If you wanna know the secret to a woman's heart, this is it.
Men that dance always get lucky.
Always push off from the middle off your right.
Push hard. Push.
Right, are you patting my ass, or are you making me move?
You see?
Wow! Y'all freaking me out.
The Western Swing, kinda. You know, it's a two-step.
-We're gonna go like this. -Oh, my!
-That happened when I was five. - Slow. There you go.
-Quick, quick, slow. -Whoo!
-Whoa! -Glide.
-She's leading, Tan. -Quick, quick, slow. There you go.
Now just repeat.
Now, you're not a baby. Don't look at your feet.
Guys, listen, the secret to this is to slide your feet.
Don't break your foot. You're too slow.
-Slow. -Too quick.
Again too slow.
Daddy long legs! Shoot! I'm like, "Whoa!"
Look at his great shirt, man. He's got a horse on him.
Take the horse and ride.
-Okay. -Y'all are beautiful, man.
Before we leave, we're gonna do the "Cotton-Eyed Joe."
What you sayin'? Bullshit.
-Bullshit! -Thank you, Kyle.
One, two, tap, travel, and…
One, two, three, four, five…
Six!
-Round again. -One, two!
One, two!
Bullshit!
Circle to the left.
Bullshit!
Good luck. Wish me luck.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
-I wonder what it looks like over here. -Hello! Look at my ceiling.
Is it a wig?
I'm just protective of me, 'cause if I don't shine my buttons, nobody else does.
Like to get me out, you're gonna have to have a potato peeler.
I don't want any unveiling, you know.
-Ain't you sweet. -Right. Oh!