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[Joe] Previously on You:

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I need to look at particular people
on particular dates.

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I know Theo has a crush on me.
I could pretend like he had a chance.

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Love's first husband asked for a divorce.
Next thing you know, he was dead.

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[Joe] Look at you,
making the world more beautiful.

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I won't let her hurt you, Marienne.
I will stay ahead of her this time.

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Cary and I are polyamorous.

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And we would love to take
our relationship to a new level.

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Sherry and Cary would be a safe first try.

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[Joe] Opening our marriage? This loophole
cannot be falling into my lap.

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No idea is too crazy.

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For you.

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[Joe] Here's the thing, Marienne,

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I'm a monogamist.
Some might even say a serial monogamist.

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So imagine my surprise when my wife
suggested we read up on polyamory,

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aka swinging, aka the lifestyle,

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aka a flatlining marriage's dying gasp.

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Is it mortifying?

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[sighs] Well...

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"Happily ever after is a myth

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because people are not static.

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Our partners do not owe us a guarantee
that they will never change."

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Okay. It's not crazy.

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I'm gonna go check on Henry.
I think he'll wake up soon.

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I'm leaving out the part where if
your marriage isn't on rock-solid footing,

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swinging is all but guaranteed to nuke it,

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aka the dream.

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Still, after my conversation with Dottie
about the fate of Love's first husband,

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I need to tread lightly.

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Be game but not too. Make it all her idea.

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The Love I first met was a free spirit.

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Reality has disappointed her
since we moved to Madre Linda.

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I can make it easy to leave me,
no hard feelings, to go follow her bliss.

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I learned a new word. "Compersion."

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Yeah?

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Vicarious joy from seeing your partner
have joyful sexual relations with another.

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Hm.

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I don't know if this is a good idea.

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Shit. Too game.

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I'm not sure
we're in a solid enough place.

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Okay, back off for a while.

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Can I ask you something?

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Did you and James ever
do anything like this?

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No, he wasn't much of a risk taker.

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Plus...

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we weren't very far
into our marriage when...

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-Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to ask.
-No, it's fine.

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James didn't really know what he wanted.

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We were planning on having a baby,

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and he got cold feet.

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And then he got sick,

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which was obviously very scary.

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But he used it like a shield.

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And I wasn't, like,
allowed to be mad. Ever.

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I'm so sorry.

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That my wife almost definitely
murdered her first husband.

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It's fine. [chuckles softly]

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-I probably sound like an asshole.
-No.

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Worse.

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James let himself become
the villain of their story.

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I cannot be the villain of ours.

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Listen.

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I'm not going anywhere.
Let's not rush this swinging thing.

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It just--

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It isn't me.

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It isn't us.

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Which is exactly why we're going to do it.

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[theme music playing]

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Hey, Dante. You got a sec?

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Hey, yeah. What's up?

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Well...

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If you don't mind me asking,
you and Lansing,

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you guys have been together for how long?

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Let's see.

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We met when Lansing's boys were 3.
So 13 years.

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Stop me if this is too personal.

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Have you two always been monogamous?

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Are you asking because I'm gay?

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Oh, no. No, no, no. I--

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[laughs] I'm fucking with you.

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And the answer is, technically, no.

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Technically?

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We tried a threesome once.

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We'd been married a year
and our lives were just work,

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kids, eat, sleep, repeat.

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-But Lansing wanted to spice things up.
-How'd he convince you?

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Didn't have to.

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I love him so much.

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I thought if this is what he wanted,
I should at least try it.

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Just got off the phone with Amy Woodruff.

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That name is familiar because...?

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She edited every children's book
I'm obsessed with.

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-Great.
-Oh, that's cool.

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She was calling to congratulate me

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on being a finalist
in her imprint's illustration contest...

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-Congratulations.
-...which I did not submit for.

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But I seem to recall mentioning to you.

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Yeah, yeah. Guilty, I...

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I knew you wanted to submit, so--

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Dante give us a sec.

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[whistling]

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Was I not clear?
You're a married man, we are not a thing.

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No, we're friends. That's it.
But you missed the deadline

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-for the last submission.
-I did.

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Knowing how much
you beat yourself up over that, I just--

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Decided to do it for me?

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I decided to help
because I knew you would win.

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The world should see your work.

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They're my deadlines to miss.

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Yeah, message received.

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You're right. Listen, I'm not the type
of guy to go around sticking my nose in,

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so I'm sorry.

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Good.

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-Can I go back to being excited now?
-Please.

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[squeals]

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Um, I've gotta...

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-Fuck. Of course.
-Yep.

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[Joe] Great. It's Madre Linda's
most respected drug fiend.

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Your custody hearing is approaching
and suddenly I'm seeing a lot more of him.

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-Hi, Ryan.
-Well, you're in a good mood.

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Yeah, it's, um, been nice having Juliette.

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Smart to keep good news from him.

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-So you ready for that thing on Friday?
-That thing?

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Where you convince a judge that you're
not using our daughter to punish me?

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I would've rather worked things out
like adults.

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I thought that's what we were doing.

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Juliette, time to go.

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-Already?
-[Ryan] Don't argue.

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Let me help you, baby.

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[Joe] This is hard on your daughter.

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I wish I could fix it.
I wanna fix everything for you.

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-Did you have fun? All right.
-Mm-hm.

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Henry's down for the night.

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Hey.

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Come to bed.

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[Joe] Mm. Trying to reignite the spark,

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and my move here is make it not so easy.

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[sighs]

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Sorry.

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Long day.

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Okay.

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-How are we gonna get back to us?
-Love, I'm just tired.

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Yeah. Or bored.

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So far, so good.

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-No, I'm-- No, I--
-Maybe that's...

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just what marriage does.

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You know, I love us.

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It's-- But it's-- It's known.
You know, I want a secret.

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I wanna still be fun.

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-You are fun.
-No, I mean, like, wild.

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Like, you remember
those first few months we--

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-You know?
-Yeah.

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And now that's just over?

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Because I'm a mom and a wife,

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I can't be...?

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Be honest.

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Don't Sherry and Cary seem
more interesting

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now that we know they swing?

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-I thought you didn't want to.
-I don't know what I want.

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I got married so young.

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There's a lot of things
I never got to try.

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Well, the last thing I wanna do is stand
between you and anything you want.

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I have to guide her. Gently.

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Do you have any fantasies?

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Like, did you ever experiment?

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Okay, I made out drunkenly
with my college roommate, you know...

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-Total cliché.
-Total.

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See. Boring.

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No, I'm kidding.
I haven't done any experimenting either.

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-So you've never had a threesome?
-No.

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Unless you count under the bed
with Peach Salinger and her drug dealer.

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You ever kiss a guy?

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Would you?

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Under the right circumstances,
I don't see why not.

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Wow. Yeah, this is just fun
to talk about. [laughs]

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[Joe] Time to move to the next step.

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In all honesty, reading books is great.
But it does somehow feel clinical.

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We could talk to the experts.

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Bull's-eye.

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I'm sure Sherry and Cary would be happy
to give us a walk-through.

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I know you're not Sherry's biggest fan.

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[Joe] I'd rather fuck a cactus.

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We're talking strictly physical, right?

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It would be with Cary.
Also strictly physical.

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Yeah, I'm not threatened by Cary
in the slightest.

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-We would just be asking them questions.
-Yeah, we're not committing to anything.

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[Cary] The nondisclosure is mandatory.

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It's standard practice in a community
as tight-knit as ours.

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So do you do a lot of these?

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Can't confirm or deny but, I mean,

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everyone in Madre Linda has tried
the lifestyle at some point.

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[Joe] Huh. The burbs are even more
miserable than I thought.

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Um-- I, um...

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Aw, damn you.

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Oh, yeah, those look worth fucking
my glycemic variability for.

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Okay. Well...

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-Mm.
-Here you go.

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So, when you started the lifestyle,
were you two already in a good place?

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Not as good as we are now.

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Our marriage grew rock solid
through these little trust falls.

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We can take you through a Q and A.

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You know, no "presh,"
you'll see, the whole thing, it's very...

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You're in control.

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Great. Okay.

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So let's just get started.
Obviously, STIs we should know about?

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-No.
-Good.

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Love, let's talk menstruation.

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Um, I'm not due for another three weeks.

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Cycle twins.

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[laughing]

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And our kids are at camp through August.

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Okay, well, we--

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We have a great babysitter.

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Henry could stay
the night there if, you know...

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[Joe] Suddenly this feels real.
They really are pros.

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Well, let's get to the fun stuff.
What are you comfy with?

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Joe, start with an easy one.

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Are you good
with Love and I getting physical?

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Yeah.

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Girl-on-girl, usually a given.

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Love and Cary.

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[Joe] I couldn't care less
but can't appear too game.

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I mean...

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I trust you.

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Love, are you good
with Joe and Cary fooling around?

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Sure.

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But-- Are you...?

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For the public,
the brand is conventional monogamy.

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Some don't understand that
a bisexual man is a truly optimized man.

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Okay, I can keep an open mind.

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For you, Marienne,
I will walk through fire.

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-What about Joe and me?
-Seeing as Love killed

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-the last woman I almost slept with...
-That's a no.

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-It's fine by me. What do you mean?
-I...

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-Do you not want to?
-No, no, no. I thought--

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Why?

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-Because...
-Okay. Moving too fast.

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-Yeah.
-Oh, what's happening?

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We've been doing this a while,

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and we can tell
when a foundation's a little shaky.

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No shame, it's just you two are so...

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young.

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Hit us up if you get on the same page.

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-What the fuck just happened?
-[Joe] A major setback.

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[Dante] Miss Bellamy.

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Let's talk about your day-to-day routine
with visitation.

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Who prepares your child's meals?

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When Juliette's with me, I do.
When she's with Ryan, his mother does.

249
00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:38,485
'Cause Juliette loves the taste
of unseasoned chicken.

250
00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:41,405
[Joe] Even when you're practicing
for court, you're still delightful.

251
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,324
Excellent. Don't say that last part.

252
00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:47,160
How would you describe
your recovery from addiction?

253
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:51,373
-Well, I have my weekly meetings...
-Nope. In the four years since.

254
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:54,084
-Give me a second.
-She's doing really well.

255
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,502
She needs to be perfect.

256
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:57,963
I stand before you
with an Ivy League education

257
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,840
and two successful stepsons.

258
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:03,093
We have been trying to adopt
for three years.

259
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,137
There's always a snag.

260
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,555
I'm being hard on you

261
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:10,267
-because I know what you're up against.
-I know. I'm trying, I just...

262
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,728
The fucker is plotting something,
and I can feel it.

263
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,898
We'll get there. Keep practicing.

264
00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:18,984
Thank you, Dante.

265
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,027
[phone buzzing]

266
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:23,447
And I gotta go give Charlie
his lunch break.

267
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:31,288
-Can I actually talk to you for a second?
-Yeah.

268
00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:42,716
So I know it's a lot to ask,

269
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:47,137
but it would mean so much to me
if you would be a character witness

270
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,096
at my hearing?

271
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:51,516
Of course. You're an incredible asset
to the library.

272
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,976
Cool. Great. Thanks.

273
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:57,898
But I actually need you to play up
the whole kick-ass mom thing.

274
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:02,319
I will character witness
the motherly living shit out of you.

275
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,320
Thank you.

276
00:15:12,371 --> 00:15:13,622
Um...

277
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:18,210
Yeah, thank you. Uh--

278
00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:22,422
[Joe] That was hope.

279
00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:24,174
The least I can do...

280
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,427
is hasten the end of my marriage.

281
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:32,724
[phone buzzing]

282
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,439
Speak of the devil.

283
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,700
I guess we're having fun now.

284
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:56,164
The swinging book say to test your comfort
by role-playing little scenarios.

285
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,542
Okay, here we go.

286
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:01,962
The fuck?

287
00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:06,216
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That's my bad.

288
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:13,223
You know, it's-- It's not the most subtle
come-here of my life,

289
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:16,810
but I'm really--
I'm not complaining about it.

290
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:21,523
I don't know what you're talking about.
I didn't even see you there.

291
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:24,443
[Joe] Role-playing gets complicated fast,
evidently.

292
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:28,488
I don't know what you're talking about.
I didn't mean to throw this over here.

293
00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:29,990
-[chuckles]
-Um...

294
00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:33,994
I saw Joe's car in the driveway.

295
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:34,911
Yeah.

296
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,706
He's taking a nap.

297
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:43,503
I know--
I know I should be chill but, like...

298
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,130
Theo.

299
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:48,633
Oh.

300
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:54,473
You know, actually, Joe--
That's Joe. He's awake.

301
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:59,227
And he's watching us.

302
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:05,192
Well, then we better behave.

303
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:07,486
Right.

304
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:10,864
Wait, um, the--

305
00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:12,741
Your dad. The office?

306
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,911
Yeah, I don't know. It's like--
It's impossible.

307
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:17,454
Okay.

308
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,624
But I'll figure it out.

309
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:22,751
I will.

310
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,087
Okay.

311
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,131
You're the best.

312
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:35,430
Fucking creep show.

313
00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:50,278
Theo's still circling Matthew,
but he'll get there.

314
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,072
I gathered.

315
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,156
Did you?

316
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:54,908
Yeah.

317
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,035
How did that make you feel?

318
00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:00,580
Jealous?

319
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:05,043
[Joe]
A large amount of nothing. However...

320
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,503
Possessive.

321
00:18:07,838 --> 00:18:08,672
Yeah?

322
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,591
My wife needs to feel
like mildly transgressing

323
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:14,010
with that idiot rich kid did the trick.

324
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:21,810
She's not a boring, tired suburban mom.

325
00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:23,603
[moaning]

326
00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:27,399
She's fun. Wild.

327
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:31,611
Still the Love Quinn who flirts
with strangers in the produce section.

328
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:40,328
Which is why I'm going to satisfy her
as only someone who knows her can.

329
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,706
[continues moaning]

330
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,168
Safe. Reliable.

331
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,420
We can do anything together.

332
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:02,726
Satisfied but still hungry.

333
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:10,442
I love you so much.

334
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:14,362
That felt safe?

335
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:16,198
So safe.

336
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:17,490
Solid.

337
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:25,957
Do you think we're solid?
I think we're solid.

338
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:30,295
-I mean, if you think we are...
-Yeah.

339
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:32,339
You'll call the sitter? I'll text Sherry.

340
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:35,091
-Okay.
-Okay.

341
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,538
-Theo. What happened?
-The Wi-Fi went out.

342
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,165
-What?
-The Wi-Fi went out.

343
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:12,754
Okay, it's probably a brownout.
Just give it a minute.

344
00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:19,177
Do you think it has to do with the dozens
of servers you snuck into your office?

345
00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:25,558
Are you sleeping okay?
Are you getting enough to eat?

346
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,560
Me? Yeah, I'm good.

347
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,479
-Okay. Good.
-You?

348
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,814
[laughs]

349
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:36,194
Uh... No. I'm-- Yeah, obviously, I'm--

350
00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:40,448
A bit of a rabbit hole. I know.

351
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,995
But if there's something--
If you wanna talk about...

352
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:51,793
Yeah, can we talk about how, like,
people aren't built to live in an office?

353
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:57,340
Without, like, taking a walk or something,
so their brain can air out.

354
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,258
Right.

355
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:02,345
Do you wanna walk
to Pobrecito's right now?

356
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:05,015
We could get some tacos.
We could hang out.

357
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,434
Yeah, I know. I--

358
00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:10,603
Yeah, I'd love that. Um...

359
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:16,067
I gotta send this thing tonight though.

360
00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:19,070
It's like-- It's a letter to the dean

361
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:22,741
asking if I can drop in
on the classes that I'm missing.

362
00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:25,160
-Really? That's great.
-Yeah. I'm sorry.

363
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,120
I mean, I really-- I am hungry.

364
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,247
Well, no, no, that's great.

365
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:32,167
I'll bring you something back.
What do you want? Al pastor?

366
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,878
Yeah, yeah. That'd be great. Thanks, Dad.

367
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:35,837
Sure.

368
00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:49,434
Okay, okay, okay.

369
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:08,995
What the fuck?

370
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:16,503
It's scary, isn't it?

371
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,047
What is this?

372
00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:23,343
You planted cameras, like--
Like, all over town?

373
00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:26,763
No, no, no. They were there.
I'm just accessing them.

374
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:27,847
Accessing. But--

375
00:22:28,765 --> 00:22:31,684
You realize
that this is domestic abuse, right?

376
00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:33,436
That you so casually access.

377
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:37,023
I wouldn't be looking at Love
if she weren't connected to Natalie.

378
00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:40,026
Or you.

379
00:22:41,945 --> 00:22:43,321
What's that supposed to mean?

380
00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:45,448
You tell me.

381
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,245
What is it you think
you're doing with Love Quinn?

382
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,875
-You spied on me?
-I didn't spy on you.

383
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:58,461
-What? You're accusing Love of murder?
-No.

384
00:22:59,921 --> 00:23:01,423
I don't have proof yet.

385
00:23:01,506 --> 00:23:05,427
But either way, she's a married woman
with a baby living next door,

386
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:08,596
not to mention a husband hiding
some anger management problem.

387
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,266
-What do you care?
-I care when you do stupid shit.

388
00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:12,767
Oh, that's ironic

389
00:23:12,851 --> 00:23:15,728
since I've been at your door,
trying to get you to eat or sleep.

390
00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:19,399
And you've been fucking buried in here,
obsessed, strung out

391
00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:23,528
-like some fucking QAnon nutjob.
-You're acting like a stupid fucking brat!

392
00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:26,614
Just move on, okay?
She's dead! She's dead!

393
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,617
None of this is gonna bring her back.

394
00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:34,581
Get out.

395
00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:37,959
-What?
-You heard me. Pack your shit.

396
00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:39,711
You're going back to your mom's tomorrow.

397
00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:42,797
Get the fuck out now!

398
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:47,635
[door slams]

399
00:23:49,179 --> 00:23:50,763
-[Love] Hey.
-[Sherry] Hello.

400
00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:52,307
[groovy music playing]

401
00:23:52,682 --> 00:23:54,976
Cary's getting the rest of the things
from the car.

402
00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:56,603
[Joe] I'm afraid to ask, what things?

403
00:23:56,686 --> 00:23:58,563
Wow, Sherry you look amazing.

404
00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:01,107
I'm doing this for you.
I'm doing this for you.

405
00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:05,612
Well, thanks again for hosting.
This remodel will be my death.

406
00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:08,531
Elon's decorator is brilliant,
but he's so slow.

407
00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:10,033
It's our pleasure.

408
00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:12,243
There's-- I made oysters.

409
00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:14,787
Aphrodisiacs. Well played.

410
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,584
Ha, ha!

411
00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:22,879
-Joe, Joe, Joe.
-[Joe] Are they moving in?

412
00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:24,964
Bring it in.

413
00:24:27,258 --> 00:24:28,760
[grunts]

414
00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:31,804
[sniffs] Mm. Mm-mm-mm.

415
00:24:32,347 --> 00:24:34,807
-Is that Bleu de Chanel?
-No, Cary. It's soap.

416
00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:37,393
Love buys that stuff for me. So I...

417
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:40,563
A man that doesn't wanna
share his scent. Respect.

418
00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:43,358
I'm sorry, what is this music?

419
00:24:43,441 --> 00:24:46,611
-We'll need to change it stat.
-Babe, I'm all over it.

420
00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:49,531
-You do primary setup.
-Primary?

421
00:24:49,614 --> 00:24:51,157
And your bedroom is...?

422
00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:53,618
-It's upstairs.
-But first...

423
00:24:56,204 --> 00:24:59,415
To a night we won't forget.

424
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:02,669
[Joe]
To a blame-free exit from this marriage.

425
00:25:04,879 --> 00:25:07,549
[R&B music playing]

426
00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:12,136
[Joe] I'd like to get this over with,
but how do we get it started?

427
00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:17,850
Okay, let's loosen up a bit, shall we?

428
00:25:17,934 --> 00:25:19,269
I'll start.

429
00:25:19,352 --> 00:25:24,274
Disclosure, I can get quite vocal
in the bedroom.

430
00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:26,609
Don't let it alarm you.

431
00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:30,780
She is a screamer, this one, okay?
I mean, get ready.

432
00:25:32,991 --> 00:25:33,825
Love.

433
00:25:33,908 --> 00:25:35,451
[Sherry laughing]

434
00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:40,707
All right, everybody up.

435
00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:42,584
Okay.

436
00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:46,879
Okay. Up, up, up. All right.
Now, shake it out.

437
00:25:46,963 --> 00:25:49,465
Oh, yeah. Full go.

438
00:25:49,549 --> 00:25:51,009
Total liberation.

439
00:25:51,092 --> 00:25:53,386
-I can feel it.
-Get in your hips.

440
00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:55,430
Yes, you, let's do it over here.

441
00:25:55,513 --> 00:25:56,556
-Go.
-Okay.

442
00:25:59,267 --> 00:26:00,310
Okay,

443
00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:03,730
-let's hit this from a spiritual angle.
-This is where they drop the act

444
00:26:03,813 --> 00:26:06,858
-and ask us to join their cult.
-Look each other in the eyes.

445
00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:14,365
She's scared. This isn't her,
but she desperately wants it to be.

446
00:26:14,449 --> 00:26:18,536
Now, if you ever get overwhelmed,
just look at your partner. Connect.

447
00:26:19,162 --> 00:26:23,082
At the end of the day,
that's who you're here for.

448
00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:25,877
And if you feel too overwhelmed,
just use the safe word:

449
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:28,963
Hakuna matata.

450
00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:31,049
Disney should sue these people.

451
00:26:34,677 --> 00:26:37,388
Okay. No more talk. Let's dance.

452
00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:38,306
Love?

453
00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,267
Hey, you.

454
00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:44,604
[laughing]

455
00:26:55,740 --> 00:26:59,369
There's the Love I remember, free, open.

456
00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:03,831
♪ I don't need to feel the sun
Let me touch your skin ♪

457
00:27:03,915 --> 00:27:08,461
[Joe] I couldn't be happier for--
Oh, there it is. Compersion.

458
00:27:10,171 --> 00:27:15,635
♪ Fill my mind with dirtiness
I'll invade your dreams ♪

459
00:27:16,844 --> 00:27:19,722
Come on. I wanna show you
what I set up in the bedroom.

460
00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:21,516
[Joe] And I'm officially terrified.

461
00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:32,860
I did say I'd endure torture for you.

462
00:27:32,944 --> 00:27:37,281
All right. Just remember,
tonight is a marathon, it is not a sprint.

463
00:27:38,241 --> 00:27:40,326
We have to have each other's backs.

464
00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:41,661
I got you covered.

465
00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:48,209
My magic potions.

466
00:27:48,793 --> 00:27:51,337
Stimulants, lab-grade shrooms,

467
00:27:51,421 --> 00:27:52,797
liquid downregulation,

468
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,759
killer rest-and-recovery aid
but strong as dick.

469
00:27:56,843 --> 00:28:00,638
I KO'd myself, like, six times
before getting my dosage right.

470
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:03,266
Yes.

471
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:06,894
This boosts testosterone like a mofo.

472
00:28:06,978 --> 00:28:07,812
Okay.

473
00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:13,276
For you.

474
00:28:14,902 --> 00:28:17,113
[Joe]
Actually, I probably need it tonight.

475
00:28:18,489 --> 00:28:21,117
Okay. Down the hatch.

476
00:28:24,954 --> 00:28:25,788
Thattaboy.

477
00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:27,832
Now...

478
00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:32,628
allow me to introduce you to my ritual

479
00:28:33,463 --> 00:28:34,630
for a night like tonight.

480
00:28:41,095 --> 00:28:43,306
[humming]

481
00:28:44,182 --> 00:28:45,391
Oh, ho-ho-ho.

482
00:28:45,475 --> 00:28:47,310
Oh, Marienne.

483
00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:51,564
You are the only one who could make
whatever's about to happen worthwhile.

484
00:28:56,527 --> 00:28:58,362
It's okay, you can look at it.

485
00:29:00,656 --> 00:29:01,991
Look at my dick.

486
00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:06,412
Welcome to the real party, brother.

487
00:29:16,881 --> 00:29:18,090
So glad you're here.

488
00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:27,558
What the fuck is happening?

489
00:29:38,361 --> 00:29:39,862
If you don't wanna fuck yourself,

490
00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:42,865
how is someone else gonna
wanna fuck you, my man?

491
00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:46,828
Oh, of course. Cary is Cary-sexual.

492
00:29:47,703 --> 00:29:52,166
Well, don't just stare.
Grab a mirror, join in.

493
00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:53,876
[phone buzzes]

494
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,211
[Joe] My savior.

495
00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:57,255
Cary, you know what?
This is our babysitter.

496
00:29:57,338 --> 00:30:01,551
-Real quick. Real quick, real quick.
-Hey, we said no... phones.

497
00:30:01,634 --> 00:30:03,010
[moans]

498
00:30:03,427 --> 00:30:04,262
Hey.

499
00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:07,765
-Is everything okay?
-I'm sorry.

500
00:30:07,849 --> 00:30:11,227
I didn't know who else to call
'cause I have no friends because of him.

501
00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:12,979
Ryan?

502
00:30:13,646 --> 00:30:16,607
An anonymous e-mail went out
to all of my contacts.

503
00:30:16,691 --> 00:30:19,193
I know it was him
because there were photos,

504
00:30:19,277 --> 00:30:24,657
-explicit photos that only he has and...
-Oh, no. I know those photos.

505
00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:28,536
And one of the people he sent it to
is Amy Woodruff, the editor,

506
00:30:28,619 --> 00:30:30,580
the children's book editor.

507
00:30:30,663 --> 00:30:31,956
And... And...

508
00:30:33,457 --> 00:30:35,251
Now she'll never work with me.

509
00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:37,712
[Joe] He is truly evil.

510
00:30:37,795 --> 00:30:39,088
I'm so sorry.

511
00:30:43,718 --> 00:30:45,511
I knew he was up to something.

512
00:30:47,597 --> 00:30:49,640
He fucking gets off on this shit.

513
00:30:54,937 --> 00:30:59,233
The worst part about being married is
that they actually know you so well

514
00:30:59,317 --> 00:31:01,694
that they can just use it
for the rest of your life.

515
00:31:01,777 --> 00:31:03,905
Listen to me, those photos,

516
00:31:05,156 --> 00:31:07,867
I know, sane people know,
Ryan weaponized them,

517
00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:12,914
and that makes him the bad guy
and a disgusting excuse for a human being.

518
00:31:13,748 --> 00:31:16,042
How am I supposed
to look at him in court tomorrow?

519
00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:19,337
With pity. He's a piece of shit
and you're gonna win.

520
00:31:20,421 --> 00:31:21,339
The rest...

521
00:31:22,256 --> 00:31:25,009
we'll figure out, okay?

522
00:31:27,511 --> 00:31:28,554
I'll help you,

523
00:31:28,638 --> 00:31:31,766
if and only if you ask me to, of course.

524
00:31:35,978 --> 00:31:37,063
Um...

525
00:31:38,189 --> 00:31:40,399
Do you wanna come over?

526
00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:42,234
I just...

527
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,112
I could really use a friend.

528
00:31:46,155 --> 00:31:47,782
[Joe] I'd give anything to.

529
00:31:47,865 --> 00:31:50,076
[Cary]
Joe, where the fuck are you, brother?

530
00:31:51,744 --> 00:31:53,454
I wish I could, but...

531
00:31:54,455 --> 00:31:56,457
No, no, no. It's okay.

532
00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:59,669
No, you've actually-- You've done enough.

533
00:32:01,462 --> 00:32:03,297
Thanks for answering, Goldberg.

534
00:32:13,766 --> 00:32:16,435
You missed the finale in there.
Give it to me.

535
00:32:16,519 --> 00:32:19,480
This will go in the phone bowl downstairs
with everybody else's.

536
00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:21,482
[women giggling]

537
00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:24,276
Well, it's go time.

538
00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:32,535
Oh, welcome back.

539
00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:35,788
I missed you.

540
00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:37,164
[Joe] Someone's loose.

541
00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:42,211
-Are you okay? You still seem tense.
-You think?

542
00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:45,214
-I'm good. No, I'm good.
-He's just a little shy.

543
00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:02,815
Oh, okay, so this is really happening.

544
00:33:06,569 --> 00:33:08,237
Uh-- Mm. Ow.

545
00:33:10,823 --> 00:33:11,907
Watch.

546
00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:24,170
Is there something wrong?

547
00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:27,840
Are you okay with this?

548
00:33:29,467 --> 00:33:30,760
More than okay.

549
00:33:30,843 --> 00:33:32,720
[Joe] I'm embarrassed for us.

550
00:33:47,902 --> 00:33:48,986
Ooh.

551
00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:54,700
This is fine. This is great, even.

552
00:33:56,869 --> 00:33:59,705
Sorry to ask twice,
but is there something wrong?

553
00:33:59,789 --> 00:34:02,291
Hey, sweetie,
just wait for the pill to kick in.

554
00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:03,501
Oh, yeah.

555
00:34:03,584 --> 00:34:05,836
I'm not used to an audience, I think.

556
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:10,674
Oh, I get it. I get it.
Just remember, look at your partner.

557
00:34:11,425 --> 00:34:14,053
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Yeah. Yeah, go.

558
00:34:16,180 --> 00:34:18,891
But I don't want Love,
I don't want Sherry.

559
00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:22,895
I don't want any of this.
All I want is you.

560
00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:31,195
There you are.

561
00:34:31,278 --> 00:34:32,988
There you are.

562
00:34:39,703 --> 00:34:41,330
I knew you'd come.

563
00:34:58,097 --> 00:34:59,265
[moans]

564
00:35:02,810 --> 00:35:05,521
Big boy. [grunts]

565
00:35:09,066 --> 00:35:09,984
Yes.

566
00:35:15,114 --> 00:35:17,158
[moaning loudly]

567
00:35:35,259 --> 00:35:36,760
Hakuna matata!

568
00:35:36,844 --> 00:35:38,762
-Gotta be fucking kidding me.
-Fuck!

569
00:35:40,222 --> 00:35:44,143
-Fuck. Somehow I just became the bad guy.
-No, it's okay. It's all right.

570
00:35:49,690 --> 00:35:50,733
[Joe] Shit.

571
00:35:54,111 --> 00:35:56,739
I cannot let her blame me
for this shit show.

572
00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:03,370
Hey.

573
00:36:08,042 --> 00:36:09,001
What happened?

574
00:36:13,047 --> 00:36:14,006
Who is she?

575
00:36:16,133 --> 00:36:17,176
Excuse me?

576
00:36:20,387 --> 00:36:22,181
Who were you thinking about just then?

577
00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:26,185
Nobody. Just you. It's always you.

578
00:36:26,268 --> 00:36:27,144
Bullshit.

579
00:36:29,939 --> 00:36:31,398
I know you, Joe.

580
00:36:31,482 --> 00:36:34,485
I know what I do will never
be good enough for you.

581
00:36:37,112 --> 00:36:38,489
This was your idea.

582
00:36:38,572 --> 00:36:40,324
Well, I had to do something.

583
00:36:40,407 --> 00:36:41,325
Or what?

584
00:36:42,284 --> 00:36:45,371
Why do you act like I'm not all in?
I am right here.

585
00:36:46,288 --> 00:36:48,290
All I do is worry about you.

586
00:36:48,374 --> 00:36:50,000
I don't need you to worry about me.

587
00:36:51,377 --> 00:36:53,254
I need your heart.

588
00:36:53,837 --> 00:36:56,507
-Henry needs your heart.
-Leave Henry out of this.

589
00:36:56,590 --> 00:36:57,967
I can't, Joe.

590
00:36:59,009 --> 00:37:02,680
Unlike you, I have to be his mother 24/7.

591
00:37:02,763 --> 00:37:05,266
In addition to running a fucking business,

592
00:37:05,349 --> 00:37:08,560
keeping this house together,
dragging you to therapy,

593
00:37:08,644 --> 00:37:12,189
trying to be my sexiest self so you don't
get bored and find another Natalie.

594
00:37:12,273 --> 00:37:15,359
-Can you please lower your voice?
-Why? You hate hearing the truth?

595
00:37:15,442 --> 00:37:19,738
-Our marriage is completely one-sided.
-That is absurd.

596
00:37:19,822 --> 00:37:21,365
You made me kill her.

597
00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:23,784
In addition
to being mother of the fucking year,

598
00:37:23,867 --> 00:37:26,495
I had to run interference
on one of your fucking patterns!

599
00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:28,664
-I killed Natalie for you!
-Shut...

600
00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:30,791
up.

601
00:37:30,874 --> 00:37:32,418
[floor creaking]

602
00:37:40,551 --> 00:37:41,927
Was that...?

603
00:37:42,011 --> 00:37:43,262
[Joe] Fuck me.

604
00:37:44,388 --> 00:37:45,889
Maybe they didn't hear anything.

605
00:37:46,974 --> 00:37:48,475
We have to know for sure.

606
00:37:51,312 --> 00:37:52,187
Okay, well,

607
00:37:53,897 --> 00:37:56,400
Sherry has this tell when she's lying,
she scratches her arm.

608
00:37:58,652 --> 00:37:59,987
I'll follow your lead.

609
00:38:02,573 --> 00:38:03,449
Okay.

610
00:38:13,584 --> 00:38:15,294
[both moaning]

611
00:38:15,377 --> 00:38:17,296
-There you are.
-Hey.

612
00:38:17,379 --> 00:38:19,506
Take any longer,
I'd have to shuck the corn again.

613
00:38:19,590 --> 00:38:23,719
I'm so sorry, guys. I just got in my head.

614
00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:25,095
I'm good now.

615
00:38:25,679 --> 00:38:28,390
I hope I didn't kill the vibe.

616
00:38:28,474 --> 00:38:31,101
Oh, my God, of course not.

617
00:38:31,185 --> 00:38:34,063
-It's so easy to get overwhelmed.
-Yeah.

618
00:38:34,146 --> 00:38:35,147
Yeah.

619
00:38:36,065 --> 00:38:36,899
Now...

620
00:38:37,107 --> 00:38:38,233
[clears throat]

621
00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:40,986
where were we?

622
00:38:45,407 --> 00:38:47,701
[Joe] I just can't tell.

623
00:38:49,411 --> 00:38:50,496
Something wrong?

624
00:38:50,579 --> 00:38:55,167
Oh, I'm great.
Why don't we get on the bed?

625
00:39:04,426 --> 00:39:05,302
Go.

626
00:39:09,890 --> 00:39:11,809
Hey, Sherry.

627
00:39:17,272 --> 00:39:18,690
[both grunting]

628
00:39:20,067 --> 00:39:23,737
I don't know what you think you heard...

629
00:39:26,198 --> 00:39:27,366
But we're...

630
00:39:33,414 --> 00:39:34,665
[yelps]

631
00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:38,127
There you go.
It's gonna end badly for Love too.

632
00:39:38,210 --> 00:39:40,003
Sherry knows Krav Maga.

633
00:39:41,213 --> 00:39:42,381
Go to sleep, buddy.

634
00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:47,594
[yells]

635
00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:18,625
[Sherry] Let me go!

636
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,087
No! No, please! No! God!

637
00:40:22,171 --> 00:40:23,797
[Joe] That does not sound good.

638
00:40:24,715 --> 00:40:26,425
He could be at Matthew's by now.

639
00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:41,231
Guess I'm gonna use Cary's gift
from the hunting trip after all.

640
00:40:46,195 --> 00:40:47,779
[shouts]

641
00:40:57,164 --> 00:41:00,417
Cary, let's go back inside.
We can talk about this.

642
00:41:06,256 --> 00:41:09,968
This is it. I never see you again.

643
00:41:11,261 --> 00:41:13,805
I get impaled, Love goes to prison.

644
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,558
Henry grows up in the system.

645
00:41:20,103 --> 00:41:21,146
No.

646
00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:28,111
[Cary screams]

647
00:42:47,482 --> 00:42:48,525
Are you okay?

648
00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:20,807
[moaning]

649
00:43:35,322 --> 00:43:36,948
Holy fucking shit.

650
00:43:39,284 --> 00:43:41,286
I think that was the best sex
we've ever had.

651
00:43:41,370 --> 00:43:43,622
[Joe] Yes, it was.

652
00:43:44,373 --> 00:43:48,043
The spark our marriage needed
doesn't come from swinging.

653
00:43:49,544 --> 00:43:51,797
Our love language is violence.

654
00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:08,146
[Joe] Shit.

655
00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:14,945
-Hey.
-What happened to the car?

656
00:44:16,321 --> 00:44:20,283
Love spilled fruit sauce.
So I'm just getting it before it sets in.

657
00:44:20,367 --> 00:44:21,660
At 5 a.m.?

658
00:44:23,036 --> 00:44:24,371
Couldn't sleep.

659
00:44:24,454 --> 00:44:26,456
Doesn't look like he's gotten much either.

660
00:44:26,540 --> 00:44:27,541
You okay?

661
00:44:32,629 --> 00:44:33,839
What was that last night?

662
00:44:33,922 --> 00:44:37,300
Last night? Oh, we were--
I mean, were we that loud?

663
00:44:38,176 --> 00:44:41,680
We had a kid with a sitter,
had a little fun.

664
00:44:41,763 --> 00:44:44,307
With the Conrads? I saw their car.

665
00:44:45,434 --> 00:44:48,270
Yeah, they were here for a second. Yeah.

666
00:44:48,353 --> 00:44:49,563
Oh.

667
00:44:50,689 --> 00:44:52,566
I thought I heard someone scream.

668
00:44:55,861 --> 00:45:00,866
It was drunken shenanigans.
It was harmless, really. I'm embarrassed.

669
00:45:00,949 --> 00:45:02,951
Stupid fun, really.

670
00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:06,371
Yeah, you and your wife, Love.
Just having fun.

671
00:45:08,999 --> 00:45:13,170
Yeah, again,
I apologize if it disturbed you.

672
00:45:13,253 --> 00:45:16,173
We were saying we should have you over
for dinner sometime soon.

673
00:45:16,256 --> 00:45:18,091
Yeah, real busy with work. But sometime.

674
00:45:19,885 --> 00:45:20,802
Sometime.

675
00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:53,543
I put my best friend...

676
00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:56,671
in a cage.

677
00:45:58,924 --> 00:46:00,383
Oh, my God.

678
00:46:02,594 --> 00:46:05,597
I am so grateful for you.

679
00:46:07,057 --> 00:46:10,268
I don't know anybody else
who would understand.

680
00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:13,480
I don't know what I'd do without you.

681
00:46:21,696 --> 00:46:22,614
Okay.

682
00:46:23,365 --> 00:46:24,950
I'm gonna make breakfast

683
00:46:25,033 --> 00:46:29,454
and then I can contact Henry's sitter
to see if they'll take him longer.

684
00:46:29,538 --> 00:46:31,206
We can just clean up.

685
00:46:31,289 --> 00:46:33,625
We'll go over there.
We'll "good cop, bad cop" them.

686
00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:36,586
[Joe] She's too good at this now.
This should not be routine.

687
00:46:36,670 --> 00:46:38,630
We will get through this, okay?

688
00:46:38,713 --> 00:46:43,176
I don't want to, I want you--
Shit. Your custody hearing.

689
00:46:44,177 --> 00:46:45,136
Joe?

690
00:46:45,220 --> 00:46:49,641
I forgot, I promised to fill in for Dante.
He's got a thing and I have to--

691
00:46:49,724 --> 00:46:53,353
I'll be fast, meet you soon as I'm done.
Don't do anything until I get there.

692
00:46:55,981 --> 00:46:58,984
-You are, as ever, an inspiration.
-Thank you.

693
00:47:00,235 --> 00:47:01,820
Well, that happened.

694
00:47:01,903 --> 00:47:03,905
-You killed it.
-You were so great.

695
00:47:03,989 --> 00:47:06,199
-Yeah?
-Yeah. Flawless, unimpeachable.

696
00:47:06,283 --> 00:47:08,410
Dare I say, unironically,
mother of the year.

697
00:47:08,493 --> 00:47:11,204
I'm so glad you were here. Both of you.

698
00:47:12,789 --> 00:47:13,874
Thank you.

699
00:47:20,380 --> 00:47:21,840
[inaudible dialogue]

700
00:47:23,967 --> 00:47:25,302
What was that?

701
00:47:26,261 --> 00:47:28,555
Are Ryan and the judge friends?

702
00:47:32,267 --> 00:47:35,312
You were right. The system is rigged.

703
00:47:35,395 --> 00:47:37,647
Come on, Dante. We're gonna go.

704
00:47:39,232 --> 00:47:43,028
And as long as he's in the picture,
you are always going to lose.

705
00:47:50,744 --> 00:47:53,121
Hey. You good?

706
00:47:54,497 --> 00:47:56,499
Yeah, I'm okay. What about--?

707
00:47:56,583 --> 00:47:59,711
Oh, they're-- They're just waking up.

708
00:48:05,425 --> 00:48:06,259
Hey.

709
00:48:08,094 --> 00:48:09,721
We're a team, okay?

710
00:48:11,389 --> 00:48:12,849
Till death do us part.

711
00:48:12,933 --> 00:48:16,436
[Joe] Clearly, my plan has backfired.
My wife seems more into me than ever.

712
00:48:32,369 --> 00:48:36,831
Swinging was supposed to be
my marriage's dying gasp, not theirs.

713
00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:43,129
How the fuck are these two
getting out of here alive?

714
00:48:47,133 --> 00:48:48,843
[theme music playing]