1 00:00:00,784 --> 00:00:02,286 Previously on "You"... 2 00:00:02,286 --> 00:00:03,320 Everyone just calls me Beck. 3 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:05,022 And you are Joe? 4 00:00:05,022 --> 00:00:06,357 Goldberg. 5 00:00:06,357 --> 00:00:08,325 A guy needs to protect himself, 6 00:00:08,825 --> 00:00:11,328 and your name was a glorious place to start. 7 00:00:11,328 --> 00:00:13,597 The next thing our little friend the Internet gave me 8 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:14,898 was your address. 9 00:00:14,898 --> 00:00:16,666 [dramatic music] 10 00:00:16,666 --> 00:00:18,301 Professor Leahy. 11 00:00:18,301 --> 00:00:20,270 Professor Obvious wants to sleep with you. 12 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,138 Your friends are disloyal, 13 00:00:22,138 --> 00:00:24,107 and that Peach is the queen bee. 14 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:26,710 How broke are you? 15 00:00:26,710 --> 00:00:29,946 Benjamin J. Ashby, Greenwich born, boarding school bred. 16 00:00:29,946 --> 00:00:32,415 God, you make me insane. 17 00:00:32,415 --> 00:00:34,251 ♪ ♪ 18 00:00:34,251 --> 00:00:35,752 Oh! 19 00:00:35,752 --> 00:00:37,687 ♪ ♪ 20 00:00:37,687 --> 00:00:39,055 I think I know you. 21 00:00:39,055 --> 00:00:41,491 Oh, right. Of course. 22 00:00:41,491 --> 00:00:45,028 You're smart, except in the ways you are really not, 23 00:00:45,028 --> 00:00:47,063 like not locking your phone. 24 00:00:47,063 --> 00:00:48,498 Maybe we could get a drink sometime. 25 00:00:48,498 --> 00:00:50,100 Sure. 26 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:51,735 What you really need is someone to save you. 27 00:00:51,735 --> 00:00:53,937 Man, I'm thinking maybe... 28 00:00:53,937 --> 00:00:55,805 Whatever you think I did... 29 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:57,007 I can help, Beck. 30 00:00:57,007 --> 00:00:58,141 You got the wrong guy. 31 00:00:58,141 --> 00:01:01,144 Let me help you. 32 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:02,512 ♪ Well, I went... ♪ 33 00:01:02,512 --> 00:01:04,814 Tonight's the night, Beck. 34 00:01:04,814 --> 00:01:06,950 Our first date. 35 00:01:06,950 --> 00:01:10,453 It just feels right, right? 36 00:01:10,453 --> 00:01:14,591 ♪ I stood and watched her fall ♪ 37 00:01:14,591 --> 00:01:17,193 I'm looking forward to it, and I think, 38 00:01:17,193 --> 00:01:19,329 obvious hangover aside, you are, too. 39 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:22,065 But I've read people wrong in the past. 40 00:01:22,065 --> 00:01:25,201 One day, I'll tell you about Candace, 41 00:01:25,201 --> 00:01:27,704 every red flag I was blind to, 42 00:01:27,704 --> 00:01:29,973 how destroyed I was. 43 00:01:29,973 --> 00:01:31,675 What can I say? We all have baggage. 44 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:35,078 But I feel like I'm dealing with it the right way. 45 00:01:35,078 --> 00:01:37,447 Not bothering you, just checking it. 46 00:01:37,447 --> 00:01:40,917 ♪ For they know the great imposter ♪ 47 00:01:40,917 --> 00:01:42,652 ♪ ♪ 48 00:01:42,652 --> 00:01:45,155 Hanging with you like this is admittedly honing skills 49 00:01:45,155 --> 00:01:50,026 I never knew I'd need, but hey, handy. 50 00:01:50,026 --> 00:01:54,331 ♪ And he's playing a part ♪ 51 00:01:54,331 --> 00:01:56,366 You can't afford new clothes, but let's be real. 52 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:59,002 You'd look perfect in a potato sack. 53 00:01:59,002 --> 00:02:02,105 ♪ Oh, can't she see ♪ 54 00:02:02,105 --> 00:02:04,774 Not a criticism, God knows I am, too, 55 00:02:04,774 --> 00:02:06,276 but you seem distracted. 56 00:02:06,276 --> 00:02:09,245 ♪ Soon she'll learn her fate ♪ 57 00:02:09,245 --> 00:02:11,648 Of course, a new phone. 58 00:02:11,648 --> 00:02:14,017 Not sure how you went 24 hours without one. 59 00:02:14,017 --> 00:02:16,753 As you activate your new friend there, 60 00:02:16,753 --> 00:02:19,889 I know you think you're also deactivating your old one. 61 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:21,658 But here's where you're wrong. 62 00:02:21,658 --> 00:02:23,293 Your old phone, which I have, 63 00:02:23,293 --> 00:02:25,695 is still logged into the cloud. 64 00:02:25,695 --> 00:02:29,466 ♪ ♪ 65 00:02:29,466 --> 00:02:33,236 And that means I'm still logged into you. 66 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:35,405 Sci-fi movies are so wrong. 67 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,307 Technology is our friend. 68 00:02:37,307 --> 00:02:39,442 You've reached Benji. Leave some love. Namaste. 69 00:02:39,442 --> 00:02:41,277 Hey, look, you haven't texted back. 70 00:02:41,277 --> 00:02:44,214 Just let me know you're okay, okay? 71 00:02:44,214 --> 00:02:48,018 That's all I ask. This is really annoying, Benji. 72 00:02:48,018 --> 00:02:51,521 [somber music] 73 00:02:51,521 --> 00:02:53,523 It is annoying. 74 00:02:53,523 --> 00:02:55,792 You're not thinking about us, you're thinking about him. 75 00:02:55,792 --> 00:02:59,295 I kind of thought I took care of that for you, Beck. 76 00:02:59,295 --> 00:03:01,364 Want to start off the class this morning? 77 00:03:01,364 --> 00:03:02,866 - Sure. - Good. 78 00:03:02,866 --> 00:03:04,534 My last T.A. was like a little mouse, 79 00:03:04,534 --> 00:03:06,069 afraid of public speaking. Oh, that's my job. 80 00:03:06,069 --> 00:03:07,637 Well, lucky us, you're good at it. 81 00:03:07,637 --> 00:03:09,706 We're still on for tomorrow, drinks, poetry? 82 00:03:09,706 --> 00:03:12,042 Nothing if not up for both of those. 83 00:03:12,042 --> 00:03:15,045 [dramatic music] 84 00:03:20,083 --> 00:03:21,518 [bells jingle] 85 00:03:21,518 --> 00:03:23,586 Hey, they came for the big day. 86 00:03:23,586 --> 00:03:25,455 Want me move them down to the basement? 87 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:27,390 No, I'll do that. Just get started on the window display. 88 00:03:27,390 --> 00:03:30,393 Oh, hey, I was thinking about making cookies for #ReleaseDay. 89 00:03:30,393 --> 00:03:32,829 Amanda Chantal Bacon has a dope recipe in "Moon Juice Cookbook: 90 00:03:32,829 --> 00:03:34,998 Cook Cosmically for Body, Beauty, and Consciousness." 91 00:03:34,998 --> 00:03:36,533 Kill me. 92 00:03:36,533 --> 00:03:37,467 Sounds great, Ethan. 93 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:38,968 Oh, and that kid is back. 94 00:03:38,968 --> 00:03:41,671 Paco? 95 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:47,744 Hey, speed reader. 96 00:03:47,744 --> 00:03:48,812 Hi, Joe. 97 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:50,447 What are you reading? 98 00:03:50,447 --> 00:03:51,915 This book about werewolves the girls in my class 99 00:03:51,915 --> 00:03:53,416 won't stop talking about. 100 00:03:53,416 --> 00:03:57,720 It's more about love stuff than werewolf stuff. 101 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,223 There should be right up here... 102 00:04:00,223 --> 00:04:03,560 Yeah, it's right here. Here, try this. 103 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,197 "Frankenstein"? 104 00:04:07,197 --> 00:04:09,499 Yeah, the monster is really cool and scary 105 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:12,035 but also not really the monster. 106 00:04:12,035 --> 00:04:14,037 What does that mean? 107 00:04:14,037 --> 00:04:15,538 Just read it. You can tell me. 108 00:04:15,538 --> 00:04:18,842 Ethan's got snacks. Set 'em up. 109 00:04:36,659 --> 00:04:39,762 Let me the hell outta here! 110 00:04:39,762 --> 00:04:41,064 Now! 111 00:04:41,064 --> 00:04:42,832 Settle down, Benji. 112 00:04:42,832 --> 00:04:43,867 Let's talk. 113 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:46,870 [dramatic music] 114 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:48,204 ♪ ♪ 115 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:51,630 Synced & corrected by MaxPayne == https://subscene.com == 116 00:04:51,808 --> 00:04:54,043 Okay, granted I didn't think too far ahead 117 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:55,778 when I swung that mallet. 118 00:04:55,778 --> 00:04:58,681 I just knew Benji was the worst kind of poison, 119 00:04:58,681 --> 00:05:00,884 the kind you know is bad but can't stop taking. 120 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:03,419 So I did what I had to do to help you, Beck. 121 00:05:03,419 --> 00:05:05,889 And now, there's an adult human male 122 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:07,323 in the basement of this bookstore. 123 00:05:07,323 --> 00:05:08,591 Somebody! 124 00:05:08,591 --> 00:05:09,792 The basement's soundproof. 125 00:05:09,792 --> 00:05:11,294 Aah! 126 00:05:11,294 --> 00:05:13,229 The owner loved to read in peace down here. 127 00:05:13,229 --> 00:05:15,165 I'm sorry. 128 00:05:15,165 --> 00:05:16,533 I told you, I don't know who you are, 129 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:18,935 I don't know why I'm here. I swear. 130 00:05:18,935 --> 00:05:21,771 Confession, I have no idea what to do with him now. 131 00:05:21,771 --> 00:05:23,940 I'm gonna give you my family lawyer's number. 132 00:05:23,940 --> 00:05:25,408 He'll get you paid. 133 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:27,110 Of course he thinks I want money. 134 00:05:27,110 --> 00:05:28,811 You know who my father is? 135 00:05:28,811 --> 00:05:31,814 Benjamin Ashby II, hedge fund manager. 136 00:05:31,814 --> 00:05:34,184 We have a jet. We'll send you anywhere in the world. 137 00:05:34,184 --> 00:05:37,754 Best case, that's somewhere far away from you, Beck. 138 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:41,324 Worst case, that ends with prison time. 139 00:05:41,324 --> 00:05:43,893 Not an option. 140 00:05:45,728 --> 00:05:48,364 It's a poppy seed bagel, extra schmear. 141 00:05:48,364 --> 00:05:51,000 Go to hell. 142 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,336 I don't eat gluten. 143 00:05:53,336 --> 00:05:55,872 It's an allergy, okay? That shit is real. 144 00:05:55,872 --> 00:05:58,875 Gluten, dairy, if I ate a peanut, I could die. 145 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:01,811 Well, gosh, whatever can I get you? 146 00:06:01,811 --> 00:06:04,781 I'd just like a bare burger wrapped in chard. 147 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:06,549 Or I could do sushi. 148 00:06:06,549 --> 00:06:07,717 Sushi? 149 00:06:07,717 --> 00:06:11,221 My diet is limited. Please? 150 00:06:12,355 --> 00:06:14,657 Whoever you are, you're not a killer. 151 00:06:14,657 --> 00:06:16,326 Oh, how I wish I was. 152 00:06:16,326 --> 00:06:18,428 This would be much less complicated. 153 00:06:18,428 --> 00:06:20,496 Let me out of here. 154 00:06:20,496 --> 00:06:23,700 I won't say anything to anyone. 155 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:26,135 He doesn't even know my name. I can figure this out. 156 00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:28,371 I'm claustrophobic. 157 00:06:28,371 --> 00:06:31,407 My blood sugar's low. 158 00:06:31,407 --> 00:06:34,410 [dramatic music] 159 00:06:34,410 --> 00:06:35,979 Is this sugar? 160 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:38,982 I found it in your wallet along with three bars of Xanax, 161 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:41,718 Adderall, half a sheet of, I think, acid, is it? 162 00:06:41,718 --> 00:06:43,319 Whatever. It's not even for me. 163 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:44,420 I network. I own a business. 164 00:06:44,420 --> 00:06:45,888 That's right, Home Soda. 165 00:06:45,888 --> 00:06:48,124 It's artisanal. It's gonna blow up. 166 00:06:48,124 --> 00:06:49,392 Is it? 167 00:06:49,392 --> 00:06:51,894 Do your investors know you do heroin? 168 00:06:51,894 --> 00:06:55,131 Or your... your father? How about your girlfriend? 169 00:06:55,131 --> 00:06:58,434 I don't have a girlfriend. 170 00:07:00,937 --> 00:07:03,306 Oh, shit! 171 00:07:03,306 --> 00:07:06,009 That's where I know you from. 172 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,313 You were in the cab! 173 00:07:10,313 --> 00:07:11,714 Beck's cab! 174 00:07:11,714 --> 00:07:13,149 She... she said your name. 175 00:07:13,149 --> 00:07:15,385 It's Jimmy. No. 176 00:07:15,385 --> 00:07:18,187 This is Joe. He literally saved my life. 177 00:07:18,187 --> 00:07:19,522 It's Joe! 178 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:22,025 Now, that's a complication. 179 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:25,094 Do not tell me that you're doing this because of Beck. 180 00:07:25,094 --> 00:07:26,362 She's not my girlfriend. 181 00:07:26,362 --> 00:07:27,764 You can have her! 182 00:07:27,764 --> 00:07:28,898 Take her! 183 00:07:28,898 --> 00:07:30,300 Careful, Benji. 184 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:31,801 Not winning any points. 185 00:07:31,801 --> 00:07:32,835 If you knew her, 186 00:07:32,835 --> 00:07:35,171 you would not be putting me in a cage 187 00:07:35,171 --> 00:07:39,142 and ruining your life over Guinevere Goddamn Beck! 188 00:07:39,142 --> 00:07:42,312 [dramatic music] 189 00:07:42,312 --> 00:07:43,346 If you want out, 190 00:07:43,346 --> 00:07:45,081 you'll do what I want. 191 00:07:45,081 --> 00:07:51,120 ♪ ♪ 192 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:53,022 The days of being with a man who doesn't value you, 193 00:07:53,022 --> 00:07:54,524 those are over. 194 00:07:54,524 --> 00:07:57,327 If we can get over the first date hump. 195 00:07:57,327 --> 00:07:58,761 [cell phone buzzes] 196 00:07:58,761 --> 00:08:01,230 Can't help it, worried about Benji. 197 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:02,965 That's why it's so crucial Benji's out of your picture. 198 00:08:02,965 --> 00:08:04,867 Please, he's off getting shit-faced. 199 00:08:04,867 --> 00:08:06,836 Or he's in some kind of trouble. 200 00:08:06,836 --> 00:08:09,372 What we have right now is just a little spark. 201 00:08:09,372 --> 00:08:11,274 Every choice is a message. 202 00:08:11,274 --> 00:08:14,110 With Candace, I always felt like I was pushing. 203 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:18,214 But now I realize, can't force it, 204 00:08:18,214 --> 00:08:20,183 the timing, the spark. [cell phone buzzes] 205 00:08:20,183 --> 00:08:22,885 So you tell me if you're too distracted, Beck. 206 00:08:22,885 --> 00:08:25,588 You decide. 207 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:28,624 Sure. Looking forward. Free at six. 208 00:08:28,624 --> 00:08:31,661 ♪ Give me a purpose ♪ 209 00:08:31,661 --> 00:08:33,963 ♪ Something I can be ♪ 210 00:08:33,963 --> 00:08:37,400 ♪ ♪ 211 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:40,436 ♪ Give me a purpose ♪ 212 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:43,706 ♪ Something I can see ♪ 213 00:08:43,706 --> 00:08:45,675 ♪ Whoa ho, ho ♪ 214 00:08:45,675 --> 00:08:48,144 So it was just one of those cheesy diaries with a lock, 215 00:08:48,144 --> 00:08:50,012 but I couldn't stop writing. 216 00:08:50,012 --> 00:08:53,750 I just... I felt better having it all down on paper, you know? 217 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:55,918 And then I did this little creative writing assignment 218 00:08:55,918 --> 00:08:57,820 and it just blew my teacher's mind. 219 00:08:57,820 --> 00:09:00,323 She acted like it was the best thing she'd...[voice fades] 220 00:09:00,323 --> 00:09:02,959 Honestly, part of me thought this date would never come, 221 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,661 and now it feels so easy, so right. 222 00:09:05,661 --> 00:09:09,198 This is how our story goes, Beck. 223 00:09:09,198 --> 00:09:11,501 And here I am. 224 00:09:11,501 --> 00:09:15,104 Sometimes you just, you do things on instinct 225 00:09:15,104 --> 00:09:18,641 because you have to, and then you scramble, you know. 226 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:22,545 Yeah, I kinda know. 227 00:09:22,545 --> 00:09:24,814 I totally didn't Google you, but if I did, 228 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:27,517 I might discover you aren't on social media. 229 00:09:27,517 --> 00:09:31,154 Fact, it renders you insanely vulnerable with zero upside. 230 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:32,688 I'm an old-fashioned guy. 231 00:09:32,688 --> 00:09:34,690 I like real life. 232 00:09:34,690 --> 00:09:36,159 What about your job? 233 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,527 Bookstore manager or... 234 00:09:37,527 --> 00:09:39,662 Or international super spy, which is... 235 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:42,698 I mean, is that your goal or... 236 00:09:44,534 --> 00:09:46,102 I know I'm in a city full of people 237 00:09:46,102 --> 00:09:48,905 with... with... with big, fat neon sign aspirations. 238 00:09:48,905 --> 00:09:52,875 And I know it's not cool to say and it's not big and flashy... 239 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:58,314 but I love books, 240 00:09:58,314 --> 00:10:03,085 and I want my life to be about what I actually love. 241 00:10:03,085 --> 00:10:05,988 Yeah, I get that. 242 00:10:07,089 --> 00:10:09,459 [cell phone rings] 243 00:10:11,127 --> 00:10:13,963 Sorry, just a second, okay? 244 00:10:13,963 --> 00:10:16,265 Yeah, go ahead. 245 00:10:16,265 --> 00:10:19,368 Hey. 246 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:22,371 Yeah, I know it's serious, Peach. 247 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:23,773 I'm the one who told you I was worried. 248 00:10:23,773 --> 00:10:27,076 Okay. Yes, I'm coming. 249 00:10:30,279 --> 00:10:33,149 I'm sorry, I have to go. 250 00:10:33,149 --> 00:10:36,219 This friend, he just... apparently he had to go meet someone 251 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:37,920 and never came back. 252 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:39,222 It's worrying. 253 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:40,723 We can pick it up some other time if you have to. 254 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,925 All right, thank you. 255 00:10:42,925 --> 00:10:44,894 I hope your friend is okay. 256 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,562 I thought I'd done it, 257 00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:48,698 gotten Benji out of our way. 258 00:10:48,698 --> 00:10:50,933 Looks like I have to finish the job. 259 00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:57,664 To figure out what to do with the poster boy 260 00:10:57,664 --> 00:10:59,566 for white male privilege in the cage, 261 00:10:59,566 --> 00:11:01,835 I need to understand who he truly is. 262 00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:05,172 And to do that, I need to know what he cares about. 263 00:11:05,172 --> 00:11:06,640 This is totally unfair. 264 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:08,142 If I knew you were gonna quiz me, 265 00:11:08,142 --> 00:11:09,877 I'd have put more recent books on the list. 266 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:12,379 So bottom line, you've never even read "On the Road." 267 00:11:12,379 --> 00:11:14,014 It's very possible to read a book 268 00:11:14,014 --> 00:11:16,917 without having to read it in the traditional manner. 269 00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:18,051 You can read about a book. 270 00:11:18,051 --> 00:11:22,256 Yeah, I get it. 271 00:11:22,256 --> 00:11:23,490 You're a fraud. 272 00:11:23,490 --> 00:11:25,425 Here, give me the stupid book. 273 00:11:25,425 --> 00:11:27,528 I'll read it right now, you sadistic prick. 274 00:11:27,528 --> 00:11:30,664 Anything to get me out of here. 275 00:11:30,664 --> 00:11:32,833 I do understand something about you now, Beck. 276 00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:36,370 You somehow think this guy is all you deserve. 277 00:11:36,370 --> 00:11:38,105 You're looking a little gray and mealy in there. 278 00:11:38,105 --> 00:11:40,507 Yeah, no shit. You stole my stash! 279 00:11:40,507 --> 00:11:43,076 I thought it wasn't for you. 280 00:11:43,076 --> 00:11:45,245 Fine. 281 00:11:45,245 --> 00:11:48,482 You happy? It's mine. I'm a chipper. 282 00:11:48,482 --> 00:11:51,618 I never do it more than three days in a row. 283 00:11:51,618 --> 00:11:52,986 And I'm quitting. 284 00:11:52,986 --> 00:11:56,390 Okay, only if you're quitting. 285 00:12:00,194 --> 00:12:03,497 [sighs] 286 00:12:05,332 --> 00:12:07,467 Doesn't work that way. 287 00:12:07,467 --> 00:12:10,771 It's only one way. 288 00:12:12,506 --> 00:12:15,375 Thank you. Thank you. 289 00:12:19,012 --> 00:12:22,349 Just one more thing. 290 00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:24,952 Password. 291 00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:28,255 [scoffs and laughs] 292 00:12:32,993 --> 00:12:34,928 Leanna. 293 00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:36,697 L-E-A-N-N-A. 294 00:12:36,697 --> 00:12:39,933 His phone lock is another girl's name, Beck. 295 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:42,803 Jesus Christ. 296 00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:44,705 [dramatic music] 297 00:12:44,705 --> 00:12:45,872 Oh, yeah. 298 00:12:45,872 --> 00:12:52,679 ♪ ♪ 299 00:12:52,679 --> 00:12:55,382 Well, he's been living a frankly off-brand life 300 00:12:55,382 --> 00:12:57,317 for a guy who markets health soda. 301 00:12:57,317 --> 00:12:59,086 Based on the evidence, 302 00:12:59,086 --> 00:13:00,554 he's not missing you when you're gone. 303 00:13:00,554 --> 00:13:02,990 You don't mean anything to him. 304 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:09,329 ♪ ♪ 305 00:13:11,898 --> 00:13:13,500 Say cheese. 306 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,068 I was worried. I called his mother. 307 00:13:15,068 --> 00:13:16,603 We were about to call the police, and he's high 308 00:13:16,603 --> 00:13:18,205 in some random shitburg in Massachusetts 309 00:13:18,205 --> 00:13:20,340 according to his geolocation. 310 00:13:20,340 --> 00:13:22,909 Don't say geolocation. You're not a stalker. 311 00:13:22,909 --> 00:13:25,012 At least we know he's fine, just being the worst. 312 00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:28,649 So we're all gonna go try that new bar tonight, right? 313 00:13:28,649 --> 00:13:29,583 In SoHo. 314 00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:31,251 You are such a lush. 315 00:13:31,251 --> 00:13:33,186 Shit, I can't go. I'm sorry. 316 00:13:33,186 --> 00:13:36,189 I'm supposed to have drinks with my thesis adviser. 317 00:13:36,189 --> 00:13:37,591 Oh. 318 00:13:37,591 --> 00:13:40,327 Ugh, scale of one to ten, how pervy? 319 00:13:40,327 --> 00:13:41,995 He won an award for a book of poems 320 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:45,532 that probably has 35 references to, like, vagina lips. 321 00:13:45,532 --> 00:13:47,601 Well, banging your professor is like a grad school 322 00:13:47,601 --> 00:13:49,036 rite of passage. Is it? 323 00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,937 Annika's like the Wikipedia page for slut, so... 324 00:13:50,937 --> 00:13:53,340 Whatever. I banged my bio professor. 325 00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:54,675 It was fine. 326 00:13:54,675 --> 00:13:56,276 Notably, I passed the class. 327 00:13:56,276 --> 00:13:57,878 You know, eyes on the prize. 328 00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,279 Ovary up, girl. 329 00:13:59,279 --> 00:14:01,715 Beck doesn't want to ovary up. 330 00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:03,617 He controls my status as a T.A. 331 00:14:03,617 --> 00:14:05,018 He could knock me out of my housing. 332 00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:07,721 Or you could not figure it out and report him. 333 00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:09,890 I think it only works that way in the movies. 334 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:13,927 Whatever. We're seeing you tomorrow. 335 00:14:13,927 --> 00:14:15,595 My party. 336 00:14:15,595 --> 00:14:19,366 Tomorrow is the anniversary of my parents' divorce. 337 00:14:19,366 --> 00:14:21,902 The party I always have to distract myself. 338 00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:24,538 Of course. Sorry. I'm coming. 339 00:14:24,538 --> 00:14:27,007 [dramatic music] 340 00:14:27,007 --> 00:14:29,376 [camera shutter clicking] 341 00:14:29,376 --> 00:14:32,846 One more line, man, come on. 342 00:14:32,846 --> 00:14:36,350 Just tell me your plan and I will help you. 343 00:14:36,350 --> 00:14:38,118 Where is she right now? 344 00:14:38,118 --> 00:14:40,187 She's partying her face off with Lynn and Annika, right? 345 00:14:40,187 --> 00:14:42,689 Actually, she's about to meet her thesis adviser, 346 00:14:42,689 --> 00:14:45,726 but glad to hear you take her seriously. 347 00:14:45,726 --> 00:14:50,397 See, this is what I'm telling you. 348 00:14:50,397 --> 00:14:53,367 You see this hardworking writer chick. 349 00:14:53,367 --> 00:14:55,102 How could you not? 350 00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:57,204 She's branded the living shit out of herself 351 00:14:57,204 --> 00:14:58,438 across the Internet. 352 00:14:58,438 --> 00:15:00,006 I want you to know, 353 00:15:00,006 --> 00:15:01,641 if I wasn't about to be late to see you, 354 00:15:01,641 --> 00:15:03,577 I would beat this guy bloody 355 00:15:03,577 --> 00:15:05,545 for the way he talks about you. 356 00:15:05,545 --> 00:15:09,583 I'm telling you, this is her thing. 357 00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:12,619 Right now, she's got on red lipstick 358 00:15:12,619 --> 00:15:16,223 and she's getting ready to work her professor hard 359 00:15:16,223 --> 00:15:18,425 for that "A." 360 00:15:18,425 --> 00:15:21,461 I'll see you later, Benji. 361 00:15:21,461 --> 00:15:23,430 Hey, come back. 362 00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:26,433 I'm hungry! 363 00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:29,436 [dramatic music] 364 00:15:29,436 --> 00:15:35,142 ♪ ♪ 365 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:36,977 There's a directness. 366 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,379 That's what's special about your work. 367 00:15:39,379 --> 00:15:41,782 So if it's not direct to the bone, cut it. 368 00:15:41,782 --> 00:15:44,818 Thanks. That's really helpful. 369 00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,954 And coming from you, it means a lot. 370 00:15:47,954 --> 00:15:51,525 A lot of people find a direct woman irresistible. 371 00:15:51,525 --> 00:15:54,428 You should lean into that in your life as well. 372 00:15:54,428 --> 00:15:57,564 Yeah, easier said than done. 373 00:15:57,564 --> 00:16:00,367 Well, you can always practice on me. 374 00:16:00,367 --> 00:16:03,470 I'm safe. [laughs] 375 00:16:03,470 --> 00:16:06,039 You really have nothing to be nervous about. 376 00:16:07,474 --> 00:16:11,144 The world is your bright red apple. 377 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:14,815 You think he writes these lines in advance like a poem? 378 00:16:17,384 --> 00:16:19,653 I wish I had your... confidence. 379 00:16:19,653 --> 00:16:25,292 Putting your work out into the world is a service. 380 00:16:25,292 --> 00:16:26,993 I'll try and remember that. 381 00:16:26,993 --> 00:16:28,962 I wouldn't tell you if you weren't talented. 382 00:16:28,962 --> 00:16:31,298 I'm happy to share all my secrets. 383 00:16:31,298 --> 00:16:35,969 So, Beck, maybe it's time to acknowledge what there is here. 384 00:16:35,969 --> 00:16:40,941 ♪ ♪ 385 00:16:44,144 --> 00:16:45,912 [chuckles] 386 00:16:45,912 --> 00:16:49,549 Don't touch me. It's not sexy, it's repulsive. 387 00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:55,155 Sorry, but this is... 388 00:16:55,155 --> 00:16:56,556 You invited me to. 389 00:16:56,556 --> 00:16:58,358 No, I didn't. 390 00:16:58,358 --> 00:17:00,126 You flirt brazenly. 391 00:17:00,126 --> 00:17:02,295 You wear clothes so sheer I can see your nipples. 392 00:17:02,295 --> 00:17:03,763 What do you call that? 393 00:17:03,763 --> 00:17:05,232 - It's crazy. - If you're gonna stay 394 00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:08,969 on the safe side of the plausible deniability zone, 395 00:17:08,969 --> 00:17:11,304 cover your tits, 396 00:17:11,304 --> 00:17:13,173 stop the blow-job eyes, 397 00:17:13,173 --> 00:17:16,643 and write... better. 398 00:17:16,643 --> 00:17:18,345 [laughs] I like you, 399 00:17:18,345 --> 00:17:20,046 but clearly you're overworked. 400 00:17:20,046 --> 00:17:24,117 It's only right to release you from the T.A. position. 401 00:17:24,117 --> 00:17:25,218 No. No, please. 402 00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:28,421 Get some rest. 403 00:17:28,421 --> 00:17:30,023 You're right to be angry. 404 00:17:30,023 --> 00:17:33,693 Some things can't just be allowed to be. 405 00:17:33,693 --> 00:17:36,663 Something has to be done about someone like him. 406 00:17:36,663 --> 00:17:39,666 [dramatic music] 407 00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:44,571 ♪ ♪ 408 00:17:44,571 --> 00:17:47,240 [cell phone rings] 409 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:51,978 ♪ ♪ 410 00:17:51,978 --> 00:17:53,146 Hello. 411 00:17:53,146 --> 00:17:55,882 Hey, where are you? 412 00:17:55,882 --> 00:17:57,918 I'm in the Village. 413 00:17:57,918 --> 00:18:01,955 Maybe we can finish our talk. 414 00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:05,158 Yeah, I'll be there in 15. 415 00:18:05,158 --> 00:18:05,725 ♪ ♪ 416 00:18:15,242 --> 00:18:18,979 ♪ Slow me down ♪ 417 00:18:18,979 --> 00:18:20,681 Are you staring at my lipstick? 418 00:18:20,681 --> 00:18:21,949 No, no. No, I'm not. 419 00:18:21,949 --> 00:18:23,383 I'm not. No, it's just different. 420 00:18:23,383 --> 00:18:26,787 No, I just... I wanted to try something new, 421 00:18:26,787 --> 00:18:29,056 but you're right, it's not really me. 422 00:18:29,056 --> 00:18:31,024 So why did you call me? 423 00:18:31,024 --> 00:18:33,593 I don't know. Spontaneous impulse. 424 00:18:33,593 --> 00:18:35,629 That's okay. You'll learn you can tell me anything. 425 00:18:35,629 --> 00:18:37,130 We cut it short last time because a friend of yours, 426 00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:38,532 he was missing, right? 427 00:18:38,532 --> 00:18:41,601 Oh, God, he's fine. He's just an idiot. 428 00:18:41,601 --> 00:18:43,737 Agree with you there, but you want to keep it light. 429 00:18:43,737 --> 00:18:45,272 I can do that. 430 00:18:45,272 --> 00:18:48,342 Okay, this couple here coming in the door, 431 00:18:48,342 --> 00:18:50,644 what do you think, first date? 432 00:18:50,644 --> 00:18:54,481 Third. She's not sure she wants to seal the deal. 433 00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:56,116 Hmm. 434 00:18:56,116 --> 00:18:58,852 And those two. 435 00:18:58,852 --> 00:19:00,721 Where? 436 00:19:00,721 --> 00:19:01,989 Brink of divorce. 437 00:19:01,989 --> 00:19:05,592 Ooh, that's cold. 438 00:19:05,592 --> 00:19:08,261 Okay. 439 00:19:09,963 --> 00:19:11,631 Oh, that's easy. 440 00:19:11,631 --> 00:19:15,135 It's us in 30 years. 441 00:19:15,135 --> 00:19:17,137 And that was way too much. 442 00:19:17,137 --> 00:19:18,805 I love that. 443 00:19:18,805 --> 00:19:21,308 [laughs] 444 00:19:21,308 --> 00:19:23,243 Wow, you're in super good shape for an old guy. 445 00:19:23,243 --> 00:19:25,712 Thank you, and you, if I may say, 446 00:19:25,712 --> 00:19:28,648 are hot as ever. 447 00:19:28,648 --> 00:19:30,250 But in a dignified, age-appropriate away. 448 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:33,587 It's all the yoga. It keeps me young. 449 00:19:36,857 --> 00:19:39,693 To be honest, Joe, I'm so happy 450 00:19:39,693 --> 00:19:42,162 that you could come tonight. 451 00:19:42,162 --> 00:19:43,663 It's been the worst day. 452 00:19:43,663 --> 00:19:46,800 My thesis adviser, he made a pass at me. 453 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,035 Oh, you're kidding. 454 00:19:48,035 --> 00:19:49,803 The most embarrassing part is 455 00:19:49,803 --> 00:19:52,873 I actually thought he believed in me and my work. 456 00:19:52,873 --> 00:19:54,374 This isn't your fault. 457 00:19:54,374 --> 00:19:56,643 Yeah, but dumb shit like this happens all the time. 458 00:19:56,643 --> 00:19:59,479 I'm starting to think I'm some kind of magnet 459 00:19:59,479 --> 00:20:03,250 for, like, dudes with serious issues. 460 00:20:04,785 --> 00:20:07,821 So what are you gonna do about your thesis adviser? 461 00:20:07,821 --> 00:20:10,123 I don't know. Get through it. 462 00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:15,295 I believe in you. 463 00:20:19,199 --> 00:20:21,568 Hey, do you want to come to a party with me tomorrow? 464 00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:23,437 Already booking our next date. 465 00:20:23,437 --> 00:20:26,940 It's at a friend, Peach Salinger's. 466 00:20:26,940 --> 00:20:28,608 Like J.D. Salinger? 467 00:20:28,608 --> 00:20:29,843 I mean, yes. 468 00:20:29,843 --> 00:20:31,111 Whoa! Wow. 469 00:20:31,111 --> 00:20:32,913 But she doesn't like to talk about it. 470 00:20:32,913 --> 00:20:34,247 And she's a sweetheart. 471 00:20:34,247 --> 00:20:36,883 Her family's just a little, you know? 472 00:20:36,883 --> 00:20:38,852 Yeah, whose isn't? 473 00:20:38,852 --> 00:20:43,723 ♪ Play the game if I know that the score don't exist ♪ 474 00:20:43,723 --> 00:20:47,828 ♪ I played it off like I'm a winner ♪ 475 00:20:47,828 --> 00:20:50,130 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 476 00:20:50,130 --> 00:20:52,966 Mm. I like yours better. 477 00:20:52,966 --> 00:20:56,570 ♪ ♪ 478 00:20:56,570 --> 00:20:58,538 Well, let's give thanks to our lord Stephen King, 479 00:20:58,538 --> 00:21:00,307 who bestoweth books so that our bookstores 480 00:21:00,307 --> 00:21:02,843 in third dimensional locations may live. 481 00:21:02,843 --> 00:21:06,046 It's cool how you get in the monster's POV. 482 00:21:06,046 --> 00:21:08,248 You understand why he does stuff. 483 00:21:08,248 --> 00:21:10,584 Almost like it's... 484 00:21:10,584 --> 00:21:11,985 Justified? 485 00:21:11,985 --> 00:21:14,087 Yeah, but then it's weird, 486 00:21:14,087 --> 00:21:15,655 'cause he's bad but not all bad. 487 00:21:15,655 --> 00:21:17,390 Quick Twitter break for Benj. 488 00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:18,859 Maybe Dr. Frankenstein's the bad one 489 00:21:18,859 --> 00:21:22,729 for even making him, right? 490 00:21:22,729 --> 00:21:25,532 Well, I think it's open to your interpretation. 491 00:21:25,532 --> 00:21:27,701 You ready? 492 00:21:29,002 --> 00:21:32,072 Let's do it then. Release the kraken! 493 00:21:32,072 --> 00:21:34,441 Hey, come on in. Hey, good morning. 494 00:21:34,441 --> 00:21:36,776 Cookies, homemade, not just for me. 495 00:21:36,776 --> 00:21:39,012 Get a book. 496 00:21:39,012 --> 00:21:42,716 Thank you so much. Your receipt is in the book. 497 00:21:42,716 --> 00:21:44,484 Whoa, we need another box already. 498 00:21:44,484 --> 00:21:46,119 Ethan, can you watch the register for a second? 499 00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:47,354 Kid ran down to the basement to get it. 500 00:21:47,354 --> 00:21:49,022 I'm an idiot. What? No. 501 00:21:49,022 --> 00:21:50,223 Yeah, I saw him grab the key. 502 00:21:50,223 --> 00:21:51,725 [dramatic music] 503 00:21:51,725 --> 00:21:52,726 Paco! 504 00:21:52,726 --> 00:21:59,799 ♪ ♪ 505 00:22:04,538 --> 00:22:07,107 Paco! 506 00:22:07,107 --> 00:22:08,275 What did I say? 507 00:22:08,275 --> 00:22:09,643 I'm sorry. 508 00:22:09,643 --> 00:22:11,178 I told you not to come down here. 509 00:22:11,178 --> 00:22:12,746 I just wanted to grab a book. 510 00:22:12,746 --> 00:22:14,514 Don't be an idiot! Why would you do that? 511 00:22:14,514 --> 00:22:15,715 - I'm sorry. - Why? 512 00:22:15,715 --> 00:22:22,789 ♪ ♪ 513 00:22:25,258 --> 00:22:28,562 ♪ Even when I dream about the best things in life ♪ 514 00:22:28,562 --> 00:22:31,965 So what happened with you and Professor Vaj Lips? 515 00:22:31,965 --> 00:22:34,434 Let's just say I better find a better job 516 00:22:34,434 --> 00:22:35,769 or some kind of housing or... 517 00:22:35,769 --> 00:22:38,505 I don't know. 518 00:22:38,505 --> 00:22:39,706 [sighs] 519 00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:43,410 Okay, enough of this shit. 520 00:22:43,410 --> 00:22:46,279 Peach, no. I can't... I can't accept it. 521 00:22:46,279 --> 00:22:47,714 Stop. 522 00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:51,351 It's just first, last, and a deposit, okay. 523 00:22:53,286 --> 00:22:55,155 Don't be so noble, okay. 524 00:22:55,155 --> 00:22:57,557 Just take the check and stop stressing. 525 00:22:57,557 --> 00:22:59,659 Here. 526 00:23:07,234 --> 00:23:09,269 Jesus Christ. 527 00:23:09,269 --> 00:23:12,505 If you want to kill me, what the hell are you waiting for? 528 00:23:12,505 --> 00:23:15,108 Why would I want to kill him? 529 00:23:15,108 --> 00:23:16,643 Who wants to kill people? 530 00:23:16,643 --> 00:23:18,044 Three cups, 531 00:23:18,044 --> 00:23:20,313 one is your brand, Home Soda. 532 00:23:20,313 --> 00:23:21,915 It's the best, right? 533 00:23:21,915 --> 00:23:23,316 So prove it. 534 00:23:23,316 --> 00:23:24,718 Tell me which one it is. 535 00:23:24,718 --> 00:23:26,920 If I get this right, I get a fix? 536 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,923 If you get this right, 537 00:23:29,923 --> 00:23:32,659 I'll let you out. 538 00:23:36,963 --> 00:23:39,966 [somber music] 539 00:23:39,966 --> 00:23:46,539 ♪ ♪ 540 00:23:46,539 --> 00:23:47,941 I need a palate cleanser. 541 00:23:47,941 --> 00:23:49,809 Cup two. 542 00:23:49,809 --> 00:23:55,615 ♪ ♪ 543 00:23:55,615 --> 00:23:57,117 Three. 544 00:23:57,117 --> 00:24:04,190 ♪ ♪ 545 00:24:05,025 --> 00:24:08,161 One, two, or three? 546 00:24:08,161 --> 00:24:10,430 I don't know. 547 00:24:10,430 --> 00:24:12,732 [dramatic music] 548 00:24:12,732 --> 00:24:15,568 Wait! None of them, okay! 549 00:24:15,568 --> 00:24:18,238 They all taste like stale, cheap drugstore soda. 550 00:24:18,238 --> 00:24:21,441 They're not mine. 551 00:24:21,441 --> 00:24:22,809 They're all yours. 552 00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:24,210 That's bullshit! 553 00:24:24,210 --> 00:24:27,147 Home Soda is, obviously. 554 00:24:27,147 --> 00:24:29,549 Let me out of here! 555 00:24:29,549 --> 00:24:31,518 Let me out of here! 556 00:24:31,518 --> 00:24:34,587 You psychopath! 557 00:24:34,587 --> 00:24:38,825 [somber music] 558 00:24:38,825 --> 00:24:40,593 Fine! 559 00:24:40,593 --> 00:24:43,496 You win! I lose! 560 00:24:43,496 --> 00:24:45,598 We all lose. 561 00:24:45,598 --> 00:24:49,936 What am I gonna do with this lying sack of shit, Beck? 562 00:24:49,936 --> 00:24:52,038 You want Beck, right? 563 00:24:53,340 --> 00:24:55,608 Let's... let's be clear. 564 00:24:55,608 --> 00:24:59,446 She does not want to be with a guy like you. 565 00:24:59,446 --> 00:25:01,681 I can help you. 566 00:25:01,681 --> 00:25:04,918 No. Actually, she invited me to a party tonight. 567 00:25:04,918 --> 00:25:06,186 To Peach Salinger's. 568 00:25:06,186 --> 00:25:09,823 A Salinger party, oh, Joe. 569 00:25:09,823 --> 00:25:12,826 She... she's taking you to add texture. 570 00:25:12,826 --> 00:25:14,561 She wants to seem interesting, 571 00:25:14,561 --> 00:25:17,230 like she hangs out with real folk. 572 00:25:17,230 --> 00:25:19,132 She's deep, she's an artist. 573 00:25:19,132 --> 00:25:20,734 Truth? 574 00:25:20,734 --> 00:25:22,969 Beck will always leave someone like you 575 00:25:22,969 --> 00:25:25,405 for someone who can take her places. 576 00:25:25,405 --> 00:25:27,507 We never made it to a single party 577 00:25:27,507 --> 00:25:29,476 'cause she couldn't jump on me fast enough. 578 00:25:29,476 --> 00:25:32,579 She's playing you for a chump, my friend. 579 00:25:32,579 --> 00:25:35,849 [dramatic music] 580 00:25:35,849 --> 00:25:37,617 [laughs] 581 00:25:37,617 --> 00:25:39,719 So yeah, it was really bad. 582 00:25:39,719 --> 00:25:42,555 Basically, food poisoning is the reason why 583 00:25:42,555 --> 00:25:44,124 Peach and I are friends. 584 00:25:44,124 --> 00:25:45,759 Puke does bond you. 585 00:25:45,759 --> 00:25:47,527 She show you her ladle? 586 00:25:47,527 --> 00:25:49,028 She's got this red kitchen ladle. 587 00:25:49,028 --> 00:25:50,897 It's a whole call-you-daddy, spank me thing. 588 00:25:50,897 --> 00:25:53,333 She's kinky as shit with me 589 00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:55,402 because I'm loaded. 590 00:25:55,402 --> 00:25:57,203 Not you 'cause... 'cause who are you? 591 00:25:57,203 --> 00:25:59,906 So hopefully nothing gastrointestinal happens, 592 00:25:59,906 --> 00:26:04,244 but I do hope you guys like each other. 593 00:26:04,244 --> 00:26:06,946 [sighs] 594 00:26:06,946 --> 00:26:08,982 [dramatic music] 595 00:26:08,982 --> 00:26:10,750 You want to change that. 596 00:26:10,750 --> 00:26:13,186 You need me. 597 00:26:13,186 --> 00:26:16,589 ♪ ♪ 598 00:26:16,589 --> 00:26:18,558 Shit. 599 00:26:24,897 --> 00:26:28,167 One look and I can tell you, not my crowd. 600 00:26:28,167 --> 00:26:32,938 What they are is everything Benji claims you want to be. 601 00:26:32,938 --> 00:26:34,239 Beckalish. 602 00:26:34,239 --> 00:26:35,774 Hi. 603 00:26:35,774 --> 00:26:37,176 Hey. 604 00:26:37,176 --> 00:26:38,777 Mwah, mwah. 605 00:26:38,777 --> 00:26:40,078 Here you go. Thank you. 606 00:26:40,078 --> 00:26:41,947 Is this Joseph? 607 00:26:41,947 --> 00:26:43,115 Joe. 608 00:26:43,115 --> 00:26:44,383 Am I just texture here, Beck? 609 00:26:44,383 --> 00:26:46,318 Now, Joseph... 610 00:26:46,318 --> 00:26:47,719 Just... just Joe. 611 00:26:47,719 --> 00:26:49,354 I'm gonna have to borrow our friend here. 612 00:26:49,354 --> 00:26:51,723 So make yourself at home. Everyone here is friendly. 613 00:26:51,723 --> 00:26:54,226 Brown people don't bite. 614 00:26:55,527 --> 00:26:57,663 Alumni. 615 00:27:00,098 --> 00:27:01,200 Where'd you go? 616 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,135 I didn't. 617 00:27:03,135 --> 00:27:04,503 Hmm. 618 00:27:04,503 --> 00:27:06,438 Come on. 619 00:27:06,438 --> 00:27:10,142 ♪ You got the bends your time was spent ♪ 620 00:27:10,142 --> 00:27:12,244 ♪ Wasting away ♪ 621 00:27:12,244 --> 00:27:16,482 ♪ Tasting the days of cold comet chemicals ♪ 622 00:27:16,482 --> 00:27:18,083 I blacked out. 623 00:27:18,083 --> 00:27:21,520 Annika Atwater, rich and #carefree, 624 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,122 building a brand as a body positive influencer, 625 00:27:24,122 --> 00:27:25,824 which seems to involve 626 00:27:25,824 --> 00:27:28,694 wearing a lot of free stuff on Instagram. 627 00:27:28,694 --> 00:27:31,797 Lynn Lieser, publicist, # cocktaillover. 628 00:27:31,797 --> 00:27:33,699 Daughter of a surgeon and tech CEO, adopted, 629 00:27:33,699 --> 00:27:37,269 and has all the smugness, none of the angst. 630 00:27:37,269 --> 00:27:43,542 ♪ ♪ 631 00:27:45,410 --> 00:27:48,413 [somber music] 632 00:27:48,413 --> 00:27:55,487 ♪ ♪ 633 00:28:11,436 --> 00:28:13,405 If you have a full set, each one of them is worth 634 00:28:13,405 --> 00:28:15,607 three times as much for a collector. 635 00:28:15,607 --> 00:28:17,676 You've read that one? 636 00:28:17,676 --> 00:28:20,579 Just the first one. 637 00:28:20,579 --> 00:28:23,882 Typical. 638 00:28:25,884 --> 00:28:29,187 You think I need some illiterate working in my shop? 639 00:28:30,689 --> 00:28:32,457 No, hey. 640 00:28:32,457 --> 00:28:33,825 If you want to work in this shop, 641 00:28:33,825 --> 00:28:36,862 you learn the value of these books. 642 00:28:36,862 --> 00:28:38,797 Mr. Mooney, please. 643 00:28:38,797 --> 00:28:41,867 Everything you need is in there. 644 00:28:41,867 --> 00:28:43,402 - Please! - Joseph. 645 00:28:43,402 --> 00:28:46,038 There you are. 646 00:28:47,339 --> 00:28:49,074 It's Joe, just Joe. 647 00:28:49,074 --> 00:28:51,743 This is a lovely collection, Peaches. 648 00:28:51,743 --> 00:28:54,346 It's Peach, and, I mean, you've 649 00:28:54,346 --> 00:28:57,683 probably read more of these books than I have. 650 00:28:57,683 --> 00:29:00,319 A good salesman has to know his product, right? 651 00:29:01,853 --> 00:29:06,191 So you met Beck at a book shop, right? 652 00:29:06,191 --> 00:29:07,893 That's right. 653 00:29:07,893 --> 00:29:10,095 Only in New York. 654 00:29:10,095 --> 00:29:11,663 And then you just happened to meet again. 655 00:29:11,663 --> 00:29:15,200 Casual tone, detective eyes. 656 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,868 Well, it's lucky we did. 657 00:29:16,868 --> 00:29:19,471 She was on the tracks at the time. 658 00:29:19,471 --> 00:29:21,139 So I heard. 659 00:29:21,139 --> 00:29:22,874 Oh, God, thank goodness for you. 660 00:29:22,874 --> 00:29:26,345 I mean, being in Greenpoint of all places 661 00:29:26,345 --> 00:29:30,215 at the very right moment. 662 00:29:32,818 --> 00:29:35,320 Oh, it's time for the toast. 663 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,323 [Anoraak's "Figure"] 664 00:29:38,323 --> 00:29:43,462 ♪ ♪ 665 00:29:43,462 --> 00:29:47,199 ♪ Nothing to fear about me, darling ♪ 666 00:29:47,199 --> 00:29:49,167 ♪ ♪ 667 00:29:49,167 --> 00:29:50,936 So in the time I was in there, 668 00:29:50,936 --> 00:29:53,572 you attract Benji 2.0. 669 00:29:53,572 --> 00:29:55,707 Peach looks thrilled. 670 00:29:55,707 --> 00:29:57,309 Are you thrilled? 671 00:29:57,309 --> 00:29:59,611 What do you want? 672 00:29:59,611 --> 00:30:03,815 ♪ ♪ 673 00:30:03,815 --> 00:30:06,251 ♪ We'll figure it out ♪ 674 00:30:06,251 --> 00:30:09,821 ♪ ♪ 675 00:30:09,821 --> 00:30:11,990 So which Beck are you? 676 00:30:11,990 --> 00:30:15,160 The one I see or the one Benji does? 677 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:20,432 ♪ ♪ 678 00:30:20,432 --> 00:30:22,401 Hey, stranger. 679 00:30:22,401 --> 00:30:24,569 How are you holding up? 680 00:30:24,569 --> 00:30:26,872 Having fun? 681 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,009 [sighs] 682 00:30:31,009 --> 00:30:34,146 Beck. 683 00:30:35,213 --> 00:30:38,884 Why did you bring me here? 684 00:30:38,884 --> 00:30:42,154 I don't know. I thought it could be fun? 685 00:30:42,154 --> 00:30:44,756 I don't think I have a lot in common 686 00:30:44,756 --> 00:30:47,826 with your other friends. 687 00:30:47,826 --> 00:30:50,262 I like that about you. 688 00:30:52,798 --> 00:30:54,766 I always think I'm gonna love these things, 689 00:30:54,766 --> 00:30:56,635 yet somehow never do. 690 00:30:56,635 --> 00:30:58,704 Then why did we come? 691 00:30:58,704 --> 00:31:01,640 It's been this way since Brown. 692 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,242 Just feels like I'm getting sucked in 693 00:31:04,242 --> 00:31:06,378 and I could just be me, 694 00:31:06,378 --> 00:31:09,915 yet that somehow never feels quite good enough. 695 00:31:09,915 --> 00:31:12,651 You know, I stole this dress to fit in, 696 00:31:12,651 --> 00:31:13,852 which is pathetic. 697 00:31:13,852 --> 00:31:15,253 I don't know about that. 698 00:31:15,253 --> 00:31:17,022 Yeah, not as pathetic as the fact that Peach 699 00:31:17,022 --> 00:31:18,724 wrote me a check to keep me afloat, 700 00:31:18,724 --> 00:31:21,727 which I don't want to cash but now I have to. 701 00:31:24,696 --> 00:31:27,966 Look, if you're not one of them, 702 00:31:27,966 --> 00:31:30,802 it's just 'cause stuff didn't just get handed to you. 703 00:31:30,802 --> 00:31:32,237 It didn't. 704 00:31:32,237 --> 00:31:33,939 Right, and when it's like that, 705 00:31:33,939 --> 00:31:38,210 sometimes, to survive... 706 00:31:38,210 --> 00:31:42,981 you have to show some teeth. 707 00:31:42,981 --> 00:31:47,185 And I'm guessing that yours are pretty sharp. 708 00:31:54,292 --> 00:31:57,028 [groans] 709 00:31:57,028 --> 00:31:59,564 I'm glad we met, glad we're friends. 710 00:31:59,564 --> 00:32:01,965 For the love of Christ. 711 00:32:09,064 --> 00:32:11,533 Joe? I know that voice. 712 00:32:11,533 --> 00:32:14,069 Joe Goldberg? 713 00:32:14,069 --> 00:32:16,639 Maddie Johnson. I'm Candace's friend. 714 00:32:16,639 --> 00:32:19,108 Great, a little soon for you to hear this, Beck, 715 00:32:19,108 --> 00:32:20,276 but here we go. 716 00:32:20,276 --> 00:32:22,544 Wow, Maddie, that's crazy. 717 00:32:22,544 --> 00:32:24,046 It's so good to see you. 718 00:32:24,046 --> 00:32:25,347 This is Beck. 719 00:32:25,347 --> 00:32:27,683 Hey. 720 00:32:27,683 --> 00:32:30,920 So I heard about you and Candace. 721 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,821 You know, I thought we were pretty happy, 722 00:32:32,821 --> 00:32:36,425 but she thought she could be happier with some guy in Rome. 723 00:32:36,425 --> 00:32:39,295 So you know, I get it. She's following her bliss. 724 00:32:39,295 --> 00:32:42,498 It's just how she left so suddenly. 725 00:32:44,533 --> 00:32:46,101 I mean, we were all kind of hurt. 726 00:32:46,101 --> 00:32:48,904 Would you excuse us? My Uber is here. 727 00:32:48,904 --> 00:32:50,205 It was nice to meet you. 728 00:32:50,205 --> 00:32:53,475 Sorry. It was good to see you, Maddie. 729 00:32:56,278 --> 00:33:00,015 I just felt like that needed to be over. 730 00:33:00,015 --> 00:33:03,218 Let's get you home. 731 00:33:07,923 --> 00:33:09,458 Be here for Paco. 732 00:33:09,458 --> 00:33:12,328 What could he possibly need from me? 733 00:33:12,328 --> 00:33:14,730 He needs someone who isn't drunk, Ron, how about that? 734 00:33:14,730 --> 00:33:16,565 [loud thud] 735 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,937 What the hell is wrong with you, punching a wall? 736 00:33:21,937 --> 00:33:24,974 [indistinct] solve our problems. 737 00:33:24,974 --> 00:33:27,309 I'm sorry. 738 00:33:27,309 --> 00:33:28,310 It's okay. 739 00:33:28,310 --> 00:33:29,878 It's not okay to yell. 740 00:33:29,878 --> 00:33:31,747 Grown-ups do it all the time. 741 00:33:31,747 --> 00:33:32,848 Grown-ups are assholes. 742 00:33:32,848 --> 00:33:34,817 [arguing continues] 743 00:33:34,817 --> 00:33:38,320 Some people used to yell at me, too, you know. 744 00:33:39,455 --> 00:33:42,791 And I don't want to be like them. 745 00:33:42,791 --> 00:33:44,093 I got you something. 746 00:33:44,093 --> 00:33:47,096 [somber music] 747 00:33:47,096 --> 00:33:54,169 ♪ ♪ 748 00:33:55,404 --> 00:33:59,441 I can't take this in the house. 749 00:33:59,441 --> 00:34:00,442 Ron. 750 00:34:00,442 --> 00:34:04,380 ♪ ♪ 751 00:34:04,380 --> 00:34:05,981 So all the bathrooms in the building 752 00:34:05,981 --> 00:34:07,583 have the same kind of ceiling. 753 00:34:07,583 --> 00:34:09,485 So go in the bathroom. 754 00:34:09,485 --> 00:34:13,589 The ceiling tiles around the vent move if you push them. 755 00:34:13,589 --> 00:34:15,657 So you push one... [clicks tongue] 756 00:34:15,657 --> 00:34:20,229 Pop the book in there, slide it closed. 757 00:34:20,229 --> 00:34:22,631 Like a secret hiding place. 758 00:34:22,631 --> 00:34:24,767 Cool. 759 00:34:24,767 --> 00:34:26,568 Thank you. 760 00:34:26,568 --> 00:34:29,038 Mm-hmm. 761 00:34:29,038 --> 00:34:31,673 Have a good night, Paco. 762 00:34:34,009 --> 00:34:36,945 If you want it, it's here. 763 00:34:36,945 --> 00:34:44,019 ♪ ♪ 764 00:34:50,459 --> 00:34:53,328 You are not responsible for my feelings, 765 00:34:53,328 --> 00:34:55,831 I am, but for the record, 766 00:34:55,831 --> 00:35:00,469 I feel like congealed, day-old egg rolls right about now. 767 00:35:00,469 --> 00:35:03,739 What was the point of taking me to that party? 768 00:35:03,739 --> 00:35:05,607 Benji was right. 769 00:35:05,607 --> 00:35:06,909 Benji! 770 00:35:06,909 --> 00:35:09,912 [dramatic music] 771 00:35:09,912 --> 00:35:16,985 ♪ ♪ 772 00:35:17,119 --> 00:35:20,422 [yelling] 773 00:35:26,762 --> 00:35:28,864 Honestly, I get how he feels. 774 00:35:28,864 --> 00:35:31,100 You left me here to die! 775 00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:32,835 You left me here to die! 776 00:35:32,835 --> 00:35:36,238 [cries] 777 00:35:36,238 --> 00:35:39,541 Enough of this, just kill me! 778 00:35:52,087 --> 00:35:55,324 Hi. [clears throat] 779 00:35:55,324 --> 00:35:57,593 I... 780 00:35:57,593 --> 00:36:01,096 I just... I want to ask you to please reconsider. 781 00:36:01,096 --> 00:36:04,800 I need the T.A. job. 782 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,236 I need housing. 783 00:36:07,236 --> 00:36:11,306 Can we maybe discuss placing me with another adviser? 784 00:36:12,341 --> 00:36:14,042 It's the middle of the term. 785 00:36:14,042 --> 00:36:16,845 I know. 786 00:36:16,845 --> 00:36:19,348 Inconvenient, but it's... 787 00:36:19,348 --> 00:36:22,184 It's really important. 788 00:36:22,184 --> 00:36:24,486 I wish you the best. 789 00:36:24,486 --> 00:36:27,990 But I really can't, in good conscience, do that. 790 00:36:27,990 --> 00:36:31,193 I understand. 791 00:36:43,739 --> 00:36:45,607 So I... 792 00:36:45,607 --> 00:36:48,677 I guess I'm realizing I have no choice... 793 00:36:48,677 --> 00:36:51,713 [dramatic music] 794 00:36:51,713 --> 00:36:56,385 ♪ ♪ 795 00:36:56,385 --> 00:36:59,254 But to share this. 796 00:37:01,757 --> 00:37:04,226 And that is? 797 00:37:04,226 --> 00:37:07,362 Well, it can fit in one tweet. 798 00:37:07,362 --> 00:37:10,232 A list of six women who have a story about you. 799 00:37:10,232 --> 00:37:12,801 Not hard to find, didn't take much asking around. 800 00:37:12,801 --> 00:37:13,902 What's the term again, 801 00:37:13,902 --> 00:37:16,205 harassment or misconduct? 802 00:37:16,205 --> 00:37:17,839 Anyway, they were too scared to come forward, 803 00:37:17,839 --> 00:37:21,710 but then we realized it's harder to dismiss seven women 804 00:37:21,710 --> 00:37:23,545 with the same story. 805 00:37:23,545 --> 00:37:26,448 That's not possible. 806 00:37:26,448 --> 00:37:27,849 I've done nothing inappropriate. 807 00:37:27,849 --> 00:37:30,352 You want to make yourself a public liar? 808 00:37:30,352 --> 00:37:32,854 That actually would sink your career. 809 00:37:32,854 --> 00:37:35,924 Blackmail is not something you live down. 810 00:37:35,924 --> 00:37:39,094 ♪ ♪ 811 00:37:39,094 --> 00:37:40,495 You're trying to call my bluff, 812 00:37:40,495 --> 00:37:43,031 but I'm not bluffing. 813 00:37:43,031 --> 00:37:45,867 So your call. 814 00:37:45,867 --> 00:37:52,407 ♪ ♪ 815 00:37:52,407 --> 00:37:55,043 I've had a lot of time to think in here. 816 00:37:55,043 --> 00:37:58,146 You're right. 817 00:37:58,146 --> 00:38:02,484 I am a fraud. 818 00:38:02,484 --> 00:38:07,022 I've done things worse than you. 819 00:38:07,022 --> 00:38:10,058 And that's how I know, Joe, 820 00:38:10,058 --> 00:38:11,827 you're not a killer. 821 00:38:11,827 --> 00:38:14,830 [dramatic music] 822 00:38:14,830 --> 00:38:16,398 ♪ ♪ 823 00:38:16,398 --> 00:38:19,868 I want to tell you something. 824 00:38:19,868 --> 00:38:22,070 And once I tell you, 825 00:38:22,070 --> 00:38:24,039 I'll know your worst secret. 826 00:38:24,039 --> 00:38:27,442 You'll know mine. 827 00:38:27,442 --> 00:38:30,912 Then you can let me go. 828 00:38:30,912 --> 00:38:33,649 ♪ ♪ 829 00:38:38,677 --> 00:38:40,379 [laughs] [indistinct chatter] 830 00:38:40,379 --> 00:38:42,314 Yeah! We thought this group was strong. 831 00:38:42,314 --> 00:38:45,351 A lot of interesting stuff in Benji's nightstand. 832 00:38:45,351 --> 00:38:47,052 But he was right. 833 00:38:47,052 --> 00:38:50,089 The thumb drive is by far the most interesting. 834 00:38:50,089 --> 00:38:53,025 It started out your standard issue frat hazing, 835 00:38:53,025 --> 00:38:56,395 but a certain intensity kicked in. 836 00:38:56,395 --> 00:38:57,830 [laughter] 837 00:38:57,830 --> 00:39:00,433 Then the coke or the homophobia. 838 00:39:00,433 --> 00:39:01,700 Teach this bitch a lesson. 839 00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:03,102 Teach him a lesson! 840 00:39:03,102 --> 00:39:04,470 They all stood there, 841 00:39:04,470 --> 00:39:06,372 laughing. 842 00:39:06,372 --> 00:39:08,207 And Benji... Whoo! 843 00:39:08,207 --> 00:39:10,476 Was the worst because he stood there 844 00:39:10,476 --> 00:39:11,844 holding the camera. 845 00:39:11,844 --> 00:39:13,813 Dumbass, wake up, dumbass! 846 00:39:13,813 --> 00:39:15,381 [laughs] 847 00:39:15,381 --> 00:39:17,550 Oh, shit! 848 00:39:17,550 --> 00:39:19,018 Their parents made it go away, 849 00:39:19,018 --> 00:39:21,987 but Benji kept a copy of the video, 850 00:39:21,987 --> 00:39:23,823 I assume, to hold over friends' heads. 851 00:39:23,823 --> 00:39:26,759 Instead, I get to hold it over Benji's. 852 00:39:26,759 --> 00:39:28,494 And he doesn't deserve it, 853 00:39:28,494 --> 00:39:30,629 but he's right. 854 00:39:30,629 --> 00:39:33,432 It is enough to buy his freedom. 855 00:39:33,432 --> 00:39:37,603 [dramatic music] 856 00:39:43,175 --> 00:39:45,578 Should I have changed the subject on that balcony, 857 00:39:45,578 --> 00:39:47,279 tried to kiss you sooner? 858 00:39:47,279 --> 00:39:49,915 It's not fair how easy it is to kill a spark. 859 00:39:49,915 --> 00:39:52,151 It's a miracle love ever happens. 860 00:39:52,151 --> 00:39:53,285 If it's not a myth. 861 00:39:53,285 --> 00:39:55,221 Hi. 862 00:39:55,221 --> 00:39:59,658 Thanks to you, I showed that professor some teeth. 863 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,029 And? 864 00:40:05,831 --> 00:40:06,665 What's that? 865 00:40:06,665 --> 00:40:09,134 A thank-you doughnut. 866 00:40:09,134 --> 00:40:10,569 It worked. 867 00:40:10,569 --> 00:40:12,671 Hmm. 868 00:40:12,671 --> 00:40:14,440 That's good. I'm glad. I mean, I was worried. 869 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,475 You were right and I have housing 870 00:40:16,475 --> 00:40:17,743 and can rip Peach's check up 871 00:40:17,743 --> 00:40:21,580 and generally live to fight another day. 872 00:40:21,580 --> 00:40:24,283 And I wouldn't have had the guts if you hadn't... 873 00:40:24,283 --> 00:40:26,218 So really, thank you. 874 00:40:26,218 --> 00:40:28,854 All I want to do is help, Beck. 875 00:40:28,854 --> 00:40:31,724 I mean, you saw something in me 876 00:40:31,724 --> 00:40:34,627 and, God, not everyone gets why I'm here 877 00:40:34,627 --> 00:40:36,228 and what being a writer means. 878 00:40:36,228 --> 00:40:38,531 It's the most... I mean, it's the only important thing. 879 00:40:38,531 --> 00:40:43,802 And... and you helped me to not lose it. 880 00:40:45,971 --> 00:40:49,842 Aren't you gonna look, see if I guessed the right flavor? 881 00:40:53,979 --> 00:40:56,949 No bullshit, classic, even old-school, 882 00:40:56,949 --> 00:40:58,584 and secretly better than all those crazy, 883 00:40:58,584 --> 00:41:00,886 trying-too-hard ones. 884 00:41:02,855 --> 00:41:05,824 It is nice to be seen. 885 00:41:05,824 --> 00:41:07,326 It's a good guess. 886 00:41:07,326 --> 00:41:09,261 [giggles] 887 00:41:11,163 --> 00:41:12,765 It's good. 888 00:41:12,765 --> 00:41:15,768 [romantic music] 889 00:41:15,768 --> 00:41:22,841 ♪ ♪ 890 00:41:25,578 --> 00:41:27,112 Come back here. 891 00:41:27,112 --> 00:41:34,153 ♪ ♪ 892 00:41:39,558 --> 00:41:43,429 So plain glazed, yes. 893 00:41:43,429 --> 00:41:46,031 Noted. 894 00:41:47,666 --> 00:41:49,368 I have to go to class. 895 00:41:49,368 --> 00:41:51,537 Have a good class, Beck. 896 00:41:51,537 --> 00:41:54,673 [laughs] 897 00:41:54,673 --> 00:41:57,676 [somber music] 898 00:41:57,676 --> 00:42:04,750 ♪ ♪ 899 00:42:14,460 --> 00:42:17,029 Did you get it? The video? 900 00:42:18,731 --> 00:42:20,699 Maple latte, almond milk, 901 00:42:20,699 --> 00:42:23,936 two stevia, did I get that right? 902 00:42:23,936 --> 00:42:27,406 Yeah, yeah, I saw the video. 903 00:42:27,406 --> 00:42:30,442 Yes! Yes! 904 00:42:30,442 --> 00:42:31,543 Yes! 905 00:42:31,543 --> 00:42:34,813 [laughs] 906 00:42:34,813 --> 00:42:38,784 Oh, mutually assured destruction. 907 00:42:38,784 --> 00:42:40,619 Let's talk about something first, though. 908 00:42:40,619 --> 00:42:42,788 What you said about Beck 909 00:42:42,788 --> 00:42:45,324 basically being a gold digger... 910 00:42:45,324 --> 00:42:48,494 I was just being honest, that's... that's all. 911 00:42:48,494 --> 00:42:49,895 What you are is wrong. 912 00:42:49,895 --> 00:42:51,897 I'd go so far as to say 913 00:42:51,897 --> 00:42:54,800 you create the problem 914 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,835 when you assume this stuff, 915 00:42:56,835 --> 00:42:59,605 when you treat her like trash. 916 00:42:59,605 --> 00:43:03,108 You cast her in a role 917 00:43:03,108 --> 00:43:05,911 that isn't her and... And you trap her in it. 918 00:43:05,911 --> 00:43:08,914 Bro, I'm... I'm... I'm done with her. 919 00:43:08,914 --> 00:43:12,384 Say I can trust you. 920 00:43:12,384 --> 00:43:13,786 I've got the video, right? 921 00:43:13,786 --> 00:43:16,989 I mean, solid maybe. 922 00:43:16,989 --> 00:43:19,525 The thing is that doesn't make up for the damage you've done. 923 00:43:19,525 --> 00:43:20,759 I'm sorry. 924 00:43:20,759 --> 00:43:22,061 If it was between me and you, Benji, 925 00:43:22,061 --> 00:43:24,296 honestly, I would roll the dice. 926 00:43:24,296 --> 00:43:25,631 I would. 927 00:43:25,631 --> 00:43:27,933 Like you said, I'm not a killer. 928 00:43:27,933 --> 00:43:30,369 [suspenseful music] 929 00:43:30,369 --> 00:43:33,539 But this... 930 00:43:33,539 --> 00:43:34,940 is about her. 931 00:43:34,940 --> 00:43:37,176 I'm telling... you... 932 00:43:37,176 --> 00:43:38,210 [gulps] 933 00:43:38,210 --> 00:43:39,745 I'm scared. 934 00:43:39,745 --> 00:43:42,281 I'm very scared of what you would do to her. 935 00:43:42,281 --> 00:43:45,017 ♪ ♪ 936 00:43:45,017 --> 00:43:45,818 [gasps] 937 00:43:45,818 --> 00:43:47,419 Maple almond latte. 938 00:43:47,419 --> 00:43:48,620 [gasps] 939 00:43:48,620 --> 00:43:50,222 ♪ ♪ 940 00:43:50,222 --> 00:43:52,024 Two stevia, 941 00:43:52,024 --> 00:43:54,560 two tablespoons of peanut oil. 942 00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:58,964 ♪ ♪ 943 00:43:58,964 --> 00:44:00,733 Could have gone either way. 944 00:44:00,733 --> 00:44:02,835 He's lied about so many things. 945 00:44:02,835 --> 00:44:05,637 Who knew the peanut allergy was real? 946 00:44:05,637 --> 00:44:12,711 ♪ ♪ 947 00:44:19,351 --> 00:44:22,888 Guess Benji's gonna die an honest man. 948 00:44:22,888 --> 00:44:29,962 ♪ ♪