1 00:00:01,044 --> 00:00:02,741 - Previously on "You"... 2 00:00:02,785 --> 00:00:04,047 Your old phone, which I have, 3 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:06,006 is still logged into the cloud, 4 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:09,183 and that means I'm still logged into to you. 5 00:00:09,226 --> 00:00:10,836 - I'm a poet. - Get off the stage. 6 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,142 - Laugh it up. 7 00:00:12,186 --> 00:00:13,665 - Did you move here to be something? 8 00:00:13,709 --> 00:00:15,145 I did, but it's not working out. 9 00:00:15,189 --> 00:00:16,842 Do you think I'm unremarkable? 10 00:00:16,886 --> 00:00:18,844 - Unremarkable people don't worry 11 00:00:18,888 --> 00:00:20,324 about being unremarkable. 12 00:00:20,368 --> 00:00:22,892 - So good to see you, hon. - You too, Dad. 13 00:00:22,935 --> 00:00:24,850 - The addict part was true I see, but he never died. 14 00:00:24,894 --> 00:00:26,330 He's here. He's alive. 15 00:00:26,374 --> 00:00:28,158 Could be helpful to write about him. 16 00:00:28,202 --> 00:00:31,118 Benji was the worst kind of poison. 17 00:00:31,161 --> 00:00:32,728 The peanut allergy was real. 18 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:35,296 Guess Benji is gonna die an honest man. 19 00:00:35,339 --> 00:00:36,645 Claudia and Ron. 20 00:00:36,688 --> 00:00:38,429 - I gotta come home to you bitching at-- 21 00:00:38,473 --> 00:00:40,344 - It's not okay to yell. - Grown-ups do it all the time. 22 00:00:40,388 --> 00:00:42,085 - Grown-ups are assholes. 23 00:00:42,129 --> 00:00:44,218 - I told this guy, "Stay away from my girlfriend's kid." 24 00:00:44,261 --> 00:00:45,523 - He seems a little neglected. - That's it, I-- 25 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:47,177 - All right, all right, all right. 26 00:00:47,221 --> 00:00:50,354 - This is a lovely collection. 27 00:00:50,398 --> 00:00:52,356 - That's funny. There's a book missing. 28 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,271 Joe was looking at it. 29 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:56,317 - I, of course, never had any intention of keeping the book. 30 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,362 If Peach still has a problem, 31 00:00:58,406 --> 00:01:00,060 I won't let her get in the way of us, Beck. 32 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:03,063 I won't. 33 00:01:03,106 --> 00:01:06,066 [upbeat oldies music] 34 00:01:06,109 --> 00:01:07,415 ♪ 35 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:08,981 - ♪ There she goes 36 00:01:09,025 --> 00:01:10,374 - Good morning. 37 00:01:10,418 --> 00:01:12,246 This is my favorite time of day, 38 00:01:12,289 --> 00:01:14,726 when it's just the two of us. 39 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:17,120 - [mumbles] 40 00:01:17,164 --> 00:01:20,384 - ♪ My lover passing by 41 00:01:20,428 --> 00:01:22,386 - Were you watching me sleep? 42 00:01:22,430 --> 00:01:26,999 - ♪ For she is my baby 43 00:01:27,043 --> 00:01:29,611 ♪ She is my baby 44 00:01:29,654 --> 00:01:31,134 - Creeper. 45 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:35,269 - ♪ There she goes 46 00:01:35,312 --> 00:01:36,618 - I love our little routine. 47 00:01:36,661 --> 00:01:38,924 Always the same but never stale. 48 00:01:38,968 --> 00:01:40,230 Sex... - [moans] 49 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:42,624 - Showers, more sex. - [moans] 50 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:46,236 - Breakfast, avocado salted, bacon crispy, every day. 51 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,933 - ♪ I love her so 52 00:01:47,977 --> 00:01:49,935 - Your father was never consistent, 53 00:01:49,979 --> 00:01:53,025 and you're still healing from that, with my help. 54 00:01:53,069 --> 00:01:54,418 - Mmm. 55 00:01:54,462 --> 00:01:56,333 Uh, do you mind if I keep working? 56 00:01:56,377 --> 00:01:58,118 I just have tons-- - Eat, work. 57 00:01:58,161 --> 00:01:59,771 I'll fold the laundry. 58 00:01:59,815 --> 00:02:02,209 That's right, Beck, I even do your damn laundry. 59 00:02:02,252 --> 00:02:03,514 I protect your time. 60 00:02:03,558 --> 00:02:05,081 I let you focus on your work. 61 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,561 And guess what. 62 00:02:06,604 --> 00:02:08,084 Now that I've made our mornings sacred, 63 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,781 you're actually writing. 64 00:02:09,825 --> 00:02:11,392 Free of distraction. 65 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:13,394 [loud clatter] Mostly. 66 00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:15,265 - ...hear your bitching every night! 67 00:02:15,309 --> 00:02:17,354 - Ron and Claudia again? 68 00:02:17,398 --> 00:02:20,314 - If the goddamn dishes ever got done, 69 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:22,359 I wouldn't be stuck doing goddamn-- 70 00:02:22,403 --> 00:02:24,361 [loud clatter] - You watch it! 71 00:02:24,405 --> 00:02:25,971 - Can't you say something? 72 00:02:26,015 --> 00:02:28,060 - I don't like to mess with other people's lives. 73 00:02:28,104 --> 00:02:29,627 - Maybe you should? 74 00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:32,195 Anyway, I gotta get to class. 75 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:36,982 - The worst thing about our mornings? 76 00:02:37,026 --> 00:02:39,594 They always end. 77 00:02:39,637 --> 00:02:41,596 I pass the time by counting down 78 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:43,467 to the next moment I see you. 79 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:45,991 You're teaching me to be more patient, 80 00:02:46,035 --> 00:02:49,125 and god knows I need the help when it comes to your friends. 81 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,823 For some reason we share our nights with your friends, 82 00:02:51,867 --> 00:02:54,957 and appointment viewing like "The Bachelor." 83 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,308 How can self-respecting women tolerate this crap? 84 00:02:58,352 --> 00:03:00,789 Sometimes, I swear, I'm the only real feminist you know. 85 00:03:00,832 --> 00:03:03,879 - It's either a full Brazilian, or like full bush, 86 00:03:03,922 --> 00:03:05,446 and it's like, 87 00:03:05,489 --> 00:03:07,578 "Listen, my snooch is the third bowl of porridge. 88 00:03:07,622 --> 00:03:10,277 I mean, meet me halfway lady." It's like insane. 89 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,887 - That's hilarious. 90 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:14,237 - These girls are even more tedious in person. 91 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:18,676 Lynn is a dark cavern where conversations go to die. 92 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,113 - That's hilarious. - What personality she has 93 00:03:21,157 --> 00:03:23,681 is only activated by low-calorie girly cocktails, 94 00:03:23,725 --> 00:03:26,206 which is doubtless why she drinks so much. 95 00:03:26,249 --> 00:03:29,034 Annika's decided I'm so amazing--which, true-- 96 00:03:29,078 --> 00:03:30,862 but joining Team Joe is just the latest move 97 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:33,082 in her cold war with queen bitch herself, 98 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:34,953 Peach goddamn Salinger. 99 00:03:34,997 --> 00:03:37,304 - Oh, hope you didn't start the fun without me. 100 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:38,914 - Oh, we did. 101 00:03:38,957 --> 00:03:40,785 - Annika, thank God for that chest of yours, 102 00:03:40,829 --> 00:03:42,613 otherwise you'd be spilling guac all over 103 00:03:42,657 --> 00:03:44,702 that Himalayan blanket I got Beck. 104 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:47,662 - So goes the endless merry-go-round of food issues. 105 00:03:47,705 --> 00:03:49,272 Peach snipes at Annika's body. 106 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:51,231 Annika rubs her assets in Peach's face, 107 00:03:51,274 --> 00:03:55,147 which as defense mechanisms go beats the hell out of crying. 108 00:03:55,191 --> 00:03:58,238 I can get you some paper towels. 109 00:03:58,281 --> 00:04:00,544 - Wait up, I need a refill. - No, no. 110 00:04:00,588 --> 00:04:02,285 I got it, I'll take care of you. 111 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:04,592 - No, no, it's all right, I could use the company. 112 00:04:06,855 --> 00:04:10,728 - Oh, this is so much more fun than girl's night classic. 113 00:04:10,772 --> 00:04:12,730 You know, when it was just us girls? 114 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:14,558 - Peach has it out for me. 115 00:04:14,602 --> 00:04:16,386 Probably shouldn't have stolen her copy of "Oz," 116 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:18,388 or maybe I shouldn't have returned it. 117 00:04:18,432 --> 00:04:20,260 But all that's behind me, Beck. 118 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:22,087 If I just keep being the perfect boyfriend, 119 00:04:22,131 --> 00:04:24,264 you'll realize that life is so much healthier 120 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,874 away from this toxicity. 121 00:04:25,917 --> 00:04:30,270 - Joseph, I was thinking about thinning out my library, 122 00:04:30,313 --> 00:04:31,532 and I thought I'd ask the expert. 123 00:04:31,575 --> 00:04:34,099 What's a book like this worth? 124 00:04:34,143 --> 00:04:36,145 - She's still trying to build a case that I'd be willing 125 00:04:36,188 --> 00:04:37,625 to swipe the damn thing. 126 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:40,932 Well, it's printed by Riley in Britain. 127 00:04:40,976 --> 00:04:43,021 An original, a rarity. 128 00:04:43,065 --> 00:04:44,675 - Mm. 129 00:04:44,719 --> 00:04:47,591 Guess I better act quick, before some desperate person 130 00:04:47,635 --> 00:04:49,506 tries to steal my little beauty away. 131 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:51,726 - The real tragedy would be not appreciating what you have. 132 00:04:51,769 --> 00:04:54,511 If I were you, I'd hold on to her forever. 133 00:04:54,555 --> 00:04:57,427 But what do I know? I'm just a book store clerk. 134 00:04:57,471 --> 00:05:01,257 [intense music] 135 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,607 I'm trying, Beck. I am. 136 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:06,436 But your friends bring out the worst in me. 137 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,785 - Scoot, scoot. - Okay. 138 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:09,004 [laughter] 139 00:05:15,489 --> 00:05:18,970 - And then Rastish taught me this. 140 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:20,624 [strums chord] 141 00:05:20,668 --> 00:05:23,061 D minor. Goose bumps, babe. 142 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:24,411 [bell jingles] 143 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:26,804 - Hi Joe! 144 00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:30,678 This place is... 145 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:31,592 musty. 146 00:05:31,635 --> 00:05:34,377 Hi! [laughs] Hi! 147 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:36,466 - Annika, what brings you to Mooney's? 148 00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:38,294 - Your website, 149 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:42,646 and the deep sadness it evokes. 150 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:46,650 I mean, did you do this in MySpace? 151 00:05:46,694 --> 00:05:49,827 - I've been telling Joe we need to modernize. 152 00:05:49,871 --> 00:05:51,829 - Joe, I have 3.6 million followers, 153 00:05:51,873 --> 00:05:54,571 and I get 12k for a selfie in glasses. 154 00:05:54,615 --> 00:05:57,095 But I'm willing to do Mooney's for free, 155 00:05:57,139 --> 00:06:00,577 out of the kindness of my big-ass heart. 156 00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:05,016 - All right, let's do it. - Yay! 157 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:09,325 - If you need some authentic Russian folk vibes, I can, uh-- 158 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:12,850 - Thank you, but I got this. 159 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:20,380 Smart bitches get their brains juiced at Mooney's. 160 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:22,207 #stacked. 161 00:06:22,251 --> 00:06:25,428 - If you ever wonder what it takes to become an influencer, 162 00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:29,693 specifically a body-positive Insta-celeb, be shameless. 163 00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:31,956 Annika's turning her curves into an empire, 164 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,959 inspiring the ladies, arousing the gentlemen, everyone wins. 165 00:06:35,003 --> 00:06:36,874 It would be genuinely empowering 166 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:38,789 if it weren't so clearly a rebellion against 167 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:42,010 being Peach's, quote, "Fat friend from prep school." 168 00:06:45,013 --> 00:06:46,362 And what's this? 169 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,060 Thank you, Annika's private Facebook. 170 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:51,193 Hello nose job. 171 00:06:51,236 --> 00:06:52,803 And just like that, 172 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:54,892 I know how to repay Annika for her kindness. 173 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:58,548 Annika, why the hell is this not on your Insta? 174 00:06:58,592 --> 00:07:00,855 - Oh my god, because it's mortifying. 175 00:07:00,898 --> 00:07:04,989 I mean, I'm adorkable, but Peach. 176 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:06,164 Phew. 177 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:09,298 Lucky she is not on Facebook. 178 00:07:09,341 --> 00:07:11,082 It is cute, though. 179 00:07:13,128 --> 00:07:16,087 - Do you run everything you post by Peach first? 180 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:18,438 - Hell no. 181 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:20,440 You're right, screw it. 182 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:21,832 This is the ultimate throwback. 183 00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:24,356 I just need a brilliant caption. 184 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:29,840 - How about, "Bitches being our most authentic selves." 185 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:34,932 - Joe, it's like you're in my brain. 186 00:07:34,976 --> 00:07:38,893 - No, I just know her audience. 187 00:07:38,936 --> 00:07:40,895 Team Joe, one. Peach, zero. 188 00:07:40,938 --> 00:07:44,028 You'd be proud of me, Beck. I'm a good friend. 189 00:07:47,815 --> 00:07:51,732 - Hi Allison, you wanted to see me? 190 00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:55,170 - Guinevere, please, sit. 191 00:07:55,213 --> 00:07:58,086 I understand that some things are harder than others 192 00:07:58,129 --> 00:07:59,609 to write about. 193 00:07:59,653 --> 00:08:03,134 Our own families are usually the top of the list. 194 00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:05,963 I'm glad you stuck with it. - Thank you. 195 00:08:06,007 --> 00:08:07,878 - My lit agent's assistant just got promoted, 196 00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:10,794 and may be able to connect you with some jobs for hire. 197 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:12,883 Personal essays, reviews. 198 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:17,061 - I'm in. I am so in. Thank you, Allison. 199 00:08:17,105 --> 00:08:19,107 - I'll forward her contact info to you. 200 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:21,762 - Okay. 201 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:26,636 - And Beck, I was sorry to read about your father's passing. 202 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:29,770 [mellow pop music] 203 00:08:29,813 --> 00:08:32,773 - ♪ I still want to 204 00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:34,557 ♪ Make this last forever 205 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:37,691 - Peach tried hard to get you for a girls' night, 206 00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:39,606 but you picked me. 207 00:08:39,649 --> 00:08:42,478 Joe, two. Peach, bupkis. 208 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,046 - Whoa! 209 00:08:45,089 --> 00:08:47,744 I think you might be a little overdressed for sushi. 210 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:50,051 - No, no, you're underdressed for the celebration 211 00:08:50,094 --> 00:08:52,009 I have planned. 212 00:08:52,053 --> 00:08:53,924 ♪ 213 00:08:53,968 --> 00:08:56,405 The theme of our evening is Fitzgerald and Zelda. 214 00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:57,754 - Ooh. 215 00:08:57,798 --> 00:08:59,364 Which one of us is Zelda? 216 00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:02,367 - Me, obviously. 217 00:09:02,411 --> 00:09:04,761 We begin at the Palm Court, 218 00:09:04,805 --> 00:09:07,547 where our literary couple famously danced 219 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:08,852 in the plaza fountain-- 220 00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:10,593 - Where a burger costs 30 bucks. 221 00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:12,203 - Shh, shh, shh, shh. 222 00:09:12,247 --> 00:09:14,292 You're gonna want to be in something a little jazzier. 223 00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:15,685 - [laughs] 224 00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:16,991 - We will be sitting in the very both 225 00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:19,384 where F. Scott conceived of Gatsby. 226 00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:21,038 - That seems fake. 227 00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:23,563 - And then after we've snarked about our $50 goat cheese cake, 228 00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:24,912 a horse-drawn carriage 229 00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:26,478 will take us to an even more exclusive club... 230 00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:27,784 - No way. 231 00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:31,266 - Where Zelda herself danced the night away. 232 00:09:31,309 --> 00:09:32,572 [phone buzzes] 233 00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:34,312 - Oh, that's weird. 234 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:36,227 Annika never calls. 235 00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:38,708 [buzzing continues] 236 00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:40,188 Hey Annika. 237 00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:44,496 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's wrong? 238 00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:48,065 What video? 239 00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:50,764 - I've got a bad feeling, Beck. 240 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,769 "Click on my profile." Hmm. 241 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:57,727 - I have black guys. 242 00:09:57,771 --> 00:09:59,903 That's they-- like, they see me, 243 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:02,297 and they're like, "Damn, girl," you know? 244 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:04,734 Where are the white guys 245 00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:07,650 that want a girl with a big butt? 246 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:10,653 - Posted anonymously? Yikes. 247 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:13,874 This looks old, but casual racism is evergreen, 248 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:16,311 and the Internet is turning against Annika 249 00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:17,921 at the speed of outrage. 250 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:19,923 - Of course, I can come over. 251 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,795 - But the timing, Beck. 252 00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:23,579 A video from college, today, 253 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,668 in response to Annika taking a stand against Peach? 254 00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:27,670 Connect the damn dots. 255 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:30,107 - I have to go. Annika's having like-- 256 00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:32,153 - Okay, go. Be with your friend. 257 00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:34,546 Help her push Peach out a window. 258 00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:36,766 - I'll text you tomorrow. 259 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,246 - I made a mistake, 260 00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:41,118 underestimated Peach, her cruelty. 261 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:43,077 Today it's Annika. Tomorrow it could be you. 262 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,818 Us. 263 00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:47,168 Beck, I may never be able to prove your best friend 264 00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:50,084 is capable of destroying you with a flick of her wrist, 265 00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:52,652 but that won't stop me from trying. 266 00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:58,788 - I'm sorry I'll miss you this morning, 267 00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:00,137 but this is what it's come to. 268 00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:02,183 I'm running. I'm a runner now. 269 00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:05,621 Until yesterday I put all my effort into avoiding Peach. 270 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,275 But you know what they say, 271 00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:10,452 "Keep your friends close, and your enemies..." 272 00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:12,149 Keep losing your enemies, 273 00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:14,804 because you're so goddamn out of shape. 274 00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:17,807 Why does my kidney hurt? This is torture. 275 00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:20,157 But I have to know what we're up against. 276 00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:22,943 I need to get into her head. 277 00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:24,727 So exhibit A, 278 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:27,904 Peach starts every day by punishing her own body. 279 00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:31,473 Sadomasochist? Orthorexic? Jury's still out. 280 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:35,216 Exhibit B, Peach is loathed at work. 281 00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:39,655 - Jaden, the Jacobsen chairs you ordered are knockoffs, 282 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,526 and the specs on the Vanderbilt townhouse 283 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:44,181 were supposed to be at my office by seven A.M. 284 00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:45,748 It's 6:50. 285 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,837 - Entitled? Nepotized? We're getting warmer. 286 00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:50,492 She doesn't go anywhere without that laptop. 287 00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,929 If only I could see inside. 288 00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:56,541 Exhibit C in our tour of Peach's psyche, 289 00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:58,108 gauche, demented. 290 00:11:58,152 --> 00:11:59,762 If this is the fruit of Peach's imagination, 291 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:02,722 there's no telling what horrors she's capable of. 292 00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,203 Well, at least I have your old phone, 293 00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:07,901 so I sometimes get a little warning 294 00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:09,946 before miss congeniality appears. 295 00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:12,253 [bell jingles] 296 00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:17,127 - Hey. Is Joseph here? 297 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:21,392 - Yeah, he's, uh, somewhere working. 298 00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,351 - Morning Joseph! 299 00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:26,789 Anyways, what's the big news? 300 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:29,836 - Okay, so I don't want to be tacky and steal the spotlight 301 00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:31,402 from Annika's meltdown last night, 302 00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:36,103 but, um, my professor is hooking me up with an agent. 303 00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:37,844 - Beck! 304 00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:40,803 That's amazing and surprising, but-- 305 00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:43,588 Shit! I'm so mad at myself. 306 00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:45,895 - What do you mean? 307 00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:48,071 - You know, with my family and everything, 308 00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:49,856 I have agency connections, 309 00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:53,250 so I was gonna call a friend, Roger Stevens. 310 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:54,904 - Roger Stevens? 311 00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:57,777 Doesn't he rep, like, famous writers? 312 00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:00,475 - You mean like, Pulitzer winners, 313 00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:01,781 Booker Prize finalists, 314 00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,957 67% of the Time's Best Sellers list? 315 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,915 - Yeah, Beck, I'd say Roger Stevens 316 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,438 has repped some famous writers, 317 00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:10,093 which, no offense, begs the question, 318 00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:12,922 why would he be interested in an MFA student? 319 00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:15,533 - You can write for magazines, totally, you know? 320 00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:19,450 That's legit, honest work. Like, what Annika does. 321 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:22,671 But Roger doesn't sell articles, you know? 322 00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:25,021 He represents real authors. 323 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:28,285 So it just depends on who you want to be. 324 00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:30,853 - I mean, if you can introduce us. 325 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,333 - Happy to, yeah. 326 00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:33,943 He and I know each other from when he was a counselor 327 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:36,772 at my Jew camp, so... 328 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,730 You know what? 329 00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:40,123 Joseph! 330 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,473 Joseph! Joseph? 331 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,171 - I didn't know you were here, Peach, hey. 332 00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:46,129 - We are gonna need you to shut this place down 333 00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:48,088 tomorrow night for a private party. 334 00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,524 You know, it's perfect. 335 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:52,309 Roger is obsessed with the sad and gritty New York. 336 00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:55,835 I'll take care of everything, if you can just, 337 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:59,099 you know, clean up a little. 338 00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:02,842 - You're amazing. Thank you. - Of course. 339 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,540 - You don't owe me anything, okay? 340 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:08,021 Happy to. 341 00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:10,153 - Oh, but you do, Beck. 342 00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:11,851 But what am I supposed to do, 343 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,287 root for your failure? 344 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,985 That's not love. It's not me. 345 00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,251 "Wuthering Heights," huh? 346 00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,912 It's a near perfect cover 347 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:35,135 for "Juvenilia: The Prosecution of Minors in New York State." 348 00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:38,007 [somber music] 349 00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:45,275 ♪ 350 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:50,498 I hear what goes on when Ron gets drunk. 351 00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:52,152 I get it. 352 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:54,763 You want options, legally defensible options. 353 00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,330 Maybe you're trying to figure out what would happen 354 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:57,853 if you took a swing at Ron? 355 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:01,726 Put yourself between him and your mom? 356 00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:04,468 Well, screw the book, I can tell you what will happen. 357 00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:07,123 Best case, you hurt him. 358 00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,995 Worst case, he hurts you back. 359 00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,561 Someone at school will see what he did to you. 360 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,563 Next thing you know, CPS is at your door, 361 00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:14,130 you have 30 minutes to pack a bag. 362 00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:16,654 Your mom loses custody. 363 00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:19,396 You get punted from group home to group home to group home, 364 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,224 until you're 18, or you get fed up 365 00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,879 and see if you can hack it on the streets. 366 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,795 Maybe you can do that. I couldn't. 367 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:34,063 ♪ 368 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:48,251 Read this, instead. "The Count of Monte Cristo." 369 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,950 It's another Dumas, and we'll talk when you're done. 370 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:53,604 - What's it about? 371 00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:56,259 - Revenge, but more importantly, 372 00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:58,435 living with the enemy. 373 00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:03,963 ♪ 374 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:06,313 - ♪ Just clap your hands now 375 00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:08,837 ♪ Never did I ever 376 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,448 ♪ Mean to make a mess 377 00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:14,625 - So he gives the Pulitzer back, and he's like, 378 00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:15,975 "I'll have to trust you, 379 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:18,586 I wrote the whole thing on acid." 380 00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:24,157 - Hi. 381 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,986 - I thought you said this would be casual? 382 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,118 - Oh. Come on, I'll introduce you. 383 00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:32,078 - Wait, I need to get a drink first. 384 00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:42,044 - Don't be nervous. 385 00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:43,480 Just be yourself. 386 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,004 - I can't be myself. 387 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,484 I mean, the only reason an agent like Roger Stevens 388 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,312 would even be interested in me are my stupid essays 389 00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:52,837 about my stupid dead dad, who is very much alive. 390 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:56,232 - Okay, so don't be yourself, be more interesting. 391 00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:58,800 You know, half the authors you've ever read 392 00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,323 made up personas. 393 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,891 You know the Fitzgerald and the fountain story 394 00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:04,501 is tourism-fueled bullshit, 395 00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:08,331 so give this guy a version of Beck, 396 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,681 birthed by the same formidable, 397 00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:14,816 creative mind that put those words to paper. 398 00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:21,736 Fitzgerald. 399 00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,825 - And Zelda. 400 00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:30,223 - ♪ Just clap your hands now 401 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:34,096 - Oh, Roger, this is Guinevere Beck, 402 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,185 the writer I was telling you about. 403 00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,100 - Guinevere, my lady, I love it. 404 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,059 It's so old-fashioned, mwah. 405 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:43,540 - Just call me Beck. A lady, I am not. 406 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:46,804 - Well, I am going to go check on the pear water. 407 00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:48,545 Be back. 408 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:51,200 - So, how long have you known Peach? 409 00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,942 - Since her Adderall days. You? 410 00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:57,685 - Uh, you know, since I started selling her Adderall. 411 00:17:57,728 --> 00:18:00,644 - Ah. 412 00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:04,866 - Hard not to stare, right? Roger keeps it tight. 413 00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:09,349 I guess the book business isn't always so pale and flaccid. 414 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,481 - Did Beck tell you I started jogging? 415 00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:12,569 - Fun. 416 00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,310 Runner's high is better than sex, 417 00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:17,183 and for some may last longer. 418 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,228 - Touché, bitch. 419 00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:21,274 Honestly, I'm starting to think people who run 420 00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,145 just hate themselves. 421 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,539 - No, it's all about the music, Joseph. 422 00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:29,108 Find the right song, and the whole thing becomes effortless. 423 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,544 Like Roger and Beck. 424 00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,328 - [chuckles] 425 00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:35,114 - Can I be honest? 426 00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,594 She's lucky she has me. 427 00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:41,729 Beck rarely knows what's best for her. 428 00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:44,819 - I couldn't agree more. 429 00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:58,267 [tense music] 430 00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:05,535 ♪ 431 00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:17,939 Of course, password protected. 432 00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:21,160 It's too risky. Peach is already paranoid. 433 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:28,384 ♪ 434 00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:39,265 So, these are the humans that made a creature like Peach. 435 00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,223 God forbid a hair's out of place 436 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:45,227 for the country club crowd. 437 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:48,665 Bingo, diary. 438 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,713 Food diary. 439 00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:56,586 Christ, is there no end to the neurosis? 440 00:19:56,630 --> 00:20:00,024 Hello. How old were you when this was taken, Beck? 441 00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:02,331 And what is Peach doing with it? 442 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:05,116 ♪ 443 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:08,729 - Hello, Joe. 444 00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:12,211 Sorry I'm so wet. 445 00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:35,669 - [groans softly, exhales] 446 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,501 - ♪ Come on baby 447 00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:44,286 ♪ If you feel this way all around ♪ 448 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:47,507 - Your friend is feisty. Can she write? 449 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,204 - There's potential. 450 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,250 She's not quite there, yet, though. 451 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,513 - MFA programs are such a scam. 452 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:55,210 Want me to give your friend some advice? 453 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,300 If she wants to be a real writer, she should drop out. 454 00:20:58,344 --> 00:20:59,780 - I'm working on it. 455 00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:02,739 Just, you know, be gentle turning her down. 456 00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:04,959 - It sucks to be right, Beck. 457 00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:08,223 Peach is trying to sabotage your career, 458 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,225 and I have to know why. 459 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,228 [tense music] 460 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,405 ♪ 461 00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:22,498 - Here are some of the most common passwords, 462 00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:25,109 Password. 123456. 463 00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:26,372 Babygirl. 464 00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:28,287 Babygirl, really? 465 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:31,159 In any case, I doubt Peach is that stupid, 466 00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:34,728 so I'm outsourcing to someone who's known her longer. 467 00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:36,556 Hey Annika, how you holding up? 468 00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:38,297 - Well, I lost all my sponsors, 469 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,472 'cause they're all a bunch of pussies, 470 00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:41,212 a third of my Instagram followers, 471 00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:43,258 and the only person who tweeted in my defense was a Kardashian, 472 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,391 so, I mean, honestly, where is the witch hunt for the guy 473 00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:46,870 who saw blackout drunk girl 474 00:21:46,914 --> 00:21:49,656 and decided to whip out his camera? 475 00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:51,571 Where's Beck? - At my place. 476 00:21:51,614 --> 00:21:53,137 She's revising one of her pieces. 477 00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:54,443 She's been slammed. 478 00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:56,445 - Not too busy to party with Peach though, 479 00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:58,404 but hey, that's Peach. 480 00:21:58,447 --> 00:22:00,101 Beck's her favorite puppy. 481 00:22:00,144 --> 00:22:01,276 - Puppy? 482 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,625 - She treats her like a pet, right? 483 00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:05,019 Every day, it's just like, "Beck-alicious this," 484 00:22:05,062 --> 00:22:06,499 and, "Beck-alicious that." 485 00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:08,718 And you know Beck secretly loves it. 486 00:22:08,762 --> 00:22:11,808 The two of them are so co-dependent. 487 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,812 I'm sorry, I know she's your girlfriend. 488 00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:18,641 - You know, in Beck's defense, she really is writing. 489 00:22:18,685 --> 00:22:20,730 I'm pushing her to make her deadlines. 490 00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:23,254 - Well, aren't you boyfriend of the year? 491 00:22:23,298 --> 00:22:24,995 - I try. - Yeah. 492 00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:27,433 - Hey, did Peach ever have any real pets? 493 00:22:27,476 --> 00:22:29,957 Lame segue. I need the password. 494 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,480 - Um, Dalloway. 495 00:22:31,524 --> 00:22:32,829 - Dalloway? 496 00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:35,005 - Yeah, a purebred Bichon Frise, obviously. 497 00:22:35,049 --> 00:22:38,879 Yeah, Peach was, like, devastated when she ran away. 498 00:22:38,922 --> 00:22:41,229 I'm sorry, I just need to work through this out loud. 499 00:22:41,272 --> 00:22:43,057 It's like, you know who gets away 500 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:46,495 with a self-deprecating joke that's a little risqué? 501 00:22:46,539 --> 00:22:48,192 - And by risqué, she means racist. 502 00:22:48,236 --> 00:22:49,498 - The fat girl. 503 00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:51,674 Everybody laughs, because she is harmless, 504 00:22:51,718 --> 00:22:54,285 and drunk, and funny, but like in a fat way. 505 00:22:54,329 --> 00:22:56,897 But you know who gets crucified for that same, risqué joke? 506 00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:58,681 - Again, to be clear, racist. 507 00:22:58,725 --> 00:23:00,466 - The former fat girl who is actually just 508 00:23:00,509 --> 00:23:01,858 embracing her body. 509 00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:05,296 I mean, girls won't let girls just be. 510 00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:06,689 [phone buzzes] 511 00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:09,953 - Thank god. This was a huge mistake. 512 00:23:09,997 --> 00:23:12,391 Sorry, it's Beck. 513 00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:14,218 Hey, what's up? 514 00:23:14,262 --> 00:23:16,438 - So, um, Peach is here. 515 00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:19,049 As in here, in your apartment. 516 00:23:20,964 --> 00:23:23,663 Something about a stolen laptop. 517 00:23:33,063 --> 00:23:34,587 - Why don't you just save us all the embarrassment 518 00:23:34,630 --> 00:23:36,066 and tell me where it is? 519 00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:38,242 Is it in the kitchen? Is it under the sofa? 520 00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:39,766 Some little hidey hole where you squirrel away 521 00:23:39,809 --> 00:23:42,116 all your stolen goods? - Stolen goods? 522 00:23:42,159 --> 00:23:44,031 Okay, slow down, I don't know what you're talking about. 523 00:23:44,074 --> 00:23:46,729 - Yes, you do. Last night you left halfway through. 524 00:23:46,773 --> 00:23:48,644 Where did you go, Joseph? - Probably to take a piss. 525 00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:52,474 Peach, believe it or not, I can afford my own computer. 526 00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:55,956 Beck, help me out. - I don't know. 527 00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:57,827 - What do you mean you don't know? 528 00:23:57,871 --> 00:24:01,222 - I don't know. I mean, of course you didn't-- 529 00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:04,791 I just--please, don't put me in the middle of this. 530 00:24:08,925 --> 00:24:10,492 - Okay, Peach, if your laptop is stolen, 531 00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:12,320 I believe you, but the people at the party 532 00:24:12,363 --> 00:24:14,757 weren't exactly strapped for cash, so I don't know. 533 00:24:14,801 --> 00:24:17,499 I mean, is there, like, some other, 534 00:24:17,543 --> 00:24:19,283 more personal reason someone would mess with you? 535 00:24:19,327 --> 00:24:22,591 - Oh, my God, Peach. Weren't you just saying last week 536 00:24:22,635 --> 00:24:27,074 that you were feeling unsafe in your own home? 537 00:24:27,117 --> 00:24:29,206 - Whoa. 538 00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:31,992 I mean, you run out in the open every morning. 539 00:24:32,035 --> 00:24:34,124 You're very pretty, you're a Salinger. 540 00:24:34,168 --> 00:24:37,780 What if someone's creeping on you? 541 00:24:37,824 --> 00:24:39,521 - It wouldn't be the first time. 542 00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:41,131 - It wouldn't? 543 00:24:41,175 --> 00:24:43,525 Hallelujah. 544 00:24:43,569 --> 00:24:46,310 - Let's just say that James Franco and I didn't end well. 545 00:24:46,354 --> 00:24:47,573 - We should call the police. 546 00:24:47,616 --> 00:24:49,052 - And what are they gonna do? 547 00:24:49,096 --> 00:24:50,967 Interrogate every single one of Peach's friends? 548 00:24:51,011 --> 00:24:52,752 Good luck convincing them it's not just misplaced. 549 00:24:52,795 --> 00:24:54,231 I'm sorry, I have to ask, 550 00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:57,713 have you tried "Find My Computer" yet? 551 00:24:57,757 --> 00:24:59,367 It's just this little GPS-- 552 00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:01,674 - I don't need you to mansplain "Find My Computer." 553 00:25:01,717 --> 00:25:03,937 I know how to do it. - All right. 554 00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:07,680 [beeping] 555 00:25:07,723 --> 00:25:09,986 - Peach, isn't that your place? 556 00:25:10,030 --> 00:25:11,814 - She didn't really think I'd be dumb enough 557 00:25:11,858 --> 00:25:14,556 to bring her laptop here, did she? 558 00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:18,560 Classy apology. 559 00:25:18,604 --> 00:25:20,606 - Joe, stop it. 560 00:25:20,649 --> 00:25:23,739 - Stop what? That was some bullshit, Beck. 561 00:25:23,783 --> 00:25:25,785 And you didn't exactly rush to my defense. 562 00:25:25,828 --> 00:25:27,613 - What was I supposed to do? 563 00:25:27,656 --> 00:25:29,658 You two are always sniping at each other. 564 00:25:29,702 --> 00:25:31,355 - And breaking into each other's places, 565 00:25:31,399 --> 00:25:32,879 but that's not the point. 566 00:25:32,922 --> 00:25:34,533 She has it out for me from the first day we met. 567 00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:36,317 - No she hasn't. - Are you blind? 568 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:39,320 Maybe you can't see it, but Peach is next level vindictive. 569 00:25:39,363 --> 00:25:40,843 - You know what, if you hate my friends so much, 570 00:25:40,887 --> 00:25:42,018 why do you hang out with them? 571 00:25:42,062 --> 00:25:43,542 - Because you force me to. 572 00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:45,021 If I didn't, I wouldn't see you. 573 00:25:45,065 --> 00:25:46,719 - You know what, I don't have time for this. 574 00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:48,590 I was supposed to send my pages to Roger Stevens, 575 00:25:48,634 --> 00:25:50,374 like, an hour ago. 576 00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:53,203 - He doesn't care, he doesn't care, he doesn't care. 577 00:25:53,247 --> 00:25:55,858 He doesn't care! 578 00:25:55,902 --> 00:25:57,468 He's never going to sign you. 579 00:25:57,512 --> 00:25:58,861 Peach is setting you up to fail. 580 00:25:58,905 --> 00:26:00,515 I heard them talking at the party. 581 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,561 Roger thinks MFAs are a waste time, and Peach said herself 582 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:04,911 she thinks that you are not ready. 583 00:26:04,954 --> 00:26:07,348 I'm sorry, I know the truth hurts, 584 00:26:07,391 --> 00:26:09,089 but I have to set you free. 585 00:26:09,132 --> 00:26:12,005 - You are an asshole. 586 00:26:13,310 --> 00:26:15,269 You know, if you don't believe in me, just say so. 587 00:26:15,312 --> 00:26:17,401 Don't come up with some bullshit conspiracy theory. 588 00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:19,229 - No, Beck. Wait, no, I'm telling the truth. 589 00:26:19,273 --> 00:26:21,754 - You're allowed to be jealous of Roger. 590 00:26:21,797 --> 00:26:23,451 I get it, you're a guy, boo-hoo. 591 00:26:23,494 --> 00:26:25,235 He's young and successful. 592 00:26:25,279 --> 00:26:27,020 - No, that's not-- no, no, no, no, no. 593 00:26:27,063 --> 00:26:29,370 - I don't care. The last thing I would've expected you to be 594 00:26:29,413 --> 00:26:31,764 was unsupportive. 595 00:26:31,807 --> 00:26:34,941 [tense music] 596 00:26:34,984 --> 00:26:36,899 - Our first fight. 597 00:26:36,943 --> 00:26:39,554 It was worse than I could have imagined, 598 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,425 and it's all thanks to Peach. 599 00:26:41,469 --> 00:26:44,037 I want to punish her for coming between us, 600 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,821 but I can't. I'm not that guy. 601 00:26:45,865 --> 00:26:48,607 I'm an understanding, supportive boyfriend. 602 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:51,261 I'm barely clever enough to have gotten away with this. 603 00:26:51,305 --> 00:26:52,915 The last piece of the Peach puzzle, 604 00:26:52,959 --> 00:26:54,656 proof that she has it out for you. 605 00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:55,788 Here we go. 606 00:26:55,831 --> 00:26:57,267 Dalloway. 607 00:26:57,311 --> 00:26:59,748 God, even the dog is pretentious. 608 00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:01,707 Thanks for nothing, Annika. 609 00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:03,534 - "Beck-alicious this and Beck-alicious that." 610 00:27:03,578 --> 00:27:05,580 - There's no way this works, 611 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:08,148 but also, please work. 612 00:27:08,191 --> 00:27:11,151 Okay. Officially skeeved. 613 00:27:11,194 --> 00:27:13,632 Not sure what I'm looking for, 614 00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:15,590 but I'll know it when I-- 615 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,244 Oh, GB. 616 00:27:17,287 --> 00:27:19,507 Guinevere Beck? 617 00:27:19,550 --> 00:27:20,769 The hell? 618 00:27:20,813 --> 00:27:22,510 Is this blackmail? 619 00:27:22,553 --> 00:27:25,687 No, there's too much of this, going too far back. 620 00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:27,907 I know what it's like to be in love with you, Beck. 621 00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:29,778 This is not what love looks like. 622 00:27:29,822 --> 00:27:31,214 This isn't how love behaves. 623 00:27:31,258 --> 00:27:32,912 This is the work of a sick mind. 624 00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:35,305 Let's call it what it is, perversion. 625 00:27:35,349 --> 00:27:38,308 Now I understand why Peach is setting you up for failure. 626 00:27:38,352 --> 00:27:42,051 She's not threatened by you. She's obsessed with you. 627 00:27:42,095 --> 00:27:45,359 - Oh! You know I love you forever, right? 628 00:27:45,402 --> 00:27:47,622 - She wants to watch you, have you, control you, 629 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,537 like she controls every other piece of her life. 630 00:27:49,580 --> 00:27:51,452 She wants you all to herself. 631 00:27:51,495 --> 00:27:52,627 - Mwah! 632 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:56,196 - Beck, you've got a stalker. 633 00:27:59,068 --> 00:28:00,548 - ♪ What remains... 634 00:28:00,591 --> 00:28:03,072 - Stop me if you've heard this one before. 635 00:28:03,116 --> 00:28:06,075 A girl grows up in a strict, old money family, 636 00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,425 where any deviations from tradition are punished. 637 00:28:08,469 --> 00:28:11,777 Two choices, be like them, or be excommunicated. 638 00:28:11,820 --> 00:28:13,256 No love, no money. 639 00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:14,693 At some point she makes a friend. 640 00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:16,346 That's you, Beck. 641 00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:18,697 She develops a harmless crush, and it's 2018. 642 00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:21,090 So who gives a shit if she's gay, or bi, or pan, 643 00:28:21,134 --> 00:28:23,005 or just a mortal in the presence 644 00:28:23,049 --> 00:28:24,833 of your dangerous and exceptional pheromones? 645 00:28:24,877 --> 00:28:26,052 I'll tell you, who. 646 00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:27,967 Her family, and she knows it, 647 00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:29,795 so she takes her normal healthy feelings 648 00:28:29,838 --> 00:28:33,146 and crushes them, nurses them in a dark, secret place 649 00:28:33,189 --> 00:28:36,018 for years until they mutate 650 00:28:36,062 --> 00:28:38,151 into an obsession, a sickness, 651 00:28:38,194 --> 00:28:41,110 and now your best friend is a stalker and a sociopath, 652 00:28:41,154 --> 00:28:43,722 and--oh God, a liar. 653 00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:45,375 Runner's high is a myth. 654 00:28:45,419 --> 00:28:47,682 Why the hell did I take up jogging again? 655 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,510 I'm in hell, Beck. 656 00:28:49,553 --> 00:28:51,904 Even if I could share the proof, you'd never believe me, 657 00:28:51,947 --> 00:28:53,383 and now you're not even talking to me, 658 00:28:53,427 --> 00:28:56,169 which means, you're in trouble. 659 00:28:59,259 --> 00:29:02,610 - Look at you, like a little literary hooker. 660 00:29:02,653 --> 00:29:06,353 Get in. 661 00:29:06,396 --> 00:29:07,746 - Hey. 662 00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:09,182 Oh. 663 00:29:09,225 --> 00:29:12,272 I so appreciate you reading my stuff. 664 00:29:12,315 --> 00:29:14,404 - Thank you for being down to ride. 665 00:29:14,448 --> 00:29:17,451 I've got this Met benefit lunch downtown this afternoon. 666 00:29:17,494 --> 00:29:20,280 I figured you and I could just bang it out. 667 00:29:20,323 --> 00:29:23,718 - Hey, office hours are better without the office. 668 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,198 - Well said. 669 00:29:25,241 --> 00:29:29,680 Hey, speaking of, these essays? These poems? 670 00:29:29,724 --> 00:29:32,466 Loved, loved, loved every page. 671 00:29:32,509 --> 00:29:34,381 - Oh, my God, really? 672 00:29:34,424 --> 00:29:35,904 - Fathers are the worst. 673 00:29:35,948 --> 00:29:38,298 It's like their job is to mess us up. 674 00:29:38,341 --> 00:29:40,430 What if we all just had two moms, right? 675 00:29:40,474 --> 00:29:42,476 There'd be no wars, none. 676 00:29:42,519 --> 00:29:44,260 - Oh, I know, right? 677 00:29:44,304 --> 00:29:47,481 - Okay. 678 00:29:47,524 --> 00:29:50,136 I'm gonna be real with you. 679 00:29:50,179 --> 00:29:54,923 I think some of your stuff is problematic. 680 00:29:54,967 --> 00:29:57,534 - Wait, what do you mean? 681 00:29:57,578 --> 00:29:59,841 - Addiction is a disease, 682 00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:02,539 and you want to put your dead dad on trial 683 00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:04,933 for being a victim? 684 00:30:04,977 --> 00:30:07,109 - I think the one you're talking about, 685 00:30:07,153 --> 00:30:10,896 it's--it's meant to be about forgiveness. 686 00:30:13,681 --> 00:30:16,640 - [laughs] 687 00:30:16,684 --> 00:30:19,643 Ah, I'm sorry, that is my bad. 688 00:30:19,687 --> 00:30:21,515 I skimmed. 689 00:30:21,558 --> 00:30:24,170 [both chuckle] 690 00:30:27,956 --> 00:30:29,871 So what's your thing? 691 00:30:29,915 --> 00:30:32,482 Like, is it like daddy like daughter? 692 00:30:32,526 --> 00:30:33,832 Ouch! Shit. 693 00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,442 - What the hell? What are you doing? 694 00:30:35,485 --> 00:30:37,487 - Will you relax? 695 00:30:37,531 --> 00:30:40,316 Here, take one of these. 696 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,492 - No, I don't-- I don't take anything. 697 00:30:42,536 --> 00:30:45,147 - Jesus, no wonder I couldn't get through your stuff. 698 00:30:45,191 --> 00:30:47,454 Peach was right, you have a lot to learn. 699 00:30:47,497 --> 00:30:49,804 Do you think sobriety created Joyce Carol Oates, sweetheart? 700 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:50,979 - You have a problem. 701 00:30:51,023 --> 00:30:52,067 - Well, you're a judgy little bitch. 702 00:30:52,111 --> 00:30:53,373 - Could you pull over? 703 00:30:53,416 --> 00:30:55,897 - This book is crap. 704 00:30:55,941 --> 00:30:57,856 He waits 24 years to get justice? 705 00:30:57,899 --> 00:30:59,379 What kind of message is that? 706 00:30:59,422 --> 00:31:01,947 - A smart one, it's all about the long game. 707 00:31:01,990 --> 00:31:03,470 - My mom needs help now. 708 00:31:03,513 --> 00:31:05,907 - Sometimes putting yourself between two people 709 00:31:05,951 --> 00:31:08,344 is a surefire way to make things worse. 710 00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:10,172 I promise you, we're not going to let anything 711 00:31:10,216 --> 00:31:11,695 happen to you or your mom. 712 00:31:11,739 --> 00:31:13,175 - It's too late. 713 00:31:13,219 --> 00:31:16,352 [somber music] 714 00:31:16,396 --> 00:31:18,354 ♪ 715 00:31:21,227 --> 00:31:24,360 - Beck-ish, I got your SOS. 716 00:31:24,404 --> 00:31:27,276 Oh, sweetie, what's wrong? Come here. 717 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:30,714 - You set me up. - Excuse me? 718 00:31:30,758 --> 00:31:33,848 - Your friend, Roger Stevens, was an asshole and a freak. 719 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:37,591 He doesn't want to sign me. He never wanted to sign me. 720 00:31:37,634 --> 00:31:40,637 This whole thing was just designed to humiliate me. 721 00:31:40,681 --> 00:31:43,249 - Okay, calm down and tell me what happened. 722 00:31:43,292 --> 00:31:46,426 - He didn't even read my stuff. He was a rude, entitled douche, 723 00:31:46,469 --> 00:31:48,210 who only wanted to get high and-- 724 00:31:48,254 --> 00:31:52,040 I wish I was exaggerating-- bang me in a limo. 725 00:31:52,084 --> 00:31:54,216 God, and you sent me there! 726 00:31:54,260 --> 00:31:56,392 - I had no idea that he was using again. 727 00:31:56,436 --> 00:31:58,699 I mean, he's been clean since 9/11. 728 00:31:58,742 --> 00:32:01,615 Beck, when it happened, he was in an airport. 729 00:32:01,658 --> 00:32:05,924 - I don't give a shit! You threw me under the bus. 730 00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:07,926 "She's got a lot to learn?" 731 00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:10,493 Go to hell. Joe was right. 732 00:32:10,537 --> 00:32:13,583 You live to cut down your friends. 733 00:32:13,627 --> 00:32:16,238 - Hey, I don't know what your boyfriend told you-- 734 00:32:16,282 --> 00:32:19,241 - Don't lie to me, Peach. I'm not stupid, I'm not Annika. 735 00:32:19,285 --> 00:32:22,201 Oh, come on, Annika may not remember the night 736 00:32:22,244 --> 00:32:24,681 she went on that rant, but I do. 737 00:32:24,725 --> 00:32:26,770 Junior year, Marcy House. 738 00:32:26,814 --> 00:32:29,599 I was there. We were both there. 739 00:32:29,643 --> 00:32:31,819 - Are you accusing me of sabotaging Annika? 740 00:32:31,862 --> 00:32:36,389 - And me, and anyone else who edges into your spotlight. 741 00:32:36,432 --> 00:32:39,392 You would rather pick apart your friends than maybe admit 742 00:32:39,435 --> 00:32:43,483 that you're not being your most amazing self right now. 743 00:32:43,526 --> 00:32:48,488 It is exhausting being your friend. 744 00:32:50,490 --> 00:32:52,187 - I don't know what to say. 745 00:32:52,231 --> 00:32:54,189 I mean, it was a favor, Beck, 746 00:32:54,233 --> 00:32:56,235 and I don't need to love your self-absorbed poetry 747 00:32:56,278 --> 00:33:00,195 in order to be kind to you. 748 00:33:00,239 --> 00:33:03,024 Where are you going? 749 00:33:03,068 --> 00:33:05,461 Beck! 750 00:33:05,505 --> 00:33:06,549 Beck? 751 00:33:06,593 --> 00:33:09,335 Come back! 752 00:33:09,378 --> 00:33:12,555 [Robot Koch's "Nitesky"] 753 00:33:12,599 --> 00:33:15,994 ♪ 754 00:33:16,037 --> 00:33:19,171 - ♪ No one knows 755 00:33:19,214 --> 00:33:20,911 ♪ What it's like 756 00:33:20,955 --> 00:33:22,652 [knocking] 757 00:33:22,696 --> 00:33:24,045 ♪ You and me 758 00:33:24,089 --> 00:33:26,134 ♪ 759 00:33:26,178 --> 00:33:28,397 ♪ You and I 760 00:33:28,441 --> 00:33:31,009 ♪ Underneath 761 00:33:31,052 --> 00:33:32,836 - Can I come in? 762 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,143 - ♪ The night sky 763 00:33:35,187 --> 00:33:38,364 ♪ You and me 764 00:33:38,407 --> 00:33:41,062 ♪ You and I 765 00:33:41,106 --> 00:33:48,330 ♪ 766 00:33:49,592 --> 00:33:51,638 - [sighs] 767 00:33:54,771 --> 00:33:57,165 I owe you an apology. 768 00:33:57,209 --> 00:33:59,515 You were right. 769 00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:02,040 About Peach's douche bag agent, 770 00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:03,345 about Peach. 771 00:34:03,389 --> 00:34:05,869 - I told you so, I told you so. 772 00:34:05,913 --> 00:34:09,482 I'm so sorry. 773 00:34:09,525 --> 00:34:12,180 - How do you see things so clearly? 774 00:34:12,224 --> 00:34:16,141 I mean, things I can't even see for myself? 775 00:34:16,184 --> 00:34:19,231 Oh, you must hate me. 776 00:34:19,274 --> 00:34:22,538 - Are you kidding? I loathe you. 777 00:34:22,582 --> 00:34:25,498 Get out of here, you trash goblin! 778 00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:27,717 - [laughs] Whatever. 779 00:34:27,761 --> 00:34:29,154 This place is a dump. 780 00:34:29,197 --> 00:34:30,242 - Oh, is it honesty o'clock? 781 00:34:30,285 --> 00:34:31,460 Because I've been saving up 782 00:34:31,504 --> 00:34:33,158 some intense constructive criticism. 783 00:34:33,201 --> 00:34:34,550 - No, no, no, no, I can't handle it. 784 00:34:34,594 --> 00:34:38,380 Back to secrets and lies, please. 785 00:34:38,424 --> 00:34:41,035 - ♪ It'll come right back to you ♪ 786 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,255 [phone buzzes] 787 00:34:47,607 --> 00:34:50,784 - Oh, ignore that. - You think? 788 00:34:54,266 --> 00:34:55,702 [phone buzzes] 789 00:34:55,745 --> 00:34:57,617 I'm sorry, this is gonna keep happening. 790 00:34:57,660 --> 00:35:00,141 She needs to get the message now. 791 00:35:01,969 --> 00:35:05,146 You need to stop calling me. 792 00:35:05,190 --> 00:35:06,582 Peach? 793 00:35:06,626 --> 00:35:11,544 - I just wanted to say you're right. 794 00:35:11,587 --> 00:35:15,025 I'm a bitch. I'm sorry. 795 00:35:15,069 --> 00:35:16,679 - Peach? What's going on. 796 00:35:16,723 --> 00:35:18,768 - Nothing, I just... 797 00:35:18,812 --> 00:35:20,727 took some pills. 798 00:35:20,770 --> 00:35:23,208 - Which pills? 799 00:35:23,251 --> 00:35:24,426 - All of them. 800 00:35:24,470 --> 00:35:26,733 [tense music] 801 00:35:26,776 --> 00:35:27,864 - Peach? 802 00:35:27,908 --> 00:35:29,649 ♪ 803 00:35:33,435 --> 00:35:35,742 - Peach! Peach! 804 00:35:35,785 --> 00:35:37,744 Peach? 805 00:35:37,787 --> 00:35:39,702 Oh, no. 806 00:35:39,746 --> 00:35:41,617 Joe, I need towels and-- 807 00:35:41,661 --> 00:35:44,794 and there's a Naloxone spray in the guest bathroom. 808 00:35:44,838 --> 00:35:47,188 - Which one is that? - It's downstairs. 809 00:35:47,232 --> 00:35:50,191 [tense music] 810 00:35:50,235 --> 00:35:57,503 ♪ 811 00:36:05,337 --> 00:36:11,212 That's good, get it all out. 812 00:36:11,256 --> 00:36:12,996 Where's, uh-- where's the nasal spray? 813 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,650 - Oh, shit, it must have come out in the hallway. 814 00:36:14,694 --> 00:36:16,261 - It's fine, it's fine, I'll get it. 815 00:36:16,304 --> 00:36:18,263 - You sure? - Yeah. 816 00:36:18,306 --> 00:36:24,007 ♪ 817 00:36:24,051 --> 00:36:28,011 - No way. Peach logged her own suicide? 818 00:36:28,055 --> 00:36:32,233 200 milligrams Ibuprofen, 15 milligrams Wellbutrin. 819 00:36:32,277 --> 00:36:33,756 There isn't enough in her system 820 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,106 for a light buzz, let alone an OD. 821 00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:40,285 - I see you spying, Joseph. 822 00:36:40,328 --> 00:36:43,244 You can't prove I wrote it all down. 823 00:36:44,985 --> 00:36:47,030 - Jesus, Beck. 824 00:36:47,074 --> 00:36:49,685 This whole thing is an act. 825 00:36:49,729 --> 00:36:52,862 A trap. Tell me you see it. 826 00:36:52,906 --> 00:36:54,255 I'll call the hospital. 827 00:36:54,299 --> 00:36:58,085 - No, they'll put a 72-hour hold on me. 828 00:36:58,128 --> 00:36:59,434 I'll be committed. 829 00:36:59,478 --> 00:37:01,741 - Exactly. 830 00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:10,358 Beck, if this is real, she needs to go to a hospital. 831 00:37:10,402 --> 00:37:12,621 - If this is real? 832 00:37:14,623 --> 00:37:17,626 Did you even try to find the Naloxone? 833 00:37:19,672 --> 00:37:21,717 Joseph. 834 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:30,117 - Joe, will you wait outside? 835 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,380 - Yeah. 836 00:37:37,385 --> 00:37:40,475 - Thank you for saving me. 837 00:37:40,519 --> 00:37:42,912 - Joe does have a point. 838 00:37:42,956 --> 00:37:45,567 You should get a check-up. 839 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:54,315 - What if instead you just stay the night, 840 00:37:54,359 --> 00:37:56,839 just in case anything happens. 841 00:37:56,883 --> 00:37:59,842 - Whatever you need. 842 00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:15,031 - Beck, what I said about her faking it-- 843 00:38:15,075 --> 00:38:18,948 - Oh, please, Joe, stop. She could have died. 844 00:38:18,992 --> 00:38:20,341 - We're not that lucky. 845 00:38:20,385 --> 00:38:22,300 You two had one fight. 846 00:38:22,343 --> 00:38:24,127 She tries to off herself like that? 847 00:38:24,171 --> 00:38:25,738 It doesn't add up. 848 00:38:25,781 --> 00:38:27,566 - This isn't the first time 849 00:38:27,609 --> 00:38:30,046 Peach has tried to kill herself. 850 00:38:30,090 --> 00:38:32,005 - You're kidding. 851 00:38:32,048 --> 00:38:34,007 - I've talked her off of a ledge more times 852 00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:35,965 than I can count. 853 00:38:36,009 --> 00:38:41,971 So when she needs me, she really needs me. 854 00:38:42,015 --> 00:38:44,974 [somber music] 855 00:38:45,018 --> 00:38:49,196 ♪ 856 00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:50,937 - I understand. 857 00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:54,288 I understand that I'm too late. 858 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:57,030 There's too much history. 859 00:39:03,819 --> 00:39:07,301 I understand, without a shadow of a doubt, 860 00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:09,303 Peach wins. 861 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:13,612 ♪ 862 00:39:19,052 --> 00:39:21,402 How is a normal guy supposed to compete 863 00:39:21,446 --> 00:39:23,491 with a rich, unstable stalker, 864 00:39:23,535 --> 00:39:25,319 who would rather fake her own suicide 865 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,147 than be apart from you? 866 00:39:27,190 --> 00:39:31,760 Your whole life is braided with Peach's, inseparable, 867 00:39:31,804 --> 00:39:33,980 now and forever, until she drags you 868 00:39:34,023 --> 00:39:37,026 into her own personal Grey Gardens. 869 00:39:37,070 --> 00:39:40,334 Right now she's probably sinking her claws deeper. 870 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:47,559 ♪ 871 00:39:55,175 --> 00:39:58,178 [loud clatter] 872 00:39:58,221 --> 00:40:01,137 - You can't do anything! Are you listening to me? 873 00:40:01,181 --> 00:40:04,271 You think wrecking this place is going to solve our problems? 874 00:40:04,314 --> 00:40:06,621 - Are you high again? 875 00:40:06,665 --> 00:40:08,623 [shouting continues indistinctly] 876 00:40:08,667 --> 00:40:15,935 ♪ 877 00:40:20,548 --> 00:40:24,247 - Another person I failed to help. 878 00:40:24,291 --> 00:40:27,033 I thought I could better myself for you. 879 00:40:27,076 --> 00:40:28,513 I couldn't. 880 00:40:28,556 --> 00:40:31,341 - ♪ When you make your mistakes ♪ 881 00:40:31,385 --> 00:40:33,692 ♪ Oh the hunter you see 882 00:40:33,735 --> 00:40:35,911 - I tried to be the perfect boyfriend, 883 00:40:35,955 --> 00:40:37,696 the perfect friend to your friends, 884 00:40:37,739 --> 00:40:41,569 and it wasn't enough, so to hell with it. 885 00:40:41,613 --> 00:40:43,136 It's freeing, in a way, 886 00:40:43,179 --> 00:40:46,182 to know so definitively where I stand, 887 00:40:46,226 --> 00:40:47,836 where you stand, 888 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:52,319 to know for certain what I have to do to protect you. 889 00:40:52,362 --> 00:40:56,236 And just like that everything clicks into place. 890 00:40:56,279 --> 00:41:00,370 My feet, runner's high, it is pretty great, 891 00:41:00,414 --> 00:41:04,810 and I remember this is why I took up jogging. 892 00:41:12,121 --> 00:41:13,906 - ♪ You must run and hide 893 00:41:13,949 --> 00:41:16,474 ♪ For the hunter he seeks 894 00:41:16,517 --> 00:41:19,215 ♪ With his devilish pride... 895 00:41:19,259 --> 00:41:22,218 [tense music] 896 00:41:22,262 --> 00:41:23,350 ♪ 897 00:41:23,393 --> 00:41:25,526 - Uh oh. She's dead. 898 00:41:25,570 --> 00:41:28,573 Of course she's dead, she fell. 899 00:41:28,616 --> 00:41:31,271 That's right, she fell. 900 00:41:33,055 --> 00:41:34,709 An accident. 901 00:41:34,753 --> 00:41:36,319 Happens all the time, she was running and she fell 902 00:41:36,363 --> 00:41:38,017 into a rock, over and over again. 903 00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:39,540 Okay, let's be real, she was attacked. 904 00:41:39,584 --> 00:41:41,063 Someone attacked her, 905 00:41:41,107 --> 00:41:42,674 but maybe they had a good reason, right? 906 00:41:42,717 --> 00:41:44,327 You ever think of that, detective? 907 00:41:44,371 --> 00:41:45,981 Shit! Detectives are real, and DNA is a thing, 908 00:41:46,025 --> 00:41:47,766 and I just hit the girl with a rock. 909 00:41:47,809 --> 00:41:49,550 God, the sound, I would never hurt a woman. 910 00:41:49,594 --> 00:41:52,510 But she, she was at a dangerous, flesh-hungry harpy. 911 00:41:52,553 --> 00:41:54,163 She forced my hand. 912 00:41:54,207 --> 00:41:56,122 That's on her and her family for screwing her up. 913 00:41:56,165 --> 00:41:58,124 I had to, Beck. I had to. 914 00:41:58,167 --> 00:42:00,518 I knew you'd never forgive me, but she gave me no choice. 915 00:42:00,561 --> 00:42:02,824 I'm not a bad person. She was going to ruin you. 916 00:42:02,868 --> 00:42:05,218 But you're safe now, thanks to me. 917 00:42:05,261 --> 00:42:07,220 I just want you to live your best life. 918 00:42:07,263 --> 00:42:09,309 It's brave, what I do for you. It's not easy, it's hard. 919 00:42:09,352 --> 00:42:12,051 Sometimes it makes me sick. I'm brave. 920 00:42:12,094 --> 00:42:13,705 How many guys are willing to do anything 921 00:42:13,748 --> 00:42:15,141 for the person they love? 922 00:42:15,184 --> 00:42:17,360 Honestly, Beck, you're lucky to have me. 923 00:42:17,404 --> 00:42:19,928 [tense music] 924 00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:27,545 It's over. What's done is done, 925 00:42:27,588 --> 00:42:32,767 and now there's nothing standing between me and--Paco. 926 00:42:32,811 --> 00:42:35,683 Paco, what did you do? 927 00:42:35,727 --> 00:42:37,424 - I couldn't take another night. 928 00:42:37,467 --> 00:42:40,035 I didn't know how many sleeping pills would knock him out. 929 00:42:40,079 --> 00:42:42,168 - Well, Beck, you asked me to help Paco, 930 00:42:42,211 --> 00:42:44,213 but turns out you're going to save him because 931 00:42:44,257 --> 00:42:46,172 it's thanks to you that I know exactly what to do. 932 00:42:46,215 --> 00:42:48,478 We need towels, and does your mom have any Naloxone? 933 00:42:48,522 --> 00:42:51,264 It would be in the bathroom cabinet, a nasal spray, fast. 934 00:42:51,307 --> 00:42:52,700 - Do I call 911? 935 00:42:52,744 --> 00:42:55,181 - No, not if you want to see your mother again. 936 00:42:55,224 --> 00:42:58,184 [tense music] 937 00:42:58,227 --> 00:43:05,278 ♪ 938 00:43:06,801 --> 00:43:09,064 - [retching, coughing] 939 00:43:20,946 --> 00:43:22,687 You freak. You freak. 940 00:43:22,730 --> 00:43:29,955 ♪ 941 00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:55,241 [door slams] 942 00:43:55,284 --> 00:43:59,985 - The universe has a funny way of keeping us humble. 943 00:44:00,028 --> 00:44:02,552 That beating was karmic, I know it. 944 00:44:02,596 --> 00:44:04,119 [phone buzzes] 945 00:44:04,163 --> 00:44:07,949 I did a bad thing today, but for a good reason, 946 00:44:07,993 --> 00:44:11,213 and if there's any justice in the world 947 00:44:11,257 --> 00:44:15,740 you are the reward for all my suffering. 948 00:44:17,437 --> 00:44:19,439 Hey you. 949 00:44:19,482 --> 00:44:21,571 - Oh, Joe, thank God. 950 00:44:21,615 --> 00:44:25,880 Peach was attacked in Central Park in broad daylight. 951 00:44:25,924 --> 00:44:29,231 I'm headed to the ER now. 952 00:44:29,275 --> 00:44:31,320 - She's alive?