1 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:19,687 [Joe] Previously on You: 2 00:00:20,772 --> 00:00:22,148 [Love] I have a plan. 3 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:26,068 [reporter] Mrs. Engler was involved in an extramarital relationship 4 00:00:26,152 --> 00:00:27,361 with Gil Brigham. 5 00:00:27,445 --> 00:00:30,114 In a written letter, Mr. Brigham confessed 6 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:32,366 that he murdered Mrs. Engler and disposed of her remains. 7 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:33,576 Find the people that get you. 8 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:36,204 -How do you know who those people are? -You just do. 9 00:00:38,498 --> 00:00:40,500 [Joe] I can't be thinking about you like this. No. 10 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:42,210 You okay there, Joe? 11 00:00:42,919 --> 00:00:45,004 [Joe] Oh, no. This is bad. 12 00:00:47,632 --> 00:00:50,760 We've really turned a corner. We barely fight anymore. 13 00:00:51,427 --> 00:00:55,765 And when we disagree, we discuss it directly, then we move on. 14 00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:57,141 Guess you could say we're just 15 00:00:57,225 --> 00:00:59,936 -a normal, boring suburban family. -Whoo! 16 00:01:00,019 --> 00:01:01,187 [Joe] She said boring. Not me. 17 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:02,438 Everything's fine. 18 00:01:02,522 --> 00:01:04,482 [Joe] Sure, little bit of a yawn. 19 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:09,028 Oh, it's been six months. 20 00:01:10,029 --> 00:01:14,826 -And we don't know how to say this. -[Joe] Come on, Love. Spit it out. 21 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:16,452 Do we need to keep coming? 22 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:20,248 I know we're already down to every other week, 23 00:01:20,331 --> 00:01:22,834 but we rarely have anything to talk about with you. 24 00:01:22,917 --> 00:01:24,168 [Joe] Or with each other. 25 00:01:24,252 --> 00:01:25,461 Is this financial? 26 00:01:25,545 --> 00:01:29,632 We talked about your mom buying the vineyard and you feeling strapped. 27 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:32,343 -No, business is good. -Love is being modest. 28 00:01:32,969 --> 00:01:34,762 The bakery is a huge success. 29 00:01:34,846 --> 00:01:38,683 I can't believe I'm so happy here. 30 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:41,477 [Joe] I'd never call Love a pod person, 31 00:01:41,561 --> 00:01:44,021 but let's just say she's assimilated. 32 00:01:44,105 --> 00:01:47,525 -Joe? How have you been? -[Joe] Oh, I'm fine. 33 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:50,319 Bored, trapped in Pleasantville, aging so fast, 34 00:01:50,403 --> 00:01:52,697 I forget to jack off in the shower. 35 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:53,614 I'm good. 36 00:01:54,407 --> 00:01:55,575 Work is good. 37 00:01:56,325 --> 00:02:01,038 -Uh, I've really gotten into lawn care. -Oh, my God. 38 00:02:01,122 --> 00:02:05,751 -He is obsessed with the lawn. -The lawn is the foyer to the home. 39 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:10,631 [Joe] My love of our glorious foyer is genuine. 40 00:02:11,132 --> 00:02:15,720 After Gil, I realized there's a price to pay if you want a stable life. 41 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:17,513 And I am happy 42 00:02:17,597 --> 00:02:22,727 to forego excitement and chaos for that, to be the husband and father I want to be. 43 00:02:23,561 --> 00:02:27,940 I can do it, for Henry. I'm great at it. Lawn mowers are very fun. 44 00:02:28,024 --> 00:02:31,360 Joe's been having a harder time making friends here. 45 00:02:31,444 --> 00:02:32,570 [Joe] Excuse me? 46 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:36,699 I have plenty of friends. I do, at the library. 47 00:02:37,742 --> 00:02:40,870 -Any friends you don't work with? -[Joe] Well, no. 48 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:42,663 Everyone else is an asshole. 49 00:02:42,747 --> 00:02:44,540 Let me tell you what Love is not saying. 50 00:02:44,624 --> 00:02:48,169 Not having friends puts a lot of pressure on a partner. 51 00:02:49,545 --> 00:02:51,714 -Do you feel pressure, Love? -Yes. 52 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:52,632 [Joe] She does? 53 00:02:52,715 --> 00:02:55,676 One person cannot fulfill all our needs. 54 00:02:56,302 --> 00:02:59,138 It's crucial to have friends outside a marriage. 55 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:01,390 It takes some of that pressure off. 56 00:03:01,474 --> 00:03:05,519 [Joe] I don't see great candidates for BFF here in Madre Linda, but... 57 00:03:05,603 --> 00:03:06,437 Okay. 58 00:03:08,064 --> 00:03:09,523 I will try harder. 59 00:03:09,607 --> 00:03:12,735 I'm annoyed, but promises are easy when your priorities are clear. 60 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:15,071 Make our marriage work. 61 00:03:15,154 --> 00:03:17,823 So our time's almost up, but I should ask. 62 00:03:18,783 --> 00:03:20,284 How's your sex life been? 63 00:03:20,368 --> 00:03:21,744 -It's good. -It's great. 64 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,914 It's great. I should have said great. 65 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:29,293 [Love moaning] 66 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:32,296 Wait. 67 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,173 Ah. Not again. 68 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:35,424 Hold on, I just-- 69 00:03:35,508 --> 00:03:37,969 -I need a sec. -Hey, it's fine. It's fine. 70 00:03:40,805 --> 00:03:42,139 I'm tired anyway. 71 00:03:53,943 --> 00:03:57,238 Remember what we used to say? I wolf you. 72 00:04:01,367 --> 00:04:02,243 Yeah. 73 00:04:03,995 --> 00:04:05,579 We should bring that back. 74 00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:07,832 [Joe] We also never rip each other's clothes off 75 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,583 and fuck like wildcats anymore. 76 00:04:09,667 --> 00:04:11,460 We've been domesticated. 77 00:04:11,544 --> 00:04:13,546 -I'm sorry about-- -No, it's fine. 78 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:18,676 I wolf you. 79 00:04:19,802 --> 00:04:21,012 [chuckles] 80 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:27,143 [Joe] Wolf? We're dog-on-a-leash now. 81 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:29,353 This is fine. It's normal. 82 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:30,313 It's fine. 83 00:04:30,396 --> 00:04:33,607 And if it feels like it's not, maybe I'm the problem. 84 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:44,827 [Joe] Maybe you and Dr. Chandra are right. 85 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:48,414 My introvert tendencies are the reason I feel off. 86 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:51,959 Joe, mm, can you tilt your chin forward? 87 00:04:52,043 --> 00:04:54,879 [Joe] But did you have to make Sherry your best friend? 88 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,088 Oh, my God. 89 00:04:56,172 --> 00:04:59,717 The camera is loving Henry's authenticity. 90 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:04,889 Um-- Guys, are we sure puppies is the right theme for the party? 91 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,433 I'm not usually indecisive. It's just-- 92 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:09,352 Sherry keeps saying that... 93 00:05:09,435 --> 00:05:12,438 [Joe] Parties indicate your child and family are socially adjusted 94 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:15,191 and an integral part of the community. 95 00:05:15,274 --> 00:05:18,819 And a critical part of getting into The Ashman School, 96 00:05:18,903 --> 00:05:21,781 Madre Linda's premiere private Pre-K. 97 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:23,824 -Shoot me. -We're doing everything right. 98 00:05:23,908 --> 00:05:26,410 Joe, no one wants to go to a birthday party 99 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:29,455 where Daddy looks like a Cymbalta commercial, okay? 100 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:32,291 So, Love, let's get some singles over here, 101 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:34,043 and, Joe, just shake it off. 102 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:36,337 Just shake it off. 103 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:37,838 Come on. 104 00:05:37,922 --> 00:05:41,425 [Joe] Something about fitting into suburbia has changed you, Love. 105 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:45,137 You went from being horrified by the ostentatiousness of a kids party 106 00:05:45,221 --> 00:05:47,681 -to Keeping Up With The Conrads. -[Sherry] The other side. 107 00:05:47,765 --> 00:05:52,436 [Joe] And yet, you make belonging look so effortless. 108 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,522 -You do seem happy. -[Sherry] No Cymbalta here. 109 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:57,066 [Joe] Why do I still feel so on the outside? 110 00:05:57,149 --> 00:05:59,735 Joe, come over here, sweetie. The vibe is much better. 111 00:06:00,486 --> 00:06:02,196 [pop music playing over speakers] 112 00:06:03,072 --> 00:06:05,324 -Wow. -Oh, yeah. 113 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:07,868 I think Theo's visiting home. 114 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:09,286 Theo. 115 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:23,342 Yes! Yes! 116 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:24,510 Finally! 117 00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:28,013 We got it. These invitations are gonna be adorable. 118 00:06:28,097 --> 00:06:29,598 Yeah. 119 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:34,603 -Thank you so much, Sherry. Really. -Yeah. 120 00:06:34,687 --> 00:06:36,897 Joe, I like it when you appreciate me. 121 00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:40,943 [Marienne] Oh, my gosh. 122 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:42,945 If you could see his hair. 123 00:06:44,864 --> 00:06:47,074 Mari, do me the favor of describing. 124 00:06:47,158 --> 00:06:48,117 Oh, my. 125 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,034 Okay. 126 00:06:49,535 --> 00:06:55,374 Whole vibe's very Patrick-Bateman-meets-Venetian-gondolier. 127 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:59,628 Oh, okay. Right. Let me just go fix it. 128 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:02,339 Oh, no, no. No. Wait, wait. 129 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:06,468 Dante, cover the floor? 130 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,221 Okay, here's one. 131 00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:14,435 Favorite classic fantasy series. Let's say 1970s through '90s? 132 00:07:16,145 --> 00:07:17,563 Okay. Give me a minute. 133 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:21,609 Yes, I notice Marienne in that way, but I cut it off instantly. 134 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:23,319 I'm married, so she and I are friends. 135 00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:25,821 Am I supposed to feel bad that I'm friends with people at work? 136 00:07:25,905 --> 00:07:28,282 Dragonriders of Pern, maybe. 137 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:29,200 Okay. 138 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:33,412 But, you know, as a kid, I hid them. I was afraid they were for girls. 139 00:07:33,496 --> 00:07:38,000 Why? It's dragons fighting space worms. That is not gender-specific. 140 00:07:39,043 --> 00:07:41,754 -Trying to fit in is the worst. -[Joe] Exactly. 141 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:45,341 -How is this helping your portrait? -Who said I was doing a portrait? 142 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:48,177 Well, I mean, I guess, sort of. 143 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:51,347 I had been working on this sketch of the Little Prince and the Fox. 144 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:55,643 Couldn't get the Fox, and your vibe today inspired me. 145 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:59,813 It's for this illustration contest put on by this fancy imprint, 146 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:03,234 and this year, it's reinterpret a classic of children's lit. 147 00:08:04,235 --> 00:08:06,987 "It's the time you lavished on your rose 148 00:08:07,905 --> 00:08:11,283 that makes your rose so important." 149 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:12,868 Hmm. 150 00:08:14,453 --> 00:08:20,626 Um, anyway, I probably won't even submit, so... 151 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:25,548 You have a habit of talking yourself out of things. Is this something you do often? 152 00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:29,051 All right, Sigmund Freud, sit back and sit still, please. 153 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:32,638 I thought this wasn't a portrait. 154 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:37,893 -So why The Little Prince? -Just always loved it. 155 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:40,479 Translations never do it justice, 156 00:08:40,563 --> 00:08:43,649 but the original will always be my favorite. 157 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:44,775 Do you speak French? 158 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:46,652 [speaking French] 159 00:08:47,486 --> 00:08:51,615 -My first language. I was born in Paris. -You don't have an accent. 160 00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:54,451 You wanna be friends with people who can surprise you. 161 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:56,287 I moved when I was young, 162 00:08:56,370 --> 00:09:01,041 and it's really just not that interesting a story, so... 163 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:02,251 [Joe] Maybe to her. 164 00:09:02,835 --> 00:09:04,003 Why so wary? 165 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:06,463 So scared to be seen. 166 00:09:08,007 --> 00:09:12,428 That's what I want in friends, to be inspired to wonder. 167 00:09:12,511 --> 00:09:13,345 [Marienne] Joe? 168 00:09:13,804 --> 00:09:15,306 -[Joe] Who is she? -Show me. 169 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:18,100 Your drawing. 170 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:35,200 It's going to be beautiful. 171 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:40,122 -Thank you. -Marienne, you have to submit this. 172 00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:51,467 No, no, no. 173 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:54,845 Did I learn nothing from Natalie? Why am I holding this? 174 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,014 Put the bracelet down. 175 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:01,101 -Are you okay? -Yeah. 176 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:07,066 I mean, you look paler than usual, and that's saying something. 177 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:08,651 No, everything's fine. 178 00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:11,570 Okay. 179 00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:14,573 [Joe] Shit. Feeling drawn to Marienne is just a symptom. 180 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:19,620 The problem is me, running away from my perfectly good life and devoted wife. 181 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:25,000 So, if I'm the problem, how do I fix it? 182 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,298 Smells good, bro. 183 00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:38,222 But the key to truly orgasmic BBQ is catching the meat yourself. 184 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,598 Yeah, you mentioned. 185 00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:40,599 Six times. 186 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:43,519 But it's okay because look at you. 187 00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:45,646 Happy wife, happy life, right? 188 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:48,065 What could say more about my commitment 189 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:51,068 than agreeing to dinner with the fucking Conrads? 190 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,696 If putting up with Cro-Magnon man gets the tips you need 191 00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:58,826 to make Henry's party a success, I'm all in because I am all in, damn it. 192 00:10:58,909 --> 00:10:59,910 [Sherry and Love laughing] 193 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:03,914 -Are you sure you don't want a top off? -Ugh. It won't kill me. 194 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,040 [Love chuckles] 195 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,251 Ugh. 196 00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:09,545 That one. 197 00:11:12,089 --> 00:11:17,845 I heard he's on probation at school for showing up to a midterm drunk. 198 00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:18,971 -Oh. -Thanks. 199 00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:21,098 Imagine what his grades look like. 200 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,517 Actually, I thought he was doing okay. 201 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,645 That one's determined to self-destruct. 202 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:30,482 He got arrested in high school, two DUIs. 203 00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:33,735 Just a matter of time before he starts cooking meth like Jessica Sherman, 204 00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:35,529 winds up dead in a ditch. 205 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,114 Mm. 206 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:41,201 I mean, he seems like a good kid in a tough situation, 207 00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:45,456 -but I know you know him better than I do. -No. 208 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:47,749 No, you're right. 209 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:53,130 -He just needs some better influences. -Yeah. 210 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,424 [Cary] Pretty capable in the kitchen, Miss Quinn-Goldberg. 211 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:58,260 Next time we'll be hunting the pigs ourselves. 212 00:11:58,343 --> 00:11:59,595 Is that right? 213 00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,305 That'd be my husband. 214 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:03,140 Better watch out, Joe. 215 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:06,226 Cary's gonna wind up dragging you on his hunting trip tomorrow, 216 00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:07,728 make you a better man. 217 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:10,189 [Cary] Actually, there's a spot with your name all over it. 218 00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:11,815 It's just what you need, my friend, 219 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:14,318 to recharge those masculine batteries, if you know what I mean. 220 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,695 -[Joe] I do not. -We hike. We hunt. 221 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:20,991 We don't have to restrain our, uh, natural impulses. 222 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,367 It's an incredible feeling, 223 00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:25,120 letting out that part of yourself that you have to cage. 224 00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:28,457 [Joe] Unleashing my impulses is the opposite of what I need to do. 225 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:30,584 No, thank you. Hard pass. 226 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,712 It sounds great, but I do think that we have Henry's party... 227 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:36,298 No, no, no. It sounds great. You should totally go. 228 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,675 Sherry and my mom can help with party prep. 229 00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:41,595 Be great for you to get to know the guys better. 230 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,597 -[doorbell rings] -[Joe] Saved by the bell. 231 00:12:45,057 --> 00:12:48,060 [Cary] We're almost to the day. My brother's September 2nd. 232 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,063 -Theo. -Hi. 233 00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:53,065 You look nice. 234 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:57,402 -What are--? What are you...? -Oh, I, um... 235 00:12:57,486 --> 00:13:01,323 It's street cleaning tomorrow, so thought I'd give you a heads-up. 236 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,118 Car's in the driveway. 237 00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:08,455 Yeah, but to warn you not to put them on the street. 238 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:12,960 Okay. 239 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,046 -Okay, wait. Wait, wait, Theo. -Yeah. 240 00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,258 Are--? Are you okay? 241 00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:22,511 Yep. 242 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,555 Never better. 243 00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:28,141 Really? Because I heard that-- 244 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,018 Hey. 245 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:33,605 Why do I feel like I walked into the middle of something? 246 00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:39,611 Oh, by the way, the lawn, it looks impeccable. 247 00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:42,990 Richard Yates-level attention to detail. 248 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:44,950 [Joe] He's read Yates? 249 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,830 -He's weirder than ever, huh? -He's not weird. 250 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:53,250 He's a kid. Kids are weird. Cut him some slack, okay? 251 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,297 [Joe] Why are you acting so--? No, no, no. 252 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:02,342 Stop looking for trouble. You are fine. I am the problem. 253 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,055 So why do I feel like you're hiding something? 254 00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:10,392 Dr. Chandra would say I'm falling into old patterns. No. 255 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,728 I'm committed to being a good husband and father. 256 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,896 That involves things like lawn care 257 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:18,191 and making sure there are no fraudulent charges from hotels 258 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:21,445 where you're conducting an affair with the stepson of the woman you killed. 259 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:25,282 Yeah, I know how crazy I sound... Love! What the fuck? 260 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:28,827 One, two... Twelve Uber charges in Palo Alto? 261 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,663 Are ride-shares the seedy motels of NorCal? 262 00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,001 How the fuck did I miss this? 263 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,545 Hey. He's down. 264 00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:44,092 What? Something wrong? 265 00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:49,181 Do you know about these Uber charges in Palo Alto? 266 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,393 Are you asking me or accusing me? 267 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:57,564 I'm calling the credit card company to cancel. I just wanted to make sure. 268 00:14:57,648 --> 00:15:01,401 Sometimes Theo texts me when he's drunk and I get him an Uber. 269 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,195 What? 270 00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:05,697 Nobody looks out for him, Joe. 271 00:15:05,781 --> 00:15:08,659 And with Matthew, it's good to keep a line open. 272 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,540 Is there something else you're not telling me? 273 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:19,127 Love? 274 00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:23,840 -Okay, he kissed me. -He kissed you? 275 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:28,553 Yeah. It was before he left for school. I mean, obviously, I shut it down. 276 00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,472 -That's shutting it down? -Don't yell. 277 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:33,100 -You've been sneaking around. -That's crazy. 278 00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:36,019 You made me feel like something's wrong with me. 279 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:40,107 And I've done everything you asked. You've been lying to me this whole time! 280 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,656 What the fuck was that, Joe? 281 00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:51,159 You are clearly not happy. 282 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,664 I hope this weekend helps you get your shit together. Something has to. 283 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,753 [dramatic music playing] 284 00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:08,427 [Joe] Being with men in the woods is not my thing, 285 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:13,348 but I couldn't say no to you after what I did, so here I am. 286 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:17,060 You can go on ahead without me if you... 287 00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:20,647 Nah, no man left behind. 288 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:26,153 Cary and I made that pact at 'Manjaro. He carried me up the Barranco Wall. 289 00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:30,282 Kilimanjaro. What an amazing-- How much longer to the campsite? 290 00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:33,118 Nothing bonds you like the altitude shits. 291 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,287 [Joe] Why is male small talk so terrible? 292 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,748 'Manjaro was such an eye-opener. When I got back, 293 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,833 Kiki and I started unschooling the kids. 294 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:41,835 Unschooling? 295 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,338 It advocates for child-chosen activities 296 00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:47,591 instead of textbook-based learning. 297 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,051 Books can be the worst. 298 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,469 Mind-confiners, right? 299 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:54,264 Cary's the expert, even though Sherry's all in on The Ashman School. 300 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,933 I respect how they make it work. 301 00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,478 Can I tell you something? 302 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,356 Cary saved my marriage. 303 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:09,362 I made all this money in my 20s. Didn't have to work, so I stayed home. 304 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:13,450 I loved being the kids' unteacher. But, also, I was... 305 00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:17,162 I just didn't feel like a man. 306 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,122 I was angry all the time. 307 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,334 I came here broken. 308 00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:26,338 Cary helped me embrace my inner beast. 309 00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:30,967 To grunt and breathe and scream and... 310 00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,054 And cry. 311 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,348 To let go. 312 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:39,726 [Joe] All's fine and well for this guy, his inner beast's a Persian kitten. 313 00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:41,770 Letting go is scary. 314 00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:47,609 It's something about these woods, with these men, that makes it feel safe. 315 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:51,655 I'm excited for you. Your life's about to change. 316 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:55,242 [Joe] How coddled was his life to believe he's safe among men? 317 00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:58,870 I wasn't even safe among boys. 318 00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:00,080 [boys chattering] 319 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:04,000 [Derek] You like that shit, buddy? Huh? Huh? 320 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:07,754 Oh, this is so fun. This is so fun. 321 00:18:07,838 --> 00:18:11,883 You're gonna cry for your mommy too, huh? Just like your buddy Joe! 322 00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:13,510 [Brandon] You okay? 323 00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:21,393 Yeah. Yeah, I guess I'm in worse shape than I thought. 324 00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:30,694 ...if you hadn't been snacking the whole time... 325 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:31,653 You know what? 326 00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:38,201 Welcome to the Promised Land! 327 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:41,705 -You went all out. -His minions went all out. 328 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:42,998 Got here hours ago. 329 00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:45,709 It started off as a hike and ended as a run. 330 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,837 Way too much energy. Yes! 331 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,255 Claim your digs. 332 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:53,175 Then we'll gather more wood. I'm glad you're here, boys. 333 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,634 Let's go. 334 00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:58,597 Faith over fear. It's time to check out, so we can check in. 335 00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:02,475 Let's hydrate! We're gonna do some sweating, boys. 336 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:08,231 Mm-mm. 337 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:12,736 Rule number two. Only food we eat is what we kill ourselves. 338 00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:16,990 We'll go over the rules at dusk. 339 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,867 [Joe] What is this, Fight Club in the redwoods? 340 00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,785 -I haven't eaten all day. -Yeah. 341 00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:23,371 Let me tell you a story. 342 00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:28,835 One time I got caught in a 'lanche, split-boarding at 'Hoe. 343 00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:31,838 In the snow two hours before they rescued me. 344 00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:34,049 Most suffocate in five minutes. 345 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:38,261 If I can survive that, pretty sure you can survive this. 346 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:42,849 Let me translate. 347 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:47,437 Cary got stuck in an avalanche in Tahoe. 348 00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:50,398 Must we abbreviate everything? Confusing. 349 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:53,443 Who's got the arms to gather fuel with me? 350 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,362 I'm on it. 351 00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:58,031 Chop-chop. Let's run. 352 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:04,496 Yeah! Let's do this! Fire is life, boys. Fire is life. 353 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:07,499 -You actually like these trips? -I like that Andrew likes them. 354 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:12,545 No, in all honesty, they really have been a savior for our marriage. 355 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,382 I'm sorry. 356 00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:17,342 How? 357 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,135 We come undone. 358 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:23,139 The first time I came out here, I wept like a baby. 359 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:28,311 All it took was trying to make fire. Some make it farther before they break. 360 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,480 Why would anyone wanna get to that point? 361 00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:34,567 Your kid hasn't reached the terrible twos 362 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:37,320 or my personal favorite, the fucking fours, 363 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,155 but he still has tantrums? 364 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,783 Henry's an overachiever in that area. 365 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:46,955 So don't you ever wanna scream and cry and break shit? 366 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:51,751 Cary says this trip's about being a man. I think it's about being a kid again. 367 00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:52,669 Hmm. 368 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,297 Here. 369 00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,883 You can have a meaningful experience while maintaining 370 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:01,094 a normal blood-sugar level. 371 00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:04,514 Thank you. 372 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:09,144 [bells chiming] 373 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:16,735 Hello. Welcome. What can I get you? 374 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:19,446 Uh, yeah, can I get one of everything? 375 00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:23,408 Oh. I forgot my wallet again. 376 00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:24,492 Ugh. 377 00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:26,119 Well... 378 00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:30,373 That's all right. 379 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,502 On the house. Study fuel. 380 00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:35,962 Mm. 381 00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:39,549 I'm actually taking some time off. 382 00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:43,428 To process the whole Natalie thing. 383 00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:46,514 You could have told me you were struggling. 384 00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:51,394 No, I couldn't 'cause you drew a line. 385 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,230 -No more e-mails, only Ubers. -Right. 386 00:21:54,898 --> 00:21:55,732 Thank you. 387 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:57,650 But, um... 388 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,654 I am worried about you. 389 00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:04,115 Are you? 390 00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:08,370 'Cause I've been worried about you. 391 00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:13,625 I... I heard your husband yelling at you the other night, 392 00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:16,086 and I know that we are, like... 393 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:20,340 Whatever, but if you need someone to talk to-- 394 00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:22,759 -Yeah, I have friends for that. -Right. 395 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,095 Sherry Conrad. 396 00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:29,224 -We have more in common than you think. -You're both human women. 397 00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:30,308 Totally. 398 00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:33,019 Come on, she's, like, an inch deep. 399 00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:37,482 You're only friends because she's the only option in town. 400 00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:39,359 It's not a crime to fit in, Theo. 401 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,946 Maybe you'll understand that when you're older. 402 00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:45,615 You've changed. 403 00:22:47,408 --> 00:22:48,952 That's not always a bad thing. 404 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,747 Enjoy the muffins. Okay? 405 00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:00,296 [bells chiming] 406 00:23:05,969 --> 00:23:07,679 [Cary making animal call] 407 00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:19,607 I learned this mating call outside of Cartagena. 408 00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:24,028 Three minutes later, a doe popped out of the brush, started nuzzling my cock. 409 00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:25,738 [Joe] Will it ever stop? 410 00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:27,699 All right, let's go. Circle up! 411 00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:30,243 Rules! 412 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:34,831 One, we already know, make our own fire. Well done, my brothers. 413 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:35,748 Whoo! 414 00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:38,626 Two, we only eat what we kill. 415 00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:39,752 -Yeah. -Yeah. 416 00:23:39,836 --> 00:23:43,882 Three, issue with a fellow hunter? You fight it out. 417 00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:44,799 [grunts] 418 00:23:44,883 --> 00:23:48,678 Four, no phones, no shirts. No exceptions. 419 00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:50,722 Other than that, 420 00:23:51,306 --> 00:23:53,141 no rules! 421 00:23:53,224 --> 00:23:54,851 -Yeah! -Grunt! 422 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,269 -[all grunting] -Scream! 423 00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:59,689 -[all screaming] -Embrace your inner beasts! 424 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,065 [all shouting] 425 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:04,485 -Yes! Yes! -Yes! 426 00:24:04,569 --> 00:24:05,987 Yes! 427 00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:10,992 Come on! Let's go, Goldberg! I'm gonna get you dirty tonight, boy. 428 00:24:12,202 --> 00:24:13,036 [Joe] Shit. 429 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:21,669 Love, you had your tribe in L.A. You even found one here. 430 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:24,214 [all screaming] 431 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:29,344 But if this is my pack, I think I'm meant to be a lone wolf. 432 00:24:29,427 --> 00:24:30,845 You ready to feel like a high-speed, 433 00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:33,848 low-drag apex motherfucking predator out there? 434 00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:39,354 Shit. 435 00:24:43,274 --> 00:24:44,150 Thattaboy. 436 00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:45,777 Now listen to that drum. 437 00:24:46,402 --> 00:24:47,237 Huh? 438 00:24:48,196 --> 00:24:49,614 How does it make you feel? 439 00:24:49,697 --> 00:24:50,698 [Joe] Appropriative. 440 00:24:51,199 --> 00:24:56,621 You've been disconnected for so long that your manhood is literally shrinking. 441 00:24:58,289 --> 00:25:00,416 Love told Sherry about your dick issues. 442 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,584 [Joe] You told her? 443 00:25:02,293 --> 00:25:03,169 Come on. 444 00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:04,879 Feel that. 445 00:25:05,964 --> 00:25:07,674 You feel alive right now, don't you? 446 00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:10,468 And you want more. 447 00:25:11,552 --> 00:25:12,887 Tell me I'm wrong. 448 00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:14,180 [Joe] He's wrong. 449 00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:15,265 It's fine. 450 00:25:15,932 --> 00:25:16,891 I do, yeah. 451 00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:24,148 You're my charge tonight, Joe. I'm not letting you leave my side. 452 00:25:31,781 --> 00:25:33,116 Now we hunt. 453 00:25:34,826 --> 00:25:36,786 I can't believe they said no presents. 454 00:25:37,287 --> 00:25:39,789 At least I won't be paying for his therapy. 455 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:40,873 [cell phone buzzing] 456 00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:43,001 Got any more wine? 457 00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:51,843 Hello? 458 00:25:53,094 --> 00:25:54,470 Theo, I can't talk. 459 00:25:56,347 --> 00:25:57,390 You're where? 460 00:25:57,974 --> 00:25:59,934 [Cary] Keep up the pace, Goldberg. 461 00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:05,106 I didn't give you permission to stop. Beasts don't stop. 462 00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:06,399 [ominous music playing] 463 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:08,735 Faster. 464 00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:15,325 -Wait. Hang on. I need a second. -Boo-hoo. Get up. 465 00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:18,786 -I need a minute. -There are no time-outs in life. 466 00:26:18,870 --> 00:26:21,080 On your feet. 467 00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:24,500 Jesus Christ. Does your penis have mounds on it? 468 00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:28,087 [Joe] No. I am not that guy, as much as Cary deserves it. 469 00:26:28,171 --> 00:26:29,380 -[branches rustling] -Quiet. 470 00:26:29,464 --> 00:26:31,215 -You hear that? -What? 471 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:36,679 Oh, what the fuck now? 472 00:26:38,348 --> 00:26:39,265 Wait here. 473 00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:41,976 [Joe] Things aren't gonna work out between me and Cary. 474 00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:45,229 I'd say now is my chance to escape. 475 00:26:45,897 --> 00:26:47,815 But if he doesn't come back, I'll starve, 476 00:26:47,899 --> 00:26:50,401 or be eaten by whatever I'm hunting. 477 00:26:50,485 --> 00:26:52,320 This is what I get for being a pacifist. 478 00:26:53,905 --> 00:26:55,239 Woo-hoo! 479 00:26:55,323 --> 00:26:57,784 -[Joe] Uh... No. -Take it. 480 00:26:57,867 --> 00:26:59,327 -Take the squirrel. -No. 481 00:26:59,410 --> 00:27:01,037 -Kill it. -No, no, no. 482 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:04,999 Are you okay with your life as it is? If you wanna get your dick up again-- 483 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:08,336 -I don't see how the two are related. -[yelling] It's about being a man! 484 00:27:08,419 --> 00:27:10,671 Let go of the squirrel. You're hurting it. 485 00:27:10,755 --> 00:27:11,589 [squirrel chittering] 486 00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:15,051 [bones crack] 487 00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:20,056 [in normal voice] Yeah. You think I'm a bully? 488 00:27:21,099 --> 00:27:21,933 Fine. 489 00:27:23,017 --> 00:27:24,268 You know the rules. 490 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:27,188 "You got a problem with a fellow hunter, 491 00:27:28,106 --> 00:27:29,565 you fight it out." 492 00:27:32,944 --> 00:27:35,696 Come on, Joe. I'm gonna need you to hit me. 493 00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:38,157 [Derek] No one is coming to save you, you pussy. 494 00:27:38,241 --> 00:27:40,910 I'm not playing this scene from this movie. 495 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:44,414 [yelling] Come on, bro! Clock me, motherfucker! 496 00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:46,040 What you gonna do, Goldberg? 497 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,460 Fucking hit me! 498 00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:51,796 Now! 499 00:27:56,050 --> 00:27:58,261 -[Cary screaming] -[thuds] 500 00:28:06,519 --> 00:28:07,770 [Joe] Oh, shit. 501 00:28:12,316 --> 00:28:13,651 [boys chattering] 502 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:32,295 [Derek] No one is coming to save you. What you gonna do, Goldberg? 503 00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:33,379 Don't! 504 00:28:49,353 --> 00:28:51,564 -Help. Help. -What happened? 505 00:28:52,190 --> 00:28:53,775 -Cary... -He fell. 506 00:28:53,858 --> 00:28:54,692 [Jackson] Is he okay? 507 00:28:54,776 --> 00:28:55,818 -He fell. -Shit. 508 00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:57,028 Hey! No phones. 509 00:28:57,111 --> 00:28:59,155 Are you serious? This is an emergency. 510 00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:01,324 -He's not breathing. -Shit, there's no signal. 511 00:29:01,866 --> 00:29:03,618 -He's dead. -We don't know that. 512 00:29:03,701 --> 00:29:06,162 What's going on? Oh, God. 513 00:29:06,537 --> 00:29:08,414 We don't know that. He might not be. 514 00:29:09,874 --> 00:29:11,459 Come on. Come on. 515 00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:13,461 -Come on! -What are we gonna do? 516 00:29:13,544 --> 00:29:15,129 Come on, wake up. 517 00:29:15,213 --> 00:29:16,297 Wake up. 518 00:29:17,298 --> 00:29:18,716 What are you doing, Goldberg? 519 00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:23,137 You saving me? 520 00:29:24,847 --> 00:29:26,516 I'm fucking moved, man. 521 00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:29,685 -Oh, my God. You're alive. -Of course I'm alive. 522 00:29:31,354 --> 00:29:33,731 Been taking glutathione for a decade. 523 00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:34,816 [groans] 524 00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:37,985 I'm impossible to kill. 525 00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:42,073 -[shoulder cracks] -[groans] 526 00:29:42,156 --> 00:29:43,115 Ooh. 527 00:29:54,585 --> 00:29:55,878 And this fucking guy... 528 00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:58,256 [Joe] He's gonna tell them I threw him off a fucking cliff, 529 00:29:58,339 --> 00:30:02,051 that I'm crazy, whatever the opposite is of "part of the tribe." 530 00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:05,096 Goldberg is a fucking animal. 531 00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:07,974 Come here. 532 00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:24,115 You are one fine specimen of a man, Joe. 533 00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:34,625 [breathing heavily] 534 00:30:38,546 --> 00:30:39,422 Let it out. 535 00:30:42,216 --> 00:30:43,509 [sobbing] 536 00:30:46,053 --> 00:30:49,515 [Jackson] Yes, Joe. Let it out. Good man. That's it. You got this. 537 00:30:49,599 --> 00:30:51,434 [Brandon] You got this. This is your 'Manjaro. 538 00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:53,394 -[Jackson] There he is. -[Andrew] You're good. 539 00:30:53,477 --> 00:30:55,021 Welcome to the other side. 540 00:30:59,692 --> 00:31:02,236 [Andrew] You got this. Yeah! 541 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:05,740 [Joe] I came to the woods, afraid of the darkness inside me, 542 00:31:05,823 --> 00:31:08,242 but they saw it 543 00:31:08,326 --> 00:31:10,286 and accepted me anyway. 544 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:13,456 Is this what it feels like to have friends? 545 00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:16,459 Fitting in is not always the worst. 546 00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:20,546 Yes, they're silly. Yes, what happens out here is fucking nuts. 547 00:31:20,630 --> 00:31:21,964 All I know... 548 00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:25,551 is I feel like me again. 549 00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:47,365 -I didn't think it would take so long. -You could have killed yourself. 550 00:31:47,448 --> 00:31:49,367 -Or someone else. -That might be stretching it. 551 00:31:49,450 --> 00:31:52,828 -You don't know that! -I was driving a scooter. 552 00:31:54,497 --> 00:31:56,332 An electric scooter. 553 00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:00,711 Ah. 554 00:32:01,796 --> 00:32:04,215 They arrested you for driving drunk on a scooter? 555 00:32:04,298 --> 00:32:05,132 Yeah. 556 00:32:13,307 --> 00:32:14,684 You ever been on one? 557 00:32:16,394 --> 00:32:17,228 [Love laughing] 558 00:32:17,311 --> 00:32:18,896 -[Theo] All right. Ready? -Yeah. 559 00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:20,606 -Ready for the hill? -Yeah. 560 00:32:20,690 --> 00:32:21,816 We're charging the hill. 561 00:32:21,899 --> 00:32:23,067 [both shouting] 562 00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:28,656 Let's go! 563 00:32:31,492 --> 00:32:32,660 Oh, fuck. 564 00:32:36,956 --> 00:32:40,334 -Ow. -See? It's not that easy. 565 00:32:40,418 --> 00:32:41,419 Is it? 566 00:32:42,003 --> 00:32:44,547 I can't believe I've never done that before. 567 00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:48,467 Well, you know, it is a perfectly socially-acceptable way 568 00:32:48,551 --> 00:32:50,928 for adults to get around now, FYI. 569 00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:58,519 Um... 570 00:33:01,814 --> 00:33:03,774 So the rumors about... 571 00:33:05,568 --> 00:33:09,155 me taking a leave of absence because of Natalie... 572 00:33:10,072 --> 00:33:11,073 Um... 573 00:33:12,950 --> 00:33:14,035 They're not true. 574 00:33:15,578 --> 00:33:16,412 I... 575 00:33:18,581 --> 00:33:20,207 I'm flunking out because... 576 00:33:22,293 --> 00:33:24,462 I can't stop thinking about you. 577 00:33:32,928 --> 00:33:36,932 If you want me to shut up, I will. I'm not trying to be an asshole. 578 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,602 I'm just trying to figure out... 579 00:33:42,313 --> 00:33:45,733 how I can focus when all I want is you. 580 00:33:45,816 --> 00:33:47,693 Theo, shut up. 581 00:33:48,736 --> 00:33:49,653 No. 582 00:33:50,196 --> 00:33:52,031 It's like you're playing house. 583 00:33:53,115 --> 00:33:55,618 But none of this actually makes you happy. 584 00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:57,953 I'm playing house? 585 00:33:59,413 --> 00:34:02,833 You're a teenager chasing after a married woman. 586 00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:04,627 What's your endgame? 587 00:34:12,510 --> 00:34:14,178 [dramatic music playing] 588 00:34:31,987 --> 00:34:33,322 [cell phone buzzing] 589 00:34:41,997 --> 00:34:44,792 Did you go to the bakery for that frosting tip or Alaska? 590 00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:48,337 I got distracted with the sourdough starter. 591 00:34:48,796 --> 00:34:50,881 I saw that boy get out of your car. 592 00:34:52,174 --> 00:34:53,467 What are you doing? 593 00:34:55,177 --> 00:34:57,513 It's nothing. I'm just helping him out. 594 00:34:59,223 --> 00:35:01,350 You missed Henry's first steps. 595 00:35:02,935 --> 00:35:03,769 What? 596 00:35:03,853 --> 00:35:06,689 You might have seen if you'd picked up when I FaceTimed you. 597 00:35:07,731 --> 00:35:09,733 Oh, he's down for the night now. 598 00:35:11,902 --> 00:35:14,071 Love, Love, 599 00:35:14,697 --> 00:35:16,699 all parents make mistakes. 600 00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:17,908 God knows I did. 601 00:35:17,992 --> 00:35:19,952 I missed my son's first steps. 602 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:21,745 It was anticlimactic. 603 00:35:21,829 --> 00:35:24,331 I don't even think I really remember yours. 604 00:35:24,415 --> 00:35:26,292 What the fuck am I even doing? 605 00:35:27,877 --> 00:35:29,461 I mean, I'm happy here. 606 00:35:29,545 --> 00:35:32,840 -Everything's fine if Joe would just be-- -Blame Joe all you want. 607 00:35:32,923 --> 00:35:35,676 The truth is, you preferred him when he was a problem to fix. 608 00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:37,136 You like someone to save. 609 00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:39,054 It's the dynamic you had with your brother. 610 00:35:39,138 --> 00:35:40,806 So let me be blunt. Grow up. 611 00:35:42,224 --> 00:35:44,643 That boy will distract you from your son. 612 00:35:45,186 --> 00:35:48,189 I know you love Henry, but that doesn't mean you won't harm him. 613 00:35:52,234 --> 00:35:55,029 Here, have some of my cab sauv. 614 00:35:55,821 --> 00:35:58,532 Much healthier addiction than a teen boy. 615 00:36:00,159 --> 00:36:03,954 Now, if you'll excuse me, my crush Rachel Maddow is waiting. 616 00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:09,376 [cell phone chimes] 617 00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:46,163 This is very impressive. 618 00:36:46,747 --> 00:36:50,209 Hey. Hi. Wow, you made it home on time. 619 00:36:50,292 --> 00:36:52,836 Are you kidding? I wouldn't miss it. 620 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,171 I'm... 621 00:36:54,255 --> 00:36:56,799 I think Henry's a little young for hunting. 622 00:36:56,882 --> 00:36:58,592 These are gifts from Cary. 623 00:36:58,676 --> 00:37:00,261 They're for us. His and hers. 624 00:37:00,344 --> 00:37:01,387 Huh. 625 00:37:02,513 --> 00:37:03,639 Wow. 626 00:37:05,432 --> 00:37:06,517 Hey. 627 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,894 Hi, hi. 628 00:37:14,024 --> 00:37:16,735 -Hey, you smell bad. -Yeah, I know, it's awful. 629 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:20,614 I'm gonna shower, but first, I need to apologize. 630 00:37:20,698 --> 00:37:23,284 -No. Joe-- -I have been working so hard 631 00:37:23,367 --> 00:37:25,661 to keep myself in line, 632 00:37:26,996 --> 00:37:29,915 I forgot there are healthy ways to let things out. 633 00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:32,751 I'm sorry I didn't tell you about-- 634 00:37:32,835 --> 00:37:35,254 You don't need to tell me everything. 635 00:37:36,338 --> 00:37:37,339 I trust you. 636 00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:43,846 -Wow. That was some weekend you had. -Yeah. Really, it was. 637 00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:45,306 [doorbell rings] 638 00:37:45,389 --> 00:37:46,849 Fuck, okay, okay. 639 00:37:46,932 --> 00:37:49,768 -People are here. Get a shower real quick. -Yeah. 640 00:37:49,852 --> 00:37:50,686 Okay. 641 00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:01,280 -[Love] Hi. -[woman] Hi. 642 00:38:03,490 --> 00:38:06,493 [Joe] I can't remember a time when I didn't long for someone 643 00:38:06,577 --> 00:38:08,662 who totally accepted me. 644 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,707 The bad with the good. 645 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:18,422 Why is it that a person who can do that always comes at a cost? 646 00:38:24,053 --> 00:38:25,512 Your friend Paulie's doing better. 647 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:28,432 Thought you might wanna know. 648 00:38:32,436 --> 00:38:35,397 If you'd given it back to that bully, I wouldn't have told on you. 649 00:38:37,149 --> 00:38:38,650 It's what he deserves. 650 00:38:39,443 --> 00:38:41,779 -I chickened out, I guess. -Yeah. 651 00:38:43,947 --> 00:38:45,574 'Cause you're not like him. 652 00:38:47,910 --> 00:38:50,412 I know what it feels like to get picked on. 653 00:38:53,082 --> 00:38:54,708 I'm sorry, it's not fair. 654 00:39:00,339 --> 00:39:01,799 We'll look out for each other. 655 00:39:03,384 --> 00:39:04,218 Deal? 656 00:39:05,886 --> 00:39:06,720 Deal. 657 00:39:13,602 --> 00:39:17,106 [Joe] You were right, Love. This party wasn't just about him. 658 00:39:17,189 --> 00:39:19,566 We did it. We kept him safe. 659 00:39:19,650 --> 00:39:24,321 Doesn't mean he'll happy all the time, it just means we're here for him, 660 00:39:24,405 --> 00:39:25,531 no matter what. 661 00:39:25,614 --> 00:39:27,074 [both moaning] 662 00:39:32,830 --> 00:39:34,123 Oh, my God. 663 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,375 Oh, my God. 664 00:39:37,751 --> 00:39:38,877 You're an animal. 665 00:39:43,924 --> 00:39:45,759 I think we're gonna have to get... 666 00:39:46,844 --> 00:39:48,011 somebody to... 667 00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:51,765 soundproof the bedroom. 668 00:39:51,849 --> 00:39:53,976 -I think I know a guy. -Mm-hm. 669 00:39:54,768 --> 00:39:56,520 [cell phone beeping] 670 00:39:58,230 --> 00:39:59,064 What? 671 00:39:59,648 --> 00:40:01,191 -Fuck. -What is it? 672 00:40:01,275 --> 00:40:05,487 Fuck. The bakery. The alarm's been off for, like, four hours. 673 00:40:05,571 --> 00:40:06,697 It's probably okay. 674 00:40:07,698 --> 00:40:10,576 -What if someone--? -Look, I'm sure the sensor's 675 00:40:10,659 --> 00:40:13,620 -just on the fritz, but I'll go. I got it. -Yeah? 676 00:40:14,455 --> 00:40:15,414 I really got it. 677 00:40:15,497 --> 00:40:18,625 And by that, I'm afraid what I really mean... 678 00:40:18,709 --> 00:40:22,129 is that I used primitive tools to carve out the time and space I need 679 00:40:22,212 --> 00:40:24,840 to go on a certain kind of hunt. 680 00:40:27,843 --> 00:40:33,015 I'll admit, this is all a bit elaborate. And this ploy will only fool you once. 681 00:40:33,682 --> 00:40:37,269 But after what happened with Natalie, you can't blame me for covering my tracks. 682 00:40:40,397 --> 00:40:41,899 [Theo] Oh, fuck. 683 00:40:43,066 --> 00:40:44,276 Oh, my God. 684 00:40:44,818 --> 00:40:45,903 [Theo moaning] 685 00:41:00,292 --> 00:41:02,002 Oh, fuck. 686 00:41:02,085 --> 00:41:05,088 [Joe] Cary actually taught me an important lesson, Love. 687 00:41:05,172 --> 00:41:07,299 I can't completely cage what's inside of me 688 00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:10,427 or, when it bursts out, it comes for blood. 689 00:41:10,511 --> 00:41:11,345 [screams] 690 00:41:11,428 --> 00:41:14,556 Better to feed it just enough to keep it in check, 691 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:17,434 keep it on a leash, take it out for walks, 692 00:41:17,518 --> 00:41:19,853 but make sure it knows the rules. 693 00:41:19,937 --> 00:41:21,897 No keepsakes. 694 00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:23,148 Are you okay? 695 00:41:23,232 --> 00:41:26,527 No social media, just watching. 696 00:41:28,111 --> 00:41:32,157 So now I have you, Marienne. 697 00:41:32,658 --> 00:41:36,245 Arms always full of books. Never leaving the library before dark. 698 00:41:36,328 --> 00:41:37,955 No one to hurry home to. 699 00:41:39,581 --> 00:41:40,916 We're just friends. 700 00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:43,752 So, what is it about you? 701 00:41:44,670 --> 00:41:46,296 I can't pin it down. 702 00:41:46,380 --> 00:41:51,802 All I know is that I've felt more alive these past few days watching you 703 00:41:51,885 --> 00:41:55,013 than I have in a long, long time, Marienne. 704 00:41:55,597 --> 00:41:59,893 But... you can trust me with this secret, Love. 705 00:42:00,602 --> 00:42:04,856 Juggling the two of you is confusing, I'll admit. 706 00:42:05,691 --> 00:42:07,609 But I'm up for the challenge. 707 00:42:07,693 --> 00:42:09,111 You won't find out. 708 00:42:09,194 --> 00:42:10,654 You can't. 709 00:42:10,737 --> 00:42:13,365 I'll be careful. So, so careful. 710 00:42:13,448 --> 00:42:16,076 Things will be different this time. 711 00:42:20,372 --> 00:42:21,748 [theme music playing]