1 00:00:06,053 --> 00:00:08,595 ♪ It's Showtime tonight ♪ 2 00:00:08,679 --> 00:00:09,637 You want to fuck with me? 3 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:11,178 I would love to fuck with you. 4 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:13,512 [Blair] Previously on "Black Monday"... 5 00:00:13,595 --> 00:00:15,095 Who wants to come titty fuck Keith? 6 00:00:15,178 --> 00:00:17,303 - [vomits] - [screams] 7 00:00:17,387 --> 00:00:19,345 - Hey-- - Oh, ugh. 8 00:00:19,428 --> 00:00:20,762 [Larry] You think he's trying... 9 00:00:20,845 --> 00:00:21,970 [both] the Georgina play? 10 00:00:22,053 --> 00:00:24,136 [Mo] So once he marries that Georgina chick 11 00:00:24,220 --> 00:00:27,095 and we get those shares, we also get cracker rich. 12 00:00:27,178 --> 00:00:29,136 Give me the piece of the Jammer Group that I deserve. 13 00:00:29,220 --> 00:00:30,470 You want something from Mo? 14 00:00:30,553 --> 00:00:31,929 You're gonna have to fucking take it. 15 00:00:32,011 --> 00:00:33,303 Do you even want to get married? 16 00:00:33,387 --> 00:00:34,720 I'm really confused right now. 17 00:00:34,804 --> 00:00:36,887 Like I've been pressed into this shape. 18 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:38,679 I've been playing you, kid. 19 00:00:38,762 --> 00:00:40,053 Fuck you. I'm gonna tell Tiff everything. 20 00:00:40,136 --> 00:00:41,845 I want in. 21 00:00:41,929 --> 00:00:44,011 My hubby likes chubby. [mimics crying] 22 00:00:44,095 --> 00:00:45,470 You're fired. 23 00:00:45,553 --> 00:00:47,303 Is what we're about to tell you. 24 00:00:47,387 --> 00:00:49,095 - Right, Dawn? - Sorry, Momo. 25 00:00:49,178 --> 00:00:51,637 The market's taking a huge shit right now. 26 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:54,136 - [Mo] You shorted the market. - Well, that was Dawn's idea. 27 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:56,303 Keith, you're the only one that never fucked me over. 28 00:00:56,387 --> 00:00:57,970 ♪ 29 00:00:58,053 --> 00:00:59,387 I'm sorry. 30 00:00:59,470 --> 00:01:01,887 This was all a Jammer Group plot to screw us. 31 00:01:01,970 --> 00:01:03,387 You thinking what I'm thinking? 32 00:01:03,470 --> 00:01:05,679 One of us should take a steamy shit in Mo's car? 33 00:01:05,762 --> 00:01:07,595 Now who's fucking around? 34 00:01:07,679 --> 00:01:11,345 [Rod] I'm here for my piece of the Georgina play. 35 00:01:11,428 --> 00:01:13,595 [screams] 36 00:01:15,220 --> 00:01:16,970 Let's celebrate, partner. [laughs] 37 00:01:17,053 --> 00:01:18,679 [Mo] Dawn, how could you do this? 38 00:01:18,762 --> 00:01:20,345 [Dawn] If I were a man, they'd just call it business. 39 00:01:20,428 --> 00:01:23,095 I'm sorry, Mo, but it's my time. 40 00:01:28,261 --> 00:01:31,011 ♪ relaxed music ♪ 41 00:01:31,095 --> 00:01:34,011 ♪ 42 00:01:34,095 --> 00:01:37,303 [overlapping shouting] 43 00:01:55,887 --> 00:01:58,887 Hey, quit daydreaming. The bosses want to see you. 44 00:01:58,970 --> 00:02:01,053 Actually, I was day wet dreaming. 45 00:02:01,136 --> 00:02:03,095 I'm busy, so can we just pretend that I did 46 00:02:03,178 --> 00:02:05,512 a series of nonthreatening, girlish giggles? 47 00:02:05,595 --> 00:02:08,970 - Uh-huh. - [Larry] Mo, oh, Mo. 48 00:02:09,053 --> 00:02:12,095 [laughs] What it is, my man? 49 00:02:12,178 --> 00:02:13,595 What can I do for you bosses? 50 00:02:13,679 --> 00:02:15,512 Buy 20,000 June Coffee Calls. 51 00:02:15,595 --> 00:02:17,679 We're going long like John Silver's 52 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:20,428 premium seafood eatery. [laughs] 53 00:02:20,512 --> 00:02:21,804 All due respect, 54 00:02:21,887 --> 00:02:23,595 I'm not sure that's the smart play right now. 55 00:02:23,679 --> 00:02:25,804 All Jew respect, I got a room full of them 56 00:02:25,887 --> 00:02:27,720 that would fundamentally disagree with you. 57 00:02:27,804 --> 00:02:30,011 I'm just saying that a lot of these dudes were in 'Nam. 58 00:02:30,095 --> 00:02:31,679 They're saying there's a lot of coffee farms 59 00:02:31,762 --> 00:02:34,011 that are popping up all over the Lam Dongs, so... 60 00:02:34,095 --> 00:02:35,637 That explains the uptick in the bores. 61 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:37,595 I mean, the French are always a step ahead 62 00:02:37,679 --> 00:02:38,887 in Asian commodities. 63 00:02:38,970 --> 00:02:40,720 - We should go short. - We should go short. 64 00:02:40,804 --> 00:02:43,095 Hmm. I do trust Dawn with coffee. 65 00:02:43,178 --> 00:02:44,970 - Yeah. - Nobody makes a better cup. 66 00:02:45,053 --> 00:02:46,970 - [laughs] - Her nickname is Hot Coffee. 67 00:02:47,053 --> 00:02:49,762 Nailed it. Hot Coffee, that's who she is. 68 00:02:49,845 --> 00:02:52,387 No, in fact, go make me a hot coffee, okay? 69 00:02:52,470 --> 00:02:55,929 With two Sweet'N Lows and zero trading advice ever. 70 00:02:56,011 --> 00:02:57,512 Mr. Leighman, she's right, though. 71 00:02:57,595 --> 00:02:59,220 - I mean-- - [Larry] Fuck, Mo. 72 00:02:59,303 --> 00:03:01,679 You're a brother, but you're not a Leighman brother, okay? 73 00:03:01,762 --> 00:03:05,512 So just place the order, or I will hire somebody who will. 74 00:03:05,595 --> 00:03:06,804 Yeah, I understand. 75 00:03:08,887 --> 00:03:11,220 Hey, Dawn. You okay? 76 00:03:11,303 --> 00:03:13,470 Yeah, no. Thank you. 77 00:03:13,553 --> 00:03:15,303 Oh. Fuck them, right? 78 00:03:15,387 --> 00:03:17,178 It's not our money. [scoffs] 79 00:03:17,261 --> 00:03:19,720 Hey, let me ask you something. You think they're... 80 00:03:22,136 --> 00:03:23,970 I don't know. Maybe. 81 00:03:24,053 --> 00:03:25,512 You know, the quiet one? 82 00:03:25,595 --> 00:03:28,428 He makes me tie his bowtie while he sucks his thumb. 83 00:03:28,512 --> 00:03:29,804 - While he what? - I know. 84 00:03:29,887 --> 00:03:32,303 He's got some weird mammy fetish. 85 00:03:34,136 --> 00:03:36,637 I have an MBA. 86 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,929 Which does not stand for "majestic black ass," 87 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:40,428 despite what the loud one says. 88 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:42,845 I don't know. Let me see. 89 00:03:42,929 --> 00:03:43,845 It's not bad. 90 00:03:43,929 --> 00:03:45,679 [both laugh] 91 00:03:45,762 --> 00:03:47,970 Hey, well, let me tell you something. 92 00:03:48,053 --> 00:03:49,553 I'm out of here. 93 00:03:49,637 --> 00:03:51,178 - I'm gonna start my own shop. - Really? 94 00:03:51,261 --> 00:03:53,345 Got a backer. He's gonna stake me. 95 00:03:53,428 --> 00:03:55,220 Wow. 96 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:58,095 Now, if there was just some way I could get my hands 97 00:03:58,178 --> 00:04:00,845 on that Leighman Brothers' rolodex. 98 00:04:00,929 --> 00:04:03,595 You mean if you could get my hands on their Rolodex? 99 00:04:03,679 --> 00:04:05,512 Well, you do have prettier hands. 100 00:04:05,595 --> 00:04:07,095 And feet. 101 00:04:07,178 --> 00:04:09,011 Come on. What do you say, D? 102 00:04:09,095 --> 00:04:10,804 Hey, hey. Hot coffee. 103 00:04:10,887 --> 00:04:11,512 Want some cream? 104 00:04:11,595 --> 00:04:14,303 ♪ slow tempo music ♪ 105 00:04:14,387 --> 00:04:16,470 ♪ 106 00:04:16,553 --> 00:04:19,887 [sniffs and groans] Whoo. 107 00:04:19,970 --> 00:04:22,762 This is for my homies in the mother[bleep] ghetto. 108 00:04:22,845 --> 00:04:27,178 Maurice "Mo" Monroe, AKA "Roland Madison," 109 00:04:27,261 --> 00:04:30,178 AKA "The Black, Black Monday Murderer," 110 00:04:30,261 --> 00:04:32,804 AKA the "Downtown Defenestrator," 111 00:04:32,887 --> 00:04:34,637 is wanted not only for 112 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:38,136 the global financial terrorist attack known as "Black Monday" 113 00:04:38,220 --> 00:04:40,637 but for a shocking double homicide. 114 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:41,887 [screams] 115 00:04:41,970 --> 00:04:43,178 - [host] Rod Jaminski... - [crash] 116 00:04:43,261 --> 00:04:44,804 Plummeted to his death, 117 00:04:44,887 --> 00:04:48,428 ironically landing on Monroe's own stretch Lamborghini, 118 00:04:48,512 --> 00:04:51,095 and killing one of the Leighman Brothers in the process. 119 00:04:51,178 --> 00:04:52,261 [distorted voice] I don't know what happened. 120 00:04:52,345 --> 00:04:53,887 Mo just went crazy. 121 00:04:53,970 --> 00:04:56,011 [host] Was it the embarrassment that his protégé, 122 00:04:56,095 --> 00:04:58,470 Blair Pfaff, had outsmarted him, 123 00:04:58,553 --> 00:05:00,553 making a fortune off him in the process? 124 00:05:00,637 --> 00:05:02,929 Face it--there's a new Blairiff in town. 125 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:05,804 [host] Or maybe it was the betrayal of his best friend, 126 00:05:05,887 --> 00:05:07,387 Keith Shankar. 127 00:05:07,470 --> 00:05:10,470 Or maybe it was a broken heart after his fling 128 00:05:10,553 --> 00:05:13,011 with office tart Dawn Darcy. 129 00:05:13,095 --> 00:05:15,512 I'm just an innocent secretary delivering Danish. 130 00:05:15,595 --> 00:05:19,136 [host] Whatever it was on that chilly October afternoon 131 00:05:19,220 --> 00:05:21,387 Mo Monroe just snapped. 132 00:05:21,470 --> 00:05:24,178 - [laughter] - [screams] 133 00:05:24,261 --> 00:05:26,512 Somebody save me. 134 00:05:26,595 --> 00:05:28,136 [distorted voice] Thank God for that Blair guy. 135 00:05:28,220 --> 00:05:29,762 He's a real hero. 136 00:05:29,845 --> 00:05:33,011 He tried to save Jammer too, but it was too late. 137 00:05:33,095 --> 00:05:34,929 He was Countach meat. 138 00:05:35,011 --> 00:05:37,595 [host] Lamborghini Countach meat indeed. 139 00:05:37,679 --> 00:05:38,970 ♪ dramatic music ♪ 140 00:05:39,053 --> 00:05:41,887 We need your help to find this thug. 141 00:05:41,970 --> 00:05:44,428 But make no mistake. This man is dangerous. 142 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:47,053 If you see him, do not attempt to apprehend him. 143 00:05:47,136 --> 00:05:50,512 But call our hotline, 1-800-1-WANTED. 144 00:05:50,595 --> 00:05:52,679 [crying] 145 00:05:52,762 --> 00:05:54,136 Operators are stand-- 146 00:06:00,136 --> 00:06:01,970 [laughs] What? 147 00:06:03,345 --> 00:06:04,845 Y'all expected me to be mad 148 00:06:04,929 --> 00:06:07,136 because they portrayed me as some dumbass secretary 149 00:06:07,220 --> 00:06:10,804 despite the fact that "Black Monday" was my fucking idea? 150 00:06:10,887 --> 00:06:13,553 Not the name, of course. Shit's racist. 151 00:06:13,637 --> 00:06:16,261 I mean, if they tried to play a man like that... 152 00:06:16,345 --> 00:06:17,762 [scoffs] 153 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:20,136 Oh, shit, if they tried to play Mo like that, 154 00:06:20,220 --> 00:06:22,303 he'd blow a gasket and a rail. 155 00:06:22,387 --> 00:06:25,679 Sweep everything off this table, fire all of y'all, 156 00:06:25,762 --> 00:06:27,970 and then he'd call that hotline himself 157 00:06:28,053 --> 00:06:30,345 just to confess so his dumb ass would get all the credit. 158 00:06:30,428 --> 00:06:33,845 - But I'm not Mo. - [coworker] That's right. 159 00:06:33,929 --> 00:06:36,428 - And I'm not a man. - [coworker] Yep. 160 00:06:36,512 --> 00:06:39,178 I am a professional... 161 00:06:39,261 --> 00:06:40,345 bitch. 162 00:06:40,428 --> 00:06:43,512 [all cheering] 163 00:06:44,762 --> 00:06:48,470 Ladies, the world is finally changing. 164 00:06:48,553 --> 00:06:49,595 Look at this place. 165 00:06:49,679 --> 00:06:51,387 We've shattered the glass ceiling. 166 00:06:51,470 --> 00:06:54,512 Who cares if it takes a minute for the men to recognize us? 167 00:06:54,595 --> 00:06:58,470 The arc of the moral universe is long. 168 00:06:58,553 --> 00:07:00,595 But it bends toward justice. 169 00:07:00,679 --> 00:07:03,762 - [coworker] Say it. - Martin Luther Queen. 170 00:07:03,845 --> 00:07:05,887 Did they put Keith in khakis just so the piss would read? 171 00:07:05,970 --> 00:07:07,929 I don't know. Not now, Karen. 172 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:11,887 'Cause the last time I checked, we're not in the ego business. 173 00:07:11,970 --> 00:07:13,720 We're in the getting paid business. 174 00:07:13,804 --> 00:07:15,136 - That's right! - [cheering] 175 00:07:15,220 --> 00:07:16,970 And the getting laid business. 176 00:07:17,053 --> 00:07:19,261 And business is sex. 177 00:07:19,345 --> 00:07:20,720 [both laugh] 178 00:07:20,804 --> 00:07:22,679 - Word. - Nice, dude. 179 00:07:22,762 --> 00:07:25,970 Getting mad, getting even... 180 00:07:26,053 --> 00:07:27,011 You were-- you were talking. 181 00:07:27,095 --> 00:07:28,679 That shit, it's a waste of time. 182 00:07:28,762 --> 00:07:31,887 And the point is, our time is now. 183 00:07:31,970 --> 00:07:33,970 - [coworker] Yeah. - And I have the perfect plan 184 00:07:34,053 --> 00:07:35,845 to take advantage. 185 00:07:35,929 --> 00:07:38,804 Amerisavings & Loan. 186 00:07:38,887 --> 00:07:41,261 This is it, y'all. This is my next big idea. 187 00:07:41,345 --> 00:07:45,303 We are about to become an institution by buying one. 188 00:07:45,387 --> 00:07:46,261 [cheers and applause] 189 00:07:46,345 --> 00:07:47,345 So what? 190 00:07:47,428 --> 00:07:49,428 "America's Most Unsolved Crimes" 191 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:51,595 thinks that Blair is the mastermind instead of me. 192 00:07:51,679 --> 00:07:52,929 He's my partner. 193 00:07:53,011 --> 00:07:54,804 I'm not gonna fuck up our shit over that. 194 00:07:54,887 --> 00:07:56,553 Or this. 195 00:07:56,637 --> 00:07:58,303 - Or this. - [coworker] That's right. 196 00:07:58,387 --> 00:08:00,345 - [groans] - Or this wack, 197 00:08:00,428 --> 00:08:02,595 dumb shit right here. 198 00:08:02,679 --> 00:08:04,261 - That ain't right. - What is "Jet"? 199 00:08:04,345 --> 00:08:07,261 Fuck these bitch-ass, niche-ass periodicals. 200 00:08:07,345 --> 00:08:09,929 [Joyce] Okay. But what Dawn's not telling y'all, 201 00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:11,303 'cause she too humble, is that she is about to 202 00:08:11,387 --> 00:08:13,011 get her props. 203 00:08:13,095 --> 00:08:15,053 "The Wall Street Journal." That's right. 204 00:08:15,136 --> 00:08:18,261 The old gray lady's husband, the old white man, 205 00:08:18,345 --> 00:08:20,679 is running a huge profile on our girl tonight. 206 00:08:20,762 --> 00:08:23,428 [cheers and applause] 207 00:08:23,512 --> 00:08:25,595 Wow, thank you, but the only pats on the ass 208 00:08:25,679 --> 00:08:27,095 I need are from y'all. 209 00:08:27,178 --> 00:08:29,095 And it's a good thing I got all this ass to spank. 210 00:08:29,178 --> 00:08:30,428 - [laughter] - Whoo. 211 00:08:30,512 --> 00:08:32,637 'Cause we are about to get rich as fuck 212 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,595 - buying this bank. - Yeah! 213 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:36,220 [Dawn] So stop everything 214 00:08:36,303 --> 00:08:39,804 and start acquiring every open share of Amerisavings & Loan. 215 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:42,303 Shit. It's impossible, Boss. 216 00:08:42,387 --> 00:08:43,845 Leighman brothers own a huge chunk. 217 00:08:43,929 --> 00:08:46,303 - Did you say impossible? - Yeah. 218 00:08:46,387 --> 00:08:48,970 I am a black woman with my own trading firm 219 00:08:49,053 --> 00:08:51,804 on Wall Street in 1988. 220 00:08:51,887 --> 00:08:53,720 I might as well have just stepped out 221 00:08:53,804 --> 00:08:57,470 of the motherfucking DeLorean from the motherfucking future. 222 00:08:57,553 --> 00:09:01,136 Impossible can suck my dick. 223 00:09:01,220 --> 00:09:03,136 [cheers and applause] 224 00:09:03,220 --> 00:09:05,720 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 225 00:09:05,804 --> 00:09:09,303 ♪ 226 00:09:09,387 --> 00:09:11,595 Who's the Whiz Kid of Wall Street? 227 00:09:11,679 --> 00:09:15,178 Or according to "Playgirl," "The Jizz Kid"? 228 00:09:15,261 --> 00:09:18,845 Who's got the biggest brains and, coming soon, 229 00:09:18,929 --> 00:09:20,387 the biggest muscles? 230 00:09:22,303 --> 00:09:23,804 You do, hunk. 231 00:09:23,887 --> 00:09:26,679 You bet your tight little bottom you do. 232 00:09:26,762 --> 00:09:27,887 Shall we, darling? 233 00:09:27,970 --> 00:09:28,929 ♪ Jet ♪ 234 00:09:29,011 --> 00:09:31,512 ♪ 235 00:09:31,595 --> 00:09:33,553 ♪ Jet ♪ 236 00:09:33,637 --> 00:09:34,512 [reporter] Hey, over here! 237 00:09:34,595 --> 00:09:36,887 - Hello. - Hello. 238 00:09:36,970 --> 00:09:40,387 ♪ I can almost remember their funny faces ♪ 239 00:09:40,470 --> 00:09:42,512 - Leslie! - Hey, Paul. 240 00:09:42,595 --> 00:09:44,011 ♪ The time you told them ♪ 241 00:09:44,095 --> 00:09:47,303 ♪ That you were going to be marrying soon ♪ 242 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:49,387 ♪ 243 00:09:49,470 --> 00:09:52,053 Well, if it isn't the Whiz Kid. 244 00:09:52,136 --> 00:09:53,845 What brings you lovebirds to Washington? 245 00:09:53,929 --> 00:09:55,679 Governor Putnam, it's wonderful to meet you. 246 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,011 We're here for Nancy. 247 00:09:57,095 --> 00:09:58,720 We couldn't just say no to a chance to celebrate 248 00:09:58,804 --> 00:10:00,345 with the great bouffanted one. 249 00:10:00,428 --> 00:10:03,220 Ironic Nancy's partying with a bunch of Washington aides 250 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,887 after spending so long ignoring AIDS. 251 00:10:05,970 --> 00:10:07,470 Cut the shit, Pfaff. 252 00:10:07,553 --> 00:10:09,053 I know you're here for a reason. 253 00:10:09,136 --> 00:10:12,679 This party is a lobbyist's dream, and my cash machine. 254 00:10:12,762 --> 00:10:15,220 Yeah, that blowhard's angling to get the FDA 255 00:10:15,303 --> 00:10:17,428 to call breakfast the most important meal of the day 256 00:10:17,512 --> 00:10:19,970 just so they can sell a lot more Cookie Crisp. 257 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,553 A private prison lobbyist is pushing something called 258 00:10:21,637 --> 00:10:22,679 a "three strikes" rule. 259 00:10:22,762 --> 00:10:24,345 Three strikes, like in the game... 260 00:10:24,428 --> 00:10:25,804 [both] Baseball. 261 00:10:25,887 --> 00:10:27,261 Yes, except in this case, it's three strikes 262 00:10:27,345 --> 00:10:29,637 and you're in jail for the rest of your days. 263 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:30,929 - [laughs] - And the Dairy Council's 264 00:10:31,011 --> 00:10:32,720 still trying to get people to say cheese 265 00:10:32,804 --> 00:10:34,136 while taking pictures. 266 00:10:34,220 --> 00:10:35,929 It seems the flash creates a sense memory. 267 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:37,261 Psshhh. Good luck with that. 268 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,679 No, no, no, no. You'd be surprised 269 00:10:38,762 --> 00:10:41,720 how many common phrases come from lobbyists. 270 00:10:41,804 --> 00:10:43,553 "Cool as a cucumber." The Gourd Lobby. 271 00:10:43,637 --> 00:10:45,011 Now those guys, they had a lot of hits. 272 00:10:45,095 --> 00:10:46,428 - "I'm in a pickle"? - Yeah. 273 00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:47,595 - "Nice melons"? - Mm-hmm. 274 00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:49,095 "Squash that beef"? 275 00:10:49,178 --> 00:10:51,136 That one was actually a collaboration with big meat. 276 00:10:51,220 --> 00:10:52,929 - Oh. - If you listen closely, 277 00:10:53,011 --> 00:10:56,178 you can detect who's in whose pocket by the phrases they use. 278 00:10:56,261 --> 00:10:58,095 - Happy hunting. - NRA? 279 00:10:58,178 --> 00:11:00,428 Whatever helps me help our great state of New York. 280 00:11:00,512 --> 00:11:03,595 ♪ Jet, whoo, whoo, whoo ♪ 281 00:11:03,679 --> 00:11:07,053 ♪ Ah, Mater ♪ 282 00:11:07,136 --> 00:11:10,929 ♪ Much later ♪ 283 00:11:11,011 --> 00:11:13,595 [laughter, chatter] 284 00:11:13,679 --> 00:11:15,512 - Oh. - Blblblblb. 285 00:11:15,595 --> 00:11:16,679 [both laugh] 286 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:20,220 [receptionist] Leighman Brothers--please hold. 287 00:11:20,303 --> 00:11:21,887 [phone ringing] 288 00:11:21,970 --> 00:11:23,720 Leighman Brothers. Please hold. 289 00:11:23,804 --> 00:11:26,011 [orchestral music over speakers] 290 00:11:26,095 --> 00:11:27,804 Leighman Brothers. Please hold. 291 00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:29,303 ♪ mischievous music ♪ 292 00:11:29,387 --> 00:11:32,470 - Try to turn it the other way. - Mm-hmm, I am. 293 00:11:32,553 --> 00:11:33,970 Let me try this baby right here. 294 00:11:34,053 --> 00:11:35,512 - [exhales] - Diners Club? 295 00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:37,720 That's like the food stamp of credit cards. 296 00:11:37,804 --> 00:11:39,637 [both laugh] 297 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,637 Let's try this. 298 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:42,970 Are you kidding me? You got keys? 299 00:11:43,053 --> 00:11:44,345 Why didn't you do that in the first place? 300 00:11:44,428 --> 00:11:46,220 It's supposed to look like a break-in, right? 301 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:50,845 [Mo] Wow, bingo. Leaves his fucking Rolodex. 302 00:11:50,929 --> 00:11:52,970 Okay, okay. Wait. 303 00:11:53,053 --> 00:11:54,345 - Wait, wait, wait. - What? 304 00:11:54,428 --> 00:11:56,011 We got to make it look like a break-in. 305 00:11:56,095 --> 00:11:57,845 - Well, break some shit. - [huffs] 306 00:11:57,929 --> 00:11:59,095 Okay. All right. 307 00:11:59,178 --> 00:12:00,887 - Yeah? - Okay. 308 00:12:01,970 --> 00:12:03,428 [both laugh] 309 00:12:03,512 --> 00:12:04,553 Hold up. Wait a minute. 310 00:12:04,637 --> 00:12:05,887 I want to break something. 311 00:12:05,970 --> 00:12:07,178 Ah... 312 00:12:07,261 --> 00:12:09,261 - [Mo laughs] - Oh, oh. 313 00:12:10,929 --> 00:12:13,553 Oh, God. [laughing] 314 00:12:13,637 --> 00:12:15,220 ♪ We're breaking shit ♪ 315 00:12:15,303 --> 00:12:16,345 [both] ♪ We're breaking shit ♪ 316 00:12:16,428 --> 00:12:19,261 [continue singing] 317 00:12:21,387 --> 00:12:23,970 Yo, should we do something? 318 00:12:24,053 --> 00:12:26,512 [snickering] 319 00:12:26,595 --> 00:12:28,512 [laughing] 320 00:12:32,261 --> 00:12:35,178 [clears throat] New England clam chowder, 321 00:12:35,261 --> 00:12:38,637 Manhattan clam chowder, or mixie dixie, sir? 322 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,261 Manhattan for me, and, um... 323 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,720 Mixie dixie for Lenny. 324 00:13:03,845 --> 00:13:05,220 [Larry] Thank you for being so patient, Dawn, 325 00:13:05,303 --> 00:13:07,387 and not kicking down our doors. 326 00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:08,553 You know how many of those 327 00:13:08,637 --> 00:13:09,595 Mo has destroyed over the years? 328 00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:11,053 - Hmm? - Brazilian rosewood 329 00:13:11,136 --> 00:13:13,261 doesn't grow on trees. 330 00:13:13,345 --> 00:13:15,053 Righ...tah. 331 00:13:15,136 --> 00:13:18,929 Uh, hey, um... [inhales] 332 00:13:19,011 --> 00:13:21,095 about Lenny, I've been meaning to say... 333 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:25,095 Something. 334 00:13:25,178 --> 00:13:27,095 Well, thank you, Dawn. That means a lot. 335 00:13:27,178 --> 00:13:28,512 What could I do you for? 336 00:13:28,595 --> 00:13:30,845 I need your chunk of "Amerisavings & Loan." 337 00:13:30,929 --> 00:13:33,136 I'll bid 10% above ask. 338 00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:34,553 - 10%? - Yes. 339 00:13:34,637 --> 00:13:36,303 I'd love to do you one better. 340 00:13:36,387 --> 00:13:39,220 I'd love to give you our block of Amerisavings 341 00:13:39,303 --> 00:13:42,387 and partner with you on whatever you're cooking up. 342 00:13:42,470 --> 00:13:44,178 That's amazing. I would love to-- 343 00:13:44,261 --> 00:13:45,762 Unfortunately, I doubt my poor brother 344 00:13:45,845 --> 00:13:47,136 would love any of that. 345 00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:49,929 I have to imagine the combo 346 00:13:50,011 --> 00:13:51,929 of being screwed to high hell by the Jammer Group 347 00:13:52,011 --> 00:13:54,887 on Black Monday, along with his untimely crushing, 348 00:13:54,970 --> 00:13:56,762 left a bad taste in his mouth. 349 00:13:56,845 --> 00:13:58,762 The taste of Corinthian leather. 350 00:13:58,845 --> 00:14:01,929 And polished chrome and l-- liver. 351 00:14:02,011 --> 00:14:04,428 [whimpers] His own. 352 00:14:04,512 --> 00:14:07,637 That was all Mo. And Mo is not with us anymore. 353 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,470 We're not even called the Jammer Group anymore. 354 00:14:09,553 --> 00:14:12,637 - We are the TBD Group. - Well, great. 355 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,970 Send me a prospectus to wipe my ass with 356 00:14:15,053 --> 00:14:16,387 when you come up with a name. 357 00:14:16,470 --> 00:14:18,970 No. The TBD Group is our name. 358 00:14:19,053 --> 00:14:20,887 The Blair Dawn Group. 359 00:14:20,970 --> 00:14:23,095 Oh, wait. I just got that. 360 00:14:23,178 --> 00:14:25,720 Also, wouldn't that make it "The The Blair Dawn Group"? 361 00:14:25,804 --> 00:14:26,887 Yes, it would. 362 00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:28,220 Well, the name may have changed, 363 00:14:28,303 --> 00:14:30,970 but the SEC still lists Mo as a shareholder. 364 00:14:31,053 --> 00:14:32,845 [laughs] He's on the run, Lare. 365 00:14:32,929 --> 00:14:35,095 I mean, the guy's not exactly hopping on conference calls. 366 00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,553 No one knows where he is, and no one cares. 367 00:14:37,637 --> 00:14:39,553 - He's gone forever-- - That is what that prick 368 00:14:39,637 --> 00:14:41,679 wants you to think, Dawn, okay? 369 00:14:41,762 --> 00:14:46,470 That cocksucker has been hoodwinking us since 1978. 370 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:50,178 Do you honestly think that he is not out there right now 371 00:14:50,261 --> 00:14:51,887 plotting his revenge? 372 00:14:51,970 --> 00:14:53,428 I don't think of him at all. 373 00:14:53,512 --> 00:14:55,762 Sweetheart, until Mo is behind bars, 374 00:14:55,845 --> 00:14:57,428 we will not... [voice breaks] 375 00:14:57,512 --> 00:15:00,845 I-I-I will never do business with your company. 376 00:15:00,929 --> 00:15:02,470 - Yeah. - But when Mo finally 377 00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:04,553 gets what's coming to him, 378 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:05,970 give me a call. 379 00:15:06,053 --> 00:15:07,679 'Cause I would love to work with you. 380 00:15:07,762 --> 00:15:09,220 [sniffles] 381 00:15:09,303 --> 00:15:12,720 That Blair's a real whiz. Have you seen this? 382 00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:15,095 Wait. You read "Jet"? 383 00:15:15,178 --> 00:15:17,261 Well, I thought it was about jets. 384 00:15:18,929 --> 00:15:20,387 But that's "Jets." 385 00:15:20,470 --> 00:15:21,845 Yeah. 386 00:15:21,929 --> 00:15:24,970 [piano music] 387 00:15:25,053 --> 00:15:27,887 [Blair] There he is. My final victim. 388 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,178 Congressman Roger Harris, the minority whip. 389 00:15:30,261 --> 00:15:31,720 That always sounds racist. 390 00:15:31,804 --> 00:15:34,053 [Blair] We get him, we get all the votes we need 391 00:15:34,136 --> 00:15:36,095 to deregulate the banks. 392 00:15:36,178 --> 00:15:39,470 All right. You got this, you little bitch. 393 00:15:39,553 --> 00:15:41,553 Just unslump your shoulders, try not to get all blinky. 394 00:15:41,637 --> 00:15:43,595 Keep your mouth shut. You're prone to gleeking. 395 00:15:43,679 --> 00:15:45,011 And whatever you do, don't do that thing-- 396 00:15:45,095 --> 00:15:46,720 Hey, I told you-- 397 00:15:46,804 --> 00:15:48,637 No more domestic abuse disguised as pump-me-ups. 398 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,011 You don't tell me what to do anymore. 399 00:15:50,095 --> 00:15:52,595 - Do you remember our deal? - You're right. 400 00:15:52,679 --> 00:15:54,970 I-I know I'm... I'm just a gorgeous beard. 401 00:15:55,053 --> 00:15:57,428 Exactly, so just smile and play your part. 402 00:15:57,512 --> 00:15:59,428 You did get one thing right, though. 403 00:15:59,512 --> 00:16:01,136 I fucking got this. 404 00:16:04,470 --> 00:16:06,929 Rog! Bubby. 405 00:16:07,011 --> 00:16:10,095 It's me, your brother from a bunch of magazine covers. 406 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,178 The Whiz of Wall Street himself, Blair Pfaff. 407 00:16:12,261 --> 00:16:13,970 [laughs] Riddle me this. 408 00:16:14,053 --> 00:16:15,762 What comes after C regulation, 409 00:16:15,845 --> 00:16:17,553 but before E regulation? 410 00:16:17,637 --> 00:16:19,428 - That's right. - Deregulation. 411 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,178 [both laugh] 412 00:16:21,261 --> 00:16:23,261 Specifically, bank deregulation. 413 00:16:23,345 --> 00:16:25,220 Not to be confused with bank de big bucks, 414 00:16:25,303 --> 00:16:26,637 which is what you're gonna be doing 415 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,220 if you pledge your undying support to me. 416 00:16:28,303 --> 00:16:29,720 [chuckles] Let me guess. 417 00:16:29,804 --> 00:16:31,303 You want to rewrite U.S. law 418 00:16:31,387 --> 00:16:34,136 so you and your Wall Street cronies can buy up retail banks 419 00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:37,428 and use the savings of honest, God-fearing Americans 420 00:16:37,512 --> 00:16:38,929 to gamble on the stock market. 421 00:16:39,011 --> 00:16:42,595 My man! Yeah, do we have a deal? 422 00:16:42,679 --> 00:16:44,428 I'm the chair of the House Ethics Committee. 423 00:16:44,512 --> 00:16:46,011 I started the Family Values Caucus, 424 00:16:46,095 --> 00:16:47,845 I coined the phrase, "Moral Majority." 425 00:16:47,929 --> 00:16:50,011 I invented the parental advisory stickers 426 00:16:50,095 --> 00:16:51,053 that protect kids from rap. 427 00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:52,553 - Fun. - My father-in-law 428 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,178 is Neil Swafford, 429 00:16:54,261 --> 00:16:56,303 televangelist of the year, four years running. 430 00:16:56,387 --> 00:16:58,303 Four straight Vangees. Wow. 431 00:16:58,387 --> 00:17:00,679 Now, can't you see that I'm not at work? 432 00:17:00,762 --> 00:17:02,011 I don't come to where you're not working 433 00:17:02,095 --> 00:17:03,512 and try to turn that into your office 434 00:17:03,595 --> 00:17:05,679 so I can tell you how to do your job, now do I? 435 00:17:05,762 --> 00:17:08,303 If you'll excuse me. Mrs. Pfaff. 436 00:17:09,887 --> 00:17:11,512 Ooh. 437 00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:12,720 Say cheese. 438 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,303 [Yassir] My man, is it me, 439 00:17:16,387 --> 00:17:20,470 or is an all-female workplace extremely hostile? 440 00:17:20,553 --> 00:17:22,804 I was thinking the same thing, my man. 441 00:17:22,887 --> 00:17:24,845 This place is a literal prison. 442 00:17:26,553 --> 00:17:28,428 Disgusting. 443 00:17:29,136 --> 00:17:30,845 And look at this female propaganda. 444 00:17:30,929 --> 00:17:32,553 We should have 10% off clothes. 445 00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:34,595 And I hope you're not mad, but I'm having Pam pick up 446 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:37,679 a couple copies of your journal profile for all the girls 447 00:17:37,762 --> 00:17:39,845 so that we can toast you. 448 00:17:39,929 --> 00:17:41,929 Yeah, uh...it's fine. 449 00:17:42,011 --> 00:17:43,679 As long as we pull off this bank play, 450 00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:45,804 I don't give a shit about the press. 451 00:17:45,887 --> 00:17:47,220 [scoffs] Well that's good, 452 00:17:47,303 --> 00:17:48,845 'cause have you seen Blair's "Hot Jets" cover? 453 00:17:48,929 --> 00:17:51,011 Hot? He looked bloated to me. 454 00:17:51,095 --> 00:17:52,804 No. "Hot Jets." 455 00:17:52,887 --> 00:17:54,595 The spa industry's trade journal. 456 00:17:54,679 --> 00:17:56,303 I'm in the market for a koozie. 457 00:17:56,387 --> 00:17:58,887 - That guy is everywhere. - I know, good for him. 458 00:17:58,970 --> 00:18:01,095 Speak of the devil, which is against my religion, 459 00:18:01,178 --> 00:18:02,679 he has been on hold for... 460 00:18:02,762 --> 00:18:04,011 15 minutes? 461 00:18:04,095 --> 00:18:05,887 Are you kidding with that hold time? 462 00:18:05,970 --> 00:18:07,637 My mobile only gets 20 minutes of talk 463 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,512 before I have to charge it for two days. 464 00:18:09,595 --> 00:18:10,512 Is everything okay over there? 465 00:18:10,595 --> 00:18:11,679 Uh...duh. 466 00:18:11,762 --> 00:18:13,095 I just met with the Leighman brother 467 00:18:13,178 --> 00:18:14,679 about his chunk of Amerisavings. 468 00:18:14,762 --> 00:18:16,011 We're good. 469 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,762 Hey, unrelated, 470 00:18:17,845 --> 00:18:20,053 if you had to, like, totally disappear, 471 00:18:20,136 --> 00:18:22,679 where would you go to get away from it all? 472 00:18:22,762 --> 00:18:24,220 Aruba. 473 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:25,470 Jamaica. 474 00:18:25,553 --> 00:18:27,679 Bermuda, Bahamas, Key Largo, Montego. 475 00:18:27,762 --> 00:18:29,220 [laughs] 476 00:18:29,303 --> 00:18:31,220 Dawn, you gotta stop looking over your shoulder 477 00:18:31,303 --> 00:18:33,720 and worrying about Mo. 478 00:18:33,804 --> 00:18:35,136 We wiped him off the board. 479 00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:37,220 That's why I went on "America's Most Unsolved Crimes," 480 00:18:37,303 --> 00:18:38,845 is to make sure all the blame stuck to him. 481 00:18:38,929 --> 00:18:40,804 And all the pastry stuck to me? 482 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,220 I told you I had zero creative control. 483 00:18:43,303 --> 00:18:44,887 - [scoffs] Ohh! - I mean, yes, I was on set 484 00:18:44,970 --> 00:18:46,428 and I sat in on casting, 485 00:18:46,512 --> 00:18:48,011 and I did pitch that "new Blairiff in town" line, 486 00:18:48,095 --> 00:18:49,929 but the director came from features. 487 00:18:50,011 --> 00:18:51,512 - He didn't know how TV worked. - Whatever. 488 00:18:51,595 --> 00:18:53,512 How's your side of the deal going? 489 00:18:53,595 --> 00:18:54,679 Pfffft. 490 00:18:54,762 --> 00:18:56,345 Well, Dawn, not surprisingly, 491 00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:58,595 I'm a fucking whiz at politics too. 492 00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,428 Great, well, then it sounds like we are good. 493 00:19:02,470 --> 00:19:03,762 - Great. - Great. 494 00:19:03,845 --> 00:19:05,762 Great. Now if you'll excuse me, 495 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,762 I'm gonna go celebrate. 496 00:19:07,845 --> 00:19:11,261 Mm. Mozzarella stick? 497 00:19:11,345 --> 00:19:13,762 Fine, but don't snooze on these fondues. 498 00:19:14,804 --> 00:19:16,095 Why am I so cheese horny? 499 00:19:16,178 --> 00:19:18,595 This was a once- in-a-generation deal, Tiff, 500 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:19,970 and it's fucked. 501 00:19:20,053 --> 00:19:22,261 Like fully. [scoffs] 502 00:19:22,345 --> 00:19:23,845 The other congressmen won't even take a piss 503 00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:25,804 without Harris' approval. 504 00:19:25,887 --> 00:19:27,261 - What do I do? - I don't know. 505 00:19:27,345 --> 00:19:28,929 Take advantage of a howler of a happy hour menu? 506 00:19:29,011 --> 00:19:30,679 - [scoffs] - What? 507 00:19:30,762 --> 00:19:34,095 Our arrangement was just using each other to get what we want. 508 00:19:34,178 --> 00:19:36,220 You get to be the most powerful guy in Manhattan, 509 00:19:36,303 --> 00:19:38,553 and I get to be married to the most powerful guy in Manhattan. 510 00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:41,220 And that's it. I'm just your beard, remember? 511 00:19:41,303 --> 00:19:43,845 Okay. I'm sorry I snapped. 512 00:19:43,929 --> 00:19:46,428 In my defense, I'm under a lot of pressure, 513 00:19:46,512 --> 00:19:48,136 and I'm also on steroids. 514 00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:49,303 Blair. 515 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,345 Just because we're fake and married 516 00:19:52,428 --> 00:19:54,136 doesn't mean we still can't be real friends. 517 00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:55,345 I agree. 518 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,470 So as my best friend, 519 00:19:57,553 --> 00:20:00,303 I'm asking you to tell me what to do. 520 00:20:00,387 --> 00:20:01,970 Give me the full Tiff. 521 00:20:02,053 --> 00:20:03,679 [dinner music playing] 522 00:20:03,762 --> 00:20:05,345 [grunts] Uhh! 523 00:20:05,428 --> 00:20:06,470 It's simple. 524 00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:08,011 You've abandoned what got you here. 525 00:20:08,095 --> 00:20:10,261 Okay, you're not some slick bullshit salesman 526 00:20:10,345 --> 00:20:11,637 who calls people Bubby. 527 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:14,428 You're an earnest, hardworking genius 528 00:20:14,512 --> 00:20:16,970 who calls his bubby every Sunday. 529 00:20:17,053 --> 00:20:18,595 Okay, you believe in what you're selling. 530 00:20:18,679 --> 00:20:21,220 Bank deregulation is good for the country, right? 531 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,929 So then just tell Congressman Harris that. 532 00:20:24,929 --> 00:20:27,595 Wow. You're so right. 533 00:20:28,887 --> 00:20:30,762 What are you waiting for? 534 00:20:32,637 --> 00:20:35,095 [squeals] Hot off the press. 535 00:20:35,178 --> 00:20:36,679 Actually, they're just warm from this pizza 536 00:20:36,762 --> 00:20:40,011 that I'm carrying, but come on, Boss, 537 00:20:40,095 --> 00:20:42,428 you gotta admit that this is a dope moment. 538 00:20:42,512 --> 00:20:44,261 Come on. 539 00:20:45,428 --> 00:20:46,303 - [laughs] - Come on, girl. 540 00:20:46,387 --> 00:20:48,804 - Okay, it is. - Yes! 541 00:20:48,887 --> 00:20:51,303 Ever since you rescued my ass from that secretary pool, 542 00:20:51,387 --> 00:20:54,178 you have shown us all how to be strong, successful women. 543 00:20:54,261 --> 00:20:55,512 - Am I right? - Yeah. 544 00:20:55,595 --> 00:20:57,011 When you found me, I was the horse valet 545 00:20:57,095 --> 00:20:58,345 at Studio 54. 546 00:20:58,428 --> 00:21:00,512 - I remember. - I was a waitress. 547 00:21:00,595 --> 00:21:02,970 - I was profiling you at Saks. - [laughter] 548 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,011 That's right. You the shit. 549 00:21:04,095 --> 00:21:05,887 Come on, y'all. Dawn. 550 00:21:05,970 --> 00:21:08,887 [all] Dawn, Dawn, Dawn, Dawn. 551 00:21:08,970 --> 00:21:12,053 Dawn, Dawn, Dawn, Dawn, Dawn, Dawn. 552 00:21:12,136 --> 00:21:13,595 [chanting fades] Dawn-- 553 00:21:16,428 --> 00:21:17,970 [woman] What's going on? 554 00:21:21,512 --> 00:21:23,261 Damn! 555 00:21:23,345 --> 00:21:25,220 Good thing you don't care about all this pressure 556 00:21:25,303 --> 00:21:27,220 'cause they drew you in a bikini with your bush all out. 557 00:21:27,303 --> 00:21:28,595 [laughter] 558 00:21:28,679 --> 00:21:31,011 No, that's an ink blot. 559 00:21:31,095 --> 00:21:32,220 Ink don't curl like that, girl. 560 00:21:32,303 --> 00:21:34,053 That's bush. I know bush when I see it. 561 00:21:34,136 --> 00:21:35,553 Come on. I mean, I'm sure y'all 562 00:21:35,637 --> 00:21:37,220 can see it from over there. It's both sides. 563 00:21:37,303 --> 00:21:38,428 - Joyce. - Who think this a bush? 564 00:21:38,512 --> 00:21:39,970 Show of hands. 565 00:21:40,053 --> 00:21:42,220 This is like original bush. You ain't never shave. 566 00:21:42,303 --> 00:21:43,387 - This is like virgin... - Shut up. 567 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:46,136 - Curly curl-- - Shut the fuck up! 568 00:21:48,011 --> 00:21:49,261 I'm sorry. 569 00:21:49,345 --> 00:21:50,595 I mean, I was just joking, you know? 570 00:21:50,679 --> 00:21:53,095 Take your bush, get your shit, 571 00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:54,804 and get the fuck out. 572 00:21:54,887 --> 00:21:57,011 You are fired. 573 00:21:57,095 --> 00:21:58,428 But you said you didn't care about this stuff. 574 00:21:58,512 --> 00:21:59,470 Like, you for real? 575 00:21:59,553 --> 00:22:01,595 What I said was get the fuck out! 576 00:22:01,679 --> 00:22:04,762 That's what I said. I said get the fuck out. 577 00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:06,428 - Come on, Dawn - You want to be next? 578 00:22:06,512 --> 00:22:08,053 Huh? Then get the fuck 579 00:22:08,136 --> 00:22:10,303 - out of my face. - Aah! 580 00:22:10,387 --> 00:22:13,053 - [screams] - Dawn, your blood pressure. 581 00:22:13,512 --> 00:22:15,303 I swear to fucking God, Karen. 582 00:22:15,387 --> 00:22:18,387 I swear, if you make one more fucking sound, 583 00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:19,428 one more sound... 584 00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:20,804 - What-- - You better not breathe. 585 00:22:20,887 --> 00:22:22,261 - What is happening-- - You better not breathe 586 00:22:22,345 --> 00:22:24,970 and you better not talk. Shut the fuck up! 587 00:22:28,470 --> 00:22:29,929 - I'm gonna... - Go! 588 00:22:30,011 --> 00:22:31,679 I'm gonna... 589 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,970 All of you, you know what, 590 00:22:35,053 --> 00:22:36,970 if you don't get out of my face, I will send you back 591 00:22:37,053 --> 00:22:40,720 to the shitholes that I found you in. 592 00:22:40,804 --> 00:22:42,220 Get out. 593 00:22:42,303 --> 00:22:45,220 Sharon, get the fuck out. Kelly, bitch, get out. 594 00:22:45,303 --> 00:22:49,387 Vanessa, get the fuck out. Marsha, get the fuck out. 595 00:22:49,470 --> 00:22:51,303 Mm-mm-mm. 596 00:22:51,387 --> 00:22:52,970 Can you believe? 597 00:22:53,053 --> 00:22:55,637 Can you believe the level of disrespect from these people? 598 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,428 We wouldn't do you like that. 599 00:22:57,512 --> 00:22:59,387 Not us. Three musketeers. 600 00:22:59,470 --> 00:23:01,303 And for what it's worth, the pube thing... 601 00:23:01,387 --> 00:23:02,470 sometimes I actually prefer-- 602 00:23:02,553 --> 00:23:04,553 - Aah! - Ooh! 603 00:23:11,929 --> 00:23:14,095 - [elevator bell dings] - Congressman Harris? 604 00:23:14,178 --> 00:23:16,345 Hi. Blair Pfaff. 605 00:23:16,428 --> 00:23:18,929 You might remember me from such clumsy attempt at briberies 606 00:23:19,011 --> 00:23:20,679 as earlier today. Ha. 607 00:23:20,762 --> 00:23:22,679 I just wanted to apologize. 608 00:23:22,762 --> 00:23:25,470 And now you have. Excuse me. 609 00:23:25,553 --> 00:23:26,845 Uh, you're right. 610 00:23:26,929 --> 00:23:28,929 Bank deregulation would benefit me greatly. 611 00:23:29,011 --> 00:23:30,470 But that's precisely why it would 612 00:23:30,553 --> 00:23:32,220 benefit the country even more. 613 00:23:32,303 --> 00:23:35,011 It's trickle-down economics at its purest. 614 00:23:35,095 --> 00:23:37,178 If you give me one hour, 615 00:23:37,261 --> 00:23:40,887 I can give you 25 reasons why this'll make America great. 616 00:23:40,970 --> 00:23:42,470 You have until I get to my door. 617 00:23:42,553 --> 00:23:45,095 - Okay. - And we're there. 618 00:23:45,178 --> 00:23:47,178 Uh, reason number one was going to be an icebreaker, 619 00:23:47,261 --> 00:23:48,303 so let's jump to two. 620 00:23:48,387 --> 00:23:50,261 Regulation stifles innovation. 621 00:23:50,345 --> 00:23:52,679 Three through six were jokes, seven was a call back to one. 622 00:23:52,762 --> 00:23:54,470 Eight requires a prop that I do not have. 623 00:23:54,553 --> 00:23:56,178 So that takes out Nine, ten, and most of 11. 624 00:23:56,261 --> 00:23:57,720 Twelve, do you know what time you were born? 625 00:23:57,804 --> 00:23:59,053 It doesn't matter. Whatever you said, 626 00:23:59,136 --> 00:24:00,470 I was gonna use your astrological sign 627 00:24:00,553 --> 00:24:01,887 to get to Taurus, to get to Bull Market, 628 00:24:01,970 --> 00:24:03,220 to get to 13. 629 00:24:03,303 --> 00:24:04,887 International banks have far fewer regulations, 630 00:24:04,970 --> 00:24:07,053 which puts the U.S. at a grave disadvantage. 631 00:24:07,136 --> 00:24:08,845 Fourteenwas intermission. Time to go "pishin". 632 00:24:08,929 --> 00:24:10,303 Welcome back. Would anyone like a snack? 633 00:24:10,387 --> 00:24:11,762 Damn it, I forgot the snacks 634 00:24:11,845 --> 00:24:13,220 with the props in my bag by the door. 635 00:24:13,303 --> 00:24:14,303 - Fifteen-- - Ah, I found it. 636 00:24:14,387 --> 00:24:16,261 - [keys jingle] - Uh, big finish, sir. 637 00:24:16,345 --> 00:24:18,261 I am the only trader who predicted Black Monday. 638 00:24:18,345 --> 00:24:20,220 So believe me when I say this is only the beginning 639 00:24:20,303 --> 00:24:21,428 if we don't loosen our laws 640 00:24:21,512 --> 00:24:23,428 to compete with foreign powers like Japan. 641 00:24:23,512 --> 00:24:25,011 Otherwise, we might as well start calling the White House 642 00:24:25,095 --> 00:24:27,136 the Yellow House. 643 00:24:27,845 --> 00:24:29,053 Yeah. 644 00:24:29,136 --> 00:24:31,220 I wasn't born in these Bruno Maglis. 645 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,095 I earned them. 646 00:24:33,178 --> 00:24:34,887 So I guess my question for you is, 647 00:24:34,970 --> 00:24:36,512 how'd you get yours? 648 00:24:41,428 --> 00:24:42,595 You wouldn't be the first person 649 00:24:42,679 --> 00:24:44,136 to point out hypocrisy in Washington. 650 00:24:44,220 --> 00:24:45,345 Hmm. 651 00:24:46,261 --> 00:24:48,512 So I take that as a yes? 652 00:24:49,679 --> 00:24:51,178 That depends. 653 00:24:58,553 --> 00:25:00,637 Wait. 654 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,595 I'm not gay. 655 00:25:02,679 --> 00:25:04,720 - Neither am I. - Oh. 656 00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:07,553 ♪ melancholic music ♪ 657 00:25:07,637 --> 00:25:11,595 ♪ 658 00:25:11,679 --> 00:25:12,804 [sighs] 659 00:25:20,387 --> 00:25:22,220 [groans] 660 00:25:33,553 --> 00:25:37,637 Hey, Joyce, uh, it's your girl, Dawn. 661 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,303 Um...just sorry about earlier. 662 00:25:40,387 --> 00:25:42,303 I've been tripping. You know you're not fired. 663 00:25:42,387 --> 00:25:47,011 So, um, call me back. Or I'll see you in the morning. 664 00:25:47,095 --> 00:25:48,220 Bye. 665 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,679 [laughing] Oh, wow. [gasps] 666 00:25:57,762 --> 00:25:59,845 Can you believe we have our own shop? 667 00:25:59,929 --> 00:26:02,345 I know, right? Look at this place. 668 00:26:02,428 --> 00:26:04,845 Ooh, I can't wait to put this sucker on the desk. 669 00:26:08,178 --> 00:26:12,011 Mo Monroe. Founder, CEO, MO? 670 00:26:12,095 --> 00:26:13,178 Why'd you put your name twice? 671 00:26:13,261 --> 00:26:14,679 Oh, no, no. It wouldn't fit. 672 00:26:16,595 --> 00:26:18,011 Ha! Boom! 673 00:26:18,095 --> 00:26:20,011 [both laugh] 674 00:26:20,095 --> 00:26:21,428 Ohh... 675 00:26:21,512 --> 00:26:24,178 Been waiting for this for so long. 676 00:26:24,261 --> 00:26:25,679 Couldn't have done it without you, baby. 677 00:26:29,637 --> 00:26:31,011 I'm so excited. 678 00:26:31,095 --> 00:26:32,637 You know we gotta start hiring ASAP. 679 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,512 We got to find our first employee. 680 00:26:34,595 --> 00:26:35,845 Oh, that would be you, right? 681 00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:38,637 I mean, you're my number one employee, baby. 682 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,470 It's always gonna be you. Numero uno. 683 00:26:41,970 --> 00:26:44,136 Employee? [laughs] I'm your partner. 684 00:26:44,220 --> 00:26:45,887 [laughs] 685 00:26:45,970 --> 00:26:47,887 Yeah, uh, no. I--No. 686 00:26:47,970 --> 00:26:50,136 You're-- you're my head trader. 687 00:26:51,595 --> 00:26:54,595 I-- I thought you understood. 688 00:26:54,679 --> 00:26:56,887 Dawn, I-I-- 689 00:26:56,970 --> 00:26:58,637 Come on, I raised the seed money. 690 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,345 I got the seat on the stock exchange. 691 00:27:00,428 --> 00:27:02,387 - I don't deserve this. - Of course you do, baby. 692 00:27:02,470 --> 00:27:04,929 - You're brilliant. - Mo, stop it, all right? 693 00:27:05,011 --> 00:27:06,887 I mean, I thought we were partners. 694 00:27:06,970 --> 00:27:08,970 You just said that you couldn't have done this without me. 695 00:27:09,053 --> 00:27:10,136 Yeah. 696 00:27:11,637 --> 00:27:14,053 Wow. I can't believe this. 697 00:27:14,136 --> 00:27:15,220 You can't believe what? 698 00:27:15,303 --> 00:27:16,720 That yesterday, you were a secretary, 699 00:27:16,804 --> 00:27:18,553 and today, you're the first Black female head trader 700 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,095 on the Street? 701 00:27:20,178 --> 00:27:22,053 Come on, Dawnie. That's a huge promotion. 702 00:27:22,136 --> 00:27:24,303 I thought you'd be happy about this. 703 00:27:25,387 --> 00:27:27,470 Look, if... 704 00:27:27,553 --> 00:27:29,303 if you don't think this is fair, 705 00:27:29,387 --> 00:27:32,053 you can shop the deal if you want, but... 706 00:27:32,136 --> 00:27:34,428 where you gonna go? 707 00:27:34,512 --> 00:27:36,929 ♪ somber music ♪ 708 00:27:37,011 --> 00:27:40,637 ♪ 709 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,345 Think about it. 710 00:27:47,220 --> 00:27:49,345 [phone rings] 711 00:27:49,428 --> 00:27:51,512 Hey, Joyce, um... 712 00:27:51,595 --> 00:27:54,261 I'm so sorry. I just... 713 00:27:54,345 --> 00:27:57,011 I've been under just a ton of pressure. 714 00:27:57,095 --> 00:27:59,637 You know, running this place, it's harder than I thought. 715 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,679 I mean, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I really-- 716 00:28:01,762 --> 00:28:04,845 I really understand where Mo was coming from. 717 00:28:04,929 --> 00:28:06,553 All these years, you know, yeah, we could have done 718 00:28:06,637 --> 00:28:08,303 with a lot less face screamings, 719 00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:10,303 but, you know, he got shit done. 720 00:28:10,387 --> 00:28:13,178 And... [sighs] 721 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:14,970 I miss him. 722 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:18,970 Hello? 723 00:28:19,053 --> 00:28:21,553 Hello? 724 00:28:23,887 --> 00:28:24,970 Hello! 725 00:28:27,845 --> 00:28:29,387 Mo, Miami is the-- 726 00:28:29,470 --> 00:28:30,804 Keith, I'm on the fucking-- Shit! 727 00:28:30,887 --> 00:28:31,845 [phone clatters] 728 00:28:31,929 --> 00:28:33,720 Mo, Cubano? 729 00:28:50,512 --> 00:28:52,762 [line trilling] 730 00:28:52,845 --> 00:28:55,845 [man] South Beach Motor Inn. How can I help you? 731 00:28:55,929 --> 00:28:58,136 Hello? 732 00:28:58,220 --> 00:29:01,261 [whispers] Oh, shit. Oh, my God. 733 00:29:01,345 --> 00:29:03,845 [gasps] I found you. 734 00:29:03,929 --> 00:29:06,762 You son of a bitch, I found you. 735 00:29:09,345 --> 00:29:12,095 ♪ somber music ♪ 736 00:29:12,178 --> 00:29:17,428 ♪ 737 00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:49,804 ♪ uneasy music ♪ 738 00:29:49,887 --> 00:29:53,595 ♪ 739 00:29:53,679 --> 00:29:56,762 Huh. Great news. 740 00:29:56,845 --> 00:29:58,929 I think I got you exactly what you wanted. 741 00:30:00,595 --> 00:30:03,178 - [slurps, slurs] Revenge? - No. 742 00:30:03,261 --> 00:30:04,929 Steak Diane and potatoes au gratin, 743 00:30:05,011 --> 00:30:07,679 blended with a nice glass of Chateauneuf du Pape. 744 00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:09,970 - [whimpers] - [laughs] 745 00:30:10,053 --> 00:30:12,095 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 746 00:30:12,178 --> 00:30:16,011 Yes. Revenge, Lenny. 747 00:30:16,095 --> 00:30:17,303 Revenge. 748 00:30:19,345 --> 00:30:21,679 - Here, drink your steak. - [gargles] 749 00:30:24,512 --> 00:30:29,220 You call that medium-rare? 750 00:30:29,303 --> 00:30:31,970 ♪ funky music ♪ 751 00:30:32,053 --> 00:30:37,345 ♪