1 00:00:05,125 --> 00:00:07,565 ♪ It's Showtime tonight ♪ 2 00:00:07,567 --> 00:00:08,646 You want to fuck with me? 3 00:00:08,648 --> 00:00:10,328 I would love to fuck with you. 4 00:00:10,330 --> 00:00:12,610 Previously on "Black Monday"... 5 00:00:12,612 --> 00:00:14,171 Who wants to come titty fuck Keith? 6 00:00:16,415 --> 00:00:18,255 - Hey... - Oh, ugh. 7 00:00:18,257 --> 00:00:19,576 You think he's trying... 8 00:00:19,578 --> 00:00:21,018 the Georgina play? 9 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:22,980 So once he marries that Georgina chick 10 00:00:22,982 --> 00:00:25,982 and we get those shares, we also get cracker rich. 11 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:28,004 Give me the piece of the Jammer Group that I deserve. 12 00:00:28,006 --> 00:00:29,386 You want something from Mo? 13 00:00:29,388 --> 00:00:30,807 You're gonna have to fucking take it. 14 00:00:30,809 --> 00:00:32,188 Do you even want to get married? 15 00:00:32,190 --> 00:00:33,704 I'm really confused right now. 16 00:00:33,706 --> 00:00:35,849 Like I've been pressed into this shape. 17 00:00:35,851 --> 00:00:37,770 I've been playing you, kid. 18 00:00:37,772 --> 00:00:39,473 Fuck you. I'm gonna tell Tiff everything. 19 00:00:39,475 --> 00:00:41,055 I want in. 20 00:00:41,057 --> 00:00:43,137 My hubby likes chubby. 21 00:00:43,139 --> 00:00:44,613 You're fired. 22 00:00:44,615 --> 00:00:46,415 Is what we're about to tell you. 23 00:00:46,417 --> 00:00:48,216 - Right, Dawn? - Sorry, Momo. 24 00:00:48,218 --> 00:00:50,779 The market's taking a huge shit right now. 25 00:00:50,781 --> 00:00:53,261 - You shorted the market. - Well, that was Dawn's idea. 26 00:00:53,263 --> 00:00:55,503 Keith, you're the only one that never fucked me over. 27 00:00:56,987 --> 00:00:58,506 I'm sorry. 28 00:00:58,508 --> 00:01:00,989 This was all a Jammer Group plot to screw us. 29 00:01:00,991 --> 00:01:02,510 You thinking what I'm thinking? 30 00:01:02,512 --> 00:01:04,712 One of us should take a steamy shit in Mo's car? 31 00:01:04,714 --> 00:01:06,754 Now who's fucking around? 32 00:01:06,756 --> 00:01:10,438 I'm here for my piece of the Georgina play. 33 00:01:14,243 --> 00:01:16,123 Let's celebrate, partner. 34 00:01:16,125 --> 00:01:17,685 Dawn, how could you do this? 35 00:01:17,687 --> 00:01:19,486 If I were a man, they'd just call it business. 36 00:01:19,488 --> 00:01:21,890 I'm sorry, Mo, but it's my time. 37 00:01:41,151 --> 00:01:43,651 _ 38 00:01:54,922 --> 00:01:57,923 Hey, quit daydreaming. The bosses want to see you. 39 00:01:57,925 --> 00:02:00,165 Actually, I was day wet dreaming. 40 00:02:00,167 --> 00:02:02,167 I'm busy, so can we just pretend that I did 41 00:02:02,169 --> 00:02:04,649 a series of nonthreatening, girlish giggles? 42 00:02:04,651 --> 00:02:08,132 - Uh-huh. - Mo, oh, Mo. 43 00:02:08,134 --> 00:02:11,295 What it is, my man? 44 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:12,777 What can I do for you bosses? 45 00:02:12,779 --> 00:02:14,659 Buy 20,000 June Coffee Calls. 46 00:02:14,661 --> 00:02:16,821 We're going long like John Silver's 47 00:02:16,823 --> 00:02:19,463 premium seafood eatery. 48 00:02:19,465 --> 00:02:20,865 All due respect, 49 00:02:20,867 --> 00:02:22,666 I'm not sure that's the smart play right now. 50 00:02:22,668 --> 00:02:24,868 All due respect, I got a room full of them 51 00:02:24,870 --> 00:02:26,750 that would fundamentally disagree with you. 52 00:02:26,752 --> 00:02:29,112 I'm just saying that a lot of these dudes were in 'Nam. 53 00:02:29,114 --> 00:02:30,794 They're saying there's a lot of coffee farms 54 00:02:30,796 --> 00:02:33,036 that are popping up all over the Lam Dongs, so... 55 00:02:33,038 --> 00:02:34,758 That explains the uptick in the bores. 56 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:36,640 I mean, the French are always a step ahead 57 00:02:36,642 --> 00:02:38,001 in Asian commodities. 58 00:02:38,003 --> 00:02:39,843 - We should go short. - We should go short. 59 00:02:39,845 --> 00:02:42,165 Hmm. I do trust Dawn with coffee. 60 00:02:42,167 --> 00:02:44,087 - Yeah. - Nobody makes a better cup. 61 00:02:44,089 --> 00:02:46,089 Her nickname is Hot Coffee. 62 00:02:46,091 --> 00:02:48,891 Nailed it. Hot Coffee, that's who she is. 63 00:02:48,893 --> 00:02:51,494 No, in fact, go make me a hot coffee, okay? 64 00:02:51,496 --> 00:02:55,057 With two Sweet'N Lows and zero trading advice ever. 65 00:02:55,059 --> 00:02:56,699 Mr. Leighman, she's right, though. 66 00:02:56,701 --> 00:02:58,340 - I mean... - Fuck, Mo. 67 00:02:58,342 --> 00:03:00,823 You're a brother, but you're not a Leighman brother, okay? 68 00:03:00,825 --> 00:03:04,666 So just place the order, or I will hire somebody who will. 69 00:03:04,668 --> 00:03:06,670 Yeah, I understand. 70 00:03:07,911 --> 00:03:10,392 Hey, Dawn. You okay? 71 00:03:10,394 --> 00:03:12,514 Yeah, no. Thank you. 72 00:03:12,516 --> 00:03:14,396 Oh. Fuck them, right? 73 00:03:14,398 --> 00:03:16,357 It's not our money. 74 00:03:16,359 --> 00:03:18,522 Hey, let me ask you something. You think they're... 75 00:03:21,204 --> 00:03:23,004 I don't know. Maybe. 76 00:03:23,006 --> 00:03:24,645 You know, the quiet one? 77 00:03:24,647 --> 00:03:27,528 He makes me tie his bowtie while he sucks his thumb. 78 00:03:27,530 --> 00:03:28,969 - While he what? - I know. 79 00:03:28,971 --> 00:03:31,134 He's got some weird mammy fetish. 80 00:03:33,135 --> 00:03:35,776 I have an MBA. 81 00:03:35,778 --> 00:03:38,098 Which does not stand for "majestic black ass", 82 00:03:38,100 --> 00:03:39,540 despite what the loud one says. 83 00:03:39,542 --> 00:03:41,822 I don't know. Let me see. 84 00:03:41,824 --> 00:03:42,903 It's not bad. 85 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:46,987 Hey, well, let me tell you something. 86 00:03:46,989 --> 00:03:48,668 I'm out of here. 87 00:03:48,670 --> 00:03:50,230 - I'm gonna start my own shop. - Really? 88 00:03:50,232 --> 00:03:52,352 Got a backer. He's gonna stake me. 89 00:03:52,354 --> 00:03:54,193 Wow. 90 00:03:54,195 --> 00:03:57,076 Now, if there was just some way I could get my hands 91 00:03:57,078 --> 00:04:00,039 on that Leighman Brothers' rolodex. 92 00:04:00,041 --> 00:04:02,722 You mean if you could get my hands on their Rolodex? 93 00:04:02,724 --> 00:04:04,643 Well, you do have prettier hands. 94 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,205 And feet. 95 00:04:06,207 --> 00:04:08,127 Come on. What do you say, D? 96 00:04:08,129 --> 00:04:09,688 Hey, hey. Hot coffee. 97 00:04:09,690 --> 00:04:10,769 Want some cream? 98 00:04:15,616 --> 00:04:19,057 Whoo. 99 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:21,900 This is for my homies in the mother[BLEEP] ghetto. 100 00:04:21,902 --> 00:04:26,304 Maurice "Mo" Monroe, AKA "Roland Madison", 101 00:04:26,306 --> 00:04:29,227 AKA "The Black, Black Monday Murderer", 102 00:04:29,229 --> 00:04:31,909 AKA the "Downtown Defenestrator", 103 00:04:31,911 --> 00:04:33,751 is wanted not only for 104 00:04:33,753 --> 00:04:37,234 the global financial terrorist attack known as "Black Monday" 105 00:04:37,236 --> 00:04:39,677 but for a shocking double homicide. 106 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,239 Rod Jaminski... 107 00:04:42,241 --> 00:04:43,721 Plummeted to his death, 108 00:04:43,723 --> 00:04:47,724 ironically landing on Monroe's own stretch Lamborghini, 109 00:04:47,726 --> 00:04:50,207 and killing one of the Leighman Brothers in the process. 110 00:04:50,209 --> 00:04:51,328 I don't know what happened. 111 00:04:51,330 --> 00:04:52,850 - Mo just went crazy. - _ 112 00:04:52,852 --> 00:04:55,212 Was it the embarrassment that his protégé, 113 00:04:55,214 --> 00:04:57,574 Blair Pfaff, had outsmarted him, 114 00:04:57,576 --> 00:04:59,736 making a fortune off him in the process? 115 00:04:59,738 --> 00:05:01,878 Face it... there's a new Blairiff in town. 116 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:04,941 Or maybe it was the betrayal of his best friend, 117 00:05:04,943 --> 00:05:06,282 Keith Shankar. 118 00:05:06,284 --> 00:05:09,665 Or maybe it was a broken heart after his fling 119 00:05:09,667 --> 00:05:12,188 with office tart Dawn Darcy. 120 00:05:12,190 --> 00:05:14,790 I'm just an innocent secretary delivering Danish. 121 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:18,233 Whatever it was on that chilly October afternoon 122 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:20,596 Mo Monroe just snapped. 123 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,681 Somebody save me. 124 00:05:25,683 --> 00:05:27,282 Thank God for that Blair guy. 125 00:05:27,284 --> 00:05:28,924 He's a real hero. 126 00:05:28,926 --> 00:05:32,127 He tried to save Jammer too, but it was too late. 127 00:05:32,129 --> 00:05:34,129 He was Countach meat. 128 00:05:34,131 --> 00:05:36,851 Lamborghini Countach meat indeed. 129 00:05:36,853 --> 00:05:38,213 _ 130 00:05:38,215 --> 00:05:41,015 We need your help to find this thug. 131 00:05:41,017 --> 00:05:43,578 But make no mistake. This man is dangerous. 132 00:05:43,580 --> 00:05:46,220 If you see him, do not attempt to apprehend him. 133 00:05:46,222 --> 00:05:49,543 But call our hotline, 1-800-1-WANTED. 134 00:05:51,827 --> 00:05:53,829 Operators are stand... 135 00:05:59,074 --> 00:06:01,076 What? 136 00:06:02,357 --> 00:06:03,957 Y'all expected me to be mad 137 00:06:03,959 --> 00:06:06,279 because they portrayed me as some dumbass secretary 138 00:06:06,281 --> 00:06:09,923 despite the fact that "Black Monday" was my fucking idea? 139 00:06:09,925 --> 00:06:12,765 Not the name, of course. Shit's racist. 140 00:06:12,767 --> 00:06:15,368 I mean, if they tried to play a man like that... 141 00:06:16,531 --> 00:06:19,292 Oh, shit, if they tried to play Mo like that, 142 00:06:19,294 --> 00:06:21,494 he'd blow a gasket and a rail. 143 00:06:21,496 --> 00:06:24,897 Sweep everything off this table, fire all of y'all, 144 00:06:24,899 --> 00:06:27,019 and then he'd call that hotline himself 145 00:06:27,021 --> 00:06:29,501 just to confess so his dumb ass would get all the credit. 146 00:06:29,503 --> 00:06:32,945 - But I'm not Mo. - That's right. 147 00:06:32,947 --> 00:06:35,507 - And I'm not a man. - Yep. 148 00:06:35,509 --> 00:06:38,270 I am a professional... 149 00:06:38,272 --> 00:06:39,431 bitch. 150 00:06:43,742 --> 00:06:47,463 Ladies, the world is finally changing. 151 00:06:47,465 --> 00:06:48,665 Look at this place. 152 00:06:48,667 --> 00:06:50,506 We've shattered the glass ceiling. 153 00:06:50,508 --> 00:06:53,589 Who cares if it takes a minute for the men to recognize us? 154 00:06:53,591 --> 00:06:57,513 The arc of the moral universe is long. 155 00:06:57,515 --> 00:06:59,795 But it bends toward justice. 156 00:06:59,797 --> 00:07:02,798 - Say it. - Martin Luther Queen. 157 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:05,080 Did they put Keith in khakis just so the piss would read? 158 00:07:05,082 --> 00:07:07,042 I don't know. Not now, Karen. 159 00:07:07,044 --> 00:07:11,046 'Cause the last time I checked, we're not in the ego business. 160 00:07:11,048 --> 00:07:12,848 We're in the getting paid business. 161 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:14,249 That's right! 162 00:07:14,251 --> 00:07:15,971 And the getting laid business. 163 00:07:15,973 --> 00:07:18,293 And business is sex. 164 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,736 - Word. - Nice, dude. 165 00:07:21,738 --> 00:07:25,019 Getting mad, getting even... 166 00:07:25,021 --> 00:07:26,140 You were... you were talking. 167 00:07:26,142 --> 00:07:27,742 That shit, it's a waste of time. 168 00:07:27,744 --> 00:07:30,985 And the point is, our time is now. 169 00:07:30,987 --> 00:07:33,027 - Yeah. - And I have the perfect plan 170 00:07:33,029 --> 00:07:34,869 to take advantage. 171 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:37,791 Amerisavings & Loan. 172 00:07:37,793 --> 00:07:40,618 This is it, y'all. This is my next big idea. 173 00:07:40,620 --> 00:07:44,358 We are about to become an institution by buying one. 174 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:46,400 So what? 175 00:07:46,402 --> 00:07:48,562 "America's Most Unsolved Crimes" 176 00:07:48,564 --> 00:07:50,604 thinks that Blair is the mastermind instead of me. 177 00:07:50,606 --> 00:07:51,805 He's my partner. 178 00:07:51,807 --> 00:07:53,767 I'm not gonna fuck up our shit over that. 179 00:07:53,769 --> 00:07:55,608 Or this. 180 00:07:55,610 --> 00:07:57,410 - Or this. - That's right. 181 00:07:57,412 --> 00:07:59,372 Or this wack, 182 00:07:59,374 --> 00:08:01,774 dumb shit right here. 183 00:08:01,776 --> 00:08:03,376 - That ain't right. - What is "Jet"? 184 00:08:03,378 --> 00:08:06,379 Fuck these bitch-ass, niche-ass periodicals. 185 00:08:06,381 --> 00:08:08,721 Okay. But what Dawn's not telling y'all, 186 00:08:08,723 --> 00:08:10,642 'cause she too humble, is that she is about to 187 00:08:10,644 --> 00:08:12,144 get her props. 188 00:08:12,146 --> 00:08:14,146 "The Wall Street Journal". That's right. 189 00:08:14,148 --> 00:08:17,309 The old gray lady's husband, the old white man, 190 00:08:17,311 --> 00:08:19,751 is running a huge profile on our girl tonight. 191 00:08:22,556 --> 00:08:24,716 Wow, thank you, but the only pats on the ass 192 00:08:24,718 --> 00:08:26,238 I need are from y'all. 193 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:28,239 And it's a good thing I got all this ass to spank. 194 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:29,481 Whoo. 195 00:08:29,483 --> 00:08:31,803 'Cause we are about to get rich as fuck 196 00:08:31,805 --> 00:08:33,605 - buying this bank. - Yeah! 197 00:08:33,607 --> 00:08:35,286 So stop everything 198 00:08:35,288 --> 00:08:38,970 and start acquiring every open share of Amerisavings & Loan. 199 00:08:38,972 --> 00:08:41,372 Shit. It's impossible, Boss. 200 00:08:41,374 --> 00:08:42,990 Leighman brothers own a huge chunk. 201 00:08:42,992 --> 00:08:45,296 - Did you say impossible? - Yeah. 202 00:08:45,298 --> 00:08:48,215 I am a black woman with my own trading firm 203 00:08:48,217 --> 00:08:50,901 on Wall Street in 1988. 204 00:08:50,903 --> 00:08:52,823 I might as well have just stepped out 205 00:08:52,825 --> 00:08:56,466 of the motherfucking DeLorean from the motherfucking future. 206 00:08:56,468 --> 00:09:00,230 Impossible can suck my dick. 207 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,760 Who's the Whiz Kid of Wall Street? 208 00:09:10,762 --> 00:09:14,243 Or according to "Playgirl", "The Jizz Kid"? 209 00:09:14,245 --> 00:09:17,927 Who's got the biggest brains and, coming soon, 210 00:09:17,929 --> 00:09:19,931 the biggest muscles? 211 00:09:21,252 --> 00:09:22,811 You do, hunk. 212 00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:25,814 You bet your tight little bottom you do. 213 00:09:25,816 --> 00:09:27,095 Shall we, darling? 214 00:09:27,097 --> 00:09:28,257 ♪ Jet ♪ 215 00:09:30,741 --> 00:09:32,621 - ♪ Jet ♪ - _ 216 00:09:32,623 --> 00:09:33,623 Hey, over here! 217 00:09:33,624 --> 00:09:36,104 - Hello. - Hello. 218 00:09:36,106 --> 00:09:39,507 ♪ I can almost remember their funny faces ♪ 219 00:09:39,509 --> 00:09:41,709 - Leslie! - Hey, Paul. 220 00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:43,271 ♪ The time you told them ♪ 221 00:09:43,273 --> 00:09:46,634 ♪ That you were going to be marrying soon ♪ 222 00:09:48,398 --> 00:09:51,118 Well, if it isn't the Whiz Kid. 223 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:52,960 What brings you lovebirds to Washington? 224 00:09:52,962 --> 00:09:54,682 Governor Putnam, it's wonderful to meet you. 225 00:09:54,684 --> 00:09:55,963 We're here for Nancy. 226 00:09:55,965 --> 00:09:57,825 We couldn't just say no to a chance to celebrate 227 00:09:57,827 --> 00:09:59,286 with the great bouffanted one. 228 00:09:59,288 --> 00:10:02,209 Ironic Nancy's partying with a bunch of Washington aides 229 00:10:02,211 --> 00:10:04,851 after spending so long ignoring AIDs. 230 00:10:04,853 --> 00:10:06,533 Cut the shit, Pfaff. 231 00:10:06,535 --> 00:10:08,095 I know you're here for a reason. 232 00:10:08,097 --> 00:10:11,738 This party is a lobbyist's dream, and my cash machine. 233 00:10:11,740 --> 00:10:14,220 Yeah, that blowhard's angling to get the FDA 234 00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:16,382 to call breakfast the most important meal of the day 235 00:10:16,384 --> 00:10:18,985 just so they can sell a lot more Cookie Crisp. 236 00:10:18,987 --> 00:10:20,506 A private prison lobbyist is pushing something called 237 00:10:20,508 --> 00:10:21,707 a "three strikes" rule. 238 00:10:21,709 --> 00:10:23,269 Three strikes, like in the game... 239 00:10:23,271 --> 00:10:24,750 Baseball. 240 00:10:24,752 --> 00:10:26,232 Yes, except in this case, it's three strikes 241 00:10:26,234 --> 00:10:28,554 and you're in jail for the rest of your days. 242 00:10:28,556 --> 00:10:29,955 And the Dairy Council's 243 00:10:29,957 --> 00:10:31,723 still trying to get people to say cheese 244 00:10:31,725 --> 00:10:33,118 while taking pictures. 245 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,040 It seems the flash creates a sense memory. 246 00:10:35,042 --> 00:10:36,241 Psshhh. Good luck with that. 247 00:10:36,243 --> 00:10:37,603 No, no, no, no. You'd be surprised 248 00:10:37,605 --> 00:10:40,605 how many common phrases come from lobbyists. 249 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:42,447 "Cool as a cucumber". The Gourd Lobby. 250 00:10:42,449 --> 00:10:44,089 Now those guys, they had a lot of hits. 251 00:10:44,091 --> 00:10:45,370 - "I'm in a pickle"? - Yeah. 252 00:10:45,372 --> 00:10:46,531 - "Nice melons"? - Mm-hmm. 253 00:10:46,533 --> 00:10:47,733 "Squash that beef"? 254 00:10:47,735 --> 00:10:50,095 That one was actually a collaboration with big meat. 255 00:10:50,097 --> 00:10:51,896 - Oh. - If you listen closely, 256 00:10:51,898 --> 00:10:55,099 you can detect who's in whose pocket by the phrases they use. 257 00:10:55,101 --> 00:10:57,021 - Happy hunting. - NRA? 258 00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:59,423 Whatever helps me help our great state of New York. 259 00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:02,747 ♪ Jet, whoo, whoo, whoo ♪ 260 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:06,190 ♪ Ah, Mater ♪ 261 00:11:06,192 --> 00:11:09,913 ♪ Much later ♪ 262 00:11:12,758 --> 00:11:14,518 - Oh. - Blblblblb. 263 00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:19,202 Leighman Brothers... please hold. 264 00:11:20,966 --> 00:11:22,726 Leighman Brothers. Please hold. 265 00:11:25,130 --> 00:11:26,890 Leighman Brothers. Please hold. 266 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:31,414 - Try to turn it the other way. - Mm-hmm, I am. 267 00:11:31,416 --> 00:11:32,975 Let me try this baby right here. 268 00:11:32,977 --> 00:11:34,457 Diners Club? 269 00:11:34,459 --> 00:11:36,739 That's like the food stamp of credit cards. 270 00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:40,663 Let's try this. 271 00:11:40,665 --> 00:11:42,024 Are you kidding me? You got keys? 272 00:11:42,026 --> 00:11:43,345 Why didn't you do that in the first place? 273 00:11:43,347 --> 00:11:45,349 It's supposed to look like a break-in, right? 274 00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:49,952 Wow, bingo. Leaves his fucking Rolodex. 275 00:11:49,954 --> 00:11:51,993 Okay, okay. Wait. 276 00:11:51,995 --> 00:11:53,395 - Wait, wait, wait. - What? 277 00:11:53,397 --> 00:11:54,996 We got to make it look like a break-in. 278 00:11:54,998 --> 00:11:56,958 Well, break some shit. 279 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,159 Okay. All right. 280 00:11:58,161 --> 00:12:00,599 - Yeah? - Okay. 281 00:12:02,445 --> 00:12:03,484 Hold up. Wait a minute. 282 00:12:03,486 --> 00:12:04,926 I want to break something. 283 00:12:04,928 --> 00:12:06,207 Ah... 284 00:12:06,209 --> 00:12:08,211 Oh, oh. 285 00:12:09,933 --> 00:12:12,573 Oh, God. 286 00:12:12,575 --> 00:12:14,075 ♪ We're breaking shit ♪ 287 00:12:14,077 --> 00:12:15,416 ♪ We're breaking shit ♪ 288 00:12:20,302 --> 00:12:22,943 Yo, should we do something? 289 00:12:31,273 --> 00:12:34,194 New England clam chowder, 290 00:12:34,196 --> 00:12:37,597 Manhattan clam chowder, or mixie dixie, sir? 291 00:12:37,599 --> 00:12:39,601 Manhattan for me, and, um... 292 00:12:41,162 --> 00:12:43,164 Mixie dixie for Lenny. 293 00:13:02,743 --> 00:13:04,362 Thank you for being so patient, Dawn, 294 00:13:04,364 --> 00:13:06,344 and not kicking down our doors. 295 00:13:06,346 --> 00:13:07,545 You know how many of those 296 00:13:07,547 --> 00:13:08,706 Mo has destroyed over the years? 297 00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:10,028 - Hmm? - Brazilian rosewood 298 00:13:10,030 --> 00:13:12,310 doesn't grow on trees. 299 00:13:12,312 --> 00:13:14,192 Righ... tah. 300 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:17,995 Uh, hey, um... 301 00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:19,999 about Lenny, I've been meaning to say... 302 00:13:21,961 --> 00:13:24,041 Something. 303 00:13:24,043 --> 00:13:26,003 Well, thank you, Dawn. That means a lot. 304 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:27,564 What could I do you for? 305 00:13:27,566 --> 00:13:29,847 I need your chunk of "Amerisavings & Loan". 306 00:13:29,849 --> 00:13:32,209 I'll bid 10% above ask. 307 00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:33,530 - 10%? - Yes. 308 00:13:33,532 --> 00:13:35,292 I'd love to do you one better. 309 00:13:35,294 --> 00:13:38,645 I'd love to give you our block of Amerisavings 310 00:13:38,647 --> 00:13:41,418 and partner with you on whatever you're cooking up. 311 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:43,162 That's amazing. I would love to... 312 00:13:43,164 --> 00:13:45,101 Unfortunately, I doubt my poor brother 313 00:13:45,103 --> 00:13:46,162 would love any of that. 314 00:13:46,164 --> 00:13:48,865 I have to imagine the combo 315 00:13:48,867 --> 00:13:50,867 of being screwed to high hell by the Jammer Group 316 00:13:50,869 --> 00:13:53,749 on Black Monday, along with his untimely crushing, 317 00:13:53,751 --> 00:13:55,711 left a bad taste in his mouth. 318 00:13:55,713 --> 00:13:57,753 The taste of Corinthian leather. 319 00:13:57,755 --> 00:14:01,076 And polished chrome and l... liver. 320 00:14:01,078 --> 00:14:03,519 His own. 321 00:14:03,521 --> 00:14:06,642 That was all Mo. And Mo is not with us anymore. 322 00:14:06,644 --> 00:14:08,523 We're not even called the Jammer Group anymore. 323 00:14:08,525 --> 00:14:11,606 - We are the TBD Group. - Well, great. 324 00:14:11,608 --> 00:14:13,929 Send me a prospectus to wipe my ass with 325 00:14:13,931 --> 00:14:15,490 when you come up with a name. 326 00:14:15,492 --> 00:14:17,932 No. The TBD Group is our name. 327 00:14:17,934 --> 00:14:19,894 The Blair Dawn Group. 328 00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:22,056 Oh, wait. I just got that. 329 00:14:22,058 --> 00:14:24,699 Also, wouldn't that make it "The The Blair Dawn Group"? 330 00:14:24,701 --> 00:14:25,900 Yes, it would. 331 00:14:25,902 --> 00:14:27,181 Well, the name may have changed, 332 00:14:27,183 --> 00:14:30,104 but the SEC still lists Mo as a shareholder. 333 00:14:30,106 --> 00:14:31,946 He's on the run, Lare. 334 00:14:31,948 --> 00:14:34,188 I mean, the guy's not exactly hopping on conference calls. 335 00:14:34,190 --> 00:14:36,550 No one knows where he is, and no one cares. 336 00:14:36,552 --> 00:14:38,592 - He's gone forever... - That is what that prick 337 00:14:38,594 --> 00:14:40,674 wants you to think, Dawn, okay? 338 00:14:40,676 --> 00:14:45,399 That cocksucker has been hoodwinking us since 1978. 339 00:14:45,401 --> 00:14:49,422 Do you honestly think that he is not out there right now 340 00:14:49,424 --> 00:14:50,764 plotting his revenge? 341 00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:52,365 I don't think of him at all. 342 00:14:52,367 --> 00:14:54,647 Sweetheart, until Mo is behind bars, 343 00:14:54,649 --> 00:14:56,369 we will not... 344 00:14:56,371 --> 00:14:59,852 I-I-I will never do business with your company. 345 00:14:59,854 --> 00:15:01,454 - Yeah. - But when Mo finally 346 00:15:01,456 --> 00:15:03,576 gets what's coming to him, 347 00:15:03,578 --> 00:15:05,017 give me a call. 348 00:15:05,019 --> 00:15:06,699 'Cause I would love to work with you. 349 00:15:08,222 --> 00:15:11,465 That Blair's a real whiz. Have you seen this? 350 00:15:12,546 --> 00:15:14,226 Wait. You read "Jet"? 351 00:15:14,228 --> 00:15:16,230 Well, I thought it was about jets. 352 00:15:17,871 --> 00:15:19,391 But that's "Jets". 353 00:15:19,393 --> 00:15:20,872 Yeah. 354 00:15:24,037 --> 00:15:26,838 There he is. My final victim. 355 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,200 Congressman Roger Harris, the minority whip. 356 00:15:29,202 --> 00:15:30,762 That always sounds racist. 357 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:33,264 We get him, we get all the votes we need 358 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,126 to deregulate the banks. 359 00:15:35,128 --> 00:15:38,409 All right. You got this, you little bitch. 360 00:15:38,411 --> 00:15:40,571 Just unslump your shoulders, try not to get all blinky. 361 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,573 Keep your mouth shut. You're prone to gleeking. 362 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,014 And whatever you do, don't do that thing... 363 00:15:44,016 --> 00:15:45,736 Hey, I told you... 364 00:15:45,738 --> 00:15:47,738 No more domestic abuse disguised as pump-me-ups. 365 00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:49,099 You don't tell me what to do anymore. 366 00:15:49,101 --> 00:15:51,542 - Do you remember our deal? - You're right. 367 00:15:51,544 --> 00:15:53,984 I-I know I'm... I'm just a gorgeous beard. 368 00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:56,386 Exactly, so just smile and play your part. 369 00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:58,388 You did get one thing right, though. 370 00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:00,392 I fucking got this. 371 00:16:03,475 --> 00:16:05,995 Rog! Bubby. 372 00:16:05,997 --> 00:16:09,118 It's me, your brother from a bunch of magazine covers. 373 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:11,200 The Whiz of Wall Street himself, Blair Pfaff. 374 00:16:11,202 --> 00:16:13,042 Riddle me this. 375 00:16:13,044 --> 00:16:14,724 What comes after C regulation, 376 00:16:14,726 --> 00:16:16,605 but before E regulation? 377 00:16:16,607 --> 00:16:18,487 - That's right. - Deregulation. 378 00:16:20,211 --> 00:16:22,251 Specifically, bank deregulation. 379 00:16:22,253 --> 00:16:24,253 Not to be confused with bank de big bucks, 380 00:16:24,255 --> 00:16:25,614 which is what you're gonna be doing 381 00:16:25,616 --> 00:16:27,256 if you pledge your undying support to me. 382 00:16:27,258 --> 00:16:28,657 Let me guess. 383 00:16:28,659 --> 00:16:30,379 You want to rewrite U.S. law 384 00:16:30,381 --> 00:16:33,181 so you and your Wall Street cronies can buy up retail banks 385 00:16:33,183 --> 00:16:36,384 and use the savings of honest, God-fearing Americans 386 00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:37,906 to gamble on the stock market. 387 00:16:37,908 --> 00:16:41,629 My man! Yeah, do we have a deal? 388 00:16:41,631 --> 00:16:43,471 I'm the chair of the House Ethics Committee. 389 00:16:43,473 --> 00:16:45,057 I started the Family Values Caucus, 390 00:16:45,059 --> 00:16:46,914 I coined the phrase, "Moral Majority". 391 00:16:46,916 --> 00:16:49,036 I invented the parental advisory stickers 392 00:16:49,038 --> 00:16:50,257 that protect kids from rap. 393 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,559 - Fun. - My father-in-law 394 00:16:51,561 --> 00:16:53,240 is Neil Swafford, 395 00:16:53,242 --> 00:16:55,402 televangelist of the year, four years running. 396 00:16:55,404 --> 00:16:57,364 Four straight Vangees. Wow. 397 00:16:57,366 --> 00:16:59,686 Now, can't you see that I'm not at work? 398 00:16:59,688 --> 00:17:01,168 I don't come to where you're not working 399 00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:02,569 and try to turn that into your office 400 00:17:02,571 --> 00:17:04,731 so I can tell you how to do your job, now do I? 401 00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:07,055 If you'll excuse me. Mrs. Pfaff. 402 00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,577 Ooh. 403 00:17:10,579 --> 00:17:12,581 Say cheese. 404 00:17:13,662 --> 00:17:15,381 My man, is it me, 405 00:17:15,383 --> 00:17:19,505 or is an all-female workplace extremely hostile? 406 00:17:19,507 --> 00:17:21,787 I was thinking the same thing, my man. 407 00:17:21,789 --> 00:17:23,791 This place is a literal prison. 408 00:17:25,553 --> 00:17:28,113 Disgusting. 409 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:29,955 And look at this female propaganda. 410 00:17:29,957 --> 00:17:31,597 We should have 10% off clothes. 411 00:17:31,599 --> 00:17:33,599 And I hope you're not mad, but I'm having Pam pick up 412 00:17:33,601 --> 00:17:36,602 a couple copies of your journal profile for all the girls 413 00:17:36,604 --> 00:17:38,764 so that we can toast you. 414 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,346 Yeah, uh... it's fine. 415 00:17:41,348 --> 00:17:42,847 As long as we pull off this bank play, 416 00:17:42,849 --> 00:17:44,769 I don't give a shit about the press. 417 00:17:44,771 --> 00:17:45,771 Well that's good, 418 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,812 'cause have you seen Blair's "Hot Jets" cover? 419 00:17:47,814 --> 00:17:50,134 Hot? He looked bloated to me. 420 00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:51,856 No. "Hot Jets". 421 00:17:51,858 --> 00:17:53,618 It's by industry's trade journal. 422 00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:55,259 I'm in the market for a koozie. 423 00:17:55,261 --> 00:17:57,942 - That guy is everywhere. - I know, good for him. 424 00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:00,184 Speak of the devil, which is against my religion, 425 00:18:00,186 --> 00:18:01,786 he has been on hold for... 426 00:18:01,788 --> 00:18:03,267 15 minutes? 427 00:18:03,269 --> 00:18:05,109 Are you kidding with that hold time? 428 00:18:05,111 --> 00:18:06,850 My mobile only gets 20 minutes of talk 429 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:08,512 before I have to charge it for two days. 430 00:18:08,514 --> 00:18:09,593 Is everything okay over there? 431 00:18:09,595 --> 00:18:10,714 Uh... duh. 432 00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:12,155 I just met with the Leighman brother 433 00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:13,757 about his chunk of Amerisavings. 434 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,118 We're good. 435 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,880 Hey, unrelated, 436 00:18:16,882 --> 00:18:19,042 if you had to, like, totally disappear, 437 00:18:19,044 --> 00:18:21,725 where would you go to get away from it all? 438 00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:23,206 Aruba. 439 00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:24,567 Jamaica. 440 00:18:24,569 --> 00:18:26,789 Bermuda, Bahamas, Key Largo, Montego. 441 00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:30,493 Dawn, you gotta stop looking over your shoulder 442 00:18:30,495 --> 00:18:32,695 and worrying about Mo. 443 00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:34,256 We wiped him off the board. 444 00:18:34,258 --> 00:18:36,298 That's why I went on "America's Most Unsolved Crimes", 445 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,900 is to make sure all the blame stuck to him. 446 00:18:37,902 --> 00:18:39,902 And all the pastry stuck to me? 447 00:18:39,904 --> 00:18:42,304 I told you I had zero creative control. 448 00:18:42,306 --> 00:18:43,826 - Ohh! - I mean, yes, I was on set 449 00:18:43,828 --> 00:18:45,027 and I sat in on casting, 450 00:18:45,029 --> 00:18:47,069 and I did pitch that new Blair Pfaff timeline, 451 00:18:47,071 --> 00:18:48,910 but the director came from features. 452 00:18:48,912 --> 00:18:50,652 - He didn't know how TV worked. - Whatever. 453 00:18:50,654 --> 00:18:52,554 How's your side of the deal going? 454 00:18:52,556 --> 00:18:53,675 Pfffft. 455 00:18:53,677 --> 00:18:55,397 Well, Dawn, not surprisingly, 456 00:18:55,399 --> 00:18:57,679 I'm a fucking whiz at politics too. 457 00:18:57,681 --> 00:19:00,243 Great, well, then it sounds like we are good. 458 00:19:01,484 --> 00:19:02,884 - Great. - Great. 459 00:19:02,886 --> 00:19:04,806 Great. Now if you'll excuse me, 460 00:19:04,808 --> 00:19:06,847 I'm gonna go celebrate. 461 00:19:06,849 --> 00:19:10,291 Mm. Mozzarella stick? 462 00:19:10,293 --> 00:19:12,535 Fine, but don't snooze on these fondues. 463 00:19:13,696 --> 00:19:15,215 Why am I so cheese horny? 464 00:19:15,217 --> 00:19:17,818 This was a once-in-a-generation deal, Tiff, 465 00:19:17,820 --> 00:19:19,059 and it's fucked. 466 00:19:19,061 --> 00:19:21,341 Like fully. 467 00:19:21,343 --> 00:19:22,963 The other congressmen won't even take a piss 468 00:19:22,965 --> 00:19:24,905 without Harris's approval. 469 00:19:24,907 --> 00:19:26,306 - What do I do? - I don't know. 470 00:19:26,308 --> 00:19:28,328 Take advantage of a howler of a happy hour menu? 471 00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:29,709 What? 472 00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:33,072 Our arrangement was just using each other to get what we want. 473 00:19:33,074 --> 00:19:35,235 You get to be the most powerful guy in Manhattan, 474 00:19:35,237 --> 00:19:37,677 and I get to be married to the most powerful guy in Manhattan. 475 00:19:37,679 --> 00:19:40,239 And that's it. I'm just your beard, remember? 476 00:19:40,241 --> 00:19:42,922 Okay. I'm sorry I snapped. 477 00:19:42,924 --> 00:19:45,404 In my defense, I'm under a lot of pressure, 478 00:19:45,406 --> 00:19:47,086 and I'm also on steroids. 479 00:19:47,088 --> 00:19:49,608 Blair. 480 00:19:49,610 --> 00:19:51,330 Just because we're fake and married 481 00:19:51,332 --> 00:19:53,292 doesn't mean we still can't be real friends. 482 00:19:53,294 --> 00:19:54,373 I agree. 483 00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:56,495 So as my best friend, 484 00:19:56,497 --> 00:19:59,297 I'm asking you to tell me what to do. 485 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:00,939 Give me the full Tiff. 486 00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:04,342 Uhh! 487 00:20:04,344 --> 00:20:05,583 It's simple. 488 00:20:05,585 --> 00:20:07,065 You've abandoned what got you here. 489 00:20:07,067 --> 00:20:09,467 Okay, you're not some slick bullshit salesman 490 00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:10,708 who calls people Bubby. 491 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,511 You're an earnest, hardworking genius 492 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,993 who calls his bubby every Sunday. 493 00:20:15,995 --> 00:20:17,595 Okay, you believe in what you're selling. 494 00:20:17,597 --> 00:20:20,157 Bank deregulation is good for the country, right? 495 00:20:20,159 --> 00:20:22,562 So then just tell Congressman Harris that. 496 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,442 Wow. You're so right. 497 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,728 What are you waiting for? 498 00:20:31,610 --> 00:20:34,051 Hot off the press. 499 00:20:34,053 --> 00:20:36,052 Actually, they're just warm from this pizza 500 00:20:36,054 --> 00:20:39,015 that I'm carrying, but come on, Boss, 501 00:20:39,017 --> 00:20:41,677 you gotta admit that this is a dope moment. 502 00:20:41,679 --> 00:20:43,381 Come on. 503 00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:45,341 Come on, girl. 504 00:20:45,343 --> 00:20:47,784 - Okay, it is. - Yes! 505 00:20:47,786 --> 00:20:50,266 Ever since you rescued my ass from that secretary pool, 506 00:20:50,268 --> 00:20:53,249 you have shown us all how to be strong, successful women. 507 00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:54,510 - Am I right? - Yeah. 508 00:20:54,512 --> 00:20:57,313 When you found me, I was the horse valet at Studio 54. 509 00:20:57,315 --> 00:20:59,475 - I remember. - I was a waitress. 510 00:20:59,477 --> 00:21:01,997 I was profiling you at Saks. 511 00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,238 That's right. You the shit. 512 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,840 Come on, y'all. Dawn. 513 00:21:04,842 --> 00:21:07,843 Dawn, Dawn, Dawn, Dawn. 514 00:21:07,845 --> 00:21:11,006 Dawn, Dawn, Dawn, Dawn, Dawn, Dawn. 515 00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:13,010 Dawn... 516 00:21:15,332 --> 00:21:17,334 What's going on? 517 00:21:20,457 --> 00:21:22,036 Damn! 518 00:21:22,038 --> 00:21:23,978 Good thing you don't care about all this pressure 519 00:21:23,980 --> 00:21:26,340 'cause they drew you in a bikini with your bush all out. 520 00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,944 No, that's an ink blot. 521 00:21:29,946 --> 00:21:31,225 Ink don't curl like that, girl. 522 00:21:31,227 --> 00:21:33,067 That's bush. I know bush when I see it. 523 00:21:33,069 --> 00:21:34,488 Come on. I mean, I'm sure y'all 524 00:21:34,490 --> 00:21:36,150 can see it from over there. It's both sides. 525 00:21:36,152 --> 00:21:37,431 - Joyce. - Who think this a bush? 526 00:21:37,433 --> 00:21:38,992 Show of hands. 527 00:21:38,994 --> 00:21:41,154 This is like original bush. You ain't never shave. 528 00:21:41,156 --> 00:21:42,436 - This is like virgin... - Shut up. 529 00:21:42,438 --> 00:21:44,800 - Curly curl... - Shut the fuck up! 530 00:21:46,882 --> 00:21:47,941 I'm sorry. 531 00:21:47,943 --> 00:21:49,562 I mean, I was just joking, you know? 532 00:21:49,564 --> 00:21:52,005 Take your bush, get your shit, 533 00:21:52,007 --> 00:21:53,726 and get the fuck out. 534 00:21:53,728 --> 00:21:55,628 You are fired. 535 00:21:55,630 --> 00:21:57,430 But you said you didn't care about this stuff. 536 00:21:57,432 --> 00:21:58,471 Like, you for real? 537 00:21:58,473 --> 00:22:00,573 What I said was get the fuck out! 538 00:22:00,575 --> 00:22:03,776 That's what I said. I said get the fuck out. 539 00:22:03,778 --> 00:22:05,377 - Come on, Dawn - You want to be next? 540 00:22:05,379 --> 00:22:07,259 Huh? Then get the fuck 541 00:22:07,261 --> 00:22:09,341 - out of my face. - Aah! 542 00:22:09,343 --> 00:22:12,464 Dawn, your blood pressure. 543 00:22:12,466 --> 00:22:14,266 I swear to fucking God, Karen. 544 00:22:14,268 --> 00:22:17,349 I swear, if you make one more fucking sound, 545 00:22:17,351 --> 00:22:18,470 one more sound... 546 00:22:18,472 --> 00:22:19,691 - What... - You better not breathe. 547 00:22:19,693 --> 00:22:21,233 - What is happening... - You better not breathe 548 00:22:21,235 --> 00:22:23,777 and you better not talk. Shut the fuck up! 549 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,840 - I'm gonna... - Go! 550 00:22:28,842 --> 00:22:31,562 I'm gonna... 551 00:22:31,564 --> 00:22:33,965 All of you, you know what, 552 00:22:33,967 --> 00:22:35,967 if you don't get out of my face, I will send you back 553 00:22:35,969 --> 00:22:39,610 to the shitholes that I found you in. 554 00:22:39,612 --> 00:22:41,091 Get out. 555 00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:44,214 Sharon, get the fuck out. Kelly, bitch, get out. 556 00:22:44,216 --> 00:22:48,298 Vanessa, get the fuck out. Marsha, get the fuck out. 557 00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,180 Mm-mm-mm. 558 00:22:50,182 --> 00:22:51,402 Can you believe? 559 00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:54,624 Can you believe the level of disrespect from these people? 560 00:22:54,626 --> 00:22:56,386 We wouldn't do you like that. 561 00:22:56,388 --> 00:22:58,612 Not us. Three musketeers. 562 00:22:58,614 --> 00:23:00,557 And for what it's worth, the pube thing... 563 00:23:00,559 --> 00:23:01,841 sometimes I actually prefer... 564 00:23:01,843 --> 00:23:03,845 - Aah! - Ooh! 565 00:23:10,882 --> 00:23:13,042 Congressman Harris? 566 00:23:13,044 --> 00:23:15,284 Hi. Blair Pfaff. 567 00:23:15,286 --> 00:23:17,967 You might remember me from such clumsy attempt at briberies 568 00:23:17,969 --> 00:23:19,648 as earlier today. Ha. 569 00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:21,650 I just wanted to apologize. 570 00:23:21,652 --> 00:23:24,453 And now you have. Excuse me. 571 00:23:24,455 --> 00:23:25,854 Uh, you're right. 572 00:23:25,856 --> 00:23:28,195 Bank deregulation would benefit me greatly. 573 00:23:28,197 --> 00:23:29,820 But that's precisely why it would 574 00:23:29,822 --> 00:23:31,219 benefit the country even more. 575 00:23:31,221 --> 00:23:33,942 It's trickle-down economics at its purest. 576 00:23:33,944 --> 00:23:36,104 If you give me one hour, 577 00:23:36,106 --> 00:23:39,827 I can give you 25 reasons why this'll make America great. 578 00:23:39,829 --> 00:23:41,469 You have until I get to my door. 579 00:23:41,471 --> 00:23:44,111 - Okay. - And we're there. 580 00:23:44,113 --> 00:23:46,313 Uh, reason number one was going to be an icebreaker, 581 00:23:46,315 --> 00:23:47,434 so let's jump to two. 582 00:23:47,436 --> 00:23:49,236 Regulation stifles innovation. 583 00:23:49,238 --> 00:23:51,679 Three through six were jokes, seven was a call back to one. 584 00:23:51,681 --> 00:23:53,440 Eight requires a prop that I do not have. 585 00:23:53,442 --> 00:23:55,162 So that takes out Nine, ten, and most of 11. 586 00:23:55,164 --> 00:23:56,723 Twelve, do you know what time you were born? 587 00:23:56,725 --> 00:23:58,145 It doesn't matter. Whatever you said, 588 00:23:58,147 --> 00:23:59,446 I was gonna use your astrological sign 589 00:23:59,448 --> 00:24:00,887 to get to Taurus, to get to Bull Market, 590 00:24:00,889 --> 00:24:01,909 to get to 13. 591 00:24:01,911 --> 00:24:03,890 International banks have far fewer regulations, 592 00:24:03,892 --> 00:24:06,132 which puts the U.S. at a grave disadvantage. 593 00:24:06,134 --> 00:24:08,334 Fourteenwas intermission. Time to go "pishin". 594 00:24:08,336 --> 00:24:09,835 Welcome back. Would anyone like a snack? 595 00:24:09,837 --> 00:24:10,937 Damn it, I forgot the snacks 596 00:24:10,939 --> 00:24:12,178 with the props in my bag by the door. 597 00:24:12,180 --> 00:24:13,379 - Fifteen... - Ah, I found it. 598 00:24:13,381 --> 00:24:15,301 Uh, big finish, sir. 599 00:24:15,303 --> 00:24:17,303 I am the only trader who predicted Black Monday. 600 00:24:17,305 --> 00:24:19,285 So believe me when I say this is only the beginning 601 00:24:19,287 --> 00:24:20,546 if we don't loosen our laws 602 00:24:20,548 --> 00:24:22,508 to compete with foreign powers like Japan. 603 00:24:22,510 --> 00:24:24,289 Otherwise, we might as well start calling the White House 604 00:24:24,291 --> 00:24:25,993 the Yellow House. 605 00:24:26,754 --> 00:24:28,113 Yeah. 606 00:24:28,115 --> 00:24:30,235 I wasn't born in these Bruno Maglis. 607 00:24:30,237 --> 00:24:32,117 I earned them. 608 00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:33,839 So I guess my question for you is, 609 00:24:33,841 --> 00:24:35,843 how'd you get yours? 610 00:24:40,227 --> 00:24:41,566 You wouldn't be the first person 611 00:24:41,568 --> 00:24:43,388 to point out hypocrisy in Washington. 612 00:24:43,390 --> 00:24:45,090 Hmm. 613 00:24:45,092 --> 00:24:47,174 So I take that as a yes? 614 00:24:48,502 --> 00:24:50,504 That depends. 615 00:24:57,423 --> 00:24:59,583 Wait. 616 00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:01,745 I'm not gay. 617 00:25:01,747 --> 00:25:03,867 - Neither am I. - Oh. 618 00:25:32,417 --> 00:25:36,619 Hey, Joyce, uh, it's your girl, Dawn. 619 00:25:36,621 --> 00:25:39,301 Um... just sorry about earlier. 620 00:25:39,303 --> 00:25:41,303 I've been tripping. You know you're not fired. 621 00:25:41,305 --> 00:25:45,988 So, um, call me back. Or I'll see you in the morning. 622 00:25:45,990 --> 00:25:47,991 Bye. 623 00:25:53,637 --> 00:25:56,678 Oh, wow. 624 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,040 Can you believe we have our own shop? 625 00:25:59,042 --> 00:26:01,282 I know, right? Look at this place. 626 00:26:01,284 --> 00:26:03,906 Ooh, I can't wait to put this sucker on the desk. 627 00:26:07,090 --> 00:26:10,971 Mo Monroe. Founder, CEO, MO? 628 00:26:10,973 --> 00:26:12,332 Why'd you put your name twice? 629 00:26:12,334 --> 00:26:14,136 Oh, no, no. It wouldn't fit. 630 00:26:15,578 --> 00:26:17,057 Ha! Boom! 631 00:26:19,021 --> 00:26:20,460 Ohh... 632 00:26:20,462 --> 00:26:23,143 Been waiting for this for so long. 633 00:26:23,145 --> 00:26:25,147 Couldn't have done it without you, baby. 634 00:26:28,590 --> 00:26:30,029 I'm so excited. 635 00:26:30,031 --> 00:26:31,711 You know we gotta start hiring ASAP. 636 00:26:31,713 --> 00:26:33,473 We got to find our first employee. 637 00:26:33,475 --> 00:26:34,959 Oh, that would be you, right? 638 00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:37,665 I mean, you're my number one employee, baby. 639 00:26:37,667 --> 00:26:39,668 It's always gonna be you. Numero uno. 640 00:26:40,882 --> 00:26:43,343 Employee? I'm your partner. 641 00:26:44,829 --> 00:26:47,085 Yeah, uh, no. I... No. 642 00:26:47,087 --> 00:26:49,089 You're... you're my head trader. 643 00:26:50,451 --> 00:26:53,612 I... I thought you understood. 644 00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:55,814 Dawn, I-I... 645 00:26:55,816 --> 00:26:57,496 Come on, I raised the seed money. 646 00:26:57,498 --> 00:26:59,217 I got the seat on the stock exchange. 647 00:26:59,219 --> 00:27:01,339 - I don't deserve this. - Of course you do, baby. 648 00:27:01,341 --> 00:27:04,081 - You're brilliant. - Mo, stop it, all right? 649 00:27:04,083 --> 00:27:05,944 I mean, I thought we were partners. 650 00:27:05,946 --> 00:27:08,186 You just said that you couldn't have done this without me. 651 00:27:08,188 --> 00:27:10,668 Yeah. 652 00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:12,990 Wow. I can't believe this. 653 00:27:12,992 --> 00:27:14,232 You can't believe what? 654 00:27:14,234 --> 00:27:15,753 That yesterday, you were a secretary, 655 00:27:15,755 --> 00:27:17,755 and today, you're the first Black female head trader 656 00:27:17,757 --> 00:27:19,076 on the Street? 657 00:27:19,078 --> 00:27:21,161 Come on, Dawnie. That's a huge promotion. 658 00:27:21,163 --> 00:27:23,165 I thought you'd be happy about this. 659 00:27:24,283 --> 00:27:26,483 Look, if... 660 00:27:26,485 --> 00:27:28,285 if you don't think this is fair, 661 00:27:28,287 --> 00:27:30,967 you can shop the deal if you want, but... 662 00:27:30,969 --> 00:27:33,450 where you gonna go? 663 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,660 Think about it. 664 00:27:48,266 --> 00:27:50,546 Hey, Joyce, um... 665 00:27:50,548 --> 00:27:53,309 I'm so sorry. I just... 666 00:27:53,311 --> 00:27:56,031 I've been under just a ton of pressure. 667 00:27:56,033 --> 00:27:58,674 You know, running this place, it's harder than I thought. 668 00:27:58,676 --> 00:28:00,556 I mean, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I really... 669 00:28:00,558 --> 00:28:03,879 I really understand where Mo was coming from. 670 00:28:03,881 --> 00:28:06,160 All these years, you know, yeah, we could have done 671 00:28:06,162 --> 00:28:07,442 with a lot less face screamings, 672 00:28:07,444 --> 00:28:09,364 but, you know, he got shit done. 673 00:28:09,366 --> 00:28:11,888 And... 674 00:28:12,689 --> 00:28:14,691 I miss him. 675 00:28:16,693 --> 00:28:18,012 Hello? 676 00:28:18,014 --> 00:28:20,256 Hello? 677 00:28:22,819 --> 00:28:24,821 Hello! 678 00:28:26,743 --> 00:28:28,462 Mo, Miami is the... 679 00:28:28,464 --> 00:28:29,824 Keith, I'm on the fucking... Shit! 680 00:28:30,866 --> 00:28:32,868 Mo, Cubano? 681 00:28:43,119 --> 00:28:46,339 _ 682 00:28:51,887 --> 00:28:54,887 Asa Vish Motoring. How can I help you? 683 00:28:54,889 --> 00:28:57,129 Hello? 684 00:28:57,131 --> 00:29:00,293 Oh, shit. Oh, my God. 685 00:29:00,295 --> 00:29:02,935 I found you. 686 00:29:02,937 --> 00:29:05,540 You son of a bitch, I found you. 687 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:55,705 Huh. Great news. 688 00:29:55,707 --> 00:29:57,709 I think I got you exactly what you wanted. 689 00:29:59,551 --> 00:30:02,191 - Revenge? - No. 690 00:30:02,193 --> 00:30:03,913 Steak Diane and potatoes au gratin, 691 00:30:03,915 --> 00:30:06,676 blended with a nice glass of Chateauneuf du Pape. 692 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,000 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 693 00:30:11,002 --> 00:30:14,924 Yes. Revenge, Lenny. 694 00:30:14,926 --> 00:30:16,927 Revenge. 695 00:30:18,209 --> 00:30:20,331 Here, drink your steak. 696 00:30:23,334 --> 00:30:28,216 You call that medium-rare? 697 00:31:12,148 --> 00:31:16,171 That whole Mo Monroe life is behind me now. 698 00:31:17,997 --> 00:31:20,419 Let's go see the apartment in my parents' building. 699 00:31:20,421 --> 00:31:22,843 Why should I avoid them? They should avoid me. 700 00:31:22,845 --> 00:31:24,867 I'm happier than I've ever been in my life. 701 00:31:24,869 --> 00:31:26,491 What're you talking about? 702 00:31:29,117 --> 00:31:32,217 It's one thing for me to walk away from everything I've built, 703 00:31:33,170 --> 00:31:36,170 but it's a whole 'nother thing for somebody to try to take it.