1
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<i> It's weird,</i>

2
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<i>the things you do
when you're broken up with.</i>

3
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<i>I considered stepping
in front of a car the other day</i>

4
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<i>just so you'd look at me.</i>

5
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<i>I know, I should run.</i>

6
00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:43,249
<i>Candace could storm in
with a SWAT team at any moment,</i>

7
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<i>and, honestly, it would be a convenience.</i>

8
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<i>Everything hurts,
and nothing is okay without you, Love.</i>

9
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<i>You... don't make it easy to check in.</i>

10
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<i>I'm shut out, and you want me to know it.</i>

11
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<i>I just want to know you're okay, Love.</i>

12
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<i>And, maybe, to know you're hurting too.</i>

13
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<i>Goddamn curtains.</i>

14
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<i> I...</i>

15
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<i>What the...?</i>

16
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<i>Who the fuck is that?</i>

17
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<i>There are a lot of seedy characters
in this town, Love.</i>

18
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<i>It's a good thing you moved
your spare key to... to the bird house!</i>

19
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Shit. Shit.

20
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<i>If I go over there,
you'll know I was watching.</i>

21
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<i>If I don't... Oh, damn it.</i>

22
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<i> I get it now.</i>

23
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<i>The curtains aren't to shut me out.</i>

24
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<i>They're a kindness
because you've already moved on.</i>

25
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Okay.

26
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<i> Not so long ago,</i>

27
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<i>that was me,
with your fingers in my mouth.</i>

28
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<i>Me, eating your delicious cooking.</i>

29
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<i>Me, tasting the food in your mouth</i>

30
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<i>when you couldn't wait</i>
<i>till after you'd swallowed to kiss </i>me.

31
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<i>Didn't think you were one for pretty boys.</i>

32
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<i>Could you really be
into all those muscles?</i>

33
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<i>Who is this monster?</i>

34
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That...

35
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is Milo.

36
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It's not really my business.

37
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- <i> Milo. Milo what?</i>
- Milo fucking Warrington.

38
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You know,
he used to be James's best friend.

39
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Love's late husband James?

40
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Exactly.

41
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He just spent two years traversing Asia

42
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so he could sprinkle James's ashes
all over the Himalayas.

43
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And now he's back,

44
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traversing Love's vagina. Again.

45
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'Cause he does that periodically.

46
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- <i> So he's a...</i>
- Scumbag.

47
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I would <i>Poltergeist</i> the shit out of him
if I was James.

48
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<i> I need answers, Love.</i>

49
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Well, maybe it's a comfort thing.

50
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I mean, they've both been
through something terrible.

51
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Yeah.

52
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Maybe for her, it is.

53
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But he's been sweet on her since college.

54
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He could not stand it
when she chose James.

55
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And then guess who was Mr. Attentive
at the funeral?

56
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Yeah. He stayed for weeks after.

57
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Cooked, cleaned, bathed her,

58
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went down on her every night.

59
00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:07,214
Nobody does that shit out
of the kindness of their own heart, Joe.

60
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He was preying on her

61
00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:10,288
when she was vulnerable.

62
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And now he's doing it again.

63
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Picking up the pieces
when your body's barely cold.

64
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<i>He's a predator,
and you're falling for it, Love.</i>

65
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Don't worry, sport,
she's not falling for it.

66
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Love will give herself permission to do
what she needs to do to heal,

67
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but she is still very broken up over you.

68
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She does not look very broken up.

69
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Challenge accepted.

70
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Watch this.

71
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<i> Milo Warrington,</i>

72
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<i>Australian Zen Buddhist travel blogger</i>

73
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<i>with a penchant for holding baby animals
with his shirt off.</i>

74
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<i>Sponsored by Patagonia,</i>

75
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<i>which is easier
when your dad owns Patagonia.</i>

76
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<i>He free-climbs, plays guitar,
trains horses,</i>

77
00:04:54,752 --> 00:04:56,962
<i>volunteers in third-world countries?</i>

78
00:04:57,046 --> 00:05:01,006
<i>No, he's too perfect. No guy like this
actually exists outside a romance novel.</i>

79
00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:02,972
<i>I smell a fraud.</i>

80
00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:06,386
<i>And you look too enchanted, Love.</i>

81
00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:11,852
What's up?

82
00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:15,816
Really? Bringing Mr. Didgeridon't
around just for Joe to see?

83
00:05:15,898 --> 00:05:18,188
It's all a little Dottie of you.

84
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You cannot possibly be into him.

85
00:05:20,778 --> 00:05:23,238
Okay, first of all, never compare me
to Mom again.

86
00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:26,283
And secondly, I'm actually into him.

87
00:05:27,201 --> 00:05:28,621
No, this is good for me.

88
00:05:28,911 --> 00:05:31,331
And I don't need you coming in
on behalf of Will,

89
00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:34,254
or... Joe,
or whatever the fuck his name is,

90
00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,844
trying to make me feel
some type of way about it, okay?

91
00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:40,012
Milo is good. At least he's honest.

92
00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:41,299
Is he, though?

93
00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:45,684
Do me a favor.
Focus on your own shit, okay?

94
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Move to the light, as Dottie would say.

95
00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:57,571
- Hey, Forty.
- Hi, Salami Nips.

96
00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:07,282
As I suspected, she is not over you.

97
00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,830
- Did she say that?
- She did not need to.

98
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This is what Love does when she's hurting.

99
00:06:11,954 --> 00:06:14,424
She, like, gets a little basic

100
00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:17,249
and pretends to like things
that she definitely does not like

101
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in order to seem normal.

102
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And also, it's the only time
that she'll snap at me. It's a tell.

103
00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:23,506
<i> Makes sense.</i>

104
00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:26,721
<i>When I was getting over Beck,
I glommed onto Karen Minty.</i>

105
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<i>Good, but wrong for me.</i>

106
00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:31,140
<i>Is that who Milo is? Is he your Karen?</i>

107
00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:34,024
Okay, so you know
what you have to do now, right?

108
00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,605
Get back on the horse,
start dating around,

109
00:06:37,688 --> 00:06:41,188
show Love how free
and happy you're living.

110
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She will hate that.

111
00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:44,362
I'm not the vindictive type.

112
00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:47,615
And she's not really the jealous type.

113
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Oh! I'm sorry,
did the two of you share a womb?

114
00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:54,956
Yeah, trust me, okay? She gets jealous.

115
00:06:55,039 --> 00:06:56,329
Now let's set you up.

116
00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:01,665
Forty.

117
00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,376
Why are you helping me?
I lied to your sister.

118
00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:06,296
I lied to you.

119
00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:11,008
I tangled you up in this...
this Amy-Candace mess.

120
00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:14,347
Hey. As Shakespeare once said,

121
00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:17,147
"Bitcheth was crazy."

122
00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:19,558
You lied out of necessity. Okay?

123
00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,648
That guy is a pie-hunting snake

124
00:07:22,733 --> 00:07:25,243
in Tarzan's body,
and I do not trust him.

125
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My gut says you're good,

126
00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:29,735
he's bad, case dismissed.

127
00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:35,960
<i>I'm starting to see what you see
in Forty. He is smart.</i>

128
00:07:36,038 --> 00:07:38,918
<i>And he loves you hard. I get that.</i>

129
00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,670
All right. I need something good
for your Flingr profile.

130
00:07:41,752 --> 00:07:43,502
Spit me some literature, please.

131
00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:44,921
Flingr?

132
00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:48,216
You are not putting this poor,
innocent man on there.

133
00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:49,641
I suggest Magnolia.

134
00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,299
It's mostly queer,

135
00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:53,257
but straight girls troll
for gays to beard,

136
00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:55,097
- and they are aggressive as fuck.
- Oh.

137
00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:57,893
I know it's a deeper conversation,
but I'm just saying,

138
00:07:57,977 --> 00:08:01,307
- I could have all the pussy I could...
- Eat.

139
00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:04,777
Eat... or whatever.
So, by all means, you take it.

140
00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:06,689
Goldleaf is another good one.

141
00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:09,237
It's only for celebrities,
so we would need to get you verified,

142
00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,872
but, uh, it's safer for people like us.

143
00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:13,528
You up on the lingo?

144
00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,373
"PnP," whatnot?

145
00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:19,865
"Party and play," a.k.a. drugs and sex?

146
00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:22,917
Oh! If someone hits you
with a "What's up," capital T,

147
00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:24,752
that means "Tina," which means meth.

148
00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:27,417
- Why is Tina meth?
- Oh, and you definitely need to watch

149
00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,757
for kitten-fishing thirst traps.

150
00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:31,052
- What?
- Pictures.

151
00:08:31,135 --> 00:08:33,215
Like, if it's a close-up head shot,
she's fat.

152
00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,644
If it's a group shot, she's, like,
really insecure,

153
00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:38,183
but, like, wants to seem fun.
And if she has a pixie cut...

154
00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,980
- Oh, and...
- Okay.

155
00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:45,652
Thank you both. Wow.
That's a lot to think about.

156
00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:46,980
And I will.

157
00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:50,914
Thoughts?

158
00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:52,737
Chum in the water.

159
00:08:57,787 --> 00:09:02,327
<i>You know, I gotta hand it to this
 guy, he takes a gorgeous picture.</i>

160
00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:03,786
<i>Not that it's difficult</i>

161
00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,415
<i>when the subject is you.</i>

162
00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:10,264
<i>Uh, what was that?
No. Did I just like his photo of you?</i>

163
00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:11,631
<i>- Son of a...</i>
- Hey, creep.

164
00:09:12,134 --> 00:09:13,764
- Hey.
- Do me a favor.

165
00:09:13,844 --> 00:09:17,104
Instead of Delilah,
fuck anything else. Cool?

166
00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:19,391
How... Why do you know about that?

167
00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:20,805
Just be a normal person

168
00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:23,403
and rebound on Flingr
instead of your literal neighbor.

169
00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,020
- Can you do that?
- Elle?

170
00:09:28,859 --> 00:09:31,199
Can you scrounge up some more quarters?
We need three more.

171
00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:32,109
Fine.

172
00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:36,276
But if I come back
and witness anything nasty,

173
00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:38,581
I'm running away forever.

174
00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:45,134
- Hi.
- Apartment three.

175
00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:49,550
- Delilah, I'm sorry, I...
- Stop, it's no big deal. Okay?

176
00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:51,424
You can stop avoiding me

177
00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:53,797
and pay your fucking rent
because it's late.

178
00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:56,640
- That's right. I'm sorry.
- And stop apologizing.

179
00:09:58,848 --> 00:09:59,678
Okay.

180
00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:02,731
But, hey, Flingr is a great idea

181
00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:07,150
because you clearly need some training
on how to be a single human man in LA.

182
00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:10,441
Noted.

183
00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:15,276
<i>What's that,
four people now suggesting Flingr?</i>

184
00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:16,784
<i>Do I smell desperate?</i>

185
00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,081
<i>Maybe I do.</i>

186
00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:25,293
Bye, creep.

187
00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:29,881
Here are your quarters.

188
00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:31,964
Why do <i>you</i> hate Will?

189
00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:34,968
I mean, he's grumpy, and I give him shit
'cause I kinda hate him,

190
00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,391
- but, I don't...
- I don't <i>hate</i> him.

191
00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:42,142
Ever think maybe it's because I like him,
I don't want things to blow up?

192
00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:43,684
Which you know will happen.

193
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:47,150
Then he'll have to move,
or we'll have to move, and it just...

194
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,653
Can't things just be simple for once?

195
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,487
Fair enough.

196
00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:06,120
<i>"Ten Dating Apps
for Those Who Hate Dating Apps."</i>

197
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:13,013
<i>And the profiles of several
rather promiscuous-looking ladies.</i>

198
00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:21,887
<i> Out of pure, morbid curiosity.</i>

199
00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:23,812
<i>I know these apps are helpful</i>

200
00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:25,691
<i>and there are success stories,</i>

201
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:28,898
<i>but how lazy and anti-feminist is this?</i>

202
00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:31,649
<i>Swipe yes or no based off of a glance</i>

203
00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:33,902
<i>at a retouched selfie? It's barbaric.</i>

204
00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:36,824
<i>Bring me the days
when a man would ride horseback</i>

205
00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:38,994
<i>for hours just to sit beside a woman</i>

206
00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:42,033
<i>for tea, without the promise
of a graze of a single finger.</i>

207
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,988
<i>Some of the pictures
don't even have faces in it.</i>

208
00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:45,828
<i>And what the hell is "cuffing season"?</i>

209
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,081
<i>"Sonnet2Me."</i>

210
00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:50,375
<i>Hmm. "The App for Readers.</i>

211
00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:52,379
<i>Less photo-based, more conversational.</i>

212
00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:55,051
<i>For those interested in getting to know
someone who actually reads."</i>

213
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,380
<i>Mmm, okay. I'll bite.</i>

214
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,137
<i>What's in a name, indeed.</i>

215
00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:07,354
<i>Oh, the saga
of Will Bettelheim must continue.</i>

216
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:11,725
<i>Joe and his heart are reserved
for one person.</i>

217
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:17,067
<i>Are you really the jealous type, Love?</i>

218
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,820
<i>I guess we'll see.</i>

219
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,749
What are your favorite books?

220
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:31,079
Total honesty, I'm not the biggest reader.

221
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,247
I just really want to date a guy who is.

222
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:37,803
<i>4-Hour Workweek </i>changed my life.
You should read it.

223
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,054
Anything Tolstoy.

224
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,684
And Bukowski.

225
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,641
Bit of a romantic.

226
00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:45,141
What's your story?

227
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,773
- I moved here a few months ago.
- For the industry?

228
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:49,138
Me too!

229
00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:51,516
From where? What are your goals?

230
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,606
Any fetishes I should know about?

231
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,646
"But you can't get away from yourself,

232
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,903
moving from one place to another."

233
00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:01,412
That's...<i> The Sun Also Rises.</i>

234
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:03,319
You know your Hemingway.

235
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,161
It's very sexy.

236
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:06,662
I couldn't agree more.

237
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:14,707
Uh, cheers.

238
00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:16,377
Higher.

239
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,209
It's in portrait mode, right?

240
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:26,101
I'll get the room. You walk in two steps,

241
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,560
get on your knees, we fuck,
you leave, no talking.

242
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:32,097
- Um...
- "If you think it long...

243
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,360
and mad..."

244
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,397
Take some on your phone.
Your camera might be better.

245
00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:47,405
"I shall lift my arms,

246
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:50,785
and my roots shall set off
to seek another land."

247
00:13:58,128 --> 00:13:59,588
Let's get you an Uber home.

248
00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:11,143
<i> Thanks to Forty's constant reposts</i>

249
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:14,555
<i>to his Stories, I can see you've been
looking at my profile, Love,</i>

250
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:17,435
<i>but choosing not to engage.</i>

251
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,573
<i>Now that's a sign, right? You're jealous.</i>

252
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,027
Oh, my God.

253
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,704
- You went all the way to Glendora?
- Yeah, of course.

254
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:33,254
<i>Meanwhile, Milo's account
is getting more and more intimate.</i>

255
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:39,586
<i>And now you're eating sex crime donuts
with him and not me.</i>

256
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,131
- Hey, Will.
- Hey.

257
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:46,425
- What are you doing?
- I'm... I'm just reorganizing. Per Forty.

258
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:47,430
Is that the garbage?

259
00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:49,311
- Yeah.
- Oh. I got it.

260
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,270
- You sure?
- Yeah. I'm already back here.

261
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,099
Okay, thanks.

262
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,436
What did you want to talk to me about?

263
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,650
Well, as you know, I go to Bali next week,

264
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,518
and I should be there
for about ten months.

265
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:03,566
Mm-hmm?

266
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,361
Yeah, you said you were really excited.

267
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:07,196
<i>This is the moment he asks
you to come.</i>

268
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,031
<i>He's trying to Peach you,</i>

269
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:11,366
<i>- and I have the pleasure of hearing it.</i>
- Well,

270
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:13,252
not anymore.

271
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:17,084
I'm tired of traveling.
And this,

272
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,536
you and me,
has been really good, hasn't it?

273
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,377
- <i> Oh, no.</i>
- Yeah, it's great.

274
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:24,259
Right. So, I'm thinking,

275
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,467
what if I stick around a while?

276
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:29,510
What if you and me give this a real shot?

277
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:33,722
I want you to be my girlfriend, Love.

278
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:37,136
I'm sorry...

279
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,690
Just a little dry.

280
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,192
Wow.

281
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,187
Milo, that's, um...

282
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,659
I don't want you to make that decision
because of me.

283
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:51,372
But if staying in LA feels right, then...

284
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:52,914
you should.

285
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:55,623
Okay.

286
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:11,180
<i>So, the big guy is sticking around
like a stupid fucking boomerang.</i>

287
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,261
<i>Do you want to be his girlfriend, Love?</i>

288
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,807
Enjoy. I hear the beaches
in Manila are beautiful.

289
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:21,810
Hey.

290
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,480
Hey.

291
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:28,070
I heard you're... online dating.

292
00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:30,993
Forty told me twice

293
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,123
- or, like, 100 times.
- Yeah.

294
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,660
- He's very supportive, I guess.
- It's going well?

295
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,082
<i> You </i>are <i>curious.</i>

296
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,253
It is, actually. Yeah, I mean, it's all...

297
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,502
That's really great.

298
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,924
I'm glad
you're putting yourself out there.

299
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:47,086
I was just also curious.
What name are you using? Will or Joe?

300
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:48,593
Love.

301
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,090
Will.

302
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:53,848
Interesting.

303
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,113
<i> Forty was wrong.</i>

304
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:06,608
<i>You aren't jealous. You are disgusted.</i>

305
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,066
<i>And I don't blame you.</i>

306
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,612
<i>While I've been on a fool's errand
of pointless dates,</i>

307
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:14,406
<i>Milo has leveled up,
and you are falling for it.</i>

308
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:18,164
<i>I think I've been putting my attention
in the wrong place.</i>

309
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,754
<i>Is it the Avengers bod?</i>

310
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:25,172
<i>Or the "born into old money
but went the New-Age route" thing?</i>

311
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:28,092
<i>Oh, is it the sex?</i>

312
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,972
<i>Damn. This is really uphill.</i>

313
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,587
<i>Is it his lung capacity, Love?</i>

314
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:42,307
- Will?
- <i> Shit.</i>

315
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,104
<i>Of course, your best friend, now.</i>

316
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,018
Gabe! Man, what...

317
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:50,355
That's crazy. I just saw, um, Milo.
He, you know, he's...

318
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:53,284
It's a coincidence. I guess he's hiking.
Everybody's hiking today.

319
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,624
- You hike often?
- Uh...

320
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,082
I'm getting into it, yeah.

321
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,946
Will, I have
an especially potent bullshit detector.

322
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:04,368
You mind if we just sidestep
these forced niceties?

323
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,168
-Stop the little white lies.

324
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:11,514
Love values radical,
it-hurts-even-to-say-it honesty

325
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,010
above anything else.

326
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,972
And she caught you in a fucking whopper.

327
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:17,640
I know.

328
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:20,716
- I know...
- That being said,

329
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,100
in almost ten years of our friendship,

330
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,975
I don't think she has ever talked
about someone

331
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,732
the way that she has talked about you.

332
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:28,267
Not even James.

333
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,114
So I think there's still hope.

334
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:33,202
But this whole Flingr-whore,
jealous stalker thing,

335
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:34,948
it is not a good look.

336
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,950
You wanna know
why Love is so attracted to Milo?

337
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,913
- <i> Yes.</i>
- He worked on himself.

338
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:43,623
Damage attracts damage.
Healthy people like healthy people.

339
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,206
- What if I'm damaged?
- Honey...

340
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,745
everybody came here because they are.

341
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,838
The point is what you do with it.

342
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:58,514
Maybe it's time you faced this
like a true Angeleno, hmm?

343
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:01,926
<i> Terrified to know what this means.</i>

344
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,095
Come along.

345
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:16,572
How are you feeling?

346
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:17,910
<i> Crazy.</i>

347
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,120
Nervous.

348
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,701
What are you afraid of?

349
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:24,253
<i> That one of these will graze a</i>
<i>nerve, and I'll become Sloth from </i>Goonies.

350
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:25,501
Um...

351
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:26,829
I don't know.

352
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:30,286
Ow.

353
00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:31,877
What are you afraid of?

354
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,974
I don't know, I'm afraid this won't work.

355
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,018
That is what you thought I wanted to hear.

356
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,096
What are you afraid of?

357
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,097
<i> Okay. Breathe.</i>

358
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:52,152
<i>Think. Answer honestly
because your psycho friend Gabe</i>

359
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,862
<i>is a human lie detector.</i>

360
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:55,112
I'm afraid...

361
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,566
this will work.

362
00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:58,664
And?

363
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,736
I'll say something... true.

364
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:04,659
Something bad.

365
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,366
You'll tell Love.

366
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:13,002
And I'll lose her forever.

367
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,962
<i> What is in these needles?</i>

368
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,380
The truth does not scare Love.

369
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,840
This would.

370
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,848
<i> Love, your friend is a sorcerer.</i>

371
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,930
So, you believe your truth...

372
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,314
makes you unworthy of love?

373
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,731
<i> I need to stop talking now.</i>

374
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:31,904
Yes.

375
00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:34,779
And, therefore, unworthy of Love.

376
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:41,275
Yes.

377
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,544
<i>- Mommy?
- Joe.</i>

378
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,790
<i>Baby.</i>

379
00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:51,115
<i>- Get in here.
- I was afraid you left.</i>

380
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,671
<i> I'm so sorry.</i>

381
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:55,254
What's happening?

382
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,007
<i> My home is you.</i>

383
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,219
Who would you be
if you didn't have anyone to love?

384
00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:01,259
<i> Joey, you're such a good boy.</i>

385
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,933
What did you lose...

386
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,140
that makes you chase love so much?

387
00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:12,975
Today's the day.

388
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,900
We're getting out of here.

389
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,282
Where are we going?

390
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:17,568
I don't know yet.

391
00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:21,816
But we're never gonna see him again. Okay?

392
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,742
I'm sorry I did this to you.

393
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,575
I thought he'd be better this time,

394
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:33,245
but he was worse.

395
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:34,955
We're done.

396
00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,094
We're out.

397
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:38,757
- What are we?
- Out.

398
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:41,089
That's right. Pack your stuff.

399
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:44,258
Take only the important things,
none of those books.

400
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,760
You hear me?

401
00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:48,266
Okay, you can take one.

402
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,731
I'm gonna go to the bank,
and I'll be back at four to get you.

403
00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:58,775
And it'll be just the two of us.

404
00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:04,072
As long as we're together,

405
00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:06,368
we'll always be home.

406
00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:26,045
You have been in the pursuit of someone
to love and care for for all of your life.

407
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:27,256
What if...

408
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,136
-you were that person?

409
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,560
What if you're all that you need?

410
00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:35,103
Say it with me, "I...

411
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,687
- I...
- ...am all I need."

412
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:37,862
...am all I need.

413
00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:39,189
Again.

414
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:42,488
I am all I need.

415
00:22:58,543 --> 00:22:59,713
How are you feeling?

416
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:02,049
Free.

417
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:07,551
Full.

418
00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:12,351
-It's the power of self-love.

419
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,686
As Mama Ru says,

420
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,814
"If you cannot love yourself,

421
00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:22,358
how in the hell
are you gonna love somebody else?"

422
00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:24,855
Hm.

423
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,030
Okay, easy.

424
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:33,910
Easy now. You're gonna feel
a little out-of-body for a while.

425
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,000
All right?

426
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:39,499
You're a wizard.

427
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:42,375
Thank you.

428
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,842
But this is not a cure-all.

429
00:23:46,299 --> 00:23:47,509
It's a practice.

430
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:51,845
You're still gonna experience
dark thoughts and emotions.

431
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:54,980
What is important
is that you follow it up with,

432
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:57,267
"And I'm okay with that."

433
00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:00,480
"I'm okay with that."

434
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:04,192
Good.  Good, good.

435
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:07,526
It's also important
you keep that temple clean, okay?

436
00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:10,072
I'm gonna suggest
a quick seven-day cleanse.

437
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:20,711
Eew!

438
00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:25,344
Dude, I love green juice,
but celery is basically Satan's butt plug.

439
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:26,630
It's not that bad.

440
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:29,005
Oh, I can't look at you
while you drink that.

441
00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:32,009
But we do need to chat, re: D-FOL.

442
00:24:32,095 --> 00:24:35,175
We gotta find a big name to play Beck.
Or maybe...

443
00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:39,267
we take the auditions on the road.
Like, look for our Scarlett O'Hara.

444
00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:40,902
Do you have any thoughts?

445
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:44,439
<i>It's kind of nice how Forty
sabotages his own process so much.</i>

446
00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:46,034
<i>It takes it out of my hands entirely.</i>

447
00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:48,699
-Shouldn't we write a script first?

448
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:49,952
What you writing?

449
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,742
Ellie, what are you doing here?

450
00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:56,539
Checking in to see
how the dating world's treating you.

451
00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:57,701
Being neighborly.

452
00:24:58,038 --> 00:24:59,208
<i> I don't buy it.</i>

453
00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:01,882
Celery juice?

454
00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:04,543
Ugh, what is wrong with you?

455
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:06,248
This kid knows what's up.

456
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:10,085
He's on a juice cleanse,
trying to fix himself, win back my sister.

457
00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:11,835
Flingr was a bust, huh?

458
00:25:12,719 --> 00:25:15,179
The kid is Ellie Alves, by the way.

459
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:18,976
Read in the trades you acquired
a pretty big piece of IP, Forty Quinn.

460
00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:20,019
Trades?

461
00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:22,268
Yeah,
I had my agent put out a press release.

462
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,194
<i> Shit. Fuck. Damn it, Forty.</i>

463
00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:27,532
If you need any help with development,
I'm really good with coverage and notes.

464
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:30,699
<i>And there's the real reason
she's here. Little opportunist.</i>

465
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,819
- What are you, 12?
- I'm almost 16,

466
00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:35,164
and I can guarantee you
I know more about film

467
00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:37,292
than any idiot assistant
to come out of WME.

468
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,539
- <i> Oh, here we go.</i>
- All right, Hermione,

469
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,581
who was originally supposed to play
the Terminator?

470
00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:45,125
OJ Simpson, but James Cameron thought
he looked too nice to play a killer.

471
00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:47,587
What's the longest narrative film shoot
in history?

472
00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:49,301
<i>- Boyhood, </i>12 years.
- Not even close.

473
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:50,721
<i>The Thief and the Cobbler, </i>29 years.

474
00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:53,089
- Doesn't count. It's not live-action.
- Not what I asked.

475
00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:55,508
Okay.

476
00:25:56,012 --> 00:25:57,602
-Okay.

477
00:25:58,306 --> 00:26:01,096
What say you, sport?
Should we hire ourselves an intern?

478
00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:03,734
<i> Well, Forty's no Henderson.</i>

479
00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:06,272
<i>And Little Miss Ballsy
is bound to find opportunity elsewhere.</i>

480
00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:08,856
<i>Probably with less honorable people.</i>

481
00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:10,362
<i>The devil you know, right?</i>

482
00:26:10,443 --> 00:26:11,283
Fine.

483
00:26:11,611 --> 00:26:12,571
After homework,

484
00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:15,744
limited hours,
only with Delilah's written permission.

485
00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,413
-Okay, Dad.

486
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,970
<i>Beautiful and artful,
though a bit of a violation.</i>

487
00:26:35,051 --> 00:26:37,301
<i>Because I know
you would've never consented to this.</i>

488
00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:39,057
<i>Uh, not my business.</i>

489
00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:41,349
<i>If you want to be with someone
who posts intimate pictures</i>

490
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:45,103
<i>without your knowledge for millions
to enjoy, it's your choice, Love.</i>

491
00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:46,686
<i>And I'm okay with that.</i>

492
00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:53,817
- Hey.
- Hey.

493
00:26:53,903 --> 00:26:59,033
So, remember how you mansplained to me
that I should write my Henderson story?

494
00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:00,237
Vividly.

495
00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:01,997
<i> Am I sweating? Why am I sweating?</i>

496
00:27:02,078 --> 00:27:03,618
Well, I'm not saying I did it,

497
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,000
but if I had written it and submitted it,

498
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:10,796
I might have gotten confirmation
that it's gonna be published

499
00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:12,959
in <i>Variety </i>fucking magazine.

500
00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:15,553
Holy shit, Delilah! That's so great.

501
00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:18,045
Let's be clear, though,
this is not a thank-you.

502
00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:21,096
I will never thank you. Clear?

503
00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:23,141
- So...
- <i> What is happening here?</i>

504
00:27:23,224 --> 00:27:24,234
Yeah. So clear.

505
00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:26,476
What is happening here? Are you...

506
00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:32,823
Oh, my God.

507
00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:39,491
Oh, my God. That is so good.

508
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:41,622
Mmm.

509
00:27:41,868 --> 00:27:46,158
It's Meyer lemon and plum curd
and Italian buttercream.

510
00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:47,831
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

511
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:49,667
My favorite so far.

512
00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:51,421
You've said that
about all of them.

513
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,633
And I meant it every time.

514
00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:57,012
Sunrise and Lucy will be stoked
with any of these, babe.

515
00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:59,296
You're...

516
00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:00,968
incredible.

517
00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:02,888
Thanks.

518
00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:06,393
But if you call me "babe" again,
I'm gonna stick you in the oven.

519
00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:15,819
So...

520
00:28:17,153 --> 00:28:18,783
I found a place.

521
00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:21,164
Little bungalow in Atwater.

522
00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:25,121
Close enough I can jog to you,
but not so close it's clingy.

523
00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:27,083
- What about...
- I canceled Bali.

524
00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:31,211
You said if it felt right for me to stay,
then I should.

525
00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:33,802
And... this feels right.

526
00:28:34,462 --> 00:28:35,632
I want to see where this goes.

527
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,424
Milo, I care about you a lot.

528
00:28:38,007 --> 00:28:39,627
And this has been great.

529
00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:41,013
I just...

530
00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:43,966
I like the way things are.

531
00:28:45,890 --> 00:28:48,560
I'm not sure
I'm ready to change the dynamic.

532
00:28:48,643 --> 00:28:52,193
The dynamic where you call me
when you need to get over another guy?

533
00:28:53,606 --> 00:28:55,686
Yes. But it's not just that.

534
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:01,450
You, more than anyone,
know that I am a package deal.

535
00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:04,281
Forty...

536
00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:06,116
he needs me.

537
00:29:06,369 --> 00:29:08,869
He's working on this film, which,
quite frankly, is bound to fail

538
00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:09,955
because they all do.

539
00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:12,000
And when he does, he'll implode.

540
00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:13,133
I can <i>feel</i> it.

541
00:29:13,209 --> 00:29:15,499
It's just like the earthquake.
We all know the big one is coming.

542
00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:18,512
- He's a grown man, Love.
<i>- </i>But he's not, really.

543
00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:23,219
One thing I love is your honesty.

544
00:29:23,803 --> 00:29:26,933
Maybe it's time to get honest
with how codependent you are with him.

545
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,426
Hey, look.

546
00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:35,265
I'm... falling in love with you.

547
00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:38,737
And it's okay if you're not there yet.

548
00:29:39,402 --> 00:29:40,402
I can wait.

549
00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:42,570
Just... let me.

550
00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:45,279
Please.

551
00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:56,207
Will? Will, wake up.

552
00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:57,304
Oh!

553
00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:00,916
What happened?

554
00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:04,643
You <i>Exorcist-</i>vomited
all over my favorite top

555
00:30:04,719 --> 00:30:06,259
and then passed out.

556
00:30:07,347 --> 00:30:08,927
Oh.

557
00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:11,978
Same thing happened to me
a couple years ago

558
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:14,520
when I read that celery
was negative calories.

559
00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:16,311
I ate nothing else for three days

560
00:30:16,397 --> 00:30:19,027
and then projectile barfed
all over my own birthday cake.

561
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:23,452
- Oh.
- Enough of this juice shit.

562
00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:26,621
I'm ordering burgers and shakes.

563
00:30:34,749 --> 00:30:35,629
So?

564
00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:43,216
Ugh.

565
00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:44,626
It's hard to read.

566
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,050
But I still couldn't put it down.

567
00:30:49,472 --> 00:30:50,602
It's incredible.

568
00:30:51,599 --> 00:30:54,229
Well, don't sound so <i>surprised.</i>

569
00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:58,483
It's weird
how powerful vulnerability can feel.

570
00:30:58,898 --> 00:31:01,648
I don't think I would've had the guts
if you hadn't angered me into it.

571
00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:03,647
Still not a thank-you.

572
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,112
You know you can always count on me
to say the wrong thing.

573
00:31:07,156 --> 00:31:10,656
If I told you I was proud,
would you want to hurt me?

574
00:31:10,743 --> 00:31:12,413
- Probably.
- Okay.

575
00:31:12,495 --> 00:31:13,615
- Yeah.
- Well.

576
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,333
I'm definitely not proud of you.

577
00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:20,745
So... did you really think you
were gonna juice your way

578
00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:22,587
back into Love Quinn's heart?

579
00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:24,261
Wasn't about her.

580
00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:26,715
Not really.

581
00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:28,761
What? You trying to reach
your goal weight?

582
00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:30,805
Just want to clear the noise.

583
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:32,770
Did it work?

584
00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:35,179
I don't know.

585
00:31:36,227 --> 00:31:37,937
Maybe I'm cynical, but I...

586
00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:43,645
really don't think any of that stuff works
for anyone who's truly broken.

587
00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:45,858
Serves us better
to just keep barreling forward

588
00:31:45,945 --> 00:31:47,525
and hope the demons can't keep up.

589
00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:49,321
So...

590
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:51,408
might as well be who you are.

591
00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:54,540
This is not outrunning demons.

592
00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:57,211
This is slaying them.

593
00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,714
- No thanks to you.
- Zero thanks to me.

594
00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:03,674
<i> Nice to meet the real you, Delilah.</i>

595
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,125
<i>You're really quite beautiful.</i>

596
00:32:05,214 --> 00:32:06,174
<i>Oh, no.</i>

597
00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:08,430
This is good.

598
00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:12,141
Everything's better with a little whiskey.

599
00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:14,306
In fact,

600
00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:16,979
this night could do
with a little bit more.

601
00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:18,020
You up for a walk?

602
00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:24,404
My first impression of you was...

603
00:32:25,151 --> 00:32:26,531
weirdo.

604
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,359
Oh, come on, you can't be surprised.

605
00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:32,197
- You had no social media.
- Oh!

606
00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:35,785
You show up with a backpack, all New York.

607
00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:39,424
Most people show up
like overeager labradoodles.

608
00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:41,289
I couldn't pull shit out of you.

609
00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:46,089
Almost like you were purposely trying
to have no personality whatsoever.

610
00:32:46,172 --> 00:32:48,932
- Ow!

611
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:50,180
<i>In vino veritas.</i>

612
00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:51,639
Hey, you asked for it.

613
00:32:53,888 --> 00:32:55,008
Okay, my turn.

614
00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:57,977
What was your first impression of me?

615
00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:00,398
Be honest.

616
00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:02,898
- <i> Definitely do not be honest.</i>
- I thought you seemed nice.

617
00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:07,318
Okay, you're such a liar.

618
00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:11,782
Why don't you wash your mouth out,
try again. Veritas.

619
00:33:15,034 --> 00:33:16,834
<i> Oh, well, here goes.</i>

620
00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:19,541
I thought you seemed sad.

621
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:24,377
I could see how much you had
on your shoulders.

622
00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:26,246
It's a lot.

623
00:33:27,463 --> 00:33:30,053
Also, I have this bad habit
of trying to fix people.

624
00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:33,848
Thus, the unfriendly New Yorker.
So I'm sorry about that.

625
00:33:33,928 --> 00:33:34,798
Hey...

626
00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:37,637
Stop apologizing.

627
00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:43,349
You still think I'm a weirdo?

628
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:48,480
I mean, I always trust first impressions.

629
00:33:49,944 --> 00:33:51,284
Thing is,

630
00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:53,243
I like weirdos.

631
00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:58,703
Damaged finds damaged.

632
00:34:00,913 --> 00:34:01,913
Every time.

633
00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:25,190
<i> Fuck me.</i>

634
00:34:33,446 --> 00:34:35,356
David Fincher.

635
00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:37,658
Come on. He's a personal friend.

636
00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:39,292
Can we just get him in here,

637
00:34:39,619 --> 00:34:42,119
so we don't have to do
the whole phone call thing?

638
00:34:42,997 --> 00:34:44,367
No? Okay.

639
00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:49,093
<i>What if they take fingerprints?
What if they take DNA?</i>

640
00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:52,920
<i>Not like there's a crusty jar of piss
in Peach Salinger's house or anything.</i>

641
00:34:53,007 --> 00:34:55,927
Guard's playing deaf and dumb.
It was worth a try, though.

642
00:34:57,011 --> 00:34:58,051
What a night, huh?

643
00:34:58,137 --> 00:35:00,257
How long do you think they'll keep us
in here?

644
00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:02,888
I don't know.
I think it's like a six-hour hold.

645
00:35:02,975 --> 00:35:04,725
And then they take our fingerprints
and shit.

646
00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:06,101
<i> Shit, shit, shit.</i>

647
00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:09,519
Are you okay?

648
00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:12,107
- I just...
- <i> Benji, Peach, Beck, Jasper, Hendy.</i>

649
00:35:12,193 --> 00:35:13,743
...don't like confined spaces.

650
00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:15,150
Okay. Well, don't worry.

651
00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:16,783
I got this.

652
00:35:16,864 --> 00:35:19,164
Is this really your first time
being arrested?

653
00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:20,742
-Is it not yours?

654
00:35:21,994 --> 00:35:23,254
- Delilah.

655
00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:25,793
Fincher, thank God!

656
00:35:25,873 --> 00:35:27,213
<i> Really?</i>

657
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,711
Can you get us out of here?
It was just a big misunderstanding.

658
00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:31,754
We were barely tipsy.
We weren't even driving...

659
00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:33,798
I heard why they brought you in.

660
00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:34,841
That doesn't sound

661
00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:36,594
- like a misunderstanding to me.
- Finch.

662
00:35:39,345 --> 00:35:40,805
You need a lawyer.

663
00:35:42,056 --> 00:35:43,516
I'm sorry, but, uh...

664
00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:45,602
I can't help you.

665
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,990
Will, you know anybody with pull
who isn't a jealous fuck?

666
00:35:59,448 --> 00:36:01,948
It's no problem, sport.
I have a guy for these things.

667
00:36:02,034 --> 00:36:04,584
Just sit tight. Oh, and, hey...

668
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:06,793
I'm so proud of you.

669
00:36:10,042 --> 00:36:12,962
Oh, my God. In an alley.

670
00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:16,336
Bettelheim. Alves.
You're next for processing.

671
00:36:16,924 --> 00:36:17,844
Fab.

672
00:36:17,925 --> 00:36:19,425
<i> Mexico's only a few hours away.</i>

673
00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:22,100
<i>I could start there.
Will did say I'd like it. Then go south.</i>

674
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,310
<i>Keep going.</i>

675
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:27,187
There you go.

676
00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:29,230
All right, let's go, D.

677
00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:34,105
You and your friend are free to go.

678
00:36:38,112 --> 00:36:40,872
Apparently,
you have some pretty powerful friends,

679
00:36:40,948 --> 00:36:42,158
William Bettelheim.

680
00:36:42,825 --> 00:36:44,615
Thank you, Officer.

681
00:36:46,287 --> 00:36:47,367
Wait, I know you.

682
00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:48,365
Yeah, he's my neighbor.

683
00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:50,286
You've probably seen him
around the building.

684
00:36:51,125 --> 00:36:52,205
Thanks for your help.

685
00:37:04,972 --> 00:37:05,892
Is that it?

686
00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:08,523
If not, I know where to find you.

687
00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:17,066
Well, the sun's already up.

688
00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:19,074
It's beautiful.

689
00:37:21,614 --> 00:37:22,994
I actually have to get to work,

690
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,330
but thank you

691
00:37:25,701 --> 00:37:28,701
for a night I will not soon forget.

692
00:37:30,873 --> 00:37:33,003
Yeah, that was fun.

693
00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:37,424
Should probs stick to friendship
from now on, though.

694
00:37:39,048 --> 00:37:40,088
For Ellie.

695
00:37:41,884 --> 00:37:42,804
Friends?

696
00:37:46,138 --> 00:37:47,428
You're such an idiot.

697
00:37:55,856 --> 00:37:57,726
Are you guys fucking kidding me?

698
00:37:58,526 --> 00:37:59,486
Elle, I...

699
00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:01,568
You left me alone all night
so you could get laid?

700
00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:04,655
Why do you have to be such a slut?

701
00:38:10,037 --> 00:38:11,077
Friends.

702
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,717
Indecent exposure.

703
00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:23,968
It's a really good title for something.
It kind of rolls off the tongue.

704
00:38:24,051 --> 00:38:26,181
Indecent exposure.

705
00:38:26,262 --> 00:38:27,392
I'm not telling you anything.

706
00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:30,021
How lewd... conduct.

707
00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:33,807
Hey, gents.

708
00:38:35,521 --> 00:38:36,691
Salami.

709
00:38:36,772 --> 00:38:39,152
<i>You don't like surprises.
And you hate roses.</i>

710
00:38:41,819 --> 00:38:43,199
She hates roses.

711
00:38:43,279 --> 00:38:44,909
It's like he's not even trying,

712
00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:47,279
and yet, somehow he still tries too hard.

713
00:38:52,246 --> 00:38:54,116
- Later, fellas.
- Bye, Vagemite.

714
00:38:54,206 --> 00:38:55,746
Oh, hey,

715
00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:58,344
really looking forward
to your next failed attempt

716
00:38:58,419 --> 00:38:59,839
to lock down my sister.

717
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,670
I'm loving the enthusiasm.

718
00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:03,051
<i> Don't do it.</i>

719
00:39:04,216 --> 00:39:05,176
Forty...

720
00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:08,803
I know it's not easy for you
when Love's attention's on someone else.

721
00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:12,348
But I'm gonna be around,
so it'd be nice if we could be cordial

722
00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:13,773
like adults.

723
00:39:13,851 --> 00:39:15,391
Your sister and I are happy.

724
00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:18,108
And it'd nice if you could be happy
for her, too. Huh, champ?

725
00:39:19,273 --> 00:39:20,363
<i> Shit.</i>

726
00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:24,986
Interesting. See, the way that I see it,

727
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:28,530
you're not gonna be around long, at all.

728
00:39:29,408 --> 00:39:30,908
'Cause you're a Neanderthal.

729
00:39:30,993 --> 00:39:32,913
Wow, when are you gonna grow up?

730
00:39:32,995 --> 00:39:36,705
When are you gonna realize that
natural deodorant is not working for you?

731
00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:37,791
Guys, let’s take it down.

732
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:38,785
What’s going on?

733
00:39:38,876 --> 00:39:40,416
You're the reason why Love
can’t do anything good with her life.

734
00:39:40,503 --> 00:39:42,303
You’re a fucking albatross
around her neck.

735
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,960
- Milo...
- I wonder what James,

736
00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,428
your best friend, is thinking,
sitting up in heaven,

737
00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:49,389
watching you fingerbang his wife
'cause you can’t keep your dick hard.

738
00:39:49,512 --> 00:39:50,392
-Hey!

739
00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:51,851
Oh, my God. Forty.

740
00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:52,891
That’s enough.

741
00:39:53,307 --> 00:39:54,227
Get the fuck out, Milo!

742
00:39:54,308 --> 00:39:55,228
He started it!

743
00:39:55,309 --> 00:39:56,559
- Oh, grow up!
- Me?

744
00:39:56,644 --> 00:39:58,484
I’ve been biting my tongue
for a long time.

745
00:39:58,562 --> 00:40:00,862
But maybe if you paid less attention
to your idiot brother,

746
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,610
and more attention to what’s actually
in front of you,

747
00:40:02,691 --> 00:40:04,531
you might've noticed sooner
that James was sick.

748
00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:09,320
She said get out.

749
00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:11,489
Yeah? What are you gonna do?

750
00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:13,583
Be a big man?

751
00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:15,001
Hope she takes you back?

752
00:40:37,726 --> 00:40:38,556
What?

753
00:40:38,644 --> 00:40:40,774
<i>I remembered
where I knew your friend from.</i>

754
00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:42,975
Great. Bye.

755
00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:46,025
<i>Stopped him for jaywalking,
right outside your place.</i>

756
00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:48,400
Pulled some limited-edition headphones
off him.

757
00:40:48,988 --> 00:40:50,868
Really? You were that cop?

758
00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:52,448
<i>He was throwing them away, D.</i>

759
00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:54,793
William Bettelheim
drives a beater Honda Civic

760
00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:57,539
and makes $12 an hour working
at a grocery store.

761
00:40:57,621 --> 00:41:00,211
<i>Those headphones alone cost
more than he makes in a week.</i>

762
00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:03,291
You ran a background check, Finch?
What the hell is wrong with you?

763
00:41:03,377 --> 00:41:06,457
<i>Listen, Delilah, that was the same night
that Henderson was murdered.</i>

764
00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:09,377
What’s a guy with no real money,
no assets doing,

765
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,757
getting rid of $600 headphones

766
00:41:11,844 --> 00:41:14,224
at 4:00 a.m.
the same night a celebrity was killed?

767
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:15,465
<i>The same celebrity</i>

768
00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:17,806
<i>who is the spokesperson
for those fucking headphones?</i>

769
00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:20,522
Okay, just stop, Alex Jones.

770
00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:22,983
Look, I know you didn’t like seeing me
with another dude,

771
00:41:23,063 --> 00:41:25,403
<i>but this look is not cute.</i>

772
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:26,783
If you wanna be exclusive,

773
00:41:26,859 --> 00:41:29,279
you can ask me out on a real date,
and then we’ll talk.

774
00:41:29,361 --> 00:41:31,281
<i>But I’m not entertaining your ego anymore.
Goodbye.</i>

775
00:41:31,363 --> 00:41:32,453
No, D.

776
00:41:47,963 --> 00:41:49,093
Doesn’t mean anything.

777
00:41:52,259 --> 00:41:54,049
<i> My skirt was pulled up.</i>

778
00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:56,352
So you’re saying Henderson...

779
00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:59,600
- Or, hey, maybe my skirt just rode up.
- How much did you pay Will to follow me?

780
00:41:59,683 --> 00:42:02,393
Just wanted to make sure you got
that envelope on your doorstep.

781
00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:05,608
- How did you know about that?
- This is quite a who's who.

782
00:42:05,689 --> 00:42:07,609
- Oh, look, I made the cut.
<i>- Apparently,</i>

783
00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:09,651
you have some pretty powerful friends,

784
00:42:09,735 --> 00:42:10,985
<i>William Bettelheim.</i>

785
00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:23,792
There’s no way.

786
00:43:09,753 --> 00:43:11,673
You see? Nothing.

787
00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:31,935
All right.

788
00:43:54,214 --> 00:43:55,134
Hey.

789
00:43:55,215 --> 00:43:59,005
That was the most disgusting display
of toxic masculinity.

790
00:43:59,094 --> 00:44:02,014
Okay, I don't need you, or you,
or anybody to defend me,

791
00:44:02,097 --> 00:44:04,217
or my honor, or whatever you think
makes you entitled

792
00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:06,018
- to do what you just did.
- Okay.

793
00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:10,807
Miss "Sic the PI on my Girlfriend
for My Protection,"

794
00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:14,858
retract the claws,
lest you scratch yourself with hypocrisy.

795
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:21,697
Yeah. We’re all a bunch of assholes.

796
00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:26,286
Yeah, you’re right. It wasn’t our place.

797
00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:29,419
I’m sorry.

798
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,170
I'm sorry too.

799
00:44:31,585 --> 00:44:35,545
We just...
We love you too much. Don’t we, sport?

800
00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:38,761
<i> Always.</i>

801
00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,678
I should get going. I have dinner plans.

802
00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:44,524
Another date?

803
00:44:45,891 --> 00:44:47,481
It's just dinner with a friend.

804
00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:51,903
Hey.

805
00:44:54,733 --> 00:44:55,863
You’re a good friend...

806
00:44:58,153 --> 00:44:59,033
Joe.

807
00:45:00,406 --> 00:45:01,406
<i> My name.</i>

808
00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:04,790
<i>My real name in your mouth is like poetry.</i>

809
00:45:05,035 --> 00:45:06,155
<i>No matter what happens,</i>

810
00:45:06,245 --> 00:45:08,155
<i>no matter how much self-work I do,</i>

811
00:45:08,247 --> 00:45:11,377
<i>a part of me will always miss the home
that is you.</i>

812
00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:13,458
<i>And I’m okay with that, Love.</i>

813
00:45:25,597 --> 00:45:29,597
What in the actual... fuck?

814
00:45:54,209 --> 00:45:56,499
Holy shit, perv!

815
00:45:59,798 --> 00:46:01,218
-Ew.

816
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:07,560
Oh.

817
00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:18,397
Hey, Finch, it’s me. Uh...

818
00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:21,315
Just call me back.

819
00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:39,169
I got a nanny cam

820
00:46:39,254 --> 00:46:44,224
in my apartment
when my crazy ex... broke in.

821
00:46:46,094 --> 00:46:48,564
I was gonna ask
if you wanted to have dinner tonight.

822
00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:53,020
Until I saw you’d already been by.

823
00:46:54,269 --> 00:46:55,979
And found some keys.

824
00:46:57,815 --> 00:46:59,145
Give me the phone.

825
00:47:00,442 --> 00:47:01,902
Don’t make me take it.

826
00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:16,884
What are you gonna do?

827
00:47:22,422 --> 00:47:24,172
I will <i>scream.</i>

828
00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:25,878
It's soundproof.

829
00:47:27,052 --> 00:47:29,432
Just think about Ellie.

830
00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:33,266
She will be alone.

831
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:51,831
Hey, booger.

832
00:47:53,996 --> 00:47:55,286
This is Dale.

833
00:47:56,248 --> 00:47:57,328
Say hi.

834
00:47:59,585 --> 00:48:01,545
Come on. Get in the car.

835
00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:04,085
Your dad will be home any minute.

836
00:48:05,632 --> 00:48:07,552
You said it would just be us.

837
00:48:08,802 --> 00:48:11,012
How exactly did you think
that was gonna happen?

838
00:48:12,639 --> 00:48:15,229
Come on. I don’t have time for this.
Get in, Joey.

839
00:48:21,356 --> 00:48:23,476
Get in the car.

840
00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:39,582
No.

841
00:48:41,710 --> 00:48:44,250
Oh, no, no, no.

842
00:48:44,338 --> 00:48:47,048
No, no, no!

843
00:48:48,258 --> 00:48:49,258
Don't panic.

844
00:48:49,885 --> 00:48:51,045
I'm not gonna hurt you.

845
00:48:51,637 --> 00:48:53,637
I would never do anything
to hurt you or Ellie.

846
00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:57,602
Will, please, do not leave me in here!

847
00:48:57,684 --> 00:49:00,984
I just need to make some arrangements,
and you will never see me again.

848
00:49:01,063 --> 00:49:03,193
I promise you and Ellie will be fine.

849
00:49:04,816 --> 00:49:05,896
Together.

850
00:49:07,819 --> 00:49:09,279
I just need you to trust me.

851
00:49:10,405 --> 00:49:13,365
Can you trust me, Delilah?

852
00:50:18,932 --> 00:50:20,732
Subtitle by Matheus Modesto