1 00:00:00,020 --> 00:00:02,020 Previously on "You"... 2 00:00:02,021 --> 00:00:03,890 - Everyone just calls me Beck. - And you're... 3 00:00:04,190 --> 00:00:06,020 - Joe? - Goldberg. 4 00:00:06,220 --> 00:00:08,090 A guy needs to protect himself, 5 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:10,990 and your name was a glorious place to start. 6 00:00:11,060 --> 00:00:12,790 The next thing our little friend the internet gave me 7 00:00:12,860 --> 00:00:14,360 was your address. 8 00:00:14,460 --> 00:00:15,700 [suspenseful music] 9 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,530 Uhh! 10 00:00:17,630 --> 00:00:20,200 Maybe we could get a drink sometime? 11 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:21,240 Sure. 12 00:00:21,340 --> 00:00:22,770 Hey, let me up. 13 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:25,070 [whispering] Oh, you make me insane. 14 00:00:25,180 --> 00:00:27,340 Oh, Beck, who is this? 15 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:29,480 Benjamin J. Ashby. Greenwich born, 16 00:00:29,580 --> 00:00:30,580 boarding school bred. 17 00:00:30,650 --> 00:00:32,380 - After you. - All right. 18 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:34,250 Man, I'm thinkin' maybe... 19 00:00:35,850 --> 00:00:37,150 Do not tell me that you're doing this 20 00:00:37,250 --> 00:00:38,750 because of Beck! 21 00:00:38,820 --> 00:00:40,620 I'm very scared of what you would do to her. 22 00:00:40,690 --> 00:00:43,090 She show you her ladle? She's got this red kitchen ladle. 23 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:45,330 It's a whole "call you Daddy, spank me" thing. 24 00:00:45,430 --> 00:00:47,260 Benji, I'd love your help. 25 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:50,270 Unfortunately, I know you're a pathological liar. 26 00:00:50,370 --> 00:00:52,230 [gasps, wheezes] 27 00:00:52,340 --> 00:00:55,270 I just knew Benji was the worst kind of poison, 28 00:00:55,370 --> 00:00:57,640 so I did what I had to do to help you. 29 00:00:57,740 --> 00:00:59,610 [dramatic musical sting] 30 00:00:59,710 --> 00:01:02,910 [light music] 31 00:01:03,010 --> 00:01:08,620 ♪ ♪ 32 00:01:08,690 --> 00:01:10,690 Joe: It's been three days... 33 00:01:10,790 --> 00:01:12,320 - [laughs] - Since our first kiss, 34 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:14,360 and I have to say... things are looking 35 00:01:14,460 --> 00:01:16,490 pretty good for us post-Benji. 36 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:18,090 If you could only watch one movie 37 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,100 for the rest of your life, what would it be? 38 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:21,360 "Beverly Hills Cop." 39 00:01:21,430 --> 00:01:23,430 - Really? - Oh, yeah. Dead serious. 40 00:01:23,530 --> 00:01:26,740 - Okay... I'll bite. - Enlighten me. 41 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,170 Well, it's funny, but the danger... 42 00:01:29,270 --> 00:01:30,770 - feels very real. - [laughs] 43 00:01:30,870 --> 00:01:32,270 It checks all the boxes. 44 00:01:32,380 --> 00:01:35,010 What's yours? What's your forever movie? 45 00:01:35,110 --> 00:01:37,710 - Mm. - I'd have to go with... 46 00:01:37,810 --> 00:01:39,350 "Pretty In Pink." 47 00:01:39,420 --> 00:01:41,280 Invisible townie girl swept off her feet 48 00:01:41,350 --> 00:01:44,150 by the one guy who really sees her. 49 00:01:44,220 --> 00:01:45,550 A little on the nose, Beck. 50 00:01:45,660 --> 00:01:48,090 I love that movie. 51 00:01:48,190 --> 00:01:50,260 I'll be that guy, the one who sees you. 52 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,890 You deserve that, after Benji. 53 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,160 So... 54 00:01:54,230 --> 00:01:56,260 your... old girlfriend, 55 00:01:56,370 --> 00:01:58,830 the girl at Peach's party was talking about... 56 00:01:58,940 --> 00:02:00,900 - Candace, is it? - It's customary... 57 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,000 the inventory of past heartbreak. 58 00:02:03,110 --> 00:02:04,710 - Do I wanna know? - But Candace... 59 00:02:04,780 --> 00:02:06,470 I'm not sure how to tell you about her yet. 60 00:02:06,580 --> 00:02:08,610 It's too soon, Beck. 61 00:02:08,710 --> 00:02:11,250 I mean, I'm an open book, but it's... it's the old story. 62 00:02:11,350 --> 00:02:14,620 Just... thinking you're right for someone... 63 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,050 and you're not. 64 00:02:16,150 --> 00:02:18,220 Hmm. I got about a dozen of those. 65 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:21,220 - Hmm. - Maybe sometime over a drink. 66 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,020 - Or ten. - [laughs] 67 00:02:23,130 --> 00:02:24,930 - Yep. - Ten? 68 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,830 - Ten. Ten... - [laughs] 69 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:28,700 Give or take. 70 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,670 [light music] 71 00:02:31,770 --> 00:02:36,000 ♪ ♪ 72 00:02:36,110 --> 00:02:38,310 I want to come in, I do. 73 00:02:38,410 --> 00:02:40,340 But I'm gonna make us wait. 74 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:41,940 You're worth waiting for. Besides... 75 00:02:42,050 --> 00:02:43,580 Bye. 76 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,150 Right now, I have something 77 00:02:45,220 --> 00:02:47,720 rather pressing to deal with. 78 00:02:50,890 --> 00:02:53,960 [dark music] 79 00:02:54,060 --> 00:02:56,590 ♪ ♪ 80 00:02:56,690 --> 00:02:58,430 Nothing sweeter than townie pie. 81 00:02:58,530 --> 00:02:59,960 # MuffinGrabNGo. 82 00:03:02,730 --> 00:03:06,200 [dark music continues] 83 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:13,270 ♪ ♪ 84 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:16,640 [phone chimes] 85 00:03:16,750 --> 00:03:18,510 Beck: Grab N Go? Really? 86 00:03:18,620 --> 00:03:20,080 Townie Pie? What the... 87 00:03:20,150 --> 00:03:22,580 You're dead to me, Benji. Dead. 88 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:25,590 Joe: You're finally moving on. 89 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:27,420 And now that you've dealt with Benji, 90 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:30,760 it's time for me to do the same. 91 00:03:30,860 --> 00:03:33,700 [dark music swells] 92 00:03:33,701 --> 00:03:39,200 Synced & corrected by MaxPayne == https://subscene.com == 93 00:03:42,270 --> 00:03:45,810 How exactly does one get rid of a body? 94 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:47,740 I can't just Google this kind of thing 95 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:50,280 without creating a pretty damning evidence trail. 96 00:03:50,380 --> 00:03:52,910 So I turn to those I trust most for tips... 97 00:03:52,980 --> 00:03:56,180 King, Carr, Franzen, Flynn. 98 00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:58,050 Fun fact: Spatchcocking a chicken 99 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:59,520 and dismembering a human 100 00:03:59,620 --> 00:04:01,990 involve the same six essential steps. 101 00:04:02,090 --> 00:04:03,890 Not sure I'm down for that. 102 00:04:03,990 --> 00:04:05,730 Little intense. But... 103 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:08,130 I think I finally have a plan for Benji. 104 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,200 Oh, hey, Joe, I didn't know you were up there. 105 00:04:11,270 --> 00:04:13,640 Do you mind if I play some, uh, Enrique Iglesias? 106 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:15,300 I'm trying to bone up on my Spanish. 107 00:04:15,410 --> 00:04:16,910 These are officially the darkest days... 108 00:04:17,010 --> 00:04:18,570 Sounds great. In the history of the world. 109 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:19,740 I mean, I can pick something else. 110 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:21,280 I got a ton of playlists on here. 111 00:04:21,340 --> 00:04:24,250 I got rock music, club music, jazz music. 112 00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:26,280 - I wonder if he's a virgin. - Stick with the Iglesias. 113 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:27,980 I'm just gonna be in the basement working on some books. 114 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:29,250 I don't wanna be disturbed. 115 00:04:29,350 --> 00:04:30,550 - All right? - No problem. 116 00:04:30,650 --> 00:04:31,720 Thanks, Joe! 117 00:04:31,820 --> 00:04:33,690 Here's what I know. 118 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:36,390 There can be no dead Benji for you to mourn. 119 00:04:36,460 --> 00:04:38,160 He needs to disappear. 120 00:04:38,260 --> 00:04:41,260 Already handled the optics on social media... 121 00:04:41,330 --> 00:04:44,770 Portrait of a dude hard partying his way off the grid. 122 00:04:44,870 --> 00:04:47,070 As for the body... 123 00:04:47,170 --> 00:04:49,470 Cremation seems expedient. 124 00:04:49,570 --> 00:04:51,470 This will require chemicals, 125 00:04:51,540 --> 00:04:55,910 a steady blaze, and absolutely no dental records. 126 00:04:56,010 --> 00:04:58,880 [tense music] 127 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:02,750 ♪ ♪ 128 00:05:02,850 --> 00:05:04,250 [mallet thuds on floor] 129 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,290 Bluuh... [liquid splashes] 130 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:08,260 [coughs] It looks like 131 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:11,960 I'm gonna need to slow the biological roll on Benji. 132 00:05:12,030 --> 00:05:13,930 It's about temperature, and it's about humidity. 133 00:05:14,030 --> 00:05:17,500 And dropping the temp this low puts the books at risk... 134 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:20,640 Dry, brittle, lost forever. 135 00:05:20,740 --> 00:05:23,000 My humidifiers won't let that happen. 136 00:05:23,110 --> 00:05:25,070 Gertrude Stein is dead. 137 00:05:25,180 --> 00:05:28,210 She's not coming back to sign books. 138 00:05:28,310 --> 00:05:30,910 Hopefully, this holds him until I can man up 139 00:05:31,010 --> 00:05:32,610 and do the deed. 140 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:33,780 [light knocking] 141 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:35,480 - Come in. - Hi... there. 142 00:05:35,590 --> 00:05:37,990 I'm, uh... Guinevere Beck. 143 00:05:38,090 --> 00:05:39,990 I'm your new MFA transfer. 144 00:05:40,060 --> 00:05:43,990 Professor Leahy and I agreed, uh, that it would be bet... 145 00:05:44,090 --> 00:05:45,730 Oh, sorry. 146 00:05:45,830 --> 00:05:48,830 Um, I'm looking for Professor Mott? 147 00:05:48,930 --> 00:05:50,060 Beck, is it? 148 00:05:50,170 --> 00:05:51,930 - Yes, hi. - Blythe. 149 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,940 - [gasps] - I heard you were joining us. 150 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:55,600 - Yeah. - We meet here for workshop 151 00:05:55,710 --> 00:05:57,270 on Tuesdays and Thursdays. 152 00:05:57,340 --> 00:05:59,840 Mott's no Leahy, though, so bring your A game. 153 00:05:59,910 --> 00:06:01,480 I intend to. 154 00:06:01,580 --> 00:06:03,910 You know, I actually... I read one of your essays 155 00:06:04,010 --> 00:06:05,750 in the "Review" last month, 156 00:06:05,850 --> 00:06:08,520 and it was so illuminating. I tweeted it. 157 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:12,290 Social Media. It's like the next great genocide. 158 00:06:14,590 --> 00:06:16,420 - Jersey, right? - Sorry? 159 00:06:16,530 --> 00:06:18,030 It's where you're from? 160 00:06:18,090 --> 00:06:20,730 No, I'm, uh, I'm from Nantucket. 161 00:06:20,830 --> 00:06:22,600 Oh, interesting. 162 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,500 - Where are you from? - Such a tough question. 163 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:28,840 Um... I was born in Papua New Guinea, 164 00:06:28,940 --> 00:06:31,470 but my dad worked for the State Department, 165 00:06:31,570 --> 00:06:32,970 so we moved around a lot. 166 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,040 Actually separated from my parents at one point. 167 00:06:34,140 --> 00:06:36,340 Did some modeling in Tokyo. 168 00:06:36,450 --> 00:06:39,580 My hair is super-unique there. 169 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,380 [both chuckle] [phone buzzes] 170 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:44,290 [buzzing] 171 00:06:44,390 --> 00:06:45,490 [stops buzzing] 172 00:06:46,660 --> 00:06:49,290 [speaking Swedish] 173 00:06:50,790 --> 00:06:52,990 I'm sorry, it's my grandparents. 174 00:06:53,060 --> 00:06:54,460 I'll see you in class, okay? 175 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:55,960 - Okay. - Okay. 176 00:06:56,070 --> 00:06:58,330 Hey... [laughs] 177 00:06:58,440 --> 00:06:59,730 Yeah. 178 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:01,300 And then she walked away, 179 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:03,040 and I melted into the earth. 180 00:07:03,110 --> 00:07:05,070 Sounds like a pretentious bitch, if you ask me. 181 00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:06,810 No. Blythe's amazing. 182 00:07:06,910 --> 00:07:09,140 She wrote this piece about how she and her mother 183 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:11,780 got bulimia together while in Italy, and she was 12! 184 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:13,980 - Chic. - What the... 185 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:16,580 - Is that a nose? - It's a dick pic, Annika. 186 00:07:16,690 --> 00:07:18,890 - [laughs] - So what? It's just zoomed in. 187 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:22,190 - No! - Why's it against shag carpet? 188 00:07:22,290 --> 00:07:23,360 - I don't know. - Perspective? 189 00:07:23,430 --> 00:07:24,830 I don't get it. 190 00:07:24,930 --> 00:07:26,960 I mean, why do men think disembodied members 191 00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:28,760 equal foreplay? You know, they're not 192 00:07:28,830 --> 00:07:31,200 - aesthetically pleasing. - Ooh! I disagree. 193 00:07:31,270 --> 00:07:33,030 I have over 200 saved on my phone 194 00:07:33,140 --> 00:07:35,970 organized by category. It's my Guggenheim. 195 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:37,440 [chuckling] 196 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:39,240 Fat bats. 197 00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:40,740 Boomerangs. 198 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,480 Banana boats. 199 00:07:42,580 --> 00:07:44,250 Late bloomers. 200 00:07:44,350 --> 00:07:45,750 And Jewish guys. 201 00:07:45,850 --> 00:07:47,320 More power to 'em, but your friends 202 00:07:47,420 --> 00:07:49,080 kinda treat sex like it means nothing. 203 00:07:49,150 --> 00:07:50,550 Till she sees his junk in zoom! 204 00:07:50,650 --> 00:07:52,250 But you're different, aren't you? 205 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:53,920 Honestly, I see her point. 206 00:07:53,990 --> 00:07:55,590 I hooked up with some guy last night. 207 00:07:55,690 --> 00:07:58,890 Knee deep in before I realized he's uncircumcised. 208 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:00,430 - Ooh! - It kind of looked like... 209 00:08:00,530 --> 00:08:02,830 - I don't know, a... hoodie? - Whoa! 210 00:08:02,930 --> 00:08:04,700 Bookstore clerk has a turtleneck? 211 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:06,700 Bookstore manager, but, no, not Joe. 212 00:08:06,770 --> 00:08:09,400 Some guy from Tinder. Just a little down and dirty. 213 00:08:09,510 --> 00:08:11,070 - You know? - Wow! 214 00:08:11,170 --> 00:08:13,510 Joe is still a maybe. 215 00:08:13,610 --> 00:08:16,040 - A maybe? - I'm a maybe? 216 00:08:16,150 --> 00:08:17,650 And you're still screwing other guys? 217 00:08:17,750 --> 00:08:19,310 Beck! How did I miss this? 218 00:08:19,380 --> 00:08:21,920 How did I read this so completely wrong? 219 00:08:21,990 --> 00:08:24,150 Look, if you wanna bone Benji outta your system, 220 00:08:24,220 --> 00:08:25,950 more power to you. 221 00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:28,590 I just wanna make sure that you're respecting yourself. 222 00:08:28,690 --> 00:08:31,990 Look, I'm just saying... 223 00:08:32,060 --> 00:08:35,230 are you being your most amazing self right now? 224 00:08:35,330 --> 00:08:37,870 - I mean, this is... - this is my process. 225 00:08:37,970 --> 00:08:40,270 It's like a Benji exorcism. 226 00:08:40,370 --> 00:08:43,540 I'm just exploring my options in a city of... 227 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,440 8 million people. 228 00:08:45,540 --> 00:08:47,210 - It's only reasonable, right? - Yeah. 229 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:48,510 I'm gonna get a drink. 230 00:08:48,610 --> 00:08:52,550 [pop music in background] 231 00:08:52,650 --> 00:08:53,950 I like your tattoo. 232 00:08:55,250 --> 00:08:57,080 I don't have a tattoo. 233 00:08:57,150 --> 00:08:59,120 - Love is patient and kind. - [Beck moaning] 234 00:08:59,220 --> 00:09:00,790 And so am I, Beck. 235 00:09:00,890 --> 00:09:03,090 For you, I can be patient. 236 00:09:03,190 --> 00:09:04,930 Maybe this is your process. 237 00:09:04,990 --> 00:09:06,760 Nobody buys the first pair of jeans they try on, 238 00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:08,660 no matter how perfect. 239 00:09:08,770 --> 00:09:11,500 But as much as I'm hoping this is just a stage, 240 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,430 a quick password search on your iCloud 241 00:09:13,540 --> 00:09:16,100 has revealed a swipe-fest of millennial man-boys. 242 00:09:16,210 --> 00:09:17,670 Guy with tiger. 243 00:09:17,740 --> 00:09:19,370 Junior William Morris agent. 244 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,740 Viking Wannabe. You've been a busy girl, Beck. 245 00:09:21,850 --> 00:09:23,850 It's more competition than I realized. 246 00:09:23,950 --> 00:09:25,250 This thing between us... 247 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,150 It's new, tenuous. 248 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:29,620 And the cost was a corpse. 249 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:31,720 But I can't get rid of every guy in New York. 250 00:09:31,820 --> 00:09:34,460 If I wanna win your heart, I'm gonna have to show you... 251 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:37,330 [backboard thumping] [Beck moaning] 252 00:09:37,430 --> 00:09:38,290 [creak, crack] 253 00:09:38,390 --> 00:09:39,790 - Aah! - [laughs] 254 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:41,500 I'm not a "maybe." 255 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,060 I'm The One. 256 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:48,000 Time to get rid of Benji 257 00:09:48,070 --> 00:09:50,510 so I can focus my undivided attention 258 00:09:50,570 --> 00:09:53,110 on you, Beck, on us. 259 00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:55,110 So I'm gonna need a few supplies. 260 00:09:55,210 --> 00:09:56,140 Hey, Joe. 261 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:58,380 You said you needed to talk? 262 00:09:58,450 --> 00:10:00,280 - I do, yeah. - So here's the thing. 263 00:10:00,380 --> 00:10:02,250 I have a secret project I'm working on, 264 00:10:02,350 --> 00:10:03,850 but I gotta open up the shop, 265 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:05,990 so I thought you could run some errands for me. 266 00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:07,660 I'll give you a little money for books. 267 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,290 Just between us. 268 00:10:09,390 --> 00:10:10,960 Yeah. No problem. 269 00:10:11,030 --> 00:10:13,160 Between us. What do you need? 270 00:10:13,230 --> 00:10:15,760 Well, you might have to run to a few different places. 271 00:10:20,670 --> 00:10:22,940 You can count on me, Joe. 272 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:26,270 [dark music] 273 00:10:26,380 --> 00:10:27,840 Thanks, Pac. 274 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:33,610 The swine and I. 275 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,320 Eye to eye. 276 00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:40,590 My heart is his. 277 00:10:40,690 --> 00:10:42,690 And that... 278 00:10:42,790 --> 00:10:44,190 was sunset. 279 00:10:50,530 --> 00:10:52,200 I'm not sure it had the vigilance or depth 280 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:55,340 that you're capable of. I just wasn't fully invested. 281 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:57,840 Interesting, Blythe. 282 00:10:57,940 --> 00:11:00,440 How do we maintain the reader's attention? 283 00:11:00,540 --> 00:11:03,010 We infuse the universal 284 00:11:03,110 --> 00:11:05,050 with painful specificity, 285 00:11:05,150 --> 00:11:06,510 or they simply turn the page. 286 00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:08,250 Exactly. 287 00:11:08,350 --> 00:11:11,590 My worst fear... and I'm not commenting on Yuri's poem, 288 00:11:11,650 --> 00:11:15,360 per se, is not to be bad but unremarkable. 289 00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:18,430 - Unremarkable. - That is the fear. 290 00:11:18,530 --> 00:11:21,030 I hope this was helpful, Yuri. 291 00:11:21,130 --> 00:11:22,900 I think that does it for today. 292 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,730 Next up is... Blythe. 293 00:11:24,830 --> 00:11:26,200 And Beck. 294 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:28,470 Send a piece of your choosing to myself 295 00:11:28,570 --> 00:11:30,810 and your fellow classmates, and we'll review on Thursday. 296 00:11:30,910 --> 00:11:33,710 [lightly edgy music] 297 00:11:33,810 --> 00:11:40,720 ♪ ♪ 298 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,330 [bed creaking] 299 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,070 Here's what I've gleaned 300 00:11:59,170 --> 00:12:01,800 from this little exercise in futility, Beck. 301 00:12:01,870 --> 00:12:03,770 You're in no mood to write. 302 00:12:03,870 --> 00:12:05,740 [creak, snap, thud] 303 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,940 And you need a new bed. 304 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:10,340 So, hey, maybe your enthusiastic 305 00:12:10,450 --> 00:12:12,010 but ultimately empty encounter 306 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:13,310 with that Warby Parker-wearing mixologist 307 00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:14,980 could work to our advantage. 308 00:12:15,050 --> 00:12:16,080 Any chance you're down for shopping trip? 309 00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:17,250 I've got time to kill 310 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,620 while Paco's out shopping. 311 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,790 You read my mind. 312 00:12:24,860 --> 00:12:26,590 Pick you up in an hour. 313 00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:28,860 But I have to play this perfectly, 314 00:12:28,970 --> 00:12:31,070 and in order to do that, 315 00:12:31,170 --> 00:12:32,670 I gotta break out the big gun. 316 00:12:32,770 --> 00:12:34,970 [engine revs] 317 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,470 Mr. Mooney's Buick Skylark. 318 00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:39,570 ♪ Girl, you think you got it bad... ♪ 319 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:41,110 You bound down the stairs in those tight, 320 00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:42,540 not-too-tight jeans. 321 00:12:42,610 --> 00:12:43,880 You're in flip-flops 322 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,250 and your toenails sparkle 323 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:46,910 and your hair's in a bun, 324 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,350 and, hey, at least you don't have any hickeys. 325 00:12:48,450 --> 00:12:50,450 So there's that. 326 00:12:50,550 --> 00:12:54,820 ♪ ♪ 327 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:58,190 Oh, my God, I can't believe this is your car. 328 00:12:58,290 --> 00:13:00,230 You're a lifesaver. 329 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:01,830 [kiss] No idea how much 330 00:13:01,930 --> 00:13:03,830 I needed a new bed. 331 00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:10,270 ♪ Girl, you think you got it bad... ♪ 332 00:13:10,340 --> 00:13:12,140 ♪ Do do do do do do do ♪ 333 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:15,710 [engine humming] 334 00:13:17,150 --> 00:13:20,010 [Muzak plays in background] 335 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,780 ♪ ♪ 336 00:13:21,890 --> 00:13:23,890 New Challenge. 337 00:13:23,990 --> 00:13:26,820 How do I segue this from 338 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:28,760 browsing glassware to... 339 00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:31,230 "Holy shit! Joe's the one"? 340 00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:35,400 - Weird. - [small laugh] 341 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:38,070 I have one just like this. 342 00:13:38,130 --> 00:13:40,170 Yeah, I-I know all about it. 343 00:13:40,270 --> 00:13:43,170 - Benji told me. - It was my dad's. 344 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,940 The infamous red ladle. 345 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,910 How you like to be spanked with it. 346 00:13:47,010 --> 00:13:49,710 Is that what you really want, Beck? 347 00:13:49,810 --> 00:13:52,850 Is that the guy you're looking for? 348 00:13:52,950 --> 00:13:54,980 [edgy music] 349 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:57,490 Just pick one. 350 00:13:57,590 --> 00:13:59,750 It's all cut from the same hunk of overpriced wood. 351 00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:01,790 I can't decide. 352 00:14:01,860 --> 00:14:03,760 People trying to buy some sort of meaning in their lives 353 00:14:03,830 --> 00:14:06,830 with $60 candles and sustainable lamps. 354 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,260 They all look pretty good to me. 355 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,560 No, I just mean should I get the queen 356 00:14:10,670 --> 00:14:12,370 or the king-size bed? 357 00:14:12,470 --> 00:14:14,570 Your bedroom isn't big enough to fit a king. 358 00:14:14,670 --> 00:14:18,210 You're right, it's too... 359 00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:21,710 How do you know that? 360 00:14:21,810 --> 00:14:23,480 It's New York. 361 00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:25,980 No one's bedroom is big enough to fit a king. 362 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:27,750 [phone chimes] 363 00:14:27,850 --> 00:14:29,980 Ugh... 364 00:14:30,090 --> 00:14:31,220 [sighs] 365 00:14:31,290 --> 00:14:32,550 What's wrong? 366 00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:34,390 This girl, Blythe, in workshop, 367 00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:36,160 she just submitted her short story. 368 00:14:38,630 --> 00:14:39,830 - And? - And I haven't even 369 00:14:39,930 --> 00:14:41,860 started mine yet, and it's due tomorrow. 370 00:14:43,870 --> 00:14:46,600 [murmurs] 371 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:48,400 Hers... 372 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:50,140 it's brilliant. 373 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:54,040 It's about a crow that flies into a woman's house, 374 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,340 runs into the walls, and leaves blood everywhere. 375 00:14:56,450 --> 00:14:58,610 That sounds terrible. 376 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,310 Read it. 377 00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:12,290 Well? 378 00:15:14,930 --> 00:15:16,530 - You might be right. - Ugh! 379 00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:18,800 I know. 380 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,570 Can I ask you something? 381 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,070 Anything. 382 00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:28,710 Promise to tell the truth? 383 00:15:28,810 --> 00:15:30,180 Scout's honor. 384 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:33,210 [soft music] 385 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:34,980 ♪ ♪ 386 00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:38,090 - Do you think... - I'm unremarkable? 387 00:15:38,190 --> 00:15:45,230 ♪ ♪ 388 00:15:46,930 --> 00:15:48,730 Unremarkable people don't worry 389 00:15:48,830 --> 00:15:50,900 about being unremarkable. 390 00:15:53,570 --> 00:15:56,100 ♪ ♪ 391 00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:59,740 ♪ Only for you we should call it ♪ 392 00:15:59,810 --> 00:16:01,640 ♪ A straight love affair ♪ 393 00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:03,140 ♪ I suppose... ♪ 394 00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:04,750 This is it, Beck. 395 00:16:04,810 --> 00:16:06,110 This is the moment I'm gonna show you 396 00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:07,980 just how remarkable you are. 397 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,720 You want down and dirty, you got it. 398 00:16:09,820 --> 00:16:12,090 ♪ ♪ 399 00:16:12,190 --> 00:16:14,860 ♪ Palms that may hold you... ♪ 400 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:16,820 [gasps] [whispers] Stop, Joe, stop! 401 00:16:16,930 --> 00:16:18,090 - What? I... What? - I thought that you... 402 00:16:18,190 --> 00:16:19,630 That I wanted to get arrested 403 00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:22,000 while you're going all bush diver on me in public? 404 00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:24,830 That's not exactly on my to-do list today. 405 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,100 I guess I read that wrong. 406 00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:35,880 You haven't made eye contact for the past ten minutes. 407 00:16:35,950 --> 00:16:37,880 Things couldn't get any worse right now. 408 00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:41,120 [phone buzzing] 409 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:43,320 - Hello? - Hey, Joe, it's Ethan. 410 00:16:43,390 --> 00:16:44,990 - Ethan from the bookstore. - Yeah, yeah, I know 411 00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:46,450 who you are, Ethan. 412 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:50,590 Right. Thing is, the power's out. Um... 413 00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:53,160 the electrician says he thinks the system is overloaded, 414 00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:54,800 but he can't get to the fuse box because... 415 00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:56,530 It's in the basement with a dead body. 416 00:16:56,630 --> 00:16:58,800 - Which is locked. - He thinks he can pop the lock, 417 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:00,400 but I just wanted to... 418 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,640 - No! No, no, no, no, no! - Just... Just... 419 00:17:02,740 --> 00:17:04,110 Just tell the electrician to go home. 420 00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:05,910 I'll call him later. You lock up and go home. 421 00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:07,510 I'll deal with it when I get back. 422 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,340 All right? 423 00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:10,880 Okay. 424 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,950 - Everything okay? - Yeah, it's fine. 425 00:17:15,050 --> 00:17:17,050 It's fine. It's just a little problem at the shop. 426 00:17:17,150 --> 00:17:18,990 I should get you... home. 427 00:17:19,090 --> 00:17:21,390 [edgy music] 428 00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:23,190 I was afraid this might happen. 429 00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:25,660 Six humidifiers and an AC unit from the late '70s 430 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,390 cranked to its lowest setting... 431 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:31,100 even in death, Benji is a colossal pain in my ass. 432 00:17:33,990 --> 00:17:36,020 [dark music] 433 00:17:36,090 --> 00:17:38,620 Okay. With the AC out, 434 00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:42,960 seems deterioration speeds really picked up. 435 00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:46,530 ♪ ♪ 436 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:49,370 [heavy exhale] 437 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:58,370 Oh! Is that... ooze? 438 00:17:58,440 --> 00:17:59,910 [groaning] 439 00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:01,540 [coughing] Things have grown 440 00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:04,010 biologically dire in the Benji department. 441 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,880 Also the rare book department. 442 00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:10,350 But... I can't protect them until I get rid of him. 443 00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:13,390 Benji has to go. 444 00:18:13,490 --> 00:18:16,690 [dark music] 445 00:18:16,790 --> 00:18:18,390 ♪ ♪ 446 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,400 [groaning] 447 00:18:28,810 --> 00:18:29,870 [snap] Ugh! 448 00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:30,940 [phone chimes] 449 00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:35,780 Hey, what are you up to? 450 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:38,280 Do you happen to read Chinese? 451 00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:40,880 Or own a mallet? 452 00:18:40,990 --> 00:18:44,520 [unsettling music] 453 00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:46,420 The books were safe. 454 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,060 Basement is 100% corpse-free. 455 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,490 Can't burn the body in daylight anyway, 456 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,090 so the least Benji can do 457 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,960 is wait in the car for a little while. 458 00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:57,700 [light guitar strumming] 459 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,100 - Ready for that. - Okay. 460 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,140 Let go for a second. 461 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,310 - Okay. - Yeah. 462 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,940 - It's in the peg! - Okay. 463 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,510 [both laugh] 464 00:19:06,610 --> 00:19:09,010 - Hand me the mallet. - Yeah. Ah! 465 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,650 Should be good. 466 00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:17,550 [light music continues] 467 00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:24,760 ♪ ♪ 468 00:19:28,070 --> 00:19:30,070 - [laughing] - There it is. 469 00:19:30,130 --> 00:19:31,570 Go! 470 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:32,740 [laughing] 471 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,340 Say when. 472 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,410 - When. I think... when. - When, when, when. 473 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:39,780 [giggling] 474 00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:46,780 Cheers to us. [glasses clink] 475 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,850 You make a good apprentice. 476 00:19:48,950 --> 00:19:52,920 I was gonna say the same thing about you. 477 00:19:57,030 --> 00:20:01,200 I'm sorry about earlier. I didn't mean to get so upset. 478 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,700 [murmurs] 479 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,630 It's okay. 480 00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:07,370 No, it's not, it's just... 481 00:20:07,470 --> 00:20:11,410 I don't want you to think of me 482 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:14,340 like that. 483 00:20:19,980 --> 00:20:24,150 I... like you, Joe. 484 00:20:24,260 --> 00:20:27,720 Like actually... like. 485 00:20:27,830 --> 00:20:32,160 [soft music] 486 00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:34,830 And I was a little in my head, to be honest. 487 00:20:34,930 --> 00:20:38,400 Blythe's short story kinda threw me for a loop. 488 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:39,970 It's not a competition. 489 00:20:40,070 --> 00:20:41,770 I know, but... 490 00:20:41,870 --> 00:20:44,410 I wonder... 491 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:47,980 am I ever gonna write anything that amazing? 492 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,980 You're talented. 493 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,750 - You don't know that. - I... I know... 494 00:20:51,820 --> 00:20:55,180 I know you need to get out of your head and... 495 00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:58,890 forget Blythe, this Blythe person. 496 00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:01,120 Forget everybody. Just write what you want. 497 00:21:01,230 --> 00:21:04,530 God! Everyone says that like it's so easy. 498 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,230 [laughs] I know, I know. 499 00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:08,860 Okay, so, um... 500 00:21:08,970 --> 00:21:10,700 pop quiz. 501 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:11,770 Don't think. 502 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,000 Just answer. 503 00:21:14,110 --> 00:21:15,940 Okay. 504 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,010 What hits you like a gut punch when you... 505 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,610 The first thought? [ice cubes clatter] 506 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,580 My dad. 507 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,950 Before he... 508 00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:26,780 Yeah. Right. 509 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,380 Of course. 510 00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:34,220 He was an addict. 511 00:21:34,330 --> 00:21:37,260 It was hard... 512 00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:39,260 and scary. 513 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,270 I mean, there were good days too. 514 00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:48,040 Like I always knew it was gonna be one of those 515 00:21:48,110 --> 00:21:53,340 when I woke up to the smell of pancakes cooking. 516 00:21:53,410 --> 00:21:57,780 He used this red ladle to scoop up the batter. 517 00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:00,920 This is the red ladle story? 518 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,150 [soft music] 519 00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:06,020 - And I would be... - laughing, 520 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:08,360 singing along to some 521 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:11,590 bad Top 40 song. 522 00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:14,400 And everything would be... right. 523 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:19,000 ♪ ♪ 524 00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:22,840 But then he'd... he'd go out and... 525 00:22:22,940 --> 00:22:26,410 the ladle would go back in the drawer. 526 00:22:26,510 --> 00:22:30,180 And I'd wait for the next good day. 527 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:37,450 Until there weren't any more. 528 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:38,690 [small laugh] 529 00:22:38,790 --> 00:22:40,760 Wow! 530 00:22:40,830 --> 00:22:44,230 I did not expect to say all that. 531 00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:46,030 - I think you're right. - You definitely don't have 532 00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:48,560 anything meaningful to write about. 533 00:22:48,630 --> 00:22:52,130 Ohh. Benji was wrong about all of it. 534 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:55,300 His whole red ladle story. You don't wanna be spanked. 535 00:22:55,410 --> 00:22:57,440 You wanna feel safe, 536 00:22:57,540 --> 00:22:59,210 loved. 537 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:02,310 You want someone to make pancakes for you. 538 00:23:02,410 --> 00:23:05,180 [quiet music] 539 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:12,090 ♪ ♪ 540 00:23:20,460 --> 00:23:24,300 [lighthearted music] 541 00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:26,840 [knocking on door] 542 00:23:26,940 --> 00:23:28,440 Um... 543 00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:30,440 hold that thought. I'll be right back. 544 00:23:30,540 --> 00:23:33,210 [knocking continues] Coming! 545 00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:38,310 - Is everything okay? - No! 546 00:23:38,420 --> 00:23:41,080 - Peach. I should have known. - Thank God you're here. 547 00:23:41,190 --> 00:23:43,090 I'm having a really bad flare-up. 548 00:23:43,190 --> 00:23:45,620 I think I need you to take me to the emergency room. 549 00:23:47,290 --> 00:23:48,990 Oh... Joseph. 550 00:23:49,090 --> 00:23:50,730 I didn't realize you were here. 551 00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:53,060 I told you he was coming. 552 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,300 Uh, Peach is really sick. 553 00:23:55,370 --> 00:23:58,070 This is probably more than you need to know, 554 00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:00,300 but... I have a rare chronic bladder disease 555 00:24:00,370 --> 00:24:01,700 called interstitial cystitis... 556 00:24:01,810 --> 00:24:04,070 [groans] Oh... gosh! 557 00:24:04,180 --> 00:24:07,080 I mean, you know, some people think I'm being uppity, 558 00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:10,080 but... I can't have any fast food. 559 00:24:10,150 --> 00:24:12,950 And if I drink, it has to be a high PH, you know, 560 00:24:13,050 --> 00:24:14,950 like Ketel One or Goose 561 00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:16,750 and pear juice. 562 00:24:16,850 --> 00:24:19,150 Weren't you doing Jager shots at your party? 563 00:24:19,260 --> 00:24:20,690 Oh... oh! 564 00:24:20,790 --> 00:24:22,520 Let's get you to the hospital. 565 00:24:22,590 --> 00:24:24,590 - Yeah. - And Joe has a car. 566 00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:26,300 He can take us. Right, Joe? 567 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,960 [softly] You can take us? 568 00:24:28,070 --> 00:24:29,430 Of course. 569 00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:32,940 I mean, I've got a dead body in the trunk, 570 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,070 but, hey, no biggie, right? 571 00:24:34,170 --> 00:24:35,640 Oh, this is taking forever! 572 00:24:35,710 --> 00:24:38,210 I mean, he took the worst street to get across town. 573 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,640 Be nice. 574 00:24:39,740 --> 00:24:41,610 I'm in real pain! 575 00:24:41,710 --> 00:24:43,480 [mouthing] I'm sorry. 576 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,420 Ohh... Joseph... 577 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,250 - Yep. - I'm feeling nauseated. 578 00:24:49,350 --> 00:24:51,520 Can you crack a window? There's like a... 579 00:24:51,590 --> 00:24:54,460 sort of putrid aroma that keeps wafting in the backseat. 580 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,130 - What can I say? - The smells of the city. 581 00:24:57,230 --> 00:25:00,100 [edgy music] 582 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,100 ♪ ♪ 583 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,200 Oh... God. 584 00:25:03,270 --> 00:25:04,700 I can't deal. I can't deal. 585 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,770 We'll walk! 586 00:25:09,570 --> 00:25:11,010 I'm so sorry. 587 00:25:15,710 --> 00:25:17,410 It's almost the witching hour. 588 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,920 Grab the supplies. Drive the narcissistic cadaver 589 00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:21,720 formerly known as Benji to his final destination, 590 00:25:21,790 --> 00:25:25,390 light a match, and I'm yours forever, Beck. 591 00:25:27,730 --> 00:25:30,260 Well, this is a development. 592 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:31,730 That's him. 593 00:25:31,830 --> 00:25:34,660 [intense music] 594 00:25:34,770 --> 00:25:36,770 ♪ ♪ 595 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,130 Potassium nitrate. 596 00:25:40,230 --> 00:25:41,670 Six rolls of duct tape. 597 00:25:41,770 --> 00:25:44,540 Fire starter, twine, burlap, wood stakes. 598 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,610 You wanna explain what all this is for? 599 00:25:46,710 --> 00:25:48,340 Explain the shopping list 600 00:25:48,410 --> 00:25:51,440 straight out of "Body Disposal for Dummies"? 601 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,580 I know. 602 00:25:53,650 --> 00:25:55,210 I know how this all must look. 603 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,650 I know involving Paco was the wrong thing to do. 604 00:25:57,750 --> 00:26:00,820 But th-things have been a little crazy for me lately. 605 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,460 I guess I was hoping I could make the world a better place. 606 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:07,860 [tense music] 607 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,860 You know... It... 608 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:13,700 it would... it would just be easier if I show you. 609 00:26:15,670 --> 00:26:17,800 Yeah, I'll show you. Come on. 610 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:23,180 Technically, we're not allowed to plant anything in here. 611 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,080 I was just trying to keep it a bit under wraps. 612 00:26:26,180 --> 00:26:27,480 And the chemicals? 613 00:26:27,580 --> 00:26:28,950 They dissolve roots. 614 00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:31,450 Fire starters? 615 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,620 I like to grill. 616 00:26:35,990 --> 00:26:37,390 Here. 617 00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:45,760 It's good. 618 00:26:45,870 --> 00:26:47,000 Thank you. 619 00:26:47,070 --> 00:26:48,970 - So he built a garden. - So what? 620 00:26:49,070 --> 00:26:52,000 I told this guy... stay away from my girlfriend's kid. 621 00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:55,370 And what does he do? He gives him money for errands? 622 00:26:57,210 --> 00:26:59,110 Hey, I told you, I'm a parole officer, okay? 623 00:26:59,210 --> 00:27:00,750 We see guys like this all the time. 624 00:27:00,850 --> 00:27:04,050 He's a sicko. I feel it in my gut. 625 00:27:04,150 --> 00:27:06,720 Hey, will you get back inside, Paco? 626 00:27:06,820 --> 00:27:09,320 Just tell your mom I'm gonna be right there, okay, buddy? 627 00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:12,320 All right, all right, all right. 628 00:27:12,390 --> 00:27:15,330 Kid's got ADHD. Tough to manage at times. 629 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,300 But that's what makes him vulnerable to freaks like this. 630 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:20,000 Look, I apologize if I crossed the line. 631 00:27:20,070 --> 00:27:22,670 I just noticed how hungry Paco is all the time, you know? 632 00:27:22,740 --> 00:27:25,100 I gave him a few dollars to go to the store, honestly, 633 00:27:25,170 --> 00:27:26,740 so he could buy himself a sandwich. 634 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,740 I lend him books from time to time, too... that's all. 635 00:27:29,810 --> 00:27:32,080 Just seems a little neglected. 636 00:27:32,180 --> 00:27:34,750 - You kidding me right now? - I'm not saying they're unfit. 637 00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:36,520 - A lot of people drink... - All right, that's it... 638 00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:38,320 All right, all right, all right. 639 00:27:38,420 --> 00:27:40,450 Sorry to have taken up your time. 640 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:42,250 Good luck with the garden. 641 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:45,290 - Thank you, Officer. - People. They're easy to fool. 642 00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,760 Like these cops. I'm the nice, straight-edge guy. 643 00:27:47,830 --> 00:27:49,560 So there's nothing to worry about. 644 00:27:49,660 --> 00:27:52,030 People believe whatever supports their world-view. 645 00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:54,770 Unfortunately, that seems to include you, Beck. 646 00:27:54,870 --> 00:27:58,070 You believed you deserved Benji and his neglect, 647 00:27:58,140 --> 00:28:00,040 and you believe you deserve Peach and her drama 648 00:28:00,110 --> 00:28:01,740 and on and on. 649 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,210 I want to call and tell you, but I can't, 650 00:28:04,310 --> 00:28:06,580 because there's a traditional waiting period 651 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:07,950 between every goddamn communication 652 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,950 when trying to date someone. 653 00:28:10,050 --> 00:28:12,550 I hate this generation. 654 00:28:12,650 --> 00:28:16,460 [unsettling music] 655 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:23,360 ♪ ♪ 656 00:28:43,980 --> 00:28:45,180 Thank you. 657 00:28:46,690 --> 00:28:48,120 [sighs] 658 00:28:48,220 --> 00:28:49,660 Thanks for staying with me. 659 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,760 Honestly, I... I don't know 660 00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:53,590 what I would have done without you. 661 00:28:53,660 --> 00:28:56,700 You can always count on me. 662 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,100 Thanks. 663 00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:03,000 So what do you think about Joe? 664 00:29:05,310 --> 00:29:07,540 Uh... yeah, you know, I like him. 665 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,810 I think I might really like him. 666 00:29:09,910 --> 00:29:12,680 I mean, I wasn't sure if I was ready to get involved, 667 00:29:12,780 --> 00:29:15,180 - but... maybe? - Okay, you can't be serious. 668 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:19,150 I mean, the guy works at a bookstore. 669 00:29:19,220 --> 00:29:23,190 [laughs] Beck, look, I know you. 670 00:29:23,290 --> 00:29:25,520 You don't wanna spend your fifth anniversary 671 00:29:25,630 --> 00:29:28,990 going Dutch at Katz's Deli. 672 00:29:29,060 --> 00:29:32,260 You need someone to take care of you. 673 00:29:32,370 --> 00:29:36,200 So you can write, be free, 674 00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:38,200 happy. 675 00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:42,070 Not someone like Joe and his financial limitations. 676 00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:44,180 That is not fair. 677 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,310 Nobody pays me to be fair. 678 00:29:47,210 --> 00:29:49,080 What do you say we get a bite to eat? 679 00:29:49,150 --> 00:29:53,020 - 'Cause I'm starving. - I think I better skip it. 680 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,290 I should really get home. 681 00:29:55,390 --> 00:29:57,560 Glad you're feeling better. 682 00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:13,740 [phone buzzing] 683 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,680 - Oh, no. - No, not... not now. 684 00:30:16,780 --> 00:30:18,340 Okay, Beck. All right. 685 00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:20,680 Hey. How's the patient? 686 00:30:20,780 --> 00:30:23,150 - Better. - Thanks for the ride. 687 00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:25,420 The doctor said it was good that we came when we did. 688 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,450 Oh, yeah? 689 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,820 Why don't you meet me back at my place? 690 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,860 Maybe we can pick up where we left off? 691 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,230 What about Peach? 692 00:30:34,330 --> 00:30:36,600 - What about her? - Where is she now? 693 00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:37,800 Indochine. 694 00:30:37,900 --> 00:30:39,630 It's her comfort food. 695 00:30:39,730 --> 00:30:41,530 [dramatic musical sting] Joe: Perfect. 696 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,870 Peach is gulping steamed Chilean Sea Bass 697 00:30:43,970 --> 00:30:46,240 down her scrawny gullet, and I'm about to get caught. 698 00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:48,510 So... what do you think? 699 00:30:48,610 --> 00:30:50,440 I think you complain about not being able to write, 700 00:30:50,510 --> 00:30:52,180 but then you, you know, drop everything 701 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,380 for some medical emergency, which, by the way, 702 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:55,950 many believe to be psychosomatic in origin. 703 00:30:56,050 --> 00:30:58,750 - I meant about you... - coming over. 704 00:30:58,850 --> 00:31:00,820 I wish I could. 705 00:31:00,890 --> 00:31:02,850 Ha. I wish I could, but I'm just really busy right now, 706 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:04,760 so... in fact, I should go. 707 00:31:04,860 --> 00:31:07,130 Look, I know Peach showing up was bad timing, 708 00:31:07,230 --> 00:31:09,290 but I wasn't exactly writing when she showed up. 709 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,160 No, I know. Pro tip of the day: 710 00:31:12,270 --> 00:31:14,670 Screen your calls when you're trying to burn a body, 711 00:31:14,770 --> 00:31:16,100 because it turns out things slip out 712 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:17,670 that you didn't actually wanna say. 713 00:31:17,770 --> 00:31:19,400 I don't mean to be harsh, but... you know 714 00:31:19,510 --> 00:31:20,770 you're sending some mixed messages, right? 715 00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:22,110 What is that supposed to mean? 716 00:31:22,210 --> 00:31:24,180 I'm... I'm trying to do what you want, 717 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,110 but I-I can't tell what that is. 718 00:31:26,180 --> 00:31:27,850 Like build you a bed, be with you on the bed? 719 00:31:27,950 --> 00:31:29,310 Drop you down the block because your friend 720 00:31:29,420 --> 00:31:30,950 is asking, and not very politely? 721 00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:32,850 Seriously, Joe, shut up. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 722 00:31:32,950 --> 00:31:35,290 I have to go. 723 00:31:35,390 --> 00:31:36,990 But... 724 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:41,160 - Hey, how's it going? - Good. 725 00:31:41,230 --> 00:31:43,130 That's one hell of a bonfire. 726 00:31:44,730 --> 00:31:47,000 - Yeah, what can I say? - I went a little crazy. 727 00:31:47,100 --> 00:31:50,070 You know what, you're welcome to join if you like. 728 00:31:50,170 --> 00:31:51,740 Please say no. Please say no. 729 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,370 Oh, that would be great... 730 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,010 but we need to get back to the car 731 00:31:57,110 --> 00:31:58,610 before it gets any darker. 732 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,350 Good luck. 733 00:32:00,450 --> 00:32:03,750 - Yeah, have a good one! - You too. 734 00:32:03,820 --> 00:32:05,220 [low chatter] 735 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,290 Man: Did you remember where you parked? 736 00:32:08,290 --> 00:32:10,960 I believe in love at first sight. 737 00:32:11,060 --> 00:32:12,820 I had it with you, Beck. 738 00:32:12,930 --> 00:32:16,290 And maybe, just maybe, I destroyed it 739 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:20,970 just as fast, in the space of a single phone call. 740 00:32:21,070 --> 00:32:23,900 Was all this for nothing? 741 00:32:27,540 --> 00:32:29,240 [voice echoing] "The king and queen, 742 00:32:29,310 --> 00:32:31,540 when they saw their daughter..." 743 00:32:31,610 --> 00:32:34,850 I've been calling Beck, but... 744 00:32:34,950 --> 00:32:36,510 straight to voicemail. 745 00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:38,550 Worst three words in the English language. 746 00:32:38,650 --> 00:32:41,590 I wonder what our kids would have been like. 747 00:32:41,650 --> 00:32:43,620 They'd have grown up reading, not glued to iPads, 748 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,060 and we definitely wouldn't have named them 749 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,560 things like Gulliver or Blaze 750 00:32:46,630 --> 00:32:48,230 or Misti with an "I." 751 00:32:48,330 --> 00:32:51,530 We would have crushed this. Together. 752 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,770 It wasn't supposed to end like this. 753 00:32:54,870 --> 00:32:57,300 Call me back, Beck. 754 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:58,970 The end. 755 00:32:59,070 --> 00:33:01,870 [somber music] 756 00:33:01,940 --> 00:33:06,980 ♪ ♪ 757 00:33:07,050 --> 00:33:09,550 [trailing applause echoes] 758 00:33:10,580 --> 00:33:13,450 I don't mean this to blow smoke up your ass or anything, 759 00:33:13,550 --> 00:33:15,850 but your writing makes me think 760 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,460 that Raymond Carver has been reincarnated. 761 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,960 That is so kind of you to say, Tomas. 762 00:33:21,060 --> 00:33:23,460 I was born in '88, the year he died, 763 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,160 so, weirdly enough, 764 00:33:25,230 --> 00:33:27,370 you're not the first person to have said that! 765 00:33:27,430 --> 00:33:30,840 - Again, great work, Blythe. - Excited to see what's next. 766 00:33:30,940 --> 00:33:32,400 Beck, we weren't expecting you. 767 00:33:32,470 --> 00:33:34,040 You didn't send along pages. 768 00:33:34,140 --> 00:33:35,970 I know. I'm sorry. 769 00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,240 And I'm sorry I'm late. It's just... 770 00:33:38,340 --> 00:33:41,210 I wrote them, but they sounded super emo. 771 00:33:41,310 --> 00:33:42,710 So I wrote them up and started over, 772 00:33:42,780 --> 00:33:44,720 and I lost track of time, but, uh... 773 00:33:44,820 --> 00:33:47,390 this... feels like me 774 00:33:47,490 --> 00:33:50,220 and what I want to say. 775 00:33:51,660 --> 00:33:54,090 It's only one page, but... 776 00:33:54,190 --> 00:33:56,030 That isn't really enough for us to critique. 777 00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:59,300 Are we supposed to read it now... in front of you? 778 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,100 [laughs] That's... kind of awkward. 779 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,000 If that's the case, I should warn you, 780 00:34:03,070 --> 00:34:04,470 I have this facial autism thing 781 00:34:04,570 --> 00:34:05,900 where I can't hide what I'm thinking. 782 00:34:05,970 --> 00:34:08,170 [light laughter] Let's just reschedule 783 00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:10,940 your review for another time. 784 00:34:14,210 --> 00:34:17,050 [somber music] 785 00:34:17,150 --> 00:34:23,820 ♪ ♪ 786 00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:35,100 Beck? 787 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,700 [inaudible] 788 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,200 Hey. 789 00:34:40,770 --> 00:34:42,340 Uh... okay, so I hate to admit it, 790 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:43,710 but you were right. 791 00:34:43,780 --> 00:34:45,440 A little bit. 792 00:34:45,550 --> 00:34:47,610 I will do anything for my friends, 793 00:34:47,710 --> 00:34:49,250 and do I hide behind them... Yeah. 794 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,620 And do I use them as an excuse not to write? 795 00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,990 Honestly, I'd use anything as an excuse not to write, 796 00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:57,520 because... okay, I'm afraid I might fail... 797 00:34:57,620 --> 00:34:59,460 One terrible page away 798 00:34:59,530 --> 00:35:01,830 from confirming I'm the worst writer in history. 799 00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:05,400 All of that to say if I'm sending mixed messages, 800 00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:09,130 it's because... I don't know who I am. 801 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,600 So how am I supposed to know what I want? 802 00:35:11,670 --> 00:35:14,240 And I know... I know I sound super gross, 803 00:35:14,310 --> 00:35:16,770 like so... I don't know... millennial. 804 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:19,110 Don't say anything. 805 00:35:19,180 --> 00:35:21,150 In this moment, you are everything. 806 00:35:21,250 --> 00:35:22,680 Here's the thing. 807 00:35:22,780 --> 00:35:26,620 If you know who you are, it's not like you share it. 808 00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:31,120 I mean, you're a Nice Guy with the "You are remarkable" stuff 809 00:35:31,220 --> 00:35:33,760 and Feelings Guy with the "Write what moves you." 810 00:35:33,860 --> 00:35:36,230 But then [lowers voice] you try and go down on me 811 00:35:36,330 --> 00:35:37,600 in the middle of a furniture store. 812 00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:39,000 If I didn't know better, 813 00:35:39,100 --> 00:35:40,970 I'd think you were hiding something. 814 00:35:41,070 --> 00:35:43,700 For God's sakes, why are you holding a Pendleton blanket? 815 00:35:46,540 --> 00:35:49,640 I've never even seen your place. 816 00:35:49,710 --> 00:35:52,610 And you never talk about any of your friends. 817 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,650 I mean, who are you? 818 00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:00,220 Okay, that was too much. Um... 819 00:36:00,290 --> 00:36:02,090 It sounded better in my head. 820 00:36:02,190 --> 00:36:04,790 I wanna show you something. 821 00:36:04,890 --> 00:36:08,160 [soft, sweeping music] 822 00:36:08,260 --> 00:36:11,330 ♪ ♪ 823 00:36:11,430 --> 00:36:13,900 You wanna know me, Beck? 824 00:36:15,970 --> 00:36:18,500 [hinges squeal] 825 00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:21,410 I'll show you exactly who I am. 826 00:36:21,510 --> 00:36:24,540 [dark music] 827 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:28,680 ♪ ♪ 828 00:36:28,780 --> 00:36:31,180 [ominous musical sting] 829 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,920 [intense buildup] 830 00:36:37,620 --> 00:36:40,820 This is where we keep the rarest books... 831 00:36:40,890 --> 00:36:43,430 The collectibles, first editions. 832 00:36:43,530 --> 00:36:46,460 [soft music] 833 00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:49,460 ♪ ♪ 834 00:36:49,570 --> 00:36:51,130 It's paper, cloth, leather, 835 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:54,540 paste. It's all vulnerable. 836 00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,610 All sensitive to light, 837 00:36:56,710 --> 00:36:58,440 humidity, temperature. 838 00:36:58,510 --> 00:37:02,280 [soft music continues] 839 00:37:02,380 --> 00:37:04,250 That's why... 840 00:37:04,350 --> 00:37:06,680 they need to be in here. 841 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,950 [softly] To protect them. 842 00:37:12,020 --> 00:37:13,590 I can take you to my apartment. 843 00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:16,160 Anytime you want. 844 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,060 I want you to meet my friends, I do. 845 00:37:22,170 --> 00:37:25,400 But this... 846 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:27,200 this right here 847 00:37:27,300 --> 00:37:31,170 is the most important place in the world to me. 848 00:37:32,110 --> 00:37:35,610 As weird as it sounds... 849 00:37:35,710 --> 00:37:39,680 these books are more alive, 850 00:37:39,780 --> 00:37:43,050 more... worthy 851 00:37:43,150 --> 00:37:45,050 than most people I know. 852 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:51,230 You wanna know who I am, this is it. 853 00:37:51,300 --> 00:37:55,130 [sweeping, emotional music] 854 00:37:55,230 --> 00:38:02,470 ♪ ♪ 855 00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,320 There you are. 856 00:38:14,390 --> 00:38:18,020 That's it. I am officially out of the Tinder business. 857 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,220 [small laugh] Bravo, honey. 858 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,890 I just... Oh, I feel like this is a good step, you know? 859 00:38:22,990 --> 00:38:25,130 Like this is good for me. 860 00:38:25,230 --> 00:38:27,730 Joe is good for me. 861 00:38:27,830 --> 00:38:29,360 Whatever you need, Becks. 862 00:38:30,630 --> 00:38:34,100 No, I'm just saying... And I mean this, honestly... 863 00:38:34,170 --> 00:38:36,870 Maybe a simple life isn't so bad. 864 00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:38,610 Maybe it's what you need. 865 00:38:38,710 --> 00:38:40,410 Maybe I should be looking for that. 866 00:38:40,510 --> 00:38:42,710 - Joe isn't simple. - He's... he's different. 867 00:38:42,810 --> 00:38:45,250 Complicated. 868 00:38:45,350 --> 00:38:47,650 That's funny... 869 00:38:47,750 --> 00:38:49,480 there's a book missing. 870 00:38:49,550 --> 00:38:52,490 - Really? - What book is that? 871 00:38:52,590 --> 00:38:54,090 "Ozma of Oz." 872 00:38:54,190 --> 00:38:56,260 Huh. It was just here. 873 00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,860 Joe was looking at it at my party. 874 00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,160 I'm sure it'll turn up. 875 00:39:01,270 --> 00:39:03,770 [edgy, anticipatory music] 876 00:39:03,870 --> 00:39:09,700 ♪ ♪ 877 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,780 You've deleted Tinder, and now you've called 878 00:39:14,850 --> 00:39:17,050 and asked me to come over. 879 00:39:17,110 --> 00:39:22,920 My faith in our epic love story is officially restored. 880 00:39:23,020 --> 00:39:24,590 - I'm sorry, Joe. - I'm so stupid. 881 00:39:24,660 --> 00:39:27,820 I left your list on my bed, and Ron found it. 882 00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:29,930 - I'm sorry. - You're not stupid. 883 00:39:29,990 --> 00:39:33,090 - It's not your fault. - I tried to explain, but... 884 00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:36,060 It's not your fault! 885 00:39:36,170 --> 00:39:37,470 [sighs] 886 00:39:37,530 --> 00:39:39,700 Guys like Ron are bullies. 887 00:39:39,770 --> 00:39:43,370 We just need to stay one step ahead of them. 888 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,370 Like the Musketeers... always one step ahead of the Cardinal. 889 00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:47,780 Right? 890 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,910 One for all... 891 00:39:49,980 --> 00:39:52,380 And all for one. 892 00:39:53,950 --> 00:39:54,850 Paco! 893 00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:56,890 Get inside. 894 00:39:56,990 --> 00:40:01,260 I can smell the bourbon from here. 895 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,230 I told you... 896 00:40:03,330 --> 00:40:05,390 leave the kid alone. 897 00:40:05,460 --> 00:40:07,030 Look, you may have the cops fooled 898 00:40:07,130 --> 00:40:08,860 with your bullshit tomato garden, 899 00:40:08,970 --> 00:40:11,170 but I'm right. 900 00:40:11,270 --> 00:40:14,140 There's something wrong with you. 901 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:16,370 I see it in your eyes. 902 00:40:19,810 --> 00:40:21,340 [scoffs] 903 00:40:21,450 --> 00:40:24,380 [dark music] 904 00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:25,750 [door slams] 905 00:40:25,820 --> 00:40:27,650 File that away [phone chimes] 906 00:40:27,750 --> 00:40:29,150 Under future problems. 907 00:40:29,250 --> 00:40:30,690 Beck: Knock, knock. You here yet? 908 00:40:30,750 --> 00:40:32,820 Joe: Because tonight... [upbeat music] 909 00:40:32,890 --> 00:40:35,990 tonight I show you... I'm The One. 910 00:40:36,090 --> 00:40:44,000 ♪ ♪ 911 00:40:47,970 --> 00:40:49,940 You can make me pancakes later. 912 00:41:08,090 --> 00:41:11,560 [pop music continues] 913 00:41:11,660 --> 00:41:18,570 ♪ ♪ 914 00:41:25,540 --> 00:41:26,980 Oh... [music stops] 915 00:41:28,050 --> 00:41:29,610 [groans] 916 00:41:29,710 --> 00:41:33,480 [shuddering breaths] 917 00:41:33,550 --> 00:41:35,780 Did you just...