1 00:00:17,976 --> 00:00:20,687 I've always believed in The One. 2 00:00:21,312 --> 00:00:23,356 That there's someone out there for me. 3 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:27,068 A perfect match, a soulmate. 4 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:30,572 -And for The One, I would do anything. 5 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:34,868 I've had my heart broken more than once. 6 00:00:34,951 --> 00:00:37,829 Rot in there, you psychotic asshole. 7 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:40,123 And things haven't always been easy in my life. 8 00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:42,667 What did you do? 9 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:50,258 But all that felt worth it when I met Love Quinn. 10 00:00:50,341 --> 00:00:51,468 I wolf you. 11 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:52,761 I loved her. 12 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:55,722 I embraced all of her, even the hard parts. 13 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:59,142 All you ever have to do is keep your brother safe. You failed. 14 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:03,563 But I was wrong... about Love. 15 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,776 Find a city. When you get there, I'll help you get legal ID, 16 00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:09,652 I will send you money, not abandon you. 17 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:10,612 Burn in hell. 18 00:01:10,695 --> 00:01:13,323 And by then, it was too late. 19 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:14,824 We can be together now. 20 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,326 I don't think we can. 21 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:19,704 -Really, really, truly. -No, I'm pregnant! 22 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:24,542 And then I realized who I really need to protect. 23 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:26,169 Our daughter. 24 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:28,838 For her, I moved to some soulless, 25 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,882 wealthy suburb outside San Francisco. 26 00:01:30,965 --> 00:01:33,968 For her, I'd marry the monster, her mother. 27 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:38,431 For her, I'd lock myself into this prison. 28 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:41,434 Not sure how I'm ever going to get us both out. 29 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:47,440 But there's one part of the old me I can't quite shake. 30 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,110 I still believe in The One. 31 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:55,907 That the right person is out there for me. 32 00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:05,834 I never thought to wonder what happens after boy gets girl. 33 00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:08,419 'Cause we know: 34 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:11,756 "And they lived happily ever after." 35 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,509 Fade to black, roll credits. 36 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:18,346 I should have asked more questions. 37 00:02:18,429 --> 00:02:21,474 'Cause I've been in some harrowing situations in my life. 38 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:23,351 -But this? 39 00:02:23,434 --> 00:02:26,312 I could really use a map. 40 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:28,231 Joe. Joe. 41 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,525 That's your cue. 42 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:33,194 It's time to cut the umbilical cord. 43 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:39,200 But I've forged my way in the dark before, I can do it now. 44 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:40,702 I have to. 45 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:43,663 To protect my daughter. 46 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:45,748 Congratulations, Dad. It's a boy. 47 00:02:48,751 --> 00:02:50,712 -It's a boy? -Hey. 48 00:02:50,795 --> 00:02:52,964 -Hi. -I'm fucked. 49 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:56,009 And so is he. 50 00:03:07,103 --> 00:03:10,690 -Careful. Careful. -And what's our future president's name? 51 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:12,525 Henry. 52 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,235 Does he have a middle name? 53 00:03:14,777 --> 00:03:17,363 Forty Quinn-Goldberg. 54 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,532 We were told it would be a girl. 55 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,284 Oh, probably just shy. 56 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:24,370 -Kept the goods hidden. -Karma. God owed us a boy. 57 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:28,291 As I was saying, fucked. 58 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,848 Now that the baby's here, 59 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:47,936 at least our white picket purgatory feels logical. 60 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:51,856 We moved to Madre Linda for the schools, after all. 61 00:03:52,815 --> 00:03:56,861 When that patented NorCal fog burns off, you can see for miles. 62 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:59,155 Miles of nosy neighbors, peering suspiciously 63 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,242 from behind lawn care equipment and video doorbells. 64 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:07,038 But, hey, safest neighborhood in the Golden State. 65 00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:09,666 And who wouldn't sell their soul for that? 66 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:12,794 We have everything. 67 00:04:12,877 --> 00:04:15,338 So he has everything. 68 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:19,467 The perfect family, funded by Quinn blood money. 69 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:21,594 We wanted to get here all on our own. 70 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:25,265 You compromise when you have to, when it's for them. 71 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:26,849 Welcome home, Forty. 72 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,893 Maybe we can use his real name. 73 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,065 We're a family. 74 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:38,903 Me, a boy and his mom, who is usually great 75 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:41,489 but occasionally murders people with her bare hands. 76 00:04:41,572 --> 00:04:42,949 What could go wrong? 77 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:49,789 We've barely left the house since that drive home from the hospital. 78 00:04:56,504 --> 00:05:00,800 I'd imagined parenthood would feel like an essay by Nicholson Baker. 79 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:04,387 Tiny moments made magnificent. 80 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:05,471 Yeah. 81 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:13,146 Or maybe a novel by Louisa May Alcott. 82 00:05:13,229 --> 00:05:16,983 Hard work but rewarding. Noble, even. 83 00:05:17,066 --> 00:05:19,027 -Go, go, go. -Okay, okay, okay. 84 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:31,789 Turns out, parenthood is Groundhog Day 85 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:33,875 as written by Jean-Paul Sartre. 86 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:37,545 Joe. 87 00:05:37,628 --> 00:05:39,630 Despite living in some Greek myth 88 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:43,259 about pushing a boulder of baby poop up a hill, 89 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:46,846 it's incredible, the urge to protect. 90 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:51,100 I feel it in my bones. I would do anything for him. 91 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,811 "I thought of Gatsby's wonder when he first picked out 92 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:55,813 the green light at the end of Daisy's dock. 93 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:59,025 He'd come a long way to this blue lawn, and it--" 94 00:06:02,111 --> 00:06:02,987 It's okay. 95 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:07,408 What I don't feel is connection. 96 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:12,747 The more I try to bond, the more he cries. 97 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:15,750 He knows we don't have it. 98 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,926 -You okay? -I'm fine. 99 00:06:25,009 --> 00:06:27,345 "I'm fine" is code for "nipples are bleeding, 100 00:06:27,428 --> 00:06:28,805 hormones still a mosh pit, 101 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:31,557 haven't slept in six months, and have not begun to process 102 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,684 -the death of my brother." 103 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:37,105 I'm here. Where's my perfect boy? 104 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,399 Look what Glamma got Forty. 105 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:41,776 Also not processing Forty's death, 106 00:06:41,859 --> 00:06:45,321 Glamma Dottie, who got a condo 30 minutes away. 107 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,740 Mom, his name is Henry. 108 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:51,202 Well, Henry smells like he needs a change. 109 00:06:51,285 --> 00:06:53,121 I'll do it. If you just, uh... 110 00:06:53,996 --> 00:06:55,998 take a few photos for my feed. 111 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,835 -Okay. -Though she is chronicling her grief 112 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,170 extensively on Instagram. 113 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:05,675 And her shaman officially confirmed that Henry is Forty, reincarnated. 114 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:08,177 Given how ecstatic he is when she comes around 115 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:12,098 and how, well, not with me, Dottie's Shaman might be right. 116 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:22,358 At least I have a small remnant of my former life. 117 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,701 There's no bookstore in this circle of hell, 118 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:34,203 but I found willing buyers online. 119 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:36,998 And I send the profits to Ellie... 120 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:39,542 whenever I hear from her. 121 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:48,384 On the rare occasion we do venture into the wild, Forty-- 122 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:53,389 No, no. Henry inevitably cries before we're handed our lattes. 123 00:07:57,810 --> 00:07:58,728 Aw. 124 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:03,274 My twins had an oral fixation for the record books. 125 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:06,569 Sherry, by the way. 126 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:10,573 As in, locally famous momfluencer Sherry Conrad. 127 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:15,036 Her blog slash podcast slash brand, Heart-Shaped Mistakes-- 128 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:17,997 Kill me. --is a mecca of humblebragging and superiority 129 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:19,916 fronting as hard-earned wisdom. 130 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:22,168 -I'm Love. -Quinn-Goldberg? 131 00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:24,003 -And this is Joe? -Yeah. 132 00:08:24,086 --> 00:08:27,507 And Mr. Handsome here is Forty, is it? 133 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:30,468 -Henry. It's Henry. -Crazy it's taken months for us to meet. 134 00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:32,929 Yeah. Well, newborn, you know. 135 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:35,348 Oh, my God. I completely understand. 136 00:08:35,431 --> 00:08:37,767 Glad we're able to run into each other. 137 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:42,522 We gotta get coffee together, Love. I'll share all my secrets. 138 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:43,648 That tone, 139 00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:47,318 warm with an undertone of Peach-level condescension. 140 00:08:47,401 --> 00:08:49,695 You're doing great. Bye. 141 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:50,947 Thanks. Bye. 142 00:08:51,989 --> 00:08:54,742 Like I need her approval. What the fuck? 143 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:57,787 She's lucky I didn't stab her in the eye. Let's go. 144 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:01,499 Thing about trying to keep a human infant alive, 145 00:09:01,582 --> 00:09:05,711 you can't afford to think too hard about who you're in the trenches with. 146 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,338 I'm in the trenches with a woman 147 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:09,465 who jokes about stabbing someone in the eye, 148 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,635 -but is actually perfectly capable of it. -Want some? 149 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:14,345 Mm. Thank you. 150 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:20,560 I don't let myself think about who Love is, what she is. 151 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:24,564 My job is to be a good husband so I can be a good father. 152 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:25,773 Hey, Natalie! 153 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:27,733 Hi. 154 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,297 I don't get what her problem is. 155 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:52,967 -What? Who? -Our neighbor, Natalie. 156 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:56,846 She didn't give us a housewarming gift, nothing when Forty was born. 157 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,973 Henry. Henry. 158 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:02,018 Yeah, I think you're right. She seems a little off. 159 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:09,358 What, did I kiss you wrong? Or... 160 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,861 No, no, I'm just tired. 161 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:15,531 And this place is a mess. And Sherry just said to my face... 162 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:20,244 -basically, that I'm a mess. -She's an idiot. Just lie down. 163 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:22,830 I'll take care of this, take care of him. 164 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:25,791 -Shh. 165 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:29,128 And there he goes. Every time I touch him. 166 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:31,922 Just fucking let me do it, Joe. Joe. Joe. 167 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,007 It's fine. 168 00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:36,594 Come on. Let's go. Let's go. 169 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,889 -Hey, hey, hey. 170 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:42,016 Why does my own child not like me? 171 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:45,436 You know, babies can tell when your heart's not in it. 172 00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:48,731 -I-- What--? -No. I'm sorry. It's all in my head. 173 00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,283 Go fuck yourself. 174 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:09,502 Love's right. My heart's not really in it. 175 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:13,964 How could it be when you stole it? 176 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:15,758 Love? 177 00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:18,928 Hey, uh... 178 00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:23,683 we're running low on diapers, so I'll be right back. 179 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:35,820 Honestly, you're what's gotten me through this imprisonment. 180 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,492 The green light at the end of my dock. 181 00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:46,497 Knowing you feel the same as I do. 182 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,875 Hello, neighbor. 183 00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:00,428 I don't want it to happen here like this. 184 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:03,264 I want you some place luxurious. You deserve that. 185 00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:06,392 The car is fine. Shut up and kiss me. 186 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,018 Did you just read my mind? 187 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,617 -Hey, neighbor. -Hi, Natalie. 188 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:27,455 You must be so under-slept. I hear your baby crying all the time. 189 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:30,332 -Oh. -No, no. Babies cry. Just... 190 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:34,086 I get why you might be sleeping in a grocery store parking lot. 191 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,964 Here. I thought I'd save you a trip. 192 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:38,883 You've been watching me too. 193 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:41,218 -Thank you. -One more thing. 194 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:44,847 Don't believe the bullshit about breastfeeding preventing pregnancy. 195 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,141 My sister got knocked up so fast. 196 00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:49,393 Friends tell friends. So... 197 00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,273 Are you flirting with me? 198 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:04,533 Sure, the condom thing may be a little joke from a neighbor 199 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,952 with a mild taste for stirring the pot. 200 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:10,414 Just friendly. Very friendly though. 201 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:13,584 Exciting as that is, I have to be careful. 202 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:18,339 I can't just walk out of this web. The spider has my child. 203 00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:21,217 Also, truth? I've made... 204 00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:24,887 mistakes in the past. 205 00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:31,894 Would you be a mistake? 206 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,438 Who are you? 207 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:40,194 -Where are you going? Great, feed Henry. -Oh, just-- 208 00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:43,447 I got winded going up ten stairs. I need to hit a gym. 209 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:45,032 Shit. 210 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,789 Whenever I hang with Henry, I'm reminded of two things. 211 00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,374 One, he hates me. 212 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:57,378 Two, I have to protect him at all costs from what happened to me. 213 00:13:57,461 --> 00:13:58,921 Joey! 214 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,841 -Where's your mama now? -Run, you little bitch! 215 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:04,260 -Run, you little bitch! -Come get some. 216 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,011 -What are you scared of? -Get him! 217 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,680 Come on, Joey! 218 00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:08,973 Open the door. 219 00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:11,183 -You freak! -Come get what's coming to you. 220 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,936 -Boys! What's going on here? -Teacher! Run! 221 00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,146 Boys! What did--? 222 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:26,115 Hey, hey. Joe, Joe. Let me in. Hey, it's me, it's me. Let me in. 223 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:29,994 Dude, you okay? 224 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,122 Bro, why do you do this to yourself? 225 00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,291 -They're the ones who do it. -You asked for it. 226 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:40,296 -Quit saying your mom's coming back. -She is. 227 00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,173 If she cared, would you be here? 228 00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:45,301 -You don't understand. -Fine. 229 00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,678 Just shut up about it, okay? 230 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,931 -I don't see why-- -The rest of us are trying to deal 231 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,975 with how no one fucking wants us. 232 00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:58,647 Face it. When our parents gave us up, they threw us away forever, man. 233 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,695 Natalie! Oh, my God, look at this place! 234 00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:05,613 Who are you? 235 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:10,784 On the surface, a realtor, and you're good at it. 236 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,287 You wanna make things lovelier. 237 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:16,206 You left college early when you met your husband, 238 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,751 tech entrepreneur Matthew Engler, 239 00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:21,295 about whom there is even less to learn 240 00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:23,923 unless I wanna take the word of publicists 241 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:26,342 paid to manicure every inch of his online footprint. 242 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,511 Is this what you wanted? 243 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:33,557 Marry someone older, busy, never home 244 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,976 while you sell houses to rich assholes 245 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:40,022 and pick up his dry cleaning? Is that love for you? 246 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,815 Do you love him? 247 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:45,319 Do you long for something deeper, true? 248 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,112 Like I do. 249 00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,367 -I know. -I think someone-- 250 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:54,453 -Like, I think maybe... -Oh, Love Quinn! 251 00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:56,455 Come hither. 252 00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:59,875 -Hi. -Hi. This is Kiki, and this is Andrew. 253 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,794 -Hi. -Nice to meet you. 254 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:05,339 Love's gorgeous baby boy is, what, seven months? 255 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,091 -Yeah. -Oh, I miss that age. 256 00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:11,178 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Love, I was glad to see you in class. 257 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,722 -Fucking kicked my ass. -Oh, I know. 258 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,933 That class is for really fit people, 259 00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,977 but you'll get used to it. 260 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:22,356 -I had so much baby weight to lose. -Same. I had quite the journey. 261 00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:24,817 I mean, much worse than yours. 262 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,527 It was. It really was. 263 00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:30,823 Is it just me or is everyone calling me fat? 264 00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,200 -Oh, oh, no. -No, no, no. 265 00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:35,619 And would that even be a pejorative? 266 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:38,664 I mean, beauty doesn't have a size, Love. 267 00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:41,125 Come latte with us. 268 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,002 -Yeah? -Mm-hm. 269 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,170 Okay. 270 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:48,173 -Yeah, I could go for some coffee. -Amazing. 271 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,134 Great! We got a group. 272 00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,894 I might not have solved the mystery of you yet, 273 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:05,274 but I know one thing: I wasn't wrong to be intrigued. 274 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,612 Forgive the pun. This speaks volumes about you. 275 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,782 I didn't even know this hell-burb had a library. 276 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:25,127 Libraries represent the very best of civilized society, 277 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:29,256 the housing of an egalitarian access to knowledge. 278 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:32,217 It's what separates us from the apes. 279 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:38,807 And yet, it physically hurts to see the condition of most of these books. 280 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,810 Mr. Mooney once said the way a society treats its books 281 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,520 is the most accurate harbinger of its fate. 282 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,189 You see enough broken bindings, 283 00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:48,692 you know that Rome's burning or will be soon enough. 284 00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:53,864 But there's still something to fight for in this wretched world. 285 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,742 Oh, what's little man's name? 286 00:17:56,825 --> 00:18:00,621 -Oh, it's Henry. -I dated a Henry. 287 00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:04,249 -Henrys are great. -Well, Henry thanks you. 288 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,501 Excuse us. 289 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,836 Hard to be invisible with the greatest lady magnet 290 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,589 in the history of the species strapped to you. 291 00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:19,431 The Fifth Season, Gone Girl, Seabiscuit. 292 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:22,392 Okay, I'm stumped. Why those? 293 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,019 -Who are you? 294 00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,063 Oh, Henry, okay. 295 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,201 All right, it's okay. Shh, shh, shh. 296 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,376 -Hi. -So are you gonna chase after her, 297 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:50,003 -or could I help you with something? -Yeah. 298 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:53,966 -I'd like to apply for a library card. -You've come to the right place. 299 00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,175 Good. 300 00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:57,636 Fill that out for me. 301 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,807 We have a great kids section just in the corner. 302 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:05,727 And... you can take that home with you. 303 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,231 Natalie picked it out for you. 304 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,737 You are flirting with me. 305 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,322 -Thank you. -Mm-hm. 306 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:25,956 When they start to crawl, it's a miracle anyone survives. 307 00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:29,334 I'm so blessed we have three incredible nannies. 308 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:32,504 Oh, my God. It's twice as insane with twins. 309 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,923 It's kind of why I started writing. To just share. 310 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:38,802 So others won't make the mountain of mistakes I did. 311 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,263 Yeah. What is the name of your blog again? 312 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,432 Oh, she's Heart-Shaped Mistakes. 313 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,726 -You seriously haven't read it? -No. 314 00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:48,228 -It's small. -She invented momfluencing. 315 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,938 -Don't be humble. -No. It's fun. 316 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:53,817 I can stay home with my twins. What do you do for work? 317 00:19:56,069 --> 00:20:01,366 -Well, I used to-- I'm trained as a chef. -Oh. 318 00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:03,660 Yeah, and I, uh... 319 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:07,664 I haven't really had much time since he was born, I guess. 320 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,459 -Well, yes. -Your job right now is to connect 321 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:11,960 with your baby and your man. 322 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:15,714 So easy for you to say. Has your vagina even recovered yet? 323 00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:19,426 -Oh, my God. You're embarrassing her. -Don't be vagina-phobic. 324 00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:25,098 God! I wish someone would've told me. Sex is hard to get back into. 325 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:29,353 -But connecting intimately? So crucial. -Mm-hm. 326 00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:32,814 Endorphins, oxytocin, it's incredible for the breast milk. 327 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,609 In fact, if you're not orgasming, 328 00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:39,238 your breast milk isn't doing it for your baby's precious growing brain. 329 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:43,158 -Well, we're all over that, so... -Oh. 330 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,076 Okay. 331 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:52,501 Tender Is the Night is widely considered Fitzgerald's darkest work. 332 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,670 It's about marriage and infidelity. 333 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,089 Invitation? Or a warning? 334 00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:59,591 -Okay. I finally got him down. -Mm. Good work. 335 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,512 And I got you... 336 00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:06,765 a pain au chocolat. 337 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:10,269 Don't get me wrong. This isn't some German fairy tale 338 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:13,772 where a witch keeps me locked up till it's time to eat me. 339 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,692 Love is nice, giving. 340 00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:21,113 I fell in love with a certain version of her. 341 00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:24,574 What do you think? 342 00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:32,916 -It's okay. -Exactly. This is the best bakery in town? 343 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,585 Shoddy lamination. Too sweet. 344 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,839 -Definitely didn't use French butter. -Yeah. Yeah, banish them. 345 00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:41,174 Off with their heads. Done. 346 00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,022 -Hi. -Hi. 347 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,075 Am I interrupting your reading? 348 00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:10,162 -No, no. No, you're not. -Seems like I am. 349 00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,080 -Just come back. Come back, Love. -Fuck. 350 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,832 -Stay. Stay. -No, Joe. Why? 351 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:19,254 -Why won't you talk to me? -What? We talk-- 352 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,673 Something is going on. You're always distracted. 353 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,800 -I'm not distracted. -Why won't you tell me? 354 00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:28,930 I've got him. 355 00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,271 I'm gonna take him to his grandma's. 356 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,565 -Love. -No, don't worry about it, Joe. 357 00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:40,609 Enjoy the quiet. 358 00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:59,294 Where are you? 359 00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,685 -Hello. -Hey, neighbor. 360 00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,187 Care for a drink? 361 00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:20,816 How'd you get my number? 362 00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:23,443 My husband, Matthew, works in tech. 363 00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:26,488 So... 364 00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,699 not at all invasive tech. 365 00:23:30,867 --> 00:23:32,202 Why are you nervous? 366 00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:34,663 Got some checkered past you're trying to hide? 367 00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:38,542 No, I'm not worried about me so much as... 368 00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:42,879 you know, the future of civilization. 369 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,381 Ah. 370 00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:47,217 Well, that's a lost cause. 371 00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:51,304 You know, I feel I should warn you. 372 00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:55,016 There's no such thing as privacy in Madre Linda. 373 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,518 Including here. 374 00:23:57,686 --> 00:23:58,645 See. 375 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,731 All the cameras in my house. 376 00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:06,653 One out here is broken. That's why I spend so much time by the pool. 377 00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:11,950 It's the only place in this entire town I don't feel like I'm being watched. 378 00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:14,202 Boop. Boop. 379 00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:16,371 There. 380 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,914 You want us to be alone? 381 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,583 Even that's not really privacy. 382 00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:22,043 Matthew will see I turned them off and wonder why. 383 00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:26,339 It's so weird, I don't remember putting on a leash, 384 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:27,424 just kind of... 385 00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,302 slipped around my neck at some point. 386 00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:32,429 You're a prisoner too. 387 00:24:32,512 --> 00:24:35,599 I guess marriage isn't really built for secrets. 388 00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:38,185 Or people aren't really built for marriage. 389 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:42,147 Come with. 390 00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:44,232 I need another drink. 391 00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:58,371 To new friends. 392 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:03,585 "Who can often have a better time together than old." 393 00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:05,629 -You got my book. -Hmm. 394 00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:08,006 -Oh, shit. -Whoa. 395 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:11,801 Here. Is that okay? Can I see it? 396 00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:18,225 Aye. Just put pressure on it. That should stop the bleeding. 397 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,689 Do you have a first aid kit? 398 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:26,358 Yeah. 399 00:25:28,818 --> 00:25:30,028 It feels right. 400 00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:31,655 Taking care of you. 401 00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:35,367 There. I think you'll live. 402 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:39,037 -Does it hurt? -Nothing more wine won't cure. 403 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:51,716 You feel it too, don't you? 404 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:52,801 What? 405 00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:57,222 That feeling when you're first with someone. 406 00:25:57,305 --> 00:26:00,267 All the tension, possibility... 407 00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:02,018 I wish I could bottle it. 408 00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:05,188 It's better than anything. 409 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:06,189 I feel it. 410 00:26:09,192 --> 00:26:12,153 I thought it would stay, with Matthew. 411 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,575 Do you think it inevitably goes away? 412 00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:18,076 I think if it's right... 413 00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:21,204 it stays. 414 00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:25,250 So how long did it stay with you and Love? 415 00:26:27,502 --> 00:26:29,296 It's hard to say. Um... 416 00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:31,631 I didn't know the real her... 417 00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:34,342 when I fell in love. 418 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:36,511 -I know how that feels. -I got swept up. 419 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,430 By the time I realized, it was too late. 420 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,768 I couldn't leave. I couldn't leave her. 421 00:26:45,228 --> 00:26:46,771 People leave all the time. 422 00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:52,152 Not Love. 423 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,197 Our daughter-- We thought we were gonna have a little girl. 424 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:57,407 Anyway... 425 00:26:58,950 --> 00:26:59,993 I'm in it now... 426 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:01,828 with Love. 427 00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:03,371 Are you? 428 00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:08,418 Kids aren't handcuffs. 429 00:27:09,919 --> 00:27:11,504 Matthew has a stepson. 430 00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:16,176 -We don't see him much. -That sounds terrible, for the kid. 431 00:27:16,259 --> 00:27:17,927 It's fine, actually. 432 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,054 You know why? 433 00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:21,806 People are happier when they aren't lying to themselves... 434 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:24,225 and everyone else. 435 00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:25,977 So, what are you doing here? 436 00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:32,525 -I can't leave him either. -Oh! 437 00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:36,404 I can't do that to him. 438 00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:40,241 Even if it means I stay in this... 439 00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:45,580 Dwell Magazine, Twilight Zone fucking purgatory forever. 440 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:48,458 -Is it that bad here? -Ha. 441 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,710 If you're not careful, 442 00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:54,923 you'll start caring about private schools, 443 00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:57,884 stock portfolios, start reading on a Kindle. 444 00:27:57,967 --> 00:27:58,802 Fuck. 445 00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:09,187 You wanna see my reading room? 446 00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:18,446 We've always slept in separate rooms. 447 00:28:18,988 --> 00:28:20,281 I'm an insomniac. 448 00:28:20,907 --> 00:28:23,159 Also, a slob. 449 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:30,542 Everything suddenly feels real. 450 00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:34,170 I'm married but to the wrong person. What if you're the right one? 451 00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:36,005 Hey, where'd you go? 452 00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:38,258 Get out of your head. 453 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:41,219 Come here. 454 00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:04,409 No. Husband, father. I can't. 455 00:29:04,492 --> 00:29:05,326 I'm sorry. 456 00:29:06,327 --> 00:29:07,829 I gave you the wrong impression. 457 00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:10,832 -I'm pretty sure you didn't. -No. 458 00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:14,878 I'm just looking for a friend. 459 00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:17,464 Shit. 460 00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:25,930 No, never again. 461 00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:29,225 -I promised myself I would do this right. 462 00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:31,644 Love. Hey, I thought-- 463 00:29:31,728 --> 00:29:33,396 I got there... 464 00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:36,941 and then I thought about seeing my mom, 465 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:39,819 and I went and got Häagen-Dazs instead. 466 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:44,324 Are you okay? You look a little flushed. 467 00:29:45,533 --> 00:29:47,285 I just had a drink with the neighbor. 468 00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:49,245 -Hmm. -You're right. She's crazy. 469 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:52,832 Look, I'm sorry for running off. 470 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:53,917 I just-- 471 00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:04,469 I was just thinking about our vows. 472 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,555 Oh. Yeah. 473 00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:11,559 The ones we wrote on In-N-Out bags on the way to the courthouse. 474 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:16,147 You said you would always share a bite of your pastry with me. 475 00:30:16,689 --> 00:30:18,817 That's-- That's so generous. 476 00:30:19,901 --> 00:30:22,612 -I am generous. -You really are, and I'm an asshole. 477 00:30:22,695 --> 00:30:26,324 -No, you're not. You're just-- -I am. And it's been so crazy. 478 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:30,328 And I was just thinking about that bite. 479 00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:34,624 And you were hungry? 480 00:30:36,751 --> 00:30:38,169 -Yeah. -Me too. 481 00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:49,055 That feeling you wanna bottle, 482 00:30:49,138 --> 00:30:51,391 turns out, it can come back. 483 00:30:51,474 --> 00:30:53,852 Maybe this is what we were looking for in each other, Natalie. 484 00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:55,520 What I needed from you. 485 00:30:55,603 --> 00:30:58,189 A way back to Love. 486 00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:00,567 Maybe, thanks to you, 487 00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:02,318 I can make this work. 488 00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:19,377 I should have told Sherry we were busy. This is gonna suck. 489 00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:21,921 Something tells me she's not someone you say no to. 490 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:23,548 It'll be fine. 491 00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:25,884 -I have you... 492 00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:28,011 and pie. 493 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,180 -Quinn-Goldbergs. -Hey. 494 00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:34,434 -Step right on up. -Here you go. This is for you. 495 00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:36,227 -It's gluten-free. -Oh, great. 496 00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:37,145 Yes. 497 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:40,398 Fun fact, Sherry had to post an apology video 498 00:31:40,481 --> 00:31:42,275 in August 2020 after it was discovered 499 00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:45,069 that she had a massive party while the rest of us were home, 500 00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:46,988 clutching hand sanitizer. 501 00:31:47,530 --> 00:31:50,116 Rumor was, the whole neighborhood got a secret vaccine 502 00:31:50,199 --> 00:31:53,494 manufactured for the Queen of England and were thus immune to COVID. 503 00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:56,080 I don't believe in conspiracies, 504 00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:59,375 except when they're about unfair advantages of being rich. 505 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:02,170 Those are true. Trust me, I married a Quinn. 506 00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:05,840 Go get you some Pinot. It's from my friends' winery. 507 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,343 They 3D-print their wine barrels. 508 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:10,595 Hi. 509 00:32:15,850 --> 00:32:16,935 Thank you. 510 00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:20,939 Oh, that's Kiki and her husband, Brandon. 511 00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:25,401 And there's Andrew and his lawyer husband. 512 00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:27,028 I can't remember his name. 513 00:32:27,528 --> 00:32:28,529 Jackson. 514 00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:35,954 Andrew, Jackson. Now, that is unfortunate. 515 00:32:36,537 --> 00:32:37,789 Oh, my God. 516 00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:41,834 -How could I forget? -They seem okay, 517 00:32:41,918 --> 00:32:44,545 if you discount the obscene one-percenter bubble they live in. 518 00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:48,758 Mm. I have to discount that or we'd have to guillotine both of us too. 519 00:32:48,841 --> 00:32:50,593 Then they're a nice couple. 520 00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:55,306 Contrary to our gracious host. 521 00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:57,016 Never trust a queen bee. 522 00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:59,143 Let me show you around, Love. 523 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:00,853 -Oh, thank you. -Yeah. 524 00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:03,189 Ah, you must be Joe. 525 00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:05,942 Finally, we meet. Cary Conrad. 526 00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:11,406 'Cause is your life even a brand without a perfectly imperfect soulmate? 527 00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:12,699 Oh, my God. 528 00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:16,661 Mission accomplished. I cannot tell who the bigger douchebag is. 529 00:33:16,744 --> 00:33:19,747 -Nice to meet you. -Let me show you the grill setup. 530 00:33:20,331 --> 00:33:21,332 Okay. 531 00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:27,213 A sea of awkward nerds made good. Tech made the money, wives did the rest. 532 00:33:27,296 --> 00:33:28,840 Clothes, hair, Barry's Bootcamp, 533 00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:33,386 and they go from kid-stuffed-in-locker to 21st-century master of the universe. 534 00:33:33,469 --> 00:33:36,264 -It's kind of sweet. -Kiki tells Dakota, "Don't bother Daddy. 535 00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:39,517 He's micro-dosing ketamine. It's his special time." 536 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,978 If you overlook the haze of narcissistic delusion 537 00:33:42,061 --> 00:33:43,271 that just the right biohack, 538 00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:44,564 you'll live forever. 539 00:33:44,647 --> 00:33:47,942 It's all paleo. Well, keto, really. 540 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:51,362 I find when I I.F., I'm good on any amount of fats. 541 00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:53,406 -I.F.? -Intermittent fasting. 542 00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:55,199 You don't? 543 00:33:55,742 --> 00:34:00,580 Well, I mean, obviously you must not because you're genetically blessed. 544 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:02,915 Let me get in there. 545 00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:04,500 Oh, yeah. 546 00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:06,753 Lucky. Super high metab. 547 00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:10,882 The guys come and train with me. I'm a monster. You'll love it. 548 00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:14,302 Is he flirting with me or inviting me to join Fight Club? 549 00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:15,845 Help yourself to meat. 550 00:34:15,928 --> 00:34:17,055 I'll be back. 551 00:34:20,767 --> 00:34:23,227 I didn't know Lena and Chris were back from Paris. 552 00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:26,981 Oh, and apparently had the best time. 553 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:29,233 -They're open, the marriage. -Oh. 554 00:34:30,943 --> 00:34:32,195 No judgment from me. 555 00:34:32,987 --> 00:34:33,821 Really? 556 00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:36,741 -None? -I spent my summers growing up 557 00:34:36,824 --> 00:34:39,952 on a commune, so I got a big dose of all that. 558 00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:41,746 Whatever works, right? 559 00:34:42,663 --> 00:34:45,541 You are such a breath of fresh air, Love. 560 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,043 I'm glad you moved here. 561 00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:51,339 -My pleasure. -Oh. 562 00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:52,465 Hi. 563 00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:54,634 Natalie and Matthew Engler. 564 00:34:54,717 --> 00:34:58,137 -Oh, she looks amazing. -She is a bad person. 565 00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:03,101 Matthew was married to this incredible woman named Mimi, 566 00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:06,104 mother of his child, and then, well-- 567 00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:07,688 He met Natalie, and-- 568 00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:11,400 We're far too feminist to ever say a woman stole a man. 569 00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:15,655 She's nice enough. Great realtor, you know. A cheater. 570 00:35:15,738 --> 00:35:17,907 Good to know when a person lives next door. 571 00:35:17,990 --> 00:35:18,825 Mm-hm. 572 00:35:18,908 --> 00:35:22,578 Oh, I must say hello to Les. He's sourcing us a French bulldog. 573 00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:24,705 -I'm empty. I'm gonna go fill up. -Okay. 574 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:32,380 You're here, with him? 575 00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:34,257 Looking perfectly content. 576 00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:38,094 Was our evening nothing? A mistake for us both? 577 00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:43,432 Ever sat in a virtual reality pod? 578 00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:45,977 -Joe? -No, I can't say that I have. 579 00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:49,313 Oh, Cary's got one in his garage. It's insane. 580 00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:53,151 Not even just for porn. But also the porn is spectacular. 581 00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:56,696 We as a species deserve to go extinct. 582 00:36:00,491 --> 00:36:02,827 So my friend Rachel in L.A., 583 00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:07,790 she said the brother's a crackhead who got himself killed. 584 00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:11,460 And the dad's shady too. Apparently, Anavrin is a front. 585 00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:13,754 Money just papers over that garbage fire. 586 00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:18,050 And, of course, she took her daddy's cash, bought a whole new life here, 587 00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:20,845 where the rest of us work for what we have. 588 00:36:20,928 --> 00:36:22,430 -Amen. -Amen. 589 00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:23,347 Hi. 590 00:36:24,390 --> 00:36:25,808 Can I top off your wine? 591 00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:28,561 -Hi. -Oh, my God! 592 00:36:28,644 --> 00:36:29,478 Okay. 593 00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:37,069 May I state the obvious? Sherry Conrad is a terrible person. 594 00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:42,033 -Can you fucking believe that? -Who runs this town, so... 595 00:36:43,075 --> 00:36:45,828 you kind of can't get righteously indignant 596 00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:48,748 unless you also wanna be lonely. 597 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,501 Well, I have friends. 598 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:54,587 Where, in L.A.? 599 00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:57,924 You need some here too. 600 00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:01,010 I assume you came here for the schools? 601 00:37:01,510 --> 00:37:04,013 Well, now, you know those come at a cost. 602 00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:05,848 Pinot, please. 603 00:37:07,850 --> 00:37:09,769 Look, they hate me. 604 00:37:10,436 --> 00:37:14,232 Think I stole Matthew from their friend, who by the way, was cheating first, but... 605 00:37:15,274 --> 00:37:16,901 Point is, 606 00:37:16,984 --> 00:37:19,904 everyone has to find their way in Madre Linda. 607 00:37:21,822 --> 00:37:24,325 You mean, around Sherry and her mafia? 608 00:37:24,408 --> 00:37:27,495 It'll be easier if you can get them to accept you. 609 00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:31,415 They just called my family a garbage fire. I don't really see that happening. 610 00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:32,625 Okay. Fair. 611 00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:37,672 So do what I do. Get her to respect you. 612 00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:40,424 Authenticity scares the shit out of her. 613 00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:45,096 Do you, no apology, loud and proud, and you'll cow her into, 614 00:37:45,179 --> 00:37:49,141 if not submission, at least basic fake friendship. 615 00:37:50,017 --> 00:37:54,313 Okay, great. One problem. I don't really know who I am these days. 616 00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:00,778 I just had a baby, 617 00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:02,863 and everything's a-- 618 00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:07,159 There's nothing authentic or intimidating about me. 619 00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:09,829 I'm just a stay-at-home mom going insane. 620 00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:15,167 I guess there's some... 621 00:38:16,502 --> 00:38:18,045 things I need to figure out. 622 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:20,506 So if you could do anything, 623 00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:22,800 what would you do? 624 00:38:22,883 --> 00:38:23,759 Just for fun? 625 00:38:25,344 --> 00:38:26,178 Okay. 626 00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:28,848 So this is stupid. 627 00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:33,060 But I have this fantasy of opening a bakery. 628 00:38:33,894 --> 00:38:36,105 I'm a trained pastry chef in another life, 629 00:38:36,188 --> 00:38:39,525 and feels ridiculous to think about in a town where nobody eats gluten. 630 00:38:39,608 --> 00:38:40,651 I eat gluten. 631 00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:41,736 Seriously? 632 00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:44,363 You know what? 633 00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:47,908 There's a space available that might be perfect. 634 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:49,452 Could be wrong. 635 00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:52,246 Or this was fate. 636 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,373 Call me if you ever wanna see it. 637 00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:56,792 Thank you. 638 00:38:58,794 --> 00:39:02,381 It's really nice to have an actual conversation. 639 00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:04,925 I can't believe we've been living next door for months. 640 00:39:05,551 --> 00:39:07,511 Joe's seen more of you than I have. 641 00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:09,055 Oh, not really. 642 00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:13,642 I keep telling Matthew, I'd love to have you both over for a drink sometime. 643 00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:16,937 It's crazy, we haven't had either of you at the house yet. 644 00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:18,314 We'll do it soon. 645 00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:22,234 Yeah, that sounds great. 646 00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:24,320 Definitely. 647 00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:26,155 What is wrong? 648 00:39:26,238 --> 00:39:28,366 I have been doing everything for this family, 649 00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:30,242 and you've been fucking the neighbor. 650 00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:34,288 -What? Wait, what are you talking about? -I'm not an idiot, Joe! 651 00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:35,664 I'm not having an-- 652 00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:39,210 Look, I don't know what she said, but I told you the truth. 653 00:39:39,293 --> 00:39:42,421 We had a drink. She started acting a little crazy. I left. 654 00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:45,841 Then you came home and fucked me for the first time in six months. 655 00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:48,386 -What is that? A coincidence? -Fine. I like that she flirted. 656 00:39:48,469 --> 00:39:50,679 Is that what we're doing now? Policing each other's minds? 657 00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:53,391 -Are we not allowed to have a fantasy? -Don't give me that. 658 00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:56,519 There's nothing simple about it when somebody gets stuck in your mind. 659 00:39:56,602 --> 00:39:58,687 -I don't care if you fucked her. -Sounds like you care. 660 00:39:58,771 --> 00:40:00,022 Are you obsessed with her? 661 00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:03,317 -It's not like that. -Really? 662 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:05,111 -Yeah. -You sure? 663 00:40:05,194 --> 00:40:08,656 I'm sure. Because it was like that with you, Love! I married you. 664 00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:11,409 The man I fell in love with would do anything for the ones he loves. 665 00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:13,744 I still would. I moved here. 666 00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:17,123 We're in this fake, plastic suburban hell. 667 00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:21,544 -We moved here for the baby. -He was supposed to be a girl. 668 00:40:22,878 --> 00:40:24,755 What does that fucking matter? 669 00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:27,383 I don't even-- I-- I don't-- It doesn't. 670 00:40:27,466 --> 00:40:30,136 It feels so emblematic of getting it wrong, 671 00:40:30,219 --> 00:40:33,514 of feeling like I am gonna fuck him up. Like he knows. 672 00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:35,599 He looks at me like I'm a monster. 673 00:40:36,892 --> 00:40:38,352 How do you think I feel? 674 00:40:39,019 --> 00:40:42,731 You remember what Forty said. Five seconds before he died. 675 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:47,445 That I'd be crazy if I ever thought I could be a good mother. 676 00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:50,656 Well, he was out of his mind. 677 00:40:53,367 --> 00:40:54,577 Maybe he wasn't. 678 00:40:59,331 --> 00:41:00,166 We... 679 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:02,960 both... 680 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:05,838 have done bad things. 681 00:41:08,716 --> 00:41:10,634 I wanted to move here so that... 682 00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:13,137 we could start new... 683 00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:17,808 be safe and never have to do anything bad ever again. 684 00:41:19,226 --> 00:41:20,519 We get to choose. 685 00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:22,605 We get to choose. We are safe now. 686 00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:24,106 We're together. 687 00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:26,108 I promise, no more. 688 00:41:27,234 --> 00:41:30,946 No more bad things ever again, okay? 689 00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:34,658 While we're telling the truth, 690 00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:37,119 you are a great mother. 691 00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:39,580 Thanks. 692 00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:48,297 Does that mean I can stop reading Sherry's shitty blog? 693 00:41:54,136 --> 00:41:56,263 There's still time to bond with him. 694 00:41:57,848 --> 00:42:01,477 Try reading him something other than Fitzgerald. He is a baby. 695 00:42:04,438 --> 00:42:05,981 Yeah, I'll give it a shot. 696 00:42:10,819 --> 00:42:11,904 Should we go home? 697 00:42:12,988 --> 00:42:14,323 Yeah, let's go home. 698 00:42:27,586 --> 00:42:29,547 -Hey, are we okay? -Hey. 699 00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:31,507 -He's been great all night. -Okay. 700 00:42:31,590 --> 00:42:34,927 Go get some rest. I got him. Really. I got him. I got him. 701 00:42:35,010 --> 00:42:36,637 -Thank you, thank you. -Good night. 702 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,347 -Thank you, thank you. -I love you, Forty. 703 00:42:38,430 --> 00:42:39,431 Oh. 704 00:42:40,182 --> 00:42:41,517 You're okay, Henry. 705 00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:46,438 "Happily ever after" looks a lot different than I thought. 706 00:42:51,986 --> 00:42:54,488 And a family, the reality of one, 707 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:56,240 might not be for everyone... 708 00:42:57,992 --> 00:43:00,494 but it's all I've ever wanted. 709 00:43:01,662 --> 00:43:04,832 So I'm gonna make this work. No matter what it takes. 710 00:43:09,545 --> 00:43:11,171 Goodbye, you. 711 00:43:24,768 --> 00:43:27,271 Nineteen bucks? It's crazy. I'll give you 2 bucks. 712 00:43:27,354 --> 00:43:31,275 This isn't a pawnshop, sir. We don't negotiate late fees. 713 00:43:31,358 --> 00:43:34,153 Manager. I wanna speak to a manager. 714 00:43:58,969 --> 00:44:00,346 Hi, Natalie. 715 00:44:02,097 --> 00:44:02,931 Yep. 716 00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:07,770 Yeah, I wanted to see that place you were talking about for a bakery. 717 00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:12,316 Amazing. 718 00:44:13,150 --> 00:44:17,738 "But he could not think of a story to tell Frog. 719 00:44:18,572 --> 00:44:19,448 Then... 720 00:44:19,531 --> 00:44:20,532 Uh... 721 00:44:21,283 --> 00:44:24,703 Toad poured a glass of water over his head." 722 00:44:28,957 --> 00:44:31,960 Am I the asshole here? I'm sorry. That's a bad word. 723 00:44:33,587 --> 00:44:34,588 Is it me? 724 00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:38,550 I'm trying. 725 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:42,346 I'm in over my head. 726 00:44:43,055 --> 00:44:45,933 He said, using an idiom his son will never understand 727 00:44:46,016 --> 00:44:48,435 because it's impossible to communicate with babies. 728 00:44:50,396 --> 00:44:51,897 Yeah, right. Exactly. 729 00:45:01,198 --> 00:45:03,325 How are we supposed to understand each other? 730 00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:07,162 How am I supposed to do this right? 731 00:45:09,164 --> 00:45:11,125 I wanna do this right, Forty-- 732 00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,835 Henry. Henry. 733 00:45:12,918 --> 00:45:13,919 Henry, you see? 734 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,755 You're getting into my head. 735 00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:22,970 I'm gonna do everything I can. 736 00:45:26,473 --> 00:45:29,101 I just don't know what that means yet. 737 00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:30,561 I... 738 00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:43,782 So wait, you don't hate me? 739 00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:51,749 Yeah, same here. 740 00:45:52,624 --> 00:45:53,625 Same here. 741 00:45:54,209 --> 00:45:55,919 Okay. Yeah, it's a good talk. 742 00:45:57,629 --> 00:45:59,131 Yeah, let's keep reading. 743 00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:01,049 Uh... 744 00:46:01,633 --> 00:46:04,136 "'Why are you pouring water over your head?' asked Frog. 745 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:10,309 'I hope that if I pour water over my head, it will help me to think of a story.'" 746 00:46:18,358 --> 00:46:19,610 It's cute, right? 747 00:46:19,693 --> 00:46:22,154 Build-out's already mostly done for you. 748 00:46:25,866 --> 00:46:28,952 And the tenant left all the appliances? 749 00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:31,121 Kind of had to. 750 00:46:31,872 --> 00:46:33,290 Look, I'm not gonna lie. 751 00:46:33,373 --> 00:46:36,043 This town isn't exactly the easiest market. 752 00:46:36,126 --> 00:46:38,086 Your stuff has to be good. 753 00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:41,548 -That, I'm not worried about. -Then nothing to worry about. 754 00:46:42,382 --> 00:46:44,718 Except landlord has another offer. 755 00:46:45,969 --> 00:46:51,016 But he loves me, so sign a 3-year lease today and you're golden. 756 00:46:52,726 --> 00:46:55,062 I already sent you papers to e-sign. 757 00:46:58,690 --> 00:47:02,069 -Can I--? Can I see downstairs? -Yeah, let's go. 758 00:47:31,974 --> 00:47:34,268 Okay, so I know how it looks, 759 00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:37,145 but I was told this is the best walk-in freezer on the market. 760 00:47:39,022 --> 00:47:40,816 Let me show you the other storage room. 761 00:47:55,622 --> 00:47:56,915 Permits are easy. 762 00:47:56,999 --> 00:48:00,085 So you can have this place up and running crazy fast. 763 00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:47,883 Bottom line, in the right hands, this place could be a raging success. 764 00:48:47,966 --> 00:48:50,469 So, what do you think? 765 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,642 This is just the beginning, Henry. 766 00:48:56,725 --> 00:48:59,645 Frog and Toad are great. But wait until you meet Pippi Longstocking. 767 00:48:59,728 --> 00:49:01,271 -You'll freak out. 768 00:49:01,355 --> 00:49:03,148 I'm just leaving the library. What's up? 769 00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:08,946 Hey, Love. You okay? 770 00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:12,491 Um, Joe. 771 00:49:13,742 --> 00:49:14,868 What's wrong? 772 00:49:15,369 --> 00:49:17,412 I think we need to go to couples' therapy.