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Previously on "You"...
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Everyone just calls me Beck.
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And you are Joe?
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Goldberg.
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A guy needs to protect himself,
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and your name was
a glorious place to start.
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The next thing our little
friend the Internet gave me
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was your address.
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Professor Leahy.
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Professor Obvious
wants to sleep with you.
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Your friends are disloyal,
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and that Peach is the queen bee.
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How broke are you?
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Benjamin J. Ashby, Greenwich
born, boarding school bred.
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God, you make me insane.
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Oh!
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I think I know you.
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Oh, right.
Of course.
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You're smart, except in
the ways you are really not,
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like not locking your phone.
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Maybe we could get
a drink sometime.
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Sure.
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What you really need is
someone to save you.
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Man, I'm thinking maybe...
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Whatever you think I did...
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I can help, Beck.
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You got the wrong guy.
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Let me help you.
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Tonight's the night, Beck.
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Our first date.
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It just feels right, right?
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I'm looking forward to it,
and I think,
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obvious hangover aside,
you are, too.
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But I've read people wrong
in the past.
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One day, I'll tell you
about Candace,
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every red flag I was blind to,
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how destroyed I was.
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What can I say?
We all have baggage.
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But I feel like I'm dealing
with it the right way.
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Not bothering you,
just checking it.
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Hanging with you like this is
admittedly honing skills
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I never knew I'd need,
but hey, handy.
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You can't afford new clothes,
but let's be real.
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You'd look perfect
in a potato sack.
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Not a criticism,
God knows I am, too,
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but you seem distracted.
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Of course, a new phone.
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Not sure how you went
24 hours without one.
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As you activate
your new friend there,
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I know you think you're also
deactivating your old one.
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But here's where you're wrong.
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Your old phone, which I have,
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is still logged into the cloud.
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And that means
I'm still logged into you.
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Sci-fi movies are so wrong.
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Technology is our friend.
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You've reached Benji.
Leave some love. Namaste.
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Hey, look,
you haven't texted back.
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Just let me know
you're okay, okay?
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That's all I ask.
This is really annoying, Benji.
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It is annoying.
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You're not thinking about us,
you're thinking about him.
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I kind of thought I took care
of that for you, Beck.
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Want to start off the class
this morning?
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- Sure.
- Good.
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My last T.A. was like
a little mouse,
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afraid of public speaking.
Oh, that's my job.
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Well, lucky us,
you're good at it.
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We're still on for tomorrow,
drinks, poetry?
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Nothing if not up
for both of those.
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Hey, they came for the big day.
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Want me move them down
to the basement?
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No, I'll do that. Just get
started on the window display.
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Oh, hey, I was thinking about
making cookies for #ReleaseDay.
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Amanda Chantal Bacon has a dope
recipe in "Moon Juice Cookbook:
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Cook Cosmically for Body,
Beauty, and Consciousness."
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Kill me.
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Sounds great, Ethan.
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Oh, and that kid is back.
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Paco?
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Hey, speed reader.
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Hi, Joe.
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What are you reading?
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This book about werewolves
the girls in my class
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won't stop talking about.
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It's more about love stuff
than werewolf stuff.
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There should be right up here...
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Yeah, it's right here.
Here, try this.
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"Frankenstein"?
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Yeah, the monster is
really cool and scary
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but also not really the monster.
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What does that mean?
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Just read it.
You can tell me.
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Ethan's got snacks.
Set 'em up.
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Let me the hell outta here!
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Now!
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Settle down, Benji.
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Let's talk.
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Synced & corrected by MaxPayne
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Okay, granted I didn't think
too far ahead
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when I swung that mallet.
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I just knew Benji was
the worst kind of poison,
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the kind you know is bad
but can't stop taking.
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So I did what I had to do
to help you, Beck.
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And now, there's
an adult human male
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in the basement
of this bookstore.
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Somebody!
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The basement's soundproof.
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Aah!
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The owner loved to
read in peace down here.
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I'm sorry.
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I told you,
I don't know who you are,
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I don't know why I'm here.
I swear.
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Confession, I have no idea
what to do with him now.
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I'm gonna give you
my family lawyer's number.
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He'll get you paid.
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Of course he thinks
I want money.
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You know who my father is?
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Benjamin Ashby II,
hedge fund manager.
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We have a jet. We'll send
you anywhere in the world.
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Best case, that's somewhere
far away from you, Beck.
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Worst case,
that ends with prison time.
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Not an option.
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It's a poppy seed bagel,
extra schmear.
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Go to hell.
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I don't eat gluten.
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It's an allergy, okay?
That shit is real.
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Gluten, dairy, if I ate
a peanut, I could die.
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Well, gosh,
whatever can I get you?
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I'd just like a bare burger
wrapped in chard.
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Or I could do sushi.
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Sushi?
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My diet is limited.
Please?
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Whoever you are,
you're not a killer.
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Oh, how I wish I was.
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This would be
much less complicated.
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Let me out of here.
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I won't say anything to anyone.
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He doesn't even know my name.
I can figure this out.
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I'm claustrophobic.
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My blood sugar's low.
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Is this sugar?
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I found it in your wallet along
with three bars of Xanax,
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Adderall, half a sheet of,
I think, acid, is it?
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Whatever.
It's not even for me.
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I network.
I own a business.
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That's right, Home Soda.
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It's artisanal.
It's gonna blow up.
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Is it?
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Do your investors know
you do heroin?
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Or your... your father?
How about your girlfriend?
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I don't have a girlfriend.
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Oh, shit!
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That's where I know you from.
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You were in the cab!
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Beck's cab!
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She... she said your name.
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It's Jimmy. No.
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This is Joe.
He literally saved my life.
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It's Joe!
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Now, that's a complication.
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Do not tell me that you're
doing this because of Beck.
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She's not my girlfriend.
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You can have her!
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Take her!
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Careful, Benji.
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Not winning any points.
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If you knew her,
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you would not be
putting me in a cage
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and ruining your life over
Guinevere Goddamn Beck!
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If you want out,
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you'll do what I want.
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The days of being with a man
who doesn't value you,
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those are over.
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If we can get over
the first date hump.
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Can't help it,
worried about Benji.
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That's why it's so crucial
Benji's out of your picture.
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Please, he's off
getting shit-faced.
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Or he's in some kind of trouble.
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What we have right now is
just a little spark.
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Every choice is a message.
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With Candace, I always felt
like I was pushing.
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But now I realize,
can't force it,
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the timing, the spark.
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So you tell me if
you're too distracted, Beck.
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You decide.
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Sure. Looking forward.
Free at six.
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So it was just one of those
cheesy diaries with a lock,
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but I couldn't stop writing.
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I just... I felt better having it
all down on paper, you know?
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And then I did this little
creative writing assignment
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and it just blew
my teacher's mind.
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She acted like it was the best
thing she'd...
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Honestly, part of me thought
this date would never come,
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and now it feels so easy,
so right.
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This is how our story goes,
Beck.
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And here I am.
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Sometimes you just,
you do things on instinct
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because you have to, and
then you scramble, you know.
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Yeah, I kinda know.
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I totally didn't Google
you, but if I did,
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I might discover you
aren't on social media.
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Fact, it renders you insanely
vulnerable with zero upside.
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I'm an old-fashioned guy.
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I like real life.
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What about your job?
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Bookstore manager or...
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Or international
super spy, which is...
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I mean, is that your goal or...
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I know I'm in a city
full of people
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with... with... with big, fat
neon sign aspirations.
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And I know it's not cool to say
and it's not big and flashy...
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but I love books,
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and I want my life to be about
what I actually love.
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Yeah, I get that.
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Sorry, just a second, okay?
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Yeah, go ahead.
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Hey.
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Yeah, I know it's serious,
Peach.
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I'm the one who told you
I was worried.
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Okay.
Yes, I'm coming.
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I'm sorry, I have to go.
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This friend, he just... apparently
he had to go meet someone
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and never came back.
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It's worrying.
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We can pick it up some other
time if you have to.
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All right, thank you.
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I hope your friend is okay.
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I thought I'd done it,
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gotten Benji out of our way.
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Looks like I have to
finish the job.
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To figure out what to do
with the poster boy
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for white male privilege
in the cage,
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I need to understand
who he truly is.
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And to do that, I need to know
what he cares about.
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This is totally unfair.
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If I knew you were
gonna quiz me,
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I'd have put more recent
books on the list.
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So bottom line, you've never
even read "On the Road."
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It's very possible to
read a book
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without having to read it
in the traditional manner.
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You can read about a book.
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Yeah, I get it.
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You're a fraud.
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Here, give me the stupid book.
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I'll read it right now,
you sadistic prick.
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Anything to get me out of here.
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I do understand something
about you now, Beck.
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You somehow think this guy
is all you deserve.
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You're looking a little gray
and mealy in there.
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Yeah, no shit.
You stole my stash!
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I thought it wasn't for you.
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Fine.
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You happy? It's mine.
I'm a chipper.
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I never do it more than
three days in a row.
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00:11:51,618 --> 00:11:52,986
And I'm quitting.
257
00:11:52,986 --> 00:11:56,390
Okay, only if you're quitting.
258
00:12:05,332 --> 00:12:07,467
Doesn't work that way.
259
00:12:07,467 --> 00:12:10,771
It's only one way.
260
00:12:12,506 --> 00:12:15,375
Thank you.
Thank you.
261
00:12:19,012 --> 00:12:22,349
Just one more thing.
262
00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:24,952
Password.
263
00:12:32,993 --> 00:12:34,928
Leanna.
264
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:36,697
L-E-A-N-N-A.
265
00:12:36,697 --> 00:12:39,933
His phone lock is
another girl's name, Beck.
266
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:42,803
Jesus Christ.
267
00:12:44,705 --> 00:12:45,872
Oh, yeah.
268
00:12:52,679 --> 00:12:55,382
Well, he's been living
a frankly off-brand life
269
00:12:55,382 --> 00:12:57,317
for a guy who markets
health soda.
270
00:12:57,317 --> 00:12:59,086
Based on the evidence,
271
00:12:59,086 --> 00:13:00,554
he's not missing you
when you're gone.
272
00:13:00,554 --> 00:13:02,990
You don't mean anything to him.
273
00:13:11,898 --> 00:13:13,500
Say cheese.
274
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,068
I was worried.
I called his mother.
275
00:13:15,068 --> 00:13:16,603
We were about to call
the police, and he's high
276
00:13:16,603 --> 00:13:18,205
in some random shitburg
in Massachusetts
277
00:13:18,205 --> 00:13:20,340
according to his geolocation.
278
00:13:20,340 --> 00:13:22,909
Don't say geolocation.
You're not a stalker.
279
00:13:22,909 --> 00:13:25,012
At least we know he's fine,
just being the worst.
280
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:28,649
So we're all gonna go try
that new bar tonight, right?
281
00:13:28,649 --> 00:13:29,583
In SoHo.
282
00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:31,251
You are such a lush.
283
00:13:31,251 --> 00:13:33,186
Shit, I can't go.
I'm sorry.
284
00:13:33,186 --> 00:13:36,189
I'm supposed to have drinks
with my thesis adviser.
285
00:13:36,189 --> 00:13:37,591
Oh.
286
00:13:37,591 --> 00:13:40,327
Ugh, scale of one
to ten, how pervy?
287
00:13:40,327 --> 00:13:41,995
He won an award
for a book of poems
288
00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:45,532
that probably has 35 references
to, like, vagina lips.
289
00:13:45,532 --> 00:13:47,601
Well, banging your professor
is like a grad school
290
00:13:47,601 --> 00:13:49,036
rite of passage.
Is it?
291
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,937
Annika's like the Wikipedia
page for slut, so...
292
00:13:50,937 --> 00:13:53,340
Whatever. I banged
my bio professor.
293
00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:54,675
It was fine.
294
00:13:54,675 --> 00:13:56,276
Notably, I passed the class.
295
00:13:56,276 --> 00:13:57,878
You know, eyes on the prize.
296
00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,279
Ovary up, girl.
297
00:13:59,279 --> 00:14:01,715
Beck doesn't want to ovary up.
298
00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:03,617
He controls
my status as a T.A.
299
00:14:03,617 --> 00:14:05,018
He could knock me
out of my housing.
300
00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:07,721
Or you could not figure
it out and report him.
301
00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:09,890
I think it only works
that way in the movies.
302
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:13,927
Whatever.
We're seeing you tomorrow.
303
00:14:13,927 --> 00:14:15,595
My party.
304
00:14:15,595 --> 00:14:19,366
Tomorrow is the anniversary
of my parents' divorce.
305
00:14:19,366 --> 00:14:21,902
The party I always have
to distract myself.
306
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:24,538
Of course. Sorry.
I'm coming.
307
00:14:29,376 --> 00:14:32,846
One more line, man, come on.
308
00:14:32,846 --> 00:14:36,350
Just tell me your plan
and I will help you.
309
00:14:36,350 --> 00:14:38,118
Where is she right now?
310
00:14:38,118 --> 00:14:40,187
She's partying her face off
with Lynn and Annika, right?
311
00:14:40,187 --> 00:14:42,689
Actually, she's about
to meet her thesis adviser,
312
00:14:42,689 --> 00:14:45,726
but glad to hear
you take her seriously.
313
00:14:45,726 --> 00:14:50,397
See, this is
what I'm telling you.
314
00:14:50,397 --> 00:14:53,367
You see this hardworking
writer chick.
315
00:14:53,367 --> 00:14:55,102
How could you not?
316
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:57,204
She's branded the living shit
out of herself
317
00:14:57,204 --> 00:14:58,438
across the Internet.
318
00:14:58,438 --> 00:15:00,006
I want you to know,
319
00:15:00,006 --> 00:15:01,641
if I wasn't about
to be late to see you,
320
00:15:01,641 --> 00:15:03,577
I would beat this guy bloody
321
00:15:03,577 --> 00:15:05,545
for the way he talks about you.
322
00:15:05,545 --> 00:15:09,583
I'm telling you,
this is her thing.
323
00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:12,619
Right now, she's got on
red lipstick
324
00:15:12,619 --> 00:15:16,223
and she's getting ready to
work her professor hard
325
00:15:16,223 --> 00:15:18,425
for that "A."
326
00:15:18,425 --> 00:15:21,461
I'll see you later, Benji.
327
00:15:21,461 --> 00:15:23,430
Hey, come back.
328
00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:26,433
I'm hungry!
329
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:36,977
There's a directness.
330
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,379
That's what's special
about your work.
331
00:15:39,379 --> 00:15:41,782
So if it's not direct
to the bone, cut it.
332
00:15:41,782 --> 00:15:44,818
Thanks.
That's really helpful.
333
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,954
And coming from you,
it means a lot.
334
00:15:47,954 --> 00:15:51,525
A lot of people find
a direct woman irresistible.
335
00:15:51,525 --> 00:15:54,428
You should lean into that
in your life as well.
336
00:15:54,428 --> 00:15:57,564
Yeah, easier said than done.
337
00:15:57,564 --> 00:16:00,367
Well, you can always
practice on me.
338
00:16:00,367 --> 00:16:03,470
I'm safe.
339
00:16:03,470 --> 00:16:06,039
You really have nothing
to be nervous about.
340
00:16:07,474 --> 00:16:11,144
The world is your
bright red apple.
341
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:14,815
You think he writes these
lines in advance like a poem?
342
00:16:17,384 --> 00:16:19,653
I wish I had your...
confidence.
343
00:16:19,653 --> 00:16:25,292
Putting your work out
into the world is a service.
344
00:16:25,292 --> 00:16:26,993
I'll try and remember that.
345
00:16:26,993 --> 00:16:28,962
I wouldn't tell you
if you weren't talented.
346
00:16:28,962 --> 00:16:31,298
I'm happy to share
all my secrets.
347
00:16:31,298 --> 00:16:35,969
So, Beck, maybe it's time to
acknowledge what there is here.
348
00:16:45,912 --> 00:16:49,549
Don't touch me.
It's not sexy, it's repulsive.
349
00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:55,155
Sorry, but this is...
350
00:16:55,155 --> 00:16:56,556
You invited me to.
351
00:16:56,556 --> 00:16:58,358
No, I didn't.
352
00:16:58,358 --> 00:17:00,126
You flirt brazenly.
353
00:17:00,126 --> 00:17:02,295
You wear clothes so sheer
I can see your nipples.
354
00:17:02,295 --> 00:17:03,763
What do you call that?
355
00:17:03,763 --> 00:17:05,232
- It's crazy.
- If you're gonna stay
356
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:08,969
on the safe side of the
plausible deniability zone,
357
00:17:08,969 --> 00:17:11,304
cover your tits,
358
00:17:11,304 --> 00:17:13,173
stop the blow-job eyes,
359
00:17:13,173 --> 00:17:16,643
and write... better.
360
00:17:16,643 --> 00:17:18,345
I like you,
361
00:17:18,345 --> 00:17:20,046
but clearly you're overworked.
362
00:17:20,046 --> 00:17:24,117
It's only right to release you
from the T.A. position.
363
00:17:24,117 --> 00:17:25,218
No. No, please.
364
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:28,421
Get some rest.
365
00:17:28,421 --> 00:17:30,023
You're right to be angry.
366
00:17:30,023 --> 00:17:33,693
Some things can't
just be allowed to be.
367
00:17:33,693 --> 00:17:36,663
Something has to be done
about someone like him.
368
00:17:51,978 --> 00:17:53,146
Hello.
369
00:17:53,146 --> 00:17:55,882
Hey, where are you?
370
00:17:55,882 --> 00:17:57,918
I'm in the Village.
371
00:17:57,918 --> 00:18:01,955
Maybe we can finish our talk.
372
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:05,158
Yeah, I'll be there in 15.
373
00:18:18,979 --> 00:18:20,681
Are you staring at my lipstick?
374
00:18:20,681 --> 00:18:21,949
No, no.
No, I'm not.
375
00:18:21,949 --> 00:18:23,383
I'm not.
No, it's just different.
376
00:18:23,383 --> 00:18:26,787
No, I just... I wanted
to try something new,
377
00:18:26,787 --> 00:18:29,056
but you're right,
it's not really me.
378
00:18:29,056 --> 00:18:31,024
So why did you call me?
379
00:18:31,024 --> 00:18:33,593
I don't know.
Spontaneous impulse.
380
00:18:33,593 --> 00:18:35,629
That's okay. You'll learn
you can tell me anything.
381
00:18:35,629 --> 00:18:37,130
We cut it short last time
because a friend of yours,
382
00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:38,532
he was missing, right?
383
00:18:38,532 --> 00:18:41,601
Oh, God, he's fine.
He's just an idiot.
384
00:18:41,601 --> 00:18:43,737
Agree with you there,
but you want to keep it light.
385
00:18:43,737 --> 00:18:45,272
I can do that.
386
00:18:45,272 --> 00:18:48,342
Okay, this couple here
coming in the door,
387
00:18:48,342 --> 00:18:50,644
what do you think, first date?
388
00:18:50,644 --> 00:18:54,481
Third. She's not sure
she wants to seal the deal.
389
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:56,116
Hmm.
390
00:18:56,116 --> 00:18:58,852
And those two.
391
00:18:58,852 --> 00:19:00,721
Where?
392
00:19:00,721 --> 00:19:01,989
Brink of divorce.
393
00:19:01,989 --> 00:19:05,592
Ooh, that's cold.
394
00:19:05,592 --> 00:19:08,261
Okay.
395
00:19:09,963 --> 00:19:11,631
Oh, that's easy.
396
00:19:11,631 --> 00:19:15,135
It's us in 30 years.
397
00:19:15,135 --> 00:19:17,137
And that was way too much.
398
00:19:17,137 --> 00:19:18,805
I love that.
399
00:19:21,308 --> 00:19:23,243
Wow, you're in super good
shape for an old guy.
400
00:19:23,243 --> 00:19:25,712
Thank you, and you,
if I may say,
401
00:19:25,712 --> 00:19:28,648
are hot as ever.
402
00:19:28,648 --> 00:19:30,250
But in a dignified,
age-appropriate away.
403
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:33,587
It's all the yoga.
It keeps me young.
404
00:19:36,857 --> 00:19:39,693
To be honest, Joe, I'm so happy
405
00:19:39,693 --> 00:19:42,162
that you could come tonight.
406
00:19:42,162 --> 00:19:43,663
It's been the worst day.
407
00:19:43,663 --> 00:19:46,800
My thesis adviser,
he made a pass at me.
408
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,035
Oh, you're kidding.
409
00:19:48,035 --> 00:19:49,803
The most embarrassing part is
410
00:19:49,803 --> 00:19:52,873
I actually thought he
believed in me and my work.
411
00:19:52,873 --> 00:19:54,374
This isn't your fault.
412
00:19:54,374 --> 00:19:56,643
Yeah, but dumb shit
like this happens all the time.
413
00:19:56,643 --> 00:19:59,479
I'm starting to think
I'm some kind of magnet
414
00:19:59,479 --> 00:20:03,250
for, like, dudes
with serious issues.
415
00:20:04,785 --> 00:20:07,821
So what are you gonna do
about your thesis adviser?
416
00:20:07,821 --> 00:20:10,123
I don't know.
Get through it.
417
00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:15,295
I believe in you.
418
00:20:19,199 --> 00:20:21,568
Hey, do you want to come to
a party with me tomorrow?
419
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:23,437
Already booking our next date.
420
00:20:23,437 --> 00:20:26,940
It's at a friend,
Peach Salinger's.
421
00:20:26,940 --> 00:20:28,608
Like J.D. Salinger?
422
00:20:28,608 --> 00:20:29,843
I mean, yes.
423
00:20:29,843 --> 00:20:31,111
Whoa! Wow.
424
00:20:31,111 --> 00:20:32,913
But she doesn't like
to talk about it.
425
00:20:32,913 --> 00:20:34,247
And she's a sweetheart.
426
00:20:34,247 --> 00:20:36,883
Her family's just
a little, you know?
427
00:20:36,883 --> 00:20:38,852
Yeah, whose isn't?
428
00:20:50,130 --> 00:20:52,966
Mm.
I like yours better.
429
00:20:56,570 --> 00:20:58,538
Well, let's give thanks to
our lord Stephen King,
430
00:20:58,538 --> 00:21:00,307
who bestoweth books
so that our bookstores
431
00:21:00,307 --> 00:21:02,843
in third dimensional
locations may live.
432
00:21:02,843 --> 00:21:06,046
It's cool how you
get in the monster's POV.
433
00:21:06,046 --> 00:21:08,248
You understand
why he does stuff.
434
00:21:08,248 --> 00:21:10,584
Almost like it's...
435
00:21:10,584 --> 00:21:11,985
Justified?
436
00:21:11,985 --> 00:21:14,087
Yeah, but then it's weird,
437
00:21:14,087 --> 00:21:15,655
'cause he's bad but not all bad.
438
00:21:15,655 --> 00:21:17,390
Quick Twitter break for Benj.
439
00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:18,859
Maybe Dr. Frankenstein's
the bad one
440
00:21:18,859 --> 00:21:22,729
for even making him, right?
441
00:21:22,729 --> 00:21:25,532
Well, I think it's open
to your interpretation.
442
00:21:25,532 --> 00:21:27,701
You ready?
443
00:21:29,002 --> 00:21:32,072
Let's do it then.
Release the kraken!
444
00:21:32,072 --> 00:21:34,441
Hey, come on in.
Hey, good morning.
445
00:21:34,441 --> 00:21:36,776
Cookies, homemade,
not just for me.
446
00:21:36,776 --> 00:21:39,012
Get a book.
447
00:21:39,012 --> 00:21:42,716
Thank you so much.
Your receipt is in the book.
448
00:21:42,716 --> 00:21:44,484
Whoa, we need another
box already.
449
00:21:44,484 --> 00:21:46,119
Ethan, can you watch
the register for a second?
450
00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:47,354
Kid ran down to
the basement to get it.
451
00:21:47,354 --> 00:21:49,022
I'm an idiot.
What? No.
452
00:21:49,022 --> 00:21:50,223
Yeah, I saw him grab the key.
453
00:21:51,725 --> 00:21:52,726
Paco!
454
00:22:04,538 --> 00:22:07,107
Paco!
455
00:22:07,107 --> 00:22:08,275
What did I say?
456
00:22:08,275 --> 00:22:09,643
I'm sorry.
457
00:22:09,643 --> 00:22:11,178
I told you not
to come down here.
458
00:22:11,178 --> 00:22:12,746
I just wanted to grab a book.
459
00:22:12,746 --> 00:22:14,514
Don't be an idiot!
Why would you do that?
460
00:22:14,514 --> 00:22:15,715
- I'm sorry.
- Why?
461
00:22:28,562 --> 00:22:31,965
So what happened with you
and Professor Vaj Lips?
462
00:22:31,965 --> 00:22:34,434
Let's just say I better
find a better job
463
00:22:34,434 --> 00:22:35,769
or some kind of housing or...
464
00:22:35,769 --> 00:22:38,505
I don't know.
465
00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:43,410
Okay, enough of this shit.
466
00:22:43,410 --> 00:22:46,279
Peach, no. I can't...
I can't accept it.
467
00:22:46,279 --> 00:22:47,714
Stop.
468
00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:51,351
It's just first, last,
and a deposit, okay.
469
00:22:53,286 --> 00:22:55,155
Don't be so noble, okay.
470
00:22:55,155 --> 00:22:57,557
Just take the check
and stop stressing.
471
00:22:57,557 --> 00:22:59,659
Here.
472
00:23:07,234 --> 00:23:09,269
Jesus Christ.
473
00:23:09,269 --> 00:23:12,505
If you want to kill me, what
the hell are you waiting for?
474
00:23:12,505 --> 00:23:15,108
Why would I want to kill him?
475
00:23:15,108 --> 00:23:16,643
Who wants to kill people?
476
00:23:16,643 --> 00:23:18,044
Three cups,
477
00:23:18,044 --> 00:23:20,313
one is your brand, Home Soda.
478
00:23:20,313 --> 00:23:21,915
It's the best, right?
479
00:23:21,915 --> 00:23:23,316
So prove it.
480
00:23:23,316 --> 00:23:24,718
Tell me which one it is.
481
00:23:24,718 --> 00:23:26,920
If I get this right,
I get a fix?
482
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,923
If you get this right,
483
00:23:29,923 --> 00:23:32,659
I'll let you out.
484
00:23:46,539 --> 00:23:47,941
I need a palate cleanser.
485
00:23:47,941 --> 00:23:49,809
Cup two.
486
00:23:55,615 --> 00:23:57,117
Three.
487
00:24:05,025 --> 00:24:08,161
One, two, or three?
488
00:24:08,161 --> 00:24:10,430
I don't know.
489
00:24:12,732 --> 00:24:15,568
Wait!
None of them, okay!
490
00:24:15,568 --> 00:24:18,238
They all taste like stale,
cheap drugstore soda.
491
00:24:18,238 --> 00:24:21,441
They're not mine.
492
00:24:21,441 --> 00:24:22,809
They're all yours.
493
00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:24,210
That's bullshit!
494
00:24:24,210 --> 00:24:27,147
Home Soda is, obviously.
495
00:24:27,147 --> 00:24:29,549
Let me out of here!
496
00:24:29,549 --> 00:24:31,518
Let me out of here!
497
00:24:31,518 --> 00:24:34,587
You psychopath!
498
00:24:38,825 --> 00:24:40,593
Fine!
499
00:24:40,593 --> 00:24:43,496
You win!
I lose!
500
00:24:43,496 --> 00:24:45,598
We all lose.
501
00:24:45,598 --> 00:24:49,936
What am I gonna do with
this lying sack of shit, Beck?
502
00:24:49,936 --> 00:24:52,038
You want Beck, right?
503
00:24:53,340 --> 00:24:55,608
Let's... let's be clear.
504
00:24:55,608 --> 00:24:59,446
She does not want to be
with a guy like you.
505
00:24:59,446 --> 00:25:01,681
I can help you.
506
00:25:01,681 --> 00:25:04,918
No. Actually, she invited me
to a party tonight.
507
00:25:04,918 --> 00:25:06,186
To Peach Salinger's.
508
00:25:06,186 --> 00:25:09,823
A Salinger party, oh, Joe.
509
00:25:09,823 --> 00:25:12,826
She... she's taking you
to add texture.
510
00:25:12,826 --> 00:25:14,561
She wants to seem interesting,
511
00:25:14,561 --> 00:25:17,230
like she hangs out
with real folk.
512
00:25:17,230 --> 00:25:19,132
She's deep, she's an artist.
513
00:25:19,132 --> 00:25:20,734
Truth?
514
00:25:20,734 --> 00:25:22,969
Beck will always
leave someone like you
515
00:25:22,969 --> 00:25:25,405
for someone who can
take her places.
516
00:25:25,405 --> 00:25:27,507
We never made it
to a single party
517
00:25:27,507 --> 00:25:29,476
'cause she couldn't
jump on me fast enough.
518
00:25:29,476 --> 00:25:32,579
She's playing you for a chump,
my friend.
519
00:25:37,617 --> 00:25:39,719
So yeah, it was really bad.
520
00:25:39,719 --> 00:25:42,555
Basically, food poisoning
is the reason why
521
00:25:42,555 --> 00:25:44,124
Peach and I are friends.
522
00:25:44,124 --> 00:25:45,759
Puke does bond you.
523
00:25:45,759 --> 00:25:47,527
She show you her ladle?
524
00:25:47,527 --> 00:25:49,028
She's got this red
kitchen ladle.
525
00:25:49,028 --> 00:25:50,897
It's a whole call-you-daddy,
spank me thing.
526
00:25:50,897 --> 00:25:53,333
She's kinky as shit with me
527
00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:55,402
because I'm loaded.
528
00:25:55,402 --> 00:25:57,203
Not you 'cause...
'cause who are you?
529
00:25:57,203 --> 00:25:59,906
So hopefully nothing
gastrointestinal happens,
530
00:25:59,906 --> 00:26:04,244
but I do hope you guys
like each other.
531
00:26:08,982 --> 00:26:10,750
You want to change that.
532
00:26:10,750 --> 00:26:13,186
You need me.
533
00:26:16,589 --> 00:26:18,558
Shit.
534
00:26:24,897 --> 00:26:28,167
One look and I can tell you,
not my crowd.
535
00:26:28,167 --> 00:26:32,938
What they are is everything
Benji claims you want to be.
536
00:26:32,938 --> 00:26:34,239
Beckalish.
537
00:26:34,239 --> 00:26:35,774
Hi.
538
00:26:35,774 --> 00:26:37,176
Hey.
539
00:26:37,176 --> 00:26:38,777
Mwah, mwah.
540
00:26:38,777 --> 00:26:40,078
Here you go.
Thank you.
541
00:26:40,078 --> 00:26:41,947
Is this Joseph?
542
00:26:41,947 --> 00:26:43,115
Joe.
543
00:26:43,115 --> 00:26:44,383
Am I just texture here, Beck?
544
00:26:44,383 --> 00:26:46,318
Now, Joseph...
545
00:26:46,318 --> 00:26:47,719
Just... just Joe.
546
00:26:47,719 --> 00:26:49,354
I'm gonna have to borrow
our friend here.
547
00:26:49,354 --> 00:26:51,723
So make yourself at home.
Everyone here is friendly.
548
00:26:51,723 --> 00:26:54,226
Brown people don't bite.
549
00:26:55,527 --> 00:26:57,663
Alumni.
550
00:27:00,098 --> 00:27:01,200
Where'd you go?
551
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,135
I didn't.
552
00:27:03,135 --> 00:27:04,503
Hmm.
553
00:27:04,503 --> 00:27:06,438
Come on.
554
00:27:16,482 --> 00:27:18,083
I blacked out.
555
00:27:18,083 --> 00:27:21,520
Annika Atwater,
rich and #carefree,
556
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,122
building a brand as
a body positive influencer,
557
00:27:24,122 --> 00:27:25,824
which seems to involve
558
00:27:25,824 --> 00:27:28,694
wearing a lot of free stuff
on Instagram.
559
00:27:28,694 --> 00:27:31,797
Lynn Lieser, publicist,
# cocktaillover.
560
00:27:31,797 --> 00:27:33,699
Daughter of a surgeon
and tech CEO, adopted,
561
00:27:33,699 --> 00:27:37,269
and has all the smugness,
none of the angst.
562
00:28:11,436 --> 00:28:13,405
If you have a full set,
each one of them is worth
563
00:28:13,405 --> 00:28:15,607
three times as much
for a collector.
564
00:28:15,607 --> 00:28:17,676
You've read that one?
565
00:28:17,676 --> 00:28:20,579
Just the first one.
566
00:28:20,579 --> 00:28:23,882
Typical.
567
00:28:25,884 --> 00:28:29,187
You think I need some
illiterate working in my shop?
568
00:28:30,689 --> 00:28:32,457
No, hey.
569
00:28:32,457 --> 00:28:33,825
If you want to work
in this shop,
570
00:28:33,825 --> 00:28:36,862
you learn the value
of these books.
571
00:28:36,862 --> 00:28:38,797
Mr. Mooney, please.
572
00:28:38,797 --> 00:28:41,867
Everything you need is in there.
573
00:28:41,867 --> 00:28:43,402
- Please!
- Joseph.
574
00:28:43,402 --> 00:28:46,038
There you are.
575
00:28:47,339 --> 00:28:49,074
It's Joe, just Joe.
576
00:28:49,074 --> 00:28:51,743
This is a lovely
collection, Peaches.
577
00:28:51,743 --> 00:28:54,346
It's Peach, and, I mean, you've
578
00:28:54,346 --> 00:28:57,683
probably read more of these
books than I have.
579
00:28:57,683 --> 00:29:00,319
A good salesman has to
know his product, right?
580
00:29:01,853 --> 00:29:06,191
So you met Beck
at a book shop, right?
581
00:29:06,191 --> 00:29:07,893
That's right.
582
00:29:07,893 --> 00:29:10,095
Only in New York.
583
00:29:10,095 --> 00:29:11,663
And then you just
happened to meet again.
584
00:29:11,663 --> 00:29:15,200
Casual tone, detective eyes.
585
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,868
Well, it's lucky we did.
586
00:29:16,868 --> 00:29:19,471
She was on the tracks
at the time.
587
00:29:19,471 --> 00:29:21,139
So I heard.
588
00:29:21,139 --> 00:29:22,874
Oh, God, thank goodness for you.
589
00:29:22,874 --> 00:29:26,345
I mean, being in Greenpoint
of all places
590
00:29:26,345 --> 00:29:30,215
at the very right moment.
591
00:29:32,818 --> 00:29:35,320
Oh, it's time for the toast.
592
00:29:49,167 --> 00:29:50,936
So in the time I was in there,
593
00:29:50,936 --> 00:29:53,572
you attract Benji 2.0.
594
00:29:53,572 --> 00:29:55,707
Peach looks thrilled.
595
00:29:55,707 --> 00:29:57,309
Are you thrilled?
596
00:29:57,309 --> 00:29:59,611
What do you want?
597
00:30:09,821 --> 00:30:11,990
So which Beck are you?
598
00:30:11,990 --> 00:30:15,160
The one I see
or the one Benji does?
599
00:30:20,432 --> 00:30:22,401
Hey, stranger.
600
00:30:22,401 --> 00:30:24,569
How are you holding up?
601
00:30:24,569 --> 00:30:26,872
Having fun?
602
00:30:31,009 --> 00:30:34,146
Beck.
603
00:30:35,213 --> 00:30:38,884
Why did you bring me here?
604
00:30:38,884 --> 00:30:42,154
I don't know.
I thought it could be fun?
605
00:30:42,154 --> 00:30:44,756
I don't think I have
a lot in common
606
00:30:44,756 --> 00:30:47,826
with your other friends.
607
00:30:47,826 --> 00:30:50,262
I like that about you.
608
00:30:52,798 --> 00:30:54,766
I always think I'm
gonna love these things,
609
00:30:54,766 --> 00:30:56,635
yet somehow never do.
610
00:30:56,635 --> 00:30:58,704
Then why did we come?
611
00:30:58,704 --> 00:31:01,640
It's been this way since Brown.
612
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,242
Just feels like
I'm getting sucked in
613
00:31:04,242 --> 00:31:06,378
and I could just be me,
614
00:31:06,378 --> 00:31:09,915
yet that somehow never feels
quite good enough.
615
00:31:09,915 --> 00:31:12,651
You know, I stole
this dress to fit in,
616
00:31:12,651 --> 00:31:13,852
which is pathetic.
617
00:31:13,852 --> 00:31:15,253
I don't know about that.
618
00:31:15,253 --> 00:31:17,022
Yeah, not as pathetic
as the fact that Peach
619
00:31:17,022 --> 00:31:18,724
wrote me a check
to keep me afloat,
620
00:31:18,724 --> 00:31:21,727
which I don't want to cash
but now I have to.
621
00:31:24,696 --> 00:31:27,966
Look, if you're not one of them,
622
00:31:27,966 --> 00:31:30,802
it's just 'cause stuff didn't
just get handed to you.
623
00:31:30,802 --> 00:31:32,237
It didn't.
624
00:31:32,237 --> 00:31:33,939
Right, and when it's like that,
625
00:31:33,939 --> 00:31:38,210
sometimes, to survive...
626
00:31:38,210 --> 00:31:42,981
you have to show some teeth.
627
00:31:42,981 --> 00:31:47,185
And I'm guessing that
yours are pretty sharp.
628
00:31:57,028 --> 00:31:59,564
I'm glad we met,
glad we're friends.
629
00:31:59,564 --> 00:32:01,965
For the love of Christ.
630
00:32:09,064 --> 00:32:11,533
Joe?
I know that voice.
631
00:32:11,533 --> 00:32:14,069
Joe Goldberg?
632
00:32:14,069 --> 00:32:16,639
Maddie Johnson.
I'm Candace's friend.
633
00:32:16,639 --> 00:32:19,108
Great, a little soon
for you to hear this, Beck,
634
00:32:19,108 --> 00:32:20,276
but here we go.
635
00:32:20,276 --> 00:32:22,544
Wow, Maddie, that's crazy.
636
00:32:22,544 --> 00:32:24,046
It's so good to see you.
637
00:32:24,046 --> 00:32:25,347
This is Beck.
638
00:32:25,347 --> 00:32:27,683
Hey.
639
00:32:27,683 --> 00:32:30,920
So I heard about
you and Candace.
640
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,821
You know, I thought
we were pretty happy,
641
00:32:32,821 --> 00:32:36,425
but she thought she could be
happier with some guy in Rome.
642
00:32:36,425 --> 00:32:39,295
So you know, I get it.
She's following her bliss.
643
00:32:39,295 --> 00:32:42,498
It's just how she left
so suddenly.
644
00:32:44,533 --> 00:32:46,101
I mean, we were all
kind of hurt.
645
00:32:46,101 --> 00:32:48,904
Would you excuse us?
My Uber is here.
646
00:32:48,904 --> 00:32:50,205
It was nice to meet you.
647
00:32:50,205 --> 00:32:53,475
Sorry. It was good
to see you, Maddie.
648
00:32:56,278 --> 00:33:00,015
I just felt like that
needed to be over.
649
00:33:00,015 --> 00:33:03,218
Let's get you home.
650
00:33:07,923 --> 00:33:09,458
Be here for Paco.
651
00:33:09,458 --> 00:33:12,328
What could he possibly
need from me?
652
00:33:12,328 --> 00:33:14,730
He needs someone who isn't
drunk, Ron, how about that?
653
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,937
What the hell is wrong
with you, punching a wall?
654
00:33:21,937 --> 00:33:24,974
Solve our problems.
655
00:33:24,974 --> 00:33:27,309
I'm sorry.
656
00:33:27,309 --> 00:33:28,310
It's okay.
657
00:33:28,310 --> 00:33:29,878
It's not okay to yell.
658
00:33:29,878 --> 00:33:31,747
Grown-ups do it all the time.
659
00:33:31,747 --> 00:33:32,848
Grown-ups are assholes.
660
00:33:34,817 --> 00:33:38,320
Some people used to
yell at me, too, you know.
661
00:33:39,455 --> 00:33:42,791
And I don't want to
be like them.
662
00:33:42,791 --> 00:33:44,093
I got you something.
663
00:33:55,404 --> 00:33:59,441
I can't take this in the house.
664
00:33:59,441 --> 00:34:00,442
Ron.
665
00:34:04,380 --> 00:34:05,981
So all the bathrooms
in the building
666
00:34:05,981 --> 00:34:07,583
have the same kind of ceiling.
667
00:34:07,583 --> 00:34:09,485
So go in the bathroom.
668
00:34:09,485 --> 00:34:13,589
The ceiling tiles around
the vent move if you push them.
669
00:34:13,589 --> 00:34:15,657
So you push one...
670
00:34:15,657 --> 00:34:20,229
Pop the book in there,
slide it closed.
671
00:34:20,229 --> 00:34:22,631
Like a secret hiding place.
672
00:34:22,631 --> 00:34:24,767
Cool.
673
00:34:24,767 --> 00:34:26,568
Thank you.
674
00:34:26,568 --> 00:34:29,038
Mm-hmm.
675
00:34:29,038 --> 00:34:31,673
Have a good night, Paco.
676
00:34:34,009 --> 00:34:36,945
If you want it, it's here.
677
00:34:50,459 --> 00:34:53,328
You are not responsible
for my feelings,
678
00:34:53,328 --> 00:34:55,831
I am, but for the record,
679
00:34:55,831 --> 00:35:00,469
I feel like congealed, day-old
egg rolls right about now.
680
00:35:00,469 --> 00:35:03,739
What was the point of
taking me to that party?
681
00:35:03,739 --> 00:35:05,607
Benji was right.
682
00:35:05,607 --> 00:35:06,909
Benji!
683
00:35:26,762 --> 00:35:28,864
Honestly, I get how he feels.
684
00:35:28,864 --> 00:35:31,100
You left me here to die!
685
00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:32,835
You left me here to die!
686
00:35:36,238 --> 00:35:39,541
Enough of this, just kill me!
687
00:35:52,087 --> 00:35:55,324
Hi.
688
00:35:55,324 --> 00:35:57,593
I...
689
00:35:57,593 --> 00:36:01,096
I just... I want to ask you
to please reconsider.
690
00:36:01,096 --> 00:36:04,800
I need the T.A. job.
691
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,236
I need housing.
692
00:36:07,236 --> 00:36:11,306
Can we maybe discuss placing
me with another adviser?
693
00:36:12,341 --> 00:36:14,042
It's the middle of the term.
694
00:36:14,042 --> 00:36:16,845
I know.
695
00:36:16,845 --> 00:36:19,348
Inconvenient, but it's...
696
00:36:19,348 --> 00:36:22,184
It's really important.
697
00:36:22,184 --> 00:36:24,486
I wish you the best.
698
00:36:24,486 --> 00:36:27,990
But I really can't,
in good conscience, do that.
699
00:36:27,990 --> 00:36:31,193
I understand.
700
00:36:43,739 --> 00:36:45,607
So I...
701
00:36:45,607 --> 00:36:48,677
I guess I'm realizing
I have no choice...
702
00:36:56,385 --> 00:36:59,254
But to share this.
703
00:37:01,757 --> 00:37:04,226
And that is?
704
00:37:04,226 --> 00:37:07,362
Well, it can fit in one tweet.
705
00:37:07,362 --> 00:37:10,232
A list of six women who
have a story about you.
706
00:37:10,232 --> 00:37:12,801
Not hard to find,
didn't take much asking around.
707
00:37:12,801 --> 00:37:13,902
What's the term again,
708
00:37:13,902 --> 00:37:16,205
harassment or misconduct?
709
00:37:16,205 --> 00:37:17,839
Anyway, they were too scared
to come forward,
710
00:37:17,839 --> 00:37:21,710
but then we realized it's
harder to dismiss seven women
711
00:37:21,710 --> 00:37:23,545
with the same story.
712
00:37:23,545 --> 00:37:26,448
That's not possible.
713
00:37:26,448 --> 00:37:27,849
I've done nothing inappropriate.
714
00:37:27,849 --> 00:37:30,352
You want to make yourself
a public liar?
715
00:37:30,352 --> 00:37:32,854
That actually would
sink your career.
716
00:37:32,854 --> 00:37:35,924
Blackmail is not something
you live down.
717
00:37:39,094 --> 00:37:40,495
You're trying to call my bluff,
718
00:37:40,495 --> 00:37:43,031
but I'm not bluffing.
719
00:37:43,031 --> 00:37:45,867
So your call.
720
00:37:52,407 --> 00:37:55,043
I've had a lot of time
to think in here.
721
00:37:55,043 --> 00:37:58,146
You're right.
722
00:37:58,146 --> 00:38:02,484
I am a fraud.
723
00:38:02,484 --> 00:38:07,022
I've done things worse than you.
724
00:38:07,022 --> 00:38:10,058
And that's how I know, Joe,
725
00:38:10,058 --> 00:38:11,827
you're not a killer.
726
00:38:16,398 --> 00:38:19,868
I want to tell you something.
727
00:38:19,868 --> 00:38:22,070
And once I tell you,
728
00:38:22,070 --> 00:38:24,039
I'll know your worst secret.
729
00:38:24,039 --> 00:38:27,442
You'll know mine.
730
00:38:27,442 --> 00:38:30,912
Then you can let me go.
731
00:38:40,379 --> 00:38:42,314
Yeah! We thought
this group was strong.
732
00:38:42,314 --> 00:38:45,351
A lot of interesting stuff
in Benji's nightstand.
733
00:38:45,351 --> 00:38:47,052
But he was right.
734
00:38:47,052 --> 00:38:50,089
The thumb drive is by far
the most interesting.
735
00:38:50,089 --> 00:38:53,025
It started out your standard
issue frat hazing,
736
00:38:53,025 --> 00:38:56,395
but a certain intensity
kicked in.
737
00:38:57,830 --> 00:39:00,433
Then the coke or the homophobia.
738
00:39:00,433 --> 00:39:01,700
Teach this bitch a lesson.
739
00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:03,102
Teach him a lesson!
740
00:39:03,102 --> 00:39:04,470
They all stood there,
741
00:39:04,470 --> 00:39:06,372
laughing.
742
00:39:06,372 --> 00:39:08,207
And Benji...
Whoo!
743
00:39:08,207 --> 00:39:10,476
Was the worst
because he stood there
744
00:39:10,476 --> 00:39:11,844
holding the camera.
745
00:39:11,844 --> 00:39:13,813
Dumbass, wake up, dumbass!
746
00:39:15,381 --> 00:39:17,550
Oh, shit!
747
00:39:17,550 --> 00:39:19,018
Their parents made it go away,
748
00:39:19,018 --> 00:39:21,987
but Benji kept
a copy of the video,
749
00:39:21,987 --> 00:39:23,823
I assume, to hold over
friends' heads.
750
00:39:23,823 --> 00:39:26,759
Instead, I get to hold it
over Benji's.
751
00:39:26,759 --> 00:39:28,494
And he doesn't deserve it,
752
00:39:28,494 --> 00:39:30,629
but he's right.
753
00:39:30,629 --> 00:39:33,432
It is enough to buy his freedom.
754
00:39:43,175 --> 00:39:45,578
Should I have changed
the subject on that balcony,
755
00:39:45,578 --> 00:39:47,279
tried to kiss you sooner?
756
00:39:47,279 --> 00:39:49,915
It's not fair how easy it is
to kill a spark.
757
00:39:49,915 --> 00:39:52,151
It's a miracle
love ever happens.
758
00:39:52,151 --> 00:39:53,285
If it's not a myth.
759
00:39:53,285 --> 00:39:55,221
Hi.
760
00:39:55,221 --> 00:39:59,658
Thanks to you, I showed
that professor some teeth.
761
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,029
And?
762
00:40:05,831 --> 00:40:06,665
What's that?
763
00:40:06,665 --> 00:40:09,134
A thank-you doughnut.
764
00:40:09,134 --> 00:40:10,569
It worked.
765
00:40:10,569 --> 00:40:12,671
Hmm.
766
00:40:12,671 --> 00:40:14,440
That's good. I'm glad.
I mean, I was worried.
767
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,475
You were right
and I have housing
768
00:40:16,475 --> 00:40:17,743
and can rip Peach's check up
769
00:40:17,743 --> 00:40:21,580
and generally live
to fight another day.
770
00:40:21,580 --> 00:40:24,283
And I wouldn't have
had the guts if you hadn't...
771
00:40:24,283 --> 00:40:26,218
So really, thank you.
772
00:40:26,218 --> 00:40:28,854
All I want to do is help, Beck.
773
00:40:28,854 --> 00:40:31,724
I mean, you saw something in me
774
00:40:31,724 --> 00:40:34,627
and, God, not everyone
gets why I'm here
775
00:40:34,627 --> 00:40:36,228
and what being a writer means.
776
00:40:36,228 --> 00:40:38,531
It's the most... I mean, it's
the only important thing.
777
00:40:38,531 --> 00:40:43,802
And... and you helped me
to not lose it.
778
00:40:45,971 --> 00:40:49,842
Aren't you gonna look, see if
I guessed the right flavor?
779
00:40:53,979 --> 00:40:56,949
No bullshit, classic,
even old-school,
780
00:40:56,949 --> 00:40:58,584
and secretly better than
all those crazy,
781
00:40:58,584 --> 00:41:00,886
trying-too-hard ones.
782
00:41:02,855 --> 00:41:05,824
It is nice to be seen.
783
00:41:05,824 --> 00:41:07,326
It's a good guess.
784
00:41:11,163 --> 00:41:12,765
It's good.
785
00:41:25,578 --> 00:41:27,112
Come back here.
786
00:41:39,558 --> 00:41:43,429
So plain glazed, yes.
787
00:41:43,429 --> 00:41:46,031
Noted.
788
00:41:47,666 --> 00:41:49,368
I have to go to class.
789
00:41:49,368 --> 00:41:51,537
Have a good class, Beck.
790
00:42:14,460 --> 00:42:17,029
Did you get it?
The video?
791
00:42:18,731 --> 00:42:20,699
Maple latte, almond milk,
792
00:42:20,699 --> 00:42:23,936
two stevia,
did I get that right?
793
00:42:23,936 --> 00:42:27,406
Yeah, yeah, I saw the video.
794
00:42:27,406 --> 00:42:30,442
Yes! Yes!
795
00:42:30,442 --> 00:42:31,543
Yes!
796
00:42:34,813 --> 00:42:38,784
Oh, mutually assured destruction.
797
00:42:38,784 --> 00:42:40,619
Let's talk about something first, though.
798
00:42:40,619 --> 00:42:42,788
What you said about Beck
799
00:42:42,788 --> 00:42:45,324
basically being a gold digger...
800
00:42:45,324 --> 00:42:48,494
I was just being honest,
that's... that's all.
801
00:42:48,494 --> 00:42:49,895
What you are is wrong.
802
00:42:49,895 --> 00:42:51,897
I'd go so far as to say
803
00:42:51,897 --> 00:42:54,800
you create the problem
804
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,835
when you assume this stuff,
805
00:42:56,835 --> 00:42:59,605
when you treat her like trash.
806
00:42:59,605 --> 00:43:03,108
You cast her in a role
807
00:43:03,108 --> 00:43:05,911
that isn't her and...
And you trap her in it.
808
00:43:05,911 --> 00:43:08,914
Bro, I'm... I'm...
I'm done with her.
809
00:43:08,914 --> 00:43:12,384
Say I can trust you.
810
00:43:12,384 --> 00:43:13,786
I've got the video, right?
811
00:43:13,786 --> 00:43:16,989
I mean, solid maybe.
812
00:43:16,989 --> 00:43:19,525
The thing is that doesn't make
up for the damage you've done.
813
00:43:19,525 --> 00:43:20,759
I'm sorry.
814
00:43:20,759 --> 00:43:22,061
If it was between
me and you, Benji,
815
00:43:22,061 --> 00:43:24,296
honestly, I would roll the dice.
816
00:43:24,296 --> 00:43:25,631
I would.
817
00:43:25,631 --> 00:43:27,933
Like you said, I'm not a killer.
818
00:43:30,369 --> 00:43:33,539
But this...
819
00:43:33,539 --> 00:43:34,940
is about her.
820
00:43:34,940 --> 00:43:37,176
I'm telling... you...
821
00:43:38,210 --> 00:43:39,745
I'm scared.
822
00:43:39,745 --> 00:43:42,281
I'm very scared of what
you would do to her.
823
00:43:45,818 --> 00:43:47,419
Maple almond latte.
824
00:43:50,222 --> 00:43:52,024
Two stevia,
825
00:43:52,024 --> 00:43:54,560
two tablespoons of peanut oil.
826
00:43:58,964 --> 00:44:00,733
Could have gone either way.
827
00:44:00,733 --> 00:44:02,835
He's lied about so many things.
828
00:44:02,835 --> 00:44:05,637
Who knew the peanut allergy was real?
829
00:44:19,351 --> 00:44:22,888
Guess Benji's gonna die
an honest man.