1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:09,676 ♪ Baby, meet me on the dance floor ♪ 2 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,638 ♪ You, me Are about to lose control ♪ 3 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:15,182 ♪ Get your body on the dance floor ♪ 4 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:18,685 ♪ Baby, meet me on the dance floor ♪ 5 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:22,147 ♪ You, me Are about to lose control ♪ 6 00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:26,902 - [Bobby] What have we got, Jonathan? - Okay, we're gonna go see a Joe Gallois. 7 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:29,613 Nominated by his friend Ian and brother, Paul. 8 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:32,574 He lives in his childhood bedroom at his parents'. 9 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:37,246 - A 33-year-old man living at his parents'? - How are you getting laid? 10 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:40,958 [Joe] My name's Joe Gallois, I'm 33 years old, 11 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,918 I live right outside Atlanta, Georgia. 12 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:44,461 I'm a stand-up comedian. 13 00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:49,466 And on top of it, that bedroom is a mix of a comic-book store 14 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:51,051 and a sports-memorabilia store. 15 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:54,346 - You're not getting laid. - What every woman wants to see. 16 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:57,641 Wonder how his parents feel about him being in the house. 17 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,476 I'd say not that good. 18 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:00,644 [all laughing] 19 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:07,276 Joe is interesting. Of the kids, he was the quietest, but the funnier one. 20 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:11,071 He, quote, "works" as a stand-up comedian, but he's "rarely paid." 21 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:13,907 - Joe's got a show at the end of the week, - Rarely. 22 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:16,535 which is his opportunity to debut a new look 23 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:20,205 and get him out of his parents' house and into a lady's bed. 24 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:22,958 Joe and Paul started comedy around the same time, 25 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:25,127 but Paul's the more "successful" one. 26 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:29,131 - Oh, sibling rivalry never works out well. - How close is his bedroom 27 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:32,217 - to your parents' bedroom? - Next door. 28 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:35,971 - Birth control. - Yes, he's safe from getting pregnant. 29 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:36,888 [Ian] Yeah. 30 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:41,143 I'm nominating Joe, because he is a little bit of a late-starter, 31 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:44,938 getting out of his parents' house, and he's sort of an underdog. 32 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:48,275 His nominator says he recently lost 115 pounds. 33 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:49,192 [all cheering] 34 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:51,987 - [Jonathan] One-one-five, yes. - He's on a good path. 35 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:55,991 - That means there's... A motivation. - There's a will. 36 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:59,369 His culinary skills are limited to the microwave, Antoni. 37 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,663 - Love a good microwave meal. - Yes. 38 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:05,459 If he's not working, he's living at home, why doesn't he cook? 39 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,544 - Right? - He's busy being depressed. 40 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:10,922 - I think we're gonna learn... Yeah. - You took it real low. 41 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:13,383 I know, that made us all real sad. 42 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:18,013 - We're making a lot of assumptions. - I apologized to the viewers. It's fine. 43 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:24,645 ♪ Better All things just keep getting better ♪ 44 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:28,774 [pop music playing] 45 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:33,570 ♪ Here we go again ♪ 46 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:36,740 [Bobby] All right, guys, let's go. 47 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:41,244 - Watch out, it's steep. - [Jonathan] Yes, yes. 48 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,664 - Hello? - [Karamo] It's the Fab 5. 49 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:46,583 - [Bobby] Hello, hello. - We're getting wet. 50 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,668 Hey. How are you doing? 51 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:50,295 How are you doing? 52 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:53,632 - We're looking for Joe. Where's his room? - Upstairs. 53 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,467 - Safe to go there? - [Paul Sr.] Go ahead. 54 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:56,510 Joey. 55 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,553 - What's going on? - [Joe] How's it going? 56 00:02:58,637 --> 00:03:01,515 Hey, I'm Bobby. Nice to meet you. Give me a hug. 57 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,308 Oh, my gosh. 58 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:05,352 A 12-year-old lives here. 59 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:09,064 Hi, you've got a look of fear. Don't be scared. Nice to meet you. 60 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:12,734 [Karamo] This room is a mess. What's going on here? 61 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:14,569 When's the last time you changed these? 62 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:16,947 [Bobby] When did your mom change these sheets? 63 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,074 What year was that? I don't remember. 64 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:21,493 There's stuff you haven't parted with. 65 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:22,494 [Joe] Exactly. 66 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:25,205 [Jonathan] I can't get over this dust. It's outrageous. 67 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:27,874 How are you? We've just bombarded your house. 68 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:30,794 - You're blown away. - A little overwhelmed. Yeah. 69 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,463 Everything about Joe, from the hair 70 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:37,342 to the way he's standing, like a deer in headlights who was like: 71 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,095 What is going on here? 72 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:44,057 You can just tell he's not as confident as he should be. 73 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:46,226 We're safe, this is what we do. We wrestle. 74 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:47,185 [laughing] 75 00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:48,478 This is what we do. 76 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:52,315 You sound like a little girl, Tan. 77 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:55,944 What's going on? These do not look like they fit you anymore. 78 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:59,448 - Uh, they're a little big. I'm an XL. - Not anymore. 79 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:02,200 - [Bobby] Tell us about your weight. - I lost 115 pounds. 80 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:04,286 You're gorgeous. Yes. 81 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:06,747 - I kept going to the gym every day. - Nice. 82 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:08,790 Eating better and being active. 83 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:11,793 That chest is inviting me to lay my head on it. 84 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:13,628 Inviting me to lay my head. 85 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:17,340 - Not while wearing this sweater. - This is a Bob Saget classic. 86 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:21,762 - This is double XL. We could fit two here. - What's with all the VHS tapes? 87 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:25,724 There's a VCR here. I never parted with them yet. I just never... 88 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:26,725 [Bobby] Tan. 89 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:29,686 [Tan] Not in the closet again. You were there too long. 90 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,938 - Oh, my God, no. - [Jonathan] How does that work? 91 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:33,607 [shouting] 92 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,984 You almost destroyed Tan. [shrieks] 93 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:37,819 [Tan] Not the moneymaker. 94 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:41,656 - I love a good cheese hat. - [Tan] It's stinky. When you were 10, 12, 95 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:44,826 was that your favorite time? Everything's from that era. 96 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:48,497 I never got rid of the stuff, but, yeah, I enjoyed my childhood. 97 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,500 Joey's really stuck in time. 98 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,668 The room of a 12-year-old. 99 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:56,213 How much time do you spend on a grooming moment? 100 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:59,800 - Um... About five minutes. - You will do five? 101 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:03,553 I'll shave what I need to shave to clean this up. 102 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:06,807 Are you, like, scared of owning your sexiness sometimes? 103 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:09,226 I guess so. I'm not used to the idea. 104 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:13,146 - 'Cause you don't believe it yet? - Yeah, I don't see myself as that. 105 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:15,232 - Yeah. You're gonna. - I'm waiting. 106 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,776 Sexy time. You're giving me Patrick Dempsey, 107 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:21,029 take-your-top-off, hold-me-till-the-pain-goes away. 108 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:25,033 Like, "I will change your tire, I will pay your bills, I will provide." 109 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:28,203 - I will do none of those things, but yeah. - You might. 110 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:32,207 Yes. I got a black light. I just wanna see how much stuff there is. 111 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:34,042 You should be wearing gloves. 112 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:37,045 Maybe he's doing it in the shower. It's cleaner. 113 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:41,341 So, I have to ask. I had to find you. Your son's 33, living next to you. 114 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:42,717 How do you feel? 115 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:46,221 Hello. I wanna talk about these bowling shirts. 116 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:48,932 What's the fascination? Like, you've got a lot. 117 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:51,935 They're something above a T-shirt, but not formal. 118 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:55,355 But you're my age, and honestly, you dress like my dad. 119 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:56,773 Do you feel cool? 120 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:59,901 - No. Never, never. - [Tan] All right, good. So... 121 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,778 - I know, I know. - Look at this. 122 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:05,198 - [Antoni] I love you. - I know, it hurts my heart a little bit. 123 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:09,869 There's a certain passivity to Joe that I don't quite have figured out yet. 124 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:13,832 He's a comedian, so you'd expect that he would be lively 125 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:17,794 - and commanding. - It's all going on behind a wall. 126 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:20,046 My biggest issue is, they're so big. 127 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:24,843 If you're dressing for a larger body, you can't feel sexy when you're in that. 128 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:28,888 I know that you've not been as successful as you wanted to be at comedy. 129 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:32,767 Use all the tools, like make sure your hair's good, your outfit, 130 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:35,812 to make sure you've done the best you can. Yeah? 131 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:38,607 He's not 15 anymore, so he can stay for now. 132 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:41,276 - I'd like to see him leave. - How can we help? 133 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:46,615 I think just boosting him along and, you know, giving him some more confidence. 134 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:52,037 - [Antoni] Oh, my God. What is that? - Also these are, like, way too big now. 135 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:55,373 There's nothing worse than ending up on a date and thinking: 136 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:57,584 - "Ugly underwear." - [Antoni] What would you do? 137 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:00,629 I'd be like, "I'm sorry, I've gotta feed my cat." 138 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:03,298 - You are not this size. - [Antoni] That is huge. 139 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:11,848 No one's been down here in a little bit. Old product graveyard. 140 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:14,059 [Karamo] Why haven't you moved out yet? 141 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:16,937 [Joe] Doing comedy, I just haven't had the money. 142 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:20,607 - How has comedy been working for you? - Uh, it's fun, I enjoy it. 143 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:23,401 Well, if your dream and goal is to be a comedian, 144 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:25,987 how much time are you spending on yourself? 145 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:27,489 Not as much as I should. 146 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:30,992 I don't know how to enjoy myself. That's my biggest problem. 147 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:33,828 I don't know how in terms of letting loose. 148 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:37,707 We'll have to get rid of that. Just do this. It's do the Bernie. 149 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,167 Do the Bernie with me. 150 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,461 - There you go, do the Bernie. - Yeah. 151 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:46,132 I was upset when I black-lighted the room, and I didn't see any bodily fluids. 152 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:49,260 Maybe it's because his parents' bedroom is next door. 153 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:51,721 What I'd like you to do is go next door 154 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:54,849 and tell me if you can hear any of the stuff I'll do. 155 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:57,310 I want it rowdy. 156 00:07:57,394 --> 00:08:00,438 Mom, please don't watch this part. Just fast-forward. 157 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:03,608 - Yeah, yeah. - [knocking on wall] 158 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:06,069 - [Jonathan] Oh, God. - And what if I do it back? 159 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:10,323 [Jonathan] You can really hear it, can't you? 160 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:12,450 Yeah, I think we've solved it. 161 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,577 - [in British accent] We solved it. - [laughing] 162 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:18,039 We could film a scene here. Yeah, give it, work it. 163 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:21,209 - [in normal voice] What do you mean? Why? - Yeah, where's my camera? 164 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:23,253 Let me give you some Nicki Minaj. 165 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:27,507 ["Wizardz of Oz's "Look Who's Killing Now" playing] 166 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:32,095 Oh, beautiful. Oh, beautiful. Now you need to pump it, pump it, there you go. 167 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,096 [both laughing] 168 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:36,474 This is the sexiest thing that's happened in this room. 169 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:39,561 - Sexiest thing in years. - It's devastating, 'cause... 170 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,312 - He ain't shagging. - No. 171 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:42,689 - [Tan] No one. - Hi, Booby. 172 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:43,773 Hey, what's up? 173 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,901 - We're not talking about your sex life. - No one is. 174 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:48,153 Aw. 175 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:52,032 Remember when Beyoncé did that album I Am... Sasha Fierce? 176 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:57,078 Maybe he was giving us I Am, then when he gets on-stage, we'll see Sasha Fierce. 177 00:08:57,162 --> 00:09:00,290 [Bobby] Where's a space that you can completely be yourself? 178 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:04,878 - That room is shared with your parents. - There's not really one. 179 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:06,880 Is there a basement? Can we see? 180 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:09,841 - Yeah, let's go down. - [Bobby] We're heading to the basement. 181 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:13,428 Why aren't you here? What would you think about moving Joe here? 182 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:16,848 I think this is a good launch pad to eventually get out. 183 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:19,059 [Tan] Don't share a wall with your parents. 184 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:22,353 Moving Joe to the basement, a no-brainer. His own entrance. 185 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:23,354 I love that. 186 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:28,485 Two floors away from his parents' bedroom, which, for a 33-year-old, it's important. 187 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,779 - Yes. - It'll give him independence. 188 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,655 - Love it. - It's that baby step, 189 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:35,784 getting him out of his parents' house and on his own. 190 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:37,494 [Karamo] What's your style? 191 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,914 I do a lot of commentary and also self-deprecating humor. 192 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,083 Example of the self-deprecating humor? 193 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:45,710 I talk about how hard it is to pick up women 194 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:49,714 - when your line is, "Sorry to bother you." - [Jonathan] Oh, yes, yes. 195 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:53,635 That's not a good line. You know what would be better? Like... 196 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:58,473 Wait, no. Never mind, don't listen to me. I don't know how to pick up women. 197 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:01,184 You do it with your legs, not with your back. 198 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,728 - That was funny. - That's good. 199 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:06,815 That was hilarious. Oh, my God, who are you? 200 00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:08,983 - That was good. - Yeah, there's hope. 201 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:11,319 ♪ Pushing all the buttons ♪ 202 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:13,363 ♪ Flicking the switch ♪ 203 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,698 ♪ Are you gonna get it? ♪ 204 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:19,035 [Karamo] My granny used to say, "Karamo, remember, 205 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:22,622 shit is the best fertilizer, because it helps flowers grow." 206 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:24,707 And that is what I want for Joe, 207 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:29,546 to realize this shit show he's living in is actually the tools that we're gonna use 208 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:33,258 to make him this amazing man and comic. 209 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:39,222 I don't wanna pull focus from his act, but I want people to think, "He looks good." 210 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:43,476 Mojo's the word for him. I don't know if he's never had it or if he lost it. 211 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:47,188 Or maybe with the weight loss, it's a step in gaining that back. 212 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:51,860 If we can help unmask him, get him out from hiding behind that beard 213 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:56,114 and this narrative of, "I live with my parents. Things didn't work out. 214 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:59,075 I got my hands in my pockets, I don't know who I am." 215 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,494 I wanna bust him out. You gotta own it. 216 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:05,373 Like, be like the straight version of how I own it. Like: 217 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,084 ♪ Never gonna quit ♪ 218 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,253 ♪ Never going back ♪ 219 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:12,380 ♪ Smile on my face ♪ 220 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,549 ♪ I can make you rich ♪ 221 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:17,343 - Have you ever been to this mall before? - [Joe] Never. 222 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:18,636 [Tan] Okay, it's awesome. 223 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,764 This store, I think we're gonna find what you need. 224 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:22,974 [Joe] All right. 225 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:27,186 Joe's style now, quite frankly, is a lazy style. They're just clothes. 226 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:31,399 - Where do you normally shop? - Uh, at Kohl's or Target or Walmart. 227 00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:32,317 Okay. 228 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,653 He's getting on-stage, and even if his jokes aren't landing, 229 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:38,448 I wanna make sure his look lands, his brand lands. 230 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:43,411 I want you to shop in stores dedicated for men and for men our age. 231 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:46,664 We're trying to get you to the point where people know, 232 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,541 even if we cut off your face... 233 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,628 - They'd know it's me. - On-stage, we know that's Joe. 234 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:55,131 So, that's why I'm bringing in some great shirts. 235 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:59,260 I want a solid and a print. You can rotate that through different jeans. 236 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:02,805 You can wear it with shorts and look dressed up. Okay, next. 237 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:03,932 Denim. 238 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:06,684 Every man's closet should be dark blue jeans, 239 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,937 a black jean and a mid-wash jean. 240 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:12,982 Okay, a dark blue, and it's a slim fit. Not gonna get you into a skinny. 241 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,152 I know it's appropriate for me, but I'm a big fat homo. 242 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:20,281 - So, let's get you into a slim fit. - A slim, okay. 243 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,866 - Ready to try it on? - Yeah. 244 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,076 Okay, good. 245 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,702 Style is not fashion. 246 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:29,958 Fashion is not trendy after a season. I couldn't give a shit about fashion. 247 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:33,336 Style is dressing the way that you feel confident, 248 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,297 and what is appropriate for you, your age, body type. 249 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:41,511 So, the reason why I've got these colors together is the blues go nicely together. 250 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,806 I wanna make sure whenever we're wearing a polo tucked in, 251 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:48,142 we'll pull it out a bit. We won't have it too tucked in. 252 00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:52,772 Not sure about the polo. It forms up against the body, so it's still showing 253 00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:55,233 - the spare tire sort of thing. - Yeah, okay. 254 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,693 - I love the jacket. - Good. 255 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,654 An easy change for that. If you're not loving a polo, 256 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:02,407 you can put on a button-down shirt underneath. 257 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,410 - Okay, ready? First things first. - Yeah. 258 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:09,998 The thing that'll be difficult for you is you don't hold weight in your shoulders. 259 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:11,791 But you do around your midriff. 260 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:15,586 So, you'll have to get a slightly bigger size, roll up your sleeves, 261 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:18,756 and it'll make it look like the shirt fits you properly. 262 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:22,218 Because it's the right size, it's now slimming you. 263 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,053 It's not clinging too much. 264 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,139 - Right. - And your jean is now going 265 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:30,184 to make you look taller than you are. Then you could pop on a layer. 266 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:35,898 That bomber jacket that you had in school, we're gonna give you a cooler version. 267 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,026 I can be quarterback of the football team. 268 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:41,154 - Ha, ha. Did you wanna be quarterback? - I could throw. 269 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,947 They were the cool kids, right? 270 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:45,450 - Do you feel cool? - Yeah, I feel cooler. 271 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,744 It just makes a huge difference. 272 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,997 You look 33, and we're starting to create a brand 273 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,749 where it's cool, it's young. 274 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,252 Now that we've tried on things, I've got questions for you. 275 00:13:57,420 --> 00:14:01,883 Tell me about, what was the thing that motivated you to lose the weight? 276 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:05,094 Um... It was one of those now-or-never points. 277 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:08,681 If I don't lose the weight now, as I get older, it'll be harder, 278 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:11,684 - and I just won't do it. - When you look at yourself 279 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,520 dressed this way differently, how does it feel? 280 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:18,191 I should've been doing this. What was I waiting for? 281 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,235 When I see this, I think, "He's a well-dressed man." 282 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,488 Keep it simple like this, classic. 283 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,948 This isn't going out of style anytime soon. 284 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:29,285 It's making sure you look great, but it's not a distraction. 285 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,288 Let's get you changed back into your regular clothes. 286 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,998 - My civilian clothes. - Yeah. 287 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,214 - Hey, y'all. - Hey, brother. 288 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:42,965 - How are you? - Good. 289 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,093 - I'm Antoni, nice to meet you. - Paul. 290 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:48,012 [Antoni] I look forward to spending time with Joe, 291 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:51,182 getting to know his brother, like being a detective. 292 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:56,562 I refuse to think that he is this sterile, mojo-less dude. 293 00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:58,356 I refuse. 294 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,408 - [Antoni] Is this fried? - [Paul] Fried pickles, smoke wings, 295 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,827 and that's a diner burger and collard greens. 296 00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:12,662 Mm. 297 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:16,749 - You started comedy at the same time? - Yeah, back in 2009. 298 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,377 - 2009, so, it's been about eight years. - Mm-hm. 299 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:24,382 People always ask us about whether or not it creates a rivalry or anything. 300 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:25,675 - But not really. - [Joe] No. 301 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,761 I want him to succeed as much as I wanna succeed. 302 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:29,679 [Antoni] Of course. 303 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:33,015 When you did that improv class when you were 12 or 13, 304 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:37,645 they did this scene where it was like, Jesus the teenage years. He played Jesus. 305 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,981 Offended a lady whose kid's in the class. 306 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,775 The lady grabs the kid, who was in the scene... 307 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:45,611 - [Paul] Pulled him off-stage. - [Joe] The door kept swinging. 308 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:49,282 It swings back and forth. You see him there on the wall, praying. 309 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:52,952 I'm like, "Comedy can get all sorts of reactions, I want in." 310 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,078 Oh, my God. 311 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:57,957 Whatever the reaction you get, it's a way to connect to other people. 312 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:02,545 Comedy allows you to realize others have the same thoughts, makes you feel good. 313 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:07,008 When I'm off-stage, it's easier to talk to them. The conversation started. 314 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:11,220 - If I didn't do comedy, I wouldn't talk. - [Antoni] It makes more sense to me now. 315 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:15,057 - Tell me about the show this weekend. - We're on the same show again 316 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:18,936 - for the first time in forever. - Must be nice to get back together 317 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,771 - and do something. - [Paul] It'll be fun. 318 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,565 There'll be a lot of people. 319 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,485 - Are you both ready for it? - We'll figure it out. 320 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,738 Joe's very reserved and seems to keep a lot to himself. 321 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,365 But when we sit next to someone we're close to, 322 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:35,036 they notice things about you. Things you're too shy to admit. 323 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:39,332 You look like a homeless guy with some kind of terminal illness. 324 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:43,920 You wear sweatpants like you're pregnant and about to watch Dr. Phil. 325 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,089 - They're comfortable. - Part of that is a fact. 326 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:50,009 Here's an easy one. You still live with Mom and Dad. 327 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,055 You have half a tooth. 328 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:57,475 I do have half a tooth. Don't ever drink in the shower. 329 00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,228 - It's hard to roast your brother. - [Antoni] Yeah. 330 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:03,648 - He's so lovable. - He is a really lovable guy. 331 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:08,194 Despite the fact he lives in a sports store mixed with a comics store. 332 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,237 [laughing] 333 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:10,655 All right. 334 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:20,206 - How'd it go today with Tan? - It was good. Tried on pants. 335 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,959 - I didn't split them. - That's always a good day. 336 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,211 That was my biggest fear. Don't split. 337 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,254 [Bobby laughing] 338 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,798 ♪ Check yourself Don't wreck yourself ♪ 339 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:33,094 [Bobby] We are redoing a basement. One thing I'm looking for you is storage, 340 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,887 and clever uses of spaces. 341 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,472 I'm picking out furniture 342 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,767 you'll be able to take with you, and work in any place. 343 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,477 - [Joe] Sweet. - This space here, 344 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,564 they give you the square footage, 430 square feet. 345 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:48,025 This is a great size space, and it's only slightly smaller 346 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,986 than the space I'm doing for you. 347 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,698 It feels so much bigger. What's the vibe you're going for? 348 00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:57,785 - Tell me what you wanna feel. - That's a big philosophical question. 349 00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:02,290 In terms of having people over, I want a place that's inviting, a minibar, 350 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:05,126 a place where people can sit down. Like a sectional might work. 351 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:10,339 Oh. You just said sectional and making cocktails for friends, which is cool. 352 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:15,469 He's thinking like: "I wish I had a place where I could do this, have girls over," 353 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:19,599 which makes me wanna engage with him to figure out what that's all about. 354 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,518 I wanna do the back wall full of tall bookcases, 355 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,813 so it draws the eye up and makes your ceilings look taller. 356 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,983 We are in a basement. so the ceilings are a bit shorter. 357 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,944 This is a sleeper sofa. Wanna climb on that? 358 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,655 - Yeah. - You can get a whole party in it, too. 359 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:35,656 Get down here. 360 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,618 If we party too much and we passed out, this works. 361 00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,244 So glad I wore deodorant. 362 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:43,080 - I am, too. - I'm glad you did. You smell fresh. 363 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,708 - I like this kitchen. - I love gray. 364 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:49,128 I'll put a kitchenette in your room. We'll do lower cabinets, 365 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,130 countertop, a fridge underneath. 366 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:54,550 A microwave on top. You'll have everything but the sink. 367 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,094 - This is actually so exciting. - Kitchen set. 368 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,264 We're gonna stock up on everything here. 369 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:04,310 For 4.99, you can get the containers you need for your meal prep. 370 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:08,522 In California, we use the small ones for your different type of weed. 371 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:12,526 So, this is an awesome pot, because it has a heavy bottom. 372 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:13,653 Insert joke here. 373 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,490 It tends to be thicker, so it's not gonna burn as easily. 374 00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:21,160 - That's not a good sound. - [Antoni] Stay out of the kitchen. 375 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:25,373 I found smaller cocktail napkins there. These are super-big for drinks. 376 00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:26,874 - Gonna be... - [glass breaks] 377 00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,711 Gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go. 378 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,046 Karamo. 379 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:35,800 - Don't damage my car. - Hate these carts. 380 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,009 - Hi. - Hey. 381 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,136 - Wanna hop in? - This thing's so dirty. 382 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,681 - Where have you been? - Don't worry about that. 383 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,641 You've been off-road or something. 384 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,939 When's the last time you had a girlfriend? 385 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,023 Uh... 386 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:56,112 - 2007-ish. - So, have you dated any girls since then? 387 00:19:56,195 --> 00:20:00,282 I've been on dates, but nothing consistent. I have no social skills. 388 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:04,620 I truly believe that Joe has had many missed opportunities for love, 389 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,289 for his career, but he didn't go after it 390 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:11,711 because his head was buried in the sand. I want him to put himself out there. 391 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,880 [Karamo] I went to your Facebook, because I was gonna friend you, 392 00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:17,800 and your Facebook is horrible. 393 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,428 - Horrible? - Yes. I also went to YouTube. 394 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:24,348 - There's nothing on there. - Unless it's good, I don't put it up. 395 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:27,184 I have to tell you, my thing is branding you, 396 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:30,187 helping you network, and part of you figuring out 397 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:33,232 how you brand yourself is putting yourself out there. 398 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:36,694 But for me to help you, I kind of need to see you do that. 399 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,696 So, I called up some people. 400 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:39,613 [laughing] 401 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:42,199 - And I got a new audience. - All right. 402 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,701 And Jonathan's here. 403 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,459 I hate my hair, but people say they love it. 404 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,460 No, I love it. 405 00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,213 Thank you so much. 406 00:20:57,131 --> 00:21:00,926 Here's the thing. My friend, Joe, who is absolutely gorgeous... 407 00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,637 Look at him over there. 408 00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:06,682 He's gorgeous. He's here to do a set for you. 409 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:12,271 Give him your full attention and love for ten minutes. Mr. Joe Gallois. 410 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,774 Yes, yes, yes. 411 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:17,234 - There you go. - [Jonathan] Yeah, you are so welcome. 412 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:20,780 If Joe wants to be in comedy, he needs to command any room. 413 00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:25,493 That's why I brought him here. If you can command this crowd, you can make it. 414 00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:28,662 A little bit about me, guys, I lost 110 pounds the past year. 415 00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:29,663 [crowd cheering] 416 00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:31,624 That is true. It's taken over my life. 417 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:34,126 It's affecting my relationships with friends. 418 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:37,129 A friend of mine had a baby, and I got to go visit. 419 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:41,133 I asked how much it weighed. My friend was like, "It came out 7 pounds, 420 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,968 but now it's down to 6.5." 421 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:46,680 Instead of being concerned, my first thought was, I said to him: 422 00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:48,140 "Oh, what's its secret? 423 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,519 Is it little baby Pilates?" 424 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:56,816 Then the baby threw up, and I was like, "Oh, it's bulimia." 425 00:21:57,775 --> 00:22:00,194 [Karamo] I'm gonna be real. Joe is a funny guy. 426 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:03,656 But right now, these jokes are not connecting. 427 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:06,200 I feel like he needs a bit more confidence. 428 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:09,829 And then maybe this crowd would be feeling him the way I am. 429 00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:13,290 I was easily scared as a kid. I used to be scared of vampires, 430 00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:16,752 which is stupid, 'cause there's too many rules for vampires. 431 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:20,881 And none of them make any sense. Like, there's a rule where it's like, 432 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:24,885 vampires don't like garlic, which sounds like a preference to me. 433 00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:28,305 Vampires are like, "We don't like garlic, not for us." 434 00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:33,978 This is my favorite. Vampires will die if you drive a stake through their heart. 435 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:36,897 Now, I'm no doctor, 436 00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:42,486 but that goes for just about anybody. Do you need to put that in the rule book? 437 00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:45,489 Is there someone who got stabbed, who was like: "Oh! 438 00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:49,952 It's okay, I'm not a vampire. This is fine." 439 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:54,290 All right, guys, thank you guys so much. Thank you, American Legion. 440 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,208 - [Karamo] Really good. - [man] Good job, brother. 441 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,586 - Thank you. - Good job. Play it. 442 00:22:58,669 --> 00:23:01,338 What did you guys think of Joe's performance? 443 00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:02,464 [woman] You were great. 444 00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:04,675 - [Joe] Yeah. - Real life is so funny. 445 00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:06,385 - [Karamo] Hey, can we talk? - [man] Absolutely. 446 00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:08,846 What did you think of Joe's performance? 447 00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:10,472 I thought it sucked. 448 00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:11,932 [all laughing] 449 00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:15,019 - I wasn't expecting that. - Can't please them all. 450 00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,605 - [Karamo] So, the performance wasn't good? - [man] No. 451 00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:19,398 What didn't you like about it? 452 00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:22,484 - Uh, the delivery. - I gotta work on that. 453 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,403 - Thank you, thank you. - Very good. 454 00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:27,072 - [Karamo] Did you think Joe was funny? - He was hilarious. 455 00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:28,115 [Joe] Thank you so much. 456 00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:30,451 - I need one of those shirts. - Thank you. 457 00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:31,952 - Isn't it cute? - Yeah. 458 00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:33,579 Just enough skin. 459 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:36,874 - Bye, everybody. See you later. - Bye. 460 00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:40,961 My only note is, work on your eye contact when you deliver your joke. 461 00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:44,340 - [Karamo] That's what I was gonna say. - Your timing was amazing, 462 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:47,426 the material was good, but when you look down a lot, 463 00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:50,763 you have that every single time, it doesn't read. 464 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:53,849 - You need to be more assertive. - [Karamo] You gotta own a room. 465 00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:57,019 - It's underlining the self-esteem. - It's all up in here. 466 00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,813 I wanna rip your shirt and nuzzle in your nook... 467 00:23:59,897 --> 00:24:03,525 - I don't have many left. - I won't. I love this facey-wacey. 468 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:06,028 Just get in there, and just give me a... 469 00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:07,863 - My God. - There we go. 470 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:10,366 - Okay. Okay, okay. - He's just so strong. 471 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:14,161 - Wow, um, that's pretty good. - Yes. Honey. 472 00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:16,163 That was gorgeous. 473 00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:17,790 [pop music playing] 474 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:29,301 So, here we are, come on in. Mike is an extremely talented barber. 475 00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:31,387 - All right. - He'll handle your beard, 476 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:35,557 and the sides and the back of your hair. I'll tag-team in and do the top. 477 00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:38,560 - Awesome. - I wanna change the shape of his hair. 478 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,938 There's no finish, no polish, no pizzazz. 479 00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:43,440 There's no story to be told other than basic. 480 00:24:43,524 --> 00:24:46,110 Like, he's just giving you basic, basic, basic. 481 00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:49,988 - Where do you wanna be in a year? - [Joe] On the road doing comedy. 482 00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:53,492 - What steps do you need to take? - I need to reach out to clubs, 483 00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:55,244 - and bookers and stuff. - Yes. 484 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:59,331 - Go to all those American Legions. - An American Legions tour. 485 00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:01,667 That'd be major. I love that story. 486 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:02,793 The sides are good. 487 00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:04,837 Want me to jump in? Do the beard? 488 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,673 And we'll shave the neck and do the beard after. 489 00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:12,553 Yes. I love this, like, hair shop for bros. 490 00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:16,849 We're just a bunch of baby bros who need to have gorgeous hair, too. 491 00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:19,226 - [Joe] We all need it. - [Jonathan] Yeah. 492 00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:21,145 Feeling good. How are you feeling? 493 00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:22,312 Feel good. 494 00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:25,232 [Jonathan] You wanna get that beard off? Yeah, let's do it. 495 00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:29,153 Oh, my God, yes. 496 00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:31,405 This is so cathartic. 497 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:35,117 I'm not gonna leave you with a mustache, but do I like it? Yes. 498 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,536 Am I attracted to you? A hundred percent. 499 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:40,205 I'll take that towel off so I can look at you. 500 00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:42,583 Let me see this. Keep your eyes closed. 501 00:25:43,584 --> 00:25:45,377 Okay, like, I don't hate that. 502 00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:49,006 While I want you to feel confident, it's not completely 503 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,800 - about what you want right now. - [Joe] No, exactly. 504 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:54,928 - But I'm okay with you getting rid of it. - Yo, yo, yo. 505 00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:56,472 - Hey, girls. - Hey, baby. 506 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,390 - Hi. - How are you doing? 507 00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:02,686 Good. Honey. I almost left him with a Fred Mercury 'stache, but we didn't. 508 00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:07,149 - Hold on. I'm already feeling this look. - [Tan] It's like Bambi being born. 509 00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,776 [Tan laughing] 510 00:26:08,859 --> 00:26:11,195 [Jonathan] Okay, so, here we go, it's happening. 511 00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:14,323 And a-three, and a-two, and a-one. 512 00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:16,742 Oh, wow. Yeah. 513 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,038 - Yeah, I like it. That looks good. - [Tan] It looks so good. 514 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:25,334 - Do you see the shape of your face? - Yeah. I see the jawline and everything. 515 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,628 - Yeah, you do. - I see both chins now. 516 00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:29,296 [Karamo] No, don't say that. 517 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:33,217 This is your look. Your face looks slender, you look great. 518 00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,260 You look masculine, sexy, strong. 519 00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:38,597 Before, one out of a hundred ladies would wanna get with it, 520 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:42,017 and now, like, 98 out of a hundred wanna get with it. 521 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:44,645 - But those two are gonna bother me. - Exactly. 522 00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:48,357 [Tan] Thank you, after you, after you, gentlemen, gentlemen. 523 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,235 Okay, so, you've got your gorgeous surprise. 524 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:53,862 When we were together, we talked about the fact 525 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:57,032 that you need to brand yourself and know how to network. 526 00:26:57,115 --> 00:27:00,577 But part of branding, with this brand-new way you're looking, 527 00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:03,705 we need to get some images that show how you look. 528 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:08,669 - So, we have a photo shoot set up for you. - Right, all right, yeah. 529 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:12,714 - You're about to be a model. - This look on you. Don't be nervous. 530 00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:16,051 Don't be nervous. This is Philippe, this is Bryan. 531 00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:16,969 Bryan, I'm Joe. 532 00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:21,223 And so, they are photographers, they have their own studios, B&P Studios, 533 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:24,560 which are amazing, and they'll take great shots for you 534 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:27,062 that you can start using to brand yourself. 535 00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:29,231 People don't need to see the old you. 536 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:32,192 - No, they need to see this me. - This guy, got it. 537 00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:34,236 - Need to see all this. - Yeah. 538 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:37,072 You can't be in this, so we're gonna change. 539 00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:39,950 [Tan] So, I've got a look for you. 540 00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:41,660 [Karamo] This is gonna be amazing. 541 00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:43,495 I'm gonna teach him how to pose. 542 00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:45,414 - You're good at that. - So are you. 543 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:47,666 You're good at it in a boyish way. 544 00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:48,959 Yeah, I'm more like: 545 00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,671 Yeah, right, exactly, but I go like: 546 00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:54,756 [laughs] 547 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:58,677 See if I can do your way and you can do my way. You can butch it up. 548 00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:01,388 - No, you can't purse the lips. - Okay. 549 00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:04,391 - If you butch it up, you gotta... - Just really... 550 00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:05,601 It's just relaxed. 551 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:06,643 Okay, okay, okay. 552 00:28:06,727 --> 00:28:07,978 So, you see my face? 553 00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:12,065 - It's totally relaxed. So, it's like... - There you go, straight up. 554 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,197 Guys, look at our new Joe. 555 00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:21,158 Look how cute he looks. 556 00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:22,451 [Karamo] Wow! 557 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,369 - Give me a twirl. - Work it. 558 00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:27,080 - Walk up with that confidence. - [Karamo] There you go. 559 00:28:27,164 --> 00:28:28,332 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 560 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:32,586 When we're talking about your brand, we think about the comedy you're doing. 561 00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:33,962 It's self-deprecating. 562 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:38,884 We figure out a way you can emote that, so the audience can see that guy. 563 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,970 - Okay? - [Joe] I have a problem smiling, though. 564 00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:44,097 - Loosen it up, be you. - Yeah. 565 00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:48,644 Every time you hear it click, don't move your whole body. Just a little. 566 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,562 - All right. - [Philippe] And just relax. 567 00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:53,815 Let go, relax. It's just you and me, they're not here. 568 00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:56,026 Take your time to find your brand. 569 00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:58,737 - I don't know what it's going to be. - [Karamo] Okay. 570 00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:00,239 - Kind of like a: - Yeah. 571 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,991 - Like... - [Karamo] There we go, see? 572 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:04,368 - Yeah. - Yeah. 573 00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:07,287 - Like, "Did I fart in her face again?" - Yeah. 574 00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:09,831 - [Jonathan] Oh, my God, yes. - Oh, yes, that's good. 575 00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:10,999 Awesome. 576 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:14,336 Do something like this. I still want self-deprecating ones. 577 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,505 [Philippe] Yeah, that's it, and then be silly. 578 00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:22,511 - [Jonathan] You made it your own. - That's exactly what I wanted. 579 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:25,430 That look on your face, don't change it, it is cute. 580 00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:27,015 Yes, there you go. 581 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:30,143 You're just like owning your space and stuff. 582 00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:31,853 [Tan] Yes, work those glasses. 583 00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:33,438 - Can we see? - [Philippe] Of course. 584 00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:35,482 - Oh, that's great. - That's cute. 585 00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:38,110 - Oh, my dear. - All these are phenomenal. 586 00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:41,989 - That's you. - [Jonathan] What a transformation, honey. 587 00:29:42,322 --> 00:29:45,742 - [Karamo] You look sexy, confident. - [Joe] I'm amazed that I pulled that off. 588 00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:48,203 - It's what we're saying. - Two days ago, I wouldn't have. 589 00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:50,956 You could have. It's just you didn't know it. 590 00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:53,250 - [Joe] All right, yeah. - I'm gonna be real. 591 00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:57,587 I'm surprised that Joe had it in him, because he's a little corny. 592 00:29:57,671 --> 00:30:00,924 But my man Joe, he's feeling it. That's what it's about. 593 00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:04,177 Now you have something visual, so you can see what we see, 594 00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:06,430 - and believe in yourself. - Absolutely. 595 00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:09,558 [pop music playing] 596 00:30:13,562 --> 00:30:16,064 What are you expecting when you go in, Joe? 597 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:19,318 - [Joe] Water slides and hot tubs... - [Tan] Good. That's what we've got. 598 00:30:19,401 --> 00:30:21,278 Oh, my God, there's no window. 599 00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:23,905 - You thought this was a window? - For a moment. 600 00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:26,700 LED lights make it look like a real window. 601 00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:29,786 So, you don't feel as much like you're in a basement. 602 00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:32,247 - Let's take your glasses. - Take these off. 603 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:34,666 - [Karamo] Here we go. - [Jonathan] Yeah, oh, my God! 604 00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,918 - It's gorgeous! - It's your new space. 605 00:30:37,294 --> 00:30:38,211 Holy shit. 606 00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:40,047 [all laughing] 607 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:44,509 - [Tan] Bobby, it looks so great. - [Bobby] You like it? 608 00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:46,803 [Antoni] Oh, my God. 609 00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:50,223 Look at him taking it all in. This is so amazing. 610 00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:58,273 - [Bobby] So, what do you think? - I'm speechless, and I talk for a living. 611 00:30:58,648 --> 00:30:59,649 Yeah, yeah. 612 00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:05,113 Most bachelor pads are ugly, like leather sofas and hand-me-down stuff. 613 00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:10,994 But Joe's is really cool, and I wanted it to reflect his comedic personality. 614 00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:12,704 I'm like living on a set. 615 00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:16,208 Can you imagine all the cute girls you'll connect with deeply? 616 00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:19,044 You don't need to bring them through the house. 617 00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:20,754 You got your own entrance. 618 00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:24,591 Gave you empty cabinets, to store your memorabilia and stuff. 619 00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:27,386 And we wanna get you out of these glasses. 620 00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:30,180 - Get this sexy set of contacts. - Show those eyes. 621 00:31:30,263 --> 00:31:33,809 We noticed this at the shoot. As soon as you got your hair done, 622 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:38,146 as soon as we opened up your face, you started to really make eye contact. 623 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:39,815 Do it more, show confidence. 624 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:43,193 We're good. 625 00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:45,695 So much better. Let's wear these more often. 626 00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:48,865 He's framed your face so beautifully. Show it off. 627 00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:52,119 [Karamo] Come take a seat with me. I went to your social media, 628 00:31:52,202 --> 00:31:55,997 and I didn't see one place that you call yourself a comedian. 629 00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:59,084 - [laughing] - Tell the audience what you're about. 630 00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:02,712 Otherwise, you won't go to the level that I know you can go to. 631 00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:06,258 So, one of the things I did for you is, I built you a website. 632 00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:08,218 - Are you serious? - I'm serious. 633 00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:13,723 - Do you like? - Yeah. [laughing] Wow. 634 00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:16,518 - So, I put together a new hashtag for you. - Okay. 635 00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:19,771 And this is part of your new brand. Below Average Joe. 636 00:32:20,313 --> 00:32:22,524 It made you laugh, see? It's funny. 637 00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:27,571 This is the Joe that is gonna walk through this world confident, sexy, strong. 638 00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:30,657 - Okay. - But on-stage, you're gonna brand yourself 639 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:34,786 with this guy who is self-deprecating, is still figuring out life. 640 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:37,164 As we walked through the American Legion, 641 00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:39,749 they all said that's what they related to. 642 00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:43,003 - Look how sexy you are in these photos. - I know. 643 00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:44,588 [Jonathan] Let me see it. 644 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:47,424 Honey, she's arrived. 645 00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:48,967 Hey, you look so good. 646 00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:52,888 They've had their time, now it's my time. Ready for this? 647 00:32:54,764 --> 00:32:57,058 Okay. So, we've kept it simple, 648 00:32:57,142 --> 00:33:00,812 'cause I've put all of your buttoned-up shirts on one side, 649 00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:02,731 - along with your blazers. - Okay. 650 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,983 That'll make it easy to make your suit. 651 00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:07,194 Everything goes from dark to light. 652 00:33:07,277 --> 00:33:11,948 You can wear any of this in the day, and then just throw on a jacket 653 00:33:12,032 --> 00:33:14,367 or one of the shirts to layer up on-stage, 654 00:33:14,451 --> 00:33:17,496 looks like you made an effort when you wore it all day. 655 00:33:17,579 --> 00:33:20,707 First, foundations. Underwear. Burn your old underwear. 656 00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:23,877 I'll throw it away, it'll never see the light of day. 657 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:28,131 You'll wear this for us, yeah? And I want to get you in your first look. 658 00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:29,049 - Ready? - Yeah. 659 00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:29,966 - Nervous? - No. 660 00:33:30,050 --> 00:33:32,886 It's gonna be great, I promise. Come on through. 661 00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:38,099 - Boys, you ready for it? - [Jonathan] We are born ready. 662 00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:41,228 When you come out, I want you to give us, like, a walk. 663 00:33:44,231 --> 00:33:45,148 Spin it around. 664 00:33:45,232 --> 00:33:47,317 - That jacket. - Yeah, yes. 665 00:33:47,609 --> 00:33:49,027 [Jonathan] Yes. 666 00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:52,030 - I need more Naomi, less North Korea. - [Antoni] Yeah. 667 00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:54,741 [Karamo] You are killing it. Come on, swag. 668 00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:57,869 [Jonathan] Yeah, what's it look like with the jacket off? 669 00:33:57,953 --> 00:34:00,372 [Antoni] It's like a Mark Ruffalo thing going on. 670 00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:02,958 - [Tan] Our boy looks good? - [Jonathan] He looks amazing. 671 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,501 - I think he's ready. - [Tan] Good. 672 00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:07,754 Do me a favor, will you join us? Come on the bed. 673 00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:10,882 Get in the middle, lay down, lay down on your new bed. 674 00:34:11,925 --> 00:34:15,303 We didn't get to talk about it 'cause there was heterosexuals 675 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:18,640 cutting your hair yesterday, but I sense there was something 676 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:21,476 that happened that like I feel like you have 677 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,645 the beginning of healing going on. 678 00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:25,814 I can see it in your body language. 679 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:29,442 When you stand next to me now, dressed the way you are, 680 00:34:29,526 --> 00:34:31,236 hair the way it is, glasses off, 681 00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:34,948 you carry yourself differently than you did when we first met you. 682 00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:39,578 The fact that we have achieved that is fantastic, and that's what we wanted. 683 00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:42,455 I'm feeling overwhelmed. It's just incredible. 684 00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:44,708 What you did knocked me out of the park. 685 00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:48,670 My expectations were like here, and the results are like up here. 686 00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:50,880 - Thank you so much. - [Bobby] You're welcome. 687 00:34:50,964 --> 00:34:53,550 You got the comedy show. Tell us how you feel. 688 00:34:53,633 --> 00:34:55,552 Excited. I haven't performed with my brother in a while. 689 00:34:55,635 --> 00:34:58,179 That's fine, but you'll steal the limelight. 690 00:34:58,263 --> 00:35:00,849 They're not gonna know he's there. Absolutely. 691 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:01,975 - Good. - Yeah. 692 00:35:02,058 --> 00:35:05,186 - The time has come that we must leave you. - You gotta go. 693 00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:08,398 - I got a show to get ready for. - We are gonna miss you. 694 00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:09,399 Yeah. 695 00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:11,443 [Bobby] Good luck tonight, my man. 696 00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:12,736 - See you. - Good luck. 697 00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:15,071 - Enjoy the space. - You're like a pharaoh. 698 00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:17,824 Stay in bed, your minions are coming to hug you. 699 00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:19,492 Good luck tonight, kiddo. 700 00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:21,494 - Bye, Joe. - Bye, Joe. 701 00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:23,413 - Good luck tonight. - Love you. 702 00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:26,041 [singing] ♪ This little light of Joe's ♪ 703 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:30,629 I'm excited about stepping out on that stage for the first time as the new me. 704 00:35:30,712 --> 00:35:32,797 ♪ He's gonna let it shine ♪ 705 00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:36,051 I have a lot of faith. I think he'll do well at his set. 706 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,720 ♪ This little light of Joe's ♪ 707 00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:42,265 The old Joe doesn't compare. The new Joe is light years ahead 708 00:35:42,349 --> 00:35:43,725 of where the old Joe was. 709 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:45,644 ♪ He's gonna let it shine ♪ 710 00:35:45,727 --> 00:35:49,648 I feel like it's my own kid, and I'm just like, "You can do it." 711 00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:52,233 ♪ Let it shine, let it shine ♪ 712 00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:57,030 ♪ Let it shine ♪ 713 00:35:59,032 --> 00:36:01,618 ♪ Say hello to the new me ♪ 714 00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:03,286 ♪ Like a cherry pie ♪ 715 00:36:09,084 --> 00:36:10,710 ♪ You're sexy like sugar ♪ 716 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:14,964 [Jonathan] So, Joe Gallois. 717 00:36:15,048 --> 00:36:17,217 - There you go. - Aw. 718 00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:23,223 - We've made it easy, Joe. - What do you think he'll pick out? 719 00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:27,435 I'm hoping it's gonna be a simple shirt and some jeans, and a nice jacket. 720 00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:32,023 - [Antoni] He's doing a stand-up. - [Tan] It's gotta be appropriate for it. 721 00:36:32,107 --> 00:36:34,901 No, that's the exact thing you have on already. 722 00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:39,030 He's thinking it might be a woman, so he's making it out like... 723 00:36:39,114 --> 00:36:40,740 Yeah, what is he doing? 724 00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:42,742 [Karamo] I'd love if he mounted the outfit. 725 00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:45,704 No, focus on the clothes. On the clothes. 726 00:36:45,787 --> 00:36:48,081 [Antoni] He's going after the blue pieces. 727 00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:52,085 Yeah, he is. I said build up to color, but I meant, like, tonight. 728 00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:53,294 [all laughing] 729 00:36:57,048 --> 00:37:01,928 I forgot how truly flat he can be, but I love him anyway. 730 00:37:02,011 --> 00:37:04,264 - Yeah. - Listen. Just because he's quiet 731 00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:07,016 in real life doesn't mean he won't pop on-stage. 732 00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:09,269 I want him to give me some dynamicness. 733 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:13,398 [Tan] He's putting on a jacket that's a pop of color, I'm happy. 734 00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:16,025 - He's making an effort. - [Karamo] He looks good with it. 735 00:37:16,109 --> 00:37:19,279 He should go for a black jean or gray, we're almost there. 736 00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:21,406 Like, this is reality television. 737 00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:22,657 [all laughing] 738 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,784 This is how terribly wrong it can go. 739 00:37:24,868 --> 00:37:27,454 It's gonna be a good show. It's gonna be good. 740 00:37:35,295 --> 00:37:36,337 [Jonathan] Yes, crowd. 741 00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:39,674 Yes. Can one of these ladies be a lady he can get? 742 00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:40,592 Maybe. 743 00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:44,846 Have you seen everybody else's fashion? He's a step above everybody else. 744 00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:47,015 Oh, yeah. 745 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,976 It's the guys who nominated him, his brother and Ian. 746 00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:51,728 [Paul Jr.] Stand up, let's see you. 747 00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:54,189 - Damn. - Look at that jacket, nice. 748 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:57,734 - Yeah. What's it looking like out there? - [Paul] The crowd's packed. 749 00:37:58,026 --> 00:38:01,029 His body language shifted when his brother got there. 750 00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:02,322 Super-proud of you. 751 00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:04,491 - Thank you. - You feel good? Give me a hug. 752 00:38:04,574 --> 00:38:08,495 - Oh! One-handed hug? - I know, that was an awkward hug. 753 00:38:08,578 --> 00:38:10,914 But they're not touchy-feely brothers. 754 00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:14,334 - I am with my brothers. - But they're just not like that. 755 00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:16,669 - Man, you look really good. - Thank you. 756 00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:18,087 [Fab 5] Aw. 757 00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:20,632 - Can't get over this. - Yeah. 758 00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:22,884 - Yup. - His brother seems supportive. 759 00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:25,094 [singing] ♪ I wanted to hate you, big brother ♪ 760 00:38:25,178 --> 00:38:26,137 ♪ But I like you ♪ 761 00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:27,138 [laughs] 762 00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:31,142 Thank you guys for coming out tonight. Come on, y'all, pump it up. 763 00:38:31,726 --> 00:38:34,145 - [Tan] Please be funny. - [Karamo] He's gonna be great. 764 00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:36,272 [Tan] Please bless him. He's funny. 765 00:38:36,356 --> 00:38:39,025 I'm, like, sweaty-palmed nervous for him. 766 00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:44,072 [Paul Jr.] It is my honor to bring up my brother to this stage. 767 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:49,452 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Joe Gallois 2.0! 768 00:38:49,536 --> 00:38:50,954 [crowd cheering] 769 00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:07,512 All right, all right, guys. 770 00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:09,806 Thank you so much for coming. 771 00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:13,560 I've had quite a week. I had five gay guys come over to my house. 772 00:39:14,227 --> 00:39:18,022 Not usually. I had five gay guys come into my house this week. 773 00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:20,733 Or they came to my parents' house. 774 00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:22,068 [crowd laughing] 775 00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:24,737 Made me over head to toe. 776 00:39:24,821 --> 00:39:27,782 And, guys, I've upgraded. I'm now in the basement. 777 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:28,908 What? 778 00:39:28,992 --> 00:39:30,159 [crowd cheering] 779 00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:32,829 That's actually really good. 780 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,959 For the longest time, I've been jobless, loveless and penniless. 781 00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:42,714 I'm still most of those things, but my parents have been there the whole time. 782 00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:46,426 They wanna be proud of me, but I've given them nothing. 783 00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:49,929 They would find anything, 'cause they're good parents. 784 00:39:50,013 --> 00:39:53,641 Like, I told my dad my car passed its emissions test. He was elated. 785 00:39:54,142 --> 00:39:55,685 [crowd laughing] 786 00:39:57,478 --> 00:40:00,857 He was like, "That's a 2001 Camry. That's not a given. Good job." 787 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,317 [crowd laughing] 788 00:40:03,568 --> 00:40:06,863 A little bit about me. This year, I've lost 110 pounds. 789 00:40:06,946 --> 00:40:10,533 - [crowd cheering] - Thank you, thank you, thank you. 790 00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:13,620 I had to lose the weight. I was the biggest I ever was. 791 00:40:13,703 --> 00:40:15,914 I hit rock bottom in terms of my weight, 792 00:40:15,997 --> 00:40:19,083 and I was worried I was gonna end up on a reality show. 793 00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:20,418 [laughing] 794 00:40:21,628 --> 00:40:24,297 What I was worried about was ending up on the show Hoarders. 795 00:40:26,007 --> 00:40:28,676 And the show was just gonna be about my body. 796 00:40:30,887 --> 00:40:34,682 The host comes in, starts grabbing me, "What do you need these for?" 797 00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:36,893 I'm like, "I don't know, the winter? 798 00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:38,227 [crowd laughing] 799 00:40:38,311 --> 00:40:40,104 I'm storing. I'm storing nuts." 800 00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:41,940 [all laughing] 801 00:40:42,815 --> 00:40:45,234 Guys, that's my time. Thank you so much, thank you. 802 00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:46,361 [crowd cheering] 803 00:40:46,569 --> 00:40:49,155 Been one crazy week. Thank you guys so much. 804 00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:52,033 Thank you. Thank you. 805 00:40:52,992 --> 00:40:54,035 Thank you. 806 00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:57,288 - Yes! - Yeah! 807 00:40:57,372 --> 00:40:58,790 [all cheering and whooping] 808 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:02,293 Hey. 809 00:41:04,087 --> 00:41:06,005 Thank you. Thank you for coming. 810 00:41:06,506 --> 00:41:10,176 - [Karamo] Oh, who's this lady? - Who are you with the orange nails? 811 00:41:10,259 --> 00:41:11,678 [Tan] Oh, he's holding on, too. 812 00:41:11,761 --> 00:41:14,138 Yeah, I gotta be fast. 813 00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:15,890 [Karamo] What? 814 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:20,311 - My man, my man got his swag. - Did he mention a girl to anybody? 815 00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:22,772 - No, he didn't mention a girl. - Who is she? 816 00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:24,357 - You checking around? - Yes. 817 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:25,817 Okay, I'll be back. 818 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:28,277 - Who is that chick? - He said, "coming back." 819 00:41:28,361 --> 00:41:31,823 - Thank you so much. This is all you guys. - You were great, too. 820 00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:34,283 - Thank you. - Nice little set, good job. 821 00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:37,912 - They gave me business cards. - That's what you do, pass them out. 822 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:41,457 - Peter, have a business card. - Your jacket is incredible. 823 00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:42,917 - Yeah. - It's great. 824 00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:45,712 - That is incredible. - Shout-out for the jacket. 825 00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:49,716 That was a whole new everything. And I've watched you for years. 826 00:41:49,799 --> 00:41:52,427 I didn't feel like you were holding anything in. 827 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:55,430 - Yes, yes, yes. - Yes, he seems confident. 828 00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:59,017 You made eye contact, you were seamless, you were confident. 829 00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:01,269 - Yeah. - You seriously were incredible. 830 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,312 [Karamo] This was what we were teaching him. 831 00:42:03,396 --> 00:42:05,982 Eye contact, look at people, body language. 832 00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:08,317 Be confident. You're the man, Joe. 833 00:42:08,401 --> 00:42:09,777 I'm really glad you came. 834 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:14,615 This has been the craziest week, 835 00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:17,869 and, like, I'm so glad you were texting me back. 836 00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:18,870 Uh-oh. 837 00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:20,705 - She's touching him. - Oh, God. 838 00:42:21,414 --> 00:42:23,541 I know we've been hanging out a lot... 839 00:42:25,626 --> 00:42:28,963 Are we actually going out? Can we go out on a real date? 840 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:31,299 - Let's go on a real date. - Yes! 841 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:33,634 Yeah! 842 00:42:36,137 --> 00:42:37,555 [all shouting] 843 00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:42,268 He just got a date! He just got a date! 844 00:42:42,351 --> 00:42:43,686 He just got a date! 845 00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:46,773 Yes! He got a date! 846 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:50,860 We have to do a big cheers. 847 00:42:50,943 --> 00:42:53,488 - To Below Average Joe. - To Joe. 848 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:54,906 [all] To Below Average Joe! 849 00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:57,325 Yeah, it's so weird, isn't it? 850 00:42:58,451 --> 00:43:00,078 - What was the best part? - What? 851 00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:04,499 This. This is the best part. 852 00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:13,091 [Extreme Music's "Keep It Groovin'" playing] 853 00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:14,717 ♪ Keep it, keep it groovin' ♪ 854 00:43:14,801 --> 00:43:16,344 ♪ All you gotta do is... ♪ 855 00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:20,890 If you've got too much jelly in the belly, what you can do is layer up, 856 00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:22,642 make that eye dance, 857 00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:25,353 and then you'll distract from your weak spot. 858 00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:27,688 Mean. 859 00:43:28,356 --> 00:43:30,566 - You're the one who ate the donut. - Mean. 860 00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:32,110 ♪ Keep it groovin' ♪ 861 00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:35,363 ♪ Keep it, keep it groovin' Keep it, keep it groovin' ♪ 862 00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:37,573 ♪ All you gotta do is... ♪ 863 00:43:37,657 --> 00:43:38,950 ♪ Keep it groovin' ♪ 864 00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:42,245 ♪ Keep it, keep it groovin' Keep it, keep it groovin' ♪ 865 00:43:42,328 --> 00:43:43,704 ♪ One, two, three ♪ 866 00:43:56,092 --> 00:43:57,677 ♪ Keep it groovin', baby ♪ 867 00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:01,055 ♪ I don't need no fairy tales Shooting stars or wishing wells ♪ 868 00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:03,391 ♪ To be the prince That you're lookin' for ♪ 869 00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:06,352 ♪ You say that you don't need No centerfold ♪ 870 00:44:06,435 --> 00:44:10,273 ♪ Skinny girl To be the Charming I'm looking for ♪ 871 00:44:10,773 --> 00:44:12,316 ♪ So let's take... ♪ 872 00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:28,624 ♪ Tell you how we do it Show you how we move it ♪ 873 00:44:28,708 --> 00:44:31,878 ♪ Let your worries fade away Fade away ♪ 874 00:44:31,961 --> 00:44:35,464 ♪ Sticking to that back beat End up in a back seat ♪