1 00:00:00,834 --> 00:00:02,043 Ooh 2 00:00:02,085 --> 00:00:03,586 It's Showtime tonight 3 00:00:03,628 --> 00:00:05,338 [Mo] Previously on Black Monday... 4 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:07,382 They're Skants by Pfaffashions. 5 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:09,676 [Larry] My brother Lenny survived Black Monday 6 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:12,012 only to tragically succumb to injuries. 7 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:14,097 We're in this together now, brother. 8 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:15,849 [reporter] Newly elected congressman 9 00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:17,475 in scandalous behavior. 10 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:20,687 [Newell] I urge Governor Putnam to fill the vacant seat 11 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:24,065 by appointing Blair Pfaff the next congressman. 12 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:26,026 Black Monday was my fucking idea. 13 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:27,861 [person] Someone confessed to Black Monday. 14 00:00:27,902 --> 00:00:29,237 I'm gonna get you out of this fucking place. 15 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:30,947 Momo, you still don't get it. 16 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:33,825 I don't need you at all. 17 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,828 [musician] One, two, three. 18 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,914 [band playing moody jazz music] 19 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:12,447 I don't know, Brucie. 20 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:14,532 I think that 67's a little too bright 21 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:15,575 for the tenor. 22 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:17,619 Tell you what, let's switch back to the 47. 23 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:21,915 I'm kind of missing that nice mid-forward growl. 24 00:01:21,956 --> 00:01:23,583 Okay. 25 00:01:25,126 --> 00:01:26,586 [Bruce] Don't touch the board, Mo. 26 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:27,378 Yep. 27 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:28,630 upbeat music 28 00:01:28,671 --> 00:01:31,091 Motherfucker, fill my order or your ass is grass, 29 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:33,009 and I am the fucking nigga-saurus! 30 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:34,302 -[Richie] Inmate! -What? 31 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:35,929 I got the supplies you asked for. 32 00:01:35,970 --> 00:01:36,846 Drop it. 33 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:38,890 Trish, where the fuck are my earnings? 34 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,058 What the fuck are you doing? 35 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,893 Sue, the job is called runner, not walker. 36 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,020 Why are you always fucking walking? 37 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,271 [Richie] Um, well, I got you. 38 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:47,440 Think it might be time to sell that Nintendo stock 39 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:48,650 you put me in. It already doubled. 40 00:01:48,691 --> 00:01:50,735 No, no, no, the shit is gonna triple, all right? 41 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,946 They're coming out with a new portable video gaming system 42 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:54,697 called the Game Boy. It's gonna be huge. 43 00:01:54,739 --> 00:01:57,033 If it's portable, shouldn't it be small? 44 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:58,993 What? Huge as in popular. 45 00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:01,162 Just trust me, okay? 46 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:02,413 The day I started handling your money 47 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:04,332 is the day you started handling a lot more 48 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:05,583 top-shelf ass, am I right? 49 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:06,584 -That's true. -Am I right? 50 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:07,627 -That's true. -All right. 51 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:08,753 Now, who does a bitch have to shiv 52 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:09,963 to get a hot pastrami on rye 53 00:02:10,004 --> 00:02:11,381 from Carnegie's up in here, okay? 54 00:02:11,422 --> 00:02:13,341 -On it. -Get on it. 55 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,802 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Don't worry about it. 56 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:17,762 I actually enjoy sitting here holding my breath 57 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:20,181 with my dick in my hand like Mike Hutchence! 58 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:23,268 Robert Palmer's "Simply Irresistible" 59 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:26,271 How can it be permissible? 60 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,528 She compromised my principle 61 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,280 Yeah, yeah 62 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:39,159 She's a craze you'd endorse 63 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,451 She's a powerful force 64 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:42,287 You're obliged to conform 65 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:44,164 When there's no other course 66 00:02:44,205 --> 00:02:45,999 She used to look good to me 67 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:47,292 But now I find her... 68 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:50,420 Tiff, do you know where my Hermès pocket square is? 69 00:02:50,461 --> 00:02:52,255 How the fuck should I know? Ask Rosa. 70 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:54,507 Simply irresistible 71 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:55,842 [sighs] Forget it. 72 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:58,386 I cannot be late for the train. I have a very big day today. 73 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:00,305 [Tiff] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 74 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:02,849 Get right back here. Now. 75 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:06,811 [panting] 76 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,146 Is that a new suit? 77 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,522 -Yes, why? -That's weird. 78 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:12,108 I don't recall signing off on any new purchases. 79 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,109 Well, I'm sorry. 80 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:14,235 It's just everyone on the hill 81 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:15,403 is wearing Donna Karan this session. 82 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:16,571 I don't care what they're wearing. 83 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,114 I care what you're making, which, last I checked, 84 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:20,783 is an embarrassing 45k a year. 85 00:03:20,825 --> 00:03:22,285 [moans] 86 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:23,453 I'm not sure it's appropriate 87 00:03:23,494 --> 00:03:27,207 for you to be just buying designer duds willy-nilly. 88 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:28,333 Come on. 89 00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:30,543 Pfaffashions is on pace to make 11 mil this year. 90 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:33,254 -The fuck do you care? -Fine, keep the suit. 91 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:34,923 I'll just take it out of next month's allowance. 92 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:35,924 -[moans] -[Blair] What? 93 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:38,176 You bought Giancarlo six bespoke tracksuits. 94 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,302 And a Kawasaki Ninja. 95 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:40,553 -Vroom, vroom. -Mm, mm, mm. 96 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:42,764 Okay, you know what? Stay out of it, Giancarlo. 97 00:03:42,805 --> 00:03:44,849 Little late for that, am I right? 98 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:45,934 -[laughs] -Yeah. 99 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:46,893 [laughs] 100 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,144 Whoo! Oh! 101 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:50,396 Blair, as long as I make the money, 102 00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:51,481 I wear the pants-- 103 00:03:51,522 --> 00:03:53,399 present circumstance excluded, 'kay? 104 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:55,318 -Have fun playing politics. -[Giancarlo] Vroom. 105 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,527 [Blair] You know what? For the last time, 106 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:59,280 it's very noble stuff that I'm up to, okay? 107 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:01,616 There's no greater honor than public service, Giancarlo. 108 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:04,661 [moaning] Found your pocket square, bub. 109 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:07,580 -[moaning] -I'm going. 110 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:09,207 Ooh, what a coincidence. 111 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:12,794 [voice shaking] I'm coming! 112 00:04:12,835 --> 00:04:13,503 [moans] 113 00:04:13,544 --> 00:04:15,213 All right, guys, "What Are You Doing 114 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,590 the Rest of Your Life" take 37. 115 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:19,884 [quietly] Guess I'll be doing this shit the rest of my life. 116 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,928 -Excuse me? -[band playing mellow music] 117 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:24,889 Nah. 118 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,182 [clears throat] 119 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:31,479 Yeah, it's better. It's better, right, Yaya? 120 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:39,570 I don't know. Uh, maybe 86 the 75-309. 121 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,657 What? There's no mic 7530-- 122 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,450 [chuckling] Oh. 123 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:47,537 867-5309. Jenny. 124 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:50,540 You should have gone with 777 93-11, 125 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:52,292 but I keep forgetting you're half white, so... 126 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:54,752 I am Black and Palestinian, and I've told you that 127 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:56,713 every single week since we've met. 128 00:04:56,754 --> 00:04:58,089 Look, did you get the thing or not? 129 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,300 Yep. [grunts] 130 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:01,467 Great. 131 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:03,052 So you're really going all in, huh? 132 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:03,845 [Mo] Oh, yeah. 133 00:05:03,886 --> 00:05:06,556 Bought the ring, closed down the house. 134 00:05:06,597 --> 00:05:07,974 [chuckles] Yeah. 135 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:10,977 Oh, speaking of which, do you think that she 136 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:13,396 would like pile carpets or Berber carpets better? 137 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,690 -[Mo] I can't decide. -You know, hos like Berber. 138 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:18,860 Bruce, do you fucking mind? I'm gonna marry this ho. 139 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:20,361 Just turn some knobs or something. 140 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:23,865 Homey, the house on its own is already a giant swing, 141 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:26,242 and now you're gonna decorate that motherfucker 142 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:27,869 -without her input? -Goddamn right. 143 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:31,289 Every other guy your age, they're getting sports cars, 144 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,707 and they're, like, plowing hookers, 145 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:35,293 and you're moving to the suburbs? 146 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,545 It's--sounds like a cry for help. 147 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:40,465 Well, listen, I've already had every toy, okay? 148 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:42,133 And every hooker from high-class 149 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,551 -to John Lee. -What? 150 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:44,886 Quitting Wall Street was a blessing. 151 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:46,554 Well, technically you were kicked off 152 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,723 for decades of transgressions. 153 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,099 The point is, I don't want to be 154 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:51,559 about transgressions anymore. 155 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,227 I want to be about progressions, 156 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:55,521 both of the life and the chord variety. 157 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:58,274 It's time for me to start making more than just money. 158 00:05:58,316 --> 00:06:01,694 Damn, that was stupid and beautiful. 159 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:05,323 You're right. I should pick the drapes first. 160 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,407 'Cause they say they're supposed 161 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,701 to match the carpet, am I right? 162 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:11,079 -You doing a pube joke? -[Mo] Doing a pube joke. 163 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:12,205 -Pubes. -Pubes! 164 00:06:12,246 --> 00:06:13,373 -[laughs] -My man. 165 00:06:13,414 --> 00:06:15,500 Frankly, I would kill 166 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:18,211 to have my company taken public 167 00:06:18,252 --> 00:06:19,587 by the Leighman Brothers. 168 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:21,422 I don't think that's the end of the sentence. 169 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:22,590 -Oh. -But... 170 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:23,716 No, he's not finished. 171 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:26,719 I am much less confident in the Leighman Brother 172 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,471 and whatever you are. 173 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:30,473 Okay, well, this one again. 174 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:33,976 Look, I know there's a lot of nasty theories out there 175 00:06:34,018 --> 00:06:36,354 that Lenny was the brains of the operation, 176 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,022 but that couldn't be further from the truth. 177 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:40,733 The fact is that he was a little bit of an imbecile. 178 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:42,151 He was fucking worthless. 179 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:43,403 Okay, he had some redeeming qualities. 180 00:06:43,444 --> 00:06:44,404 Not many. 181 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:45,613 And then he got crushed by a car, 182 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,407 and he died right then and not a moment after. 183 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:49,242 Yeah, it's not like he lived for a year 184 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:50,493 and then was taken out 185 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:51,577 to the woods and eaten by wolves. 186 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:53,413 [Larry] Don't--nobody said that. 187 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:54,414 Okay, I was just saying-- 188 00:06:54,455 --> 00:06:55,289 You're just putting that into his head. 189 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:56,666 That's a hypothetical. 190 00:06:56,707 --> 00:06:58,126 Next thing, he's gonna say, there's a Frankenstein room 191 00:06:58,167 --> 00:07:01,379 right behind that wall where we kept him for some time. 192 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,256 -Which there's not. -But that's not true. 193 00:07:03,297 --> 00:07:06,426 Okay, sure, but look. 194 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:08,511 Since you took the helm, 195 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:11,264 you guys have been repeatedly embarrassed. 196 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:13,224 -Ah. -Hm, uh-oh. 197 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:14,892 -[chuckles] -Okay, Jerry. 198 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,561 -May I call you Jerry? -My name's Harold. 199 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:19,063 -Yes, but may I call you Jerry? -It's a term of endearment. 200 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:19,981 He calls me Jerry. 201 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:21,816 [Larry] That's why we got Jerry here. 202 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:24,444 -He's a fucking genius, okay? -I am. 203 00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:28,322 Jerry's even more Lenny-er than Lenny ever was. 204 00:07:28,364 --> 00:07:29,699 [Keith] My job is to bring 205 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:31,534 the Leighman Brothers into the '90s. 206 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:33,327 I want you to come with us. 207 00:07:33,369 --> 00:07:34,996 Because if it looks like a Leighman, 208 00:07:35,037 --> 00:07:36,122 and it sounds like a Leighman... 209 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,206 And it smells like a Leighman. 210 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:38,541 All right, I hate that cologne. 211 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:39,625 Chances are... 212 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:41,085 -[together] It's a Leighman. -[laughs] 213 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:44,505 Except you don't look or sound like one. 214 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:45,715 You are not a Leighman. 215 00:07:45,756 --> 00:07:47,175 You are a-- 216 00:07:47,216 --> 00:07:49,343 I'm trying to think of a less offensive word than... 217 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:50,636 -Don't say it. -Jew. 218 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:52,180 -Oh. -Said it. 219 00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:53,431 Okay. [chuckles] 220 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,350 I'm sorry, gentlemen. Thank you for your time. 221 00:07:56,392 --> 00:07:59,270 Wow. I've heard worse. 222 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,646 -I've said worse. -[door closes] 223 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:01,981 [together] We'll get 'em next time. 224 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:05,234 soaring orchestral music 225 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:07,612 Hey. 226 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:10,615 [sighs] 227 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:13,367 [phone ringing] 228 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:14,327 Blair Pfaff. 229 00:08:14,368 --> 00:08:16,579 Hey, Congressman, guess where I am. 230 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:18,623 I don't know, hell? Fingers crossed. 231 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:20,500 [Mo] No, no, but close. 232 00:08:20,541 --> 00:08:22,210 I'm in your old Honda. 233 00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:23,711 You know, when I took this thing off you, 234 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:25,546 I had no intention of actually driving it. 235 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:26,589 I was just trying to big time you. 236 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:27,965 Life's kind of funny, huh? 237 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:29,759 Yeah, I remember you said you didn't want a shitty Honda. 238 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,261 You wanted my shitty Honda to use as a toilet. 239 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:33,554 [Mo] And I meant it. 240 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:34,722 Say what you want about the Japanese, 241 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:35,973 and Lord knows I have-- I mean, I grew up 242 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:37,266 on the Warner Brothers cartoons-- 243 00:08:37,308 --> 00:08:38,559 but I gotta tell you. 244 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:40,102 They make one hell of a reliable automobile. 245 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:42,480 Okay, is this why you called? Because I'm very busy. 246 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,981 [Mo] No, listen. 247 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:46,484 -Did you get what I asked for? -That depends. 248 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,194 Did you get what I asked for? 249 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,697 Yeah. Now come on. 250 00:08:51,739 --> 00:08:54,325 Get this thing done, all right? You said you got the juice. 251 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,576 [scoffs] The juice? 252 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:58,371 Please, Mo, I am a kingmaker, okay? 253 00:08:58,412 --> 00:08:59,997 As well as a king myself. 254 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:01,832 You know, that's kingmaker 101 stuff 255 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:03,626 is you make yourself a king first. 256 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:04,835 It's like, you know, wishing 257 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,629 for more wishes and that kind of thing. 258 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,631 The fuck are you talking about, Blair? 259 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:10,049 Did you get it done or not? 260 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,717 Okay, I got a hell of a lot riding on this. 261 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:12,969 Oh, oh, I can't hear you. 262 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:14,470 The walls are so thick in here. 263 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:16,347 -[Mo] Pfaff, Pfaff, Pfaff. -Beep. 264 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,099 Jesus Christ. 265 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,354 [Blair] Yes. 266 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,523 -Good morning, Werner. -Mm-hmm. 267 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,858 -Any messages? -Nope. 268 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,902 Governor Putnam didn't return? 269 00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:31,946 Oh, sorry, I thought you were joking 270 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:34,115 when you asked me to call him again. 271 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:35,700 [chuckles] 272 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:39,078 I told you we're tight. He's just been very busy. 273 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,581 They tapped him to be the head of the RNC. 274 00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:42,707 Cool. 275 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:45,960 -Um, Pastor Swaford did call. -Nah, nah, nah. 276 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,712 That man is dead to me. 277 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:50,381 So what is on the schedule for today? 278 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,759 Um, okay, well, there's a big House Oversight meeting... 279 00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:54,594 Oh. 280 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:55,928 That you weren't asked to join. 281 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,638 And then there's the Ways and Means Committee... 282 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:58,723 Super fun. 283 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,057 That you also weren't asked to join. 284 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:02,768 Okay, why don't we stick to things that I was asked to join? 285 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:05,271 Of course, sorry. Let's see here. 286 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:06,606 [humming] 287 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:10,484 Ooh, ooh. Columbia House CD Club? 288 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:12,570 What is it, ten CDs for ten cents? 289 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,530 You know what? Do it. 290 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:17,617 Senator, what can I do you for? 291 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:23,372 That was odd. 292 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:25,541 Why do you think he just... 293 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,251 oh, my God. 294 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,420 Oh, God, what is that smell? 295 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,297 I believe he came in here to fart, sir, 296 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:32,882 just like everyone does. 297 00:10:32,923 --> 00:10:34,634 Yeah, I gathered that, Werner. 298 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,845 I can't wait until my new office is finished 299 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,848 and we can get out of here and get to work. 300 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:44,226 The governor said, "Any day now." 301 00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:45,478 Any day now, sir. 302 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,774 [buzzer blares] 303 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:51,484 [Mo] Double D. 304 00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:53,986 Mm, Mo! Hey! 305 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:56,947 -Hey, hey, girl. -[Dawn] Hey. 306 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:58,699 [both] Mmm. 307 00:10:58,741 --> 00:10:59,825 Brought your favorite sandwiches. 308 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,243 Oh, my goodness, yes. 309 00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:03,454 -For later, I guess. -[Dawn] Thank you. 310 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,830 Shit, didn't know you already ate. 311 00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:07,375 -Lobster, not bad. -Yeah, yeah. 312 00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:09,794 Well, we can give this shit to the guards and gangs, 313 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,045 keep 'em from fucking with you. 314 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,381 I've been missing Carnegie's since I got in here. 315 00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:14,924 [chuckles] 316 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:16,926 Looks like you're doing pretty good, huh? 317 00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:19,011 It's funny, I get way more respect in here 318 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,721 than I ever did on the outside. 319 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,014 -Hm. -[Dawn chuckles] 320 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:22,973 But come on, fill me in. 321 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,308 -What's happening in the world? -Oh. 322 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,810 I heard DeBarge is trying to cross over 323 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:28,604 to more white folks by changing their name to "The Barge"? 324 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:31,023 -This is true. -Oh, no! 325 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:33,442 You know what's really hot on the street right now? 326 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:35,194 Interior design. 327 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,196 -For real? -Everybody's talking about it. 328 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:38,948 For instance, what's your opinion 329 00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:41,075 on Berber versus pile carpet? 330 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,661 Uh, isn't the carpet supposed to match the drapes? 331 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,287 [laughs] That's what I said! 332 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:46,706 [laughter] 333 00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:47,873 I've been in here so long, 334 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:49,500 the carpet is a pile. You know what I'm saying? 335 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,086 Yeah, I do, and if I didn't, the gestures really helped. 336 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,088 No, you don't have to keep--yeah. 337 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,881 Oh, something else-- countertops. 338 00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:57,758 Yeah, it's like a gang war out there, you know? 339 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,218 It's like Prince versus Michael. 340 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,886 -Mm. -Granite versus marble. 341 00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:02,680 -Pick a side. -Yeah, yeah. 342 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,474 No, babe, pick a side. 343 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,017 Oh, um, uh, 344 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,894 granite feels way more contemporary. 345 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:11,689 -Are you okay, Mo? -Yes, yeah. 346 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:12,940 I'm actually better than okay. 347 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,817 I've never been better in my life, 348 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:16,736 and it's all because of you. 349 00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:18,821 These little visits over the last couple months 350 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,448 have really helped me to focus my shit. 351 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:21,365 [Dawn] Really, Mo? 352 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,409 Because that's been the best part of this 353 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:24,326 for me too, you know? 354 00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:25,619 I mean, I think it's the first time 355 00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:27,955 that we've ever really just talked. 356 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,875 Yeah, and without the pressure of us working with each other. 357 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,001 Or against each other. 358 00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:34,170 I mean, if the fucking wasn't fucking up our job, 359 00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:36,630 then our job was fucking up the fucking. 360 00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:37,882 Exactly. 361 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,260 My only regret is that I didn't figure it out a lot sooner. 362 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,178 Mm. 363 00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:44,013 [Mo] Well, I mean, I got a couple other regrets. 364 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:46,098 Yeah. [chuckles] 365 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,641 Okay, I'm riddled with regrets. 366 00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:48,976 [laughter] 367 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:52,730 But, you know, I've got regrets too. 368 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,649 But it's never too late, you know, I guess. 369 00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:57,276 I hope. 370 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,988 -Yeah. -[buzzer blares] 371 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,032 [announcer] Visiting hours are now over. 372 00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:05,284 Visitors, please exit immediately. 373 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,495 Prisoners, return to your cell blocks. 374 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:08,788 [Mo] Okay, well... 375 00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:09,789 Okay. 376 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:12,166 Don't you get too comfortable in here, inmate, 377 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:15,044 'cause something tells me that you are gonna be able 378 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:19,173 to fix any regrets that you have very soon. 379 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:21,842 Wait, what? 380 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:24,512 No, no. What are you up to? 381 00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:25,930 -Huh? -I told you. 382 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,765 I don't need your ass to get me out of here. 383 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,558 -Okay, okay. -No, I don't need your help. 384 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:32,228 -Dawn. -I can take care of myself. 385 00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:34,313 -I'm serious, Mo. -Dawn! 386 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:40,110 upbeat music 387 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:43,864 [knocking on door] 388 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,199 Go away. No one's home. 389 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:48,452 No speak no English, por favor. 390 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,870 Chinga tu madre. 391 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:52,581 Mo, what are you doing here? Wait, is that the thing? 392 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,708 [Mo] Is this the thing? Is this your fucking office? 393 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,293 Why isn't your office where the offices are? 394 00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:59,880 This is just temporary until my new, phat, rad office 395 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,173 is done being renovated. 396 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,092 It just takes a second for them to pull sauna permits in D.C. 397 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,260 [Mo] Yeah, cool, whatever, I don't care. 398 00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:06,720 Stop blowing me off. I got what you wanted. 399 00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:08,681 Now give Dawn her pardon. 400 00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:14,937 [high-pitched fart] 401 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,772 [both giggle] 402 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:17,898 [door closes] 403 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,859 [spray can whooshing] 404 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,902 Did those two ladies just come in here to fart? 405 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,279 No. 406 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,781 Look, I have decided, unfortunately, 407 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,658 not to do the pardon for Dawn. 408 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,701 Wait a minute, why? 409 00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:31,203 Mo, do you know how fishy it would look 410 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,914 if I pardoned my crooked ex-business partner 411 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,332 right after I took office? 412 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:38,168 I mean, I'm a very important congressman. 413 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,920 And if you'll look to my right, you'll see 414 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,839 one of the most famous congressional closets 415 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:45,092 in history dating back to the early 1900s. 416 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:48,178 Legend has it that this very closet was where JFK 417 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:51,223 and Marilyn Monroe would sneak off to to fart. 418 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,850 -[tour group chatters] -Boy. 419 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,519 If these walls could smell. 420 00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:01,775 What the Pfaff, fuck? 421 00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,819 Listen, we had a deal. 422 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,905 I got the thing. You give me Dawn's pardon. 423 00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:07,156 I can't. 424 00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:10,701 Blair, you don't understand. I have huge plans that hinge-- 425 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,494 You had plans? I had plans, 426 00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:14,955 and they all went up in coke that you planted on me, 427 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,165 so don't talk to me about plans. 428 00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:19,168 Can I get you an Evian or a cup of water or any-- 429 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:22,671 Blair, this isn't about us, all right? 430 00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:25,049 Our relationship is fucking totaled, 431 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,759 but that doesn't mean that Dawn deserves 432 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:27,760 to stay in prison for-- 433 00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,094 Deserves? 434 00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:31,138 You of all people should know that's not how the world works. 435 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,222 Christ, you're dumber than I thought-- 436 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,099 -Give me that fucking pardon! -I can't. 437 00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:35,059 Why not? 438 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:38,562 Because my office is a fucking fart closet! 439 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,814 I literally can't, okay? 440 00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,566 I have no power here whatsoever. 441 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,569 Everyone on the Hill hates me as do all of my constituents 442 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,321 for the same reason-- I was appointed to, 443 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,365 not elected to a seat that was vacated by a man 444 00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,575 I essentially fucked to death! 445 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:55,496 This whole job blows, and not in a good way. 446 00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:57,456 Well, at least you didn't fuck over everybody you know 447 00:15:57,498 --> 00:16:00,209 -in order to get here. -My whole life is dog shit. 448 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,295 Tiff has me on an allowance, not because we're on a budget, 449 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:05,464 just because she loves humiliating me. 450 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,091 She has this whole cuckold fetish. 451 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,634 Huh, maybe we should slide through, huh? 452 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,386 [Blair] I've worked my ass off my whole life, 453 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:13,555 and yet here I am working for 45k a year, 454 00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:14,473 and she's running 455 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,600 the fastest growing fashion company on Earth. 456 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:17,810 Literally, their only problem 457 00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:19,228 is coming up with enough capital 458 00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:20,646 to keep up with their demand. 459 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,940 People in the industry are calling her "Jeansus." 460 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,608 [Mo] Well, look on the bright side, kid. 461 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:25,651 This place may not be a sauna, 462 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:26,902 but at least you're getting hotboxed. 463 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,989 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to burn these clothes 464 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,199 and puke and then go beg for help 465 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,200 from the last fucking people 466 00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,868 I ever wanted to beg for help from 467 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:35,953 because it turns out 468 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,579 you're a cuckold in congress too. 469 00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:40,416 -Peace, bitch. -No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 470 00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:41,959 I need this. I need this, Mo. 471 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,460 -Please, I need this. -Blair, let go. 472 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,754 -Please give it to me. -Let go! 473 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,214 Please, everyone on the Hill 474 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,507 has one of these Halliburton briefcases... 475 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,843 -Get off! -And Tiff won't buy me one! 476 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,388 [Mo] Move. 477 00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,517 Jesus Christ, son of a-- 478 00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,519 -You have to step-- -I know what I'm doing. 479 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:04,148 You don't have to tell me how to get out of a fucking office. 480 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,566 [object shatters] 481 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,527 [Mo farts] 482 00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:15,534 Ah, I don't know, Lar. 483 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:20,247 Come on, you could be a goddamn knockout. 484 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,375 This doctor's a genius. He did Cher. 485 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,585 Not that it matters who he fucked, 486 00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:27,588 but Cher would never date a mediocre plastic surgeon. 487 00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:31,175 I mean, is "the full Face/Off" really necessary? 488 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,968 Keithy, if it's the Leighman Brothers 489 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,720 the world wants, it's the Leighman Brothers 490 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,263 they'll get, and besides, 491 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,182 this is just a minor technicality 492 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,851 so you and I can focus on our company 493 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,478 getting back on top. 494 00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,354 I mean, I guess I always hated my chin. 495 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,857 [laughs] Who didn't? That's the spirit. 496 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,233 Come on, now. All right. 497 00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:50,486 Now, let's talk foreskin restoration surgery. 498 00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:51,862 Wait, what? I'm sorry? 499 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,244 [grunts] 500 00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:03,582 [whimpers] Oh, off-color remark! 501 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,796 What the fuck just happened? 502 00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:09,922 [snickers] 503 00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:11,507 Shit, I don't know. 504 00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:14,218 Jesus Christ, I've done that a million times before. 505 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:15,928 -I must have-- -Gotten old? 506 00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:17,137 [Mo] Oh, fuck you. 507 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:19,181 [Keith] Yeah, why don't you elevate and ice, gramps? 508 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,974 How convenient. That's a good idea. 509 00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,267 [Keith] Not in the oysters, stop. 510 00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:24,061 [Larry] No, no, no, no, don't take off your--oh. 511 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,187 [Keith] God damn it. 512 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,189 These Malpeques just landed from PEI. 513 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,649 What the fuck do you want, Maurice? 514 00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,984 Well, for starters, to know what the brother fuck 515 00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:32,528 is going on between you two guys, 516 00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:33,946 but we can get into that later. 517 00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:35,572 I need to get Dawn out of jail ASAP. 518 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,366 I know you own the joint where she's locked up, 519 00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:39,535 so how much for one of those, you know, 520 00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:41,370 overcrowding, work release, 521 00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:43,580 you know, sex slave things that you got for Keith? 522 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,749 Mo, the only pardoning I'll be doing 523 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:49,670 is my French when I tell you to fuck all the way off, okay? 524 00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:51,588 Because I will never do anything for, 525 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,674 or with you ever again for the rest of my life. 526 00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:57,511 Yeah, well, I guess I expected that from you, dirtbag. 527 00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,139 Keith, Keith, Earth to Keith. Are you in there? 528 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,850 -Come on, help a brother out. -Keith is dead. 529 00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:06,436 I--well, I'm not--hold on. 530 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:07,521 Not really. I mean, I'm-- 531 00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:08,856 No, no, you're dead. Keith is dead. 532 00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:12,234 The Keith you know is dead, but you're a friend, 533 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:15,195 and I want to help a friend out, so why don't you 534 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:19,908 take your lame leg out of our fucking lunch and limp... 535 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,410 [together] Straight to hell. 536 00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:24,788 [both laugh] 537 00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:31,461 [buzzer blares] 538 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,422 [Richie] Sorry, Dawn, lights out. 539 00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:36,466 Hey, uh, you mind if I just 540 00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,177 watch A Different World to wind down? 541 00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:39,469 You know, calm my mind? 542 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:42,097 Helps clear my head before the morning trades. 543 00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,516 -Yeah. -Ah, thanks, Richie. 544 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:49,855 [softly] Hey, Lydia, it's time. 545 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,190 [Lydia] Yeah. 546 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,526 [TV announcer] Half skirt, half pants, 547 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,111 total discretion. 548 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:58,739 The Skants by Pfaffashions. 549 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,034 [Kadeem] If he does, then he won't graduate. 550 00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:03,410 [laugh track] 551 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:04,661 [Jasmine] I needs the help. 552 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,873 I know, but do you think I can really do the work? 553 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:08,832 Really? 554 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,500 [Kadeem] It's the only reason I came to ask you. 555 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:11,501 [laugh track] 556 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,253 You know any good waxers? 557 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,880 I haven't been able to find anyone 558 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,757 since Stoya got paroled. 559 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,136 [laugh track] 560 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:24,306 [cheers and applause] 561 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:27,267 Still not much for conversation, huh? 562 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:28,852 [Kadeem] Not that good. 563 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,312 [laugh track] 564 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,564 [chiseling] 565 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:37,069 I mean, look, we've been stuck in this cell for six months. 566 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,363 The least you could do is shoot the shit. 567 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:42,741 [laugh track] 568 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,287 I told you my whole life story. 569 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:50,540 I made you $106,000. 570 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,544 Come on. I let you go down on me. 571 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,088 You could've shaved. 572 00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:58,006 I'm sorry. I wasn't showered either. 573 00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:01,134 [laugh track] 574 00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:03,804 I didn't expect it, you know? 575 00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:07,599 Look, speaking of sex, I mean, you gotta be excited. 576 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,476 I'm sure you didn't think you'd get out so quick 577 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:12,396 after a sextuple homicide. 578 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:14,690 Social security fraud. 579 00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:19,444 I'm in here for social security fraud. 580 00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:22,572 The murders are a rumor. 581 00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:25,492 [laugh track] 582 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:28,954 tense music 583 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,873 I mean, no, totally. 584 00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:33,750 Between us, 585 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,295 you really did kill all those bums, right? 586 00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:39,923 [Lydia] You sure ask a lot of questions, Darcy. 587 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:43,677 [Dawn] No, no, no, no. I was just making small talk. 588 00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:47,222 [laugh track] 589 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:50,267 [jazz music plays on stereo] 590 00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:55,939 [Keith] I know how we can get Dawn out. 591 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,157 Yes? 592 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,244 -[chuckles] -For Christ's sake. 593 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:11,705 Ever since Lenny died again, 594 00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:15,042 Larry has been desperate to make a name for himself. 595 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:18,253 Best way to do that is to take a company public 596 00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:19,463 in a big way. 597 00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:21,381 Thing is, no one's gonna touch us, 598 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,717 not after Black Monday-- Amerisavings, 599 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:26,386 the TBD Ponzi scheme, and The List Goes On and On, 600 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,180 which is a real estate listing company 601 00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:29,348 that we acquired that went belly-up. 602 00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:30,474 Hm. 603 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:31,767 [Keith] Which is why if you can deliver us 604 00:22:31,808 --> 00:22:34,978 a company that's primed for an IPO, 605 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,022 and have the Leighman Brothers underwrite it, 606 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:40,525 I guarantee you Larry will make that call for Dawn. 607 00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:42,319 -[Mo knocks] -[doorbell rings] 608 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,030 -Olé. -Oh, hi. 609 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,616 -Tiff. -Mo. 610 00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:49,868 So I hear you're having a little cash flow problem. 611 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,412 What would you say if you could fix it forever 612 00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:54,664 while making more money than you ever dreamed of 613 00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:56,458 and cuckold Blair by the balls 614 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,294 by working with his most hated rivals in the process? 615 00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:03,256 I'd say... [moans intensely] 616 00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:04,299 Okay. 617 00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:05,258 This could work. 618 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:07,636 Thank you for doing this for me, Keith. 619 00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:11,390 Dumb fuck, this is not about you, okay? 620 00:23:11,431 --> 00:23:13,683 This is about Dawn, and it's about Larry. 621 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:15,685 I don't give a shit what you've realized 622 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:18,605 or how sorry you are because I've moved on. 623 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:21,024 I have a real friend now-- nay, a brother-- 624 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:23,068 Neigh, a horse he gave me for my birthday 625 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:24,319 to show me that he cares. 626 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:25,487 Is that why you're letting him use you 627 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:26,571 to play weekend at Lenny's? 628 00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:27,781 [scoffs] Yeah, well, you know what? 629 00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:31,660 This, this is the price of doing business-- 630 00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:32,953 big business. 631 00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:36,081 I'm a partner now at the biggest bank on the block. 632 00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:38,458 The Leighman Brothers makes the Jammer Group 633 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,336 look like...the Hammer group. 634 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:46,049 "Jan Hammer," the composer of the Miami Vice theme song? 635 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,343 Oh, Jan Hammer. 636 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:49,886 You're mispronouncing both of his names, 637 00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,346 and I still don't know what you're saying. 638 00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:54,933 He was a one-hit wonder just like you. 639 00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:55,767 Oh. 640 00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:57,978 And frankly, your jealousy's embarrassing. 641 00:23:58,019 --> 00:23:59,813 Keith, Keith, Keith, wait a minute. 642 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:03,066 Listen, let's say that I can find this killer deal. 643 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:05,318 Larry's gonna think I'm just trying to fuck him over again. 644 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,445 He's never gonna trust me. 645 00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:08,864 Bring me a legitimately good deal, 646 00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:11,283 and I'll make him trust you. 647 00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:13,702 How? 648 00:24:13,743 --> 00:24:14,786 Collateral. 649 00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:17,247 Colla--you're barking up the wrong fucking tree. 650 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,290 I don't own anything. 651 00:24:18,331 --> 00:24:19,458 [Larry] You don't own anything? 652 00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:20,459 Well, Keithy told me 653 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,793 you had a little passion project going on, 654 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:23,587 something that's very rewarding, 655 00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:25,046 something that brings you joy, no? 656 00:24:25,088 --> 00:24:26,798 Yeah, I think you said you'd do anything 657 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,718 to get Dawny out, and if you want to make a deal 658 00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:33,096 with the devil, you gotta sell your soul, 659 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:35,599 music, and all that jazz. 660 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:36,933 [Larry] If Pfaffashions goes public 661 00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:40,020 without a hitch, KokoMo Co Records stays yours. 662 00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:42,439 But if it doesn't, well, then the Leighman Brothers 663 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:45,692 become owners of your shitty jazz label. 664 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:47,777 What do you want with a shitty jazz label? 665 00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:50,363 No, we don't want a shitty jazz label. 666 00:24:50,405 --> 00:24:51,406 We want... 667 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:53,408 [together] Your shitty jazz label. 668 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:54,409 [both chuckle] 669 00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:56,203 We're getting good at that. 670 00:24:56,244 --> 00:24:58,413 I mean, it's all right. 671 00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:00,582 What do you say? 672 00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:02,375 Sign, sign, sign. 673 00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:08,006 Eddie Murphy's "Party All the Time" 674 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:09,466 Dickhead. 675 00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:18,517 Ah, Jerome, on time for once in your life. 676 00:25:18,558 --> 00:25:20,435 [chuckles] All right, go ahead. 677 00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:26,358 After all of the things I've done for you 678 00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:30,820 What the fuck? 679 00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:34,491 Keep playing, keep playing. 680 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:38,537 And still you hang out all night 681 00:25:38,578 --> 00:25:39,579 [Mo] My man. 682 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,248 Darcy, yeah, she got out yesterday. 683 00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:42,207 Yesterday? 684 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:44,501 My girl wants to party all the time 685 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:45,585 [Mo] How? 686 00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:47,546 All I know is my portfolio is fucked. 687 00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:49,673 Good. Dick. 688 00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:51,591 [Mo] Jerome, it's over. We're done. 689 00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:52,759 [Jerome] What happened? 690 00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:54,719 I just did the fake escape thing 691 00:25:54,761 --> 00:25:57,764 until my scary-ass cellmate got comfortable enough with me. 692 00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:01,226 She confessed to 11 hobo murders. 693 00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:04,980 We flirt until he applies for benefits to a PO box, 694 00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:07,816 and then we disappear his ass. 695 00:26:07,857 --> 00:26:09,734 The checks keep coming, 696 00:26:09,776 --> 00:26:12,445 and nobody even knows he's dead 697 00:26:12,487 --> 00:26:14,406 'cause he's homeless. 698 00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:15,615 It's a victimless crime. 699 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:17,200 [Dawn] The cops had me record the whole thing. 700 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:20,954 Turns out, she was the Great Neck Strangler. 701 00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:23,498 Oh, best serial killer name ever. 702 00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:25,959 Ooh, ooh, ooh 703 00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:28,003 To freedom, motherfuckers. 704 00:26:28,044 --> 00:26:31,339 [together] Ooh, to freedom, motherfuckers! 705 00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:32,257 [both chuckle] 706 00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:33,300 Hard Rs there. [chuckles] 707 00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:34,593 -Ooh. -Ooh. 708 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:38,680 Sad. 709 00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:41,391 Who invited all these losers? 710 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:42,475 Okay, Congressman, 711 00:26:42,517 --> 00:26:44,185 I got your speech about our great state's 712 00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:46,104 new small business zoning initiative. 713 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:48,398 They're calling it, "Get in the Zone," cute. 714 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,984 No, Werner, belly buttons are cute. 715 00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:54,070 Punny names for small business zoning initiatives 716 00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:57,866 fucking stink just like this sewage plant 717 00:26:57,907 --> 00:26:59,618 or my office. 718 00:26:59,659 --> 00:27:01,494 Everything about this job either literally 719 00:27:01,536 --> 00:27:04,372 or figuratively stinks. 720 00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:05,957 You know what? Fuck this. 721 00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:09,210 It's time I make some major changes in my life. 722 00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:10,670 I'm sick of it, 723 00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:13,798 and I'm gonna start with this speech. 724 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,175 I'm gonna speak from the heart. 725 00:27:15,216 --> 00:27:18,511 -I don't follow. -I'm gonna quit, Werner. 726 00:27:18,553 --> 00:27:21,640 And I'm taking 'em all down with me. 727 00:27:21,681 --> 00:27:22,974 Fuck Governor Putnam. 728 00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:25,435 Fuck the RNC. Fuck 'em all! 729 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,020 It's time I give this sewage plant 730 00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:28,730 some real shit to process. 731 00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:31,775 soft dramatic music 732 00:27:33,526 --> 00:27:34,611 [speed dial beeping] 733 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:37,989 [knocking on door] 734 00:27:38,698 --> 00:27:40,992 [chuckles] Mo, you came! 735 00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:43,870 Oh, God, you're here? You're out, you're here. 736 00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:45,080 Yeah, I told you I didn't need your help. 737 00:27:45,121 --> 00:27:46,915 I really should've listened to you too. 738 00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:48,750 Wait, you didn't actually try to help-- 739 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:51,503 No, no, no, no, no, I did not because you said don't, 740 00:27:51,544 --> 00:27:53,254 and I wouldn't, I respect you. 741 00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:55,465 Oh, my God, it is so great to see you. 742 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:56,508 It's so good to see you. 743 00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:57,926 Dawn, there's something I've been dying to-- 744 00:27:57,967 --> 00:27:59,427 Can it wait? Mm, mm. 745 00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:00,387 -Can it? -What? 746 00:28:00,428 --> 00:28:03,264 We've done enough talking. Get your ass in here. 747 00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:05,266 [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, 748 00:28:05,308 --> 00:28:06,726 Congressman Blair Pfaff. 749 00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:08,061 [reporters shouting indistinctly] 750 00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:09,813 [reporter] Congressman, how do you feel about this? 751 00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:15,985 [reporter] Where we join Congressman Blair Pfaff 752 00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:17,362 at the Briar Ridge Sewage-- 753 00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:18,279 [gunshot] 754 00:28:18,321 --> 00:28:20,865 [reporter] Whoa, shit! Did you see that? 755 00:28:20,907 --> 00:28:23,535 [people panicking indistinctly] 756 00:28:23,576 --> 00:28:25,245 [bystander] He's been shot! 757 00:28:25,286 --> 00:28:28,331 somber music 758 00:28:29,999 --> 00:28:31,501 [siren wails]