Best show on Sunday night, Before The 90 Days.
Let's do it.
Let's watch.
No, did you not just see how he yelled at me?
I'm done with him.
-Him yelled at her? -What?
-Maybe someone needs to have their ears checked. -Yeah.
Look at the baby, even the baby.
Even the baby pissed off.
[Vanja] I've never dated an athlete before,
and he's very hot. Like, really hot.
-Does he look like a basketball player to you? -No.
I feel like he sells, like, electronics.
He has a lot of hair on that six pack.
I don't mind it.
Again, I'm only human.
No, I cannot do--
go six rounds every single day.
-Oh, he's got the good D. -Oh.
Okay. All right.
I mean, I've never done six times.
-Have we? -Yeah, we have.
[Gabe] Yo, the show's about to start. Hurry up.
[Monica] Okay, we're coming.
Woo-hoo!
Hey, Trix.
Oh, so cute.
You ready to watch the show?
How about you? Are you ready?
I'm super excited to watch tonight's episode.
Before The 90 Days.
Are you ready? Are you ready?
I'm ready.
[Robert] I got some of your cravings...
-[Anny speaking] -[Robert] ...that you been craving for.
Here you go, some late night breakfast for you two.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
I got the pancakes going,
I got some hash browns,
and I got some eggs from the chickens outside.
Let's just hope Rayne don't show up at our doorstep.
Rayne,
these eggs taste so good.
[Kim] What are you doing today?
[Jamal] Practicing my robot.
My little 90s moves, you know?
Is that, is that what we're doing?
-The 90s moves? You're gonna teach me some? -[Jamal] Yeah, come on.
-You're gonna meet me halfway? -[Kim] Okay, all right.
-Ready? Oh. -Ooh.
-Oh! Oh! -Ooh!
[Kenny] Oh, you're getting ready for me?
[Armando] No, I'm stretching.
You know, I'm doing the yoga lately.
So, I'm trying to stretch.
We're gonna stretch later, so get ready.
Well, let's see your nose hit your knee.
-Ah. -Doing good so far.
Now put both legs out and do that.
Like that? I don't know.
-That was prett-- -You try it.
Not yet. I'll try maybe later.
-All right, let's get to watch-- -I need to watch the show.
Let's get going.
[neighs]
Oh, we're in Jordan.
-Petras. Petra. -Petra.
[Adnan speaking]
[speaking Arabic]
I don't know, I don't believe in ET.
[Adnan] Where are you going?
Tigerlily, wait.
-[man] She's really mad, like, for real. -[woman] No, yeah.
They ain't supposed to get out of the car
and go after her, man.
Can you imagine being Adnan though?
And every time y'all fight, you have to say "Tigerlily."
"Tigerlily, get back here."
So, remember Tigerlily, she left the car,
'cause she thought it was a double standard
that Adnan hand shook her female friend,
but she can't do that to a male friend.
So, she's like, pissed.
[Tigerlily] I've been trying really hard
to follow all of Adnan's rules.
How many hours it took her to get ready,
and he gon' just come and put a scarf
on top of her head?
You know how long it took her to get ready, Anny?
It took her, like, eight hours.
-[Adnan speaking] -No.
[Adnan] Baby.
-Please, I'm so sorry. -[Tigerlily] So, do you want me to pretend then?
-Do you want me to pretend like it's okay... -No. No, no, no.
-...and then just go with you? -No, no, I will.
[Adnan speaking]
-But I don't. -[Adnan speaking]
I don't know.
I don't know how he can fix this.
I mean, I don't think he's capable of fixing this.
You know what, if I'm Tigerlily,
I'd be like, "Hey, stop talking and start spending.
There's a lot of shops around here."
Armandolily here.
[Adnan speaking]
-[Tigerlily] I do. -Yeah?
Doesn't mean I'm happy.
Doesn't mean that I wanna go have fun.
But of course,
-if you apologize, then I'll accept your apology. -[Adnan speaking]
Did he apologize?
So, he apologizes like you.
"Gabe, I'm sorry that you took it how you did,
and now you're upset."
I'm sorry that you don't know how to handle criticism.
[Tigerlily] A hug, yes, of course.
You can have a hug.
Give Kenny one hug.
-Give Kenny a hug. -You never said that like that.
-No. -You just say it like--
But you can give me a hug anyway.
-Oh. -I asked for one.
So, all he has to do is be like,
"How can I fix this? I'm really sorry that I did that.
I won't do it again."
-Well, he did apologize. -You know?
And now he's trying to force her to accept the apology.
-You will accept the apology. -Whoa.
-You will.
[Adnan speaking]
Why has she got on space boots?
I love their outfits.
-I will say they are very fashionable. -I--
They do look nice together.
They're like Barbie and Ken to me.
You know, they got over this fight pretty quickly, right?
-I can get over a fight like that. -Yeah.
-Like if I'm somewhere and I'm gonna have to-- -No, you cannot.
No, you will do it all day,
'cause you feel so good that you got your point across.
Okay.
-[Adnan] Oh. -[Tigerlily] Good?
For what? You already got one hump.
When I was in Saudi Arabia during Desert Storm,
I actually rode on a camel on one of my off days.
-Oh, wow. -And he spit on my shoulder.
-And it was so gross, like... -Ugh.
[Jamal] Is it thick?
Oh, God, yes, and it's gross and it stinks.
-Wow. -And it was all down my arm.
Ugh, it was so gross.
Thank God we had to wear our...
I guess he didn't like the way you were riding him.
I guess not.
[Adnan speaking]
-[Tigerlily] I am. -[both laugh]
[man 2] Hey.
[Adnan] I love you.
-[Tigerlily laughs] -[Adnan speaking]
Do you know why?
'Cause it was the power of the hump.
Yeah. I know that.
Man, look at that food, man.
I miss the food.
Uh-oh.
Rayne and Chidi Chidi.
But he ain't putting out the bang bang.
So, you know Rayne is tight.
I love these two.
-Why? -I knew I was gonna love her from the moment,
uh, she started arguing with the sister
-and flared her nostrils at her. -[both laugh]
[Rayne] Yesterday, I reached a breaking point with Victoria.
I'm done with her constant judgment.
So, I asked Chidi to move to a hotel with me.
But I never got a real answer.
It's kinda disrespectful of Rayne because, like,
his sister opened up her home to her.
-You know what I mean? -Yeah, but they're beefing.
Yeah, but I don't really think they're beefing.
-I think some of its in Rayne's head. -Exactly.
She's beefing with herself.
He says he loves me, but now it's time to prove it.
He's gotta prove his love by giving her the D.
-Yeah, the Chidi. -[both laugh]
She's like, "I gotta get the cluck out of here.
I need some [bleep] tonight
and I ain't talking about chicken."
[both laughing]
[Rayne] Um, being here with you and your family like this
is not gonna help our relationship at all.
I feel like an intruder.
One, an intruder in your pants
and two, an intruder in the house.
You're more the pants intruder in our relationship.
Do you mind it?
Are you complaining?
-Like... -Not at all.
You enjoy the fact that she's checking on you and making--
She's my sister.
-She has the right to check up on me. -[Rayne] Oh, my.
Oh, here comes Bernard.
-Oh, he's pissed. -Mmm-mmm.
That's Chidi Chidi bang bang security team.
-[Bernard speaking] -[Rayne] I didn't know you were there, sorry.
[Rayne] Oh. [chuckles nervously]
[Rayne] Oh. [chuckles]
Oh, look at her lau-- like, nervous laughing.
Uh, is this one of those situations,
you know, like, when you're talking crap about somebody,
and then they're, like, right behind you,
and you're like, "Oh, hey, I was just joking, girl."
-Yeah, it's awkward. -Yeah.
[Chidi speaking]
[Rayne] There's a reason--
There's a reason for that 'cause of what happened.
-[Chidi] Right, someone you've not known for the first time. -...happen.
-There is a reason. -[Chidi] All the way from US,
you told me that you can't cope with her.
I can't cope with sisters.
-I always felt deep down I-- -[Chidi] Okay. You said you can't--
There was a reason.
So, she has, like, a past of it.
So, she's just triggered by sisters as a whole.
That-- That's a you problem.
You need to fix that.
-Work on it. -That's odd.
-Wow. -Me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
That's all I hear.
It's all about me.
Me, me, me, me, me. That's all you hear.
You know? [clicks tongue]
[Chidi speaking]
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
No, did you not just see how he yelled at me?
I'm done with him.
-Him yelled at her? -What?
Maybe someone needs to have their ears checked.
Yes.
Okay, when, when he said he would stick up for me,
like I said, even if it's family,
you need to tell them when they're wrong.
You know what? Obviously he--
-Ooh. She gon' point the-- -Oh, once you get that finger...
-You wanna point that finger at him. -...hell, yeah.
[both] Mmm-mmm.
Look at the baby, even the baby.
-Even the baby pissed off. -[Monica chuckles]
Why did you invite me if you hate me?
Why did you get on the phone and say, "I love you?"
[Victoria] You know-- You know that I do not...
-"I, I love you, come over." -[Victoria] Of course you know I had to.
-Hate you? -Hey? What?
Girl, we haven't eaten chicken in days.
What are you talking about? Oh, my God.
[Victoria speaking]
You know what? That's what I'm saying.
The fact that I'm delusional after all this...
Okay, hey-- hey, if you could see that I--
[Rayne groans]
Victoria need to say,
"Yo, get out my motherclucking house now!"
-How did this happen? -I don't know.
-I was really rooting for her in the beginning. -How did this happen?
I was like, "Oh, she's so cute.
Oh, my God, she's so sweet.
She's got a farm. She talks to her chickens."
Oh, my God.
-Oh, my gosh, that was a lot, babe. -[sighs]
I think I need to make us a drink.
Wait, wait, I'm gonna make us a drink
'cause I think I have the perfect one
-for the ending up for this. -Whoa, okay.
-Make it strong. -Be right back.
[Matilda speaking]
Almost, but no... but, uh, ultimately, no.
What is up with these stingy men this season?
-[laughs] -Nobody wants any sex.
Almost sex is like third base, you know.
-[Kim] Oh, yeah. -I'm not gonna go over those things with you.
I've had a couple of almost nights myself.
-Mom! Jesus! -[chuckles]
[Kenny] All right, babe. Here you go.
[Armando] Ooh, what are these?
This is your favorite thing.
-It's a nut job. -A nut job?
-You love nut jobs, and we have some nut jobs... -[chuckles softly]
-We do. -...on our screens,
-so... -What's in these?
It's espresso kind of martini,
but it has hazelnut, macadamia nut, a lot of nuts in it.
-Yum. That sounds good. -[chuckles]
-Well, cheers. -So, cheers!
-Cheers! -Let's watch.
Let's do it!
-Ooh! That is strong. -[chuckles]
-Is that a pig? -Yes.
Aw, they're cute.
Niles and Matilda.
They are adorable.
-I think that-- -He is a sweetie.
He... No, I really like Niles,
but I think she may be too much for him to handle.
Hey, you think they did it?
You think they did it? Yeah.
[Niles speaking]
Okay.
He got the runs.
-Too many snails. [chuckles] -Good going in, bad coming out.
[chuckling]
I remember eating that stuff, though.
My stomach was hurting for a couple of days.
But it was good, right?
Yeah, that fufu in Nigeria had me poo-pooing.
[laughs]
[Matilda] I'm very happy
that finally I have the man I love,
Oh.
What happened?
-She didn't get the-- -No fufu?
She didn't get to dee-dee.
Did they not do the deed?
[Matilda speaking]
Say again?
Oh, I thought he dogged her, like it was a good thing.
-Oh, no, not doggy-styled her. [chuckles softly] -[laughing]
Almost, but no, but, uh, ultimately, no.
What is almost--
Almost sex is like third base, you know.
-Oh, yeah. -I'm not gonna go over those things with you
-because you are my mother. -I know... I know it.
-I know what "almost" means. -But, um--
-I've had a couple of almost nights myself. -Mom! Jesus!
What is up with these stingy men this season?
-[laughs] -Nobody wants any sex.
This is so odd.
[Niles] I've only had one serious relationship before Matilda.
And, you know...
Dad... Mom, Dad, please cover your ears.
Cover your ears, Mom.
Yeah. Niles, I feel you dawg. We out here packing...
-Oh! Stop it! -...saving, we saving the community, you know.
-Stop it. -Ah! Sorry.
[Niles] With my ex-girlfriend, the sexual aspect
became the only aspect of our relationship after a while.
And... again, I'm only human.
No, I cannot do... go six rounds every single day.
-Oh! -Oh, he's got the good D.
-[chuckles] -Okay. All right.
I mean, I've never done six times.
-Have I? -Yeah, we have.
[chuckles]
Not six. Not full-on.
-[laughing] -I mean, I don't wanna get into details, but anyway.
[chuckles]
[Niles] With my ex,
we jumped into the sex too early.
It can change you, you know.
[Matilda speaking]
-Oh. -Be careful with what you're saying, Matilda,
'cause you're gonna have to wait a long time, though.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
He's gonna be standing there at the altar,
-and he's gonna wonder, "How did I feel get here?" -I feel like he's gonna
end up getting married on this trip.
And, you know, she's going after her man, and I'm feeling it.
-[laughs] -You know what I'm saying? Like...
-Yeah. -Hold no prisoners, girl.
-Have your wedding. Let's go. -Mmm-hmm.
Orlando, Florida.
The "O"!
Didn't Veah already hit Africa?
-So why are we in Orlando? -Uh-huh.
Let's see.
[people cheering]
♪♪ Wild and dangerous No need to... ♪
She looks new. Is this a new couple?
♪♪ ...dangerous and I've been living on the... ♪
What are you doing?
[grunts]
-My belly doesn't move like-- -Mine does.
My name is Vanja. I'm 41 years old,
and I'm from Orlando, Florida.
-Oh, a new couple. -Oh, there's another one from Orlando.
Ooh, Vanja.
Lots of interesting names this season.
I really love expanding myself and pushing myself
to achieve and learn new things.
Like, I was at a festival on a beach,
and I saw a guy blowing fire.
And I go, "Ooh, I wanna do that."
And then I talked to him.
We stayed in the parking lot until midnight,
until I was brave enough to swallow some fire.
I would think if you're gonna learn how to swallow fire,
you need, like, a professional setting.
Not just, "Hey, let's go to the parking lot.
I'm gonna show you how to swallow some fire, baby."
She might have swallowed something else, too,
while she was out in that parking lot.
-Wow, Mom. -[chuckles]
[Vanja] In addition to dancing,
I'm a professional permanent makeup artist.
I'm a vegan baker,
and I'm a medical sales rep.
I'm definitely a type A personality,
Jill of all traits. [chuckles]
Damn, so how the hell you gonna find all that time to go date?
She is super independent.
She makes a lot of money,
so she is obviously dating an unemployed man.
-As the formula goes. -[Monica] Yep.
[Vanja] I'm originally from Bosnia, in Eastern Europe.
So, eight months ago I took a solo trip back home and...
It was late night. I was bored,
and I was swiping through a dating app.
And it was like, "Whoa!"
Oh, my God.
Absolute perfection.
♪♪ Check, check him out ♪
[Vanja] His name is Bozo.
Cute.
Look at his picture.
I don't know, my man look like a lumberjack man.
-Ahh! -Whoa!
That's a lot of hair. Jesus.
Wow, this guy never needs a jacket.
He is fully warm at all... all seasons.
He's a basketball player who's very successful.
I've never dated an athlete before,
and he's very hot, like, really hot.
-Does he look like a basketball player to you? -No.
I feel like he sells, like, electronics.
He has a lot of hair on that six pack.
I don't mind it.
[chuckles]
[Vanja] Ah! There she is!
-Oh, hey. -[Vanja] Oh, my God!
Oh, my goodness.
Where we at? A farmers' market?
Go.
[woman] Well, I'm excited for you.
-[Vanja] Yeah. -[woman] I'm excited for you to,
-you know, actually, be able to see, touch, feel. -[Vanja] Right.
[woman] But I just want to make sure that you've really,
you know, evaluated every side of this
because, you know...
it's not like it's been smooth sailing with this guy.
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh!
What happened?
Here we go with the drama!
[Vanja] A few months into the relationship,
I was planning my trip to go visit him in Croatia,
and then, all of a sudden,
I noticed Bozo was acting a little strange,
not picking up the phones, not being as communicative.
And then I get a phone call from Bozo
and he just says,
"Uh, Vanja, I can't see you anymore.
I'm seeing somebody here. Sorry."
Oh, he was juggling.
He was juggling in his--
Yeah, but they've only known each other for eight months.
Did it happen, like, two months into their relationship?
Yeah, it doesn't even count.
[Vanja] A couple of months later, he texted me
and he said, "I'm no longer with the other girl,
and I would really like to work on this again."
She's the backup plan.
Is that good or bad?
It's usually never good,
but maybe it'll be... end up good in this case.
Oh, I know. And you know what?
He was honest.
-He didn't string her along, so... -Yeah.
...got to give him credit for that.
Well, sometimes guys need to make sure that,
like, there's not a what-if for them,
-you know. -[Kim] Oh, come on. That's such a copout.
No, I've been through... I've been through this.
And it's not fun when you find out you're number two, so...
[Vanja] He says that he loves me.
We talk about potential of marriage.
So I hope that this just ends up being
a small little blip
in our big story of love. [chuckles]
And that things just keep getting better and better going forward.
If I was Vanja, I would not go
because this is exactly what happened to me.
And I regret it, you know.
Mmm-mmm. Don't go, Vanja! Stay home!
[bleep] If you would have done that to me,
I would not be your backup. I'd be gone,
and I would have moved on.
-No, you wouldn't have. -Yes, I would have.
-You could-- -I would've came back a few months later
and you would have said "Okay."
-You're full of yourself. -I know you would've.
-And you know it too. -I would try not to.
You can't even keep a straight face 'cause you know
-you would have jumped right back on this train. -[chuckles]
God!
[in Portuguese]
-Ooh! Oh, she's got body. -Oh, all right. All right.
-Look at that. -Okay. Wow.
That's the kind of body that make a miracle.
I'm surprised he didn't just
-stand up right there. -Jamal!
-Sorry. -[chuckling] Stop it.
[Robert] Look, Anny. [whooshes] See?
I got this cool, awesome pillow for you.
Yeah, I love it.
[Robert speaking]
[mimicking punching sound]
Well, you could.
-Oh, my God. -[Robert] That's how you sleep in it.
Oh, be quiet.
-Pool. -Yes, babe.
Who are we with playing pool?
Pool are we with?
Aw, it's Brian and Ingrid!
-Brazil. -All right, Brian,
what shenanigans you got next?
[Brian] Meeting Ingrid's friends went really well,
especially because her friends broke the ice.
[Ingrid] Whoo!
He wants to break the ice right now with her.
He's been wanting it. Yeah.
I think they got off to a rocky start,
but tonight, maybe the night.
-I don't think they're gonna have sex tonight. -[Gabe] No?
No, I don't think so.
-Maybe next trip. -But...
he has half of that blue pill left, so...
-Uh, I don't think so. -[chuckles]
[both conversing in Portuguese]
[in English] Oh, my God! [chuckles]
Oh...
he bought her a G-string!
Jeez, what does that even cover?
-Nothing. That's the point. -[chuckles]
-That-- -It's got shoelace.
[both laughing]
Yeah, 'cause I just wanna see some boobs and butt.
Yeah.
[in Portuguese]
-Oh. -Ooh!
-Oh, she's got body. -Oh, all right. All right.
-Look at that. -Okay. Wow.
Whoa!
-It's blurred out. You know what that means. -Hand me a pillow.
Huh.
Oh, pillow wall, for sure.
[chuckles]
[both conversing in Portuguese]
It's not so much a massage, it's like just...
-Basting a turkey. -Yeah.
That's the kind of body that make a miracle.
[chuckles softly]
-I'm surprised he didn't just stand up right there. -Jamal!
-Sorry. -[chuckling] Stop it.
Oh-oh, one hour later.
Don't tell me he was a one pump chump.
At least it said an hour,
and not two-and-a half minutes later.
But this music does not sound very chipper.
Oh, no.
-Uh-oh. What happened? -Oh, [bleep].
[Brian] After the cameras left,
Ingrid made it clear that she was ready to have sex.
But I didn't have a condom.
So, I decided to offer oral sex.
But once I went to go kiss her stomach,
she basically... hand in the face, like, "No, stop."
But for her to shut everything down
and... and end the way it did...
it hurt me, it hurt me.
Maybe she didn't shower that day,
so she didn't want you to go down there like that.
-I don't know-- -I'd be happy with that right about now.
Mom!
You could just touch my back and Lord knows--
Stop talking about oral sex, it's done.
You know, it's been a minute
since we've both been with women.
But don't they love that?
-Oral sex? -Yeah.
[mumbling] I don't know.
[laughing]
[mimicking Armando] "I don't know."
[both laughing]
[in Brazilian Portuguese]
Oh, man. He got upset.
Yeah, that sounds more realistic.
-That sounds like two very different stories. -Yeah.
I feel his expectations is way too high,
and he wants to feel more appreciative than anything.
So, the little moment of not even being shut down
is a no to Brian.
-Ooh! -[in normal voice] Wow!
-What the heck? -I know, she sounds like over it.
Oh, she said she gives up. It's too much pressure
on her mental. I get that.
I do feel for him.
-It must be, like, really crushing. -I know. Yeah.
But you know what?
He ought to learn a lesson for this.
He should have known this anyway.
He's a grown man. He should have had a condom with him.
Yeah, for starters. [slight chuckle]
Hey, at least... at least... at least I had a condom.
And I ain't go out there like Brian.
'Cause I wanted to get my rocks off.
[chuckles]
-[laughs] -Yeah, some bachata music.
-[clerk] How are you, sir? -[Niles] I'm doing good.
I'm just...
Right now, I'm just looking at engagement rings.
-Good job. -How he said he doesn't wanna be married,
-he's getting her a ring? -He needs to just get married.
Okay, just do it, buddy.
So, he plans on marrying her.
He thought, " You know, I'll get one there.
-It might be a little cheaper." -[chuckles]
[Jamal] Mom, I cannot find my phone anywhere, dude.
[Kim] Oh, I don't know.
I'm just stuck talking to you.
-I really need this thing. -Oh, I'm sorry.
It's not like, you know, a lot of people call you anyway.
-[Jamal] People call me all the time. -[Kim] Oh.
-[groans] What's under there? -Oh! What is under there?
You got some cookie crumbs.
-Yeah, I've been having a feast. -[Jamal] Some chip crumbs.
-[Kim] I've been watching TV. -[Jamal] Here, can you get up?
-Can I see? -[Kim] Yes.
[Jamal] Right-- Just slide over.
[Kim] You just said, "Get up."
[Jamal] Sorry. Just-- just sit right here.
-[Jamal] God. -Ow!
I like this side.
[Jamal] I cannot find it.
I'm giving up.
-It's in your pocket. -It's in my pocket.
You're a dumbass sometimes. I love you,
-but you're a dumbass. -And you're right. No one called me.
-Yeah, I know. [mimicking explosion] -I have no fri--
-Stop. -I knew it.
Here, let me get my seat back.
Oh, look.
They're dressed like they're substitute teachers.
But I say they're class's cutest couple.
[Matilda] Today, my babe, he's planning
to take me out for a shopping.
And I am very happy
because the shopping in Accra is far better than Kumasi,
and I am really excited
to show Niles more of the city.
Ooh, yes!
And taking her on a shopping spree? All right.
You would love that.
-"Oh, okay, I'm happy." -Let's go.
For me, Accra.
I compare it to New York City.
[horns honking]
[Niles] There's a lot of people out and about
selling things on the streets.
There's pedestrians everywhere.
Come to Mexico City.
-It's busy here, too. -Yeah.
What?
That is not like New York City, Anny.
Look how much people you see.
If you're gonna compare any other city in the world to New York City,
it has to be Tokyo, Japan.
Hands down.
-[Matilda] Good afternoon. -[employee] Good afternoon.
Good afternoon, everybody.
Maybe I can try this one also.
Can you get it for me?
Thank you.
Okay.
Just understand that I may not be able to... to buy every single thing.
She just did that side-eye!
When women do that side-eye, that's...
[Anny] Yeah.
[laughs]
Don't limit, don't limit a girl's shopping.
[Niles] How much does this dress cost?
[Matilda speaking]
Um, if you convert it, it would be $80.
-[Niles] It'll be 80? -Dollars, please.
-Eighty, what? US dollars? -$80.
-I don't think it's American. -It better not be.
That's too much.
Also, this is a skirt. This is half an outfit.
Yesterday, I went shopping for a dress, and I was like, "$36?
I know I can get it for, like, $24."
You know what I mean?
Um, when I heard the price on this dress,
I thought, "Absolutely, hell no."
And then I remembered, "Oh, wait,
there's a bigger bomb coming later
when I have to tell her
that we have to postpone the... the wedding plans."
-[Gabe] Hmm. -Oh, that's why he's spending.
-Yep. -Okay.
Okay. Okay, baller.
Let's go ring it up.
He's trying to butter up.
He's like, " By the way, I'm gonna buy you this expensive skirt.
-But guess what? I'm not gonna marry you!" -[Jamal] Yeah.
-Are you good? -I'm fine. [chuckles]
Okay. I'll be back.
-[Matilda] Love you. -[Niles] I love you more.
Where the hell is he going on his own?
He probably gotta go somewhere to walk and think about his actions.
[clerk] Good evening.
-How are you, sir? -[Niles] I'm doing good.
I'm just...
Right now, I'm just looking at engagement rings.
-He's getting her a ring. -Oh--
-Okay, he's getting married. -You don't wanna get--
-He's get-- -He's getting married.
-Good job. -How he said he doesn't wanna be married,
-but he's getting her a ring? -He needs to just get married.
Okay, just do it, buddy.
So, he plans on marrying her.
He thought, "You know, I'll get one there.
-It might be a little cheaper." -[chuckles]
[Niles] How much would one cost?
Um, you can get from 3,500 cedis upwards, please.
How much is-- How much would that be in, say, US dollars?
Three thousand five hundred,
that would be about $290.
What? Oh, no!
I know where to get my engagement ring.
How much did you spend on, um, your engagement ring?
Fifty bucks?
$800? Oh, that's-- Gabe!
-Wow! Really? Okay. -Oh, my gosh, I know.
Ugh, I regret it.
[Niles] I would like to...
I would like to get this ring.
[Niles] Since I've arrived in Ghana,
Matilda has turned out to be everything
that I thought she was and so much more.
So, you should marry her. [laughs]
So, maybe they can have, like, a promise wedding.
-They're-- [laughs] -That's a thing.
I think it's a nice ring.
I don't know, 'cause you're leaning forward
-and squinting pretty hard. [laughs] -It's-- [laughs]
[Niles] I just hope she can understand
that ring is a promise for me to come back
and marry her,
and that my love for her is much deeper and much more timeless
than whatever deadline that we've imposed on ourselves.
All hell's gonna break loose when he spill the beans
and say, "Hey, I don't wanna get married now.
On my next trip."
-Oh. -He's trying to sugarcoat that to himself.
[chuckles]
He's gonna need some sugar to spread.
-To her. Yeah. -He's trying to convince himself of it.
-Just say, you're Matilda, okay? -Okay.
-Hold on, let me get Matilda. -And then I'm Niles.
Yeah. And then I am Niles,
and I'm gonna come up to you with this beautiful ring
and then be like, "By the way, we're not getting married."
How would you act?
-[mimicking Matilda] "What do you mean?" -[laughs]
"You do all this for me today.
This is what I get."
[in normal voice] I'd be pissed.
The fact that I'm delusional
-after all this? -She told me she never did this.
Okay, hey-- hey, if you could see that I--
Whoa! Why are people yelling?
-Ooh! Ooh! Whoo, whoo, whoo! -Oh!
-Oh, gosh. -[gasps]
-Gotta sit up for this. -Oh, my God.
[Armando] Okay, babe. I brought that yoga dice that I bought the other day.
You wanna try and do some poses while we watch the show?
-No, but okay. -Come on!
-Don't be a party pooper. -We're gonna both do it.
Okay.
-[Kenny] Ah. -[Armando] What is it?
The cobra.
-Okay. Ready? -Let's do that. Yes.
-And let's watch how we do it. -Okay.
Okay, this stretches the back a little bit.
-In a good way. -Oh, that feels good.
[Rayne] Why did you invite me if you hate me?
You're delusional.
-Oh, God! -Uh-oh!
Okay, hey-- hey, if you could see that I--
Whoa! Why are people yelling?
-Oh! -Ooh! Ooh! Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!
-Oh, gosh! -[gasps]
-Gotta sit up for this. -Oh, my God.
-Wow, this is only getting worse. -[Kenny] Wow!
Speaking of delusional, you're delusional
if we think we can hold this much longer.
-You can. -Let's do the next one.
Okay, I'll roll it again.
[Chidi] Rayne, all of a sudden, decided
she wanted to move out of my sister's place.
But I'm trying to plead with her
and to talk her out of this idea...
I feel really, really bad for Chidi because all of his senses are, like, heightened.
He can probably feel the tension in it
-and everything, yeah. -Yeah.
The cat cow.
-Oh, sounds like a dog. -Oh.
Well, you've been in this position many times.
[laughing]
And this moment right here will prove the feeling
that I had the entire fricking time.
I was gonna come back tomorrow.
But because she wants to play the game
and say that she don't like me because of this and that, I'm done.
You and Rayne do the same hand gestures, though, when you're mad.
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. You point. I don't slap like that.
Why Rayne looked like she just came out of the gym.
[laughing]
No.
And, yeah, roll your eyes.
Welcome to your program, okay?
-He's, like, "Is she for reals?" -Holy guacamole.
-You know what I mean? -[both laugh]
You wasn't even born.
-I don't think none of us was here. -[laughs]
[Chidi speaking]
Now they think she's crazy.
[sighs]
Rayne don't know how to deal with confrontation.
All right, the side plank.
-Side plank? Okay. -[Armando] It's easy.
-Turn to your side. -Get my feet set.
-That's too hard. Stay up like that. -Oh, my God.
Yeah, let's try it.
[Rayne] I know it sucks, huh?
Is this real?
No, it's a simulation.
Chidi, are you not listening?
Your arm's gonna go out already.
I know. It's shaking. [laughs]
You're not even doing it right.
[both laughing]
The old man is strong. Whoops, stronger.
[both laughing]
I don't wanna fight.
[Chidi] I want us to just cool off and talk.
[Rayne] I love you.
I always will, Chidi, and I wish the best for you.
But I'm done.
He doesn't even know what's happening right now.
-[Chidi] Babe. -[Rayne] You will never see me again.
Yeah.
Where is this built-up aggression coming from?
No sex for five years.
You know what? Renee is being foolish
'cause Chidi is a really nice guy.
She's gonna miss out on something really wonderful.
That's what I don't get. If I had someone like Chidi, I would be in love.
It's... you know-- really, wouldn't you?
Oh, man.
I feel bad for him. He's so nice.
She's not a bad person.
She just has to calm down a little bit.
Painful, [sniffles], neglectful.
Just plain out hurtful in every way.
But I'm used to the pain, so I won't hurt for long. [crying]
I kind of feel bad for Rayne
'cause I feel like she's a person who thinks
she's getting ambushed all the time.
-Like, the victim. -She's in a whole different country.
-She has no one there for her, you know? -Yeah. Yeah.
It's nuts. She's twisting herself into a pretzel
and she's not gonna be able to get out.
[Rayne] Even though he couldn't see me,
he could hear my heart [sniffling].
And no... no matter what I said or done, [sniffling]
nothing still wasn't enough.
This is ridiculous, huh, Trixie.
You know, what's crazy is that they've been together for five years.
-Five years. Yeah. -It's a long time.
So they shouldn't let all this just
-break them up, you know? -Yeah.
[man] Next time on Before the 90 days
Oh, there's Bozo.
I am most comfortable when I'm making jokes.
But the difference between me and Eddie Murphy
is that I live at my mom's place.
[laughs]
-There's more differences than that. -Way.
How are you a basketball player?
You live at home with your mama.
[Bozo speaking]
-Oh. -Oh, gosh.
-What? -Why didn't you tell your mom?
Why are you catfishing your mom?
[Loren speaking]
I'm going because I love my beautiful best friend, Faith.
-Yeah. -[chuckles]
-Best friend. Ooh, look at that face. -Mmm.
-She's like, "Mmm, yeah, best friend." -Mmm.
Faith ain't trying to hear that [bleep].
Would you want that?
-Oh, my... -Buy a house with $43.
He doesn't even have a job.
Boy, you can't even buy a sandwich.
What are you talking about?
Is there anything that could ever change how you feel about me?
No, never.
Yes, she needs to tell you something.
Yeah, your boyfriend hiding in the airport behind the trash can.
-[Sunny speaking] -[Veah] Sunny.
-Oh! -Oh!
Sunny knows!
-Oh, he found out! He knows. -Oh!
She literally decided to bring the worst person
-to bring. -Yeah.
-So congratulations. -Mmm.
-Sunny sounds like a good guy. -Poor Sonny. Mmm-hmm.
Why would you bring him there?
Haven't you watched Tim and Veronica?
Haven't you heard of those two?
That was so intense.
It looks like it's gonna get better next week.
You know it is. I cannot wait to see it.
-Same time next week. -Same place.
Whoo hoo! Mom's couch! Let's go. [laughs]
Trix, you gotta go pee.
Let's go for a walk. Come on.
-Hey, that... that got me hot. -Me too.
You know what had me hot earlier
was nice and warm and cozy, those eggs.
It was nice and fluffy. I'm gonna go tell my girls. Thank you.
Yeah, you know I tell them good night every night.
[Anny speaking]