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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎爸？快開門，我們只是想談談

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‎有人應該去後門，以免他跑掉

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‎-我去
‎-拜託，他是75歲的老人

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‎-只會跑廁所啦
‎-我不去了

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‎就這年紀，他還滿矯健的

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‎-我去
‎-不要動

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‎我不去了

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‎沒事吧？

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‎嘿，伊薇，妳好！

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‎你好

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‎你怎麼認識她？

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‎是妳爸認識她

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‎我不認識她

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‎一切都很好，謝謝關心

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‎替我向山迪問好

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‎沒問題

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‎對不起，我剛才在洗澡

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‎你現在會找俄國妓女？

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‎請進

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‎是小丑車來了嗎？

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‎劇名：第 19 章：一切越來越荒謬

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‎-賈德梅爾曼，專長是家庭與遺產法
‎-好

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‎專辦離婚、孩子監護權
‎贍養費、信託、遺囑驗證、立遺囑等

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‎好

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‎戴尼提清新者，運作中的希坦七級

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‎我是山達基教會的品格官

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‎-妳付這傢伙多少？
‎-零元

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‎他同意勝訴才拿錢

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‎-兩成？
‎-三成

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‎三成，真好賺

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‎這是什麼？

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‎預估妳會付他的那筆小錢

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‎我們去外面談

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‎好一個受擾的希坦

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‎全軌跡印痕

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‎好，換妳了

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‎抱歉，爸，對我來說，馬丁比錢重要

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‎多想一下，妳就會改觀了

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‎什麼錢？

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‎諾曼留給我一千萬美元

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‎妳在說笑嗎？

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‎所以妳最近才對我凶？

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‎對

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‎抱歉，是他對我洗腦

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‎不會吧？妳要出賣我？

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‎-我以為我們是朋友
‎-我們是啊

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‎但拜託，這是一大筆錢

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‎你真丟臉

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‎我不丟臉，我是好爸爸

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‎如果能讓你好過點

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‎我願意簽婚前協議，答應不碰那筆錢

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‎-就這麼辦
‎-等等

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‎不必等，大家都聽到了
‎他要簽婚前協議，一毛都不拿

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‎-好了，閉嘴
‎-太遲了

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‎-你的就是我的嗎？
‎-當然

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‎-包括房子？
‎-對

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‎拜託，那間破房子一錢不值，爛透了

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‎你說那間房子很漂亮，架構很穩

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‎-那只是場面話
‎-你真可恥！

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‎那麼我的就是你的

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‎天哪

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‎敏迪克莉絲柯敏斯基…

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‎-賈德被開除了
‎-但我們還是想要錢

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‎別吵！

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‎繼續

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‎妳願意嫁給我嗎？

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‎我願意

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‎好，我馬上起來親妳

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‎-好
‎-幫個忙？

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‎恭喜

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‎妳開心嗎？

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‎非常開心

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‎你女兒搬回去了，還好嗎？

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‎是我的小孩

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‎抱歉，你的小孩

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‎很累人，但我喜歡當祖查

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‎-當什麼？
‎-祖查

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‎“祖父”的性別太明確了

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‎-好的
‎-哇

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‎壞消息是，凱莉完全沒幫忙

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‎她怎麼了？

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‎他們

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‎抱歉，他們

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‎昨天潔姬第一天上幼稚園

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‎凱莉堅持要他當中性

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‎潔姬大崩潰，因為潔姬想當巴斯光年

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‎他是男生？

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‎也是女生

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‎而凱莉是字典裡
‎“非流動”這個詞的代言人

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‎字典裡有這個詞？

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‎所以他告訴潔姬，巴斯光年是雙姓人

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‎-是真的嗎？
‎-當然不是

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‎巴斯光年是順性，至少愛的是女性

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‎起碼是

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‎來了

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‎點32口徑，妳說呢？

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‎全金屬子彈外殼，鋼心蕊，穿甲彈

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‎穿過車門，就像失禁的共和黨人

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‎在中性的廁所裡

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‎好了嗎？要把他縫起來嗎？

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‎你在找什麼？

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‎警察找到槍手和槍了，彈道一定符合

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‎橋附近的監視器畫面

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‎拍到死者倒在方向盤上的時間

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‎是12點5分

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‎所以呢？

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‎看看這個心臟

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‎中午12點多時
‎這傢伙顯然心臟病發作

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‎-這表示…
‎-你要怎麼謀殺死人？

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‎-你要放他走
‎-不

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‎是證據放他走的

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‎卡！好，轉過來吧

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‎熱馬鈴薯

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‎-謝謝你來
‎-嘿

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‎-抱歉
‎-演得真好

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‎看到你，我超緊張的

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‎完全看不出來，妳演得很好

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‎山迪，這是摩根

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‎摩根，這是我出色的表演老師
‎山迪柯敏斯基

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‎很高興見到…抱歉

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‎我也很高興，我是你的忠實粉絲

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‎謝謝你

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‎我喜歡這角色的新個性

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‎你聽得懂剛才的對話嗎？

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‎我想說我聽得懂，但…

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‎我明白

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‎我一直跟編劇說

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‎“別以為觀眾聽得懂”

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‎但他們…我說的“他們”就是“他們”

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‎他們堅持這角色就是會這樣講話

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‎編劇啊

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‎臭惡霸

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‎這位小姐演得真棒

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‎這跟我沒什麼關係
‎“他們”是真的很有才華

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‎別說了

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‎哪天晚上有空

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‎也許能來我的表演課

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‎聊聊你的演戲心得

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‎謝謝你

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‎我可能會去喔

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‎我在大師課程網站上有個表演工作坊

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‎對，我聽說過

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‎你應該去看看網站

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‎海倫米蘭、娜塔莉波曼
‎馬丁史柯西斯，很多人都在上面

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‎這樣很棒

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‎我有自己的網站，也有經營IG

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‎一點點YouTube

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‎-摩根，準備好了
‎-好

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‎小瑪，準備拍特寫了嗎？

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‎-可能吧
‎-好

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‎-很高興認識你
‎-我也是

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‎再見

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‎“一點點YouTube”？

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‎很好，山迪，太好了

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‎好到不行

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‎（穆索與法蘭燒烤餐廳）

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‎（雞尾酒）

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‎很高興你還會來這裡

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‎好東西就要保留啊

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‎這有點侮辱人

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‎是妳提離婚的

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‎對啊，因為你不是好東西

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‎好吧，我收回這句話

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‎-換個話題
‎-好

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‎-婚禮要怎麼辦？
‎-很簡單

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‎我跟敏迪一起籌備所有事情
‎然後你買單

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‎“所有事情”指的是…

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‎菜單、食物、樂隊、鮮花、請帖

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‎婚紗、彩排晚宴

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‎別擔心，也許敏迪會想辦場
‎簡單又溫馨的婚禮

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‎也許我們能鼓勵她往這個方向想

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‎你對馬丁的父母了解多少？

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‎不多

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‎他爸過世了，媽媽住在斯科茨代爾
‎又老又窮的地區

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‎等著見上帝，他們關係好嗎？

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‎好像不太好

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‎每次我問起她的事

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‎他就畏縮一下，然後轉移話題

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‎-你在說笑
‎-我沒有，妳問問看就知道

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‎他會這樣…

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‎天啊，是媽寶，這可不妙

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‎妳都說我有這個問題

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‎告訴我

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‎在你漫長的人生裡

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‎為什麼總是無法跟女人

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‎建立長久的關係？

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‎我沒說妳講錯了

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‎我知道現在說這些沒什麼意義

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‎但很抱歉我不是個好丈夫

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‎這意義很重大，謝謝

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‎告訴我

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‎妳怎麼沒再婚？

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‎你真的想知道？

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‎親愛的山迪

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‎我從來沒有停止愛你

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‎真的？

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‎假的，騙你的啦

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‎我工作太忙了

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‎-幹嘛騙我？
‎-抱歉啦

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‎-妳才不會抱歉
‎-我不覺得抱歉

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‎-敬妳騙了我
‎-敬我騙了你

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‎那個俄國妓女到底是怎樣？

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‎媽的

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‎-驚喜
‎-你好啊

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‎要幹嘛？

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‎我們沒把事情處理好，覺得很內疚

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‎我們想道歉

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‎在情緒等級表上，我們是低於悲傷

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‎介於自貶和補償之間

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‎看來是在演《木馬屠城記》

212
00:10:45,207 --> 00:10:46,541
‎我不懂你的意思

213
00:10:46,625 --> 00:10:49,586
‎這是義大利名牌羊絨連帽衫

214
00:10:49,670 --> 00:10:51,380
‎這是高級酒店的

215
00:10:51,463 --> 00:10:53,090
‎各式美酒和起司

216
00:10:55,133 --> 00:10:56,718
‎可以聊一下嗎？

217
00:10:56,802 --> 00:10:58,345
‎我能拒絕嗎？

218
00:10:58,428 --> 00:11:02,099
‎非常抱歉，我們派律師來對付你

219
00:11:02,182 --> 00:11:03,892
‎完全沒有必要

220
00:11:03,975 --> 00:11:06,228
‎我已經啟動第三方調查

221
00:11:06,311 --> 00:11:09,231
‎要查明是否是個壓抑的人
‎造成受擾的希坦

222
00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:13,443
‎你是有什麼病？

223
00:11:14,152 --> 00:11:15,278
‎我會查明的

224
00:11:16,196 --> 00:11:17,656
‎講完了嗎？

225
00:11:17,739 --> 00:11:18,573
‎還沒

226
00:11:19,866 --> 00:11:22,869
‎根據你給的預估值
‎和我們自己的調查…

227
00:11:22,953 --> 00:11:23,954
‎請教谷歌大神

228
00:11:24,037 --> 00:11:25,997
‎我們推估爸爸的財產…

229
00:11:26,081 --> 00:11:27,999
‎現金、股票、債券、地產

230
00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:29,960
‎紐蘭德經紀公司的控股權益

231
00:11:30,043 --> 00:11:31,837
‎大概價值一億美元

232
00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,088
‎只是推估

233
00:11:33,171 --> 00:11:36,383
‎我們覺得，現在拿出部分的錢來

234
00:11:36,466 --> 00:11:38,009
‎也無傷大雅嘛

235
00:11:38,093 --> 00:11:41,179
‎對，要銀行電匯還是行動支付
‎由你決定

236
00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:45,600
‎好，首先呢
‎遺產的價值不是一億美元

237
00:11:45,684 --> 00:11:47,644
‎-不是？
‎-接近一億五千萬美元

238
00:11:49,896 --> 00:11:51,982
‎這是推估嗎？

239
00:11:52,065 --> 00:11:52,899
‎不是

240
00:11:52,983 --> 00:11:56,987
‎我再講一次
‎若我認定你們兩個都不夠成熟

241
00:11:57,070 --> 00:12:01,116
‎無法繼承這筆錢
‎我就得全數捐給慈善機構

242
00:12:01,199 --> 00:12:02,701
‎現在是偏哪個方向？

243
00:12:02,784 --> 00:12:03,994
‎目前嗎？

244
00:12:06,329 --> 00:12:11,209
‎美國癌症協會
‎紅十字會或猶太人歸主協會

245
00:12:11,293 --> 00:12:12,502
‎這起司很好吃

246
00:12:12,586 --> 00:12:14,921
‎山迪，我就有話直說了

247
00:12:15,005 --> 00:12:17,090
‎只是提出來討論一下

248
00:12:17,174 --> 00:12:21,052
‎考量到你年事已高，要是…

249
00:12:21,136 --> 00:12:22,012
‎說話小心

250
00:12:25,932 --> 00:12:27,726
‎-算了
‎-好主意

251
00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:30,937
‎好了，媽，該講的都講了

252
00:12:31,021 --> 00:12:33,482
‎-謝謝你聽我們講話
‎-好

253
00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:38,403
‎希望你知道
‎儘管我們來回討論錢的事

254
00:12:39,112 --> 00:12:40,989
‎我還是很愛你

255
00:12:42,866 --> 00:12:45,202
‎-菲比，晚安
‎-山迪，晚安

256
00:12:49,414 --> 00:12:50,248
‎山迪

257
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:54,878
‎我也很愛你

258
00:13:06,807 --> 00:13:09,017
‎希望你享受這一切

259
00:13:11,061 --> 00:13:12,354
‎天啊，妳說得對

260
00:13:12,437 --> 00:13:14,856
‎每次看到他們，不管是什麼角色

261
00:13:14,940 --> 00:13:16,858
‎我都覺得快耳聾了

262
00:13:16,942 --> 00:13:19,778
‎克里斯汀貝爾
‎馬修麥康納、湯姆哈迪

263
00:13:19,861 --> 00:13:22,322
‎他們是電影界三位一體
‎講話最含糊的人

264
00:13:22,405 --> 00:13:25,242
‎聖父、聖子
‎還有“他剛才講什麼鬼？”

265
00:13:26,076 --> 00:13:29,454
‎馬龍白蘭度能含糊
‎其他人都要咬字清楚

266
00:13:29,538 --> 00:13:32,874
‎對，還有一個講話也很含糊
‎保羅賈麥提

267
00:13:32,958 --> 00:13:36,837
‎不，他是音量小
‎去看《金融戰爭》，每場戲都這樣

268
00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:41,675
‎“這次阿瑟斯基金要倒了
‎巴比阿瑟羅完蛋了”

269
00:13:41,758 --> 00:13:44,386
‎幾年前
‎我在卡溫格街的乾洗店碰到他

270
00:13:44,469 --> 00:13:46,638
‎他對我很冷漠

271
00:13:46,721 --> 00:13:49,099
‎我喜歡他在《尋找新方向》裡的演出

272
00:13:51,726 --> 00:13:52,561
‎所以呢？

273
00:13:54,563 --> 00:13:55,897
‎他很風趣

274
00:13:57,232 --> 00:13:59,442
‎-艾迪瑞德曼
‎-根本聽不懂他在講啥

275
00:14:00,402 --> 00:14:01,653
‎-嘿，山迪
‎-嘿，山迪

276
00:14:01,736 --> 00:14:02,571
‎嘿

277
00:14:03,113 --> 00:14:05,073
‎很高興你們都在

278
00:14:05,699 --> 00:14:06,825
‎我們得談談

279
00:14:06,908 --> 00:14:09,160
‎記得要口齒清晰

280
00:14:09,244 --> 00:14:10,495
‎-什麼？
‎-沒事

281
00:14:10,996 --> 00:14:12,080
‎抱歉，請說

282
00:14:12,998 --> 00:14:15,750
‎原本以為不必提醒你們

283
00:14:16,251 --> 00:14:17,961
‎看來是有必要

284
00:14:19,588 --> 00:14:23,216
‎我們的工作和我教的是一種藝術

285
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:24,718
‎不是競爭

286
00:14:26,136 --> 00:14:28,179
‎這是團隊合作

287
00:14:29,139 --> 00:14:33,643
‎一種對人類意義的共同表達

288
00:14:33,727 --> 00:14:36,855
‎有人跌倒時，要扶他們起來

289
00:14:38,023 --> 00:14:41,401
‎有人名利雙收時

290
00:14:42,068 --> 00:14:46,781
‎無論是運氣好
‎或是努力得來的，或兩者都是

291
00:14:47,616 --> 00:14:50,118
‎我們不要羨慕忌妒

292
00:14:50,952 --> 00:14:53,788
‎要開心慶祝他們成功

293
00:14:53,872 --> 00:14:55,582
‎這樣一來

294
00:14:55,665 --> 00:15:00,670
‎我們就能打開心胸
‎創造通往成功的道路

295
00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:02,631
‎明白嗎？

296
00:15:03,298 --> 00:15:05,342
‎很好，待會兒見

297
00:15:09,804 --> 00:15:11,389
‎我完全不認同

298
00:15:11,473 --> 00:15:13,600
‎對啊，真是胡說八道

299
00:15:13,683 --> 00:15:16,478
‎-什麼鬼話？
‎-嬉皮會講的廢話

300
00:15:16,561 --> 00:15:17,562
‎對啊，講廢話

301
00:15:18,772 --> 00:15:19,606
‎很好

302
00:15:20,482 --> 00:15:23,193
‎婚禮計劃得如何？

303
00:15:23,276 --> 00:15:24,402
‎挺不錯的

304
00:15:24,903 --> 00:15:30,325
‎我們考慮6月舉行
‎地點選在大溪地或斐濟

305
00:15:30,408 --> 00:15:32,118
‎或波拉波拉島

306
00:15:32,202 --> 00:15:33,703
‎真好笑

307
00:15:34,955 --> 00:15:36,247
‎爸，這不是笑話

308
00:15:36,331 --> 00:15:37,582
‎是喔

309
00:15:38,249 --> 00:15:39,125
‎真的不是

310
00:15:40,877 --> 00:15:42,087
‎不是？

311
00:15:43,672 --> 00:15:45,131
‎我知道要花很多錢

312
00:15:45,215 --> 00:15:48,093
‎若你不行
‎我跟馬丁能用那筆遺產來付

313
00:15:48,176 --> 00:15:50,345
‎別碰那筆錢，那是妳的儲備金

314
00:15:51,012 --> 00:15:52,263
‎不然怎麼辦？

315
00:15:52,347 --> 00:15:53,598
‎我還是想付錢

316
00:15:53,682 --> 00:15:54,808
‎只是

317
00:15:54,891 --> 00:15:58,019
‎我沒想到要辦異國婚禮

318
00:15:58,603 --> 00:15:59,813
‎你想辦在哪裡？

319
00:16:00,397 --> 00:16:03,650
‎不知道，聖費爾南多谷的
‎三星級飯店？

320
00:16:06,069 --> 00:16:06,945
‎親愛的

321
00:16:08,071 --> 00:16:08,905
‎真抱歉

322
00:16:09,531 --> 00:16:12,117
‎沒關係，我有預感會這樣

323
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,494
‎等等，等一下

324
00:16:14,577 --> 00:16:18,289
‎可以想個花費合理的折衷方案

325
00:16:18,373 --> 00:16:19,499
‎夏威夷

326
00:16:19,582 --> 00:16:21,418
‎-再折衷
‎-卡沃聖盧卡斯？

327
00:16:21,501 --> 00:16:23,712
‎-繼續說
‎-你明講吧

328
00:16:24,796 --> 00:16:27,007
‎聖費爾南多谷春天很漂亮

329
00:16:29,926 --> 00:16:31,011
‎算了

330
00:16:31,845 --> 00:16:34,389
‎我們在馬丁的後院開個派對

331
00:16:34,472 --> 00:16:35,724
‎邀幾個朋友

332
00:16:36,850 --> 00:16:37,851
‎這樣就好了

333
00:16:37,934 --> 00:16:40,353
‎寶貝，不行

334
00:16:40,437 --> 00:16:43,690
‎我們會想辦法的
‎我們會讓妳度過特別的一天

335
00:16:43,773 --> 00:16:44,858
‎對吧？

336
00:16:45,483 --> 00:16:46,693
‎拜託，幫幫我

337
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:48,194
‎不行

338
00:16:49,195 --> 00:16:50,363
‎為什麼？

339
00:16:50,864 --> 00:16:53,116
‎因為我還在整你

340
00:16:54,617 --> 00:16:55,577
‎什麼？

341
00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:57,287
‎你真該看看你的表情

342
00:16:57,912 --> 00:16:58,747
‎再折衷？

343
00:16:59,622 --> 00:17:01,666
‎妳們兩個爛人

344
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:04,836
‎聖費爾南多谷很漂亮

345
00:17:04,919 --> 00:17:05,962
‎春天的時候

346
00:17:06,046 --> 00:17:07,130
‎好了啦

347
00:17:07,213 --> 00:17:10,842
‎-夠了，非常好笑
‎-我以為我會尿出來

348
00:17:11,426 --> 00:17:13,053
‎非常好

349
00:17:15,430 --> 00:17:16,514
‎馬丁呢？

350
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:21,978
‎他要休息一下

351
00:17:22,687 --> 00:17:24,105
‎什麼意思？

352
00:17:24,606 --> 00:17:28,735
‎就是，他不想再上你的課了

353
00:17:29,569 --> 00:17:30,403
‎為什麼？

354
00:17:30,487 --> 00:17:32,238
‎你真的不知道？

355
00:17:33,823 --> 00:17:35,909
‎錢的事你真的傷了他

356
00:17:36,993 --> 00:17:39,579
‎拜託，他一定知道我是想保護妳

357
00:17:39,662 --> 00:17:44,501
‎山迪，你看著他的眼睛
‎說你不信任他

358
00:17:45,251 --> 00:17:47,796
‎對，但我只是想保護她

359
00:17:48,963 --> 00:17:50,924
‎你可能要去跟他談談

360
00:17:51,007 --> 00:17:53,760
‎妳要我過去道歉？

361
00:17:53,843 --> 00:17:55,011
‎對

362
00:17:57,013 --> 00:17:57,847
‎怎麼樣？

363
00:17:59,265 --> 00:18:01,184
‎妳確定要嫁給他嗎？

364
00:18:01,851 --> 00:18:02,769
‎對

365
00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:06,064
‎好吧，看來我的手被綁住了

366
00:18:06,147 --> 00:18:08,191
‎你以前很愛手被綁起來

367
00:18:08,691 --> 00:18:09,776
‎媽

368
00:18:10,318 --> 00:18:11,152
‎真的啊

369
00:18:18,785 --> 00:18:19,744
‎喂

370
00:18:19,828 --> 00:18:21,913
‎山迪，我是羅比紐蘭德

371
00:18:21,996 --> 00:18:23,706
‎羅比，有什麼事？

372
00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:25,917
‎沒事，只是問聲好

373
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,043
‎你好

374
00:18:27,127 --> 00:18:29,420
‎-今天好嗎？
‎-羅比，有話快說

375
00:18:29,963 --> 00:18:32,507
‎好，我想做個生意

376
00:18:32,590 --> 00:18:34,592
‎需要投注一些本金

377
00:18:35,677 --> 00:18:37,387
‎是什麼生意？

378
00:18:37,470 --> 00:18:39,347
‎絕對能大發利市

379
00:18:39,430 --> 00:18:42,308
‎-竟然沒人想到
‎-快說吧，羅比

380
00:18:42,392 --> 00:18:46,146
‎好，你知道數十億年來
‎人類經過無數次輪迴

381
00:18:46,229 --> 00:18:47,772
‎我當然知道

382
00:18:47,856 --> 00:18:50,817
‎所以我想打造網路社群

383
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:53,194
‎讓大家分享前世的記憶

384
00:18:53,278 --> 00:18:54,112
‎好

385
00:18:54,195 --> 00:18:56,739
‎我們能發行月刊，封面故事是

386
00:18:56,823 --> 00:18:59,826
‎“小勞勃道尼為何看起來那麼眼熟？”

387
00:18:59,909 --> 00:19:00,952
‎對

388
00:19:01,035 --> 00:19:02,829
‎還有連鎖主題餐廳

389
00:19:02,912 --> 00:19:06,207
‎用詼諧的方式
‎呈現我們數千年來的各種化身

390
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:09,794
‎服務生扮成納粹或農場主人
‎諸如此類的

391
00:19:09,878 --> 00:19:13,047
‎辣雞翅搭配人類最壞的一面

392
00:19:13,131 --> 00:19:14,132
‎沒錯

393
00:19:14,215 --> 00:19:16,217
‎本金要多少錢？

394
00:19:16,301 --> 00:19:18,052
‎等等，我先說名稱

395
00:19:18,761 --> 00:19:21,139
‎等一下，我有插撥

396
00:19:21,222 --> 00:19:22,056
‎喂

397
00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:24,142
‎山迪，我是摩根費里曼

398
00:19:24,642 --> 00:19:26,936
‎摩根，你好嗎？

399
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:30,023
‎週五晚上可以嗎？
‎去跟你的學生聊聊？

400
00:19:30,106 --> 00:19:32,066
‎當然可以，謝謝

401
00:19:32,150 --> 00:19:35,153
‎有什麼是我能幫忙的嗎？

402
00:19:35,236 --> 00:19:38,406
‎你可以鼓勵這些年輕人多互相支持

403
00:19:38,489 --> 00:19:41,034
‎讓他們知道演戲要團隊合作

404
00:19:41,117 --> 00:19:43,828
‎好，你是在紐約發跡的吧？

405
00:19:43,912 --> 00:19:44,829
‎對

406
00:19:44,913 --> 00:19:46,831
‎我就知道

407
00:19:46,915 --> 00:19:49,584
‎放心，這些廢話我能講一整天

408
00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:51,669
‎我得掛了，山迪，再見

409
00:19:53,254 --> 00:19:55,048
‎抱歉，羅比，講吧

410
00:19:55,131 --> 00:19:57,091
‎叫做輪迴俱樂部

411
00:19:57,175 --> 00:19:58,301
‎什麼東西？

412
00:19:58,384 --> 00:20:01,304
‎社群媒體平臺、雜誌、餐廳

413
00:20:01,387 --> 00:20:05,183
‎輪迴是佛語，就是生死循環造成的

414
00:20:05,266 --> 00:20:06,392
‎無窮痛苦

415
00:20:06,476 --> 00:20:07,310
‎可愛吧？

416
00:20:07,852 --> 00:20:09,604
‎參考山姆俱樂部的

417
00:20:09,687 --> 00:20:10,813
‎輪迴俱樂部

418
00:20:10,897 --> 00:20:13,858
‎非常可愛，本金要多少？

419
00:20:13,942 --> 00:20:15,944
‎兩千五百萬美元

420
00:20:16,027 --> 00:20:19,030
‎-要就玩大的，不然就回家，對吧？
‎-你回家吧

421
00:20:38,549 --> 00:20:39,884
‎謝謝你來

422
00:20:46,099 --> 00:20:47,934
‎-他在哪？
‎-在鞋室

423
00:20:48,851 --> 00:20:50,853
‎-展覽室？
‎-他的鞋室

424
00:20:50,937 --> 00:20:52,522
‎他自己做鞋子

425
00:20:53,731 --> 00:20:55,108
‎妳還在整我嗎？

426
00:20:55,191 --> 00:20:57,151
‎沒有，這是他的嗜好

427
00:20:57,902 --> 00:20:59,862
‎我未來的女婿是鞋匠？

428
00:21:00,613 --> 00:21:02,991
‎我第二個繼母嗑藥還拍A片

429
00:21:03,074 --> 00:21:05,410
‎是戒毒的藥和隱晦的情色片

430
00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:07,161
‎在哪裡？

431
00:21:20,174 --> 00:21:21,009
‎嘿

432
00:21:22,427 --> 00:21:23,261
‎嘿

433
00:21:24,762 --> 00:21:26,723
‎我不知道你自己做鞋子

434
00:21:26,806 --> 00:21:30,143
‎對，山迪，我有很多事你不知道

435
00:21:31,394 --> 00:21:32,812
‎看來沒錯

436
00:21:33,896 --> 00:21:35,523
‎怎麼會開始做鞋？

437
00:21:35,606 --> 00:21:39,736
‎名牌鞋很多是在東南亞做的

438
00:21:39,819 --> 00:21:41,321
‎他們會用童工

439
00:21:41,404 --> 00:21:42,780
‎這我不知道

440
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,451
‎所以你的腳上有小孩的血

441
00:21:48,161 --> 00:21:49,620
‎這可不好

442
00:21:52,623 --> 00:21:53,708
‎聽我說

443
00:21:54,959 --> 00:21:56,544
‎我想道歉

444
00:21:56,627 --> 00:21:59,130
‎我知道你是值得信賴的好人

445
00:21:59,213 --> 00:22:01,966
‎我不該有其他的想法

446
00:22:04,052 --> 00:22:07,722
‎敏迪身無分文的時候，我就愛她

447
00:22:07,805 --> 00:22:09,849
‎-我現在依然愛她
‎-我知道

448
00:22:09,932 --> 00:22:13,603
‎我在公立學校教了38年的書

449
00:22:13,686 --> 00:22:15,772
‎不是因為我在乎錢

450
00:22:15,855 --> 00:22:17,523
‎這我也知道

451
00:22:17,607 --> 00:22:20,777
‎你一直都很高尚，職業也很高尚

452
00:22:20,860 --> 00:22:22,570
‎我只想改善孩子的生活

453
00:22:23,363 --> 00:22:25,031
‎現在沒你這種人了

454
00:22:25,990 --> 00:22:29,410
‎告訴你一下，我已經指示諾曼的信託

455
00:22:30,703 --> 00:22:33,623
‎把錢匯進你跟敏迪的聯名帳戶

456
00:22:36,667 --> 00:22:38,086
‎好，隨便啦

457
00:22:38,169 --> 00:22:40,588
‎反正我的人生不會因此改變

458
00:22:42,590 --> 00:22:45,468
‎我只是希望我們能再當朋友

459
00:22:46,177 --> 00:22:47,929
‎我也希望，山迪

460
00:22:48,679 --> 00:22:50,390
‎你要回來上課嗎？

461
00:22:51,766 --> 00:22:53,768
‎我不知道，好吧

462
00:22:55,019 --> 00:22:55,853
‎好

463
00:22:57,188 --> 00:23:00,274
‎好吧，那我就不吵你了

464
00:23:55,329 --> 00:23:57,248
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