1 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:21,688 Who here among us really knew Henderson? 2 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:26,234 The famous belong to everyone and none of us. 3 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:29,195 Well, I knew him pretty well, I think. 4 00:00:29,487 --> 00:00:31,906 One time, before I was about to go onstage, 5 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:35,827 some dude comes over and dumps wine all over my front 6 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:36,828 on purpose. 7 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:38,580 [crowd laughs] 8 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:41,416 Well, Hendy sees this, and what does he do? 9 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:44,002 Number one, he punches the guy in the face. 10 00:00:44,919 --> 00:00:47,756 Number two, he took off his own shirt 11 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:49,090 and gave it to me. 12 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:51,009 And number three, 13 00:00:51,634 --> 00:00:54,596 he pulled this perfectly clean bra out of his pocket 14 00:00:55,096 --> 00:00:57,015 and gave that to me, too. 15 00:00:57,557 --> 00:01:00,810 Oh, by the way, that was during his comedy prop era, of course. 16 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:02,854 [chuckles] I think. 17 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:05,690 The point is, I don't care where he got the bra... 18 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:08,610 I heard they found his body in a sex dungeon. 19 00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:10,987 Come on, Gabe. Don't kink-shame the dead. 20 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,363 -[Gabe] No, I'm not, okay? -[shushes] 21 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:15,075 [Mary] But I loved him. You know why? 22 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:17,660 He was real. Damn it, Hendy. 23 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,913 A tale told by an idiot... 24 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:24,125 [Joe] She's still here, hanging on like a sucker fish. 25 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:25,835 Embraced by your friends. 26 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,670 Everyone's happy you get a break from your gig 27 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,297 as Forty's primary caregiver, 28 00:01:29,380 --> 00:01:33,009 but I will be victorious in this war she has waged. 29 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,511 Stop her permanently. 30 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,305 Not Henderson permanently, that got away from me. 31 00:01:37,388 --> 00:01:39,265 But permanently nonetheless. 32 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:49,901 I swear to God, if they ever find the cowardly shit stain who did this, 33 00:01:50,401 --> 00:01:52,737 I'm going to bash his fucking head in. 34 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,032 -Forty. -I know this is hard, 35 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,284 but you need to find a silver lining, bunny. 36 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,954 [Joe] Bunny. What an absurd nickname. 37 00:02:01,037 --> 00:02:03,540 I used to find it sweet. But it's not sweet. It's psychotic. 38 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:05,750 A bunny boiler is what she is. 39 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,210 He was murdered, babe. 40 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:10,296 When my ex attacked me, it was the worst day of my life. 41 00:02:10,588 --> 00:02:12,382 But I didn't lay down and die. 42 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:14,801 I came out stronger. 43 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:19,597 That's the thing with tragedy. 44 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:22,976 It makes you live for the now. 45 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:25,061 [Joe] Yeah. Live, for now. 46 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,439 No, no. This can be managed. 47 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:30,483 Move in with me, Ames. 48 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:34,487 Ditch the B and B, and be my hausfrau. 49 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:37,740 [Love] Forty, Forty... 50 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:41,452 maybe-- maybe it's not the best to make big decisions 51 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,705 when you're grieving, you know? 52 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:46,833 Can you just let me have this? Please. 53 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:48,293 Like... 54 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:52,005 I can't be here, okay? I, like, need some matcha. 55 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:53,423 Forty. 56 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:01,890 I think Vampira is buried right over here. 57 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:10,857 Speaking of which, I spy the coveted third totem. 58 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,026 [Love, Lucy, Sunrise] What? 59 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:14,235 -Where? -What's happening? 60 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:15,987 -Wham and bam, girls. -[all gasp] 61 00:03:16,070 --> 00:03:18,281 [Lucy] Oh, my God. I think you're right. 62 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:21,367 Oh, both wearing the shit out of that pink lacy dress. 63 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,411 -Oh, my God! You got number three! -[shrieks] 64 00:03:23,494 --> 00:03:24,913 -Right. -Yeah! 65 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:26,289 What's number three? 66 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:28,333 Oh, right. You're new here. Okay, so... 67 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:31,169 We have this theory-- well, it's actually Gabe's theory, 68 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:33,630 which is that Los Angeles has seven totems, 69 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:36,049 and once you find all of them, you're officially an Angeleno. 70 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:37,634 -And can never leave. -Yeah. 71 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:40,261 We all found them ages ago, but Lucy never found the dress one. 72 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:42,805 -Hey, till today. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 73 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:45,433 -No, this one can count for you, too. -Oh, great. 74 00:03:45,516 --> 00:03:47,936 [Joe] Stuck in LA forever, what could be better? 75 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:48,978 Are you all right? 76 00:03:49,854 --> 00:03:51,898 -You seem... -[Joe] Like a guy attending the memorial 77 00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:53,983 -of a guy he just killed? -...pensive. 78 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:58,321 -[Joe] I have to keep it light for you. -It's funerals. 79 00:03:58,404 --> 00:04:00,114 Of course. Um, yeah. 80 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:02,325 -So, what are these totems? -[Gabe] Oh, oh! 81 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:04,661 -[overlapping] -Got it, lovely. Thank you. 82 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:06,329 Uh, number one, 83 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:08,456 a rollerblader in booty shorts. 84 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:11,793 Number two, a ghetto bird. Um... 85 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:13,628 Police helicopter. 86 00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:19,008 Number three, two starlets wearing the same dress, as observed. 87 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:22,011 -Uh, number four, a pack of coyotes. -[Lucy] Oh, yeah. 88 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:26,099 Right? Yeah. Number five, a dog in a stroller. 89 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:28,434 Number six, an off-brand superhero. 90 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:29,352 But out of context, 91 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:31,729 not in front of Grauman's 'cause that's too easy. 92 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:34,649 Yes, of course. Uh, and number seven, 93 00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:36,859 a palm tree... on fire. 94 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:37,860 -On fire. -Yes. 95 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,070 -It's on fire. -[Love] Right. 96 00:04:39,153 --> 00:04:40,446 -Sounds intense. -[Gabe laughing] 97 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:41,489 Yeah, they are. 98 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:45,660 [Joe] Of course Delilah is here with a flask. 99 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:48,997 This must be hard on her. That's my fault. 100 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:52,917 But I saved her sister from far worse. This I know. 101 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,711 Especially in the rain. 102 00:04:57,338 --> 00:05:01,050 Hey, um, I gotta pop by work. So, later? 103 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:05,221 [Joe] A celebrity has died suspiciously. They'll work harder to solve it. 104 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,223 Did I do enough at the scene? 105 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:10,351 -Is there a problem, Officer? -Little late to be taking out the trash. 106 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:11,686 -For Goodwill. -[Love] Hey. 107 00:05:12,353 --> 00:05:14,272 -Yeah. Okay. I'm sorry. -[giggling] 108 00:05:14,355 --> 00:05:15,440 I'm sorry. Of course. 109 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:18,860 I wolf you. 110 00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:20,903 I wolf you so hard. 111 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:25,074 [sing-songy] Okay. 112 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,118 Bye, guys. 113 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:29,245 -Bye, Lovey. -Bye, babe. 114 00:05:30,913 --> 00:05:34,208 [Joe] Thanks to Forty, I have new intel. Candace has an Airbnb. 115 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:37,086 She needs a place to lower the mask, to be herself. 116 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:40,882 I'm going to find it, and when I do, Hollywood ending. 117 00:05:42,091 --> 00:05:44,093 [opening music playing] 118 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:03,029 Happy anniversary, Mr. Kennedy. 119 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,241 [woman giggling] 120 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:08,868 [giggling] 121 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:18,669 I'm getting around to it. 122 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:21,672 I know, I know, it's not feminist. 123 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:24,092 I want to. I want our kids to have it, too. 124 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:27,762 Proposition? 125 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:29,764 It's been a year. 126 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:33,684 Let's do it, while we're young. 127 00:06:34,268 --> 00:06:35,520 And then when we're in our 40s, 128 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:37,480 we can drive around in a big painted van 129 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:38,731 like the Partridge Family. 130 00:06:41,692 --> 00:06:42,985 Well? Thoughts? 131 00:06:44,987 --> 00:06:48,241 If we know what we want, why wait? 132 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,999 We can have both. 133 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:02,130 For example, I heard the new walk-in's not hooked up yet. 134 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,595 [whispering] Anyone could walk in. 135 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:12,974 Mm-hmm. 136 00:07:26,028 --> 00:07:28,030 [Love sobs] 137 00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:55,725 [Joe] What Candace and I had was never real. I'm certain of that now. 138 00:07:56,225 --> 00:08:00,146 The way she lies. Effortless. Like... breathing. 139 00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:02,940 I feel bad for Forty. He can't resist her Lolita act 140 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:04,275 any more than I could. 141 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,027 Is she sleeping with him? 142 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:08,946 Or did she make up some lie to get out of that, too? 143 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:13,117 Maybe she's decided it's an acceptable price to pay to ruin my life. 144 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:14,869 Or maybe they're in love. 145 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:19,332 One upside to Forty's constant online pleas 146 00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:23,878 for validation is it's easy to figure out where he's gonna be, any given time. 147 00:08:23,961 --> 00:08:26,088 He's on his way now to play Dungeons & Dragons 148 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,715 at Joe Manganiello's house. 149 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:29,884 He's been tweeting about it incessantly for a week. 150 00:08:30,968 --> 00:08:32,512 So what's it gonna be, bunny? 151 00:08:33,095 --> 00:08:34,972 Do we tango here, or...? 152 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,728 Elsewhere it is. 153 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,317 [Joe] The air feels charged. Santa Ana winds. 154 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:49,403 Anyone with a lick of common sense would get the hell out of this town 155 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:50,947 before it's too late. 156 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:54,200 But not us. We had a date with destiny. 157 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,869 I'm reading too much Chandler. 158 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,498 Where is she going in such a hurry? 159 00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:01,916 Is she meeting someone? 160 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:12,802 That is a cop. 161 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:16,430 Probably unrelated, but I can't be too careful. 162 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:21,936 Shit. Okay, okay. It's possible I'm the tiniest bit paranoid. 163 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:30,653 Shit. Candace one, me zero. 164 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:37,243 -What's up, Ellie? -Hey. 165 00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:41,497 -What you reading there, Will? -Oh, uh, Chandler. 166 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:45,042 [Ellie] Nice one. 167 00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:47,336 You should really watch the film, though. 168 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,589 Robert Mitchum is my second-favorite Philip Marlowe. 169 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:51,132 Okay, who's your first? 170 00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:54,302 Just so I know who to picture when I'm staring at the boring little words. 171 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:57,722 Oh, Elliott Gould, of course. Sex on legs. 172 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,558 Probably still can get it. 173 00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:03,811 [Joe] I'm glad to see she's feeling better after all that happened with Henderson. 174 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,438 [Delilah] Fuck me! 175 00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:13,154 -What happened? -[Delilah groans] 176 00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:16,282 I grabbed the fucking curling iron, thought it was the brush. Ow! 177 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,534 -You okay? Run it under cold water. Here. -Here you go. 178 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:22,747 [Joe] One thing I know. When a traumatized woman tries to keep it together 179 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:25,625 when she's actually falling apart, this happens. 180 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:26,876 Is that better? 181 00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:35,593 -Ellie, can you get me an ice pack? -Yeah, um... 182 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:42,183 I saw you at Henderson's memorial. 183 00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:43,684 [Joe] Well, this feels like a trap. 184 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:46,103 -The woman I'm seeing, her brother-- -Love and Forty Quinn? 185 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,229 Yeah, I know who they are. 186 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:51,317 Forty used to take up permanent residence in Hendy's anal cavity 187 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:54,320 before he was ejected for being a junkie prick, 188 00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:57,073 but far be it for me to question the company you keep. 189 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:01,744 -I'm gonna go. -Maybe, yeah. Just... 190 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:04,288 go and forget all about it, 191 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:07,708 just like everybody else is gonna do after they're done canonizing him. 192 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:10,461 [Joe] She's not wrong. Henderson may have gotten what he deserved, 193 00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:13,839 but in the eyes of the public, he's a victim, a hero, even. 194 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:14,799 That's gotta sting. 195 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:15,800 [Ellie] I'm sorry, Will. 196 00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:18,427 My sister's a little upset, and she's also a bitch. 197 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:22,807 I'm taking all of them down. Beginning with his succubus of an agent, 198 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:25,351 followed by anybody else that turned a blind eye. 199 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,560 They're all complicit. 200 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:30,022 [Joe] She should see a doctor, but if I suggest it, she might injure me. 201 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,774 Okay, Jessica Jones, 202 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,110 four ibuprofen and a Xanny. 203 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,488 Take it down a notch, okay? We'll watch a movie. 204 00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:40,533 [Joe] It sucks that she has to manage her sister like this. 205 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:43,452 Uh, Will? Maybe you wanna join? 206 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:47,289 Tonight we're gonna be streaming the 1992 classic 207 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,667 -The Player, starring Tim Robbins-- -We have work to do. 208 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,387 You're a good sister. 209 00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:05,599 I know. So, uh... you in? 210 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:09,186 -Murder, Hollywood? -[Joe] She needs someone right now, 211 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,147 no matter how cool she's acting. 212 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,649 -Candace can wait until tomorrow. -You got any popcorn? 213 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,318 'Course I do. I'm not an animal. 214 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,665 [Forty sighs in relief] 215 00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:38,090 Oldest of sports. 216 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,885 Is it bisexual pescatarian week again already? 217 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:44,305 -Man, time flies. -What's D-FOL? 218 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:47,641 Dark Face of Love. The "the" is silent. 219 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:50,478 We are setting up a temp production office in the back. 220 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,605 -Who's we? -Me and Amy. 221 00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:56,734 And you. Giving you a producer credit, brohamulus. 222 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,694 Forty, I'm not qualified. 223 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,112 You're hilarious. 224 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:02,281 It's no pay, just points on the back end, 225 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:05,576 and as much festival poon as you can schnorf. 226 00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:07,369 [Joe] He knows I'm dating his sister, right? 227 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,914 Uh-oh. Did you not get enough sleep last night? 228 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,208 I was up late. 229 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:13,876 Okay, well, 230 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,921 still need you to sign the production contact sheet. 231 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,053 Okay. What's a loan-out? 232 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:28,307 You can just make something up. Like, Bettelheim Productions. 233 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:30,059 Bettelheim Films. Bettel-- 234 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,228 That name is really aggressive. 235 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,439 It's not gonna marquee well at all. We'll brainstorm. 236 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:41,070 What's Amy's address? She didn't fill it out. So I can do it. 237 00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:45,199 I know it's in Echo Park. I wanna say Loma Vista Lane? 238 00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:46,617 I'm not sure what the number is. 239 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,285 [Joe] That's a start. 240 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:50,621 All right. 241 00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:53,415 First production meeting is 19:00. 242 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,625 All hands on deck. 243 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:56,836 [Forty chuckles, grunts] 244 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,340 [Joe] Sorry, Fortinbrah, just made other plans. 245 00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:03,342 Boop! 246 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,719 -Up for a road trip? -Where to? 247 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:10,099 Glendora. It is a drive, but the things that this donut shop does 248 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,351 with fresh strawberries should be considered a sex crime. 249 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,061 That's intriguing. 250 00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:16,480 Pick me up at six? 251 00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:19,984 [Joe] Okay. Two hours to get the tactical advantage I need 252 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,236 to stop Candace. I can make this work. 253 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:27,950 Only two rentals on Loma Vista Lane, and one isn't really her speed. 254 00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,786 This feels more like Candace. 255 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,913 The Gothic Barbie dream house. 256 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,958 "Historic Victorian home in Angelino Heights. 257 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:39,503 Private bathroom, balcony. Tee-pee access. 258 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:42,131 Rachel is a superhost with a five-star rating 259 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,883 who recently relocated to Berlin." 260 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,426 Cross-reference Google Maps, 261 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,094 and bingo. 262 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,805 Candace found me, I found her. 263 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,642 [phone buzzing] 264 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,913 [Joe] Toyota Camry. Same as yesterday. 265 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,666 I should listen to my instincts. This is bad, Love. 266 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,126 Plainclothes cop? 267 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,212 Henderson? Maybe Will talked? 268 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:26,216 Jasper's associates got to him in Manila-- No, that's crazy. 269 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,677 Dr. Nicky hired a PI from prison. 270 00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:31,972 What's he got on me? Oh, no, no no. 271 00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:35,601 This city is fucking endless. 272 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,229 If I can't disappear into all that... 273 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,066 No, Love, I don't want to disappear. 274 00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:44,109 I want to eat donuts, impress your parents. 275 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,112 Hear my name, my real name, on your lips. 276 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:48,989 [Coyotes howling] 277 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,659 Pack of-- No, thank you. 278 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,381 [Joe] Fucking LA traffic. I'm so late for you, Love. 279 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:08,842 Is that the Toyota? 280 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:13,305 No, no no. Oh, Love. 281 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:18,143 -[car door opens and closes] -You're having me followed. 282 00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:20,688 No. There has to be an explanation. 283 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,529 If you're gonna show up an hour late, you should call. 284 00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:29,446 [Joe] She's furious, 285 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:32,282 or the doors are about to fling open with an army of law enforcement. 286 00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:33,283 It's hard to say. 287 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,247 I'm so sorry. 288 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,582 Hey, I don't do apology assault, Will. 289 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,795 You stood me up, you'll get to apologize on my time. 290 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,423 Understood. 291 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,299 [Joe] So far, so weird. 292 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,010 That doesn't look like the face of a woman 293 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,970 who just learned something unspeakable about her man. 294 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,805 Maybe I should just... 295 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,056 Love... 296 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,185 Is everything okay? 297 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,938 I don't know. You tell me. 298 00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:07,443 When I was walking up just now, there was a man leaving here. 299 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:10,988 Yeah, that's Alec Grigoryan. He's a private detective. 300 00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:13,198 My family's been using him for years. 301 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,325 He was here, why? 302 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,578 Well, I hired him to look into Amy. 303 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,206 -Oh. -[Joe] You trust me. 304 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:24,960 It's Candace you don't trust because you are smart and true. 305 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,129 -But-- -Why wouldn't you say something? 306 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:30,382 It's not a big deal unless he finds something, right? 307 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:35,220 I think hiring a PI is actually kind of a big deal. 308 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,263 Not if you're a Quinn. 309 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,351 I can't believe you're being so casual. 310 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,937 I don't know why you're freaking out. You don't even like her. 311 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,065 Would you ever hire someone to follow me? 312 00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,942 I don't know. Why? Should I? 313 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:51,403 [Joe] Who are you right now? 314 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:54,656 The thing is, people take advantage of people with money. 315 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,116 It's just a fact, okay? 316 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,619 I'm not gonna apologize for protecting my family. 317 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:00,662 Ever. 318 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,539 [Joe] Privilege check, aisle one. 319 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,877 -I just think-- -[sharply] What? 320 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,765 My parents offered to help. 321 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,392 We can pay them back, and... 322 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,033 Can we talk about this? 323 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,874 You're just detoxing. 324 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,302 [Joe] I just think... 325 00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:59,555 I'm some spoiled rich girl? 326 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,643 Independent, but always have a golden parachute if I need it? 327 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,020 -[Joe] Well, yeah. -It's not what I meant. 328 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:08,605 You did. 329 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,612 I'll call Alec tomorrow morning. 330 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,739 Tell him to stop following Amy. 331 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,993 I get how it's too much. 332 00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:22,369 Okay? I'm sorry. 333 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,498 I'm sorry. 334 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:31,003 I'm sorry for missing our donut pil-- 335 00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:32,754 I told you, 336 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:36,758 don't apologize. 337 00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,639 [giggling] 338 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:48,729 Salmonella? 339 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,398 -You're an idiot. -Yes. 340 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,692 [Joe] No secrets, Love. Please. 341 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:56,153 I really don't do well with secrets. 342 00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:03,785 Barry. Okay, Barry, don't be such a massive pussy. 343 00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,245 Just match Ray. 344 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,582 Don't you want your name on something relevant? 345 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:11,627 Something that matters, something-- Exactly. 346 00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:16,673 Yes-- Of course I'll tell my dad. 347 00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,967 Thank you, Barry. Thank you. 348 00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,636 [kisses] Thank you. 349 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,599 Barry's in the bag. Put him down for 100K. 350 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,810 Great. I have a hair thing. 351 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,063 Oh, okay. 352 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:35,025 Bye. Treasure you. 353 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:38,820 Fucking Barry. 354 00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:11,895 Can I help you? 355 00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:14,356 I'm looking for Will. 356 00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,692 Oh, sorry. He's not home right now. 357 00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:19,194 I'm Amy. You are...? 358 00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:20,988 The building manager. 359 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,198 Oh, cool. 360 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,828 I love these old Deco places. 361 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:32,249 I'm glad Will opted for some charm and not some soulless condo. 362 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,835 -How do you know Will? -Friends. 363 00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:37,170 But, you know, it's complicated. 364 00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:40,924 You were at the memorial yesterday, weren't you? 365 00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:44,553 Yeah. Hence, complicated. [chuckles] 366 00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:46,596 Will and I used to date. 367 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:50,642 He has a pair of earrings I've been trying to get back. 368 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,894 -Do you think you could-- -Did you know Henderson? 369 00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:55,022 Forty did. 370 00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:58,108 His comedy really wasn't my speed. 371 00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:02,904 And I don't mean to speak ill of the dead, but he seemed kind of like a perv. 372 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,996 Oh, you can't actually come in. It's against the law. 373 00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:13,707 Um, but what do they look like? 374 00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:15,917 Like, dangly little green stones. 375 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,878 Do you have any idea where they might be? 376 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,171 Um... 377 00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:20,422 Nightstand? 378 00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,300 Okay, I'll go-- I'll go look. 379 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:29,181 [Delilah] So, are you from Brooklyn, too? 380 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:32,225 Not originally, but that's where I met Will. 381 00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:36,063 That's cute. Who followed who? 382 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:39,983 I'm sorry? 383 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,778 To LA. Did you follow him or him you? 384 00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:44,613 Oh. We were already broken up 385 00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:47,282 so more of a coincidence that we both ended up here. 386 00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:51,119 Well, I didn't find any earrings. 387 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,204 Um... 388 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,747 [sighs] Damn it. 389 00:22:54,998 --> 00:22:57,292 All right. I'll hit him up later. Thank you so much. 390 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,460 Yeah, no problem. 391 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:08,762 [phone ringing] 392 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:11,181 -[Love] This is Love. -Miss Quinn. 393 00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:14,351 -Alec Grigoryan. -Yeah, thanks for calling me back. 394 00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:16,520 I've decided I want to call off the investigation. 395 00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:18,021 You can charge me for the whole day. 396 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:20,148 Well, I think you're gonna wanna see what I found. 397 00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:21,817 Can you meet? 398 00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:38,959 [Joe] Now that you've called off the dogs, 399 00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:41,628 I can get back to the work of getting Candace away from us. 400 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,590 -Hey, Casanova. -I'm gonna keep walking, Ellie. 401 00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:48,135 I'm just impressed. 402 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:51,680 Our little Will caught the eye of heiress Love Quinn 403 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:54,182 and is sneaking around with a secret ex-girl. 404 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,476 Did not think you had that much game. 405 00:23:56,643 --> 00:23:58,019 Ex-girl? 406 00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:00,439 I appreciate how you're not racist towards gingers. 407 00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:03,358 Ginger? What are you talking about? 408 00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:06,611 Came by looking for earrings. Come on. 409 00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:10,240 -That's, like, gotta be code for... -[Joe] Candace, here. 410 00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:13,535 Listen to me. That woman, she's-- 411 00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:14,703 She's what? 412 00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:17,456 -What? -She's no one. 413 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,417 -You are so lying to me right now. -Go home. 414 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:25,297 Hey, just because you're dripping in hoo-ha doesn't mean you're all that! 415 00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:27,299 Asshole. 416 00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:34,598 Candace coming here crosses a line. I need a new plan. 417 00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,565 If you think about it, she's already living on borrowed time. 418 00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:46,526 She resurrected like some sort of ginger vampire 419 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:47,986 to suck my life away. 420 00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:51,406 Dealing with her is nothing but balancing the cosmic scales. 421 00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:56,203 It's not safe, her walking around free. 422 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:01,625 She's dangerous, not just to me. To your brother. To you. 423 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,929 Night off. That works. 424 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,061 Seems bunny's home. 425 00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:24,648 [dog barking in the distance] 426 00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:56,221 [woman grunts] 427 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:01,560 [groans] 428 00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:09,109 [Joe] "Rope bondage." "Tight binding." "Krav Maga"? 429 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,076 Candace! 430 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,789 Untie me, you... bitch! 431 00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:24,457 -[woman] I'm sorry, -Oh! 432 00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:26,334 -what did you call me? -Ah! 433 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:27,961 [Joe] Not Candace. What? 434 00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:40,390 [Candace panting] Hi. 435 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:43,184 I-- I just-- I... [clears throat] 436 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:44,686 Just save your lies for the cops. 437 00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:47,606 No, this is-- this is not what it looks like. 438 00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:48,732 Oh, really? 439 00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:51,568 Candace Stone? 440 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:57,157 You're not a film financier. You're a waitress, barely. 441 00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,910 Spent a good few weeks in a mental hospital last year. 442 00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:05,415 You have no money, no family, no permanent address. 443 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:08,084 And so you tried to con us. 444 00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:11,421 -Wouldn't be the first time. -Love, okay, please-- 445 00:27:11,504 --> 00:27:14,215 The one thing I still don't understand is what you want with Will. 446 00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:17,594 His name's not Will. 447 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,556 -Jesus Christ, what-- -It's Joe Goldberg. 448 00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:25,226 He's my ex-boyfriend. 449 00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:28,688 I know this sounds crazy, but I am telling you the truth. 450 00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:29,856 [Love sighs] 451 00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:31,983 He attacked me and almost killed me. 452 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:35,278 -He what? -Yes. And he killed the girl after me. 453 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,823 Is this some kind of joke? 454 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,825 I-- I wish it was. 455 00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:43,912 I only came here to protect you. 456 00:27:45,121 --> 00:27:47,874 Before you went to Austin to date my brother or after? 457 00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:49,751 No, to protect all of you. 458 00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:52,712 But especially you. 459 00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:55,507 If he loves you, 460 00:27:56,591 --> 00:27:59,636 that's the most dangerous thing. 461 00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:09,229 Take a look inside. 462 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:17,779 [woman] Now, bitch, what's your name? 463 00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:19,906 Will. 464 00:28:20,907 --> 00:28:22,492 Why did you break into my home, Will? 465 00:28:22,575 --> 00:28:23,410 I didn't break in. 466 00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:26,162 -I was just-- -Don't lie to me. 467 00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:27,789 I learnt Krav Maga. 468 00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:30,667 And I'm not afraid to use it. 469 00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:34,129 [Joe] I’ve made mistakes, but, oh my, is this a new first prize? 470 00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:35,296 The door was open. 471 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:38,216 Is an open door the same as an invitation to enter? 472 00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:41,094 [stuttering] I'm sorry. 473 00:28:41,344 --> 00:28:43,805 -I asked you a question. -Please. 474 00:28:43,888 --> 00:28:45,765 Come on, Will. Consent 101. 475 00:28:45,849 --> 00:28:49,436 Is an open door the same as an invitation to enter? 476 00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,563 No, no. No, it's not. 477 00:28:51,646 --> 00:28:53,940 [Joe] Who knows how to tie people up like this? 478 00:28:54,023 --> 00:28:56,985 This woman is clearly some kind of perverted sex worker. 479 00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:58,945 Not that I'm judging. 480 00:28:59,362 --> 00:29:00,780 -Think. -[woman] Think. 481 00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:01,781 Who's Candace? 482 00:29:03,324 --> 00:29:06,995 Amy... Adam. That's why I'm here. 483 00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:07,912 I see. 484 00:29:09,622 --> 00:29:11,791 And you were going to... 485 00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:14,002 That's... that's... 486 00:29:14,169 --> 00:29:15,837 That's not what it looks like. 487 00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:18,506 I was supposed to creep in and surprise her. 488 00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:23,678 In bed. She wanted me to tie her up. 489 00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:26,806 -And, you know, it-- This is-- -You're telling me 490 00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:29,017 this is some kind of scene you negotiated? 491 00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:30,894 We're both really vanilla, I admit. 492 00:29:30,977 --> 00:29:33,938 But she keeps asking, and I wanna be more GGG. 493 00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:35,940 This is not the first time she has flaked on me. 494 00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:40,987 This is the first time I have been beaten and tied up for it, though. 495 00:29:43,698 --> 00:29:46,409 Jesus. You poor, pathetic boy. You went to Home Depot. 496 00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:48,495 Can I give you a piece of advice? 497 00:29:48,995 --> 00:29:51,539 Um, maybe untie me first? 498 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:53,958 Don't try so hard. This isn't you. 499 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,544 You're not rape fantasy guy. 500 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:59,172 I'm not. [stuttering] Not even a little bit. 501 00:29:59,255 --> 00:30:01,841 You're demeaning yourself, man. Let me tell you something about Amy. 502 00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:03,760 She's hardly been here since she rented my room. 503 00:30:03,843 --> 00:30:06,304 -I can hardly feel my hands. -I know the type. 504 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,473 Come to LA with stars in their eyes, 505 00:30:08,556 --> 00:30:10,892 but few, if any, have the talent to make it. 506 00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:12,644 So they starfuck. 507 00:30:13,686 --> 00:30:18,191 You know, she's dating some douche-canoe with a stupid name. 508 00:30:18,733 --> 00:30:20,777 Forbes? Francis? 509 00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:22,779 [scoffs] Idiot. 510 00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:24,239 Mm-hmm. 511 00:30:24,697 --> 00:30:28,660 A lot of men in LA should just be taken out of the gene pool. 512 00:30:28,743 --> 00:30:31,496 [Joe] Murdered by an unhinged dominatrix. 513 00:30:31,871 --> 00:30:32,831 Remember me, Love. 514 00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:34,707 I'm inclined to untie you. 515 00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:37,710 But you try anything stupid, 516 00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:39,963 and I throat punch you with my Louboutin, dig? 517 00:30:40,046 --> 00:30:40,880 Yes. 518 00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:43,132 Yes, I dig. I dig. 519 00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:46,010 [Joe grunts] 520 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:49,764 [groaning] 521 00:30:50,431 --> 00:30:51,474 Ah. 522 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,271 Call yourself a Lyft, sweetie, and get the fuck out of my house. 523 00:30:57,564 --> 00:31:01,192 [Joe] Candace two, me zero. Damn it. 524 00:31:14,330 --> 00:31:15,373 It smells amazing. 525 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,041 It's a new recipe. 526 00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:20,253 Taste? 527 00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:51,743 [coughing] That-- It tastes-- 528 00:31:51,826 --> 00:31:52,702 Like shit? 529 00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:58,583 -[gags] I'm sorry. It's-- it's salty. -Yeah. 530 00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:00,543 It's 'cause I used salt instead of sugar. 531 00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:02,629 Sucks being lied to, huh? 532 00:32:09,385 --> 00:32:10,219 What is this? 533 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:12,263 Open it. 534 00:32:21,397 --> 00:32:22,649 [Joe] Truth time. 535 00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:25,360 Tell me it isn't you. 536 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:26,819 It's me. 537 00:32:29,697 --> 00:32:31,324 Is your name Will Bettelheim? 538 00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:33,493 My name is Joe. 539 00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:37,497 Joe Goldberg. 540 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:46,589 -And Amy-- -Is Candace Stone. I know. I-- 541 00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:50,009 Why did she tell me that you buried her alive? 542 00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:53,054 -That's what she believes. -Yeah, well, she also believes... 543 00:32:53,721 --> 00:32:57,225 that you killed a woman, and that you're basically Dexter. 544 00:32:57,308 --> 00:32:58,810 Candace Stone is crazy. 545 00:32:59,018 --> 00:32:59,978 Clearly! 546 00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:04,273 But there also must be some grain of truth because you look so pale right now. 547 00:33:05,316 --> 00:33:06,275 So just tell me. 548 00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:08,361 I can find out. 549 00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:11,990 Anything. Right? 550 00:33:15,201 --> 00:33:16,452 Unlimited resources. 551 00:33:20,206 --> 00:33:22,959 Okay. Can-- 552 00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:28,506 Candace is the reason I left New York. 553 00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:30,466 She's obsessed with me. 554 00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:34,554 She destroyed friendships, relationships. 555 00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:37,932 -I had to leave my job. -Okay. 556 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:39,767 Say you're right. She's nuts. 557 00:33:42,145 --> 00:33:43,312 What about the other girl? 558 00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:49,318 Guinevere Beck. The Dark Face of Love herself. 559 00:33:50,236 --> 00:33:52,864 Yeah, that was tragic. 560 00:33:53,573 --> 00:33:55,783 But we went out on one date. 561 00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:57,452 My main takeaway 562 00:33:57,535 --> 00:34:01,748 is she posted a photo of us to make her actual boyfriend jealous. 563 00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:04,292 I never saw her, 564 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:06,002 until months later I heard she passed away. 565 00:34:06,085 --> 00:34:09,297 You tell me how Candace knows about that at all. 566 00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:11,966 Why do you think I had no social media? 567 00:34:12,508 --> 00:34:13,885 Why do you think I changed my name? 568 00:34:13,968 --> 00:34:16,554 I wanted to disappear, and she followed me. 569 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,308 [sighs] I just wanted to be free. 570 00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:23,728 And then I met you. 571 00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:29,067 Love, I am so sorry I lied. 572 00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:30,693 Why didn’t you tell me... 573 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,322 the moment that she showed up with Forty? 574 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:39,744 I was terrified. 575 00:34:40,369 --> 00:34:41,537 Well, I sent her away. 576 00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:44,624 With a few threats, a lot of money. 577 00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:48,169 So she’s gone for real. 578 00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:50,963 But fuck, Will. 579 00:34:54,008 --> 00:34:54,967 Joe? 580 00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:58,971 [shuddering] I don't even know what I'm supposed to call you now. 581 00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:00,807 Call me whatever you want. 582 00:35:01,724 --> 00:35:04,227 Call me Will. You can call me Joe. 583 00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:06,687 You can call me that fucking liar. 584 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,397 Call me in the middle of the night. 585 00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:12,318 Call me happy, sad, sick, 586 00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:14,278 for favors, 587 00:35:15,404 --> 00:35:17,740 for sex, for a laugh, 588 00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:20,326 a cry... 589 00:35:22,286 --> 00:35:25,540 Don’t ever stop calling me. 590 00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:29,377 I have never loved anyone like this before. 591 00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:35,007 [voice cracking] Me neither. 592 00:35:46,727 --> 00:35:48,479 Which is what makes this so hard. 593 00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:50,189 [sniffles] 594 00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:00,533 It's over. 595 00:36:03,202 --> 00:36:06,164 [door opens and closes] 596 00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:28,686 How long have you um... 597 00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:32,231 How long have you known? 598 00:36:35,943 --> 00:36:39,447 You’ve been keeping this from me for two months? 599 00:36:42,074 --> 00:36:43,326 You lied. 600 00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:47,997 Why? 601 00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:54,295 How am I...? 602 00:37:00,676 --> 00:37:02,553 [sniffles, shuddering] 603 00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:37,088 You can't. You can't. You can't. 604 00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:41,259 You can't be sick. 605 00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:03,072 [Joe] It would be easy to blame Candace for this, 606 00:38:03,155 --> 00:38:06,242 and I do, but I blame myself too. 607 00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:08,202 I broke my own rule. 608 00:38:08,786 --> 00:38:10,746 But what is life without Love? 609 00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:16,252 I guess I'm gonna find out. 610 00:38:16,335 --> 00:38:20,006 Well, if it isn’t Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Douchebag. 611 00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:26,512 I came by to drop off my badge and my apron. 612 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,140 You don’t have to quit. 613 00:38:29,682 --> 00:38:31,600 I do, Forty. 614 00:38:32,059 --> 00:38:34,520 Actually... you don't. 615 00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:37,231 Look, Love told me everything, 616 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:41,235 and while we agreed that you are a lying ball sack, 617 00:38:41,944 --> 00:38:43,070 we also agreed 618 00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:45,740 that you probably don’t need to be punished twice. 619 00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:51,120 So just, like, stay out of her airspace for a while. Okay? 620 00:38:51,954 --> 00:38:53,456 Are you saying I should stay? 621 00:38:55,207 --> 00:38:56,167 For now. 622 00:38:58,085 --> 00:38:59,295 I went to bat for you. 623 00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:02,048 Why? 624 00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:05,301 Because it's nice having you around. 625 00:39:06,135 --> 00:39:07,011 You’re real. 626 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:11,724 You did lie about your identity, 627 00:39:11,807 --> 00:39:14,977 but you are still more authentic 628 00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:17,104 than half the fuckers I know. 629 00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:19,607 Thanks, man. 630 00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:22,443 [Joe] If being Forty’s bitch means I get to stay in your orbit, 631 00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:23,986 sign me up. 632 00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:25,946 Like I said, he’s not a bad guy. 633 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:29,116 You’re not one of those self-loathing Jews, are you? 634 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,701 -[Joe] Spoke too soon. -What? 635 00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:31,994 Joe Goldberg. 636 00:39:32,411 --> 00:39:34,080 Great name for a producer. 637 00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:35,164 Will Bettelheim... 638 00:39:36,332 --> 00:39:38,876 made you sound like a Nazi, so... 639 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:42,171 Thank you for giving me another chance. 640 00:39:42,588 --> 00:39:44,131 And thank Love for me, too. 641 00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:46,884 Land of second chances, am I right? 642 00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:52,056 [Joe] This can work. 643 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:54,934 I’ll just go back to loving you from a distance. 644 00:39:56,644 --> 00:40:00,773 Life’s a divine comedy. A tale told by an idiot. 645 00:40:01,732 --> 00:40:03,567 -[whimpers] -A sadistic idiot. 646 00:40:04,026 --> 00:40:05,069 Speaking of sadists, 647 00:40:05,152 --> 00:40:06,946 I’d endure a ten-hour session with Rachel 648 00:40:07,029 --> 00:40:09,365 for just five more minutes of you not hating me. 649 00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:12,118 -[door slams] -Please do something. 650 00:40:18,582 --> 00:40:20,126 [Joe knocks] Hey, Delilah? 651 00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:22,002 What? 652 00:40:22,336 --> 00:40:23,963 [Joe] It’s worse than I thought. 653 00:40:24,922 --> 00:40:26,048 [Joe sighs] 654 00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:28,467 How’s it going? 655 00:40:29,176 --> 00:40:31,971 Hmm. How's it going? Um... 656 00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:34,849 This town enables rapists. 657 00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:38,227 You mind if I take a look? 658 00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:48,904 Wow. This is quite a who’s who. 659 00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:50,281 Oh! 660 00:40:50,656 --> 00:40:51,991 Oh, look, I made the cut. 661 00:40:52,074 --> 00:40:53,993 Don’t touch, please. Don't touch. 662 00:40:54,076 --> 00:40:56,620 [Joe] I’d be worried, but half of Hollywood is up there, 663 00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:57,955 including Johnny Carson, 664 00:40:58,038 --> 00:40:59,832 who I’m pretty sure has been dead for years. 665 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,210 This is a lot, Delilah. 666 00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:07,131 [scoffs] You don't think I know that? 667 00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:10,384 I’m trying to topple the patriarchy 668 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:11,802 from my two-bedroom apartment, 669 00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:15,639 and it is, one, impossible, and, two, deranged, 670 00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:18,851 and I just... I just want somebody to hurt... 671 00:41:20,102 --> 00:41:21,187 like I'm hurting. 672 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:26,400 Is-- Is this okay? 673 00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:31,906 Oh, look at you, asking for consent, very fucking woke. Gold star. 674 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,576 I’m sorry he hurt you. 675 00:41:42,124 --> 00:41:45,002 [Joe] Palo santo and synthetic watermelon. 676 00:41:45,085 --> 00:41:49,340 Odd combo, but it works. Wise and irreverent, like her. 677 00:41:51,884 --> 00:41:52,801 Will... 678 00:41:57,139 --> 00:41:59,517 [Joe] She’s not in her right mind, and neither am I. 679 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:00,643 This is bad. 680 00:42:00,726 --> 00:42:02,186 So why doesn’t it feel bad? 681 00:42:02,269 --> 00:42:05,147 Okay, wait. [stuttering] You're upset. Maybe we shouldn’t... 682 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:08,150 I just want to feel good again. 683 00:42:08,901 --> 00:42:10,110 [Joe] Me too. 684 00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:21,080 [Joe] She needed someone. 685 00:42:22,456 --> 00:42:24,083 I suppose it's the least I could do. 686 00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:27,253 This whole thing that you're doing-- 687 00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:28,462 Is a lot. 688 00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:33,092 And I have ten unpleasant phone calls I need to get to, so... 689 00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:35,803 -Maybe you should just go. -Yeah, okay... 690 00:42:35,886 --> 00:42:37,763 So, I have a thought about that. 691 00:42:38,472 --> 00:42:39,431 Oh? 692 00:42:40,516 --> 00:42:41,684 Chasing this story... 693 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:46,564 You know the story already. It's... it's your story. 694 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,234 -Are you saying...? -I'm saying... 695 00:42:50,693 --> 00:42:53,654 you go after the whole town if you want, 696 00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:58,742 but what if you tell your story? Think about how powerful that would be. 697 00:42:59,785 --> 00:43:03,497 It might encourage others to do the same. You wouldn’t have to chase them down. 698 00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:06,792 They would follow your example and come forward. 699 00:43:08,919 --> 00:43:14,258 Did you just mansplain and patronize me in the same sentence? 700 00:43:15,050 --> 00:43:17,428 Thanks for the D, Will. Bye. 701 00:43:20,889 --> 00:43:22,891 [indistinct chatter] 702 00:43:27,146 --> 00:43:29,064 [Joe] I gotta get out of this town, Love. 703 00:43:34,361 --> 00:43:35,988 [man] Can you believe this? 704 00:43:36,363 --> 00:43:38,324 [camera shutters snapping] 705 00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:40,242 [Love] Seven totems. 706 00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:43,078 And once you find all of them, you are officially an Angeleno. 707 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,623 ...and can never leave. 708 00:43:46,540 --> 00:43:49,251 [Joe] Starlets in matching dresses. Dog in a stroller. 709 00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:52,463 Off-brand superhero. Rollerblader in booty-shorts. Cop chopper. 710 00:43:52,546 --> 00:43:53,547 Pack of coyotes. 711 00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:57,217 And the burning palm tree. 712 00:43:58,510 --> 00:43:59,887 As Raymond Chandler said, 713 00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:04,183 "There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself." 714 00:44:05,309 --> 00:44:07,811 Maybe I’ll stick around for a while, push my luck. 715 00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:09,605 One thing’s for sure, 716 00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:11,774 you can’t beat the donuts. 717 00:45:13,627 --> 00:45:15,546 Subtitle by Matheus Modesto