1 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:29,279 It's weird, 2 00:00:30,071 --> 00:00:32,449 the things you do when you're broken up with. 3 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:34,951 I considered stepping in front of a car the other day 4 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,786 just so you'd look at me. 5 00:00:38,329 --> 00:00:40,040 I know, I should run. 6 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:43,251 Candace could storm in with a SWAT team at any moment, 7 00:00:43,334 --> 00:00:45,462 and, honestly, it would be a convenience. 8 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:49,758 Everything hurts, and nothing is okay without you, Love. 9 00:00:58,266 --> 00:01:00,852 You... don't make it easy to check in. 10 00:01:01,519 --> 00:01:04,272 I'm shut out, and you want me to know it. 11 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:08,651 I just want to know you're okay, Love. 12 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:12,280 And, maybe, to know you're hurting too. 13 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:14,783 Goddamn curtains. 14 00:01:15,366 --> 00:01:16,284 I... 15 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:18,161 What the...? 16 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,330 Who the fuck is that? 17 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:31,341 There are a lot of seedy characters in this town, Love. 18 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:34,803 It's a good thing you moved your spare key to-- to the bird house! 19 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,557 Shit. Shit. 20 00:01:47,982 --> 00:01:50,610 If I go over there, you'll know I was watching. 21 00:01:50,693 --> 00:01:52,862 If I don't-- Oh, damn it. 22 00:02:11,714 --> 00:02:12,799 I get it now. 23 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:14,843 The curtains aren't to shut me out. 24 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:18,555 They're a kindness because you've already moved on. 25 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:33,862 Okay. 26 00:02:35,029 --> 00:02:36,197 Not so long ago, 27 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,576 that was me, with your fingers in my mouth. 28 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:42,537 Me, eating your delicious cooking. 29 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:44,998 Me, tasting the food in your mouth 30 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:48,126 when you couldn't wait till after you'd swallowed to kiss me. 31 00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:51,796 Didn't think you were one for pretty boys. 32 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,924 Could you really be into all those muscles? 33 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,718 Who is this monster? 34 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:57,886 That... 35 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:00,471 is Milo. 36 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:04,267 It's not really my business. 37 00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:09,230 - Milo. Milo what? -Milo fucking Warrington. 38 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,735 You know, he used to be James's best friend. 39 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:17,030 Love's late husband James? 40 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:17,989 Exactly. 41 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,701 He just spent two years traversing Asia 42 00:03:21,784 --> 00:03:25,246 so he could sprinkle James's ashes all over the Himalayas. 43 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:27,540 And now he's back, 44 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:31,294 traversing Love's vagina. Again. 45 00:03:31,836 --> 00:03:33,504 'Cause he does that periodically. 46 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:35,798 - So he's a... -Scumbag. 47 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:38,509 I would Poltergeist the shit out of him if I was James. 48 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:40,386 I need answers, Love. 49 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:41,930 Well, maybe it's a comfort thing. 50 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:44,474 I mean, they've both been through something terrible. 51 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:45,975 Yeah. 52 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,228 Maybe for her, it is. 53 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,939 But he's been sweet on her since college. 54 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:53,274 He could not stand it when she chose James. 55 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:56,069 And then guess who was Mr. Attentive at the funeral? 56 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:59,572 Yeah. He stayed for weeks after. 57 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,950 Cooked, cleaned, bathed her, 58 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,410 went down on her every night. 59 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:07,205 Nobody does that shit out of the kindness of their own heart, Joe. 60 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:08,665 He was preying on her 61 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:10,291 when she was vulnerable. 62 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,335 And now he's doing it again. 63 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:15,088 Picking up the pieces when your body's barely cold. 64 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:18,800 He's a predator, and you're falling for it, Love. 65 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:21,719 Don't worry, sport, she's not falling for it. 66 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:25,223 Love will give herself permission to do what she needs to do to heal, 67 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:27,934 but she is still very broken up over you. 68 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:30,019 She does not look very broken up. 69 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:32,522 Challenge accepted. 70 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:34,774 Watch this. 71 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:41,656 Milo Warrington, 72 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:45,201 Australian Zen Buddhist travel blogger 73 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,954 with a penchant for holding baby animals with his shirt off. 74 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:49,539 Sponsored by Patagonia, 75 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:51,833 which is easier when your dad owns Patagonia. 76 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:54,669 He free-climbs, plays guitar, trains horses, 77 00:04:54,752 --> 00:04:56,963 volunteers in third-world countries? 78 00:04:57,046 --> 00:05:01,009 No, he's too perfect. No guy like this actually exists outside a romance novel. 79 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:02,969 I smell a fraud. 80 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:06,389 And you look too enchanted, Love. 81 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:11,853 What's up? 82 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:15,815 Really? Bringing Mr. Didgeridon't around just for Joe to see? 83 00:05:15,898 --> 00:05:18,192 It's all a little Dottie of you. 84 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:20,111 You cannot possibly be into him. 85 00:05:20,778 --> 00:05:23,239 Okay, first of all, never compare me to Mom again. 86 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:26,284 And secondly, I'm actually into him. 87 00:05:27,201 --> 00:05:28,619 No, this is good for me. 88 00:05:28,911 --> 00:05:31,331 And I don't need you coming in on behalf of Will, 89 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:34,250 or... Joe, or whatever the fuck his name is, 90 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,836 trying to make me feel some type of way about it, okay? 91 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:40,006 Milo is good. At least he's honest. 92 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:41,299 Is he, though? 93 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:45,678 Do me a favor. Focus on your own shit, okay? 94 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:48,723 Move to the light, as Dottie would say. 95 00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:57,565 -Hey, Forty. -Hi, Salami Nips. 96 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:07,283 As I suspected, she is not over you. 97 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,827 -Did she say that? -She did not need to. 98 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,871 This is what Love does when she's hurting. 99 00:06:11,954 --> 00:06:14,415 She, like, gets a little basic 100 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:17,251 and pretends to like things that she definitely does not like 101 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:18,711 in order to seem normal. 102 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:22,173 And also, it's the only time that she'll snap at me. It's a tell. 103 00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:23,508 Makes sense. 104 00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:26,719 When I was getting over Beck, I glommed onto Karen Minty. 105 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:28,429 Good, but wrong for me. 106 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:31,140 Is that who Milo is? Is he your Karen? 107 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:34,018 Okay, so you know what you have to do now, right? 108 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,605 Get back on the horse, start dating around, 109 00:06:37,688 --> 00:06:41,192 show Love how free and happy you're living. 110 00:06:41,275 --> 00:06:42,568 She will hate that. 111 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:44,362 I'm not the vindictive type. 112 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:47,615 And she's not really the jealous type. 113 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:50,701 Oh! I'm sorry, did the two of you share a womb? 114 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:54,956 Yeah, trust me, okay? She gets jealous. 115 00:06:55,039 --> 00:06:56,332 Now let's set you up. 116 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:01,671 Forty. 117 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,383 Why are you helping me? I lied to your sister. 118 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:06,300 I lied to you. 119 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:11,013 I tangled you up in this-- this Amy-Candace mess. 120 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:14,350 Hey. As Shakespeare once said, 121 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:17,145 "Bitcheth was crazy." 122 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:19,564 You lied out of necessity. Okay? 123 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,650 That guy is a pie-hunting snake 124 00:07:22,733 --> 00:07:25,236 in Tarzan's body, and I do not trust him. 125 00:07:25,319 --> 00:07:27,321 My gut says you're good, 126 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:29,740 he's bad, case dismissed. 127 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:35,955 I'm starting to see what you see in Forty. He is smart. 128 00:07:36,038 --> 00:07:38,916 And he loves you hard. I get that. 129 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,669 All right. I need something good for your Flingr profile. 130 00:07:41,752 --> 00:07:43,504 Spit me some literature, please. 131 00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:44,922 Flingr? 132 00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:48,217 You are not putting this poor, innocent man on there. 133 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:49,635 I suggest Magnolia. 134 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,304 It's mostly queer, 135 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:53,264 but straight girls troll for gays to beard, 136 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:55,099 -and they are aggressive as fuck. -Oh. 137 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:57,894 I know it's a deeper conversation, but I'm just saying, 138 00:07:57,977 --> 00:08:01,314 -I could have all the pussy I could... -Eat. 139 00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:04,775 Eat... or whatever. So, by all means, you take it. 140 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:06,694 Goldleaf is another good one. 141 00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:09,238 It's only for celebrities, so we would need to get you verified, 142 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,866 but, uh, it's safer for people like us. 143 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:13,534 You up on the lingo? 144 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,369 "PnP," whatnot? 145 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:19,874 "Party and play," a.k.a. drugs and sex? 146 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:22,919 Oh! If someone hits you with a "What's up," capital T, 147 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:24,754 that means "Tina," which means meth. 148 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:27,423 -Why is Tina meth? -Oh, and you definitely need to watch 149 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,758 for kitten-fishing thirst traps. 150 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:31,052 -What? -Pictures. 151 00:08:31,135 --> 00:08:33,221 Like, if it's a close-up head shot, she's fat. 152 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,640 If it's a group shot, she's, like, really insecure, 153 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:38,184 but, like, wants to seem fun. And if she has a pixie cut... 154 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,979 -Oh, and... -Okay. 155 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:45,650 Thank you both. Wow. That's a lot to think about. 156 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:46,984 And I will. 157 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:50,905 Thoughts? 158 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:52,740 Chum in the water. 159 00:08:57,787 --> 00:09:02,333 You know, I gotta hand it to this guy, he takes a gorgeous picture. 160 00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:03,793 Not that it's difficult 161 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,420 when the subject is you. 162 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:10,258 Uh, what was that? No. Did I just like his photo of you? 163 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:11,634 -Son of a-- -Hey, creep. 164 00:09:12,134 --> 00:09:13,761 -Hey. -Do me a favor. 165 00:09:13,844 --> 00:09:17,098 Instead of Delilah, fuck anything else. Cool? 166 00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:19,392 How-- Why do you know about that? 167 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:20,810 Just be a normal person 168 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:23,396 and rebound on Flingr instead of your literal neighbor. 169 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,023 -Can you do that? - Elle? 170 00:09:28,859 --> 00:09:31,195 Can you scrounge up some more quarters? We need three more. 171 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:32,113 Fine. 172 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:36,284 But if I come back and witness anything nasty, 173 00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:38,578 I'm running away forever. 174 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:45,126 -Hi. -Apartment three. 175 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:49,547 -Delilah, I'm sorry, I-- -Stop, it's no big deal. Okay? 176 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:51,424 You can stop avoiding me 177 00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:53,801 and pay your fucking rent because it's late. 178 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:56,637 -That's right. I'm sorry. -And stop apologizing. 179 00:09:58,848 --> 00:09:59,682 Okay. 180 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:02,727 But, hey, Flingr is a great idea 181 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:07,148 because you clearly need some training on how to be a single human man in LA. 182 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:10,443 Noted. 183 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:15,281 What's that, four people now suggesting Flingr? 184 00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:16,782 Do I smell desperate? 185 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,077 Maybe I do. 186 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:25,291 Bye, creep. 187 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:29,879 Here are your quarters. 188 00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:31,964 Why do you hate Will? 189 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:34,967 I mean, he's grumpy, and I give him shit 'cause I kinda hate him, 190 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,386 -but, I don't... -I don't hate him. 191 00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:42,141 Ever think maybe it's because I like him, I don't want things to blow up? 192 00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:43,684 Which you know will happen. 193 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:47,146 Then he'll have to move, or we'll have to move, and it just... 194 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,650 Can't things just be simple for once? 195 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,485 Fair enough. 196 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:06,123 "Ten Dating Apps for Those Who Hate Dating Apps." 197 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:13,005 And the profiles of several rather promiscuous-looking ladies. 198 00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:21,889 Out of pure, morbid curiosity. 199 00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:23,808 I know these apps are helpful 200 00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:25,685 and there are success stories, 201 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:28,896 but how lazy and anti-feminist is this? 202 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:31,649 Swipe yes or no based off of a glance 203 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:33,901 at a retouched selfie? It's barbaric. 204 00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:36,821 Bring me the days when a man would ride horseback 205 00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:38,989 for hours just to sit beside a woman 206 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:42,034 for tea, without the promise of a graze of a single finger. 207 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,994 Some of the pictures don't even have faces in it. 208 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:45,830 And what the hell is "cuffing season"? 209 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,082 "Sonnet2Me." 210 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:50,376 Hmm. "The App for Readers. 211 00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:52,378 Less photo-based, more conversational. 212 00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:55,047 For those interested in getting to know someone who actually reads." 213 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,384 Mmm, okay. I'll bite. 214 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,139 What's in a name, indeed. 215 00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:07,351 Oh, the saga of Will Bettelheim must continue. 216 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:11,731 Joe and his heart are reserved for one person. 217 00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:17,069 Are you really the jealous type, Love? 218 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,821 I guess we'll see. 219 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,747 What are your favorite books? 220 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:31,083 Total honesty, I'm not the biggest reader. 221 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,252 I just really want to date a guy who is. 222 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:37,798 4-Hour Workweek changed my life. You should read it. 223 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,050 Anything Tolstoy. 224 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,677 And Bukowski. 225 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,637 Bit of a romantic. 226 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:45,139 What's your story? 227 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,767 -I moved here a few months ago. -For the industry? 228 00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:49,143 Me too! 229 00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:51,520 From where? What are your goals? 230 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,606 Any fetishes I should know about? 231 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,649 "But you can't get away from yourself, 232 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,902 moving from one place to another." 233 00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:01,405 That's... The Sun Also Rises. 234 00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:03,324 You know your Hemingway. 235 00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,159 It's very sexy. 236 00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:06,660 I couldn't agree more. 237 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:14,710 Uh, cheers. 238 00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:16,378 Higher. 239 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,214 It's in portrait mode, right? 240 00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:26,096 I'll get the room. You walk in two steps, 241 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,557 get on your knees, we fuck, you leave, no talking. 242 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:32,102 -Um... -"If you think it long... 243 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,355 and mad..." 244 00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,399 Take some on your phone. Your camera might be better. 245 00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:47,409 "I shall lift my arms, 246 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:50,788 and my roots shall set off to seek another land." 247 00:13:58,128 --> 00:13:59,588 Let's get you an Uber home. 248 00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:11,141 Thanks to Forty's constant reposts 249 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:14,562 to his Stories, I can see you've been looking at my profile, Love, 250 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:17,439 but choosing not to engage. 251 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,568 Now that's a sign, right? You're jealous. 252 00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,030 Oh, my God. 253 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,700 -You went all the way to Glendora? -Yeah, of course. 254 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:33,247 Meanwhile, Milo's account is getting more and more intimate. 255 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:39,587 And now you're eating sex crime donuts with him and not me. 256 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,132 -Hey, Will. -Hey. 257 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:46,427 -What are you doing? -I'm-- I'm just reorganizing. Per Forty. 258 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:47,428 Is that the garbage? 259 00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:49,305 -Yeah. -Oh. I got it. 260 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,265 -You sure? -Yeah. I'm already back here. 261 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,100 Okay, thanks. 262 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,436 What did you want to talk to me about? 263 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,647 Well, as you know, I go to Bali next week, 264 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,524 and I should be there for about ten months. 265 00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:03,569 Mm-hmm? 266 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,362 Yeah, you said you were really excited. 267 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:07,197 This is the moment he asks you to come. 268 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,033 He's trying to Peach you, 269 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:11,368 -and I have the pleasure of hearing it. - Well, 270 00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:13,245 not anymore. 271 00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:17,082 I'm tired of traveling. And this, 272 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,543 you and me, has been really good, hasn't it? 273 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,378 - Oh, no. -Yeah, it's great. 274 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:24,256 Right. So, I'm thinking, 275 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,467 what if I stick around a while? 276 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:29,511 What if you and me give this a real shot? 277 00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:33,724 I want you to be my girlfriend, Love. 278 00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:37,144 I'm sorry... 279 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,688 Just a little dry. 280 00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,190 Wow. 281 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,192 Milo, that's, um... 282 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,655 I don't want you to make that decision because of me. 283 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:51,367 But if staying in LA feels right, then... 284 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:52,910 you should. 285 00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:55,621 Okay. 286 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:11,178 So, the big guy is sticking around like a stupid fucking boomerang. 287 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,263 Do you want to be his girlfriend, Love? 288 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,808 Enjoy. I hear the beaches in Manila are beautiful. 289 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:21,814 Hey. 290 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,483 Hey. 291 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:28,070 I heard you're... online dating. 292 00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:30,990 Forty told me twice 293 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,117 -or, like, 100 times. -Yeah. 294 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,661 -He's very supportive, I guess. -It's going well? 295 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,080 You are curious. 296 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,249 It is, actually. Yeah, I mean, it's all-- 297 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,500 That's really great. 298 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,919 I'm glad you're putting yourself out there. 299 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:47,089 I was just also curious. What name are you using? Will or Joe? 300 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:48,590 Love. 301 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,094 Will. 302 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:53,846 Interesting. 303 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,105 Forty was wrong. 304 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:06,608 You aren't jealous. You are disgusted. 305 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,068 And I don't blame you. 306 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,612 While I've been on a fool's errand of pointless dates, 307 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:14,408 Milo has leveled up, and you are falling for it. 308 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:18,162 I think I've been putting my attention in the wrong place. 309 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,749 Is it the Avengers bod? 310 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:25,169 Or the "born into old money but went the New-Age route" thing? 311 00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:28,088 Oh, is it the sex? 312 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,966 Damn. This is really uphill. 313 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,594 Is it his lung capacity, Love? 314 00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:42,311 - Will? - Shit. 315 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,104 Of course, your best friend, now. 316 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,023 Gabe! Man, what-- 317 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:50,360 That's crazy. I just saw, um, Milo. He, you know, he's-- 318 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:53,280 It's a coincidence. I guess he's hiking. Everybody's hiking today. 319 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,616 -You hike often? -Uh... 320 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,077 I'm getting into it, yeah. 321 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,954 Will, I have an especially potent bullshit detector. 322 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:04,374 You mind if we just sidestep these forced niceties? 323 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,169 -Stop the little white lies. 324 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:11,507 Love values radical, it-hurts-even-to-say-it honesty 325 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,008 above anything else. 326 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,969 And she caught you in a fucking whopper. 327 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:17,638 I know. 328 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:20,724 -I know-- -That being said, 329 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,102 in almost ten years of our friendship, 330 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,978 I don't think she has ever talked about someone 331 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,730 the way that she has talked about you. 332 00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:28,273 Not even James. 333 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,109 So I think there's still hope. 334 00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:33,195 But this whole Flingr-whore, jealous stalker thing, 335 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:34,947 it is not a good look. 336 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,950 You wanna know why Love is so attracted to Milo? 337 00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,910 - Yes. -He worked on himself. 338 00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:43,622 Damage attracts damage. Healthy people like healthy people. 339 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,208 -What if I'm damaged? -Honey... 340 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,754 everybody came here because they are. 341 00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,841 The point is what you do with it. 342 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:58,512 Maybe it's time you faced this like a true Angeleno, hmm? 343 00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:01,932 Terrified to know what this means. 344 00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,100 Come along. 345 00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:16,572 How are you feeling? 346 00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:17,906 Crazy. 347 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,116 Nervous. 348 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,701 What are you afraid of? 349 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:24,246 That one of these will graze a nerve, and I'll become Sloth from Goonies. 350 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:25,497 Um... 351 00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:26,832 I don't know. 352 00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:30,294 Ow. 353 00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:31,879 What are you afraid of? 354 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,970 I don't know, I'm afraid this won't work. 355 00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,015 That is what you thought I wanted to hear. 356 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,101 What are you afraid of? 357 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,103 Okay. Breathe. 358 00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:52,149 Think. Answer honestly because your psycho friend Gabe 359 00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,859 is a human lie detector. 360 00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:55,110 I'm afraid... 361 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,571 this will work. 362 00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:58,655 And? 363 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,742 I'll say something... true. 364 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:04,661 Something bad. 365 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,373 You'll tell Love. 366 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:13,003 And I'll lose her forever. 367 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,964 What is in these needles? 368 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,383 The truth does not scare Love. 369 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,844 This would. 370 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,846 Love, your friend is a sorcerer. 371 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,932 So, you believe your truth... 372 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,310 makes you unworthy of love? 373 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,729 I need to stop talking now. 374 00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:31,897 Yes. 375 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:34,775 And, therefore, unworthy of Love. 376 00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:41,281 Yes. 377 00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,536 - Mommy? - Joe. 378 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,788 Baby. 379 00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:51,124 -Get in here. - I was afraid you left. 380 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,669 I'm so sorry. 381 00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:55,254 What's happening? 382 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,005 My home is you. 383 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,216 Who would you be if you didn't have anyone to love? 384 00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:01,260 Joey, you're such a good boy. 385 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,928 What did you lose... 386 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,140 that makes you chase love so much? 387 00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:12,980 Today's the day. 388 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,898 We're getting out of here. 389 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,275 Where are we going? 390 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:17,567 I don't know yet. 391 00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:21,822 But we're never gonna see him again. Okay? 392 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,741 I'm sorry I did this to you. 393 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,581 I thought he'd be better this time, 394 00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:33,250 but he was worse. 395 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:34,960 We're done. 396 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,087 We're out. 397 00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:38,755 -What are we? -Out. 398 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:41,091 That's right. Pack your stuff. 399 00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:44,261 Take only the important things, none of those books. 400 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,762 You hear me? 401 00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:48,265 Okay, you can take one. 402 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,731 I'm gonna go to the bank, and I'll be back at four to get you. 403 00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:58,775 And it'll be just the two of us. 404 00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:04,072 As long as we're together, 405 00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:06,366 we'll always be home. 406 00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:26,053 You have been in the pursuit of someone to love and care for for all of your life. 407 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:27,262 What if... 408 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,139 -you were that person? 409 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,560 What if you're all that you need? 410 00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:35,103 Say it with me, "I... 411 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,688 -I... -...am all I need." 412 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:37,856 ...am all I need. 413 00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:39,191 Again. 414 00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:42,486 I am all I need. 415 00:22:58,543 --> 00:22:59,711 How are you feeling? 416 00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:02,047 Free. 417 00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:07,552 Full. 418 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:12,349 -It's the power of self-love. 419 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,685 As Mama Ru says, 420 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,814 "If you cannot love yourself, 421 00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:22,359 how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?" 422 00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:24,861 Hm. 423 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,032 Okay, easy. 424 00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:33,912 Easy now. You're gonna feel a little out-of-body for a while. 425 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:35,997 All right? 426 00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:39,501 You're a wizard. 427 00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:42,379 Thank you. 428 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,841 But this is not a cure-all. 429 00:23:46,299 --> 00:23:47,509 It's a practice. 430 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:51,847 You're still gonna experience dark thoughts and emotions. 431 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:54,975 What is important is that you follow it up with, 432 00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:57,269 "And I'm okay with that." 433 00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:00,480 "I'm okay with that." 434 00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:04,192 Good. Good, good. 435 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:07,529 It's also important you keep that temple clean, okay? 436 00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:10,073 I'm gonna suggest a quick seven-day cleanse. 437 00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:20,709 Eew! 438 00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:25,338 Dude, I love green juice, but celery is basically Satan's butt plug. 439 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:26,631 It's not that bad. 440 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:29,009 Oh, I can't look at you while you drink that. 441 00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:32,012 But we do need to chat, re: D-FOL. 442 00:24:32,095 --> 00:24:35,182 We gotta find a big name to play Beck. Or maybe... 443 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:39,269 we take the auditions on the road. Like, look for our Scarlett O'Hara. 444 00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:40,896 Do you have any thoughts? 445 00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:44,441 It's kind of nice how Forty sabotages his own process so much. 446 00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:46,026 It takes it out of my hands entirely. 447 00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:48,695 -Shouldn't we write a script first? 448 00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:49,946 What you writing? 449 00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,742 Ellie, what are you doing here? 450 00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:56,536 Checking in to see how the dating world's treating you. 451 00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:57,704 Being neighborly. 452 00:24:58,038 --> 00:24:59,206 I don't buy it. 453 00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:01,875 Celery juice? 454 00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:04,544 Ugh, what is wrong with you? 455 00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:06,254 This kid knows what's up. 456 00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:10,091 He's on a juice cleanse, trying to fix himself, win back my sister. 457 00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:11,843 Flingr was a bust, huh? 458 00:25:12,719 --> 00:25:15,180 The kid is Ellie Alves, by the way. 459 00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:18,975 Read in the trades you acquired a pretty big piece of IP, Forty Quinn. 460 00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:20,018 Trades? 461 00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:22,270 Yeah, I had my agent put out a press release. 462 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,189 Shit. Fuck. Damn it, Forty. 463 00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:27,526 If you need any help with development, I'm really good with coverage and notes. 464 00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:30,695 And there's the real reason she's here. Little opportunist. 465 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,822 -What are you, 12? -I'm almost 16, 466 00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:35,158 and I can guarantee you I know more about film 467 00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:37,285 than any idiot assistant to come out of WME. 468 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,538 - Oh, here we go. -All right, Hermione, 469 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,581 who was originally supposed to play the Terminator? 470 00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:45,126 OJ Simpson, but James Cameron thought he looked too nice to play a killer. 471 00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:47,587 What's the longest narrative film shoot in history? 472 00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:49,297 -Boyhood, 12 years. -Not even close. 473 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:50,715 The Thief and the Cobbler, 29 years. 474 00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:53,093 -Doesn't count. It's not live-action. -Not what I asked. 475 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:55,512 Okay. 476 00:25:56,012 --> 00:25:57,597 -Okay. 477 00:25:58,306 --> 00:26:01,101 What say you, sport? Should we hire ourselves an intern? 478 00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:03,728 Well, Forty's no Henderson. 479 00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:06,273 And Little Miss Ballsy is bound to find opportunity elsewhere. 480 00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:08,858 Probably with less honorable people. 481 00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:10,360 The devil you know, right? 482 00:26:10,443 --> 00:26:11,278 Fine. 483 00:26:11,611 --> 00:26:12,571 After homework, 484 00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:15,740 limited hours, only with Delilah's written permission. 485 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,410 -Okay, Dad. 486 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,968 Beautiful and artful, though a bit of a violation. 487 00:26:35,051 --> 00:26:37,304 Because I know you would've never consented to this. 488 00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:39,055 Uh, not my business. 489 00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:41,349 If you want to be with someone who posts intimate pictures 490 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:45,103 without your knowledge for millions to enjoy, it's your choice, Love. 491 00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:46,688 And I'm okay with that. 492 00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:53,820 -Hey. -Hey. 493 00:26:53,903 --> 00:26:59,034 So, remember how you mansplained to me that I should write my Henderson story? 494 00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:00,243 Vividly. 495 00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:01,995 Am I sweating? Why am I sweating? 496 00:27:02,078 --> 00:27:03,622 Well, I'm not saying I did it, 497 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,000 but if I had written it and submitted it, 498 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:10,795 I might have gotten confirmation that it's gonna be published 499 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:12,964 in Variety fucking magazine. 500 00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:15,550 Holy shit, Delilah! That's so great. 501 00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:18,053 Let's be clear, though, this is not a thank-you. 502 00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:21,097 I will never thank you. Clear? 503 00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:23,141 -So-- - What is happening here? 504 00:27:23,224 --> 00:27:24,225 Yeah. So clear. 505 00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:26,478 What is happening here? Are you-- 506 00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:32,817 Oh, my God. 507 00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:39,491 Oh, my God. That is so good. 508 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:41,618 Mmm. 509 00:27:41,868 --> 00:27:46,164 It's Meyer lemon and plum curd and Italian buttercream. 510 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:47,832 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 511 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:49,668 My favorite so far. 512 00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:51,419 You've said that about all of them. 513 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,630 And I meant it every time. 514 00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:57,008 Sunrise and Lucy will be stoked with any of these, babe. 515 00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:59,302 You're... 516 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:00,970 incredible. 517 00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:02,889 Thanks. 518 00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:06,393 But if you call me "babe" again, I'm gonna stick you in the oven. 519 00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:15,819 So... 520 00:28:17,153 --> 00:28:18,780 I found a place. 521 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:21,157 Little bungalow in Atwater. 522 00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:25,120 Close enough I can jog to you, but not so close it's clingy. 523 00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:27,080 -What about-- -I canceled Bali. 524 00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:31,209 You said if it felt right for me to stay, then I should. 525 00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:33,795 And... this feels right. 526 00:28:34,462 --> 00:28:35,630 I want to see where this goes. 527 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,424 Milo, I care about you a lot. 528 00:28:38,007 --> 00:28:39,634 And this has been great. 529 00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:41,010 I just... 530 00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:43,972 I like the way things are. 531 00:28:45,890 --> 00:28:48,560 I'm not sure I'm ready to change the dynamic. 532 00:28:48,643 --> 00:28:52,188 The dynamic where you call me when you need to get over another guy? 533 00:28:53,606 --> 00:28:55,692 Yes. But it's not just that. 534 00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:01,448 You, more than anyone, know that I am a package deal. 535 00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:04,284 Forty... 536 00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:06,119 he needs me. 537 00:29:06,369 --> 00:29:08,872 He's working on this film, which, quite frankly, is bound to fail 538 00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:09,956 because they all do. 539 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:12,000 And when he does, he'll implode. 540 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:13,126 I can feel it. 541 00:29:13,209 --> 00:29:15,503 It's just like the earthquake. We all know the big one is coming. 542 00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:18,506 -He's a grown man, Love. -But he's not, really. 543 00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:23,219 One thing I love is your honesty. 544 00:29:23,803 --> 00:29:26,931 Maybe it's time to get honest with how codependent you are with him. 545 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,434 Hey, look. 546 00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:35,273 I'm... falling in love with you. 547 00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:38,735 And it's okay if you're not there yet. 548 00:29:39,402 --> 00:29:40,403 I can wait. 549 00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:42,572 Just... let me. 550 00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:45,283 Please. 551 00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:56,211 Will? Will, wake up. 552 00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:57,295 Oh! 553 00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:00,924 What happened? 554 00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:04,636 You Exorcist-vomited all over my favorite top 555 00:30:04,719 --> 00:30:06,262 and then passed out. 556 00:30:07,347 --> 00:30:08,932 Oh. 557 00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:11,976 Same thing happened to me a couple years ago 558 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:14,521 when I read that celery was negative calories. 559 00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:16,314 I ate nothing else for three days 560 00:30:16,397 --> 00:30:19,025 and then projectile barfed all over my own birthday cake. 561 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:23,446 -Oh. -Enough of this juice shit. 562 00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:26,616 I'm ordering burgers and shakes. 563 00:30:34,749 --> 00:30:35,625 So? 564 00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:43,216 Ugh. 565 00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:44,634 It's hard to read. 566 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,053 But I still couldn't put it down. 567 00:30:49,472 --> 00:30:50,598 It's incredible. 568 00:30:51,599 --> 00:30:54,227 Well, don't sound so surprised. 569 00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:58,481 It's weird how powerful vulnerability can feel. 570 00:30:58,898 --> 00:31:01,651 I don't think I would've had the guts if you hadn't angered me into it. 571 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:03,653 Still not a thank-you. 572 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,114 You know you can always count on me to say the wrong thing. 573 00:31:07,156 --> 00:31:10,660 If I told you I was proud, would you want to hurt me? 574 00:31:10,743 --> 00:31:12,412 -Probably. -Okay. 575 00:31:12,495 --> 00:31:13,621 -Yeah. -Well. 576 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,332 I'm definitely not proud of you. 577 00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:20,753 So... did you really think you were gonna juice your way 578 00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:22,589 back into Love Quinn's heart? 579 00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:24,257 Wasn't about her. 580 00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:26,718 Not really. 581 00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:28,761 What? You trying to reach your goal weight? 582 00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:30,805 Just want to clear the noise. 583 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:32,765 Did it work? 584 00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:35,184 I don't know. 585 00:31:36,227 --> 00:31:37,937 Maybe I'm cynical, but I... 586 00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:43,651 really don't think any of that stuff works for anyone who's truly broken. 587 00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:45,862 Serves us better to just keep barreling forward 588 00:31:45,945 --> 00:31:47,530 and hope the demons can't keep up. 589 00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:49,324 So... 590 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:51,409 might as well be who you are. 591 00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:54,537 This is not outrunning demons. 592 00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:57,206 This is slaying them. 593 00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,709 -No thanks to you. -Zero thanks to me. 594 00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:03,671 Nice to meet the real you, Delilah. 595 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,131 You're really quite beautiful. 596 00:32:05,214 --> 00:32:06,174 Oh, no. 597 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:08,426 This is good. 598 00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:12,138 Everything's better with a little whiskey. 599 00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:14,307 In fact, 600 00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:16,976 this night could do with a little bit more. 601 00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:18,019 You up for a walk? 602 00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:24,400 My first impression of you was... 603 00:32:25,151 --> 00:32:26,527 weirdo. 604 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,364 Oh, come on, you can't be surprised. 605 00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:32,200 - You had no social media. - Oh! 606 00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:35,787 You show up with a backpack, all New York. 607 00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:39,415 Most people show up like overeager labradoodles. 608 00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:41,292 I couldn't pull shit out of you. 609 00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:46,089 Almost like you were purposely trying to have no personality whatsoever. 610 00:32:46,172 --> 00:32:48,925 - Ow! 611 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:50,176 In vino veritas. 612 00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:51,636 Hey, you asked for it. 613 00:32:53,888 --> 00:32:55,014 Okay, my turn. 614 00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:57,976 What was your first impression of me? 615 00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:00,395 Be honest. 616 00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:02,897 - Definitely do not be honest. -I thought you seemed nice. 617 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:07,318 Okay, you're such a liar. 618 00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:11,781 Why don't you wash your mouth out, try again. Veritas. 619 00:33:15,034 --> 00:33:16,828 Oh, well, here goes. 620 00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:19,539 I thought you seemed sad. 621 00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:24,377 I could see how much you had on your shoulders. 622 00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:26,254 It's a lot. 623 00:33:27,463 --> 00:33:30,049 Also, I have this bad habit of trying to fix people. 624 00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:33,845 Thus, the unfriendly New Yorker. So I'm sorry about that. 625 00:33:33,928 --> 00:33:34,804 Hey... 626 00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:37,640 Stop apologizing. 627 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:43,354 You still think I'm a weirdo? 628 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:48,484 I mean, I always trust first impressions. 629 00:33:49,944 --> 00:33:51,279 Thing is, 630 00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:53,239 I like weirdos. 631 00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:58,703 Damaged finds damaged. 632 00:34:00,913 --> 00:34:01,914 Every time. 633 00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:25,188 Fuck me. 634 00:34:33,446 --> 00:34:35,364 David Fincher. 635 00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:37,658 Come on. He's a personal friend. 636 00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:39,285 Can we just get him in here, 637 00:34:39,619 --> 00:34:42,121 so we don't have to do the whole phone call thing? 638 00:34:42,997 --> 00:34:44,373 No? Okay. 639 00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:49,087 What if they take fingerprints? What if they take DNA? 640 00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:52,924 Not like there's a crusty jar of piss in Peach Salinger's house or anything. 641 00:34:53,007 --> 00:34:55,927 Guard's playing deaf and dumb. It was worth a try, though. 642 00:34:57,011 --> 00:34:58,054 What a night, huh? 643 00:34:58,137 --> 00:35:00,264 How long do you think they'll keep us in here? 644 00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:02,892 I don't know. I think it's like a six-hour hold. 645 00:35:02,975 --> 00:35:04,727 And then they take our fingerprints and shit. 646 00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:06,104 Shit, shit, shit. 647 00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:09,524 Are you okay? 648 00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:12,110 -I just... - Benji, Peach, Beck, Jasper, Hendy. 649 00:35:12,193 --> 00:35:13,736 ...don't like confined spaces. 650 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:15,154 Okay. Well, don't worry. 651 00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:16,781 I got this. 652 00:35:16,864 --> 00:35:19,158 Is this really your first time being arrested? 653 00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:20,743 -Is it not yours? 654 00:35:21,994 --> 00:35:23,246 - Delilah. 655 00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:25,790 Fincher, thank God! 656 00:35:25,873 --> 00:35:27,208 Really? 657 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,710 Can you get us out of here? It was just a big misunderstanding. 658 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:31,754 We were barely tipsy. We weren't even driving-- 659 00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:33,798 I heard why they brought you in. 660 00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:34,841 That doesn't sound 661 00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:36,592 -like a misunderstanding to me. -Finch. 662 00:35:39,345 --> 00:35:40,805 You need a lawyer. 663 00:35:42,056 --> 00:35:43,516 I'm sorry, but, uh... 664 00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:45,601 I can't help you. 665 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,987 Will, you know anybody with pull who isn't a jealous fuck? 666 00:35:59,448 --> 00:36:01,951 It's no problem, sport. I have a guy for these things. 667 00:36:02,034 --> 00:36:04,579 Just sit tight. Oh, and, hey... 668 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:06,789 I'm so proud of you. 669 00:36:10,042 --> 00:36:12,962 Oh, my God. In an alley. 670 00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:16,340 Bettelheim. Alves. You're next for processing. 671 00:36:16,924 --> 00:36:17,842 Fab. 672 00:36:17,925 --> 00:36:19,427 Mexico's only a few hours away. 673 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:22,096 I could start there. Will did say I'd like it. Then go south. 674 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,306 Keep going. 675 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:27,185 There you go. 676 00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:29,228 All right, let's go, D. 677 00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:34,108 You and your friend are free to go. 678 00:36:38,112 --> 00:36:40,865 Apparently, you have some pretty powerful friends, 679 00:36:40,948 --> 00:36:42,158 William Bettelheim. 680 00:36:42,825 --> 00:36:44,619 Thank you, Officer. 681 00:36:46,287 --> 00:36:47,371 Wait, I know you. 682 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:48,372 Yeah, he's my neighbor. 683 00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:50,291 You've probably seen him around the building. 684 00:36:51,125 --> 00:36:52,210 Thanks for your help. 685 00:37:04,972 --> 00:37:05,890 Is that it? 686 00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:08,517 If not, I know where to find you. 687 00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:17,068 Well, the sun's already up. 688 00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:19,070 It's beautiful. 689 00:37:21,614 --> 00:37:22,990 I actually have to get to work, 690 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,326 but thank you 691 00:37:25,701 --> 00:37:28,704 for a night I will not soon forget. 692 00:37:30,873 --> 00:37:33,000 Yeah, that was fun. 693 00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:37,421 Should probs stick to friendship from now on, though. 694 00:37:39,048 --> 00:37:40,091 For Ellie. 695 00:37:41,884 --> 00:37:42,802 Friends? 696 00:37:46,138 --> 00:37:47,431 You're such an idiot. 697 00:37:55,856 --> 00:37:57,733 Are you guys fucking kidding me? 698 00:37:58,526 --> 00:37:59,485 Elle, I-- 699 00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:01,570 You left me alone all night so you could get laid? 700 00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:04,657 Why do you have to be such a slut? 701 00:38:10,037 --> 00:38:11,080 Friends. 702 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,715 Indecent exposure. 703 00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:23,968 It's a really good title for something. It kind of rolls off the tongue. 704 00:38:24,051 --> 00:38:26,178 Indecent exposure. 705 00:38:26,262 --> 00:38:27,388 I'm not telling you anything. 706 00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:30,016 How lewd... conduct. 707 00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:33,811 Hey, gents. 708 00:38:35,521 --> 00:38:36,689 Salami. 709 00:38:36,772 --> 00:38:39,150 You don't like surprises. And you hate roses. 710 00:38:41,819 --> 00:38:43,195 She hates roses. 711 00:38:43,279 --> 00:38:44,905 It's like he's not even trying, 712 00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:47,283 and yet, somehow he still tries too hard. 713 00:38:52,246 --> 00:38:54,123 -Later, fellas. -Bye, Vagemite. 714 00:38:54,206 --> 00:38:55,750 Oh, hey, 715 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:58,336 really looking forward to your next failed attempt 716 00:38:58,419 --> 00:38:59,837 to lock down my sister. 717 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,672 I'm loving the enthusiasm. 718 00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:03,049 Don't do it. 719 00:39:04,216 --> 00:39:05,176 Forty... 720 00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:08,804 I know it's not easy for you when Love's attention's on someone else. 721 00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:12,350 But I'm gonna be around, so it'd be nice if we could be cordial 722 00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:13,768 like adults. 723 00:39:13,851 --> 00:39:15,394 Your sister and I are happy. 724 00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:18,105 And it'd nice if you could be happy for her, too. Huh, champ? 725 00:39:19,273 --> 00:39:20,358 Shit. 726 00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:24,987 Interesting. See, the way that I see it, 727 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:28,532 you're not gonna be around long, at all. 728 00:39:29,408 --> 00:39:30,910 'Cause you're a Neanderthal. 729 00:39:30,993 --> 00:39:32,912 Wow, when are you gonna grow up? 730 00:39:32,995 --> 00:39:36,707 When are you gonna realize that natural deodorant is not working for you? 731 00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:37,792 Guys, let’s take it down. 732 00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:38,793 What’s going on? 733 00:39:38,876 --> 00:39:40,419 You're the reason why Love can’t do anything good with her life. 734 00:39:40,503 --> 00:39:42,296 You’re a fucking albatross around her neck. 735 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,964 -Milo-- - I wonder what James, 736 00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,425 your best friend, is thinking, sitting up in heaven, 737 00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:49,387 watching you fingerbang his wife 'cause you can’t keep your dick hard. 738 00:39:49,512 --> 00:39:50,388 -Hey! 739 00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:51,847 Oh, my God. Forty. 740 00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:52,890 That’s enough. 741 00:39:53,307 --> 00:39:54,225 Get the fuck out, Milo! 742 00:39:54,308 --> 00:39:55,226 He started it! 743 00:39:55,309 --> 00:39:56,560 -Oh, grow up! -Me? 744 00:39:56,644 --> 00:39:58,479 I’ve been biting my tongue for a long time. 745 00:39:58,562 --> 00:40:00,856 But maybe if you paid less attention to your idiot brother, 746 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,608 and more attention to what’s actually in front of you, 747 00:40:02,691 --> 00:40:04,527 you might've noticed sooner that James was sick. 748 00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:09,323 She said get out. 749 00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:11,492 Yeah? What are you gonna do? 750 00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:13,577 Be a big man? 751 00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:14,995 Hope she takes you back? 752 00:40:37,726 --> 00:40:38,561 What? 753 00:40:38,644 --> 00:40:40,771 I remembered where I knew your friend from. 754 00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:42,982 Great. Bye. 755 00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:46,026 Stopped him for jaywalking, right outside your place. 756 00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:48,404 Pulled some limited-edition headphones off him. 757 00:40:48,988 --> 00:40:50,865 Really? You were that cop? 758 00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:52,450 He was throwing them away, D. 759 00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:54,785 William Bettelheim drives a beater Honda Civic 760 00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:57,538 and makes $12 an hour working at a grocery store. 761 00:40:57,621 --> 00:41:00,207 Those headphones alone cost more than he makes in a week. 762 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:03,294 You ran a background check, Finch? What the hell is wrong with you? 763 00:41:03,377 --> 00:41:06,464 Listen, Delilah, that was the same night that Henderson was murdered. 764 00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:09,383 What’s a guy with no real money, no assets doing, 765 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,760 getting rid of $600 headphones 766 00:41:11,844 --> 00:41:14,221 at 4:00 a.m. the same night a celebrity was killed? 767 00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:15,473 The same celebrity 768 00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:17,808 who is the spokesperson for those fucking headphones? 769 00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:20,519 Okay, just stop, Alex Jones. 770 00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:22,980 Look, I know you didn’t like seeing me with another dude, 771 00:41:23,063 --> 00:41:25,399 but this look is not cute. 772 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:26,775 If you wanna be exclusive, 773 00:41:26,859 --> 00:41:29,278 you can ask me out on a real date, and then we’ll talk. 774 00:41:29,361 --> 00:41:31,280 But I’m not entertaining your ego anymore. Goodbye. 775 00:41:31,363 --> 00:41:32,448 No, D. 776 00:41:47,963 --> 00:41:49,089 Doesn’t mean anything. 777 00:41:52,259 --> 00:41:54,053 My skirt was pulled up. 778 00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:56,347 So you’re saying Henderson-- 779 00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:59,600 -Or, hey, maybe my skirt just rode up. -How much did you pay Will to follow me? 780 00:41:59,683 --> 00:42:02,394 Just wanted to make sure you got that envelope on your doorstep. 781 00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:05,606 -How did you know about that? -This is quite a who's who. 782 00:42:05,689 --> 00:42:07,608 -Oh, look, I made the cut. - Apparently, 783 00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:09,652 you have some pretty powerful friends, 784 00:42:09,735 --> 00:42:10,986 William Bettelheim. 785 00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:23,791 There’s no way. 786 00:43:09,753 --> 00:43:11,672 You see? Nothing. 787 00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:31,942 All right. 788 00:43:54,214 --> 00:43:55,132 Hey. 789 00:43:55,215 --> 00:43:59,011 That was the most disgusting display of toxic masculinity. 790 00:43:59,094 --> 00:44:02,014 Okay, I don't need you, or you, or anybody to defend me, 791 00:44:02,097 --> 00:44:04,224 or my honor, or whatever you think makes you entitled 792 00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:06,018 -to do what you just did. -Okay. 793 00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:10,814 Miss "Sic the PI on my Girlfriend for My Protection," 794 00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:14,860 retract the claws, lest you scratch yourself with hypocrisy. 795 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:21,700 Yeah. We’re all a bunch of assholes. 796 00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:26,288 Yeah, you’re right. It wasn’t our place. 797 00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:29,416 I’m sorry. 798 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,168 I'm sorry too. 799 00:44:31,585 --> 00:44:35,547 We just... We love you too much. Don’t we, sport? 800 00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:38,759 Always. 801 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,680 I should get going. I have dinner plans. 802 00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:44,515 Another date? 803 00:44:45,891 --> 00:44:47,476 It's just dinner with a friend. 804 00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:51,897 Hey. 805 00:44:54,733 --> 00:44:55,859 You’re a good friend... 806 00:44:58,153 --> 00:44:59,029 Joe. 807 00:45:00,406 --> 00:45:01,407 My name. 808 00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:04,785 My real name in your mouth is like poetry. 809 00:45:05,035 --> 00:45:06,161 No matter what happens, 810 00:45:06,245 --> 00:45:08,163 no matter how much self-work I do, 811 00:45:08,247 --> 00:45:11,375 a part of me will always miss the home that is you. 812 00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:13,460 And I’m okay with that, Love. 813 00:45:25,597 --> 00:45:29,601 What in the actual... fuck? 814 00:45:54,209 --> 00:45:56,503 Holy shit, perv! 815 00:45:59,798 --> 00:46:01,216 -Ew. 816 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:07,556 Oh. 817 00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:18,400 Hey, Finch, it’s me. Uh... 818 00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:21,320 Just call me back. 819 00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:39,171 I got a nanny cam 820 00:46:39,254 --> 00:46:44,218 in my apartment when my crazy ex... broke in. 821 00:46:46,094 --> 00:46:48,555 I was gonna ask if you wanted to have dinner tonight. 822 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:53,018 Until I saw you’d already been by. 823 00:46:54,269 --> 00:46:55,979 And found some keys. 824 00:46:57,815 --> 00:46:59,149 Give me the phone. 825 00:47:00,442 --> 00:47:01,902 Don’t make me take it. 826 00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:16,875 What are you gonna do? 827 00:47:22,422 --> 00:47:24,174 I will scream. 828 00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:25,884 It's soundproof. 829 00:47:27,052 --> 00:47:29,429 Just think about Ellie. 830 00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:33,267 She will be alone. 831 00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:51,827 Hey, booger. 832 00:47:53,996 --> 00:47:55,289 This is Dale. 833 00:47:56,248 --> 00:47:57,332 Say hi. 834 00:47:59,585 --> 00:48:01,545 Come on. Get in the car. 835 00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:04,089 Your dad will be home any minute. 836 00:48:05,632 --> 00:48:07,551 You said it would just be us. 837 00:48:08,802 --> 00:48:11,013 How exactly did you think that was gonna happen? 838 00:48:12,639 --> 00:48:15,225 Come on. I don’t have time for this. Get in, Joey. 839 00:48:21,356 --> 00:48:23,483 Get in the car. 840 00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:39,583 No. 841 00:48:41,710 --> 00:48:44,254 Oh, no, no, no. 842 00:48:44,338 --> 00:48:47,049 No, no, no! 843 00:48:48,258 --> 00:48:49,259 Don't panic. 844 00:48:49,885 --> 00:48:51,053 I'm not gonna hurt you. 845 00:48:51,637 --> 00:48:53,639 I would never do anything to hurt you or Ellie. 846 00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:57,601 Will, please, do not leave me in here! 847 00:48:57,684 --> 00:49:00,979 I just need to make some arrangements, and you will never see me again. 848 00:49:01,063 --> 00:49:03,190 I promise you and Ellie will be fine. 849 00:49:04,816 --> 00:49:05,901 Together. 850 00:49:07,819 --> 00:49:09,279 I just need you to trust me. 851 00:49:10,405 --> 00:49:13,367 Can you trust me, Delilah? 852 00:50:18,932 --> 00:50:20,726 Subtitle by Matheus Modesto