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Fucking towel.
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- MAN: ♪ Happy birthday ♪
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- Oh, thank you, Griffin.
- ♪ Happy birthday ♪
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- What?
- No problem, gorgeous.
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- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- MAN: Whose is it?
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Now you blow.
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Yeah, that's... Didn't she used
to have super breath that's...
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Hurricane Jane,
they used to call her.
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Do you know her breath
was once measured
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at 516 miles per hour?
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The highest speed
ever recorded on
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- the Beaufort wind force scale.
- Imagine the blowjobs.
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No, no, technically,
a blowjob is a misnomer
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because it involves the creation
of a vacuum via a suction
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rather than exhalation of air,
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which was Hurricane Jane's
power.
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When he was your sidekick,
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how could you resist
kicking his ass?
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Oh, self-control, earplugs.
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How long does this go on?
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Ready?
Give us a good blow, sweetheart.
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That's not nice.
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My tatties.
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Blow that, Rainbow.
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In your pocket, buddy.
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- Okay, don't.
- No, steady, Jerry.
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- Glasgow...
- Jerry, Jerry.
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- ...Rainbow.
- Jerry.
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I can't fucking control it.
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Christ, that's,
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that's one
bollocksed wheelchair.
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- Sorry, Windsor.
- Oh, that's all right.
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Luckily,
I landed on my colostomy bag.
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Oh, that's
really shocking. Sorry.
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Look, here at Dunmanor,
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we want you to have
as much freedom as possible.
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And we recognize
that your powers
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are part of who you are.
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But when those powers create
an unsafe environment
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for the other residents...
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...it is a concern.
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Now the last thing we want
is to have to downwardly manage
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your powers for the safety
of others.
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Downwardly manage my nut sack.
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- Now, now, fellas.
- So please,
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let's not have
any more incidents
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like Jerry's act
of super incontinence.
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Now, on a happier note,
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Hero Day is coming around again.
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- Yeah?
- Whoa!
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So, a lovely chance
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to meet all your many fans.
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And this year, we're hoping
there'll be an appearance
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from one of the world's
most admired superheroes.
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- Maximum Justice.
- Celestro.
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Hey.
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Oh, fuck that no talent
Lycra jockey.
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Yes, thank you, Raymond.
So, hope to see you all there.
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Oh, and don't forget
your blood tests this weekend
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- will be in the Lee room.
- Ah.
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Dolores, darling,
what a pretty blouse.
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- No, I will not.
- Sorry?
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- No, I just meant...
- I'm not a lesbian, you know.
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Which means that
this year's Hero Day...
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...will be even more exciting
for the good folks of Ireland.
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One of this year's
breakthrough heroes, Celestro,
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will be dropping in.
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- The celebrated hero...
- Oh, come on.
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Windsor,
do you know where the remote is?
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Yes.
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- Where is it?
- What's that?
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- The goddamn remote.
- Oh, absolutely, Ray.
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...we managed to catch up
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- with Celestro in the United...
- It's there.
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It's there, Windsor.
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You guys
can check out my website,
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- "Celestro.com"...
- You're nuts.
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...or "WhatWouldCelestroDo.com"
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Come over here. Oh, come on.
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Hashtag we
can all be heroes.
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- ...fast as you can.
- There, that's more like it. Mm.
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Your bicep curl, hammer curl.
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Keep your weights
in the same position.
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Straight up in the air.
Bring your elbows down.
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Reverse your bicep curl.
Bring it down.
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A little faster than that.
Come on, guys.
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Work it, one...
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two...
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- Pendle?
- Yeah?
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Prepare to have your ass
served up to you
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with a side order
of loser fries.
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You keep saying that.
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It ain't never happened yet.
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Eat my dust, Pendle.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Super speed.
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Super speed. Super speed.
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Eat my dust, Maximum Justice.
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Yeah!
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- Ow.
- Yes.
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Oh, man.
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Man, you almost took my eye out.
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I win, total failure.
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Now, why did you pick a name
like that?
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- 'Cause you move fast?
- Yes, like thunder.
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Black Lightning
was already taken.
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Well, that certainly
was some Afro you had back then.
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Yep. It was like
a black thunder cloud.
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- Ah.
- At least I didn't have to wear
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those thigh high boots
with all the high heel.
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Make you look
like some kind of hooker.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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This is bullshit.
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- ♪ Full of grace ♪
- Ow. Ow.
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Ted, it's only a little needle.
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- I hate needles.
- How is that possible?
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Don't you people catch bullets
in your teeth?
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I had more sensitive abilities.
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Shimmy here was only ever
a sidekick, come on.
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Hey...
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if it wasn't for us partners,
you heroes would be... Ow.
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Ow, ow, ow.
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What? What is that,
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a knitting needle?
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Okay, Ray.
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Here we go.
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Chocolates for everyone.
There you go, son.
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- Thanks.
- You want chocolate?
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I'm Maximum Justice.
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Feel my fists of justice.
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Sounds like he got
a football injury.
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Try the laser vision. Come on,
Dad, I found two on eBay.
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Hmm.
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Now I look like I got
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a football injury.
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Well,
your grandkids love it.
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Your kids and Rachel,
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how are they feeling
about the relocating?
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Are they gung-ho?
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Why don't you ask them yourself?
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They're here?
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- Wow! Why didn't you...
- No, I mean on Skype.
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Hey, honey.
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Hey, Mike. Your dad
still being a pain in the...
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- He's here.
- Hey, Ray.
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Hey, Rachel.
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You wanna say hi
to the grandkids?
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Sure.
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They're playing
with your action figures.
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Oh, that's cute.
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Celestro, you're so pretty.
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Celestro is smarter.
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- Maximum Justice is lame.
- I'm Maximum Justice
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Boring.
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Feel my fists of justice.
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You know, they made
a Shimmy action figure, too.
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Looked exactly like me.
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And another one
with a poisonous lead paint.
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Yeah.
The boy licked it and died.
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It was clearly stated
on the box.
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Avoid contact with eyes,
mouth and skin.
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And the court found in my favor.
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Did someone order
a white Russian?
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Ah, look who's here
fresh off his cruise.
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- Sadamir Putin.
- Ciao.
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Hey, dodgers of the coffin.
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How are you, gay boys?
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Are you still taking it up
the Rimsky-Korsakov?
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The Bolshoi ballet is that away,
you Rusky fuck.
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Go on.
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Dicksky.
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Why did they let them in here?
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Why did they make us crap
in the same john
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- with the bad guys?
- Why don't you just use a different toilet?
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Is he really a bad guy though?
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I mean he put a lot of villains
away when he turned
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state's evidence.
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- Oh, don't go soft on me, Ted.
- Yes, yes.
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Don't let the tiny penis go soft
on a gay boy.
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Goddamn Rusky super hearing.
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Alter-man!
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Fuck you,
you wee stink of Yankee piss.
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That's going
on your swear box tab, Jerry.
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Arms down, trousers up,
Bernard.
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You know what I like
about this place?
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The security.
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No supervillains
can get in here.
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What if they could fly?
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Fucking owls.
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I thought I'd find
you ladies out here.
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- Got a smoke?
- Yup.
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- I thought you'd quit?
- Nah.
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Allow me.
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Thanks.
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- Where's Jerry?
- You ain't heard?
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They pulled the trigger.
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Jerry's gonna have his powers
downwardly managed.
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Huh?
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- Ah, Jesus. Poor Jerry. What...
- It's either that or he might
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Glasgow Rainbow
somebody's head off.
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You ever think we'd end up
in here?
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Man, what's so bad about it?
You know, they made our beds
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every day, laundry, give us
mashed potatoes at night.
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Love me some mashed potatoes.
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Or I'd have longer with Marie
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before she was...
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- taken from me.
- Come on, Ted, she didn't die.
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- She ran off with the pool guy.
- She was taken from me.
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- I never saw that coming.
- I never saw anything coming.
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And I could see into the past.
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Well, you know who else
could see in the past, Windsor?
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Everybody.
It's called remembering shit.
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Come on, is this all we got
to look forward to,
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having our powers
downwardly managed
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for our own safety
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until eventually we just slip
into a coma and...
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watch endless reruns
of Murder, She Wrote?
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It doesn't have to end that way.
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They show Quincy
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in the afternoons now, too.
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Enough of all this self-pity.
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I'm gonna throw myself a nice,
deep bath
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and some perfume, some...
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incense...
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- all that good shit.
- I think I'll join you...
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in my own bath, I mean.
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On my own.
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Glasgow Rainbow.
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Jerry?
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Jerry?
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Flynn?
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By the power of Baldur's forge.
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Ah, bloody Baldur's forge.
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What an absolute honor
to have Madera Moonlight,
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the one and only,
here at Dunmanor.
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Ah, just Madera, thank you.
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Or Moonlight, of course,
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if you prefer to be
more informal.
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Ah, we prefer not to use
the old superhero nom de plumes
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here at the manor.
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It encourages a bit too much
excitement.
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Perish the thought.
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The Kirby dining room
is through there.
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Three sittings a day
with a menu to die for.
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Hmm, delightful.
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Oh, thank you.
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Total Thunder.
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I mean, Pendle Carpenter.
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Madera Moonlight. Whoa!
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You have not changed a bit,
girl.
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Oh, I know you're lying
but I like the way you do it.
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Raymond Windesky.
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Oh, oh my, Ray.
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- How the devil are you?
- I'm fine. Fine, Moonlight.
256
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,224
Oh, well.
257
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:30,695
Two ex-boyfriends
under one roof. Mm.
258
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,298
What could possibly go wrong?
259
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:37,702
Whoo.
260
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,888
Nothing's gonna go right for you
with that big gut you got there.
261
00:15:39,889 --> 00:15:42,073
Hey, never mind that.
262
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,641
I saw something strange
in Jerry's room.
263
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,376
Don't keep nosing
around Jerry's room, man.
264
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:49,213
This is gonna be too easy.
I will see you on the track.
265
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,226
Sorry.
266
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:04,329
I'd never get a job
at Downton Abbey.
267
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,431
What's this here?
268
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,668
I can tell your religion
in that outfit.
269
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:14,072
Yes, well, thanks for your help.
270
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,306
It's like there's,
271
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,609
there's a camel somewhere, yeah,
missing a toe.
272
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,714
- You get it?
- I'm afraid I do, which is why
273
00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:24,115
I'm taking that back.
274
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,250
- Run along now.
- That's...
275
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:28,119
Oh, and I'll take this, too.
276
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,088
Oh no, that's my own
personal use supply.
277
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,290
- That's... That's...
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
278
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,291
I got to...
279
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,573
- Oh.
- I'm so, so sorry.
280
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,441
No, no, I, uh...
281
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,477
No, I...
282
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,051
Oh, my goodness.
283
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,086
Oh.
284
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,724
- The blood test detected it.
- Hmm.
285
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,227
Metastasis rate,
when combined
286
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:12,296
with a normal hematopoietic
cell count would indicate.
287
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:19,303
So, maybe you have time
to put your affairs in order?
288
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,442
Shall I call any family for you?
289
00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:26,711
- I haven't got any.
- Ted.
290
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,313
As my old mom used to say,
291
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:32,750
"It's just one
of life's little upsy-daisies."
292
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,086
It's cancer.
293
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,754
I know it is, Ted,
294
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,624
and I know what it's like
to receive horrendous news.
295
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,459
I remember the day
my father died.
296
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,795
He was in a building
that collapsed.
297
00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:46,164
I thought my life
wasn't worth living after that.
298
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,066
But I found a reason to continue
299
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,468
and that's what
you've got to do, Ted.
300
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,169
What reason
do I have to continue?
301
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,336
Well...
302
00:17:53,807 --> 00:17:56,441
- do you like The Dubliners?
- Well...
303
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,679
great band.
304
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,615
I hung out with them
once back in the day.
305
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,351
My favorite...
306
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,655
- was Ronnie Drew.
- Yeah?
307
00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:15,359
Well, the tribute band is doing
a special gig here next month
308
00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:18,129
which, with any luck,
you'll still be around for.
309
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,131
Oh.
310
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:25,537
Hmm.
311
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,138
The Dubliners.
312
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,646
Hmm. Well, done Maximum Turtle...
313
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:38,516
I'm telling you, man,
there's something going on here.
314
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,519
There were signs of a fight
in Jerry's room
315
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:44,322
and that laundry van
in the middle of the night.
316
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,657
And now the guy's just gone.
317
00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:50,528
Are you talking about Jerry?
318
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,498
Yeah, man.
319
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,234
That Jerry?
320
00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:13,551
Jerry? How are you, man?
321
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:20,858
Uh...
322
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:24,195
Where were you last night?
What happened?
323
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:31,602
Madera? Oh, my God.
They got you, too?
324
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,706
No, I'm just totally baked.
325
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:42,413
I'm going to annihilate you.
326
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:47,585
Read this and start
with the weeping.
327
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,255
Why do we even let him play
with us?
328
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:52,757
It should be heroes only.
329
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,258
Come to think of it,
330
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:55,877
they don't have retirement homes
for villains, do they?
331
00:19:55,878 --> 00:19:57,495
They're called prisons, Ray.
332
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,730
With the information
I gave to CIA...
333
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,866
they put away
more supervillains
334
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,401
than all of you combined.
335
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:06,771
In a way you can say that Brian
is the biggest superhero of all.
336
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:09,273
Hey, what kind of a Rusky name
337
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:11,976
- is Brian, anyway?
- Changed it in Deepwell.
338
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,612
Big fan of Bryan Ferry
and Roxy Music.
339
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,547
What was your original name?
340
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,350
- Dmitri Shostakovich.
- Oh, no, no.
341
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,618
His music makes me sad
342
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:24,388
but Roxy Music,
they have sexy album covers
343
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,724
make little Brian very happy.
344
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,327
- Ah, Jesus.
- Moving right along.
345
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:33,231
Ray, what have you been doing
for the past few decades?
346
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:34,699
Did you marry?
347
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:38,236
Yeah, briefly and then
she wised up to me.
348
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:41,372
One son, couple of grandkids
and then I retired.
349
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:42,506
What about you?
350
00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:44,976
You never were one
for the details, were you?
351
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,412
Me, well...
352
00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:51,482
I moved permanently to the US
353
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,552
and settled down
and after I got my
354
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,420
- Congressional Medal of Honor...
- Whoa.
355
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,389
Just dropped that one in there.
356
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,425
- Then my husband died.
- Sorry.
357
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,294
So, I went to live
with my daughter
358
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,896
until I realized
that what she wanted
359
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:08,933
was a babysitter for her kids.
360
00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:12,570
So, I'm back in the motherland,
361
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:14,272
in a home.
362
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,608
Okay, gentlemen...
363
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:17,675
...five-card draw.
364
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,477
- Everybody in?
- Yup. Go.
365
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,280
- Ante up, please.
- Let's make this interesting.
366
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,982
- I'm all in, 200.
- Raise 50.
367
00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:28,719
- Oh.
- Oops.
368
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,921
- I'm out.
- I'm gone.
369
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:32,423
Hmm.
370
00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:35,393
All right, I'll see you.
371
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,763
Whoa,
you just lowered the ante, Ray.
372
00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:41,732
No, no, this is a first edition
action figure,
373
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:44,769
collector's item,
still in the box.
374
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:49,040
Don't talk massive shit of bull.
Nobody cares about you.
375
00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:51,709
Never mind tiny plastic version
of you.
376
00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:54,578
The watch. The Rolex.
377
00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:56,480
Well, this was a gift to me
378
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:59,350
from the ambassador to France,
no less.
379
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,753
Gave it to me for, I don't know,
some fucking reason or other.
380
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:07,491
Three of a kind.
381
00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:12,029
- Straight. Oops.
- Oh.
382
00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:15,066
I guess you'll have to suck
on big Russian balls.
383
00:22:15,068 --> 00:22:16,600
You were using
your x-ray vision...
384
00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:17,868
I don't have vision powers.
385
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:20,905
- You lying commie fuck...
- Guys, guys.
386
00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:22,073
Not the time.
387
00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:25,409
What?
388
00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:27,945
Oh no, no.
389
00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:30,681
- Your friend, Jerry.
- Oh no, I'm sorry.
390
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,683
Are you kidding me?
391
00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:41,859
This is a sham, Ted.
392
00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:43,761
Where are all the world leaders?
393
00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:45,029
Where's the press?
394
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:46,964
For Christ's sake,
Jerry stopped the moon
395
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:50,401
- from colliding with the earth.
- Nice to see that Alan made it.
396
00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:56,941
- Poor Alan.
- He's in pieces.
397
00:23:01,114 --> 00:23:06,384
♪ And grace, my fears ♪
398
00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:08,652
You saw him
after he was downwardly managed.
399
00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:10,121
He was a vegetable.
400
00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:13,157
And that was what
finished him off.
401
00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:14,625
Come on, Max.
402
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:19,029
Residents have had their powers downwardly
managed before and they're fine.
403
00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:20,598
There was nothing wrong
with him before.
404
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,700
- Nothing.
- As the saying goes,
405
00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:25,436
what the caterpillar calls
the end of the world,
406
00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:28,672
the master calls the butterfly.
407
00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:32,176
Earth to earth,
ashes to ashes...
408
00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:34,912
- dust to dust...
- It ain't right.
409
00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:39,683
It ain't right.
410
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,755
Okay, everybody,
411
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,424
- the bus is here. All aboard.
- Have fun.
412
00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:47,525
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
413
00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:48,959
...got their hero costumes
414
00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:50,505
on underneath.
415
00:23:50,506 --> 00:23:52,050
We don't want a repeat
of last year
416
00:23:52,051 --> 00:23:53,598
when Ted accidentally
flashed that ten-year-old.
417
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,933
For the hundredth time
the wind caught my towel.
418
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:58,068
Alter-man!
419
00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:00,171
That's the spirit, Bernard.
420
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:17,922
Lost your way have you,
421
00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:18,956
- old-timer?
- What?
422
00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:20,558
Oh.
423
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:24,462
I... I don't know,
I was just looking for the john
424
00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:25,763
or jacks or whatever.
425
00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:29,934
I think I'm getting a little confused
in my old age, you know what I mean?
426
00:24:29,936 --> 00:24:31,769
I know how easy that could be.
427
00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:33,171
Do you want me to help you
428
00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:36,474
- with your toileting?
- Just you fucking dare.
429
00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:47,718
Raymond Windesky.
430
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,720
Tick. You just made it.
431
00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:51,856
Where would Hero Day
be without you?
432
00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:56,126
Well...
433
00:24:56,629 --> 00:24:58,263
...I see you drew
the short straw, Madera.
434
00:24:58,264 --> 00:25:00,097
We figured, because of your
prostate problem,
435
00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:01,765
you should be closer
to the bathroom.
436
00:25:01,767 --> 00:25:04,535
Oh, planning on going
in your seat again, Pendle?
437
00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:06,804
Nice, isn't it?
438
00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:09,240
The old crime fighting duo
back together.
439
00:25:09,242 --> 00:25:10,574
Oh, yeah.
440
00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:13,143
And, it's close to the bathroom.
441
00:25:14,247 --> 00:25:16,180
Oh, just shoot me now.
442
00:25:52,618 --> 00:25:54,084
Jesus, that's it?
443
00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:57,755
- This is Hero Day?
- This is just the regional one.
444
00:25:57,757 --> 00:25:59,189
The big one is in New York.
445
00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:01,725
Well, thank God,
we didn't go to that one.
446
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,328
All those cheering crowds
and groupies,
447
00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:05,763
that would've been a nightmare.
448
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:06,898
Are we early?
449
00:26:07,567 --> 00:26:09,600
I think the term is "forgotten".
450
00:26:13,005 --> 00:26:16,106
And get to take a picture
with your favorite superhero.
451
00:26:16,309 --> 00:26:18,909
Mighty hero number 178,
452
00:26:19,045 --> 00:26:20,878
Pendle Carpenter.
453
00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:25,616
- Are you famous?
- Sure I am.
454
00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:28,085
Maximum Justice.
455
00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:30,821
Then how come I haven't heard
of you?
456
00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:34,191
Just keep on walking,
Sinead O'Connor.
457
00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:38,963
Tina.
458
00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:42,933
♪ Something crazy
Goin' down tonight ♪
459
00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:49,206
♪ Feel it in the air
It feels all right ♪
460
00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:50,274
Let's, uh...
461
00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:04,054
It is you, isn't it?
462
00:27:04,657 --> 00:27:08,659
It sure is. Maximum Justice.
463
00:27:08,661 --> 00:27:10,761
- I love you.
- Oh.
464
00:27:11,063 --> 00:27:13,330
- Can I get your autograph?
- Oh, sure.
465
00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:16,166
No, no.
466
00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:17,936
Sign these.
467
00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:26,076
♪ Well ♪
468
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:30,748
♪ Woah-oh ♪
469
00:27:31,951 --> 00:27:34,184
♪ Well ♪
470
00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:38,656
♪ Woah-oh ♪
471
00:27:39,091 --> 00:27:40,924
Yoohoo! Ray.
472
00:27:44,930 --> 00:27:48,799
♪ Relax, don't do it
When you want to go to it ♪
473
00:27:48,801 --> 00:27:52,336
♪ Relax, don't do it
When you want to come ♪
474
00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:54,672
♪ Relax, don't do it ♪
475
00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:58,776
♪ When you want to sock it to it
Relax, don't do it ♪
476
00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:02,012
♪ When you want to come ♪
477
00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:05,349
What the fuck?
478
00:28:05,785 --> 00:28:06,785
Hey!
479
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,887
Hey, you guys!
Look over there!
480
00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:13,257
It's the Glasgow Rainbow,
down there.
481
00:28:13,426 --> 00:28:14,825
Look.
482
00:28:14,827 --> 00:28:16,393
♪ When you want to come ♪
483
00:28:19,765 --> 00:28:22,733
Ted! Ted, look!
Look over there!
484
00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:29,339
I'm telling you,
I saw something weird
485
00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:30,774
going on in there. Come on.
486
00:28:30,776 --> 00:28:33,177
What? Weirder
than a 70-year-old man
487
00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:35,345
looking through the skylight
of a toilet.
488
00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:37,715
Goddamn it! I saw one
of these kids playing
489
00:28:37,717 --> 00:28:40,884
with Jerry's rainbow powers.
Nobody else has that same power.
490
00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:42,986
Are you sure you're not smelling
burning toast, Max?
491
00:28:42,988 --> 00:28:44,922
I'm not having a stroke, Ted.
492
00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:46,724
I saw Flynn in there with him.
493
00:28:46,726 --> 00:28:48,058
- Flynn?
- Yeah, Flynn.
494
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,727
Hey, guys. Guys.
495
00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:51,095
I'm all for working as a team
496
00:28:51,097 --> 00:28:52,830
but this is where I draw
the line.
497
00:29:03,175 --> 00:29:05,743
Go.
498
00:29:21,827 --> 00:29:22,860
- Hey.
- Jesus.
499
00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:24,962
- I've only been two minutes.
- Sorry.
500
00:29:30,202 --> 00:29:31,435
I know what I saw.
501
00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:35,005
- Not too much, I hope.
- Hey, I'm done with you, ace.
502
00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:39,176
Enough of your dumb ass
conspiracy theories.
503
00:29:40,146 --> 00:29:42,146
Not every conspiracy
is a theory, you know.
504
00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:44,481
Enough.
505
00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:47,885
If no one minds
I'll just grab this opportunity.
506
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,559
Well, talk
amongst yourselves,
507
00:29:55,561 --> 00:29:57,561
I can't go
if you're all just listening.
508
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,140
Ladies and gentlemen...
509
00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:11,842
Slainte!
510
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,514
Mwah.
511
00:30:17,883 --> 00:30:21,518
The one,
the only, Celestro!
512
00:30:23,522 --> 00:30:25,355
And I thought
he was just seagull shit
513
00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:26,924
that dropped
from the sky unwanted.
514
00:30:27,092 --> 00:30:28,560
I just flew
across the Atlantic
515
00:30:28,561 --> 00:30:30,327
from Hero Day in New York.
516
00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:32,129
Just like Phil Collins,
Live Aid.
517
00:30:32,131 --> 00:30:34,932
Yeah, he did a set in London
then jumped on the Concord,
518
00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:36,200
did a set in Philadelphia.
519
00:30:36,202 --> 00:30:37,601
Yeah, yeah and they both sucked.
520
00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:40,103
Are you guys
the superheroes from Dunmanor?
521
00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:42,039
- Sure.
- That's fantastic.
522
00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:45,943
Without you, I wouldn't be
the man I am today.
523
00:30:46,212 --> 00:30:47,344
Right.
524
00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:49,546
I will look for my will to live.
525
00:30:51,417 --> 00:30:53,317
And what's your name, young sir?
526
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,221
Come on now, don't be shy.
527
00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:02,326
Maximum Justice.
528
00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:04,895
- Maximum Justice?
- Yeah.
529
00:31:06,465 --> 00:31:08,565
Like the Maximum Justice?
530
00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:11,869
Sir, you were
like my favorite superhero
531
00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:14,288
when I was kid.
532
00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:15,340
- You're totally my inspiration.
- Yeah?
533
00:31:15,341 --> 00:31:19,042
Oh, wow! If there is anything
I can do to repay you,
534
00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:20,444
just let me know, okay?
535
00:31:20,946 --> 00:31:22,946
Well, you know...
536
00:31:24,016 --> 00:31:26,116
actually there is.
537
00:31:26,118 --> 00:31:28,652
Recently,
one of my best friends died
538
00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:31,154
and the rotten kids
in this little town,
539
00:31:31,156 --> 00:31:32,890
they stole his superpowers
540
00:31:32,892 --> 00:31:34,424
and I've told everyone about it
541
00:31:34,426 --> 00:31:36,526
but they think
I'm hallucinating. I'm not.
542
00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:39,296
I'm sharp.
I'm sharp as a tack.
543
00:31:40,466 --> 00:31:42,065
Okay.
544
00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:46,670
Well, I hope you get
to the bottom of all of that.
545
00:31:46,672 --> 00:31:49,973
And, um, I'll see you real soon.
Okay?
546
00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:53,677
Oh my God, is that Moonlight?
547
00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:56,580
I can't believe it.
You were like...
548
00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:58,282
- ...my favorite superhero...
- Oh.
549
00:31:58,284 --> 00:31:59,524
...when I was a kid.
550
00:32:00,452 --> 00:32:02,386
Okay, everybody.
551
00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:05,389
That was about as much fun
as an MRI scan.
552
00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:08,292
Right.
Who's for a little sing-song?
553
00:32:08,294 --> 00:32:09,459
- Whoa!
- Yay!
554
00:32:09,461 --> 00:32:11,595
Hey, Flynn!
We're not fucking children.
555
00:32:12,064 --> 00:32:13,263
I should hope not.
556
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:16,633
I... I meant, we're not children.
You know what I mean.
557
00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:18,335
- Ah, never mind.
- I know...
558
00:32:18,337 --> 00:32:19,670
Hey.
559
00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:24,474
Those are the kids
that are messing
560
00:32:24,476 --> 00:32:25,609
with Jerry's rainbow.
561
00:32:26,078 --> 00:32:28,378
- Oh, not this again.
- Yes, this again.
562
00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:30,213
We gotta find out
what they're up to.
563
00:32:30,215 --> 00:32:32,115
Time for you to do your thing,
Shimmy.
564
00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:35,485
- We got to get off this tin can.
- I'm tired, Ray.
565
00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:37,020
I don't feel too good.
566
00:32:37,690 --> 00:32:39,089
I need you, Ted.
567
00:32:39,091 --> 00:32:40,424
You know what happens these days
568
00:32:40,426 --> 00:32:43,493
- when I use my power?
- Just do it. Do it.
569
00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:02,746
Oh God, it's gotten worse.
570
00:33:03,248 --> 00:33:05,582
- I can't help it.
- Oh, it really stinks.
571
00:33:06,051 --> 00:33:08,285
It's like somebody took
a burning tire,
572
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,053
stuffed it full of rotten eggs,
573
00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:11,989
and then shoved it up
a skunk's ass.
574
00:33:12,257 --> 00:33:14,491
- That's cruel.
- We got to get
575
00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:16,393
in that pub,
see what those kids are up to.
576
00:33:18,564 --> 00:33:19,663
In a minute.
577
00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:26,670
Sometime today, ladies.
Come on.
578
00:33:27,272 --> 00:33:29,523
- Do we make our move now?
- No.
579
00:33:29,524 --> 00:33:31,776
We'll just stay frosty.
We don't wanna lose sight of them.
580
00:33:31,777 --> 00:33:33,417
- Yeah, you're up next.
- Roger that.
581
00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:38,081
Remember, when we went
up against Reactor Man?
582
00:33:38,083 --> 00:33:40,183
Super dense fist
that could topple
583
00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:42,686
- a building with a single punch?
- Yeah, come on, yo.
584
00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:45,722
Smacked me into the side
of the Golden Gate Bridge.
585
00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:47,324
Nope.
586
00:33:47,326 --> 00:33:49,259
You must remember
then I fought back
587
00:33:49,261 --> 00:33:52,129
by shimmying him
under water into the bay.
588
00:33:52,131 --> 00:33:53,397
Then he shot out of the water,
589
00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:55,365
I smacked him
into that taco stand
590
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:58,235
and shimmied him
right into San Quentin,
591
00:33:58,237 --> 00:34:00,270
lock it up, threw away the key.
592
00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:02,672
Well, I remember the taco stand,
yes.
593
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:06,043
Typical.
The proudest moment of my career
594
00:34:06,045 --> 00:34:09,046
- and you remember the tacos.
- Well, I...
595
00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:13,250
Oh my God, they're gone.
596
00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:14,252
Let's go.
597
00:34:18,157 --> 00:34:22,125
Wait.
598
00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:29,399
Look over there.
599
00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:32,302
You do know
these aren't the same kids?
600
00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:37,507
- Come on.
- No, Max. Max.
601
00:34:41,713 --> 00:34:43,313
Evening, fellas.
602
00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:46,817
- Oh, and ladies.
- Careful, Grandpa.
603
00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:50,554
All right, that's it.
Out of the car.
604
00:34:50,722 --> 00:34:52,722
- Are you fucking senile, man?
- No.
605
00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:56,460
And I don't usually fight girls,
so you just stay cool.
606
00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:59,429
You're all under arrest.
607
00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:02,599
- Are you's the pension police?
- I'm Maximum Justice.
608
00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:05,135
And this is my sidekick...
609
00:35:05,137 --> 00:35:07,404
- Actually, I'm his partner.
- ...Shimmy.
610
00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:09,506
And we're gonna bring
you all in.
611
00:35:10,109 --> 00:35:11,709
Who did you nick that phone
from, Grandad?
612
00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:13,830
That looks like mine,
did you nick that phone from me?
613
00:35:14,413 --> 00:35:16,146
Are you touching me up?
614
00:35:16,147 --> 00:35:17,882
No, I... Wait, wait now, come on.
We don't want any...
615
00:35:17,883 --> 00:35:19,382
Fucking old pervs
just touched me up.
616
00:35:19,384 --> 00:35:20,350
- No.
- Guys,
617
00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:22,402
we're just a couple of old men,
out for a walk.
618
00:35:22,403 --> 00:35:24,453
I don't care if you're
the fucking Jonas Brothers.
619
00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:25,822
My girl wants her phone back.
620
00:35:26,158 --> 00:35:28,258
- Easy boy.
- Oh, oh.
621
00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:30,193
- Max.
- I'm looking at fucking idiots.
622
00:35:30,195 --> 00:35:31,361
This ain't no game.
623
00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:32,829
You're getting mugged,
you hear me?
624
00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:34,298
Now, give us your phones
and your fucking wallets...
625
00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:35,500
- Max.
- ...before your little bone show
626
00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:37,634
- gets cut up here.
- I'd give 'em, partner.
627
00:35:38,403 --> 00:35:39,402
No.
628
00:35:39,404 --> 00:35:41,638
What the fuck
did you just say to me?
629
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,606
No.
630
00:35:42,608 --> 00:35:44,274
Are you having a turn old-timer?
631
00:35:44,276 --> 00:35:47,477
Max.
632
00:35:48,213 --> 00:35:50,814
Max.
633
00:35:53,185 --> 00:35:54,451
What the fuck?
634
00:35:57,789 --> 00:35:59,823
I'm gonna knock the fucking shit
out of you.
635
00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:04,694
Go.
636
00:36:04,696 --> 00:36:06,396
Let's get the
fuck out of here.
637
00:36:06,732 --> 00:36:07,931
Max.
638
00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:14,738
- Fuck me.
- Max, they're just kids.
639
00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:20,343
Feel my fists of justice!
640
00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:21,444
Max!
641
00:36:23,582 --> 00:36:25,215
Hey!
642
00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:28,518
Sex rampage?
643
00:36:29,288 --> 00:36:31,454
- Sidekick.
- That's a bunch of crap.
644
00:36:31,456 --> 00:36:34,192
- You know what the most shocking thing about this is?
- That printed papers
645
00:36:34,193 --> 00:36:34,958
is still a thing?
646
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,694
That it was you two.
Two of my favorite boys.
647
00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:38,762
My best...
648
00:36:39,331 --> 00:36:41,431
Oh, Alicia, come on.
649
00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:43,900
Look, if it were up to me,
I'd let it go
650
00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:45,669
but the powers that be, they...
651
00:36:46,572 --> 00:36:49,306
Someone needs to be made
an example of.
652
00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:53,343
It was me.
The pub was my idea.
653
00:36:54,780 --> 00:36:56,213
No.
654
00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:59,516
- No, it was me.
- I thought as much.
655
00:36:59,851 --> 00:37:01,484
You can leave, Ted.
656
00:37:10,696 --> 00:37:12,495
Raymond, why?
657
00:37:15,334 --> 00:37:16,433
Because...
658
00:37:17,803 --> 00:37:18,969
I'm a hero.
659
00:37:19,638 --> 00:37:20,971
Don't you understand?
660
00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,440
I'm a goddamn hero.
661
00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:25,842
Look, the federation want
to throw you out of here
662
00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:27,377
because of this.
663
00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:28,678
I fought for you,
664
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:32,449
but I'm afraid they now see
you as a public liability.
665
00:37:33,518 --> 00:37:34,718
Raymond, I'm sorry
666
00:37:34,953 --> 00:37:36,419
but they're insisting
your powers
667
00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:38,388
be downwardly managed.
668
00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:48,765
What were you
thinking, Ray?
669
00:37:49,368 --> 00:37:51,901
I ain't afraid to die.
670
00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:55,538
You're not gonna die.
You're gonna be fine.
671
00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:57,907
Oh, you mean like Jerry
was fine?
672
00:37:58,543 --> 00:38:02,045
We've been through all of this.
It was just Jerry's time.
673
00:38:02,047 --> 00:38:05,382
Yeah? And how about that kid
with Jerry's rainbow?
674
00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:09,619
Anybody see this? Any of this?
675
00:38:12,524 --> 00:38:14,591
Does anyone find it
convenient that Brian
676
00:38:14,593 --> 00:38:16,426
wasn't out there
with us yesterday?
677
00:38:16,561 --> 00:38:18,495
Why would Brian
wanna kill Jerry?
678
00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:20,897
Oh, I don't know,
he's a villain.
679
00:38:20,899 --> 00:38:23,500
That's what villains do.
He's in on this.
680
00:38:23,502 --> 00:38:26,736
I buy Brian wanting to kill you,
you're an irritating man,
681
00:38:26,738 --> 00:38:27,937
but Jerry's harmless.
682
00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:31,641
Max, a man has died. I'm gonna.
683
00:38:32,077 --> 00:38:35,345
We're all going to.
Just let it go.
684
00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:38,848
Good afternoon,
I need a moment of your time.
685
00:38:39,017 --> 00:38:42,986
Now, I'm afraid to say,
Raymond's actions constituted
686
00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:46,623
a flagrant breach of the rules
and as a result,
687
00:38:46,792 --> 00:38:49,626
I'm under orders to assess
the ability of all of you
688
00:38:49,628 --> 00:38:52,095
- to control your powers.
- Oh.
689
00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:54,397
- What? No, you...
- I'm truly sorry but
690
00:38:54,399 --> 00:38:57,534
anybody unable to meet
the basic criteria
691
00:38:57,536 --> 00:39:01,071
will understandably have
their powers downwardly managed.
692
00:39:01,073 --> 00:39:02,505
No.
693
00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:03,606
Stupid mother fu...
694
00:39:03,608 --> 00:39:08,044
Now, on a brighter note,
don't forget that today is
695
00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:09,486
- Tuna Bake Tuesday.
- Uh-huh.
696
00:39:09,614 --> 00:39:11,114
Yummy.
697
00:39:11,950 --> 00:39:14,784
I do like tuna.
698
00:39:19,725 --> 00:39:21,658
Okay, Dolores, love.
699
00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:23,960
This is a simple task,
designed to gauge
700
00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:26,029
your level of control
over your abilities.
701
00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:29,599
- Well, I've never had any complaints from the gentleman...
- Dolores...
702
00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:31,681
- ...that I've been...
- ...freeze the water, please.
703
00:39:53,859 --> 00:39:54,859
Very good.
704
00:39:56,828 --> 00:39:57,927
Thank...
705
00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:14,878
Okay, Eagle Wings,
ready and fly!
706
00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:20,917
Soar like an eagle.
707
00:40:26,892 --> 00:40:28,658
And the eagle
has landed.
708
00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:33,763
Okay, Brian, and destroy
the mannequin safely.
709
00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:36,099
Brian not perform like a monkey
for you.
710
00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:38,835
In which case, you won't mind
being downwardly managed.
711
00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:48,445
Now, you want me to peel banana?
712
00:41:03,028 --> 00:41:04,994
It doesn't always work.
713
00:41:06,698 --> 00:41:10,667
I'm not entirely sure
what your powers are, Madera.
714
00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:13,703
Oh, don't worry, you can just
downwardly manage me.
715
00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:16,473
- That's fine.
- Thing is, we do need to know
716
00:41:16,475 --> 00:41:19,142
- for the form.
- I channel energy
717
00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:21,177
from the negative dimension
to invoke
718
00:41:21,179 --> 00:41:22,712
the power of the Elder Gods.
719
00:41:23,615 --> 00:41:26,115
Ah, gives me a bit of a headache
in the process.
720
00:41:26,585 --> 00:41:28,852
We do actually need to see this.
721
00:41:50,709 --> 00:41:52,141
Oh, very good.
722
00:42:20,906 --> 00:42:22,305
Do you have an aspirin?
723
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,780
Oh, oh, oh.
724
00:42:31,082 --> 00:42:34,217
Hey.
725
00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:47,297
There is no
room for you here.
726
00:42:54,706 --> 00:42:55,705
Oh.
727
00:42:55,707 --> 00:42:58,007
So,
this is how I'm to be treated
728
00:42:58,009 --> 00:43:02,145
for trying to expose a cover-up
that was right under our nose.
729
00:43:02,614 --> 00:43:04,747
- Change the channel, Ray.
- Nobody cares
730
00:43:04,749 --> 00:43:06,316
- about your delusions.
- Delusions?
731
00:43:06,318 --> 00:43:07,951
You know what?
You're in this, Brian.
732
00:43:07,953 --> 00:43:10,054
I don't know how, but somehow,
you're involved in this.
733
00:43:10,055 --> 00:43:11,921
Stop making this bullshit.
734
00:43:12,057 --> 00:43:14,057
It's because of you
we're all going to get
735
00:43:14,059 --> 00:43:15,892
our powers managing
to downward.
736
00:43:16,127 --> 00:43:18,861
And you have the big hairy balls
to call me a villain.
737
00:43:18,863 --> 00:43:21,164
They should stop calling you
Maximum Justice,
738
00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:23,766
they should call you
Maximum Hairy Balls.
739
00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:25,068
- Oh.
- Please,
740
00:43:25,070 --> 00:43:27,036
man's balls are as smooth
as an egg.
741
00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:30,907
You know what? Fuck this.
742
00:43:30,909 --> 00:43:32,909
Oh, boy.
743
00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:35,144
What? They are.
744
00:43:35,347 --> 00:43:38,014
You change in and out of Lycra
with the man for 30 years,
745
00:43:38,016 --> 00:43:39,016
you've seen it.
746
00:43:58,169 --> 00:44:01,237
Maybe, you're cuddling
up with a loved one but if you're not,
747
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:03,206
don't let those lonely thoughts
get you down.
748
00:44:03,375 --> 00:44:05,808
Coming up
is a little bit of Celine Dion
749
00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:07,176
with "All By Myself".
750
00:44:07,178 --> 00:44:08,378
You got to be shitting me.
751
00:44:08,380 --> 00:44:11,014
I'm here to take
all you night owls to the...
752
00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:13,816
That was "Alone" by Heart
753
00:44:13,818 --> 00:44:16,653
but now hankies
at the ready, for "Solitaire".
754
00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:20,757
- Ugh, goddammit!
- I'm worried about Ray.
755
00:44:21,393 --> 00:44:23,159
Ted, you were his sidekick, huh?
756
00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:24,160
Again, partner.
757
00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:26,930
What I'm saying is you know
the guy.
758
00:44:26,931 --> 00:44:29,699
You also seem to know enough
about his egg-smooth balls.
759
00:44:31,069 --> 00:44:33,102
The thing you need to know
about Max
760
00:44:33,104 --> 00:44:35,672
and this informs everything
that he does...
761
00:44:36,675 --> 00:44:40,176
- is Max is basically...
- Ostracized
762
00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:43,212
from the pride,
the wounded aged male lion
763
00:44:43,381 --> 00:44:45,948
is forced to wander
the savanna alone
764
00:44:46,217 --> 00:44:49,185
before he finds a quiet spot
to lick his wounds
765
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,721
and eventually die a lonely,
766
00:44:51,723 --> 00:44:53,790
- painful death.
- Oh, come on.
767
00:44:54,159 --> 00:44:55,479
But because of your own
stupidity,
768
00:44:55,827 --> 00:44:57,393
the entire castle is now dead.
769
00:44:57,395 --> 00:44:59,862
That is all your fault.
Do you understand me?
770
00:44:59,864 --> 00:45:01,864
- Your fault.
- Hang him!
771
00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:05,268
- Hang him!
- Which is why he always smiles
772
00:45:05,270 --> 00:45:07,336
whenever he sees
the color mauve.
773
00:45:07,472 --> 00:45:10,773
But that's Max, a warrior,
a thinker
774
00:45:11,176 --> 00:45:13,409
and a world-class
interior decorator.
775
00:45:13,411 --> 00:45:14,944
The question
that has been asked,
776
00:45:14,946 --> 00:45:18,014
is do you think that Jerry
got his powers stolen?
777
00:45:18,016 --> 00:45:20,317
- Or is Ray being paranoid?
- No, I think they were stolen.
778
00:45:20,318 --> 00:45:21,451
Why?
779
00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:23,753
Well, as Einstein says,
780
00:45:23,755 --> 00:45:25,955
"The important thing
is to not stop questioning."
781
00:45:25,957 --> 00:45:29,392
The curiosity has its own reason
for existing.
782
00:45:29,394 --> 00:45:32,061
Ah, I see.
You're just spouting bullshit,
783
00:45:32,197 --> 00:45:34,464
dropping names like Einstein
784
00:45:34,466 --> 00:45:36,866
to cover for Ray
'cause you're his sidekick.
785
00:45:36,868 --> 00:45:39,802
Partner. And damn right
I'm backing him up.
786
00:45:39,804 --> 00:45:41,838
- It's called loyalty.
- Ah.
787
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,841
Hey, Ted, come on.
Don't go.
788
00:45:44,843 --> 00:45:47,810
We haven't finished taking
all your money off you yet.
789
00:45:48,146 --> 00:45:49,913
Please, come on back.
790
00:46:30,121 --> 00:46:31,387
Hello?
791
00:46:44,502 --> 00:46:46,169
"Federation Detention Center."
792
00:46:53,444 --> 00:46:55,111
"Release of prisoner"?
793
00:46:56,214 --> 00:46:57,313
What?
794
00:46:58,249 --> 00:47:00,149
"Ability to absorb."
795
00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:25,308
Fair enough.
796
00:47:25,877 --> 00:47:28,277
You're saying that someone
inside here
797
00:47:28,479 --> 00:47:31,180
has the power of absorption?
798
00:47:31,382 --> 00:47:32,381
I don't know.
799
00:47:32,383 --> 00:47:34,851
Absorbing other
people's superpowers?
800
00:47:34,853 --> 00:47:37,220
I think so but
I can't be sure.
801
00:47:37,222 --> 00:47:39,305
I had to get out of there.
802
00:47:39,306 --> 00:47:41,389
You mentioned a blueprint
with some sort of device?
803
00:47:41,392 --> 00:47:42,558
- Pendle.
- What?
804
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,595
- It was a private conversation.
- Well, your voice carries.
805
00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:48,264
Okay, they are guilty.
806
00:47:48,967 --> 00:47:52,001
First, I see Flynn driving
the laundry van,
807
00:47:52,003 --> 00:47:53,903
late the night they take Jerry.
808
00:47:53,905 --> 00:47:55,271
He's a wonderful chap.
809
00:47:55,907 --> 00:47:58,441
Gave me blanket bath
the other night.
810
00:47:58,443 --> 00:48:02,211
- Such sensitive hands.
- I don't buy Flynn's a villain.
811
00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:04,380
Well, neither do I.
I mean, he could kill you
812
00:48:04,382 --> 00:48:07,416
- with kindness kumbayas.
- Yeah, damn right.
813
00:48:07,418 --> 00:48:09,352
He's more
like a Dudley goddamn Do-Right
814
00:48:09,354 --> 00:48:12,922
- than a criminal mastermind.
- Yeah, but, you know who isn't?
815
00:48:15,093 --> 00:48:16,109
Brian.
816
00:48:16,110 --> 00:48:17,127
And I saw him in the lobby
the other day,
817
00:48:17,128 --> 00:48:19,996
handing Flynn, something,
probably cash.
818
00:48:19,998 --> 00:48:22,632
- Where is Brian, anyway?
- Morning, everyone.
819
00:48:22,634 --> 00:48:24,567
Good news, Raymond,
your son's here.
820
00:48:26,304 --> 00:48:28,371
Nope, bad news, Alicia.
821
00:48:29,374 --> 00:48:31,540
We're on to you.
822
00:48:31,542 --> 00:48:33,276
You're not only
downwardly managing
823
00:48:33,278 --> 00:48:34,310
people's powers,
824
00:48:34,312 --> 00:48:37,947
- you're absorbing them.
- Goodness, me! Really?
825
00:48:37,949 --> 00:48:39,015
- Yes.
- Why?
826
00:48:39,017 --> 00:48:41,150
I... I don't know but I...
827
00:48:41,152 --> 00:48:43,552
I know that Brian's definitely
involved, right, Ted?
828
00:48:44,689 --> 00:48:47,423
Well, you're kind of putting me
on the spot here.
829
00:48:48,493 --> 00:48:49,659
Maybe.
830
00:48:49,661 --> 00:48:53,029
So, I'm absorbing
all your powers and giving them
831
00:48:53,031 --> 00:48:54,297
to Brian, am I?
832
00:48:54,299 --> 00:48:56,232
Or some kids in the town,
we're not sure.
833
00:48:56,234 --> 00:48:59,702
And there are... are blueprints
for a secret machine.
834
00:48:59,704 --> 00:49:01,671
Well, we don't know
if it's a secret machine,
835
00:49:01,673 --> 00:49:03,122
exactly.
836
00:49:03,123 --> 00:49:04,572
Just so I got this clear
in my head.
837
00:49:04,575 --> 00:49:07,443
Brian and I are taking
all your powers
838
00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:10,546
and giving them to some kids
in the town?
839
00:49:10,548 --> 00:49:13,316
- Hmm.
- I have to admit it sounds less convincing
840
00:49:13,318 --> 00:49:16,118
- when you hear it out loud.
- And there's a machine,
841
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,621
- which may or may not be secret.
- Damn right.
842
00:49:18,623 --> 00:49:20,423
And remind me,
why am I doing all this?
843
00:49:20,425 --> 00:49:22,124
- You tell me.
- Right, well,
844
00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:23,686
let me have a think
and get back to you.
845
00:49:23,695 --> 00:49:26,729
In the meantime, Raymond,
can I just say that,
846
00:49:27,131 --> 00:49:30,466
I'm hearing a lot of anger
and frustration from you
847
00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:32,702
and I think
you're bottling it up inside,
848
00:49:32,704 --> 00:49:36,272
and I just want you to know
that I'm here for you
849
00:49:36,274 --> 00:49:37,674
- whenever you want to talk.
- Oh.
850
00:49:37,675 --> 00:49:40,710
Well, I do have two words
for you right now.
851
00:49:41,145 --> 00:49:43,212
The first word begins with "F"
852
00:49:43,214 --> 00:49:46,415
and the second one ends
with "uck off"!
853
00:49:46,417 --> 00:49:48,451
Again, lot of anger.
854
00:49:48,619 --> 00:49:51,020
Meantime,
you're son's still waiting
855
00:49:51,022 --> 00:49:53,723
in the visitors room. Boop.
856
00:49:53,725 --> 00:49:57,193
Mike, I'm telling you,
857
00:49:57,528 --> 00:49:59,328
they're stealing our powers.
858
00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:01,064
- They're absorbing them.
- Yeah, Dad,
859
00:50:01,065 --> 00:50:02,498
can I talk to you
about something
860
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:03,766
that actually happened?
861
00:50:04,268 --> 00:50:06,335
What?
You think I'm going senile?
862
00:50:06,471 --> 00:50:09,205
- I'm dementia-ridden?
- I didn't get the job, Dad.
863
00:50:10,041 --> 00:50:11,324
You're kidding.
864
00:50:11,325 --> 00:50:12,685
Nope,
they gave it to an Irish guy.
865
00:50:12,777 --> 00:50:15,311
Oh, those racists,
sons of bitches!
866
00:50:15,313 --> 00:50:16,746
Dad, we're in Ireland.
867
00:50:18,249 --> 00:50:20,416
Can we... You're gonna get
another job here, right?
868
00:50:20,418 --> 00:50:21,717
Not as an American.
869
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,652
Yeah, I can't move
the whole family over here
870
00:50:23,654 --> 00:50:25,121
if I don't have a job.
871
00:50:28,126 --> 00:50:30,159
So, that's it? That's it.
872
00:50:30,695 --> 00:50:32,728
Occasional visits
every couple of years.
873
00:50:32,730 --> 00:50:35,197
Well, fair enough. I guess
I wasn't around much either
874
00:50:35,199 --> 00:50:37,200
- when you were a kid.
- Don't give me the lone wolf
875
00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:38,601
cape crusader bullshit.
876
00:50:38,736 --> 00:50:40,536
And all this conspiracy stuff,
877
00:50:40,671 --> 00:50:41,804
it's gotta stop.
878
00:50:41,806 --> 00:50:44,473
I mean, what do you need
your powers for now anyway,
879
00:50:44,475 --> 00:50:46,375
to beat up a bunch
of local kids?
880
00:50:46,377 --> 00:50:49,111
All I want you to do is put
your feet up
881
00:50:49,113 --> 00:50:51,680
and enjoy your retirement
in this beautiful country,
882
00:50:51,682 --> 00:50:55,117
this beautiful house,
with all your old friends.
883
00:51:01,159 --> 00:51:02,258
Yup.
884
00:51:08,433 --> 00:51:09,498
It's gone.
885
00:51:10,068 --> 00:51:11,534
All the evidence is gone.
886
00:51:12,203 --> 00:51:13,837
- What are you talking about?
- I just snuck back
887
00:51:13,838 --> 00:51:15,604
into the administration office
888
00:51:15,606 --> 00:51:17,606
and all that stuff I saw
about absorption,
889
00:51:17,608 --> 00:51:19,108
it's disappeared.
890
00:51:19,277 --> 00:51:21,510
So, the stuff
you weren't entirely sure
891
00:51:21,512 --> 00:51:24,647
about before,
now you have no evidence of it,
892
00:51:24,649 --> 00:51:26,383
- whatsoever.
- Just think about it, will you?
893
00:51:26,384 --> 00:51:28,684
If these people
have nothing to hide,
894
00:51:28,686 --> 00:51:30,719
then why has someone
just hidden it?
895
00:51:31,155 --> 00:51:34,323
Cheer up, people.
Who died?
896
00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:37,326
Brian late for lunch?
897
00:51:37,528 --> 00:51:39,395
Crazy big bowel movement.
898
00:51:40,531 --> 00:51:42,665
Now moving right along.
899
00:51:42,667 --> 00:51:45,201
Max says he saw you
giving money to Flynn.
900
00:51:45,203 --> 00:51:47,436
Are you trading
in stolen superpowers?
901
00:51:47,872 --> 00:51:49,538
I don't know
what you're talking about.
902
00:51:49,540 --> 00:51:51,307
Ugh,
so you didn't give Flynn money?
903
00:51:51,309 --> 00:51:52,608
Yes, uh...
904
00:51:53,578 --> 00:51:55,411
- gambling debt.
- No, no, no,
905
00:51:55,413 --> 00:51:57,580
that mama's boy,
he does not gamble.
906
00:51:57,582 --> 00:52:00,149
If it wasn't a gambling debt,
Brian, what was it?
907
00:52:01,853 --> 00:52:03,452
I'd rather not say.
908
00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,387
So, you are stealing
superpowers.
909
00:52:05,389 --> 00:52:07,556
No! When Brian commit crime,
910
00:52:07,692 --> 00:52:10,226
- he'll not do it in the shadows.
- He does appear, however,
911
00:52:10,228 --> 00:52:11,427
to do it in the third person.
912
00:52:11,429 --> 00:52:14,463
- The truth, Brian, now.
- You threaten Brian?
913
00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:17,266
- Sorry, me?
- Spit it out, Brian.
914
00:52:17,268 --> 00:52:19,668
Why were you paying off Flynn?
915
00:52:21,305 --> 00:52:23,906
Fine. It's Viagra.
916
00:52:24,242 --> 00:52:27,309
Yes, a big joke, laugh.
Brian get a floppy cock.
917
00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:29,912
But Viagra make him rock hard
like a submarine.
918
00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:31,681
Through there
is the day lounge.
919
00:52:31,682 --> 00:52:34,250
And Flynn is a good man.
He tried to help me.
920
00:52:34,252 --> 00:52:36,785
He sold stolen powers
to those kids.
921
00:52:36,787 --> 00:52:38,787
Sorry, could you just excuse me
one second?
922
00:52:38,789 --> 00:52:41,423
Oh sure, no problem.
Let's just go...
923
00:52:41,425 --> 00:52:44,627
Hey, Madera,
Brian take a pill this morning,
924
00:52:44,629 --> 00:52:47,429
you wanna play
Hunt for Red October?
925
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:51,050
No.
926
00:52:51,051 --> 00:52:52,502
I wanna find out
what's going on here.
927
00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:54,638
- Let's go find Flynn.
- Let's see what we can find
928
00:52:54,639 --> 00:52:57,306
on the security monitors
besides Griffin's drool.
929
00:53:24,202 --> 00:53:26,936
Yeah.
930
00:53:28,339 --> 00:53:29,672
- Flynn?
- Hey, Ray.
931
00:53:29,907 --> 00:53:31,640
Ready for the old procedure?
932
00:53:34,278 --> 00:53:36,645
Sure. Downwardly manage away.
933
00:53:41,519 --> 00:53:44,486
- In the clinic, right?
- Yeah. Yeah.
934
00:53:45,590 --> 00:53:49,892
Something like that.
935
00:53:51,662 --> 00:53:53,596
Griffin?
936
00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:57,600
Griffin?
937
00:53:57,835 --> 00:53:59,768
♪ And say goodbye ♪
938
00:54:00,371 --> 00:54:01,371
Griffin?
939
00:54:02,373 --> 00:54:03,639
What the hell?
940
00:54:06,244 --> 00:54:07,743
Hi.
941
00:54:08,279 --> 00:54:10,512
I'm really high.
942
00:54:10,514 --> 00:54:11,794
Hey, Griffin, come down.
943
00:54:12,583 --> 00:54:14,850
Come on, Griff.
944
00:54:15,953 --> 00:54:18,520
Hey, wake up.
Wake up now.
945
00:54:18,756 --> 00:54:20,289
I'm the man.
946
00:54:21,726 --> 00:54:24,393
Wow. My man.
947
00:54:24,695 --> 00:54:26,428
Am I dreaming you?
948
00:54:26,831 --> 00:54:29,431
How are you doing that?
949
00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:32,434
Does what it says on the tin.
950
00:54:32,737 --> 00:54:34,703
Griffin, where did you get this?
951
00:54:34,705 --> 00:54:37,573
I got it from the kids
at the youth club, yeah.
952
00:54:37,575 --> 00:54:40,809
Someone is trying to sell
our superpowers
953
00:54:40,811 --> 00:54:42,311
like drugs.
954
00:54:42,947 --> 00:54:45,514
I'm flat out Lionel Richie.
955
00:54:45,716 --> 00:54:47,283
- What?
- I'm dancing
956
00:54:47,285 --> 00:54:49,418
on the fucking ceiling, man.
957
00:54:49,687 --> 00:54:51,137
- True fact...
- Mm-hmm.
958
00:54:51,138 --> 00:54:52,589
...the video
for "Dancing on the Ceiling"
959
00:54:52,590 --> 00:54:54,323
was actually filmed
on three sets,
960
00:54:54,325 --> 00:54:56,692
one, right side up,
one, upside down,
961
00:54:56,694 --> 00:54:59,962
and the other on a device known
as a rotating gimbal.
962
00:54:59,964 --> 00:55:02,364
Oh, is there any way you
can extract those powers to keep
963
00:55:02,366 --> 00:55:03,600
from boring the shit out of me?
964
00:55:03,601 --> 00:55:06,702
Hey,
Ray's got a wheelchair, too.
965
00:55:07,972 --> 00:55:09,071
Oh.
966
00:55:10,041 --> 00:55:12,574
Hey, we gotta help him, fast.
967
00:55:13,077 --> 00:55:16,345
- Pendle.
- Okay.
968
00:55:16,347 --> 00:55:18,380
Come on, Pendle.
969
00:55:18,382 --> 00:55:21,350
Oh, Raymond, I'm really glad
you've seen sense
970
00:55:21,352 --> 00:55:23,319
about the whole
downwardly managing thing.
971
00:55:23,321 --> 00:55:24,553
I'm ready, Alicia.
972
00:55:24,555 --> 00:55:27,623
I'm really ready to start
enjoying my retirement.
973
00:55:27,892 --> 00:55:30,993
You know, it's like you said,
I've got all this anger
974
00:55:30,995 --> 00:55:32,795
bottled up inside and...
975
00:55:33,798 --> 00:55:35,765
- and I don't talk to anybody.
- Yeah, that's fantastic,
976
00:55:35,766 --> 00:55:37,966
Raymond, can I just borrow Flynn
for a second?
977
00:55:38,769 --> 00:55:41,470
It all stems back to my dad.
978
00:55:41,472 --> 00:55:43,072
Flynn, what the hell
have you been doing?
979
00:55:43,074 --> 00:55:44,774
I brought you here
because you could help me
980
00:55:44,775 --> 00:55:46,575
absorb superpowers,
not flaunt them
981
00:55:46,577 --> 00:55:48,677
to the inbred teenagers
in the town.
982
00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:50,913
Do you have any idea
how many strings I had to pull
983
00:55:50,915 --> 00:55:53,616
with the federation to get you out of
prison and this is how you repay me?
984
00:55:53,617 --> 00:55:55,784
...cut the toast
into triangles...
985
00:55:55,786 --> 00:55:57,920
I just wanted to make
a bit of extra coin on the side,
986
00:55:57,922 --> 00:55:59,388
- you know?
- A bit of extra coin?
987
00:55:59,390 --> 00:56:01,523
You gave them
Jerry's superpowers, you idiot.
988
00:56:01,525 --> 00:56:02,591
Only a tiny dose.
989
00:56:02,593 --> 00:56:04,844
It's so small, it wears off
after a couple of minutes.
990
00:56:04,845 --> 00:56:07,096
If you must know, I cut it
with a can of Dr. Pepper.
991
00:56:07,098 --> 00:56:09,031
...just eat the eggs, Ray-Ray.
992
00:56:10,434 --> 00:56:12,134
I need you to go to town...
993
00:56:13,404 --> 00:56:15,871
pull your finger out
from wherever it is jammed
994
00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:18,440
and stop this whole plan
from unraveling.
995
00:56:19,610 --> 00:56:21,810
...fried, poached,
sunny side up,
996
00:56:21,946 --> 00:56:23,879
all of 'em,
like knives to my heart.
997
00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:25,647
What the fuck you talking about,
man?
998
00:56:25,649 --> 00:56:26,915
I own you, Flynn,
999
00:56:27,451 --> 00:56:29,752
don't ever forget that.
1000
00:56:31,389 --> 00:56:34,656
- I got you, Raymundo.
- Now, Raymond, where were we?
1001
00:56:39,530 --> 00:56:40,696
Step on it, damn it.
1002
00:56:42,133 --> 00:56:43,832
Oh, Ray. Thank God.
1003
00:56:43,834 --> 00:56:46,802
I just wanna say, I know
that we all doubted you but...
1004
00:56:46,804 --> 00:56:48,103
Hey, it's Flynn.
1005
00:56:51,842 --> 00:56:53,142
We gotta get after him.
1006
00:56:53,144 --> 00:56:55,677
Hey, weren't we halfway
through an apology here?
1007
00:56:55,679 --> 00:56:56,679
Listen...
1008
00:56:57,081 --> 00:56:58,447
good luck, guys.
1009
00:56:58,849 --> 00:57:01,550
- Wait, you're not coming, Ted?
- No, uh...
1010
00:57:02,486 --> 00:57:04,186
my sidekick days are done.
1011
00:57:04,188 --> 00:57:06,588
- Oh.
- Come on, Ted.
1012
00:57:07,024 --> 00:57:09,124
I mean, we're on the trail
of bad guys here.
1013
00:57:09,126 --> 00:57:10,826
The clock's ticking.
1014
00:57:10,828 --> 00:57:12,561
What the hell is wrong with you?
1015
00:57:12,563 --> 00:57:14,963
Cancer. It's aggressive.
1016
00:57:15,633 --> 00:57:18,066
I got a couple of months,
if I'm lucky.
1017
00:57:18,836 --> 00:57:20,569
- Shit.
- Yeah.
1018
00:57:20,905 --> 00:57:23,872
- Fuck.
- Oh, my giddy aunt.
1019
00:57:24,074 --> 00:57:27,609
- Jesus, Ted, I'm so sorry.
- Yeah.
1020
00:57:28,212 --> 00:57:29,478
Damn it.
1021
00:57:31,715 --> 00:57:33,682
Well, I guess it's a fact that,
1022
00:57:34,218 --> 00:57:35,918
we're all on our way out.
1023
00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:39,555
And we're all getting
that superpower
1024
00:57:39,557 --> 00:57:41,857
that all people get
facing old age,
1025
00:57:42,526 --> 00:57:43,792
invisibility.
1026
00:57:44,628 --> 00:57:46,795
Where people look
right through you...
1027
00:57:47,865 --> 00:57:49,531
then they see nothing.
1028
00:57:51,502 --> 00:57:52,634
But I ain't nothing...
1029
00:57:53,704 --> 00:57:54,903
and you ain't nothing.
1030
00:57:56,774 --> 00:57:58,941
I need you, Ted, I do.
1031
00:58:04,515 --> 00:58:06,015
- So, what are we waiting for?
- Yeah.
1032
00:58:06,016 --> 00:58:07,549
- Yeah.
- All right.
1033
00:58:07,551 --> 00:58:10,919
Feel my Fist of Shimmy.
1034
00:58:11,655 --> 00:58:14,857
- Yeah!
- Feel my Fist...
1035
00:58:14,859 --> 00:58:16,192
This doesn't work
unless you take your...
1036
00:58:16,193 --> 00:58:17,627
- Wait a minute.
- Each person
1037
00:58:17,628 --> 00:58:19,728
- does their own thing.
- Look, then you go first, now.
1038
00:58:19,729 --> 00:58:21,829
- Bring the heat.
- No, no, no.
1039
00:58:47,525 --> 00:58:48,991
It's getting caught.
1040
00:59:05,242 --> 00:59:06,842
Justice is served.
1041
00:59:33,003 --> 00:59:37,940
Is it just me or is this place
weirdly anti-owl?
1042
00:59:38,342 --> 00:59:40,709
Let's get help.
1043
00:59:40,878 --> 00:59:42,311
Oh, that's a tricky piece.
1044
00:59:42,313 --> 00:59:45,247
Well, just turn it, you
know, you just push it in, it'll...
1045
00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:48,951
- Are you God?
- But he's black.
1046
00:59:48,953 --> 00:59:50,352
Oh, come on, Gwyneth.
1047
00:59:50,354 --> 00:59:52,588
Where is it written that God
has to be white?
1048
00:59:52,590 --> 00:59:54,856
Well, I just meant to say
and he's black.
1049
00:59:54,858 --> 00:59:56,693
Yeah, but honestly,
why would you even bring up
1050
00:59:56,694 --> 00:59:59,861
- the color of the skin.
- Ladies? Ladies? Ladies?
1051
01:00:00,197 --> 01:00:01,330
What you're doing now,
1052
01:00:01,899 --> 01:00:03,732
I need that.
1053
01:00:04,301 --> 01:00:05,601
Bernard.
1054
01:00:07,037 --> 01:00:09,171
Bernard, we need your help.
1055
01:00:11,909 --> 01:00:14,743
Alter-man.
1056
01:00:14,745 --> 01:00:16,845
Preferably with your pants on.
1057
01:00:21,352 --> 01:00:23,218
Whoa.
1058
01:00:24,054 --> 01:00:26,188
- Brian.
- Brian take Viagra.
1059
01:00:26,757 --> 01:00:28,991
He used to put Red October
in dry dock.
1060
01:00:29,126 --> 01:00:30,993
Less of the dry,
you cheeky bugger.
1061
01:00:30,995 --> 01:00:32,394
No, no, just expression.
1062
01:00:32,396 --> 01:00:34,763
- My beautiful, sexy, goddess.
- Oh, come on, you guys,
1063
01:00:34,765 --> 01:00:36,765
we need you to help us
get out of here.
1064
01:00:36,767 --> 01:00:38,667
- Time to suit up.
- Absolutely.
1065
01:00:38,836 --> 01:00:41,036
- In six hours.
- No, Brian, now.
1066
01:00:41,038 --> 01:00:44,006
You want me to put on tights
before Viagra wears off?
1067
01:00:44,174 --> 01:00:45,173
It's not good look.
1068
01:00:45,175 --> 01:00:47,409
I want you to hack
into their computers,
1069
01:00:47,411 --> 01:00:48,910
you're Russian, aren't you?
1070
01:00:48,912 --> 01:00:51,313
Oh, once I find cushion for lap.
1071
01:00:56,754 --> 01:00:58,387
Hey, come on.
1072
01:01:02,226 --> 01:01:05,293
Hey, is this a taser
in a care home?
1073
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:14,870
Alter-man.
1074
01:01:25,883 --> 01:01:27,215
Windsor, you read.
1075
01:01:27,718 --> 01:01:30,452
Brian find Latin alphabet
hurts his head.
1076
01:01:34,992 --> 01:01:37,693
Deactivate security system.
1077
01:01:37,961 --> 01:01:39,895
Yes, no.
1078
01:01:40,230 --> 01:01:43,098
Enter password.
1079
01:01:45,269 --> 01:01:47,903
What are you guys
doing in my dream?
1080
01:01:48,872 --> 01:01:51,973
- Hey.
- Too aggressive.
1081
01:01:52,176 --> 01:01:55,010
You need to relax, man, yeah?
1082
01:01:55,012 --> 01:01:58,380
Security violation.
1083
01:01:58,382 --> 01:01:59,832
Crap.
1084
01:01:59,833 --> 01:02:01,283
You have ten seconds
to retreat.
1085
01:02:01,285 --> 01:02:02,884
- Shimmy?
- Ten...
1086
01:02:02,886 --> 01:02:04,820
- I can't take us all.
- ...nine...
1087
01:02:04,822 --> 01:02:05,854
Brian.
1088
01:02:07,157 --> 01:02:10,726
I got this shit.
1089
01:02:11,328 --> 01:02:14,096
Come on.
That's right, that's, that's...
1090
01:02:15,199 --> 01:02:16,298
Let's do it again.
1091
01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:18,800
Start again, everybody.
1092
01:02:18,936 --> 01:02:21,236
- Go, go, go, go.
- Max! Max!
1093
01:02:22,506 --> 01:02:24,339
Jesus, this place
isn't about keeping
1094
01:02:24,341 --> 01:02:26,408
the bad guys out,
it's about keeping us in.
1095
01:02:28,312 --> 01:02:30,479
Time elapsed, man.
1096
01:02:31,281 --> 01:02:32,414
What time?
1097
01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:34,816
Son of Thea bitch!
1098
01:02:34,818 --> 01:02:36,451
Griffin!
1099
01:02:51,835 --> 01:02:55,203
Forty a day for twenty years,
guys.
1100
01:02:55,506 --> 01:02:58,440
Bad lifestyle choices.
1101
01:02:59,343 --> 01:03:02,010
- It's not holding.
- Let's get out of here.
1102
01:03:02,012 --> 01:03:03,345
- Run!
- Run!
1103
01:03:03,347 --> 01:03:05,313
Step away from the gate.
1104
01:03:07,284 --> 01:03:09,317
Hurry, Madera, hurry.
1105
01:03:09,319 --> 01:03:11,153
- Are you okay?
- I'm okay.
1106
01:03:11,155 --> 01:03:13,005
- Madera?
- I'm fine.
1107
01:03:13,006 --> 01:03:14,856
We got to cross the moat.
1108
01:03:15,192 --> 01:03:17,526
Oh, shit. The moat.
1109
01:03:17,861 --> 01:03:19,194
Alicia,
can we have a word?
1110
01:03:19,196 --> 01:03:22,298
Yeah, we were thinking it'd be a really
good idea if we could have a spelling bee.
1111
01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:23,432
Sorry, ladies, I can't, really.
1112
01:03:23,433 --> 01:03:25,267
No, no, a spelling bee's
a great idea 'cause we're older
1113
01:03:25,268 --> 01:03:27,102
and we have to think
about things
1114
01:03:27,104 --> 01:03:29,504
and we have to remember words
and get numbers, you know...
1115
01:03:38,048 --> 01:03:39,548
That's pure peritoneum.
1116
01:03:40,117 --> 01:03:42,884
- Death for any superhero.
- Oh, boy.
1117
01:03:43,153 --> 01:03:44,853
All but one.
1118
01:03:45,989 --> 01:03:47,222
Dolores.
1119
01:03:48,859 --> 01:03:51,426
I'm not just a sex object,
you know?
1120
01:03:52,563 --> 01:03:54,296
Dolores, don't.
1121
01:04:00,370 --> 01:04:04,005
By the forces of Promiscua.
1122
01:04:04,908 --> 01:04:06,508
Promiscua is a place.
1123
01:04:23,126 --> 01:04:24,627
I don't even have a phone,
so if it'd be...
1124
01:04:24,628 --> 01:04:26,862
- It'd burn if I did, though.
- It doesn't have to be
1125
01:04:26,864 --> 01:04:28,864
a spelling bee.
We could play Texas Hold 'Em.
1126
01:04:28,866 --> 01:04:30,031
- All in!
- All in!
1127
01:04:30,033 --> 01:04:32,033
- Ladies, get out of my way.
- Oh, oh, oh.
1128
01:04:32,035 --> 01:04:35,003
I was hoping for a spelling bee.
I just shaved my legs.
1129
01:04:36,306 --> 01:04:38,607
- You be all right, Dolores?
- Yes.
1130
01:04:39,142 --> 01:04:41,209
It does drain my sex drive,
though.
1131
01:04:42,012 --> 01:04:44,479
I'm usually frigid
from the waist down.
1132
01:04:52,256 --> 01:04:53,455
What now?
1133
01:04:54,658 --> 01:04:55,658
Uber?
1134
01:04:57,427 --> 01:05:00,295
Take the Thomond Bridge
over the River Shannon.
1135
01:05:00,430 --> 01:05:04,065
Your boy is likely
to be over the fuckin' Ganges.
1136
01:05:04,368 --> 01:05:06,601
He's on his Apple Maps
on his iPhone
1137
01:05:06,603 --> 01:05:08,570
and he's insisting
there's a motorway
1138
01:05:08,572 --> 01:05:10,138
between Cork and Limerick.
1139
01:05:10,307 --> 01:05:13,008
So, I says to him,
"You are no fucking driver,
1140
01:05:13,010 --> 01:05:15,277
now, sit in the back,
talking shite."
1141
01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:18,546
And he's like, "Shoulda got an
Uber." And I'm like, "Uber."
1142
01:05:18,548 --> 01:05:21,284
- You're sitting on my cape.
- Don't get me started on the license...
1143
01:05:21,285 --> 01:05:22,517
You're cramping my style.
1144
01:05:24,388 --> 01:05:26,021
- Flynn.
- Hi, Alicia.
1145
01:05:26,023 --> 01:05:27,990
Listen, I shouldn't really be
on the phone
1146
01:05:27,991 --> 01:05:29,959
- because I'm at the wheel, so...
- I don't give a rat's arse.
1147
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:31,360
- Yup...
- Listen carefully.
1148
01:05:31,561 --> 01:05:34,229
Ray and his little pack
of cronies have broken out.
1149
01:05:34,231 --> 01:05:36,364
So, we're bringing the plan
forward to tonight.
1150
01:05:36,366 --> 01:05:38,466
Meet me at the lab
as soon as you can, now.
1151
01:05:41,371 --> 01:05:44,039
- Can I cancel my order, please?
- What's that?
1152
01:05:44,675 --> 01:05:48,243
You say something?
Sorry, I had me headphones in.
1153
01:05:54,251 --> 01:05:55,717
- Keep the change.
- Oh.
1154
01:05:55,719 --> 01:05:56,985
Good luck
1155
01:05:56,987 --> 01:05:58,203
with the clowning now.
1156
01:05:58,204 --> 01:05:59,422
You're sure to have
the kiddies laugh
1157
01:05:59,423 --> 01:06:00,555
their little back sides off.
1158
01:06:03,961 --> 01:06:06,594
Fuck!
1159
01:06:19,476 --> 01:06:23,511
Evening, scumbags.
1160
01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:27,483
You.
1161
01:06:28,285 --> 01:06:30,685
- Ooh.
- Ooh.
1162
01:06:33,423 --> 01:06:35,690
Look, old man,
you want everyone to see
1163
01:06:35,692 --> 01:06:37,559
you beaten senseless, huh?
1164
01:06:38,128 --> 01:06:39,227
Don't be stupid.
1165
01:06:39,229 --> 01:06:42,197
Take the freak show and you go
back home to bed, yeah?
1166
01:06:42,399 --> 01:06:43,732
Before you get hurt.
1167
01:06:47,137 --> 01:06:49,604
I notice the eight ball
is still remaining.
1168
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:51,673
Now that's a tough hole to make.
1169
01:06:52,142 --> 01:06:56,044
You must have one hell of a shot
up your sleeve to pull that off.
1170
01:06:56,179 --> 01:06:57,178
How is that?
1171
01:06:57,180 --> 01:06:59,647
Because I've never seen anyone
make that shot
1172
01:06:59,649 --> 01:07:02,283
with a cue stick stuck up
their ass.
1173
01:07:32,482 --> 01:07:38,053
Ooh-wee.
1174
01:07:46,129 --> 01:07:48,396
Okay, everybody,
let's just keep calm.
1175
01:07:49,399 --> 01:07:51,466
Ray.
1176
01:08:03,146 --> 01:08:07,382
- Oh, you stinky old...
- Hey... where did he go?
1177
01:08:11,321 --> 01:08:12,420
Hey.
1178
01:08:12,422 --> 01:08:15,824
Some people would pay good money
for this view, you know.
1179
01:08:15,826 --> 01:08:18,626
I wouldn't give you two euro,
you skanky...
1180
01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:21,463
Okay, one more time,
1181
01:08:21,465 --> 01:08:24,566
where did you get this?
1182
01:08:25,735 --> 01:08:26,801
No.
1183
01:08:26,803 --> 01:08:29,304
I'm not saying nothing
to no one about nothing.
1184
01:08:29,306 --> 01:08:30,805
Is anyone else completely lost
1185
01:08:30,807 --> 01:08:32,640
with all the double negatives
there?
1186
01:08:32,809 --> 01:08:35,510
Let me try
and get some sense from him.
1187
01:08:36,146 --> 01:08:38,279
Get away from me,
you freaky bitch.
1188
01:08:38,782 --> 01:08:42,817
How about you spend some time
on the naughty step
1189
01:08:42,819 --> 01:08:47,188
in the negative dimension.
1190
01:08:54,231 --> 01:08:56,131
Now, let's try again.
1191
01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:59,400
Who gave you the vials
and where are they now?
1192
01:09:00,904 --> 01:09:02,170
Flynn.
1193
01:09:03,140 --> 01:09:04,272
It was Flynn.
1194
01:09:04,674 --> 01:09:06,641
Dudley Do-Right son of a bitch.
1195
01:09:07,210 --> 01:09:08,343
Where is he?
1196
01:09:08,745 --> 01:09:10,145
Knacker's yard.
1197
01:09:10,881 --> 01:09:12,647
He is gone
to the knacker's yard.
1198
01:09:13,583 --> 01:09:15,250
Something big
is happening tonight.
1199
01:09:20,223 --> 01:09:22,224
- Take the curve slower.
- Every time you hit
1200
01:09:22,225 --> 01:09:23,791
a bump,
I'm like a 70s waterbed.
1201
01:09:23,793 --> 01:09:25,628
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- He said left
1202
01:09:25,629 --> 01:09:27,963
- after the roundabout.
- What the fuck is a roundabout?
1203
01:09:27,964 --> 01:09:30,299
- It's a system they use for traffic control.
- There, this left.
1204
01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:31,499
It's very efficient.
1205
01:09:33,837 --> 01:09:36,504
Wait, he said the knacker's yard
was the second left.
1206
01:09:36,806 --> 01:09:39,407
- And this is the second left.
- I thought he said right.
1207
01:09:40,577 --> 01:09:41,743
Ah, Jesus.
1208
01:09:48,251 --> 01:09:50,618
Hey, was it the first
or second left?
1209
01:09:51,221 --> 01:09:53,388
Second left, the knacker's yard.
1210
01:09:53,390 --> 01:09:54,522
We're outside of Dunmanor.
1211
01:09:54,524 --> 01:09:56,724
Exactly, the knacker's yard.
1212
01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:59,394
Is that what you call
an old folk's home,
1213
01:09:59,396 --> 01:10:00,762
- you son of a bitch?
- Well...
1214
01:10:01,364 --> 01:10:03,264
yous are all knackered,
ain't yous?
1215
01:10:10,874 --> 01:10:12,574
Looks like a trap to me.
1216
01:10:14,277 --> 01:10:15,243
Fuck it.
1217
01:10:15,245 --> 01:10:17,879
We broke out, we may as well
stroll right back in.
1218
01:10:17,881 --> 01:10:20,315
Hey, what about me?
1219
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:25,920
You're all fucking knackers.
1220
01:10:47,611 --> 01:10:49,310
Where is everybody?
1221
01:10:53,717 --> 01:10:55,316
Sounds coming from there.
1222
01:10:55,318 --> 01:10:57,452
- They're in the spa?
- No, spa's in refurb.
1223
01:10:57,454 --> 01:10:59,555
They've closed the spa?
1224
01:10:59,556 --> 01:11:00,756
- Yeah.
- I didn't know that.
1225
01:11:00,757 --> 01:11:02,024
It's been in the newsletter.
1226
01:11:02,025 --> 01:11:04,692
- I've been trying to tell you.
- All right, guys, listen up.
1227
01:11:04,694 --> 01:11:07,962
Whatever is beyond those doors,
we have to hit them hard
1228
01:11:07,964 --> 01:11:09,597
and we have to hit them fast.
1229
01:11:10,433 --> 01:11:11,433
Ready?
1230
01:11:12,335 --> 01:11:15,403
Three, two, one.
1231
01:11:15,605 --> 01:11:18,339
Save your strength, honey.
Mm-hmm.
1232
01:11:25,915 --> 01:11:28,383
Okay, guys,
whatever is beyond these doors,
1233
01:11:28,385 --> 01:11:29,485
- we need to...
- Ray,
1234
01:11:29,486 --> 01:11:31,753
you said that before.
1235
01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:37,892
And look,
the gang's all here.
1236
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:46,467
I don't think they're just
getting a steam, do you?
1237
01:11:48,305 --> 01:11:50,004
Brian, Brian.
1238
01:11:50,974 --> 01:11:52,307
What happened?
1239
01:11:52,709 --> 01:11:54,609
There was a massive fight,
1240
01:11:54,611 --> 01:11:59,047
- Brian kicked a lot of assholes.
- Uh-huh.
1241
01:11:59,482 --> 01:12:01,949
We spiked his Earl Gray.
1242
01:12:01,951 --> 01:12:03,785
Same with the rest
of the old farts.
1243
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:05,920
I don't get the master plan,
Alicia.
1244
01:12:06,423 --> 01:12:07,555
I do.
1245
01:12:09,492 --> 01:12:10,992
It's Flynn.
1246
01:12:10,993 --> 01:12:12,493
The absorbing
former super jailbird.
1247
01:12:12,629 --> 01:12:15,563
Yup, and I'm taking his power.
1248
01:12:15,765 --> 01:12:16,998
Cool device, eh?
1249
01:12:18,068 --> 01:12:19,434
All my own work.
1250
01:12:19,669 --> 01:12:22,737
You lying cow.
I was downwardly managed,
1251
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:24,772
but you never said
1252
01:12:24,774 --> 01:12:26,808
you were taking
my super cells.
1253
01:12:26,810 --> 01:12:29,911
And five, four,
1254
01:12:29,913 --> 01:12:32,980
three, two, one.
1255
01:12:35,819 --> 01:12:37,418
This is getting
way too heavy
1256
01:12:37,420 --> 01:12:38,987
for a sea horse contract.
1257
01:12:38,988 --> 01:12:40,556
- Too fuckin' right.
- Let's go.
1258
01:12:40,557 --> 01:12:42,591
Go, I don't need you.
1259
01:12:42,592 --> 01:12:43,791
I don't need any of you.
1260
01:12:43,927 --> 01:12:45,693
Now there's been a change
of plan.
1261
01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:47,061
Why, Alicia?
1262
01:12:47,063 --> 01:12:48,764
The problem
with all you superheroes
1263
01:12:48,765 --> 01:12:52,100
is the wrong sorts
always ended up with the powers.
1264
01:12:52,602 --> 01:12:53,868
Just look at you all.
1265
01:12:54,037 --> 01:12:57,438
No one would miss
a few old people's powers.
1266
01:12:57,841 --> 01:13:02,009
I'm going to create
a perfect super-being.
1267
01:13:02,512 --> 01:13:05,580
I'm going to add
all your power cells
1268
01:13:05,782 --> 01:13:07,715
to my youthful eggs,
1269
01:13:08,118 --> 01:13:12,787
to mother the one
that will defeat all others.
1270
01:13:13,390 --> 01:13:15,990
You are gonna create
this super-being and kill
1271
01:13:15,992 --> 01:13:16,991
all these good folks?
1272
01:13:16,993 --> 01:13:19,761
- Like Jerry, huh?
- Jerry was a mistake.
1273
01:13:20,530 --> 01:13:22,764
But now I've perfected
the process,
1274
01:13:22,766 --> 01:13:25,166
so these people won't die.
Not that they deserve to live.
1275
01:13:25,502 --> 01:13:29,771
I'm so sick of all you
tormented superheroes
1276
01:13:29,773 --> 01:13:32,073
with all your darkness
and your demons
1277
01:13:32,075 --> 01:13:33,975
and there's so fucking many
of you.
1278
01:13:34,611 --> 01:13:36,677
Captain this, Super that,
1279
01:13:36,679 --> 01:13:40,581
Doctor who-gives-a-shit.
Hello, it's a crowded market.
1280
01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:44,419
All the world needs
is one superhero.
1281
01:13:44,587 --> 01:13:46,888
Preferably one Maximum Justice,
1282
01:13:46,890 --> 01:13:49,023
who isn't going to knock over
a building
1283
01:13:49,025 --> 01:13:50,758
that killed my parents.
1284
01:13:51,861 --> 01:13:54,095
Your parents
were in the Tower Block
1285
01:13:54,097 --> 01:13:56,564
- that fell in Brussels?
- No.
1286
01:13:56,699 --> 01:13:58,833
Well,
not the skyscraper in Tokyo?
1287
01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:00,134
Guess again.
1288
01:14:01,971 --> 01:14:04,639
The tenement building
in New York City
1289
01:14:04,641 --> 01:14:08,576
that collapsed
when I captured Dr. Left Eye.
1290
01:14:11,147 --> 01:14:13,080
- Sorry, I...
- Too late, Ray.
1291
01:14:13,082 --> 01:14:16,184
- You're all about to join them.
- Alicia.
1292
01:14:43,112 --> 01:14:44,112
Ted?
1293
01:14:47,851 --> 01:14:51,752
Sorry, I kind of stole
his powers and unfortunately,
1294
01:14:51,754 --> 01:14:52,854
- his smell.
- Ugh.
1295
01:14:52,856 --> 01:14:56,224
Well, it's time to wake up
and smell the justice.
1296
01:15:10,874 --> 01:15:12,006
No.
1297
01:15:13,877 --> 01:15:15,009
Stop.
1298
01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:21,182
Get up, Ray.
1299
01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:22,984
Get up.
1300
01:15:31,928 --> 01:15:36,931
Ow, ow, oh! Ugh! Ugh!
1301
01:15:38,167 --> 01:15:40,268
- Bitch.
- No, you're a bitch.
1302
01:15:40,270 --> 01:15:43,971
That was my hip, bitch.
1303
01:15:45,742 --> 01:15:48,209
My elbow. Ow, my tits.
1304
01:15:51,681 --> 01:15:54,148
Now, Madera, I'm...
1305
01:15:54,150 --> 01:15:56,150
Alicia, you look tired.
1306
01:15:56,619 --> 01:15:57,919
Why don't you take a seat?
1307
01:16:00,790 --> 01:16:02,890
Don't waste
your breath, old man.
1308
01:16:04,327 --> 01:16:07,161
I'll absorb your very soul.
1309
01:16:07,297 --> 01:16:09,063
No.
1310
01:16:28,985 --> 01:16:32,720
Let go, Ray. Hmm, easy now.
1311
01:16:34,324 --> 01:16:35,356
Give it up.
1312
01:16:35,358 --> 01:16:38,192
He ain't giving up nothing
to nobody, sister.
1313
01:16:38,695 --> 01:16:40,261
Oh, it's the other one.
1314
01:16:40,262 --> 01:16:41,828
Thunder Thighs, Black Lace,
whatever.
1315
01:16:41,831 --> 01:16:44,732
The name is Total Thunder.
1316
01:16:45,168 --> 01:16:47,068
And I'm gonna put you under.
1317
01:16:48,304 --> 01:16:50,905
Put you under, what is that,
an anesthetic thing?
1318
01:16:51,207 --> 01:16:54,308
- Oh, it's when you bury...
- Well, if it needs explaining.
1319
01:16:54,310 --> 01:16:55,810
Oh, fuck you all.
1320
01:16:55,945 --> 01:16:59,847
Ow, I think
I pulled something.
1321
01:16:59,849 --> 01:17:03,184
Enough of this shit.
1322
01:17:05,388 --> 01:17:06,921
You can't make a blunder
1323
01:17:06,923 --> 01:17:09,323
when you mess
with Total Thunder.
1324
01:17:10,393 --> 01:17:12,093
- Is that better now?
- Eh.
1325
01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:20,701
Bingo.
1326
01:17:21,871 --> 01:17:23,771
We're not here to play games,
Alicia.
1327
01:17:24,073 --> 01:17:26,407
My powers have gone, Ray.
She's taken them.
1328
01:17:28,111 --> 01:17:29,276
I've got you.
1329
01:17:30,013 --> 01:17:31,646
No, I won't let her
get away with this.
1330
01:17:31,648 --> 01:17:32,713
Okay, Ray.
1331
01:17:33,216 --> 01:17:35,950
Time to... No.
1332
01:17:36,319 --> 01:17:37,818
I peaked with "bingo".
1333
01:17:45,695 --> 01:17:48,963
Now I have all your powers,
you can take a seat.
1334
01:17:52,268 --> 01:17:56,404
Ooh, you're looking
a little cold there, Ray-Ray.
1335
01:17:56,406 --> 01:17:58,039
Have a blankie.
1336
01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:01,375
- Ooh.
- Heaven, no.
1337
01:18:02,245 --> 01:18:08,182
How about a nice cup of tea?
1338
01:18:12,422 --> 01:18:13,688
Now...
1339
01:18:14,223 --> 01:18:15,923
time to take out your teeth.
1340
01:18:16,392 --> 01:18:19,126
- Alicia.
- Ugh, please.
1341
01:18:20,730 --> 01:18:23,030
Ted, I took your powers.
1342
01:18:23,032 --> 01:18:24,699
What are you gonna do,
bore me to death
1343
01:18:24,701 --> 01:18:25,767
with one of your anecdotes?
1344
01:18:25,768 --> 01:18:28,369
Oh, I don't need
to bore you to death, Alicia.
1345
01:18:29,072 --> 01:18:32,373
You see, nobody can absorb
all our powers and live.
1346
01:18:32,742 --> 01:18:33,974
What are you talking about?
1347
01:18:33,976 --> 01:18:38,012
The toxic cocktail
is destroying you from within.
1348
01:18:40,450 --> 01:18:41,982
Oh.
1349
01:18:41,984 --> 01:18:43,250
I would go into details
1350
01:18:43,252 --> 01:18:45,419
but I don't think
you'll last that long.
1351
01:18:45,822 --> 01:18:49,256
"Just think of that as one
of life's little upsy-daisies."
1352
01:19:08,411 --> 01:19:10,211
That sure
ain't no river dance, baby.
1353
01:19:24,927 --> 01:19:27,962
- All right.
- Going. Going.
1354
01:19:32,001 --> 01:19:33,834
Gone.
1355
01:19:33,970 --> 01:19:35,169
Shit.
1356
01:19:35,772 --> 01:19:39,306
Cleaner to the game room.
1357
01:19:41,844 --> 01:19:43,444
- All right, though?
- Yeah.
1358
01:19:45,248 --> 01:19:46,248
Well...
1359
01:19:48,017 --> 01:19:49,250
justice is served.
1360
01:19:50,486 --> 01:19:51,919
Christ.
1361
01:19:53,790 --> 01:19:55,790
Hang in there, buddy.
We're gonna get you help.
1362
01:19:56,092 --> 01:19:58,492
Okay?
1363
01:19:59,428 --> 01:20:01,228
It's no good, Max.
1364
01:20:02,064 --> 01:20:03,197
I'm done.
1365
01:20:03,900 --> 01:20:05,065
No.
1366
01:20:06,135 --> 01:20:07,301
No, no.
1367
01:20:07,303 --> 01:20:09,804
No, goddamn it. Don't you go
dying on me, partner.
1368
01:20:09,806 --> 01:20:11,839
That's right, we're partners.
1369
01:20:13,843 --> 01:20:16,577
I am so sorry
that I treated you...
1370
01:20:17,513 --> 01:20:19,480
like just a sidekick, Ted.
1371
01:20:20,950 --> 01:20:22,183
You're the real hero.
1372
01:20:23,286 --> 01:20:24,485
You're my hero.
1373
01:20:24,987 --> 01:20:27,087
I love you, man. Come on.
1374
01:20:29,492 --> 01:20:32,426
I hate to bring up
a point of logic,
1375
01:20:32,428 --> 01:20:37,431
but if Ted had cancer when
his powers were absorbed,
1376
01:20:37,433 --> 01:20:39,600
the cancer would also have been
sucked out,
1377
01:20:39,602 --> 01:20:44,071
so, wouldn't that mean
that he's fine now?
1378
01:20:44,373 --> 01:20:46,407
- Hmm?
- Good point.
1379
01:20:49,946 --> 01:20:52,213
Oh.
1380
01:20:52,215 --> 01:20:54,448
- Howdy, partner.
- Oh, you ass.
1381
01:21:00,022 --> 01:21:02,323
♪ Let the wind and the rain
And the hail blow high ♪
1382
01:21:02,325 --> 01:21:04,191
♪ Snow come shovelin'
From the sky ♪
1383
01:21:04,327 --> 01:21:06,193
♪ She's as sweet
As apple pie ♪
1384
01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:08,262
♪ She'll get 'er own lad
By and by ♪
1385
01:21:08,264 --> 01:21:10,064
♪ When she gets
A lad of her own ♪
1386
01:21:10,066 --> 01:21:12,132
♪ She won't tell her ma
When she goes home ♪
1387
01:21:12,134 --> 01:21:14,068
♪ Old Jenny Murphy
Says she'll die ♪
1388
01:21:14,070 --> 01:21:16,203
♪ If she doesn't get the fellow
With the roving eye ♪
1389
01:21:16,205 --> 01:21:18,106
- Shimmy, Shimmy.
- Moonlight, over here.
1390
01:21:18,107 --> 01:21:19,507
- Moonlight, now please.
- Maximum Justice.
1391
01:21:19,508 --> 01:21:21,142
- Moonlight, please.
- Maximum Justice.
1392
01:21:21,143 --> 01:21:22,943
How did you work out
that the residents
1393
01:21:22,945 --> 01:21:24,079
were being robbed
of their powers
1394
01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:26,180
- by the management?
- Well...
1395
01:21:29,085 --> 01:21:30,418
Celestro.
1396
01:21:30,419 --> 01:21:32,519
Checking in.
1397
01:21:32,521 --> 01:21:34,488
Celestro,
please over here.
1398
01:21:34,657 --> 01:21:36,223
- Celestro...
- Greetings.
1399
01:21:36,225 --> 01:21:37,492
Celestro,
what was your role
1400
01:21:37,493 --> 01:21:39,226
in the uncovering
of this scandal?
1401
01:21:39,228 --> 01:21:40,995
Guys, guys,
today's not about me.
1402
01:21:41,297 --> 01:21:44,265
I was just the guy
Maximum Justice
1403
01:21:44,634 --> 01:21:47,268
came to for help and advice,
1404
01:21:47,270 --> 01:21:49,436
like,
the modern world crime fighting
1405
01:21:49,438 --> 01:21:51,639
is literally light years away
1406
01:21:51,641 --> 01:21:53,340
from what these guys
were used to.
1407
01:21:53,542 --> 01:21:56,543
So, I just want to impart
a little bit of wisdom
1408
01:21:56,545 --> 01:21:58,646
to all these splendid folks.
1409
01:21:59,181 --> 01:22:01,649
Some "What would Celestro do"
advice.
1410
01:22:01,651 --> 01:22:03,384
You guys should check out
my website, like,
1411
01:22:03,386 --> 01:22:04,952
Celestro.com.
1412
01:22:05,688 --> 01:22:07,955
Or what would... do...
1413
01:22:08,524 --> 01:22:11,525
...Celes... Celestro do dot...
1414
01:22:12,528 --> 01:22:14,528
Celestro loves...
1415
01:22:14,997 --> 01:22:16,497
Hey, testing.
1416
01:22:16,499 --> 01:22:17,665
Two, one, two.
1417
01:22:17,667 --> 01:22:19,967
- Hey, stick around...
- Hey, you old dog.
1418
01:22:19,969 --> 01:22:22,202
- ...technical snafu...
- Well...
1419
01:22:24,373 --> 01:22:25,673
Amateur, yeah.
1420
01:22:30,479 --> 01:22:33,347
Anybody up for a game
of KerPlunk?
1421
01:22:33,349 --> 01:22:36,350
- I'm going to kick your ass.
- In your dreams, Pendle.
1422
01:22:36,352 --> 01:22:38,585
Oh, will the
excitement ever end?