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If you wanna know the secret
to a woman's heart, this is it.

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Men that dance always get lucky.

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Always push off
from the middle off your right.

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Push hard. Push.

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Right, are you patting my ass,
or are you making me move?

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You see?

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Wow! Y'all freaking me out.

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The Western Swing, kinda.
You know, it's a two-step.

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-We're gonna go like this.
-Oh, my!

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-That happened when I was five.
- Slow. There you go.

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-Quick, quick, slow.
-Whoo!

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-Whoa!
-Glide.

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-She's leading, Tan.
-Quick, quick, slow. There you go.

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Now just repeat.

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Now, you're not a baby.
Don't look at your feet.

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Guys, listen, the secret
to this is to slide your feet.

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Don't break your foot. You're too slow.

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-Slow.
-Too quick.

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Again too slow.

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Daddy long legs! Shoot! I'm like, "Whoa!"

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Look at his great shirt, man.
He's got a horse on him.

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Take the horse and ride.

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-Okay.
-Y'all are beautiful, man.

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Before we leave,
we're gonna do the "Cotton-Eyed Joe."

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What you sayin'? Bullshit.

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-Bullshit!
-Thank you, Kyle.

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One, two, tap, travel, and…

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One, two, three, four, five…

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Six!

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-Round again.
-One, two!

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One, two!

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Bullshit!

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Circle to the left.

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Bullshit!

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Good luck. Wish me luck.

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I'm scared. I'm scared.

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-I wonder what it looks like over here.
-Hello! Look at my ceiling.

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Is it a wig?

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I'm just protective of me, 'cause if I
don't shine my buttons, nobody else does.

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Like to get me out,
you're gonna have to have a potato peeler.

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I don't want any unveiling, you know.

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-Ain't you sweet.
-Right. Oh!