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<font color="#ffff00">Provided by explosiveskull</font>
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M_I_SForEver

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<i>Here at Magic Motors,
we make high prices disappear.</i>

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Prices disappear.

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They're not disappearing.

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Oh, he's coming!

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All right, you clowns, gather around
here, I wanna talk to you.

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I've got cars out there
gathering dust people!

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Now you stiffs have got to get John Q and
Jane Q's signatures on these contracts.

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And then you turn your
attention to the other lollipops

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that are coming onto the lot.

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Mr. Grismer,
some of them just want to look.

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Want to look?

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People come on this lot because they
prefer to drive, rather than walk.

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Now your job is to
sell from the heart.

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From the gut.
If you're not prepared to do that,

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then you can get your
low-production butt off my lot

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and make room
for somebody who is.

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Now, get out there and shove
those cars down their throats

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before I really blow a gasket!

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Somebody bring me
some hot coffee.

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Oh. Hi, little girl.

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Would you like to see
a magic trick?

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Can you make yourself
disappear?

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As soon as happy hour gets here.

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My dad says you probably
didn't go to college.

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My dad sells Cryptocurrency.

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Well, I sell wonder and amazement
under the guise of used car sales.

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He says in five years,
you'll be homeless.

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Well, that'd be a step up.
Now, beat it, kid,

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before I turn your freckles
into liver spots.

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I hear your attitude was
lousy out there today.

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Yeah, You know,
I think the smell of

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baby puke might have weakened
my charming personality.

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You're paid to entertain,
not depress everybody.

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I bring the stiffs in Grismer.
You know what?

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Sometimes I think you forget...

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who needs who.

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Pitchmen are a dime a dozen, and your
tricks are putting people to sleep.

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It's only a matter of time until your
dime-store magic isn't needed around here.

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And there'll come a time
when I land the big trick,

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people lined up around the block

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and you...
you begging me to stay.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Well, until that day happens
or until hell freezes over,

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you better shape up or ship out.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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I don't know how much
more of this I can take, Mike.

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Grismer?

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- I need a new job.
- Me too.

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You're too good for this place.
You should open your own shop.

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With what money?

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You're wasting your prime years, Mike...
on Grismer. Think about it.

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You are, too.

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Yes, but only physically.
Not my soaring soul.

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There's no magic here.

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Hey, Max.
Just waiting for backup.

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Doing okay there, buddy?

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Yeah, why do you ask?

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Well, it seems your friend
Vinnie is at it again.

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No, no, no. He's actually more of
a neighborly acquaintance, Carl.

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When he isn't blasted,
Vinnie is the kind of guy who

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makes death wishes before he
blows out his birthday candles.

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Wait, how often do you deal with
suicidal situations?

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Every morning.
Right before I walk into work.

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- Is that you, Max?
- Yeah.

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Yeah, me and

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three news crews
down the street.

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You're getting more press
than I am, Vinnie.

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I lost my job, Max.
I'm a failure!

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Yeah. Of course you are.

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- You've been drinking?
- No.

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- Why the hell not?
- I hate the world, Max!

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What's to hate, Vinnie?
You never leave your house.

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I should just hang myself
and get it over with.

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You'd look like a human pinata.

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- Hold on.
- I don't know if I can, Max.

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Kill me, please.
I want to die.

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- Oh, God.
- Hey! I haven't read that yet!

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It's the morning paper, Ralph.
It's five o'clock in the afternoon.

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Let me guess, Vinnie. Will you tell
him to just end it already, you?

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Yeah. I'll relay your
kind thoughts.

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Hey, Max. I want the
crossword section.

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Try and keep that commotion down.
I'm tired of that no-good bum.

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Your a humanitarian, Ralph,
did you know that?

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Okay, Vinnie.

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Guy with your looks is...

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- probably good with his hands.
- Yeah.

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A little shaky right now,
though.

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Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
How about a maintenance job?

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I did fix your toaster
a few weeks back.

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Yeah. Yeah, It burns real good
on one side right now.

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You know, Vinnie, why don't you try
looking on the brighter side, huh?

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Remember, I once complained
about a hole in my shoe

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until I met a man
with no feet. Hmm?

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What does that mean?

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It means, Vinnie,
people got it worse than you.

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I know a guy,
works a nowhere job.

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No purpose in his life.
Drinks way too much.

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His father thinks he's a loser.

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He only has one friend
in the whole world.

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Can't even buy a date unless he
makes them his lovely assistant.

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Man! I'm glad
I'm not him, Max.

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He's just one signature trick
away from fame and fortune.

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Oh, so sad. Whoever this person
is, it made me appreciate my life.

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Who is this sorry excuse
for a human?

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I made him up!

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Vinnie.

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Go have a shot of scotch, huh?

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Then you draw a nice hot bath,

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with the bubbles
and the candles, like you like.

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Okay, Max,
you're a real good friend.

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Is that it? So now what?

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Now I go home
and try to figure out

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why skipping college
was a good idea.

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You know, I should probably take
him in this time, Max.

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If you don't, Carl, I'll do another
charity event for you guys. Huh?

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This should be a really good ending
to a really, really good day.

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Excuse me. Hi, Mom.

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What? Mom, slow...
Mom, slow down...

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What?

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I'm sorry, Max.

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I know you and your brother
weren't that close, but still,

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I'm really sorry.

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Shot out of the womb.

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Different directions,
then never came full circle.

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It's sad.

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Plane crash,
I can't believe it.

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He was with his wife, too.
I mean, the whole thing. It's just awful.

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- Beer me.
- Bet your dad is taking this hard, talking about life

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just turning on a dime.

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<i>Ole!</i>

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- How's he doing?
- Not good.

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But, I mean,

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I'm pretty sure he wants to stick
around long enough to watch me

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totally fail. So that's good.

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But, Timmy, my nephew.
No one to come home to for dinner.

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No one to say, "Hello, Tim."

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How was your day, dear?

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When was last time you saw him?

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He was seven, eight...

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- He's 10 now.
- Who gets 'em?

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Ah, can't be my parents.

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Dad's too sick.

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Mom couldn't handle pre-teen
hormones 25 years ago.

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This right here is the
result of that.

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So that's gonna fall
on my shoulders, the kid.

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- Can you handle that?
- No. No.

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I don't like humans.

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Much less ones under 18.
Now I gotta live with him.

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- But he's blood.
- To family, Max.

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He's blood.
And so I'll grind it out.

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- Max, the good uncle.
- The good Scotch.

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<i>Have you ever had like
the worst day of your life?</i>

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<i>I guarantee you, it isn't
as bad as the one I'm having.</i>

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<i>Me. I lost everything.</i>

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- <i>All at once.</i>
- Hey, Tim.

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Your long-lost Uncle Max.

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Remember me? Famous magician.

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I got all those television
car commercials.

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I sent you that autographed headshot
for your birthday last year.

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You remember that? Or was it...
Maybe it was two years ago.

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Uh...

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I guess we share
the same DNA, you know?

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So I'm gonna be the one
that has to take care of you.

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Not really qualified to be
a parent.

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Or a human being,
for that matter.

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I mean, I'm still trying to
figure out my own life.

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You know, what do I want?
Who am I?

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Working in a soul-sucking
dead-end job?

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I mean, I'm paycheck
to paycheck.

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Just scraping by.
No insurance.

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Oh, and my girlfriend just
broke up with me,

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after two and a half weeks.
You believe that?

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Said she'd rather date a clown.

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Hurts. It hurts, you know?

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Anyway, I feel a little
better now.

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Thanks for listening.
You feel better too?

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I've seen your magic on TV.

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Why can't you
bring back my parents?

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I'm sorry.

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There's only one guy
who knows that trick.

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You can forget about me living
with you.

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Tim. Oh... This is...
This is gonna really be great.

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Oh, honey.

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You say that I can't live in
my house

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because you have sell it to
the bank or whatever.

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So why can't I live with you?

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Oh, honey, your grandpa Lyle and I
would love to have you live with us.

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But he's not well now.

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Tim, Grandpa is going
to start on some medicine

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that's gonna make
him really sick.

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They can't do it.

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- Oh, I love you.
- I miss them.

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Now? Really?

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- This is not gonna work.
- Leave it to your mommy.

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She could talk the devil
into buying a Bible.

197
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Maybe you ought to give up this
cheap vaudeville stuff, huh?

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Get a real job, like your brother.
He had responsibility.

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Something you don't know
anything about.

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Oh...

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Hubba hubba.

202
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Too soon?

203
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All right.

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What do you think?

205
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I hate it.

206
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,298
I hate wearing
that stupid thing.

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Nope. No. No.

208
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Look, let's just give this
a try, all right?

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Let me show you your room.

210
00:15:39,741 --> 00:15:44,011
Maybe you'll like it.
I doubt it, but maybe.

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Yep. Go down the hall.

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Nope. Left.

213
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Huh? What do you think?

214
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:06,433
I mean, I know
it's a little plain but,

215
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that could work out
to your advantage, right?

216
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You can pick your
own curtains,

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pick your own bedspread.

218
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Put posters up.

219
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I used to have one
right over my bed. Every night...

220
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We'll keep 'em PG-13, though.
Okay?

221
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All right. I'm gonna
leave you to it.

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Lights out at 10:00. Don't try to
climb out the bedroom window, okay?

223
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My neighbor Vinnie has
a Rottweiler out there,

224
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and he roams the streets.

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This is so hard.

226
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You lost your dad.
I lost my brother.

227
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And now we're
just sort of stuck together.

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I gotta be honest.
I don't know what to do.

229
00:16:50,578 --> 00:16:52,680
What would your dad do
in a situation like this?

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He'd give me a hug and say
everything would be all right.

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Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.
Let's do that. Come here.

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Bring it in.
There you go, Timmy.

233
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Just let those tears fly.
Everything's gonna be...

234
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Okay. Good night.

235
00:18:34,949 --> 00:18:37,184
Tim, I got some break...

236
00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:52,567
Teach that kid a learnin'.

237
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:57,805
Figure out there's one
boss in this house.

238
00:18:59,874 --> 00:19:02,142
We'll see when Max attacks, man.

239
00:19:05,947 --> 00:19:07,481
Well played.

240
00:19:13,588 --> 00:19:14,756
I don't care.

241
00:19:33,641 --> 00:19:39,580
You don't get it in the first 50 takes
this time, I'm dubbing your voice.

242
00:19:39,614 --> 00:19:41,683
Did you know you had a gift
for encouragement?

243
00:19:43,584 --> 00:19:46,554
- How's your, um...
- Nephew?

244
00:19:46,587 --> 00:19:49,322
He's fine. Come on,
you've seen me with the kids.

245
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:52,259
- They love me.
- Right.

246
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:58,432
Isn't it illegal to leave a 10-year-old
kid alone by himself all day?

247
00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:02,737
I tied him to a chair until my next
door neighbor could come watch him.

248
00:20:02,770 --> 00:20:06,339
- How are the hemorrhoids?
- Quiet on the set.

249
00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:09,877
Are we ready?

250
00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:11,913
Roll it.

251
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:20,588
Here at Magic Motors,
we make high prices disappear.

252
00:20:20,621 --> 00:20:22,255
Cut. Cut.

253
00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:09,771
Tim, I got you a burger, man.
Come get it.

254
00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:16,043
Dinner of champions, buddy.

255
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:23,885
Uh-oh, how'd that happen?

256
00:21:23,918 --> 00:21:25,853
I guess we'll just have
to eat together, huh?

257
00:21:35,062 --> 00:21:38,833
Or not. Oh, cool.

258
00:21:46,841 --> 00:21:49,110
That kid is smart.

259
00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:18,471
You see anything you like?

260
00:22:18,506 --> 00:22:20,808
Some of these cars
are antiques.

261
00:22:22,109 --> 00:22:24,579
Well, that's a kinder way
of putting it.

262
00:22:24,612 --> 00:22:27,648
I'd like to buy
something from this century.

263
00:22:27,682 --> 00:22:31,719
Well, you know, they knock off
10 bucks for every dent you find.

264
00:22:31,752 --> 00:22:34,856
Oops.

265
00:22:36,891 --> 00:22:40,561
Do all of the salesmen
wear magician outfits?

266
00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:43,998
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

267
00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:45,933
I'm not a salesman.

268
00:22:45,967 --> 00:22:48,135
I'm actually the
headliner here.

269
00:22:48,169 --> 00:22:52,673
Yeah, you know, the guy who does all
the charming television commercials,

270
00:22:52,707 --> 00:22:54,876
who everyone comes to see.

271
00:22:54,909 --> 00:22:59,479
But I'm really just biding my time
for the love of the kids. I love kids,

272
00:22:59,513 --> 00:23:02,717
and, uh, yeah,
cracking the code.

273
00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:05,152
Oh, and what code is that?

274
00:23:05,186 --> 00:23:07,822
The ultimate magic trick code.

275
00:23:07,855 --> 00:23:13,027
Think about it. Did anyone know David Copperfield
before he made the Statue of Liberty disappear?

276
00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:16,831
Before he levitated over the
Grand Canyon?

277
00:23:16,864 --> 00:23:19,567
Yeah, I think he was
pretty famous before that.

278
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:23,204
Exactly. You know, I...

279
00:23:23,237 --> 00:23:25,573
I've been thinking
about a new trick.

280
00:23:27,508 --> 00:23:29,143
I could use a new,
lovely assistant.

281
00:23:30,645 --> 00:23:32,479
Now, that sounds like a line.

282
00:23:33,581 --> 00:23:36,183
Did it work?

283
00:23:36,217 --> 00:23:39,086
I have a job, but
thanks for the offer.

284
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:40,755
We're ready for you,
Max.

285
00:23:40,788 --> 00:23:43,958
Oh, oh, oh.
They need me... the talent.

286
00:23:43,991 --> 00:23:48,529
Probably another close up.
Very little makeup, by the way.

287
00:23:48,562 --> 00:23:50,698
Anyway, you keep...
You keep trucking.

288
00:23:50,731 --> 00:23:52,033
Yeah, thank you.

289
00:23:52,066 --> 00:23:54,635
That's Frank "the Tank"
from <i>Old School.</i>

290
00:23:54,669 --> 00:23:56,971
- Yeah, ciao.
- Bye.

291
00:24:00,908 --> 00:24:04,145
See, you don't have
to do my dishes.

292
00:24:04,178 --> 00:24:06,446
- It's my pleasure, Max.
- Thank you.

293
00:24:08,182 --> 00:24:10,851
- How's Tim?
- Oh, he's fine.

294
00:24:10,885 --> 00:24:12,987
Mmm. He's a nice young man.

295
00:24:13,020 --> 00:24:15,589
- Yeah.
- Very quiet. But,

296
00:24:15,623 --> 00:24:18,659
then that's to be expected,
considering.

297
00:24:18,693 --> 00:24:21,762
Yeah, considering he was downgraded
to "Little Orphan" Timmy.

298
00:24:21,796 --> 00:24:24,899
I remember him as a loud voice
with a body.

299
00:24:24,932 --> 00:24:27,635
Now he's like
a closed clam in concrete.

300
00:24:27,668 --> 00:24:30,504
Give him time.
He's grieving, Max.

301
00:24:32,239 --> 00:24:35,176
Well, bills.

302
00:24:35,209 --> 00:24:38,846
I found out that his dad left me
$33,000 in his will,

303
00:24:38,879 --> 00:24:40,147
and he left the kids
some money in a trust.

304
00:24:40,181 --> 00:24:43,651
So it's not all bad news.
This is. Bill.

305
00:24:43,684 --> 00:24:46,120
- That was generous.
- Yeah. Yeah.

306
00:24:46,153 --> 00:24:48,956
I figure it...
It buys a little happiness.

307
00:24:48,990 --> 00:24:52,760
Max, you can't buy happiness.
Don't you know that?

308
00:24:52,793 --> 00:24:55,629
Yeah, I got the bad credit.

309
00:24:55,663 --> 00:24:57,832
Maybe I can lease it, right?

310
00:25:01,936 --> 00:25:03,104
What is this?

311
00:25:05,606 --> 00:25:09,310
Nice try, kid. You forget that
I'm a magician?

312
00:25:09,343 --> 00:25:12,113
I can spot a fake spider
miles away.

313
00:25:13,647 --> 00:25:17,852
Oh, fishing line.
That's pretty good.

314
00:25:22,223 --> 00:25:24,225
No.

315
00:25:26,694 --> 00:25:29,930
Get off me. Get off me.
Spiders, spiders, spiders.

316
00:25:33,067 --> 00:25:35,536
What's for breakfast?

317
00:25:36,704 --> 00:25:37,872
Cookies.

318
00:25:39,106 --> 00:25:40,274
Cookies.

319
00:25:47,681 --> 00:25:49,784
Lame trick.

320
00:25:49,817 --> 00:25:52,086
Cookies are not
a nutritious meal.

321
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:55,089
Yeah, they are.
They really, really are.

322
00:25:55,122 --> 00:25:58,859
You crumble them up. You put 'em in a bowl.
You put a little milk in it.

323
00:25:58,893 --> 00:26:02,196
All right, we don't have milk.
Look at the bowl.

324
00:26:04,131 --> 00:26:06,033
I mean, that's what cereal is.

325
00:26:06,067 --> 00:26:07,768
It's... It's... cookies.

326
00:26:07,802 --> 00:26:10,304
What 10-year-old doesn't like
cookies for breakfast?

327
00:26:10,337 --> 00:26:12,673
One that wants to see 11.

328
00:26:15,676 --> 00:26:18,913
Mrs. C is gonna be here soon,
try not to kill her.

329
00:26:18,946 --> 00:26:20,648
Can we get a dog?

330
00:26:20,681 --> 00:26:22,917
It's supposed to
help with grief.

331
00:26:22,950 --> 00:26:26,921
Nice try. I'm still trying to
get the whole kid thing down.

332
00:26:26,954 --> 00:26:30,091
I mean, I gotta figure out.
Do you eat too much?

333
00:26:30,124 --> 00:26:34,061
- If you need shots.
- If I'm potty trained?

334
00:26:36,730 --> 00:26:38,032
- Are you?
- Yes. I know

335
00:26:38,065 --> 00:26:39,400
how to pee in a toilet.

336
00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:41,669
Look, can we just try to
get through this week?

337
00:26:41,702 --> 00:26:44,105
Then we can talk about adoption.
All right?

338
00:26:44,138 --> 00:26:45,806
Pet or person?

339
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,342
Because I have no interest
in a sibling.

340
00:26:48,375 --> 00:26:50,811
- Especially a sister...
- Tim.

341
00:26:52,046 --> 00:26:53,981
- How tall are you?
- Why?

342
00:26:54,014 --> 00:26:56,417
What do you think about a magician
that can cut a kid in half.

343
00:26:56,450 --> 00:26:57,985
An illusion.

344
00:26:59,420 --> 00:27:02,389
Yeah, sure. An illusion. Okay.

345
00:27:02,423 --> 00:27:04,625
I think it's been done.

346
00:27:06,093 --> 00:27:08,162
You're right.

347
00:27:08,195 --> 00:27:10,397
Why don't you get
a good cavity started, huh?

348
00:27:10,431 --> 00:27:12,833
Try not to break anything.

349
00:27:12,867 --> 00:27:14,902
I'll be home after work.

350
00:27:17,805 --> 00:27:20,007
And here are the keys
to your new car.

351
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,742
- Thank you.
- Now, when it breaks down...

352
00:27:21,775 --> 00:27:24,778
If it breaks down,
be sure to call us.

353
00:27:24,812 --> 00:27:26,780
- Will do.
- Enjoy.

354
00:27:26,814 --> 00:27:30,951
Oh, hello. Oh, you
bought one of our cars.

355
00:27:30,985 --> 00:27:32,887
Got a decent deal.

356
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,822
Really?

357
00:27:34,855 --> 00:27:37,458
Well, you will be happy to know
that part of our policy here

358
00:27:37,491 --> 00:27:41,896
at Magic Motors is for
the charming magician...

359
00:27:41,929 --> 00:27:44,698
to provide lunch to all
of our new buyers.

360
00:27:44,732 --> 00:27:46,767
Except I don't do it
for everyone.

361
00:27:48,035 --> 00:27:51,872
- Uh, well, thanks anyway.
- Oh, oh, oh.

362
00:27:51,906 --> 00:27:54,441
I think I see
what's happening here.

363
00:27:54,475 --> 00:28:00,214
I think the life of a magician must
seem unattainable to the lay person.

364
00:28:00,247 --> 00:28:03,918
Glamorous, uh, well,
magical.

365
00:28:03,951 --> 00:28:07,721
But I assure you,
underneath this cape,

366
00:28:07,755 --> 00:28:09,924
I'm really just
a regular guy.

367
00:28:09,957 --> 00:28:12,326
- I'm sure you are.
- Yup.

368
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:15,863
And I am really only in the
market for a car right now.

369
00:28:15,896 --> 00:28:19,033
I mean, do I have plenty
of other interests?

370
00:28:20,901 --> 00:28:25,439
Sure. Many goals and, well,
long-range plans.

371
00:28:25,472 --> 00:28:28,142
Like what?

372
00:28:28,175 --> 00:28:32,279
Like I said, there are so many.
How could I name just one.

373
00:28:35,482 --> 00:28:40,221
Surviving my nephew. Excuse me.

374
00:28:43,157 --> 00:28:44,959
- World peace.
- Really?

375
00:28:44,992 --> 00:28:46,727
- Yeah.
- Me, too.

376
00:28:49,897 --> 00:28:55,002
Well, congratulations on your new
car and I will see you for lunch.

377
00:28:55,035 --> 00:28:59,773
Impressive. I think the depth of
your character blew her mind.

378
00:28:59,807 --> 00:29:01,275
Shouldn't you be working?

379
00:29:01,308 --> 00:29:04,378
- I'm reading the paper.
- Really?

380
00:29:04,411 --> 00:29:06,413
When did you become
interested in world events?

381
00:29:06,447 --> 00:29:10,818
I'm not. I'm just checking the
obits, hoping to find your name,

382
00:29:15,122 --> 00:29:17,491
World peace?

383
00:29:17,525 --> 00:29:20,160
I couldn't think of a single
thing that I'm passionate about.

384
00:29:20,194 --> 00:29:22,162
Oh, come on.

385
00:29:22,196 --> 00:29:24,064
Have you ever seen anyone
choked to death?

386
00:29:24,098 --> 00:29:26,133
Like really choked to death,
even in the movies?

387
00:29:26,166 --> 00:29:28,869
Because that's what it was like.

388
00:29:28,902 --> 00:29:31,071
<i>So how's Tim?</i>

389
00:29:31,105 --> 00:29:33,274
<i>Makes Godzilla look
like a gecko.</i>

390
00:29:33,307 --> 00:29:34,808
<i>That bad?</i>

391
00:29:34,842 --> 00:29:36,977
<i>I think he's trying to
force my hand.</i>

392
00:29:37,011 --> 00:29:39,246
<i>I mean, he doesn't wanna
live with me. Who does?</i>

393
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,382
<i>He probably
just feels alone.</i>

394
00:29:41,415 --> 00:29:45,019
<i>Amelia Earhart was alone.
Charles Lindbergh was alone.</i>

395
00:29:45,052 --> 00:29:48,389
<i>Those people that got stuck at the
top of Mount Olympus, they were alone.</i>

396
00:29:48,422 --> 00:29:51,325
- It's Everest.
- Exactly.

397
00:29:51,358 --> 00:29:54,461
<i>I'm getting hit in the face
by this parenthood like a brick.</i>

398
00:29:54,495 --> 00:29:58,533
<i>And I'm picking adolescent
shrapnel out of my body.</i>

399
00:29:58,566 --> 00:30:01,435
<i>Look, I'm gonna give him the
get-to-hate-me grace period,</i>

400
00:30:01,468 --> 00:30:04,104
<i>like I give everyone else
and, uh...</i>

401
00:30:05,439 --> 00:30:07,308
<i>I don't know,
throw some chores at him.</i>

402
00:30:08,976 --> 00:30:10,244
What's chores?

403
00:30:10,277 --> 00:30:12,379
The ones I don't wanna do.

404
00:30:28,929 --> 00:30:30,264
- Hi.
- First time here?

405
00:30:30,297 --> 00:30:32,199
Yeah, I just moved in
across the street.

406
00:30:32,232 --> 00:30:33,901
- Welcome to the town.
- Thank you.

407
00:30:33,934 --> 00:30:35,269
What can I get you?

408
00:30:35,302 --> 00:30:38,372
Um, can I get two scoops of
chocolate please?

409
00:30:38,405 --> 00:30:40,107
You got it.

410
00:30:41,241 --> 00:30:42,376
Is chocolate your favorite?

411
00:30:42,409 --> 00:30:45,045
Yeah. I like the
original flavors.

412
00:30:45,079 --> 00:30:47,948
I was gonna get vanilla
but I decided chocolate, so.

413
00:30:47,981 --> 00:30:49,283
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

414
00:30:53,921 --> 00:30:56,390
Oh, are you okay?

415
00:30:59,326 --> 00:31:01,862
- Here.
- Thanks.

416
00:31:02,963 --> 00:31:04,431
Can I buy
you another one?

417
00:31:04,465 --> 00:31:08,302
No, I think one of the scoops
got down my throat.

418
00:31:08,335 --> 00:31:12,039
I'm Brandi. You live at those
places near my house, right?

419
00:31:12,072 --> 00:31:14,174
Yeah. Tim.
I'd shake your hand,

420
00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:16,276
but you'd probably get
sticky handlebars.

421
00:31:16,310 --> 00:31:18,946
Thanks. I've got to go.

422
00:31:18,979 --> 00:31:21,081
But maybe I'll see you around.

423
00:31:21,115 --> 00:31:23,951
- Okay, cool.
- Bye.

424
00:31:41,402 --> 00:31:43,203
- Hello.
- What?

425
00:31:50,745 --> 00:31:56,350
I want to call a truce.
Okay, I surrender. Whatever it takes.

426
00:31:56,383 --> 00:32:01,021
You clearly have a future in espionage.

427
00:32:01,054 --> 00:32:03,223
You know, Tim, when I thought
about having a kid,

428
00:32:03,257 --> 00:32:05,325
I thought it would be a
baby crib and nursery rhymes,

429
00:32:05,359 --> 00:32:08,328
and I got an adult.

430
00:32:11,064 --> 00:32:12,567
I want you to have that.

431
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,468
That's my very first magic hat.

432
00:32:14,501 --> 00:32:18,138
Be careful with that.
Actually lost my virginity...

433
00:32:21,108 --> 00:32:25,713
Tim, when a man
loves another...

434
00:32:25,747 --> 00:32:27,715
Okay, I know what
virginity is.

435
00:32:27,749 --> 00:32:30,217
- You do. Good.
- Sure, okay.

436
00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:31,586
Okay.

437
00:32:34,455 --> 00:32:37,391
- You like being a magician?
- I love it.

438
00:32:37,424 --> 00:32:39,193
You know I like
the best, though.

439
00:32:39,226 --> 00:32:41,361
The idea that I could maybe make
somebody's day

440
00:32:41,395 --> 00:32:43,565
a little less miserable
than mine.

441
00:32:43,598 --> 00:32:46,400
Not too difficult to do it,
I might add.

442
00:32:46,433 --> 00:32:48,068
I could teach you some
if you want.

443
00:32:48,101 --> 00:32:50,137
What are you going to
teach me first?

444
00:32:50,170 --> 00:32:52,640
How to put a snake
in a cookie jar?

445
00:32:52,674 --> 00:32:55,309
You know, Tim,
magic's a mindset.

446
00:32:55,342 --> 00:32:57,545
You start small
and you build it up,

447
00:32:57,579 --> 00:33:00,314
and then you're catching bullets
with your teeth.

448
00:33:00,347 --> 00:33:02,282
I'll teach you
everything I know.

449
00:33:02,316 --> 00:33:03,518
Except...

450
00:33:03,551 --> 00:33:06,220
my big signature trick.

451
00:33:06,253 --> 00:33:07,421
Why not that one?

452
00:33:07,454 --> 00:33:09,289
Tim, it's dangerous,

453
00:33:09,323 --> 00:33:10,558
even death-defying.

454
00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:13,193
Plus, if I told you,

455
00:33:13,227 --> 00:33:15,162
I would have to kill you.

456
00:33:15,195 --> 00:33:16,396
Not if I killed you first.

457
00:33:16,430 --> 00:33:19,066
You can't
'cause I'd disappear. Poof!

458
00:33:21,168 --> 00:33:23,437
My dad used to teach me stuff.

459
00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:24,506
I wish he was here.

460
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,040
I do, too. I miss him.

461
00:33:29,476 --> 00:33:31,478
Anyway, tomorrow,

462
00:33:31,513 --> 00:33:32,814
we get magical.

463
00:33:32,847 --> 00:33:35,048
Give me it up high.
Down low.

464
00:33:35,082 --> 00:33:36,350
Too slow.

465
00:33:36,383 --> 00:33:38,820
Ooh, I'm out.
I'm safe though, right?

466
00:33:38,853 --> 00:33:40,320
- Sure.
- You sure?

467
00:33:40,354 --> 00:33:41,656
Yeah. You're good.

468
00:33:41,689 --> 00:33:43,056
- I hope so.
- Watch out for the spiders!

469
00:33:43,090 --> 00:33:45,225
- Oh!
- Nah, I'm kidding.

470
00:34:01,709 --> 00:34:03,210
Cups.

471
00:34:03,243 --> 00:34:04,244
Put the ball in...

472
00:34:17,157 --> 00:34:18,158
- Woah!
- <i>Voila!</i>

473
00:34:22,764 --> 00:34:24,498
I did it!

474
00:34:29,737 --> 00:34:30,738
Cool.

475
00:34:49,222 --> 00:34:50,257
Hey!

476
00:34:51,191 --> 00:34:52,492
Getting some ice cream?

477
00:34:52,527 --> 00:34:53,861
Not today.

478
00:34:53,895 --> 00:34:55,462
Sunflower seeds are safer.

479
00:34:55,495 --> 00:34:57,832
Probably not as sticky either.

480
00:34:57,865 --> 00:34:59,099
- Want some?
- Sure.

481
00:35:02,537 --> 00:35:03,871
Clifford?

482
00:35:05,740 --> 00:35:06,774
Yeah.

483
00:35:09,343 --> 00:35:10,410
Ew.

484
00:35:10,444 --> 00:35:11,846
So where do you live?

485
00:35:11,879 --> 00:35:12,880
Right down the street.

486
00:35:15,449 --> 00:35:17,284
I'm staying with my uncle.

487
00:35:17,317 --> 00:35:18,385
Parents on vacation?

488
00:35:19,486 --> 00:35:20,722
No,

489
00:35:20,755 --> 00:35:21,789
they died.

490
00:35:24,291 --> 00:35:25,593
My daddy died in the war.

491
00:35:32,533 --> 00:35:33,935
Ew.

492
00:35:33,968 --> 00:35:35,870
You're not supposed
to eat the shell.

493
00:35:35,903 --> 00:35:37,337
Why?

494
00:35:37,371 --> 00:35:39,172
So you have to crack the shell,

495
00:35:39,206 --> 00:35:40,842
and then you spit out the shell,

496
00:35:40,875 --> 00:35:42,610
and then you eat
the stuff inside.

497
00:35:42,644 --> 00:35:43,678
That's gross.

498
00:35:43,711 --> 00:35:44,712
No, try it.

499
00:35:46,313 --> 00:35:48,181
Okay, here goes.

500
00:35:53,521 --> 00:35:54,722
It takes some practice.

501
00:35:54,756 --> 00:35:57,190
Got a whole bag. Keep trying.

502
00:35:57,224 --> 00:35:59,627
My mom would love
seeing me do this.

503
00:35:59,661 --> 00:36:00,862
You wanna see a magic trick?

504
00:36:01,696 --> 00:36:02,697
Sure.

505
00:36:08,903 --> 00:36:11,506
- Red and blue, right?
- Uh-huh.

506
00:36:11,539 --> 00:36:14,742
Now, it's yellow and green.

507
00:36:14,776 --> 00:36:15,777
Whoa.

508
00:36:16,811 --> 00:36:18,680
- Wanna try?
- Sure.

509
00:36:18,713 --> 00:36:19,947
Nope.

510
00:36:19,981 --> 00:36:22,215
A magician
never reveals his secrets.

511
00:36:26,854 --> 00:36:28,288
This is so cute.

512
00:36:28,321 --> 00:36:30,892
I'd like to buy it.
How much is it?

513
00:36:30,925 --> 00:36:32,292
$5.

514
00:36:38,533 --> 00:36:40,200
I think this is five.

515
00:36:42,570 --> 00:36:45,305
One, two,
three, it's five.

516
00:36:45,338 --> 00:36:46,473
Well, thank you so much.

517
00:36:46,507 --> 00:36:47,842
You're welcome. Enjoy Bonita.

518
00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:49,409
Thank you. I will.

519
00:36:51,612 --> 00:36:52,847
Hello.

520
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,247
Hello.

521
00:36:54,281 --> 00:36:56,584
- Just that.
- You look familiar.

522
00:36:57,985 --> 00:36:59,654
Wait a minute. You do, too.

523
00:36:59,687 --> 00:37:01,589
You bought one of our
freshly-impounded used cars.

524
00:37:02,824 --> 00:37:04,357
Jen-ni-fer.

525
00:37:04,391 --> 00:37:06,561
Oh, that's such a...
That's a beautiful name.

526
00:37:07,628 --> 00:37:08,863
And you're that, uh,

527
00:37:08,896 --> 00:37:10,631
Merlin, the magician guy.

528
00:37:10,665 --> 00:37:12,934
Max "the Magical."

529
00:37:12,967 --> 00:37:15,603
At your service, my lady.
It's catchy, isn't it?

530
00:37:15,636 --> 00:37:17,337
Merlin is the guy
with the beard.

531
00:37:17,370 --> 00:37:18,806
Old guy, not like me.

532
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,675
And he helps the kid
with the sword.

533
00:37:20,708 --> 00:37:21,776
It's a good movie.

534
00:37:21,809 --> 00:37:25,345
So where is your magic outfit?

535
00:37:25,378 --> 00:37:26,881
It's at the cleaners.

536
00:37:26,914 --> 00:37:29,316
It's tough getting all
that fairy dust off, you know.

537
00:37:29,349 --> 00:37:30,785
Plus, a little baby
throw-up, too.

538
00:37:30,818 --> 00:37:32,754
Listen, I know this timing
is maybe a little weird...

539
00:37:32,787 --> 00:37:33,788
$49.95.

540
00:37:36,557 --> 00:37:38,726
You know what?
I actually have this.

541
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,393
That's embarrassing.

542
00:37:40,427 --> 00:37:44,331
Um, I will just get
this beautiful little heart.

543
00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:47,001
$10. Cash or credit?

544
00:37:48,569 --> 00:37:50,037
I love the way you say that.

545
00:37:50,071 --> 00:37:51,506
"Cash or credit."

546
00:37:53,074 --> 00:37:55,977
Cash, 'cause I have
plenty of cash.

547
00:37:56,010 --> 00:37:57,745
Cash has not been
a problem for me,

548
00:37:57,779 --> 00:37:59,514
if you know what I mean.

549
00:37:59,547 --> 00:38:01,682
Do you wanna buy Park Place
or Boardwalk?

550
00:38:03,885 --> 00:38:06,954
Remnants from a series
of pranks with my nephew.

551
00:38:06,988 --> 00:38:08,556
We called a truce.

552
00:38:08,589 --> 00:38:10,658
Actually, I surrendered.

553
00:38:10,691 --> 00:38:12,593
Um, it's a long story.

554
00:38:13,861 --> 00:38:15,696
We all have stories, don't we?

555
00:38:16,764 --> 00:38:17,999
$10 for the heart.

556
00:38:21,736 --> 00:38:22,970
Ten and one.

557
00:38:23,771 --> 00:38:25,606
That's for you.

558
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:26,741
Here's your heart.

559
00:38:28,643 --> 00:38:29,677
Thank you.

560
00:38:30,945 --> 00:38:31,979
I'll go.

561
00:38:37,552 --> 00:38:38,786
Bye...

562
00:38:46,727 --> 00:38:48,896
That's four times
through the line in a half hour.

563
00:38:48,930 --> 00:38:50,832
I know. I love it.

564
00:38:50,865 --> 00:38:52,700
I think it's my new hobby.

565
00:38:52,733 --> 00:38:54,869
Your quest
will be fruitless, you know.

566
00:38:55,503 --> 00:38:56,537
Mmm.

567
00:38:56,571 --> 00:38:57,972
I believe in Cinderella stories.

568
00:38:58,005 --> 00:38:59,607
I believe in tragedies.

569
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:00,975
Hmm.

570
00:39:01,008 --> 00:39:02,610
That's really funny.

571
00:39:03,511 --> 00:39:04,846
$3.50.

572
00:39:04,879 --> 00:39:07,515
Oh, yeah. You know what?

573
00:39:07,548 --> 00:39:10,084
I know how stores
always need change.

574
00:39:10,117 --> 00:39:11,752
It's funny
they never have change.

575
00:39:13,888 --> 00:39:15,590
So that's why
I'm paying in change,

576
00:39:15,623 --> 00:39:17,925
not because I don't have
money or anything like that.

577
00:39:17,959 --> 00:39:20,528
But I brought you some...
Some quarters.

578
00:39:20,561 --> 00:39:21,963
Quarters are important.

579
00:39:21,996 --> 00:39:24,065
One, two...

580
00:39:24,098 --> 00:39:26,767
Three... Let me take you
away from this.

581
00:39:26,801 --> 00:39:28,669
You know what?
That's good enough.

582
00:39:28,703 --> 00:39:29,837
Just take the bird.

583
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:35,643
Thank you, from me, too.

584
00:39:35,676 --> 00:39:36,944
You should see me in my cape.

585
00:39:38,145 --> 00:39:39,547
I did.

586
00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:17,184
- Oh, sorry.
- You scared the hell out of me.

587
00:40:17,218 --> 00:40:19,587
I'm sorry. Sorry.
I hurt my whole leg.

588
00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:22,023
Oh, hi. How are you?

589
00:40:22,056 --> 00:40:24,191
Funny meeting you here.

590
00:40:24,225 --> 00:40:26,861
Okay, look,
you seem like a nice guy.

591
00:40:26,894 --> 00:40:28,629
Thanks. I am. I'm really nice.

592
00:40:28,663 --> 00:40:30,998
Okay. I just got into town.
I've got responsibilities.

593
00:40:31,032 --> 00:40:33,868
Meeting a man at this point
is not a priority.

594
00:40:33,901 --> 00:40:37,004
Oh, well, how far down the list
do you think it is?

595
00:40:37,038 --> 00:40:38,739
It's about where your shoes are.

596
00:40:41,575 --> 00:40:44,512
- So you're saying there's a chance?
- Okay, I'm just keeping it real.

597
00:40:44,545 --> 00:40:45,980
- That's from <i>Dumb and Dumber.</i>
- I know.

598
00:40:46,013 --> 00:40:48,849
You do?
See, we have this in common.

599
00:40:48,883 --> 00:40:51,585
Um, okay. You know what?
You know what?

600
00:40:51,619 --> 00:40:53,187
Catch me
on one of my TV commercials.

601
00:40:53,220 --> 00:40:55,156
Aren't your TV commercials
late at night?

602
00:40:56,190 --> 00:40:57,825
Yeah.

603
00:40:57,858 --> 00:41:00,561
Technically,
the next morning. So?

604
00:41:00,594 --> 00:41:02,229
You hurt my feelings.

605
00:41:04,031 --> 00:41:05,733
I will look for it.

606
00:41:05,766 --> 00:41:07,969
I'm gonna send you
a secret signal,

607
00:41:08,002 --> 00:41:10,171
<i>Monopoly</i> money.
I'm gonna wave it out.

608
00:41:10,204 --> 00:41:11,772
I'm just gonna walk around you.

609
00:41:11,806 --> 00:41:13,908
- This is our thing anyway right?
- Yep.

610
00:41:13,941 --> 00:41:17,545
Oh, that was... That was magic.

611
00:41:25,953 --> 00:41:29,824
Max. Did Tim tell you
about his new friend?

612
00:41:29,857 --> 00:41:31,258
No. Big deal, Mrs. C.

613
00:41:32,126 --> 00:41:33,995
It's a girl.

614
00:41:35,963 --> 00:41:38,532
Facts of life
are in play already, huh?

615
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,036
All right, come on. Let's go.

616
00:41:43,304 --> 00:41:45,639
Little man talk, Mrs. C.
Let's go.

617
00:41:45,673 --> 00:41:46,941
Okay. I got it.

618
00:41:53,981 --> 00:41:55,649
This is gonna be awkward. Okay?

619
00:41:56,751 --> 00:41:57,918
Hit me.

620
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:02,957
- What's your secret?
- Secret?

621
00:42:02,990 --> 00:42:05,192
With the babes, man.

622
00:42:05,226 --> 00:42:07,328
You're getting everywhere.
I'm getting nowhere.

623
00:42:07,361 --> 00:42:09,563
There is no secret.

624
00:42:09,597 --> 00:42:12,166
I just let it happen naturally.

625
00:42:12,199 --> 00:42:15,336
Okay, I see
what's happening here.

626
00:42:15,369 --> 00:42:18,139
You want to see old Uncle Max
burn up on reentry.

627
00:42:19,940 --> 00:42:21,642
You know what?

628
00:42:21,675 --> 00:42:23,944
I'll tell you my secret

629
00:42:23,978 --> 00:42:27,715
if you tell me your big trick.

630
00:42:27,748 --> 00:42:29,884
A magician never reveals
his tricks.

631
00:42:31,252 --> 00:42:33,254
Okay, good luck with the babes.

632
00:42:37,291 --> 00:42:40,294
Hmm. Good talk?

633
00:42:40,327 --> 00:42:42,263
He still has a lot to learn.

634
00:42:54,375 --> 00:42:57,378
<i>I've sent a few items
gathered from your past.</i>

635
00:42:57,411 --> 00:42:58,846
<i>I knew I never gave you</i>

636
00:42:58,879 --> 00:43:01,315
<i>all the father-son talks
you deserve.</i>

637
00:43:01,348 --> 00:43:04,652
<i>I was never a hug
and kissy type of father.</i>

638
00:43:04,685 --> 00:43:08,055
<i>You had many more coming
than I ever gave you.</i>

639
00:43:08,089 --> 00:43:12,093
<i>You never let me down.
You always tried your hardest.</i>

640
00:43:12,126 --> 00:43:14,895
<i>And when we argued,
you were mostly right.</i>

641
00:43:14,929 --> 00:43:17,865
<i>But I couldn't bend
in my thinking.</i>

642
00:43:17,898 --> 00:43:19,700
<i>Life is so short, as they say,</i>

643
00:43:19,733 --> 00:43:24,038
<i>so make your years with Tim
heartfelt and full of joy.</i>

644
00:43:24,071 --> 00:43:27,141
<i>Always here for you. Love, Dad.</i>

645
00:43:27,174 --> 00:43:28,175
What's that?

646
00:43:29,877 --> 00:43:32,980
My, uh, my dad sent this.

647
00:43:33,013 --> 00:43:34,782
It's all stuff
from when I was a kid.

648
00:43:44,291 --> 00:43:46,894
Broke my nose trying to catch
my first grounder.

649
00:43:49,096 --> 00:43:51,031
Nice catch. Oh...

650
00:43:51,765 --> 00:43:53,701
Here.

651
00:43:53,734 --> 00:43:56,303
Your first hand-me-down.

652
00:43:56,337 --> 00:43:58,973
Be careful with that thing.
You could poke an eye out.

653
00:44:00,307 --> 00:44:02,243
Or mine.

654
00:44:02,276 --> 00:44:05,212
Maybe I should use it
on this boy named Clifford.

655
00:44:07,481 --> 00:44:08,916
He's got it out for me.

656
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:13,754
I noticed the scratches
once in a while.

657
00:44:13,787 --> 00:44:14,788
Clifford? Huh?

658
00:44:16,190 --> 00:44:18,159
- Cliff-ford?
- Mmm-hmm.

659
00:44:18,192 --> 00:44:19,827
Clifford.

660
00:44:19,860 --> 00:44:22,096
I'd be a bully
if my name was Cli-fford.

661
00:44:23,831 --> 00:44:25,399
So what's his racket?

662
00:44:25,432 --> 00:44:28,269
- Takes lunch money, huh?
- Oh, yeah.

663
00:44:28,302 --> 00:44:31,305
That and he makes people
pay for protection...

664
00:44:31,338 --> 00:44:32,840
from himself.

665
00:44:32,873 --> 00:44:36,010
He calls it life insurance.

666
00:44:36,043 --> 00:44:39,079
Word is, he has 500 bucks
in his backpack.

667
00:44:39,113 --> 00:44:42,816
- What?
- I say it's like closer to 150.

668
00:44:45,219 --> 00:44:47,354
Not too sure
what I'm supposed to say here.

669
00:44:47,388 --> 00:44:49,190
I think I should say,

670
00:44:49,223 --> 00:44:52,126
"Don't ever take that slingshot
to school for any reason."

671
00:44:53,460 --> 00:44:56,063
- Hmm?
- Okay.

672
00:44:56,096 --> 00:44:59,233
You gotta settle it
with your fists. <i>Capisce?</i>

673
00:44:59,266 --> 00:45:01,068
- Really?
- You give him a one-way ticket

674
00:45:01,101 --> 00:45:04,071
to knuckle airlines,
uppercut. Uppercut.

675
00:45:04,104 --> 00:45:06,774
- Seriously?
- Let me see what you got.

676
00:45:06,807 --> 00:45:09,210
Yeah, that's it. You kick butt.

677
00:45:09,243 --> 00:45:12,514
- Name names.
- Yeah, yeah.

678
00:45:12,547 --> 00:45:14,516
Yeah. That hurts, okay.

679
00:45:14,549 --> 00:45:16,417
You walk away.

680
00:45:16,450 --> 00:45:18,986
You know,
bullies are just bullies

681
00:45:19,019 --> 00:45:20,821
because they're scared.

682
00:45:20,854 --> 00:45:24,325
They don't want anyone to know
so they put on this big act.

683
00:45:24,358 --> 00:45:28,195
You stand up to him,
you got no problems.

684
00:45:28,229 --> 00:45:29,897
I never thought about it
that way.

685
00:45:31,533 --> 00:45:34,935
Well, this time, you should.

686
00:45:40,407 --> 00:45:41,909
I can't hit a thing.

687
00:45:41,942 --> 00:45:44,111
- Can I try?
- Sure.

688
00:45:44,144 --> 00:45:45,145
Hey.

689
00:45:48,048 --> 00:45:49,049
- Yeah?
- Mmm-hmm.

690
00:45:52,386 --> 00:45:54,188
How did you do that?

691
00:45:54,221 --> 00:45:55,724
Just did it.

692
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,494
So, have you cried yet?

693
00:46:01,195 --> 00:46:02,363
No.

694
00:46:04,465 --> 00:46:05,799
I cry every day.

695
00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:08,068
Especially at night.

696
00:46:10,371 --> 00:46:11,539
Leaving already?

697
00:46:14,408 --> 00:46:16,277
I hear my mom cry at night.

698
00:46:18,145 --> 00:46:19,947
Crying is good.

699
00:46:19,980 --> 00:46:22,416
I wish I could talk
to my mom and dad.

700
00:46:22,449 --> 00:46:23,585
You can.

701
00:46:23,618 --> 00:46:25,252
Visit them at their grave site.

702
00:46:26,287 --> 00:46:27,421
It helped me.

703
00:46:29,056 --> 00:46:31,125
I gotta go. See you around.

704
00:46:34,862 --> 00:46:35,863
See you later.

705
00:46:50,944 --> 00:46:53,914
So, yeah, I just waited for her
outside her store,

706
00:46:53,947 --> 00:46:56,483
you know, suave and stuff.

707
00:46:56,518 --> 00:46:58,252
So you... You're stalking her.

708
00:46:59,386 --> 00:47:01,121
Stalking,

709
00:47:01,155 --> 00:47:02,956
staking, staking out.

710
00:47:02,990 --> 00:47:05,392
So?

711
00:47:05,426 --> 00:47:07,194
The Berlin Wall went up again.

712
00:47:08,962 --> 00:47:10,565
So, break it down again.

713
00:47:12,066 --> 00:47:14,902
It might take
another hundred years.

714
00:47:14,935 --> 00:47:16,270
Definitely would be worth it,
though.

715
00:47:22,176 --> 00:47:23,844
Yeah. Hi, Mrs. C.

716
00:47:25,112 --> 00:47:26,980
What?

717
00:47:28,916 --> 00:47:31,653
Unbelievable.

718
00:47:31,686 --> 00:47:35,989
Yeah. No. Lock him in the closet
with no food or water.

719
00:47:36,023 --> 00:47:37,491
I'll be there as soon as I can.

720
00:47:39,326 --> 00:47:40,361
What happened?

721
00:47:41,228 --> 00:47:43,130
Timmy, the kid,

722
00:47:43,163 --> 00:47:45,966
broke a car window
with a slingshot.

723
00:47:45,999 --> 00:47:47,535
Who gave him that?

724
00:47:47,569 --> 00:47:49,537
Someone who should
definitely not

725
00:47:49,571 --> 00:47:52,039
have responsibility
over young children.

726
00:48:03,484 --> 00:48:04,485
Whoa!

727
00:48:05,986 --> 00:48:07,689
- Max.
- Hi.

728
00:48:07,722 --> 00:48:10,190
- Tim left.
- What?

729
00:48:10,224 --> 00:48:12,459
Vinnie, open up!

730
00:48:13,628 --> 00:48:15,095
I didn't call the cops.

731
00:48:15,129 --> 00:48:16,463
Vinnie, I don't have time
for your games.

732
00:48:16,497 --> 00:48:18,399
My nephew, Tim, took off.
Which way did he go?

733
00:48:26,140 --> 00:48:27,207
You're really high up.

734
00:48:28,475 --> 00:48:30,043
Sorry about the window.

735
00:48:31,378 --> 00:48:33,347
It's all right.
The wind made it curve.

736
00:48:35,249 --> 00:48:36,551
Are you gonna punish me?

737
00:48:37,217 --> 00:48:38,252
Nah.

738
00:48:39,153 --> 00:48:40,655
That is nah,

739
00:48:40,688 --> 00:48:42,489
as long as you tell me
your secret.

740
00:48:45,292 --> 00:48:46,927
All right, I'll go first.

741
00:48:49,096 --> 00:48:50,464
My secret is...

742
00:48:51,699 --> 00:48:53,967
I don't have
a big signature trick.

743
00:48:55,002 --> 00:48:56,970
I never have.

744
00:48:57,004 --> 00:48:59,473
That's why I work
a nowhere job for peanuts.

745
00:49:00,675 --> 00:49:02,376
I lack inspiration.

746
00:49:03,343 --> 00:49:05,345
I like your magic tricks.

747
00:49:05,379 --> 00:49:08,550
Yeah, well, thanks.
'Cause you're a rare breed.

748
00:49:08,583 --> 00:49:10,585
All right, that's my secret.
You're up.

749
00:49:11,519 --> 00:49:13,187
My secret?

750
00:49:13,220 --> 00:49:15,590
Yeah, come on.
I just spilled my guts out.

751
00:49:17,291 --> 00:49:20,294
The secret is to be yourself.

752
00:49:20,327 --> 00:49:21,729
That's what I do.

753
00:49:21,763 --> 00:49:24,164
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Come on. This is serious.

754
00:49:24,198 --> 00:49:26,400
Listen, I met
this total babe, and...

755
00:49:26,433 --> 00:49:28,168
I mean lady.

756
00:49:28,202 --> 00:49:30,137
And every time I get around her,

757
00:49:30,170 --> 00:49:32,473
I say stupid things,
I do stupid things,

758
00:49:32,507 --> 00:49:34,374
I get real nervous.

759
00:49:34,408 --> 00:49:35,743
For the first time...

760
00:49:37,244 --> 00:49:38,245
ever.

761
00:49:39,279 --> 00:49:40,715
I need help, man!

762
00:49:41,616 --> 00:49:43,116
Come on, spill it.

763
00:49:43,150 --> 00:49:46,220
Like, how did your dad
get your mom?

764
00:49:46,253 --> 00:49:49,189
How am I supposed to know?
I wasn't even born.

765
00:49:49,223 --> 00:49:50,625
Yeah. Good point.

766
00:49:50,658 --> 00:49:52,527
Well, just take a guess.

767
00:49:54,328 --> 00:49:55,697
She always liked compliments.

768
00:49:56,664 --> 00:49:58,265
Ah, yeah.

769
00:49:58,298 --> 00:50:00,033
Jennifer, you're so hot.

770
00:50:00,067 --> 00:50:02,236
No more specific.

771
00:50:02,269 --> 00:50:03,470
Like...

772
00:50:03,505 --> 00:50:05,305
Your hair smells delicious.

773
00:50:06,406 --> 00:50:08,810
Or... I like your boobies.

774
00:50:08,843 --> 00:50:11,713
No, come on.

775
00:50:11,746 --> 00:50:14,281
Like, your eyes are beautiful.

776
00:50:14,314 --> 00:50:16,651
Oh, yeah, yeah. Eyes are good.

777
00:50:18,252 --> 00:50:20,655
She also liked thoughtful gifts.

778
00:50:20,688 --> 00:50:22,790
Oh, yeah.
I could get her like a...

779
00:50:22,824 --> 00:50:25,392
a gift certificate
to the movies.

780
00:50:25,425 --> 00:50:27,629
Come on. More thoughtful.

781
00:50:27,662 --> 00:50:31,298
Like, if it's the first thing
that comes to mind...

782
00:50:31,331 --> 00:50:33,200
Yeah. Then it's not
that thoughtful.

783
00:50:33,233 --> 00:50:34,234
No.

784
00:50:35,369 --> 00:50:36,804
Good talk. Good talk.

785
00:50:38,171 --> 00:50:39,172
I'm falling.

786
00:50:44,444 --> 00:50:46,213
I, Max

787
00:50:46,246 --> 00:50:47,582
"the Magical,"

788
00:50:47,615 --> 00:50:50,685
shall levitate that cup
into that can.

789
00:50:50,718 --> 00:50:53,655
- Do you believe I can do it?
- No.

790
00:50:53,688 --> 00:50:56,290
You wanna put your money
where your 10-year-old mouth is?

791
00:50:56,323 --> 00:50:59,059
- Quarter says I can.
- Bet you a dollar you can't.

792
00:51:00,628 --> 00:51:03,096
Dollar's pretty steep.
Okay, you better pay up.

793
00:51:04,832 --> 00:51:07,535
Please, I need complete silence.

794
00:51:09,604 --> 00:51:11,606
I am conjuring
my personal force.

795
00:51:16,778 --> 00:51:18,513
Yes!

796
00:51:18,546 --> 00:51:20,314
- You see it? It moved.
- No.

797
00:51:20,347 --> 00:51:22,784
- That was the wind.
- Wind-schmind. That was me.

798
00:51:22,817 --> 00:51:25,285
That was Max "the Magical."
Watch.

799
00:51:25,319 --> 00:51:26,521
Watch and learn.

800
00:51:34,862 --> 00:51:36,531
Can I pay you next week?

801
00:51:36,564 --> 00:51:38,633
No, no. The reason is
I gotta call my accountant,

802
00:51:38,666 --> 00:51:42,870
move some things around, offshore
accountants. It's for tax purposes.

803
00:51:42,904 --> 00:51:44,104
Yeah, right.

804
00:51:45,740 --> 00:51:47,842
Did you make mistakes
when you were a kid?

805
00:51:47,875 --> 00:51:50,243
Tons.

806
00:51:50,277 --> 00:51:53,113
I did so much stupid stuff,
my dad was so fed up with me.

807
00:51:53,681 --> 00:51:54,716
Wait.

808
00:51:59,186 --> 00:52:00,220
I think I just...

809
00:52:02,389 --> 00:52:05,192
Yeah, I just got an idea
for a new trick.

810
00:52:05,225 --> 00:52:06,928
- The big one?
- Could be.

811
00:52:06,961 --> 00:52:08,563
Could be.
But I'll tell you what.

812
00:52:08,596 --> 00:52:10,932
It's gonna take
a little humility

813
00:52:10,965 --> 00:52:12,900
and a lot of embarrassment.

814
00:52:12,934 --> 00:52:14,569
So, do it.

815
00:52:14,602 --> 00:52:17,805
Not for me, for you.

816
00:52:17,839 --> 00:52:20,575
- I look ridiculous.
- You do not.

817
00:52:20,608 --> 00:52:23,578
You look great. You said
you wanted to be my assistant.

818
00:52:23,611 --> 00:52:25,713
Man, I hope no one sees me.

819
00:52:25,747 --> 00:52:28,448
Everybody's gonna see you.
And we're gonna see...

820
00:52:31,251 --> 00:52:33,554
Yeah, hold on. Just don't move.

821
00:52:36,490 --> 00:52:38,693
- Pull the thing. Pull...
- Give me that.

822
00:52:38,726 --> 00:52:41,929
How many times have I told you?
Don't play with my magic stuff.

823
00:52:41,963 --> 00:52:44,866
- His fault.
- I'm sorry.

824
00:52:44,899 --> 00:52:47,367
Now, if you want me to show you
how to do it, I will.

825
00:52:48,402 --> 00:52:50,337
But not now, because I'm mad.

826
00:52:50,370 --> 00:52:53,206
Oh, but listen, I was thinking
about this other trick

827
00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:57,344
when I levitate,
and then I come back down

828
00:52:58,278 --> 00:52:59,514
and then...

829
00:52:59,547 --> 00:53:01,683
You don't know how to levitate.

830
00:53:01,716 --> 00:53:02,784
I know how to levitate.

831
00:53:04,686 --> 00:53:05,920
Hold this.

832
00:53:06,888 --> 00:53:09,624
Hey! Get off! Get off him!

833
00:53:09,657 --> 00:53:10,892
Stand right there!

834
00:53:10,925 --> 00:53:12,325
What the heck is going on?

835
00:53:12,359 --> 00:53:13,728
I leave you alone
for two seconds

836
00:53:13,761 --> 00:53:14,962
and you get into a fight?

837
00:53:14,996 --> 00:53:16,964
Self-defense.
Clifford started it.

838
00:53:16,998 --> 00:53:19,399
- He had it coming.
- Hey.

839
00:53:19,433 --> 00:53:21,836
You beat it before I make you
pay for the hat.

840
00:53:21,869 --> 00:53:23,971
Whatever.
I'll teach you later, Tim.

841
00:53:24,005 --> 00:53:25,673
Listen, you're not...

842
00:53:28,576 --> 00:53:30,477
- I'm not doing this anymore.
- No. Hold on.

843
00:53:30,511 --> 00:53:32,345
Hold on, the outfit.
Don't do that.

844
00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:34,549
The outfit's paid for, buddy.

845
00:53:34,582 --> 00:53:36,884
- What about the big reveal?
- Do it yourself.

846
00:53:38,786 --> 00:53:40,588
Tim.

847
00:53:40,621 --> 00:53:42,289
We were gonna be...

848
00:53:42,322 --> 00:53:44,491
Go to Mrs. C's, Tim.

849
00:54:39,881 --> 00:54:42,650
<i>Mom, Dad,</i>

850
00:54:42,683 --> 00:54:45,787
<i>I know you're in heaven
and I'm gonna have to wait,</i>

851
00:54:45,820 --> 00:54:48,956
<i>but I think I know
what you told me.</i>

852
00:54:50,024 --> 00:54:52,459
<i>This is my life now.</i>

853
00:54:52,492 --> 00:54:54,028
<i>I should make
the best of it, huh?</i>

854
00:54:58,599 --> 00:54:59,600
I miss them.

855
00:55:01,903 --> 00:55:03,470
I miss them, too.

856
00:55:11,512 --> 00:55:12,847
I'm a failure, Jim.

857
00:55:14,849 --> 00:55:17,450
I'm warping this kid's
young, fragile mind.

858
00:55:20,087 --> 00:55:22,890
Oh, phones!

859
00:55:28,963 --> 00:55:29,997
Hi, Mrs. C.

860
00:55:31,699 --> 00:55:33,000
Yeah, I know.

861
00:55:33,034 --> 00:55:35,536
Sidekick thing
was a bad idea. I...

862
00:55:38,105 --> 00:55:40,007
Tim just got home?

863
00:55:40,041 --> 00:55:41,509
What do you mean he just...

864
00:55:41,542 --> 00:55:43,476
It's 10:00.
Where the hell was he?

865
00:55:45,513 --> 00:55:47,748
Brandi?

866
00:55:47,782 --> 00:55:49,517
He was with Brandi.

867
00:55:50,785 --> 00:55:52,086
That little player.

868
00:55:53,087 --> 00:55:54,555
Her mom's there.

869
00:55:55,122 --> 00:55:56,958
She's mad.

870
00:55:56,991 --> 00:55:58,358
Extremely mad.

871
00:56:00,427 --> 00:56:02,429
Not at me, though, right?

872
00:56:02,462 --> 00:56:03,698
No, no, no.

873
00:56:03,731 --> 00:56:06,033
Okay, I'll be right there.

874
00:56:06,067 --> 00:56:07,735
Sorry I'm late. Mrs. C.

875
00:56:09,003 --> 00:56:10,638
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

876
00:56:10,671 --> 00:56:11,873
You two know each other?

877
00:56:11,906 --> 00:56:14,775
- Yeah, we met.
- Briefly.

878
00:56:14,809 --> 00:56:16,878
I think I hear laundry
calling my name.

879
00:56:16,911 --> 00:56:18,946
Why don't you two go watch TV
for a few minutes?

880
00:56:22,183 --> 00:56:24,785
- I wanna go with them.
- You, stay.

881
00:56:27,154 --> 00:56:28,689
I was worried sick.

882
00:56:28,723 --> 00:56:30,191
Two 10-year-old's
have no business

883
00:56:30,224 --> 00:56:32,193
roaming the streets
at night. We have rules.

884
00:56:32,226 --> 00:56:34,095
You're darn right we do.

885
00:56:34,128 --> 00:56:36,030
Now what are we gonna do
about her?

886
00:56:36,063 --> 00:56:38,599
Oh, she's in trouble, too.

887
00:56:38,633 --> 00:56:41,102
Ever since Brandi's been hanging
around with your nephew,

888
00:56:41,135 --> 00:56:43,738
I am slipping on sunflower
shells all over the house.

889
00:56:43,771 --> 00:56:45,806
Oh, no.

890
00:56:47,808 --> 00:56:52,146
They're kids,
they bond in different ways.

891
00:56:52,179 --> 00:56:54,481
Mrs. Chambers told me
about your brother.

892
00:56:55,516 --> 00:56:57,184
I am sorry.

893
00:56:57,218 --> 00:56:59,153
It's not easy. We can relate.

894
00:56:59,186 --> 00:57:01,756
And, Tim,
he seems like a great kid.

895
00:57:01,789 --> 00:57:03,490
But keep him away
from your daughter.

896
00:57:03,524 --> 00:57:05,159
No, I don't want that.

897
00:57:05,192 --> 00:57:07,762
It's not fair of me
to take that away.

898
00:57:07,795 --> 00:57:11,165
But I cannot be at work
wondering if Brandi is safe.

899
00:57:11,198 --> 00:57:13,200
Mrs. C could watch them.

900
00:57:13,234 --> 00:57:16,070
And then you could swing by
to pick them up.

901
00:57:16,103 --> 00:57:17,805
I'm thinking six-ish.

902
00:57:19,006 --> 00:57:21,042
So you guarantee her safety?

903
00:57:24,946 --> 00:57:27,548
Mmm. I'm gonna
have to ask you for a favor.

904
00:57:30,084 --> 00:57:31,919
<i>Godfather.</i>

905
00:57:31,953 --> 00:57:35,022
I'm sorry.
I don't know what I'm doing.

906
00:57:35,056 --> 00:57:36,691
This is new to me, you know?

907
00:57:36,724 --> 00:57:40,194
Yeah, I'm guessing it's not easy
being an instant parent.

908
00:57:40,227 --> 00:57:41,862
Parenthood was microwaved

909
00:57:41,896 --> 00:57:44,065
and then thrown into my life
like a frozen TV dinner.

910
00:57:44,098 --> 00:57:45,700
But I don't have the directions,

911
00:57:45,733 --> 00:57:47,101
so I don't know
which part to put the slit in

912
00:57:47,134 --> 00:57:48,669
or which part to peel back.

913
00:57:48,703 --> 00:57:50,504
And so I end up with
overdone peach cobbler

914
00:57:50,538 --> 00:57:52,239
and frozen chimichangas.

915
00:57:52,273 --> 00:57:55,609
It is not easy.
I will give you that.

916
00:57:55,643 --> 00:57:57,078
Well, thank you.

917
00:57:57,111 --> 00:57:59,246
B, we gotta go, missy.

918
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,515
One second, Mom.

919
00:58:01,549 --> 00:58:06,954
So how does one globally warm
your attitude towards them?

920
00:58:06,988 --> 00:58:09,223
You could keep my kid safe,
for starters.

921
00:58:09,256 --> 00:58:10,958
- I can do that.
- Good.

922
00:58:11,826 --> 00:58:12,893
Good.

923
00:58:14,195 --> 00:58:16,664
You know, actually, um...

924
00:58:16,697 --> 00:58:18,299
- there is one thing.
- Yes.

925
00:58:18,332 --> 00:58:20,634
No, I just never gave up hope.

926
00:58:22,136 --> 00:58:23,671
What?

927
00:58:23,704 --> 00:58:25,973
Um, it's Brandi's 11th birthday
on Friday.

928
00:58:26,007 --> 00:58:27,975
Maybe it would be cool
if you and Tim

929
00:58:28,009 --> 00:58:30,678
could swing by around dinner
and surprise her.

930
00:58:30,711 --> 00:58:33,647
Surp... Surprise.

931
00:58:33,681 --> 00:58:35,750
- We'll come.
- Good.

932
00:58:35,783 --> 00:58:38,719
- Good.
- I'll have cake and food.

933
00:58:38,753 --> 00:58:40,755
Cake is good.

934
00:58:43,758 --> 00:58:46,927
She doesn't know anyone,
so it is kind of a big deal.

935
00:58:46,961 --> 00:58:49,730
You don't have to get her anything.
Just yourselves is enough.

936
00:58:49,764 --> 00:58:52,066
No, no, no, no, no.
We're gonna get her something.

937
00:58:52,099 --> 00:58:54,702
I mean,
not too extravagant, but...

938
00:58:54,735 --> 00:58:57,605
And then maybe
a little magic on the side.

939
00:58:58,806 --> 00:59:00,975
- You see what I did there?
- Yes.

940
00:59:01,008 --> 00:59:02,877
- It's innuendo.
- It's great.

941
00:59:02,910 --> 00:59:05,112
- Thank you.
- So Tim knows where we live.

942
00:59:05,146 --> 00:59:07,148
It's just
down the street, 1167.

943
00:59:07,181 --> 00:59:09,717
1167, 1167.

944
00:59:09,750 --> 00:59:12,186
- Okay, then. See you later.
- 1167, 1167.

945
00:59:12,953 --> 00:59:15,089
1167. Not you.

946
00:59:28,369 --> 00:59:31,205
Max, this is Chubby the Clown.

947
00:59:31,238 --> 00:59:33,040
Chubby is gonna be helping us
out here.

948
00:59:33,074 --> 00:59:35,643
He'll be getting the laughs
and you do the magic.

949
00:59:38,312 --> 00:59:40,147
No way, Grismer.

950
00:59:40,181 --> 00:59:41,682
This is my turf.

951
00:59:41,715 --> 00:59:43,984
I've worked this gig
hard for years.

952
00:59:46,887 --> 00:59:48,656
I'm the headliner here, Grismer.

953
00:59:48,689 --> 00:59:50,658
We need some new blood.

954
00:59:50,691 --> 00:59:52,193
So you brought a clown?

955
00:59:52,226 --> 00:59:54,095
People love clowns.

956
00:59:54,128 --> 00:59:57,331
Oh.

957
00:59:59,767 --> 01:00:03,003
If I had a dollar for every time
you threatened to switch to...

958
01:00:03,037 --> 01:00:05,906
If I had a dollar
for every dollar I've lost

959
01:00:05,940 --> 01:00:09,276
because of your bad attitude
and stale tricks,

960
01:00:09,310 --> 01:00:11,345
I wouldn't need a clown.

961
01:00:11,378 --> 01:00:14,982
Don't even try it.
I make compliments rain.

962
01:00:15,015 --> 01:00:16,717
Yeah, that's all pity.

963
01:00:16,750 --> 01:00:18,018
Pity, nothing.

964
01:00:18,052 --> 01:00:20,221
If it weren't for me being
so damn charming

965
01:00:20,254 --> 01:00:23,224
with my damn charming
television commercials,

966
01:00:23,257 --> 01:00:25,192
you wouldn't sell a thing.

967
01:00:25,226 --> 01:00:27,294
Well, we'll just
have to see about that.

968
01:00:31,198 --> 01:00:33,434
I'm thinking of a new act.

969
01:00:33,467 --> 01:00:36,337
It's not your act, Max,
it's you.

970
01:00:36,370 --> 01:00:37,872
You're fired.

971
01:00:38,405 --> 01:00:39,807
I quit!

972
01:00:41,342 --> 01:00:43,377
Oh!

973
01:00:43,410 --> 01:00:46,213
Whoo! It's raining,
it's raining!

974
01:00:46,247 --> 01:00:50,017
You're not only a bad magician,
you're a bad person.

975
01:00:50,050 --> 01:00:51,452
Oh, yeah?

976
01:00:51,485 --> 01:00:53,287
Oh, yeah!

977
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:56,157
You think I'm a bad person, huh?

978
01:00:56,190 --> 01:00:59,660
You, think
I'm a bad person, huh? Huh?

979
01:01:02,129 --> 01:01:04,798
I'm a great person. Yeah.

980
01:01:04,832 --> 01:01:06,734
I'm a...

981
01:01:06,767 --> 01:01:08,335
I'm America's sweetheart.

982
01:01:08,369 --> 01:01:10,337
I'm a national
frigging treasure.

983
01:01:10,371 --> 01:01:11,972
I'm the Julia Roberts

984
01:01:12,006 --> 01:01:15,743
of used car sales, baby.
Rain it down.

985
01:01:19,980 --> 01:01:21,916
I'm a good person.

986
01:01:21,949 --> 01:01:24,118
There goes
employee of the month.

987
01:01:24,151 --> 01:01:25,853
Go rob
another makeup store.

988
01:01:27,188 --> 01:01:28,989
Clean up on aisle three.

989
01:01:30,391 --> 01:01:33,794
Think he forgot his meds.

990
01:01:33,827 --> 01:01:36,330
Not a lot of positions
for an out-of-work magician.

991
01:01:37,798 --> 01:01:40,367
- Birthday parties?
- No.

992
01:01:40,401 --> 01:01:41,936
Know what those little monsters

993
01:01:41,969 --> 01:01:43,370
do to magicians
at those parties?

994
01:01:43,404 --> 01:01:44,972
It's not pretty.

995
01:01:46,073 --> 01:01:47,274
Birthday party.

996
01:01:48,442 --> 01:01:49,944
What's today?

997
01:01:49,977 --> 01:01:51,078
Uh, Friday.

998
01:01:53,314 --> 01:01:54,481
Friday!

999
01:01:55,416 --> 01:01:56,817
I suck.

1000
01:01:59,086 --> 01:02:00,254
Put it on my tab.

1001
01:02:22,544 --> 01:02:24,512
I'm sorry.
Brandi, I'm sorry...

1002
01:02:24,546 --> 01:02:26,146
Look, I don't have the energy.

1003
01:02:26,180 --> 01:02:27,948
Do you care about anyone
but yourself?

1004
01:02:30,184 --> 01:02:31,185
I'm done.

1005
01:02:49,036 --> 01:02:50,104
Can I come in?

1006
01:02:54,975 --> 01:02:56,310
All right. Um...

1007
01:02:57,278 --> 01:02:58,513
I'm sorry.

1008
01:02:59,947 --> 01:03:01,248
I know I let you down.

1009
01:03:03,017 --> 01:03:04,118
I let everyone down.

1010
01:03:06,253 --> 01:03:07,888
You know, I had a bad day.

1011
01:03:09,857 --> 01:03:11,760
Yeah, that's just an excuse,
isn't it?

1012
01:03:13,528 --> 01:03:15,530
I'm a work in progress, Tim.

1013
01:03:15,563 --> 01:03:18,533
I'm really trying,
but I'm gonna make mistakes.

1014
01:03:18,566 --> 01:03:20,501
But I'll keep trying.
I promise you that.

1015
01:03:22,169 --> 01:03:24,104
Wonder what your parents
would be thinking of me now?

1016
01:03:25,573 --> 01:03:27,174
I'm not much of a father.

1017
01:03:28,610 --> 01:03:30,477
I wasn't much
of an uncle either, was I?

1018
01:03:32,514 --> 01:03:34,148
I just hope you can forgive me.

1019
01:03:36,116 --> 01:03:37,451
Do you think you can?

1020
01:03:39,086 --> 01:03:41,088
I mean,
you don't have to answer that.

1021
01:03:42,923 --> 01:03:43,924
All right.

1022
01:03:45,627 --> 01:03:47,895
I know she liked it

1023
01:03:47,928 --> 01:03:49,564
when my dad went out of his way.

1024
01:03:55,670 --> 01:03:59,406
Like one time,
he gave up his night at the gym

1025
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:02,976
to go take a swing dance class
with my mom.

1026
01:04:03,010 --> 01:04:05,346
He said that earned him
all sorts of points.

1027
01:04:07,047 --> 01:04:09,517
Dad noticed the little things.

1028
01:04:09,551 --> 01:04:11,985
What little things?
What do you mean?

1029
01:04:12,019 --> 01:04:14,355
Well, "You changed your hair.

1030
01:04:14,388 --> 01:04:15,989
"You've been working out.

1031
01:04:16,691 --> 01:04:18,225
"New outfit."

1032
01:04:20,194 --> 01:04:21,862
Got to make sacrifices.

1033
01:04:23,063 --> 01:04:25,065
Sacrifices.

1034
01:04:25,099 --> 01:04:27,635
I don't know
what I'd sacrifice, Tim.

1035
01:04:30,437 --> 01:04:33,974
Well, maybe instead of focusing
on this big trick

1036
01:04:34,007 --> 01:04:36,276
that you think
will make you rich and famous

1037
01:04:36,310 --> 01:04:38,379
and attractive to women,

1038
01:04:38,412 --> 01:04:41,516
you should put in the work
like my dad did with my mom.

1039
01:04:51,125 --> 01:04:52,459
Can I help?

1040
01:04:52,493 --> 01:04:55,195
You've cooked enough for me.
It's my turn.

1041
01:04:55,229 --> 01:04:57,965
Wow. This is
a pleasant surprise, Max.

1042
01:04:57,998 --> 01:05:01,502
Well, I wouldn't say that
just yet.

1043
01:05:01,536 --> 01:05:05,472
- I hope you like scrambled.
- Yes.

1044
01:05:05,507 --> 01:05:08,275
- Shells or no shells?
- Without shells, Max.

1045
01:05:08,308 --> 01:05:09,644
But I'm not picky.

1046
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:15,382
- Mrs. C?
- Yes.

1047
01:05:18,185 --> 01:05:20,120
Um...

1048
01:05:20,154 --> 01:05:22,089
if you could have one thing,

1049
01:05:22,122 --> 01:05:23,457
just one wish, what would it be?

1050
01:05:25,325 --> 01:05:26,594
I don't know.

1051
01:05:28,429 --> 01:05:32,299
Maybe a planter on my porch
with some flowers in it.

1052
01:05:34,067 --> 01:05:36,136
Ooh.
How's it going, Max?

1053
01:05:37,004 --> 01:05:38,972
What do you think?

1054
01:05:39,006 --> 01:05:41,074
- Oh, my goodness.
- Pretty good, huh?

1055
01:05:41,108 --> 01:05:43,511
Uh! Max, Max, Max.

1056
01:05:44,445 --> 01:05:45,979
Mmm.

1057
01:05:46,013 --> 01:05:48,750
- You know what, Mrs. C.
- What?

1058
01:05:48,783 --> 01:05:51,151
I think I have to beg
for my job back.

1059
01:05:53,187 --> 01:05:54,756
I have to do it for Tim.

1060
01:05:54,789 --> 01:05:57,257
I mean,
I got to take care of him.

1061
01:05:57,291 --> 01:06:00,562
So swallow your pride
and just do it.

1062
01:06:00,595 --> 01:06:02,463
Yeah.
I'll tell you what, though.

1063
01:06:02,496 --> 01:06:04,364
If he starts yammering on

1064
01:06:04,398 --> 01:06:06,033
about magic running its course,
and clowns running its course,

1065
01:06:06,066 --> 01:06:07,635
"I'm gonna have
a petting zoo,"

1066
01:06:07,669 --> 01:06:09,436
I don't know
if I can keep a straight face,

1067
01:06:09,470 --> 01:06:12,005
much less not hit him.

1068
01:06:12,039 --> 01:06:14,141
You can do it, Max.

1069
01:06:16,109 --> 01:06:18,378
- Mrs. C.
- Mmm-hmm?

1070
01:06:18,412 --> 01:06:21,783
How do I know
if I become a selfless person?

1071
01:06:21,816 --> 01:06:23,417
When it comes
to you naturally

1072
01:06:23,450 --> 01:06:25,152
and you don't have
to think about it.

1073
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:27,722
Until then?

1074
01:06:27,755 --> 01:06:31,258
Until then, you just do
what you're doing now.

1075
01:06:31,291 --> 01:06:32,760
You got a big heart, Max,

1076
01:06:32,794 --> 01:06:34,261
that you don't want
people to see.

1077
01:06:34,294 --> 01:06:35,597
Shh. There are neighbors.

1078
01:06:35,630 --> 01:06:38,031
You're a good person, Max.

1079
01:06:38,065 --> 01:06:41,268
Little unorthodox
with your parenting,

1080
01:06:41,301 --> 01:06:44,171
but you care.
I can see it.

1081
01:06:44,204 --> 01:06:47,207
- And you know what?
- What?

1082
01:06:47,241 --> 01:06:49,142
Tim can see it, too.

1083
01:06:51,513 --> 01:06:53,615
- You know what, Mrs. C?
- What?

1084
01:06:53,648 --> 01:06:55,449
You always
make me feel great.

1085
01:06:59,353 --> 01:07:01,221
I love you.

1086
01:07:01,255 --> 01:07:03,290
Mr. C was a lucky man.

1087
01:07:03,323 --> 01:07:04,358
Mmm.

1088
01:07:06,661 --> 01:07:08,362
I love you, too, Max.

1089
01:07:09,731 --> 01:07:11,533
Keep working on it, baby.

1090
01:07:11,566 --> 01:07:12,700
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna build
you a whole bunch of these.

1091
01:07:12,734 --> 01:07:14,434
Oh. Help me.

1092
01:07:15,637 --> 01:07:17,672
- Oh, hi.
- Hi.

1093
01:07:17,705 --> 01:07:19,139
Hi.

1094
01:07:19,674 --> 01:07:21,375
Hey, baby.

1095
01:07:21,408 --> 01:07:23,310
Max is right back there.

1096
01:07:25,445 --> 01:07:27,180
Hello.

1097
01:07:27,214 --> 01:07:29,817
Hi.

1098
01:07:29,851 --> 01:07:32,754
I don't wanna punish them
for something someone else did.

1099
01:07:32,787 --> 01:07:34,622
I was hoping you'd say that.

1100
01:07:37,825 --> 01:07:39,794
There's nothing I can say,

1101
01:07:39,827 --> 01:07:41,328
but there is something
I can do.

1102
01:07:41,361 --> 01:07:43,831
Yeah? What is that?

1103
01:07:43,865 --> 01:07:45,733
Be a man.

1104
01:07:45,767 --> 01:07:47,569
I started last night though.

1105
01:07:47,602 --> 01:07:49,369
You can probably tell already,
I shouldn't have said that.

1106
01:07:51,873 --> 01:07:53,608
What is that?

1107
01:07:53,641 --> 01:07:55,342
A planter box,
I built it for Mrs. C.

1108
01:07:55,375 --> 01:07:56,544
Pretty nice, huh?

1109
01:07:56,578 --> 01:07:58,412
Oh, I didn't realize
you were handy.

1110
01:07:58,445 --> 01:08:00,815
Yeah.

1111
01:08:00,848 --> 01:08:02,215
You must have
a green thumb.

1112
01:08:02,249 --> 01:08:04,819
Well, I didn't make
the plants.

1113
01:08:04,852 --> 01:08:06,219
I bought 'em.

1114
01:08:07,421 --> 01:08:09,122
It's the thought
that counts.

1115
01:08:09,156 --> 01:08:10,390
Right?

1116
01:08:10,424 --> 01:08:12,426
- Hi.
- Hi.

1117
01:08:12,459 --> 01:08:14,529
- You're here for play date with Tim?
- Mmm-hmm.

1118
01:08:14,562 --> 01:08:15,697
Around back.

1119
01:08:15,730 --> 01:08:16,864
Can I go, Mommy?

1120
01:08:16,898 --> 01:08:18,198
Of course, sweetheart.

1121
01:08:18,231 --> 01:08:19,266
Ahoy.

1122
01:08:19,299 --> 01:08:21,769
Ahoy.

1123
01:08:21,803 --> 01:08:23,671
And if Mommy
wants a play date...

1124
01:08:24,739 --> 01:08:26,440
That's stupid.

1125
01:08:26,473 --> 01:08:28,342
It was good to see you.

1126
01:08:49,196 --> 01:08:50,497
- Susan.
- Oh.

1127
01:08:54,201 --> 01:08:55,737
You look lovely.

1128
01:09:00,474 --> 01:09:01,943
That's a letter for Mike.

1129
01:09:01,976 --> 01:09:03,711
It's from
an anonymous source.

1130
01:09:03,745 --> 01:09:05,880
And I want you
to deliver it.

1131
01:09:05,913 --> 01:09:07,915
Why? Why don't you
do it yourself?

1132
01:09:08,916 --> 01:09:10,818
Because I want you to.

1133
01:09:10,852 --> 01:09:13,888
Isn't that your job,
to deliver correspondents to everybody?

1134
01:09:13,921 --> 01:09:16,524
Kiss my butt.
But I'll do it.

1135
01:09:16,557 --> 01:09:18,826
And then you need
to ask Mike out.

1136
01:09:18,860 --> 01:09:20,662
Why?

1137
01:09:20,695 --> 01:09:23,931
Because... he likes you.

1138
01:09:23,965 --> 01:09:26,968
And if you wait for him to ask you
out, you'll both be old and gray

1139
01:09:27,001 --> 01:09:28,803
before he musters
the courage.

1140
01:09:28,836 --> 01:09:30,270
Okay? So.

1141
01:09:30,303 --> 01:09:31,873
Got it.

1142
01:09:31,906 --> 01:09:33,941
Thanks for the tip, Max.

1143
01:09:33,975 --> 01:09:37,310
I take back some of the things
I said about you.

1144
01:09:37,344 --> 01:09:39,446
- Like one or two things.
- Okay.

1145
01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:41,849
I said
a lot of bad things.

1146
01:09:41,883 --> 01:09:43,618
- I'll take that.
- Okay.

1147
01:09:52,292 --> 01:09:54,796
Mike! Mike!

1148
01:09:54,829 --> 01:09:56,296
What? What's this?

1149
01:09:56,329 --> 01:09:58,465
It's a letter from
an anonymous source.

1150
01:09:58,498 --> 01:09:59,634
Anonymous? For me?

1151
01:09:59,667 --> 01:10:01,569
- Open it now.
- Yeah.

1152
01:10:04,404 --> 01:10:07,675
"Dear Mike,
if anyone deserves

1153
01:10:07,709 --> 01:10:10,745
"to launch his own repair shop,
it's you.

1154
01:10:10,778 --> 01:10:12,547
"Here's a cashier's check for...

1155
01:10:14,448 --> 01:10:17,484
"for $20,000
to get you started.

1156
01:10:17,518 --> 01:10:20,722
"A friend." Are you serious?
Are you kidding me?

1157
01:10:20,755 --> 01:10:22,623
- Are you kidding me?
- I'm...

1158
01:10:22,657 --> 01:10:24,424
Oh, my gosh!

1159
01:10:24,458 --> 01:10:26,359
- I'm so happy for you!
- Oh, my gosh!

1160
01:10:26,393 --> 01:10:30,464
Yes! Yes, I'll go to dinner
with you tonight to celebrate!

1161
01:10:30,497 --> 01:10:31,999
- Really?
- Yes.

1162
01:10:33,935 --> 01:10:35,870
I apologize
for barging in,

1163
01:10:35,903 --> 01:10:38,973
but I... I really do
need your advice.

1164
01:10:39,006 --> 01:10:41,241
When I first met Max,

1165
01:10:42,309 --> 01:10:43,878
he didn't seem content,

1166
01:10:43,911 --> 01:10:47,782
and he seemed
a little self-absorbed.

1167
01:10:47,815 --> 01:10:51,986
In all honesty, I did not think
that he was father material.

1168
01:10:52,019 --> 01:10:55,523
But I gotta say, it seems like
the proof is in the pudding,

1169
01:10:56,591 --> 01:10:58,659
and I may have misjudged him.

1170
01:10:58,693 --> 01:11:01,996
Max is like
a starched un-pressed shirt

1171
01:11:02,029 --> 01:11:04,364
that needs
a little iron on it.

1172
01:11:05,432 --> 01:11:07,034
Got it.

1173
01:11:07,068 --> 01:11:09,469
He's a work in progress,

1174
01:11:09,503 --> 01:11:12,573
but he has a good heart.
Always has.

1175
01:11:12,607 --> 01:11:17,377
Now, he may become
the best dad in the world,

1176
01:11:17,410 --> 01:11:19,479
but then again,
he could drive you crazy.

1177
01:11:32,860 --> 01:11:35,696
- You got the stuff?
- What stuff?

1178
01:11:35,730 --> 01:11:37,732
The seeds, man,
the seeds!

1179
01:11:37,765 --> 01:11:39,432
Oh, right.

1180
01:11:40,067 --> 01:11:41,769
Come on.

1181
01:11:41,803 --> 01:11:43,037
Thank you.

1182
01:11:46,808 --> 01:11:49,944
You ever think that your
mom could be into my uncle?

1183
01:11:49,977 --> 01:11:52,713
Ew, if they ever got married
and you got adopted,

1184
01:11:52,747 --> 01:11:54,749
that would make us
brother and sister.

1185
01:11:55,616 --> 01:11:57,885
Good point.

1186
01:11:57,919 --> 01:12:00,888
At first, I would've said
no possible way,

1187
01:12:00,922 --> 01:12:02,623
but I have
this weird feeling.

1188
01:12:02,657 --> 01:12:04,025
Like what?

1189
01:12:04,058 --> 01:12:05,893
Like he might be
growing on her.

1190
01:12:05,927 --> 01:12:07,728
- Yikes.
- I know.

1191
01:12:08,896 --> 01:12:10,363
We have to find
a way to stop this

1192
01:12:10,397 --> 01:12:11,833
before we become
brother and sister.

1193
01:12:11,866 --> 01:12:12,900
But how?

1194
01:12:14,101 --> 01:12:15,536
I don't know.

1195
01:12:17,071 --> 01:12:19,439
Stop.

1196
01:12:19,472 --> 01:12:20,975
Mike.

1197
01:12:21,008 --> 01:12:23,678
Hey. Thank you.

1198
01:12:23,711 --> 01:12:26,047
- For what?
- Susan decided to go out with me.

1199
01:12:26,948 --> 01:12:28,549
That's great.

1200
01:12:28,583 --> 01:12:29,917
Why're you thanking me?

1201
01:12:29,951 --> 01:12:31,484
Because I think
she said yes

1202
01:12:31,519 --> 01:12:33,386
because you made me
look good by comparison.

1203
01:12:35,488 --> 01:12:36,991
Mike, I got problems, man.

1204
01:12:37,024 --> 01:12:39,060
Tomorrow is "bring your parent
to school" day.

1205
01:12:39,093 --> 01:12:40,628
- Nice.
- Not nice.

1206
01:12:40,661 --> 01:12:44,065
What if I blow it,
you know, the kid?

1207
01:12:44,098 --> 01:12:46,067
Plus, there's a fundraiser
after school,

1208
01:12:46,100 --> 01:12:49,637
and for some reason,
I volunteered to be the headliner.

1209
01:12:49,670 --> 01:12:52,006
Wow, that's...
That's high-pressure.

1210
01:12:52,039 --> 01:12:53,440
You're not kidding, man.

1211
01:12:53,473 --> 01:12:55,710
We're talking
about first-graders.

1212
01:12:55,743 --> 01:12:57,078
Brutal.

1213
01:12:57,111 --> 01:12:59,046
Hi, class.

1214
01:13:02,817 --> 01:13:05,686
Well, I should first
start by explaining

1215
01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:08,488
that I am not Tim's dad.

1216
01:13:09,190 --> 01:13:11,559
Or his mom.

1217
01:13:17,064 --> 01:13:19,834
Tim's parents
couldn't be here today

1218
01:13:21,535 --> 01:13:24,171
because they are in heaven.

1219
01:13:24,205 --> 01:13:27,742
Let's all take a moment
of silence for Tim.

1220
01:13:33,114 --> 01:13:34,882
Okay, great.

1221
01:13:35,883 --> 01:13:38,219
I am actually Tim's uncle

1222
01:13:38,252 --> 01:13:40,855
and I am a magician.

1223
01:13:42,023 --> 01:13:44,825
Who knows
what a magician is?

1224
01:13:44,859 --> 01:13:46,994
Yeah.
We're not in kindergarten.

1225
01:13:47,962 --> 01:13:49,462
Right.

1226
01:13:49,496 --> 01:13:52,967
Hold your questions
till the end. Thank you.

1227
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:57,204
Now I'm sure you've all seen me
in my television commercials.

1228
01:13:57,238 --> 01:14:01,142
Well, the parents have...

1229
01:14:01,175 --> 01:14:03,945
Okay, well,
why don't I get started

1230
01:14:03,978 --> 01:14:05,980
with a good easy trick?

1231
01:14:06,013 --> 01:14:11,018
And I think that
Mr. Helpful over here

1232
01:14:11,052 --> 01:14:13,688
is gonna be
my lovely assistant,

1233
01:14:13,721 --> 01:14:15,923
for I do believe

1234
01:14:15,957 --> 01:14:19,026
that you have something
behind your ear.

1235
01:14:19,060 --> 01:14:21,529
Where did that come from?

1236
01:14:21,562 --> 01:14:24,497
Isn't that egg-cellent?

1237
01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:30,104
Now, I'm going to levitate
this egg over your head,

1238
01:14:30,137 --> 01:14:34,675
and what you have to do
is say the magic word.

1239
01:14:34,709 --> 01:14:38,779
The magic word
is "scrambled."

1240
01:14:40,548 --> 01:14:43,150
Scrambled.

1241
01:14:43,184 --> 01:14:44,652
Are you ready?

1242
01:14:46,587 --> 01:14:47,655
Scrambled.

1243
01:14:53,060 --> 01:14:54,762
I'm so sorry.

1244
01:14:54,795 --> 01:14:55,896
Here you go.

1245
01:14:55,930 --> 01:14:57,865
Wipe yourself off,
young man.

1246
01:14:59,867 --> 01:15:02,870
Uh-oh, that was
the wrong rag.

1247
01:15:02,903 --> 01:15:04,538
Whoops.

1248
01:15:06,841 --> 01:15:10,144
Now, does anybody
have $20, please?

1249
01:15:11,345 --> 01:15:13,914
Do the parents have $20?

1250
01:15:14,915 --> 01:15:16,550
How about $10?

1251
01:15:16,584 --> 01:15:19,220
Can I get
a ten-spot, please?

1252
01:15:19,253 --> 01:15:21,655
Wow, thank you.
You're very brave.

1253
01:15:21,689 --> 01:15:24,992
Now, I am going to rip

1254
01:15:25,026 --> 01:15:29,196
this $10 bill four times.

1255
01:15:32,299 --> 01:15:34,168
Oh, no, wait.

1256
01:15:34,201 --> 01:15:37,571
This was supposed
to be a rope.

1257
01:15:37,605 --> 01:15:39,707
Does anybody
have a rope?

1258
01:15:39,740 --> 01:15:41,776
How about a string?

1259
01:15:42,743 --> 01:15:44,578
Oh. Well,

1260
01:15:44,612 --> 01:15:47,348
I am feeling very bad
about your money, sir.

1261
01:15:47,381 --> 01:15:50,951
Would you please check
your inside pocket?

1262
01:15:53,921 --> 01:15:55,089
Nothing.

1263
01:15:55,756 --> 01:15:57,658
Nothing?

1264
01:15:57,691 --> 01:16:00,928
Well, where could it be?

1265
01:16:00,961 --> 01:16:05,032
Perhaps it's
in this levitating bag!

1266
01:16:05,066 --> 01:16:06,801
Whose backpack is that?

1267
01:16:08,202 --> 01:16:10,805
That's real money, kids.
Get it!

1268
01:16:15,176 --> 01:16:17,178
Where did all this money
come from?

1269
01:16:17,211 --> 01:16:19,613
It's raining! It's raining!

1270
01:16:19,647 --> 01:16:21,682
You better get that.
That's real money.

1271
01:16:21,715 --> 01:16:23,751
Let's go! Let's go!

1272
01:16:24,785 --> 01:16:26,087
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1273
01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:28,923
And Max is so rad,
he made this backpack

1274
01:16:28,956 --> 01:16:30,257
levitate in the air

1275
01:16:30,291 --> 01:16:32,359
and then a bunch of money
came raining down.

1276
01:16:32,393 --> 01:16:34,695
Where did all
the money come from?

1277
01:16:34,728 --> 01:16:37,631
A magician never reveals
his secrets.

1278
01:16:37,665 --> 01:16:39,767
But I swear, he was
like Robin Hood.

1279
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:42,136
Taking from the rich
and giving it to the poor.

1280
01:16:42,169 --> 01:16:44,638
It was so cool.

1281
01:16:45,306 --> 01:16:46,841
Oh, right.

1282
01:16:46,874 --> 01:16:48,876
And, um, he gives me cookies
for breakfast.

1283
01:16:48,909 --> 01:16:51,178
By the way,
it's super bad for your teeth.

1284
01:16:52,713 --> 01:16:54,381
Ix-nay on the ool-kay.

1285
01:16:54,415 --> 01:16:55,883
Hey.

1286
01:16:56,851 --> 01:16:58,786
- Hi.
- Hi.

1287
01:16:58,819 --> 01:17:00,688
I heard you were a hit
at Parent Day.

1288
01:17:00,721 --> 01:17:03,057
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1289
01:17:03,090 --> 01:17:05,726
First let me say, whoa.

1290
01:17:07,161 --> 01:17:10,331
And second...
Hey, Tim.

1291
01:17:10,364 --> 01:17:13,000
Thanks for the good props,
wingman.

1292
01:17:16,737 --> 01:17:19,140
Is there something going on
with you?

1293
01:17:19,173 --> 01:17:20,708
Why do you ask?

1294
01:17:20,741 --> 01:17:23,777
I don't know.
I, uh, I noticed a change.

1295
01:17:25,479 --> 01:17:26,881
I'm blossoming.

1296
01:17:28,849 --> 01:17:30,384
It might just be
my imagination.

1297
01:17:30,417 --> 01:17:33,120
No, I'm blossoming.

1298
01:17:33,154 --> 01:17:34,421
Well, it shows.

1299
01:17:35,823 --> 01:17:37,791
He has been good for me.

1300
01:17:37,825 --> 01:17:40,728
He makes me
see things differently.

1301
01:17:40,761 --> 01:17:42,863
He lights up
when he talks about you.

1302
01:17:42,897 --> 01:17:44,265
Yeah?

1303
01:17:44,298 --> 01:17:46,066
You know who else
he lights up for?

1304
01:17:49,503 --> 01:17:51,338
I was thinkin'
Friday after school,

1305
01:17:51,372 --> 01:17:52,973
if you're not busy,
we come back here,

1306
01:17:53,007 --> 01:17:55,109
we'll have a nice picnic,
all the the four of us.

1307
01:17:55,142 --> 01:17:58,145
We'll do it here, too, because
this is gonna be our spot.

1308
01:17:58,179 --> 01:18:01,715
I don't know.
Um, we got a lot going on.

1309
01:18:01,749 --> 01:18:03,384
Right after school?

1310
01:18:03,417 --> 01:18:06,020
Well, yes,
I mean, we have...

1311
01:18:06,053 --> 01:18:07,488
We're going
into the weekend,

1312
01:18:07,522 --> 01:18:09,924
and Brandi has this thing...

1313
01:18:09,957 --> 01:18:13,027
I'm not talking about anything different
than what we're doing right now.

1314
01:18:13,060 --> 01:18:15,729
Except with food
in a basket.

1315
01:18:15,763 --> 01:18:18,766
I know.
I will think about it.

1316
01:18:18,799 --> 01:18:21,001
Good. And when you
decide yes,

1317
01:18:21,035 --> 01:18:22,736
come meet us back here

1318
01:18:22,770 --> 01:18:24,772
and maybe
we'll be here, too.

1319
01:18:24,805 --> 01:18:26,106
And if you can't make it,
don't worry.

1320
01:18:26,140 --> 01:18:27,841
We probably
couldn't either.

1321
01:18:29,310 --> 01:18:31,513
I like spending time
with you.

1322
01:18:31,546 --> 01:18:33,714
And making sure
you eat.

1323
01:18:35,282 --> 01:18:37,117
We'll see.

1324
01:18:37,151 --> 01:18:38,886
Thank you
for the invitation.

1325
01:18:38,919 --> 01:18:40,921
You're welcome.
See you Friday.

1326
01:18:40,955 --> 01:18:42,156
Okay.

1327
01:18:42,189 --> 01:18:43,525
Tim!

1328
01:18:43,558 --> 01:18:47,161
Report back to base
at 6:00 p.m., soldier!

1329
01:18:48,195 --> 01:18:50,064
That's military talk.

1330
01:18:51,398 --> 01:18:52,499
Bye.

1331
01:18:59,273 --> 01:19:03,911
We have to stop this picnic/romantic
interlude at all cost.

1332
01:19:03,944 --> 01:19:05,547
But how?

1333
01:19:05,580 --> 01:19:07,515
I have an idea.

1334
01:19:07,549 --> 01:19:10,050
Well, we might be doing something
else right after school.

1335
01:19:13,921 --> 01:19:15,155
Mike...

1336
01:19:16,023 --> 01:19:17,559
business is dead.

1337
01:19:17,592 --> 01:19:20,261
No customers means
there's no sales,

1338
01:19:20,294 --> 01:19:24,832
no sales means
there's no broke cars...

1339
01:19:24,865 --> 01:19:28,102
and no broke cars means
there's nothing for you to fix.

1340
01:19:28,135 --> 01:19:30,971
So, it's over.

1341
01:19:31,005 --> 01:19:33,974
Well, I'll be fine, boss.
I'm more worried about you.

1342
01:19:34,008 --> 01:19:37,011
You know Chubby
is no Max.

1343
01:19:37,044 --> 01:19:40,881
He's got these freaky balloon
animals, they're scaring all the kids.

1344
01:19:40,914 --> 01:19:43,551
Do you know
any good magicians?

1345
01:19:43,585 --> 01:19:45,986
- Only one.
- How's that for timing?

1346
01:19:46,020 --> 01:19:47,421
No, no, no.

1347
01:19:47,454 --> 01:19:49,823
Don't poop your pants.

1348
01:19:49,857 --> 01:19:51,425
I came to apologize.

1349
01:19:52,393 --> 01:19:55,195
So, how's business?

1350
01:19:55,229 --> 01:19:57,031
Business is business.

1351
01:19:57,064 --> 01:19:58,999
You know how it is
this time of the year,

1352
01:19:59,033 --> 01:20:02,069
you gotta mix things up
and get a gimmick...

1353
01:20:02,102 --> 01:20:04,938
Magic has a shelf life.

1354
01:20:06,574 --> 01:20:08,842
Clowns are fun
for a while.

1355
01:20:08,876 --> 01:20:11,045
Hey!

1356
01:20:11,078 --> 01:20:13,881
Maybe next week,
we'll have a petting zoo.

1357
01:20:15,550 --> 01:20:18,620
Maybe I might be able
to save your bacon.

1358
01:20:18,653 --> 01:20:20,354
- You wanna hear my plan?
- Yeah.

1359
01:20:22,056 --> 01:20:23,591
Hear me out.
Flubby.

1360
01:20:23,625 --> 01:20:25,593
It's Chubby.

1361
01:20:25,627 --> 01:20:27,328
How many clowns
do you know?

1362
01:20:27,361 --> 01:20:29,496
I know a few, why?

1363
01:20:29,531 --> 01:20:32,199
We're gonna need more
than a few.

1364
01:20:32,232 --> 01:20:34,168
Or at least their costumes.

1365
01:20:34,201 --> 01:20:36,538
- You're ready?
- Yeah.

1366
01:20:36,571 --> 01:20:38,872
I was so hoping
you would say that.

1367
01:20:39,907 --> 01:20:41,075
See you.

1368
01:20:59,661 --> 01:21:02,196
Well, I just had a nice chat
with your principal.

1369
01:21:03,997 --> 01:21:05,299
You want to tell me
your side?

1370
01:21:06,166 --> 01:21:07,468
Clifford.

1371
01:21:09,436 --> 01:21:11,939
You really belted him, huh?

1372
01:21:11,972 --> 01:21:13,907
Yeah, I got in
a couple good ones.

1373
01:21:13,941 --> 01:21:15,643
That's my man.

1374
01:21:15,677 --> 01:21:18,011
I thought you'd be mad.

1375
01:21:18,045 --> 01:21:20,314
You do know that
we had a picnic planned

1376
01:21:20,347 --> 01:21:22,316
with Brandi's mom
and Brandi.

1377
01:21:24,017 --> 01:21:26,053
What's that face for?

1378
01:21:27,287 --> 01:21:29,323
Uncle Max...

1379
01:21:29,356 --> 01:21:31,058
if you guys keep
hanging out,

1380
01:21:31,091 --> 01:21:33,260
then there's a chance
you could get married,

1381
01:21:33,293 --> 01:21:35,329
and that would be bad.

1382
01:21:35,362 --> 01:21:36,598
Why would that be bad?

1383
01:21:36,631 --> 01:21:39,366
Because if you adopted me,

1384
01:21:39,400 --> 01:21:43,370
then me and Brandi
would be brother and sister.

1385
01:21:43,404 --> 01:21:48,108
Well, let's not get
our hopes up, okay?

1386
01:21:48,142 --> 01:21:49,977
Brandi's mom can barely
stand me right now.

1387
01:21:50,010 --> 01:21:52,446
I mean, she probably
left that picnic,

1388
01:21:52,479 --> 01:21:54,616
if she even showed up
in the first place.

1389
01:21:55,416 --> 01:21:56,718
Let's go then.

1390
01:21:56,751 --> 01:21:58,452
- All right. All right.
- Come on!

1391
01:22:35,189 --> 01:22:36,591
Where are they?

1392
01:22:43,230 --> 01:22:44,632
Oh.

1393
01:22:44,666 --> 01:22:48,770
Oh, you made it.
We were beginning to wonder.

1394
01:22:48,803 --> 01:22:52,272
Well, we had a little bid-ness to
take care of after school, right?

1395
01:22:52,306 --> 01:22:56,076
- My man, Tim, here had to...
- Take out the trash.

1396
01:22:56,109 --> 01:22:58,045
- Clean-up duty.
- Yeah.

1397
01:22:59,313 --> 01:23:00,347
Yeah.

1398
01:23:21,536 --> 01:23:22,637
- Aah!
- No!

1399
01:23:22,670 --> 01:23:24,739
Tim!

1400
01:23:33,748 --> 01:23:36,250
I tried to grab his hand,

1401
01:23:36,283 --> 01:23:37,785
but I couldn't hold him.

1402
01:23:37,819 --> 01:23:41,623
Hey, you gave it
your best shot.

1403
01:23:41,656 --> 01:23:44,792
And it was our fault for
letting you guys climb so high.

1404
01:23:44,826 --> 01:23:48,428
One thing you can't stop
is kids being kids.

1405
01:23:48,462 --> 01:23:50,097
I'll be right back,
sweetheart.

1406
01:23:51,398 --> 01:23:52,700
Mrs. C will take care of you.

1407
01:23:52,734 --> 01:23:54,101
- Okay.
- Okay?

1408
01:23:54,134 --> 01:23:55,837
Come on, baby.

1409
01:23:55,870 --> 01:23:58,305
Come to Mrs. C.

1410
01:23:58,338 --> 01:24:00,340
Yeah, you're
gonna be all right.

1411
01:24:10,585 --> 01:24:11,819
Hi, Mom.

1412
01:24:12,720 --> 01:24:14,321
Dad.

1413
01:24:14,354 --> 01:24:16,290
Dad, wait, wait.
Before you say anything,

1414
01:24:16,323 --> 01:24:18,560
I want to say something
to you first, okay?

1415
01:24:21,461 --> 01:24:23,665
I wanted to say
that I'm sorry.

1416
01:24:27,434 --> 01:24:30,638
I'm sorry that I made you
worry about me so much.

1417
01:24:30,672 --> 01:24:33,173
You worked so hard
for us,

1418
01:24:33,206 --> 01:24:35,643
and you had so much
on your plate, and I just...

1419
01:24:36,811 --> 01:24:39,146
piled more on.

1420
01:24:39,179 --> 01:24:43,651
Because I understand now.

1421
01:24:43,685 --> 01:24:46,286
I really know what it means
to love somebody...

1422
01:24:47,254 --> 01:24:48,455
so much.

1423
01:24:51,391 --> 01:24:54,261
Dad, I'm you now.

1424
01:24:54,294 --> 01:24:56,598
But I don't know
what to do.

1425
01:24:59,801 --> 01:25:02,269
I'll call you as soon
as I know anything, okay?

1426
01:25:04,906 --> 01:25:06,608
Yeah, I love you, too.

1427
01:25:10,277 --> 01:25:11,646
Hey, bud.

1428
01:25:13,347 --> 01:25:14,582
It's Uncle Max.

1429
01:25:15,617 --> 01:25:16,684
Hey.

1430
01:25:17,652 --> 01:25:19,353
This is all my fault.

1431
01:25:21,188 --> 01:25:23,758
I should have been
paying better attention to you.

1432
01:25:25,593 --> 01:25:28,328
I should have been the grown-up
that I was supposed to be.

1433
01:25:29,797 --> 01:25:31,666
And I let you down, buddy.

1434
01:25:33,367 --> 01:25:34,869
Can I go home?

1435
01:25:35,770 --> 01:25:37,605
Oh, you bet.

1436
01:25:37,639 --> 01:25:40,474
We're gonna go home
to our home.

1437
01:25:40,508 --> 01:25:42,610
And then I'm gonna
take you camping,

1438
01:25:42,644 --> 01:25:44,277
I'm gonna teach you
how to fish.

1439
01:25:44,311 --> 01:25:46,179
I'm gonna teach you
how to drive.

1440
01:25:47,582 --> 01:25:49,617
I'm gonna teach you
every magic trick I know.

1441
01:25:49,651 --> 01:25:51,853
I'm definitely gonna teach
you how to climb trees

1442
01:25:51,886 --> 01:25:53,487
that are lower
to the ground.

1443
01:25:54,889 --> 01:25:56,924
And I'll never take you
for granted.

1444
01:25:57,859 --> 01:25:59,259
Dad?

1445
01:26:00,260 --> 01:26:01,896
No. It's just me.

1446
01:26:01,929 --> 01:26:04,632
Oh, hi, Uncle Max.

1447
01:26:05,499 --> 01:26:06,934
How you doing?

1448
01:26:07,902 --> 01:26:09,436
Why are you shaking?

1449
01:26:13,273 --> 01:26:15,442
Tim, I'm shaking

1450
01:26:15,475 --> 01:26:18,813
because I just realized
how much you mean to me.

1451
01:26:18,846 --> 01:26:21,348
And I've never felt
anything like this before.

1452
01:26:22,449 --> 01:26:24,919
It's a little scary.

1453
01:26:24,952 --> 01:26:28,488
You look like my dad when I
chipped my tooth in kindergarten.

1454
01:26:29,857 --> 01:26:32,794
Did I ever tell you
that your dad

1455
01:26:32,827 --> 01:26:36,463
was like a dad to me
when I was your age

1456
01:26:36,496 --> 01:26:38,298
because I was always
getting in trouble

1457
01:26:38,331 --> 01:26:41,602
and, um, he was always
looking out for me.

1458
01:26:43,037 --> 01:26:45,405
I miss him and Mom.

1459
01:26:46,007 --> 01:26:49,476
I do, too.

1460
01:26:49,510 --> 01:26:53,246
Pretty sure they'd be handling
it a lot better than I am.

1461
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:55,817
No. You're doin' all right.

1462
01:26:56,617 --> 01:26:58,418
Thanks, bud.

1463
01:26:59,687 --> 01:27:01,656
You gotta get
some rest now, okay?

1464
01:27:01,689 --> 01:27:03,524
Thanks, Uncle Max.

1465
01:27:16,503 --> 01:27:19,707
I think the doctors are
actually more worried about me.

1466
01:27:19,741 --> 01:27:21,909
They checked
my blood pressure six times.

1467
01:27:30,518 --> 01:27:32,520
I'm feeling
a little better.

1468
01:27:41,394 --> 01:27:42,429
Mmm.

1469
01:27:46,399 --> 01:27:48,468
Almost fully recovered.

1470
01:28:03,350 --> 01:28:05,553
Oh, there he is.

1471
01:28:05,586 --> 01:28:07,622
I've been thinking
about your proposal.

1472
01:28:07,655 --> 01:28:09,557
You have? That's great.

1473
01:28:09,590 --> 01:28:12,960
Listen, order yourself a
stiff one and keep thinking.

1474
01:28:12,994 --> 01:28:14,327
Jimbo.

1475
01:28:14,361 --> 01:28:15,997
I'd say
I'll see you tomorrow,

1476
01:28:16,030 --> 01:28:17,464
but I won't.

1477
01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:20,668
- <i>Adios.</i>
- Oh, um...

1478
01:28:20,701 --> 01:28:23,704
About that new trick,
I'd like to talk about that.

1479
01:28:23,738 --> 01:28:25,006
- You would?
- Yeah.

1480
01:28:25,039 --> 01:28:26,574
Well, I'd love to tell you
about that,

1481
01:28:26,607 --> 01:28:28,776
but I'm not gonna.

1482
01:28:28,810 --> 01:28:31,913
My phone's been ringing off the hook
with calls from other dealerships.

1483
01:28:31,946 --> 01:28:35,950
Well, if that trick's
half of what you say it is,

1484
01:28:35,983 --> 01:28:38,052
- I'll...
- Double my pay.

1485
01:28:38,085 --> 01:28:39,887
Give you
a 5% raise?

1486
01:28:41,088 --> 01:28:43,658
Okay. Okay.

1487
01:28:43,691 --> 01:28:45,726
This is what I got planned.

1488
01:28:45,760 --> 01:28:47,460
The car's here.

1489
01:28:59,106 --> 01:29:01,042
Thank you everyone
for being here today.

1490
01:29:01,075 --> 01:29:04,078
We wish Magic Motors
every success.

1491
01:29:04,111 --> 01:29:07,548
- Whoo!
- Congratulations!

1492
01:29:10,051 --> 01:29:11,819
Ladies and gentlemen,

1493
01:29:11,853 --> 01:29:14,421
I, Max "the Magical,"

1494
01:29:14,454 --> 01:29:18,025
would like to welcome you
all to the grand reboot

1495
01:29:18,059 --> 01:29:20,695
of Magic Motors.

1496
01:29:24,165 --> 01:29:26,901
Today, we have
an amazing experience

1497
01:29:26,934 --> 01:29:29,637
for you that
you will never forget.

1498
01:29:29,670 --> 01:29:33,074
So, are you prepared
to be amazed?

1499
01:29:33,107 --> 01:29:36,811
Are you prepared
to be astonished?

1500
01:29:36,844 --> 01:29:40,681
Are you prepared
to be mystified?

1501
01:29:40,715 --> 01:29:42,850
Yes!

1502
01:29:42,884 --> 01:29:44,652
Now I must confide in you

1503
01:29:44,685 --> 01:29:46,787
our owner here
at Magic Motors

1504
01:29:46,821 --> 01:29:49,557
has gone completely bonkers.

1505
01:29:49,590 --> 01:29:52,994
Our owner, Mr. Grismer,

1506
01:29:53,027 --> 01:29:57,999
is offering
a $750 discount check

1507
01:29:58,032 --> 01:30:01,501
to every single customer here,

1508
01:30:01,535 --> 01:30:06,107
picked by a clown today.

1509
01:30:06,140 --> 01:30:09,110
Now of course I said,
"Are you mad, man?

1510
01:30:09,143 --> 01:30:11,444
"Don't you want
to make any money?"

1511
01:30:11,478 --> 01:30:15,082
But he told me the customer
here at Magic Motors

1512
01:30:15,116 --> 01:30:17,685
always comes first.

1513
01:30:20,521 --> 01:30:22,623
And so,

1514
01:30:22,657 --> 01:30:24,859
and without further ado,

1515
01:30:25,826 --> 01:30:27,962
send in the clowns.

1516
01:30:40,274 --> 01:30:41,575
Whoa.

1517
01:30:44,211 --> 01:30:45,445
Whoa.

1518
01:30:59,894 --> 01:31:01,796
Thank you.

1519
01:31:01,829 --> 01:31:03,698
Thank you, everyone.

1520
01:31:04,632 --> 01:31:07,001
Now let's buy some cars.

1521
01:31:13,107 --> 01:31:15,209
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1522
01:32:01,055 --> 01:32:03,090
Hey, mister,
can I have a balloon?

1523
01:32:03,124 --> 01:32:05,726
- Sure, kid.
- Thanks.

1524
01:32:05,760 --> 01:32:08,262
Be sure to tell your parents
where you got it.

1525
01:32:32,119 --> 01:32:33,721
<i>How about this?</i>

1526
01:32:33,754 --> 01:32:35,890
<i>Uncle Max isn't
scared anymore.</i>

1527
01:32:35,923 --> 01:32:37,591
<i>Of love, I mean.</i>

1528
01:32:37,625 --> 01:32:39,093
What do we have here?

1529
01:32:40,061 --> 01:32:43,664
Likes? Not loves?

1530
01:32:43,697 --> 01:32:45,099
Slow down, Mario Andretti.

1531
01:32:45,132 --> 01:32:48,002
Who carves "likes"
on a tree?

1532
01:32:48,035 --> 01:32:50,037
Check back with me
in a couple of months.

1533
01:32:55,943 --> 01:32:57,978
- So disgusting!
- Really?

1534
01:33:02,716 --> 01:33:04,318
So inappropriate.

1535
01:33:04,351 --> 01:33:06,287
All right, all right.

1536
01:33:07,188 --> 01:33:09,223
I think... Yeah.

1537
01:33:09,256 --> 01:33:11,926
I have one more trick
up my sleeve.

1538
01:33:12,893 --> 01:33:15,162
Abra-cadubra!

1539
01:33:17,064 --> 01:33:19,100
Come here, little rascal.

1540
01:33:21,669 --> 01:33:24,772
A puppy? For me?

1541
01:33:24,805 --> 01:33:27,074
Well, yeah, I don't think I
know the spell to send her back,

1542
01:33:27,108 --> 01:33:28,809
so I guess
you can keep her.

1543
01:33:28,843 --> 01:33:29,977
Really?

1544
01:33:30,010 --> 01:33:31,145
Can we call her Magic?

1545
01:33:31,178 --> 01:33:33,147
- No.
- Max?

1546
01:33:33,180 --> 01:33:34,381
Are you kidding me?

1547
01:33:35,349 --> 01:33:36,984
<i>And you know what?</i>

1548
01:33:37,017 --> 01:33:38,986
<i>I'm not scared
anymore either.</i>

1549
01:37:47,134 --> 01:37:53,907
At Magic Motors,
we make high prices disappear.

1550
01:37:53,941 --> 01:37:57,177
Prices, Max. Prices!

1551
01:37:57,218 --> 01:37:58,992
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