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[woman] I take care of him
every single day.
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All day long. And you're gonna bawl me out
for one night with my friends?
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[man] You think I'm stupid?
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-You think I'm gonna believe this shit?
-No. I think you're paranoid.
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You need help.
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[man] I'm not done talking to you.
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-[woman] Don't touch me!
-Or what? What are you gonna do?
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-[woman] Let go of me. You're hurting me.
-You think I'm a fool?
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Is that what you think of me?
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-Why can't you just do right...
-No, please!
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...and love me
like you're supposed to, huh?
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[arguing indistinctly]
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[slap]
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[Joe] It's been said
that dreams are illustrations
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from the book
your soul is writing about you.
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So why do I keep dreaming
about my childhood?
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Dr. Nicky would have said
I have unprocessed feelings
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about how my parents
didn't take very good care of me.
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But now you do.
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In so many ways.
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Hey, you.
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[Joe] You make me kinder,
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more selfless.
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You make me feel good.
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So good, I forget whatever darkness
resurfaced in my sleep.
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I lose myself in you,
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find myself through you,
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and when I'm with you,
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we're the only two people on Earth.
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[phone chimes]
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It's Forty.
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Can that wait?
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No, I ignored him three times last night.
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Okay. Hey.
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Lovey, where you been?
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[Love] Uh, Phone died. What's up?
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Ted Hope is what's up.
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Ran into him at NeueHouse.
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Told him I am this close
to attaching Hendy to my new project,
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and he wants to see the full pitch.
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Can you even process that?
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That's great.
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That's really great.
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Now all I need to do is mind meld
with our idea machine, Will.
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You haven't heard from him, have you?
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He... um... hmm.
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Yeah, you know,
I haven't heard much from him.
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[breathless]
The guy must really not be feeling well.
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Yeah, poor guy. Oh.
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One other thing.
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My inner Sasquatch is coming out,
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so I'm gonna need you
to, uh, cut my hair before this meeting.
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Yeah, okay. Tomorrow afternoon?
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Yeah. Uh, why do you sound
so out of breath?
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I'm on the elliptical, you know. Gotta go.
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[Joe] Old me would be annoyed
by such an intrusion.
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But new me
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-wasn't even fazed by it.
-[both panting]
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-[Joe] And you know why that is.
-Oh, right there!
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Because I finally feel
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like I'm becoming a better man.
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[Love moans]
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That's so fucking good!
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[Joe] And it's all because of you.
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[theme song playing]
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Didn't peg you for an outer space guy.
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Oh, it came with the apartment.
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Along with the pink, fuzzy pillows.
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Hey, you can see my house from here.
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-All the better to spy on you.
-[gasps]
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[Joe] Not that I've needed to
since I trust you completely.
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[phone buzzing]
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Let me guess.
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Forty?
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When you text him back just...
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don't tell him about us.
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[Joe] But if your brother knew about us,
maybe he'd give us some space.
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Remind me again...
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why "us" is a secret.
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Whenever I start dating someone,
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Forty tends to feel threatened.
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You know, he doesn't have
many people to count on
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so he needs me.
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And his sobriety is always
the most fragile in the first...
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you know, right after he's slipped.
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Let's just give him a week or two
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before we, you know,
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shove our euphoria in his face.
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[Joe] Even your empathy is a turn-on.
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If you're euphoric now, just wait,
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just wait until Santa Barbara
this weekend.
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I know.
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[phone buzzing]
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[Joe] And there goes Santa Barbara.
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What if...
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we take a rain check
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on Santa Barbara?
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The more time you spend with him now,
the cooler he'll be when we do tell him.
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[Joe] Anything for you, Love.
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[outbound text]
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[phone buzzes]
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I'm seeing him tomorrow night.
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Okay.
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Well, I guess that means
we'll have to make up for that
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lost Santa Barbara sex some other way.
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[both chuckle]
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[Joe] So, this is what it feels like
to be nourished and at peace.
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Um what do you think you're doing?
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[Ellie] Working on a project?
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What project?
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I told you, I don't want--
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I'm not hanging out
with Henderson anymore.
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[pauses music]
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Why? What'd he do?
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He just drinks too much.
It's embarrassing.
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[Joe] This explains why she hasn't
been texting Henderson all week.
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Huge relief.
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Goetz's dad's girlfriend needs a PA
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for a short that starts shooting
next week.
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Painfully derivative,
but a credit's a credit.
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[Ellie] Till then,
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I'm expressing myself through collage.
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[Joe] I never thought I'd say this,
but I feel for Delilah.
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She's only trying to protect her sister
from the same sleazeball
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she fell victim to.
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Just... do not ruin my walls.
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Yeah, she so wants to be at power top.
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-Tell me about it.
-Mm-hmm.
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Can you believe she put
that spy software on my phone?
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[Joe] Shit.
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-You sure it was her?
-Who else would it be?
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So you're not gonna tell her you know?
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Obviously not.
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It's way more useful
if she thinks it's still working.
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[Joe] This is what I get
for trying to out-tech a teenager.
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It's a good thing I have another way
to keep tabs.
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[Joe] Henderson's jacktop.
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Even if he's realized
it's gone missing by now,
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I've disabled Find My Friends,
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and he hasn't been diligent enough
to un-sync his IMs.
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Ellie hasn't fallen in line,
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she's gotten craftier.
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I could tell Delilah, but then
I'd have to explain how I know.
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[phone buzzing]
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Or I could take care of it.
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The brave, good, right thing to do,
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the kind of man you'd want me to be.
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[phone buzzes]
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People have secret rooms
to hide something shameful
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and doubtless, illegal.
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If I find what Hendy's hiding,
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I can get him arrested and Ellie safe.
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I'll make you proud.
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With Hendy out of town,
perfect time to get back inside his house.
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[phone buzzes]
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But first, there's someone else
I have to take care of.
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Eat it up.
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I paid a lot
for those macrobiotic sea vegetables.
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[Will inhales]
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Okay.
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Okay what?
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Okay, let's have the conversation.
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If I let you out...
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then what?
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Is this a joke?
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[Joe] No, the only joke is me pretending
that keeping a man in a cage
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is helping me be my best self.
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No.
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What's your plan?
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My plan is...
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to forget any of this happened...
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and to live happily ever after
with Gigi in Manila.
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[Joe] Gigi, Will's internet fiancée,
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a.k.a. least promising plan of all time.
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If you bring me the Beast Wars box
in my coat closet,
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I can make a fake passport,
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and you will never hear from me again.
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I have an idea.
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You like games.
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Love 'em, in other contexts, dude.
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Right.
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I will let you out...
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if you prove
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you'll never turn me in.
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Prove my loyalty?
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And how am I supposed to do that
from inside a cage?
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I don't know. You're smart.
I believe in you.
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[Will scoffs]
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Don't give up.
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You need something
to get your brain juices flowing.
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You need a project.
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What do you need this time?
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I need Henderson's home security disabled.
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-[quietly chuckling]
-He's hiding something.
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Sounds familiar.
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You're gonna need a jammer.
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Question is which kind,
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so I'll need to know what system he's got.
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Oh, am I allowed to touch a laptop
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to help you...
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help me help you do this thing?
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[keys clacking]
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Stop. That one.
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Is that a sign by the hedge?
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People put those signs around their house
to make them feel safe
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because they are, respectfully,
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idiots of the highest magnitude.
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[Will] 'Cause it only makes it easier
for people like me
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to find out which frequency
they're broadcasting on.
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Once you jam the frequency,
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all the sensors are disabled.
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[electronic chirp]
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[electronic chirp]
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[Joe] Good ol' Hendy has obviously
never seen The Bling Ring.
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Okay, Hendy, where's the toy room?
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What is this? Like a Narnia situation?
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Oh, Mr. Tumnus.
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Huh.
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Wouldn't have pegged him
for a Dickens guy.
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Oh, how very supervillain-y.
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It's like Hendy's id
ate too much candy and porn
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and threw it all up.
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[beeps, whirrs]
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[crashing]
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[Joe] 'Cause nothing's worse
than a sex dungeon with dust bunnies.
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[beeps]
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Could he be more obvious?
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Delilah was right.
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He's a bad man
who deserves to be punished.
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It's only fitting
that she break the story wide open.
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[quietly gasps]
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[Joe] Come on.
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You can do this.
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-Attagirl, get to work.
-[door slams]
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[Joe] With Hendy being capably dealt with,
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I can go back to my Love bubble with you.
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[Lucy] No, you don't understand.
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[all gasping]
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-Oh, my God.
-[Gabe] Yes, please.
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-[Lucy] That is crazy.
-{Love] Hey!
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-Look who I ran into.
-Hi.
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[lounge music playing]
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[Joe] Old me might have been annoyed
by this coincidence,
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but your friends are refreshingly chill
and easy to talk to.
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I read in our Kundalini Cookbook
that golden milk is a life-changer.
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Into Kundalini, okay.
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[Joe] Actually, I'm not, but Gabe is.
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Constantly retweets his guru.
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I mean, I'm just curious, I'm a novice.
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Oh, I can help you out with that.
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-Will it help my stress-induced gastritis?
-What?
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Oh, Emma showed up to set the other day
with her head and eyebrows shaved,
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so I spent the last 72 hours
emotionally blowing the director
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just trying to get her, like, un-fired.
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-What've you done about the tummy stuff?
-Ashita..
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-Good.
-But she says it's a pitta imbalance,
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Of course.
258
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,097
Yeah, but she refuses to do blood cleanse.
259
00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:52,308
-[Lucy] Because it tastes like fresh anus.
-[all laugh]
260
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:53,893
[Joe] Did she just say "blood cleanse"?
261
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,394
Tell me you're doing reiki. Come on.
262
00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:56,979
Or, you know, cupping will help.
263
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,273
This is great, but it's not
gonna work because, hello,
264
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:00,482
it's past life trauma.
265
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:01,483
Always.
266
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,990
[Joe] Shit, that wasn't a joke. Say
something. Say something, anything.
267
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,660
Have you tried going to the doctor?
268
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,913
Like, a Western medicine doctor?
269
00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:16,332
I'm kidding.
270
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:17,541
I'm obviously kidding.
271
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:18,792
[all chuckle awkardly]
272
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,794
-[Lucy] That's funny.
-[Sunrise chuckles]
273
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,796
I mean, everyone
has their own lens, right?
274
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,048
Of course.
275
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:25,257
[Joe] You're disappointed.
276
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:28,260
I flunked, I embarrassed you.
How do I fix this?
277
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,262
Okay, can we just tell 'em?
278
00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:31,764
Okay.
279
00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:34,183
We didn't accidentally run into you guys.
280
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,101
-We planned it!
-Yeah!
281
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,186
[laughing]
282
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,188
-[Lucy] Surprise!
-Really?
283
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:41,565
-Yeah.
-Well...
284
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:44,151
[Joe] If I didn't know you better,
I'd call that a sneaky,
285
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:46,570
insecure Beck kind of move.
286
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:47,905
Do I know you better?
287
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,406
Okay, so...
288
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,617
I just thought...
289
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:56,747
that if I was going to meet
your insanely tight inner circle,
290
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,917
you know, I would get in my head
291
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,420
and, like, research everyone, and...
292
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,548
I just wanted you
to be able to be relaxed.
293
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,884
[Joe] You did this for me.
294
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:11,595
Okay.
295
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,974
Then can someone please tell me
what the hell a pitta imbalance is?
296
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,142
-Oh, yes.
-[laughing] Oh, honey.
297
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:19,812
I thought you would never ask. Um,
298
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,188
it's usually stress-induced...
299
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:22,481
[mouthing] I love him.
300
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,024
[Joe] And just like that,
301
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,068
I'm part of the tribe.
302
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:30,322
No longer on the outside looking in,
thanks to you.
303
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:31,824
[knocking on glass]
304
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,702
[Lucy] Did you invite him?
305
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,036
No.
306
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,709
Hey, Forty, I thought it was your day off.
307
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,585
Just coming in for my green juice.
308
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,796
-Well, join us. Grab a bun.
-Yeah.
309
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:49,133
Wait, Love, weren't you checking out
agave wholesalers today?
310
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:52,261
Yeah, I was going to
and then we all ran into each other.
311
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:54,805
Mm-hmm.
312
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,765
Why don't you just sit down?
313
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:57,725
[Forty] Why?
314
00:16:58,058 --> 00:16:59,727
So you can lie to my face right now?
315
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:03,272
Yeah, I've been knowing
that you two were hooking up.
316
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:07,443
And I was just waiting
for you to come clean.
317
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,779
And you don't even have the decency
318
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,198
to invite me to your coming-out brunch.
319
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,992
We can talk when I cut your hair--
320
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,202
No, you're not touching my hair!
321
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:21,415
Forty, this is not the time or place.
You need to stop it now.
322
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,257
Hey, hey. Just let him go.
323
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,815
[Joe] What Forty needs are boundaries.
324
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,108
-[phone chimes]
-Oh!
325
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,071
[groans]
326
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:54,448
It isn't him.
327
00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:57,576
He's punishing me.
328
00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,411
God.
329
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,122
[sighs] I hope he's not drinking.
330
00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:06,168
I should-- I should text his sponsor.
331
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,046
[Joe] Honestly, you could both
use some boundaries.
332
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:12,341
But I don't blame you.
Every one of us has a blind spot.
333
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:13,592
-No.
-[phone clatters]
334
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:14,843
I shouldn't.
335
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,596
[sighs] This is crazy.
336
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:20,182
I am... [sing-songy] crazy!
337
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:23,727
You're not crazy.
338
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,522
You are trying to be a good sister.
339
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:30,692
[Joe] Here is where old me would suggest
you need to distance yourself,
340
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,946
even if that meant pushing Forty
further toward the edge.
341
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:36,573
Then why do I feel so shitty?
342
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:42,037
[Joe] But new me, the me I'm becoming
because of you,
343
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,124
is going to make this better for you, me,
and Forty.
344
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,208
Forty wants to be--
345
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,209
Can you just...?
346
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,838
Forty wants to be included.
347
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,507
All right? So let's include him.
348
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:55,843
Standing Sunday brunch thing.
349
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,595
Beach day once a month.
350
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,389
-Once.
-[chuckles]
351
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:05,894
Yeah, I think he would really like that.
352
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,148
Starting now,
I'm gonna be a better friend.
353
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,901
I'm gonna help him come up
with a killer pitch.
354
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,822
[Joe] Busier he is with a viable project,
the less dependent he'll be on you.
355
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:18,991
I cannot ask you to do that.
356
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:22,244
You didn't. It would be my honor.
357
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:33,964
[panting]
358
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:37,050
[both moaning]
359
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,054
Aw, man.
360
00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:42,472
That...
361
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:43,807
That was heaven.
362
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:45,517
[panting] That was medicine.
363
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:47,561
They should bottle you, Delilah.
364
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:49,438
They should.
365
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,358
[exhales]
366
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,028
You okay?
367
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,237
What? Yeah, yeah.
368
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,697
You sure? You seem...
369
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:00,199
kinda distant.
370
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:03,702
[chuckling] I'm sorry,
are we that kind of fuck buddy now?
371
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:06,163
You know, we can talk about real stuff...
372
00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:09,625
without violating
the fuck buddy code of ethics.
373
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:10,918
It's-- It's been done.
374
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:14,546
Okay. Um... [snaps tongue]
375
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,883
I am... dealing with a thing.
376
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:21,053
And I could actually use
some professional advice.
377
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,430
Like from... Yeah, of course.
378
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:26,433
But like so fucking off the record,
it's not even funny.
379
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,603
Okay, OTR, I got it.
380
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:30,520
Okay.
381
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:33,357
Someone anonymously...
382
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,443
sent me some photos that I know for a fact
383
00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:40,113
were taken by a certain
high-profile celebrity.
384
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,493
And some of the girls in the photos,
385
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,328
maybe all...
386
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,163
are underage.
387
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,750
That prick you've been trying to nail,
Henderson.
388
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,128
Maybe one of your sources
is trying to give you some more ammo.
389
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:56,213
Maybe.
390
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:59,174
I want to write the exposé. I want to...
391
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:02,636
nail his one remaining ball
to the ceiling, but...
392
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:04,638
the more that I think about it...
393
00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:07,432
I'm one of the girls.
394
00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,561
Oh, no, man, Delilah--
395
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:14,273
And if I break the story,
and it comes out later
396
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,817
that the same thing happened to me,
then I lose all credibility.
397
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:19,528
The whole story just gets picked apart.
398
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,488
I could take the photos into Sex Crimes.
399
00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:23,907
I'll say that I got them anonymously.
400
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:27,619
Yeah, so some star-fucker cops
can get paid off to bury them? Yeah.
401
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:29,913
I know the right people
to talk to, Delilah.
402
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,623
Don't you trust me?
403
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:36,503
Okay.
404
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:55,647
[man] Come on, people must have told you
you look like a model.
405
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,525
-We should get a drink sometime.
-You're single?
406
00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,319
[woman] It's complicated.
407
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:04,156
I'm going out of town tomorrow,
but I could take you out tonight.
408
00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:06,908
[woman] Tonight doesn't work,
but how about now?
409
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,953
Seems like you've got
your hands full already.
410
00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:14,583
Oh, he's a big boy.
411
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,134
I'm gonna need you to stay here for a bit.
412
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,178
Read your book. I'll be back.
413
00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,601
[Love giggling]
414
00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:35,270
[Forty moans]
415
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:38,774
-Don't go too short like last time, okay?
-[Love] I'm not.
416
00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:40,692
You asked me to do this.
417
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:41,818
[chuckles]
418
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,863
Top of the morning, will.i.am.
419
00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:46,073
I hope we didn't wake you.
420
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,157
I hope we did.
421
00:22:47,991 --> 00:22:51,703
So I can apologize
for losing my shit yesterday.
422
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:54,998
Oh, it's already forgotten.
423
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:58,710
You are one magnanimous motherfucker.
424
00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:00,295
And we...
425
00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:02,672
are going to make a great team.
426
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:05,926
Right. I told Forty that you said
you would help him with his project.
427
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:09,012
-[Joe] Only so I can have more of you.
-Absolutely.
428
00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:10,347
Schweet.
429
00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:14,059
I had to push the Ted Hope meeting
because I was irate after...
430
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:17,270
Well, we don't need to talk
about the brunch anymore.
431
00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:20,273
Uh, but It's fine. I'll pitch him
when he gets back from South By.
432
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:21,608
Sounds like a plan.
433
00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:23,443
But you and I should get started
this afternoon.
434
00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,487
-Okay.
-Also, Lovey said something
435
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,697
about all of us going
to the beach later today?
436
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:28,740
Oh, right.
437
00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:31,326
[Joe] Sooner than I'd care to, but...
438
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,285
Great.
439
00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:33,829
But I need Love...
440
00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:36,706
to go with me
to buy a new suit for the pitch.
441
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:38,458
Sure, let's go shopping.
442
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:41,378
No, like, just me and Love.
443
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:45,173
I get self-conscious
when I go suit shopping because of...
444
00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:47,342
my thighs.
445
00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:50,512
Forty, Will and I have plans.
446
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:53,723
It's fine. Will doesn't mind.
447
00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:55,934
Do you, old sport?
448
00:23:57,602 --> 00:23:59,521
[Joe] Your brother is a monster.
449
00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:00,439
Not at all.
450
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:03,150
Happy shopping.
451
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:08,738
[Joe] Becoming a better person
is way more aggravating than I thought,
452
00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:11,241
but I'm still going to find a way
to help your brother.
453
00:24:12,075 --> 00:24:12,951
How's book one?
454
00:24:13,034 --> 00:24:16,538
Margarita just rescued the rape victim
from eternal damnation.
455
00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:19,499
So, uh, you know... light beach reading.
456
00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:27,007
That's the book guy?
457
00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:28,800
He doesn't play for your team.
458
00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:32,012
No fair. You already have Hendy
so why do you get all the hot zaddies?
459
00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:33,930
Okay, first,
460
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:35,974
Will is like a eunuch to me.
461
00:24:36,391 --> 00:24:37,434
And Hendy?
462
00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:39,603
He is not my zaddy either.
463
00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:40,896
Which reminds me,
464
00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:42,856
I'm going to his screening tonight.
465
00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:45,859
Text me and invite me to sleep over
so D thinks I'm at your place.
466
00:24:45,942 --> 00:24:46,985
[sing-songy] Thank you.
467
00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:52,324
[Joe] Why hasn't Delilah
gotten Henderson arrested yet?
468
00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:56,578
[heavy pounding]
469
00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:03,877
[pounding intensifies]
470
00:25:05,378 --> 00:25:07,047
[Joe] Flaming Hot Cheetos.
471
00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:09,341
Stress food, very bad sign.
472
00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:11,927
Management should really get that fixed.
473
00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:14,513
What do you need, Apartment Three?
474
00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:18,350
Just wanted to make sure
you got that envelope on your doorstep.
475
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:21,520
How did you know about that?
476
00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:23,939
I saw a girl drop it off.
477
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:25,774
What'd she look like?
478
00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:28,693
I saw her from behind.
She had a... hoodie.
479
00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:29,611
Why?
480
00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:32,239
Nothing.
481
00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:34,115
Doesn't seem like nothing.
482
00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:36,243
Hey, is someone harassing you?
483
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:37,244
No.
484
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:41,248
Delilah, I've seen the look on your face.
If someone is bothering you, just--
485
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:43,667
-Hi.
-Hi.
486
00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:48,630
If someone is bothering you,
go to the cops.
487
00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:51,007
-I'll go with you.
-Would you relax? Nobody's stalking me.
488
00:25:54,135 --> 00:25:55,428
This is about Henderson.
489
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:59,808
The woman you saw dropped
his kiddie porn photos on my doorstep.
490
00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:02,102
Well, this is great, right?
491
00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:04,604
I showed 'em to a cop,
and he said they're useless
492
00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:07,107
and he can't do shit with them
because Henderson's not in them.
493
00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:09,234
And the backdrop's completely nondescript.
494
00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:10,902
Bastard's smart.
495
00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:14,406
-[Joe] Shit. Shit, shit, shit!
-So what are you gonna do?
496
00:26:14,489 --> 00:26:17,033
Stick 'em in a drawer until somebody else
blows the whistle on him.
497
00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:20,829
If the police had found them on Henderson
or in Henderson's house,
498
00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:23,623
then they could've made a case,
but as it is...
499
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,835
whoever swiped them
bungled the shit out of this.
500
00:26:29,879 --> 00:26:31,339
[phone buzzing]
501
00:26:33,925 --> 00:26:35,135
[Joe] Double fuck!
502
00:26:35,218 --> 00:26:37,429
Promised to help your brother,
but now I have to make sure
503
00:26:37,512 --> 00:26:40,181
Ellie doesn't
walk into the jaws of perversion.
504
00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:42,183
I'll have to keep it short with Forty.
505
00:26:43,351 --> 00:26:44,185
Sit down.
506
00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:45,729
In the end,
507
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:49,524
our guy has to murder all three women.
508
00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:52,736
It's like... the ultimate irony.
509
00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:55,739
So what do you think?
510
00:26:56,072 --> 00:26:58,908
[Joe] That it sounds like the most
anti-feminist horror film in history,
511
00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:01,244
-which is saying a lot.
-I think it's really good.
512
00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:03,121
You don't think it gets wonky
in the middle?
513
00:27:03,204 --> 00:27:04,831
-No.
-You don't think we need to, like,
514
00:27:04,914 --> 00:27:07,125
spitball that page 90 shit?
515
00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:10,670
[Joe] He's not going to let me leave
until I say...
516
00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:12,088
Honestly, I think it's genius.
517
00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:15,175
Okay...
518
00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:18,053
don't throw the G word around
if you don't mean it, Will.
519
00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:19,846
-I do.
-I knew it.
520
00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:23,183
Man, I wish I could go
to South By Pitch Fest tomorrow.
521
00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:24,684
It's fine.
522
00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:26,770
Gives us more time
to work the dough, right?
523
00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:28,772
I think we are on a roll.
524
00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:30,982
I think... we should go all night?
525
00:27:31,274 --> 00:27:34,611
[Joe] How do I get out now
without this six-foot-one baby
526
00:27:34,694 --> 00:27:35,612
throwing a tantrum?
527
00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:38,239
No, no.
You don't want to overwork the dough.
528
00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:40,158
I think you should go to South By tonight.
529
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:41,660
Pitch it tomorrow.
530
00:27:42,118 --> 00:27:43,787
-For reals?
-Take the red-eye.
531
00:27:44,287 --> 00:27:46,456
You said Ted Hope is there, right?
532
00:27:46,539 --> 00:27:47,999
Show him you're in demand.
533
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:49,834
Start a bidding war.
534
00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:52,796
-Fuck yeah.
-Fuck yeah.
535
00:27:52,879 --> 00:27:54,589
-I'm gonna do it.
-Good for you.
536
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:02,764
[man] Where you been?
537
00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:04,599
[woman] At the market.
538
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:05,850
[man] For four hours?
539
00:28:05,975 --> 00:28:07,227
[woman] You should ask your son.
540
00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:09,729
He wanted to play hide-and-seek
and scare Mommy.
541
00:28:11,648 --> 00:28:13,441
I'm gonna get the rest of the groceries.
542
00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:17,904
[door closes]
543
00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:23,785
You're old enough to know that your mom...
544
00:28:24,452 --> 00:28:27,539
sometimes accidentally tells a little lie.
545
00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:31,042
But I know you always tell the truth.
546
00:28:32,335 --> 00:28:33,211
Come here, Joey.
547
00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:35,171
Come here.
548
00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:44,556
Pain, it can make people truthful.
549
00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:45,515
[Will] Hey.
550
00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:47,642
What you doing with that rope?
551
00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:50,186
Don't worry, it's for Henderson.
552
00:28:51,479 --> 00:28:52,355
Uh-huh...
553
00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:57,068
And what exactly
are you planning to do to him?
554
00:28:58,027 --> 00:28:59,904
Gonna get him to confess on video,
555
00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:02,198
ruin his career, and get him arrested.
556
00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:04,451
Why? What'd you think I was gonna say?
557
00:29:06,202 --> 00:29:07,871
Someone else, not you...
558
00:29:09,205 --> 00:29:12,834
a less stable person might see...
559
00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:16,337
Hendy's depravity
as justification for killing him.
560
00:29:17,964 --> 00:29:19,007
That's not me.
561
00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:21,593
I know.
562
00:29:22,469 --> 00:29:23,720
I know it's not.
563
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,557
You're thoughtful, controlled...
564
00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:29,684
[chuckles softly]
565
00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:31,519
The more I learn about you,
566
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:34,105
the more clearly I see
the answer to your question.
567
00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:35,857
How can you...
568
00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:39,778
be sure I'll be loyal once you let me out?
569
00:29:40,653 --> 00:29:41,696
The answer is...
570
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,033
there is no answer.
571
00:29:45,575 --> 00:29:48,369
No matter what I say, you will never
be sure if I'll turn you in.
572
00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:51,331
[Joe] But I need to be sure, Love, for us.
573
00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:52,373
Hold on.
574
00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:55,752
I know you want to do the right thing
575
00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:58,171
or you wouldn't have asked at all.
576
00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:02,175
I've done business with bad people,
you're not them.
577
00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:03,676
You...
578
00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:06,596
do bad things when you feel trapped
579
00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:10,183
or, key, to protect someone, which...
580
00:30:10,725 --> 00:30:13,603
we all hope we would have the courage
to do that.
581
00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,606
To me, that makes you more good than bad.
582
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,442
I think you're a good man.
583
00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:22,028
You could kill Henderson,
584
00:30:22,111 --> 00:30:24,572
but you're letting justice
take its course.
585
00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,075
That's what a good man would do.
586
00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:29,702
[Joe] He's biased, but I hope he's right.
587
00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:32,705
But to really be good, Joe,
588
00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:34,374
you have to let me out of here.
589
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:37,460
[Joe] Another impossible puzzle, Love,
590
00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:40,004
but for you, I'll try to solve anything.
591
00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:45,093
[phone buzzing]
592
00:30:45,426 --> 00:30:48,179
[Joe] It's not the best time,
but you always come first.
593
00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:49,097
Hey, you.
594
00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:52,433
Did you tell Forty
to take a red-eye to South By?
595
00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:54,435
I may have mentioned it, yeah.
596
00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:58,147
I really wish you would have asked me.
Film fests are tough on his sobriety.
597
00:30:58,231 --> 00:30:59,732
I didn't realize that, I'm sorry.
598
00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:02,235
I appreciate that,
but it still feels weird,
599
00:31:02,318 --> 00:31:04,070
like you were trying
to get him out of town
600
00:31:04,153 --> 00:31:05,989
so that you wouldn't have
to deal with him.
601
00:31:06,072 --> 00:31:08,950
[Joe] Being attracted to very smart women
is a double-edged sword.
602
00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:11,744
-I would never do that.
-He said you used the words "bidding war."
603
00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:12,954
[Joe] I should lie.
604
00:31:13,162 --> 00:31:16,291
Half-truths just end up getting me burned
so I should lie.
605
00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:18,459
Will, please do not make this worse
by lying to me.
606
00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,712
[Joe] I have to because I can't tell you
the whole truth,
607
00:31:20,795 --> 00:31:23,006
which happens to be I did it
to save someone helpless.
608
00:31:23,089 --> 00:31:24,924
Speaking of, need to stop her, now.
609
00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:26,634
[Love] Hello? Are you there?
610
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,553
[Joe] Yeah, I'm-- I'm here. I'm here.
611
00:31:29,762 --> 00:31:30,930
You're right.
612
00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:32,640
I just wasn't thinking. I messed up.
613
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:35,268
And from now on, I'll do better.
614
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:36,561
I promise.
615
00:31:37,228 --> 00:31:38,771
That is what I needed to hear.
616
00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:40,982
Now I have to go.
I don't want to miss my flight.
617
00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:42,775
-Your flight?
-Yeah.
618
00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:45,612
I'm going to be Forty's sober companion
at South By.
619
00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:49,240
[Joe] Kill me now.
Kill Forty, kill everything.
620
00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:51,200
-Have a great trip.
-Call you from Austin.
621
00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:54,829
[Joe] Perfect. Now I have to get Ellie out
of Henderson's, then get his confession.
622
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,122
I'm not sure how to do either.
623
00:31:56,205 --> 00:31:57,540
What could go wrong?
624
00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:01,169
[knocking on door]
625
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,632
-@Ellie-Eyeballs, hey.
-Hey.
626
00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:08,092
So bad news.
Jonah's girl came down with the flu
627
00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:10,094
and Jonah's the one with the print,
628
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:12,096
so no screening tonight. Sorry.
629
00:32:12,388 --> 00:32:13,973
Here, I'll call you an Uber.
630
00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:15,475
Wait, dude, I came all this way.
631
00:32:16,184 --> 00:32:17,477
We can still hang.
632
00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:18,937
I can show you my short.
633
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:20,980
It's still in progress, but--
634
00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:23,316
Listen, we're friends and it's cool.
635
00:32:23,399 --> 00:32:25,276
I mean, you're massively cool, but...
636
00:32:26,152 --> 00:32:27,278
you're also 15,
637
00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:29,656
so we're not hanging out
in my house alone.
638
00:32:31,407 --> 00:32:32,825
[Joe] What is his game here?
639
00:32:32,909 --> 00:32:34,285
Okay, neurotic.
640
00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:37,163
I'm not some random girl child.
641
00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:39,290
And you said for weeks
you would watch my short.
642
00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:40,959
All right, fine.
643
00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:42,919
But you have to promise me
you won't tell anybody
644
00:32:43,002 --> 00:32:45,296
that you were here alone with me, okay?
'Cause it's kinda--
645
00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:46,255
I get it.
646
00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:48,299
I'm a vault. Scout's honor.
647
00:32:48,883 --> 00:32:52,720
[Joe] Oh, this is his clever trick
to make her feel safe,
648
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,472
like she chose.
649
00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:12,657
[clapping]
650
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,368
-You're a filmmaker.
-[chuckles]
651
00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:18,579
I saw some Rear Window
and a little bit of...
652
00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:21,374
Florida Project, but with your own pathos.
653
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:24,752
I-- I think you could've
held on the last image a bit longer.
654
00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:26,713
That's what I was thinking.
655
00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:30,258
I'm proud of you, Eyeballs.
Now I really wanna hear your feature idea.
656
00:33:30,717 --> 00:33:32,760
Great. I've got a whole pitch prepared--
657
00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:35,722
And I have, like, a super early morning.
658
00:33:35,805 --> 00:33:37,473
Dude, ten minutes.
659
00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:40,351
It's right up your alley
and I think you'll like it enough
660
00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:42,520
to share it
with your producing partners, really.
661
00:33:44,647 --> 00:33:47,608
Well, I never pitch without
at least one Scotch in me for luck,
662
00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:49,485
so in your case, what do you want? Juice?
663
00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:51,237
Uh, yeah, I'll take a watermelon.
664
00:33:51,988 --> 00:33:52,822
Okay.
665
00:34:07,086 --> 00:34:08,963
[Joe] No alcohol. Interesting.
666
00:34:14,343 --> 00:34:18,931
And a twist of GHB
for roofie-ing the teenaged girl.
667
00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:27,815
What the heck?
668
00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:04,602
A little piece of advice: don't get a cat.
669
00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:10,108
Here.
670
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:11,609
Cheers.
671
00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:15,154
To making art.
672
00:35:17,031 --> 00:35:19,909
[Joe] To his dose kicking in first,
which it will.
673
00:35:19,992 --> 00:35:22,370
It's a hell of a lot stronger.
674
00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:23,287
All right.
675
00:35:39,762 --> 00:35:41,764
[speed metal blasting in headphones]
676
00:35:45,768 --> 00:35:46,602
[music cuts]
677
00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:48,146
What the fuck. Hey.
678
00:35:48,729 --> 00:35:49,647
Hey, hey.
679
00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:51,149
Huh? What?
680
00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:54,360
Easy, easy. You're gonna hurt yourself.
681
00:35:54,443 --> 00:35:55,403
Who are you?
682
00:35:55,903 --> 00:35:57,029
Untie me!
683
00:35:57,113 --> 00:36:00,992
-[Joe] Oh, white male celebrity privilege.
-Help me! Help! Help me!
684
00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:03,244
You know this room is soundproof.
685
00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:05,913
-You built it to be soundproof.
-Help me!
686
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:08,958
Help me!
687
00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:11,627
I'm going to help you after you confess
688
00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:13,546
to what you've been hiding
in this little...
689
00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:15,006
secret room.
690
00:36:15,923 --> 00:36:17,175
Secret room? What...?
691
00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:20,219
You mean this room
that everybody knows about?
692
00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:23,139
This is just standard, mass-produced
Pleasure Chest kink.
693
00:36:23,222 --> 00:36:24,098
It's not illegal.
694
00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:28,144
[Joe] Hiding his real perversion
behind healthy fetishes is smart
695
00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:29,061
and evil.
696
00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:30,188
I'm not talking about kink,
697
00:36:30,271 --> 00:36:32,273
I'm talking about your thing
for underage girls.
698
00:36:32,648 --> 00:36:34,942
Like the one upstairs, for starters.
699
00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:37,028
Ellie? I never touched her.
700
00:36:37,111 --> 00:36:39,405
I don't have a thing for underaged girls.
This is insane!
701
00:36:39,488 --> 00:36:42,241
The pictures in your cigar box
suggest otherwise!
702
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,120
Those aren't mine.
703
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:49,040
I'm holding them for a friend, all right?
He knows he needs help.
704
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,666
[Joe] I'm not gonna kill him.
705
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,835
Just scare him into telling the truth.
706
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:55,838
What are you doing?
No, what are you doing?
707
00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:58,382
No, no no! What do you want?
What do you want?
708
00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:00,635
-Ow!
-No, no! What do you want?!
709
00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:02,595
You know what I want.
710
00:37:02,845 --> 00:37:04,013
The truth.
711
00:37:04,513 --> 00:37:06,390
Okay, okay!
They're mine, they're mine!
712
00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:08,017
Okay, I-- I never touched them, I swear.
713
00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:10,186
They would fall asleep
and I would take their tops off,
714
00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:12,980
snap a few photos, which I wouldn't
share with anyone, and then...
715
00:37:13,689 --> 00:37:16,192
Who gets hurt? Nobody.
They don't even remember.
716
00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:18,069
[Joe] Delilah remembers.
717
00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:19,445
You're wrong.
718
00:37:20,029 --> 00:37:22,698
And if you believe any
of what you just said, you're sick.
719
00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:24,033
These are kids.
720
00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:28,246
Listen, man,
if I did this to your girlfriend...
721
00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:31,165
a long time ago or something,
I'm really sorry.
722
00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:32,333
I'm sorry. I...
723
00:37:33,459 --> 00:37:34,627
I can pay you both.
724
00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:35,920
I don't want your money.
725
00:37:36,379 --> 00:37:38,297
I want your confession on video.
726
00:37:39,423 --> 00:37:40,258
What?
727
00:37:43,135 --> 00:37:44,053
I can't do that.
728
00:37:44,136 --> 00:37:46,264
That would destroy me.
I'd lose everything.
729
00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:47,181
Oh...
730
00:37:48,182 --> 00:37:49,058
You deserve to.
731
00:37:49,141 --> 00:37:51,686
No, no, no! Okay, okay, okay!
I'll do it, I'll do it! Please.
732
00:37:54,063 --> 00:37:54,981
Remember...
733
00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:57,858
this is of your own volition.
734
00:38:01,862 --> 00:38:02,697
Okay.
735
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:04,991
Don't look so scared. Take a breath.
736
00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:06,325
[Joe inhales and exhales]
737
00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:09,537
Now, look into the camera.
738
00:38:16,085 --> 00:38:17,878
What do you want me to say? What, I'm...?
739
00:38:18,629 --> 00:38:19,588
I'm a sicko?
740
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:23,759
Okay, fine, I'm-- I'm bad.
741
00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:25,344
All right, I'm disgusting.
742
00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:28,639
What, do you think I like this shit?!
743
00:38:31,392 --> 00:38:33,185
My stepdad, he-- he touched me.
744
00:38:33,519 --> 00:38:34,478
[Joe] Stop that.
745
00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:37,523
When I told my mom about it,
she made me promise not to tell anyone.
746
00:38:37,606 --> 00:38:40,192
-No, stop. I don't want stories.
-All this started when I was nine.
747
00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:43,154
-I was only nine years old.
-Henderson-- Henderson, shut up.
748
00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:46,324
-This happened to you too, didn't it?
-No. No, no, no.
749
00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:47,992
-That's why you're doing this?
-No.
750
00:38:48,075 --> 00:38:50,161
[Henderson] You hate yourself
so you're trying to destroy me?
751
00:38:50,244 --> 00:38:51,287
[Joe] I'm warning you.
752
00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:53,748
-We're the same.
-No, no...
753
00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:58,336
I'm nothing... like you.
754
00:39:02,381 --> 00:39:03,424
I know you. You...
755
00:39:04,633 --> 00:39:07,345
You're from my party, right?
You're Forty's friend.
756
00:39:07,928 --> 00:39:10,598
You were trying to help him,
you were trying to be a hero.
757
00:39:10,681 --> 00:39:12,016
Is that what you think this is, huh?
758
00:39:12,099 --> 00:39:14,727
You feel like you're a piece of shit
so you're trying to be a hero.
759
00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:19,106
-That's enough.
-Ruining my life is not gonna save you
760
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,901
from your demons, all right?
What we went through, this shit stays.
761
00:39:21,984 --> 00:39:24,653
No amount of sex or drugs
or success or religion
762
00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:26,280
or surviving fucking ball cancer,
763
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:28,074
that's not gonna save you, okay?
Nothing can.
764
00:39:28,532 --> 00:39:30,409
[Joe] He's trying to get in my head.
765
00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:32,411
-Love can.
-[Joe] We're nothing alike.
766
00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:34,121
Love is the biggest phony of them all.
767
00:39:34,497 --> 00:39:37,208
You want something real?
An orgasm is real.
768
00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:38,876
[Joe] He's desperate.
769
00:39:38,959 --> 00:39:42,129
He's trying to win with words and ideas
that add up to nothing,
770
00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:45,174
but the truth: he is bad.
771
00:39:45,257 --> 00:39:47,843
Someone needs to stop him
and he knows it.
772
00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:49,929
[Henderson grunts]
773
00:39:53,682 --> 00:39:54,725
[both grunting]
774
00:39:58,813 --> 00:39:59,939
[loud thud, crack]
775
00:40:09,365 --> 00:40:10,199
[Joe] No.
776
00:40:10,282 --> 00:40:11,992
No, this isn't me.
777
00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:13,494
This isn't me anymore.
778
00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:16,831
I didn't want to do that.
I didn't do that.
779
00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,000
Get it together.
780
00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:32,930
A suicide.
781
00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:34,723
He slit his wrist, regretted it...
782
00:40:35,307 --> 00:40:37,435
went for help, fell going up the stairs.
783
00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:44,400
No, no no no, can't have another
jar of urine scenario.
784
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,343
[loud clatter]
785
00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:14,722
[Joe] Shit.
786
00:41:25,232 --> 00:41:26,150
Hendy?
787
00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:31,572
[phone pings]
788
00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:44,293
All right, later, loser.
789
00:41:44,710 --> 00:41:45,586
I'm leaving.
790
00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:55,763
[Joe] I just have to clean up my blood.
791
00:41:57,681 --> 00:42:00,059
No, no, no!
That is my blood mixing with his.
792
00:42:00,309 --> 00:42:01,727
[Roomba chimes]
793
00:42:10,736 --> 00:42:13,239
[Joe] The robots are not our friends.
794
00:42:13,906 --> 00:42:17,159
This can still look
like an ill-conceived suicide.
795
00:42:17,451 --> 00:42:20,412
I just need to clean what got smeared
796
00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:23,832
while leaving the rest alone.
797
00:42:45,145 --> 00:42:46,855
[Joe] I can still be good.
798
00:42:46,939 --> 00:42:50,025
Tonight was just a setback.
Everyone has setbacks.
799
00:43:01,787 --> 00:43:02,871
[siren chirps twice]
800
00:43:04,456 --> 00:43:05,541
Okay, okay. Be cool.
801
00:43:08,961 --> 00:43:12,006
-Is there a problem, officer?
-You were illegally crossing, sir.
802
00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:16,302
[exhales] A little late
to be taking out the trash, huh?
803
00:43:19,346 --> 00:43:20,306
What's in the bag?
804
00:43:21,223 --> 00:43:23,475
Stuff... for Goodwill.
805
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:32,192
[Joe] This is it, the end of our story.
806
00:43:32,276 --> 00:43:36,071
Hendy was right, I was delusional
to think love could save me.
807
00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:39,116
What the...?
808
00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:44,788
These are limited edition.
809
00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:48,417
They're too... big.
810
00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:50,961
They're yours if you want 'em.
811
00:43:55,674 --> 00:43:56,675
All right, here.
812
00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:59,303
I was gonna write you up
for jaywalking, but, uh...
813
00:44:00,346 --> 00:44:01,180
you can go.
814
00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:09,355
[Joe] I've been spared.
815
00:44:09,563 --> 00:44:12,608
I've been saved,
and there has to be a reason for that.
816
00:44:12,691 --> 00:44:13,692
[siren chirps]
817
00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:18,906
[Joe] Maybe it's because Hendy was wrong.
818
00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:23,494
Love is real, and I have more to give.
819
00:44:24,203 --> 00:44:26,080
[soft piano playing]
820
00:44:32,544 --> 00:44:34,588
Hey, man, uh, can I get a Texas Trio?
821
00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:37,132
And the bread, is that gluten-free?
822
00:44:37,216 --> 00:44:39,718
Do you have gluten-free bread?
Could you work that out for me?
823
00:44:39,802 --> 00:44:41,637
-[man] Yeah, we got that. No problem.
-[phone buzzes]
824
00:44:42,429 --> 00:44:43,722
[man 2] How are you, dude?
825
00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:46,433
[Forty] Good. Just getting my grub on.
826
00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:47,726
Gonna go on a a diet for sure.
827
00:44:52,064 --> 00:44:54,191
[Joe] Maybe it's because I help people
828
00:44:54,274 --> 00:44:56,276
who need someone to look out for them.
829
00:45:04,743 --> 00:45:05,661
Growing up,
830
00:45:06,328 --> 00:45:07,538
I felt unsafe.
831
00:45:08,497 --> 00:45:09,498
Powerless.
832
00:45:13,627 --> 00:45:14,628
I'm so sorry.
833
00:45:16,004 --> 00:45:17,423
You kept Mama's secret.
834
00:45:20,008 --> 00:45:21,552
Joey, you're such a good boy.
835
00:45:23,971 --> 00:45:25,806
Do you want to know another secret?
836
00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:28,809
One of these days...
837
00:45:29,601 --> 00:45:31,353
I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch.
838
00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:49,997
All your fake passport stuff,
839
00:45:50,497 --> 00:45:51,498
everything you need.
840
00:45:53,167 --> 00:45:54,042
You're...
841
00:45:56,086 --> 00:45:57,212
letting me out?
842
00:45:57,296 --> 00:45:59,757
[Joe] This might be the dumbest mistake
I've ever made,
843
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:00,966
but if Will's right,
844
00:46:01,341 --> 00:46:03,677
it's also the one thing that will prove...
845
00:46:04,386 --> 00:46:05,596
that I'm good.
846
00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:09,308
I knew it.
847
00:46:11,935 --> 00:46:13,562
I knew you'd do the right thing.
848
00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:17,274
[exhales]
849
00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:21,361
[melodic new age music playing]
850
00:46:45,511 --> 00:46:47,012
[phone buzzing]
851
00:46:56,313 --> 00:46:58,065
[Joe] I can rest now, Love,
852
00:46:58,148 --> 00:46:59,942
knowing I'm the man you want me to be
853
00:47:00,025 --> 00:47:02,361
and the bad is behind us.
854
00:47:10,577 --> 00:47:13,372
-You ready?
-Yeah, but we need to buy another ticket.
855
00:47:13,747 --> 00:47:17,000
I met this, uh,
total smokeshow at breakfast.
856
00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:19,086
We were both reaching for the queso,
857
00:47:19,169 --> 00:47:20,295
and it was, like, this...
858
00:47:21,004 --> 00:47:22,881
insane destiny moment.
859
00:47:24,758 --> 00:47:25,634
That's not like you.
860
00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:27,594
I know. Um, I just...
861
00:47:28,053 --> 00:47:30,305
Look, I've never felt
like this before, okay?
862
00:47:30,389 --> 00:47:33,058
Just, like, instantly, like...
Oh, my God, there she is.
863
00:47:35,727 --> 00:47:36,603
You look amazing.
864
00:47:36,812 --> 00:47:38,981
Um, this-- this is my sister, Love.
865
00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:41,984
Hi.
866
00:47:42,317 --> 00:47:43,777
I'm Amy. [chuckles]
867
00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:48,759
Subtitle by Matheus Modesto