1 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:19,561 [woman] I take care of him every single day. 2 00:00:19,644 --> 00:00:22,564 All day long. And you're gonna bawl me out for one night with my friends? 3 00:00:22,647 --> 00:00:23,565 [man] You think I'm stupid? 4 00:00:23,648 --> 00:00:26,651 -You think I'm gonna believe this shit? -No. I think you're paranoid. 5 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:28,319 You need help. 6 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:30,030 [man] I'm not done talking to you. 7 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:32,282 -[woman] Don't touch me! -Or what? What are you gonna do? 8 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:34,576 -[woman] Let go of me. You're hurting me. -You think I'm a fool? 9 00:00:34,659 --> 00:00:35,869 Is that what you think of me? 10 00:00:35,952 --> 00:00:38,163 -Why can't you just do right... -No, please! 11 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:40,081 ...and love me like you're supposed to, huh? 12 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:41,916 [arguing indistinctly] 13 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:42,876 [slap] 14 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:47,797 [Joe] It's been said that dreams are illustrations 15 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,800 from the book your soul is writing about you. 16 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:53,845 So why do I keep dreaming about my childhood? 17 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:57,348 Dr. Nicky would have said I have unprocessed feelings 18 00:00:57,432 --> 00:01:00,852 about how my parents didn't take very good care of me. 19 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:03,313 But now you do. 20 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:05,815 In so many ways. 21 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:10,445 Hey, you. 22 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:12,822 [Joe] You make me kinder, 23 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:14,449 more selfless. 24 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:17,118 You make me feel good. 25 00:01:17,827 --> 00:01:22,707 So good, I forget whatever darkness resurfaced in my sleep. 26 00:01:22,957 --> 00:01:25,418 I lose myself in you, 27 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:27,754 find myself through you, 28 00:01:27,837 --> 00:01:29,297 and when I'm with you, 29 00:01:29,380 --> 00:01:33,134 we're the only two people on Earth. 30 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:35,845 [phone chimes] 31 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:41,434 It's Forty. 32 00:01:41,976 --> 00:01:43,269 Can that wait? 33 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:45,480 No, I ignored him three times last night. 34 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:47,273 Okay. Hey. 35 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:49,776 Lovey, where you been? 36 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:51,778 [Love] Uh, Phone died. What's up? 37 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:53,488 Ted Hope is what's up. 38 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:55,406 Ran into him at NeueHouse. 39 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:59,119 Told him I am this close to attaching Hendy to my new project, 40 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:01,579 and he wants to see the full pitch. 41 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:03,915 Can you even process that? 42 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:05,250 That's great. 43 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:07,335 That's really great. 44 00:02:07,585 --> 00:02:11,047 Now all I need to do is mind meld with our idea machine, Will. 45 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,341 You haven't heard from him, have you? 46 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:15,009 He... um... hmm. 47 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,137 Yeah, you know, I haven't heard much from him. 48 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:19,764 [breathless] The guy must really not be feeling well. 49 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:22,142 Yeah, poor guy. Oh. 50 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:23,601 One other thing. 51 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:26,312 My inner Sasquatch is coming out, 52 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:29,691 so I'm gonna need you to, uh, cut my hair before this meeting. 53 00:02:29,774 --> 00:02:31,109 Yeah, okay. Tomorrow afternoon? 54 00:02:31,192 --> 00:02:33,736 Yeah. Uh, why do you sound so out of breath? 55 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,947 I'm on the elliptical, you know. Gotta go. 56 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:41,911 [Joe] Old me would be annoyed by such an intrusion. 57 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:43,663 But new me 58 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:46,541 -wasn't even fazed by it. -[both panting] 59 00:02:46,624 --> 00:02:49,127 -[Joe] And you know why that is. -Oh, right there! 60 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:51,254 Because I finally feel 61 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:53,965 like I'm becoming a better man. 62 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:55,300 [Love moans] 63 00:02:55,383 --> 00:02:56,551 That's so fucking good! 64 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:59,179 [Joe] And it's all because of you. 65 00:03:00,054 --> 00:03:02,056 [theme song playing] 66 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:16,738 Didn't peg you for an outer space guy. 67 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,574 Oh, it came with the apartment. 68 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:21,910 Along with the pink, fuzzy pillows. 69 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:25,622 Hey, you can see my house from here. 70 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:28,750 -All the better to spy on you. -[gasps] 71 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:31,544 [Joe] Not that I've needed to since I trust you completely. 72 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:33,588 [phone buzzing] 73 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,137 Let me guess. 74 00:03:41,512 --> 00:03:42,347 Forty? 75 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:44,390 When you text him back just... 76 00:03:44,974 --> 00:03:46,184 don't tell him about us. 77 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:49,562 [Joe] But if your brother knew about us, maybe he'd give us some space. 78 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:51,272 Remind me again... 79 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,025 why "us" is a secret. 80 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:57,070 Whenever I start dating someone, 81 00:03:57,362 --> 00:04:00,365 Forty tends to feel threatened. 82 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:02,533 You know, he doesn't have many people to count on 83 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:03,952 so he needs me. 84 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:07,247 And his sobriety is always the most fragile in the first... 85 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,457 you know, right after he's slipped. 86 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:11,834 Let's just give him a week or two 87 00:04:12,126 --> 00:04:13,503 before we, you know, 88 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:16,506 shove our euphoria in his face. 89 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:19,384 [Joe] Even your empathy is a turn-on. 90 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,970 If you're euphoric now, just wait, 91 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,972 just wait until Santa Barbara this weekend. 92 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:25,098 I know. 93 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:27,517 [phone buzzing] 94 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:34,315 [Joe] And there goes Santa Barbara. 95 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:35,900 What if... 96 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:40,238 we take a rain check 97 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:41,823 on Santa Barbara? 98 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:46,369 The more time you spend with him now, the cooler he'll be when we do tell him. 99 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,748 [Joe] Anything for you, Love. 100 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:52,166 [outbound text] 101 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:55,920 [phone buzzes] 102 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:57,505 I'm seeing him tomorrow night. 103 00:04:57,588 --> 00:04:58,423 Okay. 104 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:02,844 Well, I guess that means we'll have to make up for that 105 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:04,971 lost Santa Barbara sex some other way. 106 00:05:07,348 --> 00:05:08,599 [both chuckle] 107 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:19,902 [Joe] So, this is what it feels like to be nourished and at peace. 108 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:22,196 Um what do you think you're doing? 109 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,698 [Ellie] Working on a project? 110 00:05:23,781 --> 00:05:24,991 What project? 111 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,118 I told you, I don't want-- 112 00:05:27,201 --> 00:05:29,037 I'm not hanging out with Henderson anymore. 113 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:30,580 [pauses music] 114 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:32,707 Why? What'd he do? 115 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,126 He just drinks too much. It's embarrassing. 116 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:39,005 [Joe] This explains why she hasn't been texting Henderson all week. 117 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,423 Huge relief. 118 00:05:40,631 --> 00:05:42,258 Goetz's dad's girlfriend needs a PA 119 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,968 for a short that starts shooting next week. 120 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:47,013 Painfully derivative, but a credit's a credit. 121 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:48,681 [Ellie] Till then, 122 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:51,184 I'm expressing myself through collage. 123 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:54,187 [Joe] I never thought I'd say this, but I feel for Delilah. 124 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:57,148 She's only trying to protect her sister from the same sleazeball 125 00:05:57,231 --> 00:05:58,608 she fell victim to. 126 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:01,277 Just... do not ruin my walls. 127 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:07,825 Yeah, she so wants to be at power top. 128 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:08,993 -Tell me about it. -Mm-hmm. 129 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:11,329 Can you believe she put that spy software on my phone? 130 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:12,288 [Joe] Shit. 131 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:14,957 -You sure it was her? -Who else would it be? 132 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:17,627 So you're not gonna tell her you know? 133 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:19,629 Obviously not. 134 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:23,758 It's way more useful if she thinks it's still working. 135 00:06:24,258 --> 00:06:27,261 [Joe] This is what I get for trying to out-tech a teenager. 136 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:30,014 It's a good thing I have another way to keep tabs. 137 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:37,939 [Joe] Henderson's jacktop. 138 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:41,651 Even if he's realized it's gone missing by now, 139 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:43,486 I've disabled Find My Friends, 140 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:46,072 and he hasn't been diligent enough to un-sync his IMs. 141 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:56,582 Ellie hasn't fallen in line, 142 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:57,875 she's gotten craftier. 143 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:01,254 I could tell Delilah, but then I'd have to explain how I know. 144 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:02,797 [phone buzzing] 145 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:13,599 Or I could take care of it. 146 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:15,977 The brave, good, right thing to do, 147 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:17,937 the kind of man you'd want me to be. 148 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,564 [phone buzzes] 149 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:24,402 People have secret rooms to hide something shameful 150 00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:26,028 and doubtless, illegal. 151 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,655 If I find what Hendy's hiding, 152 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:29,824 I can get him arrested and Ellie safe. 153 00:07:29,907 --> 00:07:31,033 I'll make you proud. 154 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:36,831 With Hendy out of town, perfect time to get back inside his house. 155 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,249 [phone buzzes] 156 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:56,309 But first, there's someone else I have to take care of. 157 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:06,277 Eat it up. 158 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:10,156 I paid a lot for those macrobiotic sea vegetables. 159 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:14,285 [Will inhales] 160 00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:26,047 Okay. 161 00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:27,131 Okay what? 162 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:29,425 Okay, let's have the conversation. 163 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:31,135 If I let you out... 164 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:33,095 then what? 165 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:35,389 Is this a joke? 166 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:39,602 [Joe] No, the only joke is me pretending that keeping a man in a cage 167 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:41,312 is helping me be my best self. 168 00:08:41,395 --> 00:08:42,313 No. 169 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:43,940 What's your plan? 170 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,067 My plan is... 171 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:48,611 to forget any of this happened... 172 00:08:49,278 --> 00:08:52,490 and to live happily ever after with Gigi in Manila. 173 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:56,285 [Joe] Gigi, Will's internet fiancée, 174 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:59,121 a.k.a. least promising plan of all time. 175 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:02,250 If you bring me the Beast Wars box in my coat closet, 176 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,169 I can make a fake passport, 177 00:09:05,419 --> 00:09:07,380 and you will never hear from me again. 178 00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:08,464 I have an idea. 179 00:09:10,299 --> 00:09:11,342 You like games. 180 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:14,720 Love 'em, in other contexts, dude. 181 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:15,680 Right. 182 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:17,974 I will let you out... 183 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:19,433 if you prove 184 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,269 you'll never turn me in. 185 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,146 Prove my loyalty? 186 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:28,776 And how am I supposed to do that from inside a cage? 187 00:09:30,152 --> 00:09:32,363 I don't know. You're smart. I believe in you. 188 00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:33,322 [Will scoffs] 189 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:36,325 Don't give up. 190 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:39,328 You need something to get your brain juices flowing. 191 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:41,372 You need a project. 192 00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:46,627 What do you need this time? 193 00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:50,965 I need Henderson's home security disabled. 194 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:53,217 -[quietly chuckling] -He's hiding something. 195 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:54,594 Sounds familiar. 196 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,849 You're gonna need a jammer. 197 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:02,018 Question is which kind, 198 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,228 so I'll need to know what system he's got. 199 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,648 Oh, am I allowed to touch a laptop 200 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,108 to help you... 201 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,611 help me help you do this thing? 202 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:15,990 [keys clacking] 203 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,327 Stop. That one. 204 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,203 Is that a sign by the hedge? 205 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,583 People put those signs around their house to make them feel safe 206 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,918 because they are, respectfully, 207 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:30,713 idiots of the highest magnitude. 208 00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:33,424 [Will] 'Cause it only makes it easier for people like me 209 00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:35,718 to find out which frequency they're broadcasting on. 210 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:37,470 Once you jam the frequency, 211 00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:39,096 all the sensors are disabled. 212 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:43,726 [electronic chirp] 213 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,487 [electronic chirp] 214 00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:00,534 [Joe] Good ol' Hendy has obviously never seen The Bling Ring. 215 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:08,042 Okay, Hendy, where's the toy room? 216 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,047 What is this? Like a Narnia situation? 217 00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:15,383 Oh, Mr. Tumnus. 218 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:43,327 Huh. 219 00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,830 Wouldn't have pegged him for a Dickens guy. 220 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:51,627 Oh, how very supervillain-y. 221 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:05,516 It's like Hendy's id ate too much candy and porn 222 00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:06,809 and threw it all up. 223 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,020 [beeps, whirrs] 224 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:19,113 [crashing] 225 00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:26,078 [Joe] 'Cause nothing's worse than a sex dungeon with dust bunnies. 226 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:27,580 [beeps] 227 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,252 Could he be more obvious? 228 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:06,535 Delilah was right. 229 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,830 He's a bad man who deserves to be punished. 230 00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:14,543 It's only fitting that she break the story wide open. 231 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,052 [quietly gasps] 232 00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:35,272 [Joe] Come on. 233 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,943 You can do this. 234 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,905 -Attagirl, get to work. -[door slams] 235 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,082 [Joe] With Hendy being capably dealt with, 236 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,709 I can go back to my Love bubble with you. 237 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,711 [Lucy] No, you don't understand. 238 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:58,963 [all gasping] 239 00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:01,131 -Oh, my God. -[Gabe] Yes, please. 240 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,342 -[Lucy] That is crazy. -{Love] Hey! 241 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,136 -Look who I ran into. -Hi. 242 00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:09,890 [lounge music playing] 243 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:14,520 [Joe] Old me might have been annoyed by this coincidence, 244 00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:17,565 but your friends are refreshingly chill and easy to talk to. 245 00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:21,026 I read in our Kundalini Cookbook that golden milk is a life-changer. 246 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,445 Into Kundalini, okay. 247 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,531 [Joe] Actually, I'm not, but Gabe is. 248 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:27,616 Constantly retweets his guru. 249 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,326 I mean, I'm just curious, I'm a novice. 250 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,953 Oh, I can help you out with that. 251 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:34,790 -Will it help my stress-induced gastritis? -What? 252 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,877 Oh, Emma showed up to set the other day with her head and eyebrows shaved, 253 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,754 so I spent the last 72 hours emotionally blowing the director 254 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,381 just trying to get her, like, un-fired. 255 00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:44,508 -What've you done about the tummy stuff? -Ashita.. 256 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,969 -Good. -But she says it's a pitta imbalance, 257 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:47,887 Of course. 258 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,097 Yeah, but she refuses to do blood cleanse. 259 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:52,308 -[Lucy] Because it tastes like fresh anus. -[all laugh] 260 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:53,893 [Joe] Did she just say "blood cleanse"? 261 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,394 Tell me you're doing reiki. Come on. 262 00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:56,979 Or, you know, cupping will help. 263 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,273 This is great, but it's not gonna work because, hello, 264 00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:00,482 it's past life trauma. 265 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:01,483 Always. 266 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,990 [Joe] Shit, that wasn't a joke. Say something. Say something, anything. 267 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,660 Have you tried going to the doctor? 268 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,913 Like, a Western medicine doctor? 269 00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:16,332 I'm kidding. 270 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:17,541 I'm obviously kidding. 271 00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:18,792 [all chuckle awkardly] 272 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,794 -[Lucy] That's funny. -[Sunrise chuckles] 273 00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,796 I mean, everyone has their own lens, right? 274 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,048 Of course. 275 00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:25,257 [Joe] You're disappointed. 276 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:28,260 I flunked, I embarrassed you. How do I fix this? 277 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,262 Okay, can we just tell 'em? 278 00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:31,764 Okay. 279 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:34,183 We didn't accidentally run into you guys. 280 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,101 -We planned it! -Yeah! 281 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,186 [laughing] 282 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,188 -[Lucy] Surprise! -Really? 283 00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:41,565 -Yeah. -Well... 284 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:44,151 [Joe] If I didn't know you better, I'd call that a sneaky, 285 00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:46,570 insecure Beck kind of move. 286 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:47,905 Do I know you better? 287 00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,406 Okay, so... 288 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,617 I just thought... 289 00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:56,747 that if I was going to meet your insanely tight inner circle, 290 00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,917 you know, I would get in my head 291 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,420 and, like, research everyone, and... 292 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,548 I just wanted you to be able to be relaxed. 293 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,884 [Joe] You did this for me. 294 00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:11,595 Okay. 295 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,974 Then can someone please tell me what the hell a pitta imbalance is? 296 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,142 -Oh, yes. -[laughing] Oh, honey. 297 00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:19,812 I thought you would never ask. Um, 298 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,188 it's usually stress-induced... 299 00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:22,481 [mouthing] I love him. 300 00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,024 [Joe] And just like that, 301 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,068 I'm part of the tribe. 302 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:30,322 No longer on the outside looking in, thanks to you. 303 00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:31,824 [knocking on glass] 304 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,702 [Lucy] Did you invite him? 305 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,036 No. 306 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,709 Hey, Forty, I thought it was your day off. 307 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,585 Just coming in for my green juice. 308 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,796 -Well, join us. Grab a bun. -Yeah. 309 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:49,133 Wait, Love, weren't you checking out agave wholesalers today? 310 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:52,261 Yeah, I was going to and then we all ran into each other. 311 00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:54,805 Mm-hmm. 312 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,765 Why don't you just sit down? 313 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:57,725 [Forty] Why? 314 00:16:58,058 --> 00:16:59,727 So you can lie to my face right now? 315 00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:03,272 Yeah, I've been knowing that you two were hooking up. 316 00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:07,443 And I was just waiting for you to come clean. 317 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,779 And you don't even have the decency 318 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,198 to invite me to your coming-out brunch. 319 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,992 We can talk when I cut your hair-- 320 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,202 No, you're not touching my hair! 321 00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:21,415 Forty, this is not the time or place. You need to stop it now. 322 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,257 Hey, hey. Just let him go. 323 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,815 [Joe] What Forty needs are boundaries. 324 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,108 -[phone chimes] -Oh! 325 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,071 [groans] 326 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:54,448 It isn't him. 327 00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:57,576 He's punishing me. 328 00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,411 God. 329 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,122 [sighs] I hope he's not drinking. 330 00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:06,168 I should-- I should text his sponsor. 331 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,046 [Joe] Honestly, you could both use some boundaries. 332 00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:12,341 But I don't blame you. Every one of us has a blind spot. 333 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:13,592 -No. -[phone clatters] 334 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:14,843 I shouldn't. 335 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,596 [sighs] This is crazy. 336 00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:20,182 I am... [sing-songy] crazy! 337 00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:23,727 You're not crazy. 338 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,522 You are trying to be a good sister. 339 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:30,692 [Joe] Here is where old me would suggest you need to distance yourself, 340 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,946 even if that meant pushing Forty further toward the edge. 341 00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:36,573 Then why do I feel so shitty? 342 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:42,037 [Joe] But new me, the me I'm becoming because of you, 343 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,124 is going to make this better for you, me, and Forty. 344 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,208 Forty wants to be-- 345 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,209 Can you just...? 346 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,838 Forty wants to be included. 347 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,507 All right? So let's include him. 348 00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:55,843 Standing Sunday brunch thing. 349 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,595 Beach day once a month. 350 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,389 -Once. -[chuckles] 351 00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:05,894 Yeah, I think he would really like that. 352 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,148 Starting now, I'm gonna be a better friend. 353 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,901 I'm gonna help him come up with a killer pitch. 354 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,822 [Joe] Busier he is with a viable project, the less dependent he'll be on you. 355 00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:18,991 I cannot ask you to do that. 356 00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:22,244 You didn't. It would be my honor. 357 00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:33,964 [panting] 358 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:37,050 [both moaning] 359 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,054 Aw, man. 360 00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:42,472 That... 361 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:43,807 That was heaven. 362 00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:45,517 [panting] That was medicine. 363 00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:47,561 They should bottle you, Delilah. 364 00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:49,438 They should. 365 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,358 [exhales] 366 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,028 You okay? 367 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,237 What? Yeah, yeah. 368 00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,697 You sure? You seem... 369 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:00,199 kinda distant. 370 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:03,702 [chuckling] I'm sorry, are we that kind of fuck buddy now? 371 00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:06,163 You know, we can talk about real stuff... 372 00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:09,625 without violating the fuck buddy code of ethics. 373 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:10,918 It's-- It's been done. 374 00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:14,546 Okay. Um... [snaps tongue] 375 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,883 I am... dealing with a thing. 376 00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:21,053 And I could actually use some professional advice. 377 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,430 Like from... Yeah, of course. 378 00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:26,433 But like so fucking off the record, it's not even funny. 379 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,603 Okay, OTR, I got it. 380 00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:30,520 Okay. 381 00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:33,357 Someone anonymously... 382 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,443 sent me some photos that I know for a fact 383 00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:40,113 were taken by a certain high-profile celebrity. 384 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,493 And some of the girls in the photos, 385 00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,328 maybe all... 386 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,163 are underage. 387 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,750 That prick you've been trying to nail, Henderson. 388 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,128 Maybe one of your sources is trying to give you some more ammo. 389 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:56,213 Maybe. 390 00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:59,174 I want to write the exposé. I want to... 391 00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:02,636 nail his one remaining ball to the ceiling, but... 392 00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:04,638 the more that I think about it... 393 00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:07,432 I'm one of the girls. 394 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,561 Oh, no, man, Delilah-- 395 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:14,273 And if I break the story, and it comes out later 396 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,817 that the same thing happened to me, then I lose all credibility. 397 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:19,528 The whole story just gets picked apart. 398 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,488 I could take the photos into Sex Crimes. 399 00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:23,907 I'll say that I got them anonymously. 400 00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:27,619 Yeah, so some star-fucker cops can get paid off to bury them? Yeah. 401 00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:29,913 I know the right people to talk to, Delilah. 402 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,623 Don't you trust me? 403 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:36,503 Okay. 404 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:55,647 [man] Come on, people must have told you you look like a model. 405 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,525 -We should get a drink sometime. -You're single? 406 00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,319 [woman] It's complicated. 407 00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:04,156 I'm going out of town tomorrow, but I could take you out tonight. 408 00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:06,908 [woman] Tonight doesn't work, but how about now? 409 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,953 Seems like you've got your hands full already. 410 00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:14,583 Oh, he's a big boy. 411 00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,134 I'm gonna need you to stay here for a bit. 412 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,178 Read your book. I'll be back. 413 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,601 [Love giggling] 414 00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:35,270 [Forty moans] 415 00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:38,774 -Don't go too short like last time, okay? -[Love] I'm not. 416 00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:40,692 You asked me to do this. 417 00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:41,818 [chuckles] 418 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,863 Top of the morning, will.i.am. 419 00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:46,073 I hope we didn't wake you. 420 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,157 I hope we did. 421 00:22:47,991 --> 00:22:51,703 So I can apologize for losing my shit yesterday. 422 00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:54,998 Oh, it's already forgotten. 423 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:58,710 You are one magnanimous motherfucker. 424 00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:00,295 And we... 425 00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:02,672 are going to make a great team. 426 00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:05,926 Right. I told Forty that you said you would help him with his project. 427 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:09,012 -[Joe] Only so I can have more of you. -Absolutely. 428 00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:10,347 Schweet. 429 00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:14,059 I had to push the Ted Hope meeting because I was irate after... 430 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:17,270 Well, we don't need to talk about the brunch anymore. 431 00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:20,273 Uh, but It's fine. I'll pitch him when he gets back from South By. 432 00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:21,608 Sounds like a plan. 433 00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:23,443 But you and I should get started this afternoon. 434 00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,487 -Okay. -Also, Lovey said something 435 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,697 about all of us going to the beach later today? 436 00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:28,740 Oh, right. 437 00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:31,326 [Joe] Sooner than I'd care to, but... 438 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,285 Great. 439 00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:33,829 But I need Love... 440 00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:36,706 to go with me to buy a new suit for the pitch. 441 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:38,458 Sure, let's go shopping. 442 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:41,378 No, like, just me and Love. 443 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:45,173 I get self-conscious when I go suit shopping because of... 444 00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:47,342 my thighs. 445 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:50,512 Forty, Will and I have plans. 446 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:53,723 It's fine. Will doesn't mind. 447 00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:55,934 Do you, old sport? 448 00:23:57,602 --> 00:23:59,521 [Joe] Your brother is a monster. 449 00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:00,439 Not at all. 450 00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:03,150 Happy shopping. 451 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:08,738 [Joe] Becoming a better person is way more aggravating than I thought, 452 00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:11,241 but I'm still going to find a way to help your brother. 453 00:24:12,075 --> 00:24:12,951 How's book one? 454 00:24:13,034 --> 00:24:16,538 Margarita just rescued the rape victim from eternal damnation. 455 00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:19,499 So, uh, you know... light beach reading. 456 00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:27,007 That's the book guy? 457 00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:28,800 He doesn't play for your team. 458 00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:32,012 No fair. You already have Hendy so why do you get all the hot zaddies? 459 00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:33,930 Okay, first, 460 00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:35,974 Will is like a eunuch to me. 461 00:24:36,391 --> 00:24:37,434 And Hendy? 462 00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:39,603 He is not my zaddy either. 463 00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:40,896 Which reminds me, 464 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:42,856 I'm going to his screening tonight. 465 00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:45,859 Text me and invite me to sleep over so D thinks I'm at your place. 466 00:24:45,942 --> 00:24:46,985 [sing-songy] Thank you. 467 00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:52,324 [Joe] Why hasn't Delilah gotten Henderson arrested yet? 468 00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:56,578 [heavy pounding] 469 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:03,877 [pounding intensifies] 470 00:25:05,378 --> 00:25:07,047 [Joe] Flaming Hot Cheetos. 471 00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:09,341 Stress food, very bad sign. 472 00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:11,927 Management should really get that fixed. 473 00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:14,513 What do you need, Apartment Three? 474 00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:18,350 Just wanted to make sure you got that envelope on your doorstep. 475 00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:21,520 How did you know about that? 476 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:23,939 I saw a girl drop it off. 477 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:25,774 What'd she look like? 478 00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:28,693 I saw her from behind. She had a... hoodie. 479 00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:29,611 Why? 480 00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:32,239 Nothing. 481 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:34,115 Doesn't seem like nothing. 482 00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:36,243 Hey, is someone harassing you? 483 00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:37,244 No. 484 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:41,248 Delilah, I've seen the look on your face. If someone is bothering you, just-- 485 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:43,667 -Hi. -Hi. 486 00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:48,630 If someone is bothering you, go to the cops. 487 00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:51,007 -I'll go with you. -Would you relax? Nobody's stalking me. 488 00:25:54,135 --> 00:25:55,428 This is about Henderson. 489 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:59,808 The woman you saw dropped his kiddie porn photos on my doorstep. 490 00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:02,102 Well, this is great, right? 491 00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:04,604 I showed 'em to a cop, and he said they're useless 492 00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:07,107 and he can't do shit with them because Henderson's not in them. 493 00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:09,234 And the backdrop's completely nondescript. 494 00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:10,902 Bastard's smart. 495 00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:14,406 -[Joe] Shit. Shit, shit, shit! -So what are you gonna do? 496 00:26:14,489 --> 00:26:17,033 Stick 'em in a drawer until somebody else blows the whistle on him. 497 00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:20,829 If the police had found them on Henderson or in Henderson's house, 498 00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:23,623 then they could've made a case, but as it is... 499 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,835 whoever swiped them bungled the shit out of this. 500 00:26:29,879 --> 00:26:31,339 [phone buzzing] 501 00:26:33,925 --> 00:26:35,135 [Joe] Double fuck! 502 00:26:35,218 --> 00:26:37,429 Promised to help your brother, but now I have to make sure 503 00:26:37,512 --> 00:26:40,181 Ellie doesn't walk into the jaws of perversion. 504 00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:42,183 I'll have to keep it short with Forty. 505 00:26:43,351 --> 00:26:44,185 Sit down. 506 00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:45,729 In the end, 507 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:49,524 our guy has to murder all three women. 508 00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:52,736 It's like... the ultimate irony. 509 00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:55,739 So what do you think? 510 00:26:56,072 --> 00:26:58,908 [Joe] That it sounds like the most anti-feminist horror film in history, 511 00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:01,244 -which is saying a lot. -I think it's really good. 512 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:03,121 You don't think it gets wonky in the middle? 513 00:27:03,204 --> 00:27:04,831 -No. -You don't think we need to, like, 514 00:27:04,914 --> 00:27:07,125 spitball that page 90 shit? 515 00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:10,670 [Joe] He's not going to let me leave until I say... 516 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:12,088 Honestly, I think it's genius. 517 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:15,175 Okay... 518 00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:18,053 don't throw the G word around if you don't mean it, Will. 519 00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:19,846 -I do. -I knew it. 520 00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:23,183 Man, I wish I could go to South By Pitch Fest tomorrow. 521 00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:24,684 It's fine. 522 00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:26,770 Gives us more time to work the dough, right? 523 00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:28,772 I think we are on a roll. 524 00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:30,982 I think... we should go all night? 525 00:27:31,274 --> 00:27:34,611 [Joe] How do I get out now without this six-foot-one baby 526 00:27:34,694 --> 00:27:35,612 throwing a tantrum? 527 00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:38,239 No, no. You don't want to overwork the dough. 528 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:40,158 I think you should go to South By tonight. 529 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:41,660 Pitch it tomorrow. 530 00:27:42,118 --> 00:27:43,787 -For reals? -Take the red-eye. 531 00:27:44,287 --> 00:27:46,456 You said Ted Hope is there, right? 532 00:27:46,539 --> 00:27:47,999 Show him you're in demand. 533 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:49,834 Start a bidding war. 534 00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:52,796 -Fuck yeah. -Fuck yeah. 535 00:27:52,879 --> 00:27:54,589 -I'm gonna do it. -Good for you. 536 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:02,764 [man] Where you been? 537 00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:04,599 [woman] At the market. 538 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:05,850 [man] For four hours? 539 00:28:05,975 --> 00:28:07,227 [woman] You should ask your son. 540 00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:09,729 He wanted to play hide-and-seek and scare Mommy. 541 00:28:11,648 --> 00:28:13,441 I'm gonna get the rest of the groceries. 542 00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:17,904 [door closes] 543 00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:23,785 You're old enough to know that your mom... 544 00:28:24,452 --> 00:28:27,539 sometimes accidentally tells a little lie. 545 00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:31,042 But I know you always tell the truth. 546 00:28:32,335 --> 00:28:33,211 Come here, Joey. 547 00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:35,171 Come here. 548 00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:44,556 Pain, it can make people truthful. 549 00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:45,515 [Will] Hey. 550 00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:47,642 What you doing with that rope? 551 00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:50,186 Don't worry, it's for Henderson. 552 00:28:51,479 --> 00:28:52,355 Uh-huh... 553 00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:57,068 And what exactly are you planning to do to him? 554 00:28:58,027 --> 00:28:59,904 Gonna get him to confess on video, 555 00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:02,198 ruin his career, and get him arrested. 556 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:04,451 Why? What'd you think I was gonna say? 557 00:29:06,202 --> 00:29:07,871 Someone else, not you... 558 00:29:09,205 --> 00:29:12,834 a less stable person might see... 559 00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:16,337 Hendy's depravity as justification for killing him. 560 00:29:17,964 --> 00:29:19,007 That's not me. 561 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:21,593 I know. 562 00:29:22,469 --> 00:29:23,720 I know it's not. 563 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,557 You're thoughtful, controlled... 564 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:29,684 [chuckles softly] 565 00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:31,519 The more I learn about you, 566 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:34,105 the more clearly I see the answer to your question. 567 00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:35,857 How can you... 568 00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:39,778 be sure I'll be loyal once you let me out? 569 00:29:40,653 --> 00:29:41,696 The answer is... 570 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,033 there is no answer. 571 00:29:45,575 --> 00:29:48,369 No matter what I say, you will never be sure if I'll turn you in. 572 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:51,331 [Joe] But I need to be sure, Love, for us. 573 00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:52,373 Hold on. 574 00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:55,752 I know you want to do the right thing 575 00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:58,171 or you wouldn't have asked at all. 576 00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:02,175 I've done business with bad people, you're not them. 577 00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:03,676 You... 578 00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:06,596 do bad things when you feel trapped 579 00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:10,183 or, key, to protect someone, which... 580 00:30:10,725 --> 00:30:13,603 we all hope we would have the courage to do that. 581 00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,606 To me, that makes you more good than bad. 582 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,442 I think you're a good man. 583 00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:22,028 You could kill Henderson, 584 00:30:22,111 --> 00:30:24,572 but you're letting justice take its course. 585 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,075 That's what a good man would do. 586 00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:29,702 [Joe] He's biased, but I hope he's right. 587 00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:32,705 But to really be good, Joe, 588 00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:34,374 you have to let me out of here. 589 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:37,460 [Joe] Another impossible puzzle, Love, 590 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:40,004 but for you, I'll try to solve anything. 591 00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:45,093 [phone buzzing] 592 00:30:45,426 --> 00:30:48,179 [Joe] It's not the best time, but you always come first. 593 00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:49,097 Hey, you. 594 00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:52,433 Did you tell Forty to take a red-eye to South By? 595 00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:54,435 I may have mentioned it, yeah. 596 00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:58,147 I really wish you would have asked me. Film fests are tough on his sobriety. 597 00:30:58,231 --> 00:30:59,732 I didn't realize that, I'm sorry. 598 00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:02,235 I appreciate that, but it still feels weird, 599 00:31:02,318 --> 00:31:04,070 like you were trying to get him out of town 600 00:31:04,153 --> 00:31:05,989 so that you wouldn't have to deal with him. 601 00:31:06,072 --> 00:31:08,950 [Joe] Being attracted to very smart women is a double-edged sword. 602 00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:11,744 -I would never do that. -He said you used the words "bidding war." 603 00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:12,954 [Joe] I should lie. 604 00:31:13,162 --> 00:31:16,291 Half-truths just end up getting me burned so I should lie. 605 00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:18,459 Will, please do not make this worse by lying to me. 606 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,712 [Joe] I have to because I can't tell you the whole truth, 607 00:31:20,795 --> 00:31:23,006 which happens to be I did it to save someone helpless. 608 00:31:23,089 --> 00:31:24,924 Speaking of, need to stop her, now. 609 00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:26,634 [Love] Hello? Are you there? 610 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,553 [Joe] Yeah, I'm-- I'm here. I'm here. 611 00:31:29,762 --> 00:31:30,930 You're right. 612 00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:32,640 I just wasn't thinking. I messed up. 613 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:35,268 And from now on, I'll do better. 614 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:36,561 I promise. 615 00:31:37,228 --> 00:31:38,771 That is what I needed to hear. 616 00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:40,982 Now I have to go. I don't want to miss my flight. 617 00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:42,775 -Your flight? -Yeah. 618 00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:45,612 I'm going to be Forty's sober companion at South By. 619 00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:49,240 [Joe] Kill me now. Kill Forty, kill everything. 620 00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:51,200 -Have a great trip. -Call you from Austin. 621 00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:54,829 [Joe] Perfect. Now I have to get Ellie out of Henderson's, then get his confession. 622 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,122 I'm not sure how to do either. 623 00:31:56,205 --> 00:31:57,540 What could go wrong? 624 00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:01,169 [knocking on door] 625 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,632 -@Ellie-Eyeballs, hey. -Hey. 626 00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:08,092 So bad news. Jonah's girl came down with the flu 627 00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:10,094 and Jonah's the one with the print, 628 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:12,096 so no screening tonight. Sorry. 629 00:32:12,388 --> 00:32:13,973 Here, I'll call you an Uber. 630 00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:15,475 Wait, dude, I came all this way. 631 00:32:16,184 --> 00:32:17,477 We can still hang. 632 00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:18,937 I can show you my short. 633 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:20,980 It's still in progress, but-- 634 00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:23,316 Listen, we're friends and it's cool. 635 00:32:23,399 --> 00:32:25,276 I mean, you're massively cool, but... 636 00:32:26,152 --> 00:32:27,278 you're also 15, 637 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:29,656 so we're not hanging out in my house alone. 638 00:32:31,407 --> 00:32:32,825 [Joe] What is his game here? 639 00:32:32,909 --> 00:32:34,285 Okay, neurotic. 640 00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:37,163 I'm not some random girl child. 641 00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:39,290 And you said for weeks you would watch my short. 642 00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:40,959 All right, fine. 643 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:42,919 But you have to promise me you won't tell anybody 644 00:32:43,002 --> 00:32:45,296 that you were here alone with me, okay? 'Cause it's kinda-- 645 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:46,255 I get it. 646 00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:48,299 I'm a vault. Scout's honor. 647 00:32:48,883 --> 00:32:52,720 [Joe] Oh, this is his clever trick to make her feel safe, 648 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,472 like she chose. 649 00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:12,657 [clapping] 650 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,368 -You're a filmmaker. -[chuckles] 651 00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:18,579 I saw some Rear Window and a little bit of... 652 00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:21,374 Florida Project, but with your own pathos. 653 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:24,752 I-- I think you could've held on the last image a bit longer. 654 00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:26,713 That's what I was thinking. 655 00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:30,258 I'm proud of you, Eyeballs. Now I really wanna hear your feature idea. 656 00:33:30,717 --> 00:33:32,760 Great. I've got a whole pitch prepared-- 657 00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:35,722 And I have, like, a super early morning. 658 00:33:35,805 --> 00:33:37,473 Dude, ten minutes. 659 00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:40,351 It's right up your alley and I think you'll like it enough 660 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:42,520 to share it with your producing partners, really. 661 00:33:44,647 --> 00:33:47,608 Well, I never pitch without at least one Scotch in me for luck, 662 00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:49,485 so in your case, what do you want? Juice? 663 00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:51,237 Uh, yeah, I'll take a watermelon. 664 00:33:51,988 --> 00:33:52,822 Okay. 665 00:34:07,086 --> 00:34:08,963 [Joe] No alcohol. Interesting. 666 00:34:14,343 --> 00:34:18,931 And a twist of GHB for roofie-ing the teenaged girl. 667 00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:27,815 What the heck? 668 00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:04,602 A little piece of advice: don't get a cat. 669 00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:10,108 Here. 670 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:11,609 Cheers. 671 00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:15,154 To making art. 672 00:35:17,031 --> 00:35:19,909 [Joe] To his dose kicking in first, which it will. 673 00:35:19,992 --> 00:35:22,370 It's a hell of a lot stronger. 674 00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:23,287 All right. 675 00:35:39,762 --> 00:35:41,764 [speed metal blasting in headphones] 676 00:35:45,768 --> 00:35:46,602 [music cuts] 677 00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:48,146 What the fuck. Hey. 678 00:35:48,729 --> 00:35:49,647 Hey, hey. 679 00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:51,149 Huh? What? 680 00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:54,360 Easy, easy. You're gonna hurt yourself. 681 00:35:54,443 --> 00:35:55,403 Who are you? 682 00:35:55,903 --> 00:35:57,029 Untie me! 683 00:35:57,113 --> 00:36:00,992 -[Joe] Oh, white male celebrity privilege. -Help me! Help! Help me! 684 00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:03,244 You know this room is soundproof. 685 00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:05,913 -You built it to be soundproof. -Help me! 686 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:08,958 Help me! 687 00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:11,627 I'm going to help you after you confess 688 00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:13,546 to what you've been hiding in this little... 689 00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:15,006 secret room. 690 00:36:15,923 --> 00:36:17,175 Secret room? What...? 691 00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:20,219 You mean this room that everybody knows about? 692 00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:23,139 This is just standard, mass-produced Pleasure Chest kink. 693 00:36:23,222 --> 00:36:24,098 It's not illegal. 694 00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:28,144 [Joe] Hiding his real perversion behind healthy fetishes is smart 695 00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:29,061 and evil. 696 00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:30,188 I'm not talking about kink, 697 00:36:30,271 --> 00:36:32,273 I'm talking about your thing for underage girls. 698 00:36:32,648 --> 00:36:34,942 Like the one upstairs, for starters. 699 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:37,028 Ellie? I never touched her. 700 00:36:37,111 --> 00:36:39,405 I don't have a thing for underaged girls. This is insane! 701 00:36:39,488 --> 00:36:42,241 The pictures in your cigar box suggest otherwise! 702 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,120 Those aren't mine. 703 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:49,040 I'm holding them for a friend, all right? He knows he needs help. 704 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,666 [Joe] I'm not gonna kill him. 705 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,835 Just scare him into telling the truth. 706 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:55,838 What are you doing? No, what are you doing? 707 00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:58,382 No, no no! What do you want? What do you want? 708 00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:00,635 -Ow! -No, no! What do you want?! 709 00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:02,595 You know what I want. 710 00:37:02,845 --> 00:37:04,013 The truth. 711 00:37:04,513 --> 00:37:06,390 Okay, okay! They're mine, they're mine! 712 00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:08,017 Okay, I-- I never touched them, I swear. 713 00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:10,186 They would fall asleep and I would take their tops off, 714 00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:12,980 snap a few photos, which I wouldn't share with anyone, and then... 715 00:37:13,689 --> 00:37:16,192 Who gets hurt? Nobody. They don't even remember. 716 00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:18,069 [Joe] Delilah remembers. 717 00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:19,445 You're wrong. 718 00:37:20,029 --> 00:37:22,698 And if you believe any of what you just said, you're sick. 719 00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:24,033 These are kids. 720 00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:28,246 Listen, man, if I did this to your girlfriend... 721 00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:31,165 a long time ago or something, I'm really sorry. 722 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:32,333 I'm sorry. I... 723 00:37:33,459 --> 00:37:34,627 I can pay you both. 724 00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:35,920 I don't want your money. 725 00:37:36,379 --> 00:37:38,297 I want your confession on video. 726 00:37:39,423 --> 00:37:40,258 What? 727 00:37:43,135 --> 00:37:44,053 I can't do that. 728 00:37:44,136 --> 00:37:46,264 That would destroy me. I'd lose everything. 729 00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:47,181 Oh... 730 00:37:48,182 --> 00:37:49,058 You deserve to. 731 00:37:49,141 --> 00:37:51,686 No, no, no! Okay, okay, okay! I'll do it, I'll do it! Please. 732 00:37:54,063 --> 00:37:54,981 Remember... 733 00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:57,858 this is of your own volition. 734 00:38:01,862 --> 00:38:02,697 Okay. 735 00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:04,991 Don't look so scared. Take a breath. 736 00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:06,325 [Joe inhales and exhales] 737 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:09,537 Now, look into the camera. 738 00:38:16,085 --> 00:38:17,878 What do you want me to say? What, I'm...? 739 00:38:18,629 --> 00:38:19,588 I'm a sicko? 740 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:23,759 Okay, fine, I'm-- I'm bad. 741 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:25,344 All right, I'm disgusting. 742 00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:28,639 What, do you think I like this shit?! 743 00:38:31,392 --> 00:38:33,185 My stepdad, he-- he touched me. 744 00:38:33,519 --> 00:38:34,478 [Joe] Stop that. 745 00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:37,523 When I told my mom about it, she made me promise not to tell anyone. 746 00:38:37,606 --> 00:38:40,192 -No, stop. I don't want stories. -All this started when I was nine. 747 00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:43,154 -I was only nine years old. -Henderson-- Henderson, shut up. 748 00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:46,324 -This happened to you too, didn't it? -No. No, no, no. 749 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:47,992 -That's why you're doing this? -No. 750 00:38:48,075 --> 00:38:50,161 [Henderson] You hate yourself so you're trying to destroy me? 751 00:38:50,244 --> 00:38:51,287 [Joe] I'm warning you. 752 00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:53,748 -We're the same. -No, no... 753 00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:58,336 I'm nothing... like you. 754 00:39:02,381 --> 00:39:03,424 I know you. You... 755 00:39:04,633 --> 00:39:07,345 You're from my party, right? You're Forty's friend. 756 00:39:07,928 --> 00:39:10,598 You were trying to help him, you were trying to be a hero. 757 00:39:10,681 --> 00:39:12,016 Is that what you think this is, huh? 758 00:39:12,099 --> 00:39:14,727 You feel like you're a piece of shit so you're trying to be a hero. 759 00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:19,106 -That's enough. -Ruining my life is not gonna save you 760 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,901 from your demons, all right? What we went through, this shit stays. 761 00:39:21,984 --> 00:39:24,653 No amount of sex or drugs or success or religion 762 00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:26,280 or surviving fucking ball cancer, 763 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:28,074 that's not gonna save you, okay? Nothing can. 764 00:39:28,532 --> 00:39:30,409 [Joe] He's trying to get in my head. 765 00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:32,411 -Love can. -[Joe] We're nothing alike. 766 00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:34,121 Love is the biggest phony of them all. 767 00:39:34,497 --> 00:39:37,208 You want something real? An orgasm is real. 768 00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:38,876 [Joe] He's desperate. 769 00:39:38,959 --> 00:39:42,129 He's trying to win with words and ideas that add up to nothing, 770 00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:45,174 but the truth: he is bad. 771 00:39:45,257 --> 00:39:47,843 Someone needs to stop him and he knows it. 772 00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:49,929 [Henderson grunts] 773 00:39:53,682 --> 00:39:54,725 [both grunting] 774 00:39:58,813 --> 00:39:59,939 [loud thud, crack] 775 00:40:09,365 --> 00:40:10,199 [Joe] No. 776 00:40:10,282 --> 00:40:11,992 No, this isn't me. 777 00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:13,494 This isn't me anymore. 778 00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:16,831 I didn't want to do that. I didn't do that. 779 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,000 Get it together. 780 00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:32,930 A suicide. 781 00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:34,723 He slit his wrist, regretted it... 782 00:40:35,307 --> 00:40:37,435 went for help, fell going up the stairs. 783 00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:44,400 No, no no no, can't have another jar of urine scenario. 784 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,343 [loud clatter] 785 00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:14,722 [Joe] Shit. 786 00:41:25,232 --> 00:41:26,150 Hendy? 787 00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:31,572 [phone pings] 788 00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:44,293 All right, later, loser. 789 00:41:44,710 --> 00:41:45,586 I'm leaving. 790 00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:55,763 [Joe] I just have to clean up my blood. 791 00:41:57,681 --> 00:42:00,059 No, no, no! That is my blood mixing with his. 792 00:42:00,309 --> 00:42:01,727 [Roomba chimes] 793 00:42:10,736 --> 00:42:13,239 [Joe] The robots are not our friends. 794 00:42:13,906 --> 00:42:17,159 This can still look like an ill-conceived suicide. 795 00:42:17,451 --> 00:42:20,412 I just need to clean what got smeared 796 00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:23,832 while leaving the rest alone. 797 00:42:45,145 --> 00:42:46,855 [Joe] I can still be good. 798 00:42:46,939 --> 00:42:50,025 Tonight was just a setback. Everyone has setbacks. 799 00:43:01,787 --> 00:43:02,871 [siren chirps twice] 800 00:43:04,456 --> 00:43:05,541 Okay, okay. Be cool. 801 00:43:08,961 --> 00:43:12,006 -Is there a problem, officer? -You were illegally crossing, sir. 802 00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:16,302 [exhales] A little late to be taking out the trash, huh? 803 00:43:19,346 --> 00:43:20,306 What's in the bag? 804 00:43:21,223 --> 00:43:23,475 Stuff... for Goodwill. 805 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:32,192 [Joe] This is it, the end of our story. 806 00:43:32,276 --> 00:43:36,071 Hendy was right, I was delusional to think love could save me. 807 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:39,116 What the...? 808 00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:44,788 These are limited edition. 809 00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:48,417 They're too... big. 810 00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:50,961 They're yours if you want 'em. 811 00:43:55,674 --> 00:43:56,675 All right, here. 812 00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:59,303 I was gonna write you up for jaywalking, but, uh... 813 00:44:00,346 --> 00:44:01,180 you can go. 814 00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:09,355 [Joe] I've been spared. 815 00:44:09,563 --> 00:44:12,608 I've been saved, and there has to be a reason for that. 816 00:44:12,691 --> 00:44:13,692 [siren chirps] 817 00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:18,906 [Joe] Maybe it's because Hendy was wrong. 818 00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:23,494 Love is real, and I have more to give. 819 00:44:24,203 --> 00:44:26,080 [soft piano playing] 820 00:44:32,544 --> 00:44:34,588 Hey, man, uh, can I get a Texas Trio? 821 00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:37,132 And the bread, is that gluten-free? 822 00:44:37,216 --> 00:44:39,718 Do you have gluten-free bread? Could you work that out for me? 823 00:44:39,802 --> 00:44:41,637 -[man] Yeah, we got that. No problem. -[phone buzzes] 824 00:44:42,429 --> 00:44:43,722 [man 2] How are you, dude? 825 00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:46,433 [Forty] Good. Just getting my grub on. 826 00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:47,726 Gonna go on a a diet for sure. 827 00:44:52,064 --> 00:44:54,191 [Joe] Maybe it's because I help people 828 00:44:54,274 --> 00:44:56,276 who need someone to look out for them. 829 00:45:04,743 --> 00:45:05,661 Growing up, 830 00:45:06,328 --> 00:45:07,538 I felt unsafe. 831 00:45:08,497 --> 00:45:09,498 Powerless. 832 00:45:13,627 --> 00:45:14,628 I'm so sorry. 833 00:45:16,004 --> 00:45:17,423 You kept Mama's secret. 834 00:45:20,008 --> 00:45:21,552 Joey, you're such a good boy. 835 00:45:23,971 --> 00:45:25,806 Do you want to know another secret? 836 00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:28,809 One of these days... 837 00:45:29,601 --> 00:45:31,353 I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch. 838 00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:49,997 All your fake passport stuff, 839 00:45:50,497 --> 00:45:51,498 everything you need. 840 00:45:53,167 --> 00:45:54,042 You're... 841 00:45:56,086 --> 00:45:57,212 letting me out? 842 00:45:57,296 --> 00:45:59,757 [Joe] This might be the dumbest mistake I've ever made, 843 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:00,966 but if Will's right, 844 00:46:01,341 --> 00:46:03,677 it's also the one thing that will prove... 845 00:46:04,386 --> 00:46:05,596 that I'm good. 846 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:09,308 I knew it. 847 00:46:11,935 --> 00:46:13,562 I knew you'd do the right thing. 848 00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:17,274 [exhales] 849 00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:21,361 [melodic new age music playing] 850 00:46:45,511 --> 00:46:47,012 [phone buzzing] 851 00:46:56,313 --> 00:46:58,065 [Joe] I can rest now, Love, 852 00:46:58,148 --> 00:46:59,942 knowing I'm the man you want me to be 853 00:47:00,025 --> 00:47:02,361 and the bad is behind us. 854 00:47:10,577 --> 00:47:13,372 -You ready? -Yeah, but we need to buy another ticket. 855 00:47:13,747 --> 00:47:17,000 I met this, uh, total smokeshow at breakfast. 856 00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:19,086 We were both reaching for the queso, 857 00:47:19,169 --> 00:47:20,295 and it was, like, this... 858 00:47:21,004 --> 00:47:22,881 insane destiny moment. 859 00:47:24,758 --> 00:47:25,634 That's not like you. 860 00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:27,594 I know. Um, I just... 861 00:47:28,053 --> 00:47:30,305 Look, I've never felt like this before, okay? 862 00:47:30,389 --> 00:47:33,058 Just, like, instantly, like... Oh, my God, there she is. 863 00:47:35,727 --> 00:47:36,603 You look amazing. 864 00:47:36,812 --> 00:47:38,981 Um, this-- this is my sister, Love. 865 00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:41,984 Hi. 866 00:47:42,317 --> 00:47:43,777 I'm Amy. [chuckles] 867 00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:48,759 Subtitle by Matheus Modesto