1 00:00:02,637 --> 00:00:05,720 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 2 00:00:05,804 --> 00:00:07,887 ♪ It's Showtime tonight ♪ 3 00:00:07,970 --> 00:00:09,804 [men] Previously, on Black Monday. 4 00:00:09,887 --> 00:00:11,804 [Lenny] You are not needed, Keith! 5 00:00:11,887 --> 00:00:12,804 You are nothing. 6 00:00:12,887 --> 00:00:14,303 Blair, I want a baby. 7 00:00:14,387 --> 00:00:16,720 The answer is, "Fuck no. Are you crazy?" 8 00:00:16,804 --> 00:00:19,095 I'm just some "mom-a-be" hocking Skants 9 00:00:19,178 --> 00:00:21,637 to a bunch of Bible-breeding bitches 10 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:23,178 on a channel in the teens! 11 00:00:23,261 --> 00:00:26,136 Hey, I told you, really. I'm done with that stuff. 12 00:00:26,220 --> 00:00:27,845 [Blair] How quickly can you get behind 13 00:00:27,929 --> 00:00:29,845 - this bank bailout? - That's just not gonna happen. 14 00:00:29,929 --> 00:00:31,512 [Blair] You're a man of influence. 15 00:00:31,595 --> 00:00:33,345 Your bank bailout for the video. 16 00:00:33,428 --> 00:00:35,637 [John] VHS tape was released, showing 17 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:38,011 newly-elected congressman from the 13th District... 18 00:00:38,095 --> 00:00:40,345 [Blair] Roger, I am so fucking sorry. 19 00:00:40,428 --> 00:00:42,095 ♪ dramatic music ♪ 20 00:00:42,178 --> 00:00:43,637 At least I don't work for the FBI. 21 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:45,345 He was the guy behind that whole 22 00:00:45,428 --> 00:00:47,220 Amerisavings shootout shit. 23 00:00:47,303 --> 00:00:49,220 You're the one trying to fuck over the AASF fund. 24 00:00:49,303 --> 00:00:50,220 - You are? - Marcus... 25 00:00:50,303 --> 00:00:52,011 I'm the one who leaked the entry. 26 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:53,637 I'm over all y'all. 27 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,762 Power to the people, motherfuckers. 28 00:00:55,845 --> 00:00:57,470 [exhales sharply] 29 00:00:57,553 --> 00:00:59,011 [people murmuring] 30 00:00:59,095 --> 00:01:01,970 [dishes clinking] 31 00:01:02,053 --> 00:01:03,887 [Mo] Dawn. 32 00:01:03,970 --> 00:01:05,220 [bell chimes] 33 00:01:06,762 --> 00:01:07,845 Dawn! Dawn! 34 00:01:07,929 --> 00:01:09,303 - Wait, Dawn. - You lying fuck. 35 00:01:09,387 --> 00:01:11,970 You told me in Miami that you were out. 36 00:01:12,053 --> 00:01:14,136 How do you just lie to people in their fucking faces? 37 00:01:14,220 --> 00:01:15,387 I wasn't--listen! Listen. 38 00:01:15,470 --> 00:01:16,762 I wasn't lying, okay? 39 00:01:16,845 --> 00:01:18,178 I was out, but at that time-- 40 00:01:18,261 --> 00:01:20,845 And you were the one who blew up my fucking bank deal? 41 00:01:20,929 --> 00:01:22,345 My God. What the fuck? 42 00:01:22,428 --> 00:01:24,011 You are obsessed with me. 43 00:01:24,095 --> 00:01:25,095 Yeah, but at that time-- 44 00:01:25,178 --> 00:01:26,220 "At that time." Say it one more time. 45 00:01:26,303 --> 00:01:27,762 Say it one more fucking time. 46 00:01:27,845 --> 00:01:29,804 - At that time... - At that time... 47 00:01:29,887 --> 00:01:31,095 - You just-- - ...at this time, 48 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:33,595 and for all fucking time, we are done. 49 00:01:33,679 --> 00:01:35,512 We are done forever! 50 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:37,720 Jesus. Come on, Dawn. 51 00:01:37,804 --> 00:01:38,637 Will you stop being so goddamn drama-- 52 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,095 Hey! Hey! 53 00:01:40,178 --> 00:01:42,637 - Where you think you're going? - [Mo] Shit. 54 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,720 Here. Just--no, just take it. 55 00:01:44,804 --> 00:01:46,762 Dawn. Slow down. 56 00:01:46,845 --> 00:01:47,762 Will you let me explain? 57 00:01:47,845 --> 00:01:50,470 ♪ tense electronic music ♪ 58 00:01:50,553 --> 00:01:52,595 [birds chirping] 59 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:54,512 ♪♪♪ 60 00:01:54,595 --> 00:01:57,387 Miss Tiffany, excuse me for waking you, 61 00:01:57,470 --> 00:02:01,220 but your makeup is complete. 62 00:02:02,762 --> 00:02:05,136 What the fuck, Marina? 63 00:02:06,220 --> 00:02:09,637 I said, "do a rocker eye," Marina. 64 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,136 Oh, but you fell asleep. 65 00:02:11,220 --> 00:02:14,220 I used the magazine you gave me for reference. 66 00:02:14,303 --> 00:02:17,387 [Tiff] No. No, I meant this. 67 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:20,804 Doesn't that make more sense for religious-based programming 68 00:02:20,887 --> 00:02:24,679 as opposed to full-faced fucking Kiss makeup, 69 00:02:24,762 --> 00:02:26,011 Marina, doesn't it? 70 00:02:26,095 --> 00:02:27,887 Oh, I'll get the cold cream. 71 00:02:27,970 --> 00:02:29,970 - [door closes] - [Tiff scoffs] 72 00:02:32,387 --> 00:02:34,261 Fuck me, Jesus. 73 00:02:34,345 --> 00:02:36,470 Permission to speak freely. 74 00:02:36,553 --> 00:02:37,679 What? Go. 75 00:02:37,762 --> 00:02:38,595 No, I meant, permission to 76 00:02:38,679 --> 00:02:40,136 speak, comma-Frehley, 77 00:02:40,220 --> 00:02:42,470 like Ace Frehley, the guitar player from Kiss. 78 00:02:42,553 --> 00:02:44,136 'Cause your look is wowza. 79 00:02:44,220 --> 00:02:45,970 It was only supposed to be heavy around the eyes 80 00:02:46,053 --> 00:02:49,053 'cause I need them to run like a river when I cry out there. 81 00:02:49,136 --> 00:02:51,345 Wait a second. That's your plan? 82 00:02:51,428 --> 00:02:54,762 Sympathy tears while you blame your evil husband 83 00:02:54,845 --> 00:02:56,261 and promote your new special, Gene? 84 00:02:56,345 --> 00:02:57,595 I don't have a new special jean. 85 00:02:57,679 --> 00:02:59,512 No, I meant, promote your new Christmas special, 86 00:02:59,595 --> 00:03:01,804 comma-Gene, like Gene Simmons. 87 00:03:01,887 --> 00:03:03,053 'Cause of your whole-- the Kiss makeup. 88 00:03:03,136 --> 00:03:04,303 Yeah, that's hilarious, Blair, 89 00:03:04,387 --> 00:03:05,595 but I just got thrown off my own special, 90 00:03:05,679 --> 00:03:07,136 thanks to you. 91 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:08,970 Now ALF is hosting it by himself. 92 00:03:09,053 --> 00:03:11,804 My brand is butt-fucked like you on that tape. 93 00:03:11,887 --> 00:03:13,178 Why did you release that? 94 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:14,845 Whoa. I didn't do that. 95 00:03:14,929 --> 00:03:16,261 Why would I do that? 96 00:03:16,345 --> 00:03:18,053 Besides, I'm all over that tape. 97 00:03:18,136 --> 00:03:19,804 I'm arguably the star. 98 00:03:19,887 --> 00:03:21,887 Why would I want the world to know 99 00:03:21,970 --> 00:03:23,804 I roll my Rs when I orgasm? 100 00:03:23,887 --> 00:03:25,011 Why do you do that? 101 00:03:25,095 --> 00:03:26,303 It's just something I picked up 102 00:03:26,387 --> 00:03:27,261 from Raul Julia. 103 00:03:27,345 --> 00:03:28,387 From what movie? 104 00:03:28,470 --> 00:03:30,512 Yeah, from a m-m-movie. 105 00:03:30,595 --> 00:03:32,970 Look, I can fix this for both of us, 106 00:03:33,053 --> 00:03:34,804 but you have to put me on the air. 107 00:03:34,887 --> 00:03:35,970 Ha! That's cute, Blair, 108 00:03:36,053 --> 00:03:37,178 but I think I'll just tell the world 109 00:03:37,261 --> 00:03:38,679 that we're getting a divorce instead. 110 00:03:38,762 --> 00:03:40,762 That's the only way to save my reputation 111 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:42,136 and Pfaff Fashions. 112 00:03:42,220 --> 00:03:43,887 You think a divorce is gonna jibe 113 00:03:43,970 --> 00:03:46,011 with your new "wholesome, family-first" image? 114 00:03:46,095 --> 00:03:48,887 Tiff, I know this is the last thing you wanna hear, 115 00:03:48,970 --> 00:03:51,178 but the only way to save your brand and yourself 116 00:03:51,261 --> 00:03:54,220 is to double down on me, your husband. 117 00:03:54,303 --> 00:03:58,679 "Stand by your man," "Jesus saves"--all that. 118 00:03:58,762 --> 00:04:01,512 I can fix this for us. 119 00:04:01,595 --> 00:04:05,095 There's only one person to blame for what happened, Tiff. 120 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:07,470 Let me go out there and explain that to your audience 121 00:04:07,553 --> 00:04:08,762 and make this right. 122 00:04:10,512 --> 00:04:13,178 Fine, but you have to tell Leonard Nimoy 123 00:04:13,261 --> 00:04:14,178 we're bumping him again. 124 00:04:14,261 --> 00:04:16,845 Tough but fair. Kiss? 125 00:04:17,929 --> 00:04:18,804 Oh. 126 00:04:18,887 --> 00:04:20,095 My God, of course. 127 00:04:20,178 --> 00:04:21,345 You meant, tough but fair, comma-Kiss. 128 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:22,970 - [Blair] Mm. - Calling me by the band name. 129 00:04:23,053 --> 00:04:24,303 It's a bit of a stretch. 130 00:04:27,303 --> 00:04:30,929 So tell me, what is Jasmine Guy really like? 131 00:04:31,011 --> 00:04:33,136 And I see you are not a story editor 132 00:04:33,220 --> 00:04:34,178 from A Different World, working on 133 00:04:34,261 --> 00:04:35,720 an AASF-themed episode. 134 00:04:35,804 --> 00:04:37,929 I just told your assistant that so you'd see me. 135 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:39,553 Good lie, specific. 136 00:04:39,637 --> 00:04:41,553 Course, I'm not surprised, considering lying 137 00:04:41,637 --> 00:04:42,387 is what you're best at. 138 00:04:42,470 --> 00:04:43,929 I deserve that. 139 00:04:45,053 --> 00:04:46,387 Please hear me out. 140 00:04:46,470 --> 00:04:47,929 You have until the feds come humiliate me 141 00:04:48,011 --> 00:04:49,845 in front of my peers, which, I assume, 142 00:04:49,929 --> 00:04:51,595 is any minute now. 143 00:04:51,679 --> 00:04:54,220 A scandal like this could take down the whole AASF. 144 00:04:54,303 --> 00:04:55,720 How could you do this to me, Dawn? 145 00:04:55,804 --> 00:04:56,887 To anyone? 146 00:04:56,970 --> 00:04:58,804 'Cause I'm a bad person. 147 00:04:58,887 --> 00:05:00,512 Because... [sighs] 148 00:05:00,595 --> 00:05:02,095 ...I'm in a--I'm in a bad business, 149 00:05:02,178 --> 00:05:02,970 and I'm just really good at it. 150 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:04,303 I don't even know anymore. 151 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:06,428 You're not that good at it considering the FBI's 152 00:05:06,512 --> 00:05:08,011 about to take down every person you've ever known. 153 00:05:08,095 --> 00:05:10,261 I didn't wanna take that money. 154 00:05:10,345 --> 00:05:11,428 I didn't wanna risk the kids' futures. 155 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:12,720 I tried to turn it down. 156 00:05:12,804 --> 00:05:14,512 But you did. 157 00:05:14,595 --> 00:05:16,178 Yeah. 158 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:21,720 'Cause when you looked at me, I really... 159 00:05:21,804 --> 00:05:24,345 I just really wanted to be the person that you saw. 160 00:05:25,762 --> 00:05:27,178 I didn't go into this to hurt you 161 00:05:27,261 --> 00:05:31,261 or scam you...or anything. 162 00:05:31,345 --> 00:05:32,762 Trust me. 163 00:05:32,845 --> 00:05:33,970 [inhales] 164 00:05:34,053 --> 00:05:35,970 Believe it or not, I still do. 165 00:05:37,178 --> 00:05:38,970 Unfortunately, that doesn't change 166 00:05:39,053 --> 00:05:41,095 our current situation. 167 00:05:41,178 --> 00:05:42,929 But what if it could? 168 00:05:43,011 --> 00:05:44,887 How? 169 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,428 ♪ melancholy music ♪ 170 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:49,303 If you transfer $3 million into an account 171 00:05:49,387 --> 00:05:50,428 in the Cayman Islands, 172 00:05:50,512 --> 00:05:54,887 we can sink that FBI bitch for good 173 00:05:54,970 --> 00:05:56,553 and save the AASF. 174 00:05:56,637 --> 00:05:58,679 Marcus, I can fix this. 175 00:05:58,762 --> 00:06:01,345 [Mo] Dawn, I can fix this. 176 00:06:01,428 --> 00:06:03,553 Dawn, will you slow down? Give me a chance to explain. 177 00:06:03,637 --> 00:06:05,303 Look, you're in high heels. You're gonna get a bunion. 178 00:06:05,387 --> 00:06:07,970 - You are a bunion on my life. - [Mo sighs] 179 00:06:08,053 --> 00:06:09,720 And why is everything always about feet with you? 180 00:06:09,804 --> 00:06:11,053 I don't know. I love them. 181 00:06:11,136 --> 00:06:13,804 Listen. I was out, okay? 182 00:06:13,887 --> 00:06:16,095 But then you tried to erase me from the company that I built. 183 00:06:16,178 --> 00:06:17,428 - It pissed me-- - We built! 184 00:06:17,512 --> 00:06:18,970 - We built! - I got angry. 185 00:06:19,053 --> 00:06:20,095 Okay? 186 00:06:20,178 --> 00:06:21,470 You know how hard it is to be 187 00:06:21,553 --> 00:06:24,136 the first black man with his own shop on the street? 188 00:06:24,220 --> 00:06:26,220 Dawn, come on. 189 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:27,220 - [Dawn groans] - [Mo] See? 190 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:29,178 There you go--bunion. I told you. 191 00:06:29,261 --> 00:06:31,095 - You want me to rub it out? - No! 192 00:06:31,178 --> 00:06:32,637 And you know what? You're right. 193 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,095 I'm sorry. I didn't think about that. 194 00:06:34,178 --> 00:06:35,345 It must be really difficult 195 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:36,845 to be a black man on Wall Street... 196 00:06:36,929 --> 00:06:38,303 - Thank you. - ...like one-millionth 197 00:06:38,387 --> 00:06:40,428 as difficult as it is to be a black woman 198 00:06:40,512 --> 00:06:42,428 on any fucking street. 199 00:06:45,261 --> 00:06:46,970 [Mo] Huh. 200 00:06:47,053 --> 00:06:48,428 At least you can get a cab. 201 00:06:48,512 --> 00:06:49,679 Don't follow me. 202 00:06:51,053 --> 00:06:53,845 [sighs] 53rd and 5th. 203 00:06:53,929 --> 00:06:56,512 - [Mo] Okay, you know what? - Oh, my fucking God. 204 00:06:56,595 --> 00:06:58,261 You are always complaining and bitching about 205 00:06:58,345 --> 00:06:59,345 how much you help me. 206 00:06:59,428 --> 00:07:00,720 How 'bout how much I've helped you? 207 00:07:00,804 --> 00:07:02,178 Just admit it. 208 00:07:02,261 --> 00:07:04,095 You couldn't stand to see me doing better than you... 209 00:07:04,178 --> 00:07:05,345 - No-- - ...without you. 210 00:07:05,428 --> 00:07:06,845 That's why you blew up the bank. 211 00:07:06,929 --> 00:07:07,762 - No. - Shit. 212 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:10,428 If this is you helping, stop! 213 00:07:10,512 --> 00:07:12,261 [groans] 214 00:07:12,345 --> 00:07:14,136 - [car door slams] - [door lock clicks] 215 00:07:14,220 --> 00:07:15,762 - Hey, let me out. - [driver] Pay up, pal. 216 00:07:15,845 --> 00:07:16,970 - We haven't even moved! - [driver] Meter's running. 217 00:07:17,053 --> 00:07:18,095 Jesus Christ. 218 00:07:18,178 --> 00:07:21,053 This is an expensive fucking fight. 219 00:07:21,136 --> 00:07:22,178 [solemn gospel music plays over speakers] 220 00:07:22,261 --> 00:07:24,095 [Tiff] And at my lowest point, 221 00:07:24,178 --> 00:07:27,053 after I'd been betrayed by my husband, 222 00:07:27,136 --> 00:07:29,804 the Lord spoke directly to me. 223 00:07:29,887 --> 00:07:32,053 He said, "Tiff... 224 00:07:32,136 --> 00:07:34,553 to err is to be human; 225 00:07:34,637 --> 00:07:38,387 to forgive is to be divine. 226 00:07:38,470 --> 00:07:42,845 Allow your audience the chance to be divine." 227 00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:44,053 [audience murmurs] 228 00:07:44,136 --> 00:07:47,387 And so by direct orders from God Himself... 229 00:07:47,470 --> 00:07:49,303 ladies and gentlemen, please welcome 230 00:07:49,387 --> 00:07:52,929 my husband...Blair Pfaff. 231 00:07:53,011 --> 00:07:55,053 [harp music glistens over speakers] 232 00:07:55,136 --> 00:07:58,845 [audience murmuring] 233 00:07:58,929 --> 00:08:03,845 ♪♪♪ 234 00:08:03,929 --> 00:08:06,470 [murmuring continues] 235 00:08:06,553 --> 00:08:08,970 Thank you, Tiffany. 236 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:11,512 Thank you, Pfaff Flock. 237 00:08:11,595 --> 00:08:15,095 This is the hardest thing I have ever done. 238 00:08:15,178 --> 00:08:16,303 [mic feedback screeches] 239 00:08:16,387 --> 00:08:17,428 Ooh. [laughs nervously] 240 00:08:17,512 --> 00:08:18,804 Every time a person's nervous, 241 00:08:18,887 --> 00:08:19,970 the microphone feeds back. 242 00:08:20,053 --> 00:08:21,387 [laughs nervously] It's like, 243 00:08:21,470 --> 00:08:22,929 "Do these things sense nerves or what?" 244 00:08:23,011 --> 00:08:25,011 - [laughs nervously] - [man] You're not funny. 245 00:08:25,095 --> 00:08:26,261 [person coughs] 246 00:08:26,345 --> 00:08:28,929 Anyway... 247 00:08:29,011 --> 00:08:31,553 I have something here that I think will explain 248 00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:34,095 the sinful acts that transpired between 249 00:08:34,178 --> 00:08:35,845 the late congressman and I. 250 00:08:38,553 --> 00:08:41,136 [Newell] What in the H-E-double-hockey-sticks 251 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:43,220 does this boy have up his sleeve? 252 00:08:43,303 --> 00:08:45,345 Congressman Harris' suicide note. 253 00:08:45,428 --> 00:08:46,512 [all gasping] 254 00:08:46,595 --> 00:08:50,553 "Dear Blair, I need to apologize to you. 255 00:08:50,637 --> 00:08:53,804 I take full responsibility for coercing you 256 00:08:53,887 --> 00:08:57,053 into the sinful, decadent, 257 00:08:57,136 --> 00:09:01,428 and unnatural temptation 258 00:09:01,512 --> 00:09:03,512 that is homosexual fornication. 259 00:09:03,595 --> 00:09:08,178 Satan took my hand and placed it on your knee, 260 00:09:08,261 --> 00:09:11,136 forcing you to be gay, 261 00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:13,095 which is why, today, 262 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:15,303 I will take my life, 263 00:09:15,387 --> 00:09:18,303 along with your homosexuality, 264 00:09:18,387 --> 00:09:22,095 with me to Hell... 265 00:09:22,178 --> 00:09:24,178 where I belong. 266 00:09:24,261 --> 00:09:28,553 You can now go back to being straight forever." 267 00:09:28,637 --> 00:09:29,762 [man] Amen! 268 00:09:29,845 --> 00:09:31,887 "I would say, 'I'll see you on the other side,' 269 00:09:31,970 --> 00:09:36,011 but of course, you will be in the kingdom of Heaven 270 00:09:36,095 --> 00:09:37,804 while I burn in Hell." 271 00:09:37,887 --> 00:09:38,845 [audience murmuring] 272 00:09:38,929 --> 00:09:43,053 "The end. Fondly, Roger." 273 00:09:43,136 --> 00:09:45,720 [cheers and applause] 274 00:09:45,804 --> 00:09:47,136 [upbeat music plays over speakers] 275 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:51,053 Take her down, Lynette. Lynette! 276 00:09:51,136 --> 00:09:52,720 [Mo] Dawn. Dawn! 277 00:09:52,804 --> 00:09:55,428 - [siren blares in distance] - [Mo] Listen. Hey, listen. 278 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:58,136 The feds were onto you and TBD. 279 00:09:58,220 --> 00:09:59,553 Okay? I had no choice. 280 00:09:59,637 --> 00:10:01,053 I had to make a deal with them to try to protect you. 281 00:10:01,136 --> 00:10:02,387 Bullshit. 282 00:10:02,470 --> 00:10:04,804 The only person you ever protect is you. 283 00:10:04,887 --> 00:10:08,178 Did you or did you not put me and Blair into this shit 284 00:10:08,261 --> 00:10:09,053 to save yourself? 285 00:10:09,136 --> 00:10:10,011 No. 286 00:10:10,095 --> 00:10:11,095 No. What? 287 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:12,053 No. 288 00:10:12,136 --> 00:10:13,553 Look... [stammers] 289 00:10:13,637 --> 00:10:14,970 ...they had shit on us. 290 00:10:15,053 --> 00:10:17,220 They had sh--they have shit on us. 291 00:10:18,637 --> 00:10:23,387 Dawn, let--let's just disappear, 292 00:10:23,470 --> 00:10:26,387 me and you, for good. 293 00:10:26,470 --> 00:10:27,887 ♪ somber music ♪ 294 00:10:27,970 --> 00:10:30,095 It's our chance to get out of this shit. 295 00:10:30,178 --> 00:10:32,387 We could go to the Maldives tonight. 296 00:10:32,470 --> 00:10:35,970 It-it'd be like-like '78 forever. 297 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:38,261 ♪♪♪ 298 00:10:38,345 --> 00:10:40,136 Come on, Dawn. 299 00:10:40,220 --> 00:10:43,470 You know you're the only thing I ever cared about. 300 00:10:43,553 --> 00:10:45,804 That's why I was gonna propose to you back in the day. 301 00:10:45,887 --> 00:10:47,095 I mean, I... [scoffs] 302 00:10:47,178 --> 00:10:49,762 ...I sort of did propose to you on Black Monday. 303 00:10:49,845 --> 00:10:51,512 You always complain that 304 00:10:51,595 --> 00:10:53,303 I don't wanna make you my partner. 305 00:10:53,387 --> 00:10:55,011 I was trying to make you my partner in life. 306 00:10:55,095 --> 00:10:55,929 [scoffs] 307 00:10:56,011 --> 00:10:57,345 Doesn't that matter even more? 308 00:10:57,428 --> 00:10:59,428 ♪♪♪ 309 00:10:59,512 --> 00:11:00,845 No. 310 00:11:02,303 --> 00:11:05,970 Wow. No, it doesn't. 311 00:11:06,053 --> 00:11:07,553 [scoffs] Idiot. 312 00:11:07,637 --> 00:11:11,011 [brakes squeaking] 313 00:11:11,095 --> 00:11:12,011 Mo. 314 00:11:12,095 --> 00:11:15,512 ♪♪♪ 315 00:11:15,595 --> 00:11:17,762 I need 85 cents. 316 00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:21,303 Come on, you owe me that at least. 317 00:11:21,387 --> 00:11:26,011 ♪♪♪ 318 00:11:30,470 --> 00:11:33,637 [engine revving] 319 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:37,387 Operation Free Mo brainstorming session, 320 00:11:37,470 --> 00:11:39,887 now in...session. 321 00:11:39,970 --> 00:11:42,220 No bad ideas. Go. 322 00:11:42,303 --> 00:11:43,387 Kill yourself. 323 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:44,887 Are you fucking crazy, Alvin? 324 00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:46,637 You think I'm gonna write "kill myself" up here? 325 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:48,762 - You said "no bad ideas." - Alvin. 326 00:11:48,845 --> 00:11:50,845 Honestly, I can't see any way out of this. 327 00:11:50,929 --> 00:11:52,637 - Except... - Except nothing. 328 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,095 The FBI won't even return my calls, 329 00:11:54,178 --> 00:11:56,261 which isn't a good sign for your deal or for me. 330 00:11:56,345 --> 00:11:57,470 Fucking FBI. 331 00:11:57,553 --> 00:11:58,387 They're just trying to pressure us, okay? 332 00:11:58,470 --> 00:11:59,428 It's what they do. 333 00:11:59,512 --> 00:12:00,470 They're a bunch of fucking teases. 334 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,929 They're coming for you any minute. 335 00:12:03,011 --> 00:12:05,679 Now if we're moving away from the suicide area for sure... 336 00:12:05,762 --> 00:12:06,553 We are. 337 00:12:06,637 --> 00:12:07,845 [Alvin] ...then you have two choices: 338 00:12:07,929 --> 00:12:11,428 turn yourself in and save everyone...or run. 339 00:12:11,512 --> 00:12:13,679 And fuck everyone. 340 00:12:13,762 --> 00:12:15,345 Jesus, no. 341 00:12:15,428 --> 00:12:17,095 I can't fucking be the bad guy again. 342 00:12:17,178 --> 00:12:18,095 I'm not gonna run. 343 00:12:18,178 --> 00:12:19,637 Plus, the feds have my passport. 344 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:20,887 [Alvin] There are other passports. 345 00:12:20,970 --> 00:12:22,178 Hey. What about Dawn? 346 00:12:22,261 --> 00:12:25,220 There's no way her passport would work for you. 347 00:12:25,929 --> 00:12:27,845 Did you not have breakfast this morning or something? 348 00:12:27,929 --> 00:12:29,261 No, of course I didn't have breakfast. 349 00:12:29,345 --> 00:12:30,637 It's 3:30 in the morning. 350 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:32,303 You called me and told me to get my ass over here 351 00:12:32,387 --> 00:12:33,595 with a whiteboard. 352 00:12:33,679 --> 00:12:34,470 I had to bring it on the 6 train. 353 00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:35,595 - These kids jumped me. - Alvin. 354 00:12:35,679 --> 00:12:36,512 They pissed in my bag! 355 00:12:36,595 --> 00:12:39,220 What's going to happen to Dawn? 356 00:12:39,303 --> 00:12:42,095 I don't know, but I do know what'll happen to you-- 357 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,387 life in prison. 358 00:12:43,470 --> 00:12:45,887 This new three-strikes rule is nonnegotiable. 359 00:12:45,970 --> 00:12:47,136 If your FBI deal is off, 360 00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:48,553 then you're gonna go down for everything, 361 00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:49,929 last year and this. 362 00:12:50,011 --> 00:12:51,303 Add to that your Panthers arrest 363 00:12:51,387 --> 00:12:53,178 and that DWI you got when you were 16. 364 00:12:53,261 --> 00:12:55,970 That was a DWB, all right, "driving while black." 365 00:12:56,053 --> 00:12:58,595 Technically, it was a DWBJ, if you know what I'm saying. 366 00:12:58,679 --> 00:13:00,178 - You punched a cop. - Yeah. 367 00:13:00,261 --> 00:13:03,887 Mo, my expert legal advice is run. 368 00:13:03,970 --> 00:13:07,053 ♪ dramatic music ♪ 369 00:13:07,136 --> 00:13:09,220 [door opens, closes] 370 00:13:09,303 --> 00:13:14,220 ♪♪♪ 371 00:13:14,303 --> 00:13:15,553 Leisure time, Lenny. 372 00:13:15,637 --> 00:13:17,303 I got the Wall Street board game. 373 00:13:17,387 --> 00:13:19,553 You can be the coke straw. [laughs] 374 00:13:19,637 --> 00:13:21,470 - Lenny? - [Lenny moans] 375 00:13:21,553 --> 00:13:23,387 - [Larry] Lenny? - Ta-da. 376 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,929 Hot stuff coming through. 377 00:13:26,011 --> 00:13:28,053 Ah, fuck m-me. 378 00:13:28,136 --> 00:13:30,720 Hey, let's go out tonight, Larry, and-and get some Betties 379 00:13:30,804 --> 00:13:33,095 and paint this town semen. 380 00:13:33,178 --> 00:13:35,595 Mm. So is that attached to-- 381 00:13:35,679 --> 00:13:37,720 Ligaments and nerve-endings? Yep. 382 00:13:37,804 --> 00:13:38,929 - Wow. - [Lenny] I taste metal 383 00:13:39,011 --> 00:13:40,679 or blood every time I take a step. 384 00:13:40,762 --> 00:13:42,178 - Well... - [Lenny] But other than that, 385 00:13:42,261 --> 00:13:43,804 I'm 100%, baby. 386 00:13:43,887 --> 00:13:45,720 [laughs] 387 00:13:45,804 --> 00:13:47,804 Hey, what is that? Is that for me? 388 00:13:47,887 --> 00:13:48,929 - Oh, nothing. - It's got my name on it. 389 00:13:49,011 --> 00:13:50,428 I, uh, thought it might upset you, 390 00:13:50,512 --> 00:13:52,095 so I threw it away. 391 00:13:52,178 --> 00:13:53,762 - It's from Keith. - Hmm? Who? 392 00:13:53,845 --> 00:13:55,428 "I can't believe you betrayed me. 393 00:13:55,512 --> 00:13:57,637 - I thought we were friends." - [Lenny] He's being dramatic. 394 00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,178 "You ruined Phantom for me 395 00:13:59,261 --> 00:14:01,595 more than Sarah Brightman's pitchy understudy ever could." 396 00:14:01,679 --> 00:14:02,929 I don't think that's possible. 397 00:14:03,011 --> 00:14:05,011 "Please release me from your Lloyd Webber of lies." 398 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,220 [Lenny] Look on the bright side; 399 00:14:08,303 --> 00:14:10,845 it's back to just us. 400 00:14:10,929 --> 00:14:14,136 Keith was deadweight anyway. We're all we need. 401 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:17,011 We're all we've ever needed. 402 00:14:17,095 --> 00:14:18,970 Lenny. 403 00:14:19,053 --> 00:14:22,637 Did you do something to Keith without consulting me? 404 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:25,053 What if I did? This is my company. 405 00:14:25,136 --> 00:14:27,512 It is our company, and I have been running it 406 00:14:27,595 --> 00:14:30,595 by myself, without you for months--okay-- 407 00:14:30,679 --> 00:14:32,470 while taking care of you. 408 00:14:32,553 --> 00:14:34,428 Running it into the ground! 409 00:14:34,512 --> 00:14:37,261 Amerisavings & Loan, the Yen trade. 410 00:14:37,345 --> 00:14:38,970 I guess it's true what they say, 411 00:14:39,053 --> 00:14:41,762 that I've always been the brains of the operation. 412 00:14:41,845 --> 00:14:43,970 Well, I guess that makes me the body. 413 00:14:44,053 --> 00:14:47,428 And our little brother, Lonny, would have been the heart, 414 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,387 but you ate him in the womb. 415 00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:51,637 [machine beeping] 416 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,011 Rumor! 417 00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,845 But I never could have mustered the strength 418 00:14:56,929 --> 00:15:00,470 to come forward without Pastor Newell Swafford's 419 00:15:00,553 --> 00:15:01,720 conversion program. 420 00:15:01,804 --> 00:15:03,011 [man] Praise the Lord! 421 00:15:03,095 --> 00:15:06,595 With the miraculous help of Dr. Gabe Egone, 422 00:15:06,679 --> 00:15:09,553 I no longer have a gay bone in my body. 423 00:15:09,637 --> 00:15:11,387 And believe me, ladies and gentlemen, 424 00:15:11,470 --> 00:15:13,011 I did before. 425 00:15:13,095 --> 00:15:13,887 [laughter] 426 00:15:13,970 --> 00:15:15,428 But don't take my word for it. 427 00:15:15,512 --> 00:15:16,679 I have proof. 428 00:15:16,762 --> 00:15:18,887 Tiffany, darling, 429 00:15:18,970 --> 00:15:23,011 would you like to tell everyone, 430 00:15:23,095 --> 00:15:24,595 or shall I, darling? 431 00:15:24,679 --> 00:15:26,762 Uh, tell them what, Blair? 432 00:15:26,845 --> 00:15:30,720 Uh, our big surprise. Duh. 433 00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:32,929 Oh, she's being bashful. 434 00:15:33,011 --> 00:15:35,887 We haven't even told our own families yet, 435 00:15:35,970 --> 00:15:38,637 but...since we consider all of you 436 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,637 our real family, we might as well 437 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:42,929 just get right to it, right? 438 00:15:43,011 --> 00:15:44,428 I'm scared. 439 00:15:44,512 --> 00:15:46,345 Oh, we're both scared 440 00:15:46,428 --> 00:15:50,178 because you can never be too prepared to become... 441 00:15:50,261 --> 00:15:51,387 parents. 442 00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:52,720 - [audience cheers] - That's right. 443 00:15:52,804 --> 00:15:54,970 Tiffany is with child. 444 00:15:55,053 --> 00:15:58,220 Our firstborn, Blair Jr.--boy or girl. 445 00:15:58,303 --> 00:15:59,303 Am I right? 446 00:15:59,387 --> 00:16:00,720 [Newell] Dump this feed right now, 447 00:16:00,804 --> 00:16:02,720 or I will put a hex upon your kid 448 00:16:02,804 --> 00:16:04,637 that'll span generations! 449 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,387 Dump the feed. Dump the feed! 450 00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:10,095 And if that news wasn't amazing enough... 451 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:11,595 we got one more little surprise 452 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:12,970 in store for y'all. 453 00:16:13,053 --> 00:16:14,762 The master pastor himself 454 00:16:14,845 --> 00:16:16,387 has landed for the first time 455 00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:17,136 in years. 456 00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:18,762 Ladies and gentlemen, 457 00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:21,261 please "praise" the roof for 458 00:16:21,345 --> 00:16:24,178 Pastor Newell Swafford! 459 00:16:24,261 --> 00:16:27,929 [cheers and applause] 460 00:16:28,011 --> 00:16:30,345 Come on out, Father! 461 00:16:30,428 --> 00:16:31,845 Oh, praise him! 462 00:16:31,929 --> 00:16:33,470 [upbeat music plays over speakers] 463 00:16:33,553 --> 00:16:34,595 Tiff, come and join me. 464 00:16:34,679 --> 00:16:35,595 [clicks tongue] Come on. 465 00:16:35,679 --> 00:16:36,804 [clicks tongue] Come on. 466 00:16:36,887 --> 00:16:37,637 Come, come. 467 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,637 Oh, if it wasn't for this man 468 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,762 and his amazing conversion program, 469 00:16:41,845 --> 00:16:44,011 I would still be deep in the annals of anal. 470 00:16:44,095 --> 00:16:46,095 But his work needs your help to continue. 471 00:16:46,178 --> 00:16:48,970 So if you believe in this man and his power to heal, 472 00:16:49,053 --> 00:16:50,261 please dial the number on your phone 473 00:16:50,345 --> 00:16:53,428 and donate, donate, donate! 474 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:54,887 Oh! Oh! 475 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,553 Pastor, look at the numbers climb. 476 00:16:57,637 --> 00:17:00,136 [Newell] Oh, boy. Oh! 477 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,637 [Blair] Yes! 478 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:02,970 Praise Him. 479 00:17:03,053 --> 00:17:05,178 Oh, operators are standing by. 480 00:17:05,261 --> 00:17:07,136 ♪♪♪ 481 00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:08,762 - Ooh! - [Blair] Tiff. Tiff. 482 00:17:08,845 --> 00:17:09,804 Ooh, we are a witness tonight 483 00:17:09,887 --> 00:17:11,303 miracles do happen. 484 00:17:11,387 --> 00:17:13,970 - [door opens] - [Keith sighs] 485 00:17:14,053 --> 00:17:15,804 - Oh, Jesus. - [Larry] Keith. Keith. 486 00:17:15,887 --> 00:17:17,387 I-I don't know what my brother told you. 487 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,136 Uh, nothing, just that he's alive, 488 00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:21,011 that you're not my friend, you never were, 489 00:17:21,095 --> 00:17:22,512 and this entire time, you've been using me. 490 00:17:22,595 --> 00:17:23,970 You're just gonna throw me back in jail. 491 00:17:24,053 --> 00:17:26,303 Well, yeah, that's an accurate description of our plan, 492 00:17:26,387 --> 00:17:29,136 but what he left out was the part where 493 00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:30,762 I got to know you. 494 00:17:30,845 --> 00:17:34,387 - And I genuinely like you. - Yeah, right. 495 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:38,053 That's why I rushed over here the second I got your note. 496 00:17:38,136 --> 00:17:40,178 Look, ever since my brother's accident, 497 00:17:40,261 --> 00:17:43,637 there has been this darkness in him-- 498 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:46,011 or more darkness-- 499 00:17:46,095 --> 00:17:48,762 and he's jealous of what we have. 500 00:17:48,845 --> 00:17:50,011 But you know what? 501 00:17:50,095 --> 00:17:52,470 I don't give a rat's ass what he thinks. 502 00:17:52,553 --> 00:17:53,679 You don't? 503 00:17:53,762 --> 00:17:56,345 [laughs] I don't, Keith. 504 00:17:56,428 --> 00:17:58,387 Now why don't you put those wheel-boots away, 505 00:17:58,470 --> 00:18:00,470 and I'll-I'll prove it to you? 506 00:18:00,553 --> 00:18:01,970 ♪ Nat King Cole's "Daisy Bell (Bicycle Built for Two)"♪ 507 00:18:02,053 --> 00:18:04,512 [bell chiming] 508 00:18:04,595 --> 00:18:08,261 ♪♪♪ 509 00:18:08,345 --> 00:18:11,345 ♪ Daisy, daisy ♪ 510 00:18:11,428 --> 00:18:14,178 ♪ Give me your answer, do ♪ 511 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,762 ♪ I'm half-crazy ♪ 512 00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:19,720 - ♪ Over the love of you ♪ - [both laugh] 513 00:18:19,804 --> 00:18:20,762 - [Larry] Oh! - ♪ It won't be ♪ 514 00:18:20,845 --> 00:18:22,011 ♪ A stylish marriage... ♪ 515 00:18:22,095 --> 00:18:24,553 Make your own money, ya piece of shit! 516 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:25,804 ♪ A carriage ♪ 517 00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,136 ♪ But you look sweet ♪ 518 00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:29,261 - ♪ Upon the seat of ♪ - [both laugh] 519 00:18:29,345 --> 00:18:31,887 - [both] Oh! - ♪ A bicycle built for two ♪ 520 00:18:31,970 --> 00:18:33,595 [Larry] Get your own watch, sucker! 521 00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:34,804 ♪ Daisy, give me ♪ 522 00:18:34,887 --> 00:18:37,220 - ♪ Your answer do... ♪ - [laughs] 523 00:18:37,303 --> 00:18:40,887 Oh, you've found your calling, mister. 524 00:18:40,970 --> 00:18:42,970 - Thank you. - [Larry laughs] 525 00:18:43,053 --> 00:18:44,303 ♪ It won't be a stylish marriage ♪ 526 00:18:44,387 --> 00:18:45,929 I gotta get this framed. 527 00:18:46,011 --> 00:18:48,303 ♪ I can't afford a carriage ♪ 528 00:18:48,387 --> 00:18:50,345 - [both laughing] - ♪ But you look sweet ♪ 529 00:18:50,428 --> 00:18:54,178 ♪ Upon the seat of a bicycle built for two ♪ 530 00:18:54,261 --> 00:18:56,637 - [audience applauding] - [Blair] Tiffany! 531 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,679 You cannot possibly be upset right now. 532 00:18:59,762 --> 00:19:01,053 They love us. 533 00:19:01,136 --> 00:19:03,845 I fixed everything, and you got everything you wanted 534 00:19:03,929 --> 00:19:05,470 and a baby. 535 00:19:05,553 --> 00:19:08,053 And I used "annal" and "anal" in the same sentence. 536 00:19:08,136 --> 00:19:09,720 I want a divorce. 537 00:19:09,804 --> 00:19:12,095 ♪ solemn music ♪ 538 00:19:12,178 --> 00:19:13,845 You and what army? 539 00:19:13,929 --> 00:19:15,804 An army of fucking attorneys, 540 00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:18,637 that's what goddamn army, you fucking psycho. 541 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:23,595 ♪♪♪ 542 00:19:23,679 --> 00:19:27,345 Pastor Swafford, what a pleasant surprise. 543 00:19:27,428 --> 00:19:29,178 I hope you're not too ground-sick to notice 544 00:19:29,261 --> 00:19:31,595 you just made a one-day fundraising record... 545 00:19:31,679 --> 00:19:33,261 and climbing. 546 00:19:33,345 --> 00:19:34,762 Hate for your flock to find out 547 00:19:34,845 --> 00:19:36,303 it's all based on lies, 548 00:19:36,387 --> 00:19:38,470 that you leaked the tape or that conversion therapy 549 00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:39,845 is utter bullshit. 550 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,261 I underestimated you, Pfaff. 551 00:19:42,345 --> 00:19:45,095 I've never been accurately estimated in my entire life. 552 00:19:45,178 --> 00:19:48,387 So what do you want? 553 00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:51,887 I know how close you are with the governor. 554 00:19:51,970 --> 00:19:54,720 You're gonna ask him to do me a favor. 555 00:19:54,804 --> 00:19:56,387 ♪♪♪ 556 00:19:56,470 --> 00:19:58,178 [Larry] Oh, he said, "What do you wanna be holding?" 557 00:19:58,261 --> 00:19:59,303 I didn't know. I said, "balloon." 558 00:19:59,387 --> 00:20:00,428 [both laugh] 559 00:20:00,512 --> 00:20:01,929 What a fun day. 560 00:20:02,011 --> 00:20:03,345 I mean, any day not spent 561 00:20:03,428 --> 00:20:05,595 emptying my brother's shit bag is a fun day for me. 562 00:20:05,679 --> 00:20:06,762 Thank you, Keith. 563 00:20:06,845 --> 00:20:08,387 I'm happy to have you back in my life 564 00:20:08,470 --> 00:20:09,804 as a friend, of course. 565 00:20:09,887 --> 00:20:11,261 - Oh. - [Larry laughs] 566 00:20:11,345 --> 00:20:13,512 And I promise, I'll be honest from now on. 567 00:20:13,595 --> 00:20:14,512 Me too. 568 00:20:14,595 --> 00:20:16,595 Um... 569 00:20:16,679 --> 00:20:18,637 there's actually something I've been meaning to tell you. 570 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,845 Hey, Keithy, come on. You can tell me anything. 571 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,679 You know the Yen trade? 572 00:20:23,762 --> 00:20:24,762 Sure. 573 00:20:24,845 --> 00:20:25,970 The FBI caught wind that 574 00:20:26,053 --> 00:20:27,845 that was insider information, 575 00:20:27,929 --> 00:20:30,970 and they are after us. 576 00:20:31,053 --> 00:20:33,261 The FBI are after us? What the fuck, Keith? 577 00:20:33,345 --> 00:20:34,762 What the fuck did you do to us? 578 00:20:34,845 --> 00:20:37,428 Oh! My brother's gonna kill me. 579 00:20:37,512 --> 00:20:40,303 He's already up my ass about how I'm running the company, 580 00:20:40,387 --> 00:20:41,720 and then when he hears that the Yen trade 581 00:20:41,804 --> 00:20:45,470 that we lost a fortune on is highly fucking illegal... 582 00:20:45,553 --> 00:20:47,512 It's my fault, and I am sorry, okay? 583 00:20:47,595 --> 00:20:49,970 But I have a plan to make this right. 584 00:20:50,053 --> 00:20:51,470 Just trust me, okay? 585 00:20:51,553 --> 00:20:54,428 All we need to do is pin it on a patsy, all right? 586 00:20:54,512 --> 00:20:56,845 People do it all the time; Lee Harvey Oswald, the O-ring. 587 00:20:56,929 --> 00:20:57,845 It'll be easy. 588 00:20:57,929 --> 00:20:59,345 Okay, but you gotta 589 00:20:59,428 --> 00:21:00,470 come with me to tell Lenny. 590 00:21:00,553 --> 00:21:02,011 I mean, he's gonna be crazy-pissed, 591 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,053 but he's-he's gonna know who to pin it on. 592 00:21:04,136 --> 00:21:05,720 - Okay. - Besides, you two need to 593 00:21:05,804 --> 00:21:06,929 bury the hatchet. 594 00:21:07,011 --> 00:21:08,929 Oh, you should come to 595 00:21:09,011 --> 00:21:10,762 our annual camping trip at Wolf Lake. 596 00:21:10,845 --> 00:21:12,887 - Oh, I-I-I wouldn't-- - No, it'd be great. 597 00:21:12,970 --> 00:21:14,845 It was our favorite place to go when we were kids. 598 00:21:14,929 --> 00:21:17,345 Yeah, it's, uh--it's where we fell in mud, 599 00:21:17,428 --> 00:21:21,053 where we lost our Virg-inia Slims. 600 00:21:21,136 --> 00:21:23,136 When we were kids, we would steal 601 00:21:23,220 --> 00:21:24,970 our mother's cigarettes, and then we'd throw them 602 00:21:25,053 --> 00:21:26,387 in the mud. 603 00:21:26,470 --> 00:21:30,136 Okay, a lot of weird pauses in there, but sure. 604 00:21:31,679 --> 00:21:32,804 Sorry about the pauses. 605 00:21:32,887 --> 00:21:35,804 ♪ melancholy music ♪ 606 00:21:35,887 --> 00:21:41,095 ♪♪♪ 607 00:21:49,679 --> 00:21:50,679 Hmm. 608 00:21:50,762 --> 00:21:53,011 ♪♪♪ 609 00:21:53,095 --> 00:21:56,178 [Blair huffing] 610 00:21:57,804 --> 00:21:59,303 [knock at door] 611 00:21:59,387 --> 00:22:01,679 ♪♪♪ 612 00:22:01,762 --> 00:22:03,637 Fuck. 613 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,970 He lost? 614 00:22:06,804 --> 00:22:08,595 - [Blair] What? - [Mo] The election tonight. 615 00:22:08,679 --> 00:22:10,512 Harris, he lost. That's why you're-- 616 00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:12,011 that's why you're all upset, right? 617 00:22:12,095 --> 00:22:14,637 He hung himself. 618 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:15,929 What? 619 00:22:17,845 --> 00:22:22,428 He won...and then he hung himself. 620 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,136 'Cause of his father-in-law, 621 00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:31,220 Pastor Newell Swafford, 622 00:22:31,303 --> 00:22:34,595 leaked a tape to Channel 5 News of us fucking. 623 00:22:34,679 --> 00:22:36,553 "This just in..." 624 00:22:38,011 --> 00:22:40,804 That was, um--that was really insensitive. 625 00:22:40,887 --> 00:22:42,637 I'm sorry. 626 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,470 That's why you're sorry, huh... 627 00:22:45,553 --> 00:22:49,220 not for you turning me into a fucking maniac? 628 00:22:49,303 --> 00:22:52,095 ♪ tense music ♪ 629 00:22:52,178 --> 00:22:54,345 You fucking maniac. 630 00:22:54,428 --> 00:22:58,053 Blair...you're going through something really emotional 631 00:22:58,136 --> 00:22:59,512 right now, which is why I'm not gonna 632 00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:00,595 stomp the shit out of you, 633 00:23:00,679 --> 00:23:03,136 if you get out of my face right now. 634 00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:05,303 I'm not a good guy, man. 635 00:23:05,387 --> 00:23:07,303 ♪♪♪ 636 00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:09,845 [wheezes] 637 00:23:09,929 --> 00:23:12,804 [laughing] 638 00:23:12,887 --> 00:23:14,553 Something funny? 639 00:23:14,637 --> 00:23:15,929 Yeah. 640 00:23:16,011 --> 00:23:17,345 You were right, Mo. 641 00:23:17,428 --> 00:23:20,011 "Fuck 'em all, or get fucked by 'em all," 642 00:23:20,095 --> 00:23:22,011 even the ones closest to you. 643 00:23:22,095 --> 00:23:23,762 [sniffs] Well, hell, especially the ones 644 00:23:23,845 --> 00:23:25,095 closest to you. 645 00:23:26,637 --> 00:23:27,679 Look at you and Dawn. 646 00:23:27,762 --> 00:23:29,553 You just keep ruining each other 647 00:23:29,637 --> 00:23:32,261 over and over and over. 648 00:23:34,011 --> 00:23:35,053 What's the point? 649 00:23:35,136 --> 00:23:38,929 Well, life is the point, Blair. 650 00:23:39,011 --> 00:23:41,053 I mean, if you're not even gonna try to love anybody-- 651 00:23:41,136 --> 00:23:42,095 You're fired. 652 00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:46,804 And you and me... 653 00:23:46,887 --> 00:23:48,637 we're done forever. 654 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,637 ♪ somber music ♪ 655 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,762 ♪♪♪ 656 00:23:54,845 --> 00:23:57,804 [door hinges squeaking] 657 00:23:57,887 --> 00:24:02,470 ♪♪♪ 658 00:24:17,136 --> 00:24:18,178 [Dawn] I never thought I'd say this, 659 00:24:18,261 --> 00:24:20,053 but it finally feels like 660 00:24:20,136 --> 00:24:22,136 we're over all our bullshit and back to us, 661 00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:23,387 and it's 'cause of you. 662 00:24:23,470 --> 00:24:26,053 You've really changed, Momo. 663 00:24:26,136 --> 00:24:28,929 So happy re-birthday. Get it? 664 00:24:29,011 --> 00:24:30,762 Love, Dawny. 665 00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:36,095 ♪♪♪ 666 00:24:44,178 --> 00:24:47,595 ♪ dramatic piano music ♪ 667 00:24:47,679 --> 00:24:52,470 ♪♪♪ 668 00:24:52,553 --> 00:24:53,720 ♪ The O'Jays' "Back Stabbers" ♪ 669 00:24:53,804 --> 00:24:55,970 [snorts] 670 00:24:56,053 --> 00:24:58,011 [sniffing] 671 00:24:58,095 --> 00:25:00,261 ♪♪♪ 672 00:25:00,345 --> 00:25:01,428 [clears throat] 673 00:25:01,512 --> 00:25:06,679 ♪♪♪ 674 00:25:23,136 --> 00:25:24,428 ♪ What they do? ♪ 675 00:25:24,512 --> 00:25:26,595 ♪ They smiling in your face ♪ 676 00:25:26,679 --> 00:25:28,345 ♪ All the time, they wanna take your place ♪ 677 00:25:28,428 --> 00:25:30,303 ♪ The back stabbers ♪ 678 00:25:30,387 --> 00:25:32,303 ♪ Back stabbers ♪ 679 00:25:32,387 --> 00:25:33,929 ♪ They smiling in your face ♪ 680 00:25:34,011 --> 00:25:35,303 - ♪ All time ♪ - [Mo grunts, sniffs] 681 00:25:35,387 --> 00:25:36,470 ♪ They wanna take your place ♪ 682 00:25:36,553 --> 00:25:38,220 ♪ The back stabbers ♪ 683 00:25:38,303 --> 00:25:39,637 ♪ Back stabbers ♪ 684 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,261 ♪ All you fellas ♪ 685 00:25:41,345 --> 00:25:42,553 ♪ Who have someone ♪ 686 00:25:42,637 --> 00:25:44,303 ♪ And you really care, yeah... ♪ 687 00:25:44,387 --> 00:25:47,345 So what do you want? 688 00:25:47,428 --> 00:25:50,387 I know how close you are with the governor. 689 00:25:50,470 --> 00:25:53,136 You're gonna ask him to do me a favor. 690 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:55,136 ♪ Yeah ♪ 691 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,136 ♪ Somebody's out... ♪ 692 00:25:57,220 --> 00:26:00,011 If you transfer $3 million into an account 693 00:26:00,095 --> 00:26:01,679 in the Cayman Islands, 694 00:26:01,762 --> 00:26:04,470 we can sink that FBI bitch for good. 695 00:26:04,553 --> 00:26:06,595 ♪ Clenched tight in their fists ♪ 696 00:26:06,679 --> 00:26:08,720 I have a plan to make this right. 697 00:26:08,804 --> 00:26:11,428 All we need to do is pin it on a patsy. 698 00:26:11,512 --> 00:26:12,845 ♪ What they do? ♪ 699 00:26:12,929 --> 00:26:14,804 ♪ They smiling in your face ♪ 700 00:26:14,887 --> 00:26:16,553 ♪ All the time, they wanna take your place ♪ 701 00:26:16,637 --> 00:26:18,679 ♪ The back stabbers ♪ 702 00:26:18,762 --> 00:26:20,470 ♪ Back stabbers ♪ 703 00:26:20,553 --> 00:26:22,637 ♪ They smiling in your face ♪ 704 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,345 ♪ I don't need ♪ 705 00:26:25,428 --> 00:26:27,220 ♪ Low-down and dirty bastards♪ 706 00:26:27,303 --> 00:26:28,261 ♪ Back stabbers ♪ 707 00:26:28,345 --> 00:26:29,345 ♪ They smiling in your face ♪ 708 00:26:29,428 --> 00:26:31,929 ♪ Da-da, da-da-da ♪ 709 00:26:32,011 --> 00:26:35,261 - ♪ Da-da-da-da ♪ - [siren blares distantly] 710 00:26:35,345 --> 00:26:38,136 ♪ dramatic electronic music ♪ 711 00:26:38,220 --> 00:26:39,887 ♪♪♪ 712 00:26:39,970 --> 00:26:40,804 ♪♪