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Previously on Black Monday...
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Don't you want revenge
on all those people
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who fucked you over?
I mean, Dawn and Blair...
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me.
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FBI!
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What the fuck, Connie? Huh?
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I told you, I got you.
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Nah, man, my plan is to
disappear to the Maldives.
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It's basically Kokomo.
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Happiest I've ever been in my life.
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The reason that I came
is, I'm worried about you.
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So 800K is supposed to make
me completely forget the fact
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that you fucked me over?
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I got a crew now called the Cabana Boys.
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- Thanks, boss.
- We move a lot of weight.
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- Thanks, boss.
- Randy kind of launched off the pier
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with my entire stash in his backpack.
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And now I owe $1 million
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to the most violent cartel in Miami.
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I'm a fucking dead man.
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Fuck that shit, Keith.
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Tell me everything you
know about this cartel.
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Six, zero. Check up.
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Ah! Hey!
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- Fellas.
- Hey, Uncle Ro.
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- What's up, Ro?
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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- Oop me.
- All right.
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Oh, shit.
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Sorry about the garage.
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I mean, I think I
dented the Cressida too.
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Please, Ro, I'm pretty sure
you bought us that garage door.
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The one before it was a bead curtain.
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Oh, yeah, I remember that thing
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looked like a two-car psychic's office.
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My bike kept getting fucking stolen.
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Yeah, 'cause you guys got
some shitty ass neighbors.
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Hey, you watch your language.
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Sorry.
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Hey, Mom, can we go
inside and play Nintendo?
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Yeah, get the fuck out of here.
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- Ro!
- I mean, whatever she says.
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Yes, boys. Go ahead.
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- See a lot of Charles in them.
- Yeah, tell me about it.
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They don't listen to anyone, either.
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Except you.
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They've loved having you around.
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Oh, I love being around.
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You've done a great
job with them, really.
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I certainly couldn't have done it
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without your help all these years.
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Yeah, about that.
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Uh, sorry if I've been
a little light lately.
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You know, I'm kind of going
through a minor career change.
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- You know.
- Oh, we're good.
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I promise.
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Well, okay.
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Oh, look what I found.
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- Oh, my God.
- Look at you.
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Look at Charles. Man.
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Yeah. I really miss him.
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At least when you got out of prison,
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you stayed out.
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You made good.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Charles only got out long enough
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to not pull out twice.
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- Oh.
- Uh-oh.
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Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go.
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- Same time next week?
- Oh, I wouldn't miss it.
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Okay.
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Please, Uncle Hugh.
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I thought we were gonna
go to Disney World.
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I want to ride Dumbo.
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We just got to make a quick stop, kiddo.
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Rides cost money, honey.
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Hey, girls.
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Want to make a deposit?
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That doesn't even make sense.
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You'd be the one making the deposit.
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And ew.
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How many times do I have to tell you?
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El Sastre is not someone
you negotiate with.
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El Sastre is el loco.
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Oh, no, no, I think El Loco
deals out of El Segundo,
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not to be confused with
El Diablo from El Salvador.
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Now, the real El you got to worry about,
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whoo, Ron Hubbard, 'cause
that guy is out of his...
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Are you fucking going
on a pun run right now?
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Okay, El Sastre is loco, okay?
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Crazy. He's a fucking psycho.
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Oh, really? Sounds like a fucking pussy.
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You know that sastre
means "tailor" in Spanish?
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Yeah, 'cause he invented
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- the Colombian necktie.
- So what?
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Diane von Furstenberg
invented the wrap dress,
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and she's got bird bone's disease.
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Just snap her neck like that.
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Colombian necktie is when
they slit your throat,
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and they pull your
tongue through the hole.
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- Oh, shit.
- Yeah.
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He also invented the Colombian bow tie,
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the Colombian "cumberbund"...
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I think it's cummerbund.
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And something called the
Colombian Daisy Dukes,
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which I think is scrotum-related.
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Oh, well, you should have
worried about your sack
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before you let a shark
snarf your stash, Keith.
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Listen, you just need to trust me, okay?
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And maybe say thank you.
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Okay, cool, totally. You're right.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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It's very gracious of you,
and I really appreciate you
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putting your ass out on the line for me.
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Yeah, you're my best friend.
What else am I gonna do, right?
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Really?
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That actually helps a lot, you know?
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'Cause I'm kind of
walking in here with, like,
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way less money than we actually owe.
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It just would maybe help
me if I actually knew
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the part I was playing.
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- Oh, your part.
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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You play a coquettish young man
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who's just whisked in from the coast.
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I mean, what the fuck are
you talking... your part?
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What is this, Starlight Express?
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- I wish.
- Shut the fuck up, Dave.
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Listen, your part is dumb
bald fuck number one.
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Ah, and lookee here.
Dumb bald fuck number two.
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- Lou!
- Gentlemen. How are you?
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I believe I have something for you.
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- Oh!
- Keep that down.
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Okay, uh, you guys are all set.
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- Thank you.
- Enjoy.
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So, um, how long do you think
this whole thing is gonna take?
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- Oh, you got plans?
- Well, if you must know...
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Jesus, are you crazy?
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Keith, you could die in here.
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We're negotiating for your life.
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Okay, you're the one who just
told me to chill, all right?
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You're the one that said
trust you, and I do trust you.
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I trust you so much that I assume
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that at the end of this,
I will be alive enough
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to take Randy to the
foot and ankle clinic.
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Okay, all right, just
follow my lead, all right?
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When I say, "Kick", you say, "How high?"
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It's not Rockette science, K-man.
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Okay, okay.
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I'm gonna die in this room.
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God, you have got to relax, Keith.
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Jesus, this is a
public place, all right?
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Bank manager's in my pocket.
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Anything goes sideways,
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the cops are gonna be
here inside of two minutes.
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You see, I knew this
was too good to be true.
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I should have known that any day,
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the other skate was gonna drop.
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You know, just as I was finally starting
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to be happy, right?
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Thriving small business,
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sex with a gender that
I'm actually attracted to.
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Sure, my family hates me,
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so there's a little
chicken left on that bone,
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but I have a new family, you know,
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with Dave and Andrusha and
Randy and Zach and Skids and...
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you.
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Maybe I don't deserve to be happy.
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- No.
- Yeah.
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I hurt a lot of people, Twan.
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No, you definitely don't
deserve to be happy.
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I'm saying no.
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Don't sit on that side
of the fucking table.
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- We're sitting on this side.
- But you always say face the door
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for all the good chi and shit.
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No, it's so I don't get
shot in the fucking back.
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But today we're sitting here. Come on.
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I'm gonna die in this room.
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It is a distinct possibility.
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Can I have a nickel
for the gumball machine?
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- Please?
- Oh, no change, sweetheart.
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Oh, here's a nickel, little miss.
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Heck, here's another one
in case you get a white.
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Thanks.
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Come right back when you're done.
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That was, um, thoughtful. Thank you.
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Ten cents for a smile is a bargain.
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- El Sastre...
- What the fuck?
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I just wanted to offer
you a heartfelt and full...
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- What did I say, Keith?
- You weren't leading.
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Does anyone speak Spanish?
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Shut up.
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I don't mean to interrupt,
but you can keep the bag too,
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free of charge.
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Next.
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Not so fast, honey.
Could you give me a hand?
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I got a weak ticker.
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Sir? Next.
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A white? Aw, come on.
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- You may kill them.
- I knew he spoke English!
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What? That's your fucking
takeaway from that?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Take it easy, okay?
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We're not short, okay? We're not short.
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Just let me explain, okay?
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You have un minuto.
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Okay.
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So Keith tells me that you
pay a rate of 60 percent tax
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to wash your cash.
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So you make a million,
you're taking home 400K.
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That's kind of dogshit, right?
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Now, if our money
were laundered at, say,
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like, a decent 25 percent,
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our 800 thou would still beat
the shit out of your millie.
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Comprende?
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- No?
- Keep talking.
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You're running out of fucking time.
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Look, fuck this shit.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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I'm just pulling out my Toblerone.
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What the fuck is up
with you and Toblerone?
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- You fucking sponsored now?
- Will you just trust me?
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I understood that. Not nice.
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You guys seem like
visual learners, okay?
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So, uh, listen. I mean, watch.
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Little magic trick.
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This is your million.
This is our 800 thou.
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Now, let's tax your
million 60 percent. Okay?
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Then we'll tax the 800 thou 25 percent.
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You don't have to
fucking eat the pieces!
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Will you let me do
what the fuck I'm doing?
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So you tell me.
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Would you rather have your
million minus 60 percent,
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or our 800 thou minus 25 percent?
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Pretty simple, right?
262
00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:56,356
In short, gentlemen, we're not short.
263
00:11:56,358 --> 00:11:57,757
In fact, you're short.
264
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,319
You owe us a couple hundred grand.
265
00:11:59,321 --> 00:12:02,243
One triangle, but we'll
just call it a late fee.
266
00:12:02,245 --> 00:12:04,806
So, uh, one triangle make us square?
267
00:12:12,458 --> 00:12:15,059
That's your magic trick?
268
00:12:15,061 --> 00:12:16,871
Making chocolate disappear?
269
00:12:16,873 --> 00:12:19,696
_
270
00:12:21,818 --> 00:12:23,601
We're the Cauca Cartel.
271
00:12:23,603 --> 00:12:26,307
You think we don't know
less tax is better than more?
272
00:12:26,309 --> 00:12:29,094
Finding a way to get that 25 percent,
273
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,999
that is the real trick.
274
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,504
Well then, gentlemen,
275
00:12:32,506 --> 00:12:34,970
please allow me to introduce
my favorite magician.
276
00:12:34,972 --> 00:12:37,005
His name, Lou Dinowitz.
277
00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:39,930
His friends call him Jewdini.
278
00:12:39,932 --> 00:12:41,372
Hey, L... you're right there!
279
00:12:41,374 --> 00:12:43,094
Twany, Twany, Twany!
280
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,616
- Come on in, Lou.
- Bienvenidos...
281
00:12:44,618 --> 00:12:46,538
My honored guests.
282
00:12:46,540 --> 00:12:48,100
- All right.
- They're a little touchy.
283
00:12:48,102 --> 00:12:50,103
They're a little touchy.
Okay, okay, you know what?
284
00:12:50,105 --> 00:12:52,025
Why don't you tell them about
your really special service?
285
00:12:52,027 --> 00:12:53,747
Love to, but first,
286
00:12:53,749 --> 00:12:57,432
can I interest you muchachos
in some nose tacos?
287
00:13:00,277 --> 00:13:02,358
- My shoe's untied.
- Oh, fuck me.
288
00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,400
Lou, okay, there's gonna
be time for that, Lou.
289
00:13:04,402 --> 00:13:05,842
Come on. Come on.
290
00:13:05,844 --> 00:13:08,285
Tell them about your
laundromat services.
291
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:09,607
Oh, all right. Easy peasy.
292
00:13:09,609 --> 00:13:11,209
Uh, we take your dirty dollars,
293
00:13:11,211 --> 00:13:12,651
fluff and fold them till
they're clean, spic...
294
00:13:12,653 --> 00:13:14,733
And span.
295
00:13:15,774 --> 00:13:19,059
Of course, a few socks
are going to get, you know,
296
00:13:19,061 --> 00:13:23,092
lost in the dryer, say, uh, 25 percento.
297
00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:25,838
No problemo?
298
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,830
How?
299
00:13:27,832 --> 00:13:30,032
How do you make it, uh, how you say,
300
00:13:30,034 --> 00:13:31,754
spic-and-span?
301
00:13:31,756 --> 00:13:33,356
How.
302
00:13:33,358 --> 00:13:36,761
Big Chief Bogotá over
here wants to know how.
303
00:13:36,763 --> 00:13:38,443
Let me tell you a story, Chief.
304
00:13:38,445 --> 00:13:40,405
Don't do that.
305
00:13:40,407 --> 00:13:42,328
Heck, that's a lot of change, ma'am.
306
00:13:42,330 --> 00:13:43,689
How long did it take to save up?
307
00:13:43,691 --> 00:13:46,250
I don't save. I dredge.
308
00:13:46,252 --> 00:13:49,537
You know the fountain beside
the pediatric cancer ward?
309
00:13:49,539 --> 00:13:51,900
Well, lots of sick kiddies
310
00:13:51,902 --> 00:13:54,303
mean lots of scratchers for Mona.
311
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:02,585
There once was a little boy
who would park his daddy's car
312
00:14:02,587 --> 00:14:05,036
when Daddy was a little too
blasted on big boy juice.
313
00:14:05,038 --> 00:14:06,918
Now, that little boy grew up
314
00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,062
to become a big boy bank manager, right?
315
00:14:09,064 --> 00:14:11,123
And he realized he could take money
316
00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:12,645
and park that too.
317
00:14:12,647 --> 00:14:16,050
- Park it in parking lots.
- Okay.
318
00:14:16,052 --> 00:14:17,812
It's not funny, Twan. Seriously.
319
00:14:17,814 --> 00:14:19,866
Parking lots are big business.
320
00:14:19,868 --> 00:14:21,170
I mean, it's all cash.
321
00:14:21,172 --> 00:14:22,898
They don't call them parking littles.
322
00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:23,939
Am I right?
323
00:14:23,941 --> 00:14:25,461
Yeah.
324
00:14:25,463 --> 00:14:27,224
Oh, and that adorable
little boy who grew up
325
00:14:27,226 --> 00:14:29,707
to become a bank
manager, that boy was...
326
00:14:29,709 --> 00:14:31,349
- Uh-huh.
- Killed.
327
00:14:31,351 --> 00:14:32,790
Uh, mob hit.
328
00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:34,593
I think it was you guys, actually.
329
00:14:34,595 --> 00:14:36,555
Pretty awful. Um, but hey.
330
00:14:36,557 --> 00:14:38,117
The branch had to promote someone.
331
00:14:38,119 --> 00:14:39,599
Yours truly.
332
00:14:39,601 --> 00:14:41,521
And a good idea's a good idea,
333
00:14:41,523 --> 00:14:42,843
am I right?
334
00:14:42,845 --> 00:14:44,405
So here we are!
335
00:14:46,890 --> 00:14:48,931
My shoe's untied.
336
00:14:50,414 --> 00:14:51,574
Lou...
337
00:14:51,576 --> 00:14:55,058
So.
338
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,556
Do we have a deal?
339
00:15:02,189 --> 00:15:03,669
Bueno. Deal.
340
00:15:03,671 --> 00:15:04,750
- Bueno.
- Bueno?
341
00:15:04,752 --> 00:15:06,112
- Bueno is good.
- That's good!
342
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,634
- Let's do this!
- Yes, yes!
343
00:15:07,636 --> 00:15:09,036
Mo, you did it!
344
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:11,198
Hey, all right.
345
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,920
So I got some champagne chilling.
346
00:15:12,922 --> 00:15:14,562
I'ma go grab it, and
we can toast this shit.
347
00:15:14,564 --> 00:15:15,644
Back in a jiff.
348
00:15:15,646 --> 00:15:17,566
We'll have the first ten
million to you next week
349
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,432
and ten more every week after that.
350
00:15:19,434 --> 00:15:20,696
- That's great.
- Whoa, whoa.
351
00:15:20,698 --> 00:15:22,001
- Ten mil? A week?
- Mm-hmm.
352
00:15:22,003 --> 00:15:23,213
I can't wash all that.
353
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,536
I mean, not for 25%.
354
00:15:25,538 --> 00:15:27,058
- What do you mean?
- Yeah, what do you mean?
355
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,099
What do you mean?
356
00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:29,741
Well, they might call me Jewdini,
357
00:15:29,743 --> 00:15:31,824
but even Houdini drowned
358
00:15:31,826 --> 00:15:34,027
when he swallowed more
than he could drink.
359
00:15:34,029 --> 00:15:35,789
Okay. _
360
00:15:35,791 --> 00:15:37,431
What the fuck is wrong with you?
361
00:15:37,433 --> 00:15:39,134
- You said you could handle this.
- I can.
362
00:15:39,136 --> 00:15:40,955
This is our chance to retire, baby.
363
00:15:40,957 --> 00:15:42,368
I'm already retired, Lou.
364
00:15:42,370 --> 00:15:44,159
Excuse me. What the fuck is going on?
365
00:15:44,161 --> 00:15:46,709
Uh, what's going on is
these fucking savages
366
00:15:46,711 --> 00:15:49,035
don't know their ass
from a hole in their butt.
367
00:15:49,037 --> 00:15:51,609
We're gonna be printing
millie dollar billies, baby.
368
00:15:51,611 --> 00:15:53,251
You're gonna get us
all fucking killed, Lou.
369
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,854
- We already won.
- Hey! _
370
00:15:55,856 --> 00:15:57,015
One second. Lo siento.
371
00:15:57,017 --> 00:15:59,218
Listen, Bootsy.
372
00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:01,221
You're just a bass player, all right?
373
00:16:01,223 --> 00:16:02,743
Why don't you let the bank manager
374
00:16:02,745 --> 00:16:04,465
manage the negotiations?
375
00:16:04,467 --> 00:16:06,027
- I am going to close this.
- No, you're not.
376
00:16:06,029 --> 00:16:08,069
- I'm gonna cl...
- Sorry.
377
00:16:08,071 --> 00:16:10,072
We were just doing a little
bit of math over there.
378
00:16:10,074 --> 00:16:12,995
Uh, good news is that ten mil a week,
379
00:16:12,997 --> 00:16:14,766
totally doable, no problemo.
380
00:16:14,768 --> 00:16:16,480
- No problemo.
- We can do it.
381
00:16:16,482 --> 00:16:19,523
You can do this. You-you-you...
382
00:16:19,525 --> 00:16:21,125
I believe in you.
383
00:16:21,127 --> 00:16:24,770
Bad news is that you're
gonna lose a few more socks.
384
00:16:24,772 --> 00:16:28,174
I mean, I can't do this
deal for a penny under
385
00:16:28,176 --> 00:16:29,837
60 percent.
386
00:16:29,839 --> 00:16:33,162
_
387
00:16:34,504 --> 00:16:36,304
Drop your fucking guns!
388
00:16:36,306 --> 00:16:37,626
You drop your fucking guns!
389
00:16:41,753 --> 00:16:45,436
Don't read that. It's private.
390
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,677
Lou, tell these guys
391
00:16:46,679 --> 00:16:47,799
you can do it at 25 percent,
392
00:16:47,801 --> 00:16:48,880
you fucking asshole!
393
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,923
Yeah, tell them you were
joking, you silly fuck!
394
00:16:50,925 --> 00:16:52,404
Now I see what I did.
395
00:16:52,406 --> 00:16:53,726
My-my math was off.
396
00:16:53,728 --> 00:16:57,691
- I-I forgot to carry the "Juan"!
- _
397
00:16:57,693 --> 00:16:59,253
I may have overplayed my hand.
398
00:16:59,255 --> 00:17:01,255
- Oh, you think so, you idiot?
- _
399
00:17:01,257 --> 00:17:03,098
- What'd he say?
- Nothing, nothing!
400
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:04,459
- Just fucking focus.
- I knew it!
401
00:17:04,461 --> 00:17:05,661
You're fucking him?
402
00:17:05,663 --> 00:17:07,223
God damn it, Keith! How could you?
403
00:17:07,225 --> 00:17:08,785
Dave, it was after we stopped
404
00:17:08,787 --> 00:17:10,507
- but before we started again, okay?
- _
405
00:17:10,509 --> 00:17:11,829
Are you kidding me?
406
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,551
It's not the time for this right now!
407
00:17:13,553 --> 00:17:15,793
Drop your fucking guns! Last warning!
408
00:17:21,643 --> 00:17:24,885
Uncle Hugh! I'm missing all the rides.
409
00:17:24,887 --> 00:17:28,569
- Can we go already?
- I said not yet!
410
00:17:28,571 --> 00:17:30,572
Ow! I want to go home.
411
00:17:30,574 --> 00:17:32,217
I knew we were gonna
die in this fucking room.
412
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,576
Oh, come on! Let's just talk about this!
413
00:17:33,578 --> 00:17:37,340
- Please!
- Can I please tie my shoes one last time?
414
00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:15,482
Dude, come on.
415
00:19:15,484 --> 00:19:17,484
_
416
00:19:37,652 --> 00:19:40,694
Holy shit!
417
00:19:56,235 --> 00:19:59,798
Okay.
418
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:00,999
Go back, go back.
419
00:20:11,516 --> 00:20:14,516
_
420
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:17,133
_
421
00:20:33,882 --> 00:20:35,362
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
422
00:20:37,807 --> 00:20:40,208
Okay, yeah. Okay.
423
00:20:41,812 --> 00:20:43,412
No.
424
00:20:43,414 --> 00:20:44,814
No, no, no, no, no, no.
425
00:20:44,816 --> 00:20:47,137
No, no!
426
00:20:47,139 --> 00:20:48,939
What? What the fuck?
427
00:20:48,941 --> 00:20:50,767
- This is your plan?
- No, no.
428
00:20:50,769 --> 00:20:53,434
This is kind of like,
uh... like an audible.
429
00:20:53,436 --> 00:20:55,059
Yeah, my plan was to
hit that alarm button,
430
00:20:55,061 --> 00:20:56,468
and the cops were gonna
come flooding in there
431
00:20:56,470 --> 00:20:58,351
and take you guys all
down for money laundering.
432
00:20:58,353 --> 00:20:59,592
Figured that putting the cartel away
433
00:20:59,594 --> 00:21:00,874
would take care of
your problems with them
434
00:21:00,876 --> 00:21:02,219
and putting you away
435
00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:04,158
would take care of my problems
with you, but the whole thing
436
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,840
just kind of got away
from me a little bit.
437
00:21:05,842 --> 00:21:06,961
- No shit, yeah.
- Yeah.
438
00:21:06,963 --> 00:21:08,323
I mean, you know, Lou with the coke.
439
00:21:08,325 --> 00:21:09,645
- That was insane.
- Fucking knew it.
440
00:21:09,647 --> 00:21:11,087
You take the cash, you
go back to Wall Street,
441
00:21:11,089 --> 00:21:12,288
you build your stack...
442
00:21:12,290 --> 00:21:13,970
Take revenge on Dawn and Blair.
443
00:21:13,972 --> 00:21:18,055
No, this kind of gets me all
the revenge I need, Keith.
444
00:21:18,057 --> 00:21:19,657
Yeah, I'm out.
445
00:21:19,659 --> 00:21:21,379
I told you, man. I'm done.
446
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:24,744
Fucking tired. I'm going to Kokomo.
447
00:21:24,746 --> 00:21:26,265
You're gonna leave me here?
448
00:21:26,267 --> 00:21:27,931
After I fucking left
my entire life behind
449
00:21:27,933 --> 00:21:29,355
to make sure that we were okay?
450
00:21:29,357 --> 00:21:31,381
Your entire life? Are you crazy?
451
00:21:31,383 --> 00:21:33,527
You were about to jump off
a fucking building, Keith.
452
00:21:33,529 --> 00:21:35,832
Well, either way, I fucking
came down here to help you
453
00:21:35,834 --> 00:21:37,541
like I always do.
454
00:21:37,543 --> 00:21:39,762
'Cause I'm the only
friend you fucking have.
455
00:21:39,764 --> 00:21:42,005
Yeah, my only friend who's
the fucking only reason
456
00:21:42,007 --> 00:21:43,887
I'm in this fucking
mess in the first place.
457
00:21:43,889 --> 00:21:45,308
- You fucked me, Keith.
- Oh, fine.
458
00:21:45,310 --> 00:21:47,131
- You fucked me.
- I fucked you.
459
00:21:56,105 --> 00:21:58,185
We had some fun, though, didn't we?
460
00:21:58,187 --> 00:22:00,508
Yeah, we did.
461
00:22:00,510 --> 00:22:01,870
We were free.
462
00:22:01,872 --> 00:22:03,231
I loved the way you played that bass.
463
00:22:03,233 --> 00:22:04,994
Hey.
464
00:22:04,996 --> 00:22:06,636
And who knew you could skate so well?
465
00:22:06,638 --> 00:22:07,717
Hey, you know, I got talents.
466
00:22:07,719 --> 00:22:11,562
Yeah.
467
00:22:14,528 --> 00:22:16,151
That's my cue.
468
00:22:16,153 --> 00:22:17,649
Sorry it's got to be this way, Keith.
469
00:22:17,651 --> 00:22:19,155
No, no, no, no, it doesn't. It doesn't.
470
00:22:19,157 --> 00:22:20,620
'Cause you can let me the fuck out.
471
00:22:20,622 --> 00:22:22,650
Let me the fuck out, Mo. Come on, Mo.
472
00:22:22,652 --> 00:22:23,874
Come on, Mo. Come on.
473
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:25,459
Love you, K-man.
474
00:22:25,461 --> 00:22:28,823
Fuck you, Mo! Fuck you!
475
00:22:30,908 --> 00:22:32,588
Hey!
476
00:22:32,590 --> 00:22:33,950
Mo!
477
00:22:33,952 --> 00:22:35,712
Ah!
478
00:22:35,714 --> 00:22:36,913
Shit!
479
00:22:36,915 --> 00:22:38,716
Ow, fuck!
480
00:22:38,718 --> 00:22:42,110
- Why is everything fucking steel in here?
- _
481
00:22:42,112 --> 00:22:44,135
_
482
00:22:46,739 --> 00:22:48,739
_
483
00:22:54,596 --> 00:22:57,619
_
484
00:23:04,189 --> 00:23:05,389
I told him.
485
00:23:05,391 --> 00:23:06,791
The chocolate man's mine.
486
00:23:06,793 --> 00:23:08,304
Hey, muchacho.
487
00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:24,453
Go to a goddamn meeting, Lou.
488
00:23:24,455 --> 00:23:26,335
I'm cool.
489
00:23:36,522 --> 00:23:40,232
Holy shit.
490
00:23:40,234 --> 00:23:42,739
Yeah. Where the fuck were you?
491
00:23:47,403 --> 00:23:49,804
Obviously you're fired.
492
00:24:03,143 --> 00:24:05,528
Ugh... Ugh.
493
00:24:35,423 --> 00:24:37,464
Oh, Jesus. You scared
the shit out of me.
494
00:24:37,466 --> 00:24:39,026
Sorry.
495
00:24:39,028 --> 00:24:40,467
- Hey.
- Hey.
496
00:24:40,469 --> 00:24:42,390
Uh, you just, uh, getting
off work or something?
497
00:24:42,392 --> 00:24:43,471
Yeah, just got off.
498
00:24:43,473 --> 00:24:45,754
I had to do OT for this bank thing.
499
00:24:45,756 --> 00:24:47,116
- Oh.
- Did you hear about that?
500
00:24:47,118 --> 00:24:48,838
No, no, I didn't, uh... no.
501
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,216
Oh. Well, did you forget your keys?
502
00:24:51,218 --> 00:24:53,201
No, no, no, I was just
in the neighborhood,
503
00:24:53,203 --> 00:24:54,925
but now I got to... I got to take off.
504
00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:56,047
- Bummer, right?
- Oh, yeah.
505
00:24:56,049 --> 00:24:57,132
Yeah.
506
00:24:57,134 --> 00:24:59,437
You sure you don't want to
say... say hi to the boys?
507
00:24:59,439 --> 00:25:02,264
No, no, I would, but I got a...
508
00:25:02,266 --> 00:25:04,066
you know, I just got to
get to this gig, so...
509
00:25:06,917 --> 00:25:07,940
Okay, right.
510
00:25:07,942 --> 00:25:09,212
Well, I'll see you
later this week, then.
511
00:25:09,214 --> 00:25:10,637
Bobby's Little League thing.
512
00:25:10,639 --> 00:25:12,623
Yes, I would not miss that.
513
00:25:12,625 --> 00:25:14,556
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
514
00:25:14,558 --> 00:25:16,902
He's getting really good, isn't he?
515
00:25:16,904 --> 00:25:19,688
Yeah, he got a lot
better playing with you.
516
00:25:19,690 --> 00:25:22,996
Yeah.
517
00:25:22,998 --> 00:25:24,540
He used to just strike out,
518
00:25:24,542 --> 00:25:26,326
and now he strikes out,
519
00:25:26,328 --> 00:25:28,391
curses the ump's mama all to hell.
520
00:25:28,393 --> 00:25:30,096
So cute.
521
00:25:30,098 --> 00:25:33,483
My legacy.
522
00:25:33,485 --> 00:25:36,710
Yeah, I'm, uh...
523
00:25:36,712 --> 00:25:40,863
I'm really proud to have, you know...
524
00:25:40,865 --> 00:25:43,746
yeah.
525
00:25:43,748 --> 00:25:45,829
It's not on you.
526
00:25:45,831 --> 00:25:47,751
What?
527
00:25:47,753 --> 00:25:49,914
Charles, the Panthers,
528
00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:55,080
it's all on that undercover FBI bitch.
529
00:25:55,082 --> 00:25:56,963
No, I know that. I know.
530
00:25:56,965 --> 00:25:59,748
I just... why are we being all dramatic?
531
00:25:59,750 --> 00:26:02,134
I mean, I'm gonna see
you at the game, you know?
532
00:26:02,136 --> 00:26:06,443
Right, yeah.
533
00:26:06,445 --> 00:26:09,429
See you then.
534
00:26:09,431 --> 00:26:11,115
Yeah, I-I'll see you then.
535
00:26:30,647 --> 00:26:33,608
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536
00:28:01,285 --> 00:28:04,285
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