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♪ Baby, meet me on the dance floor ♪
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♪ You, me
Are about to lose control ♪
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♪ Get your body on the dance floor ♪
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♪ Baby, meet me on the dance floor ♪
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♪ You, me
Are about to lose control ♪
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- [Bobby] What have we got, Jonathan?
- Okay, we're gonna go see a Joe Gallois.
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Nominated by his friend Ian
and brother, Paul.
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He lives in his childhood bedroom
at his parents'.
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- A 33-year-old man living at his parents'?
- How are you getting laid?
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[Joe] My name's Joe Gallois,
I'm 33 years old,
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I live right outside Atlanta, Georgia.
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I'm a stand-up comedian.
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And on top of it, that bedroom
is a mix of a comic-book store
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and a sports-memorabilia store.
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- You're not getting laid.
- What every woman wants to see.
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Wonder how his parents feel
about him being in the house.
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I'd say not that good.
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[all laughing]
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Joe is interesting. Of the kids,
he was the quietest, but the funnier one.
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He, quote, "works" as a stand-up comedian,
but he's "rarely paid."
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- Joe's got a show at the end of the week,
- Rarely.
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which is his opportunity
to debut a new look
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and get him out of his parents' house
and into a lady's bed.
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Joe and Paul started comedy
around the same time,
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but Paul's the more "successful" one.
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- Oh, sibling rivalry never works out well.
- How close is his bedroom
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- to your parents' bedroom?
- Next door.
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- Birth control.
- Yes, he's safe from getting pregnant.
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[Ian] Yeah.
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I'm nominating Joe, because
he is a little bit of a late-starter,
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getting out of his parents' house,
and he's sort of an underdog.
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His nominator says
he recently lost 115 pounds.
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[all cheering]
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- [Jonathan] One-one-five, yes.
- He's on a good path.
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- That means there's... A motivation.
- There's a will.
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His culinary skills are limited
to the microwave, Antoni.
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- Love a good microwave meal.
- Yes.
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If he's not working, he's living at home,
why doesn't he cook?
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- Right?
- He's busy being depressed.
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- I think we're gonna learn... Yeah.
- You took it real low.
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I know, that made us all real sad.
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- We're making a lot of assumptions.
- I apologized to the viewers. It's fine.
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♪ Better
All things just keep getting better ♪
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[pop music playing]
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♪ Here we go again ♪
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[Bobby] All right, guys, let's go.
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- Watch out, it's steep.
- [Jonathan] Yes, yes.
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- Hello?
- [Karamo] It's the Fab 5.
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- [Bobby] Hello, hello.
- We're getting wet.
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Hey. How are you doing?
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How are you doing?
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- We're looking for Joe. Where's his room?
- Upstairs.
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- Safe to go there?
- [Paul Sr.] Go ahead.
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Joey.
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- What's going on?
- [Joe] How's it going?
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Hey, I'm Bobby.
Nice to meet you. Give me a hug.
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Oh, my gosh.
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A 12-year-old lives here.
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Hi, you've got a look of fear.
Don't be scared. Nice to meet you.
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[Karamo] This room is a mess.
What's going on here?
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When's the last time you changed these?
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[Bobby] When did your mom
change these sheets?
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What year was that? I don't remember.
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There's stuff you haven't parted with.
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[Joe] Exactly.
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[Jonathan] I can't get over this dust.
It's outrageous.
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How are you?
We've just bombarded your house.
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- You're blown away.
- A little overwhelmed. Yeah.
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Everything about Joe, from the hair
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to the way he's standing,
like a deer in headlights who was like:
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What is going on here?
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You can just tell he's not
as confident as he should be.
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We're safe, this is what we do.
We wrestle.
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[laughing]
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This is what we do.
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You sound like a little girl, Tan.
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What's going on? These do not look
like they fit you anymore.
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- Uh, they're a little big. I'm an XL.
- Not anymore.
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- [Bobby] Tell us about your weight.
- I lost 115 pounds.
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You're gorgeous. Yes.
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- I kept going to the gym every day.
- Nice.
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Eating better and being active.
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That chest is inviting me
to lay my head on it.
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Inviting me to lay my head.
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- Not while wearing this sweater.
- This is a Bob Saget classic.
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- This is double XL. We could fit two here.
- What's with all the VHS tapes?
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There's a VCR here. I never parted
with them yet. I just never...
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[Bobby] Tan.
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[Tan] Not in the closet again.
You were there too long.
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- Oh, my God, no.
- [Jonathan] How does that work?
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[shouting]
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You almost destroyed Tan. [shrieks]
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[Tan] Not the moneymaker.
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- I love a good cheese hat.
- [Tan] It's stinky. When you were 10, 12,
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was that your favorite time?
Everything's from that era.
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I never got rid of the stuff,
but, yeah, I enjoyed my childhood.
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Joey's really stuck in time.
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The room of a 12-year-old.
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How much time do you spend
on a grooming moment?
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- Um... About five minutes.
- You will do five?
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I'll shave what I need to shave
to clean this up.
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Are you, like, scared
of owning your sexiness sometimes?
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I guess so. I'm not used to the idea.
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- 'Cause you don't believe it yet?
- Yeah, I don't see myself as that.
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- Yeah. You're gonna.
- I'm waiting.
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Sexy time.
You're giving me Patrick Dempsey,
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take-your-top-off,
hold-me-till-the-pain-goes away.
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Like, "I will change your tire,
I will pay your bills, I will provide."
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- I will do none of those things, but yeah.
- You might.
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Yes. I got a black light.
I just wanna see how much stuff there is.
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You should be wearing gloves.
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Maybe he's doing it in the shower.
It's cleaner.
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So, I have to ask. I had to find you.
Your son's 33, living next to you.
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How do you feel?
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Hello. I wanna talk about
these bowling shirts.
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What's the fascination?
Like, you've got a lot.
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They're something above a T-shirt,
but not formal.
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But you're my age,
and honestly, you dress like my dad.
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Do you feel cool?
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- No. Never, never.
- [Tan] All right, good. So...
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- I know, I know.
- Look at this.
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- [Antoni] I love you.
- I know, it hurts my heart a little bit.
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There's a certain passivity to Joe
that I don't quite have figured out yet.
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He's a comedian,
so you'd expect that he would be lively
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- and commanding.
- It's all going on behind a wall.
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My biggest issue is, they're so big.
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If you're dressing for a larger body,
you can't feel sexy when you're in that.
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I know that you've not been as successful
as you wanted to be at comedy.
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Use all the tools, like make sure
your hair's good, your outfit,
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to make sure
you've done the best you can. Yeah?
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He's not 15 anymore,
so he can stay for now.
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- I'd like to see him leave.
- How can we help?
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I think just boosting him along and,
you know, giving him some more confidence.
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- [Antoni] Oh, my God. What is that?
- Also these are, like, way too big now.
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There's nothing worse than ending up
on a date and thinking:
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- "Ugly underwear."
- [Antoni] What would you do?
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I'd be like, "I'm sorry,
I've gotta feed my cat."
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- You are not this size.
- [Antoni] That is huge.
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No one's been down here in a little bit.
Old product graveyard.
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[Karamo]
Why haven't you moved out yet?
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[Joe] Doing comedy,
I just haven't had the money.
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- How has comedy been working for you?
- Uh, it's fun, I enjoy it.
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Well, if your dream and goal
is to be a comedian,
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how much time
are you spending on yourself?
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Not as much as I should.
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I don't know how to enjoy myself.
That's my biggest problem.
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I don't know how
in terms of letting loose.
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We'll have to get rid of that.
Just do this. It's do the Bernie.
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Do the Bernie with me.
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- There you go, do the Bernie.
- Yeah.
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I was upset when I black-lighted the room,
and I didn't see any bodily fluids.
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Maybe it's because his parents' bedroom
is next door.
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What I'd like you to do is go next door
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and tell me if you can hear any
of the stuff I'll do.
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I want it rowdy.
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Mom, please don't watch this part.
Just fast-forward.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- [knocking on wall]
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- [Jonathan] Oh, God.
- And what if I do it back?
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[Jonathan]
You can really hear it, can't you?
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Yeah, I think we've solved it.
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- [in British accent] We solved it.
- [laughing]
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We could film a scene here.
Yeah, give it, work it.
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- [in normal voice] What do you mean? Why?
- Yeah, where's my camera?
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Let me give you some Nicki Minaj.
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["Wizardz of Oz's
"Look Who's Killing Now" playing]
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Oh, beautiful. Oh, beautiful. Now you need
to pump it, pump it, there you go.
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[both laughing]
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This is the sexiest thing
that's happened in this room.
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- Sexiest thing in years.
- It's devastating, 'cause...
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- He ain't shagging.
- No.
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- [Tan] No one.
- Hi, Booby.
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Hey, what's up?
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- We're not talking about your sex life.
- No one is.
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Aw.
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Remember when Beyoncé did that album
I Am... Sasha Fierce?
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Maybe he was giving us I Am, then when
he gets on-stage, we'll see Sasha Fierce.
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[Bobby] Where's a space
that you can completely be yourself?
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- That room is shared with your parents.
- There's not really one.
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Is there a basement? Can we see?
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- Yeah, let's go down.
- [Bobby] We're heading to the basement.
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Why aren't you here? What would you
think about moving Joe here?
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I think this is a good launch pad
to eventually get out.
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[Tan] Don't share a wall
with your parents.
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Moving Joe to the basement,
a no-brainer. His own entrance.
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I love that.
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Two floors away from his parents' bedroom,
which, for a 33-year-old, it's important.
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- Yes.
- It'll give him independence.
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- Love it.
- It's that baby step,
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getting him out of his parents' house
and on his own.
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[Karamo] What's your style?
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I do a lot of commentary
and also self-deprecating humor.
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Example of the self-deprecating humor?
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I talk about how hard it is
to pick up women
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- when your line is, "Sorry to bother you."
- [Jonathan] Oh, yes, yes.
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That's not a good line.
You know what would be better? Like...
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Wait, no. Never mind, don't listen to me.
I don't know how to pick up women.
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You do it with your legs,
not with your back.
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- That was funny.
- That's good.
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That was hilarious.
Oh, my God, who are you?
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- That was good.
- Yeah, there's hope.
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♪ Pushing all the buttons ♪
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♪ Flicking the switch ♪
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♪ Are you gonna get it? ♪
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[Karamo] My granny used to say,
"Karamo, remember,
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shit is the best fertilizer,
because it helps flowers grow."
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And that is what I want for Joe,
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to realize this shit show he's living in
is actually the tools that we're gonna use
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to make him this amazing man and comic.
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I don't wanna pull focus from his act, but
I want people to think, "He looks good."
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Mojo's the word for him. I don't know
if he's never had it or if he lost it.
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Or maybe with the weight loss,
it's a step in gaining that back.
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If we can help unmask him,
get him out from hiding behind that beard
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and this narrative of, "I live with
my parents. Things didn't work out.
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I got my hands in my pockets,
I don't know who I am."
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I wanna bust him out. You gotta own it.
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Like, be like the straight version
of how I own it. Like:
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♪ Never gonna quit ♪
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♪ Never going back ♪
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♪ Smile on my face ♪
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♪ I can make you rich ♪
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- Have you ever been to this mall before?
- [Joe] Never.
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[Tan] Okay, it's awesome.
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This store, I think we're
gonna find what you need.
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[Joe] All right.
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Joe's style now, quite frankly,
is a lazy style. They're just clothes.
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- Where do you normally shop?
- Uh, at Kohl's or Target or Walmart.
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Okay.
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He's getting on-stage,
and even if his jokes aren't landing,
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I wanna make sure his look lands,
his brand lands.
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I want you to shop in stores dedicated
for men and for men our age.
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We're trying to get you to the point
where people know,
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even if we cut off your face...
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- They'd know it's me.
- On-stage, we know that's Joe.
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So, that's why I'm bringing in
some great shirts.
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I want a solid and a print. You can rotate
that through different jeans.
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You can wear it with shorts
and look dressed up. Okay, next.
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Denim.
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Every man's closet
should be dark blue jeans,
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a black jean and a mid-wash jean.
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Okay, a dark blue, and it's a slim fit.
Not gonna get you into a skinny.
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I know it's appropriate for me,
but I'm a big fat homo.
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- So, let's get you into a slim fit.
- A slim, okay.
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- Ready to try it on?
- Yeah.
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Okay, good.
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Style is not fashion.
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Fashion is not trendy after a season.
I couldn't give a shit about fashion.
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Style is dressing the way
that you feel confident,
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and what is appropriate for you,
your age, body type.
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So, the reason why I've got these colors
together is the blues go nicely together.
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I wanna make sure whenever
we're wearing a polo tucked in,
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we'll pull it out a bit.
We won't have it too tucked in.
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Not sure about the polo. It forms up
against the body, so it's still showing
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- the spare tire sort of thing.
- Yeah, okay.
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- I love the jacket.
- Good.
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An easy change for that.
If you're not loving a polo,
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you can put on
a button-down shirt underneath.
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- Okay, ready? First things first.
- Yeah.
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The thing that'll be difficult for you is
you don't hold weight in your shoulders.
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But you do around your midriff.
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So, you'll have to get a slightly
bigger size, roll up your sleeves,
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and it'll make it look
like the shirt fits you properly.
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Because it's the right size,
it's now slimming you.
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It's not clinging too much.
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- Right.
- And your jean is now going
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to make you look taller than you are.
Then you could pop on a layer.
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That bomber jacket that you had in school,
we're gonna give you a cooler version.
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I can be quarterback of the football team.
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- Ha, ha. Did you wanna be quarterback?
- I could throw.
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They were the cool kids, right?
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- Do you feel cool?
- Yeah, I feel cooler.
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It just makes a huge difference.
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You look 33,
and we're starting to create a brand
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where it's cool, it's young.
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Now that we've tried on things,
I've got questions for you.
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Tell me about, what was the thing
that motivated you to lose the weight?
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Um... It was one of those
now-or-never points.
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If I don't lose the weight now,
as I get older, it'll be harder,
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- and I just won't do it.
- When you look at yourself
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dressed this way differently,
how does it feel?
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I should've been doing this.
What was I waiting for?
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When I see this, I think,
"He's a well-dressed man."
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Keep it simple like this, classic.
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This isn't going out of style
anytime soon.
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It's making sure you look great,
but it's not a distraction.
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Let's get you changed back
into your regular clothes.
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- My civilian clothes.
- Yeah.
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- Hey, y'all.
- Hey, brother.
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- How are you?
- Good.
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- I'm Antoni, nice to meet you.
- Paul.
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[Antoni]
I look forward to spending time with Joe,
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getting to know his brother,
like being a detective.
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I refuse to think
that he is this sterile, mojo-less dude.
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I refuse.
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- [Antoni] Is this fried?
- [Paul] Fried pickles, smoke wings,
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and that's a diner burger
and collard greens.
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Mm.
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- You started comedy at the same time?
- Yeah, back in 2009.
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- 2009, so, it's been about eight years.
- Mm-hm.
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People always ask us about whether
or not it creates a rivalry or anything.
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- But not really.
- [Joe] No.
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I want him to succeed
as much as I wanna succeed.
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[Antoni] Of course.
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When you did that improv class
when you were 12 or 13,
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they did this scene where it was like,
Jesus the teenage years. He played Jesus.
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Offended a lady
whose kid's in the class.
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The lady grabs the kid,
who was in the scene...
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- [Paul] Pulled him off-stage.
- [Joe] The door kept swinging.
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It swings back and forth.
You see him there on the wall, praying.
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I'm like, "Comedy can get all sorts
of reactions, I want in."
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Oh, my God.
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Whatever the reaction you get,
it's a way to connect to other people.
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Comedy allows you to realize others have
the same thoughts, makes you feel good.
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When I'm off-stage, it's easier to talk
to them. The conversation started.
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- If I didn't do comedy, I wouldn't talk.
- [Antoni] It makes more sense to me now.
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- Tell me about the show this weekend.
- We're on the same show again
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- for the first time in forever.
- Must be nice to get back together
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- and do something.
- [Paul] It'll be fun.
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There'll be a lot of people.
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- Are you both ready for it?
- We'll figure it out.
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Joe's very reserved
and seems to keep a lot to himself.
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But when we sit next
to someone we're close to,
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they notice things about you.
Things you're too shy to admit.
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You look like a homeless guy
with some kind of terminal illness.
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You wear sweatpants like you're pregnant
and about to watch Dr. Phil.
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- They're comfortable.
- Part of that is a fact.
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Here's an easy one.
You still live with Mom and Dad.
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You have half a tooth.
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I do have half a tooth.
Don't ever drink in the shower.
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- It's hard to roast your brother.
- [Antoni] Yeah.
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- He's so lovable.
- He is a really lovable guy.
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Despite the fact he lives in
a sports store mixed with a comics store.
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[laughing]
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All right.
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- How'd it go today with Tan?
- It was good. Tried on pants.
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- I didn't split them.
- That's always a good day.
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That was my biggest fear. Don't split.
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[Bobby laughing]
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♪ Check yourself
Don't wreck yourself ♪
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[Bobby] We are redoing a basement.
One thing I'm looking for you is storage,
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and clever uses of spaces.
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I'm picking out furniture
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you'll be able to take with you,
and work in any place.
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- [Joe] Sweet.
- This space here,
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they give you the square footage,
430 square feet.
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This is a great size space,
and it's only slightly smaller
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than the space I'm doing for you.
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It feels so much bigger.
What's the vibe you're going for?
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- Tell me what you wanna feel.
- That's a big philosophical question.
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In terms of having people over, I want
a place that's inviting, a minibar,
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a place where people can sit down.
Like a sectional might work.
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00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:10,339
Oh. You just said sectional and making
cocktails for friends, which is cool.
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He's thinking like: "I wish I had a place
where I could do this, have girls over,"
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which makes me wanna engage with him
to figure out what that's all about.
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I wanna do the back wall
full of tall bookcases,
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so it draws the eye up
and makes your ceilings look taller.
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00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,983
We are in a basement.
so the ceilings are a bit shorter.
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This is a sleeper sofa.
Wanna climb on that?
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- Yeah.
- You can get a whole party in it, too.
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Get down here.
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If we party too much
and we passed out, this works.
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So glad I wore deodorant.
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- I am, too.
- I'm glad you did. You smell fresh.
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- I like this kitchen.
- I love gray.
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I'll put a kitchenette in your room.
We'll do lower cabinets,
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countertop, a fridge underneath.
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A microwave on top.
You'll have everything but the sink.
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- This is actually so exciting.
- Kitchen set.
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We're gonna stock up on everything here.
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For 4.99, you can get the containers
you need for your meal prep.
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00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:08,522
In California, we use the small ones
for your different type of weed.
371
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:12,526
So, this is an awesome pot,
because it has a heavy bottom.
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Insert joke here.
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It tends to be thicker,
so it's not gonna burn as easily.
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- That's not a good sound.
- [Antoni] Stay out of the kitchen.
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I found smaller cocktail napkins there.
These are super-big for drinks.
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- Gonna be...
- [glass breaks]
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Gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go.
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Karamo.
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- Don't damage my car.
- Hate these carts.
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00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,009
- Hi.
- Hey.
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00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,136
- Wanna hop in?
- This thing's so dirty.
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00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,681
- Where have you been?
- Don't worry about that.
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00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,641
You've been off-road or something.
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When's the last time you had a girlfriend?
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00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,023
Uh...
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- 2007-ish.
- So, have you dated any girls since then?
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00:19:56,195 --> 00:20:00,282
I've been on dates, but nothing
consistent. I have no social skills.
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00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:04,620
I truly believe that Joe has had many
missed opportunities for love,
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for his career, but he didn't go after it
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because his head was buried in the sand.
I want him to put himself out there.
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00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,880
[Karamo] I went to your Facebook,
because I was gonna friend you,
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and your Facebook is horrible.
393
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,428
- Horrible?
- Yes. I also went to YouTube.
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00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:24,348
- There's nothing on there.
- Unless it's good, I don't put it up.
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I have to tell you,
my thing is branding you,
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helping you network,
and part of you figuring out
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how you brand yourself
is putting yourself out there.
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00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:36,694
But for me to help you,
I kind of need to see you do that.
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So, I called up some people.
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00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:39,613
[laughing]
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00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:42,199
- And I got a new audience.
- All right.
402
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,701
And Jonathan's here.
403
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,459
I hate my hair,
but people say they love it.
404
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,460
No, I love it.
405
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,213
Thank you so much.
406
00:20:57,131 --> 00:21:00,926
Here's the thing. My friend, Joe,
who is absolutely gorgeous...
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00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,637
Look at him over there.
408
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:06,682
He's gorgeous.
He's here to do a set for you.
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Give him your full attention
and love for ten minutes. Mr. Joe Gallois.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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- There you go.
- [Jonathan] Yeah, you are so welcome.
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If Joe wants to be in comedy,
he needs to command any room.
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That's why I brought him here. If you can
command this crowd, you can make it.
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00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:28,662
A little bit about me, guys,
I lost 110 pounds the past year.
415
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[crowd cheering]
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00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:31,624
That is true. It's taken over my life.
417
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:34,126
It's affecting my relationships
with friends.
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00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:37,129
A friend of mine had a baby,
and I got to go visit.
419
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:41,133
I asked how much it weighed. My friend
was like, "It came out 7 pounds,
420
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,968
but now it's down to 6.5."
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00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:46,680
Instead of being concerned,
my first thought was, I said to him:
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"Oh, what's its secret?
423
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,519
Is it little baby Pilates?"
424
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:56,816
Then the baby threw up,
and I was like, "Oh, it's bulimia."
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[Karamo]
I'm gonna be real. Joe is a funny guy.
426
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:03,656
But right now,
these jokes are not connecting.
427
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:06,200
I feel like he needs
a bit more confidence.
428
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:09,829
And then maybe this crowd
would be feeling him the way I am.
429
00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:13,290
I was easily scared as a kid.
I used to be scared of vampires,
430
00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:16,752
which is stupid, 'cause
there's too many rules for vampires.
431
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:20,881
And none of them make any sense.
Like, there's a rule where it's like,
432
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vampires don't like garlic,
which sounds like a preference to me.
433
00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:28,305
Vampires are like,
"We don't like garlic, not for us."
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00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:33,978
This is my favorite. Vampires will die
if you drive a stake through their heart.
435
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:36,897
Now, I'm no doctor,
436
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:42,486
but that goes for just about anybody.
Do you need to put that in the rule book?
437
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:45,489
Is there someone who got stabbed,
who was like: "Oh!
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It's okay, I'm not a vampire.
This is fine."
439
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:54,290
All right, guys, thank you guys so much.
Thank you, American Legion.
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- [Karamo] Really good.
- [man] Good job, brother.
441
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,586
- Thank you.
- Good job. Play it.
442
00:22:58,669 --> 00:23:01,338
What did you guys think
of Joe's performance?
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[woman] You were great.
444
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:04,675
- [Joe] Yeah.
- Real life is so funny.
445
00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:06,385
- [Karamo] Hey, can we talk?
- [man] Absolutely.
446
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:08,846
What did you think of Joe's performance?
447
00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:10,472
I thought it sucked.
448
00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:11,932
[all laughing]
449
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:15,019
- I wasn't expecting that.
- Can't please them all.
450
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,605
- [Karamo] So, the performance wasn't good?
- [man] No.
451
00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:19,398
What didn't you like about it?
452
00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:22,484
- Uh, the delivery.
- I gotta work on that.
453
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,403
- Thank you, thank you.
- Very good.
454
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:27,072
- [Karamo] Did you think Joe was funny?
- He was hilarious.
455
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:28,115
[Joe] Thank you so much.
456
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:30,451
- I need one of those shirts.
- Thank you.
457
00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:31,952
- Isn't it cute?
- Yeah.
458
00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:33,579
Just enough skin.
459
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:36,874
- Bye, everybody. See you later.
- Bye.
460
00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:40,961
My only note is, work on your eye contact
when you deliver your joke.
461
00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:44,340
- [Karamo] That's what I was gonna say.
- Your timing was amazing,
462
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:47,426
the material was good,
but when you look down a lot,
463
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:50,763
you have that every single time,
it doesn't read.
464
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:53,849
- You need to be more assertive.
- [Karamo] You gotta own a room.
465
00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:57,019
- It's underlining the self-esteem.
- It's all up in here.
466
00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,813
I wanna rip your shirt
and nuzzle in your nook...
467
00:23:59,897 --> 00:24:03,525
- I don't have many left.
- I won't. I love this facey-wacey.
468
00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:06,028
Just get in there, and just give me a...
469
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:07,863
- My God.
- There we go.
470
00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:10,366
- Okay. Okay, okay.
- He's just so strong.
471
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:14,161
- Wow, um, that's pretty good.
- Yes. Honey.
472
00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:16,163
That was gorgeous.
473
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:17,790
[pop music playing]
474
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:29,301
So, here we are, come on in.
Mike is an extremely talented barber.
475
00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:31,387
- All right.
- He'll handle your beard,
476
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:35,557
and the sides and the back of your hair.
I'll tag-team in and do the top.
477
00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:38,560
- Awesome.
- I wanna change the shape of his hair.
478
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,938
There's no finish,
no polish, no pizzazz.
479
00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:43,440
There's no story to be told
other than basic.
480
00:24:43,524 --> 00:24:46,110
Like, he's just giving you
basic, basic, basic.
481
00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:49,988
- Where do you wanna be in a year?
- [Joe] On the road doing comedy.
482
00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:53,492
- What steps do you need to take?
- I need to reach out to clubs,
483
00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:55,244
- and bookers and stuff.
- Yes.
484
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:59,331
- Go to all those American Legions.
- An American Legions tour.
485
00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:01,667
That'd be major. I love that story.
486
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:02,793
The sides are good.
487
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:04,837
Want me to jump in? Do the beard?
488
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,673
And we'll shave the neck
and do the beard after.
489
00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:12,553
Yes. I love this, like,
hair shop for bros.
490
00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:16,849
We're just a bunch of baby bros
who need to have gorgeous hair, too.
491
00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:19,226
- [Joe] We all need it.
- [Jonathan] Yeah.
492
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:21,145
Feeling good.
How are you feeling?
493
00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:22,312
Feel good.
494
00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:25,232
[Jonathan] You wanna get that beard off?
Yeah, let's do it.
495
00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:29,153
Oh, my God, yes.
496
00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:31,405
This is so cathartic.
497
00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:35,117
I'm not gonna leave you with a mustache,
but do I like it? Yes.
498
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,536
Am I attracted to you?
A hundred percent.
499
00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:40,205
I'll take that towel off
so I can look at you.
500
00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:42,583
Let me see this. Keep your eyes closed.
501
00:25:43,584 --> 00:25:45,377
Okay, like, I don't hate that.
502
00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:49,006
While I want you to feel confident,
it's not completely
503
00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,800
- about what you want right now.
- [Joe] No, exactly.
504
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:54,928
- But I'm okay with you getting rid of it.
- Yo, yo, yo.
505
00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:56,472
- Hey, girls.
- Hey, baby.
506
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,390
- Hi.
- How are you doing?
507
00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:02,686
Good. Honey. I almost left him with
a Fred Mercury 'stache, but we didn't.
508
00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:07,149
- Hold on. I'm already feeling this look.
- [Tan] It's like Bambi being born.
509
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,776
[Tan laughing]
510
00:26:08,859 --> 00:26:11,195
[Jonathan]
Okay, so, here we go, it's happening.
511
00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:14,323
And a-three, and a-two, and a-one.
512
00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:16,742
Oh, wow. Yeah.
513
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,038
- Yeah, I like it. That looks good.
- [Tan] It looks so good.
514
00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:25,334
- Do you see the shape of your face?
- Yeah. I see the jawline and everything.
515
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,628
- Yeah, you do.
- I see both chins now.
516
00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:29,296
[Karamo] No, don't say that.
517
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:33,217
This is your look.
Your face looks slender, you look great.
518
00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,260
You look masculine, sexy, strong.
519
00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:38,597
Before, one out of a hundred ladies
would wanna get with it,
520
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:42,017
and now, like, 98 out of a hundred
wanna get with it.
521
00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:44,645
- But those two are gonna bother me.
- Exactly.
522
00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:48,357
[Tan] Thank you, after you, after you,
gentlemen, gentlemen.
523
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,235
Okay, so, you've got
your gorgeous surprise.
524
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:53,862
When we were together,
we talked about the fact
525
00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:57,032
that you need to brand yourself
and know how to network.
526
00:26:57,115 --> 00:27:00,577
But part of branding,
with this brand-new way you're looking,
527
00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:03,705
we need to get some images
that show how you look.
528
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:08,669
- So, we have a photo shoot set up for you.
- Right, all right, yeah.
529
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:12,714
- You're about to be a model.
- This look on you. Don't be nervous.
530
00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:16,051
Don't be nervous.
This is Philippe, this is Bryan.
531
00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:16,969
Bryan, I'm Joe.
532
00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:21,223
And so, they are photographers,
they have their own studios, B&P Studios,
533
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:24,560
which are amazing,
and they'll take great shots for you
534
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:27,062
that you can start using
to brand yourself.
535
00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:29,231
People don't need to see the old you.
536
00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:32,192
- No, they need to see this me.
- This guy, got it.
537
00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:34,236
- Need to see all this.
- Yeah.
538
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:37,072
You can't be in this,
so we're gonna change.
539
00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:39,950
[Tan] So, I've got a look for you.
540
00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:41,660
[Karamo] This is gonna be amazing.
541
00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:43,495
I'm gonna teach him how to pose.
542
00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:45,414
- You're good at that.
- So are you.
543
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:47,666
You're good at it in a boyish way.
544
00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:48,959
Yeah, I'm more like:
545
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,671
Yeah, right, exactly, but I go like:
546
00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:54,756
[laughs]
547
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:58,677
See if I can do your way and you can
do my way. You can butch it up.
548
00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:01,388
- No, you can't purse the lips.
- Okay.
549
00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:04,391
- If you butch it up, you gotta...
- Just really...
550
00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:05,601
It's just relaxed.
551
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:06,643
Okay, okay, okay.
552
00:28:06,727 --> 00:28:07,978
So, you see my face?
553
00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:12,065
- It's totally relaxed. So, it's like...
- There you go, straight up.
554
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,197
Guys, look at our new Joe.
555
00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:21,158
Look how cute he looks.
556
00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:22,451
[Karamo] Wow!
557
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,369
- Give me a twirl.
- Work it.
558
00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:27,080
- Walk up with that confidence.
- [Karamo] There you go.
559
00:28:27,164 --> 00:28:28,332
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
560
00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:32,586
When we're talking about your brand,
we think about the comedy you're doing.
561
00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:33,962
It's self-deprecating.
562
00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:38,884
We figure out a way you can emote that,
so the audience can see that guy.
563
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,970
- Okay?
- [Joe] I have a problem smiling, though.
564
00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:44,097
- Loosen it up, be you.
- Yeah.
565
00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:48,644
Every time you hear it click, don't
move your whole body. Just a little.
566
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,562
- All right.
- [Philippe] And just relax.
567
00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:53,815
Let go, relax.
It's just you and me, they're not here.
568
00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:56,026
Take your time to find your brand.
569
00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:58,737
- I don't know what it's going to be.
- [Karamo] Okay.
570
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:00,239
- Kind of like a:
- Yeah.
571
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,991
- Like...
- [Karamo] There we go, see?
572
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:04,368
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
573
00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:07,287
- Like, "Did I fart in her face again?"
- Yeah.
574
00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:09,831
- [Jonathan] Oh, my God, yes.
- Oh, yes, that's good.
575
00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:10,999
Awesome.
576
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:14,336
Do something like this.
I still want self-deprecating ones.
577
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,505
[Philippe]
Yeah, that's it, and then be silly.
578
00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:22,511
- [Jonathan] You made it your own.
- That's exactly what I wanted.
579
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:25,430
That look on your face,
don't change it, it is cute.
580
00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:27,015
Yes, there you go.
581
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:30,143
You're just like owning
your space and stuff.
582
00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:31,853
[Tan] Yes, work those glasses.
583
00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:33,438
- Can we see?
- [Philippe] Of course.
584
00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:35,482
- Oh, that's great.
- That's cute.
585
00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:38,110
- Oh, my dear.
- All these are phenomenal.
586
00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:41,989
- That's you.
- [Jonathan] What a transformation, honey.
587
00:29:42,322 --> 00:29:45,742
- [Karamo] You look sexy, confident.
- [Joe] I'm amazed that I pulled that off.
588
00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:48,203
- It's what we're saying.
- Two days ago, I wouldn't have.
589
00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:50,956
You could have.
It's just you didn't know it.
590
00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:53,250
- [Joe] All right, yeah.
- I'm gonna be real.
591
00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:57,587
I'm surprised that Joe had it in him,
because he's a little corny.
592
00:29:57,671 --> 00:30:00,924
But my man Joe, he's feeling it.
That's what it's about.
593
00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:04,177
Now you have something visual,
so you can see what we see,
594
00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:06,430
- and believe in yourself.
- Absolutely.
595
00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:09,558
[pop music playing]
596
00:30:13,562 --> 00:30:16,064
What are you expecting
when you go in, Joe?
597
00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:19,318
- [Joe] Water slides and hot tubs...
- [Tan] Good. That's what we've got.
598
00:30:19,401 --> 00:30:21,278
Oh, my God, there's no window.
599
00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:23,905
- You thought this was a window?
- For a moment.
600
00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:26,700
LED lights
make it look like a real window.
601
00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:29,786
So, you don't feel as much
like you're in a basement.
602
00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:32,247
- Let's take your glasses.
- Take these off.
603
00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:34,666
- [Karamo] Here we go.
- [Jonathan] Yeah, oh, my God!
604
00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,918
- It's gorgeous!
- It's your new space.
605
00:30:37,294 --> 00:30:38,211
Holy shit.
606
00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:40,047
[all laughing]
607
00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:44,509
- [Tan] Bobby, it looks so great.
- [Bobby] You like it?
608
00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:46,803
[Antoni] Oh, my God.
609
00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:50,223
Look at him taking it all in.
This is so amazing.
610
00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:58,273
- [Bobby] So, what do you think?
- I'm speechless, and I talk for a living.
611
00:30:58,648 --> 00:30:59,649
Yeah, yeah.
612
00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:05,113
Most bachelor pads are ugly,
like leather sofas and hand-me-down stuff.
613
00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:10,994
But Joe's is really cool, and I wanted it
to reflect his comedic personality.
614
00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:12,704
I'm like living on a set.
615
00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:16,208
Can you imagine all the cute girls
you'll connect with deeply?
616
00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:19,044
You don't need to bring them
through the house.
617
00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:20,754
You got your own entrance.
618
00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:24,591
Gave you empty cabinets,
to store your memorabilia and stuff.
619
00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:27,386
And we wanna get you out of these glasses.
620
00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:30,180
- Get this sexy set of contacts.
- Show those eyes.
621
00:31:30,263 --> 00:31:33,809
We noticed this at the shoot.
As soon as you got your hair done,
622
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:38,146
as soon as we opened up your face,
you started to really make eye contact.
623
00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:39,815
Do it more, show confidence.
624
00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:43,193
We're good.
625
00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:45,695
So much better.
Let's wear these more often.
626
00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:48,865
He's framed your face so beautifully.
Show it off.
627
00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:52,119
[Karamo] Come take a seat with me.
I went to your social media,
628
00:31:52,202 --> 00:31:55,997
and I didn't see one place
that you call yourself a comedian.
629
00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:59,084
- [laughing]
- Tell the audience what you're about.
630
00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:02,712
Otherwise, you won't go to the level
that I know you can go to.
631
00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:06,258
So, one of the things I did for you is,
I built you a website.
632
00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:08,218
- Are you serious?
- I'm serious.
633
00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:13,723
- Do you like?
- Yeah. [laughing] Wow.
634
00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:16,518
- So, I put together a new hashtag for you.
- Okay.
635
00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:19,771
And this is part of your new brand.
Below Average Joe.
636
00:32:20,313 --> 00:32:22,524
It made you laugh, see? It's funny.
637
00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:27,571
This is the Joe that is gonna walk through
this world confident, sexy, strong.
638
00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:30,657
- Okay.
- But on-stage, you're gonna brand yourself
639
00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:34,786
with this guy who is self-deprecating,
is still figuring out life.
640
00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:37,164
As we walked through
the American Legion,
641
00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:39,749
they all said that's what they related to.
642
00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:43,003
- Look how sexy you are in these photos.
- I know.
643
00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:44,588
[Jonathan] Let me see it.
644
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:47,424
Honey, she's arrived.
645
00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:48,967
Hey, you look so good.
646
00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:52,888
They've had their time,
now it's my time. Ready for this?
647
00:32:54,764 --> 00:32:57,058
Okay. So, we've kept it simple,
648
00:32:57,142 --> 00:33:00,812
'cause I've put all
of your buttoned-up shirts on one side,
649
00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:02,731
- along with your blazers.
- Okay.
650
00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,983
That'll make it easy to make your suit.
651
00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:07,194
Everything goes from dark to light.
652
00:33:07,277 --> 00:33:11,948
You can wear any of this in the day,
and then just throw on a jacket
653
00:33:12,032 --> 00:33:14,367
or one of the shirts to layer up on-stage,
654
00:33:14,451 --> 00:33:17,496
looks like you made an effort
when you wore it all day.
655
00:33:17,579 --> 00:33:20,707
First, foundations. Underwear.
Burn your old underwear.
656
00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:23,877
I'll throw it away,
it'll never see the light of day.
657
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:28,131
You'll wear this for us, yeah?
And I want to get you in your first look.
658
00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:29,049
- Ready?
- Yeah.
659
00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:29,966
- Nervous?
- No.
660
00:33:30,050 --> 00:33:32,886
It's gonna be great, I promise.
Come on through.
661
00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:38,099
- Boys, you ready for it?
- [Jonathan] We are born ready.
662
00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:41,228
When you come out,
I want you to give us, like, a walk.
663
00:33:44,231 --> 00:33:45,148
Spin it around.
664
00:33:45,232 --> 00:33:47,317
- That jacket.
- Yeah, yes.
665
00:33:47,609 --> 00:33:49,027
[Jonathan] Yes.
666
00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:52,030
- I need more Naomi, less North Korea.
- [Antoni] Yeah.
667
00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:54,741
[Karamo] You are killing it.
Come on, swag.
668
00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:57,869
[Jonathan] Yeah, what's it look like
with the jacket off?
669
00:33:57,953 --> 00:34:00,372
[Antoni]
It's like a Mark Ruffalo thing going on.
670
00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:02,958
- [Tan] Our boy looks good?
- [Jonathan] He looks amazing.
671
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,501
- I think he's ready.
- [Tan] Good.
672
00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:07,754
Do me a favor, will you join us?
Come on the bed.
673
00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:10,882
Get in the middle, lay down,
lay down on your new bed.
674
00:34:11,925 --> 00:34:15,303
We didn't get to talk about it
'cause there was heterosexuals
675
00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:18,640
cutting your hair yesterday,
but I sense there was something
676
00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:21,476
that happened
that like I feel like you have
677
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,645
the beginning of healing going on.
678
00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:25,814
I can see it in your body language.
679
00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:29,442
When you stand next to me now,
dressed the way you are,
680
00:34:29,526 --> 00:34:31,236
hair the way it is,
glasses off,
681
00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:34,948
you carry yourself differently
than you did when we first met you.
682
00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:39,578
The fact that we have achieved that
is fantastic, and that's what we wanted.
683
00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:42,455
I'm feeling overwhelmed.
It's just incredible.
684
00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:44,708
What you did
knocked me out of the park.
685
00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:48,670
My expectations were like here,
and the results are like up here.
686
00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:50,880
- Thank you so much.
- [Bobby] You're welcome.
687
00:34:50,964 --> 00:34:53,550
You got the comedy show.
Tell us how you feel.
688
00:34:53,633 --> 00:34:55,552
Excited. I haven't performed
with my brother in a while.
689
00:34:55,635 --> 00:34:58,179
That's fine,
but you'll steal the limelight.
690
00:34:58,263 --> 00:35:00,849
They're not gonna know he's there.
Absolutely.
691
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:01,975
- Good.
- Yeah.
692
00:35:02,058 --> 00:35:05,186
- The time has come that we must leave you.
- You gotta go.
693
00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:08,398
- I got a show to get ready for.
- We are gonna miss you.
694
00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:09,399
Yeah.
695
00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:11,443
[Bobby] Good luck tonight, my man.
696
00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:12,736
- See you.
- Good luck.
697
00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:15,071
- Enjoy the space.
- You're like a pharaoh.
698
00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:17,824
Stay in bed,
your minions are coming to hug you.
699
00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:19,492
Good luck tonight, kiddo.
700
00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:21,494
- Bye, Joe.
- Bye, Joe.
701
00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:23,413
- Good luck tonight.
- Love you.
702
00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:26,041
[singing] ♪ This little light of Joe's ♪
703
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:30,629
I'm excited about stepping out on that
stage for the first time as the new me.
704
00:35:30,712 --> 00:35:32,797
♪ He's gonna let it shine ♪
705
00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:36,051
I have a lot of faith.
I think he'll do well at his set.
706
00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,720
♪ This little light of Joe's ♪
707
00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:42,265
The old Joe doesn't compare.
The new Joe is light years ahead
708
00:35:42,349 --> 00:35:43,725
of where the old Joe was.
709
00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:45,644
♪ He's gonna let it shine ♪
710
00:35:45,727 --> 00:35:49,648
I feel like it's my own kid,
and I'm just like, "You can do it."
711
00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:52,233
♪ Let it shine, let it shine ♪
712
00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:57,030
♪ Let it shine ♪
713
00:35:59,032 --> 00:36:01,618
♪ Say hello to the new me ♪
714
00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:03,286
♪ Like a cherry pie ♪
715
00:36:09,084 --> 00:36:10,710
♪ You're sexy like sugar ♪
716
00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:14,964
[Jonathan] So, Joe Gallois.
717
00:36:15,048 --> 00:36:17,217
- There you go.
- Aw.
718
00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:23,223
- We've made it easy, Joe.
- What do you think he'll pick out?
719
00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:27,435
I'm hoping it's gonna be a simple shirt
and some jeans, and a nice jacket.
720
00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:32,023
- [Antoni] He's doing a stand-up.
- [Tan] It's gotta be appropriate for it.
721
00:36:32,107 --> 00:36:34,901
No, that's the exact thing
you have on already.
722
00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:39,030
He's thinking it might be a woman,
so he's making it out like...
723
00:36:39,114 --> 00:36:40,740
Yeah, what is he doing?
724
00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:42,742
[Karamo]
I'd love if he mounted the outfit.
725
00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:45,704
No, focus on the clothes. On the clothes.
726
00:36:45,787 --> 00:36:48,081
[Antoni] He's going after the blue pieces.
727
00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:52,085
Yeah, he is. I said build up to color,
but I meant, like, tonight.
728
00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:53,294
[all laughing]
729
00:36:57,048 --> 00:37:01,928
I forgot how truly flat he can be,
but I love him anyway.
730
00:37:02,011 --> 00:37:04,264
- Yeah.
- Listen. Just because he's quiet
731
00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:07,016
in real life doesn't mean
he won't pop on-stage.
732
00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:09,269
I want him to give me some dynamicness.
733
00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:13,398
[Tan] He's putting on a jacket
that's a pop of color, I'm happy.
734
00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:16,025
- He's making an effort.
- [Karamo] He looks good with it.
735
00:37:16,109 --> 00:37:19,279
He should go for a black jean or gray,
we're almost there.
736
00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:21,406
Like, this is reality television.
737
00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:22,657
[all laughing]
738
00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,784
This is how terribly wrong it can go.
739
00:37:24,868 --> 00:37:27,454
It's gonna be a good show.
It's gonna be good.
740
00:37:35,295 --> 00:37:36,337
[Jonathan] Yes, crowd.
741
00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:39,674
Yes. Can one of these ladies
be a lady he can get?
742
00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:40,592
Maybe.
743
00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:44,846
Have you seen everybody else's fashion?
He's a step above everybody else.
744
00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:47,015
Oh, yeah.
745
00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,976
It's the guys who nominated him,
his brother and Ian.
746
00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:51,728
[Paul Jr.] Stand up, let's see you.
747
00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:54,189
- Damn.
- Look at that jacket, nice.
748
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:57,734
- Yeah. What's it looking like out there?
- [Paul] The crowd's packed.
749
00:37:58,026 --> 00:38:01,029
His body language shifted
when his brother got there.
750
00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:02,322
Super-proud of you.
751
00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:04,491
- Thank you.
- You feel good? Give me a hug.
752
00:38:04,574 --> 00:38:08,495
- Oh! One-handed hug?
- I know, that was an awkward hug.
753
00:38:08,578 --> 00:38:10,914
But they're not touchy-feely brothers.
754
00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:14,334
- I am with my brothers.
- But they're just not like that.
755
00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:16,669
- Man, you look really good.
- Thank you.
756
00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:18,087
[Fab 5] Aw.
757
00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:20,632
- Can't get over this.
- Yeah.
758
00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:22,884
- Yup.
- His brother seems supportive.
759
00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:25,094
[singing]
♪ I wanted to hate you, big brother ♪
760
00:38:25,178 --> 00:38:26,137
♪ But I like you ♪
761
00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:27,138
[laughs]
762
00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:31,142
Thank you guys for coming out tonight.
Come on, y'all, pump it up.
763
00:38:31,726 --> 00:38:34,145
- [Tan] Please be funny.
- [Karamo] He's gonna be great.
764
00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:36,272
[Tan] Please bless him. He's funny.
765
00:38:36,356 --> 00:38:39,025
I'm, like, sweaty-palmed nervous for him.
766
00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:44,072
[Paul Jr.] It is my honor to bring up
my brother to this stage.
767
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:49,452
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Joe Gallois 2.0!
768
00:38:49,536 --> 00:38:50,954
[crowd cheering]
769
00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:07,512
All right, all right, guys.
770
00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:09,806
Thank you so much for coming.
771
00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:13,560
I've had quite a week.
I had five gay guys come over to my house.
772
00:39:14,227 --> 00:39:18,022
Not usually. I had five gay guys
come into my house this week.
773
00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:20,733
Or they came to my parents' house.
774
00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:22,068
[crowd laughing]
775
00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:24,737
Made me over head to toe.
776
00:39:24,821 --> 00:39:27,782
And, guys, I've upgraded.
I'm now in the basement.
777
00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:28,908
What?
778
00:39:28,992 --> 00:39:30,159
[crowd cheering]
779
00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:32,829
That's actually really good.
780
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,959
For the longest time,
I've been jobless, loveless and penniless.
781
00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:42,714
I'm still most of those things, but my
parents have been there the whole time.
782
00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:46,426
They wanna be proud of me,
but I've given them nothing.
783
00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:49,929
They would find anything,
'cause they're good parents.
784
00:39:50,013 --> 00:39:53,641
Like, I told my dad my car
passed its emissions test. He was elated.
785
00:39:54,142 --> 00:39:55,685
[crowd laughing]
786
00:39:57,478 --> 00:40:00,857
He was like, "That's a 2001 Camry.
That's not a given. Good job."
787
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,317
[crowd laughing]
788
00:40:03,568 --> 00:40:06,863
A little bit about me.
This year, I've lost 110 pounds.
789
00:40:06,946 --> 00:40:10,533
- [crowd cheering]
- Thank you, thank you, thank you.
790
00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:13,620
I had to lose the weight.
I was the biggest I ever was.
791
00:40:13,703 --> 00:40:15,914
I hit rock bottom in terms of my weight,
792
00:40:15,997 --> 00:40:19,083
and I was worried
I was gonna end up on a reality show.
793
00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:20,418
[laughing]
794
00:40:21,628 --> 00:40:24,297
What I was worried about
was ending up on the show Hoarders.
795
00:40:26,007 --> 00:40:28,676
And the show
was just gonna be about my body.
796
00:40:30,887 --> 00:40:34,682
The host comes in, starts grabbing me,
"What do you need these for?"
797
00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:36,893
I'm like, "I don't know, the winter?
798
00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:38,227
[crowd laughing]
799
00:40:38,311 --> 00:40:40,104
I'm storing. I'm storing nuts."
800
00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:41,940
[all laughing]
801
00:40:42,815 --> 00:40:45,234
Guys, that's my time.
Thank you so much, thank you.
802
00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:46,361
[crowd cheering]
803
00:40:46,569 --> 00:40:49,155
Been one crazy week.
Thank you guys so much.
804
00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:52,033
Thank you. Thank you.
805
00:40:52,992 --> 00:40:54,035
Thank you.
806
00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:57,288
- Yes!
- Yeah!
807
00:40:57,372 --> 00:40:58,790
[all cheering and whooping]
808
00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:02,293
Hey.
809
00:41:04,087 --> 00:41:06,005
Thank you. Thank you for coming.
810
00:41:06,506 --> 00:41:10,176
- [Karamo] Oh, who's this lady?
- Who are you with the orange nails?
811
00:41:10,259 --> 00:41:11,678
[Tan] Oh, he's holding on, too.
812
00:41:11,761 --> 00:41:14,138
Yeah, I gotta be fast.
813
00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:15,890
[Karamo] What?
814
00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:20,311
- My man, my man got his swag.
- Did he mention a girl to anybody?
815
00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:22,772
- No, he didn't mention a girl.
- Who is she?
816
00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:24,357
- You checking around?
- Yes.
817
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:25,817
Okay, I'll be back.
818
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:28,277
- Who is that chick?
- He said, "coming back."
819
00:41:28,361 --> 00:41:31,823
- Thank you so much. This is all you guys.
- You were great, too.
820
00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:34,283
- Thank you.
- Nice little set, good job.
821
00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:37,912
- They gave me business cards.
- That's what you do, pass them out.
822
00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:41,457
- Peter, have a business card.
- Your jacket is incredible.
823
00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:42,917
- Yeah.
- It's great.
824
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:45,712
- That is incredible.
- Shout-out for the jacket.
825
00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:49,716
That was a whole new everything.
And I've watched you for years.
826
00:41:49,799 --> 00:41:52,427
I didn't feel like you were
holding anything in.
827
00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:55,430
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Yes, he seems confident.
828
00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:59,017
You made eye contact,
you were seamless, you were confident.
829
00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:01,269
- Yeah.
- You seriously were incredible.
830
00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,312
[Karamo]
This was what we were teaching him.
831
00:42:03,396 --> 00:42:05,982
Eye contact, look at people,
body language.
832
00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:08,317
Be confident. You're the man, Joe.
833
00:42:08,401 --> 00:42:09,777
I'm really glad you came.
834
00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:14,615
This has been the craziest week,
835
00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:17,869
and, like, I'm so glad
you were texting me back.
836
00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:18,870
Uh-oh.
837
00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:20,705
- She's touching him.
- Oh, God.
838
00:42:21,414 --> 00:42:23,541
I know we've been hanging out a lot...
839
00:42:25,626 --> 00:42:28,963
Are we actually going out?
Can we go out on a real date?
840
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:31,299
- Let's go on a real date.
- Yes!
841
00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:33,634
Yeah!
842
00:42:36,137 --> 00:42:37,555
[all shouting]
843
00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:42,268
He just got a date!
He just got a date!
844
00:42:42,351 --> 00:42:43,686
He just got a date!
845
00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:46,773
Yes! He got a date!
846
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:50,860
We have to do a big cheers.
847
00:42:50,943 --> 00:42:53,488
- To Below Average Joe.
- To Joe.
848
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:54,906
[all] To Below Average Joe!
849
00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:57,325
Yeah, it's so weird, isn't it?
850
00:42:58,451 --> 00:43:00,078
- What was the best part?
- What?
851
00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:04,499
This. This is the best part.
852
00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:13,091
[Extreme Music's
"Keep It Groovin'" playing]
853
00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:14,717
♪ Keep it, keep it groovin' ♪
854
00:43:14,801 --> 00:43:16,344
♪ All you gotta do is... ♪
855
00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:20,890
If you've got too much jelly in the belly,
what you can do is layer up,
856
00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:22,642
make that eye dance,
857
00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:25,353
and then you'll distract
from your weak spot.
858
00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:27,688
Mean.
859
00:43:28,356 --> 00:43:30,566
- You're the one who ate the donut.
- Mean.
860
00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:32,110
♪ Keep it groovin' ♪
861
00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:35,363
♪ Keep it, keep it groovin'
Keep it, keep it groovin' ♪
862
00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:37,573
♪ All you gotta do is... ♪
863
00:43:37,657 --> 00:43:38,950
♪ Keep it groovin' ♪
864
00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:42,245
♪ Keep it, keep it groovin'
Keep it, keep it groovin' ♪
865
00:43:42,328 --> 00:43:43,704
♪ One, two, three ♪
866
00:43:56,092 --> 00:43:57,677
♪ Keep it groovin', baby ♪
867
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:01,055
♪ I don't need no fairy tales
Shooting stars or wishing wells ♪
868
00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:03,391
♪ To be the prince
That you're lookin' for ♪
869
00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:06,352
♪ You say that you don't need
No centerfold ♪
870
00:44:06,435 --> 00:44:10,273
♪ Skinny girl
To be the Charming I'm looking for ♪
871
00:44:10,773 --> 00:44:12,316
♪ So let's take... ♪
872
00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:28,624
♪ Tell you how we do it
Show you how we move it ♪
873
00:44:28,708 --> 00:44:31,878
♪ Let your worries fade away
Fade away ♪
874
00:44:31,961 --> 00:44:35,464
♪ Sticking to that back beat
End up in a back seat ♪