1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:02,273 --> 00:00:04,573 Attention, citizens of the Internet. 2 00:00:04,575 --> 00:00:07,709 We are calling upon every able-bodied viewer 3 00:00:07,711 --> 00:00:11,564 for another adrenalized tour of duty for Shay's Army. 4 00:00:11,566 --> 00:00:12,789 I am General Shay. 5 00:00:12,791 --> 00:00:14,382 And I am Major Mitch. 6 00:00:14,384 --> 00:00:16,284 - And I'm Jess... - Shut the hell up, Jessie. 7 00:00:16,286 --> 00:00:17,752 Seriously, no one's gonna recognize you. 8 00:00:17,754 --> 00:00:19,654 Not without a microwave cemented on your head. 9 00:00:19,656 --> 00:00:22,023 We're coming to you live from Hacienda Park 10 00:00:22,025 --> 00:00:24,993 where we have a stunt so daring... 11 00:00:24,995 --> 00:00:27,195 A video so bold... 12 00:00:27,197 --> 00:00:28,669 - It might... - Just... 13 00:00:28,671 --> 00:00:30,871 Break the Internet! 14 00:00:30,873 --> 00:00:34,207 We're about to turn this merry-go-round... 15 00:00:34,209 --> 00:00:36,810 Into a scary-go-round. 16 00:00:38,147 --> 00:00:40,313 Oh. 17 00:00:40,315 --> 00:00:43,249 Daddy likes. Whoo! 18 00:00:43,251 --> 00:00:44,684 Jessie, you ready to take a ride 19 00:00:44,686 --> 00:00:47,383 into infinity and beyond? 20 00:00:47,385 --> 00:00:48,474 Perfect. 21 00:00:48,476 --> 00:00:51,404 - Ready, set... - Spin. 22 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:01,033 Look at him go. It's beautiful. 23 00:01:11,645 --> 00:01:14,246 Oh, you're really burning rubber. 24 00:01:18,519 --> 00:01:20,352 - Whoa! - Oh. Oh. 25 00:01:20,354 --> 00:01:22,287 Yo, shut him down, man. 26 00:01:29,463 --> 00:01:31,062 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 27 00:01:31,064 --> 00:01:32,130 Not again! 28 00:01:32,132 --> 00:01:33,665 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 29 00:01:34,470 --> 00:01:36,092 _ 30 00:01:36,094 --> 00:01:40,410 _ 31 00:01:40,412 --> 00:01:42,375 _ 32 00:01:44,778 --> 00:01:47,446 So what, now they got self-driving motorcycles? 33 00:01:47,448 --> 00:01:48,937 Wouldn't that defeat the point? 34 00:01:48,939 --> 00:01:50,261 That rider couldn't have gone far. 35 00:01:50,263 --> 00:01:52,851 Buck, Eddie, hose that down and turn that bike off. 36 00:01:57,957 --> 00:01:59,156 Think I saw Christopher 37 00:01:59,158 --> 00:02:01,191 watching a video like this online. 38 00:02:01,193 --> 00:02:03,127 That bike wasn't on fire. 39 00:02:03,129 --> 00:02:04,795 Hey, can you hear me? 40 00:02:04,797 --> 00:02:06,130 Oh! Oh. 41 00:02:06,132 --> 00:02:07,331 Uh... 42 00:02:07,333 --> 00:02:08,853 All right, let's get him off of there. 43 00:02:15,642 --> 00:02:17,475 His pupils are extremely dilated. 44 00:02:17,477 --> 00:02:19,977 Globe luxation in both eyes 45 00:02:19,979 --> 00:02:21,312 causing them to bulge out. 46 00:02:21,314 --> 00:02:22,846 Blood pressure's off the charts. 47 00:02:22,848 --> 00:02:25,216 - Starting a line. - Albert, what happened to him? 48 00:02:25,218 --> 00:02:26,317 Depending on how many times 49 00:02:26,319 --> 00:02:28,152 he was spinning around like that, it could be G-lock. 50 00:02:28,154 --> 00:02:30,032 G-force poisoning from the force of the spin? 51 00:02:30,034 --> 00:02:32,790 Right now, all his blood is pooling inside his head. 52 00:02:32,792 --> 00:02:34,024 It's pressing against his brain. 53 00:02:34,026 --> 00:02:35,693 That's why he's out cold. 54 00:02:35,695 --> 00:02:37,968 We don't get that swelling down, he could have a stroke. 55 00:02:37,970 --> 00:02:40,164 We've gotta get him stable enough for transport. 56 00:02:40,166 --> 00:02:42,239 Running isotonic fluids. 57 00:02:42,241 --> 00:02:44,675 Wait, I feel like I know this guy. 58 00:02:44,677 --> 00:02:46,777 All right, BP's stabilizing. 59 00:02:46,779 --> 00:02:48,545 Administering numbing drops. 60 00:02:48,547 --> 00:02:50,380 I'll hold back the curtains 61 00:02:50,382 --> 00:02:53,951 while you show these guests to their seats. 62 00:02:53,953 --> 00:02:57,221 All right. 63 00:02:57,223 --> 00:02:59,656 Here you go. 64 00:03:07,161 --> 00:03:08,516 Cap, we're good here. 65 00:03:08,518 --> 00:03:10,090 All right, let's get him up and transported 66 00:03:10,092 --> 00:03:12,436 to the nearest neurosurgery trauma center. 67 00:03:12,438 --> 00:03:14,939 I can see. Thank you. 68 00:03:14,941 --> 00:03:16,140 Who did this to you? 69 00:03:18,009 --> 00:03:19,109 Oh, I have an idea. 70 00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:25,181 You think Jessie's okay? He looks really messed up. 71 00:03:25,183 --> 00:03:26,616 I'm sure he's fine. 72 00:03:26,618 --> 00:03:28,384 Maybe we should go to the hospital. 73 00:03:28,386 --> 00:03:30,887 Afraid you're gonna be otherwise occupied. 74 00:03:30,889 --> 00:03:34,023 You're under arrest for trespassing, vandalism, 75 00:03:34,025 --> 00:03:37,326 reckless endangerment, and disturbing the peace. 76 00:03:37,328 --> 00:03:39,129 - You can't prove anything. - Don't need to. 77 00:03:39,131 --> 00:03:42,639 You fools livestreamed your confession on the Internet. 78 00:03:42,641 --> 00:03:44,067 Hey, guys. Remember us? 79 00:03:44,069 --> 00:03:46,522 You've gotta be kidding me. How small is this town? 80 00:03:46,524 --> 00:03:48,438 Don't think you're posting that without our permission. 81 00:03:48,439 --> 00:03:50,073 Yeah, even if you did, 82 00:03:50,075 --> 00:03:51,507 just gonna get us more followers. 83 00:03:51,509 --> 00:03:53,243 Nah, this is just for an audience of one. 84 00:03:56,681 --> 00:04:00,182 Man, I really need new friends. 85 00:04:13,184 --> 00:04:16,184 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 86 00:04:18,936 --> 00:04:20,303 Oh, I know that smile. 87 00:04:21,406 --> 00:04:23,172 Pair of aces. 88 00:04:30,281 --> 00:04:31,480 Flush. 89 00:04:31,482 --> 00:04:33,349 - Oh! - Yes! 90 00:04:33,351 --> 00:04:34,550 He falls for it every time. 91 00:04:34,552 --> 00:04:36,184 How does this keep on happening? 92 00:04:36,186 --> 00:04:37,819 Because you suck at poker. 93 00:04:37,821 --> 00:04:40,355 Spoken by someone who also sucks at poker. 94 00:04:40,357 --> 00:04:42,757 No judgment, but maybe you should quit while you're behind. 95 00:04:42,759 --> 00:04:44,025 Wow. 96 00:04:44,027 --> 00:04:46,361 Who needs more wine? Kay. 97 00:04:46,363 --> 00:04:48,029 I'm gonna need something stronger. 98 00:04:48,031 --> 00:04:50,131 Thanks again for having me. This was fun. 99 00:04:50,133 --> 00:04:51,700 For some of us. 100 00:04:51,702 --> 00:04:53,267 Well, all our couple friends were busy, 101 00:04:53,269 --> 00:04:55,437 so we figured we would target solos. 102 00:04:55,439 --> 00:04:58,005 If I didn't know better, I'd say you were setting us up. 103 00:04:58,007 --> 00:05:00,174 Oh, no, I like you way too much to set you up with my brother. 104 00:05:00,176 --> 00:05:01,209 Uh, hey now. 105 00:05:01,211 --> 00:05:02,977 And I love you too much 106 00:05:02,979 --> 00:05:04,646 to let you keep being 107 00:05:04,648 --> 00:05:08,015 so incredibly, tragically... 108 00:05:08,017 --> 00:05:09,651 Some might say embarrassingly. 109 00:05:09,653 --> 00:05:11,152 Single. 110 00:05:11,154 --> 00:05:12,687 Tragic seems a bit much. 111 00:05:12,689 --> 00:05:14,356 Closest you've gotten to turning on a woman 112 00:05:14,358 --> 00:05:16,980 in the past few months is shouting out, "Hey, Siri!" 113 00:05:16,982 --> 00:05:18,425 Well, she's very good to me. 114 00:05:18,427 --> 00:05:20,719 She sings me songs, she delivers me food, 115 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:23,611 she tells me where to be, when, and how to get there, 116 00:05:23,613 --> 00:05:24,879 and that is pretty much love. 117 00:05:24,881 --> 00:05:26,581 - The rest I... - Ew, no! 118 00:05:26,583 --> 00:05:28,316 Oh, no, no, no. Dear God, I don't wanna know. 119 00:05:28,318 --> 00:05:31,153 All right, all right, just ease up on the solos. 120 00:05:31,155 --> 00:05:32,254 It's hard out here. 121 00:05:32,256 --> 00:05:33,922 See? Thank you. 122 00:05:33,924 --> 00:05:35,323 It's LA. 123 00:05:35,325 --> 00:05:37,526 Everybody's always in their car 124 00:05:37,528 --> 00:05:39,794 or looking at their phones. 125 00:05:39,796 --> 00:05:41,342 Or in their car looking at their phones. 126 00:05:41,344 --> 00:05:43,365 And we're stuck with online dating, which is... 127 00:05:43,367 --> 00:05:44,566 An absolute nightmare. 128 00:05:44,568 --> 00:05:46,868 The crazies, the randos, the catfishers, 129 00:05:46,870 --> 00:05:48,836 and not to mention the liars. 130 00:05:48,838 --> 00:05:52,374 Profile pics brought to you by Photoshop. 131 00:05:52,376 --> 00:05:54,609 Face it, guys. You two got lucky. 132 00:05:54,611 --> 00:05:55,700 They did. 133 00:05:55,702 --> 00:05:59,281 You guys have no idea how hard it is out there 134 00:05:59,283 --> 00:06:01,015 for the solos. 135 00:06:02,418 --> 00:06:04,251 Mm. 136 00:06:04,253 --> 00:06:05,620 Where's Albert tonight? 137 00:06:07,857 --> 00:06:10,858 He's on a date. 138 00:06:10,860 --> 00:06:12,493 Come on. 139 00:06:12,495 --> 00:06:14,028 Perfect. 140 00:06:14,030 --> 00:06:18,032 Looking for room 203. 141 00:06:19,603 --> 00:06:23,571 Didn't it just go from 201 to 205? 142 00:06:23,573 --> 00:06:25,334 Oh, it's the next one on the left. 143 00:06:25,336 --> 00:06:28,109 Lab classrooms have a different layout. 144 00:06:28,111 --> 00:06:30,812 Of course they do. Thank you again for coming. 145 00:06:30,814 --> 00:06:32,213 Don't know if I'd be able to navigate 146 00:06:32,215 --> 00:06:33,948 the confusing waters of parent-teacher night 147 00:06:33,950 --> 00:06:34,983 without you. 148 00:06:34,985 --> 00:06:37,118 Well, knowing these things is sorta my job. 149 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:38,820 Okay, follow my lead. 150 00:06:38,822 --> 00:06:41,155 Try to ignore these teachers' corny jokes. 151 00:06:42,959 --> 00:06:44,058 What jokes? 152 00:06:44,060 --> 00:06:46,260 What do you call a number that won't sit still? 153 00:06:48,063 --> 00:06:49,563 A roamin' numeral. 154 00:06:53,836 --> 00:06:55,603 How do you make a bandstand? 155 00:06:55,605 --> 00:06:58,239 Take away their chairs! 156 00:06:59,475 --> 00:07:01,308 I don't think he got it. 157 00:07:01,310 --> 00:07:04,044 No, I... I did. 158 00:07:04,046 --> 00:07:06,380 Christopher shows a great interest in science, 159 00:07:06,382 --> 00:07:08,849 though he does keep telling other students 160 00:07:08,851 --> 00:07:11,785 tsunamis aren't a big deal, which is unhelpful. 161 00:07:11,787 --> 00:07:14,321 I'll make sure to talk to him about that. 162 00:07:14,323 --> 00:07:16,190 Thank you. 163 00:07:18,994 --> 00:07:20,027 No jokes? 164 00:07:21,464 --> 00:07:23,397 I try to tell chemistry jokes, 165 00:07:23,399 --> 00:07:25,098 but there's no reaction. 166 00:07:26,001 --> 00:07:28,834 Get it? No reaction? 167 00:07:30,038 --> 00:07:32,305 Ah, you weren't kidding about the jokes. 168 00:07:32,307 --> 00:07:36,075 Well, hopefully the English teacher has a better shtick. 169 00:07:36,077 --> 00:07:37,777 So sorry to keep you waiting. 170 00:07:37,779 --> 00:07:39,212 My last student's father asked 171 00:07:39,214 --> 00:07:40,746 a surprising amount of questions. 172 00:07:40,748 --> 00:07:42,081 I'm sure he did. 173 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:43,849 Good to see you again, Ms. Price. 174 00:07:43,851 --> 00:07:45,285 And you must be Mr. Diaz. 175 00:07:45,287 --> 00:07:47,487 Please, call me Eddie. It's short for... 176 00:07:47,489 --> 00:07:49,322 Edmundo? 177 00:07:49,324 --> 00:07:50,790 Most people guess Eduardo. 178 00:07:50,792 --> 00:07:53,693 Growing up, I had a grandfather named Edmundo. 179 00:07:53,695 --> 00:07:55,109 He was my favorite. 180 00:07:55,111 --> 00:07:57,564 Mine too. I mean... 181 00:07:57,566 --> 00:07:59,732 So let's talk about Christopher. 182 00:07:59,734 --> 00:08:01,734 He's been doing really well in my class. 183 00:08:01,736 --> 00:08:04,070 His verbal skills have definitely improved. 184 00:08:04,072 --> 00:08:06,606 He's still a little shy about reading out loud, 185 00:08:06,608 --> 00:08:09,074 but he definitely understands the material. 186 00:08:09,076 --> 00:08:11,543 I attribute that to him being read to from an early age, 187 00:08:11,545 --> 00:08:13,212 so bravo there. 188 00:08:13,214 --> 00:08:15,647 No, we have his mother to thank for that. 189 00:08:15,649 --> 00:08:17,583 Christopher tells me you've kept it up 190 00:08:17,585 --> 00:08:19,418 since she's been gone. 191 00:08:19,420 --> 00:08:22,047 I try to do the voices, but she was better at it. 192 00:08:22,049 --> 00:08:23,604 Oh, I'm sure you're no slouch. 193 00:08:23,606 --> 00:08:24,895 Oh, no, he isn't. 194 00:08:26,588 --> 00:08:29,628 Christopher is also one of our most popular students. 195 00:08:29,630 --> 00:08:31,763 He loves making the other kids laugh. 196 00:08:31,765 --> 00:08:33,332 - Is that a problem? - Not at all. 197 00:08:33,334 --> 00:08:35,934 He's a very sweet and kind boy. 198 00:08:35,936 --> 00:08:37,369 You're doing a great job. 199 00:08:38,439 --> 00:08:39,771 Thank you. 200 00:08:43,744 --> 00:08:45,977 We gonna talk about that? 201 00:08:45,979 --> 00:08:49,948 That I'm basically raising a funny, popular, young genius? 202 00:08:49,950 --> 00:08:52,650 That has a pretty young thing for an English teacher. 203 00:08:52,652 --> 00:08:54,618 Was she pretty? Didn't even notice. 204 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:55,786 Oh, I'm sorry. 205 00:08:55,788 --> 00:08:57,287 I must have you confused with someone 206 00:08:57,289 --> 00:09:00,290 who couldn't stop gazing into Ms. Flores's big blue eyes. 207 00:09:00,292 --> 00:09:01,625 They were brown. 208 00:09:01,627 --> 00:09:02,860 And you're right. 209 00:09:02,862 --> 00:09:04,394 Too bad you didn't notice. 210 00:09:11,203 --> 00:09:12,970 Paging Dr. Becker. 211 00:09:12,972 --> 00:09:14,772 Paging Dr. Becker. 212 00:09:17,309 --> 00:09:18,742 Dr. Calloway. 213 00:09:18,744 --> 00:09:20,510 Sergeant Grant. Good to see you. 214 00:09:20,512 --> 00:09:23,413 - How's your husband? - Bobby's doing well, thank you. 215 00:09:23,415 --> 00:09:24,815 You called in a gunshot wound? 216 00:09:24,817 --> 00:09:26,984 Yes. Female, early 50s. 217 00:09:26,986 --> 00:09:28,886 Came in complaining about headaches 218 00:09:28,888 --> 00:09:30,520 and some disorientation. 219 00:09:30,522 --> 00:09:33,856 Now, given the scar tissue, 220 00:09:33,858 --> 00:09:35,825 I'm going to estimate this bullet has been there 221 00:09:35,827 --> 00:09:37,994 for two, maybe three months. 222 00:09:37,996 --> 00:09:41,164 Wait. This is an old gunshot wound? 223 00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:42,198 Yes. 224 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,267 Why wasn't it reported the day it happened? 225 00:09:44,269 --> 00:09:47,370 Because that woman didn't even know she had been shot. 226 00:09:47,372 --> 00:09:48,805 Not until today. 227 00:09:57,699 --> 00:09:59,198 Joan? 228 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,100 This is Detective Romero. 229 00:10:01,102 --> 00:10:02,268 He needs to ask you... 230 00:10:02,270 --> 00:10:04,070 More questions? 231 00:10:04,072 --> 00:10:07,425 I really think this has to be a terrible mistake. 232 00:10:07,427 --> 00:10:09,641 I promise you I have never been shot. 233 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:12,477 In the head or anywhere else. 234 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:15,398 It feels like something I'd remember, don't you think? 235 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,248 Ma'am, we saw the X-rays. 236 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:20,452 So did I. And Dr... 237 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:24,189 - Calloway. - Yes, Dr. Calloway. 238 00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:26,388 He seems like a lovely man, 239 00:10:26,390 --> 00:10:28,657 but hospitals always make mistakes. 240 00:10:28,659 --> 00:10:31,127 I've heard stories about people 241 00:10:31,129 --> 00:10:33,162 having the wrong limbs amputated. 242 00:10:33,164 --> 00:10:34,912 Well, the doctor seems pretty sure, 243 00:10:34,914 --> 00:10:36,404 so we need to investigate, 244 00:10:36,406 --> 00:10:38,167 find out what might've happened to you. 245 00:10:38,169 --> 00:10:40,369 So the doctor thinks that if you were shot, 246 00:10:40,371 --> 00:10:42,371 it would've happened sometime in January, 247 00:10:42,373 --> 00:10:43,522 maybe early February. 248 00:10:43,524 --> 00:10:45,673 Did anything during that time period happen 249 00:10:45,675 --> 00:10:47,342 that was unusual? 250 00:10:47,344 --> 00:10:50,511 Not really. My life is pretty boring. 251 00:10:50,513 --> 00:10:53,381 It's just me and my husband. 252 00:10:53,383 --> 00:10:55,083 Where is your husband? Is he on his way? 253 00:10:55,085 --> 00:10:57,853 No, he's out of town. Golfing I think. 254 00:10:57,855 --> 00:11:00,553 Maybe Pebble Beach. 255 00:11:00,555 --> 00:11:02,378 He took early retirement last year, 256 00:11:02,380 --> 00:11:04,459 so he is always looking for things to do. 257 00:11:04,461 --> 00:11:07,262 Me, I am a happy homebody. 258 00:11:07,264 --> 00:11:09,697 I should call him, shouldn't I? 259 00:11:09,699 --> 00:11:11,766 Oh, you know, 260 00:11:11,768 --> 00:11:14,769 I probably have the information in here. 261 00:11:18,075 --> 00:11:21,576 Joan, you came into the ER with a headache. 262 00:11:21,578 --> 00:11:22,967 Do you get those a lot? 263 00:11:22,969 --> 00:11:25,747 Never used to, but now it seems like I always have one. 264 00:11:25,749 --> 00:11:28,449 I tried cutting out caffeine 265 00:11:28,451 --> 00:11:31,586 and red wine and bacon, but still. 266 00:11:31,588 --> 00:11:33,654 Oh, here. 267 00:11:33,656 --> 00:11:34,756 Thank you. 268 00:11:36,393 --> 00:11:38,959 Do you normally write everything down? 269 00:11:38,961 --> 00:11:41,729 Always prided myself in remembering things. 270 00:11:41,731 --> 00:11:44,932 Names, phone numbers, birthdays. 271 00:11:44,934 --> 00:11:46,200 But you get older, 272 00:11:46,202 --> 00:11:49,336 and you start to need a little help. 273 00:11:49,338 --> 00:11:52,172 - Joan, are you okay? - Ooh. 274 00:11:52,174 --> 00:11:57,845 I think I need to talk to that doctor again, um... 275 00:11:57,847 --> 00:12:00,047 - Dr... - Calloway? 276 00:12:00,049 --> 00:12:03,116 Yes, thank you. Oh, my memory is terrible. 277 00:12:03,118 --> 00:12:04,951 Do you mind if we keep this? We'll return it. 278 00:12:04,953 --> 00:12:06,787 Oh, go right ahead. 279 00:12:06,789 --> 00:12:07,888 - Thank you. - Thank you, Joan. 280 00:12:07,890 --> 00:12:08,988 Mm. 281 00:12:14,062 --> 00:12:15,796 She really doesn't remember being shot. 282 00:12:15,798 --> 00:12:17,196 I'm not sure she wants to. 283 00:12:17,198 --> 00:12:19,966 You think it's the husband. 284 00:12:19,968 --> 00:12:22,869 I think that no one ever really knows 285 00:12:22,871 --> 00:12:25,138 what goes on inside of a marriage. 286 00:12:25,140 --> 00:12:28,041 Sometimes, not even the people inside it. 287 00:12:34,348 --> 00:12:35,348 Carla. 288 00:12:36,193 --> 00:12:37,381 What the hell happened? 289 00:12:37,383 --> 00:12:38,851 I told you Christopher is fine. 290 00:12:38,853 --> 00:12:40,018 You didn't have to come down here. 291 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:41,119 It's just some scrapes and bruises. 292 00:12:41,121 --> 00:12:43,422 He hurt himself? How? 293 00:12:43,424 --> 00:12:45,825 Well, it turns out that Christopher and skateboards 294 00:12:45,827 --> 00:12:47,015 don't get along very well. 295 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:50,295 - You let him skateboard? - I am so sorry, Mr. Diaz. 296 00:12:50,297 --> 00:12:52,297 We didn't know one of the kids had brought a skateboard. 297 00:12:52,299 --> 00:12:53,766 You didn't know? 298 00:12:53,768 --> 00:12:54,834 He could've broken his neck. 299 00:12:54,836 --> 00:12:57,470 I know, and I feel terrible. 300 00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:59,872 The other kids were showing him how to ride it 301 00:12:59,874 --> 00:13:01,593 - and they didn't know that... - Didn't they? 302 00:13:01,595 --> 00:13:04,550 No, let's push the kid with CP around on a skateboard for fun. 303 00:13:04,552 --> 00:13:06,174 You let them make a fool out of my son. 304 00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:07,433 Eddie. 305 00:13:07,435 --> 00:13:10,247 I promise you that's not what happened here. 306 00:13:12,418 --> 00:13:14,285 Christopher. Hey. 307 00:13:15,822 --> 00:13:17,455 Oh, my God. 308 00:13:17,457 --> 00:13:19,056 Are you okay? 309 00:13:19,058 --> 00:13:21,626 I'm sorry about my clothes. 310 00:13:21,628 --> 00:13:22,760 No, don't worry about that. 311 00:13:22,762 --> 00:13:24,095 I could run to the house, 312 00:13:24,097 --> 00:13:25,697 get some clean clothes for him to change into. 313 00:13:25,699 --> 00:13:27,298 No, we're done for the day. 314 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:29,868 Come on. We're leaving. 315 00:13:29,870 --> 00:13:32,403 But school isn't over. 316 00:13:32,405 --> 00:13:34,405 It is now. 317 00:13:40,713 --> 00:13:42,046 Uh-huh. 318 00:13:45,684 --> 00:13:48,619 Well, I appreciate that, Principal Summers. 319 00:13:48,621 --> 00:13:51,088 Okay. Thank you. 320 00:13:51,090 --> 00:13:53,724 So should I expect some kid's head on a spike 321 00:13:53,726 --> 00:13:54,925 at tomorrow's drop-off? 322 00:13:54,927 --> 00:13:56,360 They sent skateboard kid home early. 323 00:13:56,362 --> 00:13:58,262 Principal's gonna meet with the parents in the morning, 324 00:13:58,264 --> 00:13:59,530 figure out what the punishment should be. 325 00:13:59,532 --> 00:14:02,433 And what about the kid who fell off the skateboard? 326 00:14:02,435 --> 00:14:04,235 Think I should punish Christopher for getting hurt? 327 00:14:04,237 --> 00:14:05,469 No, 328 00:14:05,471 --> 00:14:06,803 but I think you should talk to him 329 00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:08,805 about how he got hurt. 330 00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:12,009 I know Christopher wants to be like all the other kids, but... 331 00:14:12,011 --> 00:14:13,109 You want me to tell him he's different? 332 00:14:13,111 --> 00:14:15,512 He already knows that. 333 00:14:15,514 --> 00:14:18,214 You need to teach him what it means. 334 00:14:19,785 --> 00:14:22,152 That he has limitations. 335 00:14:24,924 --> 00:14:26,990 I'm not gonna tell my kid that. 336 00:14:29,479 --> 00:14:32,396 Hey, buddy. How you feeling? 337 00:14:32,398 --> 00:14:33,496 Dumb. 338 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:36,166 What? What are you talking about? 339 00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:39,069 Everybody saw me fall. 340 00:14:39,071 --> 00:14:42,238 People fall. It happens. 341 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,473 Nothing to be embarrassed about. 342 00:14:44,475 --> 00:14:46,776 Mm-hmm, that boy should've never pressured you 343 00:14:46,778 --> 00:14:48,210 into getting on that skateboard. 344 00:14:48,212 --> 00:14:49,278 It was my idea. 345 00:14:52,801 --> 00:14:54,450 It was your idea to get on the skateboard? 346 00:14:54,452 --> 00:14:57,219 Looked fun. It wasn't. 347 00:14:57,221 --> 00:14:59,956 Chris, why would you do that? 348 00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:01,996 You had to know it'd be dangerous. 349 00:15:01,998 --> 00:15:04,860 You always said I can do anything. 350 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,029 You lied. 351 00:15:17,534 --> 00:15:19,974 Okay, it worked. You inspired me. 352 00:15:19,976 --> 00:15:23,070 I don't think I meant to, but you're welcome. 353 00:15:23,072 --> 00:15:25,739 I may have reactivated one of my dating profiles. 354 00:15:25,741 --> 00:15:27,208 Really? 355 00:15:27,210 --> 00:15:29,710 I spent two hours on the phone the other night 356 00:15:29,712 --> 00:15:34,181 talking to a cute guy who seems sweet and funny 357 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,572 and not at all like one of those chat room psychos. 358 00:15:36,574 --> 00:15:37,985 Wait, how can you tell? 359 00:15:37,987 --> 00:15:40,921 His profile contains actual sentences 360 00:15:40,923 --> 00:15:43,256 with correct grammar and punctuation. 361 00:15:43,258 --> 00:15:45,509 There was even a successfully deployed semicolon. 362 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:48,345 Ugh, I never use semicolons. I just don't get the point. 363 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,181 Anyway, we're meeting up tonight 364 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,416 in a public setting, 365 00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,518 and I am really looking forward to it. 366 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,386 I just... 367 00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:57,922 What? 368 00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:00,724 I don't want the one-night stand. 369 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,659 I'm tired of being alone. 370 00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:04,084 Aside from my coworkers, 371 00:16:04,086 --> 00:16:06,230 the most meaningful relationships in my life 372 00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,265 are made 10 minutes at a time 373 00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:11,035 with people I'll never see or talk to again, 374 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,837 some of whom don't survive. 375 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:16,373 It sounds silly, but he calls, 376 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,041 and I'm excited to answer the phone 377 00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:20,377 for the first time in a long time. 378 00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:22,212 I don't think that sounds silly at all. 379 00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:25,515 So you don't think online dating is a terrible idea? 380 00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:28,284 I think everyone has a match. 381 00:16:28,286 --> 00:16:30,387 You just have to find him. 382 00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:35,959 Hey, guys. Tessa here. 383 00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:38,928 I'm 27 and from the Bay Area. 384 00:16:38,930 --> 00:16:40,564 Full disclosure, I'm a vegan, 385 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:43,633 so living that plant life, but otherwise normal. 386 00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:46,102 I just reinstalled this app on my phone. 387 00:16:46,104 --> 00:16:48,303 Please don't make me regret it. 388 00:16:48,305 --> 00:16:51,507 Hello, women of the Internet. 389 00:16:51,509 --> 00:16:52,541 I'm Gary. 390 00:16:52,543 --> 00:16:55,878 I like long walks on the beach, 391 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,546 deep conversations, 392 00:16:57,548 --> 00:17:01,550 and other boilerplate dating clichés. 393 00:17:01,552 --> 00:17:02,965 Hoping to find someone sweet 394 00:17:02,967 --> 00:17:04,920 to get me off this godforsaken app, 395 00:17:04,922 --> 00:17:07,155 so let me know. 396 00:17:10,461 --> 00:17:14,062 _ 397 00:17:17,268 --> 00:17:20,835 _ 398 00:17:24,073 --> 00:17:28,242 _ 399 00:17:31,047 --> 00:17:32,847 Oh, yeah. Just right there. 400 00:17:37,721 --> 00:17:41,489 _ 401 00:17:44,994 --> 00:17:48,484 _ 402 00:17:48,486 --> 00:17:50,698 _ 403 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:53,868 _ 404 00:18:15,325 --> 00:18:17,992 Come on, come on, come on. 405 00:18:17,994 --> 00:18:19,760 No, no, no. Oh, no. 406 00:18:21,831 --> 00:18:25,299 Oh, shoot! 407 00:18:32,342 --> 00:18:34,407 Okay, come on. 408 00:18:37,145 --> 00:18:38,845 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 409 00:18:51,093 --> 00:18:53,293 Come on, come on. Come on. 410 00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:57,163 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 411 00:18:57,165 --> 00:18:58,764 Okay. 412 00:19:04,139 --> 00:19:06,206 Come on. 413 00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:07,707 Come on! 414 00:19:08,976 --> 00:19:10,209 Oh, God. Okay. 415 00:19:10,211 --> 00:19:13,045 Okay. 416 00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:19,784 Come on. 417 00:19:24,203 --> 00:19:27,926 _ 418 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,800 Bathroom door's locked. 419 00:19:35,802 --> 00:19:38,037 Eddie, can you move her or not? 420 00:19:38,039 --> 00:19:39,338 Not there yet, Cap. 421 00:19:42,742 --> 00:19:44,909 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your... 422 00:19:44,911 --> 00:19:47,912 Watch out! 423 00:19:49,249 --> 00:19:50,415 - Oh! - Oh. 424 00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:52,750 And I thought the new baby went everywhere. 425 00:19:52,752 --> 00:19:55,708 This is not the fairytale romance I had in mind. 426 00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:58,956 So what, bad date and you were trying to escape? 427 00:19:58,958 --> 00:20:01,159 No, there was a whole Lemony Snicket level 428 00:20:01,161 --> 00:20:02,593 of things that went wrong here. 429 00:20:02,595 --> 00:20:05,196 - She clear of the door? - Sure is, Cap. 430 00:20:05,198 --> 00:20:06,431 Do what you gotta do. 431 00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:12,169 Oh, God. 432 00:20:12,171 --> 00:20:13,737 He's never gonna wanna see me again. 433 00:20:13,739 --> 00:20:16,097 I'm sorry. I'll pay to fix that. 434 00:20:16,099 --> 00:20:18,283 Okay, guys, let's try to gently pull her through. 435 00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:20,678 Ma'am, I need you to exhale. 436 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:21,779 Okay. 437 00:20:21,781 --> 00:20:22,880 Okay, stop. 438 00:20:22,882 --> 00:20:24,548 She's not gonna come out the way she went in. 439 00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:26,383 Cap, this is original wood. 440 00:20:26,385 --> 00:20:28,886 We can't just poop out the top panel. 441 00:20:28,888 --> 00:20:31,722 Pop. We, uh, can't just pop out the top panel. 442 00:20:31,724 --> 00:20:32,823 Sorry. 443 00:20:32,825 --> 00:20:33,924 We have to take apart the frame. 444 00:20:33,926 --> 00:20:35,363 Guys, we're gonna need the saws. 445 00:20:35,365 --> 00:20:36,794 You're gonna cut the window? 446 00:20:36,796 --> 00:20:38,261 This just keeps getting worse. 447 00:20:38,263 --> 00:20:40,352 Ma'am, just try to stay calm. How's she looking, Hen? 448 00:20:40,354 --> 00:20:43,300 Vitals are good. Just breathing a little heavy. 449 00:20:43,302 --> 00:20:44,802 Are you in pain? 450 00:20:44,804 --> 00:20:45,836 No, 451 00:20:45,838 --> 00:20:48,205 but has anyone ever died of actual shame? 452 00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:49,639 I'm sorry, Gary. 453 00:20:49,641 --> 00:20:51,674 This is not how I wanted our first date to go. 454 00:20:51,676 --> 00:20:54,344 It can only get better from here, right? 455 00:20:54,346 --> 00:20:55,945 I've always wanted a bay window. 456 00:20:55,947 --> 00:20:57,847 He's probably never gonna wanna speak to me again, 457 00:20:57,849 --> 00:20:59,516 and you have no idea how hard it is 458 00:20:59,518 --> 00:21:01,485 - to meet someone these days. - Oh, believe me, 459 00:21:01,487 --> 00:21:03,386 as a fellow solo, I know. 460 00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:05,023 Eddie might've finally met someone special. 461 00:21:05,025 --> 00:21:06,223 Then he went and bit her head off. 462 00:21:06,225 --> 00:21:07,564 Now she'll never talk to him again 463 00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,292 and will probably flunk his kid. 464 00:21:11,163 --> 00:21:12,629 Well, you kinda did. 465 00:21:12,631 --> 00:21:14,264 Saw's on its way up, Cap. 466 00:21:14,266 --> 00:21:15,932 Are you guys using a saw? 467 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,506 All right, guys. We got her out. 468 00:21:23,508 --> 00:21:25,508 Can you take a deep breath for me? 469 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:28,877 Any pain in your ribs? 470 00:21:28,879 --> 00:21:29,945 I'm okay. 471 00:21:29,947 --> 00:21:31,413 You good? All right. 472 00:21:38,822 --> 00:21:40,922 I'll call a Lyft. 473 00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:42,424 Oh. 474 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,092 Or you... or you could stay. 475 00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:48,697 _ 476 00:21:50,334 --> 00:21:54,303 _ 477 00:22:02,423 --> 00:22:04,924 Pretty sure all kids call their parents liars 478 00:22:04,926 --> 00:22:06,324 at some point. 479 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:08,620 Yeah, well, feels a little different 480 00:22:08,622 --> 00:22:09,887 when you hear it coming out of your kid. 481 00:22:09,889 --> 00:22:11,423 Just wait till he gets to the 482 00:22:11,425 --> 00:22:13,267 "I don't have to do what you tell me" phase. 483 00:22:13,269 --> 00:22:15,135 Aren't you still in that phase? 484 00:22:15,137 --> 00:22:16,803 The thing is, he's right. 485 00:22:16,805 --> 00:22:18,338 I lied to him. 486 00:22:18,340 --> 00:22:20,274 Or maybe I lied to myself. 487 00:22:20,276 --> 00:22:22,409 Either way, I feel like a fool. 488 00:22:22,411 --> 00:22:24,811 I spent years trying to convince my kid 489 00:22:24,813 --> 00:22:26,780 to believe in the Easter Bunny. 490 00:22:28,550 --> 00:22:30,717 But now I gotta tell him none of it's real. 491 00:22:30,719 --> 00:22:33,165 Yeah, I think you might be overcorrecting here. 492 00:22:33,167 --> 00:22:35,389 Told him he's no different than the other kid. 493 00:22:35,391 --> 00:22:37,024 But he is. He has CP. 494 00:22:38,394 --> 00:22:39,592 There's a lot he can't do. 495 00:22:41,029 --> 00:22:43,296 Have you ever heard of Jim Abbott? 496 00:22:43,298 --> 00:22:44,697 - Baseball player? - Mm-hmm. 497 00:22:44,699 --> 00:22:46,299 Pitched a no-hitter in the '90s, 498 00:22:46,301 --> 00:22:48,635 which in itself is pretty crazy, 499 00:22:48,637 --> 00:22:51,003 but it's even crazier 500 00:22:51,005 --> 00:22:54,941 if you know that Jim Abbott was only born with one hand. 501 00:22:54,943 --> 00:22:56,175 Yeah, really. 502 00:22:56,177 --> 00:22:57,944 I read his book when I was in the hospital. 503 00:22:57,946 --> 00:22:59,546 Okay. 504 00:22:59,548 --> 00:23:00,947 How'd he do it? 505 00:23:00,949 --> 00:23:03,483 He practiced switching his glove 506 00:23:03,485 --> 00:23:05,919 to his throwing hand relentlessly 507 00:23:05,921 --> 00:23:08,087 so that he could field after he pitched. 508 00:23:08,089 --> 00:23:10,924 I like the positivity. 509 00:23:10,926 --> 00:23:12,759 I'm just not sure how any amount of practice 510 00:23:12,761 --> 00:23:14,694 is gonna help Chris stay on a skateboard. 511 00:23:24,438 --> 00:23:26,304 I'm not an invalid, you know. 512 00:23:26,306 --> 00:23:28,740 I can still get groceries for myself. 513 00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:31,109 I'm doing something nice. 514 00:23:31,111 --> 00:23:32,143 Say thank you. 515 00:23:32,145 --> 00:23:33,345 Ooh. Thank you. 516 00:23:33,347 --> 00:23:35,046 Huh. You're welcome. 517 00:23:35,048 --> 00:23:37,950 So what's happening now with your bullet lady? 518 00:23:37,952 --> 00:23:39,518 They removed the bullet this morning, 519 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,487 so just waiting on ballistics 520 00:23:41,489 --> 00:23:43,856 to give us a clue to something. 521 00:23:43,858 --> 00:23:45,223 Well, what about the husband? 522 00:23:47,561 --> 00:23:50,562 Claims he has no idea how his wife got shot. 523 00:23:50,564 --> 00:23:52,063 I love you. 524 00:23:52,065 --> 00:23:53,230 I love you too. 525 00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:54,465 I love you more. 526 00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:56,734 He actually tried to interrogate us. 527 00:23:56,736 --> 00:23:58,921 Yeah, the best defense is a good offense. 528 00:23:58,923 --> 00:24:00,237 What about his alibi? 529 00:24:00,239 --> 00:24:02,573 Well, we don't even know when she was shot. 530 00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:04,809 I mean, without a specific timeline, 531 00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:06,259 we can't prove anything. 532 00:24:06,261 --> 00:24:09,480 And the wife still doesn't suspect him at all? 533 00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:11,983 They say love is blind. 534 00:24:11,985 --> 00:24:14,616 But in this case, I think willfully so. 535 00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:18,923 I mean, she went from having a great memory 536 00:24:18,925 --> 00:24:20,491 to forgetting the name of the doctor 537 00:24:20,493 --> 00:24:22,259 that she met an hour ago. 538 00:24:22,261 --> 00:24:24,194 Never prone to headaches, 539 00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:26,730 but now she chewing aspirin like they breath mints. 540 00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:29,900 I mean, her whole life fell apart. 541 00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:32,069 But she chose not to seek help for months. 542 00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:33,970 Well, maybe she just can't believe 543 00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:37,007 the man that she married could ever hurt her. 544 00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:39,339 Hell, he's her husband. She thinks she knows him. 545 00:24:39,341 --> 00:24:41,878 Yeah, sometimes you don't know who you married to, 546 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,780 and sometimes, they don't want you to know. 547 00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:47,184 The truth eventually comes out, though. 548 00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:49,719 But maybe with this, 549 00:24:49,721 --> 00:24:51,522 it'll come out with your bullet. 550 00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:53,057 Hmm. 551 00:24:53,059 --> 00:24:55,259 Yeah. 552 00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:57,761 You know, the surgeon said 553 00:24:57,763 --> 00:24:59,896 that taking it out wasn't that hard. 554 00:24:59,898 --> 00:25:02,598 I mean, they were worried about the location of the bullet, 555 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,601 the risk of taking it out, but as it turns out, 556 00:25:05,603 --> 00:25:07,503 she's just fine. 557 00:25:11,008 --> 00:25:12,608 Oh, Athena. 558 00:25:12,610 --> 00:25:14,343 Well, you know, now I finally know 559 00:25:14,345 --> 00:25:16,312 the motive of the groceries. 560 00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:20,983 Look, I am not having this conversation again. 561 00:25:20,985 --> 00:25:23,519 I am not doing that surgery. 562 00:25:23,521 --> 00:25:24,853 So you're just gonna wait to die. 563 00:25:24,855 --> 00:25:28,057 I'm going through another bout of radiation. 564 00:25:28,059 --> 00:25:30,793 The doctors put my name on a list for a trial 565 00:25:30,795 --> 00:25:33,129 for this new chemotherapy pill. 566 00:25:33,131 --> 00:25:34,797 You know, it's showing some promise 567 00:25:34,799 --> 00:25:36,563 for shrinking tumors. 568 00:25:36,565 --> 00:25:39,401 - How much promise? - Look, I know that you think... 569 00:25:39,403 --> 00:25:42,170 That you are a fool. 570 00:25:42,172 --> 00:25:44,439 Look, I wanna be supportive, Michael, 571 00:25:44,441 --> 00:25:46,775 I wanna respect your wishes, but... 572 00:25:50,514 --> 00:25:53,716 I do not want you to die. 573 00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:56,551 Me either. Okay? 574 00:26:05,395 --> 00:26:08,897 Oh, ballistics just came back. They found a match. 575 00:26:08,899 --> 00:26:10,398 Does the gun belong to the husband? 576 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,966 Worse. 577 00:26:11,968 --> 00:26:14,469 It belongs to the wife. 578 00:26:15,839 --> 00:26:17,405 Seem to be quite a few books. 579 00:26:17,407 --> 00:26:19,774 This was Victor's. 580 00:26:19,776 --> 00:26:22,710 His parents' medical library. 581 00:26:22,712 --> 00:26:25,380 And where is my grandfather's private library? 582 00:26:25,382 --> 00:26:26,881 I don't know what you mean, sir. 583 00:26:26,883 --> 00:26:28,401 Well... 584 00:26:28,403 --> 00:26:31,461 Captain Frankenstein. 585 00:26:37,027 --> 00:26:38,960 Stay close to the candles. 586 00:26:38,962 --> 00:26:40,795 - Greg? - You must be Josh. 587 00:26:40,797 --> 00:26:42,297 It's really nice to meet you. 588 00:26:42,299 --> 00:26:45,378 As first dates go, I gotta admit you chose well. 589 00:26:45,380 --> 00:26:47,668 You know, you don't usually think of the cemetery 590 00:26:47,670 --> 00:26:49,436 as a romantic place for a date, 591 00:26:49,438 --> 00:26:52,506 but it's quaint, kind of kitschy, 592 00:26:52,508 --> 00:26:53,707 and there are plenty of exits 593 00:26:53,709 --> 00:26:56,177 in case one of us turns out to be too sketchy. 594 00:26:56,179 --> 00:26:59,736 I figure there is nothing more romantic 595 00:26:59,738 --> 00:27:03,651 than watching an old movie 596 00:27:03,653 --> 00:27:05,186 snacking on the graves 597 00:27:05,188 --> 00:27:07,221 of the people who used to make them. 598 00:27:07,223 --> 00:27:08,389 Thank you. 599 00:27:08,391 --> 00:27:11,124 If the zombies rise up, we'd be eaten 600 00:27:11,126 --> 00:27:13,627 by all the silver screen starlets and screenwriters. 601 00:27:13,629 --> 00:27:15,629 I love it. 602 00:27:15,631 --> 00:27:16,730 Cheers. 603 00:27:16,732 --> 00:27:17,763 Cheers. 604 00:27:22,003 --> 00:27:24,704 Do you understand? 605 00:27:24,706 --> 00:27:26,206 I understand, I understand. 606 00:27:29,311 --> 00:27:33,012 And you like it there? It's not too stressful? 607 00:27:33,014 --> 00:27:37,350 No, it's unbelievably stressful. 608 00:27:37,352 --> 00:27:40,253 But how many jobs can you go home at the end of the day 609 00:27:40,255 --> 00:27:42,347 and feel like you've made a difference? 610 00:27:42,349 --> 00:27:45,139 I'll never be rich. I'll never even be recognized. 611 00:27:45,141 --> 00:27:47,126 But I'll be... 612 00:27:47,128 --> 00:27:48,128 worthwhile. 613 00:27:50,064 --> 00:27:52,731 You know, I remember when going to the movies 614 00:27:52,733 --> 00:27:54,733 was about making out in the back row. 615 00:27:56,069 --> 00:27:59,338 I heard Rudolph Valentino's grave is somewhere around here. 616 00:27:59,340 --> 00:28:01,206 Maybe in the back row. 617 00:28:10,820 --> 00:28:13,585 This is exactly what I said I wouldn't do on a first date. 618 00:28:13,587 --> 00:28:15,554 Oh, come on. This is the fun stuff. 619 00:28:15,556 --> 00:28:16,855 Took you long enough. 620 00:28:18,225 --> 00:28:19,391 Uh... 621 00:28:19,393 --> 00:28:21,245 okay, I don't know what you guys are into, 622 00:28:21,247 --> 00:28:23,228 but it definitely doesn't feel like my scene. 623 00:28:23,230 --> 00:28:25,166 You know, for somebody who spends their days 624 00:28:25,168 --> 00:28:27,231 listening for clues, 625 00:28:27,233 --> 00:28:29,233 you sure managed to miss all of 'em. 626 00:28:32,639 --> 00:28:34,390 No. Please. 627 00:28:34,392 --> 00:28:36,222 Hey, I'm not the one who went online 628 00:28:36,224 --> 00:28:38,108 begging somebody to play me. 629 00:28:45,851 --> 00:28:48,786 Let's go. 630 00:28:48,788 --> 00:28:51,255 Hey, what's going on over there? 631 00:28:52,052 --> 00:28:54,052 _ 632 00:29:07,828 --> 00:29:09,061 Oh, my God. 633 00:29:10,361 --> 00:29:11,517 Josh, are you okay? 634 00:29:11,519 --> 00:29:12,708 I'm okay. 635 00:29:12,710 --> 00:29:14,466 - What happened? - I got jumped. 636 00:29:14,468 --> 00:29:16,769 They took my keys, my phone, my wallet, 637 00:29:16,771 --> 00:29:18,834 beat the crap out of me. 638 00:29:18,836 --> 00:29:20,068 For a minute there, I... 639 00:29:21,315 --> 00:29:23,315 I thought they were gonna kill me. 640 00:29:23,317 --> 00:29:25,317 Was this after your date? The movie thing? 641 00:29:25,319 --> 00:29:27,485 It was my date. 642 00:29:27,487 --> 00:29:30,127 - He was the one. - Oh, God, I'm so sorry. 643 00:29:30,129 --> 00:29:31,218 He set me up. 644 00:29:31,220 --> 00:29:34,860 Him and his friend. I never even saw it coming. 645 00:29:34,862 --> 00:29:36,294 I am an idiot. 646 00:29:37,497 --> 00:29:39,331 I thought he was sweet. 647 00:29:39,333 --> 00:29:41,333 - That he liked me. - No. 648 00:29:41,335 --> 00:29:43,401 You just trusted the wrong person. 649 00:29:43,403 --> 00:29:45,169 Mr. Russo? 650 00:29:46,940 --> 00:29:49,173 We had officers canvass the cemetery. 651 00:29:49,175 --> 00:29:50,612 There's still no sign of your phone, 652 00:29:50,614 --> 00:29:52,944 but they recovered your keys and your wallet. 653 00:29:52,946 --> 00:29:54,779 I'm afraid the cash was gone though. 654 00:29:54,781 --> 00:29:56,047 At least they saved me the hassle 655 00:29:56,049 --> 00:29:58,717 of replacing all my credit cards and IDs. 656 00:29:58,719 --> 00:30:00,652 You can pick up your things at the station. 657 00:30:00,654 --> 00:30:02,804 A detective will take your formal statement then. 658 00:30:02,806 --> 00:30:04,656 Does that have to happen tonight? 659 00:30:04,658 --> 00:30:05,824 I'm just really worn out. 660 00:30:05,826 --> 00:30:08,292 Well, you know what? You can just stay with me tonight 661 00:30:08,294 --> 00:30:09,969 and I'll drive you to the station in the morning. 662 00:30:09,971 --> 00:30:12,364 Of course. Tomorrow is fine. 663 00:30:12,366 --> 00:30:14,565 Are you sure you didn't recognize either man? 664 00:30:14,567 --> 00:30:15,995 No identifiable features? 665 00:30:15,997 --> 00:30:18,369 No. Sorry. 666 00:30:18,371 --> 00:30:19,570 Look, we'll do our best, 667 00:30:19,572 --> 00:30:21,705 but I need to set your expectations. 668 00:30:21,707 --> 00:30:23,540 No, I know the drill. 669 00:30:23,542 --> 00:30:25,376 If it's okay, I'd like to get out of here 670 00:30:25,378 --> 00:30:28,144 and just put this whole night behind me. 671 00:30:29,281 --> 00:30:30,714 Call us if you think of anything else. 672 00:30:30,716 --> 00:30:32,215 Thanks. 673 00:30:34,453 --> 00:30:37,621 - Josh. - I already feel like a fool. 674 00:30:37,623 --> 00:30:39,990 I don't need the rest of the world in on the joke. 675 00:30:41,427 --> 00:30:42,427 Okay. 676 00:30:52,404 --> 00:30:54,670 - Nothing? - No sign of the gun. 677 00:30:54,672 --> 00:30:56,238 Or any gun. 678 00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:59,074 No ammunition, no gunshot residue, no blood. 679 00:30:59,076 --> 00:31:00,242 The house is immaculate. 680 00:31:00,244 --> 00:31:01,577 Ha! 681 00:31:05,116 --> 00:31:07,717 Ma'am? Hi, LAPD. 682 00:31:07,719 --> 00:31:09,151 May we speak to you a moment? 683 00:31:09,153 --> 00:31:11,353 I don't see why not. Just doing a little yard work. 684 00:31:11,355 --> 00:31:13,789 Yes, Detective Romero was remarking 685 00:31:13,791 --> 00:31:16,024 on how lovely your yard looks. 686 00:31:16,026 --> 00:31:18,198 Being out here does take up most of my day. 687 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,191 Oh, I'm sure you see everything that goes on around here. 688 00:31:21,193 --> 00:31:24,384 I am also the president of our neighborhood watch. 689 00:31:24,386 --> 00:31:26,809 I take that responsibility very seriously. 690 00:31:26,811 --> 00:31:28,011 Mm. 691 00:31:28,013 --> 00:31:29,604 How well do you know the Wallaces? 692 00:31:29,606 --> 00:31:33,007 We wave occasionally. I always liked Joan. 693 00:31:33,009 --> 00:31:34,609 Never that sure about Henry. 694 00:31:34,611 --> 00:31:38,279 Then he retired, and I finally was able to make up my mind. 695 00:31:38,281 --> 00:31:40,248 I don't like the man. 696 00:31:40,250 --> 00:31:42,984 Between you and me, I'm not sure Joan does either. 697 00:31:42,986 --> 00:31:44,486 They weren't getting along? 698 00:31:44,488 --> 00:31:47,855 You know, people used to retire at 65 699 00:31:47,857 --> 00:31:50,758 back when life expectancy was 68. 700 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:53,227 Now, it's all early retirement 701 00:31:53,229 --> 00:31:55,129 and late life divorce. 702 00:31:56,132 --> 00:31:58,399 I'm sorry, but I don't understand 703 00:31:58,401 --> 00:32:01,369 what any of this has to do with the break-in. 704 00:32:01,371 --> 00:32:03,537 Someone broke into their home? 705 00:32:03,539 --> 00:32:05,773 I assumed that was why you all were here. 706 00:32:05,775 --> 00:32:09,143 Though honestly, you are a little late to the party. 707 00:32:09,145 --> 00:32:12,513 That must've been three months ago. 708 00:32:12,515 --> 00:32:14,983 Did the Wallaces tell you they'd had a break-in? 709 00:32:14,985 --> 00:32:17,485 No. Their contractor did. 710 00:32:19,155 --> 00:32:20,921 That window there was replaced. 711 00:32:20,923 --> 00:32:24,324 The contractor hauled away some furniture and a rug, 712 00:32:24,326 --> 00:32:26,227 a bunch of Christmas decorations. 713 00:32:26,229 --> 00:32:28,996 Said he painted and redid the floors too. 714 00:32:28,998 --> 00:32:30,663 Redecorating the crime scene? 715 00:32:30,665 --> 00:32:32,899 That's why we couldn't find anything. 716 00:32:32,901 --> 00:32:34,901 Didn't see Joan or Henry for weeks. 717 00:32:34,903 --> 00:32:36,336 They were out of town. 718 00:32:36,338 --> 00:32:38,338 Do you remember when all of this happened? 719 00:32:39,816 --> 00:32:41,306 January 11th. 720 00:32:41,308 --> 00:32:43,131 Would you like the contractor's information? 721 00:32:43,133 --> 00:32:45,823 Yes. Then I'd like to hug you. 722 00:32:48,351 --> 00:32:51,018 I think it'd be best if Mr. Wallace stepped outside. 723 00:32:51,020 --> 00:32:53,686 That's silly. Henry should stay. 724 00:32:53,688 --> 00:32:56,155 My memory is terrible. Maybe he can help. 725 00:32:57,258 --> 00:32:59,458 You can have this back. We made a copy. 726 00:32:59,460 --> 00:33:00,692 Thanks. 727 00:33:00,694 --> 00:33:03,129 I was wondering where that had got to. 728 00:33:03,131 --> 00:33:04,698 When we were looking through it, 729 00:33:04,700 --> 00:33:06,956 we noticed that there didn't seem to be any entries 730 00:33:06,958 --> 00:33:10,002 about your trip, or the living room remodel. 731 00:33:11,506 --> 00:33:13,539 Did we remodel the living room? 732 00:33:14,909 --> 00:33:18,210 No, that's right. We did. 733 00:33:20,048 --> 00:33:24,150 I just don't remember why, though. 734 00:33:24,152 --> 00:33:26,318 We just finished the house last year. 735 00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:30,622 Why did we redo the living room? 736 00:33:30,624 --> 00:33:33,225 Do you remember what happened on January 11th? 737 00:33:34,395 --> 00:33:37,364 Maybe you were taking down Christmas decorations? 738 00:33:37,366 --> 00:33:40,577 No, we always take those down right after New Year's. 739 00:33:49,076 --> 00:33:51,643 Henry, what happened to that rug? 740 00:33:51,645 --> 00:33:55,280 Oh, I loved that rug. 741 00:33:55,282 --> 00:33:57,115 Why did we replace it? 742 00:33:58,285 --> 00:33:59,918 There was an accident. 743 00:34:07,661 --> 00:34:09,359 Henry... 744 00:34:12,298 --> 00:34:13,998 What did you do? 745 00:34:19,072 --> 00:34:20,771 What did you do? 746 00:34:27,113 --> 00:34:29,614 I thought you were gonna take down those wreaths for me. 747 00:34:29,616 --> 00:34:31,782 - In a minute. - No more minutes. 748 00:34:31,784 --> 00:34:33,985 We should've put all this stuff away last week. 749 00:34:33,987 --> 00:34:36,153 What happens if we don't? 750 00:34:36,155 --> 00:34:37,931 Does the world come screeching to a halt 751 00:34:37,933 --> 00:34:41,025 because the wreaths are up past MLK Day? 752 00:34:41,027 --> 00:34:42,826 I don't know why you're like this. 753 00:34:42,828 --> 00:34:45,629 I miss when you used to work for a living. 754 00:34:45,631 --> 00:34:48,532 Yeah, well, you've never worked a day in your life. 755 00:34:48,534 --> 00:34:49,899 Oh, the hell I haven't. 756 00:34:49,901 --> 00:34:51,541 I have taken care of this house 757 00:34:51,543 --> 00:34:54,171 and I've taken care of you for the last 30 years, 758 00:34:54,173 --> 00:34:55,772 and all I ask is that you... 759 00:34:55,774 --> 00:34:56,867 And all you have asked 760 00:34:56,869 --> 00:34:59,042 is that I work 60-plus hours a week 761 00:34:59,044 --> 00:35:01,311 to support you and this house 762 00:35:01,313 --> 00:35:04,281 and whatever ridiculously expensive hobby 763 00:35:04,283 --> 00:35:05,315 your heart desires. 764 00:35:05,317 --> 00:35:07,618 Ceramics class? 765 00:35:07,620 --> 00:35:10,154 Henry, what did you do? 766 00:35:10,156 --> 00:35:11,821 Do you know how hard I worked on that? 767 00:35:11,823 --> 00:35:13,322 No, but I know how much it cost me 768 00:35:13,324 --> 00:35:14,990 for you to learn how to make something 769 00:35:14,992 --> 00:35:17,126 that I could buy for 20 bucks! 770 00:35:17,128 --> 00:35:18,461 Glass-blowing lessons! 771 00:35:20,998 --> 00:35:22,365 What are you doing? 772 00:35:22,367 --> 00:35:24,066 This is my time! 773 00:35:24,068 --> 00:35:25,601 My retirement! 774 00:35:25,603 --> 00:35:28,571 And I'm not gonna let you rule my golden damn years 775 00:35:28,573 --> 00:35:30,473 the way you rule the rest of my damn life. 776 00:35:39,284 --> 00:35:40,416 Fine. 777 00:35:44,454 --> 00:35:47,522 I will deal with the decorations myself. 778 00:35:49,059 --> 00:35:52,227 I always thought when you retired, 779 00:35:52,229 --> 00:35:54,829 it would be our time. 780 00:35:54,831 --> 00:35:57,165 Our time together. 781 00:35:59,203 --> 00:36:01,069 I know you're upset about something, 782 00:36:01,071 --> 00:36:02,904 but I'm your wife, 783 00:36:02,906 --> 00:36:04,372 so you're stuck with me. 784 00:36:22,191 --> 00:36:23,490 You shot me. 785 00:36:26,161 --> 00:36:28,397 I don't know what came over me. 786 00:36:28,399 --> 00:36:31,332 The thought of 30 more years in that house with you, and I... 787 00:36:34,604 --> 00:36:36,937 Call it temporary insanity. 788 00:36:36,939 --> 00:36:38,606 Well, you are certainly within your rights 789 00:36:38,608 --> 00:36:40,307 to make that case to a judge. 790 00:36:40,309 --> 00:36:41,808 I'm sorry, Joanie. 791 00:36:41,810 --> 00:36:44,745 I regretted it immediately after I did it. 792 00:36:44,747 --> 00:36:47,306 I tried to make it up to you as best I could. 793 00:36:47,308 --> 00:36:48,330 After. 794 00:36:48,332 --> 00:36:50,183 You lied to me. 795 00:36:50,185 --> 00:36:53,119 All this time, you knew what was wrong with me, 796 00:36:53,121 --> 00:36:56,456 and you kept telling me it was all in my head. 797 00:36:56,458 --> 00:36:58,658 Well, I guess it was, 798 00:36:58,660 --> 00:37:00,360 because you put it there. 799 00:37:05,316 --> 00:37:07,150 Now, you're gonna be okay. 800 00:37:08,270 --> 00:37:10,570 He played me for a fool. 801 00:37:10,572 --> 00:37:14,307 And you just showed him that he was wrong. 802 00:37:21,198 --> 00:37:23,181 Chris. Come on, buddy. 803 00:37:23,183 --> 00:37:25,350 Eat something before school. 804 00:37:25,352 --> 00:37:27,352 I don't feel well. 805 00:37:28,589 --> 00:37:31,023 You sick? 806 00:37:31,025 --> 00:37:32,190 Hmm. 807 00:37:33,628 --> 00:37:35,684 You sure? 808 00:37:35,686 --> 00:37:36,762 I don't wanna go. 809 00:37:36,764 --> 00:37:39,131 Okay. 810 00:37:45,639 --> 00:37:47,672 You still upset about the other day? 811 00:37:47,674 --> 00:37:51,209 I just wanna be like everyone else. 812 00:37:51,211 --> 00:37:52,310 I know. 813 00:37:54,181 --> 00:37:56,214 But you're not. 814 00:37:56,216 --> 00:37:58,416 I know I told you you can do anything, 815 00:37:58,418 --> 00:38:01,419 and that was a dumb thing for me to say. 816 00:38:01,421 --> 00:38:03,021 Because I have CP. 817 00:38:03,023 --> 00:38:04,356 No. 818 00:38:04,358 --> 00:38:05,557 Because... 819 00:38:07,227 --> 00:38:09,427 Nobody can do everything. 820 00:38:10,564 --> 00:38:12,897 And yes, 821 00:38:12,899 --> 00:38:14,104 there are things in life 822 00:38:14,106 --> 00:38:15,973 that you're not gonna be able to do. 823 00:38:17,504 --> 00:38:19,937 And there's other stuff that you are gonna be able to do, 824 00:38:19,939 --> 00:38:23,141 but it's gonna be a lot harder than it is for the other kids 825 00:38:23,143 --> 00:38:24,575 because you have CP. 826 00:38:24,577 --> 00:38:28,245 I'm sorry. I won't skateboard again. 827 00:38:28,247 --> 00:38:30,414 It's not about the skateboarding. 828 00:38:31,584 --> 00:38:33,685 I just don't want you to be scared. 829 00:38:35,421 --> 00:38:37,955 You tried something, and it didn't work out. 830 00:38:37,957 --> 00:38:39,523 Maybe the next time it does. 831 00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:42,060 But you can skateboard. 832 00:38:42,062 --> 00:38:43,294 You know what I can't do? 833 00:38:43,296 --> 00:38:46,164 Cook? 834 00:38:46,166 --> 00:38:48,465 Hey, that's not nice. 835 00:38:48,467 --> 00:38:51,435 But probably true. 836 00:38:51,437 --> 00:38:53,104 I have black thumb. 837 00:38:53,106 --> 00:38:55,807 I've killed every plant that's ever been given to me. 838 00:38:55,809 --> 00:38:57,974 But your science teacher told me 839 00:38:57,976 --> 00:39:00,377 that you did the best job 840 00:39:00,379 --> 00:39:01,679 out of your whole class 841 00:39:01,681 --> 00:39:04,481 growing plants from seeds, 842 00:39:04,483 --> 00:39:06,116 so there's something you're better at than me. 843 00:39:06,118 --> 00:39:07,618 - Really? - Really. 844 00:39:09,255 --> 00:39:12,289 I don't want you to ever stop trying. 845 00:39:12,291 --> 00:39:14,458 But maybe... 846 00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:15,759 until you get a little older, 847 00:39:15,761 --> 00:39:18,262 maybe we try new things together, okay? 848 00:39:18,264 --> 00:39:19,830 Okay. 849 00:39:21,634 --> 00:39:23,367 You're not like any other kid. 850 00:39:23,369 --> 00:39:25,769 You're my kid. 851 00:39:25,771 --> 00:39:28,305 I love you more than anything in this world. 852 00:39:28,307 --> 00:39:29,973 I love you too, Dad. 853 00:39:29,975 --> 00:39:31,841 Aw. Mwah. 854 00:39:37,582 --> 00:39:38,948 Sorry, is this a bad time? 855 00:39:38,950 --> 00:39:40,116 Mr. Diaz. 856 00:39:40,118 --> 00:39:41,718 Eddie. 857 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:43,453 Please. 858 00:39:43,455 --> 00:39:45,855 I wanted to apologize for the other day. 859 00:39:45,857 --> 00:39:48,625 I was out of line and you didn't deserve that. 860 00:39:48,627 --> 00:39:50,560 You had every right to be upset. 861 00:39:50,562 --> 00:39:52,228 It's my job to look after your son 862 00:39:52,230 --> 00:39:54,297 and I failed to do that. 863 00:39:54,299 --> 00:39:56,499 I'm just relieved Christopher is okay. 864 00:39:56,501 --> 00:39:58,324 Yeah, I fight so hard to try and protect him, 865 00:39:58,326 --> 00:40:00,136 I forget falling down is a part of life. 866 00:40:00,138 --> 00:40:02,037 It's supposed to teach us how to get back up, right? 867 00:40:02,039 --> 00:40:03,161 Yes. 868 00:40:03,163 --> 00:40:05,340 There's a lot to be said for getting back on the horse, 869 00:40:05,342 --> 00:40:06,877 but there's also some value 870 00:40:06,879 --> 00:40:08,744 in learning that you don't like horses. 871 00:40:08,746 --> 00:40:10,579 I'm sorry? 872 00:40:10,581 --> 00:40:14,616 Sometimes, our limitations tell us when to stop. 873 00:40:14,618 --> 00:40:17,919 But sometimes, they can show us where to look next. 874 00:40:17,921 --> 00:40:20,422 Today, he falls off the skateboard. 875 00:40:20,424 --> 00:40:22,824 But tomorrow, he writes the great American novel. 876 00:40:24,127 --> 00:40:26,227 I know you said he was doing good in class, but... 877 00:40:27,431 --> 00:40:30,031 Okay, maybe not tomorrow, but... 878 00:40:30,033 --> 00:40:31,266 Someday. 879 00:40:31,268 --> 00:40:32,934 Yeah. 880 00:40:32,936 --> 00:40:34,102 Someday. 881 00:40:38,574 --> 00:40:41,876 Welcome back! 882 00:40:41,878 --> 00:40:43,011 Thank you. 883 00:40:43,013 --> 00:40:44,666 If I'd known I'd get this much attention, 884 00:40:44,668 --> 00:40:45,948 I would've gotten mugged sooner. 885 00:40:47,217 --> 00:40:48,516 Hi. 886 00:40:48,518 --> 00:40:50,084 - Ah, there he is. - Good to see you, thanks. 887 00:40:50,086 --> 00:40:51,719 - Hey, welcome back, Josh. - Good to see you. 888 00:40:51,721 --> 00:40:53,922 - Thanks. - Josh, you're back! 889 00:40:53,924 --> 00:40:55,589 Okay. 890 00:40:56,726 --> 00:40:59,060 You didn't tell them. Thanks. 891 00:40:59,062 --> 00:41:01,395 You asked me not. I'm still not sure why. 892 00:41:01,397 --> 00:41:03,698 - This was not your fault. - I should've known better. 893 00:41:03,700 --> 00:41:05,666 It's not too late to go back to the police. 894 00:41:05,668 --> 00:41:07,637 You know, I tried to pull up his profile, 895 00:41:07,639 --> 00:41:09,729 get a copy of his photo, but it's gone. 896 00:41:09,731 --> 00:41:12,640 Completely scrubbed. It was a total scam. 897 00:41:12,642 --> 00:41:15,042 Yeah, that probably means he's done it before. 898 00:41:15,044 --> 00:41:16,794 If you could get them a description of him, 899 00:41:16,796 --> 00:41:18,713 maybe they could find him. 900 00:41:18,715 --> 00:41:20,914 - I mean, he hurt you. - Bruises are healing. 901 00:41:20,916 --> 00:41:24,017 The humiliation, that's a little harder to get over. 902 00:41:24,019 --> 00:41:25,553 And to have it written down in some report 903 00:41:25,555 --> 00:41:27,321 for strangers to see? 904 00:41:27,323 --> 00:41:29,089 I can't, Maddie. 905 00:41:29,091 --> 00:41:31,091 So what, you're just gonna act like it didn't happen? 906 00:41:31,093 --> 00:41:32,125 No, I'm not. 907 00:41:32,127 --> 00:41:34,094 I'll deal with it. 908 00:41:34,096 --> 00:41:35,463 In my own way. 909 00:41:47,642 --> 00:41:49,709 9-1-1. What's your emergency? 910 00:41:51,513 --> 00:41:53,112 And can I get your location? 911 00:41:55,283 --> 00:41:57,684 Okay. 912 00:42:00,489 --> 00:42:02,121 - Nice. - Yeah. 913 00:42:24,979 --> 00:42:26,946 Thought you could use some carbs. 914 00:42:36,925 --> 00:42:39,125 Dad, 915 00:42:39,127 --> 00:42:40,492 I don't wanna be here. 916 00:42:40,494 --> 00:42:41,560 Trust me, it'll be fun. 917 00:42:41,562 --> 00:42:43,329 Hey, Chris! 918 00:42:43,331 --> 00:42:45,965 Surprise! 919 00:42:45,967 --> 00:42:48,100 - What's that? - Hey, remember when I told you 920 00:42:48,102 --> 00:42:50,402 that if you wanted to try something new, 921 00:42:50,404 --> 00:42:51,970 we should try it together? 922 00:42:51,972 --> 00:42:53,338 Yeah. 923 00:42:53,340 --> 00:42:54,673 Let's try skateboarding. 924 00:42:54,675 --> 00:42:56,341 - Okay. - Okay! 925 00:42:57,978 --> 00:42:59,177 Ready to ride? 926 00:42:59,179 --> 00:43:00,278 Ready! 927 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,614 Away we go. 928 00:43:21,367 --> 00:43:24,836 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.MY-SUBS.com -