1 00:00:00,967 --> 00:00:02,627 ♪ singers harmonizing ♪ 2 00:00:02,717 --> 00:00:05,257 ♪ It's Showtime tonight ♪ 3 00:00:05,343 --> 00:00:06,633 [Blair] Previously on Black Monday... 4 00:00:06,717 --> 00:00:08,217 I'll take your shares of Georgina. 5 00:00:08,301 --> 00:00:09,261 [Mo] You want to fuck with me? 6 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:10,594 Yes. 7 00:00:10,675 --> 00:00:11,715 [Larry] Unless your last name is Georgina, 8 00:00:11,801 --> 00:00:13,551 anyone attempting a takeover gets burned. 9 00:00:13,634 --> 00:00:15,474 You are risking everything! 10 00:00:16,759 --> 00:00:18,049 ♪ tense music ♪ 11 00:00:18,134 --> 00:00:20,054 [watch ticking] 12 00:00:20,134 --> 00:00:22,264 ♪♪♪ 13 00:00:26,343 --> 00:00:27,973 ♪ jaunty synth music ♪ 14 00:00:28,051 --> 00:00:30,471 ♪♪♪ 15 00:00:30,550 --> 00:00:32,260 I don't care what anybody says, okay? 16 00:00:32,343 --> 00:00:34,683 Al Pacino's performance in Scarface was bad. 17 00:00:34,759 --> 00:00:37,259 And you mean "bad" in, like, a good, black way? 18 00:00:37,343 --> 00:00:39,303 Duh, I mean, the guy's a national treasure, right? 19 00:00:39,384 --> 00:00:41,434 He makes Paul Newman look like Paula Poundstone. 20 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:42,969 [both laugh] 21 00:00:43,051 --> 00:00:44,841 Hey, little known fact, Brandt--Hey. 22 00:00:44,926 --> 00:00:46,256 Al Pacino's not actually Cuban. 23 00:00:46,343 --> 00:00:48,013 So, when you do my story, 24 00:00:48,093 --> 00:00:49,633 you got to promise not to whitewash it, okay? 25 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:50,877 I don't want any light-skinned guys. 26 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:52,337 Give me, uh, like, Carl Weathers, 27 00:00:52,425 --> 00:00:54,425 uh, uh, Lou Gossett Jr., Bill Duke-- 28 00:00:54,509 --> 00:00:56,129 - you know, chocolate brothers. - Definitely, definitely. 29 00:00:56,218 --> 00:00:57,878 You know, the untitled Oliver Stone 30 00:00:57,967 --> 00:00:59,717 Wall Street project will be an authentic portrayal 31 00:00:59,801 --> 00:01:01,301 of a black man just trying 32 00:01:01,384 --> 00:01:02,554 to break into this white boys' club-- 33 00:01:02,634 --> 00:01:04,634 Whoa, whoa. "Break in"? No, no, no. 34 00:01:04,717 --> 00:01:06,177 A black man breaking into anything, 35 00:01:06,259 --> 00:01:07,299 that's a terrible look, okay? 36 00:01:07,384 --> 00:01:08,594 I mean, what's your tagline? 37 00:01:08,675 --> 00:01:10,215 "From the street to Wall Street"? 38 00:01:10,301 --> 00:01:12,221 Jimmy. 39 00:01:12,301 --> 00:01:14,591 - I'm joking. I'm in, Brandt. - [elevator bell dings] 40 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,425 So, while Nancy Reagan is telling everybody 41 00:01:16,509 --> 00:01:18,929 that AIDS is no big whoop, I went long on condoms 42 00:01:19,009 --> 00:01:21,429 because I knew that shit had legs. 43 00:01:21,509 --> 00:01:23,179 This business-- the good ones-- 44 00:01:23,259 --> 00:01:24,469 you stay on your toes, kid, okay? 45 00:01:24,550 --> 00:01:25,800 You got to anticipate shit. 46 00:01:25,884 --> 00:01:27,804 You got to be able to stay one step-- 47 00:01:27,884 --> 00:01:29,724 [Blair] So I got you all some gifts for my first day. 48 00:01:29,801 --> 00:01:32,221 Now, I kind of had to eyeball sizes, but if they don't fit, 49 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:33,931 no sweat, 'cause my-my fiancée's family 50 00:01:34,009 --> 00:01:35,589 kind of owns the company, so, uh... 51 00:01:35,675 --> 00:01:37,215 - It's pretty rad, huh? - [Dawn] Hey, Mo! 52 00:01:37,301 --> 00:01:38,591 You're never gonna believe this. 53 00:01:38,675 --> 00:01:40,045 Georgina Jeans... 54 00:01:40,134 --> 00:01:43,474 [indistinct chatter] 55 00:01:43,550 --> 00:01:45,180 ...takes three years off my ass. 56 00:01:45,259 --> 00:01:46,179 - Look at that. - [Blair laughs] 57 00:01:46,259 --> 00:01:49,009 ♪ funky synth music ♪ 58 00:01:49,093 --> 00:01:50,633 What a coincidence. 59 00:01:50,717 --> 00:01:52,087 It's not a coincidence, Hawaiian Punchy. 60 00:01:52,176 --> 00:01:53,756 [Mo] Dawn's right. 61 00:01:53,842 --> 00:01:55,262 I brilliantly orchestrated it... [laughs] 62 00:01:55,343 --> 00:01:56,803 ...so Blair got busted for blow 63 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:58,684 down on the stock exchange floor, 64 00:01:58,759 --> 00:01:59,799 so now his only fucking option is the Jammer Group. 65 00:01:59,884 --> 00:02:01,514 So, once he marries that Georgina chick 66 00:02:01,592 --> 00:02:03,932 and we get those shares, we also get cracker rich. 67 00:02:04,009 --> 00:02:06,429 So I think the word for that is "I'm a fucking genius"? 68 00:02:06,509 --> 00:02:07,259 - Is that what it is? - [laughing] 69 00:02:07,343 --> 00:02:09,093 [men talking excitedly] 70 00:02:09,176 --> 00:02:11,336 You're the walkin', talkin' Stephen Hawkin'. 71 00:02:11,425 --> 00:02:12,965 I been telling people that. 72 00:02:13,051 --> 00:02:14,131 [MO] Yeah, I'm pretty happy about 73 00:02:14,218 --> 00:02:15,178 how the whole thing worked out. 74 00:02:15,259 --> 00:02:16,679 All you have to do 75 00:02:16,759 --> 00:02:17,969 is fucking keep numb-nuts in the dark, okay, 76 00:02:18,051 --> 00:02:19,381 until he marries that chick, 77 00:02:19,467 --> 00:02:20,547 - and then we're gonna-- - Hi, there. 78 00:02:20,634 --> 00:02:23,804 Is there an orientation video or a packet? 79 00:02:23,884 --> 00:02:25,684 I just really need a computer to get the algorithm going. 80 00:02:25,759 --> 00:02:27,339 I was going over the numbers last night, 81 00:02:27,425 --> 00:02:29,425 and I realized what went wrong-- 82 00:02:29,509 --> 00:02:31,009 - Hey, hey, what went wrong is that you spent all night 83 00:02:31,093 --> 00:02:32,683 going over numbers, okay, 84 00:02:32,759 --> 00:02:34,429 when you can learn way more about trading 85 00:02:34,509 --> 00:02:35,839 from Raising Hell. 86 00:02:35,926 --> 00:02:37,876 [chuckles] The Run-D.M.C. album. 87 00:02:37,967 --> 00:02:40,087 Basically "It's Tricky." 88 00:02:40,176 --> 00:02:41,546 Brandt, if you didn't write that down... 89 00:02:41,634 --> 00:02:43,514 [laughing] I'm loving it. It's great. 90 00:02:43,592 --> 00:02:44,552 But maybe it could be the Talking Heads? 91 00:02:44,634 --> 00:02:45,514 W-we'll see. 92 00:02:45,592 --> 00:02:47,262 Speaking of talking heads, 93 00:02:47,343 --> 00:02:48,723 you think I could maybe get in for an interview here? 94 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:50,431 Yeah, great. Here, tell you what-- 95 00:02:50,509 --> 00:02:52,009 keep your fucking video game away from my money 96 00:02:52,093 --> 00:02:53,973 until you get some real-world experience, okay? 97 00:02:54,051 --> 00:02:56,881 Now, uh, boys, why don't you give Blair here a tour? 98 00:02:56,967 --> 00:02:59,007 - And you and I... - Okay, here we go. 99 00:02:59,093 --> 00:03:00,633 ...are gonna do our thing. 100 00:03:00,717 --> 00:03:02,427 Okay, y-you know what? Keep that on. 101 00:03:02,509 --> 00:03:04,129 And then after the tour, uh, we'll, y-you know-- 102 00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:05,508 - Yeah? - Yeah, meet 103 00:03:05,592 --> 00:03:06,342 - the supporting cast. - Okay. 104 00:03:06,425 --> 00:03:08,295 And then we'll, uh... 105 00:03:12,509 --> 00:03:14,299 - Pretty good plan, right? - [Dawn] "Plan"? 106 00:03:14,384 --> 00:03:15,764 It's more like a felony 107 00:03:15,842 --> 00:03:17,432 followed by a bunch of dumb luck. 108 00:03:17,509 --> 00:03:18,969 - Name one lucky-- - I can name a bunch! 109 00:03:19,051 --> 00:03:20,761 You didn't know Blair would storm back in here. 110 00:03:20,842 --> 00:03:22,132 You didn't know you'd bump into him after work, 111 00:03:22,218 --> 00:03:23,968 and you certainly didn't know 112 00:03:24,051 --> 00:03:25,551 that he'd be arrested instead of your black ass 113 00:03:25,634 --> 00:03:28,304 'cause... 'cause of your black ass. 114 00:03:28,384 --> 00:03:29,634 The kitchenette's over there. 115 00:03:29,717 --> 00:03:31,467 That's the window we throw stuff out of. 116 00:03:31,550 --> 00:03:33,680 - Oh. - And here's our menu binder... 117 00:03:33,759 --> 00:03:35,299 of prostitutes. 118 00:03:35,384 --> 00:03:37,264 - [men laugh] - We call 'em 'tutes. 119 00:03:37,343 --> 00:03:38,763 It makes it less sad. 120 00:03:38,842 --> 00:03:40,342 That's gonna be in the movie, right? 121 00:03:40,425 --> 00:03:42,295 - Uh, maybe, maybe. - [laughs] Nice. 122 00:03:42,384 --> 00:03:43,554 And, uh, over there is our powder room. 123 00:03:43,634 --> 00:03:44,474 Oh, fancy. 124 00:03:44,550 --> 00:03:46,130 Uh, we just call it that 125 00:03:46,218 --> 00:03:48,128 because that's where we do blow, so not shits, 126 00:03:48,218 --> 00:03:49,298 but you can bring as many 'tutes in there as you want. 127 00:03:49,384 --> 00:03:50,634 The best way to remember is, 128 00:03:50,717 --> 00:03:52,377 "Toots? Hmm. 129 00:03:52,467 --> 00:03:54,677 'Tutes? Hmm! 130 00:03:54,759 --> 00:03:56,549 Toots? Mm." 131 00:03:56,634 --> 00:03:58,054 That was fucking hilarious, Brandt. 132 00:03:58,134 --> 00:03:59,884 So that's three toots. Write that. 133 00:03:59,967 --> 00:04:02,627 Well, I-I-I-I don't do coke or, uh, 'tutes. 134 00:04:02,717 --> 00:04:04,377 I'm sorry, am I saying that right? 135 00:04:04,467 --> 00:04:06,337 I'm, uh--I'm engaged and also a good person. 136 00:04:06,425 --> 00:04:07,425 That didn't come out right. 137 00:04:07,509 --> 00:04:08,509 - Oh! - A thousand pardons! 138 00:04:08,592 --> 00:04:10,302 Can you pass the Grey Poupon? 139 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:11,724 [Yassir, sarcastically] He's getting married! 140 00:04:11,801 --> 00:04:13,261 - [men laughing] - Oh, guys, guys, come on. 141 00:04:13,343 --> 00:04:15,343 Calm down. Blair's our future, right? 142 00:04:15,425 --> 00:04:17,215 The kid should be showing us around. 143 00:04:17,301 --> 00:04:18,721 Like Mo said, all you lack 144 00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:20,181 is a little real-world experience, 145 00:04:20,259 --> 00:04:21,509 which is why I want you to fill this order 146 00:04:21,592 --> 00:04:23,382 with our broker, Fat Fred. 147 00:04:23,467 --> 00:04:24,797 Can't miss him. He's, like, "yo mama joke" fat. 148 00:04:24,884 --> 00:04:27,384 Um, well, uh, okay. Fill or kill. 149 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:28,337 - That's right. You see? - Yeah. 150 00:04:28,425 --> 00:04:29,835 This guy's already got it. 151 00:04:29,926 --> 00:04:31,376 Get out of here. Have a good time down there! 152 00:04:31,467 --> 00:04:33,427 - [chuckling] - Ugh. 153 00:04:33,509 --> 00:04:34,679 So what you don't know, Hollywood, 154 00:04:34,759 --> 00:04:36,589 is that pit is insane. 155 00:04:36,675 --> 00:04:38,085 Those brokers will yell out whatever you hand them. 156 00:04:38,176 --> 00:04:40,216 I wrote down "I'm fat" on that slip of paper, 157 00:04:40,301 --> 00:04:42,131 and when Fat Fred shouts that out to the floor, 158 00:04:42,218 --> 00:04:43,678 he is gonna smack 159 00:04:43,759 --> 00:04:45,379 - the handsome off that kid. - Oh, man. 160 00:04:45,467 --> 00:04:47,507 It's a classic Wall Street prank. 161 00:04:47,592 --> 00:04:49,842 And that, gentlemen, is how you get in the movie. 162 00:04:49,926 --> 00:04:51,676 - [Ronnie] Oh, nice. - [laughter] 163 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:52,799 Not to mention, the whole thing hinged 164 00:04:52,884 --> 00:04:54,764 on you bumping into Blair with the coke 165 00:04:54,842 --> 00:04:56,842 the guys surprised you with for your birthday, 166 00:04:56,926 --> 00:04:58,756 which also happened to be Blair's first day. 167 00:04:58,842 --> 00:05:00,682 Okay. [clears throat] First things first, 168 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,469 the security guard on the floor-- 169 00:05:02,550 --> 00:05:04,970 In my pocket, along with a backup bag of coke. 170 00:05:05,051 --> 00:05:06,841 And Chad's been tailing Blair for months, 171 00:05:06,926 --> 00:05:08,586 and there's only so many places white people go. 172 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:10,425 I could've bumped into this guy in an apple orchard 173 00:05:10,509 --> 00:05:12,009 or at a puppet show 174 00:05:12,093 --> 00:05:14,843 or at a place with a turkey sandwich to die for. 175 00:05:14,926 --> 00:05:16,546 ♪ bass-heavy beats ♪ 176 00:05:16,634 --> 00:05:17,554 [brokers shouting] 177 00:05:17,634 --> 00:05:19,634 ♪♪♪ 178 00:05:19,717 --> 00:05:21,177 Sold! Two and a quarter, sold! 179 00:05:21,259 --> 00:05:22,679 Excuse me. Sorry. 180 00:05:22,759 --> 00:05:24,589 Oop, pardon me. 181 00:05:24,675 --> 00:05:26,545 Whoops. Sorry. [chuckles] 182 00:05:26,634 --> 00:05:28,554 [shouts, grunting] 183 00:05:28,634 --> 00:05:29,804 [brokers shouting] 184 00:05:29,884 --> 00:05:32,844 Uh-oh. That's gonna leave a mark. 185 00:05:32,926 --> 00:05:35,626 [groans] Thank you. Oh. 186 00:05:35,717 --> 00:05:37,297 - It's you. - Hey. 187 00:05:37,384 --> 00:05:39,844 No hard feelings about yesterday, okay? 188 00:05:39,926 --> 00:05:42,376 I mean, in hindsight, would the Celtics have drafted Len Bias? 189 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:43,797 I don't know. 190 00:05:43,884 --> 00:05:45,634 It's for the best. Mo Monroe hired me. 191 00:05:45,717 --> 00:05:47,047 - [man] Two and a quarter! - Twist! 192 00:05:47,134 --> 00:05:49,264 Yeah, I'm down here filling my very first order. 193 00:05:49,343 --> 00:05:50,513 [brokers shouting] 194 00:05:50,592 --> 00:05:52,012 Let me do the honors. 195 00:05:52,093 --> 00:05:53,763 Oh, I-I-I'm supposed to fill it with, um-- 196 00:05:53,842 --> 00:05:56,302 with a broker named uh, uh, Fred, 197 00:05:56,384 --> 00:05:58,264 who's a bit...Rubenesque. 198 00:05:58,343 --> 00:05:59,843 - Fat Fred? - Yes, yes! 199 00:05:59,926 --> 00:06:01,216 Yeah, he's probably eating a lasagna 200 00:06:01,301 --> 00:06:02,681 on the shitter right now, all right? 201 00:06:02,759 --> 00:06:04,429 Look, I fill for Mo all the time. 202 00:06:04,509 --> 00:06:06,089 Consider it my apology to you. 203 00:06:06,176 --> 00:06:08,756 - Really? - All right! 204 00:06:08,842 --> 00:06:10,552 - Oh, my God! - Calm down, Cinderella. 205 00:06:10,634 --> 00:06:13,434 - Okay. - Kid popped his cherry! 206 00:06:13,509 --> 00:06:15,759 [brokers cheering] 207 00:06:15,842 --> 00:06:17,632 I get it. Haze the new guy. 208 00:06:17,717 --> 00:06:19,177 Just like a cappella camp. 209 00:06:19,259 --> 00:06:20,679 You call this hazing? 210 00:06:20,759 --> 00:06:21,799 Tell that to my frat brother Blake 211 00:06:21,884 --> 00:06:23,764 next time you're in Heaven. 212 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:26,092 Hey, Brian, I need you to suck my dick! 213 00:06:26,176 --> 00:06:28,336 On a horse. At a John Hughes movie. 214 00:06:28,425 --> 00:06:29,925 - In a John Hughes movie. - Okay, I get it. 215 00:06:30,009 --> 00:06:31,879 He's white, all right? So you got him here. 216 00:06:31,967 --> 00:06:33,927 Now what? How are you gonna get Blair to just give us 217 00:06:34,009 --> 00:06:36,589 his Georgina shares once he's married, Mo? 218 00:06:36,675 --> 00:06:39,675 I'm gonna form a father-son kind of--you know, like 219 00:06:39,759 --> 00:06:41,969 a reverse Diff'rent Strokes or Webster-- 220 00:06:42,051 --> 00:06:44,471 and then he's gonna want to join forces with me, okay? 221 00:06:44,550 --> 00:06:46,050 It's pretty fucking simple, all right? 222 00:06:46,134 --> 00:06:48,264 What if it doesn't work, huh? What? What then? 223 00:06:48,343 --> 00:06:51,093 We're stuck with 49% of a dog that we can't sell 224 00:06:51,176 --> 00:06:52,676 and crippling loans-- 225 00:06:52,759 --> 00:06:54,589 literally, because you borrowed money 226 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:56,505 from actual villains who will cripple us. 227 00:06:56,592 --> 00:06:57,802 I know what I'm doing! 228 00:06:57,884 --> 00:06:59,684 You're probably just too hopped up 229 00:06:59,759 --> 00:07:00,879 on Dexatrims and Lean Cuisine to fuckin' get it. 230 00:07:00,967 --> 00:07:02,087 Oh, God. You know what? 231 00:07:02,176 --> 00:07:03,586 I thought we stopped having sex 232 00:07:03,675 --> 00:07:05,125 when I dumped your ass, but somehow, 233 00:07:05,218 --> 00:07:06,968 you're still fucking me. 234 00:07:07,051 --> 00:07:09,721 Oh, that's what this is about? Your hurt feelings, Dawn? 235 00:07:09,801 --> 00:07:11,841 Because I broke up with you? Well, guess what. 236 00:07:11,926 --> 00:07:13,336 Go cry in a stall or something, okay? 237 00:07:13,425 --> 00:07:14,795 This is a place of business. 238 00:07:14,884 --> 00:07:17,014 And I am the goddamn head trader! 239 00:07:17,093 --> 00:07:18,843 Of my company. It ain't called the Dawn Group. 240 00:07:18,926 --> 00:07:20,256 And it ain't called the Mo Group. 241 00:07:20,343 --> 00:07:21,513 You named the place the Jammer Group, 242 00:07:21,592 --> 00:07:22,882 like it's a fucking record label, 243 00:07:22,967 --> 00:07:24,507 and nobody knows why! 244 00:07:24,592 --> 00:07:26,262 It doesn't matter why! This is my place. 245 00:07:26,343 --> 00:07:27,803 I can do whatever I want. I can name anything I want. 246 00:07:27,884 --> 00:07:30,724 Ah, watch this. This chair is now named Sam. 247 00:07:30,801 --> 00:07:32,511 Uh, the panther-- this is Karen. 248 00:07:32,592 --> 00:07:34,552 Your name is Tyrone. 249 00:07:34,634 --> 00:07:36,884 The door's name is Chris, and Chris would like to know, 250 00:07:36,967 --> 00:07:38,127 are you in, or are you out? 251 00:07:38,218 --> 00:07:39,758 I'm out! 252 00:07:39,842 --> 00:07:41,432 Where you going, Tyrone? 253 00:07:41,509 --> 00:07:43,719 Don't you fucking call me Tyrone again! 254 00:07:43,801 --> 00:07:46,931 Where you going, Tyrone? 255 00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:48,629 Do not slam Chris. 256 00:07:48,717 --> 00:07:51,127 - Don't slam fucking Chris! - [door slams] 257 00:07:51,218 --> 00:07:53,628 Come back here and apologize to Chris! 258 00:07:53,717 --> 00:07:55,547 [scoffs] PMS-- happens every day 259 00:07:55,634 --> 00:07:57,014 with this one, you know what I mean? 260 00:07:57,093 --> 00:07:58,723 Dawn, what are you doing? 261 00:07:58,801 --> 00:08:00,301 Nobody believes this fucking act, Dawn. 262 00:08:00,384 --> 00:08:01,594 Stop it. You're not gonna quit. 263 00:08:01,675 --> 00:08:04,215 [tearfully] Mo... 264 00:08:04,301 --> 00:08:05,971 [calmly] Fuck you. I quit. 265 00:08:06,051 --> 00:08:07,841 - Uh--you're fired! - [door slams] 266 00:08:07,926 --> 00:08:10,376 Shit. "Quit." Y-you heard me, right? 267 00:08:10,467 --> 00:08:12,717 I fired her before she quit. 268 00:08:14,009 --> 00:08:15,839 What the fuck happened to you? 269 00:08:15,926 --> 00:08:19,796 Ooh, shit, the pit ate you alive, son, Sarlacc style. 270 00:08:19,884 --> 00:08:22,184 - What'd you do, Keith? - I pulled the "I'm fat" prank. 271 00:08:22,259 --> 00:08:24,129 Didn't realize Fred would get so handsy, though. 272 00:08:24,218 --> 00:08:25,968 Oh, no, I couldn't find Fred, but don't worry. 273 00:08:26,051 --> 00:08:28,011 - I filled the order. - [both] What order? 274 00:08:28,093 --> 00:08:30,303 One M F.A.T.-- one million 275 00:08:30,425 --> 00:08:33,045 of Federal Allied Titanium, right? 276 00:08:33,134 --> 00:08:34,934 - [Mo] Wayne. Wayne! - [Wayne] Shit! 277 00:08:35,009 --> 00:08:36,629 We're in at four! 278 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:39,427 Oh, fuck, the kid bought a dog for four million! 279 00:08:39,509 --> 00:08:41,299 Four million? That... 280 00:08:42,884 --> 00:08:44,764 ...tickles. 281 00:08:44,842 --> 00:08:45,762 This guy can't even get pranked right. 282 00:08:45,842 --> 00:08:47,182 He's a fucking idiot. 283 00:08:47,259 --> 00:08:48,799 No, you're a fucking idiot, Keith. 284 00:08:48,884 --> 00:08:50,014 - And you're fired. - Oh, come on, boss. 285 00:08:50,093 --> 00:08:51,343 Oh, you want some of this, too, Ronnie? 286 00:08:51,425 --> 00:08:52,425 Guess what. You're fucking fired, too. 287 00:08:52,509 --> 00:08:54,339 Get your shit and get out. 288 00:08:54,425 --> 00:08:56,125 - But you were in my wedding. - [Mo] Right, Brandt? 289 00:08:56,218 --> 00:08:57,678 Ain't called "show friends." It's called "show business." 290 00:08:57,759 --> 00:08:59,179 Wait, we're not in show business. 291 00:08:59,259 --> 00:09:01,049 You're not in any business, Keith! 292 00:09:01,134 --> 00:09:03,054 Get the fuck out of here. 293 00:09:03,134 --> 00:09:05,764 Wayne, Yassir, dump that F.A.T. ASAP. 294 00:09:05,842 --> 00:09:07,222 Blair, face-fuck the wall. 295 00:09:07,301 --> 00:09:09,011 - On it. - [Mo] Hey, Brandt. 296 00:09:09,093 --> 00:09:11,683 Let's take this in the office. What do you say? 297 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:13,179 Anybody else embarrasses me 298 00:09:13,259 --> 00:09:14,629 in front of my fucking movieographer, 299 00:09:14,717 --> 00:09:16,377 you're gonna be living in Brooklyn. 300 00:09:16,467 --> 00:09:18,297 Fix this shit. 301 00:09:18,384 --> 00:09:19,684 [Yassir] Yeah, I've got quite the opportunity for you. 302 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:21,379 [Mo] Oh! What a morning. 303 00:09:21,467 --> 00:09:23,007 [door closes] 304 00:09:23,093 --> 00:09:26,053 [smooth music plays on speakers] 305 00:09:26,134 --> 00:09:31,014 ♪♪♪ 306 00:09:45,301 --> 00:09:46,801 Can I help you find something? 307 00:09:46,884 --> 00:09:48,514 Uh, no, thank you. I'm fine. 308 00:09:48,592 --> 00:09:49,762 Can I help you find something? 309 00:09:49,842 --> 00:09:52,802 Uh, no, thank you. I'm fine. 310 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:55,884 Ooh, Chanel Number Five. 311 00:09:55,967 --> 00:09:59,087 That's a lot better than Jean Naté, am I right? 312 00:09:59,176 --> 00:10:03,296 [laughs] But $250? 313 00:10:03,384 --> 00:10:04,884 That's just crazy, girlfriend! 314 00:10:07,967 --> 00:10:11,007 [indistinct chatter] 315 00:10:11,093 --> 00:10:12,303 [sighs] 316 00:10:13,967 --> 00:10:15,627 Could you help me find something? 317 00:10:15,717 --> 00:10:17,967 Motherfucker, really? 318 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,881 You see a name tag on my titty? 319 00:10:22,634 --> 00:10:24,094 I'm gonna find whoever the fuck did this 320 00:10:24,176 --> 00:10:25,586 and shove more titanium up their ass 321 00:10:25,675 --> 00:10:27,375 than RoboCop's boyfriend. 322 00:10:27,467 --> 00:10:28,677 Look, I'm sure this was just a misunderstanding, okay? 323 00:10:28,759 --> 00:10:30,799 There he is. 324 00:10:30,884 --> 00:10:32,934 Oh, uh, you know what? Let's deal with this upstairs. 325 00:10:33,009 --> 00:10:36,179 - Wait. What? Wait. What? - Keith! What's up, queef? 326 00:10:36,259 --> 00:10:38,129 - You guys know each other? - [laughs] Yeah! 327 00:10:38,218 --> 00:10:39,798 We used to share a desk 328 00:10:39,884 --> 00:10:41,804 till Keith quit 'cause he sucked. [laughs] 329 00:10:41,884 --> 00:10:43,554 [laughs stiffly] 330 00:10:43,634 --> 00:10:45,764 Anywho, turns out that Federal Allied Titanium order 331 00:10:45,842 --> 00:10:48,682 was a prank, so, uh, I'm gonna have to insist 332 00:10:48,759 --> 00:10:50,009 that you take the shares. 333 00:10:50,093 --> 00:10:51,383 - I-it's only right. - Done. 334 00:10:51,467 --> 00:10:54,127 - [laughs] - For your algorithm. 335 00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:55,878 You give me that, and I'll take all the shares 336 00:10:55,967 --> 00:10:58,297 at three-point-five. 337 00:10:58,384 --> 00:11:00,384 Ooh, F.A.T. is tankin'. 338 00:11:00,467 --> 00:11:02,547 Somebody must've shorted it 339 00:11:02,634 --> 00:11:05,884 when they found out you were have a million-share fire sale. 340 00:11:05,967 --> 00:11:07,587 But that's insider trading. 341 00:11:07,675 --> 00:11:10,005 Down here we just call it "trading." Is he for real? 342 00:11:10,093 --> 00:11:11,593 Just take the fucking shares, Tyler. 343 00:11:11,675 --> 00:11:12,875 - Come on. - Or what? 344 00:11:12,967 --> 00:11:15,177 There'll be hell "toupee"? 345 00:11:15,259 --> 00:11:16,759 Kid, give him the fucking algorithm. 346 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,302 - [Keith] Let's go. - I can't. I'm sorry. 347 00:11:18,384 --> 00:11:19,514 There's got to be another way to get your job back. 348 00:11:19,592 --> 00:11:21,092 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 349 00:11:21,176 --> 00:11:24,336 Keithleen got fired over this? [laughing] 350 00:11:24,425 --> 00:11:25,965 I didn't even know that this day could get 351 00:11:26,051 --> 00:11:27,591 any fucking better! 352 00:11:27,675 --> 00:11:30,255 God damn, this is cool, like a McDLT. 353 00:11:30,343 --> 00:11:32,263 [grunts] 354 00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:35,223 ♪ synth music ♪ 355 00:11:35,301 --> 00:11:36,761 [Yassir] I mean, you could call it 356 00:11:36,842 --> 00:11:38,512 a dog-shit stock, 357 00:11:38,592 --> 00:11:40,262 or I could call your wife, tell her all about that trip 358 00:11:40,343 --> 00:11:42,433 you and your nanny took to sunny Bora-bortion. 359 00:11:42,509 --> 00:11:44,259 - You remember that? - Three and an eighth? 360 00:11:44,343 --> 00:11:46,013 Come on, man, this isn't Let's Make a Deal. 361 00:11:46,093 --> 00:11:47,633 I'm not Monty Hall. We're not being filmed 362 00:11:47,717 --> 00:11:49,297 in front of a live studio audien-- 363 00:11:49,384 --> 00:11:51,184 No, no, I get that you get that. 364 00:11:51,259 --> 00:11:52,759 Maybe then you should've thought of that 365 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,222 before your adventures in babysitters! 366 00:11:54,301 --> 00:11:56,841 - We're down six figs. - How did this happen? 367 00:11:56,926 --> 00:12:00,046 Well, we were down five figs, and then we lost more figs. 368 00:12:00,134 --> 00:12:01,344 [Yassir] Word is out. The whole floor's short. 369 00:12:01,425 --> 00:12:03,125 We're gonna lose the entire four mil 370 00:12:03,218 --> 00:12:04,468 if we keep trying to unload it piece by piece. 371 00:12:04,550 --> 00:12:06,130 Look, our only hope is to dump it 372 00:12:06,218 --> 00:12:08,128 into one of our big clients' accounts all at once. 373 00:12:08,218 --> 00:12:11,378 But Dawn is the only one with accounts that big. 374 00:12:11,467 --> 00:12:13,627 Fuck! We're gonna have to tell Mo right now. 375 00:12:13,717 --> 00:12:15,127 But if we do it in front of Hollywood Square, 376 00:12:15,218 --> 00:12:16,628 our asses are grass. 377 00:12:16,717 --> 00:12:18,797 Check it out. 378 00:12:18,884 --> 00:12:21,634 ♪ tense synth music ♪ 379 00:12:21,717 --> 00:12:23,837 Let me tell you about the time I got into a bidding war 380 00:12:23,926 --> 00:12:26,376 with Emilio Estevez over a Basqui-yacht, 381 00:12:26,467 --> 00:12:28,677 which is a yacht entirely muralized 382 00:12:28,759 --> 00:12:30,429 by Jean-Michel. How about that? 383 00:12:30,509 --> 00:12:31,549 - [knock at door] - Emilio Estevez. 384 00:12:31,634 --> 00:12:32,684 That's a great idea for Blair. 385 00:12:32,759 --> 00:12:34,469 - Hey, boss! - What? 386 00:12:34,550 --> 00:12:36,800 Um, remember how you told us that everything you learned 387 00:12:36,884 --> 00:12:39,474 about trading, you learned from Run-D.M.C.? 388 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:43,050 Well, they just released a new cassingle, and let me tell you, 389 00:12:43,134 --> 00:12:44,634 I think it would be the perfect song 390 00:12:44,717 --> 00:12:46,217 for your movie soundtrack. 391 00:12:46,301 --> 00:12:47,761 Yassir, you are really fucking trying me. 392 00:12:47,842 --> 00:12:48,882 You got to hear it right now. 393 00:12:48,967 --> 00:12:52,127 [indistinct chatter] 394 00:12:53,425 --> 00:12:56,295 [telephones ringing] 395 00:12:57,926 --> 00:13:01,046 [snapping fingers] 396 00:13:04,926 --> 00:13:08,336 Oh, y-yeah, yeah, yeah. [stammering] That's fresh. 397 00:13:08,425 --> 00:13:10,045 - Can I hear it? - No, but tell you what-- 398 00:13:10,134 --> 00:13:11,724 why don't we take a little five to cool off? 399 00:13:11,801 --> 00:13:13,221 And we're gonna get right back in perfect harmony, 400 00:13:13,301 --> 00:13:14,931 like Ebony and Ivan Reitman. 401 00:13:15,009 --> 00:13:17,679 [door closes] 402 00:13:17,759 --> 00:13:21,679 [laughing] A million shares? 403 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:24,259 Classic! I quit my job an hour ago, 404 00:13:24,343 --> 00:13:25,803 and you already need me to get you out of some shit. 405 00:13:25,884 --> 00:13:28,134 No. "Need"? I did not say the N word. 406 00:13:28,218 --> 00:13:30,178 And by the way, I fired you. 407 00:13:30,259 --> 00:13:31,929 - I quit. I quit. No-- - Yeah, run it back, Dawn, I-- 408 00:13:32,009 --> 00:13:33,339 - Is there a problem here? - Can I help you find 409 00:13:33,425 --> 00:13:34,505 - something? - Yeah, there is a problem. 410 00:13:34,592 --> 00:13:36,182 This one always loses her shit, 411 00:13:36,259 --> 00:13:38,129 and then we make up in about a day. 412 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,338 But we don't have a day, Dawn, so here's what we're gonna do. 413 00:13:40,425 --> 00:13:41,335 Give me one of each of these skorts 414 00:13:41,425 --> 00:13:43,125 - in a size four. - Two. 415 00:13:43,218 --> 00:13:44,878 Then give me that whole wall of pumps in a six, 416 00:13:44,967 --> 00:13:46,297 and you still fuck with pantsuits, Dawn? 417 00:13:46,384 --> 00:13:47,934 - Yeah, I love them. - Basically everything 418 00:13:48,009 --> 00:13:49,219 in my field of vision so that we can get 419 00:13:49,301 --> 00:13:52,471 this wonderful woman back to work. 420 00:13:52,550 --> 00:13:54,550 - Bullshit. - Oh, no, no, no. 421 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,054 I insist. I insist. 422 00:13:57,134 --> 00:13:58,344 - [gasps] Okay. - Great. 423 00:13:58,425 --> 00:14:00,425 Consider it my apology. 424 00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:04,129 For what? 425 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,678 For--that you're mad, okay? 426 00:14:05,759 --> 00:14:07,339 I'm not mad. 427 00:14:07,425 --> 00:14:08,715 Tired. 428 00:14:08,801 --> 00:14:10,341 I'm tired of the roller coaster. 429 00:14:10,425 --> 00:14:11,925 Get the fuck out of here. 430 00:14:12,009 --> 00:14:13,799 You get off on that roller coaster... 431 00:14:13,884 --> 00:14:15,724 like that time we got off on that roller coaster. 432 00:14:15,801 --> 00:14:16,881 No, you got off on that roller coaster. 433 00:14:16,967 --> 00:14:18,757 I was just screaming 434 00:14:18,842 --> 00:14:20,552 'cause that guy in front of us got hit by the fucking bird. 435 00:14:20,634 --> 00:14:23,344 - Uh-huh, yeah, right. - You don't get it, Mo. 436 00:14:23,425 --> 00:14:24,795 Wall Street is not the roller coaster. 437 00:14:24,884 --> 00:14:27,344 You are, and I'm tired of hanging off the back. 438 00:14:27,425 --> 00:14:29,755 I didn't hate your Blair plan. 439 00:14:29,842 --> 00:14:32,132 I hated that you didn't tell me! 440 00:14:32,218 --> 00:14:34,758 Look, I can call my guy, Kurt Covington, right now 441 00:14:34,842 --> 00:14:37,262 and stash all that fat right in his family trust. 442 00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,183 - Yes. - All you got to do 443 00:14:39,259 --> 00:14:41,219 is give me the piece of the Jammer Group that I deserve. 444 00:14:41,301 --> 00:14:43,431 [scoffs] This shit again? 445 00:14:43,509 --> 00:14:44,719 Mo, make me your partner. 446 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,631 - [laughs] - Or I got to go. 447 00:14:46,717 --> 00:14:48,297 Where are you gonna go? Let me tell you something. 448 00:14:48,384 --> 00:14:50,724 All your white-boy private-school friends, 449 00:14:50,801 --> 00:14:52,011 they will summer with you. 450 00:14:52,093 --> 00:14:53,433 Yeah, they'll fuck you, 451 00:14:53,509 --> 00:14:55,179 but they are not gonna hire you. 452 00:14:55,259 --> 00:14:57,429 All I want is a piece of what we built-- 453 00:14:57,509 --> 00:15:00,339 for all the sacrifices, all--all the abuse, 454 00:15:00,425 --> 00:15:02,045 all the times I got called "Hot Coffee" 455 00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:04,134 or was told to get coffee 456 00:15:04,218 --> 00:15:05,928 or asked if I wanted cream in my coffee, 457 00:15:06,009 --> 00:15:07,719 which is fucking gross. 458 00:15:07,801 --> 00:15:10,181 - [sighs] - You need me, Mo. 459 00:15:10,259 --> 00:15:12,509 - Mm. - It's okay to say it. 460 00:15:14,259 --> 00:15:15,179 Say it. 461 00:15:17,842 --> 00:15:20,092 [scoffs] 462 00:15:20,176 --> 00:15:22,676 - [lighter clicks] - Say it. 463 00:15:22,759 --> 00:15:25,379 When have you ever seen me give anybody anything? 464 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,177 No, baby, it don't work like that. 465 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,929 You want something from Mo, 466 00:15:29,009 --> 00:15:31,799 you're gonna have to fucking take it. 467 00:15:31,884 --> 00:15:35,384 [indistinct chatter] 468 00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:37,337 Isn't it time for your dramatic exit? 469 00:15:37,425 --> 00:15:39,255 Yeah, it's a perfect exit line, and I should've gone, 470 00:15:39,343 --> 00:15:41,343 but the chick has my fucking Amex. 471 00:15:41,425 --> 00:15:45,215 [indistinct chatter] 472 00:15:45,301 --> 00:15:47,551 - Dawn. - [footsteps departing] 473 00:15:47,634 --> 00:15:51,014 So I'm gonna see you back at the office or what? 474 00:15:54,134 --> 00:15:56,724 So are you guys in a band or something? 475 00:16:02,926 --> 00:16:04,046 You're not gonna find it. 476 00:16:04,134 --> 00:16:06,094 Then just give it to me, okay? 477 00:16:06,176 --> 00:16:07,296 What, you think this is why you were hired? 478 00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:08,634 'Cause of your algorithm? 479 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:10,547 It doesn't even fucking work, okay? 480 00:16:10,634 --> 00:16:12,134 You lost everything faster than my bubbe on Kristallnacht. 481 00:16:12,218 --> 00:16:13,338 Yeah, that's the point. 482 00:16:13,425 --> 00:16:15,045 You saw what it lost in an hour. 483 00:16:15,134 --> 00:16:16,264 I-I'm working on it, 484 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,223 but if I give Ty that version, 485 00:16:18,301 --> 00:16:19,631 it could crash their whole infrastructure. 486 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,507 - So? - "So"? 487 00:16:21,592 --> 00:16:23,262 That's unethical. 488 00:16:23,343 --> 00:16:25,303 But I guess the guy making Holocaust jokes 489 00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:26,344 maybe wouldn't understand that. 490 00:16:26,425 --> 00:16:27,755 Congratulations on your ethics, 491 00:16:27,842 --> 00:16:30,592 'cause you just Holo-cost me my job. 492 00:16:32,134 --> 00:16:36,724 I'm sorry, okay? I really am. 493 00:16:36,801 --> 00:16:38,881 Do you want to know why I really quit my job? 494 00:16:38,967 --> 00:16:40,967 'Cause Ty found out that I cheated on my wife, 495 00:16:41,051 --> 00:16:42,801 and he blackmailed me. 496 00:16:42,884 --> 00:16:44,554 Now, before you judge me, marriage is a marathon. 497 00:16:44,634 --> 00:16:46,304 You'll see, all right? 498 00:16:46,384 --> 00:16:47,804 Shera and I were going through a rough patch, 499 00:16:47,884 --> 00:16:49,844 and I met this chick-- she was a total fox-- 500 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,506 Justine Bateman body, Jason Bateman personality. 501 00:16:52,592 --> 00:16:55,382 But it was the biggest mistake of my life. 502 00:16:55,467 --> 00:16:56,837 Family Ties in more ways than one. 503 00:16:56,926 --> 00:16:59,676 - [chuckles] - Really, guy? 504 00:16:59,759 --> 00:17:01,299 That's your fucking closer after blowing up my life? 505 00:17:01,384 --> 00:17:03,384 Thank you. Thank you. 506 00:17:06,384 --> 00:17:07,474 Uh-- 507 00:17:10,801 --> 00:17:13,261 [sighs] 508 00:17:13,343 --> 00:17:15,433 - Where are you going? - Home. 509 00:17:15,509 --> 00:17:17,429 You know, the bullshit's better in LA. 510 00:17:17,509 --> 00:17:19,129 - Maybe it's the water. - [scoffs] 511 00:17:19,218 --> 00:17:20,878 Okay, but you're gonna miss a master of the universe 512 00:17:20,967 --> 00:17:22,677 working his magic. 513 00:17:22,759 --> 00:17:25,009 Yep, that pretty much sums up my whole trip. 514 00:17:25,093 --> 00:17:27,013 - [knocks] Hey! [laughs] - There he is. 515 00:17:27,093 --> 00:17:29,303 Kurt, you flirt. Get in here, my man. 516 00:17:29,384 --> 00:17:30,764 - How's the jizz biz, kid? - Well-- 517 00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,262 Hey, you got carpal tunnel yet 518 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:33,554 from jerking off all those horses? 519 00:17:33,634 --> 00:17:35,304 Well, it's called stud farming, and, you know, 520 00:17:35,384 --> 00:17:36,764 I don't--I don't personally masturbate the horses. 521 00:17:36,842 --> 00:17:38,342 Ah! Tell it to the judge. 522 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,125 Hey, Kurt Covington, meet Brandt. 523 00:17:40,218 --> 00:17:41,758 Brandt is writing a movie about my life. 524 00:17:41,842 --> 00:17:43,302 - No big whoop. - Wow. 525 00:17:43,384 --> 00:17:44,134 Uh, we're still in early development. 526 00:17:44,218 --> 00:17:45,378 It's gonna get done. 527 00:17:45,467 --> 00:17:46,927 You know, I was pretty surprised 528 00:17:47,009 --> 00:17:48,509 to get a little audience with the king here. 529 00:17:48,592 --> 00:17:50,762 Usually Dawn handles all my-- 530 00:17:50,842 --> 00:17:51,932 Yeah, I don't usually meet with clients anymore, 531 00:17:52,009 --> 00:17:53,509 but I got to tell you Kurt, 532 00:17:53,592 --> 00:17:54,632 when this titanium deal crossed my desk, 533 00:17:54,717 --> 00:17:56,427 you crossed my mind. 534 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:57,929 But with the volatility of the dollar, 535 00:17:58,009 --> 00:17:59,879 we need to get into this thing-- 536 00:17:59,967 --> 00:18:01,587 Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Come on, Mo, I'm in, all right? 537 00:18:01,675 --> 00:18:03,255 [laughs] As long as Dawn says it's okay. 538 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,183 She's been my financial adviser 539 00:18:05,259 --> 00:18:07,049 since I almost lost my lunch money to a claw machine 540 00:18:07,134 --> 00:18:08,184 back in, like, the fifth grade. 541 00:18:08,259 --> 00:18:10,429 [both laugh] 542 00:18:10,509 --> 00:18:12,129 You didn't just say a claw machine, did you? 543 00:18:12,218 --> 00:18:13,048 - [laughing] Yeah. - God. 544 00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,554 Brandt, write this down. 545 00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:16,014 [laughs] Okay, you know what? 546 00:18:16,093 --> 00:18:17,553 Let's give Dawn a call right now. 547 00:18:17,634 --> 00:18:19,804 Okay. 548 00:18:19,884 --> 00:18:22,434 [clears throat] 549 00:18:22,509 --> 00:18:24,219 Hey, Dawny. Yeah, it's Mo. 550 00:18:24,301 --> 00:18:26,221 Uh, listen, I got Kurt in the office he--Want to say hi? 551 00:18:26,301 --> 00:18:28,011 - Hey. Hey, Dawn. - Hey, Dawn, that's Kurt. 552 00:18:28,093 --> 00:18:29,763 So, yeah, we're looking at this titanium deal, 553 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,302 which I know that you love for him. 554 00:18:31,384 --> 00:18:32,934 I mean, hell, it was your idea. 555 00:18:33,009 --> 00:18:35,429 So, uh, that bell is, uh, gonna ring anytime now. 556 00:18:35,509 --> 00:18:38,219 Yeah? Close this up? 557 00:18:38,301 --> 00:18:41,471 ...is what I expect you to say when you get this message. 558 00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:43,430 - Obviously leaving a message. - Oh. 559 00:18:43,509 --> 00:18:44,879 Oh, that was-- oh, me, okay. 560 00:18:44,967 --> 00:18:46,337 You started without me, I see. 561 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:47,965 We're actually almost done. 562 00:18:48,051 --> 00:18:49,301 We just need you to break out that old rubber stamp. 563 00:18:49,384 --> 00:18:51,094 [Dawn] Ah, I wish. 564 00:18:51,176 --> 00:18:52,586 [chuckles] I was late because I was chained to my desk 565 00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:54,215 running the numbers, and, uh, Mo, you know, 566 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,551 as your trusted employee, 567 00:18:56,634 --> 00:18:59,224 sadly, I-I do not recommend. 568 00:18:59,301 --> 00:19:01,221 Ah, well, that's life in the big city, right? 569 00:19:01,301 --> 00:19:02,551 - Yeah. - Hey, you know what? 570 00:19:02,634 --> 00:19:05,434 Let's t-take a second. Just, um... 571 00:19:05,509 --> 00:19:07,799 I got an idea-- why don't we step outside, 572 00:19:07,884 --> 00:19:09,344 run these numbers again, 573 00:19:09,425 --> 00:19:10,675 make sure that our deal doesn't work? 574 00:19:10,759 --> 00:19:12,259 I'm sorry, what'd you say Mo? 575 00:19:12,343 --> 00:19:13,473 What'd you say, baby? 576 00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:15,010 Run the numbers again, 577 00:19:15,093 --> 00:19:16,553 make sure that our deal doesn't work. 578 00:19:16,634 --> 00:19:18,014 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, yeah. 579 00:19:18,093 --> 00:19:20,093 Let's do that. 580 00:19:20,176 --> 00:19:22,586 Thirty percent, name on the door, valet spot. 581 00:19:22,675 --> 00:19:25,005 Zero percent, your name on a tag 582 00:19:25,093 --> 00:19:26,633 that you wear on a uniform 583 00:19:26,717 --> 00:19:29,547 when you are valet parking my car in hell. 584 00:19:29,634 --> 00:19:31,054 - Okay. - Okay, wait-- 585 00:19:31,134 --> 00:19:32,974 [mumbling] 586 00:19:33,051 --> 00:19:34,511 I'll double your bonus, Dawn, 587 00:19:34,592 --> 00:19:35,552 but don't get fucking greedy on me. 588 00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:36,844 Don't talk to me about greed. 589 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,876 Greed is--good Lord! 590 00:19:38,967 --> 00:19:42,217 Are you trying to hide behind a lamp? 591 00:19:42,301 --> 00:19:43,431 - No-- - Really? 592 00:19:43,509 --> 00:19:44,679 Uh, can you just keep going? 593 00:19:44,759 --> 00:19:47,179 This is exactly the shit I need. 594 00:19:47,259 --> 00:19:49,799 And this is exactly the shit that I don't need ever again! 595 00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:52,804 Okay, hold it, Dawn. Hold it. 596 00:19:52,884 --> 00:19:56,474 Five percent, no name, parking spot, but on G4-- 597 00:19:56,550 --> 00:19:58,430 you know, the one that smells like post-game Detlef Schrempf. 598 00:19:58,509 --> 00:19:59,759 - Twenty-five percent... - [scoffs] 599 00:19:59,842 --> 00:20:01,972 ...name, slightly smaller font, G2. 600 00:20:02,051 --> 00:20:03,261 And what's a Detlef Schrempf? 601 00:20:03,343 --> 00:20:05,223 Oh, you know what? 602 00:20:05,301 --> 00:20:08,091 Excuse me, Dawn. No deal. 603 00:20:08,176 --> 00:20:10,216 - Kurt. - Kurt. 604 00:20:10,301 --> 00:20:12,091 Unfortunately, you know, we were talking, 605 00:20:12,176 --> 00:20:14,296 and we don't think the F.A.T. is right for your portfolio. 606 00:20:14,384 --> 00:20:16,264 - Dawn's right. - I am? 607 00:20:16,343 --> 00:20:18,013 - I am. - Yeah. 608 00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,633 Y-y-you're the best analyst on the street, 609 00:20:19,717 --> 00:20:21,047 and if you say you've been chained to your desk 610 00:20:21,134 --> 00:20:22,724 working every angle, then I trust you. 611 00:20:22,801 --> 00:20:24,341 Ah, workaholic. 612 00:20:24,425 --> 00:20:25,625 I didn't even take lunch. I'm starving. 613 00:20:25,717 --> 00:20:27,337 [laughter] 614 00:20:27,425 --> 00:20:28,085 - [knock at door] - Come in. 615 00:20:28,176 --> 00:20:29,586 [door opens] 616 00:20:29,675 --> 00:20:31,715 Quite a shopping spree today, ma'am. 617 00:20:31,801 --> 00:20:34,931 So we wanted to hand-deliver these personally. 618 00:20:35,009 --> 00:20:38,089 Huh. Wait a minute, you bought all that stuff today? 619 00:20:38,176 --> 00:20:40,086 - Well, uh-- - I'm so confused. 620 00:20:40,176 --> 00:20:42,126 I mean, if you were out there shopping, 621 00:20:42,218 --> 00:20:44,048 when did you have time to crunch those numbers? 622 00:20:44,134 --> 00:20:45,934 The fundamentals must have improved 623 00:20:46,009 --> 00:20:48,009 when you were out there buying skorts and pantsuits 624 00:20:48,093 --> 00:20:49,883 - or whatever the fuck that is. - Nah, no, no, no, no, no, no-- 625 00:20:49,967 --> 00:20:51,467 What do you say, Kurt? Let's do this thing. 626 00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:52,680 15 minutes to close, buddy. 627 00:20:52,759 --> 00:20:54,089 You know, in my business, 628 00:20:54,176 --> 00:20:57,126 this is what we call a sticky situation. 629 00:20:57,218 --> 00:21:00,878 All right, 15 percent, name on the letterhead, G3 or below. 630 00:21:00,967 --> 00:21:02,797 Ten percent, no name, 631 00:21:02,884 --> 00:21:04,974 G-O fuck yourself. 632 00:21:06,259 --> 00:21:08,379 - [car horns honking] - Ty, don't you remember 633 00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:12,007 when you used to be me-- uncorrupted? 634 00:21:12,093 --> 00:21:13,723 It's not too late for you to-- 635 00:21:13,801 --> 00:21:17,551 to change and make the new you me, 636 00:21:17,634 --> 00:21:19,554 which--which is really the old you. 637 00:21:19,634 --> 00:21:21,554 So, in a way, you're not changing 638 00:21:21,634 --> 00:21:23,304 by changing back into who we are. 639 00:21:23,384 --> 00:21:25,094 [brokers shouting] 640 00:21:25,176 --> 00:21:29,006 Just take the shares, Ty. Do the right thing. 641 00:21:29,093 --> 00:21:30,723 [shouting continues] 642 00:21:30,801 --> 00:21:35,301 [laughing hysterically] 643 00:21:35,384 --> 00:21:37,554 Oh! [laughs] 644 00:21:37,634 --> 00:21:41,474 Let me "do the right thing." [laughs] 645 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:45,470 You cost a man his job today for the second time. 646 00:21:45,550 --> 00:21:47,680 Oh, he told you about that, huh? 647 00:21:47,759 --> 00:21:49,719 Yeah, yeah. How do you sleep at night? 648 00:21:49,801 --> 00:21:51,881 It actually is difficult, because, you see, 649 00:21:51,967 --> 00:21:53,757 every time I close my eyes, 650 00:21:53,842 --> 00:21:56,092 I see Keith in the supply closet 651 00:21:56,176 --> 00:21:59,126 chowing down on the Sparkletts delivery guy. 652 00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:01,548 Told you--Keith quit 'cause he sucked. 653 00:22:01,634 --> 00:22:04,434 Are you saying that Keith is a...homo? 654 00:22:04,509 --> 00:22:06,679 Oh, I thought he told you about the affair. 655 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:09,219 Whoopsie, did I let the cat out of the fag bag? 656 00:22:09,301 --> 00:22:11,551 Who cares? Fucking fairies, right? 657 00:22:11,634 --> 00:22:14,384 [shouting continues] 658 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,377 Up top, Care Blair. 659 00:22:16,467 --> 00:22:18,427 [shouting continues] 660 00:22:18,509 --> 00:22:20,129 [laughs] 661 00:22:20,218 --> 00:22:21,968 You know what? 662 00:22:22,051 --> 00:22:25,181 Here's your algorithm. You deserve it, Ty. 663 00:22:25,259 --> 00:22:27,299 [chuckles] 664 00:22:27,384 --> 00:22:30,224 Pleasure doing business with you, Retardo Montalban. 665 00:22:30,301 --> 00:22:31,221 [smooches] 666 00:22:31,301 --> 00:22:33,931 [humming happily] 667 00:22:34,009 --> 00:22:36,009 Look, even if I would go 15 percent--which I won't-- 668 00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:37,683 how are we gonna get him to take the deal now? 669 00:22:37,759 --> 00:22:39,009 We both look like fucking idiots. 670 00:22:39,093 --> 00:22:40,433 You can do what I always do. 671 00:22:40,509 --> 00:22:41,929 Kurt-- he didn't come from money. 672 00:22:42,009 --> 00:22:43,879 He married it, so when I need him to buy something, 673 00:22:43,967 --> 00:22:46,127 I just suggest that we call his wife, Sandra, 674 00:22:46,218 --> 00:22:47,428 and we see what she thinks. 675 00:22:47,509 --> 00:22:49,549 Of course he refuses. 676 00:22:49,634 --> 00:22:51,764 God forbid it ever looks like you guys need a woman's help. 677 00:22:51,842 --> 00:22:54,302 Come on, Mo, just give me my 15 percent, 678 00:22:54,384 --> 00:22:56,014 and I can go in there, and I can close this. 679 00:22:56,093 --> 00:22:57,973 Nah, but thanks for the tip. 680 00:22:59,218 --> 00:23:01,628 Watch this. 681 00:23:01,717 --> 00:23:03,257 Kurt. [sighs] 682 00:23:03,343 --> 00:23:04,763 Sorry, we just can't seem to get on the same page. 683 00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:06,512 Here's what I think we need to do. 684 00:23:06,592 --> 00:23:08,342 - [door closes] - Let's give Sandra a call. 685 00:23:08,425 --> 00:23:09,505 Right? I mean, she's gonna have to sign off 686 00:23:09,592 --> 00:23:11,222 on this deal anyway, 687 00:23:11,301 --> 00:23:13,131 and I think she's really gonna be fired up about it. 688 00:23:13,218 --> 00:23:14,628 And if I know old Sandy, she's still gonna be fired up 689 00:23:14,717 --> 00:23:16,047 by the time you get home, if you know what I mean. 690 00:23:16,134 --> 00:23:17,474 My wife is dead. 691 00:23:24,759 --> 00:23:27,799 - [telephone rings] - [quietly] I'm gonna get that. 692 00:23:27,884 --> 00:23:29,724 [telephone receiver clatters] 693 00:23:29,801 --> 00:23:31,261 - Yeah? - [Blair] I did it. 694 00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:32,883 I got Morgan to buy those F.A.T. shares. 695 00:23:32,967 --> 00:23:34,677 - No shit. - [Blair] Well, actually, 696 00:23:34,759 --> 00:23:38,469 Keith and I got MoStan to buy the F.A.T. shares. 697 00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:40,590 And I got a ton of that real-world experience 698 00:23:40,675 --> 00:23:42,085 you were talking about. 699 00:23:42,176 --> 00:23:43,966 It is tricky. 700 00:23:44,051 --> 00:23:47,761 - Right, Mo? - [chuckles] 701 00:23:47,842 --> 00:23:49,722 - Mo? - [telephone receiver clatters] 702 00:23:50,967 --> 00:23:54,677 Hey, so, um, where were we? 703 00:23:54,759 --> 00:23:55,719 Uh, you were just intimating 704 00:23:55,801 --> 00:23:57,841 that I should make love to my wife, 705 00:23:57,926 --> 00:24:00,126 who exploded three years ago. 706 00:24:00,218 --> 00:24:02,428 - Dawn, what am I doing here? - Mo, what are we doing here? 707 00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:04,179 Six minutes to the close. 708 00:24:04,259 --> 00:24:06,339 If we're not gonna do this deal, I got to go. 709 00:24:06,425 --> 00:24:07,715 [Mo] For real? 710 00:24:11,093 --> 00:24:13,053 For real. 711 00:24:18,884 --> 00:24:20,724 Listen, Kurt, my condolences, okay? 712 00:24:20,801 --> 00:24:24,261 [Mo] I am not a people person. In fact, I hate them. 713 00:24:24,343 --> 00:24:26,473 But numbers... 714 00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:28,680 I hate them shits, too. 715 00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:31,299 But do you know who's really good at both? 716 00:24:31,384 --> 00:24:34,844 My partner Dawn. 717 00:24:34,926 --> 00:24:38,126 Why else do you think she's got 15 percent of my company? 718 00:24:38,218 --> 00:24:41,178 ♪ dramatic music ♪ 719 00:24:41,259 --> 00:24:45,549 ♪♪♪ 720 00:24:45,634 --> 00:24:47,594 Whatever you two decide. 721 00:24:47,675 --> 00:24:52,295 ♪♪♪ 722 00:24:52,384 --> 00:24:55,514 [sighs] Ah... 723 00:24:55,592 --> 00:24:58,132 yep. 724 00:24:58,218 --> 00:25:01,468 [chuckles breathlessly] Kurt, let's, uh-- 725 00:25:01,550 --> 00:25:03,550 - let's do this thing, okay? - Okay. 726 00:25:03,634 --> 00:25:06,184 ♪♪♪ 727 00:25:06,259 --> 00:25:08,339 [sirens wailing in the distance] 728 00:25:08,425 --> 00:25:10,215 [footsteps approaching] 729 00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:12,681 [laughs] 730 00:25:12,759 --> 00:25:13,839 Voilà. 731 00:25:13,926 --> 00:25:16,676 So I guess you do need me. 732 00:25:16,759 --> 00:25:19,339 Nah. Guys made a mess. 733 00:25:19,425 --> 00:25:21,585 You had a mop. That's it. 734 00:25:21,675 --> 00:25:24,255 Dumb luck. And I'll tell you something-- 735 00:25:24,343 --> 00:25:26,263 you fucked up, Dawn, 'cause I would've gone to 20. 736 00:25:26,343 --> 00:25:28,513 Yeah? 737 00:25:28,592 --> 00:25:31,132 You fucked up, 'cause I'd have took ten. 738 00:25:33,259 --> 00:25:35,589 [footsteps departing] 739 00:25:35,675 --> 00:25:37,335 [car horn honks in the distance] 740 00:25:37,425 --> 00:25:39,795 [sighs] Well, that didn't end how I expected. 741 00:25:39,884 --> 00:25:41,974 - Yeah. - [laughs] I guess, uh, 742 00:25:42,051 --> 00:25:44,341 Dawn's pretty good at being one step ahead herself. 743 00:25:44,425 --> 00:25:46,835 Eh, not exactly. 744 00:25:46,926 --> 00:25:49,336 Anyway, what do you think? We got a movie here or what? 745 00:25:49,425 --> 00:25:51,045 - Yes! I love it. - Great. 746 00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:52,974 I mean, it's just like I said, you know? 747 00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:55,431 It's the story of this black underdog 748 00:25:55,509 --> 00:25:57,969 just trying to break into that boys' club. 749 00:25:58,051 --> 00:26:00,091 It's gonna be one hell of a movie about Wall Street. 750 00:26:00,176 --> 00:26:01,466 - You're goddamn right it is. - Yeah, yeah. 751 00:26:01,550 --> 00:26:04,590 Just not for me and Oliver. 752 00:26:04,675 --> 00:26:06,125 - What? - We're not gonna do it. 753 00:26:06,218 --> 00:26:07,838 But I-I'll--I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 754 00:26:07,926 --> 00:26:09,506 I'm gonna take all those notes I was taking, 755 00:26:09,592 --> 00:26:11,432 hand them over to my buddy Mike Nichols, 756 00:26:11,509 --> 00:26:13,179 'cause he's also doing a movie about Wall Street. 757 00:26:13,259 --> 00:26:14,629 Oh! 758 00:26:14,717 --> 00:26:16,337 Yeah, it's called Working Girl. 759 00:26:16,425 --> 00:26:18,215 Don't worry-- I'm gonna make him promise me 760 00:26:18,301 --> 00:26:19,681 that he's not gonna whitewash Dawn's story either, okay? 761 00:26:19,759 --> 00:26:21,299 Dawn's story? [stammers] 762 00:26:21,384 --> 00:26:23,094 You're seeing this whole fucking thing wrong, okay? 763 00:26:23,176 --> 00:26:25,506 She didn't win. I won. 764 00:26:25,592 --> 00:26:28,132 The guys got rid of the shares. I didn't have to give her shit. 765 00:26:28,218 --> 00:26:30,508 I just did that... you know, 'cause... 766 00:26:30,592 --> 00:26:32,382 What, 'cause you actually need her, 767 00:26:32,467 --> 00:26:33,967 but you can't admit it? 768 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:36,011 Okay. 769 00:26:36,093 --> 00:26:37,763 But isn't that the kind of fucking tortured-hero shit 770 00:26:37,842 --> 00:26:39,632 that you guys jack off to? 771 00:26:39,717 --> 00:26:41,377 No. 772 00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:44,467 No, that's just, uh... 773 00:26:44,550 --> 00:26:47,470 [inhales deeply] ...sad. 774 00:26:49,134 --> 00:26:51,474 ♪ We're coming to the edge ♪ 775 00:26:51,550 --> 00:26:54,340 ♪ Running on the water... ♪ 776 00:26:54,425 --> 00:26:55,835 Hey, Brandt? 777 00:26:55,926 --> 00:26:57,756 Fuck off! 778 00:26:57,842 --> 00:27:00,012 ♪ Carly Simon's "Let the River Run" ♪ 779 00:27:00,093 --> 00:27:04,933 ♪ Let the river run ♪ 780 00:27:05,009 --> 00:27:08,629 ♪ Let all the dreamers ♪ 781 00:27:08,717 --> 00:27:12,507 ♪ Wake the nation ♪ 782 00:27:12,592 --> 00:27:15,302 ♪ Come ♪ 783 00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:20,344 ♪ The New Jerusalem ♪ 784 00:27:20,425 --> 00:27:22,335 ♪ uplifting music ♪ 785 00:27:22,425 --> 00:27:24,795 ♪♪♪ 786 00:27:24,884 --> 00:27:28,724 ♪ Silver cities rise ♪ 787 00:27:28,801 --> 00:27:31,971 ♪ The morning lights ♪ 788 00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:34,971 ♪ The streets that meet them ♪ 789 00:27:35,051 --> 00:27:38,931 ♪ And sirens call them on ♪ 790 00:27:39,009 --> 00:27:40,179 ♪ With-- ♪ 791 00:27:40,259 --> 00:27:42,549 [cheers and applause on TV] 792 00:27:42,634 --> 00:27:43,974 [Reagan] And I promise, I'll get to that 793 00:27:44,051 --> 00:27:46,591 in just a few moments. 794 00:27:46,675 --> 00:27:48,675 And believe me, as a farmer, I intend... 795 00:27:48,759 --> 00:27:51,009 ♪ With a song ♪ 796 00:27:51,093 --> 00:27:53,473 [Reagan] Hay down here where the goats can get at it. 797 00:27:53,550 --> 00:27:54,880 [chuckles] 798 00:27:54,967 --> 00:27:59,257 ♪ It's asking for the taking ♪ 799 00:27:59,343 --> 00:28:02,593 ♪ Trembling, shaking... ♪ 800 00:28:02,675 --> 00:28:05,545 - Hello, Doctor. - Hello, nurse. 801 00:28:05,634 --> 00:28:06,844 [laughs] 802 00:28:06,926 --> 00:28:09,546 ♪ My heart is aching ♪ 803 00:28:09,634 --> 00:28:12,554 ♪ We're coming to the edge, running on the water ♪ 804 00:28:12,634 --> 00:28:14,634 ♪ Coming through the fog, your sons and-- ♪ 805 00:28:14,717 --> 00:28:16,217 - [tape whirs] - [Yassir] Hey, boss. 806 00:28:16,301 --> 00:28:17,431 Didn't want to hit you with this 807 00:28:17,509 --> 00:28:19,259 in front of Joe Hollywood, 808 00:28:19,343 --> 00:28:21,183 but we are bleeding money by the second, 809 00:28:21,259 --> 00:28:22,929 and Dawn's clients are the only ones that can stop it. 810 00:28:23,009 --> 00:28:23,929 [Wayne] Sorry, we know you and Dawn 811 00:28:24,009 --> 00:28:25,679 have a whole Moonlighting 812 00:28:25,759 --> 00:28:27,339 will-they, won't-they sexual tension-- 813 00:28:27,425 --> 00:28:29,425 or I guess it's more of a "are they still?" 814 00:28:29,509 --> 00:28:31,219 I mean, everyone assumes yes, sexual intercourse. 815 00:28:31,301 --> 00:28:33,721 [Yassir] Jesus, Wayne. Point is, we need her. 816 00:28:33,801 --> 00:28:35,761 - ♪ Taking... ♪ - Wait. 817 00:28:35,842 --> 00:28:37,552 You and Mo? 818 00:28:37,634 --> 00:28:38,844 ♪ The sky is the color of blue ♪ 819 00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,546 ♪ You've never even seen ♪ 820 00:28:40,634 --> 00:28:42,884 ♪ In the eyes of your lover ♪ 821 00:28:42,967 --> 00:28:46,257 ♪ Oh, my heart is aching ♪ 822 00:28:46,343 --> 00:28:49,433 ♪ We're coming to the edge, running on the water ♪ 823 00:28:49,509 --> 00:28:52,379 ♪ Coming through the fog, your sons and daughters ♪ 824 00:28:52,467 --> 00:28:55,337 ♪ guitar solo ♪ 825 00:28:55,425 --> 00:29:00,335 ♪♪♪ 826 00:29:13,051 --> 00:29:18,181 ♪ It's asking for the taking ♪