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Previously onNo Activity...

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Did you ever meet somebody
and immediately know

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you were gonna
open a bar with them?

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No.That's what I'm feeling
right here.

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You're probably sensing
that I'm a Scientologist.

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Correct.You really would do
anything for me, huh?

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Anything short of murder.

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That softball team is the
epicenter of police corruption.

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And we need you to find out
who the leader is.

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Larry Turnbull,
you're under arrest. Cuff him.

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He's like a hero.

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There's some money
that gets moved around,

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but that money goes
to worthwhile causes.

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We pay for maternity leave,
paternity leave.

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We pay for the
soup kitchens.

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Cuff him.
No.

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CULLEN: Don't do this.
Do not do this to me. Give me...

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[distorted]: Looks like
this one got away, folks.

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Marco, are you a fucking cop
or not?!

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I'm an FBI agent.

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But it doesn't change the fact

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that I am in love with you.

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Sorry for yelling,
but this is a hostage situation.[gunshots]

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What?
What?

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MAN: Confirming siege perimeter set.

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Two-block clearance.

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Copy? MAN 2: Snipers in position.

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We have two hostages.
Stand by, guys.

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Alpha Bravo in position?

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Alpha Bravo reporting clear
line of sight.

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Copy that. Delta Tango?

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Delta Tango reporting clear
line of sight.

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Copy that.

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[helicopter blades whirring]

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LARRY: Thank you, Demetri,
you're the best.

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Give the orphans
a big hug for me, okay?

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Okay. Guys, got to get a few
more ducks in a few more rows.

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That's all I got to do.

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Actually, about 50 more ducks
in about 50 more fucking rows.

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I'm losing it,

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but I'm not gonna lose it.
Sorry.

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'Cause you guys are the best
hostages I've ever had.

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I swear to God, you're so good,

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and I don't deserve you.

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I mean it, and I'm gonna
give you everything you need.

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I just got to...
tick a few more things off.

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Affairs in order.

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[sighs]:
Okay, this one's gonna be hard.

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Barbara's a dummy.

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Hello? Barbara.

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Larry. Hey, do you have a pen?

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Okay, write this down.
I need you to change my will.

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I need you to split everything
between Doctors Without Borders

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and the First Responders
Memorial Fund.

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Respond-ers.

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I don't know
what "Redonders" is.

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[quietly]:
Welcome to my life.

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And I need you to get ahold
of Connie at the halfway house.

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Tell her I can't play Santa
this year.

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But if they
want the suit,

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it's under my bed. They
can have it. God bless.

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Get someone-- a person
of color-- to do Santa.

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Yeah. We're the problem.

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Gabe's Lasik, I'm gonna
send you money for that,

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in addition to Dee and Logan's
tear tattoo removal.

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I'm gonna Venmo you
right now.

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Give me the Venmo number.

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Barbara, one...

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Hold on a second.
I want to go...

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somewhere else for this.

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Go ahead. Give me
your Venmo.

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Barbara?

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One, two...?

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WOMAN: How did we end up here?
Larry's the best.

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MAN:
It was Cullen and Tolbeck.

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They caught Larry,
they called it in,

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they started this whole
fucking mess.

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WOMAN:
Fuck those guys.

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♪ Oh, I do like to be
beside the siege-side ♪

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♪ I do like to be
beside the siege. ♪

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Are you saying "seezh"?

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Yeah, siege.
It's "seej."

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Siege. Siege.

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You're saying
"see-zhuh."

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That's how you say it.No, you say "seej."

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Okay, Cullen,
what's up your butt?

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What's up my butt?
Uh, gee, l-let me think.

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Oh, you. You're
up my butt.

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Why?
Wh-- why?

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I came here to
help you, Tolbeck.

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But you have not
helped us in any way.

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In fact, you've been an obstacle
every step of the way.

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And now here we are, and
all this shit's going on,

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and it's a big old fucking
mess that you made.

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I'm not gonna argue
with you about this.

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I'm not gonna argue with you.You're just grumpy.

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And you know what? I don't
know why I'm surprised.

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'Cause once again,
I've been Tolbeck'd.

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You Tolbeck'd me good
and you Tolbeck'd me hard.

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[chuckles]
Wait.

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Tolbeck'd is a bad thing?
Since when?

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Oh, shit. Oh, I
don't believe it.

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It's fucking Greg
from Port Security.

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Where?
Shit, he's seen us.

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Be asleep. Pretend to
be asleep. [snores]
Oh.

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Okay, I'm gonna
open my eyes slowly

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and see if he's coming up
on us, okay?
Okay.

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Opening...Uh-huh.

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...slowly.
Uh-huh.

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Open.
Uh-huh.

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Yes.And?

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He's staring at me.

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What? He's staring at you?

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Yes.Are you looking at him?

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I am looking at him.

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So you're just staring
at each other?Yes.

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Well, stop it.

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You're pretending
to be asleep.

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My father did that
for 40 years. [chuckles]

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God, I miss him.
Eh...

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I'm coming in.[knocks softly]

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He's coming in.

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Thank you for seeing me
on such short notice.

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[sighs]Forget it.
He's in the car now.

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Okay.

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["Happiness, Missouri"
by El Vy playing]

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♪ While away while
someone counts the minutes ♪

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♪ Happiness, Missouri,
I got to get your mind off ♪

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♪ By the way,
I told you we were in this ♪

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♪ Happiness, Missouri,
I got to get your mind off it. ♪

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♪

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COTRIC:
Alpha Bravo to Delta Tango.

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You have eyes
on northeast window?

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DUGAN:
Affirmative, Alpha Bravo.

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I am seeing things clearly
for what they are.

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Sorry, Delta Tango.
Missed that, please repeat.

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Yes, Alpha Bravo.

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I have a clear vantage point.

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Not that you would care anyway.

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Delta Tango, switch to three.

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Switching to three.

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Is there a problem, Alec?

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Me? Why would I have a problem?

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Well, you've been in a mood
all day.

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I've been in a moo--
I've been in a mood?

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Yeah, you know you have been.Maybe it's because

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I didn't get a decent night's
sleep last night.

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Oh, God, change the record.

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I'm not like you, I can't just

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show up to work
and pretend that I wasn't up

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until 3:00 a.m. waiting
for you to come home

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after your little date
with your newest project,

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piss-drunk, slurring on and on
about threesomes.

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I think Dr. Schaefer
would commend me

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for being the only spouse
in this relationship

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who's trying to infuse
a little bit of surprise.

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Oh, yes, he'd pin a gold
fucking star on your chest

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for declaring your desire
for a unicorn at 3:00 a.m.

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No, I think Dr. Schaefer would
say that's operating as a "me"

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instead of a "we."

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Have you ever once considered

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what this would do to my status?

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What do you mean, your status?

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I'm a platinum star gay, Danny.

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Alec, you've never been
with a woman-- congratulations.

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Good for you.

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Danny, for the last time,

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that would make me
a gold star gay.

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I've never even touched vagina,

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which is pretty fucking
hard to do

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when you're a male cheerleader
in college.

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I was born via C-section.

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Okay.

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Okay.Platinum star.

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Wish you would've
hung out with us.

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You would love Fatima.

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Fatima from Dispatch?

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So you proposed
the threesome?

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No. No, no, no, no.

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I didn't propose that. No.

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We were just talking and,
you know,

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we were drinking,
and then he told me

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he was gay, and I--
well, I don't know--

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I really liked him,
so I just started drinking more.

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I-I-- and then he told me
he had a husband,

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so, like, more drinks.[chuckles]

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I, like, made this joke about--
I don't know--

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what if we, like,
blindfolded ourselves

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and, like, got together
and, like, had a threesome?

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Yeah, so I then asked him

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if he wanted to have
a threesome.

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Yeah, so...

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Yeah, I guess I did propose it.

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Well, I-I have some news, too.

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And... not a pissing contest.

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You have big news;
mine is small.

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Okay, and I'm not trying
to steal your thunder on this.

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No. No, no, no.Anyway...

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Thanks for letting me get it
off my chest.

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Of course.
Little thing in my life:

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I left the Church this morning.

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I left the Church.
What?

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Yeah, I have left Scientology
in the rearview mirror.

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This is huge.I think working here

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and working with you...Mm-hmm.

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...it's really empowered me

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to make a lot
of big decisions.

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It's funny, I feel like
the catalyst...
Mm-hmm.

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...at the end of the day, was...

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Remember a couple days ago,
I couldn't,

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I couldn't find my highlighter.

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And then you just
kind of gave me a look

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that just kind of
summed up everything.

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Like, that just sort of
crystallized...

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I could just tell
what you were thinking

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behind the eyes was just like,
"It's time for you to go.

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"It's time for you
to step out on your own

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"and just really stand
on your own two feet

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"and leave that
manipulative church

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that's been suppressing you
for so long and..."

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Don't remember that.Yeah.

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But there's, like, all these
wide-open opportunities now

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that I'm so excited about.

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Like drink--
you mentioned drinking.

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I can drink now.

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You should celebrate.
Yeah.

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Here's to new
opportunities, right?
Clink.

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Cheers.

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Oh, my God, I'm tipsy,
I'm loose.

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I'm saying whatever
comes into my mind,

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like, why did
I leave the Church?

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Why did I leave the Church?
It was...

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It was my infrastructure,

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it was my foundation.
Why did I do that? Ugh...

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An impulse decision

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that seems like it may be rooted
to something called "mania,"

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that he should have
medications for,

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but his church
never believed in them,

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so things were really
spiraling out of control.

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Yeah, maybe you should, like,

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ease into, you know,
all these new things.

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No, that was drunk me talking.

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Drunk me doesn't know
what he's talking about.

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Drunk me, he's...[laughs]

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But they'll be coming for me.

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They'll be really
coming for me.

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CULLEN: Uh, Greg,
if you don't have business here,

248
00:09:10,614 --> 00:09:12,573
we're gonna have to arrest you.
Do you understand that?

249
00:09:12,616 --> 00:09:16,794
Listen, Detectives, there
is a big gaping, festering

250
00:09:16,838 --> 00:09:20,319
hole in the
siege perimeter.

251
00:09:20,363 --> 00:09:22,626
But for two maverick detectives,

252
00:09:22,670 --> 00:09:24,628
it's an advantage.

253
00:09:24,672 --> 00:09:26,151
What if I told you,

254
00:09:26,195 --> 00:09:28,763
you can end this siege,
you can save the hostages

255
00:09:28,806 --> 00:09:30,765
without firing a single bullet?

256
00:09:30,808 --> 00:09:32,593
And how do you propose
we do that, Greg?

257
00:09:32,636 --> 00:09:35,334
Well, first I need
to level with you guys.

258
00:09:35,378 --> 00:09:38,337
I have lost my job
at the docks

259
00:09:38,381 --> 00:09:41,471
for microamping.

260
00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:45,562
You guys ever do that?
Electro-dose yourself?

261
00:09:45,606 --> 00:09:46,824
You know, you take
your stun gun

262
00:09:46,868 --> 00:09:48,739
and you turn it
to the lowest possible setting

263
00:09:48,783 --> 00:09:49,784
and give yourself
a little pick-me-up.

264
00:09:49,827 --> 00:09:51,786
[laughs]
It's an open secret

265
00:09:51,829 --> 00:09:53,831
in the security industry.

266
00:09:53,875 --> 00:09:56,268
It's kind of like doping
at the Tour de France.

267
00:09:56,312 --> 00:09:59,576
Everybody does it, but if they
catch you, they got to fire you.

268
00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:01,578
Hmm.

269
00:10:01,622 --> 00:10:04,189
I was, uh, pretty
messed up at the time.

270
00:10:04,233 --> 00:10:06,757
That was, like...

271
00:10:06,801 --> 00:10:09,064
21 days ago.

272
00:10:09,107 --> 00:10:11,066
21 days since I zapped, so...

273
00:10:11,109 --> 00:10:13,372
Congratulations.That's great, man.

274
00:10:13,416 --> 00:10:15,374
All the hair fell
off my balls.

275
00:10:15,418 --> 00:10:17,376
Wow.
It's a wake-up
call, huh?

276
00:10:17,420 --> 00:10:19,988
Should've been
a wake-up call.
Right.

277
00:10:20,031 --> 00:10:21,511
It's growing back.

278
00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:22,643
One day at a time.

279
00:10:22,686 --> 00:10:24,732
You feel okay now,
though, right?

280
00:10:24,775 --> 00:10:27,473
I feel good now.Yeah, you look good.

281
00:10:27,517 --> 00:10:32,043
You guys got stun guns on...?Not on us, no.

282
00:10:32,087 --> 00:10:34,959
You have... access to them?

283
00:10:35,003 --> 00:10:38,441
Not here. We don't have
any on the premises.

284
00:10:41,705 --> 00:10:43,359
I'm jonesing a little bit.

285
00:10:47,798 --> 00:10:49,626
COTRIC: Are you all feeling
what I'm feeling right now?

286
00:10:49,670 --> 00:10:51,193
Can't believe it's Larry.

287
00:10:51,236 --> 00:10:52,934
MAN:
It's tough on us all.

288
00:10:52,977 --> 00:10:54,370
Larry got me started
on the force.

289
00:10:54,413 --> 00:10:55,676
Yeah, me, too.

290
00:10:55,719 --> 00:10:57,242
MAN:
Let's hope you're not needed.

291
00:10:57,286 --> 00:10:59,288
[siren wailing]

292
00:11:01,682 --> 00:11:04,641
Ugh, still nothing.

293
00:11:04,685 --> 00:11:07,470
Silence. No texts, no nothing.

294
00:11:09,254 --> 00:11:12,736
He probably forgot.
That's for the best.

295
00:11:12,780 --> 00:11:16,000
I don't think the unicorn life
is for me anyway.

296
00:11:16,044 --> 00:11:18,481
I should take it easy.
It's fine.

297
00:11:18,524 --> 00:11:21,223
Oh, shit, I forgot.
Your neighbor called,

298
00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:23,094
and she wanted me
to tell you,

299
00:11:23,138 --> 00:11:24,705
um, your dog got out.

300
00:11:24,748 --> 00:11:27,055
I'm so sorry.
I forgot to tell you.

301
00:11:27,098 --> 00:11:29,231
Oh, no.
Oh, no.

302
00:11:29,274 --> 00:11:31,755
Oh, no...Yeah, sorry,
do you need to,

303
00:11:31,799 --> 00:11:34,149
do you need to go--
I don't know--

304
00:11:34,192 --> 00:11:35,454
look for him or...?

305
00:11:35,498 --> 00:11:37,674
No, I don't need
to go look for him.

306
00:11:37,718 --> 00:11:40,851
He's never coming back.
All he is

307
00:11:40,895 --> 00:11:42,505
is bait in a trap.

308
00:11:42,548 --> 00:11:43,549
Don't you get it?

309
00:11:43,593 --> 00:11:44,855
This is it.

310
00:11:44,899 --> 00:11:47,684
This is the beginning,
this is the retaliation.

311
00:11:47,728 --> 00:11:49,947
Wait, did I miss something?
Your dog got out...

312
00:11:49,991 --> 00:11:51,819
Think the dog got out?
No, here's what happened.

313
00:11:51,862 --> 00:11:53,864
A bunch of creeps in turtlenecks
with leather gloves on

314
00:11:53,908 --> 00:11:55,736
snuck into my house.
They took the dog.

315
00:11:55,779 --> 00:11:57,476
And then they'll come out
and they'll grab me

316
00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:59,740
and they'll take me someplace.
Someplace on the sea.

317
00:11:59,783 --> 00:12:01,959
Someplace in the international
waters where there are no laws,

318
00:12:02,003 --> 00:12:03,439
where you can,
like, gamble

319
00:12:03,482 --> 00:12:05,397
and stuff, but you can
also murder.

320
00:12:05,441 --> 00:12:07,617
And they'll do that
and they will take their time.

321
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:08,792
You believe me.

322
00:12:08,836 --> 00:12:10,620
They'll heat up a hot poker
on a fire

323
00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,665
and they'll put it right up
my little asshole.

324
00:12:12,709 --> 00:12:13,841
Oh, my God.

325
00:12:13,884 --> 00:12:15,494
WOMAN:
You got flowers, Zach.

326
00:12:15,538 --> 00:12:16,974
Okay. That's a ni...

327
00:12:17,018 --> 00:12:18,846
Well, who was that?
Does that person work here?

328
00:12:18,889 --> 00:12:20,238
I've never seen
her before.
Yes.

329
00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,066
No. How long has
she worked here?
That's Susan.

330
00:12:22,110 --> 00:12:23,459
That's Susan?
I mean,
I don't know.

331
00:12:23,502 --> 00:12:24,808
That's as vague
as I've ever heard.

332
00:12:24,852 --> 00:12:26,767
Got it.
That's really sweet.

333
00:12:26,810 --> 00:12:28,594
"Best wishes
on your new journey.

334
00:12:28,638 --> 00:12:31,249
May it bring you comfort
and peace. Love, the Sea Org."

335
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:33,295
That's a fine endorsement
of your decision.

336
00:12:33,338 --> 00:12:34,600
It's great.

337
00:12:34,644 --> 00:12:37,255
Nothing is just
anything anymore.

338
00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:39,431
Everything is
something else

339
00:12:39,475 --> 00:12:41,303
besides what it seems
on the surface.

340
00:12:41,346 --> 00:12:42,957
Zach, they're
just flowers.Shut up.

341
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,089
Maybe there's
a chance that...Why don't you just shut up?

342
00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:46,656
You caused this whole situation.

343
00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,963
You-you convinced me
to quit the Church.I...

344
00:12:49,006 --> 00:12:50,181
And you enchanted me,

345
00:12:50,225 --> 00:12:51,748
and you don't know
how to solve it,

346
00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:53,315
so let me solve it.

347
00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:56,797
What secrets do you hold?
What is going on with you?

348
00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:16,947
[sirens wailing]

349
00:13:18,862 --> 00:13:23,345
Oh! Would you guys, uh,

350
00:13:23,388 --> 00:13:26,000
talk about me
on the radio real quick?

351
00:13:26,043 --> 00:13:28,829
'Cause in case my wife--
my ex-wife--

352
00:13:28,872 --> 00:13:32,136
is listening, uh,
just mention that,

353
00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:35,923
uh, my weight is stable--
No. [snaps fingers]

354
00:13:35,966 --> 00:13:38,795
Uh, say that I weigh the same
as I did in high school,

355
00:13:38,839 --> 00:13:41,189
but kind of try to make it
conversational.

356
00:13:41,232 --> 00:13:43,844
You know what, I would love
to do that, but we-we can't.

357
00:13:43,887 --> 00:13:45,802
We just can't.No, that's right.

358
00:13:45,846 --> 00:13:47,673
Right.Because I should move on.

359
00:13:47,717 --> 00:13:48,761
And, uh, and I have

360
00:13:48,805 --> 00:13:50,198
because I'm getting married.

361
00:13:50,241 --> 00:13:51,982
Oh, that's great.
Congratulations.
Great.

362
00:13:52,026 --> 00:13:54,028
Thank you. Oh. Oh.

363
00:13:54,071 --> 00:13:56,769
Say that. Uh, say, uh,
on the radio say,

364
00:13:56,813 --> 00:13:59,772
"I can't believe
the wild mustang

365
00:13:59,816 --> 00:14:01,905
"is getting lassoed
in less than a month.

366
00:14:01,949 --> 00:14:03,428
Are you going
to the wedding?"

367
00:14:03,472 --> 00:14:06,779
And then the other guy say,
"Going? I'm the best man."

368
00:14:06,823 --> 00:14:07,868
[chuckles]

369
00:14:07,911 --> 00:14:10,261
Oh, nice job, Greg.

370
00:14:10,305 --> 00:14:12,089
Talk about letting
the cat out of the bag.

371
00:14:12,133 --> 00:14:15,876
I was gonna invite you guys
to compete for best man status.

372
00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:19,923
Give you ten minutes each
to make your case. And go.

373
00:14:19,967 --> 00:14:21,098
He'll do it.

374
00:14:21,142 --> 00:14:23,492
I will do it, and I'll
be happy to do it,

375
00:14:23,535 --> 00:14:25,929
but I got to tell you,
I will cry a lot.

376
00:14:25,973 --> 00:14:28,758
Sorry.
That's fine. [chuckles]

377
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,803
Oh, Cullen.
Mm?

378
00:14:30,847 --> 00:14:32,718
Uh, you can be ring bearer.Oh.

379
00:14:32,762 --> 00:14:35,156
The wedding is in three weeks
in Panama.

380
00:14:35,199 --> 00:14:36,897
Ooh, Panama.

381
00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:38,768
Yeah. Have you been?

382
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:39,987
I have...
Is it nice?

383
00:14:40,030 --> 00:14:41,597
I have not been,
but it sounds nice.

384
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:42,903
Sounds nice?

385
00:14:42,946 --> 00:14:44,730
Who's the, uh,
lucky lady, Greg?

386
00:14:44,774 --> 00:14:48,169
I haven't settled
on that detail.
No?

387
00:14:48,212 --> 00:14:49,997
No, but there's
a couple contenders.

388
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,129
Okay, okay, so you're
not yet sure

389
00:14:52,173 --> 00:14:54,044
who you're marrying
in three weeks?

390
00:14:54,088 --> 00:14:55,785
Well, it's Panama, right?

391
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:58,831
There's, like, two girls
for every guy.

392
00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:02,139
Anyway, I-I put the money
on the venue

393
00:15:02,183 --> 00:15:05,969
and it's nonrefundable, so...
And, get this,

394
00:15:06,013 --> 00:15:09,973
I ordered 50,000 butterflies
for the reception. [chuckles]

395
00:15:10,017 --> 00:15:11,975
Hmm.
Is that too many?

396
00:15:12,019 --> 00:15:13,498
Is it too many
butterflies?
Mm.

397
00:15:13,542 --> 00:15:15,500
For a fictional wedding
with a bride you've never met

398
00:15:15,544 --> 00:15:16,849
in a country you've
never been to?

399
00:15:16,893 --> 00:15:18,416
Yeah.No, I would say
double that.

400
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:19,983
Double it, right?
Right.

401
00:15:20,027 --> 00:15:21,985
Yeah, because I want to make
a good first impression.

402
00:15:22,029 --> 00:15:24,727
Point is, I want
to look good for her

403
00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:26,859
because I want
to get a good,

404
00:15:26,903 --> 00:15:29,862
young woman who wants
to be married to me,

405
00:15:29,906 --> 00:15:33,518
and, uh, I don't want anyone
who speaks English.

406
00:15:33,562 --> 00:15:38,480
The number one problem with most
relationships is communication.

407
00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:40,003
Right.

408
00:15:40,047 --> 00:15:42,919
And so my thought is,

409
00:15:42,963 --> 00:15:44,921
if we can't talk

410
00:15:44,965 --> 00:15:48,011
'cause we don't speak
the same language,

411
00:15:48,055 --> 00:15:50,666
then, then there's no issue.

412
00:15:50,709 --> 00:15:51,928
There's no problem.

413
00:15:51,972 --> 00:15:53,016
Flip the script.

414
00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:54,322
Right.And, uh, they say,

415
00:15:54,365 --> 00:15:56,019
"Good fences make
good neighbors."

416
00:15:56,063 --> 00:15:58,239
And I think

417
00:15:58,282 --> 00:16:00,981
that applies to
marriages as well.

418
00:16:01,024 --> 00:16:02,983
Can't wait
for my ex-wife to hear

419
00:16:03,026 --> 00:16:05,898
that I got remarried...

420
00:16:05,942 --> 00:16:08,118
before her.

421
00:16:08,162 --> 00:16:10,860
She said she's getting married
in, like, six weeks,

422
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:13,123
so I'm beating her by two weeks.

423
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:17,519
LARRY: Okay, Mario, thanks.
And if you can arrange

424
00:16:17,562 --> 00:16:19,434
for a wheelchair-accessible van

425
00:16:19,477 --> 00:16:21,914
to pick Benny up after the game,
that'd be amazing.

426
00:16:21,958 --> 00:16:25,048
Thanks, brother.
Okay, bye.

427
00:16:25,092 --> 00:16:26,354
Getting through it. Oh, my God,

428
00:16:26,397 --> 00:16:27,964
thank you, guys,
for your patience.

429
00:16:28,008 --> 00:16:29,531
Tick that off.

430
00:16:29,574 --> 00:16:31,794
You know what? I'm gonna give
you a break here.

431
00:16:31,837 --> 00:16:33,535
I can't even believe
you've been in a gag

432
00:16:33,578 --> 00:16:36,016
this whole time.
I don't have to have gags

433
00:16:36,059 --> 00:16:38,583
on you guys; you guys have been
cool, and I should be cool back.

434
00:16:38,627 --> 00:16:40,107
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

435
00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:41,891
I've been neglectful,
and you know what?

436
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:44,415
I bet you're hungry, right?
You want a bite?

437
00:16:44,459 --> 00:16:46,243
I mean-- yeah, sure.Yeah.

438
00:16:46,287 --> 00:16:48,419
Something to drink?Yeah, yeah.
I could eat something.

439
00:16:48,463 --> 00:16:49,986
That'd be great.I'll scare up an omelet
or something.

440
00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:51,031
I'll be right back.Thank you, Larry.

441
00:16:51,074 --> 00:16:53,642
Thanks, Larry.I found basil.

442
00:16:53,685 --> 00:16:56,036
MAN:
Car 62 reporting no activity.

443
00:16:56,079 --> 00:16:59,082
Copy that.WOMAN:
Car 33 reporting no activity.

444
00:16:59,126 --> 00:17:00,605
Okay. Dispatch out.

445
00:17:00,649 --> 00:17:03,217
COTRIC: Alpha Bravo to Dispatch.
Fatima, go to five.

446
00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:05,958
FATIMA: Yeah-- oh, co--
uh, cop-copy that.

447
00:17:06,002 --> 00:17:07,482
I had so much fun last night.

448
00:17:07,525 --> 00:17:09,962
Same.Look it.

449
00:17:10,006 --> 00:17:11,355
I-I don't think Alec's into it.

450
00:17:11,399 --> 00:17:13,705
Oh. Ah, you remembered.

451
00:17:13,749 --> 00:17:16,230
Cool.Oh, yeah.

452
00:17:16,273 --> 00:17:18,101
Totally. I mean, you don't
forget somebody asking you

453
00:17:18,145 --> 00:17:19,450
that kind of question,
grabbing onto your leg.

454
00:17:19,494 --> 00:17:20,451
[chuckles]

455
00:17:20,495 --> 00:17:21,974
I did that, huh?

456
00:17:22,018 --> 00:17:25,282
So, um, yeah,
he's just not into it?

457
00:17:25,326 --> 00:17:27,110
Yeah, it's some
stupid status thing.

458
00:17:27,154 --> 00:17:28,459
He's obsessed with his status.

459
00:17:28,503 --> 00:17:30,809
Oh, well, yeah.

460
00:17:30,853 --> 00:17:32,768
Um, win some, you lose some.

461
00:17:32,811 --> 00:17:35,553
Maybe if you spoke to Alec,
you could convince him.

462
00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:38,948
Uh, or maybe we just let it go.

463
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:42,169
Please, I-I really think if he
just heard how cool you were,

464
00:17:42,212 --> 00:17:44,127
maybe he'd go for it.

465
00:17:44,171 --> 00:17:46,782
Um, okay. Sure, yeah.
Yeah, I'll try.

466
00:17:46,825 --> 00:17:49,045
Okay, great.
I-I'm gonna patch him in.

467
00:17:49,089 --> 00:17:50,002
Go for Delta Tango.

468
00:17:50,046 --> 00:17:51,265
Hey, sweetheart? Uh,

469
00:17:51,308 --> 00:17:53,136
I have Fatima on the line.

470
00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:55,138
I'm asking you
just to listen to her.

471
00:17:55,182 --> 00:17:57,184
Uh, hello?

472
00:17:57,227 --> 00:18:00,665
Hi, Dugan.

473
00:18:00,709 --> 00:18:01,710
Right.

474
00:18:06,236 --> 00:18:08,717
GREG: But in my version,
a year and a half before,

475
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:12,590
I had Damon on the right
and Kinnear on the left.

476
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,375
Which is much better.Okay. Final warning, Greg.

477
00:18:14,418 --> 00:18:17,117
Y-You're gonna have to shit or
get off the pot of this car.

478
00:18:18,466 --> 00:18:21,121
I choose to shit.

479
00:18:21,164 --> 00:18:25,212
There's a sewer entry
in the Laundromat

480
00:18:25,255 --> 00:18:26,865
where the hostages
are being held,

481
00:18:26,909 --> 00:18:28,650
and the entranceway

482
00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:31,435
is on the rooftop just
outside the perimeter, so...

483
00:18:31,479 --> 00:18:34,525
Sorry-- h-how do you know
about this so-called sewer?

484
00:18:34,569 --> 00:18:37,180
Urban spelunking.

485
00:18:37,224 --> 00:18:39,095
[chuckles]:
I'm a bit of a burrow hound.

486
00:18:39,139 --> 00:18:42,142
A subterranean tube nut.

487
00:18:42,185 --> 00:18:44,100
Yeah.

488
00:18:44,144 --> 00:18:46,146
So, uh,

489
00:18:46,189 --> 00:18:48,104
good with the plan?

490
00:18:48,148 --> 00:18:49,932
"Good with the plan"?

491
00:18:49,975 --> 00:18:52,239
Uh, no. A series of vague
directions is not a plan, Greg.

492
00:18:52,282 --> 00:18:54,371
For the last
time, get out.

493
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:58,158
Fine.

494
00:18:58,201 --> 00:18:59,724
More plan for me.

495
00:18:59,768 --> 00:19:01,161
Okay.

496
00:19:02,814 --> 00:19:06,818
But, uh, before you say no,
ask yourself this:

497
00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:10,344
how did Iget here tonight?

498
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,957
[door closes]

499
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,308
I mean, how did he get
through the perimeter?

500
00:19:18,352 --> 00:19:21,311
Is he suggesting he
used the sewer system?

501
00:19:21,355 --> 00:19:24,227
Look, Cullen, he did
smell like tunnel.

502
00:19:24,271 --> 00:19:26,098
Ah!

503
00:19:26,142 --> 00:19:28,144
Are you okay?I was just gonna say "Aha.

504
00:19:28,188 --> 00:19:31,278
Did you figure it out yet?"
But I hit my head.

505
00:19:31,321 --> 00:19:33,367
Just...

506
00:19:36,326 --> 00:19:40,374
Honestly? Larry seems
like a pretty good guy.

507
00:19:40,417 --> 00:19:43,377
You know? I think as far
as hostage takers go,

508
00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:45,161
we might get
out of this okay.

509
00:19:45,205 --> 00:19:48,295
So we need to start thinking
about what our next plan is.

510
00:19:48,338 --> 00:19:50,035
Okay?

511
00:19:50,079 --> 00:19:51,254
Why are you looking at me
like that?

512
00:19:51,298 --> 00:19:53,256
Why am I looking
at you like this?
Yeah.

513
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:55,258
You're a huge liar
and you're a cop.

514
00:19:55,302 --> 00:19:57,565
[groans]
I'm not a cop.

515
00:19:57,608 --> 00:20:01,003
I'm an FBI agent.
I said something really big.

516
00:20:01,046 --> 00:20:03,484
I put myself out there with you.

517
00:20:03,527 --> 00:20:05,268
Yeah. You said "I'm in the FBI."

518
00:20:05,312 --> 00:20:08,271
You're focusing on the wrong
stuff. I said that I loved you.

519
00:20:08,315 --> 00:20:10,491
[overlapping chatter]LARRY:
Guys, guys.

520
00:20:10,534 --> 00:20:14,277
Guys, guys!
Guys-- hey, shh. Guys.

521
00:20:14,321 --> 00:20:16,148
I don't want to be
a pest or a bummer,

522
00:20:16,192 --> 00:20:17,715
but that's too loud, okay?

523
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,282
Okay.Common sense here.

524
00:20:19,326 --> 00:20:20,718
Like a library.

525
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,067
Okay?Sure, Larry.

526
00:20:22,111 --> 00:20:23,460
Got it.Friends at--
friends at a library.

527
00:20:23,504 --> 00:20:25,070
Yes. Got it. Thank you, Larry.Food's coming.

528
00:20:25,114 --> 00:20:27,290
Food's coming.Thank-Thanks, Larry.

529
00:20:27,334 --> 00:20:30,075
This is classic
selfish Marco bullshit.

530
00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:31,860
You come completely unprepared,

531
00:20:31,903 --> 00:20:33,470
you don't think
ahead-- as usual,

532
00:20:33,514 --> 00:20:35,820
I'm ten steps ahead. This was
a huge fucking oversight

533
00:20:35,864 --> 00:20:37,257
on your part.Can you even imagine

534
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:39,302
how many steps ahead
I'm thinking

535
00:20:39,346 --> 00:20:41,913
both as Marco and as Dustin?

536
00:20:41,957 --> 00:20:43,915
Clearly not enough.Do you-- oh, please.

537
00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:45,874
This is classic Frankie
bullshit.Oh, fuck you.

538
00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:47,397
Walls around your heart.This is classic entitled...

539
00:20:47,441 --> 00:20:49,312
Too afraid to get--
who hurt you, Frankie?

540
00:20:49,356 --> 00:20:50,922
...Dustin bullshit.

541
00:20:50,966 --> 00:20:52,228
[exhales]
Hey, Larry?

542
00:20:52,272 --> 00:20:54,361
Hi. Could you just,
uh, re-gag me?

543
00:20:54,404 --> 00:20:57,451
I don't want to talk to this
garbage monster anymore.What? No.

544
00:20:57,494 --> 00:20:59,757
No, no. No, no, no.
Babe, babe, babe, listen.Thank you.

545
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,716
Don't call me "babe." Bye-bye.What are you doing?
Bye-bye?

546
00:21:01,759 --> 00:21:03,370
You're not going anywhere.

547
00:21:03,413 --> 00:21:04,936
He's just gagging you.

548
00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:06,547
[groans]LARRY:
She doesn't want to talk.

549
00:21:09,463 --> 00:21:11,247
We didn't even make a plan.

550
00:21:13,118 --> 00:21:16,339
Oh. I know.

551
00:21:16,383 --> 00:21:20,038
So, Tommy Lee Jones's
character recurs

552
00:21:20,082 --> 00:21:22,519
in the movie U.S. Marshals,
which I mentioned earlier.

553
00:21:22,563 --> 00:21:24,782
But I didn't get to tell you
the entire plot of the movie.

554
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:26,871
[muffled]: Larry?What you have to understand

555
00:21:26,915 --> 00:21:30,179
is that Tommy Lee Jones
is a dogged investigator.

556
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,528
Larry!There is a...

557
00:21:31,572 --> 00:21:34,879
[siren wailing in distance]

558
00:21:34,923 --> 00:21:36,359
DUGAN:
So go ahead. Convince me.

559
00:21:36,403 --> 00:21:38,753
Um... I-I don't know.

560
00:21:38,796 --> 00:21:40,232
Uh, maybe it would be fun.

561
00:21:40,276 --> 00:21:44,019
Like, I, um,

562
00:21:44,062 --> 00:21:47,414
could give you a massage, and,
uh, I have really strong hands.

563
00:21:47,457 --> 00:21:48,980
Why do you really
want to do this?

564
00:21:49,024 --> 00:21:50,025
Alec, would you, please?

565
00:21:50,068 --> 00:21:51,853
No, no, no, I get it. I get it.

566
00:21:51,896 --> 00:21:54,290
He's hot. He's hot as shit.

567
00:21:54,334 --> 00:21:56,031
Hotter than the fucking sun.

568
00:21:56,074 --> 00:21:57,902
FATIMA [laughs softly]:
This... this feels like--

569
00:21:57,946 --> 00:22:00,775
I feel like I'm, um,
on Shark Tank,

570
00:22:00,818 --> 00:22:03,430
and, um, I'm, like,
pitching something.

571
00:22:03,473 --> 00:22:07,782
Do-do you guys, um,
watch Shark Tank?

572
00:22:07,825 --> 00:22:09,392
No, I do not like Shark Tank.

573
00:22:09,436 --> 00:22:10,611
Alec likes Shark Tank.

574
00:22:10,654 --> 00:22:12,482
I have not watched
any of this past season.

575
00:22:12,526 --> 00:22:14,484
You have devoured it.Check the TiVo, Danny.

576
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,313
Do you want to go back to women?

577
00:22:17,357 --> 00:22:18,445
Is that what this is all about?

578
00:22:18,488 --> 00:22:19,533
No, it's not what it's about,
Alec.

579
00:22:19,576 --> 00:22:20,534
Just forget about it.

580
00:22:20,577 --> 00:22:21,926
It's off. It's fine.

581
00:22:21,970 --> 00:22:22,927
Well, then, what is it, Danny?

582
00:22:22,971 --> 00:22:24,407
I just-- I said forget about it.

583
00:22:24,451 --> 00:22:26,148
Danny. Connection breath.

584
00:22:26,191 --> 00:22:27,758
One, two, three.

585
00:22:27,802 --> 00:22:30,370
[both inhale, exhale]

586
00:22:30,413 --> 00:22:33,024
Okay. Now talk to me.

587
00:22:33,068 --> 00:22:36,332
I don't know, I just...

588
00:22:36,376 --> 00:22:39,553
I've missed Mom so much
since she passed.

589
00:22:39,596 --> 00:22:41,293
[Cotric sighs]

590
00:22:41,337 --> 00:22:42,338
I think that's why.

591
00:22:42,382 --> 00:22:44,906
Just... something about Fatima

592
00:22:44,949 --> 00:22:46,386
really reminded me of her.

593
00:22:46,429 --> 00:22:48,300
DUGAN:
Yeah, your mom was the best.

594
00:22:48,344 --> 00:22:50,477
I know this is weird, it just...

595
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:53,480
I wanted to be close with her
one more time.

596
00:22:53,523 --> 00:22:56,134
I know that must be sick.
I-I can't even imagine

597
00:22:56,178 --> 00:22:58,180
what Dr. Schaefer would say
about this.

598
00:22:58,223 --> 00:23:02,706
No, Danny. This is your wounded
inner child speaking up.

599
00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:05,579
And it's beautiful.

600
00:23:05,622 --> 00:23:07,929
I'm in.

601
00:23:09,278 --> 00:23:11,062
I love you.

602
00:23:11,106 --> 00:23:13,456
Let's get Fatima on the line.

603
00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:14,457
I'm still here.

604
00:23:14,501 --> 00:23:16,503
Great. We're in.

605
00:23:16,546 --> 00:23:18,505
Um, but I'm completely out.

606
00:23:18,548 --> 00:23:20,376
What? What are you
talking about?

607
00:23:20,420 --> 00:23:22,465
I'm not into some weird

608
00:23:22,509 --> 00:23:24,380
sleeping with your dead mom
thing.

609
00:23:24,424 --> 00:23:26,469
That's...
ZACH:
Oh, my Xenu.

610
00:23:26,513 --> 00:23:30,430
It's you. Of course, of course.
It's always been you.Zach.

611
00:23:30,473 --> 00:23:31,822
Zach, shut up.

612
00:23:31,866 --> 00:23:33,520
What are you talking about?
It's not like that.

613
00:23:33,563 --> 00:23:34,434
Yeah, and if you knew
his mother,

614
00:23:34,477 --> 00:23:35,347
he's making real progress here.

615
00:23:35,391 --> 00:23:36,348
You should be flattered.

616
00:23:36,392 --> 00:23:37,741
His mother was the best.

617
00:23:37,785 --> 00:23:39,003
Oh, yeah, the best.

618
00:23:39,047 --> 00:23:40,657
Hey, yeah, I don't care
about his progress.

619
00:23:40,701 --> 00:23:43,051
Who are you talking to?I'm talking to no one.

620
00:23:43,094 --> 00:23:45,401
Fatima, the mom thing
is just for me.

621
00:23:45,445 --> 00:23:46,489
Look, I'm not gonna,
like, ask you

622
00:23:46,533 --> 00:23:48,491
to dress up
like her or anything.

623
00:23:48,535 --> 00:23:50,493
Yeah, uh, no. I don't
want to do it.

624
00:23:50,537 --> 00:23:52,669
I think it's really wrong.What are they saying?

625
00:23:52,713 --> 00:23:54,932
They're not-- I'm say--
I'm talking to...

626
00:23:54,976 --> 00:23:56,978
They're not saying
anything about you.Hey.

627
00:23:57,021 --> 00:23:59,328
I'm sorry. And I made a mistake.Okay-- Zach. Get off...

628
00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:00,721
ZACH:
I'm so sorry. I made a mistake.

629
00:24:00,764 --> 00:24:01,896
FATIMA:
Zach, get off.

630
00:24:01,939 --> 00:24:03,506
So that's the end of act two.

631
00:24:03,550 --> 00:24:06,291
Right? Act three begins
in Tex...

632
00:24:06,335 --> 00:24:08,206
Forgot to ask.
Any dietary restrictions

633
00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:09,512
I should know about?Ooh, yes.

634
00:24:09,556 --> 00:24:10,818
Actually, I'm allergic to eggs.

635
00:24:10,861 --> 00:24:12,472
Oh, my God. That's huge.

636
00:24:12,515 --> 00:24:14,082
It's very serious.I'm glad I asked. And you?

637
00:24:14,125 --> 00:24:15,475
Do you have
any dietary restrictions?

638
00:24:15,518 --> 00:24:17,302
No. No, I eat everything.Good.

639
00:24:17,346 --> 00:24:19,609
Okay. M-- oh, no.
Don't have any charge.

640
00:24:19,653 --> 00:24:22,656
Nobody ever has a charging cable
for a Droid.

641
00:24:22,699 --> 00:24:23,961
Is there a cable anywhere
in this place?

642
00:24:24,005 --> 00:24:25,180
Wait, wait, wait,
Larry, get away

643
00:24:25,223 --> 00:24:26,834
from the window!What?

644
00:24:26,877 --> 00:24:28,575
I am, I'm coming back soon!

645
00:24:28,618 --> 00:24:29,967
MAN: Alpha Bravo, we got
a figure in the window.

646
00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:30,968
Is that Larry? Confirm.

647
00:24:31,012 --> 00:24:32,579
ZACH:
I never should've left.

648
00:24:32,622 --> 00:24:34,015
Please give me another shot.COTRIC: Did he say "shot"?

649
00:24:34,058 --> 00:24:35,277
FATIMA:
Zach, stop it.

650
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:36,452
MAN:
Hold your fire! Hold your fire!

651
00:24:36,496 --> 00:24:38,323
Shit.

652
00:24:38,367 --> 00:24:40,674
♪ My bedsheets are in flames

653
00:24:45,635 --> 00:24:49,160
♪ All of my bedsheets
are in flames ♪

654
00:24:53,730 --> 00:24:56,516
♪ It isn't sad for you to stay

655
00:25:01,129 --> 00:25:04,915
♪ No, it isn't sad
for you to stay ♪

656
00:25:09,659 --> 00:25:12,836
♪ My bedsheets are in flames

657
00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:21,541
♪ All of my bedsheets
are in flames. ♪

658
00:25:25,501 --> 00:25:27,372
MAN:
Guh-doosh.

659
00:25:27,416 --> 00:25:30,375
[whip cracking]

660
00:25:30,419 --> 00:25:33,378
[drums beating, tribal grunt]

661
00:25:33,422 --> 00:25:35,337
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