV clicks on] 394 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,886 [Blair] What the-- 395 00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,638 Who are you vultures? 396 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:53,225 RNC, NSC, CIA? 397 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:56,854 DGA? 398 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,314 I-I don't know how to make this script work 399 00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:01,609 for hard-core religious zealots and hard-core party boys. 400 00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:04,028 Look, Corkie said stick to the script, 401 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,030 but she didn't say a word about casting. 402 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:08,115 Keith, we cannot veer too far from Corkie's vision. 403 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,075 We're not, besides firing all the apostles 404 00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,577 and hiring Mike and his friends 405 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,037 and adding a sexy Mary Magdalene-- 406 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:14,413 you know, the straight love interest 407 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,456 for our super-hot Jesus-- 408 00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:16,749 just to kind of cover our bases, 409 00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:20,127 which I did 20 minutes ago, which she won't even notice. 410 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,588 [both] But no other changes. 411 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,467 dramatic music 412 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:28,469 [Blair] Who the hell? 413 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:29,678 [gasps] 414 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,639 Christ. 415 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,681 [groans] 416 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:36,602 The power of you compels you. 417 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:37,645 Wait. 418 00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:39,563 All political assassinations started with... 419 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,441 -Jesus. -[TVs clicking] 420 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:43,400 Oh. 421 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:46,820 Oh, God. Oh, God! 422 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,740 What's happening to me? 423 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,951 There, try it now. 424 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,619 [switch clicks] 425 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:54,828 [sighs] 426 00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,205 -Aha, all right! -[laughs] 427 00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,998 Everybody got that 16-hour second wind? 428 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,000 [chuckles] Yeah. You guys good? 429 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,293 Let's have some fun. 430 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,670 All right, Brucey, hit it. Let's do it. 431 00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,964 Ah, yes, so I have an idea. 432 00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,006 I cannot hear you, Dawn. 433 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,425 Okay. Wait. I'm sorry. How does this-- 434 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,677 Okay. Yes. 435 00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:12,429 Uh, Mo, I'm not a producer 436 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,847 like you, but... 437 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:16,976 what do you think if maybe we up the tempo a bit, 438 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,853 like double time or double-double time? 439 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:23,983 Hmm, yeah, well, you know, Dawn makes a-a fair point. 440 00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:26,986 -Ah. -She's not a producer. 441 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,196 Okay, so we agree. 442 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,782 And while we're at it, how about we add, 443 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,910 um, bass, um, some drums, 444 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,830 or anything else that makes this remotely interesting? 445 00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:40,290 [laughs] And maybe we should, um... 446 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,667 [clears throat] 447 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,502 [whispers] ...lose the strings? 448 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,880 [whispers] Yeah, whispering over the talkback doesn't work. 449 00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:48,132 Oh, can they hear me? 450 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,717 [normally] Just like muddying up the low end of the track 451 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,635 doesn't work to showcase Nomi's voice. 452 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,886 So if you don't mind, Dawn-- 453 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:55,889 But what about--you know, like you said, just for fun. 454 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:58,726 [Dawn] Ah, fun! Yes! 455 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,060 Like a birthday should be! 456 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:03,856 Uh, okay, well, Mo, let's just do something wacky. 457 00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:07,151 [laughs breathlessly] Yeah! 458 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:08,777 Oh, so you wanna get wacky? 459 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:11,697 Yeah, why don't we all just go fucking watch UHF? 460 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,907 Oh. And what is that? 461 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:15,117 It's a "Weird Al" Yankovic movie. 462 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,119 It has some really wacky-- 463 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,579 That's not the point. The point is-- 464 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:23,167 The point is, what's the harm in just shaking things up? 465 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,922 Oh, yeah. Let's shake 'em up. 466 00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,175 Let's shake 'em up, okay? Whatever you wanna do, baby. 467 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,385 Whatever you wanna do, baby. 468 00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:36,346 Who are you talking to? 469 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:40,601 Oh, no, I-I was talking to Bruce, baby. 470 00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:42,853 -Can I have your number? -Never. 471 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,146 [Bruce] Why'd you press the button? 472 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,481 [Mo] All right, let's get wacky. 473 00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:47,107 [Keith] You-you don't think we kind of strayed too far 474 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,442 from the source material, do you? 475 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,736 Show me in the Bible where it says the last supper 476 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,113 wasn't a moody, erotic, fabulous brunch 477 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,324 with a smoking-hot Jesus. 478 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,450 Action! 479 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,369 I'll never betray you, JC. 480 00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:10,547 May the Lord be with you. 481 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:18,806 [gasps] 482 00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:20,015 -[both] Cut! -[person] Cutting! 483 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,600 Hey, I just wanna check real quick-- 484 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:22,810 you know, power dynamics and all-- 485 00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:24,061 that he's not, like, preying on you, 486 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,104 making you feel uncomfortable-- 487 00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:26,313 No, I'm having fun. 488 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:29,149 Okay, sweetie, it's way too sexual. 489 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,400 She's a prostitute but not a whore. 490 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,945 Could you try to play her with, like, a modicum of class? 491 00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:34,071 Okay? 492 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,948 And that's gonna be hard, I know. 493 00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:37,366 Let's go again! Actually, cut! 494 00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:39,368 -It's just-it's not working. -We're not even rolling. 495 00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:41,495 Mary, I need to make an adjustment. 496 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,288 Jesus, I have a thought. 497 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:46,583 [ensemble playing slow jazz music] 498 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:54,341 How can it be 499 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:58,303 Can it be I wake to a dream 500 00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:02,975 There's something in the voice of your eyes 501 00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:07,980 It's something like a dove as it flies 502 00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:10,482 And all I seem to see 503 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,402 - Is you and I... -Put-put the other drums in. 504 00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:15,654 [tempo quickens] 505 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:17,447 -Bassline. -Oh, baseline. 506 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:20,117 -[Nomi] Stay and wonder -[Dawn] Where my guitars at? 507 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,660 Day and night 508 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:22,953 What about bongos or something? 509 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,955 Bongos? Add bongos! 510 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,039 [Nomi] Wonder how my love 511 00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:27,749 [Dawn] More music, synth. 512 00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:31,211 [Nomi] Came to me 513 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,629 That's it right there. 514 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:33,839 Yeah 515 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,007 [Dawn] The trumpet! 516 00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:36,633 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -The trumpet. 517 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,469 That was good. Yes, what? 518 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:40,429 Turn the horns up. 519 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,725 Spotted land 520 00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:48,020 The stones that stand 521 00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:51,857 Castles by the sea 522 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,944 Or how a child must know... 523 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:59,072 [Dawn laughs] 524 00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:02,159 Dawn, this sounds like fucking Earth Wind & Fire. 525 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,577 Love Earth, Wind & Fire. They make hits. 526 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,330 I can't hear you unless you press the fucking button, Dawn. 527 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,956 Oh, I-I'm sorry Jimmy Jamless and Terry Clueless. 528 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,041 This isn't-- 529 00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:10,083 I have ears. I know good music. 530 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,293 All right. 531 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:15,547 Came to me 532 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:16,173 Love it. 533 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,884 Came to me, yeah 534 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,637 Now I'm up. Now I don't need as much. 535 00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:25,098 My wonderlove 536 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,601 Wonderlove 537 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:28,352 [laughs] 538 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,604 -All right. Knock it off. -Yes. 539 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,231 [Mo] The synthesizers, the drum machine, 540 00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,399 -just knock it off, right? -But you knew with the bongos. 541 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:35,651 [Bruce] It's all about the bongos, really. 542 00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,402 [Dawn] Yeah, 'cause it-- The-the what do you call it? 543 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,321 [Mo] Hey, Dawn? Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Guys. 544 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,781 -[engineer speaking quietly] -[Dawn] Yeah, a writer. 545 00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:41,907 -That was amazing. -[Dawn] What? 546 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,117 -That was so great. -[Dawn] You were amazing! 547 00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:46,411 -[Nomi] Oh, my God! -[Dawn] You were-- 548 00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,456 So good, so good. 549 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,208 But if we could have the room for a second, 550 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,417 that would be great, you know? 551 00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:53,710 Gonna air out some differences 552 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,462 between old friends, you know, creative differences, 553 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:56,964 all that shit-- real quick, real quick, babe. 554 00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:59,758 -Great job, Nomi. -Real quick, thanks. 555 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,888 I'm thinking-- 556 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,599 -Get the fuck out, Bruce! -[Bruce] All right. 557 00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:12,187 [scoffs] 558 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:14,982 -[Dawn] All right. [grunts] -[Mo] Wow. 559 00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:16,650 What the fuck? 560 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:17,484 Oh. 561 00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,987 I did you a favor letting you fake work 562 00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,863 here at this no-show job 563 00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:22,990 thinking that your competitive ass 564 00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,075 wouldn't try to big clit me as usual. 565 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,243 Guess the joke's on me, huh? 566 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,453 Well, would you look at that? I showed, yo. 567 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:29,705 -Oh, yeah? -And thank God. 568 00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:31,331 I'm the only thing holding you and Nomi together. 569 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,250 So maybe chill with the favor shit, 570 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,751 'cause I think I've got the lifetime edge 571 00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,003 for going to goddamn prison 572 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:38,130 so that you wouldn't spend a lifetime behind bars. 573 00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:39,923 I'm glad you brought prison up, 'cause I've been thinking, 574 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,967 is that where you lost your ambition, Dawn? 575 00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,260 -What? -Is that what happened? 576 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,012 Maybe you need to spend some time retracing those steps 577 00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:46,680 instead of coming in here and fucking blowing my life 578 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:50,225 and all my coke while your life needs the fucking Jaws of Life 579 00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:52,019 because it's a flaming fucking wreck. 580 00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:53,603 Well, what have you been doing since you got out, Dawn? 581 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,355 What have you been doing? Who have you been doing? 582 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:56,565 Maybe that's an easier question. 583 00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:57,441 No one. 584 00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:58,817 Well, we know that's a goddamn lie, right? 585 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,569 'Cause you done one, son. 586 00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:02,904 Oh, okay, fuck it. You know what? 587 00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:04,823 Two people. 588 00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,158 -Two? -Unless head counts. 589 00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:07,492 You know what? Fuck it. 590 00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:09,578 Three people, and the only fuck I'm ashamed of 591 00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:11,997 since I got out of the joint is you. 592 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:17,127 -Oh, that's nice. Yeah. -Yeah. 593 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,837 Well, you know, maybe this whole friends thing 594 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:20,047 isn't really working out. 595 00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:22,341 Yeah, maybe 'cause all day, all I've been doing 596 00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:24,760 is trying to be your friend and help you. 597 00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:26,386 -Mm. -This is bullshit. 598 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,472 Telling everyone that you've changed. 599 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:31,433 You turned her birthday into the fucking Mo show. 600 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:34,019 [laughing] What? This is all for her! 601 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:36,063 So booking your musical heroes 602 00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:37,522 and your favorite composer 603 00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:40,817 to write and record your song was for her? 604 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:44,237 Okay, you know what? She's the fucking artist, dude! 605 00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:45,280 I know that. 606 00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:46,656 Isn't that what this whole trip is, hmm? 607 00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:49,326 To protect the music, keep it pure. 608 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,453 But no, this is another ego trip, right? 609 00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:52,829 -It's a what? -Yeah. 610 00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:53,497 -A what? -Yeah. 611 00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:55,123 -What? -I see you, Mo. 612 00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:58,168 I fucking see you, and you're mad but not at me. 613 00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,503 You're mad at you, 'cause no matter 614 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:03,423 what you tell yourself, today and every fucking day 615 00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:05,258 is still all about you. 616 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:07,219 Do you have any idea how much pressure 617 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:08,512 -you put on that poor girl? -Oh, my God. 618 00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:09,596 -Did you ever-- -She's trying to make it. 619 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:10,555 Who gives a shit? It's pressure. 620 00:23:10,597 --> 00:23:11,723 What do you mean who gives a shit? 621 00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:14,101 Did you ever hear that pressure busts pipes? 622 00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:15,602 Did you ever hear that pressure makes diamonds? 623 00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,479 Yeah, I learned that on Black Monday 624 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:18,647 when you tried to pressure me 625 00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:20,982 to marry you with a fucking diamond. 626 00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:22,234 [discordant piano notes play] 627 00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:25,612 I hate jazz! 628 00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:37,874 [both] See what you fucking did? 629 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,045 eerie music 630 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:50,887 [heavy banging] 631 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,521 [rapid knocking] 632 00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,356 [Blair] Who are you? 633 00:24:09,656 --> 00:24:11,992 Okay, so we're losing our mind. 634 00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:13,952 With good reason. 635 00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:15,162 There's somebody out there, 636 00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:16,455 waiting, watching, 637 00:24:16,496 --> 00:24:17,831 probably sharpening something 638 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:20,792 or-or cutting the eyes out of photos. 639 00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:23,837 It's time to stop hiding and start killing 640 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:25,839 or be killed, killer. 641 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:28,800 [laughing] 642 00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:34,890 Get out of my head, you me! 643 00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:38,643 So I guess I see now how all of this was kind of 644 00:24:38,685 --> 00:24:40,437 exactly the opposite of what you wanted. 645 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,522 And it only took a day and a half. 646 00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:45,150 That's so helpful. Thank you, Dawn. 647 00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:46,860 So look, the guys are gonna be here for a bit. 648 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:49,112 Do you wanna jump back in there and do some pop stuff? 649 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:52,365 Mo, Mo, I love every part of being with you 650 00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:53,909 except working with you, 651 00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:56,870 and if we're gonna give this till death thing a shot, 652 00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:59,539 we can't go down the same route as you and Dawn, 653 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:01,124 or we'll kill each other. 654 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,334 No offense. 655 00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:03,919 -The guy's a fucking maniac. -She's completely unhinged. 656 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,630 Yeah, so I know that's not exactly what you want. 657 00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:09,549 No, no, no, no, it's not-- I just want you to be happy. 658 00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:11,259 Okay? I'm sorry about all this. 659 00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:13,220 Well, remember you said that, 660 00:25:13,261 --> 00:25:16,014 'cause I'm thinking I want Dawn to-- 661 00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:18,016 -To go back to prison? -No, to-- 662 00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,017 -Leave the country? -No. 663 00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:20,185 -To fuck off and die. -No. 664 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:22,521 To manage my career... 665 00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:24,856 ...for the label, 666 00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:26,733 if she'll have me. 667 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:30,153 Whoa, I-I don't know shit about this shit. 668 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:32,489 -Well, there you go. -But I'd be honored. 669 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:35,700 Yes, I mean, uh, Mo was right about one thing. 670 00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:37,494 You know, I need to get off the mat 671 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,412 and start kicking dick again. 672 00:25:39,454 --> 00:25:41,248 You know what? I get it. 673 00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:44,376 I do. Actually, I-I-I get it. 674 00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:47,295 I don't want us, you know, to become us either, 675 00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:50,757 and, you know, with me out of the way, 676 00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:53,802 I think you two could make a pretty mean team. 677 00:25:53,843 --> 00:25:56,471 So if that's what you want, baby, happy birthday. 678 00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:58,974 -Mm. -[chuckles] 679 00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:00,600 [silently mouths words] 680 00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:02,394 [silently mouths words] 681 00:26:02,435 --> 00:26:03,687 [whispers] Well, fuck you too. 682 00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:04,938 -Fuck you. -[Nomi] Mm. 683 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,649 -[silently mouths words] -[Nomi] Oh, okay, babe, babe. 684 00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:10,360 Ooh, ooh, ooh, sorry, babe, sorry, babe. 685 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:11,987 eerie music 686 00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:15,115 [Screen Blair laughing] 687 00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:19,119 Start killing or be killed. 688 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,079 [Screen Blairs overlapping] Start killing or be killed. 689 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:24,082 Start killing or be killed. 690 00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:27,377 [laughter continues] 691 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:30,422 dramatic music 692 00:26:33,925 --> 00:26:36,219 [keypad beeping] 693 00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:42,767 I'm coming for you motherfuckers! 694 00:26:42,809 --> 00:26:44,102 -[Corkie screams] -[Keith] Fuck! 695 00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:46,605 Oh, God, whoa. Shut your shit. 696 00:26:46,646 --> 00:26:48,815 We're about to watch our sympathy commercial, please. 697 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,233 Decent slot, smack in the middle 698 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:51,943 -of Must See TV Thursday. -[Tiff] Mm-hmm. 699 00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:53,486 Thursday. 700 00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:55,655 I've been in there for two days. 701 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,116 I've lost time! 702 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:02,621 Guys, shh, it's on. It's on, shh. 703 00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:04,623 [Keith] Oh, my God. Oh, my God. [laughs] 704 00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:07,334 [announcer echoing] Just as Jesus forgave, 705 00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:10,503 we ask you to forgive. 706 00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:12,213 [laughs] 707 00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:13,590 I'll never betray you, JC. 708 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:16,134 [ethereal music playing] 709 00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:18,470 Oh, see? You couldn't even tell. 710 00:27:18,511 --> 00:27:20,263 I didn't know you were gonna be in it. 711 00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:21,598 May the Lord be with you. 712 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,224 -[Keith] Wow. -[Corkie] Oh, Tiff too. 713 00:27:23,266 --> 00:27:25,185 [Keith] Sexy. 714 00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:28,355 [laughs] 715 00:27:28,396 --> 00:27:30,607 [announcer] Forgiveness by Pfaffashions. 716 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:34,361 -[Corkie] Wow. -I loved it! [laughs] 717 00:27:34,402 --> 00:27:36,738 -[Keith] What'd you think? -Corkie, did you love it? 718 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,156 [Keith] What was your favorite part? 719 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:39,074 Yeah. 720 00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:40,742 -[Tiff] She's smiling. -[Keith] She's speechless. 721 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:44,245 [Tiff] I feel like that's gonna mean a lot to the family. 722 00:27:44,287 --> 00:27:46,581 dramatic music 723 00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:48,458 Okay, okay, 724 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,377 it's time to stop being hunted 725 00:27:50,418 --> 00:27:52,379 and become the hunter. 726 00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:55,382 So where do we start? 727 00:27:55,423 --> 00:27:57,842 I'm glad you asked. 728 00:27:57,884 --> 00:28:00,387 [all] We've got a few ideas. 729 00:28:00,428 --> 00:28:03,348 [laughter] 730 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:10,563 We've got a few ideas 731 00:28:10,605 --> 00:28:13,525 [laughter] 732 00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:20,824 [laughing maniacally] 733 00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:24,035 dramatic synth music