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(WAVES BREAKING)

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(SOOTHING INTRO SONG)

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OLIVER: Never mind.
GILLIAN: What?

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OLIVER: Never mind,
we can't go in now.

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LILLIAN: How do you know?

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OLIVER: You what?

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LILLIAN: How do you know?

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OLIVER: Wo, wo, wo.
No, come on.

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LILLIAN: No, that is such bullshit
that you can die from this,

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it's actually very
good for your skin.

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Up my nose.
Shit foam up my nose.

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(LILLIAN LAUGHS) It really
bothers you, does it?

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What?
Just a bit of foam,

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on your face right now.

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OLIVER: Would you like that.
(LAUGHTER)

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(MUSIC)

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OLIVER: Alright, go on then.
GILLIAN: If you can't jump in the sea

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OLIVER: Right.
LILLIAN: Then we're gonna go for a quick run.

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OLIVER: Wait a minute.
I'm coming there now, right.

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Come on, sweetheart.
I'm coming.

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LILLIAN: You can do it.
You can do it!

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(MUSIC)

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OLIVER: Alright, I've got it.
Take it easy.

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OLIVER: I've got it,
it's alright.

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OLIVER: You won't fall,
look at me, I've got this.

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LILLIAN: Come on, Oliver.
Alright, it's just like that.

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What are you doing?
I just slipped.

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OLIVER: Cheater. Look.

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It's so beautiful up here.
Yeah.

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Ahh.

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GILLIAN: I love living here.
(OLIVER CHUCKLES)

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It's just...
It's perfect for me.

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I love getting up in
the morning and being able

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to just come out here, see this,

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go back home, keep writing.

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It's like, it's the dream.
Yeah.

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I mean I know that living here
is not full of opportunity,

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but in terms of being an artist,
and in terms of atmosphere

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and in terms
of inspiration, this...

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There's nowhere else.
There's nowhere else for me.

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New York, L.A.,
whatever, these big cities,

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that's, that's of course, London.
These are the places where,

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you know,
if you really want to get

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your career off the ground

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but I'm not quite there yet.

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OLIVER: Lots of people work
out of Cardiff as well.

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Figured you could commute
to Cardiff from here,

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you could still,
have all of this.

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Yeah.

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It's brilliant for kids here.

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That's my only gripe with it.

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If I could change it,
it would just be,

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a few less
families here, less kids.

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You know, it is getting
a bit crowded.

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(MUSIC)

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(GROANING)

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(MOAN)

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(HUMMING)

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(HAWKING)

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Why? Why? What is the...

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Oh, god!
What the hell are you doing?

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What are you doing? I'm just
cleaning my teeth, babe.

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Why do you have to
(MIMIC HUMMING).

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God, just do it normally.

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(MUMBLES)

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No, it's just... (SCREAMS)

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No, no, no, no,
do not! No!

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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No, I don't like it.

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Can you just cuddle me? Please.
Okay.

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That's nice.
Yeah?

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Mmm.

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You told my mother
to fuck off last night.

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All I told her was that we needed to establish
some boundaries, that's all I said.

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JANET: Yeah, but you're late
though, what's the hold up for?

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Janet, hi, sorry. It's...
OLIVER: Here we go.

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Hi, it's Gillian.
JANET: Did you break down?

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Are you on the way
or what's the...

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No, we're not late.

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I'm sorry, we're not coming,

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did he not tell you?

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OLIVER: When could I? I was...

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Can you stop calling my husband

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at this time of night?

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No, I know we're not at dinner.

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I know we're not at dinner.
I know it's not that late,

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but it's my husband,
and at some point

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you need to understand
that I'm the woman in his life

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and that sometimes I want, to
stay home with my grown husband.

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Why don't you just give
me the phone back now.

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No, no, you're not going
to speak to your son.

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This is a sick,
sick relationship.

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You're going to have to
sort that out.

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There's a shit storm
coming of your making.

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Of all day yesterday,
you were a bit...

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Let's be honest,
you started off.

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And it might have
been a bit of me,

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but you were a bit touchy
with all the bin stuff.

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Do you know that, how easy

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it would have been
for you to just say

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"thanks, thanks, Gillian, that was
so nice of you to let me sleep in

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and to take out
the trash for me." I mean,

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"wow, next time,
you sleep in, Gillian,

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you sleep in
and I'll do everything else."

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No don't pull that card on me now.
I have to work at night. Yeah.

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I'm really sorry, that's what
I have to do, but sometimes

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I sleep in.
Yeah, and then I say you do have work

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but you didn't have
work last night.

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If you're up all night.

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Don't even, I didn't even...
It was a...

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It was going to be
a fucking slap in the head.

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It was a...

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We both should be
doing a bigger job right now.

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Job? I think I'm the one
with a job though, ain't I?

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I'm the one who goes out
and earns money.

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Yes, you get paid
your whatever it is

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100 quid, I don't know.
150.

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150. 150 minimum.
What am I paying for?

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The food, the roof
over our head.

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Not the roof over
our head, are you?

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Well, no, well, bills.
I'm paying for the bills,

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but actually, you know what, I kind of
I'm paying for the roof over our head,

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because who does it?
It's my mom.

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It's not your mom, it's my mom.

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It is a bit weird that we live in a
roof that your mom has paid for.

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You know what, why don't we just go and
do our work that your mom gave us.

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Okay, so I would like, first of
all, everyone off stage. Off stage,

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because I want to start
from the top. That way.

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TONYA: Which way?
That way? Yeah.

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Who put the
fucking flowers there?

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Look, in this place,

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ran Cassius' dagger through.

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See what a rant the
envious casca made.

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And Tonya go.
Love is merely a madness.

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Craig, don't stop. Don't stop.
TONYA: Do you want me to stop?

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Just listen... no, I want you guys to keep going,
just listen to me, just do it. Just do it.

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Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
TONYA: And, I tell you,

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deserves as well as
a dark house and a whip

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through this the well-beloved

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(CROSS TALKING) And as he
plucked his cursed steel away.

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Mark how the blood of Caesar
followed it,

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as rushing out of doors...

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What are you doing there?
What are you reading?

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CRAIG: It's just Julius Caesar,
but this is utterly pointless

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'cos you can't hear us all
at the same time, can you?

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No, but that's the point. I don't want
to hear you all at the same time.

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I want to hear the ambiance of the sound.
It's a warm-up for me,

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it's a warm-up for me, okay?
I just got in here.

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TONYA: You should have warmed up before
you came to rehearsal just like I did.

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Are you saying to me
what I should have done?

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What's with everyone
being so fucking

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aggressive this morning?
I don't understand.

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What happened to everyone this morning.
I was fine!

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You know what, if you don't want
to listen to me, then don't.

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Do what you think it should be
and I'll watch.

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From women's eyes
this doctrine I derive

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they sparkle still the right
Promethean fire; (LAUGHS).

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Hi.

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Hi, I'm Rachel, oh, my god.

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Sorry, we don't have
the space for another actor.

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OLIVER: No, that's Rachel. It's not
another actor, it's Rachel, isn't it?

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It's not one of those...
Come you, carry on.

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Hi.

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Come here.
Go on, do it.

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(LAUGHTER)

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RACHEL: How are you?
OLIVER: I'm good, how are you?

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Really good.
I can't believe this.

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GILLIAN: Sorry,
I thought that you

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were an actor because you were on
the stage and I was like "oh".

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Sorry, we go back.

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We do. And we used to do this
Shakespeare thing at school.

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Do you remember when we had to pair up...
Of course I do

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and do the speech and I just...
Of course!

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Thought it would
be a funny thing.

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So I just got up there
and it's quite scary

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when you have all the
lights on you and stuff.

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Yeah, well, that's why you
have to be trained as an actor.

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Guys, I'm really sorry,
I know, this one...

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I did not foresee this.

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And, yeah I'm sure
you're really good

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and I'd love to hear...
From women's eyes this doctrine I derive,

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to sparkle still the
great Promethean fire.

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OLIVER: Wow! We're not
doing that one now.

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We're not doing that one.

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Right, I'm sorry, guys.

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I'm so sorry, this is the day.

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The paid ones, they're like,

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stood there, like reading it.
She didn't even have a book

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and she knew it all, when she came on...
Stop that now!

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What? Why don't we just go
and call that Rachel now.

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We go and take a picture of her
and blow it out really big

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and I'll print like,
five fucking thousands of them.

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And we just have Rachel
be the poster!

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And then we just put
Shakespeare over and

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it's just Rachel it'll be like...

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You know, and then underneath

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I put... we just putting

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a tiny, tiny, tiny, bit little

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give me a little corner
that says "by Gillian".

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By Gillian blah blah, I'm just
like "fuck my last name. Fuck it."

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Shall I let it fall off the end.
I think she'll look great.

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Now you're just taking the piss

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I was trying to help then,

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just selling
tickets for your thing.

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You were probably dropping
bombs yesterday, weren't you?

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"Everything's going alright
let's have a chat with my dad."

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"He's cool because he is."

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You have a go at my mom
with that stab me.

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Jimmy, did you meet Rachel?

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(GROANING)

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(CHATTERING)

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Darling David.

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We're so full tonight. I hate
to be the bearer of bad news.

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I'm so proud.
GILLIAN: Ollie, I'm dying!

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You've done something really
important

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and special, and meaningful.

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JANET: Any mother-in-law
would be proud of you.

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JANET: Yeah.

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(CRIES IN AGONY)

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Hold your wife.

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Is she okay?
I don't know if she's okay.

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GILLIAN: If you won't
help me...

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(GROANS)

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RACHEL: I'll save you, Gillian.

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She's killing herself.

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(GILLIAN LAUGHS)

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Oh no, she's dying.

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I loved you.
All I did was love you.

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Her guts are on the floor,
let's put them back in. Sorry.

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I'm sorry. I was not doing that.
I was just being stupid.

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A bit of a drama queen, isn't she?
It's what she does.

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But she loves it.
Yeah, she does, she loves it,

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but she's done all of this, mind.
Did she?

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Yeah, she did all of that.
Hello, how are you?

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OLIVER: Come in here
and doing her thing.

236
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Ollie's father.

237
00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:00,184
Are you around tonight

238
00:12:00,208 --> 00:12:01,892
to come around for dinner?

239
00:12:01,916 --> 00:12:03,892
David, are we around tonight?

240
00:12:03,916 --> 00:12:05,726
Can we go to Clara and dicks

241
00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:07,309
with her and the rest
of the family?

242
00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:09,184
Oh.
We're doing ribs.

243
00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:10,726
DAVID: Who?
Ribs.

244
00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:12,642
Oh ribs, sorry,
thank you very much.

245
00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:14,142
Are you coming, Ollie pop?

246
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,226
Oh!
Oh yeah, I'm going.

247
00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:18,267
Ah, good, good.
Yeah.

248
00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:19,101
Thank god for that.

249
00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:20,101
And then make me

250
00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:21,250
not go to that meal?

251
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:23,851
You were, you stopped me.

252
00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:26,809
Are you... "Making you
not go to that meal"?

253
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:29,767
We've got to sell some tickets.
You said sorry to me.

254
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,976
I did.
You said sorry and then it was so nice that

255
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,601
we decided to stay in.
And we stayed...

256
00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:36,809
You offered to stay,
I'm making you go.

257
00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:39,142
Suddenly, we're right
back here, aren't we?

258
00:12:39,166 --> 00:12:40,267
We're right back.

259
00:12:40,291 --> 00:12:41,851
Lots of people know her.

260
00:12:41,875 --> 00:12:46,226
Can you stop?
Please stop this, okay?

261
00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:48,767
It is not cool that you
make this whole thing

262
00:12:48,791 --> 00:12:50,101
about motherfucking Rachel.

263
00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:51,666
(PHONE RINGING)

264
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:56,958
MIKE.

265
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,392
MIKE: The Shakespeare
extravaganza is off.

266
00:13:01,416 --> 00:13:04,642
What do you mean off?
We've had some serious health

267
00:13:04,666 --> 00:13:07,976
and safety issues at the theater today.
The theater is closed,

268
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,351
I'm up to my fucking
eyeballs here, mate.

269
00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:14,142
Okay, before you say the theater
is... before you all get all...

270
00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:18,642
"The theater is closed," how long
is it going to take to fix it?

271
00:13:18,666 --> 00:13:23,642
MIKE: God, we're talking about at
least two, three weeks minimum.

272
00:13:23,666 --> 00:13:26,434
Three weeks. See, he's probably
going to show in four days, mate.

273
00:13:26,458 --> 00:13:30,101
But you can't...
Hold up, what?

274
00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:34,517
I'm not putting the lives of the public
at risk. I'm sorry, but this is it.

275
00:13:34,541 --> 00:13:37,059
I'm going to jump in the Van now.
Shit, yeah.

276
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:38,684
I'm up to my ankles in shit.

277
00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:41,101
Oh, my god!
I can't come there.

278
00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:43,517
Of course you can, I can't get there
you got to drive me down there.

279
00:13:43,541 --> 00:13:45,434
I didn't realize what time
it is, I have a meeting.

280
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,976
Gillian's going to drive me

281
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,601
down there now in the Van
but I have... have...

282
00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:50,101
I'll speak to you
in a minute, okay?

283
00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:51,559
Okay, on the way, on the way.

284
00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:54,267
Okay, I'm going.
Bye. Come on.

285
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:55,851
I'm not driving you
down there now.

286
00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:57,226
I actually do have a meeting.

287
00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:58,434
Schedule it again. Change it.

288
00:13:58,458 --> 00:13:59,601
I've been preparing for this.

289
00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:01,101
I've already redrafted the play,

290
00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:03,267
for this very meeting.
I have to go.

291
00:14:03,291 --> 00:14:04,892
There's sewage seeping

292
00:14:04,916 --> 00:14:06,142
all through the place.

293
00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:07,642
Seepage were the words he said.

294
00:14:07,666 --> 00:14:09,184
Yes.
It's going to be everywhere,

295
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:11,434
so we can't really just...
I'm going.

296
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:13,517
No, you can't just go like that.
Where do you think you're going?

297
00:14:13,541 --> 00:14:16,767
Come on!
What are they gonna...

298
00:14:16,791 --> 00:14:18,166
How I'm I going to
get down there now?

299
00:14:20,041 --> 00:14:22,101
You're going to leave
me here like this?

300
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:24,601
(ENGINE STARTS) How I'm I
going to get to Mike's?

301
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:26,684
Sorry?
Are you seriously just going to leave me

302
00:14:26,708 --> 00:14:28,476
here now, knowing you're just
going to leave now? Yeah.

303
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,267
You're just going to drive away now?
Yeah.

304
00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:32,125
But I love you.
What? You've got to be...

305
00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:35,184
She's but...

306
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,625
(MUSIC)

307
00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:40,184
You...

308
00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:41,583
(SOFT MUSIC)

309
00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:58,226
Oll? What?

310
00:14:58,250 --> 00:15:00,041
(CHUCKLES) I don't know.

311
00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:06,059
I've been walking like...
And you just been...

312
00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:07,476
Sitting.

313
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,184
Hi. (LAUGHS)
Hiya.

314
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,726
Hi, hi you.
Hi.

315
00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,976
Look I'm...
You're so funny.

316
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,517
I just want to say
to you straight away

317
00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:17,601
I'm so sorry

318
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,684
that we couldn't make it
last night. I'm so sorry.

319
00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:24,767
Not cool. I knew it was going
to be not cool, but as well.

320
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:28,666
One cooks and shops
and chops and marinades, and...

321
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,434
Six hours.

322
00:15:31,458 --> 00:15:33,666
Delicious sticky barbecue sauce.

323
00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:36,184
I'm joking. (LAUGHS)

324
00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:38,226
I don't give a fuck.
I'm joking.

325
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:39,601
Oh, really?
You believed me.

326
00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:41,309
I did, I totally did

327
00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:43,559
believe you as well, yeah, wow.

328
00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:45,976
Whoa, okay, so we're okay, yeah?

329
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,101
We're fine.
We're good to forget.

330
00:15:47,125 --> 00:15:49,476
We missed you and Gillian.

331
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:52,351
I did a little thing for her.

332
00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:53,500
Did you?

333
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,976
It's too keen, isn't it?
No, it's just kind of, you know.

334
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,601
It's fine.

335
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,017
She's hard nut to crack,
isn't she?

336
00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:06,392
No, not that, you came into
a slightly tense environment.

337
00:16:06,416 --> 00:16:08,726
I know you're a bit worried
about it, but Gillian

338
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,934
we were talking about you,
you fantastically run the stage.

339
00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:14,684
Yeah, you were in a bunch
of professional actors

340
00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,892
and you just kind of,

341
00:16:16,916 --> 00:16:20,559
entered and naturally have a
feel for the language. Stop it.

342
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,142
Yeah, it's just that
Gillian has even mentioned

343
00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:24,059
about you maybe kind of

344
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,309
on a poster
or something if we could...

345
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,976
Okay, you're taking
the Mick now.

346
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,184
I wish I was,
but I'm not. That was all her.

347
00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:31,809
Because I've always thought about it.
It was all her.

348
00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:32,976
We were talking about it.

349
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,226
From women's eyes

350
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:37,101
this doctrine I derive

351
00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:42,226
to sparkle still the
right Promethean fire.

352
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:44,934
Hark, what is that I hear?

353
00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:47,101
Gillian's men are slaying?

354
00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:49,726
I must go
in the middle of the night

355
00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:52,226
and seek for all of us comfort.

356
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:56,017
Look, I'm really sorry,
but I've got to go.

357
00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:58,142
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, I'm not
going to always do this to you,

358
00:16:58,166 --> 00:17:00,476
but I've got to get
to the pavilion.

359
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,767
I'll walk with you. Are you sure?
I don't want to force you to go.

360
00:17:02,791 --> 00:17:04,726
No, no. I was going that way.
Yeah?

361
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:07,059
Yeah, yeah. It is so nice to see you.
(PHONE RINGING)

362
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:09,226
(VOICE MAIL) Hello, you've got
through to Oliver's phone,

363
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:12,083
please leave a message
after the tone.

364
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,059
Hi, Ollie, it's Gillian.

365
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:21,083
I got here in one piece, and...

366
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:26,892
Listen, I'm sorry for the way
everything just went down.

367
00:17:26,916 --> 00:17:29,059
I was just too nervous
about this morning

368
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,208
and I should have been
more communicative.

369
00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:33,559
I wish I could get you
on the phone.

370
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:37,601
I was thinking about the show,

371
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:42,976
and I thought maybe what if we just
changed the venue or like push it back?

372
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,309
I mean these kinds
of things happen.

373
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:48,392
I mean, this is not the end,
the be-all end-all.

374
00:17:48,416 --> 00:17:52,517
And, anyway, let me know
what you think

375
00:17:52,541 --> 00:17:59,458
and I love you and call
me later. Okay, bye.

376
00:18:01,541 --> 00:18:03,250
(CHEERFUL MUSIC)

377
00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:13,059
Can I show you something? It
started growing. You have as well.

378
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:14,559
I have.

379
00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:17,809
It does...
Did you just sniff your armpit?

380
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:20,809
Did you just (SNIFFS)
Your own armpit?

381
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,416
Don't you find it sort of sexy?

382
00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:41,184
No, you don't have to do that.

383
00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:42,601
Why? What?

384
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,142
It's alright, you don't have to.

385
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,125
Come back up here.

386
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,166
Sorry, it doesn't work for me.

387
00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:52,767
Okay. Yeah.
Alright, I don't... it's not you.

388
00:18:52,791 --> 00:18:55,351
I just don't, you know I don't...
Anyone, not with anyone.

389
00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:57,500
I just don't...
I'm not... I just don't.

390
00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:01,541
(CHEERFUL MUSIC)

391
00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:07,541
(MOANS)

392
00:19:08,708 --> 00:19:11,809
No, don't come in. Don't come in.
You are not coming in.

393
00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:14,184
The whole thing's fucked up.
Yeah, but it's going to be alright.

394
00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:16,184
No. We've got four days, so that's
going to be plenty of time.

395
00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:17,684
It's not going to be
alright for weeks.

396
00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:19,142
Can I have a look?

397
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:21,142
You don't want to see.
Look, look.

398
00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:23,351
I do want...
Just cancel it. You're gonna have to do

399
00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:26,809
your Shakespeare somewhere else.
It's off, it's not my problem.

400
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:30,809
This just seems like such a shame really,
because you put so much work into this.

401
00:19:30,833 --> 00:19:34,809
That's one of the things you
do have, you have a great show,

402
00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:38,392
you have a

403
00:19:38,416 --> 00:19:42,142
talented director,
you have people who are coming.

404
00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:45,392
What you're missing is a venue.
Yeah, we haven't got that anymore, have we?

405
00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:48,101
That's what we've not got, is that.
Why don't I call my dad and see

406
00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:52,726
if we can get like some
sort of temporary structure or

407
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,267
some sort of, I don't know,

408
00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:56,416
uhm, marquee or something.

409
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:01,375
A marquee would work,
couldn't it?

410
00:20:03,791 --> 00:20:06,767
JERRY: This is it.
Oh, my god.

411
00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:09,559
My woman cave.
Wow!

412
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,976
Incredible, isn't it.
God, it's amazing.

413
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,892
It's amazing. It gives me
vertigo just looking at it.

414
00:20:15,916 --> 00:20:17,892
I mean, we can have about
five minutes here.

415
00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:21,351
Thanks, yeah, I'd love that.
(YELLS) Oh, my god.

416
00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:25,851
I know, it's amazing. (HOWLS) Oh,
my god, the sound is so good.

417
00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:27,517
I know.

418
00:20:27,541 --> 00:20:30,392
(SINGING)

419
00:20:30,416 --> 00:20:33,476
(LAUGHS) You'd have
to be a trained singer

420
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,476
to make that sound
good, but (SCREAMS).

421
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,684
Hoo!
It's fun, isn't it?

422
00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:39,833
(HOWLS)

423
00:20:42,916 --> 00:20:47,017
No, but just hold on.
(HOWLS) Yeah.

424
00:20:47,041 --> 00:20:50,142
Yeah.
Yeehaw!

425
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,708
(LAUGHTER)

426
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:55,601
Don't touch that.
No, I wasn't actually.

427
00:20:55,625 --> 00:21:00,726
It's sort of greaseproof. If you're
worried about how far back it goes

428
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:04,184
it goes back a fuck up a long way.
Right, yeah.

429
00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:07,517
Their apartment, I think is going to be
on this side and then to the left of it

430
00:21:07,541 --> 00:21:10,017
is going to be, you know,
everything else happened outside

431
00:21:10,041 --> 00:21:12,726
the apartment, but you'll
always see the apartment.

432
00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:16,184
And then I was thinking, when
they're watching that play

433
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,226
you know, I think it's going to
be something a bit like Hamilton.

434
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:20,809
They're sitting on their chairs,
they're sitting side by side,

435
00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:24,809
the audience is the
audience, who do you fancy?

436
00:21:24,833 --> 00:21:28,642
Then it's really small, like... which is
nice in contrast to how big the room is.

437
00:21:28,666 --> 00:21:31,392
Then he's like "not going to answer
that, that's a trick question."

438
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:33,851
And then she's like, "just tell me
who you fancy I don't think you want

439
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:39,934
to fuck them or anything but who do you
fancy?" Oscar, I read your letter.

440
00:21:39,958 --> 00:21:43,976
I don't do it good because I'm not an actor
but... I don't want to go through it.

441
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,767
He's like, "shut the fuck up, Rachel"
you know, because he loves her.

442
00:21:47,791 --> 00:21:51,726
I love saying fuck in this room in
particular because it feels like

443
00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:56,809
such a... with this, the acoustics
in here I think will be really...

444
00:21:56,833 --> 00:22:00,684
If you can get fucking to it,
then that will sell tickets.

445
00:22:00,708 --> 00:22:03,017
As many fucks on the page as you can.
Yeah.

446
00:22:03,041 --> 00:22:06,101
A couple of cunts, that bums on seats.
I can do that. Yeah.

447
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,684
Because you're a female writer
yeah.

448
00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:09,684
So people, they don't
want to come in

449
00:22:09,708 --> 00:22:11,976
and watch something about
a '50s housewife, you know?

450
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,184
No. They want to come in and
they want to see some fucking

451
00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:17,434
some rimming, and some like,
fisting, and whatever you've got.

452
00:22:17,458 --> 00:22:19,726
I want to eat your body,
I want to eat you.

453
00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:21,726
Like you know when
you love someone so much

454
00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:25,184
that you just
want to consume them?

455
00:22:25,208 --> 00:22:27,351
You wish you could put
that person inside you.

456
00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:28,750
Do you want to go to lunch?

457
00:22:30,375 --> 00:22:32,208
Yeah.
Are you hungry?

458
00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:38,184
Oh, so, okay. Yeah, I am starving actually.
I would love, yeah.

459
00:22:38,208 --> 00:22:40,226
I'm buying.
Thank you.

460
00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:42,041
(MUSIC)

461
00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:50,000
(PHONE RINGS)

462
00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:54,666
Oh, it's Gerald.
Right, right, right.

463
00:22:57,375 --> 00:23:00,101
Hi Gerald, it's Rachel.

464
00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:03,583
Thanks for calling me back.
Rachel, dick's daughter.

465
00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:09,267
Dick. Dick.
Yes, his daughter.

466
00:23:09,291 --> 00:23:12,351
Hi, some friends of mine,
lovely people,

467
00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:14,559
they've put together
this Shakespeare festival.

468
00:23:14,583 --> 00:23:18,434
They're really into plays
and actors and things.

469
00:23:18,458 --> 00:23:21,434
And unfortunately, the pavilion
that they were going to host it at

470
00:23:21,458 --> 00:23:22,958
has fallen through.

471
00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:31,000
Yeah, no, I didn't
think that would...

472
00:23:33,458 --> 00:23:36,184
Amazing!
Thank you!

473
00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:38,291
Thank you, Gerald,
that's so kind.

474
00:23:39,291 --> 00:23:40,291
Yeah, I'm on Facebook.

475
00:23:42,833 --> 00:23:45,142
Okay, bye now.

476
00:23:45,166 --> 00:23:50,392
Yeah, bye, will do.
Yeah, bye. Done.

477
00:23:50,416 --> 00:23:53,434
Just done?
Done? We've got a marquee?

478
00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:56,434
We have a marquee.
We've got a marquee! We've got a marquee!

479
00:23:56,458 --> 00:23:57,642
We've got a marquee!

480
00:23:57,666 --> 00:23:59,916
(LAUGHTER)

481
00:24:03,625 --> 00:24:05,916
(CLEARS THROAT)

482
00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:07,875
We've got a marquee!
(LAUGHTER)

483
00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:10,684
We've got a marquee!
Are you serious?

484
00:24:10,708 --> 00:24:13,309
I mean I...
I made one call.

485
00:24:13,333 --> 00:24:16,226
Congratulations.
To the marquee.

486
00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:18,517
To the marquee.
To the marquee.

487
00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:20,142
Yeah.
We've got a marquee.

488
00:24:20,166 --> 00:24:22,017
You've got a marquee.
Don't move.

489
00:24:22,041 --> 00:24:24,017
I've got half a marquee
with you.

490
00:24:24,041 --> 00:24:25,708
I've got half a marquee
with you, mate.

491
00:24:39,708 --> 00:24:41,041
(SIGHS)

492
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:45,142
God, it's so slow,
I can't believe it.

493
00:24:45,166 --> 00:24:47,083
Okay.
Downing one.

494
00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:57,434
Oooh, I just find that
wakes me up for some reason.

495
00:24:57,458 --> 00:24:59,309
I know. No, it burns
really good right here.

496
00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:02,059
Here I'm kind of a big fish
in a small pond,

497
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:04,601
but I like being a big fish.
Yeah, who doesn't?

498
00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:06,642
Who would want to be
a small fish?

499
00:25:06,666 --> 00:25:09,059
Do you know what I mean? I'm sort of a big
fish in a small pond too in the sense

500
00:25:09,083 --> 00:25:11,059
that amongst my friends

501
00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:14,226
I'm like the loudest,
funniest one.

502
00:25:14,250 --> 00:25:18,101
Yeah, that's so funny,
we have so much in common.

503
00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:22,517
Yeah. I've had several really
terrible experiences with men

504
00:25:22,541 --> 00:25:24,351
and that's what I liked
about your play.

505
00:25:24,375 --> 00:25:30,625
You just captured the complete
pointlessness of men.

506
00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:34,958
Right.
I see you as a bright light.

507
00:25:36,083 --> 00:25:39,476
And I mean, you know, there's a point
in your life where you have to say

508
00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:45,059
"I'm great, I'm fantastic.
I am the light. I am the light."

509
00:25:45,083 --> 00:25:47,059
I say it to myself all the time.

510
00:25:47,083 --> 00:25:48,833
"I'm a fantastic woman."

511
00:25:50,083 --> 00:25:52,142
I look in the mirror
and I think:

512
00:25:52,166 --> 00:25:55,517
"Yeah, you don't need anyone."
Yeah.

513
00:25:55,541 --> 00:25:59,976
And who needs a relationship
when they keep fucking you up?

514
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:04,017
(LAUGHS) Do you know what I just feel
like you're all the way over there

515
00:26:04,041 --> 00:26:09,083
yeah. And I'm sort of shouting
and there's a space here.

516
00:26:11,541 --> 00:26:13,309
The thing is, I should have
sat there in the beginning

517
00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:15,684
but I really have to go now

518
00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:19,184
why? Because I feel like I've
had one too many already

519
00:26:19,208 --> 00:26:22,101
and I should get going.
You know it's just...

520
00:26:22,125 --> 00:26:25,708
That's a shame, I just feel like we've
got much more to talk about the play.

521
00:26:27,375 --> 00:26:28,892
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?

522
00:26:28,916 --> 00:26:31,017
Absolutely.
I agree actually,

523
00:26:31,041 --> 00:26:33,351
I don't even know
what I was thinking.

524
00:26:33,375 --> 00:26:35,833
I mean what are
your priorities, right?

525
00:26:36,916 --> 00:26:41,726
Are you asking me?
Yeah, I want to get into the core of you.

526
00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:44,142
You've got so much going
for you, you're photogenic.

527
00:26:44,166 --> 00:26:46,101
I don't want to be
like, sleazy about that

528
00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:49,142
but the thing is that sells.
You can do a lot of press.

529
00:26:49,166 --> 00:26:51,726
Oh my god.
So we're going to put you on the poster.

530
00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:54,809
What do you mean I'm going on a poster?
Of course you are.

531
00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:58,892
Shut up. I mean, I would actually like to
keep my face out of it as much possible.

532
00:26:58,916 --> 00:26:59,851
No.
No?

533
00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:00,892
No.
Okay.

534
00:27:00,916 --> 00:27:03,017
No. I got to put a... no.

535
00:27:03,041 --> 00:27:06,642
Why?
You are the play.

536
00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:08,809
I'm the play?
You are the play.

537
00:27:08,833 --> 00:27:12,434
Well, I just sort of thought
the play was the play.

538
00:27:12,458 --> 00:27:17,541
I just think a couple more
of this and the play is on.

539
00:27:18,833 --> 00:27:24,166
Wait, what do you mean
the play is on? Clarify.

540
00:27:26,625 --> 00:27:30,059
Oh, my god, yeah,
the play is on.

541
00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:31,684
Let's get a pen and paper.

542
00:27:31,708 --> 00:27:34,601
No, let's fucking
carve it in my arms.

543
00:27:34,625 --> 00:27:38,517
Let's get another drink.
I would love another one, thank you.

544
00:27:38,541 --> 00:27:40,892
The same again or two?
Okay.

545
00:27:40,916 --> 00:27:42,934
Two and a shot?
Okay, okay, okay.

546
00:27:42,958 --> 00:27:46,267
Absolutely fine, let's drink up.
Yeah, okay.

547
00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:47,666
Thank you.

548
00:27:49,291 --> 00:27:50,916
(CHEERFUL MUSIC)

549
00:27:53,291 --> 00:27:55,791
(ROCK MUSIC)

550
00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:36,267
JEFF: She left me for
another woman.

551
00:28:36,291 --> 00:28:39,351
I'm a laughing stock.
She doesn't get you.

552
00:28:39,375 --> 00:28:41,767
She doesn't get you.
She doesn't get essence of me.

553
00:28:41,791 --> 00:28:44,101
Even my kids think I'm an idiot.

554
00:28:44,125 --> 00:28:46,017
Who cares about it?
Who cares, really?

555
00:28:46,041 --> 00:28:48,833
But I still love her.
I love her so much.

556
00:28:50,125 --> 00:28:52,291
Oh, my god.

557
00:28:53,541 --> 00:28:56,101
Look at this hair.

558
00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:58,541
(INDISTINCT)

559
00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:01,392
(LOUD MUSIC)

560
00:29:01,416 --> 00:29:02,916
(PHONE RINGS)

561
00:29:04,458 --> 00:29:06,976
Hello!
Oliver!

562
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,642
Yeah. Hello,
you alright?

563
00:29:08,666 --> 00:29:12,184
Yeah, I'm good.
What are you doing?

564
00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:16,101
Wait a minute, it's quite
loud here, wait a minute.

565
00:29:16,125 --> 00:29:17,416
Yeah, are you alright?

566
00:29:19,333 --> 00:29:21,767
Yeah, it's all good,
just having a couple of people.

567
00:29:21,791 --> 00:29:24,434
Nothing, just listening to
stuff. Are you alright?

568
00:29:24,458 --> 00:29:28,184
That sounds fun. That sounds
so... I'm still in Cardiff.

569
00:29:28,208 --> 00:29:30,767
It went so well.
Okay.

570
00:29:30,791 --> 00:29:32,726
So well!
Good, good.

571
00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:37,142
Ollie, are you there?
Yeah, I'm here, I'm here.

572
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:39,851
I said my play is
going to get produced.

573
00:29:39,875 --> 00:29:43,166
That's great stuff, that's good,
so when are you coming home?

574
00:29:44,041 --> 00:29:47,642
Well, here's the thing I've had
a couple of drinks, not many.

575
00:29:47,666 --> 00:29:52,017
Not like a... just like one or
two, but I don't want to drive

576
00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:53,559
because I think that
would be irresponsible.

577
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:55,916
I thought you were at a meeting.

578
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,226
I thought you had a meeting.

579
00:29:58,250 --> 00:30:00,226
You're right, I know. I was,

580
00:30:00,250 --> 00:30:04,517
but we had a drink to
celebrate. Because you know...

581
00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:05,934
Are you going to get back then?

582
00:30:05,958 --> 00:30:08,767
Do you want me to come home?

583
00:30:08,791 --> 00:30:11,767
Yeah, of course, I do. You just...
Do you?

584
00:30:11,791 --> 00:30:14,351
Yeah, course I do. Of course, I want
you to come back. I want to come home.

585
00:30:14,375 --> 00:30:15,892
Well, yeah.
Where else are you going to go

586
00:30:15,916 --> 00:30:17,351
if you don't come home?

587
00:30:17,375 --> 00:30:19,267
Alright.
I love you.

588
00:30:19,291 --> 00:30:20,892
Yeah!
Yeah!

589
00:30:20,916 --> 00:30:23,684
Okay.
It's good here. It's good, yeah.

590
00:30:23,708 --> 00:30:25,809
Okay.
Alright, then.

591
00:30:25,833 --> 00:30:28,017
I was hoping...
Just get in a taxi, I'll see you in a bit.

592
00:30:28,041 --> 00:30:30,059
Yeah, I'll jump in a cab.
I'll see you

593
00:30:30,083 --> 00:30:31,333
when you get back here, yeah?

594
00:30:32,375 --> 00:30:34,416
Can I...
Hey, Ollie, Ollie, Ollie.

595
00:30:36,416 --> 00:30:37,500
Great.

596
00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:46,125
Wow, we're going there, aren't we?
Cheers.

597
00:30:51,541 --> 00:30:53,708
Do you want to come to my place?
Yes.

598
00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:56,809
Yeah.

599
00:30:56,833 --> 00:30:58,708
(ROCK MUSIC)

600
00:31:05,666 --> 00:31:09,809
When I meet Gill,
I mean the girl that he meets

601
00:31:09,833 --> 00:31:12,726
sort of this nice, normal girl.

602
00:31:12,750 --> 00:31:14,976
You look amazing in that.

603
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:15,958
In this?

604
00:31:22,166 --> 00:31:23,833
Slowly kiss me.

605
00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:29,851
(ROCK MUSIC)

606
00:31:29,875 --> 00:31:32,083
(MUTED TALK)

607
00:31:34,833 --> 00:31:37,083
(MUTED TALK)

608
00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:49,934
Kiss me.
Just kiss you?

609
00:31:49,958 --> 00:31:54,017
You're not scared, are you?
No, I'm just... I'm not.

610
00:31:54,041 --> 00:31:56,166
(ROCK MUSIC)

611
00:32:09,291 --> 00:32:10,458
(LAUGHTER)

612
00:32:12,625 --> 00:32:15,934
Oh, my god.
What?

613
00:32:15,958 --> 00:32:17,392
Some more kissing, is it?

614
00:32:17,416 --> 00:32:18,541
(ELECTRIC GUITAR)

615
00:32:40,541 --> 00:32:41,642
(MUSIC ENDS)

616
00:32:41,666 --> 00:32:43,916
(SNORING)

617
00:32:45,916 --> 00:32:48,726
(KNOCK ON THE DOOR)

618
00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:51,934
(HEAVY BREATHING)

619
00:32:51,958 --> 00:32:53,434
(KNOCKING)

620
00:32:53,458 --> 00:32:54,416
(LOUD KNOCKING)

621
00:32:57,750 --> 00:32:59,583
Ah, fucking hell.

622
00:33:03,041 --> 00:33:05,351
Oh, my god, babe,
where have you been?

623
00:33:05,375 --> 00:33:07,750
Are you alright?
Mm-hmm.

624
00:33:08,833 --> 00:33:10,000
(OLIVER MOANS)

625
00:33:11,625 --> 00:33:15,642
Where have you been?
I've been out.

626
00:33:15,666 --> 00:33:18,601
I've been out.
Out? That's what I'm going to get? Out?

627
00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:19,851
(MOANING)

628
00:33:19,875 --> 00:33:21,517
Come on, how did you not...

629
00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:24,809
I love you. Just come here,
just shut up.

630
00:33:24,833 --> 00:33:26,541
Just shut up,
and come and cuddle.

631
00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:30,583
(OLIVER MOANS)

632
00:33:32,375 --> 00:33:33,625
(GILLIAN MOANS)

633
00:33:34,833 --> 00:33:37,500
Oliver.
Yeah.

634
00:33:40,291 --> 00:33:42,416
Do you promise
you'll never leave me?

635
00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:51,708
You alright, babe?

636
00:33:54,375 --> 00:33:58,726
Hey.
Yeah, I'm good. I feel good.

637
00:33:58,750 --> 00:33:59,851
Yeah?
Yeah.

638
00:33:59,875 --> 00:34:02,017
Are you sure?
Mm-hmm.

639
00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:04,750
(SWALLOWING AND SMATTERING)

640
00:34:27,625 --> 00:34:29,708
30 seconds. 28.

641
00:34:32,916 --> 00:34:35,059
I think it's a really
good thing that it's done.

642
00:34:35,083 --> 00:34:37,476
What?
That we've had this little kind of,

643
00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:39,059
I don't know, little blip.

644
00:34:39,083 --> 00:34:40,892
If we can get through that...

645
00:34:40,916 --> 00:34:43,142
(MAKING BUBBLES)

646
00:34:43,166 --> 00:34:47,934
If I can get through that as well
as everything else, we'll be fine.

647
00:34:47,958 --> 00:34:50,059
I would hope so.
You can't hope it,

648
00:34:50,083 --> 00:34:53,767
you've got to be more positive
than that, we will do it.

649
00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:58,976
I do want to say sorry, I don't
want to just brush it off like that.

650
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,642
I am sorry that
I came last night.

651
00:35:02,666 --> 00:35:05,059
Came back this morning actually.

652
00:35:05,083 --> 00:35:08,976
Just forget about it now I guess, yeah?
Just move on from it.

653
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,684
Yeah.

654
00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:14,601
It's a blip and now it's done,
so that's good.

655
00:35:14,625 --> 00:35:17,809
It makes us stronger, actually.

656
00:35:17,833 --> 00:35:19,642
Yeah.
Yeah?

657
00:35:19,666 --> 00:35:24,351
Maybe when we get through
enough off these.

658
00:35:24,375 --> 00:35:26,476
Hopefully, this is the one.
No more of these.

659
00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:30,559
Yeah, well no...
I don't fancy any more of those.

660
00:35:30,583 --> 00:35:34,708
Maybe we'll have a baby?
Yeah.

661
00:35:35,666 --> 00:35:37,476
Yeah!
Yeah.

662
00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:39,434
Yeah.
Yeah!

663
00:35:39,458 --> 00:35:45,101
Yeah, but you have to have
sex with me to have a baby.

664
00:35:45,125 --> 00:35:47,916
Yeah, I know that. We have
sex, we're normally like...

665
00:35:49,375 --> 00:35:52,017
Oh, uhm.
We have some.

666
00:35:52,041 --> 00:35:54,351
We do it a lot at home.

667
00:35:54,375 --> 00:35:57,083
We don't.
We've done it in the kitchen.

668
00:35:58,916 --> 00:36:04,017
We did. We didn't even take our
shoes off and we came in here

669
00:36:04,041 --> 00:36:06,434
and then I did you over
the kitchen thing, didn't I?

670
00:36:06,458 --> 00:36:10,101
I mean, you were having it and
we were on that table. Stop it!

671
00:36:10,125 --> 00:36:13,892
Oh, please, I don't like the way you talk
about me. What are you talking about?

672
00:36:13,916 --> 00:36:18,476
Did you not come fucking...
Like I'm a project. Stop!

673
00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:21,767
I think you were thinking about the moves
then, because we did the moves the first time

674
00:36:21,791 --> 00:36:24,351
and then you wanted the moves again
if I remember. Stop with the moves!

675
00:36:24,375 --> 00:36:26,892
Okay, the...
The fact that you can go

676
00:36:26,916 --> 00:36:29,559
"remember this time, remember
this time, remember this time",

677
00:36:29,583 --> 00:36:32,267
well, it should just
be all one big blur.

678
00:36:32,291 --> 00:36:34,976
You remember the time because
isn't it every day, baby?

679
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,851
I can't do it every... come on you've got to
have a bit of sense now as well, every day?

680
00:36:38,875 --> 00:36:41,434
Cool head, that's just
being daft as well.

681
00:36:41,458 --> 00:36:44,750
Nobody does it every day, you only need
to do it once to have a baby, anyway.

682
00:36:48,083 --> 00:36:49,625
(COOKER IGNITER SOUND).

683
00:36:55,375 --> 00:37:00,017
Do we have any garlic? No, I didn't...
sorry I didn't know we needed any.

684
00:37:00,041 --> 00:37:03,309
It'll be a garlic-less
pasta sauce.

685
00:37:03,333 --> 00:37:04,458
Alright.

686
00:37:11,166 --> 00:37:13,434
Garlic won't make a difference anyway
really. It won't, you know what?

687
00:37:13,458 --> 00:37:15,583
It'll be fine.
It...

688
00:37:16,708 --> 00:37:22,059
Fuck it, it will. Let's not
pretend, right? Already.

689
00:37:22,083 --> 00:37:23,250
I like it anyway.

690
00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:32,083
(MOANS)

691
00:37:35,458 --> 00:37:36,500
How is that?

692
00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:39,684
It's alright.
It's alright, yeah.

693
00:37:39,708 --> 00:37:40,976
It's alright.
It's a bit sweet.

694
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,541
It's not the best, not.

695
00:37:43,791 --> 00:37:46,226
No, it was good.
It was a good night.

696
00:37:46,250 --> 00:37:51,142
I'm glad that I went, I'm glad that I
stayed late, not that late obviously

697
00:37:51,166 --> 00:37:55,392
I could have done without that,
but it was good for

698
00:37:55,416 --> 00:37:57,500
the job, it was good
for the relationship, you know.

699
00:37:58,416 --> 00:38:01,434
You want to stay
in their consciousness

700
00:38:01,458 --> 00:38:04,226
you want them to be thinking about you the
next day like "yeah, I love that girl."

701
00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:07,267
She was liking your play.
Liking your play.

702
00:38:07,291 --> 00:38:09,267
She loves my... of course
she loves my play. Good.

703
00:38:09,291 --> 00:38:12,101
That is what's so validating
is just to have someone,

704
00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:15,976
you know, who's not my family member,
not someone who loves me, think that

705
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,726
what I'm making
is brilliant, you know.

706
00:38:19,750 --> 00:38:22,559
It's funny because
she is so fucking smart.

707
00:38:22,583 --> 00:38:24,767
She's so on it, especially
with this kind of stuff.

708
00:38:24,791 --> 00:38:27,892
We really, like, we really
understand, she likes the same plays

709
00:38:27,916 --> 00:38:29,309
and it was just like
boom, boom, boom, boom.

710
00:38:29,333 --> 00:38:31,642
And do you know it's good.

711
00:38:31,666 --> 00:38:35,892
That... this was wild,
but like, I kissed her.

712
00:38:35,916 --> 00:38:38,809
I mean she kissed me, but, yeah.

713
00:38:38,833 --> 00:38:39,809
We kissed.

714
00:38:39,833 --> 00:38:42,142
Like what?

715
00:38:42,166 --> 00:38:48,559
I just... that is so...
(LAUGHS) It's so not me.

716
00:38:48,583 --> 00:38:49,916
I kissed a girl.

717
00:38:51,416 --> 00:38:55,434
(LAUGHS) I Li... like snogged.

718
00:38:55,458 --> 00:39:01,059
Like properly like: "Oh, my god, what
am I doing? I must be so drunk."

719
00:39:01,083 --> 00:39:04,059
Wow! Is it just in your 30's
that you start being like:

720
00:39:04,083 --> 00:39:06,392
"Whatever, I'm just going
to kiss some girl now."

721
00:39:06,416 --> 00:39:07,541
I totally kissed her.

722
00:39:08,541 --> 00:39:09,583
Just...

723
00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:13,083
I guess I should have done it in high
school and got that out my system.

724
00:39:14,625 --> 00:39:16,500
I'm kind of...

725
00:39:17,458 --> 00:39:18,934
So did I.

726
00:39:18,958 --> 00:39:22,184
Shut up!
What are you... don't even.

727
00:39:22,208 --> 00:39:24,791
You got...
I got kissed by someone as well.

728
00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:32,583
(LAUGHTER)

729
00:39:34,416 --> 00:39:38,000
What? That's not the same,
is it though?

730
00:39:39,291 --> 00:39:40,958
No, it's not exactly the same,
but it's...

731
00:39:42,625 --> 00:39:46,559
Similar. It's not. I don't
think it's the same at all.

732
00:39:46,583 --> 00:39:49,934
Other people can kiss girls
as well, not just you, maybe.

733
00:39:49,958 --> 00:39:53,101
Of course they can... of course
other people can kiss girls.

734
00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:55,476
Maybe other girls
want to kiss me.

735
00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:56,934
Maybe somebody
kissed me last night.

736
00:39:56,958 --> 00:39:59,059
I'm sure other people
want to kiss you

737
00:39:59,083 --> 00:40:01,059
I want to kiss you
all the fucking time.

738
00:40:01,083 --> 00:40:02,476
I know somebody else
wanted to kiss me

739
00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:03,750
because I kissed someone
else last night.

740
00:40:12,125 --> 00:40:13,541
A bit of fun.

741
00:40:17,666 --> 00:40:20,434
(DEEP BREATH)

742
00:40:20,458 --> 00:40:21,625
Uhm...

743
00:40:23,791 --> 00:40:27,500
Wow, who did you kiss?

744
00:40:31,416 --> 00:40:33,392
I don't want to know. I don't
want to know who you kissed.

745
00:40:33,416 --> 00:40:35,934
You do know.
I don't want to know who you kissed.

746
00:40:35,958 --> 00:40:38,934
Okay.
Actually, just don't even fucking tell me.

747
00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:42,434
I won't then. I won't.
Don't fucking... do not even try.

748
00:40:42,458 --> 00:40:44,958
Whatever you did is not
the same as what I did.

749
00:40:47,458 --> 00:40:49,375
No, I wasn't up all night.

750
00:40:51,166 --> 00:40:52,166
Uhm...

751
00:41:04,708 --> 00:41:06,291
Yeah?
Yeah.

752
00:41:07,875 --> 00:41:09,392
(GILLIAN SCOFFS)

753
00:41:09,416 --> 00:41:13,166
OLIVER: Yeah, just...

754
00:41:17,125 --> 00:41:20,184
Oh, shit!
I forgot the spaghetti.

755
00:41:20,208 --> 00:41:25,559
Do you know what? I cannot believe
what is going on? It's a bit dry.

756
00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:29,059
That was always gonna happen
with that heat on it.

757
00:41:29,083 --> 00:41:32,476
I knew it! I knew Rachel liked you.
I knew she liked you.

758
00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:36,267
Yeah, but it was not...
I knew it. I knew she had a crush on you.

759
00:41:36,291 --> 00:41:37,226
I called it.

760
00:41:37,250 --> 00:41:38,208
OLIVER: It was...

761
00:42:02,916 --> 00:42:03,916
RACHEL: Hi, guys!

762
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,291
Guys!

763
00:42:07,583 --> 00:42:08,458
Hiya.

764
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:14,392
Hi! Wow!
Oh, my god!

765
00:42:14,416 --> 00:42:15,851
It's good, isn't it? Yeah.

766
00:42:15,875 --> 00:42:17,017
GILLIAN: Thank you.

767
00:42:17,041 --> 00:42:20,000
Yeah, wow!
Yeah.

768
00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:23,392
Don't let us stop you. If we're in the
middle of it, don't let it stop you, though.

769
00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:25,976
Because we got to...
I'll leave you to it.

770
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,017
Okay.
Yeah.

771
00:42:28,041 --> 00:42:30,517
Bye, guys.
Okay, bye-bye now, ta-ta.

772
00:42:30,541 --> 00:42:34,017
Ta-ta.
RACHEL: Bye! Bye!

773
00:42:34,041 --> 00:42:37,559
Thank you for both turning up. We've
got a problem with the actors.

774
00:42:37,583 --> 00:42:39,767
What's wrong?
The actors are saying that they don't think

775
00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:41,767
you were really into this.
That's not the point.

776
00:42:41,791 --> 00:42:44,476
It doesn't matter what I want
and don't want, we're here

777
00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:48,517
to do a job, aren't we, Jeff? Am I not there
and present every fucking day, am I not?

778
00:42:48,541 --> 00:42:51,267
I'm sorry, what more do you want? Do you
want me to love it? Let's do your play.

779
00:42:51,291 --> 00:42:53,309
Just telling you what
the actors have said.

780
00:42:53,333 --> 00:42:56,184
Let's do your play.
What do you mean let's do my play?

781
00:42:56,208 --> 00:42:58,642
What about your mom?
Forget about my mother.

782
00:42:58,666 --> 00:43:01,434
My mother will just sit there
and be happy with anything.

783
00:43:01,458 --> 00:43:03,934
No, she won't be happy.
There's a tent and there'll be a play

784
00:43:03,958 --> 00:43:07,125
and my mother will be happy.
If we do yours, I'll be happy.

785
00:43:08,708 --> 00:43:12,809
It's ready, let's just do it.
JEFF: Come on, guys.

786
00:43:12,833 --> 00:43:14,934
Let me ask them. Let me just show them
Jeff's right, let's do it.

787
00:43:14,958 --> 00:43:16,976
I want to hear their thoughts.
Let's go and ask them and see.

788
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,767
I want to see who would...

789
00:43:18,791 --> 00:43:20,500
Just give me a second.

790
00:43:22,875 --> 00:43:26,500
Are you guys okay?
Yeah, we're fine.

791
00:43:37,208 --> 00:43:38,934
DAVID: I used to come down
here with your mother.

792
00:43:38,958 --> 00:43:41,309
OLIVER: Yeah?
DAVID: Yeah, we were courting.

793
00:43:41,333 --> 00:43:43,517
(LAUGHS)

794
00:43:43,541 --> 00:43:45,208
All those years ago.
Yeah.

795
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:52,541
Things aren't going the best, really.
What, with you and Gillian?

796
00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:55,583
Yeah.
Why?

797
00:43:58,416 --> 00:44:00,809
I've done some things wrong.

798
00:44:00,833 --> 00:44:03,833
What did you... come on.

799
00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:08,708
I kissed Rachel.

800
00:44:11,875 --> 00:44:14,392
It was just...
Just kissed her?

801
00:44:14,416 --> 00:44:17,767
Just kissed her.
She kissed me back.

802
00:44:17,791 --> 00:44:21,642
There's nothing wrong kissing
somebody else, you know, I mean.

803
00:44:21,666 --> 00:44:24,809
Isn't there?
No, Christ no. She's a lovely girl.

804
00:44:24,833 --> 00:44:29,934
She is, yeah.
And I... even an old twat like me

805
00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:33,291
I can realize that she's a very,
very, very attractive girl.

806
00:44:34,333 --> 00:44:38,309
Alright.
I wouldn't blame you for a minute.

807
00:44:38,333 --> 00:44:41,101
It's a bit more complicated.
What?

808
00:44:41,125 --> 00:44:43,892
It's a bit more complicated.
What, do you mean you...

809
00:44:43,916 --> 00:44:48,767
No, not me
doing anything, but Gillian,

810
00:44:48,791 --> 00:44:50,892
she kissed a lady as well,
though. I kissed a woman

811
00:44:50,916 --> 00:44:52,684
and she kissed a woman.
What?

812
00:44:52,708 --> 00:44:54,226
Yeah.

813
00:44:54,250 --> 00:44:57,458
Gillian?
Yeah.

814
00:44:59,791 --> 00:45:01,642
Oh, god.

815
00:45:01,666 --> 00:45:05,666
I thought that that was
a bloody, you know... but...

816
00:45:07,958 --> 00:45:11,142
One of them women.
Yeah.

817
00:45:11,166 --> 00:45:14,601
Lesbian, dad, you can say it, it's alright.
Alright, a fucking lesbian.

818
00:45:14,625 --> 00:45:17,767
Yeah, you can still say lesbian
without the fucking,

819
00:45:17,791 --> 00:45:20,642
it's alright.
I don't think she is one.

820
00:45:20,666 --> 00:45:24,684
No, I don't think she is either.
Christ, it's just one of those...

821
00:45:24,708 --> 00:45:28,517
You know, one of those...

822
00:45:28,541 --> 00:45:30,517
She did say she was drunk.

823
00:45:30,541 --> 00:45:31,934
There you go then.
There you are.

824
00:45:31,958 --> 00:45:34,601
I mean that's it, isn't it?

825
00:45:34,625 --> 00:45:37,267
It's as simple as that.
You know.

826
00:45:37,291 --> 00:45:41,059
I just love her, dad. I cant...
I know that.

827
00:45:41,083 --> 00:45:45,684
She's a good kid. She's stuck
by you like give, really.

828
00:45:45,708 --> 00:45:48,267
She deserves a medal, actually
for putting up with you.

829
00:45:48,291 --> 00:45:50,351
(LAUGHS)
No, she does.

830
00:45:50,375 --> 00:45:52,809
She does.
Great pep talk, dad.

831
00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:55,892
She deserves a medal
for putting up with me.

832
00:45:55,916 --> 00:45:58,892
It's the beer talking.
The fuck it is.

833
00:45:58,916 --> 00:46:00,392
She has stuck around, though,
hasn't she?

834
00:46:00,416 --> 00:46:04,101
Yeah. I mean, maybe if
you had a job,

835
00:46:04,125 --> 00:46:08,184
a proper, proper job.
Well, I've got a job.

836
00:46:08,208 --> 00:46:10,184
Deejaying is
a proper job, is it?

837
00:46:10,208 --> 00:46:12,142
Well, yeah.

838
00:46:12,166 --> 00:46:16,059
How much do you make on that?
150 quid a week?

839
00:46:16,083 --> 00:46:19,434
A night... 150 quid a night.
A night, how many nights a week?

840
00:46:19,458 --> 00:46:22,309
One night a week.
One night a week, 150 quid a week?

841
00:46:22,333 --> 00:46:25,517
Alright. 150 quid a week,
that's what it's about?

842
00:46:25,541 --> 00:46:27,351
Yeah. Yeah.

843
00:46:27,375 --> 00:46:30,142
What I suggest you do now,
is you go out, right?

844
00:46:30,166 --> 00:46:32,934
Go all the home,
don't stop, okay?

845
00:46:32,958 --> 00:46:37,059
Yeah. You pick up a meal,
takeaway, an Indian or Chinese.

846
00:46:37,083 --> 00:46:38,476
She likes Chinese, doesn't she?
Yeah.

847
00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:39,934
Chinese, okay.
Yeah.

848
00:46:39,958 --> 00:46:43,476
Flowers, right?
Yeah, the full shebang.

849
00:46:43,500 --> 00:46:45,392
Women love that.
Yeah?

850
00:46:45,416 --> 00:46:50,267
They do. You need to
sort it out. Just sort it out.

851
00:46:50,291 --> 00:46:51,458
Right.

852
00:46:53,916 --> 00:46:56,583
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

853
00:47:00,625 --> 00:47:02,583
Just like... I'm young.

854
00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:09,726
Just because you kissed a girl, doesn't
mean you don't love your husband.

855
00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:12,041
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

856
00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:22,226
I love my husband, that doesn't mean I
don't like to have sex as well with girls.

857
00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:26,017
I think that's what people do
as a rite of passage, isn't it?

858
00:47:26,041 --> 00:47:27,666
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

859
00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:33,851
He loves girls too,
he loves a girl named Rachel.

860
00:47:33,875 --> 00:47:35,000
That's amazing.

861
00:47:36,833 --> 00:47:39,559
We're not...
We're not the conventional sort.

862
00:47:39,583 --> 00:47:42,333
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

863
00:47:52,166 --> 00:47:57,226
Matt, wow, hi.
Gillian, been looking for you.

864
00:47:57,250 --> 00:48:01,309
What are you doing here?
(LAUGHS) Ollie's not here.

865
00:48:01,333 --> 00:48:04,434
I'm not here for Ollie,
I'm here for you.

866
00:48:04,458 --> 00:48:07,392
You got me flowers.
Can you just listen.

867
00:48:07,416 --> 00:48:09,184
I just want to talk to you,
if that's alright?

868
00:48:09,208 --> 00:48:10,642
Okay.

869
00:48:10,666 --> 00:48:12,309
You know I went to London
and I went

870
00:48:12,333 --> 00:48:13,892
to get away because

871
00:48:13,916 --> 00:48:16,059
you're with my mate
and that's not right

872
00:48:16,083 --> 00:48:18,351
that I should have the thoughts
that I have, but I have them

873
00:48:18,375 --> 00:48:20,184
and I've decided...
Hold on right there.

874
00:48:20,208 --> 00:48:22,184
Just come in, come in a sec.

875
00:48:22,208 --> 00:48:24,142
I would like that very much.

876
00:48:24,166 --> 00:48:26,517
What are you talking about?
It made me realize something.

877
00:48:26,541 --> 00:48:28,809
The right thing to do,
is to be with you.

878
00:48:28,833 --> 00:48:32,226
Now, I know that maybe you think
"you like, as in you like writing"

879
00:48:32,250 --> 00:48:36,142
and maybe you think I can't be
that sort of guy, but I can be.

880
00:48:36,166 --> 00:48:39,142
I wrote you a poem.
Can I read it to you?

881
00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:41,809
Oh, yeah, please,
I'd love to hear your poem.

882
00:48:41,833 --> 00:48:43,833
I've never written before,
I've done this for you.

883
00:48:45,250 --> 00:48:47,309
It's called Gillian.
Okay.

884
00:48:47,333 --> 00:48:52,976
I think of you night and day and
how you'd be the greatest lay.

885
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,559
I think of us together at last.

886
00:48:55,583 --> 00:48:58,767
I think of banging you
out on the grass

887
00:48:58,791 --> 00:49:04,458
to kiss your neck would be my task,
but in the end, I'd want your ass.

888
00:49:05,375 --> 00:49:09,517
There is no one finer
from here to north Carolina,

889
00:49:09,541 --> 00:49:13,017
and if you don't mind,
I'd like to kiss your vagina.

890
00:49:13,041 --> 00:49:14,976
Oh, my god, yeah.

891
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,601
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

892
00:49:17,625 --> 00:49:19,375
That was so good.

893
00:49:30,416 --> 00:49:32,934
Hello, babe, you alright?

894
00:49:32,958 --> 00:49:34,250
(MOANING)

895
00:49:35,583 --> 00:49:38,000
I feel like I'm deep inside you.

896
00:49:39,083 --> 00:49:41,559
If she's in there with you,
I'm coming in now!

897
00:49:41,583 --> 00:49:44,309
I'm just telling you now,
GILLIAN: Don't be so fucking loud.

898
00:49:44,333 --> 00:49:45,625
I don't know what's going...

899
00:49:51,708 --> 00:49:54,125
You alright, mate?
Alright.

900
00:49:55,250 --> 00:49:57,684
You know it's not been right
between you two

901
00:49:57,708 --> 00:50:00,642
and you know it's always
been right between us.

902
00:50:00,666 --> 00:50:04,351
You need someone your own size,
and she's my fit.

903
00:50:04,375 --> 00:50:07,517
Matt.
In many ways, I've done you a favor.

904
00:50:07,541 --> 00:50:10,892
You need to just stop. Just go.

905
00:50:10,916 --> 00:50:12,684
MATT: I'll be waiting.
I don't think?

906
00:50:12,708 --> 00:50:17,625
I know. What are you...
What are you doing?

907
00:50:20,958 --> 00:50:25,476
You fell in love with someone.
Oh, god!

908
00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:28,059
"In love with someone."
Of course I'm not.

909
00:50:28,083 --> 00:50:30,559
I don't believe it for a second.
I think you're just saying that

910
00:50:30,583 --> 00:50:33,101
and I think you've fallen in love
with her, and I think you kissing her

911
00:50:33,125 --> 00:50:36,226
is worse than any fucking dick I
could take in my pussy, right now.

912
00:50:36,250 --> 00:50:38,601
I'm in love with you. What the fuck
do you mean with some connection?

913
00:50:38,625 --> 00:50:40,684
I don't believe you for a second
that you're in love with me.

914
00:50:40,708 --> 00:50:42,726
I can see
you connecting just now.

915
00:50:42,750 --> 00:50:43,934
You've had a woman and man.

916
00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:46,476
I've just have one kiss.

917
00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:48,601
What are we even doing?

918
00:50:48,625 --> 00:50:49,809
I don't know,
I'm not doing anything.

919
00:50:49,833 --> 00:50:51,226
You're the one doing everyone.

920
00:50:51,250 --> 00:50:53,392
That's the thing,
that's the thing.

921
00:50:53,416 --> 00:50:58,375
You think that, is you think you're
not doing anything. Get out.

922
00:51:00,541 --> 00:51:03,892
Come on, grow up.
What do you mean, "get out"?

923
00:51:03,916 --> 00:51:07,726
"Come on, grow up." Why am I
grow... grow up? Get out. Get out!

924
00:51:07,750 --> 00:51:10,726
Get out!
We are not doing well. Get out!

925
00:51:10,750 --> 00:51:13,041
No, no. You get out!

926
00:51:14,583 --> 00:51:18,726
Get out of my mother's house!
How's that?

927
00:51:18,750 --> 00:51:20,601
Oh yeah, it's your mommy's house.
You get out.

928
00:51:20,625 --> 00:51:23,017
Whose house is it?
Stay in mommy's house, then.

929
00:51:23,041 --> 00:51:25,892
Don't bring my mother
into it, now!

930
00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:28,684
You're disgusting kicking a woman
out of her own fucking house.

931
00:51:28,708 --> 00:51:30,684
OLIVER: Oh, fuck off!

932
00:51:30,708 --> 00:51:33,250
(FATEFUL MUSIC)

933
00:51:47,333 --> 00:51:49,250
(ROMANTIC SONG)

934
00:52:01,625 --> 00:52:05,517
I'm going do really... I'm going to
surprise you now. Okay, are you ready?

935
00:52:05,541 --> 00:52:09,392
I'm ready?
Oh, my god, you don't do it.

936
00:52:09,416 --> 00:52:11,476
Left handed.

937
00:52:11,500 --> 00:52:13,333
That's a fit.
I'm gonna be off a new drill.

938
00:52:26,916 --> 00:52:28,791
OLIVER: Are you ready? I'm
going to throw to you, right?

939
00:52:31,416 --> 00:52:32,791
Oh, sorry babe, I didn't mean to...
aww!

940
00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:36,601
That one hurt. All of me, that was
all on me, that was my throw.

941
00:52:36,625 --> 00:52:37,541
Come here, come here.

942
00:52:38,416 --> 00:52:39,833
My fault. More?

943
00:52:43,375 --> 00:52:46,166
Better, yeah?
Yeah.

944
00:52:47,750 --> 00:52:48,708
Thank you.

945
00:52:53,291 --> 00:52:57,309
OLIVER: Oh, yes! Did you see the way
you did that? Straight up, like a boom?

946
00:52:57,333 --> 00:52:59,184
You like when
I go like that? Frisbee.

947
00:52:59,208 --> 00:53:00,476
You look gorgeous.

948
00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:02,500
(FATEFUL MUSIC)

949
00:53:18,041 --> 00:53:19,333
You're having a think?

950
00:53:24,291 --> 00:53:26,000
Are you having a think?
Yeah.

951
00:53:29,375 --> 00:53:30,458
It's going to take a while?

952
00:53:34,833 --> 00:53:36,017
Can you have a think in the car?

953
00:53:36,041 --> 00:53:37,351
It's just,

954
00:53:37,375 --> 00:53:39,684
I forgot WWE Smackdown

955
00:53:39,708 --> 00:53:42,059
and it's on in 23 minutes.

956
00:53:42,083 --> 00:53:46,142
Hey, Matt.

957
00:53:46,166 --> 00:53:47,083
Yeah.

958
00:53:48,750 --> 00:53:50,625
Do you like the beach?
Yeah, I love it.

959
00:53:51,625 --> 00:53:54,309
You know how
parents take like a shell

960
00:53:54,333 --> 00:53:57,767
and they put it to your ear, and they
GO: "You know, that's the ocean."

961
00:53:57,791 --> 00:54:01,767
Yeah. My dad did that. He
said: "This is the sea."

962
00:54:01,791 --> 00:54:04,517
And then, you listen and
it's like (WHISTLING).

963
00:54:04,541 --> 00:54:08,934
It sounds like the sea,
but actually it's not.

964
00:54:08,958 --> 00:54:14,434
What is it? It's just the way
that the shell is structured

965
00:54:14,458 --> 00:54:16,059
and then, you look
like a fucking idiot

966
00:54:16,083 --> 00:54:18,392
when you finally tell someone:

967
00:54:18,416 --> 00:54:21,476
"That's the sea in there." And
they're like: "No, it's not."

968
00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:24,976
And I know he wasn't lying, he
was just trying to make it nice,

969
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,309
but it actually did end up being a
lie because then you believe it

970
00:54:27,333 --> 00:54:29,208
and then, you look like a fucking idiot.
Right.

971
00:54:30,583 --> 00:54:31,833
It's horrible, isn't it?

972
00:54:33,625 --> 00:54:35,892
Yeah, yeah.

973
00:54:35,916 --> 00:54:38,767
I mean, it sounds like it was
quite a long time ago, though,

974
00:54:38,791 --> 00:54:43,916
so, probably best not
to think about it anymore.

975
00:54:51,125 --> 00:54:56,125
Do you ever think
about what love is?

976
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:00,809
Actual love?
Yeah. What is it? What do people mean?

977
00:55:00,833 --> 00:55:04,559
Because it's this myth, isn't it?
It's just a concept.

978
00:55:04,583 --> 00:55:07,726
No. Love is a thing.
What is it?

979
00:55:07,750 --> 00:55:11,642
It's a chemical reaction in the body.
I look at you, and I love you

980
00:55:11,666 --> 00:55:14,142
and what that means is,
I see you.

981
00:55:14,166 --> 00:55:17,267
The image pass through
my eyes to my brain

982
00:55:17,291 --> 00:55:19,642
down to my heart,
and into my knob

983
00:55:19,666 --> 00:55:23,434
and I get a boner,
and that means I love you,

984
00:55:23,458 --> 00:55:25,267
and you reciprocate it.

985
00:55:25,291 --> 00:55:28,601
You look at me, and you
see me through your eyes

986
00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:31,059
and it goes through your head,
through your heart

987
00:55:31,083 --> 00:55:37,309
and you get wide on. And, if I have a boner
and you have a wide on, that's love.

988
00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:39,392
If I have a boner,
and you don't have a wide on

989
00:55:39,416 --> 00:55:43,726
that's unrequited,
and vice versa.

990
00:55:43,750 --> 00:55:48,184
And when we kiss, that's
soulmates, for that moment.

991
00:55:48,208 --> 00:55:52,059
Yeah. I think you're right.

992
00:55:52,083 --> 00:55:55,309
I am right. I think you are right.
That's it, though. It's just simple.

993
00:55:55,333 --> 00:55:57,684
It's just simple.
It's just...

994
00:55:57,708 --> 00:55:59,976
People have been writing
what they've been writing

995
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,351
creating what they've been creating
the messes they've been making

996
00:56:02,375 --> 00:56:04,851
and the people they've
been murdering for this

997
00:56:04,875 --> 00:56:06,458
all because they're
fucking horny.

998
00:56:08,041 --> 00:56:09,892
Yeah.
You might be right.

999
00:56:09,916 --> 00:56:12,916
I'm completely right.
I've proved it many times.

1000
00:56:15,541 --> 00:56:17,267
You love me?

1001
00:56:17,291 --> 00:56:19,934
Right now,
I love the shit out of you.

1002
00:56:19,958 --> 00:56:21,684
Do you want to love me
in the Van?

1003
00:56:21,708 --> 00:56:23,517
I want to love you
till you're dead.

1004
00:56:23,541 --> 00:56:26,875
Okay, in the car.
Take me to the Van.

1005
00:56:28,833 --> 00:56:31,541
One second, let me adjust this.

1006
00:56:33,291 --> 00:56:37,892
You lie down,
I'm just going to climb on.

1007
00:56:37,916 --> 00:56:39,892
Fucking hell, hold on.

1008
00:56:39,916 --> 00:56:41,934
(ROMANTIC SONG)

1009
00:56:41,958 --> 00:56:42,875
Okay.

1010
00:56:44,500 --> 00:56:45,666
(MOANING)

1011
00:56:53,625 --> 00:56:57,684
That's so nice.
That is... wait.

1012
00:56:57,708 --> 00:57:00,375
Wait, wait let me just
get my leg. It's cramping.

1013
00:57:05,250 --> 00:57:10,309
If you just stay still, I can just do it.
If you just stay right...

1014
00:57:10,333 --> 00:57:12,559
Just stick your tongue out.

1015
00:57:12,583 --> 00:57:13,875
Mmm.

1016
00:57:16,291 --> 00:57:18,392
What are you doing?

1017
00:57:18,416 --> 00:57:21,601
I'm doing 20 minute intervals,
you know what I mean, so that...

1018
00:57:21,625 --> 00:57:23,267
We're to start with this
and we're going to move on

1019
00:57:23,291 --> 00:57:26,809
(CROSS TALK)
To different... yeah.

1020
00:57:26,833 --> 00:57:29,642
I'll let you know.
I have a clue.

1021
00:57:29,666 --> 00:57:32,000
I've got the phone
right here, baby.

1022
00:57:33,875 --> 00:57:35,351
(MOANING)

1023
00:57:35,375 --> 00:57:37,392
(ROMANTIC SONG)

1024
00:57:37,416 --> 00:57:38,458
(MOANING)

1025
00:57:40,708 --> 00:57:42,833
(MOANING)

1026
00:57:58,583 --> 00:57:59,458
MATT: That is it?

1027
00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:04,809
GILLIAN: This is the...
MATT: So, this is it?

1028
00:58:04,833 --> 00:58:07,059
GILLIAN: This is the tent?
MATT: This is all yours?

1029
00:58:07,083 --> 00:58:08,434
GILLIAN: It's mine and Oliver's.

1030
00:58:08,458 --> 00:58:11,059
The... generally...
Americano?

1031
00:58:11,083 --> 00:58:14,684
Hi. Good morning.
You got this for me?

1032
00:58:14,708 --> 00:58:17,809
Yeah, I know you like it.
Alright, mate.

1033
00:58:17,833 --> 00:58:19,476
Alright, yeah.
Thank you.

1034
00:58:19,500 --> 00:58:21,476
I only got one,
I didn't know he was coming.

1035
00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:23,291
That's alright, mate.
Coffee is bad for you.

1036
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:29,226
How is this feeling for you now?
Is this all looking right?

1037
00:58:29,250 --> 00:58:31,351
Oh, wow. Okay.
Did you do this?

1038
00:58:31,375 --> 00:58:33,059
Yeah.
And Tony set it all up.

1039
00:58:33,083 --> 00:58:35,059
Did you put up that fabric?

1040
00:58:35,083 --> 00:58:37,392
Yeah, I put it over the thing.
That's great. Thank you.

1041
00:58:37,416 --> 00:58:40,184
It's small, because
the ratio of the stage

1042
00:58:40,208 --> 00:58:42,434
to the tent
is a little bit weak.

1043
00:58:42,458 --> 00:58:43,601
It's more than weak, yeah.

1044
00:58:43,625 --> 00:58:44,976
You can put stuff up to break up

1045
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,142
the white a little bit. Twigs.

1046
00:58:47,166 --> 00:58:50,601
I hate the twigs.
I really hate the twigs.

1047
00:58:50,625 --> 00:58:53,559
Do whatever you want, I'm not... I'll
give them a try. I will give them a try.

1048
00:58:53,583 --> 00:58:56,392
Yeah? Or we'll get something
else, then, maybe?

1049
00:58:56,416 --> 00:58:58,541
I think you're right
about the foliage, actually.

1050
00:59:00,833 --> 00:59:03,559
Can I...
And you want these?

1051
00:59:03,583 --> 00:59:05,208
Yeah, we can put those
wherever you want.

1052
00:59:06,333 --> 00:59:09,351
Mate, can I have a word?

1053
00:59:09,375 --> 00:59:12,934
Yeah, sorry, I've just got to go and
have a word. Just be a minute, babe.

1054
00:59:12,958 --> 00:59:14,476
I'll just be a second, now.

1055
00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:15,892
Yeah, be nice.

1056
00:59:15,916 --> 00:59:17,976
I re-did the life table.

1057
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,684
What?
Scores have changed.

1058
00:59:19,708 --> 00:59:20,684
I'm amazed
you're still doing this?

1059
00:59:20,708 --> 00:59:21,684
Crisscross,

1060
00:59:21,708 --> 00:59:24,017
you, blank. Jeff, spots.

1061
00:59:24,041 --> 00:59:28,976
Jeff, standard as usual.
Girlfriends, me way more. Whys?

1062
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,767
Yes, you had one, but I fucked her.
One nighters, loads more.

1063
00:59:32,791 --> 00:59:36,559
Cool jobs, me,
way more. Holidays...

1064
00:59:36,583 --> 00:59:39,392
Cool jobs?
Yeah, mate. I'm a personal trainer.

1065
00:59:39,416 --> 00:59:41,267
Are you?
Yes, mate.

1066
00:59:41,291 --> 00:59:43,267
Are you actually a personal trainer?
Yes, mate.

1067
00:59:43,291 --> 00:59:45,851
Or... I work with women. I
make their butts bigger.

1068
00:59:45,875 --> 00:59:50,351
Yeah, I'm a DJ. You are wedding DJ.
It's not quite the same.

1069
00:59:50,375 --> 00:59:53,184
What do you want? I've had the
time of my life again? Alright.

1070
00:59:53,208 --> 00:59:57,684
I've got a residency. You're like an uncle.
You are a resident uncle.

1071
00:59:57,708 --> 01:00:00,976
I do birthday parties and
I do any celebration you want

1072
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,392
really, I can go around.
I do all of the stuff.

1073
01:00:03,416 --> 01:00:05,976
Moving on, holidays...
Look, I gave you that.

1074
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,642
Okay.
Friends, even.

1075
01:00:07,666 --> 01:00:11,017
Fashion, no competition.
Feasance, no competition,

1076
01:00:11,041 --> 01:00:15,684
anal, although, look, there was that one time you
told me about but I'm sure that was a mistake.

1077
01:00:15,708 --> 01:00:19,476
True love.
True love? How have you done that?

1078
01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:23,184
I should be at the top of that. Give me...
You can't just be doing that, "true love"

1079
01:00:23,208 --> 01:00:25,892
just all of a sudden... Jeff's
on the same as me as true love.

1080
01:00:25,916 --> 01:00:30,351
Mate, what did Rihanna say?
"All's fair in love and war."

1081
01:00:30,375 --> 01:00:34,726
Look, okay. All is fair and
all that, but come on, now.

1082
01:00:34,750 --> 01:00:36,601
You've had a bit of
a laugh now, right?

1083
01:00:36,625 --> 01:00:38,267
You've done that now, just...

1084
01:00:38,291 --> 01:00:41,184
I've done that a few times.
What do mates do?

1085
01:00:41,208 --> 01:00:44,184
They step aside
when a mate finds love.

1086
01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:46,559
Exactly, mate. So...
And they let love bloom.

1087
01:00:46,583 --> 01:00:50,642
Okay. So, as a mate, you should step
aside, out of your... GILLIAN: You two,

1088
01:00:50,666 --> 01:00:53,059
would you mind? I'm just
trying to work over here.

1089
01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:55,017
Just keep it down a bit.
Do you need any help moving anything?

1090
01:00:55,041 --> 01:00:57,059
I can move the whole thing
if you need it.

1091
01:00:57,083 --> 01:00:58,184
We don't need
the whole thing moved

1092
01:00:58,208 --> 01:01:00,017
we just need that moving.

1093
01:01:00,041 --> 01:01:02,059
We just...
How much of the stuff did you need moved?

1094
01:01:02,083 --> 01:01:03,184
I can move stuff, as well.

1095
01:01:03,208 --> 01:01:04,476
I'm just trying to focus,

1096
01:01:04,500 --> 01:01:06,017
it's hard to focus.

1097
01:01:06,041 --> 01:01:07,267
OLIVER: Alright, sorry.

1098
01:01:07,291 --> 01:01:08,208
GILLIAN: It's okay.

1099
01:01:09,458 --> 01:01:10,934
That's a bit childish, isn't it?

1100
01:01:10,958 --> 01:01:12,892
Bit childish,
doing that like that.

1101
01:01:12,916 --> 01:01:15,958
Is it like that?
Go on.

1102
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,333
(GROANING)

1103
01:01:27,125 --> 01:01:28,833
OLIVER: Get off.

1104
01:01:36,750 --> 01:01:38,625
(GROANS)

1105
01:01:52,625 --> 01:01:54,559
What's that?
This needs redoing?

1106
01:01:54,583 --> 01:01:56,000
What're you doing there?

1107
01:01:59,250 --> 01:02:02,434
Fighting.
For a draw? It was a draw, mate.

1108
01:02:02,458 --> 01:02:05,583
(CHEERFUL MUSIC)

1109
01:02:09,250 --> 01:02:12,000
Is there a plug hole in the tent?
Yeah.

1110
01:02:13,375 --> 01:02:15,791
I love the tent.
I really love it.

1111
01:02:16,666 --> 01:02:19,726
It'll break up the white.
Yeah.

1112
01:02:19,750 --> 01:02:22,101
Why have you brought a Frisbee
I thought we were working out.

1113
01:02:22,125 --> 01:02:24,059
Okay, catch it.
Just keep your eye on it,

1114
01:02:24,083 --> 01:02:26,726
and then you definitely
will catch it.

1115
01:02:26,750 --> 01:02:28,184
Alright, throw it.

1116
01:02:28,208 --> 01:02:30,476
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

1117
01:02:30,500 --> 01:02:31,976
Matt, what are you doing?

1118
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,059
Matt, not right here.

1119
01:02:34,083 --> 01:02:35,767
I just wanted to play Frisbee.

1120
01:02:35,791 --> 01:02:38,351
That's all I wanted.
Get on my back.

1121
01:02:38,375 --> 01:02:40,351
Why?
Because we're doing a workout.

1122
01:02:40,375 --> 01:02:41,601
I wanted to show you something.

1123
01:02:41,625 --> 01:02:42,625
Okay.

1124
01:02:45,333 --> 01:02:47,517
And now what? Well, if you're
not going to do it properly,

1125
01:02:47,541 --> 01:02:49,059
forget it.

1126
01:02:49,083 --> 01:02:50,934
But I'm just doing
what you told me to.

1127
01:02:50,958 --> 01:02:52,684
You're being heavier on purpose.
Is that it?

1128
01:02:52,708 --> 01:02:53,809
Where'd the Frisbee go, then?

1129
01:02:53,833 --> 01:02:54,750
Fuck the Frisbee.

1130
01:02:55,958 --> 01:02:57,559
Why?
Let's go get back.

1131
01:02:57,583 --> 01:02:58,791
We've got to set up
the barbecue.

1132
01:03:00,208 --> 01:03:01,601
We hardly played.

1133
01:03:01,625 --> 01:03:03,250
(CHEERFUL MUSIC)

1134
01:03:16,125 --> 01:03:18,916
Oliver.
Yeah?

1135
01:03:19,833 --> 01:03:23,476
It's okay.
It's going to be okay.

1136
01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:26,142
It's all going to be fine,
and I'm sorry for...

1137
01:03:26,166 --> 01:03:29,684
Oh, yeah, no, there's nothing
to be sorry about.

1138
01:03:29,708 --> 01:03:31,976
Oh, no, I feel really
awful about it.

1139
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,184
Don't feel awful about it.

1140
01:03:33,208 --> 01:03:36,184
I mean, I didn't feel awful...

1141
01:03:36,208 --> 01:03:39,166
Kissing you was nice.

1142
01:03:40,875 --> 01:03:42,851
Just was a happy moment.

1143
01:03:42,875 --> 01:03:44,184
It was just a happy moment.

1144
01:03:44,208 --> 01:03:45,583
It was just a happy moment.

1145
01:03:54,583 --> 01:03:56,083
I have to get her back.

1146
01:03:59,333 --> 01:04:02,559
What if we go to the barbecue?

1147
01:04:02,583 --> 01:04:04,226
Who's barbecue?

1148
01:04:04,250 --> 01:04:07,476
Matt's having a barbecue
at his parent's house.

1149
01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:10,351
If we turn up together then,

1150
01:04:10,375 --> 01:04:13,392
go in there fairly strong,
and then you get straight in

1151
01:04:13,416 --> 01:04:18,184
in between Matt and Gillian,
and just take him away.

1152
01:04:18,208 --> 01:04:19,351
Oh, I see.
Just get him away,

1153
01:04:19,375 --> 01:04:22,226
because he'll be really into

1154
01:04:22,250 --> 01:04:25,351
the way you look, and stuff. If you can
just then keep him out of the way,

1155
01:04:25,375 --> 01:04:30,601
it would just
really let me get...

1156
01:04:30,625 --> 01:04:31,583
I see what you're saying.

1157
01:04:33,041 --> 01:04:34,434
Alright.
Deal?

1158
01:04:34,458 --> 01:04:36,083
Deal.
Deal.

1159
01:04:41,583 --> 01:04:43,000
You really want her back,
don't you?

1160
01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:45,791
I don't know
what to do without her.

1161
01:04:48,250 --> 01:04:50,976
Oi, you're not vegetarian, are you?
What?

1162
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:52,226
You're not vegetarian, are you?

1163
01:04:52,250 --> 01:04:54,976
No.
Thank god for that.

1164
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,726
It is very picnicky. Heads up.

1165
01:04:57,750 --> 01:04:58,750
Oh, shit.

1166
01:05:04,375 --> 01:05:06,351
In scene two, she already feels

1167
01:05:06,375 --> 01:05:07,976
like their marriage
is falling apart

1168
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,892
And she says: "Who do
you fancy in here?"

1169
01:05:09,916 --> 01:05:11,934
It is a trick question.
If you ask someone

1170
01:05:11,958 --> 01:05:14,767
who you're with, if they fancy...

1171
01:05:14,791 --> 01:05:17,392
Who they fancy, what do
you think they mean?

1172
01:05:17,416 --> 01:05:20,559
They mean...
Hang on, if you ask me "who do I fancy?"

1173
01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:22,892
Yeah.
You.

1174
01:05:22,916 --> 01:05:24,250
Thank you.

1175
01:05:25,750 --> 01:05:27,851
I was just on the phone
to one of my actors,

1176
01:05:27,875 --> 01:05:32,059
she's a fucking nightmare.
She's trying to infuse her own

1177
01:05:32,083 --> 01:05:34,559
meanings into my writing.

1178
01:05:34,583 --> 01:05:39,142
All I want her to do, is
simply say the line, you know.

1179
01:05:39,166 --> 01:05:43,059
Like I don't actually need her
to do like pregnant pauses.

1180
01:05:43,083 --> 01:05:46,184
Oh, yeah.
But anyway, I just told her that.

1181
01:05:46,208 --> 01:05:48,750
Please, just say the lines.

1182
01:05:49,625 --> 01:05:52,142
And...
What did she say?

1183
01:05:52,166 --> 01:05:56,392
She said: "Sure." But listen

1184
01:05:56,416 --> 01:05:58,892
I just don't have a good
relationship with these actors.

1185
01:05:58,916 --> 01:06:01,351
They hate me,
they think I'm some sort

1186
01:06:01,375 --> 01:06:04,184
of controlling bitch,
but I am, because it's my play.

1187
01:06:04,208 --> 01:06:05,767
Yeah, you're the boss.

1188
01:06:05,791 --> 01:06:07,666
I'm just going to
spread this blanket out.

1189
01:06:08,791 --> 01:06:10,000
Okay.

1190
01:06:11,208 --> 01:06:12,726
It's a nice blanket.

1191
01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:14,125
Yeah, it's a solid blanket.

1192
01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:20,458
Do you want to come
on the blanket with me?

1193
01:06:21,416 --> 01:06:23,083
Well, I mean,
I'm still cooking, so.

1194
01:06:24,208 --> 01:06:25,333
Very soft.

1195
01:06:26,916 --> 01:06:29,309
Do you want to come
lie down on it with me?

1196
01:06:29,333 --> 01:06:32,333
I can't take my eyes of this, you
overcook these, you ruin it.

1197
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,958
But I wanted to celebrate.

1198
01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:40,851
What do you mean?

1199
01:06:40,875 --> 01:06:43,541
Well, I want to have
a celebratory shag.

1200
01:06:44,833 --> 01:06:47,083
In your mom's garden.

1201
01:06:49,666 --> 01:06:50,809
What are you celebrating?

1202
01:06:50,833 --> 01:06:53,541
My play being produced, finally.

1203
01:06:54,625 --> 01:06:58,250
Yeah, in a tent
for like 40 people.

1204
01:07:00,166 --> 01:07:01,583
It's good.

1205
01:07:05,291 --> 01:07:07,559
It's something.

1206
01:07:07,583 --> 01:07:10,017
Some people never get that,
not even a tent.

1207
01:07:10,041 --> 01:07:13,684
That's true.
Listen, I'd love to shag you,

1208
01:07:13,708 --> 01:07:17,958
but Jeff is coming around,
and my mom could walk in.

1209
01:07:19,125 --> 01:07:22,392
What we have is like...
It's more than just sex.

1210
01:07:22,416 --> 01:07:24,642
Not just... you can't just
have sex all the time.

1211
01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:27,309
I love sex, I'm all about sex,

1212
01:07:27,333 --> 01:07:29,875
but the fact is,
there is more to life.

1213
01:07:31,666 --> 01:07:33,916
Sometimes I just want
to know about you.

1214
01:07:35,250 --> 01:07:36,333
The real you.

1215
01:07:37,333 --> 01:07:38,791
Should I have brought some meat?

1216
01:07:39,875 --> 01:07:41,434
No, I don't think so.

1217
01:07:41,458 --> 01:07:42,976
I haven't bought anything,

1218
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,684
not even sausage.
Don't worry about that,

1219
01:07:45,708 --> 01:07:48,392
guys, I'm not sure
this is a good idea.

1220
01:07:48,416 --> 01:07:52,309
It'll be fine.
It's okay, we've got quite a robust plan.

1221
01:07:52,333 --> 01:07:56,184
He specifically invited me, not you
guys, I mean... RACHEL: You'll be fine.

1222
01:07:56,208 --> 01:07:59,142
OLIVER: You'll be fine. You'll be
absolutely fine, you'll have a lovely time,

1223
01:07:59,166 --> 01:08:01,166
and I'm going to...
OLIVER: Yeah, that'd be great.

1224
01:08:03,458 --> 01:08:07,267
RACHEL: What a lovely house. Yeah, it's his
parents' house, it's not his. It looks good.

1225
01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:09,476
Jeffrey! How are you?

1226
01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:10,642
I've got some people with me.

1227
01:08:10,666 --> 01:08:12,476
Great, the more the merrier.

1228
01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:13,851
Hi.
Hi.

1229
01:08:13,875 --> 01:08:16,226
Rachel, do you remember me?

1230
01:08:16,250 --> 01:08:19,601
Rachel.
Fucking hell, you look great.

1231
01:08:19,625 --> 01:08:21,142
Hello, mate.
You know Oliver.

1232
01:08:21,166 --> 01:08:24,708
Yeah.
Hi, mate. Thank you.

1233
01:08:26,583 --> 01:08:27,500
Alright, you're alright, mate.

1234
01:08:29,583 --> 01:08:30,833
Do you mind if I...

1235
01:08:32,041 --> 01:08:34,351
RACHEL: What a lovely barbecue.
Yeah.

1236
01:08:34,375 --> 01:08:36,892
MATT: I bought some extra corn just
in case any more women were coming.

1237
01:08:36,916 --> 01:08:39,351
So corn for the girls...
Meat for the boys.

1238
01:08:39,375 --> 01:08:41,125
Oh, that's considerate.

1239
01:08:42,125 --> 01:08:43,166
What're you doing here?

1240
01:08:44,833 --> 01:08:46,583
Jeff asked me to come along.

1241
01:08:49,583 --> 01:08:53,875
Okay, but why did you
come to the barbecue?

1242
01:08:57,625 --> 01:08:58,916
I wanted to see you.

1243
01:09:02,125 --> 01:09:03,250
Right.

1244
01:09:05,166 --> 01:09:11,434
It's quite hot with that there, isn't it?
I like it.

1245
01:09:11,458 --> 01:09:13,517
MATT: What about you, I mean...
RACHEL: God, well I've been travelling

1246
01:09:13,541 --> 01:09:14,892
a lot, actually, for work.

1247
01:09:14,916 --> 01:09:17,267
Have you?
Yeah.

1248
01:09:17,291 --> 01:09:19,809
Can I ask you something?
Go on.

1249
01:09:19,833 --> 01:09:23,351
I don't want to be rude, but
could you open your coat a bit?

1250
01:09:23,375 --> 01:09:27,559
Just a bit so I could see just
what's going on under there?

1251
01:09:27,583 --> 01:09:30,458
Yeah, that is tremendous.

1252
01:09:32,083 --> 01:09:33,351
You see how I handled that.

1253
01:09:33,375 --> 01:09:34,892
Very good.

1254
01:09:34,916 --> 01:09:38,500
Stoicism.
And then it just goes away.

1255
01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:42,517
I prefer that thing that I do,
like that.

1256
01:09:42,541 --> 01:09:45,226
That's just work, is it? What kind of
work you do? What are you doing now?

1257
01:09:45,250 --> 01:09:46,809
Bats.
You're working with bats?

1258
01:09:46,833 --> 01:09:48,184
Yeah.
Fuck me, well that's great.

1259
01:09:48,208 --> 01:09:51,267
I mean, you could, if you want.

1260
01:09:51,291 --> 01:09:53,583
That is good. Do you know what?
For someone your size and shape,

1261
01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:56,934
that is solid.
Thank you.

1262
01:09:56,958 --> 01:09:59,392
Remember that barbecue
we had down on the beach?

1263
01:09:59,416 --> 01:10:01,625
I looked really young.
Yeah.

1264
01:10:02,500 --> 01:10:03,875
Look, what you've done to me.

1265
01:10:04,750 --> 01:10:05,666
It's alright.

1266
01:10:07,125 --> 01:10:09,559
I like your wrinkles.
There are no wrinkles!

1267
01:10:09,583 --> 01:10:11,458
Okay. Sorry,
there are no wrinkles.

1268
01:10:13,541 --> 01:10:15,875
If there were, I'd like them.
I know you would.

1269
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:18,809
MATT: I started
doing poetry now,

1270
01:10:18,833 --> 01:10:21,017
so I'm not just,
you know, a muscle man.

1271
01:10:21,041 --> 01:10:23,601
I'm also an artist.
It's like:

1272
01:10:23,625 --> 01:10:27,017
Look at you, look at you,
your eyes so brown

1273
01:10:27,041 --> 01:10:30,351
I'd really like to hear
your sex sound

1274
01:10:30,375 --> 01:10:33,601
I'd like to lie down
with you on your front

1275
01:10:33,625 --> 01:10:37,101
or turn you over
and ignore your...

1276
01:10:37,125 --> 01:10:39,684
I just have lots of things... I
have other ideas that I have.

1277
01:10:39,708 --> 01:10:42,309
RACHEL: So good.
Poetry? Since when?

1278
01:10:42,333 --> 01:10:44,934
Since ages. It's just like
I look at something

1279
01:10:44,958 --> 01:10:47,684
and if I'm inspired by it,
then I'll do a poem like:

1280
01:10:47,708 --> 01:10:50,976
Jeffrey, Jeffrey,
your timing's quite shit.

1281
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:54,184
Jeffrey, Jeffrey, could you
get the fuck out of it?

1282
01:10:54,208 --> 01:10:57,184
Jeffrey, Jeffrey,
we've got a thing happening.

1283
01:10:57,208 --> 01:11:00,416
Jeffrey, Jeffrey,
your presence is crappening.

1284
01:11:15,083 --> 01:11:20,226
GILLIAN: What are you doing?
What are you doing?

1285
01:11:20,250 --> 01:11:24,208
I'm just trying to
hold on to something.

1286
01:11:27,125 --> 01:11:28,541
I don't work without you.

1287
01:11:32,333 --> 01:11:36,375
Simple as that, I just
don't... work without you.

1288
01:11:40,541 --> 01:11:42,476
Matt!
Don't call him.

1289
01:11:42,500 --> 01:11:44,267
Matt!
Yeah?

1290
01:11:44,291 --> 01:11:46,541
Could you take me back
to your flat, please?

1291
01:11:48,500 --> 01:11:51,892
I'm sort of alright here
with Rachel, as it goes.

1292
01:11:51,916 --> 01:11:53,934
GILLIAN: Oh yeah.
RACHEL: We're really getting on.

1293
01:11:53,958 --> 01:11:56,976
We haven't...
Okay, no, no, enjoy.

1294
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,250
You can't leave now.

1295
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:02,184
It's for the best, isn't it?

1296
01:12:02,208 --> 01:12:03,666
Yeah.
It's all okay.

1297
01:12:05,666 --> 01:12:07,059
RACHEL: Take care.

1298
01:12:07,083 --> 01:12:09,059
MATT: You know, for
someone so fit,

1299
01:12:09,083 --> 01:12:11,476
she's really like complicated.

1300
01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:14,142
What, because she looks like
that, she can't be complicated?

1301
01:12:14,166 --> 01:12:16,642
I just think,
why bother, like...

1302
01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:19,142
Why bother with what?
With what? Just coming

1303
01:12:19,166 --> 01:12:21,184
and taking her off me, breaking
her heart, breaking my heart?

1304
01:12:21,208 --> 01:12:26,226
Listen, if you want her back,
you know, I wish you luck, mate.

1305
01:12:26,250 --> 01:12:29,767
That's it, so I just have her back, now?
That's it, so you've moved on, now?

1306
01:12:29,791 --> 01:12:32,767
I'm saying you should fight for her
because she's, you know, a nightmare

1307
01:12:32,791 --> 01:12:35,101
and I want you to have that.

1308
01:12:35,125 --> 01:12:37,601
So, you want...
You know what, I do want that,

1309
01:12:37,625 --> 01:12:38,934
and I wouldn't
make it a nightmare.

1310
01:12:38,958 --> 01:12:40,976
What have I said mates are for?

1311
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:43,017
Mates are for stepping aside when...
Okay, thank you for

1312
01:12:43,041 --> 01:12:44,434
stepping aside.
...Love is in the way.

1313
01:12:44,458 --> 01:12:46,708
(MUSIC)

1314
01:12:57,291 --> 01:13:00,767
It's always,
always going to be complicated

1315
01:13:00,791 --> 01:13:03,833
and you're never
going to have a nine to five.

1316
01:13:05,125 --> 01:13:10,101
He knew very well who I was

1317
01:13:10,125 --> 01:13:11,166
when he married me.

1318
01:13:14,708 --> 01:13:15,684
And he loved it.

1319
01:13:15,708 --> 01:13:17,666
(LIGHT MUSIC)

1320
01:13:22,541 --> 01:13:25,059
So, we've accepted
that there are complications

1321
01:13:25,083 --> 01:13:29,666
with me constantly changing,
being a fucking moody bitch,

1322
01:13:32,291 --> 01:13:33,726
and he has to adjust to that

1323
01:13:33,750 --> 01:13:35,517
and I have to adjust to him.

1324
01:13:35,541 --> 01:13:37,000
He worships me.

1325
01:13:38,375 --> 01:13:40,500
I mean, he did.

1326
01:13:44,250 --> 01:13:48,642
He used to,
just not at the moment.

1327
01:13:48,666 --> 01:13:50,583
(LIGHT MUSIC)

1328
01:13:58,125 --> 01:13:59,250
Is it cold, though?

1329
01:14:00,750 --> 01:14:02,458
It is cold. It is cold.
It is cold.

1330
01:14:04,083 --> 01:14:05,642
(LAUGHTER)

1331
01:14:05,666 --> 01:14:07,559
You've got your play,

1332
01:14:07,583 --> 01:14:10,458
you've got your play,
finally, Gillian.

1333
01:14:13,416 --> 01:14:16,458
And you're miserable.
The fuck!

1334
01:14:18,375 --> 01:14:21,666
Am I going to be the only one
sitting at my fucking play?

1335
01:14:23,416 --> 01:14:26,142
I want him to care about me.
I really do want him to.

1336
01:14:26,166 --> 01:14:28,934
I care about...
I care about him seeing it.

1337
01:14:28,958 --> 01:14:31,458
I need him to see it,
I want him to see it, I want...

1338
01:14:32,375 --> 01:14:34,642
GILLIAN: Say hello, we'll
send this one to your mom.

1339
01:14:34,666 --> 01:14:36,142
Hi, Janet.

1340
01:14:36,166 --> 01:14:37,625
(INDISTINCT) Mom.

1341
01:14:39,083 --> 01:14:40,125
(LAUGHTER)

1342
01:14:41,625 --> 01:14:44,476
Should I try the trick?
Wind's going to take it.

1343
01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:46,684
OLIVER: Go on.

1344
01:14:46,708 --> 01:14:49,184
How the fuck did I hurt myself?
Did it hurt you?

1345
01:14:49,208 --> 01:14:51,476
But you could have
had it differently.

1346
01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:53,392
He could've sat there with you,

1347
01:14:53,416 --> 01:14:55,559
watching your play with you

1348
01:14:55,583 --> 01:14:58,392
being so fucking proud of you.

1349
01:14:58,416 --> 01:15:00,208
(SIGHS)

1350
01:15:02,750 --> 01:15:06,017
Oh, god. Please show up, please
show up, please show up.

1351
01:15:06,041 --> 01:15:08,833
(LIGHT MUSIC)

1352
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:27,559
GILLIAN: Dear, Oliver,
I'm not the perfect wife,

1353
01:15:27,583 --> 01:15:32,851
that's for sure, and I realize
you could leave at any point

1354
01:15:32,875 --> 01:15:35,000
and make someone else
wildly happy,

1355
01:15:36,541 --> 01:15:40,458
but please, please stick around.

1356
01:15:41,666 --> 01:15:45,541
I'm getting there.
Love, honey-pie.

1357
01:15:47,041 --> 01:15:48,833
RACHEL: How are you
gonna pitch it?

1358
01:15:51,166 --> 01:15:55,250
OLIVER: I'm just going to go in, I'm going to
say: "I think you need to come and see this."

1359
01:16:00,041 --> 01:16:01,934
I'm going to give him another try.
It's not going to work,

1360
01:16:01,958 --> 01:16:03,351
I just called him a second...
Straight to voicemail.

1361
01:16:03,375 --> 01:16:05,434
Like I said, I just called him.

1362
01:16:05,458 --> 01:16:06,726
It went straight to voicemail.

1363
01:16:06,750 --> 01:16:10,559
Oliver! It's Jeffrey!
Call me!

1364
01:16:10,583 --> 01:16:13,684
We're going to just have to presume
that we're going ahead without him.

1365
01:16:13,708 --> 01:16:16,642
So, you've tried him, I've
left him multiple text messages,

1366
01:16:16,666 --> 01:16:18,476
I'm sure.
Does he not care?

1367
01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:20,392
That's what I don't understand,
does he not care?

1368
01:16:20,416 --> 01:16:24,642
I'm sure he... you know what,
actually, I don't care.

1369
01:16:24,666 --> 01:16:26,184
No, I care about this,
I don't care.

1370
01:16:26,208 --> 01:16:31,017
If he makes it, he makes it.

1371
01:16:31,041 --> 01:16:33,642
Okay, you go, and I'll park up.

1372
01:16:33,666 --> 01:16:35,142
Okay.
See you in a sec.

1373
01:16:35,166 --> 01:16:36,125
Yeah.

1374
01:16:50,416 --> 01:16:51,666
Bothered?

1375
01:16:58,875 --> 01:17:00,041
Olly!

1376
01:17:02,541 --> 01:17:05,625
(VIDEO PLAYING)

1377
01:17:48,125 --> 01:17:49,083
Olly!

1378
01:18:15,166 --> 01:18:16,416
Oliver?

1379
01:18:23,833 --> 01:18:25,375
I'm sorry.

1380
01:18:31,500 --> 01:18:32,916
(HUMMING)

1381
01:18:36,625 --> 01:18:38,392
Hello, are you Jerry?
Please don't touch me.

1382
01:18:38,416 --> 01:18:40,351
You need to come with me now.
Would you be willing to

1383
01:18:40,375 --> 01:18:41,559
do that with me, now?
Get your hands off me,

1384
01:18:41,583 --> 01:18:42,642
I don't want you touching me.

1385
01:18:42,666 --> 01:18:45,851
Jerry. Sorry about him.

1386
01:18:45,875 --> 01:18:48,642
Hi, I'm Rachel. You don't know me,
no.

1387
01:18:48,666 --> 01:18:50,476
You don't know my friend.
No.

1388
01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:51,642
I wondered if there's any way

1389
01:18:51,666 --> 01:18:53,184
that we could show you

1390
01:18:53,208 --> 01:18:54,291
this performance?

1391
01:18:56,583 --> 01:18:59,517
I feel like I'm in a piece
of theater right now.

1392
01:18:59,541 --> 01:19:02,642
Just a bit of a different way. I'm
used to people just posting a script.

1393
01:19:02,666 --> 01:19:05,809
Right, no, obviously.
I've heard a lot about you.

1394
01:19:05,833 --> 01:19:07,892
You've a very good
reputation in the industry.

1395
01:19:07,916 --> 01:19:10,226
Who told you that?
(LAUGHTER)

1396
01:19:10,250 --> 01:19:14,059
I googled it.
You googled me, did you?

1397
01:19:14,083 --> 01:19:19,392
Yeah, it's quite
an impressive thread.

1398
01:19:19,416 --> 01:19:21,351
You are winning me over,

1399
01:19:21,375 --> 01:19:25,017
sort of mesmerizing me into
like going somewhere with you.

1400
01:19:25,041 --> 01:19:28,250
Is he coming too, this oaf?
Yeah, this way, yeah.

1401
01:19:33,291 --> 01:19:35,767
Excuse me, sorry, hi.
Hi.

1402
01:19:35,791 --> 01:19:37,684
Actually, we're
not quite ready yet,

1403
01:19:37,708 --> 01:19:41,101
almost though. So, just
wait over there a minute.

1404
01:19:41,125 --> 01:19:43,267
Hi. Yeah, not ready yet,

1405
01:19:43,291 --> 01:19:46,851
almost, you're early.
(LAUGHS) Hi, Jeff.

1406
01:19:46,875 --> 01:19:49,559
We're going to just have
to start without olly.

1407
01:19:49,583 --> 01:19:51,392
Okay. Alright.

1408
01:19:51,416 --> 01:19:54,017
Everyone, hi.
Thanks for coming.

1409
01:19:54,041 --> 01:19:56,226
Boy, what a show we've
got for you tonight.

1410
01:19:56,250 --> 01:20:00,392
This is actually written by
a new writer, Gillian Walker.

1411
01:20:00,416 --> 01:20:03,875
So, please, come in,
take a seat and enjoy the show.

1412
01:20:06,666 --> 01:20:09,875
Are you ready?
Yeah, I'll be right there.

1413
01:20:32,791 --> 01:20:35,000
Not you.
Not me, alright.

1414
01:20:36,166 --> 01:20:39,351
I feel like I'm in prison.
Yes, I know what you mean.

1415
01:20:39,375 --> 01:20:42,392
Is that intended?
Jilly wanted to have a kind of

1416
01:20:42,416 --> 01:20:46,142
incarcerated beat
in the narrative.

1417
01:20:46,166 --> 01:20:49,476
Just on to that, next.
Okay, I'm feeling a bit manhandled, now.

1418
01:20:49,500 --> 01:20:52,226
Sorry.
It's about oppression of women, right?

1419
01:20:52,250 --> 01:20:54,226
Yeah, I'm getting it right

1420
01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:57,726
because I felt like he's
my owner, or my executioner.

1421
01:20:57,750 --> 01:21:01,392
Watch your head, get in.

1422
01:21:01,416 --> 01:21:05,666
Okay, everything is going
to be absolutely fine.

1423
01:21:09,375 --> 01:21:12,184
JILL: Who do you fancy?
Who do I fancy?

1424
01:21:12,208 --> 01:21:17,184
In here, right now. If I wasn't
around, who'd you be eyeing up?

1425
01:21:17,208 --> 01:21:21,434
MAN: That's a trick question, I'm not falling for that.
JILL: Who do you fancy?

1426
01:21:21,458 --> 01:21:23,393
JERRY: Where are we now?

1427
01:21:23,417 --> 01:21:28,226
RACHEL: Very nearly there. This
is your new theater space.

1428
01:21:28,250 --> 01:21:32,309
Your new theatrical experience.
JILL: Why are you so defensive?

1429
01:21:32,333 --> 01:21:34,976
It's not like I'm saying: "Pick
someone and fuck them," is it?

1430
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:39,892
ACTOR: You're being silly, Jill and I'm
not playing your games. Who do you fancy?

1431
01:21:39,916 --> 01:21:43,017
JILL: Cracking ass.
ACTOR: My ass.

1432
01:21:43,041 --> 01:21:46,809
JILL: Your ass is middle-aged,
flabby and spotty.

1433
01:21:46,833 --> 01:21:51,767
ACTOR: Oi, that's... well, yeah,
actually that's fair enough.

1434
01:21:51,791 --> 01:21:53,601
Literally, it was exhausting,

1435
01:21:53,625 --> 01:21:55,851
like all the
things that are awesome

1436
01:21:55,875 --> 01:21:59,059
in the world, at one time.
JILL: Forget about it.

1437
01:21:59,083 --> 01:22:02,809
JILL: He was so embarrassed, he
didn't have a clue where to look.

1438
01:22:02,833 --> 01:22:05,017
ACTRESS: If he wants to
fuck around with Raquel...

1439
01:22:05,041 --> 01:22:07,809
JILL: But John said
she was okay.

1440
01:22:07,833 --> 01:22:12,059
JILL: Tits, ass,
fannies, cocks.

1441
01:22:12,083 --> 01:22:15,392
ACTRESS: Oh, my god,
that sounds amazing!

1442
01:22:15,416 --> 01:22:19,476
ACTRESS 2: It was bad.
JILL: Until he didn't get up with the kids in the morning.

1443
01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:21,601
ACTOR: It was your turn.

1444
01:22:21,625 --> 01:22:25,392
I was pounded last night,

1445
01:22:25,416 --> 01:22:27,726
I'm still sore.
JILL: Pounded.

1446
01:22:27,750 --> 01:22:29,184
Oh, I can feel your pain!

1447
01:22:29,208 --> 01:22:31,375
(LAUGHS)

1448
01:22:34,291 --> 01:22:41,041
ACTORS: Slow. Deep, deep slow.

1449
01:22:42,125 --> 01:22:48,476
Move, deep, move!
Move!

1450
01:22:48,500 --> 01:22:51,892
(SCREAMING)

1451
01:22:51,916 --> 01:22:54,226
JILL: I feel so lonely.

1452
01:22:54,250 --> 01:22:56,875
(LIGHT MUSIC)

1453
01:23:58,625 --> 01:24:01,892
(SIGHS)

1454
01:24:01,916 --> 01:24:03,916
(PLAYING LOVE LETTER
BY NICK CAVE )

1455
01:25:06,958 --> 01:25:08,291
I love you.

1456
01:25:09,958 --> 01:25:12,000
I never want to be
without you again.

1457
01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:19,000
(MUSIC CONTINUES)