1 00:00:00,845 --> 00:00:03,762 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 2 00:00:03,845 --> 00:00:04,929 ♪♪♪ 3 00:00:05,011 --> 00:00:07,178 ♪ It's Showtime tonight ♪ 4 00:00:07,637 --> 00:00:09,345 [man] Previously on Black Monday... 5 00:00:09,428 --> 00:00:10,804 I told you. I got you. 6 00:00:10,887 --> 00:00:12,303 It's gonna be pretty hard for me 7 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:13,929 to push through your precious bank bailout 8 00:00:14,011 --> 00:00:14,929 if I'm not a congressman. 9 00:00:15,011 --> 00:00:16,428 [Connie] Hey, Mo! 10 00:00:16,512 --> 00:00:18,011 Dawn, there is so much I wanna learn about you. 11 00:00:18,095 --> 00:00:19,136 Double date! 12 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:20,762 This has nothing to do with Dawn. 13 00:00:20,845 --> 00:00:22,387 [Connie] Why is she meeting with the AASF? 14 00:00:22,470 --> 00:00:23,762 Are those Skants? 15 00:00:23,845 --> 00:00:25,470 Skirt on the outside, pants on the underside. 16 00:00:25,553 --> 00:00:27,053 I have pallets and pallets. 17 00:00:27,136 --> 00:00:29,970 They're all that's left of my family business. 18 00:00:30,053 --> 00:00:32,595 You know business isn't just for the guys anymore. 19 00:00:32,679 --> 00:00:36,470 ♪ All hail the power of Jesus' name ♪ 20 00:00:36,553 --> 00:00:39,303 ♪ Let angels, prostrate, fall ♪ 21 00:00:39,387 --> 00:00:40,387 [ecclesiastical organ music playing] 22 00:00:40,470 --> 00:00:42,970 My family has always been close. 23 00:00:43,053 --> 00:00:46,303 I credit our long walks to church every Sunday 24 00:00:46,387 --> 00:00:48,595 since I was a girl. 25 00:00:48,679 --> 00:00:50,804 But walking that far in a skirt 26 00:00:50,887 --> 00:00:53,887 had my thighs chafing like two blocks of parmesan. 27 00:00:54,011 --> 00:00:55,011 [audience laughs] 28 00:00:55,095 --> 00:00:56,303 Am I right? 29 00:00:56,387 --> 00:01:00,178 And so one day, during a rebellious phase, 30 00:01:00,261 --> 00:01:01,804 - I wore pants. - [audience gasps] 31 00:01:01,887 --> 00:01:03,261 I know. I know. 32 00:01:03,345 --> 00:01:05,470 [whispers] But it felt great. 33 00:01:05,553 --> 00:01:07,553 Of course, not in my soul. In my soul, I felt great shame. 34 00:01:07,637 --> 00:01:11,720 But out of that shame came what I call an e-Tiffany. 35 00:01:15,428 --> 00:01:18,512 Combining conservative comfort with sinless style. 36 00:01:18,595 --> 00:01:21,011 They're practical and patriarchal. 37 00:01:21,095 --> 00:01:23,178 Fundamentalist, yet fun for your fundament. 38 00:01:23,261 --> 00:01:25,011 - Ooh! - [women giggle] 39 00:01:25,095 --> 00:01:27,178 They're Skants by Pfaffashions. 40 00:01:27,261 --> 00:01:30,679 Half pants, half skirt, double discretion. 41 00:01:30,762 --> 00:01:33,637 Finally, you can be an independent modern woman 42 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:35,970 and no one will ever have to know! 43 00:01:36,053 --> 00:01:39,387 [cheers and applause] 44 00:01:39,470 --> 00:01:41,637 But don't just take my word for it. 45 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:45,178 There she is! 46 00:01:45,261 --> 00:01:47,887 ♪ choir music ♪ 47 00:01:47,970 --> 00:01:52,220 ♪♪♪ 48 00:01:52,303 --> 00:01:54,970 Now, when my father, Pastor Newell Swafford, 49 00:01:55,053 --> 00:01:56,178 our shepherd in the sky... 50 00:01:56,261 --> 00:01:57,345 [Tiff] Praise be. 51 00:01:57,428 --> 00:01:58,679 ...got a look at me in these Skants, 52 00:01:58,762 --> 00:02:00,053 he quoth the Lord: 53 00:02:00,136 --> 00:02:03,303 "She is clothed in strength and dignity," 54 00:02:03,387 --> 00:02:06,053 Proverbs 31:25. 55 00:02:06,136 --> 00:02:07,512 [audience] Amen! 56 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:09,053 And now you can be too. 57 00:02:09,136 --> 00:02:11,637 - Ye phone lines are open! - Yes, yes, yes, yes! 58 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:13,804 Call and order. We're ready for ya. 59 00:02:13,887 --> 00:02:15,720 Get 'em stonewashed in holy water. 60 00:02:15,804 --> 00:02:18,428 Or acid-washed in what Hollyweird calls acid rain, 61 00:02:18,512 --> 00:02:20,887 but is really just the good Lord's tears. 62 00:02:20,970 --> 00:02:23,095 And I'll tell ya, Corkie, they cut quite a silhouette. 63 00:02:23,178 --> 00:02:25,428 Forgive me, Father, for I have thinned! 64 00:02:25,512 --> 00:02:27,553 [audience laughs] 65 00:02:27,637 --> 00:02:29,261 Now do we have any moms out there? 66 00:02:29,345 --> 00:02:30,720 [cheers and applause] 67 00:02:30,804 --> 00:02:32,387 Good. Yay! 68 00:02:32,470 --> 00:02:35,095 So from praying to oven scrubbing 69 00:02:35,178 --> 00:02:36,845 to submitting to your husband, 70 00:02:36,929 --> 00:02:39,679 we've got your kneeling needs covered. 71 00:02:41,845 --> 00:02:43,428 [audience gasps, cheers] 72 00:02:43,512 --> 00:02:45,345 [cheers and applause] 73 00:02:45,428 --> 00:02:48,095 'Cause Skants are made by moms for moms. 74 00:02:48,178 --> 00:02:49,261 Can I get a mom-men? 75 00:02:49,345 --> 00:02:50,845 [audience] Mom-men! 76 00:02:50,929 --> 00:02:52,345 - [Corkie laughs] - I can't hear you! 77 00:02:52,428 --> 00:02:54,512 Can I get a mom-men? 78 00:02:54,595 --> 00:02:56,428 [audience] Mom-men! 79 00:02:56,512 --> 00:02:58,387 Hey Tiff, we got a question. 80 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:00,637 Hi, Mrs. Pfaff! I love these Skants. 81 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:01,929 Speak your truth. 82 00:03:02,011 --> 00:03:03,720 But were you able to wear them when you were with child? 83 00:03:04,804 --> 00:03:06,929 Yes, abs--absolutely, I was. 84 00:03:07,011 --> 00:03:08,637 And you know what? Mazel tov to you with this! 85 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:10,553 I mean, not mazel tov. Halla-lu-yur. 86 00:03:10,637 --> 00:03:12,553 How many children do you have? 87 00:03:12,637 --> 00:03:14,053 Well, you know what? 88 00:03:14,136 --> 00:03:15,637 We can never have enough, am I right? 89 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:17,470 And if you act now, 90 00:03:17,553 --> 00:03:19,679 we'll even throw in a belt-- Bible or chastity. 91 00:03:19,762 --> 00:03:22,095 Does that mean you only have four or five? 92 00:03:22,178 --> 00:03:23,136 What? 93 00:03:23,220 --> 00:03:24,261 So she said, "Does that mean 94 00:03:24,345 --> 00:03:25,428 you only have four or five children?" 95 00:03:25,512 --> 00:03:27,095 Um, you know what? 96 00:03:27,178 --> 00:03:29,970 I believe we're all God's children. 97 00:03:30,053 --> 00:03:31,595 "Teach them well and how to fish, 98 00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:33,428 and they will learn how to kill fish forever," 99 00:03:33,512 --> 00:03:35,929 Adverbs 36:24:36. 100 00:03:36,011 --> 00:03:38,220 - I don't recognize that verse. - It's a new one. 101 00:03:38,303 --> 00:03:39,595 I mean, you just said that Skants were made 102 00:03:39,679 --> 00:03:41,595 for moms by moms... 103 00:03:41,679 --> 00:03:43,261 Yes, they--they are made by moms in Bangladesh 104 00:03:43,345 --> 00:03:45,011 or Honduras or wherever. 105 00:03:45,095 --> 00:03:46,345 You know, I don't fucking know. 106 00:03:46,428 --> 00:03:47,637 [audience gasps] 107 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:49,679 I wish you hadn't used that language. 108 00:03:49,762 --> 00:03:51,637 [muffled] I don't have any kids, Corkie. 109 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,679 I'm still on birth control. 110 00:03:53,762 --> 00:03:55,095 - [audience gasps] - Okay. 111 00:03:55,178 --> 00:03:56,428 [muffled] Corkie, no. Corkie, no! 112 00:03:56,512 --> 00:03:57,845 - Please! - [Tiff] Corkie, please. 113 00:03:57,929 --> 00:03:59,512 - Gimme another chance, Corkie. - I'm so sorry. 114 00:03:59,595 --> 00:04:00,845 ♪ All hail the power of Jesus ♪ 115 00:04:00,929 --> 00:04:02,720 Nope, nope, nope. We've gotta get this down now. 116 00:04:02,804 --> 00:04:04,929 [Tiff] ♪ The power of Jesus ♪ 117 00:04:05,011 --> 00:04:07,136 Let me sing it! Corkie! 118 00:04:07,220 --> 00:04:10,470 ♪ funky music ♪ 119 00:04:10,553 --> 00:04:12,178 Oh, finally got you on that date. 120 00:04:12,261 --> 00:04:14,387 - [Dawn laughs] Yup. - Reminds me of old times. 121 00:04:14,470 --> 00:04:16,178 Still don't know why you came back, Momo, 122 00:04:16,261 --> 00:04:19,470 but I am glad you did. 123 00:04:19,553 --> 00:04:21,345 I still have a lot of love for you. 124 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:22,720 Oh. I love-- 125 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:25,470 Which is why it's so important for me that... 126 00:04:25,553 --> 00:04:26,720 you like Marcus. 127 00:04:26,804 --> 00:04:28,595 You're my best friend, Momo. 128 00:04:28,679 --> 00:04:29,887 and-and he's a really good guy. 129 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:32,470 - Yeah, well, I'm not gonna like Marcus. 130 00:04:32,553 --> 00:04:34,178 And I don't want you to like Dede, like, at all. 131 00:04:34,261 --> 00:04:35,720 Wait, but she's our client. 132 00:04:35,804 --> 00:04:37,178 Yeah, so is Marcus. 133 00:04:37,261 --> 00:04:38,970 But what does that have to even--oh! 134 00:04:39,053 --> 00:04:40,553 - Hey - Hello. 135 00:04:40,637 --> 00:04:42,387 Sorry I'm late. Had to vote. 136 00:04:42,470 --> 00:04:44,220 Every vote counts. 137 00:04:44,303 --> 00:04:46,553 [laughs loudly] So true! 138 00:04:46,637 --> 00:04:48,762 - Why is that funny? - Oh, the electoral college. 139 00:04:48,845 --> 00:04:50,095 Gerrymandering. Gerrymandering. 140 00:04:50,178 --> 00:04:51,887 How white people be fucking over black people.. 141 00:04:51,970 --> 00:04:53,303 - [Dawn] Everything. - When they try to vote. 142 00:04:53,387 --> 00:04:54,929 - Got it. - [Mo] Yeah. 143 00:04:55,011 --> 00:04:56,970 But I do like Bush, so tic that box on the reg. 144 00:04:57,053 --> 00:04:59,011 - Check! - [laughter] 145 00:04:59,095 --> 00:05:01,178 I am so glad we can make this happen. 146 00:05:01,261 --> 00:05:03,303 - Well, you were so insistent. - Yes. 147 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:05,553 So we can get to know each other better, right, Dawn? 148 00:05:05,637 --> 00:05:07,428 - Yes, yes. - So tell me everything, girl. 149 00:05:07,512 --> 00:05:08,804 Okay, why don't we, uh, order, you know? 150 00:05:08,887 --> 00:05:09,762 Let me get the waiter over here. 151 00:05:09,845 --> 00:05:10,929 Well, no, no. 152 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:11,929 That-that's the beauty of this place. 153 00:05:12,011 --> 00:05:12,929 Omakase. 154 00:05:13,011 --> 00:05:13,970 No decisions. 155 00:05:14,053 --> 00:05:15,595 You just roll with it. 156 00:05:15,679 --> 00:05:17,762 These next three hours are gonna blow your mind. 157 00:05:17,845 --> 00:05:19,428 - Three hours? - [Dawn] Wow. 158 00:05:19,512 --> 00:05:21,512 - That sounds like a threat. - [laughter] 159 00:05:22,595 --> 00:05:24,011 So Dawn, 160 00:05:24,095 --> 00:05:26,720 Mo told me that you two were together on Black Monday. 161 00:05:26,804 --> 00:05:27,929 - Yes - [Connie] What was that like? 162 00:05:28,011 --> 00:05:28,929 Uh, you wanna know the real? 163 00:05:29,011 --> 00:05:30,011 - I wanna know. - [Mo] Well, I-- 164 00:05:30,095 --> 00:05:31,512 - Okay-- - I don't vote. 165 00:05:31,595 --> 00:05:33,762 I can't. I'm a felon. 166 00:05:33,845 --> 00:05:35,553 [Marcus] Oh, wow. Sorry to hear that. 167 00:05:35,637 --> 00:05:37,220 A lot of brothers in that same boat. 168 00:05:37,303 --> 00:05:38,595 - What happened? - Oh, my God. 169 00:05:38,679 --> 00:05:40,470 - That's such a long story. - [Dawn] Mm-hmm. 170 00:05:40,553 --> 00:05:41,512 So Dawn, back to Black Monday-- 171 00:05:41,595 --> 00:05:43,762 The year was 1968. 172 00:05:43,845 --> 00:05:45,887 Hair was long... under women's arms, 173 00:05:46,011 --> 00:05:47,303 and a Broadway hit. 174 00:05:47,387 --> 00:05:48,762 - [chuckles] - ♪ inspiring music ♪ 175 00:05:48,845 --> 00:05:50,053 I was just a young idealist 176 00:05:50,136 --> 00:05:52,679 who was tired of Uncle Sam and Uncle Toms. 177 00:05:52,762 --> 00:05:54,303 - [Dawn] Yes. - [laughs] Yeah. 178 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:55,595 So I joined the Black Panthers. 179 00:05:55,679 --> 00:05:57,804 - Really? - Really? 180 00:05:57,887 --> 00:05:59,095 Really? [chuckles] 181 00:05:59,178 --> 00:06:00,679 Really. 182 00:06:04,929 --> 00:06:06,470 - [exhales] - [Blair] Wow! 183 00:06:08,261 --> 00:06:11,387 This place turned out... 184 00:06:11,470 --> 00:06:13,178 - [both] Perfect! - [Tiff squeals] 185 00:06:13,261 --> 00:06:14,470 I can't believe this used to be 186 00:06:14,553 --> 00:06:15,887 your parent's stuffy shithole! 187 00:06:15,970 --> 00:06:17,095 I know! 188 00:06:17,178 --> 00:06:18,637 And it's gonna be photographed tomorrow 189 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:21,762 for a big spread in Penthouses Magazine. 190 00:06:21,845 --> 00:06:23,887 We're gonna be the Penthouses Pad of the Month! 191 00:06:23,970 --> 00:06:25,553 - Rad! - Right? 192 00:06:25,637 --> 00:06:27,220 Oh, this place is great! 193 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:28,679 Oh, I'm so glad you like it. 194 00:06:28,762 --> 00:06:32,178 I mean, it could do with just one tiny addition. 195 00:06:32,261 --> 00:06:34,178 What? We just finished renovating. 196 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:36,178 What could we possibly need? 197 00:06:36,261 --> 00:06:37,804 A nursery? 198 00:06:38,261 --> 00:06:39,553 Unless you mean for plants, 199 00:06:39,637 --> 00:06:40,637 the answer is, 200 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:41,970 "Fuck no. Are you crazy?" 201 00:06:42,053 --> 00:06:43,512 And that kind of works for plants. 202 00:06:43,595 --> 00:06:45,929 Blair, I want a baby. 203 00:06:46,011 --> 00:06:47,345 The next words out of your mouth 204 00:06:47,428 --> 00:06:49,428 better be "grand piano," "bird," 205 00:06:49,512 --> 00:06:51,512 or 'I Love Your Way' cassingle." 206 00:06:51,595 --> 00:06:53,136 I'll do all the work of hiring all the people 207 00:06:53,220 --> 00:06:54,720 to do all the work. 208 00:06:54,804 --> 00:06:57,887 You will not need to do a thing except... 209 00:06:57,970 --> 00:07:00,387 And I've even taken the liberty of setting up bathroom four 210 00:07:00,470 --> 00:07:02,887 with some lotion and the new Richard Gere GQ. 211 00:07:02,970 --> 00:07:04,929 - Mmm! - Hmm. 212 00:07:05,011 --> 00:07:07,845 No, Tiff, we're not raising a baby together. 213 00:07:07,929 --> 00:07:11,136 I know firsthand how a bad parent can fuck up a good kid. 214 00:07:11,220 --> 00:07:12,387 - No, no, no, no. - Blair! 215 00:07:12,470 --> 00:07:13,303 Ah! 216 00:07:13,387 --> 00:07:15,053 You don't get to say no to me! 217 00:07:15,136 --> 00:07:17,720 Okay, you have hijacked my name and my life 218 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:18,845 and my identity. 219 00:07:18,929 --> 00:07:20,637 I was Tiff Georgina, 220 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:23,637 and now I'm just some mom-abee hawking Skants 221 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:25,887 to a bunch of Bible breeding bitches 222 00:07:25,970 --> 00:07:27,637 on a channel in the teens! 223 00:07:29,595 --> 00:07:32,720 It's not great, Blair, but I'll take it. 224 00:07:32,804 --> 00:07:34,970 And you don't get to take it from me. 225 00:07:35,053 --> 00:07:37,512 And unlike you, I don't get to have a beard. 226 00:07:37,595 --> 00:07:40,136 Unless I go off my spironolactone. 227 00:07:41,470 --> 00:07:43,387 - Is this really what you want? - Yes. 228 00:07:43,470 --> 00:07:44,720 Yes, yes! 229 00:07:44,804 --> 00:07:46,387 But my clock's a-tickin', 230 00:07:46,470 --> 00:07:48,387 so you've got to get your Richard in gear, 231 00:07:48,470 --> 00:07:49,720 so to speak. 232 00:07:49,804 --> 00:07:51,178 A little dollop'll do ya? 233 00:07:51,261 --> 00:07:52,428 Little squirtages? 234 00:07:52,512 --> 00:07:53,637 Okay, okay. 235 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,595 What if we do a test run first? 236 00:07:55,679 --> 00:07:56,553 Yes. 237 00:07:56,637 --> 00:07:57,845 I know this hotshot 238 00:07:57,929 --> 00:07:59,470 who's coming to the election party tonight, 239 00:07:59,553 --> 00:08:01,303 and he's got three kids. 240 00:08:01,387 --> 00:08:03,345 So why don't you stay home and offer to babysit 241 00:08:03,428 --> 00:08:04,679 and see how it goes. 242 00:08:04,762 --> 00:08:08,095 Afterwards, if this is still what you want, 243 00:08:08,178 --> 00:08:09,553 I'm on board. 244 00:08:09,637 --> 00:08:11,303 Yes! Oh, it's a deal! 245 00:08:11,387 --> 00:08:13,261 It's a deal! It's a deal, Daddy. 246 00:08:13,345 --> 00:08:15,428 [baby-talking] And here's our little baby boo-boo. 247 00:08:15,512 --> 00:08:17,387 Okay, well, don't infantilize the cup... 248 00:08:17,470 --> 00:08:19,136 - [smooching] - ...'cause I have to... 249 00:08:19,220 --> 00:08:20,261 - Uh-oh. Baby's hungry. - ...use it. 250 00:08:20,345 --> 00:08:22,887 [indistinct chatter] 251 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:24,929 I think I see my campaign fund manager, 252 00:08:25,011 --> 00:08:26,762 if you'll excuse me. 253 00:08:26,845 --> 00:08:27,762 I've been calling you! 254 00:08:27,845 --> 00:08:29,595 Oh, yeah? You miss me? 255 00:08:29,679 --> 00:08:31,887 Not as much as you missed our media buy targets. 256 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:36,470 It's too close to call with 85% of districts reporting. 257 00:08:36,553 --> 00:08:39,387 We lost Chateauguay, Blair, where I supposedly live. 258 00:08:39,470 --> 00:08:42,470 Okay, well, the only château gay I know 259 00:08:42,553 --> 00:08:44,762 is a boy-lesque house in the West Village, 260 00:08:44,845 --> 00:08:47,053 where we're gonna celebrate later tonight when you win. 261 00:08:47,136 --> 00:08:48,804 It's upstate, but you'd know that 262 00:08:48,887 --> 00:08:51,595 if you spent a little more time and money on my campaign. 263 00:08:51,679 --> 00:08:53,387 Well, look at that. We just lost Schenectady. 264 00:08:53,470 --> 00:08:54,762 This is on you, Blair. 265 00:08:54,845 --> 00:08:57,095 - I swear to God, if I lose-- - We can't lose. 266 00:08:57,178 --> 00:08:59,512 We're wearing our lucky shoes. 267 00:08:59,595 --> 00:09:01,136 Are you kidding me? 268 00:09:01,220 --> 00:09:03,804 Don't try to ruin my life any more than you already have. 269 00:09:03,887 --> 00:09:06,303 There are cameras everywhere. My kids are here. 270 00:09:06,387 --> 00:09:08,762 Of course my wife is not because I think she's onto us, 271 00:09:08,845 --> 00:09:11,637 but at least the big guy in the sky could make it. 272 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:12,887 - God? - [Harris] No. 273 00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:14,637 My fucking evil father-in-law. 274 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,095 Speak of the devil. 275 00:09:16,178 --> 00:09:18,136 Dad! Glad you could make it. 276 00:09:18,220 --> 00:09:20,011 Looks like you won't. 277 00:09:20,095 --> 00:09:22,970 What, couldn't get the Chateaugays to come out? 278 00:09:23,053 --> 00:09:26,512 You never should've forsaken me, my child. 279 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:29,887 That was an exit line, boys! 280 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,929 Let's go! Move it! 281 00:09:32,011 --> 00:09:34,178 ♪ dramatic music ♪ 282 00:09:34,261 --> 00:09:35,595 Okay. 283 00:09:35,679 --> 00:09:37,428 Roger, don't let him get into your head. 284 00:09:37,512 --> 00:09:39,136 Don't touch me. 285 00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:40,345 ♪ dark music ♪ 286 00:09:40,428 --> 00:09:42,804 ♪♪♪ 287 00:09:42,887 --> 00:09:44,804 Welcome to my home. 288 00:09:44,887 --> 00:09:48,303 Won't you please come in, you little darlings. 289 00:09:48,387 --> 00:09:49,804 Hello. 290 00:09:49,887 --> 00:09:51,178 Uh, señora, 291 00:09:51,261 --> 00:09:53,970 feel free to help yourself to any food in the Help fridge, 292 00:09:54,053 --> 00:09:56,387 and, um, please don't let the children touch anything. 293 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:58,011 Big photo shoot tomorrow. 294 00:09:58,095 --> 00:09:59,303 And if you need me, 295 00:09:59,387 --> 00:10:02,053 I'll just be mommin' around in my bubble bath. 296 00:10:02,136 --> 00:10:03,887 [in thick accent] Señora, I can't stay. 297 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:05,303 I have to vote. 298 00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:07,637 With that accent? Oh, they're not gonna let-- 299 00:10:09,762 --> 00:10:10,970 [without accent] [laI had you there for a minute, 300 00:10:11,053 --> 00:10:12,345 didn't I, puta madre? 301 00:10:12,428 --> 00:10:14,220 Okay, you're a cutup. 302 00:10:14,303 --> 00:10:17,303 Seriously, though, I gotta go take care of my own kids. 303 00:10:18,887 --> 00:10:19,804 Fine. 304 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:21,095 I guess I'll just 305 00:10:21,178 --> 00:10:23,053 puta them on the couch, and I'll madre. 306 00:10:23,136 --> 00:10:25,470 ♪ funky music ♪ 307 00:10:25,553 --> 00:10:28,220 Kids, what are we drinking? 308 00:10:28,303 --> 00:10:32,845 ♪♪♪ 309 00:10:32,929 --> 00:10:34,428 [Mo] People remember the guns, 310 00:10:34,512 --> 00:10:35,679 but they don't remember the fun. 311 00:10:35,762 --> 00:10:37,887 I joined the Panthers to serve kids breakfast, 312 00:10:38,011 --> 00:10:40,261 you know, do the whole book drive thing. 313 00:10:40,345 --> 00:10:41,512 And then I met her, 314 00:10:41,595 --> 00:10:44,011 and what happened next not only changed my life, 315 00:10:44,095 --> 00:10:45,720 but it changed the course of history forever. 316 00:10:45,804 --> 00:10:48,053 Well, that seems like a natural stopping point. 317 00:10:48,136 --> 00:10:49,929 Are you crazy? Go on, Mo. 318 00:10:50,011 --> 00:10:51,929 Yeah, please. Come on, Momo. 319 00:10:52,011 --> 00:10:55,428 ♪♪♪ 320 00:10:55,512 --> 00:10:58,428 [no audible dialogue] 321 00:10:58,512 --> 00:11:00,428 [Mo] Even though I didn't know that bitch was FBI 322 00:11:00,512 --> 00:11:02,011 when she said, "I got you." 323 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,428 [Dawn] Mmm! 324 00:11:03,512 --> 00:11:05,095 There was something about it that was just-- 325 00:11:05,178 --> 00:11:06,261 it was eating at me. 326 00:11:06,345 --> 00:11:07,845 Mm, kind of like how I was just eating the hell 327 00:11:07,929 --> 00:11:09,929 out of that miso black cod. 328 00:11:10,011 --> 00:11:11,553 That kind of reminds me of Black Monday. 329 00:11:11,637 --> 00:11:12,762 - Dawn-- - Uh, one second. 330 00:11:12,845 --> 00:11:15,345 - Ugh, that evil bitch. - Oh, the worst. 331 00:11:15,428 --> 00:11:17,637 ♪♪♪ 332 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,428 [no audible dialogue] 333 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:23,720 ♪♪♪ 334 00:11:23,804 --> 00:11:25,136 Sorry, y'all. 335 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:27,053 I kind of feel like I've been talking this whole time. 336 00:11:27,136 --> 00:11:28,345 I agree. 337 00:11:28,428 --> 00:11:29,470 Come on, now. You gotta finish. 338 00:11:29,553 --> 00:11:30,637 Yeah, please, please. More. 339 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,303 [Mo] Okay. 340 00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:37,345 ♪♪♪ 341 00:11:37,428 --> 00:11:39,303 You know, so there I am, 24-year old kid. 342 00:11:39,387 --> 00:11:41,220 I'm standing in front of this federal judge, right? 343 00:11:41,303 --> 00:11:42,553 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - And he's looking at me, 344 00:11:42,637 --> 00:11:43,845 just licking his chops, 345 00:11:43,929 --> 00:11:46,011 and that motherfucker gave me eight years 346 00:11:46,095 --> 00:11:48,053 while that bitch just laughed. 347 00:11:48,136 --> 00:11:50,470 - Wow. That's a fuckin' story. - [Mo] Yeah. 348 00:11:50,553 --> 00:11:51,804 What happened to that bitch agent? 349 00:11:51,887 --> 00:11:54,303 Okay, I think we're throwing the B-word around 350 00:11:54,387 --> 00:11:55,929 a little liberally. 351 00:11:56,011 --> 00:11:57,470 [Mo] Well, sometimes that word applies. 352 00:11:57,553 --> 00:11:59,595 Yeah, the bitch sounds like a bitch to me. [laughs] 353 00:11:59,679 --> 00:12:01,470 Yeah. 354 00:12:01,553 --> 00:12:03,804 Well, I never saw the bitch again, but, I don't know, 355 00:12:03,887 --> 00:12:06,220 it just feels like she's always with me somehow, you know? 356 00:12:06,303 --> 00:12:07,345 - Mm-hmm. - [Marcus] Bitches do that. 357 00:12:07,428 --> 00:12:08,303 Mm-hmm. 358 00:12:08,387 --> 00:12:09,845 Wow, Momo. 359 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:12,095 Yeah, bet you're thinking about my tragic tale of woe, huh? 360 00:12:12,178 --> 00:12:13,762 Mm-mm, I was actually thinking, 361 00:12:13,845 --> 00:12:15,178 "How old is this nigga?" 362 00:12:15,261 --> 00:12:16,428 That's fair. 363 00:12:16,512 --> 00:12:18,804 - So anyway, Dawn-- - I was a Panther too. 364 00:12:18,887 --> 00:12:20,470 Get the fuck out of here. 365 00:12:20,553 --> 00:12:22,178 - No. - Oakland. 366 00:12:22,261 --> 00:12:24,845 Those co-intel pro-FBI undercover motherfuckers... 367 00:12:24,929 --> 00:12:26,637 - [Dawn] Mm! - Erased a whole future 368 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:27,762 of strong black men leading. 369 00:12:27,845 --> 00:12:29,178 [Dawn] Mm-hmm. 370 00:12:29,261 --> 00:12:31,178 That's why I got into the AASF: to give it back. 371 00:12:31,261 --> 00:12:32,512 - [Dawn] Mm-hmm. - Power to the people. 372 00:12:32,595 --> 00:12:34,553 - Come on, now. - Power to the people, brother. 373 00:12:34,637 --> 00:12:36,136 You know, black women created the Panthers 374 00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:37,929 to address the concerns of the community 375 00:12:38,011 --> 00:12:39,303 before the men took it over 376 00:12:39,387 --> 00:12:42,095 and turned a nonviolent school food program into an army. 377 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,470 Mm. 378 00:12:43,553 --> 00:12:45,553 Just another institution hijacked by male ego. 379 00:12:45,637 --> 00:12:47,887 And I know you can relate to that, Dawn, 'cause, I mean, 380 00:12:47,970 --> 00:12:49,220 - you spent some time... - Oh, ooh, ooh! 381 00:12:49,303 --> 00:12:50,553 - I got another story. - [Connie] No, no, no, no. 382 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:52,136 You've had your fill, buster. 383 00:12:52,220 --> 00:12:53,845 Wait, wait, wait. 384 00:12:53,929 --> 00:12:55,804 You're with the FBI? 385 00:12:58,053 --> 00:12:59,387 [both] What? 386 00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:00,470 Nobody else hears it? 387 00:13:00,553 --> 00:13:01,720 'Cause to me, it sounds like 388 00:13:01,804 --> 00:13:02,804 you with the bitch from the FBI. 389 00:13:02,887 --> 00:13:04,553 - [Mo and Marcus murmur] - You know? [laughs] 390 00:13:04,637 --> 00:13:07,220 You're okay w-with-with her trying to set up Mo 391 00:13:07,303 --> 00:13:09,804 and all those other strong, intelligent black-- 392 00:13:09,887 --> 00:13:11,220 - Kings. - Kings. Kings! 393 00:13:11,303 --> 00:13:12,303 You are kind of coming off like that. 394 00:13:12,387 --> 00:13:13,553 - [Marcus] Shit. - Mm-hmm. 395 00:13:13,637 --> 00:13:16,053 All I'm saying is if we want civil rights, 396 00:13:16,136 --> 00:13:17,387 we have to be civil. 397 00:13:17,470 --> 00:13:20,804 So I'm sure that agent had her reasons. 398 00:13:22,804 --> 00:13:24,387 [laughter] 399 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,929 What the fuck are you talking about? 400 00:13:26,011 --> 00:13:28,595 [Dawn] Bitch, you sound crazy! 401 00:13:28,679 --> 00:13:30,929 This bitch sounds out of her mind! 402 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,220 [Connie laughs sarcastically] All right. All right. 403 00:13:32,303 --> 00:13:34,637 [Dawn] Oh, my God! Where the sake, baby? 404 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:37,679 ...caucus headquarters a bit less joyous tonight. 405 00:13:37,762 --> 00:13:39,136 And now I'm hearing 406 00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:40,970 that they're tallying the final vote 407 00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:43,345 in the contentious neck-and-neck race 408 00:13:43,428 --> 00:13:47,220 for Roger Harris's seat in congress, and--yup. 409 00:13:47,303 --> 00:13:49,512 Yes, it sounds like they're prepared to call. 410 00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:51,261 They're calling it right now. 411 00:13:51,345 --> 00:13:52,762 The winner is 412 00:13:52,845 --> 00:13:54,595 Congressman Roger Harris. 413 00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:56,428 [cheers and applause] 414 00:13:56,512 --> 00:13:59,303 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 415 00:13:59,387 --> 00:14:00,512 [all] Speech! Speech! 416 00:14:00,595 --> 00:14:02,011 Go give the people what they want. 417 00:14:02,095 --> 00:14:07,178 ♪♪♪ 418 00:14:08,512 --> 00:14:10,303 I want to thank the great people of New York! 419 00:14:10,387 --> 00:14:11,970 [cheering] 420 00:14:12,053 --> 00:14:15,095 Listen, uh, Blair. 421 00:14:15,178 --> 00:14:16,762 I learned a lot of information 422 00:14:16,845 --> 00:14:19,970 at that Halloween party and tonight 423 00:14:20,053 --> 00:14:22,303 they could fuck up everything for everyone, but-- 424 00:14:22,387 --> 00:14:26,011 Oh, big surprise. Keith's a rat again. 425 00:14:26,095 --> 00:14:27,804 I was going to say, 426 00:14:27,887 --> 00:14:31,303 "But I don't know if I should use it." 427 00:14:31,387 --> 00:14:33,804 You know, maybe I could tell you what I know, 428 00:14:33,887 --> 00:14:35,762 - and you could-- - What, confirm it for you? 429 00:14:35,845 --> 00:14:37,762 How convenient. 430 00:14:37,845 --> 00:14:39,053 Whoa, Jesus! Whoa, whoa! 431 00:14:39,136 --> 00:14:40,220 You got the wrong idea. 432 00:14:40,303 --> 00:14:41,762 Please, I was looking for a wire. 433 00:14:41,845 --> 00:14:42,720 Like the one you wore to my wedding. 434 00:14:42,804 --> 00:14:43,762 What do you want? 435 00:14:43,845 --> 00:14:44,720 I'm having a weird night, man. 436 00:14:44,804 --> 00:14:46,095 I wanna help you, okay? 437 00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:47,970 'Cause I was you. 438 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:50,762 And this doesn't end well. 439 00:14:50,845 --> 00:14:52,011 Let's be friends. 440 00:14:52,095 --> 00:14:53,845 Can you imagine how powerful 441 00:14:53,929 --> 00:14:55,303 two guys like us could be together? 442 00:14:55,387 --> 00:14:56,637 I'm not your friend. 443 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:59,428 I'm not like you, and I don't like you. 444 00:14:59,512 --> 00:15:02,428 ♪ tense music ♪ 445 00:15:02,512 --> 00:15:04,136 Your funeral. 446 00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:06,345 And I'd like to thank, most of all, 447 00:15:06,428 --> 00:15:08,970 my wife at home. 448 00:15:09,053 --> 00:15:11,011 I love you, Mother. 449 00:15:11,095 --> 00:15:15,595 And then the princess embarked on her greatest adventure: 450 00:15:15,679 --> 00:15:17,845 going a size down. 451 00:15:17,929 --> 00:15:19,428 Can I play with your makeup? 452 00:15:19,512 --> 00:15:21,303 Oh, sweetie, I think you're a little young. 453 00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:23,011 Daddy says it makes me look hot. 454 00:15:23,887 --> 00:15:25,095 You mean cute? 455 00:15:25,178 --> 00:15:26,261 No. 456 00:15:26,345 --> 00:15:28,261 [slowly] Okay. 457 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:29,470 You know what? 458 00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:30,845 Um, why don't we just play house? 459 00:15:30,929 --> 00:15:33,470 Okay, how about you be the dad, you be the mom-- 460 00:15:33,553 --> 00:15:34,804 And you be the mistress! 461 00:15:34,887 --> 00:15:37,136 - Hey! - [children laugh] 462 00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:38,679 [boy] You liked it. 463 00:15:38,762 --> 00:15:40,512 [Harris] So glad we stayed 464 00:15:40,595 --> 00:15:42,345 all the way to the bitter end, huh? 465 00:15:42,428 --> 00:15:43,345 Oh, yes. Absolutely. 466 00:15:43,428 --> 00:15:44,345 [photographer] Say cheese! 467 00:15:44,428 --> 00:15:45,970 - [all] Cheese! - [Harris laughs] 468 00:15:46,053 --> 00:15:48,220 [Harris] Thank you, again, so much. 469 00:15:48,303 --> 00:15:49,637 All right, good night. 470 00:15:52,929 --> 00:15:54,553 Congratulations, Congressman. 471 00:15:54,637 --> 00:15:56,679 I'm sorry I got a little bitchy. 472 00:15:56,762 --> 00:15:58,637 I was just nervous. 473 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,387 I couldn't have done this without you. 474 00:16:00,470 --> 00:16:02,637 No one got behind me the way you did. 475 00:16:04,053 --> 00:16:05,637 Maybe it's time I got behind you. 476 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:06,970 [chuckles] 477 00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:10,553 Well, cute double entendres aside, 478 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,845 how quickly do you think you can get behind 479 00:16:12,929 --> 00:16:14,261 this bank bailout? 480 00:16:14,345 --> 00:16:15,845 Immediately. 481 00:16:15,929 --> 00:16:17,553 After I solidify my standing 482 00:16:17,637 --> 00:16:19,095 and another term seems in the bag, 483 00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:20,387 I will slip it right in. 484 00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:22,178 Wait, another term? 485 00:16:22,261 --> 00:16:24,261 We can't wait that long. 486 00:16:24,345 --> 00:16:25,720 Are you being serious right now? 487 00:16:25,804 --> 00:16:27,428 Blair, pushing through a bailout 488 00:16:27,512 --> 00:16:29,053 and benefitting my campaign finance chair 489 00:16:29,136 --> 00:16:30,387 right after the election? 490 00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:32,011 Well, that's just not gonna happen. 491 00:16:32,095 --> 00:16:33,845 Big B, the whole reason 492 00:16:33,929 --> 00:16:35,762 that I wanted to get away from Newell 493 00:16:35,845 --> 00:16:38,136 was so that I could start doing things that I believe in: 494 00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:40,553 helping the hardworking people of America. 495 00:16:40,637 --> 00:16:41,428 Fuck them. 496 00:16:41,512 --> 00:16:42,679 Excuse me? 497 00:16:42,762 --> 00:16:44,387 You heard me. Fuck them. 498 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:47,178 You owe me. We had a deal. 499 00:16:48,762 --> 00:16:50,512 Okay. 500 00:16:50,595 --> 00:16:52,095 This is a good night. Let's not ruin it. 501 00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:54,637 The limos are waiting. 502 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,136 Maybe we should ride separately... 503 00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:58,804 for the optics. 504 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:01,053 ♪ dark music ♪ 505 00:17:01,136 --> 00:17:03,970 I have a tape. 506 00:17:04,053 --> 00:17:05,762 Remember Halloween? 507 00:17:05,845 --> 00:17:07,720 I had the security cameras recording 508 00:17:07,804 --> 00:17:10,470 in 12.7 millimeter VHS resolution. 509 00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:13,720 How 'bout those optics? 510 00:17:14,595 --> 00:17:16,095 What did you do? 511 00:17:16,178 --> 00:17:17,595 Nothing. 512 00:17:17,679 --> 00:17:19,804 Yet. 513 00:17:19,887 --> 00:17:21,053 I am so sick 514 00:17:21,136 --> 00:17:23,595 of this relationship being on your terms. 515 00:17:23,679 --> 00:17:25,929 You call when you want. You disappear. 516 00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:27,762 You snap at me. 517 00:17:27,845 --> 00:17:30,428 You use me. 518 00:17:30,512 --> 00:17:31,387 Sponsor the bailout 519 00:17:31,470 --> 00:17:32,720 and no one has to see you go down. 520 00:17:32,804 --> 00:17:34,762 You're on the tape too. 521 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:37,595 It's mutually assured destruction. 522 00:17:37,679 --> 00:17:38,887 Try me. 523 00:17:39,762 --> 00:17:41,679 First you try to bribe me. Then you try to buy me. 524 00:17:41,762 --> 00:17:43,261 Now you try to blackmail me? 525 00:17:44,387 --> 00:17:46,428 I don't know who you are. 526 00:17:46,512 --> 00:17:48,553 [scoffs] 527 00:17:48,637 --> 00:17:50,762 I don't know if I ever knew you. 528 00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:53,387 Who are you, Blair? 529 00:17:55,595 --> 00:17:58,512 ♪ sorrowful music ♪ 530 00:17:58,595 --> 00:18:03,595 ♪♪♪ 531 00:18:08,095 --> 00:18:10,387 Excuse me. Uh--uh, boys? 532 00:18:13,261 --> 00:18:14,637 Pastor Swafford, 533 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,804 I have something I think you're gonna wanna see. 534 00:18:19,053 --> 00:18:20,178 [Keith] Larry! 535 00:18:20,261 --> 00:18:21,428 You're never gonna believe 536 00:18:21,512 --> 00:18:23,303 what I got on Blair and that congressman. 537 00:18:23,387 --> 00:18:24,303 Oof. 538 00:18:24,387 --> 00:18:26,136 [distant groan] 539 00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:27,470 - Hello? - [glass clinks] 540 00:18:27,553 --> 00:18:30,345 Larry? 541 00:18:30,428 --> 00:18:31,470 Larry? 542 00:18:31,553 --> 00:18:32,929 ♪ dark music ♪ 543 00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:36,387 [man groans] 544 00:18:36,470 --> 00:18:37,387 Oh, my God. 545 00:18:37,470 --> 00:18:39,303 Larry, are-are you okay? 546 00:18:39,387 --> 00:18:40,595 Oh. 547 00:18:40,679 --> 00:18:42,220 Hey, Keith. 548 00:18:42,303 --> 00:18:43,887 It's me... 549 00:18:43,970 --> 00:18:45,053 [grunts] 550 00:18:45,136 --> 00:18:46,720 ...Lenny! 551 00:18:46,804 --> 00:18:48,553 No, no, no. Lenny is dead. 552 00:18:48,637 --> 00:18:49,679 Dead? 553 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:54,720 [laughs] 554 00:18:54,804 --> 00:18:57,428 Oh, far from it, Keith. 555 00:18:57,512 --> 00:19:01,428 You see, when that old man fell on top of that car, 556 00:19:01,512 --> 00:19:05,345 uh, my spine was shattered to dust. 557 00:19:05,428 --> 00:19:07,553 [pants] I had so many transfusions 558 00:19:07,637 --> 00:19:09,261 that the nurses would joke 559 00:19:09,345 --> 00:19:11,345 that my blood type... [inhales] 560 00:19:11,428 --> 00:19:13,428 ...was "O-shit." 561 00:19:13,512 --> 00:19:15,762 I was the lucky recipient 562 00:19:15,845 --> 00:19:20,595 of the first ever ribcage transplanted from an animal, 563 00:19:20,679 --> 00:19:22,720 which never would've been possible 564 00:19:22,804 --> 00:19:25,762 without the help of Dr. Bananas! 565 00:19:25,845 --> 00:19:28,428 Mm, the brave silverback gorilla 566 00:19:28,512 --> 00:19:31,887 who gave her life so I can breathe... 567 00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:35,178 very-very painfully, hmm. 568 00:19:35,679 --> 00:19:39,303 Wow. Um...that--that sucks. 569 00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,053 - I'm sorry about that. - Yeah. 570 00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:42,887 Um, is-is Larry around? 571 00:19:44,970 --> 00:19:46,637 Are you fucking serious? 572 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:49,887 I have gone through 37 surgeries. 573 00:19:49,970 --> 00:19:53,887 I am part RoboCop, part... [inhales] ...Donkey Kong. 574 00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:54,929 And you have no follow-ups? 575 00:19:55,011 --> 00:19:57,136 Uh, okay. Uh... 576 00:19:57,220 --> 00:19:58,970 how are you? What have you been up to? 577 00:19:59,053 --> 00:20:00,303 Well, you know. 578 00:20:00,387 --> 00:20:01,970 Hiding in the shadows, plotting, scheming, 579 00:20:02,053 --> 00:20:03,136 doing PT. 580 00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:05,428 Lots of--lots of PT 581 00:20:05,512 --> 00:20:06,970 until I am ready 582 00:20:07,053 --> 00:20:09,470 to reclaim my seat 583 00:20:09,553 --> 00:20:12,261 as the rightful head of the Leighman Brothers! 584 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,261 [laughs shortly] 585 00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:16,804 [coughing violently] 586 00:20:16,887 --> 00:20:17,887 Uh, okay. All right. 587 00:20:17,970 --> 00:20:19,303 So just tell Larry that I-I dropped by, 588 00:20:19,387 --> 00:20:20,303 and I'm gonna get out of here. 589 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:21,303 Wait! 590 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,929 Wait right there! 591 00:20:23,011 --> 00:20:25,387 [pants] What were you just talking about... 592 00:20:25,470 --> 00:20:28,136 in there, about Blair and the congressman? 593 00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:30,595 Because there is something 594 00:20:30,679 --> 00:20:33,303 very off about those two. 595 00:20:33,387 --> 00:20:35,553 Keith, do you know what I'm talking about? 596 00:20:37,387 --> 00:20:38,679 No. 597 00:20:38,762 --> 00:20:40,845 Yeah, I-I, uh... 598 00:20:40,929 --> 00:20:42,345 - I don't. - [scoffs] 599 00:20:42,428 --> 00:20:44,470 I don't think I believe you. 600 00:20:44,553 --> 00:20:47,929 Keith, I still think you're protecting people 601 00:20:48,011 --> 00:20:52,637 who don't give a soft shit 602 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,261 about you. 603 00:20:54,345 --> 00:20:56,929 So pick a side, Keith. 604 00:20:57,011 --> 00:20:59,220 Ours or prison. 605 00:20:59,303 --> 00:21:00,512 Wait, what? No, no. 606 00:21:00,595 --> 00:21:01,970 That was never part of the deal. 607 00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,178 Larry and I are friends. He needs me. 608 00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:04,136 We're bringing the Leighman Brothers 609 00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:05,178 into the '90s. 610 00:21:05,261 --> 00:21:07,720 He lied to you! 611 00:21:07,804 --> 00:21:09,804 You are not needed, Keith, 612 00:21:09,887 --> 00:21:12,261 because you are nobody. 613 00:21:12,345 --> 00:21:13,720 You are nothing. 614 00:21:14,136 --> 00:21:16,220 - Fuck you. - [Lenny] Fuck you! 615 00:21:16,303 --> 00:21:18,679 I want my revenge! 616 00:21:18,762 --> 00:21:21,804 Or you go back to jail, Keith! 617 00:21:21,887 --> 00:21:23,720 I want my revenge! 618 00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:26,428 ♪ tense music ♪ 619 00:21:26,512 --> 00:21:28,929 Oh! All r--I-I've seen enough. 620 00:21:29,011 --> 00:21:30,595 Avert mine eyes, boys! 621 00:21:30,679 --> 00:21:32,303 Disgusting. 622 00:21:32,387 --> 00:21:33,553 [Blair] Could be quite a scandal for you 623 00:21:33,637 --> 00:21:35,387 if this tape got out. 624 00:21:35,470 --> 00:21:36,637 Wonder what your flock would think? 625 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,178 Or your daughter? 626 00:21:38,261 --> 00:21:41,470 I imagine enrollment in your conversion therapy program, 627 00:21:41,553 --> 00:21:43,512 the Newell School for Gayward Children, 628 00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:45,470 might drop, but it doesn't have to. 629 00:21:45,553 --> 00:21:47,512 You're a man of influence. 630 00:21:47,595 --> 00:21:50,095 Call the governor and all your other powerful friends, 631 00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:52,595 or I'm gonna call every newspaper I know. 632 00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,595 [Newell] You'd really do that to Roger? 633 00:21:54,679 --> 00:21:55,679 My mother used to say, 634 00:21:55,762 --> 00:21:57,011 "In life, when something breaks, 635 00:21:57,095 --> 00:21:58,720 you can't always put it back together, 636 00:21:58,804 --> 00:22:01,387 but you can use the pieces to move forward." 637 00:22:01,470 --> 00:22:04,178 Your son-in-law broke his bank bailout deal with me. 638 00:22:04,261 --> 00:22:06,345 I'm just using the pieces. 639 00:22:07,011 --> 00:22:08,887 Your bank bailout for the video? 640 00:22:08,970 --> 00:22:10,220 Exactly. 641 00:22:10,303 --> 00:22:12,428 Nothing personal. Just quid pro quo. 642 00:22:13,303 --> 00:22:14,345 Done. 643 00:22:14,428 --> 00:22:16,220 Give the tape to Gregory, 644 00:22:16,303 --> 00:22:18,470 the dirty blond. 645 00:22:18,845 --> 00:22:20,845 We're bankrupt? Again? 646 00:22:20,929 --> 00:22:22,762 Shut your pierogi hole! 647 00:22:22,845 --> 00:22:24,929 You're just my sex Slav. 648 00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:26,428 [laughs] Do Christmas! 649 00:22:29,136 --> 00:22:30,929 [in thick Slavic accent] McDonald's on Christmas? 650 00:22:31,011 --> 00:22:32,595 It's tradition! 651 00:22:32,679 --> 00:22:34,011 - [ashtray shatters] - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. 652 00:22:34,095 --> 00:22:35,512 Okay, time-out. Time out. 653 00:22:35,595 --> 00:22:36,970 - Now, let's not throw things. - ♪ rock music ♪ 654 00:22:37,053 --> 00:22:38,720 Oh, no, no, no, no. You wouldn't dare. 655 00:22:38,804 --> 00:22:40,553 - [laughs] - Put that down. 656 00:22:40,637 --> 00:22:41,804 - Put that down. - ♪ Kick it! ♪ 657 00:22:41,887 --> 00:22:45,053 Oh! Oh, you are in so much trouble! 658 00:22:45,136 --> 00:22:45,845 No. 659 00:22:45,929 --> 00:22:47,387 This is unacceptable! 660 00:22:47,470 --> 00:22:48,929 ♪ Man, you don't wanna go ♪ 661 00:22:49,011 --> 00:22:50,428 [Tiff] Don't you dare throw that! 662 00:22:50,512 --> 00:22:52,679 - [boy shrieks gleefully] - [Tiff] Oh, my God! 663 00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:54,387 - No! - ♪ You ask your mom please ♪ 664 00:22:54,470 --> 00:22:56,303 - ♪ But she still says no ♪ - No one can see that! 665 00:22:56,387 --> 00:22:57,470 ♪♪♪ 666 00:22:57,553 --> 00:22:59,011 Oh, my God! 667 00:22:59,095 --> 00:23:00,136 ♪ You gotta fight ♪ 668 00:23:00,220 --> 00:23:01,345 ♪♪♪ 669 00:23:01,428 --> 00:23:03,387 - ♪ For your right ♪ - You know what you need? 670 00:23:03,470 --> 00:23:04,637 ♪ To party ♪ 671 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,053 Ooh, you nasty woman. 672 00:23:06,136 --> 00:23:07,762 [kids laughing] 673 00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:09,178 - [chomp] - Ow! 674 00:23:09,261 --> 00:23:10,595 You little fucker! 675 00:23:10,679 --> 00:23:12,512 Ow! 676 00:23:12,595 --> 00:23:13,845 - You little piece of shit! - Try anything! 677 00:23:13,929 --> 00:23:15,929 Ow! 678 00:23:16,011 --> 00:23:17,679 [kids cackle] 679 00:23:17,762 --> 00:23:19,011 ♪♪♪ 680 00:23:19,095 --> 00:23:20,887 [demonically] Come to Mama. 681 00:23:20,970 --> 00:23:24,512 ♪ Party ♪ 682 00:23:24,595 --> 00:23:25,804 ♪♪♪ 683 00:23:25,887 --> 00:23:27,345 [doorbell rings] 684 00:23:33,887 --> 00:23:34,929 Junior, 685 00:23:35,011 --> 00:23:36,512 Eric, Ivanka, 686 00:23:36,595 --> 00:23:38,220 time to go. 687 00:23:44,804 --> 00:23:46,595 Where are your manners? 688 00:23:46,679 --> 00:23:48,095 [huffs] 689 00:24:05,929 --> 00:24:07,220 - Where did she come from? - She's a comedian. 690 00:24:07,303 --> 00:24:08,679 - That shit's just funny. - [laughter] 691 00:24:08,762 --> 00:24:10,387 It don't make no sense to me! 692 00:24:10,470 --> 00:24:12,553 He was plotting against the governor. 693 00:24:12,637 --> 00:24:13,679 Entrapment! 694 00:24:13,762 --> 00:24:14,762 The government plotted against him! 695 00:24:14,845 --> 00:24:15,845 - They made him do it. - Hey, Mo? 696 00:24:15,929 --> 00:24:16,970 What is he doing here? 697 00:24:17,053 --> 00:24:18,637 Hey, Mo, can you come talk to me? 698 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,136 Keith, we're in the middle of fucking dinner right now, okay? 699 00:24:21,345 --> 00:24:22,637 Yeah, but I'm also in the middle 700 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,679 of fucking something right now too, so... 701 00:24:24,762 --> 00:24:25,970 I really need a friend. 702 00:24:26,053 --> 00:24:28,845 I'm not your fucking friend, Keith. 703 00:24:28,929 --> 00:24:30,053 Come on. You wanna talk to somebody? 704 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:31,887 Go dial a 1-900 number or something. 705 00:24:32,011 --> 00:24:33,303 We're doing some black shit right now. 706 00:24:33,387 --> 00:24:34,929 Do you mind? Fuck off. 707 00:24:35,470 --> 00:24:37,595 All right. 708 00:24:37,679 --> 00:24:39,011 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 709 00:24:39,095 --> 00:24:40,136 - Oh, God. Guys, guys. - [Keith] Fuck you. 710 00:24:40,220 --> 00:24:41,595 [Mo] Keith, you're interrupting. 711 00:24:41,679 --> 00:24:43,595 - Fuck you! - [Mo] Fuck you, Keith! 712 00:24:43,679 --> 00:24:45,220 You're drunk. What are you doing here? 713 00:24:45,303 --> 00:24:46,345 At least I don't work for the FBI. 714 00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:49,387 Oh, yeah. You did-didn't know that? 715 00:24:49,470 --> 00:24:51,095 - [Marcus] Excuse me? - Yeah, yeah, no. 716 00:24:51,178 --> 00:24:52,428 - This is a little rat. - Okay, look. 717 00:24:52,512 --> 00:24:53,887 - Let-let's talk outside. - No. 718 00:24:53,970 --> 00:24:55,387 Talking's over now. 719 00:24:55,470 --> 00:24:57,345 Let me tell you a little story about this guy, Mo Monroe, 720 00:24:57,428 --> 00:24:58,970 or whatever the fuck his name is. 721 00:24:59,053 --> 00:25:00,428 He was the guy behind 722 00:25:00,512 --> 00:25:03,095 that whole Amerisavings shootout shit 723 00:25:03,178 --> 00:25:04,762 just, you know, to fuck you over. 724 00:25:04,845 --> 00:25:06,595 He wanted to take down TBD, you know? 725 00:25:06,679 --> 00:25:07,929 And then the FBI-- 726 00:25:08,011 --> 00:25:09,261 yeah, oh, she's undercover right now. 727 00:25:09,345 --> 00:25:10,637 Great job. I love the outfit. 728 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,011 She busted him and turned him. 729 00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:14,470 [laughs] 730 00:25:15,887 --> 00:25:17,136 This is fucking bullshit. 731 00:25:17,220 --> 00:25:18,470 Why would you--why would you say all that, Keith? 732 00:25:18,553 --> 00:25:21,053 Oh, uh, I wonder why? 733 00:25:21,136 --> 00:25:23,387 'Cause you fucking put me in jail. 734 00:25:23,470 --> 00:25:24,887 - [Marcus] What's happening? - [Dawn] I don't know. 735 00:25:24,970 --> 00:25:27,637 I-I-I mean, I wouldn't trust what he says. 736 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,887 Oh, you don't trust me? Why should he trust you? 737 00:25:29,970 --> 00:25:32,512 You're the one trying to fuck over the AASF fund. 738 00:25:32,595 --> 00:25:34,679 You are? 739 00:25:34,762 --> 00:25:35,804 [Mo] Oh, shit. 740 00:25:35,887 --> 00:25:36,929 But look, I'm no better. 741 00:25:37,011 --> 00:25:38,095 I'm working with Larry Leighman. 742 00:25:38,178 --> 00:25:39,220 Guess you didn't know that. 743 00:25:39,303 --> 00:25:41,303 I'm the one who leaked the yen trade. 744 00:25:41,387 --> 00:25:43,303 But I'm done. I'm fucking out! 745 00:25:43,387 --> 00:25:45,136 I don't wanna do this anymore. 746 00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:46,679 For the last week, 747 00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:47,887 I've been trying to figure out, "Whose side am I on?" 748 00:25:47,970 --> 00:25:49,720 And I just realized right now, tonight, 749 00:25:49,804 --> 00:25:50,845 I'm on my side. 750 00:25:50,929 --> 00:25:52,470 I wanna be happy, okay? 751 00:25:52,553 --> 00:25:54,679 I wanna be free of all of this. 752 00:25:54,762 --> 00:25:58,303 So in the immortal words of you, 753 00:25:58,387 --> 00:25:59,762 "Fuck 'em all." 754 00:26:01,178 --> 00:26:04,220 [clapping slowly] 755 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:06,679 Wow. 756 00:26:06,762 --> 00:26:08,136 You know, he's right. 757 00:26:08,220 --> 00:26:09,804 Fuck all of y'all. 758 00:26:09,887 --> 00:26:12,929 And to answer your question, Dawn, I am with the FBI, bitch. 759 00:26:13,011 --> 00:26:14,637 And I'm ruthless, 760 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,011 just like you're gonna be 761 00:26:16,095 --> 00:26:17,762 when your mom, Ruth, 762 00:26:17,845 --> 00:26:19,679 is too ashamed to visit you in jail 763 00:26:19,762 --> 00:26:21,178 so you see a lot less of her. 764 00:26:21,261 --> 00:26:22,470 That's a long way to go just to get a dig in. 765 00:26:22,553 --> 00:26:23,679 It was a stretch, 766 00:26:23,762 --> 00:26:25,345 but the point is, you're all going down. 767 00:26:25,428 --> 00:26:27,470 No, no, no, you said you were gonna leave Dawn out of it. 768 00:26:27,553 --> 00:26:28,929 Look, 769 00:26:29,011 --> 00:26:31,512 ain't nobody being left out of shit anymore, Mo, okay? 770 00:26:31,595 --> 00:26:33,261 Including you and Larry Leighman, Keith. 771 00:26:33,345 --> 00:26:36,053 Thanks for that, uh, heads-up on your insider trade. 772 00:26:37,303 --> 00:26:38,637 I'm coming for all of y'all. 773 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,053 So good luck sleeping, 774 00:26:40,136 --> 00:26:42,470 'cause the next knock you hear could be me. 775 00:26:42,553 --> 00:26:43,553 [knocks on table] 776 00:26:43,637 --> 00:26:46,053 Power to the people, motherfuckers! 777 00:26:48,637 --> 00:26:50,929 Marcus. Marcus. 778 00:26:53,804 --> 00:26:55,011 Great job, Keith. 779 00:26:55,095 --> 00:26:57,303 Well, all I wanted to do was talk. 780 00:27:02,303 --> 00:27:04,303 You motherfucker. 781 00:27:08,220 --> 00:27:12,970 Babe, I had the worst night. 782 00:27:13,053 --> 00:27:14,136 E-- 783 00:27:16,387 --> 00:27:17,345 Oh, my God. 784 00:27:17,428 --> 00:27:18,887 What the fuck? 785 00:27:21,261 --> 00:27:22,345 What happened? 786 00:27:22,428 --> 00:27:23,804 I... 787 00:27:23,887 --> 00:27:25,720 will never... 788 00:27:25,804 --> 00:27:27,345 have... 789 00:27:27,428 --> 00:27:28,261 kids. 790 00:27:28,345 --> 00:27:31,053 Oh, no. 791 00:27:31,136 --> 00:27:33,011 Babe. 792 00:27:33,095 --> 00:27:34,804 Dang it. 793 00:27:34,887 --> 00:27:38,095 I was really starting to come around to the whole thing. 794 00:27:38,178 --> 00:27:41,136 In better news, I got the bailout. 795 00:27:41,220 --> 00:27:43,887 It's a lot tougher than I thought it was gonna be. 796 00:27:43,970 --> 00:27:45,595 Blair, what the fuck? 797 00:27:45,679 --> 00:27:47,720 ...out of the 13th District, 798 00:27:47,804 --> 00:27:50,220 sex scandal rocks the political world today 799 00:27:50,303 --> 00:27:51,595 when a VHS tape was released... 800 00:27:51,679 --> 00:27:53,428 [Blair] What the? Newell released the tape? 801 00:27:53,512 --> 00:27:55,679 ...showing the newly elected congressman 802 00:27:55,762 --> 00:27:58,720 from the 13th district in scandalous behavior. 803 00:27:58,804 --> 00:28:00,178 Of course, neither he 804 00:28:00,261 --> 00:28:02,553 nor his campaign headquarters have commented. 805 00:28:02,637 --> 00:28:04,136 [line trilling] 806 00:28:04,220 --> 00:28:05,970 Please pick up. Please pick up. Please pick up. Please pick... 807 00:28:06,053 --> 00:28:07,220 [Harris] Please leave a message. 808 00:28:07,303 --> 00:28:09,637 - Fuck! - [Harris] ...after the tone. 809 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:13,053 Roger? This wasn't me. 810 00:28:13,136 --> 00:28:15,553 I-I-I-I did not do this, 811 00:28:15,637 --> 00:28:19,762 and I am so fucking sorry. 812 00:28:19,845 --> 00:28:21,720 Please pick up. 813 00:28:21,804 --> 00:28:23,720 Please! 814 00:28:23,804 --> 00:28:25,053 Fuck! 815 00:28:25,136 --> 00:28:26,679 ...involved in scandalous behavior 816 00:28:26,762 --> 00:28:29,345 with his finance campaign chair. 817 00:28:29,428 --> 00:28:32,387 ♪ discordant music ♪ 818 00:28:32,470 --> 00:28:37,387 ♪♪♪ 819 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:43,470 Roger? 820 00:28:43,553 --> 00:28:46,679 Uh, uh, Congressman Harris? 821 00:28:46,762 --> 00:28:47,804 It's Blair Pfaff. 822 00:28:47,887 --> 00:28:49,345 [chuckles nervously] 823 00:28:51,929 --> 00:28:54,387 ♪♪♪ 824 00:28:57,595 --> 00:29:02,553 ♪♪♪ 825 00:29:04,637 --> 00:29:07,512 ♪ melancholy orchestral music ♪ 826 00:29:07,595 --> 00:29:09,095 ♪♪♪ 827 00:29:09,178 --> 00:29:10,261 ♪♪