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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎我真不敢相信，這裡沒有充電站

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‎他媽的亞利桑那

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‎我們可以打電話叫拖車

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‎但是，去他的，那要等很久

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‎還是坐私人飛機吧

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‎我知道私人飛機很浪費

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‎但是我不想要妳徹夜開車

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‎我媽媽…

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‎真的很討厭別人遲到

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‎天啊，我等不及讓妳見到她了

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‎-樂芙什麼時候到？
‎-天曉得

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‎她黏在她新男友的老二上下不來

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‎別搞錯了，我很喜歡他，但是…

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‎他叫威爾，對吧？她會帶他來嗎？

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‎對

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‎走開，喬伊

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‎等等，停下！

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‎停下，甘狄絲

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‎我愛妳

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‎讓我走

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‎告訴我妳不愛我

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‎我不愛你！我不愛你！

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‎我從沒愛過你

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‎你要怎麼辦呢，喬伊？

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‎別這樣做！

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‎停下來！

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‎這看起來會是正式認識父母的週末了

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‎喂，對

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‎我是福爾蒂奎恩

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‎對，跟數字的寫法一樣，但要拼出來

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‎F-O…

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‎我現在真的明白什麼叫做“人生摯愛”

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‎我的人生有了妳，才有了意義

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‎我的人生是完整的，但不是完結

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‎對著世界開放，一切都比之前都美好

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‎沒有什麼好隱藏的

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‎妳要我去見妳父母

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‎家庭有時候會很亂喔

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‎但不管有什麼等著
‎我們都會一起面對

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‎我不想

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‎妳的父母會那麼糟糕嗎？

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‎更糟，他們糟透了

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‎好吧，記得…

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‎他們會對你很好，好能控制你

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‎我媽媽很難處理

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‎只能接受她的神經病

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‎我爸爸百攻不破

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‎不要覺得是你的問題

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‎盡量不要

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‎我還是覺得是我的問題

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‎我能不能幫妳做點什麼？

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‎我們可以有個秘密信號

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‎比如說…

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‎那是什麼？妳是蜘蛛人嗎？

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‎不是

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‎是這樣…

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‎那是美國手語，意思是“我愛你”

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‎但是朋友那種，柏拉圖式的

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‎我愛妳

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‎不是像朋友那樣

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‎但我還在等著說出口的時機

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‎我們的人生還很長，有什麼好急的？

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‎我爸會喜歡那件襯衫的

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‎我知道，我研究過了

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‎美國代理父母夢幻隊：
‎雷伊跟多蒂奎恩

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‎雷伊是帕薩迪納的黃金男孩

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‎他的家世顯赫

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‎多蒂則是為他帶來人生樂趣的火星塞

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‎他們在伊薩冷中心的裸體浴池裡相遇

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‎不久之後就私奔了

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‎傳說是瓊拜亞幫他們證婚的

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‎多蒂用雷伊家族的錢開了安納福林

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‎一開始本來只是做好玩的

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‎但現在已演變成全球品牌
‎這都多虧了多蒂

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‎一切都圍繞著奎恩家的座右銘：

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‎“透明與真摯”

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‎這週末是雷伊跟多蒂的30週年紀念日

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‎他們要補償當年簡單的婚禮
‎辦一場保養狂歡派對

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‎（安納福林休養週末）

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‎雷伊跟多蒂重複結婚誓言

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‎將是這個…對，跟我一起說…
‎“休養週末”的高潮

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‎會有很多親友參與

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‎不如一槍殺了我吧

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‎但不論妳需要什麼，樂芙，我都好

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‎這些人可能假裝自己很真
‎但妳跟我真的很真

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‎-說到亂七八糟的家人…
‎-嘿

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‎妳知道傑魯跟阿散蒂沒上過床嗎？

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‎好吧，所以呢？

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‎我不知道，知道他們的愛不是真的
‎有點毀了一切

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‎你能不能登記一下？
‎你隨便拿東西會搞砸庫存記錄的

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‎-那是紅茶菌嗎？
‎-不要這麼依賴了，好嗎？

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‎紅茶菌的酒精含量跟現榨果汁一樣

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‎我想要對韓德森敬一杯

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‎因為我們都很喜歡

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‎妳聽到他們現在說是自殺了嗎？

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‎這世界不值得他

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‎又有一個憂鬱的小丑死在自己手上

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‎熱情的影迷跟朋友非常悲傷

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‎不過也只會持續一兩輪新聞更替吧

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‎你有去聚會嗎？

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‎我現在非常正面

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‎匿名戒酒會只會讓負面念頭生長

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‎說到互相取暖的小團體

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‎妳還是會去爸媽的取暖週末吧？

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‎對，當然

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‎福爾蒂，答應我你不會…

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‎得掛了，艾咪在車上

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‎一切都還好嗎？

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‎還好

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‎不好

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‎福爾蒂又要脫軌了，我感覺得出來

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‎一定會很糟糕

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‎妳喜歡他剛認識的女孩吧？

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‎喜歡

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‎我們一起去看了電影

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‎根本沒說到話

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‎我能說什麼呢？就是他往常的習慣

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‎遇見個女孩，每次對他來說
‎都是種難以預測的新惡夢

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‎然後他會試著讓我們的父母喜歡她

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‎然後要是他們不喜歡她
‎他就會把自己推下懸崖

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‎讓妳來收拾他的爛攤子

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‎我可以平衡一下

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‎我可以讓他們分心，我很會應對父母

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‎我們可以處理好的

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‎好，我可以告訴你們我妹妹在哪裡
‎但這是要做什麼？

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‎這是關於約書亞邦特

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‎-妳可能知道他就是…
‎-韓德森

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‎我顯然得同時出現在兩地

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‎在妳身邊，還有在愛麗附近

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‎只是確認一些細節

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‎我們從韓德森的簡訊裡知道
‎他當晚本來計劃要跟妳妹妹見面

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‎對，我都沒看新聞

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‎真的很讓人沮喪，但我以為他…

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‎殺了自己

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‎德里拉比他們聰明

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‎對，看起來是那樣

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‎我有用家長App觀察愛麗

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‎還有韓德森悲劇性的自殺發展

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‎愛麗現在不在家

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‎但要是你們需要的話，她回來時
‎我可以打給你們，或是…

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‎糟糕，我得去上班了

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‎不好意思

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‎再見

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‎愛麗，韓德森死掉那晚
‎妳在他家嗎？

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‎這是什麼？

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‎-妳覺得那些是什麼？
‎-不要扯開話題

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‎-是妳先扯開話題的！
‎-天啊！

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‎妳有時把我當作大人

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‎但突然之間，我又變成小孩了
‎因為妳自己沒辦法當好大人？

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‎妳真的想知道？

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‎那些是韓德森的東西

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‎不是

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‎只是有的沒的而已

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‎它們…他根本不在裡面，只是…

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‎我知道…

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‎因為他也對我那樣做了

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‎我不相信妳

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‎-妳的照片在哪裡呢？
‎-妳不相信我？妳要看證據？

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‎聽好，不要因為他是個壞蛋
‎而妳愛上了他，就對我生氣

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‎他是我的朋友！

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‎他不是妳的朋友，愛麗！我猜猜

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‎他要妳答應不告訴任何人
‎你們那晚單獨在一起？

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‎基礎的戀童僻招數

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‎妳有很多問題…

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‎但妳不笨

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‎嗨

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‎-嗨
‎-嗨，寶貝

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‎我的天啊，我真的很高興你們來了

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‎我的天啊

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‎對啊，這真的很棒

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‎（特里莎：怎了？
‎愛麗：德里拉又在羅南了）

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‎幸好青少年會傳些情緒化的簡訊
‎我知道愛麗沒事

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‎好了，放下電話吧

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‎歡迎來到地獄的入口

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‎我身處在魏斯安德森的電影裡

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‎場景是奇怪的高加索靜修場

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‎-嗨，爸爸
‎-樂芙

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‎嗨

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‎這是威爾貝托海姆

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‎你跟布魯諾是親戚嗎？

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‎雷斯是個半公開的奇幻小說迷

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‎他說的是布魯諾貝托海姆<i>‎，</i>‎寫了…

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‎《魔法的用途》是本經典

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‎我跟他沒有關係，我只是書迷
‎很高興認識你，奎恩先生

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‎叫我雷伊吧

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‎你是威爾？

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‎我們終於見面了

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‎你真好看

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‎多蒂，我才高興呢

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‎過來，親愛的，妳真是個美人

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‎-嘿，媽媽
‎-對不起，我真是亂七八糟的

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‎-幫你拿點喝的吧
‎-好

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‎聽起來不錯

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‎-福爾蒂
‎-嗨，樂芙

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‎她去了哪裡？原來在這裡

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‎你得見見我的女友，艾咪

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‎艾咪，過來

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‎你們好

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‎這是威爾貝托海姆

201
00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:27,275
‎艾咪亞當斯

202
00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,110
‎很高興認識你

203
00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:30,236
‎不會吧

204
00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:31,946
‎是我的幻覺嗎？

205
00:09:32,488 --> 00:09:34,407
‎這是她的手，這是真的

206
00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:35,491
‎甘狄絲在這裡

207
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,492
‎威爾貝托海姆…

208
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,035
‎真是個好名字

209
00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:39,704
‎簡直像是假的

210
00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:42,290
‎她想跟我吵架？

211
00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:44,458
‎真有意思，我剛剛還在想
‎“艾咪亞當斯”

212
00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,460
‎用搜尋引擎可難查了

213
00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,965
‎對她來說，這是場遊戲，她很享受

214
00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:52,425
‎很高興又見到了妳

215
00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,302
‎她有病，樂芙

216
00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:56,846
‎我餓得可以吃掉自己的手了，我們…

217
00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,806
‎不，別擔心，吃我的吧

218
00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:02,143
‎就像小朋友們說的：“我完蛋了”

219
00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:16,991
‎很好，妳醒了

220
00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:21,454
‎沒關係，妳非常安全

221
00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:23,914
‎我有個驚喜給妳

222
00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,255
‎妳能不能答應我，保持冷靜？

223
00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,175
‎好，很好

224
00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:39,013
‎對不起，我說的話不是那個意思
‎我真是個白癡

225
00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:40,681
‎好，我很白癡，我們回家吧

226
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:43,225
‎妳那樣說，只是因為妳覺得
‎那是我想聽到的話

227
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,977
‎不，我這樣說

228
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,605
‎是因為我被綁起來關在貨車車廂裡

229
00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:48,856
‎我得這樣做不可…

230
00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:50,608
‎這樣我們才能到這裡…

231
00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,068
‎説說話

232
00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:53,277
‎真對不起

233
00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:57,907
‎-但是一切都值得
‎-我們在哪裡？

234
00:10:58,449 --> 00:10:59,408
‎馬霍帕克湖

235
00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:03,329
‎妳記得我們那很棒的野餐吧？
‎我又帶了所有妳最愛的東西

236
00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,414
‎不，只是…好…

237
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,625
‎我知道你不想傷害我

238
00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,794
‎-我永遠不會傷害妳
‎-放開我

239
00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:11,879
‎我還不能那樣做，妳知道我不能

240
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:13,631
‎等等

241
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,767
‎謝謝你

242
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,064
‎甘狄絲

243
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,868
‎聽好，妳不明白，不要這樣做！

244
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,745
‎停下！拜託，不要這樣！

245
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,372
‎停下！

246
00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:47,373
‎停下！

247
00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:05,474
‎怎麼做到的？

248
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,435
‎她是怎麼做到的？

249
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:10,062
‎告訴我，你們是怎麼相遇的？

250
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,313
‎我們真的很想知道

251
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,232
‎-對啊，告訴我們
‎-我們那時是在…

252
00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:14,900
‎-西南偏南電影節
‎-對，然後…

253
00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:16,652
‎艾咪一直看我

254
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,529
‎我對他有點興趣，他也是

255
00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:21,031
‎-所以她伸手要拿起司醬
‎-起司醬！

256
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:23,200
‎-感覺就像是…
‎-是命運

257
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,035
‎那之後就再也分不開了

258
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,787
‎有機會就好好享受吧

259
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,290
‎對，我們其實是從奧斯丁開車回來的

260
00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:31,250
‎得多知道一些對方的事

261
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,210
‎妳是做什麼的？

262
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,629
‎-艾咪是獨立電影製片
‎-喔，拜託

263
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,798
‎對啊，我們其實已經在準備

264
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,925
‎一起合作一部電影

265
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:41,218
‎寶貝？

266
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,518
‎要是他想的話，他可以假裝在乎我

267
00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:53,272
‎服務生動作真慢！

268
00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,900
‎你要喝點東西嗎？我來幫你拿點喝的

269
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,735
‎好，幫我拿紅茶菌好嗎？

270
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,529
‎當然是沒有酒精的

271
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:01,989
‎謝謝

272
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:06,994
‎-請用
‎-謝謝

273
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,165
‎妳在這裡做什麼？

274
00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:13,709
‎我告訴過你，我會出現給你你應得的

275
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,877
‎就是這樣

276
00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:16,962
‎聖誕節快樂！

277
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,050
‎樂芙，我要怎麼
‎讓這顆定時炸彈遠離妳？

278
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,344
‎-想知道我怎麼找到你的嗎？
‎-我很想知道

279
00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:29,600
‎某個美麗的下午，我心情很不好

280
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:32,686
‎我看到一篇內容農場的網頁
‎談到明星的生活

281
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,563
‎誰不想暫時逃離現實呢？

282
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,273
‎所以我點開來，裡面有個連結

283
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,359
‎提到所有的名流都會去韓德森家

284
00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:40,194
‎雖然我跟他的作品不熟

285
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:42,655
‎我對這個混蛋倒是很好奇

286
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:44,824
‎他站在咖啡桌上，嗨到不行

287
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:48,202
‎那是我第一次看到我新的夢幻男友

288
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,997
‎當然，是妳弟弟毀了我的人生

289
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,290
‎我們的人生

290
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,417
‎他真是個白癡

291
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,670
‎我繼續看…

292
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:00,631
‎不

293
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:02,800
‎不可能

294
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,719
‎不可能

295
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,763
‎我本來是想幫妳的，樂芙

296
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,598
‎美德是件危險的事

297
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,058
‎你會選洛杉磯，讓我嚇了一跳

298
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,184
‎但是我找到你了

299
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:13,811
‎很好

300
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,437
‎妳要怎麼樣呢？

301
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,857
‎要告訴他們這個誇張的故事？

302
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,693
‎這個週末對他們來說很特別

303
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:23,279
‎所以我會等，等到我非說不可

304
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:27,950
‎但同時，我要保護他們不受你欺負

305
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:29,743
‎特別是…

306
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:32,538
‎你那美麗的女友

307
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:34,039
‎真幸運啊，威爾

308
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,041
‎我想妳，寶貝

309
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:43,007
‎對，我們可以坐下來吃晚餐了

310
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,305
‎他媽的

311
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,100
‎我不知道你會咬指甲

312
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,146
‎我不會

313
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,023
‎長大後就不會了

314
00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:01,108
‎怎麼？見我父母讓你覺得緊張？

315
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,027
‎因為我不在乎他們怎麼想

316
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,195
‎現在我得參加這重宣婚誓儀式

317
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,282
‎我真不敢相信
‎我得用“愛侶”稱呼我父母

318
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:09,575
‎那就不要

319
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:12,536
‎-就說妳想説的
‎-我不行，我媽給了我稿子

320
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,079
‎她說：“用妳自己的話說”

321
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,540
‎但我很肯定，那個的意思是
‎“什麼都別改”

322
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,167
‎妳想要一點空間弄這個嗎？

323
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,627
‎我可以去福爾蒂的帳篷

324
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,506
‎好啊，要是你不介意的話

325
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,591
‎不會

326
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,968
‎紅茶菌這事感覺不太好，我只是…

327
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,137
‎-我知道，我懂
‎-好

328
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:31,680
‎別走丟了

329
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:42,274
‎我會幫你，你這從天而降的兄弟

330
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:46,278
‎我得好好看著甘狄絲
‎才能保護你不受她威脅

331
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:47,738
‎但是…

332
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:50,866
‎我可不想不小心
‎闖進傑夫貝索斯的屋裡

333
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,452
‎我需要可愛的帳篷地圖

334
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,287
‎威爾？

335
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:57,706
‎一切都還好嗎？

336
00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,833
‎非常好，謝謝

337
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,837
‎我只是…想要看看“說真話帳篷”

338
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,923
‎-我要找…
‎-要一起嗎？

339
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:11,053
‎-我不想…
‎-我堅持，你留下來

340
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:14,848
‎好吧

341
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,403
‎沒關係，我不會吸進去

342
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:28,612
‎現在吸進去

343
00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:37,246
‎剛從紐約來啊？

344
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,163
‎沒錯

345
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,750
‎我記得小時候在紐約

346
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,044
‎啊，年輕的時候

347
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:45,838
‎妳還很年輕

348
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,548
‎跟我的陰道說吧

349
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:49,049
‎沒人警告過我

350
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,635
‎有一天醒來，比撒哈拉沙漠還乾

351
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:54,263
‎要不是有我們開發的這神奇潤滑液

352
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,514
‎我真不知道怎麼辦才好了

353
00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:59,143
‎這年紀要高潮已經很不容易了

354
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:00,436
‎這真的在發生嗎？

355
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,604
‎總之，你好像明白了，威爾

356
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:04,940
‎你下巴真美

357
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,694
‎她不是在調情，是在測試我

358
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:11,363
‎我被下藥了，她希望那是說真話糖漿

359
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:18,704
‎我覺得妳女兒是我遇過…

360
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:20,247
‎最美妙的女人

361
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,464
‎我覺得你跟樂芙很合

362
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:32,634
‎除了障礙跑道，也就是多蒂

363
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,386
‎還有更基礎的問題…

364
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:37,973
‎這個週末的每一秒鐘都安排了事情

365
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,267
‎我要怎麼讓甘狄絲獨處？

366
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:41,518
‎我要怎麼做到呢，樂芙？

367
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,020
‎我要怎麼讓她遠離妳？

368
00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:47,024
‎讓野狼喚醒你的潛意識

369
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,317
‎與本我相遇

370
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:57,659
‎嘿

371
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:13,175
‎想想好的一面
‎她跟奎恩家的人可處得不太好

372
00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:15,969
‎幸災樂禍不會有好的果報

373
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:28,607
‎爸，你…有時間嗎？

374
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,943
‎現在不行，兒子
‎我要跟棕櫚樹餐廳的波茲打雙打

375
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:34,404
‎好吧，不好意思，波茲

376
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:35,948
‎走吧，波茲

377
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:38,784
‎可惡

378
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:40,494
‎沒關係

379
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:43,664
‎福爾蒂總是…

380
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,042
‎想用這些女孩讓我父母覺得他很厲害

381
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:49,670
‎你能不能幫他忙呢？

382
00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:59,847
‎（我是韓德森）

383
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:12,943
‎今天我們邀請到黃阿麗來談談韓德森

384
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,028
‎或是她所認識的“喬許”

385
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:36,633
‎我要拍一部片，會在2020年日舞影展
‎艾克雷電影院首映

386
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,177
‎週五晚場

387
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,220
‎然後掃光哥譚電影獎

388
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:44,308
‎贏兩座，不，三座獨立精神獎

389
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:45,851
‎去他媽的奧斯卡

390
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,566
‎我聽到你說的了，福爾蒂
‎我接受你

391
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:55,986
‎這會有用嗎？

392
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,280
‎因為我的車很舊了

393
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,616
‎馬上就有人給你台全新閃亮普銳斯了

394
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,784
‎你需要的只是大家的擁抱
‎還有35000元

395
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,040
‎我…

396
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,626
‎會找到完美的伴侶

397
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:15,255
‎很好

398
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:19,134
‎我們聽到了，蓋比，我們接受你

399
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:23,805
‎我會實現我一生的夢想…

400
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,935
‎到義大利旅遊

401
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,063
‎義大利？

402
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:32,439
‎真的？

403
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,192
‎她迷上我了

404
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:39,863
‎好吧，來，誰來幫幫她，快去

405
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:43,492
‎-我接受你
‎-我接受你

406
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:44,534
‎我聽到了…

407
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,038
‎我接受妳

408
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:49,539
‎艾咪

409
00:20:57,881 --> 00:20:58,924
‎不好意思

410
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:00,801
‎我覺得不舒服

411
00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:03,345
‎-我覺得我有點脫水
‎-沒關係

412
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:05,347
‎不要害怕愛情

413
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,015
‎抱一下

414
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,468
‎對不起，我得躺下

415
00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:00,610
‎別想做任何事

416
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:03,697
‎我每個小時都傳簡訊給外面的人

417
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,157
‎你要是傷害我或是奎恩家的人

418
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,326
‎我就會告訴所有人你的真實身份

419
00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:10,078
‎讓警方重新調查一切

420
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,080
‎妳瘋了嗎？我只是想跟妳談談

421
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,499
‎你的意思是
‎像上次你把我留著等死那樣？

422
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,877
‎她連刀都握不好，只要動作快點…

423
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,921
‎不，她錯了
‎我不會傷害人，特別是女人

424
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,465
‎特別是發神經的人

425
00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:23,175
‎不，那不是我會做的事

426
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,302
‎甘狄絲，我們能不能…

427
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:28,055
‎-…停戰一下？
‎-不要…

428
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:29,765
‎過來

429
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,641
‎我覺得這只是溝通問題

430
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:33,685
‎不要操縱我！

431
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,522
‎妳不是想要保護他們

432
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:40,984
‎妳是想要傷害我

433
00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:48,575
‎來吧

434
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:51,870
‎動手

435
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,005
‎我做不到

436
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:05,467
‎這比看起來難多了

437
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,055
‎你們在這裡面做什麼？

438
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:11,765
‎嘿

439
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:13,183
‎一切都還好嗎？

440
00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:14,768
‎沒事

441
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:16,686
‎我有點過敏

442
00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:20,023
‎威爾幫我拿了點過敏藥，謝謝你

443
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:21,525
‎不客氣

444
00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:24,820
‎走吧

445
00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:26,571
‎該去打扮了

446
00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:30,742
‎好

447
00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:32,327
‎好

448
00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:35,539
‎我帶了兩份

449
00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:37,666
‎妳可以任選一個

450
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:40,168
‎我兩個都可以

451
00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:43,338
‎艾咪，妳沒事吧？

452
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:47,342
‎我知道我媽媽有點麻煩

453
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:51,638
‎我知道我爸也有點麻煩

454
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:53,306
‎謝謝，這…

455
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,225
‎不是那樣，而是更…

456
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,394
‎妳什麼事都可以跟我說

457
00:23:58,061 --> 00:23:59,146
‎我跟保險箱一樣

458
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:02,691
‎我不想讓人覺得我瘋了

459
00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:05,902
‎這個…

460
00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:08,363
‎妳不會的

461
00:24:10,365 --> 00:24:12,742
‎有些壞事發生在我身上…

462
00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:14,369
‎在像這樣的地方

463
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:19,666
‎只是，我…迷上了一個人
‎我本來以為是個壞消息

464
00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,085
‎結果還好

465
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:24,838
‎那很好

466
00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:27,674
‎對，我是說…妳…

467
00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:29,551
‎可能只是創傷被揭開了

468
00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:33,763
‎創傷會留在身體裡，所以…
‎妳也知道，這不能控制，但是…

469
00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:38,310
‎雖然可能聽起來像我媽會說的話

470
00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:41,563
‎但也許歐普薩滿祭司可以幫妳

471
00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:44,858
‎這真的沒什麼

472
00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:48,445
‎妳跟妳的家人都對我很好

473
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:49,696
‎你們都很有意思

474
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:51,907
‎我很高興妳這麼覺得

475
00:24:53,366 --> 00:24:54,910
‎告訴我，妳跟威爾是怎麼認識的？

476
00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:57,579
‎你們看起來真的好配

477
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:00,415
‎工作

478
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,250
‎基本上是我逼他跟我約會

479
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,793
‎喔，那會不會讓事情變得複雜？

480
00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:06,671
‎-跟約會對象一起工作？
‎-也還好

481
00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:09,132
‎妳跟福爾蒂一起，有變複雜嗎？

482
00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:11,927
‎沒有，我們很好

483
00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:15,096
‎他…我們其實在找人，攝影指導

484
00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:16,890
‎這麼快？

485
00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:18,975
‎這不是有點早嗎？

486
00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:23,438
‎不會，要建立基調

487
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,066
‎是喔？妳在哪裡工作？
‎妳見過我朋友露西了嗎？

488
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:27,567
‎她在聯合工作

489
00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:28,777
‎我是獨立的

490
00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:32,405
‎而且我通常坐西南航空

491
00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:38,370
‎我說的是事務所

492
00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:41,039
‎-聯合事務所？
‎-喔，對

493
00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:44,417
‎不，我應該還沒見到她

494
00:25:44,751 --> 00:25:46,753
‎沒事，這很常見

495
00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:59,641
‎爸爸，終於…

496
00:26:01,434 --> 00:26:02,602
‎你有看到我的電子郵件嗎？

497
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:04,688
‎不是每個人穿亞麻都這麼好看

498
00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:08,441
‎你能不能至少跟我打個招呼？

499
00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:11,111
‎福爾蒂，我不想聽

500
00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:14,155
‎好吧

501
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,116
‎你瞧，我知道，但是…

502
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,493
‎艾咪其實真的有個很棒的點子

503
00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:19,494
‎艾咪

504
00:26:20,453 --> 00:26:22,914
‎又是看得到內褲線條的那種女人

505
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,209
‎我猜猜，她想要開一家…

506
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:29,671
‎純素垃圾食物餐廳
‎就像之前那個叫做髓晶不是水晶的？

507
00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:34,050
‎威爾，問他要多少錢

508
00:26:34,509 --> 00:26:36,469
‎在這種三角關係中

509
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,888
‎最好保持尷尬別說話

510
00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:42,350
‎福爾蒂有告訴你
‎他亂畫大學標準測試的答案卡嗎？

511
00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:45,312
‎我得捐一棟大樓給達特茅斯學院
‎才能讓他去讀

512
00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:46,229
‎好啦，爸…

513
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:51,192
‎你知道我一直都在跟藥癮奮鬥
‎時好時壞的，我…

514
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:52,986
‎那可不是青春痘，福爾蒂

515
00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:57,365
‎藥癮不會時好時壞
‎這不是當個懶蟲的好藉口

516
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:02,245
‎給我十萬，我以後不會再跟你要了

517
00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:04,247
‎威爾聽過了這個提案

518
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:07,626
‎是，我有聽過

519
00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:10,211
‎我覺得是個很棒的點子

520
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:12,839
‎你兒子很有潛力

521
00:27:12,922 --> 00:27:14,758
‎要是我兒子不是個翻來覆去的懦夫

522
00:27:14,841 --> 00:27:17,177
‎也就不需要別人幫他撐腰

523
00:27:19,512 --> 00:27:20,972
‎我不會再開支票給你

524
00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:22,807
‎去找工作

525
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:24,601
‎過好自己的生活

526
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:28,897
‎好吧

527
00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:33,568
‎我的外送來了

528
00:27:34,277 --> 00:27:35,654
‎我要塔可鐘

529
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:37,197
‎福爾蒂…

530
00:27:37,697 --> 00:27:38,782
‎你還好嗎？

531
00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:40,283
‎還好

532
00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:41,660
‎他真是個混蛋

533
00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:45,121
‎我也不想再搞這個純素了

534
00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:46,289
‎你該一起來

535
00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:48,333
‎（樂芙：來我們帳篷裡見？）

536
00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:51,378
‎你可以吃完辣捲餅再去找我姊姊

537
00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:02,597
‎未來會是怎麼樣呢？

538
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:08,436
‎你剛剛跟艾咪在說什麼？

539
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,980
‎為什麼這麼問？有什麼不對…

540
00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:12,273
‎不，我只是…

541
00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:13,441
‎我知道她說謊

542
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:15,819
‎現在我有點擔心

543
00:28:15,902 --> 00:28:17,862
‎我就知道我們彼此同意

544
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:19,072
‎我同意，她…

545
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,407
‎她很糟糕

546
00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:21,991
‎快擺脫她

547
00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:22,951
‎等等，什麼？

548
00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:25,412
‎不，那樣太粗魯了

549
00:28:25,995 --> 00:28:29,165
‎而且，那會讓福爾蒂難過
‎你是怎麼回事？

550
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:30,959
‎並沒有彼此同意

551
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,169
‎我知道我們不是在“說真話帳篷”裡

552
00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:35,672
‎但是我們還是可以對彼此誠實吧？

553
00:28:38,299 --> 00:28:39,759
‎你一直有點奇怪

554
00:28:40,176 --> 00:28:42,595
‎從我們到這裡以後，你就怪怪的

555
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,724
‎我想告訴妳一切

556
00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:49,018
‎我很快就會這樣做，但是現在…

557
00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:50,353
‎妳想知道我為什麼有點奇怪？

558
00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:52,731
‎因為妳的家人實在太瘋狂了

559
00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:54,315
‎我警告過你了

560
00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:57,277
‎妳警告過我？
‎妳媽媽跟我說她的陰道說得停不下來

561
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,236
‎她什麼？

562
00:28:58,319 --> 00:29:00,071
‎妳爸爸…我剛剛踩到他的開關

563
00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:01,948
‎我本來是想幫福爾蒂的
‎因為妳要我幫他

564
00:29:02,031 --> 00:29:04,409
‎然後他逼我吃了一個辣捲餅
‎現在我覺得不舒服

565
00:29:04,492 --> 00:29:05,326
‎等等

566
00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:07,203
‎-福爾蒂叫了塔可鐘？
‎-對啊

567
00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:08,705
‎什麼？

568
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,374
‎什麼？發生了什麼事？

569
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:12,709
‎我得走了

570
00:29:12,792 --> 00:29:14,669
‎福爾蒂每次重新開始嗑藥之前
‎都會點塔可鐘

571
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:17,088
‎妳真的很迷妳弟弟，這不正常

572
00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:18,298
‎那我總結一下

573
00:29:18,381 --> 00:29:21,134
‎你現在覺得我媽、我爸

574
00:29:21,217 --> 00:29:22,761
‎福爾蒂跟我

575
00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:24,345
‎還有不知為何那個艾咪都有問題…

576
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:25,680
‎妳自己也不喜歡她

577
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,266
‎對不起，我是想…

578
00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:30,101
‎當個完美的男友

579
00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:31,728
‎我真的很想做到

580
00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:34,647
‎但是妳真的把我送入虎口

581
00:29:38,693 --> 00:29:42,363
‎謝謝你喔，開始跟我吵架
‎讓這個充滿壓力的週末變得更糟

582
00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:47,494
‎我們第一次吵架

583
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,370
‎我怪甘狄絲

584
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:50,789
‎她該走了

585
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:07,472
‎不，我看起來超慘，我月經來了

586
00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:09,516
‎沒關係，沒人在乎，讓我進去吧

587
00:30:13,019 --> 00:30:16,272
‎天啊，妳是跟哪種混蛋約會
‎居然在乎這種事情？

588
00:30:17,690 --> 00:30:18,608
‎你為什麼在這裡？

589
00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:20,819
‎我來拿回那些照片

590
00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:24,489
‎為什麼？

591
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:26,908
‎我覺得妳看起來很棒…

592
00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:28,618
‎我先說

593
00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:34,332
‎他們想要調查韓德森癖好的細節

594
00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:36,000
‎我告訴過他們，我有線人

595
00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:39,295
‎那個人認識一些女孩
‎我們可以去追查

596
00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:45,718
‎德里拉，他們想知道他為什麼自殺

597
00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:50,515
‎好吧

598
00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:01,192
‎怎麼了？

599
00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:04,320
‎我把它們放在這裡，我…

600
00:31:12,912 --> 00:31:13,788
‎嗨

601
00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:17,166
‎你們有看到我弟弟嗎？

602
00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:19,210
‎沙包洞比賽之後就沒看過了

603
00:31:19,961 --> 00:31:22,130
‎我們現在真的在喝酷愛飲料？

604
00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:24,048
‎再見，這殘酷的世界

605
00:31:27,802 --> 00:31:30,138
‎甘狄絲得離開，但是該做的事要先做

606
00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:31,222
‎該是道歉的時候了

607
00:31:32,473 --> 00:31:33,892
‎妳比我的自尊重要

608
00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:36,936
‎樂芙，對不起

609
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:39,188
‎我不能當那個讓你覺得好過一些的人

610
00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:42,191
‎我在找我弟弟，想辦法管好我媽…

611
00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:43,735
‎好，我來幫忙，我去找福爾蒂

612
00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:45,987
‎好吧

613
00:31:47,488 --> 00:31:48,448
‎謝謝

614
00:31:54,370 --> 00:31:55,914
‎-德里拉，嘿
‎-嘿

615
00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:57,707
‎你該不會跟愛麗在一起吧？

616
00:31:57,790 --> 00:32:00,376
‎我才一小時沒看家長App就這樣了

617
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:03,129
‎沒有，但是她有傳簡訊給我，等等

618
00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:10,094
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‎《漫長的告別》）

619
00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:13,181
‎好，亞力士戲院要放錢德勒的作品

620
00:32:13,264 --> 00:32:14,515
‎（哥茲：不能去，明天考物理）

621
00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:16,935
‎-妳可以試試看，我得掛了
‎-好，謝謝

622
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:35,244
‎他媽的藥鬼

623
00:32:50,885 --> 00:32:52,387
‎我父母不只是父母

624
00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:54,555
‎更是愛侶

625
00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:55,890
‎他們…

626
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,034
‎我討厭浪漫喜劇

627
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:18,287
‎真的，我的卵巢好像失效了一樣

628
00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:19,539
‎想知道為什麼嗎？

629
00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:23,209
‎因為我一輩子看著我父母

630
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,336
‎他們的愛感覺並不像是浪漫喜劇

631
00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:26,713
‎而是…

632
00:33:27,213 --> 00:33:28,756
‎為了該買什麼衛生紙吵架

633
00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:30,258
‎然後…

634
00:33:30,883 --> 00:33:33,052
‎馬桶要是堵住了，一起通馬桶

635
00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:35,221
‎是堅持待在對方身邊…

636
00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:39,017
‎雖然那人受過的傷害讓他變得難搞

637
00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:40,810
‎知道…

638
00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:44,188
‎他們最糟的模樣並不能定義彼此

639
00:33:44,981 --> 00:33:46,524
‎妳說的不是他們

640
00:33:46,607 --> 00:33:48,443
‎不像網路上說的

641
00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:50,361
‎我父母的愛並不完美

642
00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:52,155
‎妳說的是我們

643
00:33:52,238 --> 00:33:53,239
‎而是…

644
00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:55,533
‎黏噠噠

645
00:33:55,908 --> 00:33:57,076
‎亂糟糟

646
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,287
‎常常是顆燙手山芋

647
00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:04,250
‎但是這比完美的愛好上太多，因為…

648
00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:06,210
‎這很真實

649
00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:10,923
‎等等，我也想說話

650
00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:12,592
‎福爾蒂…

651
00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:14,093
‎我想說話

652
00:34:17,805 --> 00:34:19,891
‎-福爾蒂？
‎-記得…

653
00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:22,935
‎他們把我們拉到霍夫曼機構

654
00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:25,396
‎因為他們無法同意

655
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:26,939
‎“基本上一夫一妻”是什麼意思嗎？

656
00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:29,108
‎那非常真實

657
00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:30,651
‎-我還有更多，我只是…
‎-夠了，兒子

658
00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:32,445
‎我只需要抽根菸

659
00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:33,696
‎得抽根菸

660
00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:36,616
‎不是那個，沒關係

661
00:34:36,699 --> 00:34:38,868
‎-沒關係，我可以，沒關係
‎-沒關係

662
00:34:39,952 --> 00:34:41,245
‎沒關係，一切都…

663
00:34:41,829 --> 00:34:42,789
‎妳看起來很棒，媽媽

664
00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:44,749
‎走吧，沒關係

665
00:34:44,832 --> 00:34:46,459
‎-我覺得不舒服
‎-對啊

666
00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:47,919
‎真的

667
00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:51,464
‎派對開始吧！

668
00:34:57,970 --> 00:34:58,846
‎嘿

669
00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:01,516
‎-你們還好嗎？
‎-妳做得夠多了

670
00:35:01,891 --> 00:35:04,769
‎妳唯一的任務是保護妳弟弟的安全
‎但妳失敗了

671
00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:06,729
‎妳讓我覺得噁心

672
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,029
‎妳是個他媽的偽善者

673
00:35:20,409 --> 00:35:21,577
‎親愛的大地媽咪

674
00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:22,912
‎喔，樂芙

675
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,376
‎沒關係

676
00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:30,294
‎沒關係

677
00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:32,630
‎沒關係

678
00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:39,262
‎我看到妳媽媽做的了，妳沒事吧？

679
00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:44,225
‎我爸爸常常打我

680
00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,356
‎你為什麼沒有告訴我？

681
00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:53,609
‎可能就是…妳為什麼沒告訴我的原因

682
00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:56,821
‎我不能告訴你
‎因為我想要我們繼續當“我們”

683
00:35:58,406 --> 00:36:00,783
‎我不想要我們的感情
‎被這些他媽的污染…

684
00:36:04,078 --> 00:36:04,954
‎我猜…

685
00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:09,000
‎我的人生過得滿黑暗的

686
00:36:10,376 --> 00:36:12,378
‎真正的妳…

687
00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:15,006
‎那黑暗的部分並不是負擔

688
00:36:15,089 --> 00:36:16,883
‎妳不用把那從我眼前移開

689
00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:19,760
‎我想認識妳

690
00:36:21,804 --> 00:36:23,014
‎我也想認識你

691
00:36:23,097 --> 00:36:25,516
‎我越是認識妳，就覺得妳越好

692
00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:28,102
‎我說的不只是妳可愛的部分

693
00:36:30,229 --> 00:36:31,439
‎對我來說…

694
00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:34,358
‎我們一直都會是我們…

695
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:36,777
‎不管發生什麼事

696
00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:43,618
‎我覺得我…一直怪怪的

697
00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:45,745
‎那是因為有很多事情

698
00:36:45,828 --> 00:36:48,664
‎我不能告訴你…但是現在，去他的！

699
00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:52,585
‎好吧

700
00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:55,963
‎你記得…

701
00:36:57,965 --> 00:37:00,301
‎香草餅乾跟那個保姆嗎？

702
00:37:00,968 --> 00:37:01,802
‎當然

703
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:03,638
‎我爸媽創立安納福林時

704
00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:05,097
‎我們大概13歲

705
00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:10,019
‎他們雇了一個叫蘇菲亞的女人

706
00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:12,772
‎她大概19歲，來自西班牙

707
00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:17,026
‎福爾蒂會說…

708
00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:20,321
‎她是他的初戀

709
00:37:20,821 --> 00:37:22,240
‎直到現在，他還是不承認

710
00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:24,909
‎那是虐待

711
00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:31,624
‎最後我爸媽發現他們在一起

712
00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:33,042
‎然後…

713
00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:35,711
‎她真的掀起一場風波

714
00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:39,131
‎他們把她解雇了

715
00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:42,343
‎她受到很大的打擊

716
00:37:43,844 --> 00:37:44,887
‎自殺了

717
00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:50,142
‎發現屍體的是福爾蒂

718
00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:55,856
‎對，那之後，一切都不一樣了

719
00:37:57,441 --> 00:37:59,860
‎我父母用錢擺平了一切

720
00:38:03,781 --> 00:38:04,824
‎對

721
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:08,452
‎我知道福爾蒂很難搞，我知道

722
00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:14,250
‎我知道我花太多精力照顧他

723
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,003
‎但是…

724
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,423
‎你見過我父母了，所以你明白

725
00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:22,508
‎我甩不開它了

726
00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:23,426
‎不

727
00:38:24,218 --> 00:38:25,219
‎我們甩不開它了

728
00:38:31,934 --> 00:38:34,228
‎我覺得我之前從沒有愛過人

729
00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:38,274
‎之前都是短暫的著迷

730
00:38:40,943 --> 00:38:42,903
‎現在才是愛情

731
00:38:43,279 --> 00:38:46,490
‎接受妳的不完美，還因此更加愛妳

732
00:38:57,209 --> 00:38:58,377
‎他媽的是怎麼回事？

733
00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:06,469
‎對不起，那揭開了你的創傷嗎？

734
00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:22,777
‎我能不能告訴你我愛你了？

735
00:39:27,406 --> 00:39:28,282
‎只要妳準備好了就可以

736
00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:34,872
‎在此同時，我想說…

737
00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:37,792
‎我愛妳

738
00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:39,126
‎樂芙

739
00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:43,297
‎這個說法有點複雜

740
00:39:44,715 --> 00:39:45,966
‎沒錯

741
00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:48,010
‎還有別的說法可用嗎？我們的說法？

742
00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:53,432
‎我狼你

743
00:39:55,267 --> 00:39:56,352
‎我也狼妳

744
00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:01,065
‎我喜歡

745
00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:03,818
‎好像你跟我是同一隊的

746
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:07,238
‎我跟妳是同一隊的

747
00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:35,516
‎-嘿！
‎-偷竊狂

748
00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:37,101
‎警察來找這些

749
00:40:37,184 --> 00:40:39,770
‎-真的警察，還是妳的砲友？
‎-妳為什麼要拿走那些？

750
00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:44,108
‎我不相信他會這樣做

751
00:40:48,195 --> 00:40:49,029
‎但我現在相信了

752
00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:55,244
‎對不起，我之前真的是個混蛋

753
00:40:57,246 --> 00:40:58,164
‎沒關係

754
00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:03,544
‎我想我們該把它們燒了

755
00:41:04,670 --> 00:41:06,505
‎要是這些照片流出去…

756
00:41:07,089 --> 00:41:09,258
‎只要有人搜尋這些女孩

757
00:41:09,341 --> 00:41:10,384
‎就會…

758
00:41:13,387 --> 00:41:14,930
‎妳會想怎麼處理妳的？

759
00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:19,351
‎嘿，我希望妳知道…

760
00:41:21,437 --> 00:41:24,148
‎沒有什麼會讓我改變對妳的看法

761
00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:43,083
‎再告訴我一次，發生了什麼事

762
00:41:44,376 --> 00:41:46,629
‎我的男友…前男友…

763
00:41:47,129 --> 00:41:48,005
‎我們吵了一架

764
00:41:48,422 --> 00:41:50,174
‎他…

765
00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:52,259
‎他把我帶到樹林裡

766
00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:56,305
‎我不記得接下來發生了什麼

767
00:41:57,223 --> 00:41:58,599
‎我只是…醒來

768
00:41:59,558 --> 00:42:00,392
‎感覺就像…

769
00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:02,978
‎被埋了起來

770
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,774
‎我們派了一輛車去查，沒有輪胎痕跡

771
00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:08,025
‎不，他挖了一個墳墓

772
00:42:09,443 --> 00:42:12,154
‎那邊有很多樹被砍了，對吧？
‎土壤很鬆

773
00:42:12,696 --> 00:42:13,656
‎沒有人看到？

774
00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:17,326
‎妳有沒有留下照片，或是保留簡訊？

775
00:42:17,409 --> 00:42:18,327
‎沒有！

776
00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:20,454
‎他拿走了我的電話！

777
00:42:20,996 --> 00:42:23,541
‎他活埋我的地方沒有DNA嗎？

778
00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:26,293
‎這可不是CSI，好嗎？
‎我們是在普特南縣

779
00:42:27,461 --> 00:42:29,380
‎妳沒有證據？

780
00:42:35,052 --> 00:42:37,888
‎親愛的，我跟妳說實話吧？

781
00:42:38,472 --> 00:42:39,306
‎我查過妳

782
00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:40,975
‎妳有記錄

783
00:42:41,725 --> 00:42:44,061
‎有沒有朋友報過攻擊的案子？

784
00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:47,731
‎這會被當作家暴

785
00:42:47,815 --> 00:42:49,108
‎這不是…

786
00:42:50,150 --> 00:42:52,444
‎他想要殺我

787
00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:55,739
‎我們能做的最好就是拿到限制令

788
00:42:55,864 --> 00:42:57,157
‎三個月暫時的

789
00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:59,326
‎要拿到永久的，妳得出庭

790
00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:01,078
‎-他也要出庭
‎-但那可以是永久的？

791
00:43:01,161 --> 00:43:02,871
‎三年

792
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,331
‎然後要再申請一次

793
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:06,792
‎要是妳沒有照片，沒有證據…

794
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,130
‎我該怎麼辦？

795
00:43:20,014 --> 00:43:21,223
‎他覺得妳已經死了？

796
00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:24,226
‎妳想要非官方的建議嗎？

797
00:43:25,352 --> 00:43:26,312
‎不要接近他

798
00:43:31,233 --> 00:43:32,526
‎我真不敢相信這是現實

799
00:43:42,953 --> 00:43:44,204
‎我知道你會來找我

800
00:43:50,377 --> 00:43:52,755
‎我們闖進了一個瘋狂家族，對吧？

801
00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:56,133
‎現在你知道，我不…

802
00:43:56,383 --> 00:43:58,052
‎我已經不怕妳了

803
00:43:59,762 --> 00:44:01,930
‎要是妳真的有什麼可以扯到我身上的

804
00:44:03,849 --> 00:44:05,184
‎妳早就揭發我了

805
00:44:05,267 --> 00:44:06,685
‎我也不怕你

806
00:44:07,394 --> 00:44:08,687
‎妳為什麼會怕我？

807
00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:10,981
‎甘狄絲，那是場意外

808
00:44:13,233 --> 00:44:14,234
‎故事就是這樣

809
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,365
‎我從沒有想殺過妳

810
00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:21,617
‎對，你知道別人是怎麼說的嗎？

811
00:44:22,326 --> 00:44:25,829
‎除非逼不得已，你不會知道
‎自己大難臨頭會反抗還是逃跑

812
00:44:26,205 --> 00:44:27,206
‎結果…

813
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:30,417
‎我是會反抗的

814
00:44:32,586 --> 00:44:34,338
‎現在我找到你了

815
00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:36,298
‎我可不會離開

816
00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:39,343
‎我不管你告訴自己什麼故事

817
00:44:39,426 --> 00:44:42,388
‎因為我只要等你搞砸

818
00:44:45,265 --> 00:44:47,142
‎謀殺會一直跟著你

819
00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:49,687
‎你可躲不掉

820
00:45:06,453 --> 00:45:08,038
‎甘狄絲的事情還沒結束

821
00:45:08,997 --> 00:45:12,543
‎但是我得休息，好能計劃下一步

822
00:45:12,918 --> 00:45:14,420
‎休養生息好累啊

823
00:45:20,926 --> 00:45:23,011
‎是威爾從馬尼拉寄來的明信片

824
00:45:23,512 --> 00:45:25,055
‎他跟吉吉過得很好

825
00:45:26,098 --> 00:45:28,642
‎要是我繼續堅持當個好人

826
00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:30,769
‎事情就會有轉機

827
00:45:31,645 --> 00:45:34,231
‎-我的天啊，它們為什麼燒不起來？
‎-我們需要引火物

828
00:45:35,691 --> 00:45:36,984
‎天啊

829
00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:40,404
‎拍立得有毒

830
00:45:48,871 --> 00:45:50,080
‎好吧，還有一張

831
00:46:31,371 --> 00:46:32,331
‎我狼妳

832
00:46:33,332 --> 00:46:34,416
‎-是嗎？
‎-對啊

833
00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:41,840
‎你想要去儲藏室嗎？

834
00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:43,675
‎好，我很想

835
00:46:47,012 --> 00:46:48,430
‎不要再公開示愛了

836
00:46:50,432 --> 00:46:52,351
‎你們不用問…

837
00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:54,686
‎艾咪去聚會接我

838
00:46:54,770 --> 00:46:56,396
‎我找到了一個新的戒酒贊助人

839
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,273
‎不能說出名字，但是…

840
00:46:58,357 --> 00:47:00,567
‎奧斯卡一直忘了他

841
00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:03,862
‎總之，我得做些補償

842
00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:06,490
‎我答應我會跟你們倆道歉…

843
00:47:07,157 --> 00:47:08,909
‎等我走到那一步的時候

844
00:47:08,992 --> 00:47:10,369
‎你不用那樣做

845
00:47:11,620 --> 00:47:12,871
‎我很高興你沒事

846
00:47:14,039 --> 00:47:17,084
‎真的，我也有事可忙

847
00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:21,338
‎要改編愛咪幫我們找到的這本書
‎會讓我精疲力盡

848
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:23,757
‎但是最好的方式

849
00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:25,843
‎幸好我們有這個選項

850
00:47:26,802 --> 00:47:27,845
‎哪本書？

851
00:47:27,928 --> 00:47:31,056
‎我以為你還在忙著準備
‎《享受吧！婚後的殺戮》

852
00:47:31,139 --> 00:47:33,600
‎對啦，那個感覺比較像第二部賣座片

853
00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:36,061
‎但是艾咪讓我改弄這本回憶錄

854
00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:39,606
‎《愛情的黑暗面：
‎桂尼薇貝克的故事與詩》

855
00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:42,276
‎對啊，這個主角貝克…

856
00:47:42,609 --> 00:47:44,570
‎她真的讓我很有共鳴

857
00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:46,655
‎她只想要被愛

858
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,199
‎她比愛娃布勞恩還糟糕

859
00:47:50,909 --> 00:47:53,328
‎總之，現在只要等計畫通過，但是…

860
00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:54,454
‎我的天啊

861
00:47:58,584 --> 00:47:59,543
‎他媽的

862
00:48:00,168 --> 00:48:01,503
‎-不會吧
‎-什麼？

863
00:48:01,587 --> 00:48:02,754
‎-等等
‎-發生了什麼事？

864
00:48:02,838 --> 00:48:03,714
‎不會吧

865
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,134
‎他們現在覺得韓德森是被謀殺的

866
00:48:09,094 --> 00:48:12,055
‎班吉、小桃、貝克、榮恩、賈斯柏
‎韓德森…

867
00:48:12,848 --> 00:48:15,809
‎要是那是真的，韓德森這樣的名人…

868
00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:18,186
‎在找到犯人之前
‎他們都不會停手吧？

869
00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:19,897
‎-沒錯
‎-他跑不掉了

870
00:48:23,692 --> 00:48:25,402
‎謀殺會一直跟著你

871
00:49:30,133 --> 00:49:32,970
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