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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎-天哪
‎-對啊

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‎一千萬美元

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‎對

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‎-諾曼留給你的？
‎-給我們的

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‎-給我們的？
‎-對

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‎五百萬是我的？

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‎全都是妳的

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‎什麼意思？

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‎我向他借錢繳給國稅局
‎他臨終前，說那筆錢不必還了

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‎我不能再拿他的錢了，這樣不對

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‎所以妳收下

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‎天啊

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‎是啊

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‎我的老天啊

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‎是啊

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‎你確定不要買什麼奢侈品？

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‎例如什麼？

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‎例如，一輛勞斯萊斯之類的？

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‎我才不要

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‎看我自己開勞斯萊斯，我會恨死自己

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‎好吧，不然保時捷或法拉利？
‎你可以用來追女生

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‎對啊，一個老頭
‎連自己的車都下不了，真是性感

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‎寶貝，我要妳收下

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‎聰明投資，妳永遠都有財務保障

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‎記住這點

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‎謝謝

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‎不客氣

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‎等等，錢怎麼沒直接給我？

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‎諾曼怎麼全都給你？

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‎這個嘛，情況有點複雜

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‎諾曼怕錢會落入壞人手裡

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‎我不懂

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‎妳男友，他不確定那個人

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‎他不確定？他不確定什麼？

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‎他可能不是理想的對象

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‎什麼？馬丁當然是理想對象

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‎他很好，我很喜歡他
‎但這筆錢很可觀

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‎諾曼堅決要保護這筆錢，只留給妳

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‎你是這麼想的嗎？要保護這筆錢？

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‎這是一大筆錢

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‎你不信任馬丁嗎？

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‎這麼多錢？

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‎我連自己的媽媽都不信任，願她安息

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‎若妳不介意
‎我會把錢放在共同基金，可能是債券

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‎讓妳無後顧之憂

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‎我可能會嫁給馬丁

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‎這樣很好，非常美妙

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‎我會牽妳走紅毯，泛著淚光

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‎自豪地把妳交給他

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‎那這筆錢我要告訴他嗎？

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‎我不知道，我不能告訴妳怎麼做

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‎-但是…
‎-他為什麼要知道？

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‎所以我應該對丈夫保密？

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‎-別把這當秘密
‎-不然呢？

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‎全部一千萬
‎如果妳告訴他，就剩五百萬

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‎嘿，打擾到你們了嗎？

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‎-沒有
‎-好，要吃晚餐了嗎？

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‎-好啊
‎-好，山迪，你要去嗎？

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‎-不用，謝謝，你們去吧
‎-好吧

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‎-再見
‎-再見

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‎妳看

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‎我在加油站買了20張刮刮樂

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‎第一張就賺了2美元

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‎-很好
‎-對啊，剩下的吃飯再刮

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‎劇名：第 18 章：你只給我趣味內容

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‎（幸運彩，頭獎五萬美元）

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‎-有中嗎？
‎-沒有

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‎沒關係，中了三張，很不錯了

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‎花20美元，賺6美元，這算很不錯？

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‎妳沒算我們刮彩券時

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‎得到的娛樂價值

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‎我們個別獲得的娛樂價值
‎絕對有5美元

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‎別這樣，只是錢而已

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‎海螯龍蝦起司通心麵？

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‎我的

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‎-黃鰭鮪魚沙拉
‎-謝謝

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‎-請慢用
‎-謝謝

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‎妳知道海螯龍蝦
‎嚴格來說不是龍蝦嗎？

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‎其實比較接近螃蟹

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‎妳有心事嗎？

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‎沒有

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‎敏迪

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‎我只是不懂，你挺過了心臟病發

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‎竟然還吃海螯龍蝦起司通心麵

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‎這其實是螃蟹

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‎非常沒有責任感

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‎要我退掉嗎？我可以退掉

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‎-我只是希望你做對的選擇
‎-我改吃蔬菜沙拉加餅乾

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‎你幹嘛花20美元買彩券？

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‎我加油時，信用卡刷不過

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‎所以我進去店裡付現
‎當時就覺得手氣好嘛

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‎你覺得手氣好？

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‎對

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‎今晚在閨房可能就沒那麼好運了

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‎好吧，隨便你想做什麼，吃什麼

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‎我不是你媽

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‎我…好吧，不好意思，打擾一下

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‎能把這個換成蔬菜沙拉嗎？

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‎-有問題嗎？
‎-完全沒有

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‎我前一陣子心臟病發
‎吃這個可能不太健康

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‎你現在才知道？

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‎請不要落井下石

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‎我幫你換成沙拉

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‎謝謝

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‎還有餅乾

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‎她是被誰甩了啊？

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‎好，打開天窗說亮話

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‎妳父親和你祖父留了一大筆錢給你們

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‎當然還有這間房子和屋內的藝術品

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‎-客廳有霍克尼的畫
‎-我知道

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‎-光那幅畫就價值連城了
‎-應該是

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‎我不喜歡那幅畫，但又怎樣，對吧？

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‎對

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‎總之，他臨終前設了生前信託

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‎那是什麼？類似遺囑嗎？

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‎有點像，不過能省下很多遺產稅

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‎聰明，我爸很聰明

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‎他委任我當信託的執行人

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‎太好了，這很合理

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‎他這麼做是因為
‎他不相信你們能善用這筆錢

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‎-死老爸
‎-王八蛋

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‎同時我已經安排

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‎讓你們每月收到一筆合理的錢

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‎多少？

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‎讓我說完

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‎並用信託的錢來支付

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‎這間房子的所有開銷

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‎稅金、水電
‎保險、園藝、家務開支…

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‎山迪

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‎你是我爸多年的好友
‎就像我第二個父親

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‎所以希望你知道
‎我這麼說沒有半點惡意

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‎我們已經不需要你來擔任執行人了

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‎你被開除了

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‎妳不能開除我

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‎很難說喔

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‎我很確定

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‎-打電話問妳爸的律師
‎-我會的

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‎妳打啊

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‎我可能會請我律師打給我爸的律師

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‎妳律師是誰？

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‎一個你不該惹的人

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‎好了，媽，我的零用錢是多少？

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‎一個月五千美元

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‎好，改成一個禮拜五千美元如何？

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‎不行

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‎-別這樣，商量一下
‎-不行

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‎我們要找律師

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‎要知道
‎如果你們對信託的條款有異議

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‎錢會全都捐給慈善機構

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‎那就搞定了

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‎我們成立慈善機構

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‎諾曼，幫幫我，天哪

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‎山迪，諾曼不在天堂

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‎他困在生死輪迴的無限心理劇裡

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‎這已持續了數十億年

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‎直到L羅恩賀伯特
‎找到解放人類的心靈科技

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‎-謝謝
‎-這是事實

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‎好，我得走了

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‎如果霍克尼的畫不翼而飛
‎我會報警抓你們

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‎你幹嘛提那幅畫？

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‎妳幹嘛提妳的假律師？

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‎（山迪柯敏斯基演藝工作坊）

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‎（痛苦女王）

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‎天哪

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‎前妻好

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‎前夫好

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‎現在不方便嗎？

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‎沒關係，我只是休息一下

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‎威士忌加健怡可樂

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‎妳太了解我了

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‎因為了解才會離婚

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‎打電話來

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‎有何貴幹？

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‎兩件事

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‎首先，我想說我很遺憾

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‎聽到諾曼的事

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‎-謝謝
‎-我知道你們很親近

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‎對

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‎可惜你們不是同志

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‎否則會非常登對

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‎妳不是第一個這麼說的人

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‎你還好吧？

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‎不太好

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‎失去朋友雖然痛苦

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‎處理他的後事更痛苦

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‎他沒交代你吧？

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‎他就是，他要我當他遺囑的執行人

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‎-幹，真倒楣
‎-對啊

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‎抱歉

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‎你不能避掉嗎？

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‎可以，但我很氣他的女兒和孫子

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‎為了洩忿，我會堅持下去

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‎妳說有兩件事，第二件是什麼？

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‎我要去洛杉磯

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‎喂？

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‎我還在

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‎太好了，來做什麼？

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‎我想跟女兒聚一聚

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‎這樣很好

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‎我們可能會一起籌備婚禮

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‎是嗎？

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‎真是太好了

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‎拜託，你一定早就知道了

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‎她不太講自己的事

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‎但你喜歡他吧？

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‎我很喜歡他，我們成了好朋友

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‎-怎麼了？
‎-沒事

209
00:10:42,454 --> 00:10:45,832
‎你講話高八度，就是在說謊

210
00:10:45,916 --> 00:10:48,627
‎我講話沒有高八度

211
00:10:48,710 --> 00:10:51,004
‎說吧，也許我能幫忙

212
00:10:51,588 --> 00:10:55,467
‎蘿絲，講真的，沒什麼好說的
‎我要掛電話了

213
00:10:55,550 --> 00:10:58,136
‎妳來了之後，也許我們能敘敘舊

214
00:10:58,220 --> 00:11:00,847
‎你用“講真的”來開頭

215
00:11:00,931 --> 00:11:02,307
‎我就知道你在說謊

216
00:11:02,391 --> 00:11:03,392
‎蘿絲，再見

217
00:11:08,397 --> 00:11:12,150
‎事實擺在眼前，這個男人也不會相信

218
00:11:14,444 --> 00:11:15,737
‎來聊妳的事吧

219
00:11:18,156 --> 00:11:19,950
‎請進

220
00:11:20,617 --> 00:11:22,452
‎山迪，你有空嗎？

221
00:11:22,536 --> 00:11:24,538
‎有啊，怎麼了？

222
00:11:25,122 --> 00:11:27,624
‎只是想分享一個好消息

223
00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:30,085
‎太好了，我正需要好消息

224
00:11:30,168 --> 00:11:32,671
‎我接到一部電視劇的工作

225
00:11:32,754 --> 00:11:35,382
‎瑪格麗，太棒了

226
00:11:36,383 --> 00:11:37,300
‎謝謝

227
00:11:37,801 --> 00:11:39,219
‎全是你的功勞

228
00:11:39,302 --> 00:11:42,431
‎不，親愛的，妳很有才華
‎不管有沒有我，妳都會出頭的

229
00:11:42,514 --> 00:11:44,641
‎來，坐下來，告訴我經過

230
00:11:46,643 --> 00:11:48,061
‎記得《神勇法醫官》嗎？

231
00:11:48,895 --> 00:11:52,190
‎傑克克盧格曼演的，我記得
‎他演法醫之類的？

232
00:11:52,274 --> 00:11:54,568
‎-對，他們要重拍
‎-對

233
00:11:54,651 --> 00:11:57,195
‎-我演昆西的助理
‎-太好了

234
00:11:57,279 --> 00:12:01,575
‎我記得他會用解剖屍體來破案

235
00:12:02,367 --> 00:12:04,327
‎我都說那是《噁心法醫官》

236
00:12:05,162 --> 00:12:07,873
‎試播集有很多血和內臟的鏡頭

237
00:12:07,956 --> 00:12:08,957
‎誰演昆西？

238
00:12:09,708 --> 00:12:11,126
‎摩根費里曼

239
00:12:11,209 --> 00:12:13,378
‎-他很會演戲
‎-對啊

240
00:12:13,462 --> 00:12:16,506
‎他們更新了角色
‎昆西現在是流體性別

241
00:12:17,257 --> 00:12:18,800
‎-什麼？
‎-非二元性別？

242
00:12:19,426 --> 00:12:20,677
‎性別酷兒？

243
00:12:20,761 --> 00:12:23,555
‎不認為自己是男性或女性

244
00:12:23,638 --> 00:12:26,808
‎對，我知道，稱為“他們”，對吧？

245
00:12:26,892 --> 00:12:27,726
‎-是的
‎-對

246
00:12:27,809 --> 00:12:31,438
‎摩根費里曼，流體性別的法醫

247
00:12:31,521 --> 00:12:33,565
‎據說他們可能會換掉他

248
00:12:33,648 --> 00:12:36,818
‎製作公司有壓力要聘真的非二演員

249
00:12:36,902 --> 00:12:37,819
‎非二？

250
00:12:37,903 --> 00:12:38,779
‎非二元性別

251
00:12:38,862 --> 00:12:40,113
‎當然了

252
00:12:41,323 --> 00:12:43,533
‎李奧納德尼莫伊差點沒演史巴克先生

253
00:12:43,617 --> 00:12:45,202
‎因為他們想找真的瓦肯人

254
00:12:46,119 --> 00:12:47,704
‎這是笑話吧？

255
00:12:47,788 --> 00:12:48,955
‎我也希望是

256
00:12:49,664 --> 00:12:52,209
‎-妳跟其他學生說了嗎？
‎-還沒

257
00:12:52,292 --> 00:12:54,795
‎那我們在課後宣布

258
00:12:54,878 --> 00:12:56,338
‎他們會想慶祝一番

259
00:12:56,421 --> 00:12:58,757
‎-是嗎？
‎-當然，妳不覺得嗎？

260
00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:03,470
‎連恩當初接到快乾膠的廣告
‎大家都恭喜他

261
00:13:03,553 --> 00:13:05,889
‎但看得出來他們很忌妒

262
00:13:05,972 --> 00:13:08,975
‎對，沒人想拿他的試用品

263
00:13:09,810 --> 00:13:11,937
‎沒關係，我們同舟共濟

264
00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:15,649
‎不論成功或失敗，演員都要互相扶持

265
00:13:15,732 --> 00:13:17,776
‎你入行時是那樣嗎？

266
00:13:17,859 --> 00:13:20,111
‎-對
‎-現在不同了

267
00:13:26,159 --> 00:13:30,539
‎好，下課前有個好消息要告訴大家

268
00:13:30,622 --> 00:13:31,456
‎瑪格麗？

269
00:13:32,207 --> 00:13:33,166
‎好

270
00:13:35,168 --> 00:13:39,381
‎我去參加一部新電視影集的試鏡

271
00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:41,967
‎我拿到角色了

272
00:13:43,552 --> 00:13:45,178
‎客串角色？

273
00:13:45,262 --> 00:13:47,013
‎是固定角色

274
00:13:49,474 --> 00:13:50,642
‎恭喜

275
00:13:52,477 --> 00:13:54,354
‎聽起來很棒

276
00:13:54,437 --> 00:13:55,772
‎恭喜妳

277
00:13:58,483 --> 00:13:59,317
‎讚喔

278
00:14:00,527 --> 00:14:01,611
‎小瑪，幹得好

279
00:14:02,988 --> 00:14:03,822
‎厲害喔

280
00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:17,419
‎-然後我刺進他的脖子…
‎-很用力

281
00:14:24,050 --> 00:14:26,386
‎不好意思，山迪，能聊一下嗎？

282
00:14:26,469 --> 00:14:27,637
‎好啊，上車

283
00:14:34,102 --> 00:14:35,228
‎什麼事？

284
00:14:35,312 --> 00:14:39,232
‎只是想謝謝你讓我旁聽你的課

285
00:14:39,316 --> 00:14:40,442
‎-樂意之至
‎-對

286
00:14:40,525 --> 00:14:43,486
‎我以為只是要背一長串臺詞

287
00:14:43,570 --> 00:14:45,155
‎然後一直哭鬧

288
00:14:45,238 --> 00:14:47,407
‎有時這就能拿奧斯卡獎

289
00:14:47,490 --> 00:14:48,366
‎可能吧

290
00:14:48,450 --> 00:14:51,202
‎但你教學的方式非常…深奧得多

291
00:14:51,286 --> 00:14:52,704
‎好像精神分析

292
00:14:52,787 --> 00:14:53,914
‎謝謝你

293
00:14:53,997 --> 00:14:55,498
‎你做過心理治療嗎？

294
00:14:56,499 --> 00:14:59,210
‎山迪，我這輩子都在做心理治療

295
00:14:59,878 --> 00:15:01,671
‎-是嗎？
‎-對，從小就開始了

296
00:15:04,174 --> 00:15:05,467
‎成效如何？

297
00:15:06,259 --> 00:15:08,345
‎好像開始有進展了

298
00:15:11,264 --> 00:15:13,224
‎順便問一件事

299
00:15:13,308 --> 00:15:16,645
‎敏迪跟你講過我跟她的事嗎？

300
00:15:18,521 --> 00:15:20,106
‎有什麼好講的？

301
00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:23,109
‎我不知道，但明顯有問題

302
00:15:23,777 --> 00:15:25,695
‎有問題？怎麼說？

303
00:15:26,363 --> 00:15:31,117
‎我不知道，她最近變得非常冷淡

304
00:15:31,201 --> 00:15:32,035
‎脾氣有點壞

305
00:15:32,118 --> 00:15:34,704
‎我問她是不是有問題

306
00:15:34,788 --> 00:15:37,248
‎她就看著我，好像我是白痴一樣

307
00:15:37,332 --> 00:15:38,708
‎然後氣沖沖地走掉

308
00:15:39,668 --> 00:15:43,797
‎有沒有可能你真的就是白痴？

309
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,548
‎相信我，我想過這一點

310
00:15:45,632 --> 00:15:49,219
‎但我總覺得有什麼事情

311
00:15:50,178 --> 00:15:51,763
‎那就麻煩了

312
00:15:51,846 --> 00:15:54,307
‎-對啊
‎-麻煩

313
00:15:55,892 --> 00:15:57,060
‎謝了

314
00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:58,728
‎看看這個

315
00:16:00,855 --> 00:16:02,023
‎打火機

316
00:16:02,607 --> 00:16:04,401
‎-還有菸灰缸
‎-不會吧

317
00:16:04,484 --> 00:16:07,821
‎-你那邊的車門有一個
‎-難以置信

318
00:16:08,321 --> 00:16:10,240
‎我跟海因里希希姆萊買的

319
00:16:10,323 --> 00:16:13,159
‎-真的？
‎-里程數很低，他只開去上班

320
00:16:13,243 --> 00:16:14,077
‎是喔

321
00:16:14,995 --> 00:16:17,163
‎這笑話你跟我講三遍了

322
00:16:17,247 --> 00:16:18,206
‎真的嗎？

323
00:16:19,124 --> 00:16:20,917
‎這有點讓人擔心

324
00:16:26,381 --> 00:16:28,883
‎幫個忙，別跟敏迪說我嗑嗨了

325
00:16:28,967 --> 00:16:31,594
‎抱歉，我們之間沒有秘密

326
00:16:32,762 --> 00:16:34,514
‎你們有別人不知道的祕密嗎？

327
00:16:35,515 --> 00:16:37,100
‎這話是什麼意思？

328
00:16:38,476 --> 00:16:39,644
‎開玩笑的

329
00:16:40,186 --> 00:16:41,396
‎我也是

330
00:16:42,814 --> 00:16:43,690
‎好吧

331
00:16:46,401 --> 00:16:48,528
‎你多久去一次心理治療？

332
00:16:48,611 --> 00:16:49,571
‎一週兩次

333
00:16:49,654 --> 00:16:51,781
‎你多久講一次納粹的笑話？

334
00:16:53,575 --> 00:16:56,327
‎很感謝你們願意忍受我幾天

335
00:16:56,411 --> 00:16:58,830
‎拜託，開什麼玩笑？我很喜歡妳來

336
00:16:58,913 --> 00:17:00,540
‎要住多久都行

337
00:17:00,623 --> 00:17:03,668
‎我家就是妳家

338
00:17:04,586 --> 00:17:06,379
‎-菲爾柯林斯的歌
‎-答對了

339
00:17:06,463 --> 00:17:09,507
‎我想讓敏迪變成他的粉絲
‎她就是不愛

340
00:17:09,591 --> 00:17:11,676
‎那不是她這個年代的歌

341
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:14,387
‎對，但是她讓我接受了

342
00:17:14,471 --> 00:17:16,389
‎很多她喜歡的東西

343
00:17:16,931 --> 00:17:18,850
‎妳知道梅根西斯塔莉安嗎？

344
00:17:18,933 --> 00:17:19,976
‎沒聽過

345
00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:21,728
‎她很厲害，她…

346
00:17:22,353 --> 00:17:24,230
‎我們很常聽她的歌

347
00:17:24,314 --> 00:17:26,941
‎這些賤貨不會付諸行動

348
00:17:27,901 --> 00:17:29,903
‎很多婊子只是裝模作樣

349
00:17:30,779 --> 00:17:33,782
‎我揍賤貨，那叫魅力

350
00:17:33,865 --> 00:17:36,201
‎然後放垃圾桶…

351
00:17:37,035 --> 00:17:39,454
‎把她的垃圾屁股塞回垃圾桶

352
00:17:39,537 --> 00:17:41,915
‎我是會反手揍人的狠角色

353
00:17:41,998 --> 00:17:44,000
‎太靠近我，就讓你好看

354
00:17:44,084 --> 00:17:46,628
‎我已經在偷看你的弱點

355
00:17:46,711 --> 00:17:49,380
‎我從後面來，殺你個措手不及

356
00:17:49,464 --> 00:17:52,217
‎-你真的喜歡這種歌？
‎-不喜歡

357
00:17:52,842 --> 00:17:55,678
‎只是想跟上時代，為了敏迪

358
00:17:56,262 --> 00:17:57,889
‎-真貼心
‎-對啊

359
00:17:57,972 --> 00:18:00,975
‎梅根罵黑人的時候，有點難跟得上

360
00:18:01,476 --> 00:18:04,020
‎-房間整理好了
‎-寶貝，謝謝

361
00:18:04,104 --> 00:18:07,982
‎浴室裡有乾淨的毛巾
‎洗髮精、潤髮乳，應有盡有

362
00:18:08,066 --> 00:18:10,527
‎馬桶會一直沖水

363
00:18:10,610 --> 00:18:12,529
‎搖一下把手，水就停了

364
00:18:12,612 --> 00:18:14,614
‎-好
‎-妳一定很累吧

365
00:18:15,365 --> 00:18:17,742
‎有點疲倦

366
00:18:17,826 --> 00:18:20,537
‎現在搭飛機跟以前不一樣

367
00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:23,748
‎對吧？我們以前搭飛機
‎還會盛裝打扮，記得嗎？

368
00:18:23,832 --> 00:18:25,375
‎-天啊
‎-對吧？

369
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:27,836
‎對，他們把你當皇室來伺候

370
00:18:27,919 --> 00:18:31,214
‎對，空中小姐總是微笑…

371
00:18:31,297 --> 00:18:32,382
‎空服員

372
00:18:33,049 --> 00:18:34,551
‎她們是空服員

373
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:38,721
‎好，她們總是笑容滿面，對吧？

374
00:18:38,805 --> 00:18:41,808
‎飛行途中，機長會走到後面

375
00:18:41,891 --> 00:18:43,143
‎跟乘客說話

376
00:18:43,226 --> 00:18:46,729
‎他們會過來
‎把塑膠機翼放在孩子的翻領上

377
00:18:46,813 --> 00:18:49,941
‎對，我的袖扣盒裡還有一個
‎那個機翼我還留著

378
00:18:50,024 --> 00:18:52,735
‎以前搭飛機是個奇妙的體驗

379
00:18:52,819 --> 00:18:55,029
‎對，我知道是被什麼毀掉的

380
00:18:55,530 --> 00:18:56,489
‎恐怖主義

381
00:18:57,323 --> 00:18:58,283
‎古巴劫機

382
00:18:58,366 --> 00:19:01,369
‎好，我講個真實事件

383
00:19:01,452 --> 00:19:05,915
‎1968年，我姑姑派蒂…
‎妳不認識，她過世了

384
00:19:05,999 --> 00:19:11,880
‎她贏得一個三天的假期
‎要住在邁阿密的巴塞隆納旅館

385
00:19:11,963 --> 00:19:14,507
‎結果飛機繞了路
‎她在哈瓦那度過週末

386
00:19:14,591 --> 00:19:16,676
‎-你在開玩笑
‎-她從此不搭飛機

387
00:19:16,759 --> 00:19:18,011
‎-不會吧
‎-沒錯

388
00:19:18,094 --> 00:19:19,721
‎有次她從紐約來看我

389
00:19:19,804 --> 00:19:22,348
‎搭郵輪通過巴拿馬運河

390
00:19:23,308 --> 00:19:24,142
‎太妙了

391
00:19:24,225 --> 00:19:27,437
‎我記得她還買了小隊長的帽子送我

392
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,397
‎我可能也還留著

393
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:31,900
‎-妳沒事吧？
‎-沒事

394
00:19:33,193 --> 00:19:36,154
‎確定嗎？妳臉色有點沉

395
00:19:37,488 --> 00:19:39,824
‎你老是跟我爸這樣

396
00:19:40,825 --> 00:19:42,035
‎怎樣？

397
00:19:42,118 --> 00:19:45,079
‎主導話題，大聊過去美好的時光

398
00:19:45,163 --> 00:19:47,290
‎故意冷落我

399
00:19:47,373 --> 00:19:49,918
‎沒有，我沒有故意

400
00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:51,878
‎我們剛好有很多共同點

401
00:19:52,378 --> 00:19:54,797
‎我跟你完全沒有共同點

402
00:19:55,924 --> 00:19:56,799
‎亂講

403
00:19:56,883 --> 00:19:59,844
‎我們不是一起去史坦波中心
‎看梅根西斯塔莉安？

404
00:20:00,511 --> 00:20:01,512
‎妳說啊

405
00:20:04,015 --> 00:20:05,183
‎怎麼回事？

406
00:20:05,725 --> 00:20:06,726
‎我不知道

407
00:20:07,602 --> 00:20:10,855
‎最近氣氛有點緊張

408
00:20:12,106 --> 00:20:14,901
‎-介意我跟她談談嗎？
‎-請便

409
00:20:20,657 --> 00:20:24,410
‎親眼見到我
‎現在你知道黑人在玩啥把戲

410
00:20:24,494 --> 00:20:28,039
‎我得切牛排，我的龍蝦盤上沒紅肉

411
00:20:28,122 --> 00:20:30,291
‎我不反覆無常，我不玩遊戲

412
00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:33,044
‎讓老娘玩自己，這叫自慰

413
00:20:34,712 --> 00:20:37,257
‎-哎呀，怎麼了？
‎-抱歉

414
00:20:37,340 --> 00:20:39,509
‎不該讓妳看到的

415
00:20:40,009 --> 00:20:42,595
‎我同意，怎麼回事？

416
00:20:43,179 --> 00:20:45,848
‎他老是這個樣子

417
00:20:45,932 --> 00:20:49,394
‎一直講搖滾樂的黃金時代

418
00:20:49,477 --> 00:20:52,981
‎電影的黃金時代、飛機的黃金時代

419
00:20:54,190 --> 00:20:57,277
‎“敏迪，妳不曉得
‎世界以前不是這樣的”

420
00:20:57,777 --> 00:20:59,112
‎“以前好多了”

421
00:20:59,195 --> 00:21:00,196
‎沒錯啊

422
00:21:00,822 --> 00:21:02,073
‎別跟我來這套

423
00:21:02,156 --> 00:21:07,745
‎妳愛上的男人
‎他的黃金時代已經過去了

424
00:21:08,579 --> 00:21:10,248
‎他還能聊什麼？

425
00:21:10,331 --> 00:21:13,293
‎未來，我們的未來

426
00:21:15,128 --> 00:21:17,588
‎-他幾歲了？
‎-67歲

427
00:21:21,467 --> 00:21:22,552
‎床事還好嗎？

428
00:21:24,387 --> 00:21:25,596
‎一週一次？

429
00:21:27,098 --> 00:21:28,182
‎好吧

430
00:21:29,892 --> 00:21:31,185
‎有其他問題嗎？

431
00:21:32,395 --> 00:21:35,148
‎有，我他媽的是個富婆

432
00:21:35,231 --> 00:21:38,776
‎這是饒舌歌詞嗎？

433
00:21:39,485 --> 00:21:40,611
‎不是，我很有錢

434
00:21:41,571 --> 00:21:44,240
‎諾曼留給我一千萬美元

435
00:21:46,701 --> 00:21:47,535
‎我的天啊

436
00:21:48,369 --> 00:21:50,580
‎其實一半是我的，一半是爸的

437
00:21:50,663 --> 00:21:52,290
‎但爸把他的份給了我

438
00:21:52,874 --> 00:21:53,708
‎真的？

439
00:21:54,417 --> 00:21:57,545
‎我可能要收回一些我說過他的壞話

440
00:21:58,296 --> 00:22:01,132
‎問題在哪？妳跟馬丁應該要慶祝才對

441
00:22:01,215 --> 00:22:02,675
‎我還沒告訴馬丁

442
00:22:02,759 --> 00:22:03,801
‎為什麼？

443
00:22:04,427 --> 00:22:07,472
‎因為爸不信任他，要我保密

444
00:22:07,555 --> 00:22:09,098
‎我不收回那些壞話了

445
00:22:10,516 --> 00:22:11,934
‎這筆錢是個問題

446
00:22:12,727 --> 00:22:14,395
‎妳得告訴馬丁

447
00:22:14,479 --> 00:22:16,647
‎如果不講，就好像妳不信任他

448
00:22:16,731 --> 00:22:21,152
‎如果妳不信任他，這段感情就完了

449
00:22:21,778 --> 00:22:23,654
‎我以為我信任他

450
00:22:23,738 --> 00:22:24,947
‎現在不太確定了

451
00:22:25,782 --> 00:22:26,949
‎跟我來

452
00:22:27,033 --> 00:22:28,701
‎-要去哪？
‎-來就對了

453
00:22:31,996 --> 00:22:33,081
‎好美的夜晚

454
00:22:33,164 --> 00:22:35,124
‎-我在享受微風呢
‎-上車

455
00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:37,126
‎-要去哪裡？
‎-上車就對了

456
00:22:37,210 --> 00:22:38,294
‎好吧

457
00:22:38,378 --> 00:22:40,088
‎你說不會再抽大麻了

458
00:22:40,171 --> 00:22:42,507
‎我現在抽很少了

459
00:22:42,590 --> 00:22:44,384
‎-別騙我
‎-好吧

460
00:22:57,313 --> 00:22:58,981
‎瑪格麗，什麼事？

461
00:22:59,065 --> 00:23:02,026
‎大家去吃晚餐，卻沒邀請我

462
00:23:02,110 --> 00:23:03,820
‎好像我突然變成公敵

463
00:23:03,903 --> 00:23:06,406
‎慢慢說，是哪些人？

464
00:23:06,489 --> 00:23:09,534
‎戴莎妮、蓓林娜、連恩、朱利安

465
00:23:09,617 --> 00:23:12,120
‎我失業時，他們都喜歡我

466
00:23:12,203 --> 00:23:13,621
‎現在變調了

467
00:23:13,704 --> 00:23:15,248
‎拜託，不可能的

468
00:23:15,331 --> 00:23:16,707
‎是真的

469
00:23:18,543 --> 00:23:20,420
‎我不去上課了

470
00:23:23,297 --> 00:23:26,592
‎妳要有耐心，他們會改變想法的

471
00:23:26,676 --> 00:23:29,137
‎-真的嗎？
‎-當然

472
00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:31,180
‎山迪，開門

473
00:23:31,264 --> 00:23:34,475
‎別不來上課，那是懦弱的行為

474
00:23:34,559 --> 00:23:36,102
‎爸？我知道你在裡面

475
00:23:36,185 --> 00:23:38,563
‎我們要勇敢面對問題

476
00:23:38,646 --> 00:23:41,023
‎贏家和輸家就差在這裡

477
00:23:41,107 --> 00:23:43,443
‎山迪，我不知道是怎麼回事

478
00:23:44,026 --> 00:23:46,195
‎謝謝，你總是知道該說什麼

479
00:23:46,279 --> 00:23:48,322
‎這是當演員的一部分

480
00:23:48,406 --> 00:23:50,408
‎我們要研究人類的行為

481
00:23:50,491 --> 00:23:52,368
‎山迪，我帶了律師

482
00:23:52,452 --> 00:23:54,745
‎他是克莉絲汀艾莉的律師！

483
00:24:37,872 --> 00:24:39,790
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