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"Hot Streets"...

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J.A.S.O.N.,
scan substance.

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J.A.S.O.N.: Scanning.

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Eiphola powder,
native to Snake Island,

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toxic and hallucinogenic,

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street name --
"murder powder."

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Murder powder?

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[ Snorts ]

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Oh!

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Chubbie Webbers!
Poot toom en speckulo

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puer naetus
est teegris in perickulo.

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[ Groans ]

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♪♪

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[ All screaming ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Assistant Director Soo Park
wants to see us.

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I hope it's a meeting about
me getting an office.

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I already had a meeting about
you getting an office.

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You didn't get one.
Darn!

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Listen.
How about we share my office?

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You can sit on my lap.

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You mean it?

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Ooh!

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Still,
it's not the same.

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Gentlemen,
I'm sure by now you've noticed

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the huge rift in the sky

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with the terrifying face of
a Snake God peering through.

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Yes.
No.

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We believe the cult,

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the 1st Church
of the Serpentine Temple

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are opening the rift
using murder powder.

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Branski, I sent you a package
to your home

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with a sample of the powder.

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I never received
such a package.

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We need you
to infiltrate their base.

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How come you didn't
send me the powder?

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I have a master's
in chemistry.

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I could examine the --

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This artifact
will aid your mission.

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It controls snakes,
all snakes.

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Oh, I'll take that.

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After all, I did minor
in serpentology and --

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You're not ready for this level
of responsibility, French.

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Branski has the seniority
and the temperament for this.

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Hey, French, check it out.

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He's giving me
snake kissies.

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I want snake kissies.

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You don't have the temperament
to kiss snakes.

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I agree.

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Go to Snake Island

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and close that rift
at all costs,

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or the Snake God
will come and kill us all.

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♪♪

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Oh!

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Murder powder?
Oh.

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He wants
more murder powder.

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Who's my little
drug addict?
Me.

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Oh, sorry.
We're all out.

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[ Groaning ]

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I need that murder powder.

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According to J.A.S.O.N.,
we're almost there.

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[ Clears throat ]
You know,

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I've been thinking about
what Soo Park said

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regarding responsibility.

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That you're not ready for it?
I couldn't agree more.

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Come on.
Let me hold the medallion.

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[ Alarm sounds ]

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Something's
disrupting my signal.

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[ Thunder crashes ]

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The engines are out.

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We're gonna crash!

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[ Alarm sounds ]

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It's okay. I have a plan.

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[ All coughing ]

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My plan worked.
Yes, it sure did.

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♪♪

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Welcome to Snake Island.

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Well, look what we got here.

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Man:
Halt, harbingers of evil.

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♪♪

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It's French time.

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[ Guns click ]

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♪♪

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[ All scream ]

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I minored
in serpentology.

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[ Guns cock ]

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Green: Lower your arms.

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These are friends.

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I'm Reverend Green.
I'm sorry about all this.

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My followers
are wary of newcomers.

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You are obviously a very
important person.

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Yes, I am. I'm --

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Not you.

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You, the Chosen One.

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It is said that
he who controls snakes

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will expedite the arrival
of the Great Snake God.

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That is you.

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Me, French!

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They chose me.

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With your magnificent powers,

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God will join us
weeks ahead of schedule.

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What happens
when god arrives?

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The Great Snake God's presence
will usher in

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1,000 years
of peace and happiness.

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Yesterday, I shed my arms
to become more snake-like

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to honor his homecoming.

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Your nubs
look infected.
They are.

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We will have a feast
in French's honor!

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I'm not one
to waste good meat,

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so we shall dine
on my arms.

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Come.
The banquet area is...

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...this way.

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You hear that, Branski?

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A feast in my honor!

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That's respect I can eat.

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Jen, here's the plan.

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I'm gonna eat
that guy's arm.

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Then, we kill their god.

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You stay here
and fix that helicopter.

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♪♪

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Chubbie, I'm gonna
investigate that temple.

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You fix the helicopter.

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Mur...Murder powder?

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Murder powder is for doggies
who fix helicopters.

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[ Muttering ]

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[ Beeps ]
J.A.S.O.N.,
analyze these glyphs.

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Activating sequence.

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[ Gasps ]

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Green:
Let me say a prayer.

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Oh, Snake Lord,

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we are nothing
but sinful field mice

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digesting
in your long, green belly.

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May our guts pass through
peacefully.

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[ Hisses ] Amen.

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Amen to that!

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Mmm. Mmm.

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They say the fingers
are the oyster of the arm.

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Agent Branski?

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I've tasted better arms.

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♪♪

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Hey, Branski,
check out my hair!

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Well, look at that.

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And look, Branski,
snake kissies.

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[ Smooching ]

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Ooh.

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That I don't like.

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So when is this Great Snake God
gonna show up?

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With the aid of the Chosen One,
tonight!

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In fact,
if you'll excuse me,

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I need to prepare
for his arrival.

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Please stay here
and make yourselves
comfortable.

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Snake peace
is within our grasp!

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All right, now is our time
to kill their god.

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What?
But you heard the Reverend!

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The Snake God is peaceful.

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The only true God
is Jesus Christ.

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Give me that medallion
so I can go to the temple

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and push that big snake
back into its space vagina.

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Wait a minute.

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You always get to do
the good stuff.

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You get the powder,
the medallion, the office,

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and now you want to be
the hero, too?

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Why can't I do it?

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French, stick to the plan.

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Give me the medallion
and I'll go up --
Hm,

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I'm sorry,
but I have my own plan.

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If I can control snakes,
then I can control god!

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And with his powers,

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I'll be able to solve all
the Hot Streets cases.

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Then Assistant Director
Soo Park

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will be forced
to give me respect

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and the office I deserve!

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♪♪

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Baranski:
French is evil now.

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Huh. Look at all
the murder powder!

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Chubbie would love this.

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[ Beeping ]

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The Snake Cult
uses murder powder

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to communicate
with their god.

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It created
the interdimensional rift.

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[ Gasps ]

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We can use this stuff
to close the rift!

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Man:
I can't wait to rid myself

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of this disgusting,
horrible body.

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Yes, we will all soon
shed our bodies,

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including your particularly
terrible one,

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when God comes
and destroys our reality!

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It will be wonderful.

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[ Wind howling ]

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Got to stop French,
but how?

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[ Snakes hissing ]

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Hey, snakes,
want to be friends?

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No?

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[ Grunts ]

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That's the thing about snakes.

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They don't have bones.

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I've got to warn
Uncle Mark!

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[ Beeping ]

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[ Gasps ]

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All the murder powder?

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[ Speaking indistinctly ]

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That dog
ate my murder powder!
[ Guns cock ]

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[ All screaming ]

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Yeah, burn them!

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Chubbie, you're the key
to closing that rift.

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Let's go.

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[ Wind howling ]

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French, this isn't you.

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Give me the medallion!

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I'm sorry, Branski.

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Snake Frenchies.

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♪♪

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It's like fighting spaghetti --
no bones.

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[ Wind howling ]

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French, look at this.

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It's the end
of our existence!

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What have you done?

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I --
I-I just wanted an office.

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There are
no more offices!

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What have I done?

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[ Cries ]

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♪♪

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Oh, he is real.

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♪♪

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Snake God, forgive me.

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I was covetous, undeserving.

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Illuminate me.

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You are my god.

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[ Crack! ]
Snake God: [ Groans ]

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This is
the only God I know.

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-No!
-Oh!

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-Oh, God!
-Aah!

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[ Wind howling ]

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♪♪

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[ Squeaks ]

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Oh, thank you!

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[ Speaks indistinctly ]

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Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Oh! Ho! Ho! Oh!

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I've been at this for 21 years,
but this --

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it stirs and struggles
in my mind,

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a lot of
complicated emotions.

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Well, you did kill
a Snake God.

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My god.

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It's just that

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I didn't think
snakes had bones,

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but they do.

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You broke God's neck.

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Snakes have bones.

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What a world.

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♪♪

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[ Shouting indistinctly ]