1 00:00:17,767 --> 00:00:18,977 [indistinct chatter] 2 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:25,608 -So, Copper River next week then? -[man] Sounds good. 3 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,193 -Is that a promise? -You bet. 4 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:29,988 [chuckling] All right, fingers crossed. Tell Theresa I said hi. 5 00:00:30,071 --> 00:00:31,448 [man] Thanks. Will do, Love. 6 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,285 [Joe] I'm an optimist. 7 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:38,872 And that, Love, is why I'm gonna say, 8 00:00:38,955 --> 00:00:41,791 "I can't wait to tell our story to our kids." 9 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:44,961 I know, it's hardly begun, 10 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,838 but it's how I've always been. 11 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:50,633 Even as a kid, one glance from a girl 12 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,595 and I was trying out my last name with hers. 13 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:55,972 I don't think that's wrong. 14 00:00:56,056 --> 00:01:00,393 I think love should come out of nowhere, sweep you up completely. 15 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:04,022 But let's not conflate optimism with certitude. 16 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:06,316 I've learned some hard lessons, 17 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:07,650 fools do rush in. 18 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:13,156 And I've been the fool more than once. 19 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:18,328 If I'm honest, I saw red flags 20 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:19,621 and explained them away. 21 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:22,332 I wanted love so badly, 22 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:25,251 which is why I have to see with clear eyes now. 23 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:27,087 You know what? I'm gonna wait for the kings. 24 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:28,880 -[man] Okay. -Which is, like, soon? 25 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:32,675 [Joe] Find those flags before we've gone too far. 26 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:34,677 What's her name? 27 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:35,804 -Cindy. -Cindy? 28 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:38,348 [Joe] And this isn't to say I'm not optimistic, so... 29 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:41,726 our story, I suppose it begins a week ago. 30 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:43,478 ["Poison" by Gems playing] 31 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:47,524 ♪ All this time I was trying to find ♪ 32 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:50,902 ♪ Some drug to fill this hole ♪ 33 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:55,698 ♪ It was my mistake to trust in fate ♪ 34 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:58,952 ♪ To show me the way to go ♪ 35 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,120 [Joe] I got here, 36 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:02,080 and within minutes, I knew... 37 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:04,999 I'm in a strange land. 38 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,543 Duck-lipped, 39 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:10,004 stoned, suspiciously happy lemmings everywhere you look. 40 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,466 This guy, LA in a nutshell: 41 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:16,469 the Unabomber with a three-picture deal. 42 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:20,473 Welcome to a city where people trying to disappear 43 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,392 aren't actually trying. 44 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:23,685 Can I get a selfie with you? 45 00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:24,769 Yeah, sure. 46 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:26,146 [Joe] Poor guy. 47 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,940 -[shutter clicks] -Must really hate all the attention. 48 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:31,025 -All right, have a good one. -[woman] Hendy, can I get one? 49 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:32,694 [Joe] And then there was me, 50 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:36,739 the one in four million not wanting to be discovered. 51 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:44,998 [Love laughing] 52 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:46,583 All right. 53 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:49,043 [Joe] Step one in my effort... 54 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:50,628 tacos 55 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,088 with a man with a means 56 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:55,258 to bring a new, unlocatable me into existence, 57 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:59,012 at least according to his carefully worded ad on Craigslist. 58 00:02:59,095 --> 00:03:04,100 Ever think how basically everything now is GMO frankenfood? 59 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,019 Like-- like, what exactly 60 00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:08,938 is all of this hacked corn doing to our epigenetics, right? 61 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:12,609 [Joe] Apparently, California's got its own brand of conspiracy theorists. 62 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:15,403 Yes, take caution, lest you have a less-clean liver. 63 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:18,698 ...you can give pigs fresh air so they don't even need antibiotics. 64 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:20,366 Just a thought. 65 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:23,328 -Cages are never the answer. -Totally, never. 66 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,371 So, [clears throat, chuckles] what I need-- 67 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:26,372 I got you. 68 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:28,208 Get out, no trace. 69 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:31,544 If I want to leave today, say-- say, to Mexico... 70 00:03:32,086 --> 00:03:33,463 Great choice. 71 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:35,548 Food's cleaner, cheap, you'll love living there. 72 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:36,925 But I can't stay forever. 73 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,343 I have unfinished business here. 74 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:40,511 But would not recommend a return trip. 75 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:43,306 [Joe] Getting out to escape Candace was imperative, 76 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:45,767 but so too was the option to return 77 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:47,685 and actually deal with her when I was ready. 78 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:49,479 What I need is something more comprehensive. 79 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:50,855 [chuckling] Okay. 80 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:51,981 Here's the deal. 81 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:57,403 Truly airtight, livable ID takes... years. 82 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:00,281 The Will you see before you, 83 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:03,743 I micro-tweezed like a bonsai for a decade. 84 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:05,328 I'm employable. 85 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:08,248 Background check me, good luck not dozing off. 86 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,041 Actual face online? 87 00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:12,043 No, can't find it. 88 00:04:12,126 --> 00:04:14,963 But google me and I feel real. 89 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:19,342 And that, my friend, is a labor of love 90 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:21,386 far too intensive to even put a price on. 91 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:23,388 Okay, I get it. 92 00:04:23,721 --> 00:04:25,598 I appreciate you can even help me at all. 93 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:29,435 Uh, so do you have it with you or...? 94 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:30,353 Follow me. 95 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:35,316 [Joe] I realized that with my Candace issues, 96 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,735 buying what this guy had to offer wasn't enough, 97 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:40,738 and I didn't have ten years to methodically sculpt a new identity. 98 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:43,616 You got the benefit of being a white dude. 99 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:46,369 No one ever suspects shit when it's a white dude. 100 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:48,705 [thud] 101 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,001 [Joe] I realized I needed to be him. 102 00:04:54,585 --> 00:04:56,587 [opening music playing] 103 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:06,764 [Joe] Will seems okay for a guy who's been in a box for a week. 104 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,475 Without Mr. Mooney's help 105 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:12,061 it took two full days to put this thing together. 106 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,772 Stressful doing it with Will watching me, tied up. 107 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:16,232 [Will] You should be so proud of yourself. 108 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,900 Three quarter-inch plexi's a beast. 109 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,653 Yet those edges are a thing of beauty. 110 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:21,946 ...attention to detail... 111 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,115 I gotta think Mooney would be impressed. 112 00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:26,326 I'm guessing it represents more to you too. 113 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:29,162 Safe space, perhaps? 114 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:32,123 One you felt you needed as a child for protection-- 115 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:34,876 I know everyone in this town likes to talk about their feelings, 116 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,337 so if you want a therapy session... 117 00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:40,214 tell me about Jasper. 118 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:42,008 Look at you now. 119 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:45,345 Able to put yourself on the outside, 120 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:46,763 that must be so empowering-- 121 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:48,556 Who... is Jasper? 122 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:50,850 Come on. 123 00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:52,769 He said you have something of his. 124 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:54,771 He's looking for me. 125 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:57,982 -Cannot keep me in here, Joe. -I told you, this is temporary. 126 00:05:58,066 --> 00:05:59,275 Then what is the plan? 127 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,861 I'm-- Look, I didn't-- I'm-- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 128 00:06:01,944 --> 00:06:03,404 I didn't-- I didn't think. 129 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:04,781 I acted. 130 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,032 It was an emergency. 131 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:08,242 -[chuckles] You can let me out. -That's great, I would love to. 132 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:10,703 Let's just figure out a way to do that safely for us both. 133 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:14,374 As soon as Jasper goes away. 134 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:15,958 See, you're not hearing me. 135 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:18,628 This cage isn't great. 136 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:20,004 [Will chuckles nervously] 137 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:21,381 I need light. 138 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,216 I need my meds. 139 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:26,219 This isn't gonna be good for you. 140 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:29,597 If you want me to consider your needs... just tell me what this guy wants. 141 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:34,143 Jasper Krenn. 142 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:37,063 Met him on what a layperson might term "the dark web," all right? 143 00:06:37,146 --> 00:06:39,107 Not even a client. I looked into the guy... 144 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,067 didn't like, turned down the gig. 145 00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:42,610 So you've never even met? 146 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:44,404 [Will laughs] No. 147 00:06:44,695 --> 00:06:46,072 He doesn't know what I look like, 148 00:06:46,155 --> 00:06:48,783 so he won't know that you're just some random asshole 149 00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:50,952 who hit me in the head with a brick and stole my life, 150 00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:52,453 if that's what you're asking. 151 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:53,996 Okay, okay. 152 00:06:54,997 --> 00:06:56,958 Okay, hold-- hold on, hold on. You... 153 00:06:58,668 --> 00:06:59,877 You charge a fee... 154 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:01,504 in advance of meeting. 155 00:07:04,715 --> 00:07:06,467 You didn't give him his money back. 156 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,430 That is probably correct. 157 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:11,806 You have to pay him back. 158 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,015 [Will chuckles] 159 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,934 I'd love to help, but I spent it. 160 00:07:15,309 --> 00:07:18,354 And my earning potential is somewhat curtailed by being in a cage. 161 00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:20,231 How much do you owe? 162 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:27,488 [Joe] Three thousand dollars. 163 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:28,698 It's no problem. 164 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:30,366 It's just 2,700 more than I had 165 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,035 due to the lack of planning that preceded my departure. 166 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:36,164 Teach a man to fish... 167 00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:38,666 you feed him for a lifetime. 168 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:42,628 Teach him how to make a counterfeit book, 169 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:45,047 and maybe, just maybe... 170 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:48,176 he can cobble together a little something worth... 171 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:49,260 Three grand. 172 00:07:50,511 --> 00:07:51,679 Best I can do. 173 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:53,723 [Joe sighs] 174 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:55,725 Three grand it is. 175 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:57,894 [Joe] I'll admit, bar was low. 176 00:07:57,977 --> 00:08:01,439 Mooney would have thrown the thing back at me, had me do it 50 more times. 177 00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:06,110 Fortunately, an LA bookseller is practically an oxymoron. 178 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:13,784 At least now I'd be able to send this Jasper fella on his way, 179 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,161 get back to our story: 180 00:08:15,536 --> 00:08:16,662 you... 181 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,873 the person who may 182 00:08:18,956 --> 00:08:22,084 just make paying a $3,000 toll 183 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,920 to stay in this urban Gomorrah 184 00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:24,921 worth it. 185 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:27,256 If only you weren't such an early riser. 186 00:08:28,716 --> 00:08:29,759 It's becoming clear, 187 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,719 the more I see of you, 188 00:08:31,802 --> 00:08:35,223 the harder it is to see you clearly. 189 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:37,558 If I don't want to get hurt, 190 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:40,520 I have to keep a distance till I've done my due diligence. 191 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:41,479 [Love] Hey! 192 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:43,814 [Love giggles] 193 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:45,816 You keep wandering off. Here. 194 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:48,945 [Joe] Though that's hard when you keep inviting me to things. 195 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:50,655 I just didn't want to get in your way. 196 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:52,240 Oh, that's impossible. 197 00:08:53,824 --> 00:08:54,825 Wow! 198 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,827 Look at that opah. 199 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:58,871 -Is that Ecuadorian or local? Thank you. -[seller] Local. 200 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:02,166 [stuttering] I know you're making all of this up to impress me. 201 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,417 You don't have to try so hard. 202 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:06,462 If you told me that fish was an alien, I would believe you. 203 00:09:06,587 --> 00:09:07,755 [Love laughs] 204 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:10,007 No, that's why it's good you took me up on this. 205 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,300 For a guy who works at Anavrin, 206 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:14,720 you sorely lack an understanding of the pescatarian lifestyle. [giggles] 207 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,764 I'm a pescatarian ignoramus. 208 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,270 Are you okay? You look a little... 209 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:23,854 Mmm. 210 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:33,364 -[Love giggles] -[Joe] No. 211 00:09:33,447 --> 00:09:35,992 Too soon, too much, too good. 212 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:38,619 Yeah, I just wanted to stop thinking about it and just do it. 213 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:22,371 Interested? 214 00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:25,416 Hate the idea? 215 00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:26,959 I'm sorry, what did you say? 216 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,045 Lunch today. 217 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:30,421 My friends. 218 00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:33,424 I think we should just rip the Band-Aid off. 219 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,594 They're very LA, but they're also great, 220 00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:38,763 and... they're important to me. 221 00:10:39,513 --> 00:10:40,431 So... 222 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:43,017 [Joe] And now you want me to meet your friends? 223 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:46,646 I really, really need a clinical distance. No. 224 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:47,563 I'd love to. 225 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,522 [Joe] Shit. 226 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,907 [Forty echoing] Earth to Spock. 227 00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:59,075 Come in, Spock. 228 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:01,661 [chuckles] Where'd you go, old sport? 229 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,497 You had that look like when Keanu sees the black cat. 230 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:07,291 "Oh. Glitch in the Matrix." 231 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:10,086 [Joe] We kissed and I saw the ghost of Guinevere Beck, 232 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,879 my Matrix is glitching. 233 00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:13,089 [chuckles] Yeah. 234 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,507 Yeah, uh, no. 235 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:15,633 I'm-- I'm fine, thanks. 236 00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:16,676 You know what? 237 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:18,969 Let's see here. 238 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:22,890 How about we move the women's lit display? 239 00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:24,642 Like, why are we separating them? 240 00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:26,143 That's sexist. 241 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,061 Right? 242 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:31,148 And besides, I woke up with a completely brilliant idea. 243 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,652 -What's the idea? -Movies. 244 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:37,697 -On loop in-- in the bookstore. -[Joe] Oh, no. 245 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,448 Movies that are-- wait for it... 246 00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:41,200 also books. 247 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:43,327 [Joe] Kill it with fire. 248 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,412 It's a great idea. 249 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:47,081 -Dope movies like Pulp Fiction. -[Joe] Not based on a book. 250 00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:48,999 -Whichever of the Star Wars... -[Joe] Again-- 251 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,876 Fifty Shades, obviously. 252 00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:53,546 [Joe] One for three, marginally. 253 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:57,049 We are gonna sell so many books, it is going to blow your fucking mind. 254 00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,177 -Can't wait. -So just come clean this up, 255 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,470 set up the screen, 256 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,223 and when it all looks so cute you wanna fuck it, 257 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:05,808 holla at your boy. 258 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:07,351 Namaste. 259 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:12,606 [Calvin] I'm sorry, 260 00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,650 did you think this was a real bookstore? 261 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,444 Bless your heart. 262 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,154 It's cute. 263 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,081 Hey, Bettelheim? 264 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:31,500 [Ellie] Jasper. 265 00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:35,713 He said that you had something that you wanted to give back. 266 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,423 [Joe] This is Jasper? 267 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:39,800 He looks like a manager at a comic book store. 268 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,093 Sorry, who you looking for? 269 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:44,346 Well, you, Mr., uh, Will B. [chuckles] 270 00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:46,640 Girl at your apartment said you worked here. 271 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,476 Did she mention that I left word for you? 272 00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:51,145 I'm-- I'm sorry. [chuckles] I'm Jasper. 273 00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:53,439 Oh, right. Man, I have been having trouble reaching you. 274 00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:56,317 I'm sorry, my phone's been weird, you know? 275 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,777 But here, your money. 276 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:58,778 Here. 277 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:01,864 [scoffs] 278 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,450 -It should all be there. -All 50 grand? 279 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,744 [Joe] I'm sorry, 50?! 280 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,704 That's some of it, I got to liquidate the rest. 281 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,706 Oh. Oh, it's okay. [laughs] 282 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,250 But I'll need it today. Is that still all right? 283 00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:15,002 That's great. 284 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:16,796 Perfect. 285 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,172 [Jasper chuckles] 286 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:19,715 Hey, one other thing, uh... 287 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:20,758 -Sure. -Check this out. 288 00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:22,092 -Wanna show you something. -What? 289 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,261 What are you doing? 290 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,473 -[Joe grunting] -[shushes] 291 00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:29,642 It's okay, it's okay. Squeeze hard. 292 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:31,268 Right at the knuckle, a little higher. 293 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,270 Good. Good, good, good, good good. 294 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,396 Now... 295 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,232 I'm gonna need you to... 296 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,859 just gotta hold that for me. 297 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,611 Great, and, uh... 298 00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:42,488 drop her in there. 299 00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:43,614 There you go. 300 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,243 Now, over at St. Henry's they have a fantastic microsurgeon, 301 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:48,327 Dr. Daniel. 302 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,371 As long as you're there in the next 10, 12 hours, 303 00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:51,831 good chance it'll reattach. 304 00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:53,624 Provided you have this. So... 305 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,335 give me a call when you have the rest of the money. 306 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:58,587 Probably sooner better than later, I'd think. 307 00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:00,631 Good to finally meet you, Will. 308 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,012 [Joe exclaims in pain] 309 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,597 [Joe] This is bad. 310 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,891 Easily leave-town bad. 311 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:14,645 But this is your town, Love, and I can't leave you. 312 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,064 [storage door rattles] 313 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,193 It's 50 thousand, Will! It's not three! 314 00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:24,864 Can we please talk about the $47,000 discrepancy? 315 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,824 Can we talk about my hand? 316 00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:28,492 [Joe] Oh, no. 317 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,828 [sobbing] I told you everything. 318 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:33,414 I told you everything, and now it's too late. 319 00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:36,834 [Joe] I admit, I thought his whole "needing meds" thing 320 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:37,751 was a ploy. 321 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,044 Fuck Jasper. 322 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:42,798 He's just some asshole Russian mafia-adjacent wanker. 323 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:44,758 Were you even followed? 324 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,760 How would you even know, you amateur! 325 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,054 They've found me and it's over 326 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,056 and you exposed us and now they're... 327 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,142 [Will sobs] 328 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,229 Oh... okay. 329 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:01,275 [breathing heavily] 330 00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:04,486 Oh... Will? 331 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:06,530 [Will panting] 332 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:07,573 Hey, buddy. 333 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,701 Do you have any money anywhere? Think, Will, think. 334 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:14,580 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Will, listen to me, no one knows you're here. 335 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:18,250 No one can take care of you if the guy you stole from murders me. 336 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:19,919 Am I making sense? 337 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:25,925 Rufus... 338 00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:28,844 he owes me 50 large. 339 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,429 He's good, he just... 340 00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:31,931 Text him the code word. 341 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:33,807 This is important. 342 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,434 When I was eight, I broke my arm, 343 00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:38,062 and they put a pin in it and it's been transmitting, 344 00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:40,105 so don't you go to the hospital. 345 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:43,025 They will chip you like a dog, you understand me? 346 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,945 Thank you so much for caring, Will. 347 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,698 I can and I will neutralize that chip for you. 348 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:50,616 Okay. 349 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,494 What was that code word? 350 00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:59,708 [Joe] Apparently, Rufus is someone who conveniently owes Will 351 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,043 50 large. 352 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,795 [phone chimes] 353 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:05,172 While this feels too easy, 354 00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:08,092 right about now the universe owes me a little easy. 355 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:12,805 Spoke too soon. 356 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:16,100 That's not gonna work. I have a lunch with you. 357 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:23,983 12-2. 358 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:26,193 [Joe] And I hate Rufus. 359 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,320 Damn it. 360 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:30,948 I have to cancel our lunch, Love. 361 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,497 For the record, I'm opening sobbing. 362 00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:41,458 [buzzing] 363 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,296 -Hey. -Just calling to hear if you were crying. 364 00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,674 -You sound fine. -Crying on the inside. 365 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:49,591 I'm sorry. 366 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,678 [Joe] You're direct. You do what you feel. You just pick up the phone. 367 00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,221 I'm just sorry I'm not gonna see you. 368 00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:55,931 [Joe] This is how you handle rejection. 369 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,809 You want me to not feel bad about blowing you off. 370 00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:00,477 What can I say? Forty's a dick. 371 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:01,979 He sent me on a run to Alhambra 372 00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:05,065 to get a sample of the competition's compostable picnicware. 373 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:06,692 Forty said that? 374 00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:11,405 Well, my coven's gonna be, uh... 375 00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:14,074 sad they don't get to meet you today. 376 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,118 Yikes. Please don't let them hex me. 377 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,953 I'm sorry, I wanted to be there. 378 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,621 Yeah, I know, me too. 379 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:20,789 Talk later, 'kay? 380 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,378 [Joe] Wanted to be there so much I decided I had to at least drop by, you know? 381 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:30,674 I don't have the time to join you, but I can spare a few minutes. 382 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,804 Especially when I've learned how friends say so much about a person. 383 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,222 Will can't make it. 384 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,099 -He's sorry he can't be here. -No. 385 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,393 [Joe] Like how influenced you are by their opinion, 386 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,521 -how much they secretly run your life. -[male friend] I'm bummed. 387 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,774 I was so ready to meet your new man-friend. 388 00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,942 And by "meet," Gabe means "judge and deem unworthy." 389 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,903 [Gabe] I'm sorry, who are you talking about? 390 00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:53,822 [Joe] Lucy Sprecher. 391 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:57,034 She met Love at a rally for LGBTQ rights. 392 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,286 Back then, Lucy was an unpaid intern. 393 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:02,664 Now she's a social savvy power agent whose clients include all the Jennifers, 394 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:05,459 the Kates, and the EU's top-selling Instagram poet. 395 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,754 -[female friend] Okay, okay, okay! -[Gabe] She is coming for me! 396 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,214 [Love's friends laughing] 397 00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:12,800 Just ignore Lucy, she hates everyone. 398 00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:15,636 Please ignore Sunrise. She overcompensates for my bitch face. 399 00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:17,471 Yeah, I do, babe. You're welcome. 400 00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:20,099 -[Lucy] I love it. -[Gabe] Okay. Okay, have you... 401 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,058 [Joe] Here we go. 402 00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:25,646 Sunrise Darshan Cummings, Lucy's partner. 403 00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:28,107 Ironically never met of sunset she didn't like. 404 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:29,858 Stay-at-home mommy blogger, 405 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:33,612 and Earth guide to their adorable toddler, Candle. 406 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:36,198 Sunrise cannot be this happy 407 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,450 unless blending functional mushrooms in your almond latte 408 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,077 is the grail we have all been seeking. 409 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:43,872 They source it from this incredible biodynamic flaxseed guy. 410 00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,208 [Joe] Whatever that meant. 411 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,418 Gabe Miranda. 412 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,087 Small business owner, 413 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:53,173 which in his case means a pansexual acupuncturist. 414 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:55,551 "Student," air quotes, of psychedelics. 415 00:18:56,218 --> 00:19:00,013 Mostly dates men, but does something I'm not gonna try to pronounce, 416 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,598 that's essentially... 417 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:04,101 fingering women to orgasm on a pile of yoga pillows 418 00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:05,894 packaged as a spiritual practice. 419 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:07,980 And you and Gabe 420 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:09,648 go back the farthest. 421 00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:10,566 Besties. 422 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:13,610 So, this Is the Love squad. 423 00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,946 Teeth-achingly, hippy-dippy, 424 00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:17,781 unaware of the glaring privilege, 425 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,908 driving their so-called conscious choices. 426 00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:22,327 Do they secretly want to sleep with you? 427 00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:23,954 Own you? 428 00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:25,080 Steal you away? 429 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:26,498 To Paris? 430 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,458 -[Gabe] Oh, my God. -[Love] Will and I kissed. 431 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,751 -You kissed? -[Love] Yeah. 432 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:30,752 I love that. 433 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,421 I wish Will did, 434 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:35,215 'cause I'm pretty sure I scared him and now he's avoiding me. 435 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,509 [Joe] And this is it, this is when I get annihilated. 436 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:40,012 Well, then maybe he's an idiot who should go fuck himself. 437 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:42,181 [Sunrise] Okay, or maybe he's shy. 438 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,266 Love can be a little forthright. 439 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:45,184 Compliment. 440 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,936 So maybe the idea of meeting three more of us is genuinely scary. 441 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,646 You're soft. 442 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,940 -Am I too forthright? -No. 443 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,068 -Real men love that shit. -Right. 444 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,487 Let's focus on what is actually important here. 445 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:00,157 Which is...? 446 00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:04,036 That your heart maybe wants back in the game. 447 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,081 Maybe it's time. 448 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,127 I just, um... like him. 449 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:13,629 Aww! 450 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:16,965 I know I don't talk about... 451 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:18,884 James much. 452 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,095 I just really thought, you know... 453 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,056 I met my soulmate, 454 00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:26,391 and that's done, and... 455 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:30,020 so the rest of my life will be, like, you know... 456 00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:31,813 Oh, honey, I know. 457 00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,316 No, no, I'm... 458 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:35,609 It's fine. 459 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,986 But no one excites me, 460 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,988 you know, no one makes me miss them... 461 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,448 like James. 462 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,952 But now I'll just be doing something... 463 00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:48,080 -random and I'll miss Will. -[Lucy] Aw! 464 00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:50,123 -I don't even know him. -[Sunrise chuckling] 465 00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,378 -Am I being crazy? -[Gabe] Oh, no. 466 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,380 No, I think that maybe... 467 00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,840 maybe you're falling for him a tiny bit. 468 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,885 -That's so terrifying. -[friends laughing] 469 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,554 Aw. That's why we're here for you, beautiful. 470 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,182 [Gabe] Waitress, bring us all the desserts! 471 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,142 -I want 'em all! -[chuckling] No! 472 00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:10,060 Sorry. 473 00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:12,729 [Joe] I take it all back. 474 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,648 I love your friends. 475 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,483 And I see you, Love, 476 00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:19,444 I hear you, and... [stuttering] I get it now. 477 00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:30,330 [Joe exclaims] 478 00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,128 [Joe] Am I losing my mind? 479 00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:41,508 [reggae music playing] 480 00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:46,680 [Joe] Hell, I've arrived. 481 00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:49,349 It's called the San Fernando Valley. 482 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,602 At the borders of which anyone with an architect's degree 483 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:54,062 is apparently denied entry. 484 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:56,315 A party... 485 00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:58,191 at noon... 486 00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:00,193 on a Tuesday. 487 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:02,279 [pop music playing] 488 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,748 [Joe] Well, I'm glad these people found each other. 489 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,833 Look forward to never seeing them again. 490 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:25,469 [Joe] It'd be great if I had the faintest fucking clue 491 00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:27,929 what this Rufus guy looks like. 492 00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:29,973 Hey. 493 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:31,516 I'm sorry to bother you. 494 00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:35,270 Would you happen to know if there's a Rufus here? 495 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,022 Are you John Mayer? 496 00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:39,566 No. 497 00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:40,984 No, I'm Will. I'm looking-- 498 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,069 There you are, bitch. 499 00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:43,653 He's not John Mayer. 500 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,115 You're a manwhore, John Mayer. 501 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,537 [party music, indistinct chatter] 502 00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,916 [Joe] I'm guessing they won't be any help. 503 00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:57,709 Oh, my God, look over there. 504 00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:00,712 Oh, my God. It's totally him. 505 00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:03,298 [Joe] Hold on. 506 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,009 -That's airport guy. -[camera shutter clicks] 507 00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:07,803 What's he doing here? 508 00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:11,431 What is it about this guy that makes people act like they're in a customs line 509 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:12,641 with an ass full of heroin? 510 00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:13,934 No, it's Hendy. 511 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,395 You gotta get a picture of him with me in it. 512 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,021 [Joe] Hendy? 513 00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:19,523 Hendy. 514 00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:21,066 Okay, Hendy. 515 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:23,193 Comedian. 516 00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:27,531 AKA Henderson. FKA Josh Bunter. 517 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:31,493 Kicked cancer. Interesting. 518 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,704 Is ostentatiously zen about it. Predictable. 519 00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:38,542 Wait a second, this is Vacuum Guy? 520 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:40,168 Ethan loved this gag. 521 00:23:41,586 --> 00:23:42,754 Oh! 522 00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:44,381 [audience laughing] 523 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:45,882 Brexit! 524 00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:48,051 Right? 525 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,177 [Joe] Apparently, 526 00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:53,432 Hendy's got a hard-life-lessons man-of-the-people thing working for him. 527 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:00,605 Apartment three? 528 00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:02,023 [Joe] Oh, great. 529 00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:05,026 [chuckling] Is this party gonna get any more weird? 530 00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:07,237 -What happened to your hand? -Uh... Oh, it's... 531 00:24:07,737 --> 00:24:10,407 Oh, you're really not from here. I asked, but I actually don't care. 532 00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:13,452 I've been up for two days chasing that whole Jared Padalecki thing, 533 00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:16,121 but he's been laying low, so I kind of detoured here 534 00:24:16,204 --> 00:24:18,582 to find this hairstylist, Kido. 535 00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:19,916 Word has it he can confirm... 536 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,462 [Joe] Really couldn't care less about Kido or why Delilah's here at all. 537 00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:26,756 If anything, I've only got more reason to get the hell out of here. 538 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,092 ...Rufus who knows the owner of this house who's a producer 539 00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:31,803 -and he knows Kido-- -Wait, I'm sorry, did you say Rufus? 540 00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:33,847 Yeah, my girl Tanika knows him. 541 00:24:33,930 --> 00:24:35,891 The friend I'm looking for has a buddy, Rufus. 542 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,685 Could you-- could you maybe point him out for me? 543 00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:40,770 You're kidding me. 544 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:44,024 [Hendy] Delilah. 545 00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:47,277 Hey, long time. 546 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:48,278 You look great. 547 00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:50,989 I look like a walking red-eye from Pittsburgh, but you look great. 548 00:24:51,072 --> 00:24:53,074 -What are you doing here? -Just working on a piece. 549 00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,702 'Course you are. Always the smartest girl in the room. 550 00:24:55,785 --> 00:24:57,871 Yep. It's exhausting. 551 00:24:58,205 --> 00:24:59,039 Yeah. 552 00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,458 What, d'you go for the president's curly fries? 553 00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:02,959 Sorry, this is Will. 554 00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:05,420 Hi. No, it was an accident at work. 555 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:08,757 It might need surgery, but it's, uh, you know, it's okay. 556 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,592 Well, if you do, Dr. Daniel 557 00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:12,302 at St. Henry's Medical Center. 558 00:25:12,385 --> 00:25:15,138 Uh, if you go, tell him we're friends and he'll hook you up. 559 00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:18,058 Thank you. Thanks. Really, I appreciate that. 560 00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:19,226 -Yeah. -[woman] Hendy! 561 00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:22,812 Uh... excuse me, guys. Great to see you, gorgeous. 562 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:28,360 Well! 563 00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:30,028 He seems pretty great. 564 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:32,864 Drool a little more, it's a good look on you. 565 00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:35,534 Did he come up in one of your pieces? 566 00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:38,703 Meaning is there shit on him? Scoop? 567 00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:41,957 -Inquiring minds want to know? -Never mind. If you don't want-- 568 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,750 Let me just give you the Idiot's Guide, okay? 569 00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:45,293 Being famous... 570 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:46,920 don't make you magic. 571 00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:50,298 Cover shit in gold, it's just super shiny shit. 572 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,217 [chuckling] I had a feeling you might know that, 573 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:54,844 but I was wrong, and now I pity you. 574 00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:57,597 -Excuse me. -Hold on. You gonna point out Rufus? 575 00:25:57,681 --> 00:25:58,932 You're a big boy. Figure it out. 576 00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:00,809 -Hey. -Yeah? 577 00:26:00,892 --> 00:26:02,727 -Rufus would like his Negroni. -All right. 578 00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:03,853 Thank you. 579 00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:13,655 Hi. 580 00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:14,948 Excuse me. 581 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:16,324 Rufus? 582 00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:17,576 Oh, you found me. 583 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:18,577 Yes. 584 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:20,495 Hey, lose the clothes if it's all right. 585 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:22,330 Hope you like Air Supply. 586 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:25,750 I'm kind of kind of on a ballad jag right now. [chuckles] 587 00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:28,920 -[Rufus clears throat] -[guitar strumming] 588 00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:33,758 You look different than your picture on the app. 589 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:34,926 It's Todd, right? 590 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:37,929 [chuckles] Actually, I'm here for "Battlestar." 591 00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:40,557 -You're not Will. -No. 592 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,267 He told me to use the code word. 593 00:26:42,684 --> 00:26:43,810 I'm helping him out. 594 00:26:43,893 --> 00:26:44,769 [Rufus laughs] 595 00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:46,605 Here I'm about to blow you. 596 00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:48,481 [Joe chuckles] 597 00:26:48,815 --> 00:26:50,150 I got your shit in my bag. 598 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:55,530 There you go. 599 00:26:58,491 --> 00:26:59,826 It's okay if I count it? 600 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:01,202 You shittin' me? 601 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,086 These are pills. 602 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:11,379 Same ones, man. 603 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:12,964 But faster acting. 604 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:14,841 I got a new source in Quebec. 605 00:27:14,924 --> 00:27:16,551 What about the 50 grand? 606 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:17,927 The 50 grand? 607 00:27:20,930 --> 00:27:22,641 Would you settle for that blowjob? 608 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:34,194 [Joe] It turns out Rufus has been supplying OG Will 609 00:27:34,277 --> 00:27:36,279 with off-brand Canadian meds 610 00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:39,157 for a rather severe bipolar disorder. 611 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,284 Explains so much. 612 00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:42,369 [gate slides open] 613 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:45,872 [Joe] Evidently, Will kept just enough of a grip 614 00:27:45,955 --> 00:27:47,624 to turn me into his TaskRabbit. 615 00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:49,209 But hey, he needs them. 616 00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:52,170 [Will] Nope, I won't take 'em. Flush 'em! 617 00:27:55,256 --> 00:27:56,341 Keep your poison. 618 00:27:56,883 --> 00:27:57,926 What do you mean? 619 00:27:58,426 --> 00:28:00,178 I went to the Valley for you. 620 00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:05,016 [Joe] Farewell to that small part of Will aspiring to sanity, I guess. 621 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:05,975 You'll feel better. 622 00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:09,020 Yeah, then you take 'em, fucker, 'cause I don't believe you. 623 00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:11,022 You should believe me! 624 00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:13,024 Believe me when I tell you... 625 00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:15,235 I could hand you to Jasper. 626 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,445 I wouldn't have your problems anymore. 627 00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:27,330 [Joe] Learned something today. 628 00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:29,958 Screaming at crazy 629 00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:31,584 can reopen a wound. 630 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:35,213 Love, this is trial by fire for you. 631 00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:40,552 [knocking on door] 632 00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:49,352 [Love] Hey, I really think we need to talk. 633 00:28:49,936 --> 00:28:50,895 [Joe] Oh. 634 00:28:51,938 --> 00:28:52,814 Hey. 635 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:54,232 Hey. 636 00:28:55,525 --> 00:28:56,985 Oh, my God! What happened? 637 00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:58,236 Oh, it's-- it's nothing. 638 00:28:58,319 --> 00:29:00,029 -Oh, no, what did you do? -No, it's fine. 639 00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:02,615 It's a cut, it's nothing. What do you want to talk to me about? 640 00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:08,413 You lied to me. 641 00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:10,582 -What? -Lunch. 642 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:12,917 Forty? 643 00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:17,213 He's a bad alibi. He's been telling me everything since we were born. 644 00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:18,798 [Joe] Shit. 645 00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:20,925 -Is Forty your brother? -My twin brother. 646 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,637 And you called him a dick, which he can be, 647 00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:26,639 but you were also lying. 648 00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:28,308 You own Anavrin. 649 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:32,645 [Joe] That's what I get for not trying to find out everything about you first. 650 00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:34,647 My parents own Anavrin. 651 00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:36,483 I just work there. 652 00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:39,903 I was trying not to instantly complicate things 653 00:29:39,986 --> 00:29:41,237 by waiting to tell you. 654 00:29:41,404 --> 00:29:43,990 But you... you complicated things by lying. 655 00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:46,159 Why would you lie? 656 00:29:46,242 --> 00:29:49,496 [Joe] So I could walk through fire for you. 657 00:29:49,579 --> 00:29:53,041 So I could slay dragons to stay near you. 658 00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:55,960 -I just-- I don't know you. -Yet. 659 00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:58,213 -You don't know me. -Yeah, well, apparently. 660 00:29:58,296 --> 00:29:59,714 Because I thought that we were... 661 00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:04,010 I mean, we kissed, Will. 662 00:30:04,093 --> 00:30:05,929 This is... This is not a good time. 663 00:30:06,012 --> 00:30:07,430 This is not good timing. 664 00:30:09,682 --> 00:30:10,975 This is about your ex, isn't it? 665 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:11,893 -[Joe] Yes. -No. 666 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:15,980 She really hurt you. 667 00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:17,607 [Joe] I can smell your shampoo, 668 00:30:17,690 --> 00:30:20,610 and nothing you're doing is making it easier for me to see you clearly. 669 00:30:20,693 --> 00:30:23,071 But guess what? My husband hurt me, too. 670 00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:25,490 Among other things, by dying. 671 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:28,910 So, I understand why this is hard for you, 672 00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:31,663 but it's also why I just say things now. 673 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:35,875 'Cause there was things I was waiting to say to him. 674 00:30:37,585 --> 00:30:40,255 And I-- I don't know if this is just a fling 675 00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:42,632 or something more, but either way... 676 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:45,885 I think it's a mistake to do the bullshit thing that you're doing. 677 00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:47,512 -No, it's not bullshit-- -Yes, it is! 678 00:30:47,595 --> 00:30:49,138 You don't need to run away. 679 00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:50,765 [Joe] Please, no. 680 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:52,600 -Stop. -You can-- 681 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,060 Please! Stop! 682 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,646 Just stop! 683 00:31:03,778 --> 00:31:04,654 Okay. 684 00:31:05,738 --> 00:31:06,906 You don't need to yell. 685 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:08,908 Ever. 686 00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:14,122 I liked you. [sniffles] 687 00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:20,211 This sucks. 688 00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:22,922 [door closes] 689 00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:25,383 [Beck] You're bleeding again. 690 00:31:31,806 --> 00:31:33,016 Why are you here? 691 00:31:33,099 --> 00:31:35,852 You've actually lost a lot of blood today, Joe. 692 00:31:35,935 --> 00:31:36,853 Is that what you are? 693 00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:39,188 My lost blood? 694 00:31:39,522 --> 00:31:41,065 Really all-in on this one. 695 00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:43,067 I guess that's you, right? 696 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:45,320 See a girl once. 697 00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:46,905 I'm-- I'm trying... 698 00:31:47,488 --> 00:31:49,115 to do it right this time. 699 00:31:49,198 --> 00:31:50,325 As opposed to with me. 700 00:31:52,368 --> 00:31:54,621 What went wrong with me, Joe? 701 00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:57,540 We both know what happened. 702 00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:58,958 You can haunt me forever, 703 00:31:59,042 --> 00:32:02,837 you will never get me to say I didn't do everything I could for you... 704 00:32:03,379 --> 00:32:05,256 -for us. -Look at me, Joe. 705 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:06,716 -No, you are not-- -Look at me. 706 00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:09,344 You are not here. I am not arguing with you! 707 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:28,613 Hey, Jasper, yeah. 708 00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:31,532 Yes, it's Will. 709 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:33,076 I am on my way. 710 00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:36,913 Thank you for coming. Is that my...? 711 00:32:36,996 --> 00:32:38,998 Perfectly preserved and anxious to get back to Daddy. 712 00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:40,291 Great. It's right in here. 713 00:32:43,002 --> 00:32:43,878 Look... 714 00:32:45,171 --> 00:32:46,381 [sighs] 715 00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:48,549 I am not Will Bettelheim. 716 00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:52,679 -This is. -[Jasper gasps] 717 00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:54,639 [Jasper chuckles] 718 00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:57,141 Well, this is a first for me. 719 00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:01,688 My name is Joe Goldberg. 720 00:33:02,730 --> 00:33:04,023 I just needed his name 721 00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:06,234 and his life for a little while. 722 00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:08,778 So you put him in a Hannibal Lecter thing, I see that. 723 00:33:09,195 --> 00:33:11,572 I assume you realize that you need psychiatric help? 724 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:12,699 I'm not crazy, okay? 725 00:33:12,782 --> 00:33:15,743 My ex-girlfriend's stalking me and this is the best I could come up with. 726 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,954 But can I please have my finger? 'Cause this is Will. 727 00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:20,081 He took your money. Take him. 728 00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:22,041 Well, if you couldn't get it out of him... 729 00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:23,418 Right? 730 00:33:24,168 --> 00:33:25,086 I mean... 731 00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:28,715 You sure, now? 732 00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:33,011 -You ain't got it? -Please don't. 733 00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:35,638 You don't have to do this. You don't have to-- 734 00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:37,390 [Jasper grunts and exclaims] 735 00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:39,726 [high pitched sound] 736 00:33:41,644 --> 00:33:43,146 [Jasper yowls in slow motion] 737 00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:52,739 [grunting] 738 00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,082 [groans] 739 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,008 [Beck] You see, Joe? 740 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:16,763 No. 741 00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:17,972 You don't understand. 742 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,015 But I do. 743 00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:23,227 I'm trying to survive. He wanted to hurt me. 744 00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:25,146 Well, you hurt him. 745 00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:28,608 And you hurt me. 746 00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:33,738 I loved you. 747 00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:36,657 -More than I've ever-- -Then you hurt me. 748 00:34:49,378 --> 00:34:50,797 Look at me, Joe. 749 00:34:55,301 --> 00:34:57,303 [Joe sobs] 750 00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:58,679 Sometimes... 751 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:01,682 we hurt the one we love. 752 00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:03,017 Right? 753 00:35:05,686 --> 00:35:07,772 You're not afraid Love will hurt you. 754 00:35:10,983 --> 00:35:13,444 You're afraid you'll hurt her. 755 00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:18,407 I'm sorry. 756 00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:23,788 I'm so sorry. 757 00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:29,752 No. Please stay. 758 00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:31,546 Please. 759 00:35:32,421 --> 00:35:33,381 Stay. 760 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:35,842 [Joe sobbing] 761 00:35:38,427 --> 00:35:39,554 I'm sorry. 762 00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:41,514 I'm so sorry. 763 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:57,613 [Joe] Hendy was right. 764 00:35:58,364 --> 00:36:00,867 Dr. Daniel, one impressive microsurgeon. 765 00:36:00,950 --> 00:36:02,535 Thank goodness for these pain pills. 766 00:36:02,618 --> 00:36:05,329 They're gonna block out more than one type of pain tonight. 767 00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:09,250 Knocking out Anavrin's security cameras will cover up another. 768 00:36:16,048 --> 00:36:19,927 [Joe] Sometimes I wonder if I understand love at all. 769 00:36:20,887 --> 00:36:22,597 The thing transforms us. 770 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,265 But into what? 771 00:36:24,807 --> 00:36:29,103 Love turned me into something else back then with Beck. 772 00:36:35,151 --> 00:36:36,319 My hope now... 773 00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:40,031 is that you can turn me into something better. 774 00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:43,451 Because of this is all I am, 775 00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:46,537 I may as well turn myself into Candace. 776 00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:51,083 ["Blood" by Cult of Helix playing] 777 00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:57,423 ♪ All of your love Give me your love, give me your love ♪ 778 00:36:58,257 --> 00:37:02,303 ♪ Give me your blood Give me your blood, give me your blood ♪ 779 00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:04,430 ♪ It's all that I want... ♪ 780 00:37:04,513 --> 00:37:06,515 [sawing] 781 00:37:16,984 --> 00:37:18,402 [thud in slow motion] 782 00:37:20,988 --> 00:37:24,450 ♪ Give me your blood until I want no more... ♪ 783 00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:26,577 [retching and puking] 784 00:37:26,661 --> 00:37:28,246 [coughing] 785 00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:34,043 ♪ Anything else of the world before... ♪ 786 00:37:35,002 --> 00:37:36,629 [coughing] 787 00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:44,011 ♪ Give me your blood till I want no more ♪ 788 00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:48,975 ♪ Give me your blood until I can't remember ♪ 789 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:53,604 -♪ Anything else of the world before ♪ -[motor starts] 790 00:37:56,482 --> 00:37:58,484 [motor whirring] 791 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:31,559 [knocking on door] 792 00:38:37,356 --> 00:38:38,232 Hey. 793 00:38:38,941 --> 00:38:41,068 Wow, it smells amazing in here. 794 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:46,866 I did not just make you an entire meal. 795 00:38:46,949 --> 00:38:48,451 I am angry and embarrassed 796 00:38:48,534 --> 00:38:50,494 and I shouldn't have texted you back. 797 00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:51,620 I just... 798 00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:54,915 I was just also hungry, so I-- you know... 799 00:38:56,208 --> 00:38:57,585 I'm glad you kissed me. 800 00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:01,213 It did not seem like it. 801 00:39:01,297 --> 00:39:02,173 I was. 802 00:39:02,715 --> 00:39:03,674 I was also freaked out, 803 00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:06,260 not because you did it, but because of how it felt. 804 00:39:06,552 --> 00:39:07,720 I didn't expect... 805 00:39:08,929 --> 00:39:10,056 -you. -[scoffs] 806 00:39:10,556 --> 00:39:11,390 This. 807 00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:12,892 I wasn't looking... 808 00:39:13,851 --> 00:39:14,852 for this. 809 00:39:15,102 --> 00:39:16,562 I want it, but I can't... 810 00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:18,814 have it... 811 00:39:19,565 --> 00:39:21,067 right now with you... 812 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:23,402 or-- or anyone. 813 00:39:25,821 --> 00:39:27,073 She really hurt you, huh? 814 00:39:27,823 --> 00:39:28,699 [Joe] Mm. 815 00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:30,785 No. 816 00:39:32,119 --> 00:39:33,996 No, I hurt her. 817 00:39:35,456 --> 00:39:36,624 I really hurt her. 818 00:39:37,958 --> 00:39:39,752 So you understand, I can't-- 819 00:39:39,835 --> 00:39:41,045 Did you wanna hurt her? 820 00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:43,547 No. 821 00:39:44,965 --> 00:39:45,966 Of course not. 822 00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:49,553 So what I'm hearing is that two adults... 823 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:51,680 both knowing the risks... 824 00:39:51,764 --> 00:39:53,015 I don't think she knew. 825 00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:56,310 Okay, well, you know, none of us know anything. 826 00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:58,187 You know? But you put on your big girl pants 827 00:39:58,270 --> 00:40:00,147 and we give things a shot. 828 00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:03,609 I have to believe that hurting her was the last thing you wanted to do, right? 829 00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:07,238 -That was a question. -Yeah, that's right. 830 00:40:07,321 --> 00:40:08,322 -Okay. -Right. 831 00:40:08,489 --> 00:40:10,783 How about I take care of me... 832 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:12,952 you take care of you... 833 00:40:14,453 --> 00:40:17,081 I try not to hurt you, you try not to hurt me. 834 00:40:17,164 --> 00:40:18,624 You know, what else is there? 835 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:21,919 I'm just... 836 00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:23,129 [groans] 837 00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:25,589 I'm-- I'm afraid. 838 00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:29,260 [Love sighs] 839 00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:32,346 Yeah. 840 00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:34,682 Relationships are scary. 841 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:39,311 You don't get all that goodness and possibility with zero risk. 842 00:40:39,728 --> 00:40:41,063 But, Will... 843 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:45,234 you cannot hurt me. 844 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,320 [Joe] I want to believe that. 845 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:52,408 Okay. 846 00:40:54,702 --> 00:40:55,661 Thank you. 847 00:40:57,746 --> 00:40:59,290 I just... 848 00:41:00,332 --> 00:41:02,042 -Just come here. -Okay. 849 00:41:02,501 --> 00:41:03,669 Look, to be honest, 850 00:41:03,752 --> 00:41:04,920 I feel... 851 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:07,423 so shitty... 852 00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:10,259 about the way it went with her. 853 00:41:11,093 --> 00:41:11,927 So I can't... 854 00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:13,471 I can't... 855 00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:14,930 till she's... 856 00:41:15,389 --> 00:41:16,557 really gone. 857 00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:19,852 No, it's valid. 858 00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:22,062 Yeah, no, I... 859 00:41:22,563 --> 00:41:23,772 Okay, two things. 860 00:41:24,899 --> 00:41:25,733 One... 861 00:41:26,692 --> 00:41:27,693 friends. 862 00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:29,778 Okay, friends can be good. 863 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:31,906 We can just call this a friendship. 864 00:41:32,531 --> 00:41:33,616 That might help. 865 00:41:33,699 --> 00:41:35,618 Okay, great. 866 00:41:36,410 --> 00:41:38,162 Poof, friends. 867 00:41:40,539 --> 00:41:41,415 And two... 868 00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:44,460 I felt the same way about James. 869 00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:49,006 And I don't want to sound corny, but I did this thing, 870 00:41:49,089 --> 00:41:52,092 where I took a bunch of his stuff and I put in a box and I... 871 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:53,969 let it go in the ocean. 872 00:41:58,015 --> 00:41:59,683 I'm not really one to hold on to things. 873 00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:01,727 It's not... [chuckles] Um... 874 00:42:03,395 --> 00:42:05,147 You could just, you know, write a note. 875 00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:07,483 A goodbye. 876 00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:11,195 Burn it. [chuckles] 877 00:42:11,737 --> 00:42:12,696 Something. 878 00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:14,448 And I would help you. 879 00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:18,369 Friends support each other. 880 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:21,205 [Joe] Whatever you call us... 881 00:42:22,081 --> 00:42:23,541 -it feels right. -[giggles] 882 00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:26,377 Because we're an "us." 883 00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:31,799 And if we are an "us," 884 00:42:32,299 --> 00:42:34,593 then, dare I say it... 885 00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:35,928 this... 886 00:42:36,512 --> 00:42:38,556 this is home for now. 887 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:43,185 And I should probably be a good neighbor. 888 00:42:44,937 --> 00:42:45,813 [Delilah] Oh... 889 00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:49,233 Try that guy. These two are full and that one-- 890 00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:50,568 Eats the quarters, yeah. 891 00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:54,613 You don't have to be all nice. 892 00:42:55,864 --> 00:42:58,117 I feel bad, like I did something. 893 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:01,620 No, it's not you, you were just in the line of fire when Henderson... 894 00:43:02,538 --> 00:43:05,499 [Delilah sighs] We go back. We met, like, eight years ago 895 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,459 when I was dancing at this bar downtown. 896 00:43:09,086 --> 00:43:12,548 Not just to do it, but because I was actually pursuing something. 897 00:43:13,382 --> 00:43:15,551 I wanted to be Carrie Fisher. She's such a great writer. 898 00:43:16,218 --> 00:43:18,554 But I was stuck in Covina and my mom was such a cunt, 899 00:43:18,637 --> 00:43:20,389 and one day, I was just like, "Fuck it. 900 00:43:20,472 --> 00:43:22,224 Let me get a fake ID and get out of here 901 00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:23,559 and go follow my dreams." 902 00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:25,769 [Joe] It's hard to imagine her with dreams. 903 00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:26,687 Henderson was cool. 904 00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:30,357 He, like, gave me copies of Syd Field, Save the Cat. 905 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:33,444 And he was like, "You're actually good," 906 00:43:33,527 --> 00:43:34,612 which nobody ever... 907 00:43:39,533 --> 00:43:41,076 And I had heard, or whatever, 908 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,329 that he had young girls around, 909 00:43:43,412 --> 00:43:46,540 but I just thought I was talented and special. 910 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,335 One day, I was at his place, 911 00:43:49,418 --> 00:43:52,338 and I had, like, three sips of beer, 912 00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:54,798 and I got so fucked up. 913 00:43:56,592 --> 00:43:58,093 Eight years ago? You were, like-- 914 00:43:58,177 --> 00:43:59,386 Seventeen. 915 00:44:00,137 --> 00:44:02,097 Anyway, I remember being like, 916 00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:03,599 "How is it ten p.m.?" 917 00:44:03,682 --> 00:44:05,976 And I look down and... 918 00:44:06,685 --> 00:44:08,562 my skirt was pulled up. 919 00:44:10,147 --> 00:44:11,732 So you're saying Henderson-- 920 00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:13,567 Or, hey, maybe my skirt just rode up. 921 00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:16,570 Have you ever tried...? 922 00:44:17,029 --> 00:44:18,781 To what? Tell anyone? No. 923 00:44:19,365 --> 00:44:20,324 Who? 924 00:44:20,407 --> 00:44:22,951 I tried to do a story years later, but nobody would talk to me. 925 00:44:23,035 --> 00:44:24,995 Guess why? They're all like I was. 926 00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:26,413 Underage... 927 00:44:26,872 --> 00:44:27,748 strippers... 928 00:44:28,123 --> 00:44:29,166 not white... 929 00:44:29,792 --> 00:44:31,168 The world would eat them alive. 930 00:44:32,294 --> 00:44:33,128 [Delilah sighs] 931 00:44:33,212 --> 00:44:35,422 And that's why I don't lose a drop of sleep 932 00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:37,174 on any of these motherfuckers I write about. 933 00:44:37,257 --> 00:44:38,342 They all deserve it. 934 00:44:39,218 --> 00:44:42,763 My math says 49% of humanity deserves to die in a fire. 935 00:44:45,641 --> 00:44:48,060 [chuckling] Don't do that. You, like... 936 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,604 You nod as if you're somehow not one of them. 937 00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:53,357 Well, let me give you the gift of honesty. 938 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:54,525 You... 939 00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:57,277 act nice because you're not. 940 00:44:57,986 --> 00:45:00,239 And I may not know what kind of bad you are... 941 00:45:01,407 --> 00:45:03,158 but I got my radar the hard way. 942 00:45:03,992 --> 00:45:04,827 So... 943 00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:08,288 stay the fuck away from me and my sister, okay? 944 00:45:10,624 --> 00:45:11,834 Have a fantastic day. 945 00:45:29,685 --> 00:45:31,103 Tell me I didn't eat those. 946 00:45:34,022 --> 00:45:35,065 Do you know... 947 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:38,652 how much oxidative stress those things put on your body? 948 00:45:39,611 --> 00:45:41,572 I'm guessing a shower is out of the question? 949 00:45:57,963 --> 00:45:59,923 Did you say Jasper came around? 950 00:46:00,507 --> 00:46:01,467 I paid the man. 951 00:46:01,633 --> 00:46:03,010 And he went on his way. 952 00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:07,890 If things were different, I'd say I owe you 50 grand. 953 00:46:07,973 --> 00:46:10,058 -Why? You got it laying around somewhere? -Nice try. 954 00:46:10,976 --> 00:46:11,852 It's spent. 955 00:46:13,896 --> 00:46:15,773 -What were you thinking? -Honestly... 956 00:46:18,525 --> 00:46:20,235 a little while ago I fell in love. 957 00:46:21,487 --> 00:46:22,529 And she needed help. 958 00:46:23,989 --> 00:46:25,032 So I just did it. 959 00:46:31,246 --> 00:46:32,581 [Will chuckles softly] 960 00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:37,336 You've been putting meds in my drinks, huh? 961 00:46:37,419 --> 00:46:38,295 That's green juice. 962 00:46:39,588 --> 00:46:40,422 Thanks. 963 00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:44,760 Well, my current reality is... 964 00:46:45,135 --> 00:46:47,387 suboptimal, but even so, 965 00:46:47,471 --> 00:46:48,889 upgrade from where I was. 966 00:46:50,516 --> 00:46:52,851 At one point, I thought I saw you murder a guy. 967 00:46:56,855 --> 00:46:58,440 [Will chuckles] 968 00:46:59,107 --> 00:46:59,942 Crazy town. 969 00:47:01,318 --> 00:47:02,528 Well, glad to have you back. 970 00:47:13,038 --> 00:47:15,082 [Joe] I guess it's goodbye, Beck. 971 00:47:18,627 --> 00:47:19,461 I'm sorry. 972 00:47:20,754 --> 00:47:21,713 I really am. 973 00:47:23,757 --> 00:47:25,300 Goodbye, you. 974 00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:31,139 How did that feel? 975 00:47:33,892 --> 00:47:35,185 Like a good first step. 976 00:47:36,979 --> 00:47:40,023 [Joe] Still can't wait to tell our story to our kids. 977 00:47:40,816 --> 00:47:43,360 How we decided to walk before we ran. 978 00:47:44,027 --> 00:47:45,529 Started out as friends. 979 00:47:51,618 --> 00:47:52,494 The past... 980 00:47:53,370 --> 00:47:54,413 is prologue. 981 00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:58,083 I made mistakes, yes. 982 00:47:59,084 --> 00:48:00,961 And I'll learn from them. 983 00:48:02,754 --> 00:48:03,672 Prove... 984 00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:05,382 I'm worthy... 985 00:48:05,924 --> 00:48:06,800 of you. 986 00:48:16,768 --> 00:48:18,729 [Love] Hey, should I open another bottle? 987 00:48:30,490 --> 00:48:32,075 [Joe] I know we'll get there. 988 00:48:33,410 --> 00:48:34,661 I'm optimistic. 989 00:48:35,537 --> 00:48:36,455 It's just... 990 00:48:38,206 --> 00:48:39,249 who I am. 991 00:48:44,630 --> 00:48:46,590 [closing music playing] 992 00:49:42,854 --> 00:49:44,648 Subtitle by Matheus Modesto