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- Iced tea.
- Mm. Thanks.

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Diet Dr Pepper and Jack.

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Thank you, Alex.

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You're on a first-name basis?

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Oh, yeah.

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I was the emcee
at his granddaughter's quinceañera.

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[chuckles]

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I think I'm the youngest person in here.

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That's another reason
why I love this place.

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They give me the kids' menu.

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[laughs]

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Busboy looks like he's 70 years old.

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Ricky. Yeah, he's been here a while.

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He used to be
Roberto Durán's sparring partner.

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Oh.

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Sometimes you see him get lost
on the way to the kitchen.

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Oh! [chuckles]

18
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Are you sure you don't want a real drink?

19
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Uh... Can't. I tweaked my back.

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I'm taking a muscle relaxer.

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- Oh, sorry.
- [rattling]

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No, I was... I was just dragging
the garbage out to the... the street...

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Wait, it gets worse.
I once got whiplash from sneezing.

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Oh, no!

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[laughs]

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- This is nice, huh? Yeah.
- Yeah.

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- Been a long time.
- It has.

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I'm glad you called.

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Mm.

30
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So, what's, uh... What's new?

31
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How is your son doing?

32
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He graduated from high school
by the skin of his teeth,

33
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and then, uh, believe it or not,
joined the army.

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That's a good move for him.

35
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Our army, right?

36
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Well, ISIS passed.

37
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Okay. [chuckles]
Is he stationed somewhere safe?

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Alabama.

39
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So, no.

40
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And how about you? You still
with the, uh, brawny paper towel guy?

41
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His name is William.

42
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Right, right, right. William.
The quicker picker-upper. Right.

43
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Uh... No. No, um, that was...

44
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That was not meant to be.

45
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And you? You... You seeing anybody?

46
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Well, you talk to Mindy
on a regular basis.

47
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You tell me.

48
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You haven't been on a date
in three months.

49
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- Really? It's been that long?
- Yeah, well...

50
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Well, I've been busy with work,
looking after Norman.

51
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- How's he doin'?
- Well, are you sitting down?

52
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Mm.

53
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He reconnected with a woman
he dated in the '60s,

54
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and they picked up
right where they left off.

55
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- No!
- Yes! Son of a bitch got laid.

56
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[laughs]

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Oh, God!

58
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- Well, will wonders never cease?
- Yeah.

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Speaking of which...

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why did we cease?

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Oh, good segue.

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I thought so.

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Come on, you really wanna rehash this?

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- Come on, we were good together.
- Uh...

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Oh, gosh. Should've gotten something
with alcohol.

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Lisa, I will happily own
that I made some mistakes,

67
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but nothing too terrible.

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I mean, it's not like I slept
with your bipolar sister-in-law.

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- Because I have done that.
- [chuckles]

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Let me ask you something.

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Supposing we were to start again...

72
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I like where this is going.

73
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What if we took sex off the table?

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What? Do you wanna get married?

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[laughs] Come on. Come on.

76
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I mean, at this point in your life,

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how important is it?

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Very important.

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Despite appearances,
I can still deliver the mail.

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If I'm given fair warning.

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Be honest with me.
You go to bed at night.

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What is more important?
A good lay or a good night's sleep?

83
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[laughs] Well, doesn't one
usually flow into the other?

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You know what I'm talking about.

85
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Okay. Okay, I will admit
my priorities have shifted a bit,

86
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but I still like sex.

87
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Or at least the idea of it.

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What does that mean?

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Okay, it's like this. [clears throat]

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Every time I go to Art's Deli,

91
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I buy a quarter pound of pastrami
that I take home,

92
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even though I won't eat it
because it gives me heartburn.

93
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So what's the point?

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I like knowing it's in the fridge.

95
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Oh, no! [laughing]

96
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So... In your entire life,

97
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you have never had a woman
who wasn't just a friend?

98
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Lisa, I try to keep up with the times,

99
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but I'm of a generation where
if a guy has women friends,

100
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it means he's playing on the other team.

101
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- [laughs] That's horrible.
- It's the truth.

102
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Oh!

103
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So you're incapable of growth and change?

104
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Not entirely. I've got a Roomba.

105
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Aah. Oh! [chuckles]

106
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But for you,

107
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I will give it the old college try.

108
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The old college try?

109
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- Boola boola, baby.
- No.

110
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Did I ever tell you
the story of Raymond Qualls?

111
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I mean, there's not much story to it.

112
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He was a boy I had a crush on
when I was 13 or so.

113
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He was a real rough-looking boy.

114
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Beat-up Levi's,

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messy hair,

116
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and this terrible underbite.

117
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But he had
the most beautiful cowboy boots.

118
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Shiny chocolate leather.

119
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I decided I needed to get me
a pair of those boots,

120
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and I knew he'd ask me to go steady.

121
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And I saw them in a window downtown.

122
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Lord, I must've asked my momma
a hundred times. [chuckles]

123
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"Now, what do you want for Christmas, Vi?"

124
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"Oh, Momma, I'll give anything
for those boots."

125
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You know, bargaining.

126
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And she started hinting
about a package under the tree.

127
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"Now, Vi, don't go looking and cheating
before Christmas morning."

128
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Well, Christmas morning,
and I was up like a shot,

129
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and I tore open that package
like it was nobody's business.

130
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They were a pair of boots, all right.

131
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Pair of men's work boots.

132
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Caked in mud and dog shit.

133
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Chewed-up laces and holes in the toes.

134
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Hm.

135
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[sighs] Lord, my momma laughed for days.

136
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You see...

137
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My momma was a real mean...

138
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nasty lady.

139
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I suppose that's where I get it from.

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End scene.

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[Sandy] All right.

142
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That was well done, Darshani.

143
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It was, uh, simple, honest.

144
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You were never commenting
on the character. You just let her speak.

145
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Thank you.

146
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Let me ask you a question. [clears throat]

147
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Why did you pick that speech?

148
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I guess I liked how she was vulnerable
when she was young, and then...

149
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got mean.

150
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Really? Does that sound
like anybody you know?

151
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Oh.

152
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I'm proud of you. That was brave work.

153
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Thanks, Sandy.

154
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All right. That's it for tonight.
I'll see you all next week.

155
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Remember your observation exercises.

156
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You need to be doing that all the time.

157
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Did you really mean it
about the good work?

158
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I really did. Please keep it up.

159
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Is... Is there any chance you might
have time to work with me, just, like...

160
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one on one?

161
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Yeah, I don't know. [sighs]

162
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I think at your level,
you get as much benefit

163
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watching other people work
as doing the work yourself.

164
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Are you sure?

165
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If it was just you and me,
I feel like I'd be...

166
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like, a lot more open.

167
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Like, I could take more chances.

168
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<i>Oh, for Christ's sake,
she's coming on to me.</i>

169
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I could come over to your place.

170
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<i>I need this like I need
a hole in the head.</i>

171
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Have you ever had vegan lasagna?
It's incredible.

172
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<i>Although it is sad
when you think about it.</i>

173
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<i>Wasn't that long ago I was just a hard-on
with a hundred-dollar haircut.</i>

174
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...for me, I have a...

175
00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:04,108
<i>Now I look at a girl like this
and all I see is trouble.</i>

176
00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:07,028
<i>Right here in River City.
Trouble with a capital T,</i>

177
00:08:07,111 --> 00:08:09,530
<i>and that rhymes with P
and that stands for pool.</i>

178
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Music Man.<i> Great show.</i>

179
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You probably heard about me and Jude...

180
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<i>Maybe Lisa's right.
Maybe sex doesn't matter anymore.</i>

181
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<i>Sure, there was a time I'd crawl through
broken glass for a girl like this.</i>

182
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<i>Check into a hotel room,</i>

183
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<i>get hammered
and do shameful things to each other.</i>

184
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<i>Now all I want her to do is stop talking
so I can take a leak.</i>

185
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I have hot yoga...

186
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<i>Interesting. As testosterone decreases,
morality increases.</i>

187
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<i>I should write that down.
That's good stuff.</i>

188
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...spiritual, you know?

189
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<i>Oh, God, she's still talking.</i>

190
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- ...to be distracted...
- Darshani, listen.

191
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I really think we should keep the work
in the classroom.

192
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- But I know I could get more done if...
- The work stays in the classroom.

193
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Capisce?

194
00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:54,241
Ca-what?

195
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Understand?

196
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Yeah.

197
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But feel free to bring the vegan lasagna
here to share with everybody else.

198
00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:01,999
[sighs] Sure.

199
00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:04,669
- I'll see you next week.
- Whatever.

200
00:09:05,169 --> 00:09:06,796
<i>And now she hates me.</i>

201
00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:09,590
<i>Oh, well. That was gonna happen
either way.</i>

202
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:12,969
[Sandy] Honestly, I don't see

203
00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:14,929
how you could have handled it better.

204
00:09:15,429 --> 00:09:16,931
- You're being facetious.
- Mm.

205
00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,059
Not at all.
You only have two women in your life,

206
00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:23,312
your daughter and your girlfriend,
and you managed to chase them both away.

207
00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:25,773
Why do I bother talking to you?

208
00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:27,441
Who else you got?

209
00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:29,652
You want my advice?

210
00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:32,238
Oh, please, wise one, guide me.

211
00:09:32,321 --> 00:09:34,782
See, I was being facetious.
You're being an asshole.

212
00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:38,327
- Tell me.
- You need to apologize to Phoebe.

213
00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,079
Eh.

214
00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:43,583
For all you know, she's sincerely trying
to get her act together.

215
00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:46,002
Eight rehabs, Sandy. Eight.

216
00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:49,005
Okay, so, uh... two more,
you get a free cappuccino.

217
00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:52,592
Take the high road. See what happens.

218
00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:54,635
And what about Madelyn?

219
00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,597
Now, that is a little tougher.

220
00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:58,930
Why?

221
00:09:59,223 --> 00:10:01,475
She got a glimpse of who you really are.

222
00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,144
You can't do that with women.

223
00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:04,228
[phone buzzes]

224
00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:06,772
Trust me. It's never good.

225
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:10,026
Well, well.

226
00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:13,988
Hey, pal.

227
00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:16,157
- Oh, cute.
<i>- I thought so.</i>

228
00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:17,199
What's up?

229
00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:20,369
I have got a DVD
of the new Scorsese movie.

230
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:23,348
I thought you might like to come over
tomorrow night and watch it with me.

231
00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:26,626
- Love to. Where'd you get the screener?
<i>- My neighbor's in the Directors Guild.</i>

232
00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:30,004
He lends them to me, and I let him toss
his empty tequila bottles in my garbage.

233
00:10:30,087 --> 00:10:32,840
Quid pro Cuervo. Good deal.

234
00:10:32,923 --> 00:10:35,217
I got a class.
8:00, 8:30, is that too late?

235
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,927
Perfect. I'll see you then.

236
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,429
You got it, buddy.

237
00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:39,347
Stop that.

238
00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:40,681
[chuckles]

239
00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,267
[sighs]

240
00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:46,228
What do you think
about having women as friends?

241
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,605
You mean like acquaintances?

242
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:51,025
No, I mean friends.
Good friends. Best friends.

243
00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,694
In my experience,
that's generally a gay thing.

244
00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:54,986
Right!

245
00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,030
Thank you.

246
00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:58,990
For what?

247
00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:04,830
See that girl there?

248
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,374
That's my daughter.

249
00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:08,084
She's a graduate of Vassar.

250
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:11,253
She's three credits shy
of a master's degree in art history.

251
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,463
Oh, nice.

252
00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:13,464
Yeah.

253
00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:15,341
And my grandson, her son,

254
00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:18,803
he's a top executive
of the Church of Scientology in Florida.

255
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,889
- Whew. You must be very proud.
- [scoffs]

256
00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:23,808
Bursting at the seams.

257
00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:25,518
- [Phoebe] Next!
- Bye.

258
00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:27,603
Surprise!

259
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,146
Oh, wow.

260
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,107
- Hi!
- Hi!

261
00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:34,610
Can I get you something?

262
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,694
Sure. Why not?

263
00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:37,613
What's match-a tea?

264
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,197
Um...

265
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:43,244
So, it's "mut-cha." It's powdered
green tea. Good for you.

266
00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:44,829
Loaded with antioxidants.

267
00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:47,665
I don't know. I'm more pro-oxidant.

268
00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,125
How about a swirl of vanilla?

269
00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:51,251
You got it.

270
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:55,213
[sighs]

271
00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:58,342
Phoebe, I would like to apologize
for the other night.

272
00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:00,593
You're kidding?

273
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:05,850
I need to apologize for the last 35 years.

274
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:07,308
Really? Well...

275
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,438
Then maybe you should go first.

276
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,607
Are those sprinkles?
Let me have some sprinkles.

277
00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:15,025
No, the chocolate.

278
00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,320
Um... You wanna do this now?

279
00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:19,864
Unless you're too busy.

280
00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:22,198
All right.

281
00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:25,619
For starters, I...

282
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:28,038
won't waste your time saying I'm sorry.

283
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:29,999
You've heard that from me too many times.

284
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:33,461
I'm glad you know that because
I really hate it when you apologize.

285
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,798
Ooh! Blueberries. A couple of blueberries.

286
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,968
- Just two.
- Oh, sorry.

287
00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:44,346
I am gonna make up
for all the damage I've done.

288
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,098
- And how do you plan to do that?
- Well,

289
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,142
first of all, by paying you back

290
00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:51,562
all the money you've given me,
all the money you've spent on rehab.

291
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,272
That's quite a lot.

292
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,776
- You get how old I am, right?
- I'll hurry.

293
00:12:57,401 --> 00:12:59,779
Uh... Ooh. M&M's. Plain.

294
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:04,825
And secondly, by being a daughter
you can rely on.

295
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,703
Someone you can trust.

296
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,289
So... you'd be someone else.

297
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:12,415
Sorta.

298
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,628
Or maybe who I really am.

299
00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:19,839
Daddy...

300
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:24,136
There are really no words to express

301
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:27,181
how sorry I am for everything
I put you and Mom through.

302
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,351
I'm gonna have to show you.

303
00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:34,188
Okay. Well, that's wonderful.

304
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:41,529
And I am getting the stink eye
from my 19-year-old boss. [chuckles]

305
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,948
Can we talk more another time?

306
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:45,491
Oh, sure. Sorry.

307
00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:48,619
Just one question, though.
Why are you working in a yogurt store?

308
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:52,373
Because I have no skills.

309
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:53,874
You could work at the agency.

310
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,335
You could represent actors,
writers, directors.

311
00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:58,212
That doesn't require skills.

312
00:13:58,921 --> 00:13:59,921
Thanks.

313
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,800
But I really need to do this on my own.

314
00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:04,593
No shortcuts.

315
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,262
All right. I respect that.

316
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:07,804
What do I owe you?

317
00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:09,055
It's on me.

318
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,518
You're gonna put money in the till,
not cheat the store?

319
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:14,603
I'll put money in.

320
00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:16,437
Good girl.

321
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,023
I love you.

322
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,151
Yeah. I love you, too.

323
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,074
Next!

324
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,469
[sighs]

325
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,017
[sighs]

326
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:58,731
Nope, friends do not get boners.

327
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:09,241
- You still taking that muscle relaxant...
- Mm.

328
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,325
...for your back?

329
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,120
It's okay. It's just wine.

330
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:14,663
- Mm-hm.
- Mm.

331
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:19,793
"I will not steal, borrow
or share this movie."

332
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,170
Hm.

333
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,253
I agree.

334
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:24,840
[both laughing]

335
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,972
Paaaace yourself.

336
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:33,891
Fuuuuck yourself.

337
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:34,974
[both laugh]

338
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,397
Haaaah...

339
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,316
[tires squeal on TV]

340
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:43,776
[gunshots on TV]

341
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,281
Can I tell you something and you...

342
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,201
promise not to tell?

343
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,284
Sure.

344
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:56,580
I... I... I didn't hurt my back

345
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:58,540
taking the garbage out.

346
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,751
- Really?
- Really.

347
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,586
So how... how did it happen?

348
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,547
[laughs]

349
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,425
- What?
- It's so embarrassing. Yeah.

350
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,010
Well, now you've gotta tell me.

351
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,095
Mmm!

352
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,974
Aah... Okay.

353
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,186
I was in the bathroom.

354
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:22,564
And you know when you...

355
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,483
take the toilet paper

356
00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:26,318
and then you...

357
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,863
reach around behind you...

358
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,323
You are kidding me.

359
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,867
You did it wiping your ass?

360
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:34,868
[both laugh]

361
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,788
No, don't say it. I fucked it.

362
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,666
- Yes!
- Oh, God! I've done that.

363
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:42,334
- You have?
- Yes.

364
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:45,713
- Oh! It was fucking awful.
- Yes!

365
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:48,424
- It's the worst.
- You can't call for help.

366
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:51,010
I had to crawl into the shower
to clean myself.

367
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:51,927
Oh!

368
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,304
- God!
- I actually started crying.

369
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,764
[both laughing]

370
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,183
- Ohhh...
- Oh!

371
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,560
Oh. Huh.

372
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,103
- Oh-ho!
- Ohh.

373
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,313
- Hey, hey!
- [both laughing]

374
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,566
- Hey, Lis. [chuckles]
- Yeah?

375
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:07,443
Uh, your hand's on my genitals.

376
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,528
Hm... Oh.

377
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,031
Yeah.

378
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,866
Friends don't do that, right?

379
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,367
[laughs]

380
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:17,995
- So, um...
- Ahh...

381
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,706
- What's goin' on?
- I don't know.

382
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:21,957
- [giggles]
- You don't?

383
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,461
Well, maybe it's not having sex that's...

384
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,713
kinda sexy.

385
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:35,304
I'm gonna go powder my nose,

386
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:36,638
and you...

387
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,265
meet me...

388
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:39,974
in my bedroom.

389
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,567
[chuckles]

390
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:50,778
Oh!

391
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:54,447
Uh-oh.

392
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,752
Come on! Come on!

393
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,011
Damn it! Open, you bastard.

394
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,100
[siren blares]

395
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,823
[man on loudspeaker]
<i>Everything okay, sir?</i>

396
00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:24,561
What? Huh...

397
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,189
Uh... Yes, yes, officer. Thank you.

398
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,442
Hello?

399
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,252
<i>Please exit the vehicle and keep
your hands where we can see them.</i>

400
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:35,321
Oh, shit.

401
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:38,325
Uh... It's okay. This is my car,

402
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:41,703
and this is, uh, prescription medicine
for my, um...

403
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,248
Uh... It... It's a prescription medicine.

404
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:45,624
<i>Last warning.</i>

405
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:48,168
<i>Exit the vehicle
with your hands above your head.</i>

406
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:49,919
Oh, man.

407
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,266
[radio chatter]

408
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,268
Really, 20mg?

409
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,728
Hey, I'm 70 years old. Give me a break.

410
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,230
I take five.

411
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:11,108
Yeah, well, when I was your age,
I didn't take shit.

412
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:13,193
I needed a pill to not get a hard-on.

413
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,195
- We okay?
- Yeah, it's clean.

414
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:17,657
Sorry. We had some break-ins
in the neighborhood.

415
00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:18,740
We have to be careful.

416
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,159
Sure.

417
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,242
Good luck tonight.

418
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,453
- [both chuckle]
- Thanks.

419
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,415
Believe this guy? I'm looking right
at his driver's license

420
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:27,538
and he lies about his age.

421
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,419
Hey, 70 is my age on my IMDb.

422
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,212
[both laugh]

423
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:41,847
Oh, Lisa!

424
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:46,601
Lisa?

425
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:54,567
[knocks]

426
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:55,902
Lisa?

427
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:57,863
Oh, shit.

428
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,949
Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi.

429
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:03,660
Ugh.

430
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:07,664
Okay.

431
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:08,748
All right.

432
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,751
Let's get you to bed. Okay?

433
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:14,087
Let's get up. One, two, three.
Up you go. Up... Your back...

434
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,672
- [Lisa] Whoa!
- [both groan]

435
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,133
[groans]

436
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:19,967
Okay.

437
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:22,054
What now?

438
00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:23,680
Well, that's not gonna work.

439
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,390
Okay.

440
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:29,686
[Lisa] Whee! [chuckles]

441
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:31,729
- [grunts]
- Gosh.

442
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,315
- [groans]
- Let me just...

443
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,483
- [Lisa] Okay.
- Here we go.

444
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,693
- [Lisa] Oh...
- All right.

445
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,278
- Yeah. [sighs]
- All right.

446
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:39,488
I'm gonna put you in bed.

447
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,907
- Okay. Put you in bed. Okay.
- You got it?

448
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:43,325
I got... I got it. I...

449
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:48,579
You don't got it.

450
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:51,166
[grunts]

451
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:53,627
Mmm.

452
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,837
[panting]

453
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:57,673
[groans]

454
00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,341
[moaning]

455
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,390
Fuck Cialis!

456
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:07,599
I need Advil.

457
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,028
Good night, buddy.

458
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:22,447
Sorry, pal.

459
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:26,618
[sighs]

460
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,121
[phone rings]

461
00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:30,622
[sighs]

462
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,125
[sighs]

463
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,589
- Hello?
<i>- Madelyn, it's Norman.</i>

464
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:40,507
Hi, Norman.

465
00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:43,468
I just want you to know how sorry I am
about the other night,

466
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:46,888
and that I went to Phoebe
and apologized.

467
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:48,765
Well, I'm glad to hear that.

468
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:52,519
<i>Yeah, I have a good feeling about it.
I... I think maybe she'll be okay.</i>

469
00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:53,812
I hope you're right.

470
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,815
So when can I see you again?

471
00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:00,027
Oh, I leave tomorrow morning.

472
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:02,863
Um, I'm going to visit my son
and his family in Seattle.

473
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:05,949
Okay. Well, when are you coming back?

474
00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:09,119
Oh, I'm... I'm not sure. I'll, um...

475
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:10,704
I'll let you know.

476
00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:13,707
Uh-huh. Okay. Well, I'll miss you.

477
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,836
Yes, well, um...

478
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:22,299
I'll give you a holler when I'm back.

479
00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:25,635
Yes, please do that.

480
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:28,471
Bye.

481
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:30,431
Bye.

482
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:31,850
[sighs]

483
00:22:48,825 --> 00:22:50,369
[snoring]

484
00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:51,452
[snorts]

485
00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,957
- [groans]
- [footsteps]

486
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,918
- What the fuck?
- [chuckles] Hey!

487
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,879
Look who returned
to the land of the living.

488
00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:04,466
I made you some coffee.
No sugar. Almond milk.

489
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:06,301
Yes. Thank you.

490
00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:08,887
[sighs]

491
00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:12,391
What happened?

492
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:16,103
Nothing. You passed out, and I...
I put you to bed.

493
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:20,523
Did we...

494
00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:22,359
No! No...

495
00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:23,693
We're... We're just friends.

496
00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:28,448
You got some vomit on your chin here...

497
00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:29,574
Oh... [mumbles]

498
00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:30,658
Okay.

499
00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:32,743
Okay, I gotta go.

500
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:34,788
[sighs] All right.

501
00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:35,914
You feel better, huh?

502
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,628
Ugh.

503
00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:48,050
Huh.

504
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:55,684
[sighs]

505
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:01,356
- All right!
- Way to go!

506
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,440
[laughing]

507
00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:04,733
Thank you.

508
00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:08,864
- Twenty-milligram man.
- All night long.

509
00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:09,947
[chuckling]