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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎諾拉艾芙隆曾這樣寫過

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‎“男人與女人不能做朋友

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‎因為性總是會擋在中間”

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‎但我們卻做得到，樂芙

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‎保持簡單

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‎我們是朋友

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‎只是朋友

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‎我要你知道，我不會怪你

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‎當她們對你使出姊妹會的各種招數
‎實在很難招架

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‎拜託，她…

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‎是我們的老闆

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‎這樣最好

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‎要是我們在一起了
‎妳能想像我會對凱爾文做什麼嗎？

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‎或是更糟，我可能會…

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‎對妳做什麼？

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‎妳每天都留份禮物給我

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‎我把它們看作是友誼的象徵

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‎我不讓它們有更多意義，因為妳…

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‎喔，這真是好吃到很誇張

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‎我們還是會一起相處

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‎妳得兼顧忙碌的工作時程
‎跟愛心廚房義工…

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‎妳需要能找到的所有幫助

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‎不是我不想要妳

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‎我們之間有種連結，有種深刻的什麼

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‎但上次我愛上一個人…

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‎我可不想冒著重蹈覆轍的風險

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‎說真的，我跟妳當朋友是為了保護妳

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‎（樂芙：在看《烘焙大賽》？）

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‎看吧？這很簡單

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‎（油膩的主持人超想搞那個餅乾女）

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‎柏拉圖式

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‎（威爾：焦糖泡芙塔就有這種力量
‎樂芙：還有好支架）

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‎安全了

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‎（威爾：那些印度茶口味的
‎卻爾西小點太溼了）

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‎（樂芙：沒有什麼會太溼）

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‎只是朋友

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‎我不知道

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‎就你告訴我的來看

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‎你跟這個馬子…

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‎要是上床還簡單點

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‎不要說什麼“馬子”

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‎女朋友？

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‎你又不告訴我她的名字，所以…

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‎你要猜嗎？

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‎T

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‎D

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‎S

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‎M

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‎慢一點

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‎你大概還沒親到她就先死了

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‎提示：那是一個地方的名字

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‎馬德里

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‎所以她漂亮嗎？

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‎我午餐時會回來

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‎老兄，你可以告訴我
‎至少你可以跟我聊聊

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‎你在這個新的城市裡，用假名生活

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‎超級孤單的

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‎也許你也需要個朋友？

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‎像我說的，我已經有個朋友了

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‎我覺得你不懂友誼是怎麼運作的

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‎我只是開玩笑

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‎要不要來碗傳統穀片當午餐？

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‎天啊

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‎那真棒

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‎好吧

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‎嗨

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‎妳可以玩，只要別跑太遠

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‎-妳也想玩嗎？
‎-去吧，從旁邊去

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‎我答應妳，拉了你來
‎不只是要看小孩把臉往那上面擠

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‎對啦

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‎我們有新消息

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‎-我們選好日期了
‎-妳們的婚禮？

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‎-對
‎-我的天啊！

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‎什麼時候？在哪裡？

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‎-十月，只是儀式而已
‎-這不只是儀式

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‎-會很簡單的
‎-會辦得超大

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‎-我們要控制預算
‎-才沒有

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‎我想幫妳們做蛋糕

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‎-不
‎-不行啦

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‎那樣太麻煩妳了

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‎這場婚禮妳唯一的工作
‎就是喝酒跟跳舞

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‎沒錯

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‎拜托好嗎？我會做得很棒的…

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‎拜託，那對我來說意義重大，我…

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‎不是要顯得老套，但是…

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‎烘焙是我表達愛情的方式

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‎-別這樣
‎-拜託，別讓我心碎

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‎-好吧
‎-太好了！

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‎我的天啊！好，我超興奮的
‎我有好多點子

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‎我覺得超有精力，不知道要怎麼辦

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‎就是這樣

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‎怎麼了？

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‎妳開心的時候會做菜
‎但妳只有沮喪的時候會烘焙

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‎讓我猜猜
‎威爾貝特海姆又取消約會了

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‎他到底存不存在？

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‎要是這樣，我很抱歉這樣說
‎但是他顯然沒那麼喜歡妳

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‎那不可能啦

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‎好吧，要是妳下定決心要忽略警訊

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‎那妳得搞清楚他的意思

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‎-或是極端一點：用約會軟體
‎-也是

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‎不

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‎但妳一開始覺得絕望…

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‎-就該準備脫離
‎-沒錯

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‎我們看看吧

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‎我現在決定是走在絕望跟不要臉之間

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‎威爾，希望“溼”這個字
‎沒有讓你想起什麼不好的事

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‎喔，吃起來就像做愛

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‎我要怎麼抵擋這個？

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‎要是宇宙能給我一個信號

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‎讓我找到一種柏拉圖式的方法
‎能讓妳一直看重我

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‎威爾他媽的貝特海姆

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‎可以給我別的信號嗎？

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‎樂芙的小點心，對吧？

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‎那意外的嚇人

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‎你的妹妹很有才能

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‎但妳的哥哥真的聞起來有傲慢的臭味

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‎誰會沒洗澡就來上班？

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‎誰會穿著和服出現？

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‎我不小心注意到了

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‎你做得很好

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‎客人都在聊書的事

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‎這事顯然跟樂芙有關

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‎他知道我沒有威脅嗎？

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‎但要是我能謙卑的…

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‎提出一項建議

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‎我要說的是…比較笨手笨腳一點的…
‎“離我妹妹遠一點”

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‎日記

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‎你知道的吧？繆思如閃電一般出現

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‎最好的點子總是隨風而逝

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‎你是個作家

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‎也是導演兼製作人，但首先是作家

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‎我幾乎忘了，這裡是洛杉磯

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‎他對我沒有興趣

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‎他需要我對他有興趣

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‎不，照料這間店讓我能重新充電

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‎我正在製作五部電影

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‎還在考慮買兩座房地產

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‎樂芙，我可不笨

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‎這種低調的吹噓夾雜著胡說八道

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‎正是妳的混蛋哥哥
‎試圖要讓敵人留在身邊的方法

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‎安納普納正要開始製作

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‎我的好朋友丹尼爾戴路易斯

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‎也加入了我在搞的這個超棒計畫

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‎就我記得，這個社會中

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‎家庭比朋友重要

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‎我得贏得這個人的心

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‎但是丹尼爾戴路易斯的作品
‎並不只是那種四部超級英雄發展狗屁

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‎我要創造一些好場景

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‎而不是把自己限制在三幕的結構中

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‎“好的故事不能設計

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‎只能重重昇華得來”

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‎那是雷蒙錢德勒說的

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‎沒錯

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‎老兄

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‎下班後跟我一起去哈洛德之夜吧

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‎我在尋找有才華的人

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‎即興表演？

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‎我寧看去看貓兒大屠殺

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‎聽起來超棒

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‎收到…一點也不諷刺的交友邀請

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‎只給唯一的威爾貝特海姆

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‎我得走了，得去寫我的腳本

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‎也許這樣很好，樂芙

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‎對加深我們的友誼很好

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‎現在我們分享著一個兄弟

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‎他是隻社交動物

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‎（邊界只存在心中）

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‎永不孤單，也永不工作

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‎就是你，可愛又無辜…

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‎他是哪裡出了差錯

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‎福爾蒂編劇且導演了一部短片
‎叫做《第三個雙生子》…

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‎…某年夏天去當保姆

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‎樂芙跟我在做早餐

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‎…可能贏了日舞影展的評審團大獎

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‎他那之後就沒做過什麼了

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‎他的靈感在一堆好萊塢派對中

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‎還有名人活動中消失了

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‎直到有一天，那些也消失了

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‎妳的哥哥是隻曾有盛名
‎但還想出名的好萊塢寄生蟲

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‎所以，我們第一次的朋友約會

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‎會是在這一大群

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‎汗濕飢渴的好萊塢圈外人之中

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‎妳不能在這裡彈那把大提琴

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‎這裡是育幼院

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‎等等，有人移了交響曲嗎？

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‎年輕、飢渴又破產

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‎假扮成演員／作家／導演

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‎好能解消他們身為

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‎保母／吧台／魯蛇的痛苦

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‎這是間無限循環絕望自慰的房間

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‎他根本沒在看，我們到底來做什麼？

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‎你瘋了

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‎-好吧
‎-謝謝！

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‎我們是“警告標語”！

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‎請留在座位上

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‎我們有個特別的禮物給你們

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‎是個秘密團體

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‎其中可能有你們認識的人

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‎我就知道

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‎韓德森！

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‎他才是我們來這裡的原因

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‎韓迪跟我認識很久了

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00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,053
‎我正在幫他寫一個角色

205
00:09:58,055 --> 00:10:00,925
‎-我的裙子被拉了起來
‎-所以妳是說，韓德森…

206
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,436
‎好吧，你們之中有誰

207
00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:08,861
‎看過而且喜歡《愛是您愛是我》？

208
00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:10,994
‎好，他媽的給我出去

209
00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:14,409
‎我是認真的，我不想要你們被我逗笑

210
00:10:14,488 --> 00:10:16,528
‎因為我會懷疑我的品味

211
00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,078
‎好，準備好了

212
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:22,910
‎準備好看看這15年的文化基石

213
00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:26,167
‎比我真的癌細胞還頑強

214
00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:37,966
‎只要五分鐘

215
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,474
‎我答應你，就能跟韓迪重新連上線

216
00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:41,886
‎等一等

217
00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,274
‎他…

218
00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:45,814
‎他是個好人嗎？

219
00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,814
‎是啊，他最好了

220
00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:50,728
‎他以前是隻派對動物

221
00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:54,900
‎然後得了癌症，真的讓他改過自新了

222
00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,777
‎真的…好吧

223
00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:01,374
‎約拿，好久不見了，老兄

224
00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:03,452
‎我有事要找韓德森

225
00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:05,287
‎你真大膽啊，昆恩

226
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,878
‎拜託，你現在是個經理了

227
00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:08,918
‎又不是看門人

228
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,341
‎我…已經不用了

229
00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:12,339
‎那就把韓德森從你的道歉清單上拿掉

230
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:15,378
‎好吧，我肯定要是讓我跟他說說話…

231
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:19,011
‎怎麼？你要讓她過去？她有13歲嗎？

232
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,470
‎-你是認真的嗎？
‎-愛麗

233
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,142
‎不好了

234
00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:29,359
‎他媽的經理

235
00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:33,566
‎五年前，那個人還是韓德森的藥頭

236
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:37,241
‎他就算被才華的老二噎到了
‎也不知道誰有才華

237
00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:39,201
‎-好吧
‎-我們走吧

238
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:43,239
‎我可以跟著妳哥哥，但我想妳會同意

239
00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:46,617
‎我得先跟著那沒人保護的15歲小朋友

240
00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:58,014
‎怎麼了？要人載妳回家嗎？

241
00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:00,966
‎不用了，我家就在附近

242
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:04,470
‎不要吃陌生人給的糖喔

243
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,389
‎好好玩吧

244
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,074
‎愛麗

245
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:18,358
‎你嚇到我了

246
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:21,493
‎好吧，我可不喜歡這樣

247
00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:23,162
‎你在跟蹤我嗎？

248
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,122
‎-不，我剛去看了表演
‎-為什麼？

249
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:26,446
‎你又不好笑

250
00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:28,499
‎我是跟朋友去的

251
00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,003
‎聽好，我得問妳

252
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:34,127
‎跟韓德森在一起時，妳姊姊…

253
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:35,375
‎有跟他約會過

254
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:36,513
‎天啊

255
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,796
‎德里拉叫你來的嗎？

256
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,260
‎對，我當然知道她跟他睡過

257
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:43,553
‎他是上百人中的一個
‎她則是上千人裡的一個

258
00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:45,597
‎-那妳為什麼要跟他在一起？
‎-我沒有

259
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,388
‎我是想要去實習

260
00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:49,273
‎德里拉同意嗎？

261
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,940
‎我從她的通訊錄裡偷了韓德森的郵件

262
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,362
‎你不准告訴她

263
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,730
‎-愛麗，妳知道那種男人…
‎-哪種男人？

264
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,568
‎等等，讓我猜看看，她說他是個變態

265
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,235
‎你知道她還說他是什麼嗎？

266
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:04,412
‎芝麻街裡的角色
‎有一半都被她用來罵他過，懂嗎？

267
00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:07,368
‎她總是從裡面找靈感
‎你又以為你是誰？

268
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,161
‎天啊，你人真好

269
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:12,457
‎你超愛保護我，你跟我爸一樣

270
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,130
‎-那是你想聽的嗎？
‎-不是

271
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,170
‎-你想幹我嗎，威爾？
‎-不是

272
00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:19,173
‎-不，你當然想！
‎-隨便啦

273
00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:22,216
‎有誰不想幹個15歲的女孩

274
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,927
‎她很早熟，好吧

275
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,139
‎我把教育她的責任留給她姊姊吧

276
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:35,022
‎特別是因為我有自己的事情要處理

277
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:38,234
‎感恩咖啡

278
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,400
‎發生了什麼好事？

279
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,738
‎你跟人上了床，對吧？

280
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:45,071
‎全告訴我

281
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,043
‎U

282
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:58,996
‎你跟死亡的距離很近

283
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,918
‎很適合用來把話題從你女友身上扯開

284
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:04,467
‎沒什麼好說的，我們還是朋友

285
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:05,762
‎還是柏拉圖式的

286
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:07,183
‎為什麼？

287
00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:10,926
‎她的費洛蒙一晚過後就對你沒用了？

288
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,886
‎不，我只是不想再…

289
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,477
‎你想證明什麼？

290
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,820
‎我不會重蹈覆轍

291
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:20,026
‎我很尊敬你啦…

292
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,945
‎但你得去看心理醫生
‎因為你在欺騙自己

293
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:29,117
‎你的問題是，我們潛意識裡
‎全都想要跟媽媽約會

294
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,661
‎行為模式很小就定了

295
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:34,124
‎所有的戀愛基本上都是重演與父母…

296
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,665
‎怎麼？我只是照我心理醫生說的說

297
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:39,211
‎他說得沒錯

298
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:42,045
‎我媽跟我的未婚妻都很內斂

299
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,171
‎不好意思，你結婚了？

300
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:45,588
‎我訂婚了

301
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,640
‎她叫做琪琪，住在菲律賓

302
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,888
‎就是你把所有錢送去的地方？

303
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,353
‎對，我告訴過你，我愛她

304
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,177
‎我們是在網路上認識的

305
00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:57,515
‎有一天，我們會見到彼此

306
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:03,613
‎威爾，你完全沒資格給我戀愛建議

307
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,160
‎是在馬尼拉

308
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:11,447
‎對，我給了你超大的暗示

309
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:15,206
‎等等，在我的藥吃完之前
‎我們就只要一直玩遊戲？

310
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,746
‎要是我在這間公司有點未來

311
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,254
‎角間的大辦公室、自然光

312
00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:22,841
‎轉到別的部門

313
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:27,051
‎我要是有消息，你會第一個知道

314
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,595
‎等等，你不吃東西？

315
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:32,509
‎不，我那個女友很會烘焙

316
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:34,179
‎什麼？

317
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:36,558
‎不要再玩遊戲了，直接娶她吧

318
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:40,020
‎嘿，娶了以後順便接收她的名字
‎把我的還給我

319
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,119
‎嘿，樂芙

320
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,156
‎妳好嗎？

321
00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:53,871
‎我已經流口水了

322
00:15:58,874 --> 00:15:59,754
‎可惡

323
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:02,169
‎那可真尷尬

324
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:08,258
‎你本來期待著什麼嗎？

325
00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:11,717
‎什麼？不，我不是那個意思

326
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:13,763
‎又沒有人欠我馬芬蛋糕

327
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,266
‎-馬芬蛋糕？
‎-或是蘋果派

328
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,522
‎或是一個修女泡芙

329
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:19,772
‎很好

330
00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:21,653
‎要花三小時，我馬上來做

331
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:29,700
‎這很怪吧？

332
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,414
‎我的意思是，收到什麼我都很高興

333
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:33,661
‎這…

334
00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:35,332
‎不管妳何時可以

335
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,833
‎-要是妳不想…
‎-你說得對，這很怪

336
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,917
‎可惡，要是我現在能親妳

337
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,250
‎妳就知道我沒有想傷害妳的意思

338
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:46,625
‎但友誼顯然比愛情來得脆弱

339
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:55,890
‎對不起

340
00:16:58,892 --> 00:16:59,812
‎對不起什麼？

341
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:01,897
‎我只是不知道，你期待的是什麼

342
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,157
‎老兄

343
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:20,657
‎嗨

344
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:23,329
‎所以…

345
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,592
‎現在我知道你不是神經病…

346
00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:29,131
‎我要問

347
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,134
‎問題來了

348
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,335
‎你想對我妹妹做什麼？

349
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,933
‎對妳道歉，跟妳結婚

350
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,812
‎把妳哥哥送到我不能掐死他的地方

351
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:38,970
‎想做什麼？

352
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:39,928
‎對

353
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,064
‎不是要…

354
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:43,600
‎但是…

355
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,689
‎要是你想傷害我妹妹

356
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:50,744
‎我可以讓你在店裡生不如死

357
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,109
‎樂芙跟我只是朋友

358
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,026
‎別搞錯我的意思，她真的很棒
‎我才是有問題的人

359
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,485
‎我算是不做那種事了，懂嗎？

360
00:17:58,702 --> 00:17:59,872
‎我要專注在自己身上

361
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,003
‎可惡

362
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:02,617
‎老兄，你…

363
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,080
‎你還在戒嗎？

364
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,376
‎-不是
‎-算是啦

365
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,839
‎我也是，哪個機構？

366
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,167
‎性愛成癮匿名組織？

367
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:10,505
‎等等

368
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:13,842
‎雖然我選擇公開這樣的事
‎不表示你得回答那個問題

369
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,465
‎我是在酒精成癮匿名組織
‎你也知道…

370
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:18,639
‎現在…

371
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,391
‎那就夠了

372
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:21,981
‎謝謝你

373
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,889
‎沒問題，我…

374
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,820
‎其實有個很棒的主意，拍心理驚悚片

375
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,358
‎場景是在名人戒癮的世界裡

376
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,105
‎讓我猜猜

377
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,531
‎成癮者諮商師其實是名人跟蹤狂？

378
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:37,413
‎天啊

379
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:41,245
‎我覺得你很懂，你是作家嗎？

380
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:42,615
‎我只是讀者

381
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,413
‎說到樂芙

382
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:47,792
‎她感覺是不是有點奇怪？

383
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,247
‎我覺得我可能冒犯到她了

384
00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:51,757
‎我不會太擔心

385
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,799
‎她最近心情不太好

386
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,135
‎天天在烘焙

387
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,140
‎但是…

388
00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,850
‎又有誰烤東西給烘焙師吃呢？

389
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:02,643
‎你知道吧？

390
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:04,640
‎妳哥哥說得沒錯？

391
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:08,310
‎我一直把妳的才華跟妳視作理所當然

392
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:13,396
‎也許我想讓妳保有自己空間的嘗試

393
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,861
‎倒讓我們的友誼變成單行道了

394
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:19,072
‎也許我可以像妳給我東西吃一樣
‎給妳東西吃

395
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,238
‎不要離開！愛麗，給我停下！

396
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:26,081
‎妳是不是跟韓德森眉來眼去？

397
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,625
‎很好，德里拉，把她教一教

398
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,209
‎妳是不是在監視我？

399
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,915
‎妳去了他那個不秘密的秘密活動

400
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,376
‎一點也不低調

401
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,337
‎妳給威爾多少錢，讓他跟著我？

402
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:38,466
‎妳在說什麼？

403
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,552
‎房屋管理員傳了簡訊給我
‎她只是告訴我的人之一

404
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:42,850
‎聽好，愛麗…

405
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:44,523
‎韓德森只會讓妳惹上麻煩

406
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,190
‎-妳得相信我
‎-為什麼？

407
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,438
‎我根本不知道你們之間發生了什麼事

408
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,310
‎因為妳什麼也不告訴我

409
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:51,897
‎也許因為沒什麼好說的

410
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,436
‎妳表現得簡直像是個廉價電影

411
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,856
‎嘿，不是一切都要像個故事，好嗎？

412
00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:59,065
‎妳覺得大家都有創傷
‎只因為妳有創傷

413
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,866
‎事實上，妳最喜歡創傷

414
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:02,869
‎喜歡到把那當做你的全職工作

415
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:04,041
‎讓妳變得超醜

416
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:14,795
‎嘿

417
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,760
‎第一

418
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:18,339
‎你他媽的為什麼
‎在我妹妹身邊鬼鬼祟祟的？

419
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,795
‎第二，你他媽的為什麼沒告訴我？

420
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,386
‎德里拉，我只是遇到了她

421
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,431
‎我一點也不想要這樣

422
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:26,644
‎但我得說清楚，我其實有跟她聊

423
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,385
‎她說那沒什麼問題

424
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,557
‎好吧，好鄰居

425
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,396
‎你這些好聽話

426
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,731
‎有說到她心裡嗎？

427
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,565
‎威爾，她才15歲！

428
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:38,111
‎她怎麼想都不重要
‎因為合法年齡是18歲

429
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,775
‎她說她是去實習

430
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:41,445
‎真的

431
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:42,661
‎我能怎麼幫忙？

432
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:43,661
‎你只要…

433
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:46,831
‎在我去搞定那個壞蛋的時候
‎別擋我的路

434
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:48,459
‎妳要做什麼？

435
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,417
‎就像羅南法羅一樣

436
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,829
‎但是我更快，還有私心

437
00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:55,838
‎我把韓德森搞成哈維韋恩斯坦
‎只是時間問題

438
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:59,801
‎我手上有傳言跟證人
‎最後會拿到證據

439
00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:04,509
‎她想得沒錯

440
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:08,056
‎我只希望能信任德里拉
‎她會好好保護她妹妹

441
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:11,652
‎應該說，我希望我能信任愛麗

442
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,650
‎我先說，我在給她的新手機上

443
00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:18,282
‎裝了家庭適用的監控軟體
‎好能保護我自己

444
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:21,660
‎現在的父母為了監視自己的孩子
‎真的得做出很多瘋狂的事

445
00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:23,658
‎-現在這會幫我…
‎-新手機

446
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:24,740
‎…保護她

447
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:28,867
‎我不是在說謊，樂芙
‎我最不想管的就是她的事情

448
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,326
‎但我說我會讓自己成為配得上妳的人
‎是認真的

449
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,285
‎（現在位置）

450
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:35,594
‎那表示我不會假裝沒看到
‎孩子求救的訊號

451
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:36,499
‎（簡訊）

452
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:40,506
‎我所知道的是…
‎青少年的內心看起來很無聊

453
00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,260
‎幾乎沒有道理

454
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,181
‎但我要幫愛麗說句話

455
00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,181
‎她比那些笑嘻嘻的朋友聰明

456
00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:48,313
‎但重要的是，韓德森跟她的通話

457
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,140
‎看起來跟其他的一樣無害

458
00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:51,345
‎（今晚的場景需要什麼嗎？）

459
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:52,345
‎她看起來是為他工作

460
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:53,686
‎（不用，想要的話帶個朋友來）

461
00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:55,110
‎好像覺得她的品味不錯

462
00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:57,018
‎（妳說得沒錯，尤格是喜劇天才
‎該跟他見個面）

463
00:21:57,107 --> 00:22:00,487
‎他們的簡訊談的都是電影
‎還有今晚的事也是

464
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:03,859
‎罕見電影放映會
‎觀眾是男女都有的成人

465
00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:07,657
‎我不覺得好玩，但我會說，沒有問題

466
00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:10,504
‎我覺得我可以放手了
‎這讓我鬆了一口氣，因為說真的…

467
00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:13,374
‎我得專注在挽救我們的友誼

468
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:16,167
‎我得承認，要我為一個烘焙師烘焙

469
00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:18,211
‎是往燒掉廚房去的單程票

470
00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:21,335
‎我要發揮創意
‎這個靈感還得謝謝妳哥

471
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:24,183
‎樂芙跟我在做早餐

472
00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:26,349
‎每天早上都從吃垃圾開始

473
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:31,100
‎不會吧

474
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,020
‎我是從公司偷來的

475
00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:34,725
‎不要告訴我老闆

476
00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:35,651
‎好吧

477
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:39,694
‎好棒！

478
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,777
‎聞起來什麼都沒有

479
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:45,408
‎這個…

480
00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:48,584
‎朋友，妳可錯了

481
00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:51,450
‎請吧

482
00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:53,369
‎謝謝

483
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:54,785
‎請看！

484
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,210
‎甜麵包夾心餅？

485
00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:00,745
‎我長大以後就沒吃過了

486
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,170
‎-是福爾蒂讓你這樣做的
‎-算是啦

487
00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:06,546
‎但是他沒有提到你是這樣叫它的

488
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,385
‎對啊，這真是藝術

489
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:11,427
‎拿了甜麵包，浸在巧克力裡

490
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:14,305
‎然後把這濕搭搭的一團拿起來
‎夾在兩片餅乾之間

491
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,976
‎-聽起來真好吃
‎-威爾，這…

492
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,060
‎超難吃的

493
00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:20,317
‎根本吃不下

494
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,609
‎拜託不要試

495
00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:25,899
‎但是你能想到這個真的很棒

496
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:32,204
‎所以…

497
00:23:33,036 --> 00:23:34,786
‎這叫做什麼？

498
00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:37,121
‎這是早餐，也可以是午餐
‎有時候也是晚餐

499
00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:38,627
‎這是我小時候做得最好的

500
00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:40,628
‎其實還滿可悲的

501
00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:42,210
‎總之，試試看吧

502
00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:48,427
‎不好意思

503
00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:51,432
‎真的很不好意思
‎我沒想讓這變得浪漫

504
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:54,769
‎你開玩笑吧？

505
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:56,814
‎看看這個

506
00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:01,691
‎你是神經病嗎？我是說…

507
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:04,993
‎我告訴妳了，我…這是…
‎我不想傷害妳

508
00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:07,778
‎我告訴過你，這很蠢
‎不會給我任何好處

509
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:11,284
‎好吧，我不在乎你覺得自己是什麼

510
00:24:11,366 --> 00:24:13,156
‎我只在乎你的行為

511
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:14,655
‎你做了什麼

512
00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:17,710
‎這些複雜的訊號…

513
00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:22,094
‎超級爛

514
00:24:34,681 --> 00:24:36,101
‎樂芙

515
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:55,621
‎我想問妳，是不是還好

516
00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:57,542
‎我不想被說是愛上了妳

517
00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:58,461
‎你在乎嗎？

518
00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:00,460
‎我不想要這些植物被澆太多水

519
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:06,626
‎-要是妳有事發生…
‎-我的天啊

520
00:25:06,713 --> 00:25:08,513
‎別再說韓德森的事了

521
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:09,840
‎不是他的錯，好嗎？

522
00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:12,295
‎-什麼意思？
‎-我們當時都在看電影

523
00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:13,851
‎有些零食

524
00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:15,466
‎我吃了…

525
00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:17,887
‎一些東西

526
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:21,353
‎接下來我就發現自己躺在陽台上了

527
00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:23,483
‎韓德森是個好人

528
00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:26,478
‎為了大麻零食，他把約拿罵了一頓

529
00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:28,106
‎他還付錢讓我坐車回家

530
00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:32,281
‎愛麗，妳說妳不記得了？
‎忘記了時間？

531
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:33,284
‎我不記得

532
00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:35,242
‎妳說的話跟德里拉很像

533
00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:38,248
‎可惡，不要告訴我姐

534
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:41,000
‎她會把事情無限放大，拜託

535
00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:43,247
‎拜託不要告訴她

536
00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:46,997
‎好吧

537
00:25:48,004 --> 00:25:49,464
‎我不會告訴德里拉

538
00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:57,758
‎我只能自己教小孩了

539
00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:15,823
‎教我駭進名人的帳號

540
00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:18,124
‎我…

541
00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:21,453
‎需要更多資訊

542
00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:24,920
‎韓德森，還有未成年少女

543
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,080
‎大概有好幾十個

544
00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:27,498
‎你只需要這些

545
00:26:27,877 --> 00:26:30,797
‎好吧，但是要駭進去？你要找什麼？

546
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:31,840
‎他是變態的證據

547
00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:33,223
‎能把他搞掉的東西

548
00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:42,600
‎你是為了烘焙師在做這事嗎？

549
00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:43,851
‎不是

550
00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:45,562
‎我是想保護個孩子

551
00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:50,943
‎我不想冒犯你，但你不是騎士那型的

552
00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:55,356
‎也就是說，除了常聽到的老話
‎你可以從中獲利

553
00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:56,780
‎比如說…

554
00:26:57,157 --> 00:26:58,197
‎自我價值？

555
00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:00,579
‎證明你是個好人？

556
00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:01,580
‎威爾…

557
00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:03,250
‎好好聽我說

558
00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:07,460
‎要是你不再繼續假裝心理醫生胡說
‎開始幫我

559
00:27:07,542 --> 00:27:09,502
‎我就知道你是個壞蛋

560
00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:12,665
‎我可不怕對壞蛋做壞事

561
00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:16,125
‎我…

562
00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:19,506
‎得向你自滿的自我解釋致敬

563
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:23,854
‎我可能可以駭進他的帳號

564
00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:26,103
‎但是首先我需要兩個東西

565
00:27:27,103 --> 00:27:28,233
‎第一

566
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:29,653
‎他的電腦

567
00:27:30,398 --> 00:27:33,278
‎2014年的名人性照門之後
‎沒有名人把噁心的東西

568
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,650
‎放在雲端或是手機裡了

569
00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:38,736
‎所以要是他夠聰明
‎他會有個專用的變態機，所以…

570
00:27:38,823 --> 00:27:40,493
‎電腦，好

571
00:27:41,284 --> 00:27:42,244
‎另一個是什麼？

572
00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:43,702
‎另一部筆電

573
00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:45,252
‎要能連上網路

574
00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:46,580
‎不可能

575
00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:49,834
‎我得下載我的工具

576
00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:53,208
‎除非你會用Python、Perl跟Lisp…

577
00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:56,546
‎要是讓你上網一分鐘
‎你有十種方法能求救…

578
00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:58,643
‎Linux、Nexus、Hashchat…

579
00:27:58,718 --> 00:28:00,468
‎不然我可以教你怎麼駭進去

580
00:28:00,553 --> 00:28:03,313
‎等到你學會，受害人都成年了

581
00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:14,895
‎妳今天是怎麼了？這是怎麼回事？

582
00:28:15,318 --> 00:28:18,858
‎別怪我，你可以一天到晚鍛鍊

583
00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:20,237
‎我可是忙得很

584
00:28:20,448 --> 00:28:22,278
‎我一直在管理爸媽的店

585
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:23,737
‎重寫我的作品

586
00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:25,997
‎現在我還跟威爾一起弄“虛假承諾”

587
00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:29,785
‎就像是“馬里布許諾中心”

588
00:28:29,874 --> 00:28:31,384
‎但是用假人

589
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:32,540
‎好吧

590
00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:34,959
‎我懂

591
00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:38,007
‎我不知道你們倆這麼常相處

592
00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:41,303
‎妳為什麼這麼討厭威爾？

593
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,850
‎有什麼事嗎？

594
00:28:43,930 --> 00:28:46,060
‎要是有事，妳該告訴我

595
00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:48,181
‎因為雙胞胎之間不該有秘密

596
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,557
‎真的很好笑

597
00:28:50,645 --> 00:28:53,605
‎你只有自己沒事的時候

598
00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:55,610
‎才會想到雙胞胎之間沒有秘密

599
00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:00,200
‎他媽的，拜託

600
00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:03,374
‎你知道我只是想保護你

601
00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:05,785
‎妳為什麼整天都在找我麻煩？

602
00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:08,999
‎因為你在逃避

603
00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:13,920
‎你一直讓自己黏在別人身邊
‎以為那能讓你變得成功

604
00:29:14,252 --> 00:29:15,502
‎威爾幫不上你的忙

605
00:29:16,337 --> 00:29:17,507
‎你得幫自己

606
00:29:19,632 --> 00:29:21,972
‎你怎麼不自己動手？

607
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:28,930
‎還是妳怕威爾跟我

608
00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:32,267
‎會變得比你們還親密？

609
00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:36,610
‎好比賽

610
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:39,025
‎對啦，寫成劇本吧

611
00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:42,318
‎他媽的

612
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:46,829
‎計畫是：到韓德森家

613
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:48,500
‎拿到威爾要的電腦

614
00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:50,248
‎這不是我第一次任務，謝謝，小桃

615
00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:51,920
‎但是這次是名人，要找到他家…

616
00:29:51,998 --> 00:29:53,668
‎（韓德森以350萬買下佩迪格里宅）

617
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,422
‎…比想像中簡單

618
00:29:56,085 --> 00:30:00,085
‎他從好朋友賈德手中買下
‎這間有歷史的好萊塢山莊豪宅

619
00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:01,513
‎地址自然沒有公佈

620
00:30:01,591 --> 00:30:05,261
‎除非去查公開紀錄洛杉磯投票名冊裡
‎叫做喬許邦特的人

621
00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:07,505
‎自由主義者，他媽的混蛋

622
00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:14,098
‎韓德森的宅子是20年代建成
‎有四間房間，三間浴室

623
00:30:14,187 --> 00:30:17,187
‎原裝磁磚，還有淺槽屋頂
‎木樑外露的天花板

624
00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:19,323
‎非常高的外牆

625
00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:22,108
‎別想翻牆進去了

626
00:30:23,947 --> 00:30:25,277
‎我得想辦法讓他邀我進去

627
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,910
‎也就是說，得要拿到傳說中的
‎韓德森派對的邀請函

628
00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:32,455
‎只有VIP能去

629
00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:34,869
‎可惜我親愛的朋友福爾蒂不受歡迎

630
00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:38,418
‎不，我需要認識個小名人

631
00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,673
‎韓德森那些未出名的朋友

632
00:30:40,755 --> 00:30:43,415
‎要找這種以為自己是名人的無名小卒

633
00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:44,548
‎（跟開山元祖一起＃即興）

634
00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:46,094
‎還有比即興表演更好的地方嗎？

635
00:30:47,303 --> 00:30:49,433
‎交叉比對韓德森
‎Instagram跟Facebook標籤

636
00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:52,234
‎還有他推特上數十萬人的標注

637
00:30:52,308 --> 00:30:53,228
‎就能找到…

638
00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:54,443
‎（想念跟我的好友相處）

639
00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:55,349
‎弗萊迪

640
00:30:56,145 --> 00:30:57,515
‎他就是我的門票

641
00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:01,903
‎但是要成為即興表演幫的內行人

642
00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,565
‎我得說他們的行話

643
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,702
‎弗萊迪最會的一招就是“對，而且…”

644
00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:07,120
‎只能用幾次

645
00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:09,578
‎然後是主要的喜劇部分

646
00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:11,699
‎神明保佑

647
00:31:11,786 --> 00:31:14,156
‎喜劇建立在說與聽者間的同意之上

648
00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:15,327
‎有人提出一項提議

649
00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:18,495
‎胖子說你想在鞦韆後面親我的弟弟

650
00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:20,795
‎不管怎樣，要說“對，而且…”

651
00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:22,879
‎沒錯，我那樣說了

652
00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:24,054
‎然後…

653
00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:25,632
‎我要他看著我做

654
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:29,547
‎這是個讓女性隊友
‎加入好萊塢的好方法

655
00:31:29,637 --> 00:31:31,807
‎想要出名？就得照他們的規則玩

656
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:35,810
‎有一天，要是夠幸運的話
‎就可以對韓德森說“對，而且…”

657
00:31:36,519 --> 00:31:38,689
‎好了，今天的表演就到這裡

658
00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:39,941
‎謝謝各位光臨

659
00:31:40,356 --> 00:31:42,146
‎真的很棒，做得好

660
00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:45,033
‎我很高興你能看我在那裡表演
‎因為你可以看到我最好的一面

661
00:31:45,111 --> 00:31:47,861
‎沒有人能只憑才能爬上這個舞台

662
00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:49,737
‎他們得靠名聲跟關係

663
00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:52,874
‎為了要這樣，我得利用好朋友福爾蒂

664
00:31:52,952 --> 00:31:53,952
‎嘿，弗雷迪

665
00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:54,907
‎嗨

666
00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:56,832
‎-很棒的表演
‎-謝謝

667
00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:59,575
‎-你以前有在吳爾芙吉茲表演吧？
‎-沒錯

668
00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:01,497
‎那邊的人馬上就成了團隊

669
00:32:02,211 --> 00:32:04,671
‎沒錯，我幾年前
‎在德爾克羅斯看過到你表演

670
00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:06,756
‎尤金說一定得看你

671
00:32:06,841 --> 00:32:07,881
‎喔，你認識尤金？

672
00:32:07,967 --> 00:32:10,847
‎他完全就是二手胡說八道王

673
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:13,809
‎尤金是我最好的老師

674
00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:15,220
‎很特別的入門

675
00:32:15,308 --> 00:32:17,228
‎我被邀請去參加幾場小表演

676
00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:20,270
‎看著他跟比利，還有韓德森即興…

677
00:32:21,230 --> 00:32:22,980
‎-真的是很棒的經驗
‎-對，他們很棒

678
00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:24,936
‎你知道嗎？我剛從紐約搬來

679
00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:28,404
‎你跟韓迪以前有在哈洛德合作吧？

680
00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:30,108
‎“扯得當譜”？你知道？

681
00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:32,658
‎-沒錯！你們的作品真的超棒
‎-那個組合超強

682
00:32:33,242 --> 00:32:34,412
‎謝了，老兄

683
00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:38,868
‎說到韓迪，你知道那個後續派對嗎？

684
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:41,327
‎-不知道耶，但是能再聊聊會很棒
‎-對啊，你也該來

685
00:32:41,417 --> 00:32:44,587
‎門鎖密碼是DICKS

686
00:32:44,837 --> 00:32:46,797
‎-真像是韓德森會做的事，對吧？
‎-沒錯

687
00:32:46,881 --> 00:32:48,381
‎-到時見？
‎-好

688
00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:50,302
‎扯得當譜…

689
00:32:51,135 --> 00:32:53,255
‎說得還真好聽

690
00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:56,814
‎我只需要溜進去，把電腦拿出來

691
00:32:56,891 --> 00:32:59,061
‎在一連串白人之中別引人注意

692
00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:02,151
‎我知道，我是用我的優勢做好事

693
00:33:03,898 --> 00:33:04,938
‎老兄？

694
00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:07,320
‎你在這裡做什麼？

695
00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:09,952
‎不會吧，他跟蹤我嗎？

696
00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:11,779
‎我在劇場交了新朋友

697
00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:13,740
‎你跟韓德森和好了？

698
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:16,695
‎還沒，但是我要直接處理

699
00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:18,116
‎我在努力

700
00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:21,874
‎我要在他眼前提出“虛假承諾”計畫

701
00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:25,342
‎去吧

702
00:33:26,045 --> 00:33:27,915
‎可憐的傻蛋連邀請函都沒有

703
00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:30,263
‎想不引人注意真難

704
00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:35,218
‎原諒我，樂芙，我得盡快丟下妳哥

705
00:33:36,639 --> 00:33:38,639
‎“DICKS”…真是經典

706
00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:03,750
‎我想知道哪個成員沒被邀請

707
00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:06,378
‎保重，把照片寄給我

708
00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:08,881
‎看到那個馬子了嗎？
‎那是韓德森的經紀人

709
00:34:08,963 --> 00:34:10,723
‎-我要去廁所
‎-好

710
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:16,511
‎在這反對清醒的戰場上
‎放福爾蒂一個人有點冒險

711
00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:18,426
‎但是我不是他的保母

712
00:34:18,806 --> 00:34:20,096
‎我是為了愛麗來的

713
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:28,819
‎丁娜

714
00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:31,690
‎丁娜

715
00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:33,818
‎福爾蒂，好像才剛見過你

716
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,865
‎你最近在忙什麼？

717
00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:36,868
‎我很高興妳問了

718
00:34:36,949 --> 00:34:39,949
‎我有個新的心理性學驚悚片

719
00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:42,706
‎設定是在名人戒癮中心

720
00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:45,119
‎我覺得很適合韓德森

721
00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:46,288
‎是真的，超糟糕

722
00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:48,245
‎-好玩，專注在主角身上…
‎-結局是什麼？

723
00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:51,455
‎妳得先知道開頭跟中段…

724
00:34:51,547 --> 00:34:52,837
‎聽起來很有潛力

725
00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:55,384
‎-對啊，我們約個時間聊…
‎-不行

726
00:34:56,302 --> 00:34:57,142
‎不可能

727
00:34:58,304 --> 00:34:59,224
‎為什麼？

728
00:34:59,722 --> 00:35:02,102
‎福爾蒂，你知道人家說
‎有些人有能力嗎？

729
00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:03,480
‎你沒有

730
00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:07,145
‎能力包含了才能跟工作倫理

731
00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:08,730
‎我告訴你，是想幫你

732
00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:11,895
‎因為你可能光有點子，但說不出東西

733
00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:14,195
‎但是也是有好的地方

734
00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:15,358
‎你很有錢

735
00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:16,946
‎你不用煩惱

736
00:35:17,031 --> 00:35:19,081
‎你可以自己出資拍獨立電影

737
00:35:19,158 --> 00:35:21,078
‎你會做得很好的，你超有意思

738
00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:23,326
‎好好考慮吧？

739
00:35:23,412 --> 00:35:25,962
‎我愛你，我是想保護你

740
00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:36,050
‎韓德森的內在聖壇

741
00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,644
‎非常…普通

742
00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:44,137
‎這算是某種特殊的攻擊
‎不好的品味不能造就這種犯人

743
00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:47,309
‎我想知道，喬許在爬上來
‎成為韓德森的過程中

744
00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:49,805
‎跟多少人鬧翻

745
00:35:50,648 --> 00:35:54,398
‎韓德森有了這樣的權力
‎又傷害了多少女孩

746
00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:06,075
‎這是契科夫的刀

747
00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:07,924
‎只要出場了

748
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:10,379
‎就知道有人得死

749
00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:14,049
‎但我們不知道是誰會死或其中原因

750
00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:18,219
‎當然，她現在在切蘋果

751
00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:22,851
‎但是觀眾潛意識中會覺得可怕…

752
00:36:22,930 --> 00:36:24,060
‎可惡

753
00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:26,640
‎…那顆蘋果就是人類

754
00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:27,766
‎很有力量，老兄

755
00:36:28,144 --> 00:36:28,984
‎老兄！

756
00:36:29,395 --> 00:36:35,355
‎我正在跟這些厲害的混蛋
‎提“虛假承諾”的案子

757
00:36:35,443 --> 00:36:37,113
‎我說到第六頁

758
00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:40,162
‎但我得大聲說

759
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:41,699
‎感覺好像只在第三頁

760
00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:43,990
‎我該走了

761
00:36:44,076 --> 00:36:46,656
‎去幫助愛麗，讓福爾蒂自找麻煩

762
00:36:49,498 --> 00:36:51,208
‎（威爾：跟福爾蒂在派對）

763
00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:53,132
‎（他正失去控制）

764
00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:54,956
‎（樂芙：什麼？）

765
00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:57,166
‎（你為什麼跟我哥去派對？）

766
00:36:57,256 --> 00:36:58,926
‎（帶他離開）

767
00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:00,838
‎老兄？

768
00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:04,182
‎福爾蒂…

769
00:37:04,263 --> 00:37:06,603
‎福爾蒂，你妹妹在找你，走吧

770
00:37:06,682 --> 00:37:07,812
‎不

771
00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:10,522
‎爛死了

772
00:37:10,770 --> 00:37:12,730
‎告訴她我正在提案

773
00:37:12,813 --> 00:37:14,863
‎我身上著了火一樣，她懂的

774
00:37:14,941 --> 00:37:15,861
‎福爾蒂！

775
00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:19,202
‎讓我帶你回家吧，拜託
‎你不想要她看到你這樣的

776
00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:20,985
‎嘿，毀掉派對隊長！

777
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:22,160
‎為什麼不要？

778
00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:25,160
‎這正是…

779
00:37:25,701 --> 00:37:27,791
‎她所期待的，我告訴你

780
00:37:28,454 --> 00:37:31,794
‎你知道讓那麼完美的人失望

781
00:37:31,874 --> 00:37:34,504
‎有多痛苦嗎？

782
00:37:35,294 --> 00:37:36,924
‎你會覺得很驚訝

783
00:37:39,006 --> 00:37:40,006
‎你知道嗎？

784
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:42,431
‎你要是要來點可卡因
‎就該去喝點那些爛酒

785
00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:45,010
‎-下去吧，小心
‎-韓德森

786
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:48,806
‎-嘿，我有個計畫要告訴你
‎-我們有很多事要聊

787
00:37:48,891 --> 00:37:51,481
‎好吧？但是別把生意跟享受混在一起

788
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,440
‎先打給丁娜，我們約個時間聊聊

789
00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:56,272
‎韓德森只是想幫忙

790
00:37:56,357 --> 00:37:58,937
‎-不，我沒事，我們來聊聊吧
‎-我知道你沒事

791
00:37:59,026 --> 00:38:00,776
‎說真的，我才是覺得累了的人

792
00:38:00,861 --> 00:38:03,781
‎其實…各位…我累了，所以…

793
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,663
‎好吧，隨便啦，他媽的，年輕人

794
00:38:07,743 --> 00:38:11,163
‎我30幾歲了，少了一顆蛋
‎我需要睡飽八小時，晚安！

795
00:38:11,497 --> 00:38:13,497
‎這個人剛剛真的解散了整個派對

796
00:38:13,582 --> 00:38:15,672
‎好讓福爾蒂覺得離開沒那麼難過嗎？

797
00:38:15,751 --> 00:38:18,551
‎-韓德森，我該對你道歉
‎-不用

798
00:38:18,629 --> 00:38:21,589
‎-真的很對不起
‎-你是個厲害的王子

799
00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:22,514
‎好嗎？

800
00:38:22,842 --> 00:38:23,842
‎回家小心

801
00:38:23,926 --> 00:38:25,296
‎過去就過去了

802
00:38:26,345 --> 00:38:27,965
‎嘿，我載你到樂芙那去吧？

803
00:38:28,055 --> 00:38:30,175
‎不用了

804
00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:33,516
‎我不想去昆恩家血汗錢買的地方

805
00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:35,482
‎你還沒受到報應嗎？

806
00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:36,903
‎好吧，那我們就去我那

807
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:37,901
‎-好吧
‎-好嗎？

808
00:38:40,026 --> 00:38:41,186
‎嘿，老兄，我認識你嗎？

809
00:38:44,697 --> 00:38:47,407
‎我是威爾，我們在谷區的派對上見過

810
00:38:47,658 --> 00:38:50,238
‎-喔，手指那個人，對吧？
‎-對

811
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,368
‎你是德里拉的朋友，所以認識愛麗

812
00:38:52,788 --> 00:38:53,658
‎對

813
00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:55,367
‎而且…

814
00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:57,213
‎她很聰明

815
00:38:57,293 --> 00:38:58,843
‎你剛剛跟我閒聊用了“對，而且”？

816
00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:01,378
‎對，而且我後悔了

817
00:39:01,464 --> 00:39:03,304
‎多練習吧，那真的不錯

818
00:39:04,216 --> 00:39:07,346
‎她…愛麗是你的實習生嗎？

819
00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:10,345
‎對，她真的很聰明

820
00:39:10,806 --> 00:39:13,346
‎至少我這個佔盡優勢的白人男性混蛋
‎可以做點好事

821
00:39:28,574 --> 00:39:29,414
‎嘿

822
00:39:30,117 --> 00:39:31,947
‎-他嗑了什麼藥？
‎-不知道

823
00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:33,366
‎事情發生得很快

824
00:39:33,454 --> 00:39:34,874
‎對不起

825
00:39:34,955 --> 00:39:35,825
‎我真的很抱歉

826
00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:36,865
‎你嗑了什麼藥？

827
00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:41,174
‎你能不能煮點茶？

828
00:39:43,255 --> 00:39:44,415
‎對不起

829
00:39:58,729 --> 00:39:59,559
‎來

830
00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:03,975
‎妳覺得我有才華嗎？

831
00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:06,446
‎當然

832
00:40:08,114 --> 00:40:10,164
‎-所以我才叫你去
‎-但是…

833
00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:11,913
‎我是不是得要…

834
00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:15,748
‎住在這種爛地方
‎才能當真正的藝術家？

835
00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:16,710
‎還有…

836
00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:19,078
‎我們到底在哪？

837
00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:20,497
‎嘿

838
00:40:21,752 --> 00:40:22,802
‎你跟我在一起

839
00:40:23,337 --> 00:40:24,507
‎一直都會是這樣

840
00:40:26,006 --> 00:40:28,716
‎只有這才重要

841
00:40:29,468 --> 00:40:30,548
‎有什麼意義？

842
00:40:32,346 --> 00:40:35,556
‎就算我現在做了什麼很棒的事

843
00:40:35,975 --> 00:40:37,685
‎沒有人會在乎

844
00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:38,848
‎那不是真的

845
00:40:39,478 --> 00:40:42,268
‎不管你寫出什麼，我都等不及…

846
00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:43,895
‎要讀

847
00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:45,783
‎因為是你寫的

848
00:41:34,533 --> 00:41:36,953
‎對不起，我今晚沒有照顧妳哥

849
00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:39,794
‎那不是你的工作

850
00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:42,367
‎是我的

851
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,250
‎福爾蒂很脆弱

852
00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:52,125
‎人生一直給他苦頭吃

853
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:55,429
‎從我們還是孩子時就開始了

854
00:41:56,639 --> 00:41:59,139
‎大家都只看到錢，都不明白他…

855
00:42:03,103 --> 00:42:04,523
‎他從沒有過機會

856
00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:09,687
‎他小時候很有自信

857
00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:12,909
‎很有創意

858
00:42:14,073 --> 00:42:15,533
‎很可愛

859
00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:19,504
‎然後某年夏天…

860
00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:24,705
‎我父母開了安納福林

861
00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:26,252
‎他們把我們留給

862
00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:29,804
‎一個神經病保母照顧

863
00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:32,626
‎福爾蒂還很小就看到很多瘋狂的事

864
00:42:33,342 --> 00:42:35,512
‎而我得負責修補一切，因為…

865
00:42:36,178 --> 00:42:37,598
‎他需要有一個人

866
00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:42,141
‎他是個好人

867
00:42:42,685 --> 00:42:44,975
‎他只是有時候會做些壞事

868
00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:46,896
‎對不起

869
00:42:47,731 --> 00:42:48,571
‎那很不容易

870
00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:49,896
‎但那就是愛情

871
00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:54,490
‎看，這就是我說的

872
00:42:56,282 --> 00:42:58,372
‎我也不是完美的

873
00:43:00,327 --> 00:43:01,577
‎依賴我的哥哥…

874
00:43:02,788 --> 00:43:03,658
‎寡婦…

875
00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:08,003
‎你還沒見過我的父母

876
00:43:11,505 --> 00:43:12,835
‎妳值得更好的…

877
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,390
‎不要找我這種破碎的靈魂

878
00:43:17,011 --> 00:43:18,301
‎我們都有點破

879
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:24,603
‎但是其他的部分還是合在一起了

880
00:43:58,761 --> 00:43:59,641
‎他睡著了

881
00:44:19,573 --> 00:44:20,533
‎我告訴過你了

882
00:44:20,824 --> 00:44:22,374
‎我們得安靜點

883
00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:10,165
‎妳是個特別的女人，樂芙

884
00:45:13,293 --> 00:45:15,753
‎這一次會不一樣的

885
00:45:19,007 --> 00:45:20,377
‎我永遠不會傷害妳

886
00:45:20,467 --> 00:45:22,337
‎要是有什麼，我們可以療癒彼此

887
00:45:22,428 --> 00:45:26,308
‎我答應妳，我永遠不會把妳做的菜
‎視作理所當然

888
00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:30,638
‎早安

889
00:45:31,103 --> 00:45:32,483
‎早餐想吃怎樣的蛋呢？

890
00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:34,190
‎煎蛋，不要翻面

891
00:45:34,523 --> 00:45:37,533
‎我會盡力接受

892
00:45:37,609 --> 00:45:40,029
‎跟妳哥哥一起在這段關係之中

893
00:45:52,624 --> 00:45:53,504
‎還要多久？

894
00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:55,344
‎問那支爛電話吧

895
00:45:59,673 --> 00:46:01,093
‎好消息

896
00:46:01,175 --> 00:46:02,465
‎這人很容易駭進去

897
00:46:02,885 --> 00:46:05,175
‎壞消息是，他沒做壞事

898
00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:06,929
‎不可能

899
00:46:07,890 --> 00:46:10,680
‎我查過所有檔案跟帳號

900
00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:12,558
‎搜尋歷史、成人影片網站

901
00:46:13,979 --> 00:46:15,729
‎我做了我的工作

902
00:46:16,356 --> 00:46:18,396
‎要是我能相信樂芙

903
00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:20,862
‎也許愛麗也值得相同的信任

904
00:46:21,528 --> 00:46:22,738
‎她很聰明

905
00:46:22,821 --> 00:46:23,781
‎妳覺得如何？

906
00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:27,373
‎有點尷尬

907
00:46:27,451 --> 00:46:30,751
‎真是抱歉，我吐在離你這麼近的地方

908
00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:32,213
‎那個大麻零食很爛

909
00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:33,249
‎超噁心的

910
00:46:36,084 --> 00:46:38,174
‎謝謝你沒有出賣我

911
00:46:38,253 --> 00:46:39,343
‎這在你的清單上

912
00:46:39,922 --> 00:46:41,922
‎開始20分鐘就有一個書商被殺

913
00:46:42,007 --> 00:46:44,637
‎要是對你來說太刺激了，我也懂

914
00:46:45,928 --> 00:46:47,638
‎好吧，得去韓迪那裡了

915
00:46:49,681 --> 00:46:51,231
‎威爾，工作停不下來啊

916
00:46:51,308 --> 00:46:53,558
‎妳回家就會看到清單上的第一本書

917
00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:55,564
‎-是精裝的
‎-我已經覺得無聊了

918
00:47:01,902 --> 00:47:04,072
‎對愛麗來說，有點黑暗的

919
00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:05,824
‎好玩又充滿野心的

920
00:47:05,906 --> 00:47:08,736
‎能脫離韓德森桌子對面的無聊男子的

921
00:47:09,993 --> 00:47:11,123
‎貝特海姆

922
00:47:11,578 --> 00:47:14,788
‎-說到這個
‎-有個壞消息

923
00:47:15,582 --> 00:47:16,792
‎我一直…

924
00:47:17,459 --> 00:47:18,499
‎在想

925
00:47:18,585 --> 00:47:21,505
‎我覺得“虛假承諾”做不出來

926
00:47:22,130 --> 00:47:24,340
‎這個故事很短，不能拍成劇情片

927
00:47:24,883 --> 00:47:26,973
‎真可惜

928
00:47:27,052 --> 00:47:29,432
‎沒關係，我們會想出更好的，對吧？

929
00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:31,723
‎讓韓德森真正驚奇的東西

930
00:47:32,140 --> 00:47:34,520
‎我跟他下週的午餐會議還是會舉行

931
00:47:38,188 --> 00:47:39,058
‎很好

932
00:47:39,606 --> 00:47:40,436
‎我可以問個問題嗎？

933
00:47:41,525 --> 00:47:43,185
‎你們倆之間發生了什麼事？

934
00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:47,777
‎我其實不太記得事情發生的那晚

935
00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:52,035
‎那個派對裡有的東西，全在我身體裡

936
00:47:53,453 --> 00:47:56,673
‎總是會出來的，對吧？

937
00:47:57,291 --> 00:47:59,631
‎我只希望沒有吐在他的秘密玩具房裡

938
00:48:01,503 --> 00:48:03,593
‎-秘密玩具房？
‎-對啊

939
00:48:03,672 --> 00:48:05,842
‎那房子是那種老式禁酒令時的房子

940
00:48:05,924 --> 00:48:08,344
‎有隱藏的密門

941
00:48:08,427 --> 00:48:11,807
‎韓德森把那變成一個古怪的…

942
00:48:12,598 --> 00:48:14,468
‎古怪的監獄吧，我猜

943
00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:17,518
‎我整個人變成《大法師》那樣

944
00:48:19,563 --> 00:48:20,813
‎你說那很古怪

945
00:48:21,857 --> 00:48:24,567
‎想像你收藏了小孩的東西

946
00:48:24,651 --> 00:48:30,121
‎但是也是個低調的性虐待狂

947
00:48:31,199 --> 00:48:33,159
‎-就是那樣
‎-秘密房間

948
00:48:35,203 --> 00:48:36,713
‎我錯過了那個，真是失望

949
00:49:35,931 --> 00:49:40,191
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