1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:02,793 Previously on "You"... 2 00:00:02,794 --> 00:00:03,711 Everyone just calls me Beck. 3 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:05,338 And you are Joe? 4 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:06,881 Goldberg. 5 00:00:06,882 --> 00:00:09,175 A guy needs to protect himself, 6 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:11,552 and your name was a glorious place to start. 7 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:13,512 The next thing our little friend the Internet gave me 8 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:14,848 was your address. 9 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,476 Professor Leahy. 10 00:00:18,477 --> 00:00:20,394 Professor Obvious wants to sleep with you. 11 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,313 Your friends are disloyal, 12 00:00:22,314 --> 00:00:24,148 and that Peach is the queen bee. 13 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:27,151 How broke are you? 14 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:30,029 Benjamin J. Ashby, Greenwich born, boarding school bred. 15 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,282 God, you make me insane. 16 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:39,163 I think I know you. 17 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:41,832 Right. Of course. 18 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:45,044 You're smart, except in the ways you are really not, 19 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,129 like not locking your phone. 20 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:48,297 Maybe we could get a drink sometime. 21 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:50,258 Sure. 22 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:51,634 What you really need is someone to save you. 23 00:00:51,635 --> 00:00:53,928 Man, I'm thinking maybe... 24 00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:55,763 Whatever you think I did... 25 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:56,973 I can help, Beck. 26 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:58,099 You got the wrong guy. 27 00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:01,144 Let me help you. 28 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:04,814 Tonight's the night, Beck. 29 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:07,066 Our first date. 30 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:10,695 It just feels right, right? 31 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,368 I'm looking forward to it, and I think, 32 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:19,579 obvious hangover aside, you are, too. 33 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:22,206 But I've read people wrong in the past. 34 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:25,293 One day, I'll tell you about Candace, 35 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:27,587 every red flag I was blind to, 36 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:30,006 how destroyed I was. 37 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:31,966 What can I say? We all have baggage. 38 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:35,177 But I feel like I'm dealing with it the right way. 39 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:37,597 Not bothering you, just checking it. 40 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,313 Hanging with you like this is admittedly honing skills 41 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:50,152 I never knew I'd need, but hey, handy. 42 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:56,615 You can't afford new clothes, but let's be real. 43 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:59,077 You'd look perfect in a potato sack. 44 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:04,790 Not a criticism, God knows I am, too, 45 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,417 but you seem distracted. 46 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:11,922 Of course, a new phone. 47 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:14,091 Not sure how you went 24 hours without one. 48 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:17,011 As you activate your new friend there, 49 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:19,889 I know you think you're also deactivating your old one. 50 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:21,849 But here's where you're wrong. 51 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,392 Your old phone, which I have, 52 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:25,479 is still logged into the cloud. 53 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:33,361 And that means I'm still logged into you. 54 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:35,571 Sci-fi movies are so wrong. 55 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:37,573 Technology is our friend. 56 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:39,659 You've reached Benji. Leave some love. Namaste. 57 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,452 Hey, look, you haven't texted back. 58 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:44,413 Just let me know you're okay, okay? 59 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:48,001 That's all I ask. This is really annoying, Benji. 60 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,714 It is annoying. 61 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:56,050 You're not thinking about us, you're thinking about him. 62 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:59,428 I kind of thought I took care of that for you, Beck. 63 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,389 Want to start off the class this morning? 64 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:02,807 - Sure. - Good. 65 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:04,684 My last T. A. Was like a little mouse, 66 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,102 afraid of public speaking. That's my job. 67 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:07,853 Well, lucky us, you're good at it. 68 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:10,022 We're still on for tomorrow, drinks, poetry? 69 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,067 Nothing if not up for both of those. 70 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,828 Hey, they came for the big day. 71 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:25,788 Want me move them down to the basement? 72 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:27,706 No, I'll do that. Just get started on the window display. 73 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:30,626 Hey, I was thinking about making cookies for ReleaseDay. 74 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:33,087 Amanda Chantal Bacon has a dope recipe in "Moon Juice Cookbook". 75 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:34,922 Cook Cosmically for Body, Beauty, and Consciousness." 76 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:36,340 Kill me. 77 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:37,550 Sounds great, Ethan. 78 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:38,843 And that kid is back. 79 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:41,221 Paco? 80 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:47,560 Hey, speed reader. 81 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:48,686 Hi, Joe. 82 00:03:48,687 --> 00:03:50,646 What are you reading? 83 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:51,897 This book about werewolves the girls in my class 84 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,649 won't stop talking about. 85 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:57,945 It's more about love stuff than werewolf stuff. 86 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:00,364 There should be right up here... 87 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:03,160 Yeah, it's right here. Here, try this. 88 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:07,329 "Frankenstein"? 89 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:09,665 Yeah, the monster is really cool and scary 90 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:12,001 but also not really the monster. 91 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:14,044 What does that mean? 92 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:15,671 Just read it. You can tell me. 93 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:18,425 Ethan's got snacks. Set 'em up. 94 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:39,612 Let me the hell outta here! 95 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,113 Now! 96 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,740 Settle down, Benji. 97 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:43,825 Let's talk. 98 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:54,001 Okay, granted I didn't think too far ahead 99 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:56,003 when I swung that mallet. 100 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:58,923 I just knew Benji was the worst kind of poison, 101 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:01,133 the kind you know is bad but can't stop taking. 102 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,552 So I did what I had to do to help you, Beck. 103 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:06,096 And now, there's an adult human male 104 00:05:06,097 --> 00:05:07,264 in the basement of this bookstore. 105 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:08,682 Somebody! 106 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:09,600 The basement's soundproof. 107 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:11,393 Aah! 108 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:13,187 The owner loved to read in peace down here. 109 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:15,314 I'm sorry. 110 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,690 I told you, I don't know who you are, 111 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:19,276 I don't know why I'm here. I swear. 112 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:22,071 Confession, I have no idea what to do with him now. 113 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:23,906 I'm gonna give you my family lawyer's number. 114 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:25,533 He'll get you paid. 115 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:27,159 Of course he thinks I want money. 116 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,036 You know who my father is? 117 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:32,122 Benjamin Ashby II, hedge fund manager. 118 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:34,583 We have a jet. We'll send you anywhere in the world. 119 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:37,962 Best case, that's somewhere far away from you, Beck. 120 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:41,298 Worst case, that ends with prison time. 121 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:43,510 Not an option. 122 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:48,347 It's a poppy seed bagel, extra schmear. 123 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,891 Go to hell. 124 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:53,435 I don't eat gluten. 125 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:56,230 It's an allergy, okay? That shit is real. 126 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:59,191 Gluten, dairy, if I ate a peanut, I could die. 127 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:02,111 Well, gosh, whatever can I get you? 128 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:04,655 I'd just like a bare burger wrapped in chard. 129 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:06,365 Or I could do sushi. 130 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,908 Sushi? 131 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:10,704 My diet is limited. Please? 132 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:14,832 Whoever you are, you're not a killer. 133 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,417 How I wish I was. 134 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,460 This would be much less complicated. 135 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:20,546 Let me out of here. 136 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:23,966 I won't say anything to anyone. 137 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:26,093 He doesn't even know my name. I can figure this out. 138 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:28,345 I'm claustrophobic. 139 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:31,391 My blood sugar's low. 140 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,270 Is this sugar? 141 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:39,315 I found it in your wallet along with three bars of Xanax, 142 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:41,942 Adderall, half a sheet of, I think, acid, is it? 143 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:43,444 Whatever. It's not even for me. 144 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:44,528 I network. I own a business. 145 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,155 That's right, Home Soda. 146 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:48,073 It's artisanal. It's gonna blow up. 147 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,533 Is it? 148 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:52,161 Do your investors know you do heroin? 149 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:55,164 Or youryour father? How about your girlfriend? 150 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:57,959 I don't have a girlfriend. 151 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:03,297 Shit! 152 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:05,592 That's where I know you from. 153 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:10,220 You were in the cab! 154 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:11,805 Beck's cab! 155 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:13,057 Sheshe said your name. 156 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:15,434 It's Jimmy. No. 157 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:18,103 This is Joe. He literally saved my life. 158 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,647 It's Joe! 159 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:22,399 Now, that's a complication. 160 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,110 Do not tell me that you're doing this because of Beck. 161 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,403 She's not my girlfriend. 162 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:27,613 You can have her! 163 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:28,822 Take her! 164 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:30,366 Careful, Benji. 165 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:31,700 Not winning any points. 166 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:33,077 If you knew her, 167 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:35,579 you would not be putting me in a cage 168 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:39,042 and ruining your life over Guinevere Goddamn Beck! 169 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:43,295 If you want out, 170 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,923 you'll do what I want. 171 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:52,846 The days of being with a man who doesn't value you, 172 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:54,640 those are over. 173 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:57,268 If we can get over the first date hump. 174 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:01,605 Can't help it, worried about Benji. 175 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:03,232 That's why it's so crucial Benji's out of your picture. 176 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:05,150 Please, he's off getting shit-faced. 177 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:07,111 Or he's in some kind of trouble. 178 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:09,446 What we have right now is just a little spark. 179 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:11,699 Every choice is a message. 180 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,785 With Candace, I always felt like I was pushing. 181 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:18,580 But now I realize, can't force it, 182 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,541 the timing, the spark. 183 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:22,710 So you tell me if you're too distracted, Beck. 184 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:25,629 You decide. 185 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:28,675 Sure. Looking forward. Free at six. 186 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:48,152 So it was just one of those cheesy diaries with a lock, 187 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:50,320 but I couldn't stop writing. 188 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:53,991 I justl felt better having it all down on paper, you know? 189 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:56,160 And then I did this little creative writing assignment 190 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:58,120 and it just blew my teacher's mind. 191 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:00,789 She acted like it was the best thing she'd... 192 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,208 Honestly, part of me thought this date would never come, 193 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,753 and now it feels so easy, so right. 194 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:09,089 This is how our story goes, Beck. 195 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,550 And here I am. 196 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:15,387 Sometimes you just, you do things on instinct 197 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:18,640 because you have to, and then you scramble, you know. 198 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:22,603 Yeah, I kinda know. 199 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:25,022 I totally didn't Google you, but if I did, 200 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:28,025 I might discover you aren't on social media. 201 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:31,153 Fact, it renders you insanely vulnerable with zero upside. 202 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:32,780 I'm an old-fashioned guy. 203 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,782 I like real life. 204 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:36,116 What about your job? 205 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,618 Bookstore manager or... 206 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:39,787 Or international super spy, which is... 207 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:42,248 I mean, is that your goal or... 208 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,335 I know I'm in a city full of people 209 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:49,171 withwithwith big, fat neon sign aspirations. 210 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:52,425 And I know it's not cool to say and it's not big and flashy... 211 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:58,639 but I love books, 212 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:02,935 and I want my life to be about what I actually love. 213 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,563 Yeah, I get that. 214 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:13,862 Sorry, just a second, okay? 215 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:16,198 Yeah, go ahead. 216 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:19,409 Hey. 217 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:22,454 Yeah, I know it's serious, Peach. 218 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,872 I'm the one who told you I was worried. 219 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,668 Okay. Yes, I'm coming. 220 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:33,423 I'm sorry, I have to go. 221 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:36,093 This friend, he justapparently he had to go meet someone 222 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:37,636 and never came back. 223 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,471 It's worrying. 224 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,681 We can pick it up some other time if you have to. 225 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:43,016 All right, thank you. 226 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:44,977 I hope your friend is okay. 227 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,603 I thought I'd done it, 228 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,856 gotten Benji out of our way. 229 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,567 Looks like I have to finish the job. 230 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:58,323 To figure out what to do with the poster boy 231 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,159 for white male privilege in the cage, 232 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,578 I need to understand who he truly is. 233 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,622 And to do that, I need to know what he cares about. 234 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,166 This is totally unfair. 235 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,625 If I knew you were gonna quiz me, 236 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,544 I'd have put more recent books on the list. 237 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:12,796 So bottom line, you've never even read "On the Road." 238 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,715 It's very possible to read a book 239 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:17,217 without having to read it in the traditional manner. 240 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,343 You can read about a book. 241 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:22,556 Yeah, I get it. 242 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:23,974 You're a fraud. 243 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:25,934 Here, give me the stupid book. 244 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:28,020 I'll read it right now, you sadistic prick. 245 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:31,315 Anything to get me out of here. 246 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:33,567 I do understand something about you now, Beck. 247 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:36,945 You somehow think this guy is all you deserve. 248 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,572 You're looking a little gray and mealy in there. 249 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:41,074 Yeah, no shit. You stole my stash! 250 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:43,410 I thought it wasn't for you. 251 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:45,746 Fine. 252 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:49,082 You happy? It's mine. I'm a chipper. 253 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:51,752 I never do it more than three days in a row. 254 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,337 And I'm quitting. 255 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:56,216 Okay, only if you're quitting. 256 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,851 Doesn't work that way. 257 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:10,772 It's only one way. 258 00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:15,318 Thank you. Thank you. 259 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,242 Just one more thing. 260 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,286 Password. 261 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,128 Leanna. 262 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:40,133 His phone lock is another girl's name, Beck. 263 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:42,971 Jesus Christ. 264 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,057 Yeah. 265 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,899 Well, he's been living a frankly off-brand life 266 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,776 for a guy who markets health soda. 267 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,820 Based on the evidence, 268 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:01,113 he's not missing you when you're gone. 269 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,283 You don't mean anything to him. 270 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,917 Say cheese. 271 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,711 I was worried. I called his mother. 272 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,087 We were about to call the police, and he's high 273 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,547 in some random shitburg in Massachusetts 274 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:20,799 according to his geolocation. 275 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,510 Don't say geolocation. You're not a stalker. 276 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,679 At least we know he's fine, just being the worst. 277 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,765 So we're all gonna go try that new bar tonight, right? 278 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:29,975 In SoHo. 279 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,560 You are such a lush. 280 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,895 Shit, I can't go. I'm sorry. 281 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,524 I'm supposed to have drinks with my thesis adviser. 282 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,819 Scale of one to ten, how pervy? 283 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,738 He won an award for a book of poems 284 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:46,074 that probably has 35 references to, like, vagina lips. 285 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:48,118 Well, banging your professor is like a grad school 286 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:49,745 - rite of passage. - Is it? 287 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,538 Annika's like the Wikipedia page for slut, so... 288 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,707 Whatever. I banged my bio professor. 289 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,125 It was fine. 290 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,585 Notably, I passed the class. 291 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,045 You know, eyes on the prize. 292 00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,588 Ovary up, girl. 293 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:02,215 Beck doesn't want to ovary up. 294 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,092 He controls my status as a T. A. 295 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,635 He could knock me out of my housing. 296 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:08,305 Or you could not figure it out and report him. 297 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,432 I think it only works that way in the movies. 298 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:14,144 Whatever. We're seeing you tomorrow. 299 00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,229 My party. 300 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:19,900 Tomorrow is the anniversary of my parents' divorce. 301 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:22,527 The party I always have to distract myself. 302 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,989 Of course. Sorry. I'm coming. 303 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:33,455 One more line, man, come on. 304 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:36,750 Just tell me your plan and I will help you. 305 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,752 Where is she right now? 306 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,879 She's partying her face off with Lynn and Annika, right? 307 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,215 Actually, she's about to meet her thesis adviser, 308 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,176 but glad to hear you take her seriously. 309 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:50,847 See, this is what I'm telling you. 310 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:53,683 You see this hardworking writer chick. 311 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,769 How could you not? 312 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,521 She's branded the living shit out of herself 313 00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:58,897 across the Internet. 314 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,649 I want you to know, 315 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,150 if I wasn't about to be late to see you, 316 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,111 I would beat this guy bloody 317 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,113 for the way he talks about you. 318 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:10,117 I'm telling you, this is her thing. 319 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:13,203 Right now, she's got on red lipstick 320 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:16,540 and she's getting ready to work her professor hard 321 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,792 for that "A." 322 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,795 I'll see you later, Benji. 323 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,713 Hey, come back. 324 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:26,759 I'm hungry! 325 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,561 There's a directness. 326 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,855 That's what's special about your work. 327 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,315 So if it's not direct to the bone, cut it. 328 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:45,402 Thanks. That's really helpful. 329 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:48,613 And coming from you, it means a lot. 330 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:52,033 A lot of people find a direct woman irresistible. 331 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,911 You should lean into that in your life as well. 332 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:58,081 Yeah, easier said than done. 333 00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,667 Well, you can always practice on me. 334 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:03,920 I'm safe. 335 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,965 You really have nothing to be nervous about. 336 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:11,845 The world is your bright red apple. 337 00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:14,682 You think he writes these lines in advance like a poem? 338 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:20,187 I wish I had your... confidence. 339 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:25,650 Putting your work out into the world is a service. 340 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,652 I'll try and remember that. 341 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,487 I wouldn't tell you if you weren't talented. 342 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,073 I'm happy to share all my secrets. 343 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:36,204 So, Beck, maybe it's time to acknowledge what there is here. 344 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:49,342 Don't touch me. It's not sexy, it's repulsive. 345 00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:55,388 Sorry, but this is... 346 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,890 You invited me to. 347 00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,683 No, I didn't. 348 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,727 You flirt brazenly. 349 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,646 You wear clothes so sheer I can see your nipples. 350 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,356 What do you call that? 351 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,941 - It's crazy. - If you're gonna stay 352 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:09,236 on the safe side of the plausible deniability zone, 353 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:11,655 cover your tits, 354 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,490 stop the blow-job eyes, 355 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:17,118 and write... better. 356 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,703 I like you, 357 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,747 but clearly you're overworked. 358 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:24,334 It's only right to release you from the T. A. Position. 359 00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:25,418 No. No, please. 360 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:28,797 Get some rest. 361 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,549 You're right to be angry. 362 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:34,219 Some things can't just be allowed to be. 363 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:37,014 Something has to be done about someone like him. 364 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,446 Hello. 365 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:56,408 Hey, where are you? 366 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,451 I'm in the Village. 367 00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:02,497 Maybe we can finish our talk. 368 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,376 Yeah, I'll be there in 15. 369 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,682 Are you staring at my lipstick? 370 00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,058 No, no. No, I'm not. 371 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,643 I'm not. No, it's just different. 372 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:26,938 No, I justl wanted to try something new, 373 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,190 but you're right, it's not really me. 374 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,234 So why did you call me? 375 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:34,029 I don't know. Spontaneous impulse. 376 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,072 That's okay. You'll learn you can tell me anything. 377 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,282 We cut it short last time because a friend of yours, 378 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,867 he was missing, right? 379 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:42,037 God, he's fine. He's just an idiot. 380 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,747 Agree with you there, but you want to keep it light. 381 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,540 I can do that. 382 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,543 Okay, this couple here coming in the door, 383 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,962 what do you think, first date? 384 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:54,300 Third. She's not sure she wants to seal the deal. 385 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,803 And those two. 386 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,680 Where? 387 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,015 Brink of divorce. 388 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:05,518 Ooh, that's cold. 389 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,897 Okay. 390 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,608 That's easy. 391 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:15,320 It's us in 30 years. 392 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,238 And that was way too much. 393 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,824 I love that. 394 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,495 Wow, you're in super good shape for an old guy. 395 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,747 Thank you, and you, if I may say, 396 00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:29,000 are hot as ever. 397 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,418 But in a dignified, age-appropriate away. 398 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,214 It's all the yoga. It keeps me young. 399 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,719 To be honest, Joe, I'm so happy 400 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,263 that you could come tonight. 401 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:43,932 It's been the worst day. 402 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,768 My thesis adviser, he made a pass at me. 403 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,144 You're kidding. 404 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:50,230 The most embarrassing part is 405 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:52,982 I actually thought he believed in me and my work. 406 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,734 This isn't your fault. 407 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:57,028 Yeah, but dumb shit like this happens all the time. 408 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,739 I'm starting to think I'm some kind of magnet 409 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:02,868 for, like, dudes with serious issues. 410 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,872 So what are you gonna do about your thesis adviser? 411 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,709 I don't know. Get through it. 412 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,880 I believe in you. 413 00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,803 Hey, do you want to come to a party with me tomorrow? 414 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,638 Already booking our next date. 415 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:26,975 It's at a friend, Peach Salinger's. 416 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,518 Like J. D. Salinger? 417 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:29,769 I mean, yes. 418 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,271 Whoa! Wow. 419 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:33,022 But she doesn't like to talk about it. 420 00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:34,441 And she's a sweetheart. 421 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,943 Her family's just a little, you know? 422 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:39,362 Yeah, whose isn't? 423 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,918 I like yours better. 424 00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,757 Well, let's give thanks to our lord Stephen King, 425 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,508 who bestoweth books so that our bookstores 426 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:03,178 in third dimensional locations may live. 427 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:06,097 It's cool how you get in the monster's POV. 428 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,308 You understand why he does stuff. 429 00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:10,518 Almost like it's... 430 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,061 Justified? 431 00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:14,230 Yeah, but then it's weird, 432 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,024 'cause he's bad but not all bad. 433 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,650 Quick Twitter break for Benj. 434 00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:18,943 Maybe Dr. Frankenstein's the bad one 435 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:23,156 for even making him, right? 436 00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:25,450 Well, I think it's open to your interpretation. 437 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,411 You ready? 438 00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:32,248 Let's do it then. Release the kraken! 439 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,584 Hey, come on in. Hey, good morning. 440 00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:36,628 Cookies, homemade, not just for me. 441 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:39,422 Get a book. 442 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:42,926 Thank you so much. Your receipt is in the book. 443 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:44,719 Whoa, we need another box already. 444 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,221 Ethan, can you watch the register for a second? 445 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,472 Kid ran down to the basement to get it. 446 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,057 I'm an idiot. What? No. 447 00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,267 Yeah, I saw him grab the key. 448 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:52,645 Paco! 449 00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:07,200 Paco! 450 00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:08,368 What did I say? 451 00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:09,953 I'm sorry. 452 00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:11,329 I told you not to come down here. 453 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,039 I just wanted to grab a book. 454 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,749 Don't be an idiot! Why would you do that? 455 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:15,750 - I'm sorry. - Why? 456 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:32,308 So what happened with you and Professor Vaj Lips? 457 00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:34,602 Let's just say I better find a better job 458 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:35,728 or some kind of housing or... 459 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,399 I don't know. 460 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:43,695 Okay, enough of this shit. 461 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:46,364 Peach, no. I can't... I can't accept it. 462 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,074 Stop. 463 00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:50,953 It's just first, last, and a deposit, okay. 464 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,373 Don't be so noble, okay. 465 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,375 Just take the check and stop stressing. 466 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,253 Here. 467 00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:09,762 Jesus Christ. 468 00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:12,682 If you want to kill me, what the hell are you waiting for? 469 00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:15,226 Why would I want to kill him? 470 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,519 Who wants to kill people? 471 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,146 Three cups, 472 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:20,440 one is your brand, Home Soda. 473 00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:21,900 It's the best, right? 474 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,443 So prove it. 475 00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:25,028 Tell me which one it is. 476 00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:26,946 If I get this right, I get a fix? 477 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:29,949 If you get this right, 478 00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:32,328 I'll let you out. 479 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:47,842 I need a palate cleanser. 480 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,678 Cup two. 481 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,102 Three. 482 00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:08,237 One, two, or three? 483 00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:10,574 I don't know. 484 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:15,912 Wait! None of them, okay! 485 00:24:15,913 --> 00:24:18,331 They all taste like stale, cheap drugstore soda. 486 00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:21,501 They're not mine. 487 00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:22,669 They're all yours. 488 00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:24,212 That's bullshit! 489 00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:27,131 Home Soda is, obviously. 490 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,634 Let me out of here! 491 00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:31,594 Let me out of here! 492 00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:34,682 You psychopath! 493 00:24:38,686 --> 00:24:40,728 Fine! 494 00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:43,564 You win! I lose! 495 00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,942 We all lose. 496 00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:49,946 What am I gonna do with this lying sack of shit, Beck? 497 00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:51,782 You want Beck, right? 498 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:55,910 Let'slet's be clear. 499 00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:59,580 She does not want to be with a guy like you. 500 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:01,958 I can help you. 501 00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:04,836 No. Actually, she invited me to a party tonight. 502 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,212 To Peach Salinger's. 503 00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:10,091 A Salinger party, Joe. 504 00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:13,052 Sheshe's taking you to add texture. 505 00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:14,721 She wants to seem interesting, 506 00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:17,265 like she hangs out with real folk. 507 00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:19,017 She's deep, she's an artist. 508 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:20,977 Truth? 509 00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:23,312 Beck will always leave someone like you 510 00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:25,565 for someone who can take her places. 511 00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:27,775 We never made it to a single party 512 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:29,736 'cause she couldn't jump on me fast enough. 513 00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:32,740 She's playing you for a chump, my friend. 514 00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:40,038 So yeah, it was really bad. 515 00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:42,707 Basically, food poisoning is the reason why. 516 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:44,125 Peach and I are friends. 517 00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:45,918 Puke does bond you. 518 00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:47,670 She show you her ladle? 519 00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:49,338 She's got this red kitchen ladle. 520 00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:51,132 It's a whole call-you-daddy, spank me thing. 521 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,342 She's kinky as shit with me 522 00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:55,511 because I'm loaded. 523 00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:57,597 Not you 'cause... 'cause who are you? 524 00:25:57,598 --> 00:26:00,183 So hopefully nothing gastrointestinal happens, 525 00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:04,229 but I do hope you guys like each other. 526 00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:10,651 You want to change that. 527 00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:13,155 You need me. 528 00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:18,160 Shit. 529 00:26:25,209 --> 00:26:28,586 One look and I can tell you, not my crowd. 530 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:32,799 What they are is everything Benji claims you want to be. 531 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,175 Beckalish. 532 00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:35,593 Hi. 533 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,136 Hey. 534 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:38,930 Mwah, mwah. 535 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:39,972 - Here you go. - Thank you. 536 00:26:39,973 --> 00:26:41,766 Is this Joseph? 537 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:43,434 Joe. 538 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,435 Am I just texture here, Beck? 539 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,395 Now, Joseph... 540 00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:48,022 Justjust Joe. 541 00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:49,857 I'm gonna have to borrow our friend here. 542 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:51,943 So make yourself at home. Everyone here is friendly. 543 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:54,029 Brown people don't bite. 544 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,282 Alumni. 545 00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:01,244 Where'd you go? 546 00:27:01,245 --> 00:27:03,122 I didn't. 547 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:06,916 Come on. 548 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,386 I blacked out. 549 00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:21,973 Annika Atwater, rich and carefree, 550 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:24,016 building a brand as a body positive influencer, 551 00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:26,102 which seems to involve 552 00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:28,980 wearing a lot of free stuff on Instagram. 553 00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:32,066 Lynn Lieser, publicist, cocktaillover. 554 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:34,026 Daughter of a surgeon and tech CEO, adopted, 555 00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:37,239 and has all the smugness, none of the angst. 556 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,566 If you have a full set, each one of them is worth 557 00:28:13,567 --> 00:28:15,776 three times as much for a collector. 558 00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:17,820 You've read that one? 559 00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:20,615 Just the first one. 560 00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:23,535 Typical. 561 00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:28,957 You think I need some illiterate working in my shop? 562 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:32,501 No, hey. 563 00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:34,003 If you want to work in this shop, 564 00:28:34,004 --> 00:28:36,964 you learn the value of these books. 565 00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:38,966 Mr. Mooney, please. 566 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:41,928 Everything you need is in there. 567 00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:43,387 - Please! - Joseph. 568 00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:45,641 There you are. 569 00:28:47,351 --> 00:28:49,352 It's Joe, just Joe. 570 00:28:49,353 --> 00:28:51,938 This is a lovely collection, Peaches. 571 00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:54,815 It's Peach, and, I mean, you've 572 00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:57,944 probably read more of these books than I have. 573 00:28:57,945 --> 00:29:00,072 A good salesman has to know his product, right? 574 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:06,202 So you met Beck at a book shop, right? 575 00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:08,037 That's right. 576 00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:10,456 Only in New York. 577 00:29:10,457 --> 00:29:11,874 And then you just happened to meet again. 578 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:15,169 Casual tone, detective eyes. 579 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:17,046 Well, it's lucky we did. 580 00:29:17,047 --> 00:29:19,465 She was on the tracks at the time. 581 00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:21,384 So I heard. 582 00:29:21,385 --> 00:29:23,094 God, thank goodness for you. 583 00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:26,347 I mean, being in Greenpoint of all places 584 00:29:26,348 --> 00:29:29,851 at the very right moment. 585 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:35,357 It's time for the toast. 586 00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:51,122 So in the time I was in there, 587 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,708 you attract Benji 2.0. 588 00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:55,751 Peach looks thrilled. 589 00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:57,253 Are you thrilled? 590 00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:59,589 What do you want? 591 00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:12,268 So which Beck are you? 592 00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:15,063 The one I see or the one Benji does? 593 00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:22,445 Hey, stranger. 594 00:30:22,446 --> 00:30:24,572 How are you holding up? 595 00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:26,491 Having fun? 596 00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:33,832 Beck. 597 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:39,086 Why did you bring me here? 598 00:30:39,087 --> 00:30:42,423 I don't know. I thought it could be fun? 599 00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:44,842 I don't think I have a lot in common 600 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:47,887 with your other friends. 601 00:30:47,888 --> 00:30:49,890 I like that about you. 602 00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:54,894 I always think I'm gonna love these things, 603 00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:56,729 yet somehow never do. 604 00:30:56,730 --> 00:30:58,856 Then why did we come? 605 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:01,817 It's been this way since Brown. 606 00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:04,278 Just feels like I'm getting sucked in 607 00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:06,781 and I could just be me, 608 00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:10,201 yet that somehow never feels quite good enough. 609 00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:12,745 You know, I stole this dress to fit in, 610 00:31:12,746 --> 00:31:14,038 which is pathetic. 611 00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:15,623 I don't know about that. 612 00:31:15,624 --> 00:31:17,208 Yeah, not as pathetic as the fact that Peach 613 00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:18,876 wrote me a check to keep me afloat, 614 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,213 which I don't want to cash but now I have to. 615 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:28,219 Look, if you're not one of them, 616 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,805 it's just 'cause stuff didn't just get handed to you. 617 00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:32,473 It didn't. 618 00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:34,100 Right, and when it's like that, 619 00:31:34,101 --> 00:31:38,479 sometimes, to survive... 620 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:43,317 you have to show some teeth. 621 00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:46,863 And I'm guessing that yours are pretty sharp. 622 00:31:57,290 --> 00:31:59,583 I'm glad we met, glad we're friends. 623 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:02,254 For the love of Christ. 624 00:32:09,219 --> 00:32:11,470 - Joe? - I know that voice. 625 00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:14,265 Joe Goldberg? 626 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:17,017 Maddie Johnson. I'm Candace's friend. 627 00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:19,186 Great, a little soon for you to hear this, Beck, 628 00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:20,521 but here we go. 629 00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:22,606 Wow, Maddie, that's crazy. 630 00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:24,150 It's so good to see you. 631 00:32:24,151 --> 00:32:25,276 This is Beck. 632 00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:27,820 Hey. 633 00:32:27,821 --> 00:32:31,115 So I heard about you and Candace. 634 00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:33,325 You know, I thought we were pretty happy, 635 00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:36,787 but she thought she could be happier with some guy in Rome. 636 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:39,582 So you know, I get it. She's following her bliss. 637 00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:42,127 It's just how she left so suddenly. 638 00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:46,255 I mean, we were all kind of hurt. 639 00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:48,966 Would you excuse us? My Uber is here. 640 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,384 It was nice to meet you. 641 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:53,138 Sorry. It was good to see you, Maddie. 642 00:32:56,433 --> 00:33:00,060 I just felt like that needed to be over. 643 00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:02,898 Let's get you home. 644 00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:09,778 Be here for Paco. 645 00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:12,698 What could he possibly need from me? 646 00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:14,899 He needs someone who isn't drunk, Ron, how about that? 647 00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:22,124 What the hell is wrong with you, punching a wall? 648 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:24,960 Solve our problems. 649 00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:27,129 I'm sorry. 650 00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:28,422 It's okay. 651 00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:29,924 It's not okay to yell. 652 00:33:29,925 --> 00:33:31,759 Grown-ups do it all the time. 653 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:32,844 Grown-ups are assholes. 654 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:37,891 Some people used to yell at me, too, you know. 655 00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:42,770 And I don't want to be like them. 656 00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:44,231 I got you something. 657 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:59,370 I can't take this in the house. 658 00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:00,372 Ron. 659 00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:06,043 So all the bathrooms in the building 660 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,503 have the same kind of ceiling. 661 00:34:07,504 --> 00:34:09,755 So go in the bathroom. 662 00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:13,842 The ceiling tiles around the vent move if you push them. 663 00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:15,928 So you push one... 664 00:34:15,929 --> 00:34:20,349 pop the book in there, slide it closed. 665 00:34:20,350 --> 00:34:22,559 Like a secret hiding place. 666 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,728 Cool. 667 00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:26,481 Thank you. 668 00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:31,403 Have a good night, Paco. 669 00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:36,992 If you want it, it's here. 670 00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:53,465 You are not responsible for my feelings, 671 00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:56,260 I am, but for the record, 672 00:34:56,261 --> 00:35:00,723 I feel like congealed, day-old egg rolls right about now. 673 00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:03,684 What was the point of taking me to that party? 674 00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:05,477 Benji was right. 675 00:35:05,478 --> 00:35:06,938 Benji! 676 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,876 Honestly, I get how he feels. 677 00:35:28,877 --> 00:35:31,170 You left me here to die! 678 00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:32,756 You left me here to die! 679 00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:39,137 Enough of this, just kill me! 680 00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:55,152 Hi. 681 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,905 I... 682 00:35:57,906 --> 00:36:01,200 I justl want to ask you to please reconsider. 683 00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:04,745 I need the T. A. Job. 684 00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:07,539 I need housing. 685 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:10,835 Can we maybe discuss placing me with another adviser? 686 00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:14,004 It's the middle of the term. 687 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:16,840 I know. 688 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:19,385 Inconvenient, but it's... 689 00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:22,221 It's really important. 690 00:36:22,222 --> 00:36:24,723 I wish you the best. 691 00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:28,018 But I really can't, in good conscience, do that. 692 00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:30,772 I understand. 693 00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:45,911 So I... 694 00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:48,665 I guess I'm realizing I have no choice... 695 00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:58,758 but to share this. 696 00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:04,346 And that is? 697 00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:07,599 Well, it can fit in one tweet. 698 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,436 A list of six women who have a story about you. 699 00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:12,855 Not hard to find, didn't take much asking around. 700 00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:13,939 What's the term again, 701 00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:16,442 harassment or misconduct? 702 00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:18,277 Anyway, they were too scared to come forward, 703 00:37:18,278 --> 00:37:21,697 but then we realized it's harder to dismiss seven women 704 00:37:21,698 --> 00:37:23,741 with the same story. 705 00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:26,702 That's not possible. 706 00:37:26,703 --> 00:37:28,203 I've done nothing inappropriate. 707 00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:30,622 You want to make yourself a public liar? 708 00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:33,167 That actually would sink your career. 709 00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:35,837 Blackmail is not something you live down. 710 00:37:39,132 --> 00:37:40,591 You're trying to call my bluff, 711 00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:42,968 but I'm not bluffing. 712 00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:45,764 So your call. 713 00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:55,063 I've had a lot of time to think in here. 714 00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:58,233 You're right. 715 00:37:58,234 --> 00:38:02,738 I am a fraud. 716 00:38:02,739 --> 00:38:07,117 I've done things worse than you. 717 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:10,078 And that's how I know, Joe, 718 00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:11,831 you're not a killer. 719 00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:19,797 I want to tell you something. 720 00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:22,049 And once I tell you, 721 00:38:22,050 --> 00:38:24,009 I'll know your worst secret. 722 00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:27,513 You'll know mine. 723 00:38:27,514 --> 00:38:30,850 Then you can let me go. 724 00:38:40,527 --> 00:38:42,778 Yeah! We thought this group was strong. 725 00:38:42,779 --> 00:38:45,405 A lot of interesting stuff in Benji's nightstand. 726 00:38:45,406 --> 00:38:47,449 But he was right. 727 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:50,410 The thumb drive is by far the most interesting. 728 00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:53,330 It started out your standard issue frat hazing, 729 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:56,376 but a certain intensity kicked in. 730 00:38:57,961 --> 00:39:00,420 Then the coke or the homophobia. 731 00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:01,713 Teach this bitch a lesson. 732 00:39:01,714 --> 00:39:03,048 Teach him a lesson! 733 00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:04,466 They all stood there, 734 00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:06,385 laughing. 735 00:39:06,386 --> 00:39:08,512 - And Benji... - Whoo! 736 00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:10,514 Was the worst because he stood there 737 00:39:10,515 --> 00:39:12,015 holding the camera. 738 00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:13,643 Dumbass, wake up, dumbass! 739 00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:17,729 Shit! 740 00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:19,356 Their parents made it go away, 741 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:22,276 but Benji kept a copy of the video, 742 00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:24,111 I assume, to hold over friends' heads. 743 00:39:24,112 --> 00:39:26,989 Instead, I get to hold it over Benji's. 744 00:39:26,990 --> 00:39:28,574 And he doesn't deserve it, 745 00:39:28,575 --> 00:39:30,868 but he's right. 746 00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:33,496 It is enough to buy his freedom. 747 00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:45,632 Should I have changed the subject on that balcony, 748 00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:47,593 tried to kiss you sooner? 749 00:39:47,594 --> 00:39:50,095 It's not fair how easy it is to kill a spark. 750 00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:52,097 It's a miracle love ever happens. 751 00:39:52,098 --> 00:39:53,223 If it's not a myth. 752 00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:55,601 Hi. 753 00:39:55,602 --> 00:39:59,230 Thanks to you, I showed that professor some teeth. 754 00:40:01,316 --> 00:40:03,693 And? 755 00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:06,778 What's that? 756 00:40:06,779 --> 00:40:09,072 A thank-you doughnut. 757 00:40:09,073 --> 00:40:10,617 It worked. 758 00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:14,578 That's good. I'm glad. I mean, I was worried. 759 00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:16,580 You were right and I have housing 760 00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:17,956 and can rip Peach's check up 761 00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:21,710 and generally live to fight another day. 762 00:40:21,711 --> 00:40:24,212 And I wouldn't have had the guts if you hadn't... 763 00:40:24,213 --> 00:40:26,465 So really, thank you. 764 00:40:26,466 --> 00:40:28,967 All I want to do is help, Beck. 765 00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:31,845 I mean, you saw something in me 766 00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:34,765 and, God, not everyone gets why I'm here 767 00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:36,600 and what being a writer means. 768 00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:38,602 It's the mostl mean, it's the only important thing. 769 00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:43,399 Andand you helped me to not lose it. 770 00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:49,447 Aren't you gonna look, see if I guessed the right flavor? 771 00:40:54,243 --> 00:40:57,204 No bullshit, classic, even old-school, 772 00:40:57,205 --> 00:40:58,664 and secretly better than all those crazy, 773 00:40:58,665 --> 00:41:00,541 trying-too-hard ones. 774 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:05,837 It is nice to be seen. 775 00:41:05,838 --> 00:41:07,215 It's a good guess. 776 00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:12,804 It's good. 777 00:41:25,608 --> 00:41:27,026 Come back here. 778 00:41:39,622 --> 00:41:43,333 So plain glazed, yes. 779 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:45,586 Noted. 780 00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:49,339 I have to go to class. 781 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,467 Have a good class, Beck. 782 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,659 Did you get it? The video? 783 00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:20,871 Maple latte, almond milk, 784 00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:24,124 two stevia, did I get that right? 785 00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:27,294 Yeah, yeah, I saw the video. 786 00:42:27,295 --> 00:42:30,338 Yes! Yes! 787 00:42:30,339 --> 00:42:31,466 Yes! 788 00:42:34,927 --> 00:42:38,930 Mutually assured destruction. 789 00:42:38,931 --> 00:42:40,682 Let's talk about something first, though. 790 00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:42,893 What you said about Beck 791 00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:45,604 basically being a gold digger... 792 00:42:45,605 --> 00:42:48,565 I was just being honest, that'sthat's all. 793 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,067 What you are is wrong. 794 00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:52,027 I'd go so far as to say 795 00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:54,905 you create the problem 796 00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:56,990 when you assume this stuff, 797 00:42:56,991 --> 00:42:59,701 when you treat her like trash. 798 00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:03,371 You cast her in a role 799 00:43:03,372 --> 00:43:06,083 that isn't her and... And you trap her in it. 800 00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:09,002 Bro, I'ml'm... I'm done with her. 801 00:43:09,003 --> 00:43:12,339 Say I can trust you. 802 00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:13,799 I've got the video, right? 803 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:17,219 I mean, solid maybe. 804 00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:19,471 The thing is that doesn't make up for the damage you've done. 805 00:43:19,472 --> 00:43:20,889 I'm sorry. 806 00:43:20,890 --> 00:43:22,265 If it was between me and you, Benji, 807 00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:24,142 honestly, I would roll the dice. 808 00:43:24,143 --> 00:43:25,685 I would. 809 00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:28,106 Like you said, I'm not a killer. 810 00:43:30,316 --> 00:43:33,568 But this... 811 00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:35,112 is about her. 812 00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:37,031 I'm telling... you... 813 00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:39,950 I'm scared. 814 00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:42,203 I'm very scared of what you would do to her. 815 00:43:45,957 --> 00:43:47,416 Maple almond latte. 816 00:43:50,086 --> 00:43:52,170 Two stevia, 817 00:43:52,171 --> 00:43:54,465 two tablespoons of peanut oil. 818 00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:00,762 Could have gone either way. 819 00:44:00,763 --> 00:44:03,014 He's lied about so many things. 820 00:44:03,015 --> 00:44:05,601 Who knew the peanut allergy was real? 821 00:44:19,699 --> 00:44:22,910 Guess Benji's gonna die an honest man.