1 00:00:02,512 --> 00:00:05,428 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 2 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:08,345 ♪ It's Showtime tonight ♪ 3 00:00:09,845 --> 00:00:10,887 Previously on Black Monday. 4 00:00:10,970 --> 00:00:12,762 You thinking what I'm thinking? 5 00:00:12,845 --> 00:00:14,845 One us should take a steamy shit in Mo's car? 6 00:00:14,929 --> 00:00:16,303 Heads. 7 00:00:19,261 --> 00:00:20,762 ♪ dramatic music ♪ 8 00:00:20,845 --> 00:00:22,220 I believe you've already met my boss. 9 00:00:22,303 --> 00:00:24,345 I told you, I got you. 10 00:00:24,428 --> 00:00:25,929 Mo, what the fuck are you doing here? 11 00:00:26,011 --> 00:00:29,303 If I could get you $25 million, 12 00:00:29,387 --> 00:00:31,970 you think you might be able to abracadabra old Mo a job? 13 00:00:32,053 --> 00:00:34,970 Blair, a Ponzi scheme always ends badly. 14 00:00:35,053 --> 00:00:36,261 We are doing this! 15 00:00:36,345 --> 00:00:37,679 So you're the boy 16 00:00:37,762 --> 00:00:39,804 that Roger's been golfing with recently, 17 00:00:39,887 --> 00:00:42,136 - That's me. - Lynette, land the plane! 18 00:00:42,220 --> 00:00:43,637 So I'm working for you now. 19 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:44,929 That's right. You're working for me. 20 00:00:45,011 --> 00:00:46,387 What do you want? 21 00:00:46,470 --> 00:00:48,428 Just your help fucking Mo and the TBD group 22 00:00:48,512 --> 00:00:51,387 so hard that they'll beg for death. 23 00:00:52,762 --> 00:00:55,887 Monday, 12:24 p.m. 24 00:00:55,970 --> 00:00:57,720 Hello Mr. Pfaff. 25 00:00:57,804 --> 00:01:00,011 This is Congressman Harris's secretary. 26 00:01:00,095 --> 00:01:03,136 Regretfully, the congressman is too busy changing the world 27 00:01:03,220 --> 00:01:04,720 to return all his constituents' phone calls 28 00:01:04,804 --> 00:01:06,637 personally at this time. 29 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:08,595 But he thanks you for your support. 30 00:01:10,220 --> 00:01:12,136 So reading between the lines, 31 00:01:12,220 --> 00:01:13,845 I think Roger 32 00:01:13,929 --> 00:01:16,387 wants me to call him again. 33 00:01:16,470 --> 00:01:20,011 Or give him a minute to respond to your last 11 calls. 34 00:01:20,095 --> 00:01:21,845 And while we wait, 35 00:01:21,929 --> 00:01:24,595 I invite you to feast your eyes 36 00:01:24,679 --> 00:01:27,303 on the first ever design from my brand new 37 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:28,845 Fannie for Georgina 38 00:01:28,929 --> 00:01:30,845 by Tiffany Georgina collection! 39 00:01:30,929 --> 00:01:32,178 Did you even listen to the message? 40 00:01:32,261 --> 00:01:33,720 Oh, my God. 41 00:01:33,804 --> 00:01:35,011 You played it for me, like, seven times. 42 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,303 Tiff, everything with Roger 43 00:01:36,387 --> 00:01:37,720 was going so well. 44 00:01:37,804 --> 00:01:39,595 It was really starting to feel real, 45 00:01:39,679 --> 00:01:41,220 and now it's just been nothing for weeks. 46 00:01:41,303 --> 00:01:43,970 He's probably just busy like his girl said. 47 00:01:44,053 --> 00:01:45,553 And the election's in one month, right? 48 00:01:45,637 --> 00:01:47,053 Yeah. 49 00:01:47,136 --> 00:01:48,887 Well, speaking of changing the world, 50 00:01:48,970 --> 00:01:51,762 who's ready to face the future of denim? 51 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:52,970 Let's listen one more time. 52 00:01:53,053 --> 00:01:57,136 God, he never wants to see you again! 53 00:01:58,512 --> 00:02:00,053 I'm so sorry. 54 00:02:00,136 --> 00:02:01,720 But you probably did do something wrong. 55 00:02:01,804 --> 00:02:02,804 Most likely in bed. 56 00:02:02,887 --> 00:02:04,553 I told you the penis-- 57 00:02:04,637 --> 00:02:06,095 -she's trickier than she looks. - She? 58 00:02:06,178 --> 00:02:08,470 Of all the things to metaphorically genderize-- 59 00:02:08,553 --> 00:02:10,011 - Blair. - Oh, thank God. 60 00:02:10,095 --> 00:02:11,762 - I need to talk to you. - I need to talk to you. 61 00:02:11,845 --> 00:02:13,637 I'm not listening to that shit again! 62 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:14,720 You got dumped, homeboy. 63 00:02:14,804 --> 00:02:16,136 But hey, quick question. 64 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:18,595 Have you gotten your next big idea, hm? 65 00:02:18,679 --> 00:02:20,136 'Caused we used all our Nigerian prince money 66 00:02:20,220 --> 00:02:20,845 to pay back Leighman. 67 00:02:20,929 --> 00:02:22,720 And now we are broke, Blair. 68 00:02:22,804 --> 00:02:23,929 I mean, how are we even gonna cover payroll? 69 00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:24,929 I don't know. 70 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:26,512 Just tell the chicks that we got 71 00:02:26,595 --> 00:02:27,720 into a little mix-up, but we're on it. 72 00:02:27,804 --> 00:02:29,261 Or you could tell the women 73 00:02:29,345 --> 00:02:31,595 that we're running a fucking Ponzi scheme! 74 00:02:31,679 --> 00:02:33,178 - Whoa. - Yeah, whoa, Dawn. 75 00:02:33,261 --> 00:02:34,970 Let's just find an investor to keep us afloat. 76 00:02:35,053 --> 00:02:36,428 Right now, we just need enough cash 77 00:02:36,512 --> 00:02:37,512 to cover the payroll. 78 00:02:37,595 --> 00:02:39,136 And then what? Another investor? 79 00:02:39,220 --> 00:02:41,387 How many people do you plan to defraud? 80 00:02:41,470 --> 00:02:43,220 I told you this Ponzi shit was gonna spin out of control, 81 00:02:43,303 --> 00:02:45,512 and we'd end up broke, in jail, or both. 82 00:02:45,595 --> 00:02:47,261 We're gonna get caught, Blair. 83 00:02:47,345 --> 00:02:48,845 I mean, what do we do when our earnings report is due? 84 00:02:48,929 --> 00:02:50,762 - Sit on it. - Eh--Tiff is right. 85 00:02:50,845 --> 00:02:52,887 We just hold off until we can raise the cash, 86 00:02:52,970 --> 00:02:54,011 and then we'll cook the books 87 00:02:54,095 --> 00:02:55,679 to make it look like there's a profit 88 00:02:55,762 --> 00:02:57,053 till I have my next big idea. 89 00:02:57,136 --> 00:02:58,970 Companies delay all the time, Dawn. 90 00:02:59,053 --> 00:03:00,011 Maybe Tiff should be running this place. 91 00:03:00,095 --> 00:03:01,136 Oh, I'm sorry. 92 00:03:01,220 --> 00:03:02,679 I've been doing a Ponzie impression 93 00:03:02,762 --> 00:03:03,929 this whole time. 94 00:03:04,011 --> 00:03:05,303 Was that not clear? The Ponz? 95 00:03:05,387 --> 00:03:06,637 Arthur Ponzarelli? 96 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:07,804 Ayyy! 97 00:03:07,887 --> 00:03:08,720 Just let her have this. 98 00:03:08,804 --> 00:03:10,053 Guys, don't worry. 99 00:03:10,136 --> 00:03:11,804 All our money woes will be over 100 00:03:11,887 --> 00:03:15,637 the second the world sees a pair of these babies. 101 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,679 ♪ hip-hop music ♪ 102 00:03:19,595 --> 00:03:21,470 Dungaree eyes! 103 00:03:23,053 --> 00:03:23,929 Not too much else 104 00:03:24,011 --> 00:03:24,595 has changed, you know? 105 00:03:24,679 --> 00:03:26,095 Same menu binder. 106 00:03:26,178 --> 00:03:28,220 But now it's filled with actual menus, 107 00:03:28,303 --> 00:03:30,762 and not everyone's favorite prostitutes and... 108 00:03:30,845 --> 00:03:31,970 - Oh, great. - Uh... 109 00:03:32,053 --> 00:03:33,303 There's--there's no more 'tutes 110 00:03:33,387 --> 00:03:34,929 allowed at the office. 111 00:03:35,011 --> 00:03:36,720 And we don't call them 'tutes anymore either. 112 00:03:36,804 --> 00:03:38,261 We refer to them as 113 00:03:38,345 --> 00:03:40,011 victims of sex trafficking. 114 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:42,345 Oh, well, you know what I call them? 115 00:03:42,428 --> 00:03:44,345 A cab after I hit that shit. 116 00:03:46,762 --> 00:03:48,679 Uh, the powder room. Right over there. 117 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:49,929 Couple tweaks. 118 00:03:50,011 --> 00:03:52,845 It is now an actual powder room, 119 00:03:52,929 --> 00:03:54,845 and not a cute name for a place where we host coke orgies. 120 00:03:54,929 --> 00:03:55,970 - You know? - Okay. 121 00:03:56,053 --> 00:03:57,220 Now let me tell you something. 122 00:03:57,303 --> 00:03:59,053 The ladies love getting ready in there. 123 00:03:59,136 --> 00:04:01,178 There's great light, skinny mirror. 124 00:04:01,261 --> 00:04:03,637 So if you're gonna use it, remember. 125 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,011 No 'tutes. 126 00:04:05,095 --> 00:04:06,637 No toots. 127 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:08,095 And no... 128 00:04:08,970 --> 00:04:10,637 Victims of sex trafficking. 129 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,428 Ah. Of course. 130 00:04:12,512 --> 00:04:15,261 ♪ Dungaree eyes ♪ 131 00:04:15,345 --> 00:04:18,762 ♪ Ugly frames are disguised with ♪ 132 00:04:18,845 --> 00:04:20,136 Blair, you gotta tell her. 133 00:04:20,220 --> 00:04:21,178 - I know. - Fucking tell her! 134 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,637 - Tell me what? 135 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:23,595 Tiff. Yeah. 136 00:04:23,679 --> 00:04:26,220 Tiff, Tiff, Tiff. 137 00:04:26,303 --> 00:04:29,136 There's gonna be no relaunch of Georgina. 138 00:04:29,220 --> 00:04:31,053 We don't even own the name anymore. 139 00:04:31,136 --> 00:04:32,762 We had to sell it to Penney's. 140 00:04:32,845 --> 00:04:34,428 You mean for pennies? 141 00:04:34,512 --> 00:04:35,720 No, to J.C. Penney's. 142 00:04:35,804 --> 00:04:36,679 That's even worse. 143 00:04:36,762 --> 00:04:37,887 I'm sorry. 144 00:04:37,970 --> 00:04:40,095 All that's left is a bunch of pallets of Skants 145 00:04:40,178 --> 00:04:41,345 that we couldn't even give away. 146 00:04:41,428 --> 00:04:44,220 What do you mean, "There's no Georgina"? 147 00:04:44,303 --> 00:04:44,929 I-I'm Georgina. 148 00:04:45,011 --> 00:04:46,804 You sold a human being? 149 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,387 Although that is ironic, 150 00:04:48,470 --> 00:04:49,887 considering how the company got its start. 151 00:04:49,970 --> 00:04:51,053 The fuck? 152 00:04:51,136 --> 00:04:54,053 I don't even know who I am anymore. 153 00:04:54,136 --> 00:04:56,679 I feel like Goldie Hawn in Overboard. 154 00:04:56,762 --> 00:04:59,220 Ah, the hilarious tale of a humble carpenter 155 00:04:59,303 --> 00:05:01,387 repeatedly raping an heiress with a head injury. 156 00:05:01,470 --> 00:05:02,512 She came to love him, Dawn, 157 00:05:02,595 --> 00:05:03,762 and those children as her own. 158 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:04,762 Tiff, come back. 159 00:05:04,845 --> 00:05:06,095 Oh, no, no. 160 00:05:06,178 --> 00:05:08,053 I'm not fucking done with you yet, Ponzarelli. 161 00:05:08,136 --> 00:05:09,637 Hey, where is the file room? 162 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:10,720 Were you not here when we converted that 163 00:05:10,804 --> 00:05:11,762 to a pumping station? 164 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,136 Oh, you got a gym now? 165 00:05:13,220 --> 00:05:13,929 Oh, that's great, because, you know, 166 00:05:14,011 --> 00:05:15,679 I put on a couple pounds 167 00:05:15,762 --> 00:05:17,095 when I went from cocaine to sugarcane. 168 00:05:17,178 --> 00:05:18,595 - A breast pumping station. - Great. 169 00:05:18,679 --> 00:05:20,095 We got a lot of working moms, 170 00:05:20,178 --> 00:05:21,804 and they can nurse wherever they want, 171 00:05:21,887 --> 00:05:23,095 as God intended, 172 00:05:23,178 --> 00:05:24,387 but if they want a little bit of privacy-- 173 00:05:24,470 --> 00:05:25,512 No, I was actually saying 174 00:05:25,595 --> 00:05:26,929 where do you keep the files 175 00:05:27,011 --> 00:05:28,720 about TBD's activities and whatnot? 176 00:05:28,804 --> 00:05:30,261 You know, in case somebody asks, 177 00:05:30,345 --> 00:05:31,887 and you're not around to give one of these dope-ass tours. 178 00:05:31,970 --> 00:05:33,303 Okay, first of all, thank you. 179 00:05:33,387 --> 00:05:35,011 - Sure. - I work hard on the tours. 180 00:05:35,095 --> 00:05:35,929 Of course. I could tell. 181 00:05:36,011 --> 00:05:36,970 But after Black Monday, 182 00:05:37,053 --> 00:05:39,178 TBD digitized all the files. 183 00:05:39,261 --> 00:05:40,929 What, have you not seen the new server room? 184 00:05:41,011 --> 00:05:42,220 - No. - We gotta check it out. 185 00:05:42,303 --> 00:05:43,261 - It's some Max Headroom shit. 186 00:05:43,345 --> 00:05:44,762 You need to get off my ass, Dawn. 187 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:45,762 You know why you can't come up 188 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:47,095 with your next big idea? 189 00:05:47,178 --> 00:05:49,220 Because you haven't come up with your first! 190 00:05:49,303 --> 00:05:51,261 The crash! Amerisavings! The shit was on me. 191 00:05:51,345 --> 00:05:53,011 Well, congrats on Amerisavings. 192 00:05:53,095 --> 00:05:54,220 What a huge success! 193 00:05:54,303 --> 00:05:55,303 Fuck you! 194 00:05:55,387 --> 00:05:56,387 Hey, hey, Dawn. 195 00:05:56,470 --> 00:05:58,303 Don't beat yourself up about the Amerisavings. 196 00:05:58,387 --> 00:05:59,762 - That shit-- - Fuck out of my face, Mo. 197 00:05:59,845 --> 00:06:01,512 You are a junior analyst, remember? 198 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:02,637 You wanna chat? 199 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:04,053 Make a fucking appointment! 200 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:09,637 And that is the tour. 201 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:10,595 ♪ hip-hop music ♪ 202 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:28,428 What on Earth are you doing? 203 00:06:29,387 --> 00:06:30,845 Mom. 204 00:06:30,929 --> 00:06:31,970 What a nice surprise. 205 00:06:32,053 --> 00:06:34,011 We were in the neighborhood. 206 00:06:34,095 --> 00:06:35,845 - Oh! - But is this a bad time? 207 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:37,303 No. No. 208 00:06:37,387 --> 00:06:39,095 - I was just, um-- - Screaming into a pillow. 209 00:06:39,178 --> 00:06:40,553 Don't worry. I've been there. 210 00:06:42,095 --> 00:06:44,136 - Hey, sweetie. - Hello! 211 00:06:44,220 --> 00:06:46,261 - He's single. - Mom. 212 00:06:46,345 --> 00:06:49,011 Ms. Darcy, I'm Marcus Duane Wainwright III. 213 00:06:49,095 --> 00:06:51,220 Wow, aren't you a mouthful? 214 00:06:52,428 --> 00:06:54,011 - I mean that your name is long. - Ah. 215 00:06:54,095 --> 00:06:55,011 - Obviously. 216 00:06:55,095 --> 00:06:56,220 Marcus is head of the 217 00:06:56,303 --> 00:06:58,011 African American Scholarship Fund. 218 00:06:58,095 --> 00:06:59,512 - Mm. - And I was discussing 219 00:06:59,595 --> 00:07:00,970 chairing their art department 220 00:07:01,053 --> 00:07:02,136 when I told him 221 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:05,261 - who my baby was. - Mm. 222 00:07:05,345 --> 00:07:06,637 And he's been dying to meet you for a while. 223 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,345 Oh. 224 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,637 When I saw your "Babes of Wall Street" 225 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:10,720 profile in the journal, 226 00:07:10,804 --> 00:07:11,804 I did some research. 227 00:07:11,887 --> 00:07:13,178 You're impressive. 228 00:07:13,261 --> 00:07:15,136 Needless to say, they did not do justice to your career. 229 00:07:15,220 --> 00:07:16,887 Or my rear. 230 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,720 Ain't that right? 231 00:07:18,804 --> 00:07:20,011 - Sorry. 232 00:07:20,095 --> 00:07:21,470 You're not wrong, though. 233 00:07:23,053 --> 00:07:25,887 So, Dawnie, Marcus was asking me 234 00:07:25,970 --> 00:07:27,470 what are your lunch plans? 235 00:07:27,553 --> 00:07:30,553 Um, swallowing a piece of gum in between meetings. 236 00:07:30,637 --> 00:07:32,887 Honestly, I would love to, but I just have so much work. 237 00:07:32,970 --> 00:07:34,637 Ah, but this is work. 238 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,929 The AASF is looking for the right investment firm 239 00:07:37,011 --> 00:07:38,512 to take our endowment to the next level 240 00:07:38,595 --> 00:07:41,720 and I think you're just the woman for the job. 241 00:07:41,804 --> 00:07:43,220 Wow. Uh, wow. 242 00:07:43,303 --> 00:07:45,720 I am flattered. 243 00:07:45,804 --> 00:07:46,887 And a fan. 244 00:07:46,970 --> 00:07:48,470 Um, but... 245 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:51,345 I don't think you wanna do that. 246 00:07:51,428 --> 00:07:53,095 I mean, we're too high risk of a firm 247 00:07:53,178 --> 00:07:54,428 for those kids' futures. 248 00:07:54,512 --> 00:07:55,387 But I would be happy to recommend 249 00:07:55,470 --> 00:07:56,428 another firm. 250 00:07:56,512 --> 00:07:57,136 Another black-owned firm? 251 00:07:57,220 --> 00:07:58,720 Well, there aren't any. 252 00:07:58,804 --> 00:08:00,095 But there's a guy at Bear Stearns 253 00:08:00,178 --> 00:08:01,470 who's married to an African lady. 254 00:08:01,553 --> 00:08:02,887 She's South African. 255 00:08:02,970 --> 00:08:03,845 Pro-Apartheid, but-- 256 00:08:03,929 --> 00:08:05,345 Wow, uh, okay. 257 00:08:05,428 --> 00:08:07,095 How about you just come and hear me out? 258 00:08:07,178 --> 00:08:08,679 Worst case scenario, 259 00:08:08,762 --> 00:08:10,095 you make a new friend. 260 00:08:10,178 --> 00:08:13,095 It's just lunch, Dawnie. 261 00:08:13,178 --> 00:08:14,387 Well. 262 00:08:14,470 --> 00:08:15,887 This rear ain't gonna eat itself. 263 00:08:15,970 --> 00:08:17,512 Feed itself. 264 00:08:17,595 --> 00:08:19,428 - They're both weird. - Yes, lunch, yes. 265 00:08:19,512 --> 00:08:21,053 - Sure, I would love that. - Great. 266 00:08:21,136 --> 00:08:22,095 - Lunch it is! - Yeah. 267 00:08:22,178 --> 00:08:23,178 Be right there. 268 00:08:23,261 --> 00:08:24,929 Girl, you call that flirting? 269 00:08:25,011 --> 00:08:26,929 You better tighten up. 270 00:08:27,011 --> 00:08:29,095 Wow. Look at this place, Marcus. 271 00:08:29,178 --> 00:08:31,011 And look at all these sisters. 272 00:08:31,095 --> 00:08:33,303 Ooh, my baby is doing it, huh? 273 00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:34,303 Ah, Ruth. 274 00:08:34,387 --> 00:08:36,553 - Always lovely to see you. - Oh. 275 00:08:36,637 --> 00:08:38,261 - I thought you were in jail. - No, no. 276 00:08:38,345 --> 00:08:39,387 That was just a misunderstanding. 277 00:08:39,470 --> 00:08:41,345 Oh, I didn't know the show was called 278 00:08:41,428 --> 00:08:43,595 America's Most Unsolved Misunderstandings. 279 00:08:44,887 --> 00:08:45,887 Hey, brother. I'm Marcus-- 280 00:08:45,970 --> 00:08:47,720 Duane Wainwright III. 281 00:08:47,804 --> 00:08:49,136 A Morehouse man. 282 00:08:49,220 --> 00:08:51,428 Head of the African American Scholarship Fund. 283 00:08:51,512 --> 00:08:52,512 - Oh. - Yes, he's taking Dawn 284 00:08:52,595 --> 00:08:54,970 to lunch to discuss investing their endowment. 285 00:08:55,053 --> 00:08:56,303 - Mm. - Yeah, so. 286 00:08:56,387 --> 00:08:57,804 - Move along, playboy. - Excuse me. 287 00:08:57,887 --> 00:08:59,470 - Yeah, excuse you. 288 00:08:59,553 --> 00:09:00,720 You guys do great work. 289 00:09:00,804 --> 00:09:02,220 We do. 290 00:09:05,637 --> 00:09:07,136 Ooh! 291 00:09:07,220 --> 00:09:08,929 African American Scholarship Fund. 292 00:09:09,011 --> 00:09:10,011 Oh. 293 00:09:10,095 --> 00:09:11,553 So y'all robbing niggas now. 294 00:09:11,637 --> 00:09:13,011 No. 295 00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:15,136 Actually, it's not business. It's a date. 296 00:09:15,220 --> 00:09:16,679 - Mm, well. - Mm-hmm. 297 00:09:16,762 --> 00:09:18,261 I hope you can handle his very large endowment. 298 00:09:18,345 --> 00:09:20,345 I've moved on from medium. 299 00:09:20,428 --> 00:09:21,720 - So I know I can. 300 00:09:21,804 --> 00:09:23,178 Me too. 301 00:09:23,261 --> 00:09:24,136 ♪ Eric Carmen's Hungry Eyes ♪ 302 00:09:24,220 --> 00:09:28,345 ♪ Hungry eyes ♪ 303 00:09:28,428 --> 00:09:31,804 ♪ One look at you and I can't disguise ♪ 304 00:09:31,887 --> 00:09:35,845 ♪ I've got hungry eyes ♪ 305 00:09:37,387 --> 00:09:41,887 ♪ I feel the magic between you and I ♪ 306 00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:50,762 ♪ I want to show you what love's all about ♪ 307 00:09:50,845 --> 00:09:54,303 You know what? Yeah. 308 00:09:54,387 --> 00:09:56,845 Bless you. 309 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,970 Oh. No thanks. 310 00:09:59,053 --> 00:10:03,470 ♪ Now I've got you in my sights with my ♪ 311 00:10:03,553 --> 00:10:05,053 I can't believe they put 312 00:10:05,136 --> 00:10:06,178 your partner's white ass 313 00:10:06,261 --> 00:10:07,053 on the cover of Jet. 314 00:10:08,679 --> 00:10:10,553 Well, it's better than my black bush 315 00:10:10,637 --> 00:10:12,178 on the front of The Journal. 316 00:10:12,261 --> 00:10:13,637 For what it's worth, 317 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:15,261 my cousin has that taped up in his garage 318 00:10:15,345 --> 00:10:16,804 if you ever want a discount on a muffler. 319 00:10:19,261 --> 00:10:21,261 But seriously, all the success. It must be-- 320 00:10:21,345 --> 00:10:24,053 Dope. Well, it's fucking dope. 321 00:10:24,136 --> 00:10:25,220 - Oh. - Yeah. 322 00:10:25,303 --> 00:10:27,095 I was gonna say isolating. 323 00:10:28,970 --> 00:10:30,720 Well, uh... yeah. 324 00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:33,053 Sometimes it would be great to hang out with 325 00:10:33,136 --> 00:10:34,595 other black CEOs 326 00:10:34,679 --> 00:10:36,970 or female CEOs or black female CEOs. 327 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:38,553 Well, hey, 328 00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:40,470 no one forgets those who were first. 329 00:10:40,553 --> 00:10:42,970 - Tell that to Rebbie. - Who? 330 00:10:43,053 --> 00:10:45,053 Oldest Jackson kid. "Centipede"? 331 00:10:45,136 --> 00:10:46,303 Aah. You got me. 332 00:10:46,387 --> 00:10:48,387 - Yeah. 333 00:10:48,470 --> 00:10:50,261 But for real, Dawn, that's why we need you. 334 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:51,929 To be an example to our kids. 335 00:10:52,011 --> 00:10:53,261 - The Fund needs you. - Wow. 336 00:10:53,345 --> 00:10:54,637 You are persistent. 337 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:55,887 We haven't even seen a menu, 338 00:10:55,970 --> 00:10:57,595 and you are already pitching. 339 00:10:57,679 --> 00:10:59,595 Think of how many lives you'll inspire and change. 340 00:10:59,679 --> 00:11:01,095 We can announce it tonight at our mixer. 341 00:11:01,178 --> 00:11:02,053 In front of the press. 342 00:11:02,136 --> 00:11:03,595 I want our kids 343 00:11:03,679 --> 00:11:05,804 to see your black face on that front page. 344 00:11:05,887 --> 00:11:09,720 Sorry, but I just don't think we are the right firm for you. 345 00:11:09,804 --> 00:11:11,178 You keep saying that. Why? 346 00:11:11,261 --> 00:11:12,470 I've seen your returns. You're brilliant. 347 00:11:12,553 --> 00:11:13,887 Thank you. 348 00:11:13,970 --> 00:11:14,929 - But-- - Who else should I trust 349 00:11:15,011 --> 00:11:16,095 with $30 million worth 350 00:11:16,178 --> 00:11:17,720 of our community's futures? 351 00:11:17,804 --> 00:11:20,470 - 30 what? - Million. 352 00:11:20,553 --> 00:11:22,220 Come on, Dawn. Do I have to beg? 353 00:11:22,303 --> 00:11:24,553 ♪ dramatic music ♪ 354 00:11:24,637 --> 00:11:25,804 ...phone calls personally 355 00:11:25,887 --> 00:11:27,470 at this time, but he thanks you-- 356 00:11:27,553 --> 00:11:28,804 - Boss? - I'm busy. And leaving. 357 00:11:28,887 --> 00:11:29,970 Okay. 358 00:11:30,053 --> 00:11:32,220 Just wanna know if you could sign my timecard. 359 00:11:33,387 --> 00:11:34,595 Is there anything else? 360 00:11:34,679 --> 00:11:36,136 No, just, uh, 361 00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:37,261 love what you've done with my office. 362 00:11:37,345 --> 00:11:38,303 With the angles 363 00:11:38,387 --> 00:11:39,970 and the sharp-- 364 00:11:40,053 --> 00:11:42,136 all the sharpness. 365 00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:43,595 Okay, well, I'm sure there's some shit 366 00:11:43,679 --> 00:11:45,470 that needs to be junior analyzed, so-- 367 00:11:45,553 --> 00:11:47,470 While I have you, I just wanna say that, man, 368 00:11:47,553 --> 00:11:49,136 I am really sorry that we got off 369 00:11:49,220 --> 00:11:50,345 on the wrong foot last year. 370 00:11:50,428 --> 00:11:51,887 Huh. Do you mean when you 371 00:11:51,970 --> 00:11:53,470 sabotaged my job prospects 372 00:11:53,553 --> 00:11:55,261 to manipulate me into working for you, 373 00:11:55,345 --> 00:11:56,887 so you could steal my wife's birthright? 374 00:11:56,970 --> 00:11:58,512 Yeah. That. 375 00:11:58,595 --> 00:12:00,136 - I was wrong. Okay? - Oh. 376 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,345 But I think you and I both know 377 00:12:01,428 --> 00:12:02,470 that kind of wrong 378 00:12:02,553 --> 00:12:04,470 is exactly what you need right now. 379 00:12:04,553 --> 00:12:06,679 I mean, Dawn's gone all goodie-goodie, and 380 00:12:06,762 --> 00:12:08,303 I would really love the shot to-- 381 00:12:08,387 --> 00:12:09,470 to make shit right with us. 382 00:12:09,553 --> 00:12:11,053 Believe it or not, I was starting 383 00:12:11,136 --> 00:12:12,387 to think of you as a son. 384 00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,679 And I was starting to think of you like my father. 385 00:12:14,762 --> 00:12:16,136 The one who died while beating you? 386 00:12:16,220 --> 00:12:17,804 That's the one. 387 00:12:17,887 --> 00:12:19,136 Anyway, look, 388 00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:20,637 if you need an extra set of hands 389 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:21,887 to get dirty, 390 00:12:21,970 --> 00:12:23,345 I am the wrong guy. 391 00:12:23,428 --> 00:12:24,053 - What? - Which means the right guy. 392 00:12:25,762 --> 00:12:26,845 Where you rushing off to so fast? 393 00:12:26,929 --> 00:12:29,512 Out. And no thank you, Roland. 394 00:12:29,595 --> 00:12:31,220 Rollin. 395 00:12:31,303 --> 00:12:33,345 Can't get anything by you! 396 00:12:33,428 --> 00:12:35,595 ♪ upbeat dance music ♪ 397 00:12:35,679 --> 00:12:36,929 Hello, Mr. Pfaff. 398 00:12:37,011 --> 00:12:38,762 This is Congressman Harris's secretary. 399 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,095 - Regretfully, the-- - Motherf-- 400 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:45,553 Hey, girlfriend. 401 00:12:45,637 --> 00:12:48,053 Keith, what the fuck are you doing here? 402 00:12:48,136 --> 00:12:49,929 Well, Miami kind of sucked me dry, 403 00:12:50,011 --> 00:12:51,679 both from a money standpoint, 404 00:12:51,762 --> 00:12:54,220 and from a "getting blown on the reg" standpoint. 405 00:12:54,303 --> 00:12:56,387 - Ew. - And Shira wants her alimony, 406 00:12:56,470 --> 00:12:58,053 so long story short. 407 00:12:58,136 --> 00:12:59,804 I'm here, I'm queer, 408 00:12:59,887 --> 00:13:01,345 unless you want the rest of the world 409 00:13:01,428 --> 00:13:02,387 to know that you are too, 410 00:13:02,470 --> 00:13:04,720 give me a job, bitch. 411 00:13:04,804 --> 00:13:06,303 Fine. Whatever. 412 00:13:06,387 --> 00:13:08,804 You can be a junior analyst. 413 00:13:08,887 --> 00:13:10,345 - Welcome back, fuckface. 414 00:13:10,428 --> 00:13:12,428 Keith? 415 00:13:14,553 --> 00:13:15,512 Mo. 416 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,011 Oh, I'm sorry, is it Antoine? 417 00:13:17,095 --> 00:13:18,053 No, no, no. Let me guess. 418 00:13:18,136 --> 00:13:19,220 With the hair, James Brown. 419 00:13:19,303 --> 00:13:21,720 - Hilarious. - Wait a sec. 420 00:13:21,804 --> 00:13:24,220 - This isn't Kokomo. - Question. 421 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,387 How'd you get out of prison so fast? 422 00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:27,345 You're not that white. 423 00:13:28,553 --> 00:13:30,178 It's almost as if you, uh, 424 00:13:30,261 --> 00:13:32,261 cut a deal with some very powerful people. 425 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,345 Hm. Question. 426 00:13:34,428 --> 00:13:36,011 How'd you get your charges dropped so fast? 427 00:13:36,095 --> 00:13:37,303 You're not white at all. 428 00:13:37,387 --> 00:13:38,762 It's almost as if you 429 00:13:38,845 --> 00:13:40,095 cut a deal with, uh, 430 00:13:40,178 --> 00:13:41,136 some very powerful people. 431 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:42,387 Mm-hmm. 432 00:13:42,470 --> 00:13:43,595 Well, see you around. 433 00:13:43,679 --> 00:13:45,845 Well, not if I see you first. 434 00:13:45,929 --> 00:13:47,261 Around. 435 00:13:47,345 --> 00:13:48,261 Bobbled that one a little bit. 436 00:13:48,345 --> 00:13:49,428 Yeah, well, you know, 437 00:13:49,512 --> 00:13:50,428 just getting my sea legs back. 438 00:13:50,512 --> 00:13:51,136 - Okay. - Okay. 439 00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:52,887 All right. 440 00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:54,303 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 441 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,136 Fuck! 442 00:14:01,845 --> 00:14:02,804 Yes. 443 00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:07,345 ♪ Hall and Oates' "Private Eyes" ♪ 444 00:14:10,679 --> 00:14:11,804 Oh, oh, oh, oh. Please. 445 00:14:11,887 --> 00:14:13,970 - Please, please allow me. - Oh, thank you. 446 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:15,303 What? That's mine. 447 00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:16,887 Follow that cab! 448 00:14:19,053 --> 00:14:20,845 Oh! That's so nice of you. Thank you so much. 449 00:14:20,929 --> 00:14:22,261 They never would've stopped for me. 450 00:14:22,345 --> 00:14:24,261 - Hey, that's mine! - Okay, follow that cab! 451 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:27,804 Excuse me, I'm so sorry, ma'am. 452 00:14:27,887 --> 00:14:28,887 Ah! Ah! 453 00:14:28,970 --> 00:14:31,261 Fuck you! Asshole! 454 00:14:32,679 --> 00:14:34,595 ♪ What my head overlooks ♪ 455 00:14:34,679 --> 00:14:37,679 ♪ The senses will show to my heart ♪ 456 00:14:37,762 --> 00:14:39,595 ♪ When it's watching for lies ♪ 457 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,804 ♪ You can't escape my ♪ 458 00:14:41,887 --> 00:14:43,303 - Hey, man. - Hey, hey, hey, shh. 459 00:14:43,387 --> 00:14:45,136 I'll pay for both of us. 460 00:14:45,220 --> 00:14:46,804 Here. Keep the change. 461 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:50,387 ♪ They see your every move ♪ 462 00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:52,553 ♪ Oh, babe, private eyes ♪ 463 00:14:52,637 --> 00:14:55,011 ♪ They're watching you ♪ 464 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,679 ♪ Private eyes ♪ 465 00:14:57,762 --> 00:14:58,887 ♪ They're watching you ♪ 466 00:15:06,095 --> 00:15:07,261 Stupid, stupid. 467 00:15:20,929 --> 00:15:23,345 What the hell is happ-- 468 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:27,512 Good to see you, Tiff. Bye. 469 00:15:27,595 --> 00:15:28,345 Fine. Have a seat. 470 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,387 It's a free country. 471 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,887 Uh, I was sort of 472 00:15:30,970 --> 00:15:32,387 on my way to a thing. 473 00:15:32,470 --> 00:15:34,553 Yeah, I'll take a little advice, okay. 474 00:15:34,637 --> 00:15:36,053 I mean, because you do always seem 475 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,387 to do exactly the right thing 476 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:38,720 in every situation. 477 00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:40,470 I don't know about that. 478 00:15:42,053 --> 00:15:44,053 So what's up? Briefly. 479 00:15:44,136 --> 00:15:45,387 God. 480 00:15:45,470 --> 00:15:47,845 Things used to be so good, D. 481 00:15:47,929 --> 00:15:49,553 I was Tiff Georgina. 482 00:15:49,637 --> 00:15:53,178 Girls wanted to be me. Guys wanted to fuck them. 483 00:15:53,261 --> 00:15:55,387 I didn't give a care in the world. 484 00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:59,053 But if I'm not Tiff Georgina anymore, who am I? 485 00:15:59,136 --> 00:16:00,220 Who am I, Dawn? 486 00:16:00,303 --> 00:16:02,387 Wow. 487 00:16:02,470 --> 00:16:03,679 Kind of all over the place. 488 00:16:03,762 --> 00:16:05,845 But let me try to cut through. 489 00:16:05,929 --> 00:16:08,679 You're not your name, or the family you came from. 490 00:16:08,762 --> 00:16:11,553 You never were. You are...you! 491 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,637 And this is an opportunity 492 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,220 to finally figure out who that is. 493 00:16:16,303 --> 00:16:18,595 Do your own thing. Forge a new path. 494 00:16:18,679 --> 00:16:20,679 I have a lawyer friend who gave it all up 495 00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:22,679 to go to veterinarian school. 496 00:16:22,762 --> 00:16:24,345 Tiff. 497 00:16:24,428 --> 00:16:27,637 You're so much more than just a Georgina. 498 00:16:29,428 --> 00:16:31,261 You're right. 499 00:16:31,345 --> 00:16:32,553 You are so right. 500 00:16:32,637 --> 00:16:33,929 You can do anything you want. 501 00:16:34,011 --> 00:16:35,553 - I'm not just a Georgina. - No. 502 00:16:35,637 --> 00:16:37,261 I'm also a Pfaff. 503 00:16:37,345 --> 00:16:38,428 It's a simple rebrand. 504 00:16:38,512 --> 00:16:39,845 That's not exactly-- 505 00:16:39,929 --> 00:16:41,345 And I already have a great name 506 00:16:41,428 --> 00:16:43,136 that's already a quality brand. 507 00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:46,261 I mean, Blair Pfaff is the Whiz of Wall Street. 508 00:16:46,345 --> 00:16:49,428 You start with designer denim and the sky's the limit! 509 00:16:49,512 --> 00:16:51,720 Pfaff Hotels, Pfaff Universities, Pfaff Steaks-- 510 00:16:51,804 --> 00:16:52,970 Yeah. That's what I meant. 511 00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:55,637 - Try the medium Blair. - Good luck. 512 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:58,637 Pfaff Casinos, Pfaff Deodorant, Pfaff the Game! 513 00:17:09,345 --> 00:17:11,136 Come on, you son of a-- 514 00:17:11,220 --> 00:17:12,470 Jesus! 515 00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:13,845 What are you doing here? 516 00:17:13,929 --> 00:17:14,970 I could ask you the same thing. 517 00:17:15,053 --> 00:17:17,679 Who's Dr. Egon? Your new boy toy? 518 00:17:17,762 --> 00:17:19,720 Who are you supposed to be? Investor Clouseau? 519 00:17:19,804 --> 00:17:21,303 I think the hat works. 520 00:17:21,387 --> 00:17:23,261 You think you're solving a mystery here? 521 00:17:23,345 --> 00:17:25,053 You hit up my psycho father-in-law 522 00:17:25,136 --> 00:17:27,762 Pastor Swafford for money behind my back. 523 00:17:27,845 --> 00:17:29,929 He deduced we were what we... 524 00:17:30,011 --> 00:17:31,470 were. 525 00:17:31,553 --> 00:17:33,220 And forced me back into conversion therapy 526 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,637 with Dr. Gabe Egon. 527 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,970 - Dr. Gay Begone? - Oh, God. 528 00:17:38,053 --> 00:17:39,679 Do you think he changed his name to that? 529 00:17:39,762 --> 00:17:41,053 I don't know. He's the fucking devil. 530 00:17:41,136 --> 00:17:43,679 Roger, I'm sorry. I didn't know he suspected. 531 00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:45,095 - Oh-- - Since Corkie gave us his card, 532 00:17:45,178 --> 00:17:47,470 I thought it was okay, but h-how can I fix this? 533 00:17:47,553 --> 00:17:49,679 You can't. 534 00:17:49,762 --> 00:17:51,845 You don't know men like Newell. 535 00:17:51,929 --> 00:17:53,136 He owns me. 536 00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:55,512 - But if I talk to him-- - Just let it go, Blair! 537 00:17:55,595 --> 00:17:58,345 Just let me go. It was fun, but... 538 00:17:58,428 --> 00:18:00,637 it's done. 539 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,345 Hey. I'm really sorry to interrupt, 540 00:18:02,428 --> 00:18:04,553 but you said you wanted to know as soon as it happened, boss. 541 00:18:04,637 --> 00:18:05,512 - Mo? - What's with the hats? 542 00:18:05,595 --> 00:18:06,512 Ran the numbers. 543 00:18:06,595 --> 00:18:07,762 Turns out that TBD 544 00:18:07,845 --> 00:18:09,136 can completely underwrite 545 00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:10,553 Congressman Harris's re-election campaign, 546 00:18:10,637 --> 00:18:12,011 so we're good. 547 00:18:12,095 --> 00:18:13,512 Oh, no, shit. Is this the Congressman? 548 00:18:13,595 --> 00:18:14,845 God. I'm so sorry. 549 00:18:14,929 --> 00:18:15,762 I know you wanted it to be a surprise. 550 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,387 Please don't fire me, boss. 551 00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:18,470 I got a bunch of kids and shit. 552 00:18:18,553 --> 00:18:20,053 Wait. 553 00:18:20,136 --> 00:18:21,053 That's why you've been calling me so much? 554 00:18:21,136 --> 00:18:22,345 To tell me... 555 00:18:22,428 --> 00:18:24,553 You wanna finance my campaign? 556 00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:27,053 Where would you net out on that? 557 00:18:27,136 --> 00:18:28,261 Well, I-- 558 00:18:28,345 --> 00:18:29,679 I wouldn't have to answer 559 00:18:29,762 --> 00:18:31,053 to that monster Newell ever again. 560 00:18:31,136 --> 00:18:32,679 And we'd have a reason to see each other 561 00:18:32,762 --> 00:18:34,970 during the daytime. 562 00:18:35,053 --> 00:18:37,720 - Is this for real? - It's very real. 563 00:18:39,053 --> 00:18:40,762 - Let's go celebrate. - I would love to. 564 00:18:40,845 --> 00:18:42,553 But my bones are still doing that 565 00:18:42,637 --> 00:18:45,053 post-conversion therapy tuning fork thing. 566 00:18:45,136 --> 00:18:46,387 - Oh. - Yuck. 567 00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:48,512 This weekend? 568 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:49,553 Yeah. 569 00:18:49,637 --> 00:18:52,470 ♪ light music ♪ 570 00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:57,804 Roger. 571 00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,387 Pfaff. 572 00:18:59,470 --> 00:19:01,178 - Congressman. - Friend. 573 00:19:03,679 --> 00:19:05,261 - Mo, thank you so much. - Ooh! 574 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,512 I'm really impressed. 575 00:19:06,595 --> 00:19:08,595 I mean, you're doing the nasty with the Congressman 576 00:19:08,679 --> 00:19:10,261 so that you can trade on legislation 577 00:19:10,345 --> 00:19:11,595 before it hits the street? 578 00:19:11,679 --> 00:19:13,261 That is some crazy shit, 579 00:19:13,345 --> 00:19:14,387 I mean, even for me! 580 00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:15,762 You're gonna kill everybody, Blair. 581 00:19:15,845 --> 00:19:17,345 - I fuckin' love it. 582 00:19:17,428 --> 00:19:19,428 Yeah, that is, uh-- 583 00:19:19,512 --> 00:19:22,220 that is what I was doing. - All right. 584 00:19:22,303 --> 00:19:23,095 We got hats on, we should go do something. 585 00:19:23,178 --> 00:19:24,887 - Let's go do hat stuff! - Hat stuff! 586 00:19:24,970 --> 00:19:26,637 Hats! I feel like we're in a musical. 587 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,095 - Ah. 588 00:19:29,178 --> 00:19:30,512 Ah, fuck. 589 00:19:31,053 --> 00:19:32,762 Are you ready? Now, don't be nervous. 590 00:19:32,845 --> 00:19:33,929 Just be yourself, 591 00:19:34,011 --> 00:19:35,595 the embodiment of black success 592 00:19:35,679 --> 00:19:37,387 that comes from honest, hard work. 593 00:19:37,470 --> 00:19:38,595 Yeah, that's me. 594 00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:39,970 Now can we just get through this 595 00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:41,011 without describing me any further? 596 00:19:41,095 --> 00:19:43,053 You're my idol, Ms. Dawn. 597 00:19:44,303 --> 00:19:46,011 - Oh, thank you. - Can I have some money now? 598 00:19:46,095 --> 00:19:47,637 I'm just playing. 599 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:48,970 I'm gonna make my own. 600 00:19:49,053 --> 00:19:50,136 I didn't even know it was possible 601 00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:52,679 till I read about you, so thank you. 602 00:19:52,762 --> 00:19:55,637 Oh, baby, sweet. Thank you. 603 00:19:57,053 --> 00:19:58,637 So now can I have some money? 604 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,178 Okay, Shontiqua, let's get you to your seat. 605 00:20:01,261 --> 00:20:03,303 See you out there, hero. 606 00:20:03,387 --> 00:20:05,637 Yeah, sure. 607 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,387 - Oh, thank you. 608 00:20:07,470 --> 00:20:08,553 Mm. 609 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:12,387 What the heck is wrong with you? 610 00:20:13,595 --> 00:20:15,929 Mom. 611 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,178 I'm a liar. 612 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,136 I can't take these kids' money. I'm sorry. 613 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,637 I wanted you to be proud of me, and I came pretty close, 614 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,679 but I can't do this. 615 00:20:25,762 --> 00:20:28,136 TBD is-- it's a fraud. 616 00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:30,303 - Hold on. - Listen, I know you raised me 617 00:20:30,387 --> 00:20:34,345 - to be better, to do good, to-- - To do whatever it takes. 618 00:20:34,428 --> 00:20:37,178 Good isn't always what it looks like, baby. 619 00:20:37,261 --> 00:20:38,136 What? 620 00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:40,178 Don't you think I want things too? 621 00:20:40,261 --> 00:20:42,428 I want this art department chair, 622 00:20:42,512 --> 00:20:45,845 and I want my baby to run that fund's endowment. 623 00:20:45,929 --> 00:20:47,970 Even if you have to juggle a little bit. 624 00:20:48,053 --> 00:20:49,512 Mama, no. It's not right. 625 00:20:49,595 --> 00:20:51,345 You want to talk about right? 626 00:20:51,428 --> 00:20:54,887 Was it right that I never had the opportunities that you had? 627 00:20:54,970 --> 00:20:57,053 Was it right that you shattered the glass ceiling 628 00:20:57,136 --> 00:20:58,887 while I spent my life banging my head 629 00:20:58,970 --> 00:21:00,804 against the basement wall? 630 00:21:00,887 --> 00:21:04,553 That's why I sent you to all those fancy white schools. 631 00:21:04,637 --> 00:21:07,220 Now do you want to stand in front of your daughter one day, 632 00:21:07,303 --> 00:21:09,345 envious of what the world had for her 633 00:21:09,428 --> 00:21:11,929 when it had nothing for you? 634 00:21:12,011 --> 00:21:16,720 Or do you want to go out there and get it for all of us? 635 00:21:16,804 --> 00:21:19,053 ♪ dramatic music ♪ 636 00:21:19,136 --> 00:21:21,220 Damn, Mama. 637 00:21:21,303 --> 00:21:22,679 You gangsta. 638 00:21:22,762 --> 00:21:24,845 Where you hell you think you got it from? 639 00:21:24,929 --> 00:21:26,887 Now get your ass up there. 640 00:21:35,637 --> 00:21:37,845 Get this shit over. 641 00:21:37,929 --> 00:21:39,720 Just tell me you got something. 642 00:21:39,804 --> 00:21:41,095 And it better be something good, Ro, 643 00:21:41,178 --> 00:21:42,553 - or you're done. - Yeah, I know. 644 00:21:42,637 --> 00:21:44,679 Look, Blair is using Congressman Harris's 645 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,679 insider information to front-run the market. 646 00:21:46,762 --> 00:21:48,595 - Wait, really? - Yeah, really. 647 00:21:48,679 --> 00:21:50,053 - That's huge. - I don't get this. 648 00:21:50,136 --> 00:21:52,095 If you know Blair did Black Monday, 649 00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:54,136 why don't you just arrest the motherfucker already? 650 00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:56,595 We have evidence that points to Blair and Dawn. 651 00:21:56,679 --> 00:21:57,679 But not enough. 652 00:21:57,762 --> 00:21:59,720 That's why we need you to help us 653 00:21:59,804 --> 00:22:01,303 catch them in something else 654 00:22:01,387 --> 00:22:03,428 so we can leverage that into a confession. 655 00:22:03,512 --> 00:22:05,887 This has nothing to do with Dawn. 656 00:22:05,970 --> 00:22:06,762 All right, this is all Blair. 657 00:22:06,845 --> 00:22:08,095 Oh, yeah? 658 00:22:08,178 --> 00:22:10,136 Why is she meeting with the AASF? 659 00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:11,762 Don't tell me y'all are robbin' us now. 660 00:22:11,845 --> 00:22:13,261 No, that's just a date. 661 00:22:13,345 --> 00:22:14,762 And after all the shit you've done to us, 662 00:22:14,845 --> 00:22:16,887 you don't get to use the word "us." 663 00:22:16,970 --> 00:22:19,595 Our deal is Blair, not Dawn. 664 00:22:19,679 --> 00:22:22,303 Ro, if Dawn steers clear of wrongdoing, 665 00:22:22,387 --> 00:22:23,553 I'll steer clear of her. 666 00:22:23,637 --> 00:22:24,887 But if she doesn't, 667 00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:26,970 or if I find out that you're lying for her, 668 00:22:27,053 --> 00:22:28,178 you're all going down. 669 00:22:28,261 --> 00:22:29,887 For good. 670 00:22:31,637 --> 00:22:34,470 You really think you still have a chance with her, huh? 671 00:22:34,553 --> 00:22:36,011 - No. 672 00:22:36,095 --> 00:22:37,261 - Yes, you do. - No, I don't. 673 00:22:37,345 --> 00:22:39,053 - Look at your face. - I don't think anything. 674 00:22:39,136 --> 00:22:40,261 - Jesus. 675 00:22:40,345 --> 00:22:41,804 Wait, wait, wait, what about you? 676 00:22:41,887 --> 00:22:42,929 How's the new boyfriend? 677 00:22:43,011 --> 00:22:44,887 - What? - "What?" 678 00:22:44,970 --> 00:22:45,929 What? 679 00:22:46,011 --> 00:22:46,887 Trying to play coy with me, girl. 680 00:22:46,970 --> 00:22:48,345 I know you got a new man. 681 00:22:48,428 --> 00:22:50,762 With the hair, your dress, nice shoes on. 682 00:22:50,845 --> 00:22:52,470 Come on, tell me about him. 683 00:22:52,553 --> 00:22:55,136 - Well, if you must know... - I gotta know. 684 00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:56,303 It's going really well, actually. 685 00:22:56,387 --> 00:22:58,345 I don't give a fuck. Are you joking? 686 00:22:58,428 --> 00:23:02,220 Jesus Christ, I was playing. You kidding me? 687 00:23:03,095 --> 00:23:05,637 Checkmate, Lenny. 688 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,178 Well, it wasn't easy, 689 00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:09,303 but I am back at the Jammer Group. 690 00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:10,679 That's my Keithy! 691 00:23:10,762 --> 00:23:12,553 Actually, the, uh, TBD Group. 692 00:23:12,637 --> 00:23:14,387 I don't know why they put up professional signage 693 00:23:14,470 --> 00:23:15,387 for a temp name? 694 00:23:15,470 --> 00:23:16,679 Doesn't make any sense. 695 00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:17,512 Yeah, what the fuck is that? 696 00:23:17,595 --> 00:23:19,178 Not gonna matter for long. 697 00:23:19,261 --> 00:23:21,970 To taking down the entire snake pit for good. 698 00:23:22,053 --> 00:23:23,679 We're gonna RIP TBD. 699 00:23:23,762 --> 00:23:24,929 And especially to... 700 00:23:25,011 --> 00:23:25,929 No mo' Mo. 701 00:23:26,011 --> 00:23:27,387 - Jinx! 702 00:23:27,470 --> 00:23:29,345 - We are so in sync! - We really are. 703 00:23:29,428 --> 00:23:31,220 We're like a chorus line in A Chorus Line, 704 00:23:31,303 --> 00:23:32,887 - which I saw... - Five times! 705 00:23:32,970 --> 00:23:34,679 - Jinx! 706 00:23:34,762 --> 00:23:36,178 We really are so in sync. 707 00:23:36,261 --> 00:23:37,303 - Yeah. - Yeah, I would've seen it 708 00:23:37,387 --> 00:23:39,220 more times, but I just felt strange, 709 00:23:39,303 --> 00:23:41,553 you know, going to the theater without my brother. 710 00:23:42,929 --> 00:23:44,387 That must be really hard for you. 711 00:23:44,470 --> 00:23:46,303 You know, I actually have two tickets tonight 712 00:23:46,387 --> 00:23:48,345 to the new Andrew Lloyd Webber joint, Phantom. 713 00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:49,970 It's supposed to be kooky and spooky, 714 00:23:50,053 --> 00:23:51,845 just like Andy Lloyd himself. 715 00:23:51,929 --> 00:23:53,220 You wanna come? 716 00:23:53,303 --> 00:23:55,303 - Y--oh, you're inviting me? - Yeah. 717 00:23:55,387 --> 00:23:56,887 Come on, I'll let you keep both playbills. 718 00:23:58,220 --> 00:24:01,387 ♪ dramatic music ♪ 719 00:24:04,303 --> 00:24:05,220 - Twist my arm! - All right, come on. 720 00:24:05,303 --> 00:24:06,512 You're coming with me to the theater. 721 00:24:07,804 --> 00:24:09,387 Now, let me just get my theater cape. 722 00:24:09,470 --> 00:24:10,470 - Yeah. - And, uh, I'll meet you there. 723 00:24:10,553 --> 00:24:11,887 - All right, hey, uh-- - Let me take that. 724 00:24:11,970 --> 00:24:13,053 - There you go. Thank you. 725 00:24:13,136 --> 00:24:15,387 Ah, how 'bout that? 726 00:24:15,470 --> 00:24:19,095 A surprise Andrew Lloyd Webber ticket. 727 00:24:19,178 --> 00:24:21,470 Phantom of the Opera. 728 00:24:32,428 --> 00:24:36,136 No mo' Mo. Jinx. 729 00:24:36,220 --> 00:24:38,095 Wow. 730 00:24:38,178 --> 00:24:39,095 We're so in sync. 731 00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:40,303 Going out? 732 00:24:40,387 --> 00:24:43,220 - Nice night, I assume. - Oh. 733 00:24:43,303 --> 00:24:44,679 You think you'll walk? 734 00:24:44,762 --> 00:24:46,428 Or skip? 735 00:24:46,512 --> 00:24:48,804 How do you plan on using your legs? 736 00:24:48,887 --> 00:24:50,220 That's not fair. 737 00:24:50,303 --> 00:24:52,053 If that coin toss had gone different, 738 00:24:52,136 --> 00:24:53,929 you'd be in this chair. 739 00:24:54,011 --> 00:24:55,762 That's not fair, Lenny. 740 00:24:55,845 --> 00:24:58,720 I haven't been out since your... 741 00:24:58,804 --> 00:25:01,887 our incident befell you--us. 742 00:25:01,970 --> 00:25:03,845 Come on, Phantom of the Opera 743 00:25:03,929 --> 00:25:05,428 is supposed to be transcendent. 744 00:25:05,512 --> 00:25:08,345 It's about this guy who gets so brutally disfigured 745 00:25:08,428 --> 00:25:09,720 that no one wants to be around him. 746 00:25:09,804 --> 00:25:11,345 It-- 747 00:25:11,428 --> 00:25:13,387 B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B. 748 00:25:14,470 --> 00:25:16,845 Oh, that's just me weeping. that? 749 00:25:16,929 --> 00:25:19,637 Don't cry. 750 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,845 Look, I'll grab a hot dog to blend for you 751 00:25:22,929 --> 00:25:24,553 on my way back. Okay? 752 00:25:29,637 --> 00:25:31,178 I love you. 753 00:25:38,053 --> 00:25:40,512 B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B. 754 00:25:42,512 --> 00:25:44,887 B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B. 755 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,387 Slowly. 756 00:25:51,470 --> 00:25:54,303 Gently. 757 00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:58,095 Night unfurls its splendor. 758 00:26:00,178 --> 00:26:02,845 Grasp it. 759 00:26:02,929 --> 00:26:05,637 Sense it. 760 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,845 Tremulous and tender. 761 00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:14,178 Hearing is believing. 762 00:26:15,929 --> 00:26:20,178 Music is deceiving. 763 00:26:20,261 --> 00:26:22,679 Hard as lightning, 764 00:26:22,762 --> 00:26:25,512 soft as candlelight. 765 00:26:27,637 --> 00:26:30,095 Dare you trust 766 00:26:30,178 --> 00:26:32,970 the music of the night? 767 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:44,804 Good morning. 768 00:26:44,887 --> 00:26:46,637 Oh, hey. Morning. 769 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,053 - You're in early. - Well, you know, 770 00:26:48,136 --> 00:26:49,637 - life of a junior analyst. - Yeah. 771 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,178 - Hmm. - Oh! 772 00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:52,303 What's up, fuckers? 773 00:26:52,387 --> 00:26:54,512 - What in the bald fuck? - Dawnie. 774 00:26:54,595 --> 00:26:56,387 Who let Keith sneak back in my ass? 775 00:26:56,470 --> 00:26:57,345 It's good to see you too. 776 00:26:57,428 --> 00:26:58,720 I'm sorry, he's a sad man. 777 00:26:58,804 --> 00:27:01,095 He needed a job, and we're all family here, right? 778 00:27:01,178 --> 00:27:02,887 Whoo! 779 00:27:02,970 --> 00:27:05,178 The band is back together. 780 00:27:05,261 --> 00:27:06,178 - Yeah. 781 00:27:06,261 --> 00:27:07,345 A toast. 782 00:27:07,428 --> 00:27:08,428 - To my best friends. - Where are they? 783 00:27:08,512 --> 00:27:11,220 - I--the implication was-- 784 00:27:11,303 --> 00:27:13,428 And to the children of our future. 785 00:27:13,512 --> 00:27:15,220 Wait, you took that AASF money? 786 00:27:15,303 --> 00:27:16,804 And to the man responsible 787 00:27:16,887 --> 00:27:18,679 for TBD's next big idea, 788 00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:22,261 who's going to put that AASF money to good use, me! 789 00:27:22,345 --> 00:27:24,136 Mm. Ah. L'Chaim. 790 00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:25,178 ♪ dramatic music ♪ 791 00:27:25,261 --> 00:27:27,762 - L'Chaim. - L'Chaim. 792 00:27:35,178 --> 00:27:38,095 ♪ upbeat music ♪