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Who here among us really knew Henderson?
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The famous belong to everyone
and none of us.
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Well, I knew him pretty well, I think.
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One time, before I was
about to go onstage,
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some dude comes over
and dumps wine all over my front
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on purpose.
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Well, Hendy sees this,
and what does he do?
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Number one,
he punches the guy in the face.
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Number two, he took off his own shirt
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and gave it to me.
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And number three,
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he pulled this perfectly clean bra
out of his pocket
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and gave that to me, too.
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Oh, by the way, that was
during his comedy prop era, of course.
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I think.
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The point is,
I don't care where he got the bra...
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I heard they found his body
in a sex dungeon.
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Come on, Gabe.
Don't kink-shame the dead.
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- No, I'm not, okay?
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But I loved him. You know why?
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He was real. Damn it, Hendy.
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A tale told by an idiot...
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She's still here,
hanging on like a sucker fish.
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Embraced by your friends.
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Everyone's happy you get a break
from your gig
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as Forty's primary caregiver,
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but I will be victorious
in this war she has waged.
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Stop her permanently.
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Not Henderson permanently,
that got away from me.
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But permanently nonetheless.
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I swear to God, if they ever find
the cowardly shit stain who did this,
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I'm going to bash his fucking head in.
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- Forty.
- I know this is hard,
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but you need to find a silver lining,
bunny.
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Bunny. What an absurd nickname.
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I used to find it sweet.
But it's not sweet. It's psychotic.
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A bunny boiler is what she is.
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He was murdered, babe.
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When my ex attacked me,
it was the worst day of my life.
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But I didn't lay down and die.
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I came out stronger.
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That's the thing with tragedy.
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It makes you live for the now.
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Yeah. Live, for now.
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No, no. This can be managed.
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Move in with me, Ames.
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Ditch the B and B, and be my hausfrau.
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Forty, Forty...
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maybe... maybe it's not the best
to make big decisions
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when you're grieving, you know?
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Can you just let me have this? Please.
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Like...
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I can't be here, okay?
I, like, need some matcha.
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Forty.
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I think Vampira is buried right over here.
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Speaking of which,
I spy the coveted third totem.
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What?
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- Where?
- What's happening?
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-Wham and bam, girls.
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Oh, my God. I think you're right.
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Oh, both wearing the shit
out of that pink lacy dress.
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-Oh, my God! You got number three!
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- Right.
- Yeah!
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What's number three?
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Oh, right. You're new here. Okay, so...
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We have this theory...
well, it's actually Gabe's theory,
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which is that Los Angeles
has seven totems,
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and once you find all of them,
you're officially an Angeleno.
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- And can never leave.
- Yeah.
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We all found them ages ago,
but Lucy never found the dress one.
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- Hey, till today.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- No, this one can count for you, too.
- Oh, great.
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Stuck in LA forever,
what could be better?
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Are you all right?
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- You seem...
- Like a guy attending the memorial
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- of a guy he just killed?
- ...pensive.
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- I have to keep it light for you.
- It's funerals.
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Of course. Um, yeah.
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- So, what are these totems?
- Oh, oh!
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-Got it, lovely. Thank you.
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Uh, number one,
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a rollerblader in booty shorts.
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Number two, a ghetto bird. Um...
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Police helicopter.
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Number three, two starlets wearing
the same dress, as observed.
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- Uh, number four, a pack of coyotes.
- Oh, yeah.
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Right? Yeah.
Number five, a dog in a stroller.
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Number six, an off-brand superhero.
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But out of context,
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not in front of Grauman's
'cause that's too easy.
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Yes, of course. Uh, and number seven,
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a palm tree... on fire.
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- On fire.
- Yes.
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- It's on fire.
- Right.
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-Sounds intense.
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Yeah, they are.
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Of course Delilah is here
with a flask.
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This must be hard on her. That's my fault.
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But I saved her sister from far worse.
This I know.
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Especially in the rain.
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Hey, um, I gotta pop by work. So, later?
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A celebrity has died suspiciously.
They'll work harder to solve it.
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Did I do enough at the scene?
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- Is there a problem, Officer?
- Little late to be taking out the trash.
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- For Goodwill.
- Hey.
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-Yeah. Okay. I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. Of course.
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I wolf you.
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I wolf you so hard.
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Okay.
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Bye, guys.
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- Bye, Lovey.
- Bye, babe.
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Thanks to Forty, I have new intel.
Candace has an Airbnb.
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She needs a place to lower the mask,
to be herself.
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I'm going to find it,
and when I do, Hollywood ending.
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Happy anniversary, Mr. Kennedy.
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I'm getting around to it.
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I know, I know, it's not feminist.
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I want to.
I want our kids to have it, too.
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Proposition?
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It's been a year.
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Let's do it, while we're young.
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And then when we're in our 40s,
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we can drive around
in a big painted van
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like the Partridge Family.
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Well? Thoughts?
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If we know what we want, why wait?
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We can have both.
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For example, I heard
the new walk-in's not hooked up yet.
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Anyone could walk in.
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Mm-hmm.
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What Candace and I had was
never real. I'm certain of that now.
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The way she lies. Effortless.
Like... breathing.
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I feel bad for Forty.
He can't resist her Lolita act
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any more than I could.
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Is she sleeping with him?
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Or did she make up some lie
to get out of that, too?
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Maybe she's decided it's an acceptable
price to pay to ruin my life.
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Or maybe they're in love.
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One upside
to Forty's constant online pleas
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for validation is it's easy to figure out
where he's gonna be, any given time.
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He's on his way now
to play Dungeons & Dragons
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at Joe Manganiello's house.
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He's been tweeting about it incessantly
for a week.
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So what's it gonna be, bunny?
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Do we tango here, or...?
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Elsewhere it is.
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The air feels charged.
Santa Ana winds.
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Anyone with a lick of common sense
would get the hell out of this town
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before it's too late.
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But not us. We had a date with destiny.
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I'm reading too much Chandler.
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Where is she going in such a hurry?
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Is she meeting someone?
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That is a cop.
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Probably unrelated,
but I can't be too careful.
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Shit. Okay, okay. It's possible
I'm the tiniest bit paranoid.
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Shit. Candace one, me zero.
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- What's up, Ellie?
- Hey.
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- What you reading there, Will?
- Oh, uh, Chandler.
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Nice one.
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You should really watch the film, though.
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Robert Mitchum
is my second-favorite Philip Marlowe.
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Okay, who's your first?
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Just so I know who to picture when
I'm staring at the boring little words.
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Oh, Elliott Gould, of course. Sex on legs.
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Probably still can get it.
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I'm glad to see she's feeling better
after all that happened with Henderson.
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Fuck me!
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-What happened?
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I grabbed the fucking curling iron,
thought it was the brush. Ow!
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- You okay? Run it under cold water. Here.
- Here you go.
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One thing I know. When a traumatized
woman tries to keep it together
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when she's actually falling apart,
this happens.
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Is that better?
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- Ellie, can you get me an ice pack?
- Yeah, um...
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I saw you at Henderson's memorial.
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Well, this feels like a trap.
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- The woman I'm seeing, her brother...
- Love and Forty Quinn?
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Yeah, I know who they are.
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Forty used to take up permanent residence
in Hendy's anal cavity
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before he was ejected
for being a junkie prick,
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but far be it for me
to question the company you keep.
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- I'm gonna go.
- Maybe, yeah. Just...
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go and forget all about it,
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just like everybody else is gonna do
after they're done canonizing him.
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She's not wrong. Henderson
may have gotten what he deserved,
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but in the eyes of the public,
he's a victim, a hero, even.
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That's gotta sting.
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I'm sorry, Will.
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My sister's a little upset,
and she's also a bitch.
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I'm taking all of them down.
Beginning with his succubus of an agent,
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followed by anybody else
that turned a blind eye.
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They're all complicit.
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She should see a doctor,
but if I suggest it, she might injure me.
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Okay, Jessica Jones,
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four ibuprofen and a Xanny.
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Take it down a notch, okay?
We'll watch a movie.
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It sucks that she has to manage
her sister like this.
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Uh, Will? Maybe you wanna join?
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Tonight we're gonna be streaming
the 1992 classic
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- The Player, starring Tim Robbins...
- We have work to do.
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You're a good sister.
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I know. So, uh... you in?
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- Murder, Hollywood?
- She needs someone right now,
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no matter how cool she's acting.
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- Candace can wait until tomorrow.
- You got any popcorn?
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'Course I do. I'm not an animal.
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Oldest of sports.
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Is it bisexual pescatarian week
again already?
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- Man, time flies.
- What's D-FOL?
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Dark Face of Love. The "the" is silent.
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We are setting up a temp production office
in the back.
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- Who's we?
- Me and Amy.
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And you.
Giving you a producer credit, brohamulus.
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Forty, I'm not qualified.
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You're hilarious.
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It's no pay, just points on the back end,
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and as much festival poon
as you can schnorf.
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He knows
I'm dating his sister, right?
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Uh-oh.
Did you not get enough sleep last night?
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I was up late.
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Okay, well,
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still need you to sign
the production contact sheet.
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Okay. What's a loan-out?
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You can just make something up.
Like, Bettelheim Productions.
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Bettelheim Films. Bettel...
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That name is really aggressive.
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It's not gonna marquee well at all.
We'll brainstorm.
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What's Amy's address?
She didn't fill it out. So I can do it.
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I know it's in Echo Park.
I wanna say Loma Vista Lane?
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I'm not sure what the number is.
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That's a start.
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All right.
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First production meeting is 19:00.
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All hands on deck.
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Sorry, Fortinbrah,
just made other plans.
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Boop!
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- Up for a road trip?
- Where to?
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Glendora. It is a drive,
but the things that this donut shop does
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with fresh strawberries
should be considered a sex crime.
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That's intriguing.
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Pick me up at six?
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Okay. Two hours to get
the tactical advantage I need
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to stop Candace. I can make this work.
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00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:27,953
Only two rentals on Loma Vista Lane,
and one isn't really her speed.
247
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,786
This feels more like Candace.
248
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,910
The Gothic Barbie dream house.
249
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,957
"Historic Victorian home
in Angelino Heights.
250
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:39,501
Private bathroom, balcony. Tee-pee access.
251
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:42,127
Rachel is a superhost
with a five-star rating
252
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,884
who recently relocated to Berlin."
253
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,426
Cross-reference Google Maps,
254
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,090
and bingo.
255
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,807
Candace found me, I found her.
256
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,907
Toyota Camry. Same as yesterday.
257
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,673
I should listen to my instincts.
This is bad, Love.
258
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,130
Plainclothes cop?
259
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,212
Henderson? Maybe Will talked?
260
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:26,216
Jasper's associates got to him in Manila...
No, that's crazy.
261
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,680
Dr. Nicky hired a PI from prison.
262
00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:31,972
What's he got on me?
Oh, no, no no.
263
00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:35,597
This city is fucking endless.
264
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,227
If I can't disappear into all that...
265
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,065
No, Love, I don't want to disappear.
266
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:44,109
I want to eat donuts,
impress your parents.
267
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,113
Hear my name, my real name, on your lips.
268
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,661
Pack of... No, thank you.
269
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,381
Fucking LA traffic.
I'm so late for you, Love.
270
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:08,843
Is that the Toyota?
271
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:13,311
No, no no. Oh, Love.
272
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:18,140
-You're having me followed.
273
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:20,694
No. There has to be an explanation.
274
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,525
If you're gonna show up an hour late,
you should call.
275
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:29,452
She's furious,
276
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:32,280
or the doors are about to fling open
with an army of law enforcement.
277
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:33,276
It's hard to say.
278
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,252
I'm so sorry.
279
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,581
Hey, I don't do apology assault, Will.
280
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,803
You stood me up,
you'll get to apologize on my time.
281
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,417
Understood.
282
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,296
So far, so weird.
283
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,013
That doesn't look like the face of a woman
284
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,973
who just learned something
unspeakable about her man.
285
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,810
Maybe I should just...
286
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,059
Love...
287
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,193
Is everything okay?
288
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,940
I don't know. You tell me.
289
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:07,443
When I was walking up just now,
there was a man leaving here.
290
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:10,986
Yeah, that's Alec Grigoryan.
He's a private detective.
291
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:13,201
My family's been using him for years.
292
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,328
He was here, why?
293
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,576
Well, I hired him to look into Amy.
294
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,208
- Oh.
- You trust me.
295
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:24,960
It's Candace you don't trust
because you are smart and true.
296
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,134
- But...
- Why wouldn't you say something?
297
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:30,382
It's not a big deal
unless he finds something, right?
298
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:35,223
I think hiring a PI
is actually kind of a big deal.
299
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,264
Not if you're a Quinn.
300
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,353
I can't believe you're being so casual.
301
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,935
I don't know why you're freaking out.
You don't even like her.
302
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,070
Would you ever hire someone to follow me?
303
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,942
I don't know. Why? Should I?
304
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:51,395
Who are you right now?
305
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:54,657
The thing is, people take advantage
of people with money.
306
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,120
It's just a fact, okay?
307
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,620
I'm not gonna apologize
for protecting my family.
308
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:00,657
Ever.
309
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,536
Privilege check, aisle one.
310
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,875
- I just think...
- What?
311
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,769
My parents offered to help.
312
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,393
We can pay them back, and...
313
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,030
Can we talk about this?
314
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,870
You're just detoxing.
315
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,300
I just think...
316
00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:59,559
I'm some spoiled rich girl?
317
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,640
Independent, but always have
a golden parachute if I need it?
318
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,020
- Well, yeah.
- It's not what I meant.
319
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:08,611
You did.
320
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,613
I'll call Alec tomorrow morning.
321
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,736
Tell him to stop following Amy.
322
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,993
I get how it's too much.
323
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:22,371
Okay? I'm sorry.
324
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,497
I'm sorry.
325
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,999
I'm sorry for missing our donut pil...
326
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:32,745
I told you,
327
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:36,764
don't apologize.
328
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:48,733
Salmonella?
329
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,398
- You're an idiot.
- Yes.
330
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,689
No secrets, Love. Please.
331
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:56,145
I really don't do well with secrets.
332
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:03,792
Barry. Okay, Barry,
don't be such a massive pussy.
333
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,254
Just match Ray.
334
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,576
Don't you want your name
on something relevant?
335
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:11,632
Something that matters,
something... Exactly.
336
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:16,671
Yes... Of course I'll tell my dad.
337
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,972
Thank you, Barry. Thank you.
338
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,644
Thank you.
339
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,601
Barry's in the bag.
Put him down for 100K.
340
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,805
Great. I have a hair thing.
341
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,064
Oh, okay.
342
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:35,027
Bye. Treasure you.
343
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:38,819
Fucking Barry.
344
00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:11,897
Can I help you?
345
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:14,356
I'm looking for Will.
346
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,689
Oh, sorry. He's not home right now.
347
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:19,190
I'm Amy. You are...?
348
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:20,989
The building manager.
349
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,204
Oh, cool.
350
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,833
I love these old Deco places.
351
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:32,250
I'm glad Will opted for some charm
and not some soulless condo.
352
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,841
- How do you know Will?
- Friends.
353
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:37,168
But, you know, it's complicated.
354
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:40,924
You were at the memorial yesterday,
weren't you?
355
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:44,551
Yeah. Hence, complicated.
356
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:46,598
Will and I used to date.
357
00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:50,637
He has a pair of earrings
I've been trying to get back.
358
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,886
- Do you think you could...
- Did you know Henderson?
359
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:55,017
Forty did.
360
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:58,106
His comedy really wasn't my speed.
361
00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:02,901
And I don't mean to speak ill of the dead,
but he seemed kind of like a perv.
362
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,000
Oh, you can't actually come in.
It's against the law.
363
00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:13,706
Um, but what do they look like?
364
00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:15,920
Like, dangly little green stones.
365
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,881
Do you have any idea where they might be?
366
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,173
Um...
367
00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:20,416
Nightstand?
368
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,296
Okay, I'll go... I'll go look.
369
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:29,184
So, are you from Brooklyn, too?
370
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:32,233
Not originally,
but that's where I met Will.
371
00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:36,056
That's cute. Who followed who?
372
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:39,976
I'm sorry?
373
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,777
To LA. Did you follow him or him you?
374
00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:44,611
Oh. We were already broken up
375
00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:47,276
so more of a coincidence
that we both ended up here.
376
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:51,117
Well, I didn't find any earrings.
377
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,203
Um...
378
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,751
Damn it.
379
00:22:54,998 --> 00:22:57,288
All right. I'll hit him up later.
Thank you so much.
380
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,456
Yeah, no problem.
381
00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:11,181
- This is Love.
- Miss Quinn.
382
00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:14,345
- Alec Grigoryan.
- Yeah, thanks for calling me back.
383
00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:16,524
I've decided
I want to call off the investigation.
384
00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:18,023
You can charge me for the whole day.
385
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:20,145
Well, I think you're gonna wanna see
what I found.
386
00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:21,822
Can you meet?
387
00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:38,960
Now that you've called off the dogs,
388
00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:41,632
I can get back to the work
of getting Candace away from us.
389
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,585
- Hey, Casanova.
- I'm gonna keep walking, Ellie.
390
00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:48,143
I'm just impressed.
391
00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:51,682
Our little Will caught the eye
of heiress Love Quinn
392
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:54,183
and is sneaking around
with a secret ex-girl.
393
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,476
Did not think you had that much game.
394
00:23:56,643 --> 00:23:58,023
Ex-girl?
395
00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:00,443
I appreciate how you're not racist
towards gingers.
396
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:03,359
Ginger? What are you talking about?
397
00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:06,613
Came by looking for earrings. Come on.
398
00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:10,240
- That's, like, gotta be code for...
- Candace, here.
399
00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:13,543
Listen to me. That woman, she's...
400
00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:14,698
She's what?
401
00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:17,456
- What?
- She's no one.
402
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,420
- You are so lying to me right now.
- Go home.
403
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:25,300
Hey, just because you're dripping
in hoo-ha doesn't mean you're all that!
404
00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:27,301
Asshole.
405
00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:34,599
Candace coming here crosses a line.
I need a new plan.
406
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,569
If you think about it,
she's already living on borrowed time.
407
00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:46,528
She resurrected
like some sort of ginger vampire
408
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:47,990
to suck my life away.
409
00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:51,405
Dealing with her is nothing
but balancing the cosmic scales.
410
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:56,195
It's not safe, her walking around free.
411
00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:01,630
She's dangerous, not just to me.
To your brother. To you.
412
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,930
Night off. That works.
413
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,061
Seems bunny's home.
414
00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:09,111
"Rope bondage." "Tight binding."
"Krav Maga"?
415
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,080
Candace!
416
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,788
Untie me, you... bitch!
417
00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:24,458
- I'm sorry,
- Oh!
418
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:26,331
- what did you call me?
- Ah!
419
00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:27,958
Not Candace. What?
420
00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:40,387
Hi.
421
00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:43,176
I... I just... I...
422
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:44,688
Just save your lies for the cops.
423
00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:47,609
No, this is...
this is not what it looks like.
424
00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:48,729
Oh, really?
425
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:51,567
Candace Stone?
426
00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:57,162
You're not a film financier.
You're a waitress, barely.
427
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,905
Spent a good few weeks
in a mental hospital last year.
428
00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:05,421
You have no money, no family,
no permanent address.
429
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:08,078
And so you tried to con us.
430
00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:11,418
- Wouldn't be the first time.
- Love, okay, please...
431
00:27:11,504 --> 00:27:14,224
The one thing I still don't understand
is what you want with Will.
432
00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:17,589
His name's not Will.
433
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,560
- Jesus Christ, what...
- It's Joe Goldberg.
434
00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:25,225
He's my ex-boyfriend.
435
00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:28,690
I know this sounds crazy,
but I am telling you the truth.
436
00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:31,981
He attacked me and almost killed me.
437
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:35,277
- He what?
- Yes. And he killed the girl after me.
438
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,819
Is this some kind of joke?
439
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,830
I... I wish it was.
440
00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:43,905
I only came here to protect you.
441
00:27:45,121 --> 00:27:47,871
Before you went to Austin
to date my brother or after?
442
00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:49,747
No, to protect all of you.
443
00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:52,714
But especially you.
444
00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:55,514
If he loves you,
445
00:27:56,591 --> 00:27:59,641
that's the most dangerous thing.
446
00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:09,229
Take a look inside.
447
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:17,784
Now, bitch, what's your name?
448
00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:19,910
Will.
449
00:28:20,907 --> 00:28:22,487
Why did you break into my home, Will?
450
00:28:22,575 --> 00:28:23,405
I didn't break in.
451
00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:26,163
- I was just...
- Don't lie to me.
452
00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:27,786
I learnt Krav Maga.
453
00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:30,672
And I'm not afraid to use it.
454
00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:34,129
I’ve made mistakes, but, oh my,
is this a new first prize?
455
00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:35,302
The door was open.
456
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:38,220
Is an open door the same
as an invitation to enter?
457
00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:41,087
I'm sorry.
458
00:28:41,344 --> 00:28:43,814
- I asked you a question.
- Please.
459
00:28:43,888 --> 00:28:45,768
Come on, Will. Consent 101.
460
00:28:45,849 --> 00:28:49,439
Is an open door the same
as an invitation to enter?
461
00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,559
No, no. No, it's not.
462
00:28:51,646 --> 00:28:53,936
Who knows
how to tie people up like this?
463
00:28:54,023 --> 00:28:56,993
This woman is clearly
some kind of perverted sex worker.
464
00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:58,948
Not that I'm judging.
465
00:28:59,362 --> 00:29:00,782
- Think.
- Think.
466
00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:01,784
Who's Candace?
467
00:29:03,324 --> 00:29:07,004
Amy... Adam. That's why I'm here.
468
00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:07,908
I see.
469
00:29:09,622 --> 00:29:11,792
And you were going to...
470
00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:13,996
That's... that's...
471
00:29:14,169 --> 00:29:15,839
That's not what it looks like.
472
00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:18,511
I was supposed to creep in
and surprise her.
473
00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:23,681
In bed. She wanted me to tie her up.
474
00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:26,810
- And, you know, it... This is...
- You're telling me
475
00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:29,020
this is some kind of scene you negotiated?
476
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:30,890
We're both really vanilla, I admit.
477
00:29:30,977 --> 00:29:33,937
But she keeps asking,
and I wanna be more GGG.
478
00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:35,942
This is not the first time
she has flaked on me.
479
00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:40,994
This is the first time I have been beaten
and tied up for it, though.
480
00:29:43,698 --> 00:29:46,408
Jesus. You poor, pathetic boy.
You went to Home Depot.
481
00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:48,496
Can I give you a piece of advice?
482
00:29:48,995 --> 00:29:51,535
Um, maybe untie me first?
483
00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:53,963
Don't try so hard. This isn't you.
484
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,536
You're not rape fantasy guy.
485
00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:59,168
I'm not.
Not even a little bit.
486
00:29:59,255 --> 00:30:01,835
You're demeaning yourself, man.
Let me tell you something about Amy.
487
00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:03,755
She's hardly been here
since she rented my room.
488
00:30:03,843 --> 00:30:06,303
- I can hardly feel my hands.
- I know the type.
489
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,468
Come to LA with stars in their eyes,
490
00:30:08,556 --> 00:30:10,886
but few, if any,
have the talent to make it.
491
00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:12,642
So they starfuck.
492
00:30:13,686 --> 00:30:18,186
You know, she's dating some douche-canoe
with a stupid name.
493
00:30:18,733 --> 00:30:20,783
Forbes? Francis?
494
00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:22,779
Idiot.
495
00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:24,244
Mm-hmm.
496
00:30:24,697 --> 00:30:28,657
A lot of men in LA should just be taken
out of the gene pool.
497
00:30:28,743 --> 00:30:31,503
Murdered by an unhinged dominatrix.
498
00:30:31,871 --> 00:30:32,831
Remember me, Love.
499
00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:34,714
I'm inclined to untie you.
500
00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:37,705
But you try anything stupid,
501
00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:39,964
and I throat punch you
with my Louboutin, dig?
502
00:30:40,046 --> 00:30:40,876
Yes.
503
00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:43,134
Yes, I dig. I dig.
504
00:30:50,431 --> 00:30:51,471
Ah.
505
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,270
Call yourself a Lyft, sweetie,
and get the fuck out of my house.
506
00:30:57,564 --> 00:31:01,194
Candace two, me zero. Damn it.
507
00:31:14,330 --> 00:31:15,370
It smells amazing.
508
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,044
It's a new recipe.
509
00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:20,249
Taste?
510
00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:51,744
That... It tastes...
511
00:31:51,826 --> 00:31:52,696
Like shit?
512
00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:58,580
- I'm sorry. It's... it's salty.
- Yeah.
513
00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:00,536
It's 'cause I used salt instead of sugar.
514
00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:02,634
Sucks being lied to, huh?
515
00:32:09,385 --> 00:32:10,215
What is this?
516
00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:12,264
Open it.
517
00:32:21,397 --> 00:32:22,647
Truth time.
518
00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:25,355
Tell me it isn't you.
519
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:26,824
It's me.
520
00:32:29,697 --> 00:32:31,317
Is your name Will Bettelheim?
521
00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:33,485
My name is Joe.
522
00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:37,495
Joe Goldberg.
523
00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:46,590
- And Amy...
- Is Candace Stone. I know. I...
524
00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:50,007
Why did she tell me
that you buried her alive?
525
00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:53,053
- That's what she believes.
- Yeah, well, she also believes...
526
00:32:53,721 --> 00:32:57,231
that you killed a woman,
and that you're basically Dexter.
527
00:32:57,308 --> 00:32:58,808
Candace Stone is crazy.
528
00:32:59,018 --> 00:32:59,978
Clearly!
529
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:04,270
But there also must be some grain of truth
because you look so pale right now.
530
00:33:05,316 --> 00:33:06,276
So just tell me.
531
00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:08,362
I can find out.
532
00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:11,985
Anything. Right?
533
00:33:15,201 --> 00:33:16,451
Unlimited resources.
534
00:33:20,206 --> 00:33:22,956
Okay. Can...
535
00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:28,513
Candace is the reason I left New York.
536
00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:30,467
She's obsessed with me.
537
00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:34,549
She destroyed friendships, relationships.
538
00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:37,926
- I had to leave my job.
- Okay.
539
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:39,766
Say you're right. She's nuts.
540
00:33:42,145 --> 00:33:43,305
What about the other girl?
541
00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:49,317
Guinevere Beck.
The Dark Face of Love herself.
542
00:33:50,236 --> 00:33:52,856
Yeah, that was tragic.
543
00:33:53,573 --> 00:33:55,783
But we went out on one date.
544
00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:57,449
My main takeaway
545
00:33:57,535 --> 00:34:01,745
is she posted a photo of us
to make her actual boyfriend jealous.
546
00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:04,287
I never saw her,
547
00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:05,995
until months later
I heard she passed away.
548
00:34:06,085 --> 00:34:09,295
You tell me how Candace knows
about that at all.
549
00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:11,968
Why do you think I had no social media?
550
00:34:12,508 --> 00:34:13,888
Why do you think I changed my name?
551
00:34:13,968 --> 00:34:16,548
I wanted to disappear,
and she followed me.
552
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,306
I just wanted to be free.
553
00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:23,728
And then I met you.
554
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:29,074
Love, I am so sorry I lied.
555
00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:30,690
Why didn’t you tell me...
556
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,320
the moment that she showed up with Forty?
557
00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:39,743
I was terrified.
558
00:34:40,369 --> 00:34:41,539
Well, I sent her away.
559
00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:44,621
With a few threats, a lot of money.
560
00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:48,173
So she’s gone for real.
561
00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:50,962
But fuck, Will.
562
00:34:54,008 --> 00:34:54,968
Joe?
563
00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:58,974
I don't even know
what I'm supposed to call you now.
564
00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:00,805
Call me whatever you want.
565
00:35:01,724 --> 00:35:04,234
Call me Will. You can call me Joe.
566
00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:06,686
You can call me that fucking liar.
567
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,401
Call me in the middle of the night.
568
00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:12,321
Call me happy, sad, sick,
569
00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:14,277
for favors,
570
00:35:15,404 --> 00:35:17,744
for sex, for a laugh,
571
00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:20,332
a cry...
572
00:35:22,286 --> 00:35:25,536
Don’t ever stop calling me.
573
00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:29,379
I have never loved anyone
like this before.
574
00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:35,006
Me neither.
575
00:35:46,727 --> 00:35:48,477
Which is what makes this so hard.
576
00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:00,530
It's over.
577
00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:28,688
How long have you um...
578
00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:32,231
How long have you known?
579
00:36:35,943 --> 00:36:39,453
You’ve been keeping this from me
for two months?
580
00:36:42,074 --> 00:36:43,334
You lied.
581
00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:48,001
Why?
582
00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:54,296
How am I...?
583
00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:37,093
You can't. You can't. You can't.
584
00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:41,259
You can't be sick.
585
00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:03,071
It would be easy
to blame Candace for this,
586
00:38:03,155 --> 00:38:06,235
and I do, but I blame myself too.
587
00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:08,196
I broke my own rule.
588
00:38:08,786 --> 00:38:10,746
But what is life without Love?
589
00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:16,246
I guess I'm gonna find out.
590
00:38:16,335 --> 00:38:20,005
Well, if it isn’t Dr. Jekyll
and Mr. Douchebag.
591
00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:26,512
I came by to drop off my badge
and my apron.
592
00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,142
You don’t have to quit.
593
00:38:29,682 --> 00:38:31,602
I do, Forty.
594
00:38:32,059 --> 00:38:34,519
Actually... you don't.
595
00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:37,226
Look, Love told me everything,
596
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:41,235
and while we agreed
that you are a lying ball sack,
597
00:38:41,944 --> 00:38:43,074
we also agreed
598
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:45,744
that you probably don’t need
to be punished twice.
599
00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:51,123
So just, like, stay out of her airspace
for a while. Okay?
600
00:38:51,954 --> 00:38:53,464
Are you saying I should stay?
601
00:38:55,207 --> 00:38:56,167
For now.
602
00:38:58,085 --> 00:38:59,295
I went to bat for you.
603
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:02,052
Why?
604
00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:05,297
Because it's nice having you around.
605
00:39:06,135 --> 00:39:07,005
You’re real.
606
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:11,720
You did lie about your identity,
607
00:39:11,807 --> 00:39:14,977
but you are still more authentic
608
00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:17,101
than half the fuckers I know.
609
00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:19,609
Thanks, man.
610
00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:22,440
If being Forty’s bitch
means I get to stay in your orbit,
611
00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:23,986
sign me up.
612
00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:25,950
Like I said, he’s not a bad guy.
613
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:29,120
You’re not one
of those self-loathing Jews, are you?
614
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,700
- Spoke too soon.
- What?
615
00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:31,985
Joe Goldberg.
616
00:39:32,411 --> 00:39:34,081
Great name for a producer.
617
00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:35,163
Will Bettelheim...
618
00:39:36,332 --> 00:39:38,882
made you sound like a Nazi, so...
619
00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:42,171
Thank you for giving me another chance.
620
00:39:42,588 --> 00:39:44,128
And thank Love for me, too.
621
00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:46,878
Land of second chances, am I right?
622
00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:52,061
This can work.
623
00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:54,930
I’ll just go back to loving you
from a distance.
624
00:39:56,644 --> 00:40:00,774
Life’s a divine comedy.
A tale told by an idiot.
625
00:40:01,732 --> 00:40:03,572
-A sadistic idiot.
626
00:40:04,026 --> 00:40:05,066
Speaking of sadists,
627
00:40:05,152 --> 00:40:06,952
I’d endure a ten-hour session with Rachel
628
00:40:07,029 --> 00:40:09,369
for just five more minutes
of you not hating me.
629
00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:12,117
-Please do something.
630
00:40:18,582 --> 00:40:20,132
Hey, Delilah?
631
00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:21,998
What?
632
00:40:22,336 --> 00:40:23,956
It’s worse than I thought.
633
00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:28,470
How’s it going?
634
00:40:29,176 --> 00:40:31,966
Hmm. How's it going? Um...
635
00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:34,846
This town enables rapists.
636
00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:38,229
You mind if I take a look?
637
00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:48,904
Wow. This is quite a who’s who.
638
00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:50,283
Oh!
639
00:40:50,656 --> 00:40:51,986
Oh, look, I made the cut.
640
00:40:52,074 --> 00:40:53,994
Don’t touch, please. Don't touch.
641
00:40:54,076 --> 00:40:56,616
I’d be worried,
but half of Hollywood is up there,
642
00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:57,964
including Johnny Carson,
643
00:40:58,038 --> 00:40:59,828
who I’m pretty sure has been dead
for years.
644
00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,206
This is a lot, Delilah.
645
00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:07,134
You don't think I know that?
646
00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:10,378
I’m trying to topple the patriarchy
647
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:11,798
from my two-bedroom apartment,
648
00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:15,636
and it is, one, impossible,
and, two, deranged,
649
00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:18,853
and I just...
I just want somebody to hurt...
650
00:41:20,102 --> 00:41:21,192
like I'm hurting.
651
00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:26,396
Is... Is this okay?
652
00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:31,911
Oh, look at you, asking for consent,
very fucking woke. Gold star.
653
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,580
I’m sorry he hurt you.
654
00:41:42,124 --> 00:41:45,004
Palo santo and synthetic watermelon.
655
00:41:45,085 --> 00:41:49,335
Odd combo, but it works.
Wise and irreverent, like her.
656
00:41:51,884 --> 00:41:52,804
Will...
657
00:41:57,139 --> 00:41:59,519
She’s not in her right mind,
and neither am I.
658
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:00,640
This is bad.
659
00:42:00,726 --> 00:42:02,186
So why doesn’t it feel bad?
660
00:42:02,269 --> 00:42:05,149
Okay, wait. You're upset.
Maybe we shouldn’t...
661
00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:08,147
I just want to feel good again.
662
00:42:08,901 --> 00:42:10,111
Me too.
663
00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:21,082
She needed someone.
664
00:42:22,456 --> 00:42:24,076
I suppose it's the least I could do.
665
00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:27,246
This whole thing that you're doing...
666
00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:28,456
Is a lot.
667
00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:33,086
And I have ten unpleasant phone calls
I need to get to, so...
668
00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:35,798
- Maybe you should just go.
- Yeah, okay...
669
00:42:35,886 --> 00:42:37,756
So, I have a thought aboutthat.
670
00:42:38,472 --> 00:42:39,432
Oh?
671
00:42:40,516 --> 00:42:41,676
Chasing this story...
672
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:46,561
You know the story already.
It's... it's your story.
673
00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,226
- Are you saying...?
- I'm saying...
674
00:42:50,693 --> 00:42:53,653
you go after the whole town
if you want,
675
00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:58,737
but what if you tell your story?
Think about how powerful that would be.
676
00:42:59,785 --> 00:43:03,495
It might encourage others to do the same.
You wouldn’t have to chase them down.
677
00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:06,790
They would follow your example
and come forward.
678
00:43:08,919 --> 00:43:14,259
Did you just mansplain
and patronize me in the same sentence?
679
00:43:15,050 --> 00:43:17,430
Thanks for the D, Will. Bye.
680
00:43:27,146 --> 00:43:29,056
I gotta get out of this town, Love.
681
00:43:34,361 --> 00:43:35,991
Can you believe this?
682
00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:40,243
Seven totems.
683
00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:43,076
And once you find all of them,
you are officially an Angeleno.
684
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,621
...and can never leave.
685
00:43:46,540 --> 00:43:49,250
Starlets in matching dresses.
Dog in a stroller.
686
00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:52,455
Off-brand superhero.
Rollerblader in booty-shorts. Cop chopper.
687
00:43:52,546 --> 00:43:53,546
Pack of coyotes.
688
00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:57,220
And the burning palm tree.
689
00:43:58,510 --> 00:43:59,890
As Raymond Chandler said,
690
00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:04,176
"There is no trap so deadly
as the trap you set for yourself."
691
00:44:05,309 --> 00:44:07,809
Maybe I’ll stick around for a while,
push my luck.
692
00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:09,609
One thing’s for sure,
693
00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:11,769
you can’t beat the donuts.
694
00:45:13,627 --> 00:45:15,547
Subtitle by Matheus Modesto