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If you are a Pickle,
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then I am not a Pickle.
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I think I know how I can put
everything back the way it was.
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Mom's getting remarried.
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These numbers are a Fibonacci sequence.
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I'm confident Will is turning back time.
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This is Bobby Belongo
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with the South Bend chapter
of the Pickles Platoon.
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I've got a bunch of Pickle Pals here
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to serenade you on Christmas Eve.
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You tried to manslaughter him,
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and now you're going
halfsies on a schnauzer.
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I like him.
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You've had a minor stroke.
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Sooner or later,
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you gotta accept reality.
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T-minus 21 seconds
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and the solid rocket booster
engine gimbal now under way.
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T-minus 15 seconds.
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T-minus ten seconds...
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Nine, eight, seven, six.
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We have main engine start.
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- Four, three...
- Everybody say,
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"Bon voyage, Mrs. McAuliffe."
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Bon massage, Mrs. McAuliffe.
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Clears the tower.
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So the 25th space shuttle mission
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is now on the way.
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This morning, it looked as though
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they were not going to
be able to get off.
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Looks like a couple of the,
uh, solid rocket boosters,
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uh, blew away from the
side of the shuttle
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in an explosion.
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Was the shuttle supposed to explode?
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Yes, because you get to the
space station faster in pieces.
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Obviously a major malfunction.
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Hey.
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Jeff?
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This morning, I saw television
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kill the dreams of children
all over the world.
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What if I use that same
power to heal them?
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Konnichiwa.
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And from the bottom of my
heart, you need to know...
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You are my family now
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and I'm here to protect you.
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- Jeff?
- Oh?
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- Hmm?
- Hey.
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So Peter's drunk in the hand.
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What?
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Oh.
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Peter?
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Buddy?
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Why are you dressed
like an African warlord?
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I'm Baba Pickles,
Nigerian protector of youth.
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Do you not find that offensive?
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I'm African-American.
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I feel nothing.
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Should you be drinking with our liver?
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No.
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So do you ever stop and think,
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if this is his hand...
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... how huge are his balls?
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Give me the beer, Peter.
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- Mm-mm.
- Peter, if you drink that beer,
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you'll die and there'll
be no more showhounds.
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Heaven's full of showhounds.
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Why are his eyes turning yellow?
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'Cause everything's comin' up jaundice.
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Did something happen in Hersheypark?
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You think it's gonna
be this romantic place
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and you get there...
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It's mostly children...
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... watching your girlfriend
say no to your proposal.
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Pancake said no?
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That man loves you,
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and he's funny, he's handsome,
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he's a profound lover of animals,
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and you should spend the
rest of your life together.
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I can't even hear you
until we talk about you
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kidnapping Will to the Philippines.
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- We took a field trip.
- You threw a guy off a ship
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in a barrel!
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It was an ovular sarcophagus.
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That was once filled with pickles, Jeff!
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Peter is charming. He's a doctor.
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He's sardonic yet hopeful.
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- Are you high?
- I haven't had tea in weeks.
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Maybe I don't wanna get remarried.
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But you do! I know you do!
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And we need to move that way, forward.
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You need to move on so we can move on.
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I'm starting a new family,
and I can't do that
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unless I know my old
family's gonna be okay.
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What new family?
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Something good has to
come from something bad.
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Peter is the good
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that can come from our
collective ungluing,
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and if you don't embrace that,
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then he will pickle his new liver,
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and that irony will be
difficult to process.
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You can't even fight for her
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a little bit, can you?
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- Go back upstairs.
- Peter will die.
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He will die, and it will be on us.
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No, no, this is not on me.
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I taught him to walk again.
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I stood here and held his hand
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as he learned to climb these stairs.
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It took us two hours to get
from here to up there,
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but we did it!
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You broke him, and I am fixing him!
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He was my friend first,
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and I'll decide when I want
to marry him! I will!
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You can't even be happy
that she said no,
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- can you?
- They belong together.
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A normal person would want Peter to die.
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A normal person would want
Peter to be in this family.
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A normal person wouldn't
have hit him with his car.
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Peter loves you.
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He doesn't deserve this.
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He's your future...
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and he is your Pancake.
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The magic is gone.
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Everything is upside down, Grandpa,
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because, see, we were
going back in time,
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and it was really working...
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Stop, stop, stop, stop.
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Do you foresee your own death
within the next 3 to 24 hours?
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- No.
- Good, I'm busy.
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Grandpa!
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Will, sometimes the things in your head
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are different from what they really are.
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That's how reality works, kid.
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But I...
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Josip? It's me, Jeff.
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Wake up, Josip.
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Today is the first day
of the rest of your life.
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You and I are about
to embark on a quest,
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a journey around the world to find
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23 caring and virtuous souls
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to build a family of Pickles...
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men and women of the
highest moral caliber
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who will devote their lives to children.
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And we're gonna start with you,
Gospodin Kiseli Krastavac.
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Will you be the first Serbian pickles?
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Jeff, it would be the honor of my life.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Josip?
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What the heck?
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Oh.
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Hello?
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I know where you live, motherfucker.
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I asked my dad why I have
red hair and he doesn't.
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He said God gave it to me.
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Mr. Pickles says God doesn't exist.
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- He doesn't?
- No, he's a construct.
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What's a construct?
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I don't know, but I told my mom,
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and I get to skip my
sister's christening.
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Arya, Dani.
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I think what Mr. Pickles
meant by that was,
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God exists differently for everyone.
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Hmm, I don't think so.
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Mr. Pickles just wants
us to love each other:
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you, me, the entire South Bend,
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Indiana, chapter of the Pickles Platoon.
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Sometimes he goes a little off topic.
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Just ignore that stuff.
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I like when he says that stuff.
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The bigger lesson then is that
our words have consequences.
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- Well, great painting. Y'all done?
- Yeah.
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Yep.
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You are my family now,
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and I'm here to protect you.
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Everyone needs a new ride.
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It is like a spaceship, Astronotter,
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only more affordable.
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Astronotter belongs on a rocket.
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Ask your local dealer about
the new Mercedes S-Class.
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And she doesn't fucking talk!
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What are you looking for?
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Some good PR.
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We need to remind this country
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that our show is a national treasure,
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not some lightning rod
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for controversy and dead Filipinos.
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Can I help?
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Can you find a letter NASA
wrote to my father in 1997?
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It would be under the
VIP correspondence.
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I have a system.
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Uh-huh.
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They wanted to send Astronotter
to the space station,
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you know, get kids
interested in science,
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but Dad said no.
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How come?
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Because if the shuttle
exploded like the Challenger,
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then we wouldn't have a choice.
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We'd have to eulogize one of
our most popular puppets.
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Nothing worse than a dead puppet.
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Is it this?
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I have always wanted to say this...
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Could you get NASA on the phone?
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Yeah.
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You're staring at me again.
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You're like a beesting,
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and I mean that as salaciously
as your heart will receive it.
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Why do I feel like the
gravel in your voice
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has spent years apologizing
for the words it produces?
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When was the last time you
had 12 courses of Italian?
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Oh.
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Huh?
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- I don't need your help.
- Oh, no?
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I've been going to the gym.
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Oh, I'll open another bottle of Chianti.
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♪ The music's strange to me ♪
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What are you doing on Tuesday?
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Avoiding your phone calls.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Why don't we take $30,000 in cash,
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go to the airport,
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and see where the wind takes us, hmm?
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♪ Once upon a time ♪
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♪ I had a girl ♪
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♪ Once upon a time ♪
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♪ I knew her love ♪
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♪ I've stood and watched her walk away ♪
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♪ And all that I could do was pray ♪
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♪ And beg her not to go ♪
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The magic is gone.
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Everything is upside down, Grandpa,
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because, see, we were
going back in time,
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and it was really working...
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Stop, stop, stop, stop.
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Do you foresee your own death
within the next 3 to 24 hours?
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- No.
- Good, I'm busy.
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Grandpa!
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Will, sometimes the things in your head
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are different from what they really are.
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That's how reality works, kid.
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But I...
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♪ Sorrow and me ♪
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♪ I feel like running through the door ♪
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- Now.
- Now.
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Where were we?
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♪ Sit and watch him
kissing her like that ♪
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♪ Once upon a time, she loved me so ♪
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Mm.
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♪ Once upon a time, I let her go ♪
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Oh.
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I can't wait to tell
my family about you.
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♪ With the blues and
there's nothing I can... ♪
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Does this smell like gasoline to you?
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We should do a whiskey.
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Let's do it.
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What should we name it?
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How about Two Friends Whiskey
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after our friendship?
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Or Dimples Whiskey after
the dimples in our faces.
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Last night, I was pleasuring
a woman sexually.
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- Hmm.
- I find the salt and pepper
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combined with the money
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really gets women's dicks hard,
if you know what I mean.
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I also love pleasuring women.
266
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,539
How have we not talked about this?
267
00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:24,239
I'm always like, "Last night,
I pleasured this woman,"
268
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:27,419
and you're, like,
never paying attention.
269
00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:29,439
I'm listening to you.
270
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:32,539
Sometimes it feels like you're
listening at me, you know?
271
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,224
What does that mean?
272
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,540
And then you get defensive.
273
00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,669
Well, I'm sorry.
274
00:15:39,670 --> 00:15:42,191
I-I-I promise I'll try
to communicate better.
275
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:44,279
You've been an indispensable friend
276
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,612
over these last few weeks.
277
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,819
I feel the same way.
278
00:15:48,820 --> 00:15:50,760
Really?
279
00:15:50,770 --> 00:15:52,660
That means so much.
280
00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:56,370
Scott, I need to, uh...
281
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,249
God, I've been picturing myself
having this conversation
282
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,876
since I was 13 and now I don't know
283
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,878
- how to start...
- I want Astronotter back.
284
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,709
What the fuck, Dee Dee?
285
00:16:04,710 --> 00:16:07,119
Is this woman bothering you, Scottson?
286
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:09,699
No, she's the one I was
telling you about.
287
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:11,595
Oh, uh-huh.
288
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:12,930
Who are you?
289
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:14,348
Blake Griffin?
290
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:15,516
Sports?
291
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:16,519
Yeah.
292
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,239
We were having a conversation.
293
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,299
She has the opportunity
294
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:22,939
to go where no puppet has gone before.
295
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,401
- Space?
- Wow, first guess.
296
00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:27,900
Boop!
297
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,155
You can have her back
298
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:32,659
for the low, low price of $28 million.
299
00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:37,037
Please, this is really important to me.
300
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,359
I know, it's... it's...
it's... it's incredible,
301
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,340
and that's why I'm not saying no.
302
00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:43,549
Blake Griffin is saying no.
303
00:16:43,550 --> 00:16:46,256
I'm saying go fuck yourself.
304
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,926
- Oh, my God.
- Nightmare.
305
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,819
25 fucking years, man!
306
00:16:52,820 --> 00:16:54,130
I don't know how you did it.
307
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,089
You open it, Scott.
308
00:16:57,090 --> 00:16:58,439
I can't.
309
00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:00,749
You sure?
310
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,735
"Miss Deirdre Piccirillo,
311
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:12,114
the Japanese Design Exchange Program
312
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:15,784
is absolutely terrified to welcome you
313
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:19,329
to their 1987-'88 program."
314
00:17:21,610 --> 00:17:23,339
What?
315
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,949
You know Japan is 6,350 miles away?
316
00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:34,079
I'd be a day ahead of you,
317
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:37,839
my father, even Jeff.
318
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,606
I'd pretty much be in a
completely different world,
319
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,750
living my own life.
320
00:17:49,170 --> 00:17:50,870
So?
321
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,739
I think you should go.
322
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,879
What are you gonna miss here?
323
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,449
It's only a year.
324
00:17:57,450 --> 00:17:59,420
Nothing's gonna change.
325
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,330
I don't even look at other girls.
326
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,459
You have split ends.
327
00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:10,899
Last year in high school,
328
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,079
but it's your beginning
329
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,719
for what you're gonna be doing in life,
330
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,059
and you're gonna be looking at all
sorts of career opportunities,
331
00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:17,979
you're gonna be looking at
colleges, and you're gonna say,
332
00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:19,709
"What am I gonna do?
What do I want to do?"
333
00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:21,160
Reach for it, you know.
334
00:18:21,170 --> 00:18:24,169
Go... push yourself as far as you can.
335
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,169
I'm going to Japan.
336
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,279
So the 25th space shuttle mission
337
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:46,879
is now on the way
338
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:50,339
after more delays than
NASA cares to count.
339
00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:51,779
This morning, it looked as though
340
00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:53,900
they were not going to
be able to get off.
341
00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,319
Would you please turn that down?
342
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:02,099
Looks like a couple of the,
uh, solid rocket boosters,
343
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:05,919
uh, blew away from
the side of the shuttle
344
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,647
in an explosion.
345
00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:10,160
Hey.
346
00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:11,441
Jeff?
347
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:13,299
This morning, I saw television
348
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:16,239
kill the dreams of children
all over the world.
349
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,492
What if I use that same
power to heal them?
350
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,828
What does that mean?
351
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,538
I don't know yet.
352
00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:26,164
Can I help?
353
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,916
I thought you were
supposed to go to Japan.
354
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,210
I don't wanna go anywhere right now.
355
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,749
Ready for liftoff, Astronotter?
356
00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:58,488
No, Dee Dee.
357
00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:00,959
I'm afraid to go.
358
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,139
I love it,
359
00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:05,019
but I don't think she should talk.
360
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:06,709
I...
361
00:20:06,710 --> 00:20:08,059
I feel like she should just make
362
00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:10,519
this series of random noises.
363
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:14,169
Bee-boo-bop, beep, beep, boo, bop, beep.
364
00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:16,959
I don't think anyone
understands her, you know?
365
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,258
It's a him.
366
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:22,049
Oh, well, still.
367
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,810
Why don't you hold onto this for me?
368
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,200
Hey,
369
00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:44,779
the guy from NASA public
relations called back.
370
00:20:44,780 --> 00:20:45,799
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
371
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,839
He's gonna run it up the flagpole.
372
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,419
But it sounds like there's
a launch in a few months
373
00:20:51,420 --> 00:20:53,126
and he grew up with the show,
374
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,549
so he said there might
be a seat on the rocket,
375
00:20:54,550 --> 00:20:56,200
if you want it.
376
00:20:58,380 --> 00:21:01,160
Yes, I want it.
377
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:14,231
♪ Just you, just you... ♪
378
00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:15,879
Hey, I feel like earlier,
379
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,359
you were about to say something to me.
380
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:22,549
Mm, no, I... I don't think so, no.
381
00:21:22,550 --> 00:21:23,899
What...
382
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:26,618
Move!
383
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,328
What the fuck are you doing?
384
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,203
Astronotter is getting on that rocket.
385
00:21:30,204 --> 00:21:31,359
Blake, I apologize.
386
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:33,129
Repeat after me!
387
00:21:33,130 --> 00:21:35,460
Astronotter is getting on that rocket.
388
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:38,419
This is not how human beings negotiate.
389
00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:39,859
- Say it!
- No!
390
00:21:39,860 --> 00:21:42,383
This is my otter! I earned it!
391
00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:44,799
Not now, Sheryl. Say it.
392
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,599
You want Astronotter?
I'll make you a deal.
393
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:49,225
Give me one more day a
week with my daughter.
394
00:21:49,226 --> 00:21:50,229
What?
395
00:21:50,230 --> 00:21:51,601
Is somebody even watching her right now?
396
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:52,919
One more day a week.
397
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,689
I trade you otter for more
daughter. Sound good?
398
00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:57,065
You leave her out of this!
399
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,559
- Deirdre?
- What?
400
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,879
If that's the space people,
tell 'em we're good to go.
401
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,113
It's ToyCo.
402
00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:05,615
They're taking all the
Listen-To-Me Pickles offline.
403
00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:08,618
What? Why?
404
00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:10,319
I know where you live, motherfucker.
405
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,739
- How did you get this number?
- You call my house.
406
00:22:12,740 --> 00:22:15,079
- You talk to my kid.
- Please don't call here.
407
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:18,420
Deirdre?
408
00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:20,630
ToyCo shut down the system.
409
00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:21,798
Why?
410
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:24,209
Don't freak out, okay?
411
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:25,679
- Why?
- Your phone number,
412
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,049
your home address, your social
413
00:22:27,050 --> 00:22:30,059
just all showed up on
some Internet forum.
414
00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:31,699
They felt because of all the threats...
415
00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:32,726
What threats?
416
00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:34,019
You get a lot of threats.
417
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,063
- It's probably nothing.
- Okay, so it's nothing?
418
00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:37,539
It's nothing.
419
00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:38,982
I'm pretty sure it's nothing.
420
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:41,459
Okay, thanks.
421
00:22:47,780 --> 00:22:49,409
I'm sorry, we have to turn around.
422
00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:52,162
Can you take me to 4183
Leafturn Street, please?
423
00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:54,789
- You're gonna miss your flight.
- Please, as fast as you can.
424
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,799
You have a spectacular day, friend.
425
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:20,199
Hi, it's Jill.
426
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,349
Sorry I missed your call,
427
00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:23,109
but please leave a message.
428
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:26,113
I'm not ready to marry you.
429
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,879
I think you made that clear...
430
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,879
... when you didn't say yes to me
431
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,288
asking you to marry me.
432
00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:37,666
It's too soon, Peter.
433
00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:40,049
Inside, you can't see it,
434
00:23:40,050 --> 00:23:43,419
but I am, like, in the 13th round
435
00:23:43,420 --> 00:23:46,499
of a very drunk game of Jenga
436
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:49,399
24-7 all the time.
437
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,499
Every move scares me.
438
00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:54,099
But you came into my life,
439
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:58,279
and you helped me sleep
when I couldn't sleep,
440
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:01,879
you made me laugh when I couldn't laugh,
441
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:04,039
and you... you made me feel light
442
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,821
when I couldn't feel anything at all.
443
00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:09,690
That's family.
444
00:24:21,790 --> 00:24:23,620
Okay, just...
445
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:27,219
So to your proposal,
446
00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:31,599
I propose that I will say yes
447
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,764
when yes feels right.
448
00:24:33,770 --> 00:24:35,859
Jill!
449
00:24:35,860 --> 00:24:37,179
Guys?
450
00:24:37,180 --> 00:24:41,979
And I will wear this ring
451
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:46,599
so that you know that my proposal
452
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:50,550
that this proposal is a
real proposal to propose.
453
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:51,574
Guys?
454
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,070
Jill?
455
00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:57,659
Can you live with that?
456
00:24:57,660 --> 00:25:00,583
If I get to live with you.
457
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,459
Will!
458
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,633
Will!
459
00:25:22,420 --> 00:25:24,140
Hello, Astronotter.
460
00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:28,919
Are you ready for your first
flight to outer space?
461
00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:07,089
It's okay to be scared,
462
00:26:07,090 --> 00:26:09,629
but it's gonna be okay.
463
00:26:09,630 --> 00:26:11,499
I know it.
464
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:12,569
Ready?
465
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,449
Ten, nine,
466
00:26:18,450 --> 00:26:21,259
eight, seven,
467
00:26:21,260 --> 00:26:24,279
six, five,
468
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:27,418
four, three, two...
469
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,240
What is that?
470
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,481
Will!
471
00:26:51,470 --> 00:26:53,019
Oh, shit!
472
00:26:53,020 --> 00:26:54,800
- Here, here.
- What?
473
00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:57,783
Will!
474
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:35,760
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