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[knocking on door]

2
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[Mindy] Dad, come on. Open the door.
We just wanna talk.

3
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Maybe somebody should go round the back
just in case he tries to run.

4
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-I'll go.
-Please.

5
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He's a 75-year-old man.
The only running he does is to the toilet.

6
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[Robbie] I won't go.

7
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I don't know.
He's pretty spry for his age.

8
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-I'll go.
-[Mindy] Stay!

9
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I won't go.

10
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Is everything okay?

11
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Hey, Yvette!

12
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Zdravstvuyte!

13
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Zdravstvuyte.

14
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How do you know her?

15
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Oh, no. Your dad knows her.

16
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[chuckles] I don't know her.

17
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Everything's fine. Thank you

18
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Tell Sandy I say hi.

19
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You've got it!

20
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[footsteps receding]

21
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I'm so sorry. I was in the shower.

22
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You're fucking Russian hookers now, huh?

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Please, come in.

24
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It's like a clown car.

25
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[theme music playing]

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-Judd Melman, family and estate law.
-All right.

27
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Divorce, child custody, alimony,
trusts, probates, wills, et cetera.

28
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Okay.

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I'm also Dianetics clear, OT VII.

30
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I'm an ethics officer
in the Church of Scientology.

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-How much are you paying this guy?
-Nothing.

32
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He agreed to represent us on contingency.

33
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-Twenty percent?
-Thirty.

34
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Whoa! [chuckles]

35
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Thirty. Wow.
That's… that's… that's good for you, huh?

36
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What's this?

37
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A lowball estimate
of how much you'll be giving him.

38
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Let's talk outside.

39
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That is one enturbulated thetan.

40
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Whole track engrams.

41
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[door opens]

42
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[door closes]

43
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Okay. Your turn.

44
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[sighs]

45
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I'm sorry, Dad, but Martin
is more important to me than money.

46
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He won't be if you give it a little time.

47
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What the hell-- [chuckles]
What money is this?

48
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Norman left me ten million dollars.

49
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You kidding me?

50
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Is this why you've been so mean to me?

51
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Yes.

52
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I'm sorry. He got in my head.

53
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Oh, really?

54
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-You're throwing me under the bus?
-I thought you and I were friends.

55
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We are, but come on,
that's a fuckload of money.

56
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Shame on you!

57
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No. No shame. Good father.

58
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If it will make you feel better,

59
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I will sign a prenup that prevents me
from touching that money.

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-Deal.
-Wait.

61
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No waiting. We all heard him.
Prenup. He gets nothing.

62
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-All right. Shut up.
-Too late.

63
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-Look. Is what's yours mine?
-Of course.

64
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-The house?
-Yes.

65
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Oh, come on. That dump is worthless.
It's… it's a knockdown.

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You told me the house was lovely
and had good bones.

67
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-That's just what you say.
-Oh, shame on you!

68
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Then what's mine is yours.

69
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Oh, shit.

70
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Wow.

71
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Mindy Clarice Kominsky--

72
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-[Phoebe] We fired Judd.
-But we still want our money.

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Not now!

74
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Go on.

75
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Will you marry me?

76
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[chuckles]

77
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I will.

78
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[both chuckle]

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Oy. Okay, I'm gonna come up
and kiss you in a second.

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-[Mindy] Okay.
-Little help here?

81
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Congratulations.

82
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Are you happy?

83
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Very.

84
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[suspenseful music playing]

85
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How's it going
with your daughter moving back in?

86
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My child.

87
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Sorry. Your child.

88
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Well, you know, it's hard work,
but I love being a grand zaza.

89
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-Being a what?
-Grand zaza.

90
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"Grandpa" is too gender-specific.

91
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-Oh, right. Sure.
-Wow.

92
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Bad news is
I'm not getting any help from Kelly.

93
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What's going on with her?

94
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Them.

95
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Sorry. Them.

96
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Yesterday was Jackie's first day
of kindergarten.

97
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Kelly insists that Ze present as andro.

98
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Jackie has a meltdown because Ze
wants to present as Buzz Lightyear.

99
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Ze is he?

100
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And she.

101
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While Kelly is
the dictionary definition of "unfluid."

102
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That's in the dictionary?

103
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So Ze tells Jackie
that Buzz is bi-gender.

104
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-Is that true?
-Course not.

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Buzz is totally cisgender.
Gynosexual at the very least.

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At the least.

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Here we go.

108
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[groans]

109
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Hmm.

110
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Thirty-two caliber. What do you think?

111
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[sighs] Full metal jacket,
steel core, armor-piercing.

112
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Went through that car door
like an incontinent Republican

113
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in a gender-neutral bathroom.

114
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Are we done? Should I close him up?

115
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What are you looking for?

116
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Police have the shooter and the gun.
Ballistics are sure to match.

117
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[Morgan] The footage
from the CCTV near the bridge

118
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shows our vic here
slumped over the steering wheel of his car

119
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at exactly 12:05.

120
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-[Margaret] So?
-[Morgan groans]

121
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Look at that ticker.

122
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This guy clearly had
a massive heart attack

123
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a little after 12 p.m.

124
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-Meaning…
-Meaning, how do you murder a dead man?

125
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-You're setting him free.
-No.

126
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The evidence is setting him free.

127
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[director] And cut!
All right. Let's turn it around.

128
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-[bell rings]
-Hot potato.

129
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-[chuckles] Thanks for coming.
-Hey.

130
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-Sorry.
-Great job.

131
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When I saw you here, I got so nervous.

132
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-Didn't show at all. You were terrific.
-[chuckles]

133
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Oh, Sandy, this is Morgan.

134
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Morgan, this is
my incredible acting coach,

135
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Sandy Kominsky.

136
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-So nice to meet-- Sorry.
-[both chuckle]

137
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Same here. I… I'm such a big fan.

138
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Well, thank you.

139
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I love the new twist on the character.

140
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Were you able to follow the dialogue?

141
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I wanna say yes, but, uh--

142
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No. I get it.

143
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I keep trying to tell these writers,

144
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"Don't assume the audience
is going to understand this stuff."

145
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But they--
And when I say "they," I mean "they."

146
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They insist
that's how the character would speak.

147
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Writers.

148
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Fuckin' bullies.

149
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Oh, hey, way to go
with this young lady here. [chuckles]

150
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I had very little to do with it.
They is truly talented.

151
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-[Morgan chuckles]
-Stop.

152
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Hey, if you ever have a free night,

153
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maybe you'd like to come
to one of my classes,

154
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talk about how you approach your work.

155
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Well, thank you.

156
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I just may take you up on that.

157
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You know,
I have an acting workshop on MasterClass.

158
00:07:01,650 --> 00:07:03,152
Oh sure. No, I've… I've heard of that.

159
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You should check out the website.

160
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Helen Mirren, Natalie Portman, Scorsese.
A lot of big people are doing it.

161
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Uh, that's cool. Yeah.

162
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I got my own website, you know.
I do the Instagram.

163
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-A little YouTube.
-Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

164
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-Morgan. Ready for you.
-Okay.

165
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Ready for your close-up, dear?

166
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-I guess.
-[Morgan] Okay.

167
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-Very nice to meet you.
-Likewise.

168
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Bye.

169
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[exhales] "A little YouTube"?

170
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Good, Sandy, that's great.
That's just… fucking great.

171
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[laughs]

172
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I love it that you still come here.

173
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When something is good, you stick with it.

174
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That's a little insulting.

175
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Hey. You divorced me.

176
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Oh yeah, because you weren't good.

177
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Oh well. I stand corrected.

178
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-Moving on.
-Okay.

179
00:08:01,126 --> 00:08:03,587
-How do we do this wedding?
-Oh, easy.

180
00:08:03,670 --> 00:08:07,132
I'll plan everything with Mindy,
and then we hand you the bills.

181
00:08:07,216 --> 00:08:08,550
And by "everything" you mean…

182
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The menu, food, the band,
the flowers, the invites,

183
00:08:13,472 --> 00:08:15,516
the wedding dress, the rehearsal dinner.

184
00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:22,481
Oh, don't worry. Maybe Mindy
will want to keep it small and intimate.

185
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Maybe we can encourage that.

186
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Ah.

187
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[inhales] What do we know
about Martin's parents?

188
00:08:30,030 --> 00:08:32,241
Not much. His, uh… his dad passed.

189
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His mom's in one of those,
uh, senior citizen ghettos in Scottsdale.

190
00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:39,915
Oh! God's waiting room. Are they close?

191
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I don't think so.

192
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Every time I ask about her, he, uh--

193
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He flinches a little bit,
then he changes the subject.

194
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-You're kidding.
-No. Try-- Try it. You'll see.

195
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He actually goes…

196
00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:53,220
[both laugh]

197
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Oh, God! Mommy issues.
Oh, that's not a good sign.

198
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That's what you always said
was my problem.

199
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Well, tell me.

200
00:09:01,645 --> 00:09:04,147
Why is it that, in your long life…

201
00:09:04,231 --> 00:09:08,735
[inhales deeply] …you have utterly failed
to form a lasting relationship

202
00:09:09,361 --> 00:09:10,487
with any one woman?

203
00:09:11,196 --> 00:09:12,656
I didn't say you were wrong.

204
00:09:12,739 --> 00:09:14,575
[both chuckle]

205
00:09:19,496 --> 00:09:22,666
[inhales] I know it doesn't mean much
at this point, uh…

206
00:09:23,417 --> 00:09:24,251
[inhales]

207
00:09:24,334 --> 00:09:26,753
…but I'm sorry I was not a better husband.

208
00:09:29,506 --> 00:09:31,383
That means a lot. [chuckles]

209
00:09:31,466 --> 00:09:32,467
Thank you.

210
00:09:32,551 --> 00:09:33,385
[inhales]

211
00:09:37,139 --> 00:09:37,973
Tell me.

212
00:09:38,515 --> 00:09:39,349
[clears throat]

213
00:09:39,433 --> 00:09:41,268
How come you never remarried?

214
00:09:42,185 --> 00:09:43,645
Oh, you really want to know?

215
00:09:45,856 --> 00:09:47,858
Well, Sandy, sweetheart,

216
00:09:48,817 --> 00:09:51,194
I never fell out of love with you.

217
00:09:52,988 --> 00:09:54,031
Really?

218
00:09:54,823 --> 00:09:57,242
-No. I'm fucking with you.
-[scoffs, laughs]

219
00:09:57,326 --> 00:09:58,952
I was too busy with the work.

220
00:09:59,036 --> 00:10:00,954
-Why would you do that?
-I'm sorry.

221
00:10:01,038 --> 00:10:03,498
-You're not sorry. Yeah, right.
-No, I'm not sorry.

222
00:10:04,082 --> 00:10:06,918
-Here's to fucking with me.
-Here's to fucking with you.

223
00:10:11,089 --> 00:10:13,050
Tell me the truth
about the Russian hooker.

224
00:10:13,634 --> 00:10:14,635
[groans]

225
00:10:22,976 --> 00:10:24,353
Oh, shit.

226
00:10:27,064 --> 00:10:28,565
-Surprise!
-[Robbie] How do?

227
00:10:28,649 --> 00:10:30,692
[Phoebe chuckles]

228
00:10:30,776 --> 00:10:31,610
Now what?

229
00:10:31,693 --> 00:10:34,988
Oh, we were both really upset
about how we handled things,

230
00:10:35,072 --> 00:10:36,406
and we wanted to apologize.

231
00:10:36,490 --> 00:10:38,659
On the emotional tone scale,
we are below grief,

232
00:10:38,742 --> 00:10:41,370
somewhere between self-abasement
and making amends.

233
00:10:41,453 --> 00:10:44,498
Uh-huh, and I see the Greeks
have come bearing gifts, huh?

234
00:10:45,332 --> 00:10:46,541
I don't know what that means,

235
00:10:46,625 --> 00:10:49,586
but this is a cashmere hoodie
from Brunello Cucinelli.

236
00:10:49,670 --> 00:10:50,837
And this is an assortment

237
00:10:50,921 --> 00:10:53,090
of fine wines and cheeses
from Larry's Liquor Locker.

238
00:10:53,173 --> 00:10:54,049
Uh-huh.

239
00:10:55,133 --> 00:10:56,718
Can we just talk for a minute?

240
00:10:56,802 --> 00:10:58,345
Do I have a choice?

241
00:10:58,428 --> 00:10:59,513
[Phoebe] We want you to know

242
00:10:59,596 --> 00:11:02,099
how sorry we are
for siccing our lawyer on you.

243
00:11:02,182 --> 00:11:03,892
That was totally uncalled-for,

244
00:11:03,975 --> 00:11:06,228
and I have initiated
a third-party investigation

245
00:11:06,311 --> 00:11:09,231
to find out whether
a suppressive person caused the entheta.

246
00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:13,443
What is wrong with you?

247
00:11:14,152 --> 00:11:15,278
I'm gonna find out.

248
00:11:16,196 --> 00:11:17,656
Is that it? Are we done?

249
00:11:17,739 --> 00:11:18,573
Not quite.

250
00:11:19,866 --> 00:11:22,869
Based on your lowball number
and our own inquiries--

251
00:11:22,953 --> 00:11:25,997
-Google.
-[sighs] We guesstimate Dad's estate--

252
00:11:26,081 --> 00:11:27,999
Cash, stocks, bonds, properties,

253
00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:29,960
controlling interest
in the Newlander Agency.

254
00:11:30,043 --> 00:11:31,837
To be worth about $100 million.

255
00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,088
[Robbie] Again, a guesstimate.

256
00:11:33,171 --> 00:11:35,716
And we think it wouldn't be
the worst thing in the world

257
00:11:35,799 --> 00:11:38,009
for some part of that
to be distributed now.

258
00:11:38,093 --> 00:11:41,179
Yeah. Bank wire, Venmo, PayPal. Your call.

259
00:11:42,139 --> 00:11:45,016
Okay, first of all,
the estate is not worth 100 million.

260
00:11:45,684 --> 00:11:47,644
-It's not?
-Closer to 150.

261
00:11:47,728 --> 00:11:48,687
[coughs]

262
00:11:49,896 --> 00:11:52,899
-Is… is that a guesstimate?
-No.

263
00:11:52,983 --> 00:11:56,319
And once again, I have been instructed
to give it all to charity

264
00:11:56,403 --> 00:12:01,116
if, in my judgment, neither of you
seem to be mature enough to inherit.

265
00:12:01,199 --> 00:12:03,869
-Which way do you think it's leaning?
-At the moment?

266
00:12:04,828 --> 00:12:06,204
[smacks lips] Mmm…

267
00:12:06,288 --> 00:12:11,209
American Cancer Society, Red Cross,
uh, maybe, uh, Jews for Jesus, you know.

268
00:12:11,293 --> 00:12:12,502
This is good cheese.

269
00:12:12,586 --> 00:12:14,921
Sandy,
I'm just gonna throw this out there,

270
00:12:15,005 --> 00:12:17,090
and this is just for the sake of argument,

271
00:12:17,174 --> 00:12:21,052
but given your advanced age,
what happens to--

272
00:12:21,136 --> 00:12:22,012
Careful.

273
00:12:25,807 --> 00:12:27,726
-Never mind.
-That's a good call.

274
00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:30,937
Okay, Mom. I… I think we're done here.

275
00:12:31,021 --> 00:12:33,482
-Thank you so much for your time.
-Sure.

276
00:12:33,565 --> 00:12:35,817
I… I hope you know,

277
00:12:35,901 --> 00:12:41,156
despite all this back and forth
about money, that I love you very much.

278
00:12:42,866 --> 00:12:45,202
-Good night, Phoebe.
-Good night, Sandy.

279
00:12:49,414 --> 00:12:50,248
Sandy.

280
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:54,878
I… also love you very much.

281
00:13:01,176 --> 00:13:02,052
[door closes]

282
00:13:06,807 --> 00:13:09,017
I hope you're enjoying this.

283
00:13:11,061 --> 00:13:13,396
[Darshani] Oh, my God, you're right!
Every time I see them,

284
00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:16,858
no matter what character they're playing,
I think I'm losing my hearing.

285
00:13:16,942 --> 00:13:19,778
Christian Bale,
Matthew McConaughey, and Tom Hardy.

286
00:13:19,861 --> 00:13:22,030
They're like the holy trinity
of movie mumblers.

287
00:13:22,113 --> 00:13:25,242
Mm-hmm. The father, the son,
and the "what the fuck did he just say?"

288
00:13:25,325 --> 00:13:26,159
[all laugh]

289
00:13:26,243 --> 00:13:29,454
If you're Marlon Brando, you can mumble,
but everybody else has to speak up.

290
00:13:29,538 --> 00:13:32,874
Yeah. You know who's also a big mumbler?
Paul Giamatti.

291
00:13:32,958 --> 00:13:36,795
No. He's a whisperer. Watch Billions.
Every scene.

292
00:13:36,878 --> 00:13:39,339
[whispering] "This time,
Axe Capital is going down."

293
00:13:39,422 --> 00:13:41,675
-[others chuckle]
-"Bobby Axelrod is history."

294
00:13:41,758 --> 00:13:44,386
A couple years ago, I met him
at a dry cleaner's on Cahuenga.

295
00:13:44,469 --> 00:13:46,638
He was very chilly to me.

296
00:13:46,721 --> 00:13:49,099
I… I liked him in Sideways.

297
00:13:49,182 --> 00:13:50,058
[silence]

298
00:13:51,726 --> 00:13:52,561
So?

299
00:13:54,563 --> 00:13:55,897
So, he was funny.

300
00:13:57,232 --> 00:13:59,442
-Eddie Redmayne.
-Un-fucking-intelligible.

301
00:14:00,318 --> 00:14:01,653
[all] Hey, Sandy.

302
00:14:01,736 --> 00:14:03,029
-[Sandy] Hey.
-[door shuts]

303
00:14:03,113 --> 00:14:05,073
Oh, I'm glad you're all here.

304
00:14:05,699 --> 00:14:06,825
We need to talk.

305
00:14:06,908 --> 00:14:09,160
-Just make sure you enunciate.
-[others laugh]

306
00:14:09,244 --> 00:14:10,871
-What?
-Nothing.

307
00:14:10,954 --> 00:14:12,080
Sorry. Go on.

308
00:14:12,998 --> 00:14:15,750
I didn't think, uh,
that this needed to be said,

309
00:14:16,251 --> 00:14:17,878
but apparently, it does.

310
00:14:17,961 --> 00:14:18,879
[clears throat]

311
00:14:19,546 --> 00:14:23,216
What we do and what I teach
is an art form.

312
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:24,718
It's not a competition.

313
00:14:25,677 --> 00:14:28,388
[inhales] It's a, uh… a group effort.

314
00:14:29,097 --> 00:14:33,059
A communal expression
of what it means to be human.

315
00:14:33,727 --> 00:14:34,644
So… [exhales]

316
00:14:34,728 --> 00:14:37,147
…you know, when one of us falls,
we pick them up.

317
00:14:37,939 --> 00:14:41,401
And when one of us achieves
fame and fortune,

318
00:14:42,027 --> 00:14:46,781
whether it be through lucky breaks
or plain old hard work or both,

319
00:14:47,532 --> 00:14:50,327
we put aside jealousy and envy

320
00:14:50,952 --> 00:14:53,788
and joyfully celebrate their success.

321
00:14:53,872 --> 00:14:55,582
And in so doing,

322
00:14:55,665 --> 00:15:00,879
we open up our hearts and create a channel
for success to come to us.

323
00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:02,505
Understood?

324
00:15:03,006 --> 00:15:05,383
-[Breana] Mm-hmm.
-Good. Okay. See you in a few.

325
00:15:09,804 --> 00:15:11,389
I so disagree with that.

326
00:15:11,473 --> 00:15:13,600
Yeah. That is some serious bullshit.

327
00:15:13,683 --> 00:15:16,353
-What the hell was that?
-Some hippie-dippie bullshit.

328
00:15:16,436 --> 00:15:17,562
No, no. No way.

329
00:15:18,146 --> 00:15:19,606
Ooh, yeah.

330
00:15:20,482 --> 00:15:22,859
And how are my wedding planners?

331
00:15:22,943 --> 00:15:24,402
Oh, pretty good.

332
00:15:24,903 --> 00:15:30,325
Hey.
We're thinking June in Tahiti or Fiji,

333
00:15:30,408 --> 00:15:32,118
Bora-Bora.

334
00:15:32,202 --> 00:15:33,703
[chuckling] That's very funny.

335
00:15:34,955 --> 00:15:36,247
It's not a joke, Dad.

336
00:15:36,331 --> 00:15:37,582
Yeah, right.

337
00:15:38,249 --> 00:15:39,125
It's not.

338
00:15:40,877 --> 00:15:42,629
-It's not?
-Uh-uh.

339
00:15:43,630 --> 00:15:46,591
I know it's expensive, so if you'd rather,
Martin and I can pay for it

340
00:15:46,675 --> 00:15:48,093
out of my inheritance from Norman.

341
00:15:48,176 --> 00:15:50,345
No, no. Don't touch that.
That's your nest egg.

342
00:15:50,428 --> 00:15:52,263
Well, then how do we do this?

343
00:15:52,347 --> 00:15:54,808
I… I… I still wanna pay. It's just, uh,

344
00:15:54,891 --> 00:15:58,019
I wasn't thinking
an exotic destination wedding.

345
00:15:58,603 --> 00:15:59,813
What were you thinking?

346
00:16:00,397 --> 00:16:01,648
I don't know. [sighs]

347
00:16:01,731 --> 00:16:03,650
The Sportsmen's Lodge in the Valley?

348
00:16:05,777 --> 00:16:06,695
Oh, honey.

349
00:16:08,029 --> 00:16:08,947
I'm sorry.

350
00:16:09,489 --> 00:16:12,117
It's okay.
I had a feeling this would happen.

351
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,494
Whoa, whoa, wait, wait.
Now… now… now wait.

352
00:16:14,577 --> 00:16:18,289
Maybe there's some middle ground
that's, uh, more affordable.

353
00:16:18,373 --> 00:16:20,500
-Hawaii.
-Middle-er.

354
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:21,418
Cabo?

355
00:16:21,501 --> 00:16:23,712
-Keep coming.
-Just say it.

356
00:16:24,754 --> 00:16:27,007
The Valley can be very beautiful
in the spring.

357
00:16:28,091 --> 00:16:29,009
[exhales deeply]

358
00:16:29,884 --> 00:16:31,720
Know what? Never mind.

359
00:16:31,803 --> 00:16:34,389
We'll have a little party
in Martin's backyard,

360
00:16:34,472 --> 00:16:35,932
invite a few friends.

361
00:16:36,850 --> 00:16:37,851
It'll be fine.

362
00:16:37,934 --> 00:16:40,353
No! Oh no, baby. No, no.

363
00:16:40,437 --> 00:16:43,690
We will figure something out.
We're gonna make it a special day for you.

364
00:16:43,773 --> 00:16:46,276
Right? Come on. Help me out.

365
00:16:47,277 --> 00:16:48,194
I can't.

366
00:16:49,195 --> 00:16:52,866
-Why not?
-Because I'm still fucking with you.

367
00:16:52,949 --> 00:16:54,534
-[snorts]
-[both laugh]

368
00:16:54,617 --> 00:16:55,577
What?

369
00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:57,287
Oh, if you could see your face.

370
00:16:57,912 --> 00:16:58,747
Middle-er?

371
00:16:59,622 --> 00:17:01,666
You little rat fuckers, you know.

372
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:04,836
Oh, the Valley is so beautiful.

373
00:17:04,919 --> 00:17:07,130
-In the spring.
-[Sandy] Okay. All right.

374
00:17:07,213 --> 00:17:10,842
-That's enough. Very funny.
-I thought I was gonna pee myself.

375
00:17:10,925 --> 00:17:13,053
-[both laughing]
-Very good. Okay.

376
00:17:13,136 --> 00:17:15,346
[laughing continues]

377
00:17:15,430 --> 00:17:16,514
So where's Martin?

378
00:17:16,598 --> 00:17:17,640
[laughing stops]

379
00:17:19,142 --> 00:17:20,101
He's, uh…

380
00:17:20,894 --> 00:17:23,521
-He's taking a break.
-But what does that mean?

381
00:17:24,606 --> 00:17:28,735
It means he doesn't want
to be in your class anymore.

382
00:17:29,569 --> 00:17:30,403
Why?

383
00:17:30,487 --> 00:17:32,405
Seriously, you don't know?

384
00:17:33,239 --> 00:17:35,909
[sighs] You really hurt his feelings
about the money.

385
00:17:36,701 --> 00:17:39,579
Oh, please, he has to know
that I was trying to protect you.

386
00:17:39,662 --> 00:17:44,501
Sandy, you looked him right in the eye
and told him you didn't trust him.

387
00:17:45,126 --> 00:17:47,796
Yeah, but, yeah, I was just trying
to pro… protect her.

388
00:17:48,379 --> 00:17:50,924
[sighs] Maybe you should go over later
and talk to him.

389
00:17:51,007 --> 00:17:54,427
-You want me to go over and apologize?
-Yes.

390
00:17:57,013 --> 00:17:57,847
Well?

391
00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:01,184
Are you sure that you're gonna marry him?

392
00:18:01,851 --> 00:18:02,769
I am.

393
00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:06,064
Okay, well,
then I guess my hands are tied.

394
00:18:06,147 --> 00:18:07,857
You used to like that.

395
00:18:08,691 --> 00:18:09,776
Mom.

396
00:18:10,318 --> 00:18:11,152
[Roz] He did.

397
00:18:11,236 --> 00:18:13,071
-Ugh.
-[both chuckle]

398
00:18:16,491 --> 00:18:17,492
[phone rings]

399
00:18:18,785 --> 00:18:19,744
Yello.

400
00:18:19,828 --> 00:18:21,913
Sandy, Robbie Newlander here.

401
00:18:21,996 --> 00:18:23,706
What can I do for you, Robbie?

402
00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:25,917
Nothing. Just called to say hi.

403
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,043
Hi.

404
00:18:27,127 --> 00:18:29,420
-Are you having a nice day?
-[Sandy] Robbie, come on.

405
00:18:29,921 --> 00:18:32,507
Okay. I have an idea for a new business.

406
00:18:32,590 --> 00:18:34,592
I need a little seed money
to get it up and running.

407
00:18:35,176 --> 00:18:37,387
Uh-huh, and what is this business?

408
00:18:37,470 --> 00:18:39,347
It's a slam dunk is what it is.

409
00:18:39,430 --> 00:18:41,182
I can't believe
nobody thought of this before.

410
00:18:41,266 --> 00:18:42,308
Just tell me, Robbie.

411
00:18:42,392 --> 00:18:44,853
Okay. So, you get
how we've all lived multiple lives

412
00:18:44,936 --> 00:18:46,146
going back billions of years.

413
00:18:46,229 --> 00:18:47,772
Sure. I get that.

414
00:18:47,856 --> 00:18:50,817
So, what I wanna do
is create an online community

415
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:53,194
where people can share
their past-life memories.

416
00:18:53,278 --> 00:18:54,112
[Sandy] Okay.

417
00:18:54,195 --> 00:18:56,739
We could have a monthly magazine
with cover stories like,

418
00:18:56,823 --> 00:18:58,116
"Robert Downey Jr."

419
00:18:58,199 --> 00:19:00,368
-"Why Does He Look So Familiar?"
-[Sandy] Right.

420
00:19:00,451 --> 00:19:03,913
And a chain of theme restaurants
that take a playful look

421
00:19:03,997 --> 00:19:06,207
at our various incarnations
throughout the millennia.

422
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:09,794
Waiters dressed like Nazis
or plantation owners, that sort of thing.

423
00:19:09,878 --> 00:19:13,047
So, like the worst of mankind
and buffalo wings.

424
00:19:13,131 --> 00:19:14,132
Exactly.

425
00:19:14,215 --> 00:19:16,217
And how much seed money
are we talking about?

426
00:19:16,301 --> 00:19:18,678
-Let me tell you the name I came up with.
-[phone beeps]

427
00:19:18,761 --> 00:19:20,638
Wait, hold on.
I got another call coming in here.

428
00:19:21,222 --> 00:19:22,056
Hello.

429
00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:24,142
Sandy, hey, it's Morgan Freeman.

430
00:19:24,642 --> 00:19:26,936
Hey, Morgan! Hey, what's up?

431
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:30,023
Is it cool to come by Friday night?
Talk to your class?

432
00:19:30,106 --> 00:19:32,066
Yes! Absolutely. Thanks.

433
00:19:32,150 --> 00:19:35,153
Are you working on anything
that I might be able to help with?

434
00:19:35,236 --> 00:19:38,406
Uh, maybe you could encourage the kids
to be more supportive of each other.

435
00:19:38,489 --> 00:19:40,867
You know,
talk about how acting is a team sport.

436
00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:43,828
[chuckles] Right.
You came up in New York, didn't you?

437
00:19:43,912 --> 00:19:44,829
Yeah.

438
00:19:44,913 --> 00:19:46,789
I… I… I thought so.

439
00:19:46,873 --> 00:19:49,584
Well, no worries,
I can sell that bullshit all day long.

440
00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:51,628
I gotta go now, Sandy. Bye.

441
00:19:52,128 --> 00:19:53,004
-[phone beeps]
-[sighs]

442
00:19:53,087 --> 00:19:55,048
Uh, sorry, Robbie. Go ahead.

443
00:19:55,131 --> 00:19:57,091
It's called Samsara's Club. [chuckles]

444
00:19:57,175 --> 00:19:58,301
Uh, what is?

445
00:19:58,384 --> 00:20:01,304
The social media platforms, the magazine,
the restaurants.

446
00:20:01,387 --> 00:20:04,390
Samsara is the Buddhist word
for the eternal suffering caused

447
00:20:04,474 --> 00:20:06,392
by the cycle of birth and death.

448
00:20:06,476 --> 00:20:07,310
Cute, huh?

449
00:20:07,810 --> 00:20:10,813
It's a play on Sam's Club.
Samsara's Club. [chuckles]

450
00:20:10,897 --> 00:20:13,858
That is very, very cute.
And the seed money?

451
00:20:13,942 --> 00:20:15,944
Twenty-five million dollars.

452
00:20:16,027 --> 00:20:17,445
Go big or go home, right?

453
00:20:17,528 --> 00:20:18,738
Go home, Robbie.

454
00:20:18,821 --> 00:20:19,656
[phone beeps]

455
00:20:28,873 --> 00:20:29,749
[groans]

456
00:20:33,544 --> 00:20:34,420
[sighs]

457
00:20:35,255 --> 00:20:36,422
[knocking]

458
00:20:38,549 --> 00:20:40,093
[Mindy] Thanks for doing this.

459
00:20:46,099 --> 00:20:47,934
-Where is he?
-In his shoe room.

460
00:20:48,851 --> 00:20:50,853
-Showroom?
-His shoe room.

461
00:20:50,937 --> 00:20:52,522
He makes his own shoes.

462
00:20:53,731 --> 00:20:55,108
Are you still fucking with me?

463
00:20:55,191 --> 00:20:57,151
No. It's his hobby.

464
00:20:57,860 --> 00:20:59,862
My future son-in-law is a cobbler?

465
00:21:00,571 --> 00:21:02,991
My second stepmother was a junkie
and a porn star.

466
00:21:03,074 --> 00:21:04,701
Methadone and soft-core.

467
00:21:04,784 --> 00:21:05,660
[grunts]

468
00:21:05,743 --> 00:21:06,577
Which way?

469
00:21:09,497 --> 00:21:10,331
[exhales deeply]

470
00:21:13,876 --> 00:21:14,711
[banging lightly]

471
00:21:20,174 --> 00:21:21,009
Hey.

472
00:21:22,427 --> 00:21:24,512
-Hey.
-["Man on the Corner" by Genesis playing]

473
00:21:24,595 --> 00:21:26,723
Oh, I didn't know you made your own shoes.

474
00:21:26,806 --> 00:21:30,143
Yeah, well, there's a lot
you don't know about me, Sandy.

475
00:21:31,185 --> 00:21:32,687
I… I guess so, but…

476
00:21:33,229 --> 00:21:35,523
[sniffs] …what got you into this?

477
00:21:35,606 --> 00:21:39,736
Well, a lot of your name-brand shoes
are made in Southeast Asia

478
00:21:39,819 --> 00:21:41,321
using child labor.

479
00:21:41,404 --> 00:21:43,239
-I didn't know that.
-Mm-hmm.

480
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,367
So you got young blood on your feet.

481
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:49,787
Well, that… that's not cool.

482
00:21:51,998 --> 00:21:53,666
[exhales] So, listen, um,

483
00:21:54,959 --> 00:21:56,544
I want to apologize.

484
00:21:56,627 --> 00:21:59,130
I know you're a good and trustworthy man.

485
00:21:59,213 --> 00:22:02,383
And I should never have implied otherwise.

486
00:22:04,010 --> 00:22:07,722
Listen. I loved Mindy
when she didn't have a pot to piss in.

487
00:22:07,805 --> 00:22:09,849
-And I love her now.
-I know that.

488
00:22:09,932 --> 00:22:13,603
You know, I… I… I didn't work
as a public school teacher for 38 years

489
00:22:13,686 --> 00:22:15,772
'cause I… I… I cared about money.

490
00:22:15,855 --> 00:22:17,523
I know that too.

491
00:22:17,607 --> 00:22:20,777
You have been an honorable man
in an honorable profession.

492
00:22:20,860 --> 00:22:23,154
All I ever cared about
was improving the lives of children.

493
00:22:23,237 --> 00:22:25,114
They don't make 'em like you anymore.

494
00:22:25,990 --> 00:22:29,243
And just so you know,
I've instructed Norman's trust…

495
00:22:29,327 --> 00:22:30,161
[inhales deeply]

496
00:22:30,661 --> 00:22:34,040
…to wire the money
into you and Mindy's joint account.

497
00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:36,584
I…

498
00:22:36,667 --> 00:22:38,086
Fine. Whatever.

499
00:22:38,169 --> 00:22:40,630
It's not gonna change my life
one way or the other.

500
00:22:42,590 --> 00:22:45,468
Well, I… I ju… I just hope
we can be friends again.

501
00:22:46,177 --> 00:22:47,929
Well, I hope so too, Sandy.

502
00:22:48,679 --> 00:22:50,390
You're gonna come back to class?

503
00:22:51,766 --> 00:22:53,768
I don't-- Sure.

504
00:22:55,019 --> 00:22:55,853
Good.

505
00:22:56,396 --> 00:22:58,731
[sighs] Okay, well, I'll, uh…

506
00:22:58,815 --> 00:23:00,483
I'll… I'll leave you to it, hmm?

507
00:23:00,566 --> 00:23:02,819
♪ Nobody cares ♪

508
00:23:02,902 --> 00:23:05,321
♪ 'Cause there's no hiding place ♪

509
00:23:07,407 --> 00:23:09,283
♪ There's no hiding place ♪

510
00:23:09,367 --> 00:23:10,868
[laughing]

511
00:23:11,744 --> 00:23:14,956
♪ For you and me ♪

512
00:23:15,790 --> 00:23:19,127
♪ Are we just like all the rest? ♪

513
00:23:20,711 --> 00:23:24,841
♪ We're looking too hard
For something he's got ♪

514
00:23:24,924 --> 00:23:27,760
♪ Or moving too fast to rest ♪

515
00:23:28,928 --> 00:23:32,265
♪ Like a monkey on your back
You need it ♪

516
00:23:33,057 --> 00:23:37,145
♪ But do you love it enough to leave it ♪

517
00:23:37,228 --> 00:23:38,146
♪ Ah ♪

518
00:23:38,229 --> 00:23:42,483
♪ Just like the lonely man
There on the corner ♪

519
00:23:42,984 --> 00:23:46,070
♪ What he's waiting for, I don't know ♪

520
00:23:46,154 --> 00:23:47,155
♪ Oh ♪

521
00:23:47,238 --> 00:23:51,033
♪ But he waits every day now ♪

522
00:23:51,576 --> 00:23:54,745
♪ He's just waiting
For that something to show ♪

523
00:23:54,829 --> 00:23:55,788
♪ Oh ♪

524
00:23:55,872 --> 00:23:57,248
♪ Who's the lonely man… ♪