1 00:00:18,059 --> 00:00:19,310 Previously on 2 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:21,521 I need to look at particular people on particular dates. 3 00:00:21,604 --> 00:00:24,983 I know Theo has a crush on me. I could pretend like he had a chance. 4 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:28,611 Love's first husband asked for a divorce. Next thing you know, he was dead. 5 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:31,489 Look at you, making the world more beautiful. 6 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:35,160 I won't let her hurt you, Marienne. I will stay ahead of her this time. 7 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:36,661 Cary and I are polyamorous. 8 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:40,498 And we would love to take our relationship to a new level. 9 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:43,293 Sherry and Cary would be a safe first try. 10 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:46,546 Opening our marriage? This loophole cannot be falling into my lap. 11 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:48,214 No idea is too crazy. 12 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,175 For you. 13 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,932 Here's the thing, Marienne, 14 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:02,062 I'm a monogamist. Some might even say a serial monogamist. 15 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:06,566 So imagine my surprise when my wife suggested we read up on polyamory, 16 00:01:06,649 --> 00:01:10,445 aka swinging, aka the lifestyle, 17 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:13,573 aka a flatlining marriage's dying gasp. 18 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:15,033 Is it mortifying? 19 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:19,412 Well... 20 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:21,831 "Happily ever after is a myth 21 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,708 because people are not static. 22 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:27,545 Our partners do not owe us a guarantee that they will never change." 23 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:31,174 Okay. It's not crazy. 24 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:34,010 I'm gonna go check on Henry. I think he'll wake up soon. 25 00:01:36,304 --> 00:01:39,474 I'm leaving out the part where if your marriage isn't on rock-solid footing, 26 00:01:39,557 --> 00:01:42,185 swinging is all but guaranteed to nuke it, 27 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:44,646 aka the dream. 28 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:50,944 Still, after my conversation with Dottie about the fate of Love's first husband, 29 00:01:51,027 --> 00:01:52,821 I need to tread lightly. 30 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:56,449 Be game but not too. Make it all her idea. 31 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:13,550 The Love I first met was a free spirit. 32 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:17,345 Reality has disappointed her since we moved to Madre Linda. 33 00:02:17,428 --> 00:02:22,976 I can make it easy to leave me, no hard feelings, to go follow her bliss. 34 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:26,271 I learned a new word. "Compersion." 35 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:27,397 Yeah? 36 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:33,111 Vicarious joy from seeing your partner have joyful sexual relations with another. 37 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:34,696 Hm. 38 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:41,035 I don't know if this is a good idea. 39 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:42,620 Shit. Too game. 40 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:45,081 I'm not sure we're in a solid enough place. 41 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,292 Okay, back off for a while. 42 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:50,962 Can I ask you something? 43 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:55,341 Did you and James ever do anything like this? 44 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:58,887 No, he wasn't much of a risk taker. 45 00:02:59,637 --> 00:03:00,555 Plus... 46 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:03,975 we weren't very far into our marriage when... 47 00:03:04,058 --> 00:03:07,979 -Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to ask. -No, it's fine. 48 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:10,440 James didn't really know what he wanted. 49 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:13,568 We were planning on having a baby, 50 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:16,154 and he got cold feet. 51 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:19,032 And then he got sick, 52 00:03:19,824 --> 00:03:23,828 which was obviously very scary. 53 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:26,164 But he used it like a shield. 54 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:31,169 And I wasn't, like, allowed to be mad. Ever. 55 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:32,754 I'm so sorry. 56 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:35,340 That my wife almost definitely murdered her first husband. 57 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:36,925 It's fine. 58 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,927 -I probably sound like an asshole. -No. 59 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:39,969 Worse. 60 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,555 James let himself become the villain of their story. 61 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:45,183 I cannot be the villain of ours. 62 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:46,100 Listen. 63 00:03:46,851 --> 00:03:50,897 I'm not going anywhere. Let's not rush this swinging thing. 64 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:51,898 It just-- 65 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:55,360 It isn't me. 66 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,111 It isn't us. 67 00:03:57,820 --> 00:04:00,740 Which is exactly why we're going to do it. 68 00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:10,583 Hey, Dante. You got a sec? 69 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,168 Hey, yeah. What's up? 70 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,086 Well... 71 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:17,340 If you don't mind me asking, you and Lansing, 72 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:20,343 you guys have been together for how long? 73 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:21,511 Let's see. 74 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:25,848 We met when Lansing's boys were 3. So 13 years. 75 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,434 Stop me if this is too personal. 76 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,563 Have you two always been monogamous? 77 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:35,066 Are you asking because I'm gay? 78 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:38,278 Oh, no. No, no, no. I-- 79 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:40,488 I'm fucking with you. 80 00:04:42,156 --> 00:04:44,784 And the answer is, technically, no. 81 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:45,910 Technically? 82 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:47,745 We tried a threesome once. 83 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:50,957 We'd been married a year and our lives were just work, 84 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:52,709 kids, eat, sleep, repeat. 85 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:56,671 -But Lansing wanted to spice things up. -How'd he convince you? 86 00:04:56,754 --> 00:04:57,672 Didn't have to. 87 00:04:58,464 --> 00:04:59,590 I love him so much. 88 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:03,803 I thought if this is what he wanted, I should at least try it. 89 00:05:03,886 --> 00:05:06,806 Just got off the phone with Amy Woodruff. 90 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:09,225 That name is familiar because...? 91 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:12,228 She edited every children's book I'm obsessed with. 92 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,855 -Great. -Oh, that's cool. 93 00:05:13,938 --> 00:05:15,940 She was calling to congratulate me 94 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:18,943 on being a finalist in her imprint's illustration contest... 95 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:21,946 -Congratulations. -...which I did not submit for. 96 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:25,992 But I seem to recall mentioning to you. 97 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:29,370 Yeah, yeah. Guilty, I... 98 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:31,831 I knew you wanted to submit, so-- 99 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:33,166 Dante give us a sec. 100 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:40,423 Was I not clear? You're a married man, we are not a thing. 101 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:43,092 No, we're friends. That's it. But you missed the deadline 102 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,094 -for the last submission. -I did. 103 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:49,557 Knowing how much you beat yourself up over that, I just-- 104 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:52,018 Decided to do it for me? 105 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:54,187 I decided to help because I knew you would win. 106 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:56,439 The world should see your work. 107 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:59,692 They're my deadlines to miss. 108 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,696 Yeah, message received. 109 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:09,243 You're right. Listen, I'm not the type of guy to go around sticking my nose in, 110 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:11,788 so I'm sorry. 111 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,206 Good. 112 00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:19,462 -Can I go back to being excited now? -Please. 113 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:25,635 Um, I've gotta... 114 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:27,220 -Fuck. Of course. -Yep. 115 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:29,847 Great. It's Madre Linda's most respected drug fiend. 116 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:33,434 Your custody hearing is approaching and suddenly I'm seeing a lot more of him. 117 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:36,729 -Hi, Ryan. -Well, you're in a good mood. 118 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:40,149 Yeah, it's, um, been nice having Juliette. 119 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,818 Smart to keep good news from him. 120 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:44,320 -So you ready for that thing on Friday? -That thing? 121 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:48,449 Where you convince a judge that you're not using our daughter to punish me? 122 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:50,368 I would've rather worked things out like adults. 123 00:06:50,451 --> 00:06:52,662 I thought that's what we were doing. 124 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,790 Juliette, time to go. 125 00:06:55,873 --> 00:06:57,583 -Already? -Don't argue. 126 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:01,212 Let me help you, baby. 127 00:07:01,712 --> 00:07:03,214 This is hard on your daughter. 128 00:07:03,297 --> 00:07:06,426 I wish I could fix it. I wanna fix everything for you. 129 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:08,553 -Did you have fun? All right. -Mm-hm. 130 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:18,479 Henry's down for the night. 131 00:07:22,191 --> 00:07:23,025 Hey. 132 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:26,404 Come to bed. 133 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:29,949 Mm. Trying to reignite the spark, 134 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:33,035 and my move here is make it not so easy. 135 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:45,673 Sorry. 136 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:48,718 Long day. 137 00:07:50,344 --> 00:07:51,179 Okay. 138 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,851 -How are we gonna get back to us? -Love, I'm just tired. 139 00:07:56,934 --> 00:07:58,269 Yeah. Or bored. 140 00:07:58,352 --> 00:08:00,062 So far, so good. 141 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:02,356 -No, I'm-- No, I-- -Maybe that's... 142 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,942 just what marriage does. 143 00:08:05,526 --> 00:08:07,612 You know, I love us. 144 00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:12,158 It's-- But it's-- It's known. You know, I want a secret. 145 00:08:12,241 --> 00:08:13,493 I wanna still be fun. 146 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,786 -You are fun. -No, I mean, like, wild. 147 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,581 Like, you remember those first few months we-- 148 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:22,251 -You know? -Yeah. 149 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:25,463 And now that's just over? 150 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:30,051 Because I'm a mom and a wife, 151 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:31,886 I can't be...? 152 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:35,681 Be honest. 153 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:39,810 Don't Sherry and Cary seem more interesting 154 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:41,646 now that we know they swing? 155 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:45,441 -I thought you didn't want to. -I don't know what I want. 156 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,401 I got married so young. 157 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:50,363 There's a lot of things I never got to try. 158 00:08:50,446 --> 00:08:56,285 Well, the last thing I wanna do is stand between you and anything you want. 159 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,454 I have to guide her. Gently. 160 00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:02,166 Do you have any fantasies? 161 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:07,088 Like, did you ever experiment? 162 00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:11,300 Okay, I made out drunkenly with my college roommate, you know... 163 00:09:12,468 --> 00:09:14,095 -Total cliché. -Total. 164 00:09:14,762 --> 00:09:15,972 See. Boring. 165 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:18,975 No, I'm kidding. I haven't done any experimenting either. 166 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:21,060 -So you've never had a threesome? -No. 167 00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:24,647 Unless you count under the bed with Peach Salinger and her drug dealer. 168 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:25,940 You ever kiss a guy? 169 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:29,193 Would you? 170 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:34,323 Under the right circumstances, I don't see why not. 171 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:39,161 Wow. Yeah, this is just fun to talk about. 172 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,663 Time to move to the next step. 173 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:46,335 In all honesty, reading books is great. But it does somehow feel clinical. 174 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,755 We could talk to the experts. 175 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:50,715 Bull's-eye. 176 00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:54,135 I'm sure Sherry and Cary would be happy to give us a walk-through. 177 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:56,429 I know you're not Sherry's biggest fan. 178 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:58,014 I'd rather fuck a cactus. 179 00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:00,766 We're talking strictly physical, right? 180 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:04,979 It would be with Cary. Also strictly physical. 181 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:07,565 Yeah, I'm not threatened by Cary in the slightest. 182 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:11,402 -We would just be asking them questions. -Yeah, we're not committing to anything. 183 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:14,530 The nondisclosure is mandatory. 184 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,825 It's standard practice in a community as tight-knit as ours. 185 00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:19,744 So do you do a lot of these? 186 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:23,080 Can't confirm or deny but, I mean, 187 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:27,877 everyone in Madre Linda has tried the lifestyle at some point. 188 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:32,089 Huh. The burbs are even more miserable than I thought. 189 00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:35,092 Um-- I, um... 190 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:40,598 Aw, damn you. 191 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:44,018 Oh, yeah, those look worth fucking my glycemic variability for. 192 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:45,645 Okay. Well... 193 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:48,356 -Mm. -Here you go. 194 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:04,955 So, when you started the lifestyle, were you two already in a good place? 195 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:08,626 Not as good as we are now. 196 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:14,548 Our marriage grew rock solid through these little trust falls. 197 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,342 We can take you through a Q and A. 198 00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:19,428 You know, no "presh," you'll see, the whole thing, it's very... 199 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,056 You're in control. 200 00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:24,058 Great. Okay. 201 00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:27,937 So let's just get started. Obviously, STIs we should know about? 202 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,605 -No. -Good. 203 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,732 Love, let's talk menstruation. 204 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,402 Um, I'm not due for another three weeks. 205 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:35,653 Cycle twins. 206 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,824 And our kids are at camp through August. 207 00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:42,243 Okay, well, we-- 208 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,995 We have a great babysitter. 209 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:49,083 Henry could stay the night there if, you know... 210 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:51,961 Suddenly this feels real. They really are pros. 211 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:55,756 Well, let's get to the fun stuff. What are you comfy with? 212 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,551 Joe, start with an easy one. 213 00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:02,263 Are you good with Love and I getting physical? 214 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:04,348 Yeah. 215 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,767 Girl-on-girl, usually a given. 216 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:07,893 Love and Cary. 217 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,855 I couldn't care less but can't appear too game. 218 00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:12,440 I mean... 219 00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:15,609 I trust you. 220 00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:21,198 Love, are you good with Joe and Cary fooling around? 221 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,116 Sure. 222 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,160 But-- Are you...? 223 00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:29,915 For the public, the brand is conventional monogamy. 224 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:34,837 Some don't understand that a bisexual man is a truly optimized man. 225 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:40,217 Okay, I can keep an open mind. 226 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:43,471 For you, Marienne, I will walk through fire. 227 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:45,723 -What about Joe and me? -Seeing as Love killed 228 00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:47,892 -the last woman I almost slept with... -That's a no. 229 00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:50,603 -It's fine by me. What do you mean? -I... 230 00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:52,688 -Do you not want to? -No, no, no. I thought-- 231 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:53,898 Why? 232 00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:57,109 -Because... -Okay. Moving too fast. 233 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,779 -Yeah. -Oh, what's happening? 234 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,822 We've been doing this a while, 235 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:04,200 and we can tell when a foundation's a little shaky. 236 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:07,411 No shame, it's just you two are so... 237 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:10,706 young. 238 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,502 Hit us up if you get on the same page. 239 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:21,217 -What the fuck just happened? -A major setback. 240 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:23,719 Miss Bellamy. 241 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:28,057 Let's talk about your day-to-day routine with visitation. 242 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,100 Who prepares your child's meals? 243 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:35,147 When Juliette's with me, I do. When she's with Ryan, his mother does. 244 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:38,442 'Cause Juliette loves the taste of unseasoned chicken. 245 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:41,362 Even when you're practicing for court, you're still delightful. 246 00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:44,281 Excellent. Don't say that last part. 247 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:47,117 How would you describe your recovery from addiction? 248 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:51,330 -Well, I have my weekly meetings... -Nope. In the four years since. 249 00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:54,041 -Give me a second. -She's doing really well. 250 00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:55,459 She needs to be perfect. 251 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,920 I stand before you with an Ivy League education 252 00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,797 and two successful stepsons. 253 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:03,050 We have been trying to adopt for three years. 254 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,094 There's always a snag. 255 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,512 I'm being hard on you 256 00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:10,224 -because I know what you're up against. -I know. I'm trying, I just... 257 00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,685 The fucker is plotting something, and I can feel it. 258 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,855 We'll get there. Keep practicing. 259 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:18,941 Thank you, Dante. 260 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:23,404 And I gotta go give Charlie his lunch break. 261 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:31,245 -Can I actually talk to you for a second? -Yeah. 262 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:42,673 So I know it's a lot to ask, 263 00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:47,094 but it would mean so much to me if you would be a character witness 264 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,053 at my hearing? 265 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:51,473 Of course. You're an incredible asset to the library. 266 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,933 Cool. Great. Thanks. 267 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:57,855 But I actually need you to play up the whole kick-ass mom thing. 268 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:02,276 I will character witness the motherly living shit out of you. 269 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:03,277 Thank you. 270 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,579 Um... 271 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,167 Yeah, thank you. Uh-- 272 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,379 That was hope. 273 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,131 The least I can do... 274 00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,384 is hasten the end of my marriage. 275 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,396 Speak of the devil. 276 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,657 I guess we're having fun now. 277 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:56,121 The swinging book say to test your comfort by role-playing little scenarios. 278 00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,499 Okay, here we go. 279 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:01,919 The fuck? 280 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:06,173 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That's my bad. 281 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:13,180 You know, it's-- It's not the most subtle come-here of my life, 282 00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:16,767 but I'm really-- I'm not complaining about it. 283 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:21,480 I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't even see you there. 284 00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:24,400 Role-playing gets complicated fast, evidently. 285 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:28,445 I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't mean to throw this over here. 286 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:29,947 -Um... 287 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,951 I saw Joe's car in the driveway. 288 00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:34,868 Yeah. 289 00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:37,663 He's taking a nap. 290 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,460 I know-- I know I should be chill but, like... 291 00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:45,087 Theo. 292 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:48,590 Oh. 293 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:54,430 You know, actually, Joe-- That's Joe. He's awake. 294 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,184 And he's watching us. 295 00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:05,149 Well, then we better behave. 296 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:07,443 Right. 297 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:10,821 Wait, um, the-- 298 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:12,698 Your dad. The office? 299 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:15,868 Yeah, I don't know. It's like-- It's impossible. 300 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:17,411 Okay. 301 00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,581 But I'll figure it out. 302 00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:22,708 I will. 303 00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,044 Okay. 304 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,088 You're the best. 305 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,387 Fucking creep show. 306 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,235 Theo's still circling Matthew, but he'll get there. 307 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,029 I gathered. 308 00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:53,113 Did you? 309 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:54,865 Yeah. 310 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,992 How did that make you feel? 311 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:00,537 Jealous? 312 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,000 A large amount of nothing. However... 313 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,460 Possessive. 314 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:08,629 Yeah? 315 00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:11,548 My wife needs to feel like mildly transgressing 316 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,967 with that idiot rich kid did the trick. 317 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,767 She's not a boring, tired suburban mom. 318 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,356 She's fun. Wild. 319 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:31,568 Still the Love Quinn who flirts with strangers in the produce section. 320 00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:40,285 Which is why I'm going to satisfy her as only someone who knows her can. 321 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,125 Safe. Reliable. 322 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,377 We can do anything together. 323 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,683 Satisfied but still hungry. 324 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,399 I love you so much. 325 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,319 That felt safe? 326 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,155 So safe. 327 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,447 Solid. 328 00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:25,914 Do you think we're solid? I think we're solid. 329 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,252 -I mean, if you think we are... -Yeah. 330 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,296 You'll call the sitter? I'll text Sherry. 331 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,048 -Okay. -Okay. 332 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:05,495 -Theo. What happened? -The Wi-Fi went out. 333 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,122 -What? -The Wi-Fi went out. 334 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:12,711 Okay, it's probably a brownout. Just give it a minute. 335 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:19,134 Do you think it has to do with the dozens of servers you snuck into your office? 336 00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:25,515 Are you sleeping okay? Are you getting enough to eat? 337 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,517 Me? Yeah, I'm good. 338 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,436 -Okay. Good. -You? 339 00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:36,151 Uh... No. I'm-- Yeah, obviously, I'm-- 340 00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,405 A bit of a rabbit hole. I know. 341 00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:44,952 But if there's something-- If you wanna talk about... 342 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:51,750 Yeah, can we talk about how, like, people aren't built to live in an office? 343 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:57,297 Without, like, taking a walk or something, so their brain can air out. 344 00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,215 Right. 345 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,302 Do you wanna walk to Pobrecito's right now? 346 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,972 We could get some tacos. We could hang out. 347 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,391 Yeah, I know. I-- 348 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,560 Yeah, I'd love that. Um... 349 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:16,024 I gotta send this thing tonight though. 350 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:19,027 It's like-- It's a letter to the dean 351 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:22,698 asking if I can drop in on the classes that I'm missing. 352 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,117 -Really? That's great. -Yeah. I'm sorry. 353 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,077 I mean, I really-- I am hungry. 354 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,204 Well, no, no, that's great. 355 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,124 I'll bring you something back. What do you want? Al pastor? 356 00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:34,835 Yeah, yeah. That'd be great. Thanks, Dad. 357 00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:35,794 Sure. 358 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:49,391 Okay, okay, okay. 359 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:08,952 What the fuck? 360 00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:16,460 It's scary, isn't it? 361 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,004 What is this? 362 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:23,300 You planted cameras, like-- Like, all over town? 363 00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:26,720 No, no, no. They were there. I'm just accessing them. 364 00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:27,804 Accessing. But-- 365 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,641 You realize that this is domestic abuse, right? 366 00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:33,393 That you so casually access. 367 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:36,980 I wouldn't be looking at Love if she weren't connected to Natalie. 368 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:39,983 Or you. 369 00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:43,278 What's that supposed to mean? 370 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:45,405 You tell me. 371 00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:50,202 What is it you think you're doing with Love Quinn? 372 00:22:53,997 --> 00:22:55,832 -You spied on me? -I didn't spy on you. 373 00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:58,418 -What? You're accusing Love of murder? -No. 374 00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,380 I don't have proof yet. 375 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:05,384 But either way, she's a married woman with a baby living next door, 376 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:08,553 not to mention a husband hiding some anger management problem. 377 00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:11,223 -What do you care? -I care when you do stupid shit. 378 00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:12,724 Oh, that's ironic 379 00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:15,685 since I've been at your door, trying to get you to eat or sleep. 380 00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:19,356 And you've been fucking buried in here, obsessed, strung out 381 00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:23,485 -like some fucking QAnon nutjob. -You're acting like a stupid fucking brat! 382 00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:26,571 Just move on, okay? She's dead! She's dead! 383 00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,574 None of this is gonna bring her back. 384 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:34,538 Get out. 385 00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:37,916 -What? -You heard me. Pack your shit. 386 00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:39,668 You're going back to your mom's tomorrow. 387 00:23:40,627 --> 00:23:42,754 Get the fuck out now! 388 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:50,720 -Hey. -Hello. 389 00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:54,933 Cary's getting the rest of the things from the car. 390 00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:56,560 I'm afraid to ask, what things? 391 00:23:56,643 --> 00:23:58,520 Wow, Sherry you look amazing. 392 00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:01,064 I'm doing this for you. I'm doing this for you. 393 00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:05,569 Well, thanks again for hosting. This remodel will be my death. 394 00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:08,488 Elon's decorator is brilliant, but he's so slow. 395 00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:09,990 It's our pleasure. 396 00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:12,200 There's-- I made oysters. 397 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,744 Aphrodisiacs. Well played. 398 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,541 Ha, ha! 399 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,836 -Joe, Joe, Joe. -Are they moving in? 400 00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:24,921 Bring it in. 401 00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:31,761 Mm. Mm-mm-mm. 402 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,764 -Is that Bleu de Chanel? -No, Cary. It's soap. 403 00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:37,350 Love buys that stuff for me. So I... 404 00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:40,520 A man that doesn't wanna share his scent. Respect. 405 00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:43,315 I'm sorry, what is this music? 406 00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:46,568 -We'll need to change it stat. -Babe, I'm all over it. 407 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:49,488 -You do primary setup. -Primary? 408 00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:51,114 And your bedroom is...? 409 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,575 -It's upstairs. -But first... 410 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:59,372 To a night we won't forget. 411 00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:02,626 To a blame-free exit from this marriage. 412 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:12,093 I'd like to get this over with, but how do we get it started? 413 00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:17,807 Okay, let's loosen up a bit, shall we? 414 00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:19,226 I'll start. 415 00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:24,231 Disclosure, I can get quite vocal in the bedroom. 416 00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:26,566 Don't let it alarm you. 417 00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:30,737 She is a screamer, this one, okay? I mean, get ready. 418 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:33,782 Love. 419 00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:40,664 All right, everybody up. 420 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:42,541 Okay. 421 00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:46,836 Okay. Up, up, up. All right. Now, shake it out. 422 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,422 Oh, yeah. Full go. 423 00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:50,966 Total liberation. 424 00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:53,343 -I can feel it. -Get in your hips. 425 00:25:53,426 --> 00:25:55,387 Yes, you, let's do it over here. 426 00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:56,513 -Go. -Okay. 427 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:00,267 Okay, 428 00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:03,687 -let's hit this from a spiritual angle. -This is where they drop the act 429 00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:06,815 -and ask us to join their cult. -Look each other in the eyes. 430 00:26:10,151 --> 00:26:14,322 She's scared. This isn't her, but she desperately wants it to be. 431 00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:18,493 Now, if you ever get overwhelmed, just look at your partner. Connect. 432 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:23,039 At the end of the day, that's who you're here for. 433 00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,834 And if you feel too overwhelmed, just use the safe word: 434 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:28,920 Hakuna matata. 435 00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:31,006 Disney should sue these people. 436 00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:37,345 Okay. No more talk. Let's dance. 437 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:38,263 Love? 438 00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:41,224 Hey, you. 439 00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:59,326 There's the Love I remember, free, open. 440 00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:08,418 I couldn't be happier for-- Oh, there it is. Compersion. 441 00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:19,679 Come on. I wanna show you what I set up in the bedroom. 442 00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,473 And I'm officially terrified. 443 00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:32,817 I did say I'd endure torture for you. 444 00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:37,238 All right. Just remember, tonight is a marathon, it is not a sprint. 445 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,283 We have to have each other's backs. 446 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:41,618 I got you covered. 447 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,166 My magic potions. 448 00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:51,294 Stimulants, lab-grade shrooms, 449 00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:52,754 liquid downregulation, 450 00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:56,716 killer rest-and-recovery aid but strong as dick. 451 00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,595 I KO'd myself, like, six times before getting my dosage right. 452 00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:03,223 Yes. 453 00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:06,851 This boosts testosterone like a mofo. 454 00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:07,769 Okay. 455 00:28:12,315 --> 00:28:13,233 For you. 456 00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:17,070 Actually, I probably need it tonight. 457 00:28:18,446 --> 00:28:21,074 Okay. Down the hatch. 458 00:28:24,911 --> 00:28:25,745 Thattaboy. 459 00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:27,789 Now... 460 00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:32,585 allow me to introduce you to my ritual 461 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:34,587 for a night like tonight. 462 00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:45,348 Oh, ho-ho-ho. 463 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:47,267 Oh, Marienne. 464 00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:51,521 You are the only one who could make whatever's about to happen worthwhile. 465 00:28:56,484 --> 00:28:58,319 It's okay, you can look at it. 466 00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:01,948 Look at my dick. 467 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,369 Welcome to the real party, brother. 468 00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,047 So glad you're here. 469 00:29:26,055 --> 00:29:27,515 What the fuck is happening? 470 00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:39,819 If you don't wanna fuck yourself, 471 00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:42,822 how is someone else gonna wanna fuck you, my man? 472 00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:46,785 Oh, of course. Cary is Cary-sexual. 473 00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:52,123 Well, don't just stare. Grab a mirror, join in. 474 00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:55,168 My savior. 475 00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:57,212 Cary, you know what? This is our babysitter. 476 00:29:57,295 --> 00:30:01,508 -Real quick. Real quick, real quick. -Hey, we said no... phones. 477 00:30:03,384 --> 00:30:04,219 Hey. 478 00:30:05,678 --> 00:30:07,722 -Is everything okay? -I'm sorry. 479 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:11,184 I didn't know who else to call 'cause I have no friends because of him. 480 00:30:12,101 --> 00:30:12,936 Ryan? 481 00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:16,564 An anonymous e-mail went out to all of my contacts. 482 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:19,150 I know it was him because there were photos, 483 00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:24,614 -explicit photos that only he has and... -Oh, no. I know those photos. 484 00:30:24,697 --> 00:30:28,493 And one of the people he sent it to is Amy Woodruff, the editor, 485 00:30:28,576 --> 00:30:30,537 the children's book editor. 486 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:31,913 And... And... 487 00:30:33,414 --> 00:30:35,208 Now she'll never work with me. 488 00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:37,669 He is truly evil. 489 00:30:37,752 --> 00:30:39,045 I'm so sorry. 490 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,468 I knew he was up to something. 491 00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:49,597 He fucking gets off on this shit. 492 00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:59,190 The worst part about being married is that they actually know you so well 493 00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:01,651 that they can just use it for the rest of your life. 494 00:31:01,734 --> 00:31:03,862 Listen to me, those photos, 495 00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:07,824 I know, sane people know, Ryan weaponized them, 496 00:31:07,907 --> 00:31:12,871 and that makes him the bad guy and a disgusting excuse for a human being. 497 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:15,999 How am I supposed to look at him in court tomorrow? 498 00:31:16,082 --> 00:31:19,294 With pity. He's a piece of shit and you're gonna win. 499 00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:21,296 The rest... 500 00:31:22,213 --> 00:31:24,966 we'll figure out, okay? 501 00:31:27,468 --> 00:31:28,511 I'll help you, 502 00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:31,723 if and only if you ask me to, of course. 503 00:31:35,935 --> 00:31:37,020 Um... 504 00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:40,356 Do you wanna come over? 505 00:31:41,190 --> 00:31:42,191 I just... 506 00:31:43,359 --> 00:31:45,069 I could really use a friend. 507 00:31:46,112 --> 00:31:47,739 I'd give anything to. 508 00:31:47,822 --> 00:31:50,033 Joe, where the fuck are you, brother? 509 00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,411 I wish I could, but... 510 00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:56,414 No, no, no. It's okay. 511 00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:59,626 No, you've actually-- You've done enough. 512 00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:03,254 Thanks for answering, Goldberg. 513 00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:16,392 You missed the finale in there. Give it to me. 514 00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:19,437 This will go in the phone bowl downstairs with everybody else's. 515 00:32:21,522 --> 00:32:24,233 Well, it's go time. 516 00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:32,492 Oh, welcome back. 517 00:32:34,577 --> 00:32:35,745 I missed you. 518 00:32:35,828 --> 00:32:37,121 Someone's loose. 519 00:32:39,582 --> 00:32:42,168 -Are you okay? You still seem tense. -You think? 520 00:32:42,251 --> 00:32:45,171 -I'm good. No, I'm good. -He's just a little shy. 521 00:32:59,268 --> 00:33:02,772 Oh, okay, so this is really happening. 522 00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:08,194 Uh-- Mm. Ow. 523 00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:11,864 Watch. 524 00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:24,127 Is there something wrong? 525 00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:27,797 Are you okay with this? 526 00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:30,717 More than okay. 527 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,677 I'm embarrassed for us. 528 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:48,943 Ooh. 529 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,657 This is fine. This is great, even. 530 00:33:56,826 --> 00:33:59,662 Sorry to ask twice, but is there something wrong? 531 00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:02,248 Hey, sweetie, just wait for the pill to kick in. 532 00:34:02,331 --> 00:34:03,458 Oh, yeah. 533 00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:05,793 I'm not used to an audience, I think. 534 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:10,631 Oh, I get it. I get it. Just remember, look at your partner. 535 00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:14,010 -Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah, go. 536 00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:18,848 But I don't want Love, I don't want Sherry. 537 00:34:18,931 --> 00:34:22,852 I don't want any of this. All I want is you. 538 00:34:29,692 --> 00:34:31,152 There you are. 539 00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:32,945 There you are. 540 00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:41,287 I knew you'd come. 541 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:05,478 Big boy. 542 00:35:09,023 --> 00:35:09,941 Yes. 543 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:36,717 Hakuna matata! 544 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:38,719 -Gotta be fucking kidding me. -Fuck! 545 00:35:40,179 --> 00:35:44,100 -Fuck. Somehow I just became the bad guy. -No, it's okay. It's all right. 546 00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:50,690 Shit. 547 00:35:54,068 --> 00:35:56,696 I cannot let her blame me for this shit show. 548 00:36:02,451 --> 00:36:03,327 Hey. 549 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:08,958 What happened? 550 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:13,963 Who is she? 551 00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:17,133 Excuse me? 552 00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:22,138 Who were you thinking about just then? 553 00:36:23,055 --> 00:36:26,142 Nobody. Just you. It's always you. 554 00:36:26,225 --> 00:36:27,101 Bullshit. 555 00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:31,355 I know you, Joe. 556 00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:34,442 I know what I do will never be good enough for you. 557 00:36:37,069 --> 00:36:38,446 This was your idea. 558 00:36:38,529 --> 00:36:40,281 Well, I had to do something. 559 00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:41,282 Or what? 560 00:36:42,241 --> 00:36:45,328 Why do you act like I'm not all in? I am right here. 561 00:36:46,245 --> 00:36:48,247 All I do is worry about you. 562 00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:49,957 I don't need you to worry about me. 563 00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:53,211 I need your heart. 564 00:36:53,794 --> 00:36:56,464 -Henry needs your heart. -Leave Henry out of this. 565 00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:57,924 I can't, Joe. 566 00:36:58,966 --> 00:37:02,637 Unlike you, I have to be his mother 24/7. 567 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,223 In addition to running a fucking business, 568 00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:08,517 keeping this house together, dragging you to therapy, 569 00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:12,146 trying to be my sexiest self so you don't get bored and find another Natalie. 570 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:15,316 -Can you please lower your voice? -Why? You hate hearing the truth? 571 00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:19,695 -Our marriage is completely one-sided. -That is absurd. 572 00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:21,322 You made me kill her. 573 00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:23,741 In addition to being mother of the fucking year, 574 00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:26,452 I had to run interference on one of your fucking patterns! 575 00:37:26,535 --> 00:37:28,621 -I killed Natalie for you! -Shut... 576 00:37:29,872 --> 00:37:30,748 up. 577 00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:41,884 Was that...? 578 00:37:41,968 --> 00:37:43,219 Fuck me. 579 00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:45,846 Maybe they didn't hear anything. 580 00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:48,432 We have to know for sure. 581 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,144 Okay, well, 582 00:37:53,854 --> 00:37:56,357 Sherry has this tell when she's lying, she scratches her arm. 583 00:37:58,609 --> 00:37:59,944 I'll follow your lead. 584 00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:03,406 Okay. 585 00:38:15,334 --> 00:38:17,253 -There you are. -Hey. 586 00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:19,463 Take any longer, I'd have to shuck the corn again. 587 00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:23,676 I'm so sorry, guys. I just got in my head. 588 00:38:23,759 --> 00:38:25,052 I'm good now. 589 00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:28,347 I hope I didn't kill the vibe. 590 00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:31,058 Oh, my God, of course not. 591 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:34,020 -It's so easy to get overwhelmed. -Yeah. 592 00:38:34,103 --> 00:38:35,104 Yeah. 593 00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:36,856 Now... 594 00:38:39,775 --> 00:38:40,943 where were we? 595 00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:47,658 I just can't tell. 596 00:38:49,368 --> 00:38:50,453 Something wrong? 597 00:38:50,536 --> 00:38:55,124 Oh, I'm great. Why don't we get on the bed? 598 00:39:04,383 --> 00:39:05,259 Go. 599 00:39:09,847 --> 00:39:11,766 Hey, Sherry. 600 00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:23,694 I don't know what you think you heard... 601 00:39:26,155 --> 00:39:27,323 But we're... 602 00:39:35,247 --> 00:39:38,084 There you go. It's gonna end badly for Love too. 603 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:39,960 Sherry knows Krav Maga. 604 00:39:41,170 --> 00:39:42,338 Go to sleep, buddy. 605 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:18,582 Let me go! 606 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:22,044 No! No, please! No! God! 607 00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:23,754 That does not sound good. 608 00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:26,382 He could be at Matthew's by now. 609 00:40:37,893 --> 00:40:41,188 Guess I'm gonna use Cary's gift from the hunting trip after all. 610 00:40:57,121 --> 00:41:00,374 Cary, let's go back inside. We can talk about this. 611 00:41:06,213 --> 00:41:09,925 This is it. I never see you again. 612 00:41:11,218 --> 00:41:13,762 I get impaled, Love goes to prison. 613 00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:16,515 Henry grows up in the system. 614 00:41:20,060 --> 00:41:21,103 No. 615 00:42:47,439 --> 00:42:48,482 Are you okay? 616 00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:36,905 Holy fucking shit. 617 00:43:39,241 --> 00:43:41,243 I think that was the best sex we've ever had. 618 00:43:41,327 --> 00:43:43,579 Yes, it was. 619 00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:48,000 The spark our marriage needed doesn't come from swinging. 620 00:43:49,501 --> 00:43:51,754 Our love language is violence. 621 00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:08,103 Shit. 622 00:44:11,273 --> 00:44:14,902 -Hey. -What happened to the car? 623 00:44:16,278 --> 00:44:20,240 Love spilled fruit sauce. So I'm just getting it before it sets in. 624 00:44:20,324 --> 00:44:21,617 At 5 a.m.? 625 00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:24,328 Couldn't sleep. 626 00:44:24,411 --> 00:44:26,413 Doesn't look like he's gotten much either. 627 00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:27,498 You okay? 628 00:44:32,586 --> 00:44:33,796 What was that last night? 629 00:44:33,879 --> 00:44:37,257 Last night? Oh, we were-- I mean, were we that loud? 630 00:44:38,133 --> 00:44:41,637 We had a kid with a sitter, had a little fun. 631 00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:44,264 With the Conrads? I saw their car. 632 00:44:45,391 --> 00:44:48,227 Yeah, they were here for a second. Yeah. 633 00:44:48,310 --> 00:44:49,520 Oh. 634 00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:52,523 I thought I heard someone scream. 635 00:44:55,818 --> 00:45:00,823 It was drunken shenanigans. It was harmless, really. I'm embarrassed. 636 00:45:00,906 --> 00:45:02,908 Stupid fun, really. 637 00:45:02,991 --> 00:45:06,328 Yeah, you and your wife, Love. Just having fun. 638 00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:13,127 Yeah, again, I apologize if it disturbed you. 639 00:45:13,210 --> 00:45:16,130 We were saying we should have you over for dinner sometime soon. 640 00:45:16,213 --> 00:45:18,048 Yeah, real busy with work. But sometime. 641 00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:20,759 Sometime. 642 00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:53,500 I put my best friend... 643 00:45:55,043 --> 00:45:56,628 in a cage. 644 00:45:58,881 --> 00:46:00,340 Oh, my God. 645 00:46:02,551 --> 00:46:05,554 I am so grateful for you. 646 00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:10,225 I don't know anybody else who would understand. 647 00:46:11,226 --> 00:46:13,437 I don't know what I'd do without you. 648 00:46:21,653 --> 00:46:22,571 Okay. 649 00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:24,907 I'm gonna make breakfast 650 00:46:24,990 --> 00:46:29,411 and then I can contact Henry's sitter to see if they'll take him longer. 651 00:46:29,495 --> 00:46:31,163 We can just clean up. 652 00:46:31,246 --> 00:46:33,582 We'll go over there. We'll "good cop, bad cop" them. 653 00:46:33,665 --> 00:46:36,543 She's too good at this now. This should not be routine. 654 00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,587 We will get through this, okay? 655 00:46:38,670 --> 00:46:43,133 I don't want to, I want you-- Shit. Your custody hearing. 656 00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:45,093 Joe? 657 00:46:45,177 --> 00:46:49,598 I forgot, I promised to fill in for Dante. He's got a thing and I have to-- 658 00:46:49,681 --> 00:46:53,310 I'll be fast, meet you soon as I'm done. Don't do anything until I get there. 659 00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:58,941 -You are, as ever, an inspiration. -Thank you. 660 00:47:00,192 --> 00:47:01,777 Well, that happened. 661 00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:03,862 -You killed it. -You were so great. 662 00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:06,156 -Yeah? -Yeah. Flawless, unimpeachable. 663 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,367 Dare I say, unironically, mother of the year. 664 00:47:08,450 --> 00:47:11,161 I'm so glad you were here. Both of you. 665 00:47:12,746 --> 00:47:13,831 Thank you. 666 00:47:23,924 --> 00:47:25,259 What was that? 667 00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:28,512 Are Ryan and the judge friends? 668 00:47:32,224 --> 00:47:35,269 You were right. The system is rigged. 669 00:47:35,352 --> 00:47:37,604 Come on, Dante. We're gonna go. 670 00:47:39,189 --> 00:47:42,985 And as long as he's in the picture, you are always going to lose. 671 00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:53,078 Hey. You good? 672 00:47:54,454 --> 00:47:56,456 Yeah, I'm okay. What about--? 673 00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:59,668 Oh, they're-- They're just waking up. 674 00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:06,216 Hey. 675 00:48:08,051 --> 00:48:09,678 We're a team, okay? 676 00:48:11,346 --> 00:48:12,806 Till death do us part. 677 00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:16,393 Clearly, my plan has backfired. My wife seems more into me than ever. 678 00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:36,788 Swinging was supposed to be my marriage's dying gasp, not theirs. 679 00:48:39,207 --> 00:48:43,086 How the fuck are these two getting out of here alive?