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<i>Deep in the concrete
canyons of Harlem, New York</i>

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<i>stands a basketball court</i>

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<i>where the legends of the game are born.</i>

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<i>Rucker Park.</i>

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<i>Between the lines of this battleground,</i>

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a <i>great many tales of warriors
have come and gone.</i>

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<i>But there was one player
whose talent soared far above the rest.</i>

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<i>His name, Uncle Drew.</i>

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- So good.
- Incredible.

10
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Like, scary good.

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- Dominating.
- Dangerous.

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- Best of the best.
- Bananas.

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I mean, you knew he just
brought things to the game

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that the game had never seen before.
Changed the face of basketball.

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Drew been dangerous since birth.

16
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My pops played him one-on-one
in the seventh grade.

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He broke my pop's ankle.

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True story. Gym teacher gave him a

19
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You know, he'll show you one trick,
then beat you with another trick.

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Shakin' people's sneakers off.
They fallin' out the trees.

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He was a bad man.

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He went to one end of the court,
shot the lights out,

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went to the other end of the court,
shot it back on again.

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Man, he was good enough to be the logo.

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<i>Wait, I thought you were the NBA logo.</i>

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It's actually Uncle Drew.
They just shaved his afro off.

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One time, he took on "The Destroyer"

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and beat him only with his left hand.

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And then, hold on. Wait for it.

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<i>With his right hand,
he was eating a ham sandwich.</i>

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Was there anyone out there
better than Uncle Drew?

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<i>With word of Sandwichgate</i>

33
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<i>and Black Ankle Sunday
both spreading like wildfire,</i>

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<i>Uncle Drew and his childhood friends</i>

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<i>shot to the top of the first
Rucker Classic in '68.</i>

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<i>But it was not long before
it all came crashing down.</i>

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It had to be something
concerning him and a female. We knew that.

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Uncle Drew and the ladies? Yeah.

39
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Man, the rumor was Drew slept

40
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with one of his teammate's girl
the night before the finals.

41
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And when it came time
to play in the finals,

42
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<i>they were all a complete
and total no-show.</i>

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And after that he just disappeared.

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<i>Despite the mysterious disappearance
of its greatest player,</i>

45
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<i>the fabled park is still the epicenter
of the streetball universe.</i>

46
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<i>The question is,
will this year's Rucker Classic</i>

47
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<i>see the birth of a new playground legend?</i>

48
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Give me that.

49
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- Yo, what's up?
- What was that?

50
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Hey, what's the problem, man?
Mario was open.

51
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Maybe Mario was open, maybe he wasn't.

52
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But you know what the problem
with that is?

53
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Mario. I don't know what you doin'...

54
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Close your ears!

55
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Mario is terrible. Okay? Look at him.

56
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I just told a grown man to cover his ears,
and that's what he just did.

57
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- Coach, what are you saying?
- Grab the ball, Casper.

58
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- You are my Beyonce. Okay?
- Beyonce?

59
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Not Dantay, not White Dantay,
not Regular Jeff,

60
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not Little Melvin,
not Little Melvin's stunt double.

61
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Okay, they're just Destiny's Children.

62
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You are the star. You are my Queen B.

63
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- All right.
- Let's make Lemonade, man.

64
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- Score the rock.
- All right, now look here, everybody.

65
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L'mma say this once.
Nobody else shoot the ball.

66
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Just Casper. Let's go.

67
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Dax Winslow. Sal Masekela, Slam magazine.

68
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- Slam magazine?
- Yes, sir.

69
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You mind if I get a couple of sound bites?

70
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Do I mind?
No, you shoulda been talking to me.

71
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How does a guy who works at Foot Locker
get a beast like Casper Jones

72
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to play for him in Rucker Park?

73
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Game recognize game. He's the best player.

74
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I'm the best coach.

75
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We gonna take it all.

76
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I'm telling you,
this dude is amazing, man.

77
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Put me and Casper on the cover.

78
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- You know who that is, right?
- Know who who is?

79
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Who Mookie Bass is.

80
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AKA that Macklemore-lookin' dude

81
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that's makin' eyes
at your meal ticket, man.

82
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The hell is he doing here?

83
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Hey, what's up, Dix?

84
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First of all, you know my name is Dax.

85
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A "bag of Dax" don't make no sense.

86
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What is that? What's that smell?

87
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Is that a grudge?

88
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Are you still holdin' a grudge
'cause I blocked your shot?

89
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I have no recollection
or even know what you even talkin' about.

90
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Okay, let me refresh your memory, then.

91
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You're about to hit a three-pointer.

92
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Outta nowhere,
a little white boy comes up...

93
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Barn! Blocked that shot,
I think, with my armpit.

94
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Well, but I do remember,
there was that Spalding...

95
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You didn't even jump that high.
So like nipple...

96
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It was high enough that I could see
your face like this. You were like...

97
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Okay, stop! That's not...
I didn't do that.

98
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What are you doin'? Stop.

99
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Casper, take it from the top.
Do something, y'all.

100
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Defense, Dantays, figure it out.

101
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Casper Jones?

102
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Could you just literally
give me some space, man?

103
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Yo, you seen this tat though, right here?

104
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That's the one where I blocked
your shot and won the game.

105
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And then these are
the only ones that really matter.

106
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Barn! Seven of nine Rucker Championships.

107
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But don't you worry, Dix.

108
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I got plenty of length
on my Dax for the next one.

109
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I don't care. I don't wanna hear
about your man junk.

110
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Is there a point to all this?

111
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Yeah, I guess my point is,

112
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when you have a history of winning
as many titles as I do,

113
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cats like Casper Jones,

114
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they have a way of gravitating
towards you.

115
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So I'll see you when I see you, Dix.

116
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Hey, Casper. Hey, man,
let me talk to you real quick.

117
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- What's up, Coach?
- We good, right?

118
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You know? Me and you.

119
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- Yeah, we all right.
- Do you need anything?

120
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You know what'd be dope?
The new Space Jams.

121
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They are amazing.
They pretty expensive, like $225.

122
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- Straight fire, though.
- They fire.

123
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But you know what?
I just thought about it.

124
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I sold the last pair this morning.

125
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The good news is,
in another week and a half,

126
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we get new stock,
and I got a pair just for you.

127
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- Okay. I like that.
- Yeah. You like that?

128
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Yeah, we all right.

129
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I got you, brother.
So it's me and you, we good?

130
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- Yeah, we rollin'.
- You with me.

131
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- I'm with you, dog.
- Forever.

132
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- Forever.
- Dax and Casper.

133
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- Yeah, you my bro.
- All right, man. I love you.

134
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- Love you, too, man.
- We good, right?

135
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Yeah, no doubt. All right.

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Cool.

137
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<i>Don't worry, Dax.</i>

138
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<i>Don't worry, Dax. We'll find you a family.</i>

139
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- Yes.
- All right!

140
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<i>We'll find you a family.</i>

141
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Yes!

142
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Yes! Yes!

143
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<i>What a move by Jordan!</i>

144
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<i>Jordan with the moves!</i>

145
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<i>Man, what an inspiration!</i>

146
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<i>Just listen to the crowd! They love him!</i>

147
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<i>They love him!</i>

148
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<i>They love him! They love him!</i>

149
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Yes!

150
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Yo, can we run with you?

151
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Yes, yes.

152
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No!

153
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You need to be on the bench!

154
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- He's worthless!
- You suck, Dax!

155
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- You need new glasses!
- He's the worst!

156
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You suck!

157
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Dax, that was unbearable!

158
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<i>Dream sequence...</i>

159
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Boy, you better than cable.

160
00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:09,532
Look, you wouldn't even understand, okay?
It's terrible.

161
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Dreamin' about that little white boy
slappin' that ball out your hand?

162
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- Now, how do I look?
- You look expensive.

163
00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:16,914
Man, you know I can't afford Gucci
on my salary.

164
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Which is why when you and Casper
win the Rucker

165
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and the $100,000 check that come with it,
we'll be just fine.

166
00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:27,049
Baby, I thought that 100K,
we was gonna use to start a family.

167
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I want a Tesla.

168
00:08:30,094 --> 00:08:32,555
I would look so cute in a Tesla.

169
00:08:32,638 --> 00:08:35,266
And I'd have the little screen on the side
and then I could be like...

170
00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:38,310
And all my homegirls gonna be like,

171
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"Look at Jess killin' 'em in a Tesla."

172
00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:46,444
I mean, this sounds like a beautiful,
beautiful dream and everything,

173
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but I didn't hear my name one time.

174
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You didn't say,
"Oh, Dax was in the Tesla with me."

175
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Baby, you gonna be there, too.

176
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It's gonna be me and you,

177
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and we just gonna be one big happy family.

178
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I love that.

179
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Well, don't let the ghost
of white boy past

180
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scare you out of gettin' this money.

181
00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:04,086
You win this game, and you win this money,
and bring it back home.

182
00:09:04,170 --> 00:09:05,337
I'm motivated, baby!

183
00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:11,010
Barn! That's right.
These shoes right here are classic.

184
00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:13,471
I wore these shoes last night, little man,
and I had a quadruple-double.

185
00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:14,764
- Look.
- That's right.

186
00:09:15,264 --> 00:09:18,142
I didn't want to say this,
but he isn't even that good.

187
00:09:18,851 --> 00:09:20,603
Why would you say that about your baby?

188
00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:22,688
Are you a stepmother or something?

189
00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:24,815
- You the real mother?
- Yeah.

190
00:09:24,899 --> 00:09:25,816
You shouldn't...

191
00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:28,402
You know something?

192
00:09:28,486 --> 00:09:30,321
Matter of fact, Larry, help her out.

193
00:09:36,869 --> 00:09:38,704
- Hey, baby.
- Hey, girl!

194
00:09:38,788 --> 00:09:40,039
I thought we were goin' to lunch today.

195
00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:41,373
You right. We supposed to have lunch.

196
00:09:41,457 --> 00:09:44,502
Yeah, I'm very hungry.
I been shoppin' all day. Look it.

197
00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:46,545
I know. Look, do me a favor, babe.
Just give me a second.

198
00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:49,215
- Just go look at some shoes or something.
- Do they got them new RiRis?

199
00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:50,925
RiRis, BeeBees,
whoever you need, it's over there.

200
00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:51,842
Do they got 'em?

201
00:09:51,926 --> 00:09:55,429
Because, you know, I do not wanna be
shoppin' unless I can get them new RiRis.

202
00:09:57,348 --> 00:09:58,516
'Cause she a savage, too.

203
00:09:58,599 --> 00:09:59,683
You a savage and you fine.

204
00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:00,893
- I'm fine?
- Yeah.

205
00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:02,228
Well, boy, you better shut up.

206
00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:03,813
Over there, look at those RiRis,

207
00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:05,940
you know what I mean? I see you, boo.

208
00:10:06,482 --> 00:10:07,775
- She ready.
- Yeah!

209
00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:12,154
Do you see the RiRis over here?

210
00:10:13,072 --> 00:10:15,074
Yo, my main man, Casper. What up, brother?

211
00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:16,700
What up, Dax? How you doin', man?

212
00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:19,745
- The myth, the legend in the makin'.
- Hold that thought.

213
00:10:19,829 --> 00:10:22,498
Man, I'm confused.
I thought these were out of stock.

214
00:10:22,581 --> 00:10:25,126
Bruh, the truck came this morning

215
00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:26,794
and dropped off a new stock of shoes.

216
00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:29,004
- I was gonna call you.
- So you gonna hook us up, then?

217
00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:32,258
So you want me
to get shoes for everybody.

218
00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:33,384
Everybody.

219
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,386
This dude, and this guy...

220
00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:36,971
If you can't do it,
I got plenty of people that...

221
00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:39,181
I got you. I'mma take care of you,

222
00:10:39,265 --> 00:10:41,267
and your whole squad.

223
00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:43,060
Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's a lot better.

224
00:10:43,144 --> 00:10:44,520
Taxes included.

225
00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:46,981
After I put in my employee discount,

226
00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:49,275
which will probably get me fired...

227
00:10:50,276 --> 00:10:52,486
The total is $833.50.

228
00:10:52,570 --> 00:10:54,155
Everybody, it's on Dax.

229
00:10:54,238 --> 00:10:56,949
It's on... It's on Dax.
Shoes for all y'all.

230
00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:59,785
- Hey, Casper.
- Hey, baby, how you doin'?

231
00:10:59,869 --> 00:11:01,328
Good, how you doin'?

232
00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:03,789
Baby, that's our meal ticket right there.

233
00:11:03,873 --> 00:11:07,418
Oh, my goodness.
Let me show you what I found on Zillow.

234
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:10,045
I found a really cute brownstone.

235
00:11:10,129 --> 00:11:12,631
Two bedroom, hardwood floors...

236
00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:14,466
<i>- Transaction denied.</i>
- <i>Dam</i> n <i>it!</i>

237
00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:16,510
- Excuse me, what's goin' on?
- Damn what?

238
00:11:16,594 --> 00:11:18,095
Marty, don't worry about it.

239
00:11:18,304 --> 00:11:19,889
Hell no.

240
00:11:19,972 --> 00:11:22,933
If the money for these shoes
that just magically flew out of here

241
00:11:23,017 --> 00:11:26,103
don't come up in 6O seconds,
you and Miss Belly Out goin' to jail.

242
00:11:26,187 --> 00:11:27,438
What the hell you talkin' about?

243
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:30,399
First off, I didn't do nothin' wrong,
so I ain't goin' to jail.

244
00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:32,109
But thank you for noticin'
that my belly's out.

245
00:11:32,193 --> 00:11:34,111
- Come here, come here, come here.
- What?

246
00:11:37,198 --> 00:11:38,657
That kid that just left here...

247
00:11:39,325 --> 00:11:41,202
He's gonna change our lives forever.

248
00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:42,453
Fifty percent.

249
00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:46,498
I mean, at the most,
I could do 49 percent.

250
00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:47,958
You got 3O seconds, brother!

251
00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:49,627
All right, 5O percent.

252
00:11:50,169 --> 00:11:51,253
Cool!

253
00:11:52,463 --> 00:11:54,131
It's nice doin' business with you, boo.

254
00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:57,218
Fifty percent. I'm gettin' 5O percent.

255
00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:59,261
Marty, did you hear that? 50 percent.

256
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,099
Yo, yo, yo, yo!

257
00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:08,270
Look at this, man.
Fresh off the presses, y'all.

258
00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,272
Harlem Money, you see that?

259
00:12:10,356 --> 00:12:11,398
Come on, y'all, look!

260
00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:13,067
Go grab your jersey, come on.

261
00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:14,985
I didn't know you got money
for second place.

262
00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:20,741
Hey, man, what the hell you doin' here?

263
00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:23,118
Why don't you enlighten this fool, C-Dawg?

264
00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:25,037
- C-Dawg?
- I'm C-Dawg now.

265
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,622
New team, new nickname.

266
00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:28,540
- Wait, what?
- Wait, what?

267
00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:31,794
That's what I said to him. I was like,
"C-Dawg, don't you wanna be coached

268
00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:33,254
by a dude who looks like an M&M?

269
00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:36,006
What about a dude who looks
straight up like a basketball?

270
00:12:36,382 --> 00:12:38,259
Like a Syracuse Orange man."

271
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:53,524
I've spent my life savings
just to get in this tournament.

272
00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:56,151
I gotta give my girlfriend
half the winnings

273
00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:57,653
or she's gonna leave me.

274
00:12:57,736 --> 00:13:02,658
I took three busses and a train
just to pick up those jerseys.

275
00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:05,202
Those Jordans, man!
You know how much that cost me?

276
00:13:05,286 --> 00:13:07,454
Yo, by the way, thank you for the kicks.

277
00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:10,124
They are mad expensive.
There was no way I was gonna buy 'em.

278
00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:11,500
All right, boys, let's roll.

279
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:12,751
Come back here!

280
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,837
Dantay! Other Dantay!

281
00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,839
- Casper, take off those shoes.
-l'mma hold these.

282
00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:21,510
You hear me, Casper?
Take... off... those... shoes!

283
00:13:22,428 --> 00:13:26,140
<i>And comin' in at number one
on SportsCentefs "Not Top Ten" list...</i>

284
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,101
<i>with the Rucker 50
right around the corner,</i>

285
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,145
<i>we have a meltdown from New York City.</i>

286
00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:34,315
<i>I'm told the man you see here
is a coach named Dax Winslow.</i>

287
00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:36,608
<i>And, Dax, the good news is
you're on SportsCenter. The bad news is...</i>

288
00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:37,735
Dax!

289
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:39,194
What's up, girl? What'd I do wrong now?

290
00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:40,863
<i>I have so many questions.</i>

291
00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:42,239
<i>You're rolling around on the ground,</i>

292
00:13:42,323 --> 00:13:45,367
<i>trying to take somebody's sneakers
off their sweaty feet?</i>

293
00:13:45,451 --> 00:13:47,870
<i>Like, is this your team?
Are these even your players?</i>

294
00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:49,288
Come on, man!

295
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:52,916
<i>Dax, this is Rucker, man.
Have some respect.</i>

296
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,626
Damn you, Scott Van Pelt!

297
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:56,295
<i>Give me the shoe, Casper! Right now!</i>

298
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:57,379
<i>...flopping like fish.</i>

299
00:13:57,463 --> 00:13:59,631
Everything gonna be all right, okay?
I'mma figure something out.

300
00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:01,258
I can't do this anymore.

301
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,553
- Excuse me?
- Do you think that I'm countin' on you?

302
00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:08,599
'Cause I'm not.
No, I was counting on Casper.

303
00:14:09,058 --> 00:14:11,435
And you lost him.
You can't even do that right.

304
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:14,855
Go in there,
pack your stuff up, and leave.

305
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,523
You can't just kick me out our house.

306
00:14:16,774 --> 00:14:18,150
This is my apartment.

307
00:14:18,359 --> 00:14:21,236
Do you even remember
the last time you paid rent?

308
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,365
Okay, every Taco Tuesday,
who buy the $2 tacos?

309
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:27,117
Don't nobody care about no damn tacos!

310
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:29,912
- Okay, I paid the water bill that time--
- Get out my house!

311
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:34,208
Jess, I ain't got nowhere to go. You know?

312
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,919
I didn't have no family.
And then I met you.

313
00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:40,297
And you took me in.
And you changed my life.

314
00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:44,718
Baby, we in this together.
You're my everything.

315
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:50,265
Please, just let me stay here
and figure things out.

316
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:02,444
Hey! Don't leave with my bag, fool.

317
00:15:02,528 --> 00:15:03,779
Where I'm supposed to put my stuff?

318
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,280
Leave with what you came with!

319
00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:07,616
Fine, I'll give you back
your stupid, fake bag.

320
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:12,371
It's not stupid, you stupid.
My bag is smarter than you!

321
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:24,383
Give my shoes back!

322
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:28,178
<i>This is Rucker, man.
You're supposed to have some respect.</i>

323
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:29,263
<i>You're rolling around on the ground,</i>

324
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:32,224
<i>trying to take somebody's sneakers
off their sweaty feet?</i>

325
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,643
I know y'all think this is
all fun and games and stuff.

326
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,895
But I used everything I got
on this tournament.

327
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,689
Did you get a receipt?

328
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,733
- No, man, the money's non-refundable.
- That's cold.

329
00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:45,320
This a perfect opportunity
for Dax to meet Uncle Drew!

330
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:50,993
Don't start that in here
with the old and the Uncle Drews.

331
00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,828
You're trying to throw
a toothpick in a lumberyard.

332
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:56,832
The man is the greatest blacktop player
I ever seen in my life.

333
00:15:57,291 --> 00:16:00,252
He's real. I've seen that boy put up
40 points against The Destroyers.

334
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,212
Using just his left hand and his chin.

335
00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:05,257
His other hand, he had a ham sandwich
with extra cheese on it.

336
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,092
And mayo. He likes mayonnaise.

337
00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:09,720
Okay, come on, man,
that's just like talking about Bigfoot.

338
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:12,097
Bigfoot. You can't compare
Bigfoot to Uncle Drew.

339
00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:13,807
Son of a bitch used to date my sister.

340
00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:15,559
He used to date my sister and my mother.

341
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,686
He actually hit my eighth-grade teacher.

342
00:16:18,479 --> 00:16:20,814
Ain't none of my business
what that man does in his bedtime.

343
00:16:20,898 --> 00:16:22,024
I know he had a foot fetish.

344
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:25,110
All right. The '60s was a wild time.
Okay? So what?

345
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:28,447
Remember them Buicks?
Everybody had them damn Buicks.

346
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:29,823
You'd ride around,
had a big old back seat.

347
00:16:29,907 --> 00:16:32,826
You can't move your hips.
But you can still move your lips.

348
00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:34,244
Hey, I ain't gonna go no further.

349
00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:38,415
All you need is some Viagra,
and some dress socks.

350
00:16:38,499 --> 00:16:40,125
Ain't have no damn Viagra back then!

351
00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:42,711
You had to get two ice-cream sticks
and a rubber band

352
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,379
to make stuff stand up like that.

353
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:46,757
I don't have time for this, man.
I gotta go.

354
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,510
Hey, whoa, whoa.
Hold on, Dax, hold on. Now, look.

355
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,804
You need to go holler at Uncle Drew. Okay?

356
00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:56,475
He's a Zen master of basketball.
But you gotta believe.

357
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,393
Hey, look. Maybe he was good.

358
00:16:58,477 --> 00:17:01,271
But you think this old man
can still ball? Come on, bruh.

359
00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:03,899
I'm good, man.
I gotta find some players, man.

360
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:06,735
You'll be sorry, Dax.
Don't do that to yourself.

361
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:09,321
Get with Drew! Get with Drew!

362
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,358
Welcome to the jungle, baby.

363
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:49,861
Get out of here.
Go corner, corner, corner! Corner!

364
00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:52,364
Over here, over here. Hold on, son!

365
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:55,117
See, that right there,
that's the problem with your generation.

366
00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:58,453
Million-dollar move
and a five-cent finish.

367
00:17:58,537 --> 00:17:59,830
You haven't made a shot yet.

368
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,081
- Come back!
- Come on!

369
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:04,251
- I was open.
- I had to shoot it, man.

370
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:07,087
I've taken out trash
that don't stink as bad as that.

371
00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,966
Dr. Naismith would be rolling in his grave

372
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,801
if he knew what these bums
is up to out here.

373
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:15,262
You talk a lot of smack for a geriatric.

374
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:16,888
It's a shame you can't back any of it up.

375
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,558
And who's to say I can't?

376
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,061
All right, then, what's the bet?

377
00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:25,397
If you win...

378
00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:28,233
I'll leave the park
and I'll never come back.

379
00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:29,901
- Good.
- Real good.

380
00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:31,612
But if I win, you and your crew

381
00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:33,780
start playing the game
the way it's meant to be played.

382
00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:35,741
Oh, how's that? On a peach basket?

383
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:41,121
It's like a perfectly orchestrated
symphony.

384
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,122
What?

385
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,251
Not any instrument
is more important than another.

386
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,505
- And what's in it for you?
- Love, youngblood. Only love.

387
00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:52,966
- What is this dude talking about?
- What the hell does that even mean?

388
00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:54,176
What are you talking about?

389
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,094
Hold my nuts.

390
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,055
Hold your nuts?

391
00:18:58,597 --> 00:18:59,890
Hey, J! Look at this dude out here.

392
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,224
Everybody off the court.

393
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,435
Get off the court, man.
Get your big behind off the court.

394
00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:06,897
Hey, man. Give him the business.

395
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:09,149
Ball up.

396
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:12,319
Hey, young fella, you better watch that.

397
00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:17,991
- Aren't you gonna get in your stance?
- I am in my stance.

398
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:23,038
Don't worry, grandpa.

399
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:25,791
Gonna have you home
in plenty of time for NCIS.

400
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,501
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

401
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:30,128
Hey. For the show I know, though,

402
00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:33,048
even a bum ain't as broke
as your jump shot.

403
00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:34,925
- Give it to him, J.
- Prove it.

404
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,301
You wanna see it rain?

405
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:38,345
Let it rain.

406
00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:39,721
Raindrops. 2-0.

407
00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:42,683
Next basket wins it.

408
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:44,601
It's getting to be
about that time, ain't it?

409
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,608
Yeah, give it to him.

410
00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:53,068
This game is over.

411
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,330
It's time for you to change
your PIN number.

412
00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:06,707
'Cause you just got robbed.

413
00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:14,381
- Come on back.
- J, come on, son!

414
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:17,342
You want me to tell you
your first mistake or your second?

415
00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:18,677
What's the matter, you forgot the score?

416
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,887
One. You got too cocky.

417
00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:24,808
There's a fine line between
confidence and arrogance, youngblood.

418
00:20:27,978 --> 00:20:29,855
Come on back. Come on back.

419
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:32,357
And then, two,
you're giving up your lead hip.

420
00:20:32,441 --> 00:20:33,900
You might as well unlock the door

421
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:36,319
and have your wife show me
where the china is.

422
00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:39,114
I wouldn't do that either, if I was you.

423
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:43,076
Come on, J! No, no!

424
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:46,580
He cookin' your boy.

425
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,165
Go back there
and play with them kids, man.

426
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,541
I get buckets.

427
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:52,419
- Shut up, old man.
- Go on, youngblood.

428
00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:54,546
Check ball.

429
00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:57,507
This game is all mental. All mental.

430
00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:04,639
Hand down, man down.

431
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:06,558
- Anybody got a GPS?
- Come on, J!

432
00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:08,894
You know, gonna need
a whole new zip code on that one.

433
00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:12,063
Game point, youngblood.

434
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:13,398
Whatever.

435
00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:14,941
You ready?

436
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,277
Yo, I'll give you that.

437
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,987
Nah. Nah, don't give him that.

438
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:20,989
You still don't believe, do you?

439
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,032
Get your hand up!

440
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,408
No, don't give it to him.

441
00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:26,828
Don't do him like that, Uncle Drew!

442
00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:29,164
Youngblood.

443
00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:31,416
Good game.

444
00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:34,920
Who is that dude?

445
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:37,339
Hey! Hey! Hey!

446
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:40,133
Oh, my God, man.

447
00:21:40,217 --> 00:21:42,052
That was a pretty amazing show
you put on back there.

448
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:45,013
It was one of the greatest things
I've ever seen, honestly.

449
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:46,556
How're you doing? My name is Dax.

450
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:47,766
I'm not interested.

451
00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:49,351
I haven't even
told you what I'm trying to do.

452
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:51,728
Okay, okay. You can't believe
someone that looks like me

453
00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:53,522
can play like Jordan, Magic, or Bird.

454
00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:54,773
You want to take advantage of that.

455
00:21:54,856 --> 00:21:56,775
See if you can cash in somehow.
I know your MO.

456
00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:58,443
What? No, no. You got me all wrong, man.

457
00:21:58,527 --> 00:22:00,111
Look, I just want to talk to you
about the Rucker, you know?

458
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:01,279
The Rucker?

459
00:22:02,781 --> 00:22:04,825
You don't know nothing
about no real Rucker, youngblood.

460
00:22:07,744 --> 00:22:11,623
Exactly. You right. I don't know anything
about the Rucker. A lot of us don't.

461
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:14,501
But someone like you could help us, man.

462
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:16,711
We could combine the old school
with the new school, right?

463
00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:18,755
Like a old school, new school remix.

464
00:22:18,839 --> 00:22:22,300
Where you can educate all the youngbloods
who are lost in their way, right?

465
00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,678
And show 'em what they're really
doing wrong. You can do that.

466
00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:27,222
Is a lot of lost youngbloods out there.

467
00:22:27,305 --> 00:22:30,308
It is so many lost youngbloods
out here, it is ridiculous.

468
00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:33,353
If I could help them, I would,
but I don't know, because I'm lost, too.

469
00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:34,980
Okay? And that's why we need you.

470
00:22:35,564 --> 00:22:37,774
Look, look, look. Perfect example.
This is who you are.

471
00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:41,987
You a lonely lighthouse in a sea of fog.

472
00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:45,031
I actually kind of like that.

473
00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:46,616
- I like that.
- That's good, ain't it?

474
00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:48,577
- Yeah, yeah, that's good, that's good.
- That's what I'm telling you.

475
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:49,953
You are coming to the rescue, man.

476
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:53,123
You get a chance to teach this
in front of a bigger audience.

477
00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:55,792
At the Rucker. The Rucker.

478
00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:58,420
Rucker.

479
00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:01,715
The Rucker would be nice.

480
00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:05,802
I'll tell you what.
I'll do it on one condition.

481
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:07,095
Yes!

482
00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:12,267
Anything you want.
I don't care what it is. I got you.

483
00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:13,602
It's gotta be my team.

484
00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:15,478
My boys.

485
00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:17,731
Okay. Anything but that.

486
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,399
No. Because it's my team.

487
00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:20,984
Yeah, I guess we done here.

488
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,277
Dax whatever...

489
00:23:22,903 --> 00:23:24,738
Okay, okay, okay-

490
00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:28,825
I'm in, okay? My team. Your roster.

491
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:31,536
It's my team, my roster.

492
00:23:32,162 --> 00:23:33,580
<i>Look, where you gem"?</i>

493
00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:36,374
It's a long drive to Chocolate City.

494
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:39,002
Wait, Chocolate City? What's in DC?

495
00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:42,631
Preacher. He's the best power forward
I ever played with.

496
00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,925
I mean, you don't know
no local power forward?

497
00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:46,384
Somebody that stay in the neighborhood?

498
00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:50,722
Here she is. Yeah.

499
00:23:51,681 --> 00:23:54,351
You know, if Billy Dee Willams
and Diana Ross had a love child,

500
00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:56,478
it would've definitely
been inside this van.

501
00:23:56,561 --> 00:23:57,687
Go on and look way back there.

502
00:23:57,771 --> 00:23:59,981
Go ahead. Take a look.
Take a look way back there.

503
00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:02,442
That right there is the boom-boom room.

504
00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:05,153
Boom-boom room come with one rule.

505
00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:07,447
No shoes in the boom-boom room.

506
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:11,701
So, I could wear shoes throughout
the rest of the part of this van,

507
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:15,872
but if I go a couple feet back,
I gotta take my shoes off?

508
00:24:15,956 --> 00:24:17,791
Why do I gotta take
my shoes off back there?

509
00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:19,918
And I can leave my shoes on,
like right here?

510
00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:21,670
It's the same space.

511
00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:24,673
Well, it's the living room,
and then it goes to the boom-boom room.

512
00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:27,050
See, that don't even make sense
because it's a van.

513
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,468
Everything is right next to each other.

514
00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:30,637
- Let's go over the rest of the rules.
- No, but I'm saying that don't--

515
00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:34,808
Hey, don't be slamming my door.

516
00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:36,309
I'm sorry about that.

517
00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:39,521
- Hey, man, you just did the same--
- Now, let's go over the rules.

518
00:24:39,938 --> 00:24:43,149
One. I'm the pilot.
Means I steer the ship.

519
00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:46,736
Two. I'm the weatherman.
I control the heat.

520
00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:48,613
Did you just say heat?
I don't know if you know.

521
00:24:48,697 --> 00:24:50,156
It's the middle of summer, so maybe you--

522
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,492
Three. Don't be questioning one and two.

523
00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:54,744
Can't help it if I'm running
a little cold these days.

524
00:24:54,828 --> 00:24:57,956
Four, I'm the DJ,
which means I control the music.

525
00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:02,460
What's that? Is that a Game Boy?

526
00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:04,462
Electronic book?

527
00:25:06,006 --> 00:25:06,965
You gonna see.

528
00:25:08,049 --> 00:25:11,761
Oh, yeah! You hear that? You hear that?

529
00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:13,722
- That's an eight-track?
- You hear that?

530
00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:17,350
<i>Come on, come on, take a ride</i>

531
00:25:17,434 --> 00:25:18,727
<i>That ain't no jive</i>

532
00:25:18,935 --> 00:25:20,353
Can't we just go to Chocolate City?

533
00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:23,982
<i>- Don't even have to drive</i>
- Can <i>you at least turn down the heat?</i>

534
00:25:24,065 --> 00:25:25,233
<i>Slippity-slide</i>

535
00:25:26,234 --> 00:25:28,278
- My glasses are sweating.
- Just sail on

536
00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:30,363
<i>That's what I do
Just sail on, that's what I do</i>

537
00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:32,073
How you dancing like that
in a jogging suit?

538
00:25:32,157 --> 00:25:33,199
Are you not hot?

539
00:25:35,118 --> 00:25:36,536
I'm really creeped out.

540
00:25:36,619 --> 00:25:37,871
Gotta get the boys.

541
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:39,998
I gotta turn up the heat
a little bit, though. Yeah.

542
00:25:40,081 --> 00:25:41,374
Please don't turn the heat up!

543
00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:57,682
We've been listening to this song
since this morning. It is nighttime!

544
00:25:59,976 --> 00:26:00,935
Oh, yeah.

545
00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:06,441
What you know about this? I thought
this was gonna be a boring road trip.

546
00:26:06,524 --> 00:26:08,026
You got the classics playing, man!

547
00:26:08,109 --> 00:26:09,986
What you know
about the classics, youngblood?

548
00:26:10,070 --> 00:26:12,697
I know a lot, man. How did you get
Biggie Smalls on an eight-track?

549
00:26:12,781 --> 00:26:15,867
That's crazy, man! Junior M.A.F.l.A.!

550
00:26:16,201 --> 00:26:17,160
Junior what?

551
00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:19,329
You know what I said.
You know who they are.

552
00:26:21,414 --> 00:26:23,124
<i>To all my ladies in the place</i>

553
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:25,126
<i>With style and grace, allow me to--</i>

554
00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:26,961
Okay. Okay.

555
00:26:27,045 --> 00:26:28,546
New rule, youngblood.

556
00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:31,508
None of this rappity-hippity-hop nonsense.
You understand?

557
00:26:31,591 --> 00:26:32,759
What, you mean rappity-hippity-hop?

558
00:26:32,842 --> 00:26:34,344
That's not what it's called.
It's called hip-hop.

559
00:26:34,427 --> 00:26:36,262
My car, my version.

560
00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:38,556
Talking about styling. What is that?

561
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,434
First, I can tell you don't have style.
'Cause you always got on jogging suits.

562
00:26:41,518 --> 00:26:43,728
Talkin' from the hustler
with the fake chains.

563
00:26:43,812 --> 00:26:45,188
These are real.
I got these for my birthday.

564
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:46,481
- Go about your business.
- Those cost--

565
00:26:46,564 --> 00:26:48,525
- Three checks!
- Those cost 5O cents a piece.

566
00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:50,693
- Three checks!
- My teeth cost more than that.

567
00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:53,530
This is real music.
Now, listen to the words.

568
00:26:53,905 --> 00:26:56,991
<i>At least as far as I can see</i>

569
00:26:57,075 --> 00:27:01,246
<i>Can see...
I want to keep you here</i>

570
00:27:01,871 --> 00:27:03,248
<i>Laying next to me</i>

571
00:27:03,331 --> 00:27:05,208
That's what I tell my girls
in the boom-boom room.

572
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:09,379
<i>Love between the sheets</i>

573
00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:11,214
This is my favorite part. Go ahead.

574
00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:14,008
- My <i>baby</i>
- Okay. I'm sorry.

575
00:27:14,092 --> 00:27:16,427
<i>- Baby, baby...
- I'm sorry.</i>

576
00:27:16,511 --> 00:27:18,888
- My love...
- Stop sing-- You're ruining it!

577
00:27:18,972 --> 00:27:20,223
First off. Watch your tone.

578
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:22,142
Look, here we go.
Just listen to it. Give it a try.

579
00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:24,727
Come on.

580
00:27:25,728 --> 00:27:27,188
You see how quick I did that?
I just pushed play.

581
00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:30,650
I didn't have to take out an Atari
cartridge and stuff it in the radio.

582
00:27:30,733 --> 00:27:32,277
Okay, okay. Pause, pause.

583
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:33,361
How do you pause it?

584
00:27:34,612 --> 00:27:35,780
Okay, youngblood.

585
00:27:36,281 --> 00:27:40,368
There ain't gonna be none of that nonsense
here in my car right now.

586
00:27:40,451 --> 00:27:42,829
Don't call this nonsense. This is one
of the greatest MCs of all time.

587
00:27:42,912 --> 00:27:44,247
Yeah, what about the lsley Brothers?

588
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:46,416
I don't know too much of their history,
but I'll Google it later.

589
00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:47,667
What is Google?

590
00:28:01,306 --> 00:28:02,682
Hey, man, is this a church?

591
00:28:02,765 --> 00:28:04,517
Heck else it's gonna be?

592
00:28:04,601 --> 00:28:08,104
Did we road trip all the way out here
to pick up an actual preacher?

593
00:28:08,188 --> 00:28:09,606
You got a problem with that?

594
00:28:09,689 --> 00:28:12,108
No, I don't have a problem with it, man.
But I thought it was, like, a nickname,

595
00:28:12,192 --> 00:28:14,944
like "Hot Sauce"
or "Crazy Legs" or "The Glove."

596
00:28:18,239 --> 00:28:20,575
Amen. Amen, Amen.

597
00:28:20,658 --> 00:28:25,830
We're gathered here today to bear witness
to the anointing...

598
00:28:27,165 --> 00:28:28,625
The christening...

599
00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:31,127
The blessing...

600
00:28:32,086 --> 00:28:34,422
Of this young rookie soul.

601
00:28:36,007 --> 00:28:38,551
And it is with the purity of heart,

602
00:28:38,635 --> 00:28:44,057
we pray that he will one day grow
to dry the paint...

603
00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:45,391
Why is he holding him like that?

604
00:28:45,475 --> 00:28:48,311
...crash the boards
of moral righteousness.

605
00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:51,314
No, no, please, no.

606
00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:54,442
My man Kevin Durant started
a new beginning in Golden State.

607
00:28:54,525 --> 00:28:55,777
You preach, Preacher.

608
00:28:55,860 --> 00:28:57,153
He's gonna dunk a baby.

609
00:28:57,237 --> 00:28:59,364
<i>One for the money</i>

610
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,033
<i>Two for the show</i>

611
00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:03,910
<i>Three to get ready</i>

612
00:29:06,329 --> 00:29:07,413
Whoa, whoa, wait, wait!

613
00:29:07,497 --> 00:29:09,499
Hey! Man! What are you doing
with that baby, man?

614
00:29:09,582 --> 00:29:12,085
You can't baptize a baby.
You cannot do that.

615
00:29:12,168 --> 00:29:14,087
- Hey, Dax. Sit down.
- Drew, let me go. I got this!

616
00:29:14,170 --> 00:29:15,630
That is a baby, okay?

617
00:29:15,713 --> 00:29:18,341
You christen a baby, right?
You hold the baby, right?

618
00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:21,135
Maybe splash a little water on his face.
He gonna cry a little bit but no big deal.

619
00:29:21,219 --> 00:29:24,264
You don't dunk a baby in a baptismal pool.

620
00:29:24,347 --> 00:29:28,977
What type of parents are y'all to let
this really large man pick your baby up?

621
00:29:29,060 --> 00:29:31,854
He did it like this.
He put your baby behind his back.

622
00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:34,357
You gonna let this man
"Steph Curry" your baby?

623
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,484
That's insane!
- Uh, maybe the midget's right.

624
00:29:36,567 --> 00:29:38,403
Yeah. Can we have our baby back?

625
00:29:38,486 --> 00:29:40,405
Is there something
I can help you with, son?

626
00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:42,991
Dax. Give it a break.

627
00:29:43,074 --> 00:29:43,908
- No!
- Sit down!

628
00:29:43,992 --> 00:29:46,286
I'm not sitting down, Drew!
I'm taking a stand.

629
00:29:46,369 --> 00:29:47,578
- All right.
- Thank you.

630
00:29:47,662 --> 00:29:48,663
All right, I warned you.

631
00:29:48,746 --> 00:29:49,998
Where you from, son?

632
00:29:50,081 --> 00:29:51,874
I'll tell you where I'm from.
I'm from New York City, okay?

633
00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:53,584
Look here, Tiny Tim.

634
00:29:53,668 --> 00:29:56,170
Took me almost an hour
to fill up that pool.

635
00:29:56,254 --> 00:29:58,506
Somebody's getting baptized,
you understand?

636
00:29:58,589 --> 00:30:01,134
Dunk this potbelly Teletubby!

637
00:30:01,217 --> 00:30:02,468
You can't talk to me like that.

638
00:30:03,094 --> 00:30:04,387
Y'all wanna baptize him?

639
00:30:04,762 --> 00:30:05,722
- Yeah!
- W hat?

640
00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:07,390
Bring him on up.

641
00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:09,350
Dunk him like a fat donut.

642
00:30:09,434 --> 00:30:11,019
- Dunk him, Preacher.
- What are you doing, man?

643
00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:12,645
That my boy, Drew?

644
00:30:13,354 --> 00:30:15,690
Drew, you gotta make him
take one for the team.

645
00:30:15,773 --> 00:30:16,941
For the team!

646
00:30:18,401 --> 00:30:20,361
Gonna have to take one
for the team. Oh, yeah.

647
00:30:20,445 --> 00:30:21,529
"Take one for the team"?

648
00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:29,412
Drew, just like back in the day
when we used to hoop...

649
00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:32,040
you could still throw the alley-oop.

650
00:30:32,540 --> 00:30:35,376
Thank you for throwing me this lost soul.

651
00:31:02,195 --> 00:31:04,197
One last run at the Rucker?

652
00:31:06,449 --> 00:31:07,867
50th anniversary.

653
00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:10,828
You know this is more
than a 50th anniversary.

654
00:31:11,454 --> 00:31:15,208
This here, divine intervention.

655
00:31:15,291 --> 00:31:16,417
I wouldn't call it all that.

656
00:31:16,501 --> 00:31:18,002
I'm gonna have to run it
by Betty Lou though.

657
00:31:18,086 --> 00:31:19,504
Run what by Betty Lou?

658
00:31:19,587 --> 00:31:22,548
- Drew's putting the squad back together.
- Yep.

659
00:31:22,632 --> 00:31:26,135
You forget what happens to you, Preacher,
when you get between them lines?

660
00:31:26,219 --> 00:31:30,098
No, no, no. I just ain't laced 'em up
in a while, that's all.

661
00:31:30,181 --> 00:31:31,891
And there is a reason for that.

662
00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:34,936
- Quick question.
- What exactly is "a while"?

663
00:31:35,019 --> 00:31:36,562
I mean, is that like a few weeks or...

664
00:31:36,646 --> 00:31:37,814
Thirty.

665
00:31:37,897 --> 00:31:40,566
- Thirty-five years. Still nice, though.
- Thirty-five years.

666
00:31:40,650 --> 00:31:44,112
Wait, 35 years?
Come on, man, that's ridiculous.

667
00:31:44,195 --> 00:31:46,906
Our little hobbit is right.
It's ridiculous.

668
00:31:46,989 --> 00:31:49,575
It's God's work that matters now.
Not basketball.

669
00:31:49,659 --> 00:31:53,121
Just because it's God's work
don't mean it's not still work.

670
00:31:53,204 --> 00:31:54,914
His work is never done.

671
00:31:54,997 --> 00:31:56,749
Now, I've had about enough of this.

672
00:31:58,459 --> 00:32:01,921
Book of Psalms, chapter 62,
verse one and two.

673
00:32:02,004 --> 00:32:06,384
Fool, please. Book of Psalms,
chapter 23, verse four.

674
00:32:06,467 --> 00:32:10,805
Ephesians five, chapter 22, boom!

675
00:32:10,888 --> 00:32:14,809
Book of Betty Lou,
chapter one, verse "I said so."

676
00:32:16,936 --> 00:32:19,021
You heard the woman. I can't go.

677
00:32:19,939 --> 00:32:21,607
One, there wasn't no black hobbits, right?

678
00:32:21,691 --> 00:32:23,901
And, two, that is one mean churchwoman.

679
00:32:23,985 --> 00:32:26,612
She ain't supposed to be calling me ugly
like that. Okay, and I'm handsome.

680
00:32:26,696 --> 00:32:28,281
I'm the short version of Idris Elba.

681
00:32:28,364 --> 00:32:30,783
The ladies say it all the time, man.
And is he even coming?

682
00:32:30,867 --> 00:32:33,077
- He's coming.
- How do you know?

683
00:32:33,161 --> 00:32:35,705
Basketball is in his blood.
Same as it is in mine.

684
00:32:35,788 --> 00:32:38,624
Both of y'all old as hell, okay?
And I at least saw you play first.

685
00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:42,003
- I need to see him shoot at least.
- Youngblood, you can't teach seven feet.

686
00:32:42,086 --> 00:32:43,754
What you mean you can't teach seven feet?

687
00:32:43,838 --> 00:32:45,339
- What are you talking...
- Hallelujah!

688
00:32:45,423 --> 00:32:49,093
Man can only take so much nagging
before he done had enough.

689
00:32:49,177 --> 00:32:50,261
I told ya.

690
00:32:50,344 --> 00:32:52,763
He could have got in here without yelling
"Hallelujah" in my ear, right?

691
00:32:53,806 --> 00:32:56,642
Preacher, you're supposed to take
your shoes off in the boom-boom room.

692
00:32:56,726 --> 00:32:58,603
You're gonna tell me the rules
of the boom-boom room?

693
00:32:58,686 --> 00:33:01,189
I'm just trying to make sure
we're clear, that's all.

694
00:33:01,397 --> 00:33:02,690
Oh, Lord.

695
00:33:03,608 --> 00:33:04,525
Spoke too soon.

696
00:33:08,362 --> 00:33:09,447
Why are we slowing down?

697
00:33:09,530 --> 00:33:10,573
Light just turned red.

698
00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:13,659
So? Run it, fool!
You know how worked up she can get.

699
00:33:13,743 --> 00:33:15,620
Oh, no,
I ain't trying to get no ticket, now.

700
00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:21,834
Preacher!

701
00:33:22,710 --> 00:33:23,961
I know you in that van!

702
00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:25,838
She got a baseball bat in a church dress?

703
00:33:31,761 --> 00:33:32,887
I am Betty to the Lou.

704
00:33:32,970 --> 00:33:35,056
They don't even know
who they messing with.

705
00:33:35,556 --> 00:33:37,850
Don't you know any players
that don't require a road trip?

706
00:33:37,934 --> 00:33:40,228
And what's the deal with Betty Lou anyway?
It's just one weekend.

707
00:33:40,311 --> 00:33:42,563
Is it me? Or is it nippy in here?

708
00:33:42,647 --> 00:33:43,731
It ain't just you.

709
00:33:43,814 --> 00:33:46,150
What is wrong with you two?
I am melting over here.

710
00:33:46,234 --> 00:33:48,986
Good.
Looks like you could stand to lose a few.

711
00:33:49,070 --> 00:33:52,990
Is it just me, or is little man's head
abnormally large for his body?

712
00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:55,618
Hey, youngblood, how much does
your neck hate your head?

713
00:33:55,701 --> 00:33:57,620
- Big head, little neck.
- Funnyjokes.

714
00:33:57,703 --> 00:33:59,163
He was a baby bobblehead doll.

715
00:33:59,247 --> 00:34:00,414
Wobble, wobble, wobble.

716
00:34:00,498 --> 00:34:03,668
Actually, my head is the most
normalest size you could think of.

717
00:34:03,751 --> 00:34:04,752
I've measured my head.

718
00:34:04,835 --> 00:34:06,879
Well, you sure got
some little ass ears, then.

719
00:34:07,213 --> 00:34:10,550
Mama deserve a Purple Heart,
passin' a melon that big.

720
00:34:12,260 --> 00:34:14,053
Anybody else use a disco nap?

721
00:34:14,136 --> 00:34:16,472
See, now that is a good idea, Preacher.

722
00:34:16,722 --> 00:34:18,474
My eyelids been heavy all day.

723
00:34:26,857 --> 00:34:28,025
Seriously?

724
00:34:29,819 --> 00:34:31,529
These two are unbelievable.

725
00:34:32,405 --> 00:34:33,322
You good?

726
00:34:33,406 --> 00:34:34,574
All set.

727
00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:36,909
Still a little nippy in here, though.

728
00:34:36,993 --> 00:34:38,452
That's strike two, youngblood.

729
00:34:38,828 --> 00:34:40,705
The next one,
you gonna be riding on the roof.

730
00:34:40,788 --> 00:34:42,540
Not with that big-ass head, he can't.

731
00:34:42,623 --> 00:34:44,208
Too much wind resistance.

732
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,860
Hey, Preacher, can I ask you a question?

733
00:35:11,736 --> 00:35:12,820
Can I say no?

734
00:35:13,362 --> 00:35:14,572
What happened to y'all
back in the day, man?

735
00:35:14,655 --> 00:35:15,906
Why did all y'all disappear?

736
00:35:16,365 --> 00:35:17,700
Gotta ask him that.

737
00:35:19,201 --> 00:35:20,911
So, Drew, what happened in 1968?

738
00:35:21,871 --> 00:35:23,331
Nothing a few Ws can't fix.

739
00:35:23,748 --> 00:35:27,460
You really think basketball could fix
what happened with you and Big Fella?

740
00:35:28,085 --> 00:35:29,170
Why not?

741
00:35:30,671 --> 00:35:32,590
Play the game the right way,
it fixes everything.

742
00:35:34,008 --> 00:35:35,259
You say so.

743
00:35:37,762 --> 00:35:39,972
Come on, man.
Okay, could you get a jug or something?

744
00:35:44,310 --> 00:35:45,895
You really love basketball, don't you?

745
00:35:47,938 --> 00:35:49,315
What's there not to love?

746
00:35:50,274 --> 00:35:52,360
Basketball's the most reliable thing
in the world.

747
00:35:53,694 --> 00:35:56,781
Don't complain, don't ask any questions.

748
00:35:57,073 --> 00:36:00,326
You bounce it... comes right back up.

749
00:36:02,036 --> 00:36:03,371
What about you, youngblood? You ever play?

750
00:36:05,706 --> 00:36:06,874
Nah, not really.

751
00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:08,292
Why not?

752
00:36:09,502 --> 00:36:10,544
'Cause I don't.

753
00:36:10,628 --> 00:36:11,754
What's that supposed to mean?

754
00:36:12,254 --> 00:36:14,465
It means what I said, okay?
I just coach, all right?

755
00:36:14,548 --> 00:36:16,634
- I don't believe you.
- I don't play, okay?

756
00:36:18,886 --> 00:36:20,179
All right. Well, you're up.

757
00:36:20,554 --> 00:36:21,972
Wait a minute,
I thought you was the pilot.

758
00:36:22,056 --> 00:36:25,017
I need you to co-pilot for a spell.
Address is on the dash.

759
00:36:27,561 --> 00:36:28,688
Don't mess up my car.

760
00:36:29,188 --> 00:36:30,106
Snap!

761
00:36:30,731 --> 00:36:32,692
Prostate ain't what it used to be.

762
00:36:32,775 --> 00:36:34,652
How many times you gonna use the bathroom?

763
00:36:34,735 --> 00:36:37,530
Jesus, man.
Need like a built-in toilet in his shorts.

764
00:36:38,781 --> 00:36:41,325
<i>Now, please enjoy the latest in sports.</i>

765
00:36:41,575 --> 00:36:44,078
<i>Let's go to Rucker Park
where our man, Scoop Jackson,</i>

766
00:36:44,161 --> 00:36:46,747
<i>is interviewing
seven-time winner Mookie Bass.</i>

767
00:36:46,831 --> 00:36:47,998
You gotta be kidding me.

768
00:36:48,082 --> 00:36:50,084
<i>...Rucker 50, Harlem, USA.</i>

769
00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:51,711
<i>Here with my man, Mookie Bass.</i>

770
00:36:51,794 --> 00:36:53,379
<i>- Damn, Moshe.
- So, why do you keep doing this, man?</i>

771
00:36:53,462 --> 00:36:55,673
<i>You have a history of just winnin'
and winnin' and winnin' this.</i>

772
00:36:55,756 --> 00:36:56,924
<i>When is it ever gonna stop?</i>

773
00:36:57,007 --> 00:36:58,342
<i>That's a great question, Scoop.</i>

774
00:36:58,426 --> 00:37:00,594
<i>It's like, "What keeps you motivated?"
You know what I mean?</i>

775
00:37:00,678 --> 00:37:02,138
<i>And for me, it's a rivalry.</i>

776
00:37:02,221 --> 00:37:04,765
<i>Its power,
it's derived from rivalry, you know?</i>

777
00:37:05,015 --> 00:37:06,934
- Seriously?
- What is <i>your</i> source of power?

778
00:37:07,017 --> 00:37:10,312
<i>When Thomas Jefferson
sent car keys up in the sky,</i>

779
00:37:10,396 --> 00:37:11,731
<i>and then it got hit by lightning,</i>

780
00:37:11,814 --> 00:37:13,232
<i>and that started the first car.</i>

781
00:37:13,315 --> 00:37:14,525
This don't even make sense.

782
00:37:14,608 --> 00:37:16,986
<i>Now, I'm no scientist,
so don't quote me on this.</i>

783
00:37:17,069 --> 00:37:19,613
<i>Although I do have a degree
from Trump University.</i>

784
00:37:19,697 --> 00:37:23,409
<i>But every power
has a source for that power.</i>

785
00:37:23,492 --> 00:37:25,411
<i>So, what's your source, then?</i>

786
00:37:25,494 --> 00:37:28,622
<i>He know who he is
and we'll just leave it at that. Barn!</i>

787
00:37:30,458 --> 00:37:32,418
<i>Shoutout to Pepsi. Shoutout to Oberto.</i>

788
00:37:32,501 --> 00:37:35,796
<i>Shoutout to Aleve, the number one
painkiller in the game right now.</i>

789
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:36,797
<i>And there it is.</i>

790
00:37:36,881 --> 00:37:39,133
<i>-l'mma just</i> gonna <i>get out of here.
- Rucker 50. Tournament of Champions,</i>

791
00:37:39,216 --> 00:37:42,553
<i>all going down in three days,
here in Harlem. Three days.</i>

792
00:37:42,636 --> 00:37:44,889
<i>- I'm coming.
- Three days, you going down, Dix.</i>

793
00:37:51,687 --> 00:37:53,105
<i>Damn, there's a lot of trees.</i>

794
00:37:53,189 --> 00:37:54,815
<i>Hey, man,
you're not kidnapping me, are you?</i>

795
00:37:54,899 --> 00:37:56,442
<i>I'm serious. I saw the movie Get Out.</i>

796
00:37:56,734 --> 00:37:59,779
<i>Only reason I'm still in this van is you
an old black man. If you was white...</i>

797
00:38:02,740 --> 00:38:05,117
Drew, could you tell your girlfriends
to get across the street?

798
00:38:13,751 --> 00:38:15,377
Something I can help you gentlemen with?

799
00:38:16,545 --> 00:38:18,172
Looking for an old friend.

800
00:38:18,547 --> 00:38:20,549
First name, Wilbur, last name, Wallace.

801
00:38:20,633 --> 00:38:21,967
You mean, Lights?

802
00:38:22,593 --> 00:38:26,555
Check the D&B across the street.
He likes to get his shots up before lunch.

803
00:38:26,847 --> 00:38:27,890
Yeah, that is Lights.

804
00:38:28,682 --> 00:38:31,435
See, that's what I am talking about.
Somebody actually practicing.

805
00:38:35,898 --> 00:38:36,982
Yeah, that's it.

806
00:38:37,858 --> 00:38:40,110
- Swish!
- That was all net.

807
00:38:42,279 --> 00:38:44,323
- Good job.
- Boom, baby!

808
00:38:46,283 --> 00:38:47,284
Buckets.

809
00:38:47,701 --> 00:38:49,829
Girl, you should've seen me
back in the day.

810
00:38:51,997 --> 00:38:52,998
Well, how'd I do?

811
00:38:53,082 --> 00:38:54,792
It's the highest score of the year,
Lights.

812
00:38:54,875 --> 00:38:56,043
That means you buying drinks?

813
00:38:56,126 --> 00:38:57,253
That's exactly what that means.

814
00:38:57,336 --> 00:39:00,965
Means she's too nice to tell
an old turkey like yourself the truth.

815
00:39:01,841 --> 00:39:02,800
Wait a minute.

816
00:39:03,926 --> 00:39:04,844
Drew!

817
00:39:04,969 --> 00:39:06,554
- Lights.
- Drew!

818
00:39:06,971 --> 00:39:09,098
- What's going on, man?
- I'm right here, I'm right here.

819
00:39:09,557 --> 00:39:10,558
What's going on?

820
00:39:10,850 --> 00:39:11,851
Okay, now.

821
00:39:11,934 --> 00:39:12,852
How's the release?

822
00:39:12,935 --> 00:39:15,396
Come on, Drew. Just get me to my spot.

823
00:39:15,479 --> 00:39:17,189
Once a shooter, always a shooter.

824
00:39:17,273 --> 00:39:19,316
What do you mean,
"Once a shooter, always a shooter"?

825
00:39:19,525 --> 00:39:20,734
This dude shot nothin' but bricks.

826
00:39:20,818 --> 00:39:23,821
Damn, Preach.
I didn't even notice you over here.

827
00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:26,907
Who else did you roll in here with?

828
00:39:26,991 --> 00:39:27,950
He's right there.

829
00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:29,869
Hey, man. Brother!
Okay, this is my personal space.

830
00:39:29,952 --> 00:39:30,870
Sorry.

831
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,998
Now, I got a question, because I've
been seeing a lot since I've been here.

832
00:39:34,373 --> 00:39:35,332
Are you blind?

833
00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:37,251
Legally or actually?

834
00:39:37,334 --> 00:39:39,086
That don't even make any...
You know something?

835
00:39:39,712 --> 00:39:40,963
L'mma... l'mma chill out.

836
00:39:41,714 --> 00:39:43,382
Drew, can I talk to you for five seconds?

837
00:39:43,465 --> 00:39:44,633
Yeah, yeah. You chill out.

838
00:39:45,509 --> 00:39:47,177
Trying to find my boy, Boots.

839
00:39:47,261 --> 00:39:50,055
I'm Maya. Boots is my grandfather.

840
00:39:50,139 --> 00:39:53,183
Oh. Boots. Great to meet you, Maya.

841
00:39:53,267 --> 00:39:54,727
Where's the little shrimp, anyway?

842
00:39:55,519 --> 00:39:57,938
Not good, Drew. Not good.

843
00:40:00,566 --> 00:40:01,692
Grandpa.

844
00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:05,821
Grandpa, you have some friends
hereto see you.

845
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,867
Right over there. You want to say hi?

846
00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:24,298
Heads up, my man.

847
00:40:24,632 --> 00:40:26,216
Yeah. OG.

848
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,677
- He still got it.
- Drew] Yeah.

849
00:40:29,678 --> 00:40:30,888
There he is.

850
00:40:30,971 --> 00:40:33,599
How you doing, Boots'? Man.

851
00:40:36,143 --> 00:40:37,978
Band back together?

852
00:40:39,897 --> 00:40:41,607
Nah, I love you, too, bro.

853
00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:42,733
It's good to see you.

854
00:40:44,068 --> 00:40:46,028
Hey, little lady, everything okay?

855
00:40:46,862 --> 00:40:48,864
It's just been years
since he smiled like that,

856
00:40:48,948 --> 00:40:50,991
and even longer since he tried to stand.

857
00:40:51,075 --> 00:40:54,119
Excuse me. You said this man
hasn't walked in years?

858
00:40:54,203 --> 00:40:55,663
Yeah. A lot of years.

859
00:40:55,746 --> 00:40:58,540
Look here, Drew. I ain't trying to break
up your bromance, brother, but, come on.

860
00:40:58,624 --> 00:41:01,543
It's no time for that, youngblood. Gotta
get Boots here packed and ready to go.

861
00:41:01,627 --> 00:41:04,630
I'm sorry. Packed for what
and ready to go where?

862
00:41:04,713 --> 00:41:07,216
You didn't think that we was gonna
leave here without him, did you?

863
00:41:07,299 --> 00:41:08,968
Okay, look, Drew, right?

864
00:41:09,051 --> 00:41:10,427
- Uncle Drew.
- Uncle Drew.

865
00:41:10,511 --> 00:41:12,471
Can I just talk to you
for a second over here, please?

866
00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:16,183
Okay, here's the deal. I am all for him
getting a break from this place

867
00:41:16,266 --> 00:41:17,977
'cause, quite frankly,
I could use one, too.

868
00:41:18,310 --> 00:41:21,689
But his doctors have him
on a full psychiatric lockdown.

869
00:41:22,189 --> 00:41:23,482
So, that means no trips.

870
00:41:24,191 --> 00:41:26,860
- Just means we gotta break him out.
- No, that's illegal.

871
00:41:26,944 --> 00:41:29,029
Break out? Do you even hear yourself?

872
00:41:29,113 --> 00:41:30,447
You are insane!

873
00:41:30,531 --> 00:41:32,157
You're the coach, ain't you?
Figure it out.

874
00:41:33,951 --> 00:41:35,619
Now, look, everybody.
Just like on the court,

875
00:41:35,703 --> 00:41:37,287
-it's all about timing.
- Okay.

876
00:41:37,371 --> 00:41:39,331
And I got the plan. Here we go.

877
00:41:39,415 --> 00:41:40,916
Lights, I need you to go in,
and I need you

878
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,127
to distract these nurses here and here.

879
00:41:43,210 --> 00:41:47,047
Once that happens, Preacher,
I need you to go in and penetrate. Right?

880
00:41:47,131 --> 00:41:49,174
All the way to the psych ward
and set a back pick...

881
00:41:49,258 --> 00:41:50,384
- What is a back pick?
-...on the guard.

882
00:41:50,467 --> 00:41:51,927
But make sure you do that, a good pick.

883
00:41:52,011 --> 00:41:54,596
A good forward does a good pick,
and that's what I need you to do.

884
00:41:54,805 --> 00:41:57,057
Once that happens, Drew,
you're my all-star, brother.

885
00:41:57,141 --> 00:42:00,936
I need you to sneak in there, right,
and get Boots undiscreetly...

886
00:42:01,020 --> 00:42:01,854
Undiscreetly?

887
00:42:01,937 --> 00:42:03,188
...the elevator all the way to the roof.

888
00:42:03,272 --> 00:42:04,189
You know he's in a wheelchair?

889
00:42:04,273 --> 00:42:05,941
Once you get to the roof,
guess who's there? Me.

890
00:42:06,025 --> 00:42:07,276
Your boy. I'mma have a rope...

891
00:42:07,359 --> 00:42:08,694
- Rope?
- What do we do with that rope?

892
00:42:08,777 --> 00:42:10,571
We tie the rope securely
on the wheelchair.

893
00:42:10,654 --> 00:42:13,574
- We will lower him down nice and slow...
- Whoa, lower?

894
00:42:13,657 --> 00:42:14,908
Until...

895
00:42:15,617 --> 00:42:16,577
Who is it?

896
00:42:17,703 --> 00:42:20,914
You know, I don't mind you being here,
but I had to draw all this up

897
00:42:20,998 --> 00:42:22,833
for you just to roll down here
on your own?

898
00:42:23,125 --> 00:42:24,418
Look, just get in the van.

899
00:42:30,591 --> 00:42:31,759
Pure magic.

900
00:42:35,471 --> 00:42:37,473
Think I don't know
what you're up to, little man?

901
00:42:37,556 --> 00:42:41,435
You think you're slick, don't you?
This ain't nothing but a full-court press.

902
00:42:42,186 --> 00:42:44,646
I'll just take your rook, boom!

903
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:52,738
Hold up. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

904
00:42:53,405 --> 00:42:54,948
Run that back, man. Run that back.

905
00:42:55,032 --> 00:42:57,534
Double or nothing this time.
Double or nothing this time.

906
00:42:57,951 --> 00:42:59,536
So, you sure you really wanna do this?

907
00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:01,455
You know, this van is full of old people,

908
00:43:01,538 --> 00:43:03,248
and it's already smelling
like pee and Poligrip.

909
00:43:03,665 --> 00:43:07,336
That is true. But I wanna see
my grandpa happy, you know?

910
00:43:08,378 --> 00:43:10,172
Why do they call your grandpa Boots?

911
00:43:10,255 --> 00:43:12,716
Well, it's an interesting story.
He wore the same worn out pair of kicks

912
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,928
every time he stepped foot on the court.
He refused to play in anything else.

913
00:43:16,220 --> 00:43:19,098
He would tell people
that they were his work boots.

914
00:43:20,099 --> 00:43:22,684
You know, I think it's really sweet
what you're doing for them.

915
00:43:23,143 --> 00:43:27,106
We all need something to look forward to,
even if it is just a pipe dream.

916
00:43:27,189 --> 00:43:29,983
What do you mean, pipe dream?
Uncle Drew is the real deal.

917
00:43:30,442 --> 00:43:32,611
Yeah, but you don't actually think
they could win, do you?

918
00:43:32,903 --> 00:43:36,198
I mean, that's what makes it so sweet,
is that you're doing it, anyway.

919
00:43:36,490 --> 00:43:40,786
You're basically just setting $5,000
on fire to see them happy.

920
00:43:43,038 --> 00:43:44,706
If you ask me, that's pretty noble.

921
00:43:45,833 --> 00:43:48,919
Exactly who I am, you know?
Dax the Noble.

922
00:43:53,507 --> 00:43:56,301
<i>We got a blind guy,
a guy who can't even walk,</i>

923
00:43:56,385 --> 00:43:58,846
<i>and a preacher who still keep
a perm in his head.</i>

924
00:43:58,929 --> 00:44:00,055
What's wrong with this next guy?

925
00:44:00,139 --> 00:44:01,932
You wanna tell him or should we?

926
00:44:02,015 --> 00:44:03,934
- Tell me what?
- Don't even worry about it.

927
00:44:04,768 --> 00:44:06,186
Sure you don't want us to go with you?

928
00:44:06,895 --> 00:44:09,148
Some songs are best sung solo.

929
00:44:09,857 --> 00:44:12,192
Dibs on the van if he actually kills you.

930
00:44:18,824 --> 00:44:19,950
Hold stance.

931
00:44:29,251 --> 00:44:32,588
Remember, my young grasshoppers,
without the proper focus,

932
00:44:32,671 --> 00:44:35,048
you will never truly master
your mind and body.

933
00:44:35,132 --> 00:44:36,425
Yes, Sifu.

934
00:44:38,927 --> 00:44:40,721
It is also important to remember,

935
00:44:40,804 --> 00:44:44,099
without a good defense,
your offense means nothing.

936
00:44:44,308 --> 00:44:45,893
Yes, Sifu.

937
00:44:46,643 --> 00:44:49,146
Now, go in peace. Get out of here.

938
00:44:56,778 --> 00:44:58,488
Look like a scene
out of Game <i>of</i> Death.

939
00:44:59,323 --> 00:45:01,700
All these years,
and you still ain't figured out

940
00:45:01,783 --> 00:45:05,621
that the best defense is good offense.
It's good to see you, Big Fella--

941
00:45:06,830 --> 00:45:08,415
- Oh, my God, they're fighting.
- What happened?

942
00:45:08,498 --> 00:45:10,584
- Go get him.
- Drew got knocked out, man.

943
00:45:12,085 --> 00:45:15,214
I got to be the getaway driver.
I brought my driving gloves.

944
00:45:15,839 --> 00:45:16,965
That dude is a giant.

945
00:45:17,174 --> 00:45:19,218
Best drop step in the business.

946
00:45:21,220 --> 00:45:22,721
SUP, Big Fella?

947
00:45:23,722 --> 00:45:26,099
That sucker punch is
the first free throw you ever made.

948
00:45:30,229 --> 00:45:31,730
We're putting the team back together.

949
00:45:32,022 --> 00:45:33,649
I can't do that unless you're on board.

950
00:45:34,608 --> 00:45:36,318
How about we play one-on-one for it?

951
00:45:36,944 --> 00:45:39,988
Can't always play your way
out of your problems.

952
00:45:40,614 --> 00:45:42,199
It's worked out pretty good so far.

953
00:45:42,282 --> 00:45:44,826
- Has it though?
- Okay, okay. Hey, hey. Time out!

954
00:45:45,118 --> 00:45:46,745
Large karate man, excuse me.

955
00:45:46,828 --> 00:45:48,664
You look like Wolverine's grandfather.

956
00:45:49,331 --> 00:45:51,166
That's none of my business,
that's your look.

957
00:45:51,250 --> 00:45:54,336
Okay, I get it. Uncle Drew is annoying.

958
00:45:54,419 --> 00:45:57,464
He's been getting on my nerves
for the last few days.

959
00:45:57,547 --> 00:45:59,549
So, you don't have to do this for him,
that's cool.

960
00:45:59,883 --> 00:46:01,468
But what about the rest of these cats?

961
00:46:01,551 --> 00:46:03,345
One last time around the block, Big Fella.

962
00:46:03,428 --> 00:46:05,722
- What about Lights?
- In the van with Boots.

963
00:46:05,806 --> 00:46:06,848
Boots?

964
00:46:14,564 --> 00:46:15,774
I'll sweeten the deal for you.

965
00:46:15,857 --> 00:46:17,859
You can do whatever you want to this man.

966
00:46:18,110 --> 00:46:19,611
- Wait, what?
- You can slap him,

967
00:46:19,695 --> 00:46:22,239
you could karate chop him,
you can nunchuck him.

968
00:46:22,322 --> 00:46:23,448
Knock him out again, kick him.

969
00:46:23,532 --> 00:46:27,119
Okay, you can have a step show
on his old-ass body.

970
00:46:27,327 --> 00:46:29,579
I don't care. But come play with us, man.

971
00:46:31,039 --> 00:46:32,249
Come on, man.

972
00:46:38,505 --> 00:46:41,383
I mean, what does that mean
in kung fu? Is that a yes?

973
00:46:41,842 --> 00:46:43,260
Yeah, he's coming.

974
00:46:43,468 --> 00:46:46,555
Yes. We got a giant on our team!

975
00:46:46,638 --> 00:46:48,432
I hope he can play basketball.

976
00:46:48,974 --> 00:46:51,852
Hey, man, what are you doing, man?
You ain't supposed to be behind the wheel.

977
00:46:51,935 --> 00:46:53,312
I'm the getaway driver.

978
00:46:53,395 --> 00:46:55,689
What you mean, you the getaway driver?
Dude, we ain't robbed a bank.

979
00:46:55,772 --> 00:46:57,024
I got this, young fella, I got this.

980
00:46:57,107 --> 00:46:59,651
Come on now, Lights, you know
you're not supposed to be driving.

981
00:46:59,735 --> 00:47:02,279
Come on, man. Not even a block or two?

982
00:47:02,362 --> 00:47:04,239
No, no, you can't drive.

983
00:47:06,658 --> 00:47:08,035
LS that Who I think it is?

984
00:47:10,829 --> 00:47:12,748
Where the hell she come from?

985
00:47:12,831 --> 00:47:14,916
- What's happening?
- Betty Lou is happening.

986
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:15,959
- Come on.
- Why are we scared?

987
00:47:16,043 --> 00:47:17,669
- Who is Betty Lou?
- That's my wife.

988
00:47:17,753 --> 00:47:19,129
I wasn't supposed to leave the house.

989
00:47:19,212 --> 00:47:21,048
Come on, Lights.
You gotta get out the car now.

990
00:47:21,131 --> 00:47:23,175
- Drew, it's stuck.
- Wait, where is Big Fella?

991
00:47:23,258 --> 00:47:25,218
- Come on, we gotta move.
- Shut up, I'm not talking to you.

992
00:47:25,510 --> 00:47:26,762
Come on, now, Betty Lou's coming.

993
00:47:27,179 --> 00:47:28,430
- W ho?
- Betty Lou's coming.

994
00:47:29,348 --> 00:47:31,266
I'm gonna kill him.

995
00:47:31,350 --> 00:47:32,684
Lights, don't worry about the seat belt.

996
00:47:32,768 --> 00:47:34,686
- I can drive?
- Gas it before she kill us!

997
00:47:34,770 --> 00:47:35,771
Not a scratch, you hear me?

998
00:47:35,854 --> 00:47:37,022
I got you, Drew.

999
00:47:40,942 --> 00:47:42,527
- Buckle up.
- Punch it, fool!

1000
00:47:43,862 --> 00:47:46,198
You're going the wrong way!
You're going in reverse!

1001
00:47:48,116 --> 00:47:49,701
Lights, turn, turn!

1002
00:47:52,746 --> 00:47:53,580
Lights!

1003
00:47:53,663 --> 00:47:57,042
One voice, all right?
Ears can't take all that hollering.

1004
00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:01,713
Incoming!

1005
00:48:04,132 --> 00:48:05,175
You got an old pickup to your left.

1006
00:48:05,258 --> 00:48:07,052
Curl around it
like you're jumping to a spot.

1007
00:48:11,932 --> 00:48:13,058
Brace for impact!

1008
00:48:17,687 --> 00:48:19,231
Jesus, take the wheel.

1009
00:48:19,314 --> 00:48:20,857
- Pull over!
- No!

1010
00:48:20,941 --> 00:48:22,984
You don't know
who you're messing with, hobbit!

1011
00:48:23,068 --> 00:48:25,070
I'm not a hobbit, lady! I'm a man!

1012
00:48:27,572 --> 00:48:29,699
Hit the freeway!
She won't drive on no highway!

1013
00:48:30,409 --> 00:48:31,743
Spin it to win it.

1014
00:48:31,827 --> 00:48:32,869
What?

1015
00:48:46,174 --> 00:48:47,801
<i>Y'all want me to keep driving?</i>

1016
00:48:47,884 --> 00:48:49,010
<i>No!</i>

1017
00:48:49,094 --> 00:48:50,846
<i>I thought I did okay myself.</i>

1018
00:49:01,481 --> 00:49:02,566
Here goes nothing.

1019
00:49:16,955 --> 00:49:19,583
Let's go, ladies. On the bus. On the bus.

1020
00:49:19,666 --> 00:49:23,086
Hey, hey, Coach. Excuse me.
How you doin', man? Dax Winslow, brother.

1021
00:49:23,170 --> 00:49:27,090
Are these girls just wearing uniforms just
to be wearing them? Or are they any good?

1022
00:49:28,383 --> 00:49:29,968
You're not from around here, are you?

1023
00:49:30,051 --> 00:49:33,180
Two time, back-to-back state champions.

1024
00:49:33,263 --> 00:49:35,724
I got $100 that say my guys right here

1025
00:49:35,807 --> 00:49:37,976
could destroy these prom queens.

1026
00:49:38,393 --> 00:49:40,770
You got life insurance policies
on these guys, right?

1027
00:49:40,854 --> 00:49:43,273
Hopefully,
you got their parents' permission.

1028
00:49:43,356 --> 00:49:46,443
It would be impolite of me
not to take your bet.

1029
00:49:47,110 --> 00:49:49,154
- One hundred dollars, man.
- Sold.

1030
00:49:49,446 --> 00:49:51,781
Look, guys, we need to practice, okay?

1031
00:49:51,865 --> 00:49:53,867
What do you mean? Right now?

1032
00:49:53,950 --> 00:49:55,744
Look, this might be
the only opportunity we get.

1033
00:49:55,827 --> 00:49:58,288
What about Grandpa?
You know he can't actually play, right?

1034
00:49:58,705 --> 00:50:00,540
Yeah, I figured the little hobbit
could take his spot.

1035
00:50:00,624 --> 00:50:02,626
Look here, Papa Smurf, okay?
Nobody asked you.

1036
00:50:02,834 --> 00:50:04,294
And, look, if we just gotta
play with four people,

1037
00:50:04,377 --> 00:50:05,754
then we'll do just four-on-four.

1038
00:50:05,837 --> 00:50:09,257
We got one day, one damn day,
until the Rucker.

1039
00:50:09,341 --> 00:50:11,843
We need to be prepared.
Meet me outside, guys.

1040
00:50:12,385 --> 00:50:13,637
Come on, Big Fella.

1041
00:50:14,179 --> 00:50:15,889
Let's go, Trojans. Match up, now.

1042
00:50:18,308 --> 00:50:21,645
Pass the ball. I'm open! Pass the ball!

1043
00:50:22,062 --> 00:50:24,439
- Yeah, Preach.
- Oh, yeah.

1044
00:50:24,523 --> 00:50:27,901
- Make it rain!
- That's a ladies' ball.

1045
00:50:28,485 --> 00:50:29,402
I'm open.

1046
00:50:33,448 --> 00:50:34,658
Come on.

1047
00:50:37,953 --> 00:50:38,954
Wait a minute.

1048
00:50:40,622 --> 00:50:42,082
Come on, guys, come on!

1049
00:50:42,165 --> 00:50:43,667
- Get down.
- Pass the ball.

1050
00:50:44,167 --> 00:50:46,795
- Hurry up!
- Move those old bodies!

1051
00:50:47,128 --> 00:50:48,046
Let me get some of that.

1052
00:50:49,381 --> 00:50:50,382
Wave me over. Match up.

1053
00:50:50,465 --> 00:50:52,008
<i>Up top, up WP-.</i>

1054
00:50:52,092 --> 00:50:54,177
This is bringing back memories now!

1055
00:50:54,594 --> 00:50:56,596
- Got this.
- Goddamn!

1056
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:57,764
Big Fella!

1057
00:50:58,348 --> 00:50:59,349
You mother...

1058
00:51:02,060 --> 00:51:03,520
Not exactly what you were expecting.

1059
00:51:03,603 --> 00:51:06,356
- They are garbage.
- Yeah, but they're smiling.

1060
00:51:06,690 --> 00:51:08,733
I mean, that's gotta count
for something, right?

1061
00:51:09,025 --> 00:51:11,778
Look at these guys.
I mean, Lights couldn't make a basket

1062
00:51:11,861 --> 00:51:13,363
if he had a Braille trail to it.

1063
00:51:13,446 --> 00:51:14,406
Raindrop!

1064
00:51:14,948 --> 00:51:16,700
Big Fella and Uncle Drew, they're talkin'.

1065
00:51:16,783 --> 00:51:18,910
- You're not open to me.
- Pass the ball, Kobe.

1066
00:51:18,994 --> 00:51:20,245
Come on, guys!

1067
00:51:20,328 --> 00:51:21,329
I got it.

1068
00:51:21,746 --> 00:51:23,248
Lights out, baby. Wait a minute.

1069
00:51:23,331 --> 00:51:24,207
Rebound.

1070
00:51:24,291 --> 00:51:26,001
You see? That's good basketball.

1071
00:51:26,251 --> 00:51:28,587
Barbeque chicken, barbeque chicken.
Lobster in the house.

1072
00:51:28,670 --> 00:51:31,006
Big Fella! There you go! There you go!

1073
00:51:32,299 --> 00:51:33,300
Better step out.

1074
00:51:34,843 --> 00:51:36,469
- Come on.
- Time out!

1075
00:51:36,886 --> 00:51:39,264
See the way they move without the ball?
They're all connected as one.

1076
00:51:39,347 --> 00:51:40,849
Reminds me of us back in the day.

1077
00:51:40,932 --> 00:51:41,850
Of us?

1078
00:51:41,933 --> 00:51:44,477
If they score one more point,
fellas, that's it.

1079
00:51:44,561 --> 00:51:46,396
Come on, Drew, you told me
these dudes can play.

1080
00:51:46,479 --> 00:51:47,939
This guy right here can't even see.

1081
00:51:48,023 --> 00:51:50,817
Look, I'm standing here doing this.
He don't even know I'm doing that. Okay?

1082
00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:52,944
And this dude, he's a karate man.

1083
00:51:53,028 --> 00:51:54,613
He's meditating right now.

1084
00:51:54,696 --> 00:51:57,198
Y'all gotta get it together.
Drew, it's on you now, man.

1085
00:51:57,282 --> 00:51:59,492
Stop passing the ball.

1086
00:51:59,576 --> 00:52:02,746
You are the lead singer,
the leader of this team.

1087
00:52:02,829 --> 00:52:04,873
You are Gladys Knight
and these dudes are the Pips.

1088
00:52:04,956 --> 00:52:07,584
It's just a scrimmage, youngblood.
That's all it is.

1089
00:52:07,667 --> 00:52:09,878
It's not just a scrimmage! Okay?

1090
00:52:11,671 --> 00:52:13,214
Look, I bet $100 on the game.

1091
00:52:13,298 --> 00:52:14,924
- What?
- What am I supposed to do, man?

1092
00:52:15,008 --> 00:52:16,176
We don't have no more gas left.

1093
00:52:16,259 --> 00:52:18,219
We're just runnin' on fumes.
What you want me to do?

1094
00:52:18,845 --> 00:52:22,349
Look, guys, they need to score
one more time. Just stop 'em.

1095
00:52:22,432 --> 00:52:25,101
You're really tall. Just put your arms up,
they're little girls.

1096
00:52:25,185 --> 00:52:26,686
UP tOD. up top!

1097
00:52:27,187 --> 00:52:28,104
<i>L</i> 90'! you.

1098
00:52:32,651 --> 00:52:33,860
Come on, man!

1099
00:52:35,820 --> 00:52:39,491
Good job, guys. Stayin' alive, breathing.

1100
00:52:39,574 --> 00:52:40,617
Good effort.

1101
00:52:41,201 --> 00:52:43,495
Great teamwork, girls. Great teamwork.

1102
00:52:44,954 --> 00:52:45,997
Good game, ladies.

1103
00:52:47,666 --> 00:52:48,875
Hey, Coach.

1104
00:52:49,542 --> 00:52:51,211
Pleasure doing business with you.

1105
00:52:55,173 --> 00:52:58,677
Yeah. Me and the fellas teamed up
to take care of that for you.

1106
00:52:59,761 --> 00:53:02,722
I just don't understand
why you ain't ask us for the gas money?

1107
00:53:04,265 --> 00:53:07,102
It's not a big deal. Just had to tell us.

1108
00:53:07,686 --> 00:53:11,398
And, remember, Gladys Knight
ain't nothing without the Pips.

1109
00:53:18,655 --> 00:53:23,118
Listen, Drew, I really appreciate you guys
having my back back there, right?

1110
00:53:23,993 --> 00:53:26,579
But that doesn't take away from the fact
that we got our butts kicked

1111
00:53:26,663 --> 00:53:28,123
by some teenage girls.

1112
00:53:28,206 --> 00:53:30,208
Matter of fact, maybe we should look
to get some more players.

1113
00:53:30,291 --> 00:53:31,793
Forget that, youngblood.

1114
00:53:33,253 --> 00:53:35,130
My roster, my team.

1115
00:53:42,512 --> 00:53:43,847
Mind if we talk for a minute?

1116
00:53:46,975 --> 00:53:48,893
I was thinking about the way
we used to run pick and roll.

1117
00:53:48,977 --> 00:53:50,311
Might make sense if...

1118
00:53:55,692 --> 00:53:56,609
Fine.

1119
00:53:59,028 --> 00:54:02,991
- Everything good back there, Preach?
- Just thinking about my Betty Lou, is all.

1120
00:54:04,534 --> 00:54:06,369
You'll be back in her arms
before you know it.

1121
00:54:40,361 --> 00:54:42,405
Yes! It may have took us
a while to get here,

1122
00:54:42,489 --> 00:54:44,699
but we are finally here at the Rucker.

1123
00:54:45,825 --> 00:54:49,245
Some of the greatest basketball players
you've ever seen have played in this--

1124
00:54:49,329 --> 00:54:50,997
You mind giving us a minute, youngblood?

1125
00:54:53,082 --> 00:54:55,335
Okay. Sure.

1126
00:54:58,087 --> 00:54:59,339
We're here, fellas.

1127
00:55:01,174 --> 00:55:02,550
Oh, man.

1128
00:55:05,637 --> 00:55:09,390
I played on damn near every outdoor court
in the country over the years,

1129
00:55:09,474 --> 00:55:11,392
but battling between the lines,

1130
00:55:11,476 --> 00:55:14,270
with you fellas here,
always felt like home.

1131
00:55:14,354 --> 00:55:16,439
Feel you, Drew. I feel you.

1132
00:55:18,024 --> 00:55:19,609
I got each of you a little something.

1133
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:27,242
Now, I know you never liked
the way they looked...

1134
00:55:27,325 --> 00:55:30,370
but Doc put a lens in there for a reason.

1135
00:55:34,457 --> 00:55:37,794
Take your time, now.
Now, go help him put it on. Put it on.

1136
00:55:44,175 --> 00:55:46,219
Why didn't y'all say anything?

1137
00:55:48,721 --> 00:55:52,976
Man, y'all look so... So old.

1138
00:55:53,476 --> 00:55:54,769
I think he can see.

1139
00:55:55,228 --> 00:55:58,648
And, Preach. That face!

1140
00:55:59,983 --> 00:56:02,861
I can see! Lights out, baby!

1141
00:56:05,113 --> 00:56:08,700
Oh, yeah! Yeah, Drew.

1142
00:56:08,783 --> 00:56:11,119
Welcome home, Lights. Welcome home.

1143
00:56:12,245 --> 00:56:13,621
I know you remember this one.

1144
00:56:14,497 --> 00:56:16,583
Gave it to me when we was nine.

1145
00:56:18,126 --> 00:56:19,043
You told me--

1146
00:56:19,127 --> 00:56:22,213
Told you it would give you a strength
you didn't even know that you had.

1147
00:56:22,589 --> 00:56:23,548
And it did.

1148
00:56:25,008 --> 00:56:26,009
Now it's your turn.

1149
00:56:38,980 --> 00:56:41,816
Come finish this, Preach. Come finish it.

1150
00:56:41,900 --> 00:56:43,318
All right, Preacher!

1151
00:56:43,401 --> 00:56:45,069
Yeah, baby.

1152
00:56:45,361 --> 00:56:48,156
Boots, you didn't think
I forgot about you, did you?

1153
00:56:49,115 --> 00:56:51,200
Left 'em back in the van in '68.

1154
00:56:51,284 --> 00:56:53,411
Figured they might still got
a little spring to 'em.

1155
00:56:58,583 --> 00:56:59,584
Yeah.

1156
00:57:01,377 --> 00:57:02,712
Just like you left 'em.

1157
00:57:10,428 --> 00:57:11,471
I love you, too, bruh.

1158
00:57:13,306 --> 00:57:14,432
Easy now.

1159
00:57:14,807 --> 00:57:18,102
Let's see if they fit before you start
going and getting all emotional on me.

1160
00:57:33,952 --> 00:57:34,953
No, wait. Is he...

1161
00:57:36,579 --> 00:57:37,830
He can't get up. He...

1162
00:57:45,254 --> 00:57:47,090
Yeah. Yeah.

1163
00:57:47,924 --> 00:57:49,258
Oh, nice.

1164
00:57:50,885 --> 00:57:52,804
Look as good as the first time
you put 'em on.

1165
00:58:00,687 --> 00:58:01,646
Yeah.

1166
00:58:02,188 --> 00:58:03,398
Yeah, Bootsie!

1167
00:58:05,775 --> 00:58:07,652
That's it, Boots. That's it.

1168
00:58:07,735 --> 00:58:11,489
Kinda like breathing.
Couldn't forget how even if you tried.

1169
00:58:18,746 --> 00:58:20,123
I saved the best for last.

1170
00:58:24,544 --> 00:58:27,672
Brick City Two-on-Two Tournament,
when we was 15 years old.

1171
00:58:28,047 --> 00:58:29,882
First tournament we ever won together.

1172
00:58:45,148 --> 00:58:46,149
Yeah.

1173
00:58:51,654 --> 00:58:53,114
This ain't no apology.

1174
00:58:53,489 --> 00:58:54,699
Don't even try it.

1175
00:59:03,708 --> 00:59:06,127
Big Fella. Big Fella.

1176
00:59:13,301 --> 00:59:15,678
Hey, Jess. Come on, open up,
it's me. It's Dax.

1177
00:59:15,762 --> 00:59:17,055
Yeah, I got a team now.

1178
00:59:17,138 --> 00:59:18,389
I really think we got a chance.

1179
00:59:19,098 --> 00:59:21,726
Did it ever occur to you to call first?

1180
00:59:21,809 --> 00:59:23,436
It did occur to me to call first.

1181
00:59:23,519 --> 00:59:26,022
But I couldn't
because you cut my cell phone off.

1182
00:59:26,105 --> 00:59:28,900
That's because I broke up
with your pathetic ass.

1183
00:59:28,983 --> 00:59:30,026
But you know what?

1184
00:59:30,109 --> 00:59:33,112
My new boyfriend,
he took care of everything.

1185
00:59:33,196 --> 00:59:35,656
Wait, what you mean, you got
a new boyfriend? We just broke up...

1186
00:59:36,949 --> 00:59:38,284
Hey, what's up?

1187
00:59:38,826 --> 00:59:40,286
What's that facial expression?

1188
00:59:40,369 --> 00:59:42,330
You look like someone just took your girl.

1189
00:59:42,622 --> 00:59:43,956
That's right.

1190
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:45,500
I think that's what happened, though.

1191
00:59:45,583 --> 00:59:46,584
Yeah.

1192
00:59:46,667 --> 00:59:49,462
Sorry we couldn't hear you knocking
'cause we was in the shower.

1193
00:59:50,463 --> 00:59:52,507
- We weren't gettin' clean, were we?
- No, we weren't.

1194
00:59:52,590 --> 00:59:55,676
- No, we were getting dirty.
- Dirty. You so dirty.

1195
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:57,220
Y'all know I'm standing here, right?

1196
00:59:57,678 --> 00:59:59,013
Can I get my uniforms and get out of here?

1197
00:59:59,097 --> 01:00:00,139
- Uniforms?
- Uniforms.

1198
01:00:00,223 --> 01:00:01,432
- How come?
- I got a team.

1199
01:00:01,516 --> 01:00:02,725
- You got a team?
- Yes.

1200
01:00:03,810 --> 01:00:05,269
That's cute, bruh.

1201
01:00:05,978 --> 01:00:07,438
- That's real cute.
- Here ya go.

1202
01:00:07,522 --> 01:00:10,149
Good luck.
Hey, will you cook me breakfast?

1203
01:00:10,566 --> 01:00:11,609
I'll make you an omelet, boo.

1204
01:00:11,692 --> 01:00:12,985
L'mma scramble your eggs.

1205
01:00:13,277 --> 01:00:15,822
<i>Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,</i>

1206
01:00:15,905 --> 01:00:17,990
<i>to the Rucker
50th Tournament of Champions.</i>

1207
01:00:18,199 --> 01:00:20,618
<i>I am yours truly, Duke Tango.</i>

1208
01:00:20,701 --> 01:00:22,870
<i>Today we bring you the best of the best</i>

1209
01:00:22,954 --> 01:00:26,290
<i>of the Rucker crowd and $100,000.</i>

1210
01:00:26,374 --> 01:00:31,963
<i>That's right, $100,000,
and it's all here in Harlem, US of A!</i>

1211
01:00:32,421 --> 01:00:33,965
This is where it happens.

1212
01:00:34,048 --> 01:00:36,008
This will make you, this will break you.

1213
01:00:36,092 --> 01:00:38,302
<i>Here we go! Game one.</i>

1214
01:00:38,386 --> 01:00:40,805
<i>Hilltop Mavericks
versus Homecourt Advantage.</i>

1215
01:00:40,888 --> 01:00:44,058
<i>Let's do this! Let's do this! Oh, yeah!</i>

1216
01:01:22,555 --> 01:01:26,100
<i>It's one of those days
when the crowd is a little thin.</i>

1217
01:01:26,184 --> 01:01:28,227
<i>Shout out to the sponsor of the game.</i>

1218
01:01:29,854 --> 01:01:33,274
Now, is it me or is it empty in here?

1219
01:01:33,608 --> 01:01:35,067
Nah, Preach, it ain't you.

1220
01:01:35,401 --> 01:01:38,487
We used to ball out in front of
twice as many people.

1221
01:01:38,571 --> 01:01:39,864
Youngblood, I don't know about this name.

1222
01:01:39,947 --> 01:01:41,574
Bruh, I'm straight from Chocolate City.

1223
01:01:41,657 --> 01:01:43,576
Yeah, I think, guys,
it's more about where we are now--

1224
01:01:43,659 --> 01:01:48,206
Stop! Look, it's not about the name.
We don't have a fifth player, guys.

1225
01:01:48,289 --> 01:01:49,999
If we don't get nobody else,
we gotta forfeit.

1226
01:01:50,249 --> 01:01:51,876
We need Big Fella. Where's he at?

1227
01:01:52,084 --> 01:01:53,002
He'll be here.

1228
01:01:53,502 --> 01:01:54,629
Yeah, but what if he's not?

1229
01:01:55,671 --> 01:01:57,632
I'm pretty sure those basketball shoes.

1230
01:01:57,924 --> 01:02:01,219
Although, your calf-to-shoe ratio
is not all that great.

1231
01:02:01,302 --> 01:02:02,595
Yeah, and his body's really bad.

1232
01:02:02,678 --> 01:02:03,930
- It's not built for jumping.
- Okay!

1233
01:02:04,013 --> 01:02:06,098
Let me tell y'all something...
I don't play basketball.

1234
01:02:06,182 --> 01:02:08,684
And, yes, my calves don't match my body.

1235
01:02:09,018 --> 01:02:10,478
I done had these calves since I was seven.

1236
01:02:10,561 --> 01:02:11,979
Went to a doctor,
saw somebody, and he was, like,

1237
01:02:12,063 --> 01:02:13,606
"Hey, man, we don't know
what we can do about it."

1238
01:02:13,689 --> 01:02:15,399
Yes! He is here.

1239
01:02:15,983 --> 01:02:19,695
The Black Messiah. Grandfather. Okay.

1240
01:02:19,779 --> 01:02:21,197
- Don't. He is here...
- He's here.

1241
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:22,240
Everybody get on the court.

1242
01:02:22,949 --> 01:02:23,866
Let's go.

1243
01:02:28,496 --> 01:02:29,747
What are you doing? Move!

1244
01:02:30,414 --> 01:02:33,125
- Something you wanna say to me?
- We're in the middle of a game!

1245
01:02:33,542 --> 01:02:34,669
Can we get some help out here?

1246
01:02:34,752 --> 01:02:37,797
I don't know what's going on at the half
court position, but it ain't helping 'em.

1247
01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:40,216
- Are they fighting?
- I'm not running down until you say it.

1248
01:02:40,299 --> 01:02:41,717
- Say what?
- You know what.

1249
01:02:41,926 --> 01:02:42,969
I'm not talking about her.

1250
01:02:43,052 --> 01:02:45,680
Hey, hey, hey, timeout.
Yo, yo, yo! Hey, hey.

1251
01:02:46,514 --> 01:02:48,182
Come here, bring it in.
What are you two doing?

1252
01:02:48,266 --> 01:02:50,935
I ain't run out on my old lady just so
we can come out here and play like this.

1253
01:02:51,269 --> 01:02:53,437
- I'm out.
- Hey, nah, you're not going nowhere, Drew.

1254
01:02:53,521 --> 01:02:54,605
You will stay right here.

1255
01:02:54,814 --> 01:02:56,065
And I don't know what you two are doing.

1256
01:02:56,148 --> 01:02:58,734
You said you wanna teach the kids
how to play the game the right way.

1257
01:02:59,026 --> 01:03:01,654
But this is not the right way,
arguin' with your teammate.

1258
01:03:01,737 --> 01:03:04,532
Let's play some basketball! We are a team.

1259
01:03:04,907 --> 01:03:06,826
Bring it in, guys. Come on.

1260
01:03:07,243 --> 01:03:09,328
Whatever y'all got going on,
work it out after the game.

1261
01:03:09,912 --> 01:03:12,540
Bring it in. Harlem Money on three.

1262
01:03:12,915 --> 01:03:14,750
- One...
- Let's go get this money, man. Come on.

1263
01:03:15,876 --> 01:03:16,794
Just DIE)'-

1264
01:03:17,086 --> 01:03:19,213
<i>Back to live action, here we go!</i>

1265
01:03:19,297 --> 01:03:20,756
<i>This is Boots with the ball.</i>

1266
01:03:21,007 --> 01:03:25,594
<i>Over to my man, Uncle.
Uncle Drew, yes! Uncle Drew!</i>

1267
01:03:25,803 --> 01:03:27,763
<i>This is The Mosquito with the handle.</i>

1268
01:03:28,264 --> 01:03:30,349
<i>No, no, no! Steal away for Uncle!</i>

1269
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:33,686
<i>Look at the handle.</i>

1270
01:03:38,107 --> 01:03:40,276
Seventy-five years old
and still can't admit it.

1271
01:03:47,450 --> 01:03:48,909
Selfish son of a bitch.

1272
01:03:49,118 --> 01:03:51,329
<i>Uncle Drew doing it once again.</i>

1273
01:03:53,205 --> 01:03:57,126
<i>It's the third period, baby.
The Uncle Drew Show continues.</i>

1274
01:04:06,260 --> 01:04:08,179
<i>Harlem Money is running away
with this one.</i>

1275
01:04:08,262 --> 01:04:11,098
<i>Another basket and they will be going
to the next round.</i>

1276
01:04:11,182 --> 01:04:12,808
How come you just can't admit
you messed up?

1277
01:04:12,892 --> 01:04:14,101
We hardly even knew her.

1278
01:04:14,185 --> 01:04:16,354
Matter of fact, I bet you can't
even remember her dang name.

1279
01:04:16,437 --> 01:04:18,022
You don't remember her dang name?

1280
01:04:20,649 --> 01:04:22,026
I married her, punk.

1281
01:04:26,572 --> 01:04:28,324
Come on, baby. Come on.

1282
01:04:28,866 --> 01:04:31,702
You really wanna make this right?
Stop running from the truth.

1283
01:04:49,220 --> 01:04:51,514
Can't believe you ended up
marrying her anyway.

1284
01:04:52,515 --> 01:04:55,017
Can't believe you slept with her
the night before the finals.

1285
01:04:58,187 --> 01:04:59,146
I loved her.

1286
01:05:00,606 --> 01:05:02,024
I don't know if you knew this, but--

1287
01:05:02,108 --> 01:05:03,067
Yeah, I knew.

1288
01:05:04,652 --> 01:05:05,820
I always knew.

1289
01:05:06,695 --> 01:05:09,073
Spent five decades
pretending like I didn't.

1290
01:05:09,949 --> 01:05:12,284
But I saw the way you looked at her
when she walked in the park.

1291
01:05:12,868 --> 01:05:14,245
So, Why'd you do it, then?

1292
01:05:17,206 --> 01:05:18,332
I loved her, too.

1293
01:05:22,211 --> 01:05:25,214
Look, Big Fella, I'm sorry.

1294
01:05:28,592 --> 01:05:30,803
I've been sorry my whole damn life.

1295
01:05:32,972 --> 01:05:34,140
You mean that?

1296
01:05:34,682 --> 01:05:36,267
I mean that with everything I got.

1297
01:05:39,895 --> 01:05:41,814
If I could go back and change it, I would.

1298
01:05:43,441 --> 01:05:44,525
Believe me.

1299
01:05:53,367 --> 01:05:54,743
I need you to feed me.

1300
01:05:55,578 --> 01:05:56,620
Excuse me?

1301
01:05:57,079 --> 01:06:00,207
You may not understand this,
but I can really shoot the ball.

1302
01:06:01,876 --> 01:06:03,210
Let the Big Fella eat?

1303
01:06:03,294 --> 01:06:04,920
Like The Last Supper, baby.

1304
01:06:06,046 --> 01:06:07,631
Too slow, too slow.

1305
01:06:08,048 --> 01:06:10,134
Hey, that ain't no figment
of my imagination.

1306
01:06:10,217 --> 01:06:11,927
Somebody 'bout to eat their words.

1307
01:06:12,011 --> 01:06:15,014
That's Drew there. Hey, Drew, hey!

1308
01:06:15,097 --> 01:06:17,183
Look at that face!
Go ahead, scratch and smell him.

1309
01:06:17,266 --> 01:06:18,184
Scratch and smell him.

1310
01:06:18,267 --> 01:06:19,310
- You real.
- Yeah.

1311
01:06:19,643 --> 01:06:22,521
He real. He real man.
This ain't no hologram.

1312
01:06:22,605 --> 01:06:23,814
Been a minute, Angelo. What's goin' on?

1313
01:06:23,898 --> 01:06:25,107
Oh, been a minute.

1314
01:06:25,191 --> 01:06:26,984
Good to see you, Drew.
Always good to see you.

1315
01:06:27,067 --> 01:06:30,070
What you gonna do
with all that money when you win?

1316
01:06:30,446 --> 01:06:33,282
- Come again?
- The purse. The purse, Drew.

1317
01:06:33,365 --> 01:06:35,993
The hundred stacks
of high society at stake.

1318
01:06:36,076 --> 01:06:37,161
You know, the duckets.

1319
01:06:37,244 --> 01:06:39,121
Wasn't ever no purse back in the day.

1320
01:06:39,205 --> 01:06:41,290
No, it wasn't ever nothin' like that.

1321
01:06:41,373 --> 01:06:44,376
But $100,000 of cash, baby.

1322
01:06:44,460 --> 01:06:47,046
I'd sign up, you know what I'm saying?

1323
01:06:52,927 --> 01:06:56,138
You think I'm stupid, youngblood?
Hundred grand is a whole lot of money.

1324
01:06:57,806 --> 01:07:00,768
- Look, I was gonna talk to you about--
- Yeah, when? When?

1325
01:07:01,685 --> 01:07:04,563
You just don't get it, do you, youngblood?
This game...

1326
01:07:05,439 --> 01:07:08,692
The love I got for it,
it's all sacred to me.

1327
01:07:10,361 --> 01:07:11,862
You told me that you love the game.

1328
01:07:11,946 --> 01:07:13,197
You don't love the game.

1329
01:07:13,948 --> 01:07:16,742
You use it just like you use
everything else in your life.

1330
01:07:16,951 --> 01:07:18,452
You ain't nothing but a hustler.

1331
01:07:22,498 --> 01:07:24,166
Hey, man, who you talking to, man?

1332
01:07:24,416 --> 01:07:26,585
Hey! Talkin' to you, man.

1333
01:07:26,669 --> 01:07:29,338
- Watch your tone, youngblood.
- You don't think I got love for this game?

1334
01:07:29,421 --> 01:07:31,298
Don't nobody love this game more than me.

1335
01:07:31,382 --> 01:07:34,093
Talkin' about Jordan,
63 against Boston. I saw that.

1336
01:07:34,176 --> 01:07:35,886
Laettner's turnaround against Kentucky.

1337
01:07:35,970 --> 01:07:39,473
Bird steals the ball to win the Eastern
Conference Finals to beat the Pistons.

1338
01:07:40,099 --> 01:07:41,934
I saw all of that and I loved it.

1339
01:07:42,268 --> 01:07:44,853
But guess what,
the game never loved me back.

1340
01:07:47,064 --> 01:07:48,065
So, then what happened then?

1341
01:07:53,279 --> 01:07:54,280
I missed a shot.

1342
01:07:56,532 --> 01:07:57,950
I shot it, it got blocked.

1343
01:07:59,577 --> 01:08:02,830
I was humiliated.
Everybody walked out on me.

1344
01:08:07,918 --> 01:08:10,296
Now, that's the first real thing
you've done said.

1345
01:08:11,380 --> 01:08:12,798
That's the real Dax.

1346
01:08:15,092 --> 01:08:17,511
Now, come on, let's go play this game.

1347
01:08:18,596 --> 01:08:21,181
It's about the love, youngblood,
nothin' else.

1348
01:08:37,031 --> 01:08:38,574
- Yes!
- Get it, Grandpa!

1349
01:08:38,782 --> 01:08:40,993
<i>This Big Fella. This is the Big Fella.</i>

1350
01:08:44,288 --> 01:08:45,873
Shit, I'm loose.

1351
01:08:46,081 --> 01:08:48,459
<i>Uncle looking at it.
What he gonna do with it?</i>

1352
01:08:52,421 --> 01:08:54,632
- The Preacher!
- In the name of Jesus!

1353
01:08:54,715 --> 01:08:56,342
Finally gettin' my legs back, y'all.

1354
01:08:57,968 --> 01:09:00,346
<i>This is Uncle Drew to Lights.</i>

1355
01:09:02,806 --> 01:09:03,974
- Money!
- All right, Lights!

1356
01:09:04,058 --> 01:09:05,643
The reason they call me Lights.

1357
01:09:09,021 --> 01:09:10,272
- Yeah!
- Rebound.

1358
01:09:11,649 --> 01:09:12,941
Don't bring your little ass in here.

1359
01:09:50,938 --> 01:09:53,023
- And that's it?
- That's right.

1360
01:09:53,107 --> 01:09:56,318
You swipe right
if you like 'em, left if you don't.

1361
01:09:57,236 --> 01:09:59,154
You couldn't even see
the day before yesterday.

1362
01:09:59,780 --> 01:10:02,700
Exactly.
That's why I'm always swipin' right.

1363
01:10:02,783 --> 01:10:04,368
It's more of a numbers game.

1364
01:10:08,205 --> 01:10:10,666
Looks a little different these days,
don't it?

1365
01:10:11,041 --> 01:10:13,711
She gonna get him pregnant
if she keep dancing like that.

1366
01:10:15,129 --> 01:10:18,966
If I wasn't so sore, we'd get out there
and show 'em our old routine.

1367
01:10:21,260 --> 01:10:23,554
Excuse me, son, do we amuse you?

1368
01:10:23,637 --> 01:10:26,849
Yo, you're in the club,
and you're pushin' 80, bro.

1369
01:10:27,307 --> 01:10:29,476
And what's up with your boy,
Frederick Douglass?

1370
01:10:30,519 --> 01:10:32,479
- Hey!
- Heard he was doing great things.

1371
01:10:37,234 --> 01:10:38,318
Hold my beer.

1372
01:10:38,402 --> 01:10:39,445
Grandpa!

1373
01:10:39,737 --> 01:10:41,113
Don't hurt nobody, pop.

1374
01:10:41,488 --> 01:10:42,448
Careful!

1375
01:10:42,531 --> 01:10:46,285
Oh, yeah! Gonna get real grody
up in this joint now!

1376
01:11:25,157 --> 01:11:26,450
Oh, my God!

1377
01:12:29,054 --> 01:12:30,722
You know somethin', man?
I did not think your grandfather

1378
01:12:30,806 --> 01:12:32,683
would ever get up out that wheelchair.

1379
01:12:32,766 --> 01:12:35,519
Me neither. I heard stories,
but I never knew he could play like that.

1380
01:12:35,602 --> 01:12:37,646
So how much your parents paying you
to watch your grandfather?

1381
01:12:38,063 --> 01:12:39,398
Why does anybody have to be paying me?

1382
01:12:39,481 --> 01:12:41,817
Why can't I just enjoy spending time
with my family?

1383
01:12:41,900 --> 01:12:44,736
Well, I wouldn't know anything about that.
'Cause I never had one. So...

1384
01:12:45,195 --> 01:12:46,947
What do you mean you never really had one?

1385
01:12:47,239 --> 01:12:48,574
What do you call those guys?

1386
01:12:57,833 --> 01:12:59,334
I honestly had a lot of fun tonight.

1387
01:12:59,877 --> 01:13:00,794
Me too.

1388
01:13:05,215 --> 01:13:06,550
Well, I guess it's time to go.

1389
01:13:07,217 --> 01:13:10,012
Yeah, we should go ahead
and get up out of...

1390
01:13:13,974 --> 01:13:15,017
He ain't gonna do it.

1391
01:13:16,476 --> 01:13:17,561
Hey.

1392
01:13:17,853 --> 01:13:19,021
- Hey.
'W8 you!

1393
01:13:19,605 --> 01:13:20,647
No!

1394
01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:22,941
- You open!
- Take the shot!

1395
01:13:26,194 --> 01:13:28,947
Sorry. I'mma go. I need some water.

1396
01:13:29,031 --> 01:13:31,241
- Sure.
-'Cause my throat is dry.

1397
01:13:31,325 --> 01:13:33,785
Yeah, I know how that is.
I'll take care of this.

1398
01:13:33,869 --> 01:13:36,580
- Take a gap? Thank you, appreciate that.
- Yeah, yeah. Don't worry about it.

1399
01:13:37,247 --> 01:13:40,667
Anybody give him some training
on how to talk to a lady?

1400
01:13:42,544 --> 01:13:45,088
Okay, look, man,
I don't wanna hear anything, okay?

1401
01:13:45,172 --> 01:13:46,673
Not one single freakin' word.

1402
01:13:46,757 --> 01:13:48,759
Maybe she should've taken her heels off.

1403
01:13:49,384 --> 01:13:51,428
I'll tell ya, youngblood,
last time I checked,

1404
01:13:51,511 --> 01:13:53,472
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

1405
01:13:54,389 --> 01:13:55,807
Yeah, let's get out of here, man.

1406
01:13:57,935 --> 01:13:58,936
Let's give him a piggyback.

1407
01:13:59,019 --> 01:14:01,063
- Big Fella, what are you doing?
- Give him a little piggyback.

1408
01:14:01,897 --> 01:14:04,608
That's right.
Two down, two to go. We almost there.

1409
01:14:11,073 --> 01:14:13,158
Yo, how's that geriatric team
of yours, bro?

1410
01:14:13,241 --> 01:14:15,702
You get 'em all individual
Life Alert bracelets?

1411
01:14:15,786 --> 01:14:17,704
- Hey, man, are you wearing my clothes?
- What?

1412
01:14:17,788 --> 01:14:20,499
Yes, that's my shirt.
You got on my shirt, man.

1413
01:14:20,582 --> 01:14:22,542
That's right, I got on your shirt.

1414
01:14:23,293 --> 01:14:25,295
Or maybe you got my shirt on.

1415
01:14:25,712 --> 01:14:27,506
- What? Wait, wait.
- What? Wait, wait.

1416
01:14:27,589 --> 01:14:28,507
- That's my shirt.
- That's my shirt.

1417
01:14:28,590 --> 01:14:30,342
- You got on my clothes.
- You got on my clothes.

1418
01:14:30,425 --> 01:14:32,469
- Stop it! You're crazy.
- Stop it! You're crazy.

1419
01:14:32,552 --> 01:14:35,597
That's right. I'm crazy. I'm being you.

1420
01:14:35,681 --> 01:14:39,184
The only way to defeat one's enemy
is to become one's enemy.

1421
01:14:40,852 --> 01:14:41,895
- You're nuts!
- You're nuts!

1422
01:14:43,897 --> 01:14:45,315
- You're psycho!
- You're psycho!

1423
01:14:45,857 --> 01:14:49,820
I'll see you in the finals, Dax. Psycho.

1424
01:15:09,006 --> 01:15:09,965
All day.

1425
01:15:15,512 --> 01:15:17,514
- Yes! There you go, Big Fella!
- That's what I'm talking about!

1426
01:15:19,808 --> 01:15:21,685
Off shot! Handled it.

1427
01:15:22,269 --> 01:15:23,729
- Good rebound!
- All right.

1428
01:15:25,522 --> 01:15:26,773
Shot, shot, shot.

1429
01:15:27,399 --> 01:15:28,483
Get that out of here!

1430
01:15:28,567 --> 01:15:30,444
- What do I do, what do I do?
- Just back up.

1431
01:15:32,112 --> 01:15:33,321
Oh, yeah. I remember this play.

1432
01:15:34,823 --> 01:15:36,366
Too late. Got 'em.

1433
01:15:36,783 --> 01:15:38,827
Yes! That's what I'm talkin' about,
Lights.

1434
01:15:38,910 --> 01:15:40,412
You are the man!

1435
01:15:41,955 --> 01:15:44,708
<i>This is Boots.
Boots goin' down Death Valley!</i>

1436
01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:46,418
<i>_Baby!
'Yes!</i>

1437
01:15:47,044 --> 01:15:51,590
<i>Harlem Money is going to the finals,
with only seconds left in the ballgame!</i>

1438
01:15:53,425 --> 01:15:55,010
- Still hungry?
- Just a little dessert.

1439
01:15:55,594 --> 01:15:57,429
Hey, take the three, Big Fella, why not?

1440
01:15:57,512 --> 01:15:59,848
<i>This is to send 'em.
They're already there.</i>

1441
01:15:59,931 --> 01:16:01,600
That's all right, Big Fella.

1442
01:16:05,270 --> 01:16:06,313
Big Fella.

1443
01:16:06,897 --> 01:16:08,523
Big Fella. Big Fella.

1444
01:16:08,607 --> 01:16:10,150
- Somebody get a doctor.
- Big Fella.

1445
01:16:10,942 --> 01:16:11,985
Come on!

1446
01:16:13,487 --> 01:16:14,780
Excuse me. Excuse me. Let me in here.

1447
01:16:14,863 --> 01:16:15,947
<i>Big Fella is down.</i>

1448
01:16:16,031 --> 01:16:17,449
Stay here, Big Fella. Stay in it.

1449
01:16:17,532 --> 01:16:18,700
- Beginning CPR.
- Oh, Lord.

1450
01:16:18,784 --> 01:16:20,077
Give him some room, give him some room.

1451
01:16:21,745 --> 01:16:22,996
You're okay, boss.

1452
01:16:23,205 --> 01:16:26,416
Come on, Big Fella. Come on, Big Fella.

1453
01:16:32,631 --> 01:16:34,841
Doctor already said
he's been through the worst of it.

1454
01:16:36,510 --> 01:16:38,929
So, what do we do now?

1455
01:16:42,349 --> 01:16:44,101
You don't stop playing 'cause you get old.

1456
01:16:45,727 --> 01:16:47,479
You get old 'cause you stop playing.

1457
01:16:50,482 --> 01:16:51,608
Preacher!

1458
01:16:55,028 --> 01:16:59,866
Hi. And I'm so sorry about the Big Fella.
Is he gonna be okay?

1459
01:17:01,827 --> 01:17:03,995
But I've been missing you so much.

1460
01:17:04,079 --> 01:17:05,580
Come here, come here.

1461
01:17:05,664 --> 01:17:06,998
I missed you too, baby.

1462
01:17:08,542 --> 01:17:11,711
Now, look. If you don't want me
to go ball, I don't have to ball.

1463
01:17:11,795 --> 01:17:14,923
Fool, please, after all this?
You're playing.

1464
01:17:15,423 --> 01:17:16,591
Matter of fact...

1465
01:17:18,885 --> 01:17:20,428
You saying what I think you're saying?

1466
01:17:20,512 --> 01:17:23,181
I'm saying what you think
I'm saying, Preacher.

1467
01:17:23,265 --> 01:17:24,182
So we gonna ball?

1468
01:17:24,266 --> 01:17:26,560
So we gonna ball.

1469
01:17:27,602 --> 01:17:28,979
That's what I'm talkin' about.

1470
01:17:34,234 --> 01:17:36,611
<i>Welcome! This is what
we've all been waiting for.</i>

1471
01:17:36,695 --> 01:17:38,613
The new be versus the old.

1472
01:17:38,697 --> 01:17:41,825
The old be versus the new.
The good be versus the bad.

1473
01:17:41,908 --> 01:17:45,120
<i>Are they gonna be a no-show
like they did in 1968?</i>

1474
01:17:45,203 --> 01:17:46,454
<i>But, no, they're not.</i>

1475
01:17:46,538 --> 01:17:49,875
<i>Here they come! They're here!
Here they come, baby!</i>

1476
01:17:49,958 --> 01:17:52,043
<i>Here they come! Aw, yeah!</i>

1477
01:17:52,127 --> 01:17:53,753
<i>We got a game on our hands!</i>

1478
01:18:13,523 --> 01:18:16,693
Okay, Grandpa, you gotta take your pills
before you start, okay?

1479
01:18:16,776 --> 01:18:17,986
Preacher, we gotta take our pills.

1480
01:18:18,069 --> 01:18:20,280
Not the blue ones. Save those for tonight.

1481
01:18:21,114 --> 01:18:22,282
It's all right. What we gonna do?

1482
01:18:22,365 --> 01:18:24,367
- We gonna get this win.
- We gonna get this win, right?

1483
01:18:24,451 --> 01:18:25,619
Look, this one's for Big Fella, okay?

1484
01:18:25,702 --> 01:18:28,038
So, Big Fella on three. One, two, three.

1485
01:18:28,121 --> 01:18:29,080
Big Fella!

1486
01:18:29,164 --> 01:18:31,416
Here we go, C-Dawg! Let's do this, baby.

1487
01:18:31,499 --> 01:18:33,043
You got this, Drew. You the man, bruh.

1488
01:18:33,627 --> 01:18:35,128
You put this team together, remember that.

1489
01:18:35,212 --> 01:18:36,296
Your roster, my team.

1490
01:18:36,379 --> 01:18:39,507
That's right, your team.
Last week, I took your team.

1491
01:18:39,591 --> 01:18:41,509
Yesterday, I took your girl.

1492
01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:43,803
Today, I'm gonna take your heart.

1493
01:18:43,887 --> 01:18:44,930
Man, you've...

1494
01:18:45,305 --> 01:18:46,223
Okay.

1495
01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:48,516
- Stop it!
- Stop what?

1496
01:18:48,892 --> 01:18:51,061
- Folding your arms like me.
- Folding your arms like that.

1497
01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:54,981
Let's get this win, baby.

1498
01:18:55,607 --> 01:18:56,441
Good luck, youngblood.

1499
01:18:56,524 --> 01:18:58,652
Luck ain't got nothing
to do with it, Old Dusty.

1500
01:18:59,069 --> 01:19:00,237
"Om Dusty"?

1501
01:19:02,614 --> 01:19:04,407
Pastor Wrinkles, what's the word, man?

1502
01:19:05,116 --> 01:19:06,451
Young fella got jokes.

1503
01:19:07,202 --> 01:19:08,495
- Shoe ain't tied.
- What shoe?

1504
01:19:08,787 --> 01:19:10,705
<i>- Lights!
- Championship time!</i>

1505
01:19:10,789 --> 01:19:12,040
That's the oldest trick in the book!

1506
01:19:12,123 --> 01:19:13,792
You gonna let him... Come on, now!

1507
01:19:13,875 --> 01:19:16,294
<i>Over to Uncle. Jumper.</i>

1508
01:19:16,378 --> 01:19:17,337
<i>In and out.</i>

1509
01:19:17,545 --> 01:19:18,755
That's okay, guys!

1510
01:19:19,923 --> 01:19:22,425
<i>The bounce pass to Casper.
Casper. Oh, my God!</i>

1511
01:19:22,509 --> 01:19:23,802
Oh, yeah, I need you to see me.

1512
01:19:24,386 --> 01:19:26,346
Wipe your goggles, old fella.
I need you to see me.

1513
01:19:26,429 --> 01:19:28,265
- You gotta see me all night.
- Man, move. Fool, please.

1514
01:19:28,348 --> 01:19:30,141
- That's right, Casper!
- Come on, Drew!

1515
01:19:30,225 --> 01:19:31,142
<i>This is Uncle.</i>

1516
01:19:31,559 --> 01:19:33,436
<i>Cross the mid-court line. Betty...</i>

1517
01:19:34,479 --> 01:19:36,648
<i>Lights out! No good!</i>

1518
01:19:36,731 --> 01:19:37,899
Oh, man!

1519
01:19:38,316 --> 01:19:39,859
That's right, old people are overrated!

1520
01:19:43,405 --> 01:19:45,282
<i>Over to Casper the Friendly Ghost.</i>

1521
01:19:45,365 --> 01:19:46,741
<i>Nothin' but the bottom of the net.</i>

1522
01:19:46,825 --> 01:19:48,118
Wake up! Come on!

1523
01:19:52,455 --> 01:19:53,498
Up! Up! Up!

1524
01:19:56,334 --> 01:19:58,044
<i>- You gotta love it!
- Yes!</i>

1525
01:19:58,128 --> 01:20:01,840
<i>Mario, comin' back down court,
kickin' it over to Beazy!</i>

1526
01:20:01,923 --> 01:20:03,216
We makin' baskets!

1527
01:20:03,300 --> 01:20:04,968
That's right, we makin' buckets, baby.

1528
01:20:05,343 --> 01:20:08,013
<i>Uncle Drew the other way. This is Betty!</i>

1529
01:20:08,096 --> 01:20:10,140
<i>Betty Lou, jumper no good.</i>

1530
01:20:10,223 --> 01:20:12,100
<i>They fightin' for it, baby!
They fightin' for it!</i>

1531
01:20:12,183 --> 01:20:14,769
<i>Betty Lou wins it! Get it, Betty Lou!</i>

1532
01:20:14,853 --> 01:20:16,313
There you go, Betty Lou. There you go!

1533
01:20:16,396 --> 01:20:18,064
You know that's really a man.

1534
01:20:19,065 --> 01:20:19,983
I got Drew.

1535
01:20:20,567 --> 01:20:22,319
Slow it down. Slow it down.

1536
01:20:22,527 --> 01:20:25,405
They tired, yo. They tired.
The fatigue's settin' in.

1537
01:20:25,697 --> 01:20:27,574
- Betty Lou. Switch it!
- Fatigue's settin' in.

1538
01:20:27,657 --> 01:20:30,410
You can hear their knee caps grinding.

1539
01:20:31,119 --> 01:20:34,998
<i>Uncle, Betty... Lou...</i>

1540
01:20:35,415 --> 01:20:36,916
<i>Downtown!</i>

1541
01:20:37,125 --> 01:20:38,543
You gonna let a girl score on you?

1542
01:20:38,626 --> 01:20:41,171
<i>This is Casper the Friendly Ghost.</i>

1543
01:20:41,254 --> 01:20:43,173
<i>Oh, my God!</i>

1544
01:20:43,256 --> 01:20:45,550
That's right. That's right, baby.

1545
01:20:52,140 --> 01:20:53,808
<i>Turnaround, once again.</i>

1546
01:20:54,100 --> 01:20:57,062
<i>The friendly one. What a goal! Oh, baby!</i>

1547
01:20:57,145 --> 01:20:58,980
Somebody get on Casper, come on, man!

1548
01:21:01,066 --> 01:21:02,442
<i>Casper!</i>

1549
01:21:04,986 --> 01:21:05,862
Damn, man!

1550
01:21:05,945 --> 01:21:09,074
<i>Homecourt Advantage is running away
with the first half.</i>

1551
01:21:33,348 --> 01:21:34,557
My TV ain't working.

1552
01:21:36,226 --> 01:21:37,811
Do I look like an electrician?

1553
01:21:44,484 --> 01:21:45,527
I know, right?

1554
01:21:45,610 --> 01:21:47,320
Yeah, that was him. Brian.

1555
01:21:50,990 --> 01:21:52,367
Y'all got a TV?

1556
01:21:58,164 --> 01:21:59,999
<i>Justjudgin'. Me and her.</i>

1557
01:22:00,083 --> 01:22:02,377
<i>We're talkin' about Rachel.
Where you from? What's your name?</i>

1558
01:22:02,460 --> 01:22:04,087
<i>I'm Kathy from Staten Island.
How you doin'?</i>

1559
01:22:04,170 --> 01:22:06,881
<i>Thank you. How you doin'?
Oh, wait. Come on. You're my victim.</i>

1560
01:22:06,965 --> 01:22:08,466
<i>I mean, my patient.</i>

1561
01:22:14,431 --> 01:22:16,307
That's my team right there.
I used to play on that team.

1562
01:22:16,391 --> 01:22:17,642
Okay, guys, bring it in.

1563
01:22:18,768 --> 01:22:20,145
Let's turn this game around.

1564
01:22:20,228 --> 01:22:22,480
So, on three, Big Fella. One, two, three.

1565
01:22:22,564 --> 01:22:24,107
- Big Fella!
- Let's go, guys.

1566
01:22:24,190 --> 01:22:27,444
<i>Harlem Buckets down by 16
at the start of the third.</i>

1567
01:22:27,527 --> 01:22:29,237
<i>Here we go!</i>

1568
01:22:30,155 --> 01:22:34,325
<i>Casper, the Friendly Ghost from downtown!</i>

1569
01:22:34,409 --> 01:22:35,702
Get in front of your man.

1570
01:22:36,828 --> 01:22:38,705
<i>Boots with the ball. Lookin' at it.</i>

1571
01:22:38,788 --> 01:22:42,041
<i>Boots makin' his move.
To Lights from downtown.</i>

1572
01:22:42,125 --> 01:22:43,585
<i>Not this time.</i>

1573
01:22:46,713 --> 01:22:48,923
<i>Reynolds Wrap to Casper.</i>

1574
01:22:49,007 --> 01:22:50,842
Not today. Give me that.

1575
01:22:51,509 --> 01:22:52,927
Please, not in my house.

1576
01:22:53,011 --> 01:22:54,345
Come on, now. That's a foul!

1577
01:22:54,429 --> 01:22:55,972
- That's what I'm talkin' about.
- You know that's a foul.

1578
01:22:56,055 --> 01:22:58,099
- Where I'm from, it's no blood, no foul.
- Where you from?

1579
01:22:58,183 --> 01:23:00,310
Just came from Hell,
whooping the Devil's ass, that's where.

1580
01:23:00,393 --> 01:23:01,936
- Break it up.
- That's not godly.

1581
01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:03,730
They gangbangin' for Jesus.

1582
01:23:03,813 --> 01:23:05,857
<i>Back to live action! Here we go!</i>

1583
01:23:05,940 --> 01:23:07,984
<i>Deflected! Goin' the other way!</i>

1584
01:23:08,067 --> 01:23:09,486
Good block. Come on, y'all, let's get it.

1585
01:23:09,986 --> 01:23:12,822
<i>Uncle, look at him!
Off the backboard to Preacher!</i>

1586
01:23:14,407 --> 01:23:16,951
- Damn, man! Get the ball, let's go!
- My backboard, my house, sucker.

1587
01:23:17,035 --> 01:23:18,786
- That's what I'm talkin' about!
- Put it home, Preach!

1588
01:23:20,163 --> 01:23:21,456
That what I'm talking about!

1589
01:23:21,664 --> 01:23:24,083
<i>This is Casper with it.
Kicks it over to Mario.</i>

1590
01:23:24,167 --> 01:23:25,752
<i>Jump shot. No good!</i>

1591
01:23:25,835 --> 01:23:28,671
Yes! That's right, y'all, we got this.

1592
01:23:29,589 --> 01:23:33,468
<i>He kicks it over, right side to Betty Lou!</i>

1593
01:23:34,260 --> 01:23:35,178
0/7, my!

1594
01:23:36,638 --> 01:23:37,931
- Oh, my!
- Yeah!

1595
01:23:38,139 --> 01:23:39,057
Yes!

1596
01:23:39,307 --> 01:23:40,892
<i>Uncle to the rescue!</i>

1597
01:23:40,975 --> 01:23:42,519
Get on that old man!

1598
01:23:42,810 --> 01:23:45,146
<i>Harlem Buckets are trying to come back.</i>

1599
01:23:45,230 --> 01:23:47,815
<i>This is Casper with it.
Casper, looking at it.</i>

1600
01:23:49,359 --> 01:23:50,401
Come on, now!

1601
01:23:51,653 --> 01:23:52,529
I got this.

1602
01:23:52,612 --> 01:23:55,448
<i>Boots with it.
Booty through the defender's legs.</i>

1603
01:23:55,532 --> 01:23:57,784
<i>Look at Boots.</i>

1604
01:23:59,035 --> 01:24:00,537
Yes! Way to finish, man.

1605
01:24:00,620 --> 01:24:01,829
<i>I can't believe it.</i>

1606
01:24:01,913 --> 01:24:03,498
<i>They're trying to make a comeback.</i>

1607
01:24:03,581 --> 01:24:07,043
<i>Reynolds Wrap to Casper. For 30!</i>

1608
01:24:07,752 --> 01:24:09,170
It's shut down time.

1609
01:24:10,838 --> 01:24:12,382
Now shoot, Betty Lou. Get 'em.

1610
01:24:12,590 --> 01:24:15,969
<i>Over to Betty Lou! Good!</i>

1611
01:24:17,220 --> 01:24:18,721
Get your head out your ass.

1612
01:24:18,805 --> 01:24:20,598
I knew I married you for a reason, girl.

1613
01:24:20,682 --> 01:24:22,767
Game recognize game, big daddy.

1614
01:24:23,142 --> 01:24:25,728
<i>Here we go.
This is Uncle Drew with the ball.</i>

1615
01:24:25,812 --> 01:24:28,815
<i>It's him and you, you and him.
What you gonna do?</i>

1616
01:24:28,898 --> 01:24:29,899
<i>What you gonna do?</i>

1617
01:24:31,109 --> 01:24:33,444
<i>Drew steps back. Left-handed jumper...</i>

1618
01:24:34,070 --> 01:24:35,697
What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you?

1619
01:24:35,780 --> 01:24:37,073
Harlem Buckets, baby.

1620
01:24:37,490 --> 01:24:38,825
<i>Kicks it out over.</i>

1621
01:24:38,908 --> 01:24:41,327
I got this.
My board, my board. Let's go.

1622
01:24:41,411 --> 01:24:42,537
Are you kidding me?

1623
01:24:42,620 --> 01:24:46,624
<i>Here he go. Light the light.</i>

1624
01:24:47,208 --> 01:24:48,960
<i>- Bang!
- Lights out, baby.</i>

1625
01:24:49,043 --> 01:24:50,795
<i>That makes it a two-point lead.</i>

1626
01:24:51,170 --> 01:24:53,381
<i>Here we go! The fast break!</i>

1627
01:24:53,464 --> 01:24:54,632
- There we go, there we go!
- Whoa!

1628
01:24:54,716 --> 01:24:55,675
<i>L</i> 9011 ya now!

1629
01:24:56,759 --> 01:24:58,344
- That's what I'm talking about, Lights!
- Get that outta here!

1630
01:24:58,428 --> 01:25:00,471
That's a foul! Come on, now!

1631
01:25:00,555 --> 01:25:02,056
- Lights?
- You see that defense?

1632
01:25:02,140 --> 01:25:03,933
You all right, Lights?
Get up, man. Get up.

1633
01:25:04,309 --> 01:25:05,226
Lights.

1634
01:25:06,227 --> 01:25:07,353
Lights, where does it hurt?

1635
01:25:07,729 --> 01:25:10,315
- Ankle.
- Okay, okay. Sit up.

1636
01:25:10,398 --> 01:25:11,858
Yo, that's bush league, Winslow.

1637
01:25:11,941 --> 01:25:13,067
You took out my player.

1638
01:25:13,151 --> 01:25:14,152
Man, what are you talking about?

1639
01:25:14,235 --> 01:25:16,988
Your boy, James Unworthy,
just knocked my boy out.

1640
01:25:17,196 --> 01:25:20,617
Cheatin'-ass cheaters.
Y'all need to cheat to cheat.

1641
01:25:21,117 --> 01:25:22,785
It's gonna be all right,
it's gonna be all right.

1642
01:25:22,869 --> 01:25:24,912
I'm getting too old for this.

1643
01:25:25,288 --> 01:25:28,333
What are we gonna do, bruh?
Lights is out. What we gonna do?

1644
01:25:28,416 --> 01:25:30,084
- What you mean?
- What you mean, "What I mean"?

1645
01:25:30,168 --> 01:25:31,544
We have no more players left.

1646
01:25:31,628 --> 01:25:32,920
It's your moment, ain't it?

1647
01:25:33,004 --> 01:25:35,465
No. I've already told you a million times.

1648
01:25:35,548 --> 01:25:37,133
I'm not playing, okay?

1649
01:25:37,216 --> 01:25:39,218
Plus, I ain't played in decades, bruh.

1650
01:25:39,761 --> 01:25:40,720
And they have?

1651
01:25:40,803 --> 01:25:42,221
Drew, it's different, okay?

1652
01:25:42,305 --> 01:25:44,057
They were actually good when they played.

1653
01:25:45,016 --> 01:25:46,476
Listen to me, youngblood.

1654
01:25:46,559 --> 01:25:48,311
You think you're the only one...

1655
01:25:49,020 --> 01:25:51,189
that made that mistake
that defined their life.

1656
01:25:52,106 --> 01:25:53,650
I've been on the road my whole life.

1657
01:25:54,108 --> 01:25:55,526
I got no real friends.

1658
01:25:55,777 --> 01:25:58,404
I'm bouncin' city to city.
And you wanna know why?

1659
01:25:58,696 --> 01:26:00,698
Because I got too much pride
to say I'm sorry.

1660
01:26:01,240 --> 01:26:02,575
You know how that sounds?

1661
01:26:02,659 --> 01:26:05,703
To have too much pride to say you're sorry
to the people that love you?

1662
01:26:06,162 --> 01:26:07,872
Don't you dare be like that, youngblood.

1663
01:26:07,955 --> 01:26:09,332
You be better than that.

1664
01:26:10,625 --> 01:26:11,542
This is the moment.

1665
01:26:12,085 --> 01:26:13,169
You gonna run away from it,

1666
01:26:13,670 --> 01:26:15,046
or you gonna step up and take it?

1667
01:26:15,797 --> 01:26:17,090
Choice is yours.

1668
01:26:19,050 --> 01:26:21,636
That's right, bruh. Championships.

1669
01:26:21,719 --> 01:26:23,137
This is destiny now.

1670
01:26:28,601 --> 01:26:30,103
I'll play under one condition.

1671
01:26:30,186 --> 01:26:31,270
And what's that?

1672
01:26:33,898 --> 01:26:35,274
Let me guard the white boy.

1673
01:26:36,275 --> 01:26:37,276
Let's roll!

1674
01:26:38,027 --> 01:26:39,987
<i>It's a minute and nine second left, folks.</i>

1675
01:26:41,072 --> 01:26:44,033
Excuse me. Timeout, timeout.

1676
01:26:44,117 --> 01:26:46,327
- Timeout, timeout!
- Who are you?

1677
01:26:46,411 --> 01:26:47,537
I'm the assistant coach.

1678
01:26:47,620 --> 01:26:49,455
I'm here to make sure
that he's tall enough

1679
01:26:49,539 --> 01:26:52,417
to ride the ride
that my man about to put him on.

1680
01:26:53,334 --> 01:26:54,502
What are you doing, man?

1681
01:26:54,585 --> 01:26:55,962
This should be a technical foul,
or something.

1682
01:26:56,045 --> 01:26:58,923
L'mma kick you off this court
like I kicked you out my house.

1683
01:26:59,006 --> 01:27:00,717
- That's right.
- That's mean, okay?

1684
01:27:00,800 --> 01:27:03,344
Excuse me? I don't know who you are
or what this is about,

1685
01:27:03,428 --> 01:27:06,431
but could you please take it back
to the stands so we can play some ball?

1686
01:27:06,514 --> 01:27:08,766
- Who are you?
- You keep talking, you're gonna find out.

1687
01:27:08,850 --> 01:27:12,478
You about to find out, honey.
I come from a long line of choir members.

1688
01:27:12,562 --> 01:27:13,896
So, we gonna clap back!

1689
01:27:13,980 --> 01:27:15,690
- Yeah, that's right.
- I bet you do.

1690
01:27:15,773 --> 01:27:17,817
Just clap you up out of here.
Don't play with me.

1691
01:27:17,900 --> 01:27:18,943
- I will not!
- I love you, baby.

1692
01:27:19,026 --> 01:27:20,069
I love you, too.

1693
01:27:20,153 --> 01:27:22,155
We believe in you guys. Be aggressive.

1694
01:27:22,572 --> 01:27:24,741
What am I doing now?
Brought your girl, playin' mind games.

1695
01:27:24,824 --> 01:27:26,534
- Ain't nobody scared of you.
- Ain't nobody scared of me?

1696
01:27:26,617 --> 01:27:28,870
- Let's do this, man.
- What's Dax doing in the game?

1697
01:27:31,456 --> 01:27:34,542
- I got your back. I got your back.
- Trail, Dax, trail.

1698
01:27:34,625 --> 01:27:37,837
- Yo, help Uncle Drew.
- No, move. Come on.

1699
01:27:37,920 --> 01:27:39,338
<i>It's him and you, baby. What you gonna do?</i>

1700
01:27:39,422 --> 01:27:42,842
Let's go, baby. Let's ball, baby.
Vanilla <i>Sky!</i>

1701
01:27:44,510 --> 01:27:45,928
<i>It's a four-point lead now.</i>

1702
01:27:46,012 --> 01:27:47,513
Come on, youngblood. That's too easy.

1703
01:27:47,597 --> 01:27:49,182
Look, it won't happen next time, okay?

1704
01:27:49,640 --> 01:27:53,811
<i>Uncle gently across the mid-court line,
with seconds left.</i>

1705
01:27:53,895 --> 01:27:56,022
<i>He's gotta foul
whoever may be guardin' him.</i>

1706
01:27:56,397 --> 01:27:57,774
<i>Uncle to Preacher.</i>

1707
01:27:57,857 --> 01:28:01,110
<i>It's the Preacher, man.
Oh, baby, hallelujah!</i>

1708
01:28:01,194 --> 01:28:03,196
Praise the Lord, Preacher,
praise the Lord.

1709
01:28:03,279 --> 01:28:04,489
Here we go, now.

1710
01:28:04,781 --> 01:28:07,283
<i>Harlem Money
in desperate need of a turnover.</i>

1711
01:28:07,366 --> 01:28:11,370
<i>If not, Homecourt Advantage
can walk away and win it all.</i>

1712
01:28:11,454 --> 01:28:12,497
<i>Here we go.</i>

1713
01:28:13,456 --> 01:28:15,249
What that white boy doing with that ball?

1714
01:28:15,333 --> 01:28:17,585
<i>- He's doing his shaky-shake.
- That's fight.</i>

1715
01:28:19,670 --> 01:28:20,880
Good steal, Dax, good steal.

1716
01:28:21,255 --> 01:28:23,424
- Go on, Dax, shoot it!
- Let it fly, Dax!

1717
01:28:23,508 --> 01:28:25,301
Shoot it, shoot it! Put it up.

1718
01:28:25,384 --> 01:28:27,303
- Come on, Dax! Shoot it!
- Take that shot, bro!

1719
01:28:27,386 --> 01:28:28,221
Shoot it!

1720
01:28:28,304 --> 01:28:29,305
Timeout.

1721
01:28:29,388 --> 01:28:32,391
Timeout? You gonna make me have
another heart attack, boy.

1722
01:28:32,600 --> 01:28:34,477
Hey, he fouled me on that.

1723
01:28:34,811 --> 01:28:37,230
You're saying he didn't foul me?
That was a reach, ref.

1724
01:28:40,066 --> 01:28:41,025
Let's go.

1725
01:28:41,108 --> 01:28:43,444
Okay, relax. Listen, I got this.

1726
01:28:43,528 --> 01:28:45,363
Drew, they can't guard you, man.

1727
01:28:45,446 --> 01:28:47,281
All we need you to do
is just penetrate to the bucket,

1728
01:28:47,365 --> 01:28:49,659
do what you've been doing,
the defense will collapse on you.

1729
01:28:49,742 --> 01:28:51,202
Once they do that,
you kick it out to Betty Lou.

1730
01:28:51,285 --> 01:28:53,538
Betty Lou will take the three. That's it.

1731
01:28:53,621 --> 01:28:55,540
Game over. Game plan. That's it.

1732
01:29:00,169 --> 01:29:02,380
What?
Seriously, what's wrong with that play?

1733
01:29:03,089 --> 01:29:04,090
You'll make it.

1734
01:29:04,549 --> 01:29:05,633
Excuse me?

1735
01:29:05,842 --> 01:29:07,927
Drew's right.
They're not even guarding you.

1736
01:29:08,010 --> 01:29:09,554
It's a reason for that, Lights.

1737
01:29:09,637 --> 01:29:11,639
Leave the past in the past, move on.

1738
01:29:12,223 --> 01:29:13,808
You got this, Dax.

1739
01:29:13,891 --> 01:29:15,977
We don't need you
to be great all the time.

1740
01:29:16,060 --> 01:29:18,020
We need you to be great this one time.

1741
01:29:19,814 --> 01:29:22,316
Can you do that? We believe in you.

1742
01:29:23,568 --> 01:29:24,610
What if I miss?

1743
01:29:24,694 --> 01:29:26,028
What if you don't?

1744
01:29:26,112 --> 01:29:27,154
You got this.

1745
01:29:29,907 --> 01:29:30,992
Come on, now.

1746
01:29:32,118 --> 01:29:33,661
Let's go. Let's bring it in.

1747
01:29:33,870 --> 01:29:35,079
We in this together.

1748
01:29:38,916 --> 01:29:41,794
You got this. Buckets on three.
One, two, three.

1749
01:29:41,878 --> 01:29:43,087
Buckets!

1750
01:29:43,170 --> 01:29:44,922
Preach, Preach, Preach.

1751
01:29:45,339 --> 01:29:48,426
In case something happens,
we got no more timeouts, okay?

1752
01:29:48,634 --> 01:29:49,719
You sure?

1753
01:29:49,802 --> 01:29:51,929
Yeah, I'm sure. We used our last one.

1754
01:29:52,263 --> 01:29:54,181
I could have swore we had one more.

1755
01:29:54,849 --> 01:29:57,351
<i>This is it.
This is for the money in the bank.</i>

1756
01:29:57,435 --> 01:29:59,020
<i>This is for all the marbles.</i>

1757
01:29:59,103 --> 01:30:00,354
Come on, come on, Dax.

1758
01:30:00,438 --> 01:30:03,399
<i>Buckets, down by two, a three can win.</i>

1759
01:30:03,482 --> 01:30:05,902
<i>Eight seconds left in the ball game.</i>

1760
01:30:05,985 --> 01:30:08,571
<i>This is Uncle with it.
Uncle, looking at it.</i>

1761
01:30:09,447 --> 01:30:11,407
<i>Uncle over to Hobbit.</i>

1762
01:30:40,895 --> 01:30:43,856
Yes, we won the Rucker, baby!
We won the Rucker.

1763
01:30:43,940 --> 01:30:45,608
That's what I'm talkin' about, baby!

1764
01:30:45,691 --> 01:30:47,568
We did this, man! We did that!

1765
01:30:47,652 --> 01:30:48,819
You the man!

1766
01:30:49,445 --> 01:30:51,697
Mookie! Hey, Mookie!

1767
01:30:55,451 --> 01:30:57,411
- Good game, man.
- Good game, bro.

1768
01:30:59,121 --> 01:31:02,333
I see what you're doing now.
Playing mind games with me.

1769
01:31:02,416 --> 01:31:06,712
Okay. I'll see you next year, bruh.
The cycle continues.

1770
01:31:08,756 --> 01:31:10,508
Fellas, we did that, y'all.

1771
01:31:10,591 --> 01:31:13,177
- Pick him up!
- Pick me up? Hey! No, no, no.

1772
01:31:13,260 --> 01:31:15,429
- He's way too heavy, boy.
- His head too big.

1773
01:31:15,513 --> 01:31:17,348
Head weigh about a hundred pounds.

1774
01:31:19,684 --> 01:31:20,893
I'll be back, y'all.

1775
01:31:23,229 --> 01:31:24,188
Hey.

1776
01:31:24,522 --> 01:31:25,481
Hey.

1777
01:31:32,613 --> 01:31:33,781
This is nice.

1778
01:31:47,336 --> 01:31:48,921
- I'll be back.
- Okay.

1779
01:31:50,339 --> 01:31:51,340
There ya go.

1780
01:31:51,424 --> 01:31:53,592
That's what I'm talking about,
young fella.

1781
01:31:56,512 --> 01:31:58,681
The hero, Dax.

1782
01:32:00,182 --> 01:32:01,183
Man...

1783
01:32:02,935 --> 01:32:04,270
I'm damn proud of you.

1784
01:32:06,230 --> 01:32:07,732
You took that last shot.

1785
01:32:09,567 --> 01:32:12,111
You miss 100 percent
of the shots you don't take.

1786
01:32:13,738 --> 01:32:15,156
Game ball goes to you.

1787
01:32:17,783 --> 01:32:20,578
Your team. Your roster.

1788
01:32:25,791 --> 01:32:28,210
Nah. My family.

1789
01:32:42,767 --> 01:32:45,936
Big Fella, man,
I'm really happy that you're okay, man.

1790
01:32:51,776 --> 01:32:52,985
And if anything...

1791
01:32:55,613 --> 01:32:56,906
We were all really...

1792
01:33:00,826 --> 01:33:03,621
Okay, look, I paid the bill.

1793
01:33:04,038 --> 01:33:04,955
Thanks.

1794
01:33:05,498 --> 01:33:08,417
I had to pay the bill. You know why?
That's what you do for family.

1795
01:33:09,085 --> 01:33:10,086
You still talking?

1796
01:33:10,544 --> 01:33:12,254
Hey, check it out, we're on SportsCenter.

1797
01:33:12,338 --> 01:33:14,673
<i>...it went viral.
Everyone was clowning him, including us.</i>

1798
01:33:14,757 --> 01:33:18,427
<i>Well, you're number one tonight
in the right top ten for this right here.</i>

1799
01:33:18,511 --> 01:33:24,558
<i>Dax Winslow, all three of these,
and the Harlem Buckets win the Rucker 50.</i>

1800
01:33:24,934 --> 01:33:27,394
<i>I'm still baffled
by a lot of this guy's story.</i>

1801
01:33:27,478 --> 01:33:31,440
<i>I don't understand a lot, frankly,
but I know this much.</i>

1802
01:33:31,857 --> 01:33:33,859
<i>He went from a punchline to a hero,</i>

1803
01:33:33,943 --> 01:33:37,113
<i>getting carried off
on his teammates' shoulders in Rucker.</i>

1804
01:33:37,196 --> 01:33:38,447
<i>Way to go, Dax.</i>

1805
01:33:45,287 --> 01:33:47,039
<i>Yo, yo, yo,
here's the coach of the year.</i>

1806
01:33:47,123 --> 01:33:48,415
<i>Dax is here, baby.</i>

1807
01:33:48,499 --> 01:33:49,625
<i>I be the Rucker champ.</i>

1808
01:33:49,708 --> 01:33:51,669
<i>Just leave a message, you know,
when I give you the chance.</i>

1809
01:33:51,752 --> 01:33:54,630
Hey, Dax, it's me, Jess.

1810
01:33:54,713 --> 01:33:56,173
When you get a chance,
give me a call back.

1811
01:33:56,507 --> 01:33:58,801
Hey, Dax, it's me again.

1812
01:33:59,051 --> 01:34:01,262
Your phone must be dead,
'cause it went right to voicemail.

1813
01:34:01,345 --> 01:34:03,347
Do you remember when I made
that investment in them shoes?

1814
01:34:03,430 --> 01:34:05,391
You remember that? Do you remember that?

1815
01:34:05,474 --> 01:34:07,476
Do you remember that?
Do you remember that?

1816
01:34:07,560 --> 01:34:08,686
Do you remember that?

1817
01:34:08,769 --> 01:34:11,939
I wanted to let you know that I went ahead
and kicked Mook to the curb.

1818
01:34:12,022 --> 01:34:15,818
I noticed the phone
went straight to voicemail again.

1819
01:34:16,110 --> 01:34:17,236
Do you remember that?

1820
01:34:17,319 --> 01:34:20,489
Hey. Dax, do you remember that?

1821
01:34:20,573 --> 01:34:22,908
I am affiliated with several gangsters.

1822
01:34:22,992 --> 01:34:25,744
I will find out where you at.
We gonna come over to your house.

1823
01:34:25,828 --> 01:34:29,415
I let you stay in my house rent-free
for all that time.

1824
01:34:29,665 --> 01:34:31,083
I hate you, Dax.

1825
01:34:31,417 --> 01:34:33,169
But I love you so much.

1826
01:34:33,252 --> 01:34:35,337
I don't know why
you're doing me like this.

1827
01:34:36,881 --> 01:34:38,591
You know what? ...you, Dax!

1828
01:34:41,218 --> 01:34:42,970
Gotta make sure
I get the behind-the-scene,

1829
01:34:43,053 --> 01:34:44,263
behind the scene.

1830
01:34:47,474 --> 01:34:49,643
- Yeah.
- I appreciate you following me to makeup.

1831
01:34:49,727 --> 01:34:51,437
But now you gots to go.

1832
01:34:59,403 --> 01:35:00,362
Wow!

1833
01:35:10,539 --> 01:35:11,665
Kyrie's under here somewhere.

1834
01:35:16,462 --> 01:35:17,379
No.

1835
01:35:19,798 --> 01:35:22,635
Hey, girl. Lights just called me.

1836
01:35:22,718 --> 01:35:25,471
Preacher, you put your Bible
in the club and can't find it?

1837
01:35:28,891 --> 01:35:31,602
Hold up. Wait a minute. Hold on.

1838
01:35:31,685 --> 01:35:32,895
I can't play in that tourney

1839
01:35:32,978 --> 01:35:34,939
and let that little white boy
block my shot again.

1840
01:35:35,022 --> 01:35:37,066
Give me a pudding
even though it's gonna give me diarrhea.

1841
01:35:37,149 --> 01:35:38,067
I don't mean to grab your face.

1842
01:35:38,150 --> 01:35:39,109
I'm sorry.

1843
01:35:39,401 --> 01:35:41,987
Hold up, hold up.
Run it back, run it back.

1844
01:35:42,071 --> 01:35:45,449
Don't you wanna go with a coach
who straight up looks like Urkel

1845
01:35:45,532 --> 01:35:47,451
got put in a trash compactor?

1846
01:35:47,785 --> 01:35:49,453
Isn't that what you want?

1847
01:35:50,371 --> 01:35:53,082
Wait a minute.
Run that back. Just run it back.

1848
01:35:53,165 --> 01:35:55,668
Don't you wanna be coached
by a dude who looks like an M&M?

1849
01:35:57,378 --> 01:36:00,881
Double or nothin' this time.
Double or nothin', double or nothin'.

1850
01:36:01,632 --> 01:36:03,634
Man, you don't blow no whistle in my gym.

1851
01:36:09,265 --> 01:36:10,975
That's... Okay... Stop!

1852
01:36:11,058 --> 01:36:13,435
Or little hobbit here could take his spot.

1853
01:36:13,519 --> 01:36:15,229
Who you callin' a hobbit, Uncle Ben?

1854
01:36:15,312 --> 01:36:16,438
Uncle Ben?

1855
01:36:16,522 --> 01:36:18,274
You heard what I said.
Get me some rice.

1856
01:36:18,607 --> 01:36:19,942
No, no, no...

1857
01:36:21,151 --> 01:36:24,238
Youngblood, I can't take
this rappity-hippity-hop nonsense.

1858
01:36:24,321 --> 01:36:26,448
You say "hippity-hoppity."
That's something rabbits would make.

1859
01:36:26,532 --> 01:36:29,576
If rabbits made music,
it would be called hippity-hoppity.

1860
01:36:29,785 --> 01:36:31,954
You know how old this van is?
Older than you.

1861
01:36:32,037 --> 01:36:33,330
I assume it is, brother.

1862
01:36:33,414 --> 01:36:34,915
Lots gone down in here.

1863
01:36:35,833 --> 01:36:37,710
Somethin' went down here,
stained that seat.

1864
01:36:38,419 --> 01:36:39,628
Feel good about that.

1865
01:36:41,005 --> 01:36:44,300
Got a microwave in here,
you got carpet everywhere.

1866
01:36:44,967 --> 01:36:47,428
Ain't no tellin' what old women
you'd have back there.

1867
01:36:47,636 --> 01:36:48,929
Probably had your momma back there.

1868
01:36:49,013 --> 01:36:50,014
You ever say...

1869
01:36:50,431 --> 01:36:53,309
I'm an orphan, for your information.
So I don't know who my momma is.

1870
01:36:55,436 --> 01:36:56,979
This is what we call a ditty now.

1871
01:36:58,439 --> 01:37:02,109
My lady... That ditty just crazy.

1872
01:37:03,277 --> 01:37:04,903
I got it. This is the real version.

1873
01:37:04,987 --> 01:37:07,197
We not goin' be
disrespecting a classic like that.

1874
01:37:07,281 --> 01:37:08,991
- That came out before you was...
- You have to drive.

1875
01:37:09,074 --> 01:37:10,367
Oh, I forgot.

1876
01:37:14,204 --> 01:37:17,249
Get out of here. Go!

1877
01:37:17,833 --> 01:37:20,252
Of course it is.
I've come a long way since Kazaam.

1878
01:37:21,545 --> 01:37:22,921
That is sick!

1879
01:37:34,683 --> 01:37:37,394
I found him in a grocery store
putting cans on the top shelves.

1880
01:37:37,478 --> 01:37:38,854
That's all he's good for.

1881
01:37:40,481 --> 01:37:41,857
I'm sorry.

1882
01:37:45,694 --> 01:37:47,821
You are my Beyonce, okay?

1883
01:37:47,905 --> 01:37:51,283
Not Dantay, not White Dantay, not Jeff,

1884
01:37:51,367 --> 01:37:54,411
and not the dude who look like
he sang with New Edition.

1885
01:37:54,495 --> 01:37:55,996
I'm so sorry.

1886
01:38:10,344 --> 01:38:12,638
Rapid fire. I gotta go rapid fire.

1887
01:38:36,245 --> 01:38:38,163
Here we go. Watch this right here.

1888
01:38:38,622 --> 01:38:39,581
<i>I said come on!</i>

1889
01:38:42,793 --> 01:38:43,836
What is this, man?

1890
01:38:43,919 --> 01:38:46,505
That look like a dead inch worm.

1891
01:38:48,715 --> 01:38:50,050
Who you trying to be? Morgan Freeman?

1892
01:38:53,429 --> 01:38:55,764
You played a heck of a game today, sir.

1893
01:38:55,848 --> 01:38:57,099
Appreciate you saying that, Coach.

1894
01:38:57,182 --> 01:38:59,768
You ever think about re-taking those SATs?

1895
01:38:59,852 --> 01:39:02,604
You have four years left
of eligibility, right?

1896
01:39:02,688 --> 01:39:04,440
I'm more of a Blue Devil man myself,
Coach.

1897
01:39:06,984 --> 01:39:07,985
Come on, Dax!

1898
01:39:10,320 --> 01:39:12,448
Too late, Drew. Too late.

1899
01:39:12,531 --> 01:39:14,658
Your old-ass legs broke up on you, Drew.