Subtitles by explosiveskull
Piper, let Honor drive.
Turn off here. Turn here!
Stop talking! I can't concentrate.
Oh, my God! We're gonna die!
We're not gonna... We're only going 10 miles an hour. Relax.
Relax? We'll all be dead, so it won't even matter.
- Stop screaming! - Just pull over.
Piper, just pull over.
Pi-Piper!
Well, that was a total fail. We missed the sunset.
Isabella, this is all your fault.
What? Me?
We could have died.
How are we getting home?
We are not driving down that hill.
- Hitchhike? - Hitchhike?!
Do you want us to end up
dead on the side of the road, cut into pieces?
Because that's what happens to hitchers.
Oh, relax. It's L.A. County, not Tijuana.
I'd pay money to see your face on the back of a milk carton.
"Missing... Sophie Stephens."
- I'll do something to your... - Oh, just try.
I knew we should have stayed at home
and watched "Vampire Diaries."
Vampires are so boring.
Oh, please. I remember when you were Team Edward,
and don't even, because I have the photos.
You told me that you were only
gonna use that for your scrapbook.
♪ We've got all the time in the world ♪
♪ So for how many years have we wanted to say ♪
♪ That we've said it all, there's nothing left to say? ♪
♪ And for how many years have we wanted to live? ♪
♪ Now we've lived it all, and everything's okay ♪
- ♪ Yeah, it's okay ♪ - ♪ It's okay ♪
- ♪ It's okay ♪
♪ Oh oh oh, oh oh, oh oh ♪
♪ Don't hold back, here we go ♪
♪ We've got all the time, we will carry each other ♪
♪ Oh oh oh, oh oh, oh oh ♪
♪ I will never let you go ♪
♪ I'm right here for you more than you will ever know ♪
Back about 200, maybe 350 years ago,
this entire ridge was covered with water.
You see that slow, gradual slope there.
As it comes around, there's...
♪ You ♪
♪ And I don't know why I'm not listening ♪
♪ You're whispering ♪
♪ Confused ♪
♪ And now it's been too long ♪
♪ And you're far from gone ♪
♪ You're far from gone ♪
♪ So why do you keep wandering ♪
♪ Inside my lonely head? ♪
♪ And why do I keep suffering ♪
♪ When all my friends said life goes on? ♪
♪ Why do you keep wandering inside my lonely bed? ♪
♪ And why do I keep surrendering ♪
♪ When all my friends said I'll move on? ♪
♪ I don't know why, don't know why ♪
♪ Maybe I, maybe I made a lie ♪
♪ 'Cause I don't wanna die alone ♪
♪ No, I don't wanna die alone ♪
♪ I don't know why, don't know why ♪
♪ Maybe I, maybe I made a lie... ♪
What's the scoop this issue? Carcinogens in tampons?
Eww.
Did I say that you could come in?
We're having breakfast. Want some?
Eat with those two?
No, thanks.
Mom and Dad seem like they're getting along.
Like the United States and China?
Isabella...
it's gonna be okay.
You live 10 miles away at college,
and you're never here, so what do you know?
I was talking about today.
It can seem so cruel when someone as talented,
beautiful, and smart as Honor is taken from us.
Man, she had it all.
She was looking forward to her scholarship
at the Royal Ballet School in London next year.
But Honor knew the future was not guaranteed.
Because of her heart condition,
Honor lived every day to the fullest.
So today, join me in remembering
the wonderful young woman that was Honor Liang.
Let us pray.
Lord, we pray for those who mourn,
parents and children, friends and neighbors.
Have you seen Piper?
- Be gentle with them... - No.
in their grief.
Spare them the torment of guilt and despair.
Be with them...
...of our risen Savior, Jesus Christ, our Lord.
Amen.
What if Honor died a virgin?
You know, I never thought about that.
You think she was?
I don't know.
Thanks.
You were in my history class first year.
Sophie, right?
I'm... I'm Aaron.
You invented the Worth the Wait app, right?
Mm-hmm.
So, what, does it, like,
send you a warning message or something
before you, you know, send a sexy message?
That's correct. Yeah.
Cool.
Honor's favorite things, they'll be burned with her.
Piper?
Hi, Mrs. Walker, Mr. Walker.
Piper. It's nice to see you, despite the circumstances.
Excuse me.
Sorry they're still so weird around you.
It's okay.
How are you otherwise?
You... You look really good.
Thanks, but I'm just gonna ignore the fact
that you're flirting with me at Honor's wake.
And, uh, I won't mention what's in your cup.
Oh, no. It's not what you think.
Um, I'm gonna go talk to Mrs. Liang.
Mrs. Liang.
So...
So?
How was the funeral?
What do you think?
It was a blast.
The eulogy from Honor's dad was very moving.
It was great to see so many people turn out.
Everything was really nice.
Can't wait to have a nice funeral.
Well, you're about as depressing as one.
At least I was there. Where were you?
Couldn't find the right Jimmy Choos?
Funerals aren't cool enough for you?
Stop. What is wrong with you guys?
Our best friend died,
our best friend back when we were all best friends!
Mmm.
It'll be like we're having one with her.
You know, these are Honor's cigarettes.
I found them under her bed. They're not stale,
so I think she was smoking them up until she, um...
she died.
Did you know she was smoking?
Oh, I... I did not tell her dad.
Now I wish I'd let her do everything she wanted to do.
You know, there are so many rules.
Ballet's no joke with the...
the discipline and the dieting and...
I, um, I went through all that, but I quit.
You know, I didn't want Honor to, um...
But now...
Now it doesn't matter, so...
So...
I'm gonna let her do what she wants to do
with this one last thing.
She left last wishes for everyone she loved.
She left ones for you.
You all made a... a list together, right,
a bucket list or something?
Yeah. That's right.
Yeah. Well, Honor wants you
to do all those things on that list,
uh, before graduation, just like you planned.
Piper. Hey!
Don't ever speak for me.
Who do you think you are?
You should have asked, Piper.
I can't do the list. I can't drop everything.
Okay, you two just shut up.
We're not actually doing the list.
You just said that we...
You saw how upset Mrs. Liang was.
So you lied?
Wow.
She'll never know.
Piper, stop making that face.
What face? That's my real face.
It should be its own emoji.
No!
You're gonna get water up my nose.
Oh! Eww! Eww!
Go away, Dillon. Go away.
Okay, guys, come on. Hurry up.
- Get out of the shot. - One, two...
Dillon, move.
- Get over here, Tchaikovsky. - Come in. Come on.
- I'll take it. - Come on, Honor.
We're such a perfect
ethnically layered sandwich right now.
Yeah, like a tampon commercial.
Oh, I love you guys.
Okay, say, "Monkey butt."
Monkey butt!
You ready?
- Ready? - Yeah.
Tie it tight.
- I'm gonna count to 30. - Okay.
And if you don't come up, I am pulling that rope.
- Ready? - Okay.
Here I go.
1, 2, 3,
4, 5, 6,
7, 8, 9,
10, 11, 12...
Can't believe she's gone.
Why?
What do you mean, "Why?"
You weren't friends.
Yeah, but she was cool.
So are we still on for spray tans after school?
Hell, yeah. I am as white as a polar bear's butt crack.
On behalf of the Morrisettes,
Krissy and I are organizing a charity basketball fundraiser
for the Heart Rescue Project in Honor's name.
Get your tickets.
Honor's midnight vigil
should have a sense of integrity, class,
definitely a U2 cover.
Hey, Piper, um,
I know you weren't really friends with Honor,
but I just made a Remember Honor page.
Since you're Class President, could you, you know,
like, share, let people know about it?
Make the background color pink.
Pink was her favorite color.
For Honor's locker,
out of respect for her Japanese heritage.
I think we should find the time capsule
and do the list.
There's no we, Piper.
If we were such good friends,
why didn't she tell us that she was sick?
Good morning, students.
Principal Logan would like to start the day with a few words.
We're going to take a schoolwide moment of silence
in remembrance of Honor Liang.
And while we take a moment to reflect on Honor
and what she meant to the school,
we're going to play her favorite song to dance to,
Bach's Third Orchestral Suite.
She would have danced to the Weeknd over Bach any day.
She hated pink. Her favorite color was purple.
Have you seen her locker?
Yeah. It looks like a fairy threw up.
Don't get me started.
And what's with all that origami shit?
She wasn't even Japanese. Her family's from Taiwan.
Yesterday Honor's mom said we knew her and no one else did.
I mean, it's true. We did.
So I have to do this list,
and if you loved her, you'll do it with me.
I told you we should have gone home first for our suits.
Looks like the rope is still there.
Bet you I find it first.
What do you wanna bet?
There's a boat right there.
Knowing I beat you is the only reward I need.
You're on.
Oh, my God!
Stop kicking water in my face!
I found it.
Kiss my ass.
Help.
Oh, "Free Mo" from when I did that PETA march.
Cotton candy?
No, it was an act of political resistance.
- What? - Remember when Isabella
grew out her armpit hair and dyed it pink?
Oh, my God. Eww. Eww. Eww.
- You're so gross. - Eww.
"Get into the Royal School of Ballet."
Well, she got in, just never got to go.
Okay, let's not get all gloomy.
Just do this, and get it over with.
I mean, let's do the list for Honor.
I can only read six.
Six is easy, right?
Some... Something "break"?
Outbreak?
Jailbreak?
- Jailbreak Mo. - That's right.
You used to make us go to pet stores
and unleash all the parakeets.
Oh, yeah.
Wait. So are you still vegetarian?
Yeah.
Impressive, vegetarian virgin.
♪ We pledge thee our loyalty ♪
♪ Go, Mo, go, Mo ♪
Why is our mascot a goat?
I mean, shouldn't it be, like, a dolphin or a narwhal?
I mean, we're the Mariners, not the Capricorns.
Okay, Mo is, like, under high security.
Coach Johnson is obsessed with him.
Oh, yeah. He keeps Mo locked up, doesn't he?
- Mm-hmm. - So we just need keys.
Who do we know?
You're the popular one.
Oh, no, God.
Only people who aren't popular use the word "popular."
You outted me.
Okay, well, we must know somebody.
Uh, who's the guy that's the mascot?
♪ I'm not ready for love ♪
♪ I'm not ready to kiss and hug ♪
♪ I'm not ready for love ♪
♪ I'm not ready to sit at home ♪
♪ And wait for you ♪
♪ To find the phone, I'm not ready ♪
♪ No, no, baby ♪
♪ I'm not ready for love ♪
- ♪ I'm not ready ♪ - ♪ I'm not ready for love ♪
- ♪ Oh, sugar ♪ - ♪ I'm not ready for love ♪
♪ I'm not ready to fight that fight ♪
♪ I'm not ready to cry all night ♪
♪ Love is the thing I'm not ready to face ♪
♪ So you just gotta go your way ♪
- ♪ I'm not ready ♪ - ♪ I'm not ready for love ♪
- Agh! Gaah! - ♪ Ah, baby ♪
♪ I'm not ready for love ♪
♪ Ready, ah, no, no, not ready ♪
I hope you don't get in trouble for this, Aaron.
I've been the mascot for two years,
and I've never seen Mo in his natural element.
He deserves a night of freedom.
It's almost 10:00.
Where's Piper?
Later, babe.
Oh, my God.
Where's the goat?
Of course you had to show up wasted.
I am not wasted.
You're wasted.
- Ugh. - Eww.
Yeah, you get used to that.
- What is it? - Urine.
Oh, speaking of, I have to cop a squat.
Bucks pee on their entire faces,
like their whole beard and chest area.
Kinky.
You would take it there.
It's actually very natural.
That's right. The, uh, does find it irresistible.
Mo looks pretty content.
You sure he wants to be free?
You try living in captivity for your entire life.
Of course he does.
All right, Mo.
Door's open. Be free.
Come on, Mo. We're trying to set you free.
It's time to roam wild.
Come here, Mo. I have some yummy grass for you can eat.
I think that's fertilized.
No, no, he'll die. He can't eat that.
No, no, goats can eat anything.
I saw one eat a whole tin can once.
- That's a cartoon, Piper. - I think I know the one.
Okay, but let me just go grab him.
How about you let someone who can stand upright do this?
- Come on, Mo. - You can do it.
Free Mo, and end animal mascot cruelty!
After years of severe trauma
by the noise, crowds, chaos of games,
and not to mention being forced to ride on a boat,
Mo is free.
Free Mo!
It's not funny, you guys.
- This is so lame. - Oh. Yeah.
Do you like this song or something a bit more upbeat?
Does the top go up?
No. It's broken.
I just keep praying it doesn't rain.
H-How about this song?
Uh, yeah, sure.
Can you turn it down a little?
What's wrong?
Don't you wanna be seen with me?
No, yeah, it...
it's just that...
you know, I-I'm a girl,
and you're a guy, and it's late, and I just...
I just don't want anyone to think we're...
Right. You have an image to keep up.
So when did you decide you wanted to wait till marriage?
Freshman year, when I started Worth the Wait.
- Why? - I made a pact with someone.
Oh, like, with a guy?
No, not like that.
Just a friend.
I have an idea.
♪ I ♪
♪ Don't wanna be too cool ♪
This is so much fun!
♪ I don't wanna be... ♪
Um, actually I... I want to tell you something.
Could you put this back on?
I... I just feel like I might actually tell you
if I pretend I'm talking to Mo.
You talk to Mo?
Sometimes.
Do you think that's confusing for him,
because I'm like his alter ego or...
Anyway, uh...
here it goes.
I'm a virgin, too.
Not by choice, exactly, but, yeah, I've never done it, so...
maybe we're not so different from each other?
Can I see your ring?
Yeah.
Pretty.
Thank you.
O.M.G. Eww!
Is that what they look like?
Wait. What? Wait. You've never seen one before?
No.
It's so angry-looking.
Ugh. I know.
Wait.
He wants me to send him nudes.
♪ One in a million ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm one in a million ♪
♪ I burned a bridge ♪
♪ And I got out of town ♪
♪ Whispered winds pulled me in ♪
♪ Now I'm not coming down... ♪
Wait. What did you just do?
Oh, I'm just kidding.
I sent him a picture of my granddad
when he went to the beach and lost his Speedos.
Oh, my God. Eww.
♪ Don't make me feel like ♪
♪ I've never known life ♪
♪ I'm one in a million ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm one in a million ♪
♪ Baby, you feel like I've never known life... ♪
You know, when I was dating Antony,
he pressured me all the time.
He told me that if I wanted to kiss and hug,
we'd have to do it first.
I-Is that why you broke up with him?
It's so stupid.
Like, why does it always have to be about sex?
I know.
Why don't we make a pact to stay virgins?
Really?
Yeah. It's us versus the whole school.
Let's wait to have sex until we're married.
Or at least engaged.
Do you see any chicks up here?
Yeah, there's no way we can do this.
That's sexist.
Yeah, totally sexist, but true.
I've researched competitive eating.
If we stand up, it'll give us more room for food.
If we dunk each slice into water,
it'll lubricate the pizza going down our throats.
Ugh. Yeah, no, I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to garlic.
I'm lactose intolerant, but I'm still doing this.
Yeah, I'm just not sure.
What, you're too afraid
to desecrate your perfect online image?
No, I don't care about that.
Sure.
Think of Honor.
Her whole life was grapefruits and hard-boiled eggs.
Uh, we're here for the Big Mama & Papa's Pizza challenge.
Perfecto.
First we need you to challenge another group.
We choose them.
Seriously?
Boom.
- Pow. - Yeah.
- Yeah, I don't know. - Think is gonna be okay.
Bathroom is back there. Okay.
You have one hour to finish these pizzas.
Let's make history, girls.
I mean, I'm on my period, so I've got this.
Pronte, attente, via.
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ Let's go, let's go ♪
♪ It'll all, it'll be all right ♪
♪ Let's go, let's go ♪
♪ So much fun, I can dance all night ♪
♪ 'Cause we're rocking, and we're rolling ♪
♪ Going to the party tonight ♪
♪ Yeah, we're rocking, now we're rolling ♪
♪ Going to the party tonight ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ Let's go, let's go... ♪
What?
It looks like someone threw up on your face.
Okay, have you seen your face?
Or Sophie's?
No, no, no, no, no.
Can't laugh. It hurts.
You have one minute left.
Look, we're not gonna finish.
We just have to beat them,
wipe their saucy smiles off their CrossFit faces.
I can't. No more.
I give in.
No, you can't give in.
Would you let those Worth the Wait girls
star in "Girls Gone Wild"?
Mm-mm.
Then show me your willpower!
Oh, God.
♪ 'Cause we're rockin' ♪
♪ Now we're rollin' ♪
♪ Going to the party tonight ♪
♪ Yeah, we're rocking... ♪
Good job. Proud of you.
♪ Going to the party tonight ♪
- ♪ Yeah, we're rocking ♪ - ♪ Rocking ♪
- ♪ Now we're rolling ♪ - ♪ Rolling... ♪
Time's up.
♪ Yeah, we're rocking, now we're rolling... ♪
Ugh.
We tell no one about this.
Sophie, do you have antacids?
Yeah. They're in my purse.
Oh, no. Block your ears again.
♪ La, la la la la! ♪
♪ La, la la! ♪
Okay, I'm gonna cross this off.
Next one on the list is...
perform at an open mic night.
Piper, this has your name written all over it.
What do you mean?
It's from that time that you choked
before the variety show in eighth grade.
That's right.
It was so embarrassing.
Hey, you cannot talk about embarrassing.
We can literally hear you shitting molten lava.
I hate myself.
You're leaving?
Yeah.
O-Okay.
Bye, Sophie.
Okay, bye.
There's really not a... a good way to say this
or a good time.
Your dad is moving out.
We were gonna wait until after graduation to tell you, but...
Your mom can't live with me for one more second.
You're the one who said our marriage was dead.
Suppose this was a long time coming.
So you're just gonna leave, too?
Got an early-morning lecture.
You seen my jacket?
It's in the back room.
"There's something both frightening
"and yet so very comforting about darkness.
"It's in the way it hugs every curve of your body,
"how it forgives those mountains and plateaus
"that daylight does not.
"In the darkness, you can hide.
"You can hide from pretty much anything,
so you turn off the lights."
I don't even know if it's poetry,
just random thoughts,
brain excrement.
No one's ever read it.
I feel like I'm in the dark,
like I'm hiding.
You do? From what?
I keep listening to "Appassionata."
Beethoven wrote it
when he was losing his hearing and no one knew.
He hid it from everyone.
He was in the dark.
Can I tell you something?
Yeah. What's up?
You should keep writing.
Your brain excrement is good shit.
♪ Let go ♪
♪ We're climbing up a step higher ♪
♪ Let go ♪
♪ We're reaching out to touch gold... ♪
No, no, no, no, no, I am an average white guy.
But I'm expected to somehow be doing awesome,
succeeding, and kicking ass, despite being average.
Because I'm white?
Let me ask you something.
If being white was all it was cracked up to be,
I should be hosting my own show on cable TV, right?
Well, then why am I stuck emceeing this open mic?
'Cause you suck.
Loser.
Yeah, my... my mom showed up, everyone. Heh.
O-Oh, my God.
Guys. Hi.
Uh, w-what are you doing here?
We could ask you the same question.
We're here for the gig later.
Oh.
Thought you were helping your dad?
Uh, yeah. Yeah, I was.
I just... I just saw there...
We're here for open mic night.
Why is that, J-Lo?
Because Honor wanted us to.
"Because Honor wanted us to do it."
Don't embarrass yourself, Leah.
It'll ruin your spray tan.
Oh, you think you're so funny, but just remember.
We have videotape that might just embarrass you.
Come on, Piper.
Troy has some friends stopping by later.
- Come on. - Yeah.
My name is Sophie Stephens, and I'm a virgin.
Frigid.
I created an app called Worth the Wait
to help you control those urges.
How do you control your urges, Sophie?
Best friends AA batteries?
It's... It's fine.
I'm... I'm not ashamed.
I masturbate consciously.
Yeah!
And when I have really overpowering urges,
I go for a run or a spin class.
This is called
"Gentle Mutilation on the Natural State of my Body
in the Name of Being Socially Acceptable."
Can't believe you were ever friends with her.
Thank you.
If you'd like to sign up, and I know all of you do...
You were really good up there.
Whatever.
Thanks, gorgeous.
Hey, guys.
Hey.
What are you doing here?
Nikki Yanofsky's coming on at 10:00.
So you've got time to come see a gig,
but you're too busy to help us pack?
I had finals this week, Issy.
Pack for what?
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
next up, can we have Piper Morley to the stage?
Piper Mor... Piper Morley.
You're going on?
- No. - Yes.
Cool. I'll grab a seat.
Break a nail.
Thank you.
Hey, Barbie, say something.
Yeah. Um...
uh, roses are red,
beer is great,
poems are hard,
beer.
Uh, that's a...
that was a T-shirt I woke up in the other morning.
Um...
Okay. Uh, speaking of beer, um, what...
what do a bottle of Corona and... and a blonde have in common?
No? Uh...
both are empty from the neck up.
Just gonna... Okay.
Um...
uh...
oh, God.
So I'm an only child...
and I've got divorced parents.
Who else here has divorced parents?
I decided to live with my dad.
Why? 'Cause at first,
it was like living with a cool older brother,
'cause he left the toilet seat up,
and I didn't have a curfew.
Plus my mom, she sucks.
But she does make the best banana bacon pancakes ever,
so that's why I still let her come around.
She cheated on my dad for years, and...
uh, now she's with this guy called BMyBae2night,
which I'm pretty sure is, like, the worst possible name
you could have on OkCupid, except for NotAnInternetKiller.
This is also around the time
that I started making bad decisions.
Now, what kind of bad decisions, you may ask?
Here. Actually, let's play a game.
So you guys name a location,
and I will say a bad decision I made in connection to it.
Uh, you in the second row, red sweater next to the guy
who's hoping to sleep with you by the end of the night.
That's my brother.
Oh.
Oh, my bad.
How about Starbucks?
Caused a small, but contained fire.
405 Freeway.
My car was towed while I was still in it,
and I didn't have pants on.
Malibu Beach?
Threw up on a French bulldog and his owner.
Um, I still get the occasional text from him.
The dog, not the owner.
My name's Piper. When I grow up,
I would like to be a boozed-up writer like my dad
or Elizabeth Bishop,
just without the unrequited love and torture part.
- Amen. - Whoo-hoo.
♪ You must be blowin' smoke ♪
♪ High on your supply ♪
♪ Believe in love ♪
♪ Holes in ♪
♪ Sugar, sugar coating ♪
♪ You must be blowin' smoke ♪
♪ Hopeless ♪
♪ Got to get going now ♪
♪ You must be blowin' smoke ♪
♪ Holes in ♪
♪ Sugar coatin' ♪
♪ Ooh hoo ♪
♪ I know you must be blowin' smoke ♪
♪ You must be blowin' smoke ♪
Throw a kick-ass senior year party.
Well, that's your department, Piper.
What?
Isn't that what you, Leah, and Krissy
do for a living, professional partiers?
That's not all we do together.
Okay, sure. Maybe it is,
but the idea is you party with people you wanna hang out with,
you know, not like...
Okay, like it's so great for my image?
I have to tell people that I'm doing research
on women who have been having meaningless sex for years
and how that affects their brain.
Well, maybe if you actually had sex,
you wouldn't be such a psycho with PMS.
Okay, so how are we actually gonna do this,
'cause I can't have the party at my place,
so obviously it has to be at Isabella's.
What? That's impossible.
My parents are doing renovations.
Really?
So it's at Sophie's.
What? No. Mm-mm. No way.
Don't your parents go away, like, every weekend?
Yes, but that's besides the point.
No, I mean, Sophie, it's perfect.
I mean, your house is huge.
You've got a pool and the fire pit in the back.
It's like a perfect make-out spot.
- No, we can't... - No, no, thanks, Sophie.
I'll help clean up. Uh, will you arrange the drinks?
- I already did the invite. - What?
Later.
Piper!
Okay, bacon banana cream pie pancakes.
Yum. Coming up. I'm almost done.
You okay?
Why didn't you go to Honor's funeral?
I was waiting for you.
You didn't have to go.
Yes, I... I wanted to go.
Of course I was gonna go.
I mean, Honor's your friend.
Was.
Is everything okay over here?
You all right?
Yeah. Um, it's good.
Everything's good.
Oh, did I tell you, uh, Dad's dating again?
No.
Yeah, he met some... some great woman.
She's a lawyer,
urban renewal, works pro bono.
She's a redhead, and she drives a Porsche.
Wow, really? That's... Okay. Good.
Yeah, he's really happy.
Okay, I think I found the only clean plate in the entire house.
Thanks, Mom.
Really good.
Okay, good. Good.
Hey, I'm moving in with Colin.
BMyBae2night? That guy?
That was a joke. That was a joke.
His friends h-helped him set up the profile.
I told you that. It doesn't... Actually, I would just like it
if you would call him Colin, all right?
You getting married?
I don't... Maybe, I guess.
Possibly.
Yeah, we are.
Piper, we've got to move on.
Right? I mean, your dad's moving on.
He's dating.
And are you dealing with all of this...
or are you just... are you just keeping it inside
the whole time, or what are you doing?
Actually, you know, your dad was telling me
you've been hanging out with Isabella.
I know you two have been through a lot, and...
but she's always been a really good...
Dad's not dating!
He sleeps on the sofa
and looks like the Dude from "The Big Lebowski,"
so everything is not okay.
Oh.
Sorry.
Piper. Uh...
Oh.
A Porsche and a redhead?
Oh, that's, yeah, a dream.
Dream.
I decorated this whole room
around his terrible brown recliner.
Now look at it.
Heh.
It's what you wanted, wasn't it?
Yes...
but it still hurts.
Just promise me you won't leave me, too.
You've reached Dillon.
You know the drill.
Beep!
Thanks for ignoring my call...
jerk.
♪ Because of you, I ♪
♪ No matter what I do, oh ♪
- ♪ Dance, dance ♪ - ♪ Because of you, I ♪
♪ I wish I never... ♪
It's almost 9:00.
Where is everyone?
Ever heard of being fashionably late?
Or you're just not as popular as you thought.
Oh, what did I tell you about using the word "popular"?
♪ Dance, dance ♪
- ♪ Because of you ♪ - ♪ Dance, dance ♪
♪ I wish I never knew... ♪
Let's have a drink, right?
- Here we go. - This is gonna be fun.
Isabella.
Shouldn't we wait till everyone gets here?
We could, or you know
what's more fun than waiting for everyone?
Not waiting for everyone.
'Cause we, us three, are so fun,
with parties and stuff.
Like, you know, like, it's a...
Cheers of us three, right?
Come on. Let's cheers it.
The amigos.
Uh-huh. Fun.
Ahh.
Nobody's coming.
What do you mean?
I...
might have...
put the wrong day on the invite.
You did not.
Well, I am... I am sort of dyslexic, so...
- Or you're just stupid. - Hey!
Piper, we did all of this for nothing.
No. No, no, no, no.
Hey, hey, it wasn't for nothing. Um, we...
We got to use your mom's super cool punch bowl.
Come on.
Uh, any requests?
Sophie? Sophie? Music?
I know you wanna dance to Carly Rae Jepsen.
Or... Or we could put on some vintage Bieber.
Oh, wait!
Oh, it's on.
♪ Supernova, sugar candy ♪
♪ Sugar candy, cool it off, and cool it off ♪
♪ And pour it on the, pour it on the supernova, supernova ♪
♪ Sugar candy, sugar candy, cool it off, and cool it off ♪
♪ And pour it on the, pour it on the supernova, supernova ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ Come on, yeah, I own it ♪
♪ I want it ♪
♪ I've got it ♪
♪ I want it ♪
♪ I own it ♪
♪ I want it ♪
♪ I got it ♪
♪ Words, waking soft ♪
♪ Waking slow ♪
♪ Fading into focus... ♪
This is the best.
♪ Every pose ♪
♪ Holding in the moment ♪
♪ Every fall, every rise ♪
♪ Falling on your shoulders ♪
♪ And I'm trying not to try so hard for you... ♪
How do you even walk in those?
They're like knives.
I walk the walk.
Or what, Leah and Krissy will stage a mutiny
and gouge your eyes out with a stiletto?
Pretty much.
What do you guys even do together,
you, Leah, and Krissy?
Nothing, really.
It's more just like we're, like, seen together.
Your friends are nasty bitches.
I can't stand them.
Then why do they call you J-Lo?
J-Lo is cool.
Not J-Lo, like "Jenny from the Block."
Jell-O, like pudding.
Oh.
Remember when Honor used to put her jeans in the dryer
before we went out so they'd be super tight?
Remember that white pair?
God, the guys would lose their shit when she wore those.
What happened between you and Honor?
I mean, Piper and me, that was obvious,
but you guys...
We drifted apart.
I miss Honor.
Hi.
Issy said there was a party or something,
a kick-ass senior party?
Oh. Oh, yeah.
Uh, it's already over.
Also never really started. Um...
Isabella's asleep.
Can I come in?
I loved seeing you onstage the other night.
You were funny.
That was very brave.
Brave? Uh, mm-mm.
See, that's a... that's a code word for,
"should not have, like, word-vomited
all of my mental problems."
"Run for the hills.
There's a crazy lady on the stage."
Hey, stop that.
You know, I've always had a thing for you.
Really? Hmm.
What type of thing?
You know, like, a thing.
Mm. Like a big thing,
or like a small thing?
I'd like to think it's a big thing.
I don't think Isabella would like this.
Actually, I know she wouldn't.
We could play cards.
I would destroy you at bridge.
♪ And I want to ♪
♪ And I want to get by ♪
Oh, my God.
Are you okay?
I think I saw David Bowie last night.
Who was that?
I don't know.
Sounded like it came from the fire pit.
Oh, no, no, no.
You know, air bags are important.
You don't want...
Oh, no, no, no. My parents are here.
Uh, what should we do?
- I... I don't know. - We should hide.
Okay, yeah. Hide. In the closet.
- In the closet. In the closet. - No, no, no!
- Behind the couch. - Okay, okay, behind...
Lewis, there's been a break-in!
- Sophie! Sophie! Oh, my God! - What? What?
Please, please tell me you're okay?
Sophie! Soph! What...
What is... What is this?
Hey, Siri,
what's the best way to get gum out of pubic hair?
Okay, here's what I found on the web
for "what's the best way to get gum out of pubic hair?"
Mayonnaise.
Look at this place.
It's like wild animals stormed through the house.
I mean, I used to have parties when I was a kid,
but n-nothing like this.
This is like a... a rager or something.
This... This utter and complete carnage.
Yes. Good word.
Mom, we did not have a party. I promise.
Nobody came over.
No boys. It was just me, Isabella, and Piper.
You expect us to believe that you three girls did all of this?
You know what? Maybe you will think
being grounded is equally funny.
Yeah, Sophie, I don't know what's come over you.
You know, you disappoint me.
You, too, Isabella! Expected more from you.
I did not.
I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Stephens.
What the...
Here's what I found on the web
for "what's the second-best way to get gum out of pubic hair?"
Ice cubes.
♪ The Morrisettes are gonna bring it ♪
♪ The Morrisettes are gonna swing it ♪
♪ The Morrisettes are gonna fire it up ♪
♪ And the Mariners are gonna triumph ♪
♪ Yeah, the Mariners are gonna triumph ♪
♪ Yeah, the Mariners... ♪
♪ Oh, the Mariners are gonna triumph ♪
Thanks for helping us clean.
Oh, I had to sneak out a guy.
Was that who was screaming?
Yeah, gum got caught in his pubes.
- Ow. - Yeah.
So who's the guy?
Oh, just some... It's a model I met at Sunset Tower.
So original.
Yeah.
I love that you're still doing this.
This looks like your best issue yet.
You read it?
So, number five.
Yeah, I... I can't read it. This one.
Okay, let me see.
Get back at...
Get... Get back...
I mean, if we can't read it,
we should just skip to the last one.
No, no, no, no, no.
Rest. Test. Get...
No. Okay, give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me.
Lean. Something lean.
Get back and lean?
Gig... That says, "giggle," though.
Giggle lean.
- Giggle? - Giggle and lean?
Jiggle.
- Huh? - What?
Jiggle.
Get back at the Morrisettes for the jiggle test.
You girls made it
to the final cut of the Morrisettes.
The Morrisettes have been an institution since what year?
Um, 2010.
Correct.
A Morrisette is a model of health,
beauty, athleticism, and what?
Sisterhood.
Yes, sisterhood.
It is the highest honor you can imagine to be a Morrisette.
Do you have what it takes to be one of us?
- Yes. - Yes.
- We can't hear you. - Yes!
Are you willing to do what it takes?
- Yes! - Yes!
Strip down to your bra and underwear.
Don't worry. We've got this.
Now do the cheer.
Five, six, seven, eight.
♪ Morrisettes are everywhere ♪
♪ Mariners fight like they don't care ♪
♪ Twerking it, working it, from the right ♪
♪ Hey, Mariners, go take up the fight ♪
♪ The Morrisettes are gonna bring it ♪
Flashlights over here.
♪ The Morrisettes are gonna swing it ♪
♪ The Morrisettes are gonna fire it up ♪
♪ And the Mariners are gonna triumph ♪
♪ The Mariners are gonna triumph ♪
After careful consideration,
we've come to a decision.
Isabella, you did not pass the jiggle test.
We can't offer you a spot on the Morrisettes.
You're welcome to go on a diet and try out again next year.
But we do caution you not to expose our selection methods,
or we will expose your audition tape as well.
Way to go, Jell-O.
So, what do you think of my plan?
I mean, they're your people, subhuman as they are.
They're gonna hate you for doing this.
Yeah, I don't really care.
It's almost graduation, and I never have to see them again.
Then I'm in.
Didn't know you had it in you.
Oh, Sophie, can you hack the lights above the court?
Sophie?
I'm sorry, but I can't do this.
Why?
Maybe this isn't a big deal for you guys.
I mean, you guys do these types of things all the time.
But it is for me.
We said we'd do the list...
for Honor.
I know, but don't guilt me out about Honor.
This isn't exactly on the list.
If anyone should have reservations, it's me.
I'm the one with the jiggly bits.
Oh, shut up. You're hot.
And Sophie, you are, too.
Sophie, you should be proud of your body.
This isn't about me being proud of my body.
I'm not doing this, because I'm not a slut!
Whoa.
Yeah, okay, tell us how you really feel.
- I'm sorry. - Don't be.
If this makes me a slut,
then I am the biggest, sloppiest one of them all.
I didn't mean for it to come out like that.
You know, for someone who hasn't had sex,
you certainly make everything about it.
You're always teasing me about being a virgin.
Yeah, you judge me for not being one.
Listen. I don't care that you haven't had sex.
I think it's awesome that you're choosing that.
Be you, but I am so sick of you judging me.
Oh, hey, Sophie.
Yeah.
Sorry for interrupting.
Oh, no, don't worry about it.
I... I--I didn't know you were so health conscious.
Oh, yeah, no one realizes
how in shape you've gotta be to be the mascot.
You know, a lot of running and jumping.
Yeah, that... that's cool you take it so seriously.
Yeah, well, games can get intense.
Uh, yeah, actually that's kind of
what I wanted to ask you about.
Another favor? Yes.
Uh, but you don't even know what I'm gonna ask you.
Well, the answer's yes,
but only if you'll go to prom with me.
We got you!
- Go! Go! - Heads up! Heads up!
Okay, yeah.
Awesome.
You... You didn't tell me what the favor was.
I'm in.
Go, Mariners!
Hey.
Hey. Uh, I grabbed your uniform.
Thanks.
I am so nervous.
Oh, yeah. I've peed, like, eight times.
That's a lot, even for you.
Piper.
Yeah?
It's not good.
Just in case we don't live to tell...
this one isn't just for Honor.
It's for you.
I think you should be the one to cross it off the list.
Thanks.
Someone really wants your attention.
Is it Ball Sac on Ice?
Hey.
Never thought I'd be doing this.
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome the Morrisettes of Morris High!
Five, six, seven, eight.
♪ Morrisettes are everywhere ♪
♪ Mariners fight like they don't care ♪
♪ Twerking it, working it from the right ♪
♪ Hey, Mariners, go take up the fight ♪
♪ The Morrisettes, they're gonna bring it ♪
♪ The Morrisettes are... ♪
The Morrisettes use blackmail
and body shaming as audition tactics.
- What? - We say no more!
What's going on?
Ahh...
♪ Oh, I say, "Hello," you say, "Hell, no" ♪
♪ I say, "Hello," you say, "Hell, no" ♪
♪ We won't take no more of this, hell, no ♪
♪ You can't take us anywhere ♪
♪ 'Cause we jiggle, jiggle, jiggle like we just don't care ♪
♪ Wiggling, jiggling to the right ♪
♪ If you wanna swipe left ♪
♪ Better put up a fight ♪
♪ Don't be afraid, 'cause we gorgeous ♪
♪ Don't be ashamed, 'cause we're serious ♪
♪ This is no game, not faking this ♪
♪ We're gonna make you look ridiculous ♪
♪ We say, "Hello," you say, "Hell, no" ♪
♪ Hello, hell, no, hello, hell, no ♪
♪ We won't take no more of this, hell, no! ♪
♪ If you wanna feel the heat, you gotta bring it ♪
♪ If you wanna see the moves, you gotta swing it ♪
♪ If you want a real girl, you gotta try it ♪
♪ 'Cause these little bitches gonna riot ♪
♪ 'Cause these little bitches gonna riot! ♪
♪ A-B-C-D-G-A-F ♪
♪ A-B-C-D-G-A-F! ♪
Hey, Leah, go ahead.
Post my video.
We did it!
Pants. Put on these pants. Pants.
♪ Stood, my dear, oh, mother ♪
♪ Oh, Lord, just keep on ♪
♪ Keep on screaming and a-crying ♪
♪ Oh, Lord, I wonder... ♪
That was epic.
Most amazing thing I've ever done.
After tonight, Piper Morley, you'll be a legend.
- Go, go, go, go! - ♪ Oh, Lord ♪
♪ They're in the weather... ♪
Hi, Piper.
Where are you?
Uh, it's us again. We were at the playground.
Now we have to walk Sophie home, so just call me when you can.
- Bye. - Hey.
Hey, it's... it's Isabella, right?
Saw your cheer at halftime.
Damn.
You got some big brass ovaries.
See you in a whole different light.
Thanks.
Bye. Good night.
Hey, so, uh, we wanna volunteer
to be your next conquests,
get our swerve on with the curvy one.
Are you propositioning me?
Hey, don't act so shocked.
I mean, you have your tongue
down everyone's throat at school,
and you, uh, advertised yourself
in a pretty major way tonight.
All I'm saying is I'm interested in buying it.
I can wear or not wear whatever I want.
And I can hook up with who I want when I want.
Tonight was the proudest moment in my entire stupid little life,
and apparently you guys didn't get the point.
So maybe this will help.
What, are you kidding me?!
Hey, you got daddy issues!
- Oh, my God. - Agh!
Don't say anything.
I was gonna say that was awesome!
Isabella!
This may be the final two weeks
of your life at this school, but do not think
for one moment that your little halftime
burlesque routine will go unpunished.
Now tell me who the third girl was
who stripped wearing the mascot head.
Aaron Masey is coming in right after you,
so you girls better be the one to tell me.
Well, maybe denying you the chance to go to prom
will have you speaking up.
I don't even wanna go to prom.
Then you can find yourself
on the prom clean-up committee.
Gregory, put Isabella Walker
on the prom clean-up committee, please.
Is this even necessary?
The girls are over 18.
It was a song of political protest,
and let me say, if they were boys,
would we even be in here?
It is very necessary,
and I will get to the bottom of this.
Piper, was Dillon Walker part of this?
You were seen in his car afterward before speeding off.
No. Um, uh, no.
Um, Dillon wasn't.
He... We were, uh...
He just gave me a ride.
That's where you were?
We waited for you for hours.
I just needed to get away. I just got in his car.
Well, that's called aiding and abetting.
Can we just get to the point, Principal Logan?
This is not something my son would orchestrate,
and Isabella would never, in a million years...
Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
You're not suggesting Piper's all to blame?
Excuse me. Who are you?
I'm Colin.
I'm Colin Flynn.
Yes, but who are you?
Why are you here?
Well, Piper, hi. It's nice to finally meet you.
I'm your mom's fiancé.
No, no, this isn't happening.
Let's just all calm down here.
Okay? Let's just take a deep breath,
get back to what we're talking about, please.
- Hi. - Oh, my God. Hi.
Piper, I... Colin, what are you doing here?
Well, they called me, 'cause they couldn't find you.
Yeah, and I apologize. I was in court.
Well, it's nice to see you got your priorities straight,
- as always. - You know what? Take it easy.
At least I'm sober.
I'm taking it easy, huh?
Everyone, please.
There's no need to be so abrasive.
Are you defending her? That is so typical.
Abrasive?
Who's abrasive, Mike?
You slept with my wife.
- Oh, my God. - I mean, when she was my wife
and before she slept with this douche bag.
- Okay. - What?
I mean, come on. What kind of... I'm not a man?
What kind of man wears a tank top in public?
- What? - I did see Bradley Cooper
wearing a tank top yesterday at happy hour.
It does work on the right kind of man.
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
I just put two and two together.
You, you are BMyBae2night.
- How... - Oh, my God, this is great.
That is so good.
Congratulations.
You deserve all of it.
Piper.
Good morning, Mariners.
- A reminder to all seniors... - Isabella, wait!
deposits for cap and gown must be received by tomorrow.
Are you sleeping with Dillon?
Just let me explain.
Explain what?
It's written all over your face.
Yes, or no?
Is my brother Ball Sac on Ice?
Yes.
Isabella!
You know what? I don't care.
School's almost over, and I never have to see you again.
Oh, of course. Just walk away.
Yeah, that's what you did with our parents.
We were going through the same thing,
but you got to keep your family, and I got nothing.
Well, my dad's moving out, and you're hooking up
with my brother, so I call bullshit.
I cannot believe you two.
All this time has passed,
Honor is dead,
and you still can't let it go!
This is the reason our friendship broke up,
not because of something your parents did.
You can't even admit you're the mystery mascot stripper.
Don't pretend you have anything figured out.
I can't get suspended. After that party, my parents...
Oh, forget it. I don't even want you on my side.
Oh, my God.
I hate you both.
You know what? Fuck the list!
What?
Oh, my God.
Isabella, you don't mean that!
♪ You've been running ♪
- ♪ Running all your life ♪ - No longer.
Put 'em down. Put 'em down.
You were supposed to be pillars at our school.
Very disappointed.
♪ You've been running ♪
♪ Until tonight ♪
♪ I know you're hurting ♪
Dad, I made you a sandwich.
- ♪ I can see the whole world ♪ - Oh.
I'm not hungry, Piper.
♪ I can see the stars ♪
♪ Falling down like rain ♪
♪ I can see a truth in you ♪
♪ When you move ♪
♪ I can see the whole world moving ♪
♪ I can see a truth in you ♪
♪ When you move ♪
♪ You've been running ♪
♪ Running all your life ♪
To the bride and groom.
♪ You're my ♪
♪ Sugar daddy ♪
♪ You're my ♪
♪ Sugar daddy ♪
- ♪ My sweet ♪ - ♪ Sugar daddy ♪
♪ Sugar daddy ♪
♪ You played the part, and you won my heart ♪
♪ You sweet sugar daddy ♪
♪ Sugar daddy ♪
- ♪ You're my ♪ - ♪ Sugar daddy ♪
♪ Sugar daddy ♪
♪ I think about you in the morning ♪
♪ Sugar daddy ♪
♪ And in the evening ♪
- ♪ And in the evening ♪ - ♪ Sugar daddy ♪
♪ It might sound strange ♪
♪ I'd rather fight than change ♪
♪ You sweet sugar daddy ♪
♪ If I ever thought ♪
♪ I was losing your love, I would die ♪
- ♪ If you ever ♪ - ♪ Sugar daddy ♪
- ♪ Trade me, baby, never ♪ - ♪ Sugar daddy ♪
- Oh, my God. - ♪ You played the part ♪
- ♪ And you won my heart ♪ - Oh, my God!
- What the... - What are you doing?
What are you... I am gonna kill you.
What are you... What is wrong with you?
Hey! Piper, what is wrong with you?
You! You are what's wrong with me!
What you did to dad.
- What you did to me. - No.
- You've ruined everything! - Oh, Piper, please!
- Oh, stop! - Uh-huh.
Oh, you know you're gonna get sick of BMyBae2night
and go on to someone else
who makes it seem like everything is possible.
But guess what? It's not gonna matter,
'cause the problem is you!
Don't you...
I'm sorry.
Why?
Why did you do it?
I... I hate you.
I really do.
Piper...
You... You were supposed to be my mom.
Piper, I'm sorry.
I am sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm... I'm... Piper.
Piper...
can I come in?
It's just me, Dad.
They got another room.
They wanted to call security,
but I said I'd come and talk to you.
I'm really sorry.
I really messed up.
Well, you've always been precocious.
You get that from your mom.
I knew about Isabella's dad.
What?
Wh-What do you mean?
I, uh...
I was letting it go on.
Why?
I... I don't... I don't understand.
I was scared,
but I loved your mom very much,
and I, uh, you know,
I just couldn't get my shit together.
And I feel like I gotta tell you that,
because, you know,
I see that you blame everything on your mom.
I mean, look, it doesn't mean
I want you to pee all over my bed.
Felt really good.
My God, I bet it did.
Dad, I think I have a...
I think I have a problem with drinking.
I hate myself for it.
Let's go home.
Come on.
Let's get cleaned up.
Both of us.
Oh, my Lord. I can't believe
Haley thought it was a good idea to wear that.
Ohh. Ah, and look at her hair.
What a shame.
- Sophie, look. - Look.
Who wrote that?
Troy.
He said they did it after she stripped at the basketball game.
Really?
Yeah.
Sophie.
Why would you do that?
You didn't have to out yourself.
It wasn't fair to Isabella, Piper, you...
and Honor.
I bet Honor would have loved
you sticking it to the Morrisettes.
That's who I made the pact with.
Oh.
The last time...
I spoke to her, we had a huge fight.
She broke our pact.
That's why we weren't friends anymore.
Now she's dead,
and the last thing I said to her
was, "You're such a slut."
And I just wish I could tell her I'm sorry.
- Hey. - Hey.
Try your gown on yet?
No. Not yet.
Thanks for telling everyone you were the mystery stripper.
Wish I could wear the mascot head
for graduation tomorrow.
Hey.
Why are we here?
We only have one more.
I don't care about the list.
Yes, you do. Okay, maybe not about me,
but you care about Honor.
No.
Sorry, not sorry.
Just no.
I'll come with you.
Thanks.
♪ We've got all the time in the world ♪
♪ We've got all the time... ♪
What are you doing?
You wouldn't call me back, so...
Also I wanted to pick up mom's leftovers.
Asshole.
I know. I am.
I'm really sorry.
Hey! Hey, sport. Wanna turn it down?
Just a second, okay?
I'm trying to apologize to my sister.
- It's almost 2 A.M. - Yeah, I know.
I've slept with her best friend and been a crap brother.
She's had to deal with everything alone.
Yeah, and I have to get up in a couple of hours.
Cry me a river.
- Is that a song request? - No!
I'm almost done.
The last thing I wanna tell her
is that when she goes to college,
I'm gonna take care of mom,
and I'm gonna keep an eye on dad, and I'm gonna be here,
and she shouldn't let family shit
get in the way of friendship.
Oh, for God's sakes.
I've screwed up,
- and I hope she forgives me. - ♪ It's okay ♪
- ♪ It's okay ♪
♪ It's okay ♪
- ♪ It's okay ♪ - ♪ It's okay ♪
♪ Oh oh oh, oh oh, oh oh ♪
♪ Don't hold back, here we go ♪
♪ We've got all the time, we will carry each other ♪
♪ Oh oh oh, oh oh, oh oh ♪
♪ I will never let you go ♪
♪ I'm right here for you more than you will ever know ♪
♪ Oh oh oh, oh oh, oh oh ♪
- ♪ I will never let you go ♪ - Ready?
♪ I'm right here for you more than you will ever know ♪
Ready.
What'd I miss?
Just the dancing part.
You guys can't dance for shit.
I missed you so much.
Come here.
Now it's Honor's turn.
Yeah.
Wow.
A grown-ass person
reduced to this tiny, little Tupperware container.
Uh, no. No.
I think it's probably just her foot or something.
I don't know.
Her mom stole some of the ashes from the urn for us.
"No one can sum up the life of a person
"with a collection of poetic words
"as easily as a coffin or urn can contain
the last earthly remains of someone's existence."
"Does the perfectly chosen word
"prove how much someone was loved?
"Maybe.
"But Honor, I knew without words or poetry or song
"how much I loved you
by the gaping hole that's been torn from my heart."
"We love you."
"Sorry we weren't there for you at the end,
but we're here for you now."
Bye, Honor.
We will...
Oh, shit! Oh, God.
That did not just happen.
- Oh, shit. I'm sorry! - Piper, what did you do?
Oh, sorry, Honor.
Okay, let's try this again.
Bye, Honor.
Keep on dancing.
Hi, guys.
I know we haven't talked in forever.
But I think about you guys all the time.
I want to tell you everything, but I'm scared.
I have this heart condition.
There. I said it.
My life is now just a game of chance.
I'm scared about dying,
scared about not being the perfect one,
the strong one,
so instead I'm making this cheesy video.
And by the way, this is, like, the third or fourth take.
What I wanna say is be fierce,
make mistakes, fall in love.
Do it now, today.
You know, life is too short
to hate and hold grudges against the people you love,
because they're the ones you think about
when you're counting down
the years, months, weeks, days you have left.
I don't know if my next dance is going to be my last...
but I'd hate myself if I didn't get to tell you this.
Live your life to the fullest,
the way we did when we were always together.
Can you promise me that?
Come on. Like you need a guilt trip from the dead girl.
I mean, that's, like, if I die.
Go on. Make another list.
Do the list.
Love each other. Love life.
Who knows? Maybe I'll be doing the list with you
and this is just me talking to me.
I miss you, Sophie.
I miss you, Piper.
I miss you, Isabella.
I wanna hang out again soon.
Subtitles by explosiveskull
♪ Stranger than fiction ♪
♪ Still, it is true ♪
♪ I've got a vision ♪
♪ If it's cool with you ♪
♪ I'm a modern woman ♪
♪ In the modern world ♪
♪ Living is dangerous ♪
♪ When you are a girl ♪
♪ All hail ♪
♪ You learn by imitation ♪
♪ You've got so much to learn ♪
♪ We've got it now ♪
♪ You must wait your turn ♪
♪ Call it intuition ♪
♪ Call it what you like ♪
♪ We've got it now ♪
♪ Let's make it right ♪
♪ All hail ♪
♪ There's nothing I wouldn't do for you ♪
♪ That you wouldn't do for me ♪
♪ There's nothing I wouldn't say for you ♪
♪ That you wouldn't say for me ♪
♪ There's no one I'd allow to keep you far away from me ♪
♪ There's nothing I wouldn't give for you ♪
♪ That you wouldn't give for me ♪
♪ So for how many years have we wanted to say ♪
♪ That we've said it all, there's nothing left to say? ♪
♪ And for how many years have we wanted to live? ♪
♪ Now we've lived it all, and everything's okay ♪
- ♪ Yeah, it's okay ♪ - ♪ It's okay ♪
- ♪ It's okay ♪
♪ Oh oh oh, oh oh, oh oh ♪
♪ Don't hold back, here we go ♪
♪ We've got all the time, we will carry each other ♪
♪ Oh oh oh, oh oh, oh oh ♪
♪ I will never let you go ♪
♪ I'm right here for you more than you will ever know ♪
♪ We've got all the time in the world ♪
♪ So for how many years have we wanted to say ♪
♪ That we've said it all, there's nothing left to say? ♪
♪ And for how many years have we wanted to live? ♪
♪ Now we've lived it all, and everything's okay ♪
- ♪ Yeah, it's okay ♪ - ♪ It's okay ♪
- ♪ It's okay ♪
♪ Oh oh oh, oh oh, oh oh ♪
♪ Don't hold back, here we go ♪
♪ We've got all the time, we will carry each other ♪
♪ Oh oh oh, oh oh, oh oh ♪
♪ I will never let you go ♪
♪ I'm right here for you more than you will ever know ♪
♪ We've got all the time in the world ♪
♪ Oh oh oh, oh oh, oh oh ♪
♪ I will never let you go ♪
♪ I'm right here for you more than you will ever know ♪