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Previously onNo Activity...

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Half your softball team has
gone down for corruption now.

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Throw me a block.

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Are you gonna ride with me,

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or are you gonna try your luck
on your own?

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Mm...CULLEN: Another wise investment
by Tolbeck.

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Man, you have been burning
through the money lately.

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[devices chiming]Oh, no. Oh, no.

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Everyone in the office
has the video.

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Wonder why I didn't get it.

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Oh-- Oh, there it is.

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I put in an application
for the FBI.

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My little woodpecker's
leaving the nest.

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FRANKIE: That's not
Señor Feathers.

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Busted. You got me.

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I got word that Big Boy
is feeling better,

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and the fight is back on
for tomorrow night.

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MARCO:
Frankie, I'm sorry to say

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you've made the board.

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You're one of the bad guys.

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TOLBECK: [whoops]
I'm so excited.

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This is so perfect.
Hmm.

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Everything is coming together.Okay.

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Joint raid with the FBI.Yeah, yeah.

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Oh, Cullen,
I'm so excited for you.Okay.

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I'm-I'm excited, too,

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just take it down a notch, okay?Oh, God.

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I feel like a stage mom.Yeah.

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I hate you.
You're prettier than me.

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Okay, stop it, stop it,
okay? Just...

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T-They're not gonna
notice me, all right?

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It's not like they, they're
gonna see me make an arrest

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and go, "Oh, my God,
look at that guy.

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He's got what it takes, he's got
the right stuff. Sign him up."

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Are they?

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You've been thinking about this,
haven't you?

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A little bit.Come on. Let me hear you say,

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"Freeze. Special Agent Cullen."Shut up.

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Come on.Freeze. Special Agent Cullen.

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Nice.
Yeah.

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Now do it like you're talking
to a room full of hostages,

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and you're letting them know

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that everything
is gonna be okay.
Okay.

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Freeze. Special Agent Cullen.

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Now do it like a throwaway,
just don't even care about it.

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Just like, "Meh, meh, meh."

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Freeze. Special Agent Cullen.

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Say it like
you're on a motorcycle

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and you're getting ready
to shoot at somebody.

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Freeze! Special Agent Cullen!

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Okay, do it like you just
bit into a burrito

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and your-your mouth is burning.Okay.

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Freeze... oh.
Special Agent Cullen.

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Wow. I, really, I bought that.

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Okay, do it like
you're talking to some kids,

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like, really tiny kids.Okay, okay. Freeze.

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Special Agent Cullen.Okay, now this time,
do it like you're,

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like, just jumped out of the
car, and you stub your foot...Okay.

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pull out your gun
at the same time.

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Okay. Freeze-- ah! Special
Agent Cu-- This is stupid.

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This is stupid. When are we
gonna talk about the suit?

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You know what? My dad told me
there's only two things

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matter in life.Mm-hmm?

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One: a good suit-- mm--
two: don't eat dog.

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Don't eat dog?

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Yes. Don't eat dog.

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Why?

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Because I-I guess when he was
younger, somebody tricked him

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into eating dog,
and he was not happy about it.

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FATIMA: Car 27, please report.Uh-huh.

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Uh, this is Car 27. Go ahead.

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Please be advised

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that Car 42 will be joining you
on the raid.

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Oh, fuck.
Oh...

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Leary and Bell?
They're mean.

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Didn't Bell and Leary
go down for corruption?

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No, they're clean.

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They're assholes,
but they're clean ones.

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I could've sworn
they went down for something.

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No, they're still riding high

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off of catching
the Carlsbad Cannibal.

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Give me a fucking break.
That was ten years ago!

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Mm-hmm.Uh, negative, Dispatch.

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Car 42 is, uh, not right
for this detail.

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Please dispatch another unit.

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Um, negative.

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You don't get to choose, and
they're pulling up right now.

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Oh. Really?

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Really?

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Uh, Car 42, this is Car 27.

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Please dim your headlights.

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Oh, my goodness.

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What are they doing?

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Are they getting out of the car?I can't see anything.

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I don't...

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[thuds]

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Hey.

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We're from Useless
Dicks Retrieval.

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We heard there were some
useless dicks here.

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She's kidding. Great working
with you guys again.

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Hey, is your mirror
a little dirty?

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[shouts]

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That's better.[laughs]

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That was totally unnecessary.[exhales]

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That mirror wasn't dirty.

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["Happiness, Missouri"
by El Vy playing]

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♪ While away while
someone counts the minutes ♪

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♪ Happiness, Missouri,
I got to get your mind off ♪

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♪ By the way,
I told you we were in this ♪

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♪ Happiness, Missouri,
I got to get your mind off it. ♪

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♪

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[heavy metal music playing]

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Well, that's enough.[music stops]

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[sighs]

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He looks good, right?

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I think he's looking good.

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Aren't you, little guy? Huh?

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Aren't you
looking good?

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FRANKIE: Oh, God,
Marco, if you keep

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coddling him like this,

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he is not gonna last
a minute in the ring.

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Do you have any idea
what we're up against?

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One time, Big Boy
killed a horse. Yeah.

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Not a pony, a horse. That's
where you get the phrase

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"never bring a horse
to a cockfight."

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Don't you listen to her, Nathan.

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Okay? Don't you listen to her.

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What'd you call him?Huh? Oh, uh...

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Oh, Marco.Nothing. Nothing.
I didn't call him anything.

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Doesn't even matter.Did you fucking name
the bird Nathan?

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You know what? Yeah.

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Yeah, I did. You know why?Oy...

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He seems like a Nathan, okay?

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He has captured my heart.

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And if you would let him in,
he would capture yours, too.

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Being a soft little bitch
doesn't mean having a heart.

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This is called tough love,
Marco.

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I want him to last more
than few fucking seconds.

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He's not gonna get
there with all this

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fucking helicopter parenting.[phone buzzing]

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Okay, fine."Ugh, you okay, Nathan?

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Are you upset, Nathan?"
That's you, by the way.

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It's not a good impression.Oh, fuck.

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What?

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Shit.

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The fucking boss
is coming tonight.

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Wait, the... El Chappie?

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Yeah. Fuck...El Chappie's
coming here, tonight?

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We got to train this
little bitch harder.

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Okay.
A lot harder.

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You're right.Are you on board?

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Yes. Yes, I'm on board.

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Okay. Then look at me.

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I need you to spit on him.

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What?
Yeah,

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you fucking heard me.No.

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Spit on him.

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Spit on Nathan.

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They fucking hate it,
it makes them furious.

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I-I don't think I...

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You called him Nathan.

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You just called him Nathan.

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Oh, yeah, I guess I did.Ha.

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Spit on him.

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[grunting]

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[clucking]Aww...

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Got him right in the face.

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[sighs] Well, now do you think
he's got a chance?

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No. We're training a corpse.

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What?! Oh, my God.

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Then why did I spit
on him, Frankie?

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Why did I spit on him
if he doesn't have a chance?

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MARCO: Hey, it's me.
I've got new intel.

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The head honcho is
coming tonight.

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HELEN: Which head honcho? What-what case
are you on, Helen?

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El Chappie.

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HELEN:
Fine, all right.

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Look at them,
just sitting there.

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This is crazy.

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Fucking power play,
just sitting there, facing us.

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It is a power play.
Sitting there, facing us.

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BELL:
Car 27, come in.

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That's them.You want to get it?

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No. You get it.

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[sighs]
Car 27.

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Hey, Tolbeck,
is that a new suit?

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Oh, thank you for noticing.
Yes, it is.

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Yeah, my, uh, niece wore
the same one to Easter.

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She's transitioning.Oh, good for her.

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I mean, good for him.

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I me-- yeah, uh,
give them both my best.

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They're making fun of you, man.

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LEARY:
Detective Cullen,

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can you come over to the car?

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We need to discuss
the raid logistics.

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What raid logistics?

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It's not a fucking wedding.
It's-it's-it's a raid.

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We just raid. It's a verb. We...I... I know, I know.

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What do we got to discuss?

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We need to talk about it.
Get the fuck over here.

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This is a trap.
This is a total trap.

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Total trap.

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I don't blame you.
I'd be afraid to go, too.

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I'm not afraid.
Pssh.

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Are you seri-- are you s...
I'm not afraid to go there.

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Prove it.

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Dude. Y-Yeah,
I'm coming right over.

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Fuck.

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Loo... Be safe.

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BELL: Yeah, hi,
I'll take one worthless,

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past-his-prime cop who'll never
reach his potential.

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Oh, look at that, he's here.

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That's great.
Look, whatever prank you guys...

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LEARY:
Okay, stop talking.

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Is Tolbeck single?

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Uh... what do you care?

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'Cause she likes him,
you fucking virgin.

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Uh, I mean, he's in a weird
open marriage, so, yeah?

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Well, do you think he likes her?Yeah, do you think he likes me?

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I don't know, you're always
belittling and emasculating us,

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so it's kind of hard to tell.Well, can you find out for her?

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Yeah, can you find out for me?

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Um, I mean...Thank you so much.

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Oh, thank you.Honestly, Cullen?
Thank you so much.

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Okay, fine, I'll ask.

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Tolbeck, really?

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He has nice calves.

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Okay, then, go fuck your mom.

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Hey, come here.

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[whispers]:
Cullen. Come here.

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Yeah?Fuck off.

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Yeah, I was already going.Okay.

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Hey, Fatima?
You want a cup of tea?

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Uh, no, thanks.Are you sure? I...

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I think you'll find it
quite stimulating.

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What is that?

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Well, it's just
an inside joke around here

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'cause, you know, it's from
your-your video.

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From right...
Yeah.

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Like, right at the moment
when you, you know.
Yeah...

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[laughs]
It's-- We made it into a mug.

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Do you want one, though?
They're ten dollars.

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WOMAN:
All sold out.

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Oh, right, uh, I can
put your name down

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for the next batch.

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Don't-- don't order more.

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[Janice sighs]

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Fuck off, Robert.

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You're late, Janice.

250
00:09:32,027 --> 00:09:33,158
[Janice groans]

251
00:09:34,290 --> 00:09:35,900
Oh, what is...? Oh.Oh, my God.

252
00:09:35,944 --> 00:09:37,075
Yeah, well...

253
00:09:37,119 --> 00:09:39,991
Janice, what is going--
Are you okay?

254
00:09:40,035 --> 00:09:41,993
Oh, yeah, that's what happens

255
00:09:42,037 --> 00:09:43,778
when you don't sleep
for four days.

256
00:09:43,821 --> 00:09:46,345
There you have it-- you molt.
I can deal with it.

257
00:09:47,433 --> 00:09:49,653
You haven't slept
for four days?

258
00:09:49,697 --> 00:09:51,307
Well...
What's going on?

259
00:09:51,350 --> 00:09:53,918
Mason got expelled,
that's what's going on.

260
00:09:53,962 --> 00:09:56,399
And I had to hire a lawyer,
and he's very expensive,

261
00:09:56,442 --> 00:09:57,661
but I'm on top of it.

262
00:09:57,705 --> 00:10:00,490
Okay. Wow.

263
00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,535
So, Mason was expelled?

264
00:10:02,579 --> 00:10:04,799
Yeah. Apparently your "jill off"

265
00:10:04,842 --> 00:10:06,496
wasn't one of a kind.

266
00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,846
He got all the kids at school:
the cheerleading squad,

267
00:10:08,890 --> 00:10:11,501
football team,
the soccer team...

268
00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,329
Everybody but-- except
the golf team, you know.

269
00:10:13,372 --> 00:10:14,678
And that's where
all the money is.

270
00:10:14,722 --> 00:10:16,288
That's where he needed
to aim for.

271
00:10:16,332 --> 00:10:17,855
Those poor kids.

272
00:10:17,899 --> 00:10:20,075
Poor kids?
They're like celebrities now,

273
00:10:20,118 --> 00:10:21,642
jackin' and jillin'
all over the Internet.

274
00:10:21,685 --> 00:10:22,817
Ew.
Poor kids?

275
00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:23,818
Oh, hey.

276
00:10:23,861 --> 00:10:25,515
I was wrong.
Oh, Jesus.

277
00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:27,473
There is another one.Fuck off, Robert.

278
00:10:27,517 --> 00:10:30,738
Go by Bob or Robbie,
all right, you formal prick.

279
00:10:32,522 --> 00:10:35,090
I blew him once.

280
00:10:35,133 --> 00:10:37,570
TOLBECK:
When did she see my calves?

281
00:10:37,614 --> 00:10:39,181
I don't know.

282
00:10:39,224 --> 00:10:40,399
Hmm.
Hmm.

283
00:10:40,443 --> 00:10:41,531
I'm in.

284
00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,489
What do you mean "you're in"?

285
00:10:43,533 --> 00:10:46,318
I mean, I like her.
Let's spin this dreidel.

286
00:10:46,362 --> 00:10:48,320
Wha-- This could
still be a trap.
I don't care.

287
00:10:48,364 --> 00:10:50,061
I am in.

288
00:10:50,105 --> 00:10:53,108
She's got ten fingers,
ten toes? In.

289
00:10:53,151 --> 00:10:54,675
That's the metric
of a healthy newborn.

290
00:10:54,718 --> 00:10:55,893
That your checklist?

291
00:10:55,937 --> 00:10:57,329
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
go tell her I'm in.

292
00:10:57,373 --> 00:10:59,070
Okay, okay, just to be clear,

293
00:10:59,114 --> 00:11:00,550
you know this is a trap.

294
00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,726
Yes.And this is the same woman

295
00:11:02,770 --> 00:11:05,076
who, every time she sees us,
she berates and teases us?

296
00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,948
Yeah.
And this will
probably end

297
00:11:06,991 --> 00:11:08,079
in her punching you
in the dick.

298
00:11:08,123 --> 00:11:10,038
[chuckles]
Yeah.

299
00:11:10,081 --> 00:11:12,997
I'm in.
Fuck.

300
00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:15,391
All right, so go tell her.
Run and tell her I'm in.

301
00:11:15,434 --> 00:11:17,001
I'm not playing
this stupid game.

302
00:11:17,045 --> 00:11:19,264
We got a raid tonight, okay.
You're not in, you're out.

303
00:11:19,308 --> 00:11:22,528
Just sit there.
We're waiting for the raid.

304
00:11:22,572 --> 00:11:24,574
[whimpers]

305
00:11:25,401 --> 00:11:26,402
No.

306
00:11:26,445 --> 00:11:28,230
[whimpering]

307
00:11:28,273 --> 00:11:29,231
No!

308
00:11:29,274 --> 00:11:30,536
[sighs]

309
00:11:30,580 --> 00:11:32,408
Uh, yeah, he likes you back.

310
00:11:32,451 --> 00:11:34,584
Wait, like... likes
me likes me?

311
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:35,628
Yeah, like, likesher likes her?

312
00:11:35,672 --> 00:11:37,413
Yeah, so enjoy that.

313
00:11:37,456 --> 00:11:38,980
I'm gonna get back,
get ready for the raid.

314
00:11:39,023 --> 00:11:40,459
Okay, no, wait, wait.
No, you stay here.

315
00:11:40,503 --> 00:11:41,852
What?
I go.

316
00:11:41,896 --> 00:11:44,072
Just get in for five
fucking minutes, you douche.

317
00:11:44,115 --> 00:11:45,421
Why?What are you afraid of?

318
00:11:45,464 --> 00:11:46,596
Scared I'm gonna
show you my bush?

319
00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:47,989
No.
Okay, I'm out.

320
00:11:48,032 --> 00:11:49,338
Thank you, Cullen.

321
00:11:49,381 --> 00:11:51,557
You are a stupid man.

322
00:11:55,431 --> 00:11:57,041
Hey, can you hand me
my breast pump?

323
00:11:57,085 --> 00:11:58,086
My jugs are killing me.

324
00:11:58,129 --> 00:12:00,784
You got kids?

325
00:12:00,828 --> 00:12:03,352
No, this is how I get
myself off, Cullen.

326
00:12:03,395 --> 00:12:06,137
Fucking moron, of
course I have kids.

327
00:12:10,576 --> 00:12:12,883
[clears throat]

328
00:12:12,927 --> 00:12:16,582
Hey, welcome to Car 27.

329
00:12:16,626 --> 00:12:18,715
I will be your host
this evening...

330
00:12:18,759 --> 00:12:21,109
Oh, it fucking
stinks in here.
Oh, yeah.

331
00:12:21,152 --> 00:12:23,024
I don't even smell it anymore.
[chuckles]

332
00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:25,461
That's my softball team's
dirty laundry bag.

333
00:12:25,504 --> 00:12:27,898
I'm the batman...

334
00:12:27,942 --> 00:12:29,508
on the team.

335
00:12:29,552 --> 00:12:30,901
I was the batboy
when I was a kid.

336
00:12:30,945 --> 00:12:34,426
Then, when I got older,
I became the batman.

337
00:12:34,470 --> 00:12:37,952
But not the kind of batman...

338
00:12:37,995 --> 00:12:40,302
[both sigh]

339
00:12:47,831 --> 00:12:50,486
I put a bunch of wooden
boxes up there...
Yeah.

340
00:12:50,529 --> 00:12:52,270
...so that people would have
better sight lines.
Mm-hmm.

341
00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:54,795
You know, 'cause I think
it'll be a better
viewing experience...

342
00:12:54,838 --> 00:12:56,100
Yeah.
...for people to come in
and, you know, be able

343
00:12:56,144 --> 00:12:57,667
to see the whole fight.Yeah, I agree.

344
00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:00,409
We did a good job.
We're a good team.

345
00:13:01,671 --> 00:13:04,805
Yeah. [laughs]
I mean, I guess.

346
00:13:04,848 --> 00:13:06,676
You're not nearly as dumb
as I thought you were

347
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:09,722
when I first met
you, so, yeah.

348
00:13:12,987 --> 00:13:16,860
So, what do we got left to do?
Are we done?

349
00:13:16,904 --> 00:13:20,733
Uh, well, we're done
with setting up, but, uh,

350
00:13:20,777 --> 00:13:22,083
we still need to feed

351
00:13:22,126 --> 00:13:23,867
and flush Nathan.

352
00:13:23,911 --> 00:13:25,434
What's flush?
What is that?

353
00:13:25,477 --> 00:13:27,697
Uh, we got to stimulate
him to completion.

354
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,612
Oh, no.
No, I don't think so.

355
00:13:29,655 --> 00:13:31,092
No, he's a bird.
Oh, yeah.

356
00:13:31,135 --> 00:13:33,050
Yeah, I know he's a bird,
but we have to jerk him off.

357
00:13:33,094 --> 00:13:34,704
I don't think...Otherwise they just
hump each other.

358
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,401
Yeah, we got to feed him,
then we got to flush his pipes.

359
00:13:36,445 --> 00:13:39,100
And then, finally,
we stick an index finger
of cayenne in him.

360
00:13:39,143 --> 00:13:41,189
What?!
Yeah, just for
adrenaline.

361
00:13:41,232 --> 00:13:42,625
Where do we put the finger,
in his ass?

362
00:13:42,668 --> 00:13:45,541
Wait, really?
Are you serious?

363
00:13:45,584 --> 00:13:46,672
Mm-hmm.I was kidding.

364
00:13:46,716 --> 00:13:48,631
I was just kidding
when I said that.

365
00:13:48,674 --> 00:13:49,893
But you're serious?
Oh, yeah.

366
00:13:49,937 --> 00:13:51,547
We're going to literally
jerk him off

367
00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:52,853
and finger his butthole?

368
00:13:52,896 --> 00:13:54,724
Yep.
Wow.
[chuckles]

369
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:58,075
Well, I guess it's
a good night to be Nathan.

370
00:13:58,119 --> 00:14:00,121
♪

371
00:14:01,557 --> 00:14:03,559
[breast pump pulsating]

372
00:14:13,351 --> 00:14:15,745
Don't you look at me.No, I was just...

373
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:18,661
You know what, it's kind of
a big night for me tonight.

374
00:14:18,704 --> 00:14:21,142
We got a raid later, so I might
go back to the car.

375
00:14:21,185 --> 00:14:24,014
Cock-block much?
You fucking cock-blocker.

376
00:14:24,058 --> 00:14:27,844
It's been way too long since
Leary got the bricks put to her.

377
00:14:27,888 --> 00:14:29,019
Well, actually, yeah,
it's been a while

378
00:14:29,063 --> 00:14:32,022
since Tolbeck gave
the bricks to someone.

379
00:14:32,066 --> 00:14:34,938
I don't--
is that a saying?

380
00:14:34,982 --> 00:14:37,941
Hey, you know what,
we should have 'em
play a sexy game,

381
00:14:37,985 --> 00:14:38,986
like Truth or Dare.

382
00:14:39,029 --> 00:14:42,250
What?
Yeah.

383
00:14:42,293 --> 00:14:43,599
How's it going, guys?

384
00:14:43,642 --> 00:14:45,818
Cullen and I have a game

385
00:14:45,862 --> 00:14:47,472
we'd like you to play.

386
00:14:47,516 --> 00:14:51,041
Uh, yeah, Truth or Dare.

387
00:14:51,085 --> 00:14:54,044
Cullen, not Truth or Dare.
Truth or Dare is for kids.

388
00:14:54,088 --> 00:14:57,352
How about, uh,
Honesty and Action?

389
00:14:57,395 --> 00:14:59,354
LEARY:
Yes, so fun.

390
00:14:59,397 --> 00:15:00,877
How do you play?

391
00:15:00,921 --> 00:15:04,141
You can either ask for an
honest answer to a question

392
00:15:04,185 --> 00:15:08,102
or request that someone
do an action you specify.

393
00:15:08,145 --> 00:15:10,060
That sounds exactly
like Truth or Dare.

394
00:15:10,104 --> 00:15:14,717
Shut the fuck up,
Cullen, you little bitch.

395
00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:18,025
[clears throat]
All right, I'll start.

396
00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:19,026
I action Tolbeck

397
00:15:19,069 --> 00:15:21,071
to kiss the nearest girl.

398
00:15:23,944 --> 00:15:25,989
♪

399
00:15:31,429 --> 00:15:33,823
Oh, copy that.

400
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:37,000
Oh, wish they weren't
raiding the cockfight.

401
00:15:37,044 --> 00:15:38,697
I really wanted
to put down some scratch.

402
00:15:38,741 --> 00:15:41,004
I hear the challenger,
Señor Feathers, is a dummy bird.

403
00:15:41,048 --> 00:15:43,137
Huh.
FBI shill.

404
00:15:43,180 --> 00:15:45,008
How do you know?A gal pal down at FBI.

405
00:15:45,052 --> 00:15:47,793
And I'll tell you,
if this raid wasn't happening,

406
00:15:47,837 --> 00:15:49,839
I'd put all my money down
on Big Boy.

407
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:53,799
Hmm. I think
cockfighting is cruel

408
00:15:53,843 --> 00:15:55,845
and disgusting.Oh, really?

409
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:56,933
Well, you know
what I think?

410
00:15:56,977 --> 00:15:58,413
Your hypocrisy is disgusting.

411
00:15:58,456 --> 00:16:00,067
What?

412
00:16:00,110 --> 00:16:01,720
How's your chicken salad?

413
00:16:01,764 --> 00:16:04,506
I'm not eating
a chicken salad.

414
00:16:04,549 --> 00:16:06,943
Really? Your mass-produced,
hormone-saturated, de-beaked,

415
00:16:06,987 --> 00:16:08,727
terrified torture bird salad?

416
00:16:08,771 --> 00:16:10,338
I'm not eating a chicken salad.

417
00:16:10,381 --> 00:16:12,079
And let me tell you something
else they don't tell you on CNN.

418
00:16:12,122 --> 00:16:14,037
They love to fight.

419
00:16:14,081 --> 00:16:17,954
I think they want to fly.
I think they'd love to fly.

420
00:16:17,998 --> 00:16:19,738
Are you kidding me?
They get to die in noble battle.

421
00:16:19,782 --> 00:16:21,305
It's majestic.
I mean, why do you think

422
00:16:21,349 --> 00:16:22,959
they call it
"the beautiful sport"?

423
00:16:23,003 --> 00:16:25,222
Do they?
Yeah.

424
00:16:25,266 --> 00:16:26,267
I just read a whole article
on cockfighting.

425
00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:27,268
I'll send it to you.

426
00:16:27,311 --> 00:16:28,834
Okay.

427
00:16:28,878 --> 00:16:30,836
And just for the record,

428
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,751
I have not been eating
a chicken salad.

429
00:16:32,795 --> 00:16:34,666
Oh, that's what you're gonna
take from this conversation.

430
00:16:34,710 --> 00:16:36,842
Everything I just said,
that's all that you--

431
00:16:36,886 --> 00:16:38,888
It's always about you, isn't it?

432
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:39,889
[sighs]

433
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:42,935
♪

434
00:16:48,811 --> 00:16:50,552
Okay, my turn.
My turn.

435
00:16:50,595 --> 00:16:52,858
Okay, I action Bell
to stop pumping milk.

436
00:16:52,902 --> 00:16:54,860
This is for my child,Cullen.

437
00:16:54,904 --> 00:16:56,471
Yeah, I action Cullen
to drink Bell's milk.

438
00:16:56,514 --> 00:16:57,994
Oh...

439
00:16:58,038 --> 00:16:58,864
CULLEN: No, Bell doesn't
want me to do that.

440
00:16:58,908 --> 00:17:00,344
That milk is for her child.

441
00:17:00,388 --> 00:17:02,346
Uh, I do want you
to do that.

442
00:17:02,390 --> 00:17:03,521
I think it'd be hilarious.

443
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,784
Fucking do it.Yeah, come on, man, do it.

444
00:17:05,828 --> 00:17:07,438
CULLEN: I'm not drinking
more weird shit.

445
00:17:07,482 --> 00:17:09,658
TOLBECK:
Drink it, drink it.

446
00:17:09,701 --> 00:17:12,008
Okay, easy for you to say.
You get all the sexy actions.

447
00:17:12,052 --> 00:17:13,618
I had to lick my shoe
and punch myself in the face.

448
00:17:13,662 --> 00:17:16,404
Shut the fuck up.

449
00:17:16,447 --> 00:17:17,840
[groans]

450
00:17:17,883 --> 00:17:18,841
Drink it. Drink it.

451
00:17:18,884 --> 00:17:21,713
Drink it.
Fucking drink it.

452
00:17:27,719 --> 00:17:29,460
You know what,
it's actually fine.
Tastes like buttermilk.

453
00:17:29,504 --> 00:17:30,853
Ew!

454
00:17:30,896 --> 00:17:32,942
Did he do it?
Ew...

455
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,422
What?
It's a compliment.

456
00:17:34,465 --> 00:17:36,119
Fucking disgusting.

457
00:17:36,163 --> 00:17:37,425
You guys wanted me
to drink it.

458
00:17:37,468 --> 00:17:39,253
Yeah, drink it, not likeit.

459
00:17:39,296 --> 00:17:41,298
[rooster clucking]

460
00:17:49,132 --> 00:17:50,873
[moaning strangely]

461
00:17:50,916 --> 00:17:55,921
Should I be looking
at him or-or you or...?

462
00:17:55,965 --> 00:17:57,097
Definitely don't look at him.

463
00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:59,403
Oh, okay.

464
00:17:59,447 --> 00:18:01,449
[bird screeching quietly]

465
00:18:06,932 --> 00:18:10,980
Hey, o-once we're done here,
you can take off.

466
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,286
No, I can't just
get out of here.

467
00:18:12,329 --> 00:18:15,115
I'm running this cockfight.

468
00:18:15,158 --> 00:18:16,333
Plus, I got to do
the money run later.

469
00:18:16,377 --> 00:18:17,943
You're doing the money run?

470
00:18:17,987 --> 00:18:19,728
Yeah.

471
00:18:19,771 --> 00:18:21,817
Uh, I don't--
you shouldn't do the...

472
00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:24,341
I-If you get caught, that's,
like, a huge charge against you,

473
00:18:24,385 --> 00:18:25,908
if you've got all that money.

474
00:18:25,951 --> 00:18:27,736
Y-You should not do
the money run.

475
00:18:27,779 --> 00:18:29,912
Why would I get caught?

476
00:18:29,955 --> 00:18:31,392
[Nathan cooing]

477
00:18:31,435 --> 00:18:33,524
I-I don't know.
I mean, it's a cockfight.

478
00:18:33,568 --> 00:18:35,047
You know what I mean?
There's always a chance

479
00:18:35,091 --> 00:18:36,571
we're gonna get caught...

480
00:18:36,614 --> 00:18:38,790
Shh. If you keep talking,
he's not gonna come.

481
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:40,879
[clucking]

482
00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:47,625
TOLBECK: So, before,
when you said that, uh,

483
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:50,411
we made out?Yeah.

484
00:18:50,454 --> 00:18:53,631
We didn't.No.

485
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:57,200
Okay, so I'm a little bit
confused, then.

486
00:18:57,244 --> 00:18:59,550
I mean, why are you here?Okay, I just need a break.

487
00:18:59,594 --> 00:19:01,204
Okay?

488
00:19:01,248 --> 00:19:02,423
You need a break?Yeah.

489
00:19:02,466 --> 00:19:03,685
A break from what?

490
00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:06,383
From Bell. Yeah,
she is relentless.

491
00:19:06,427 --> 00:19:09,821
You know, we are always on.

492
00:19:09,865 --> 00:19:13,042
Always shit-talking and,
you know, putting people down,

493
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:15,218
and the truth is,
she will not let me be myself.

494
00:19:15,262 --> 00:19:17,220
You know, she is always
telling me how to act,

495
00:19:17,264 --> 00:19:20,005
like, "Don't be
too feminine." Yeah.

496
00:19:20,049 --> 00:19:22,225
She actually buys all my
clothes online for me,

497
00:19:22,269 --> 00:19:23,792
and flat-lays my outfits
on my bedroom floor

498
00:19:23,835 --> 00:19:25,185
every night before bed.

499
00:19:25,228 --> 00:19:26,838
Do you guys live together?Yeah.

500
00:19:26,882 --> 00:19:30,364
She made me move in with her and
her kids after her husband left.

501
00:19:30,407 --> 00:19:33,671
And now I can't leave,
because she has such...

502
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:36,326
uh, deep rage.

503
00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:38,546
CULLEN:
You know, honestly I feel like

504
00:19:38,589 --> 00:19:39,982
the Carlsbad Cannibal
is kind of the luckiest thing

505
00:19:40,025 --> 00:19:41,244
that ever happened to you two.

506
00:19:41,288 --> 00:19:43,159
Spare me the jealousy,
you fucking loser.

507
00:19:43,203 --> 00:19:45,205
Okay? We get it every day.

508
00:19:45,248 --> 00:19:47,032
We get it every day.I'm not jealous, I'm not--

509
00:19:47,076 --> 00:19:48,251
no, I'm not jealous.
I'm just saying,
I read the report.

510
00:19:48,295 --> 00:19:50,253
Okay? And the guy
was barely a cannibal.

511
00:19:50,297 --> 00:19:52,821
He chewed a couple fingers,
at best.
All right.

512
00:19:52,864 --> 00:19:55,998
You read the report?Yeah, and let's say the book
was better than the movie.

513
00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:59,219
Well, what you didn't
read in the report

514
00:19:59,262 --> 00:20:02,134
was that he always
pissed on people.

515
00:20:04,311 --> 00:20:06,443
And he had a tiny-ass urethra,

516
00:20:06,487 --> 00:20:10,404
so the stream was
extremely powerful.

517
00:20:10,447 --> 00:20:12,493
Jesus, how do you know that?

518
00:20:12,536 --> 00:20:14,495
Because I saw it up close.

519
00:20:14,538 --> 00:20:17,454
Before Leary found me,
he fucking had me.

520
00:20:17,498 --> 00:20:21,284
And he tied me up
and that man peed on me.

521
00:20:23,330 --> 00:20:25,462
He got me real good, too.

522
00:20:27,116 --> 00:20:28,813
I still have nightmares
about it.

523
00:20:28,857 --> 00:20:33,949
I still wake up with a fucking
phantom wet foot from that.

524
00:20:33,992 --> 00:20:38,040
This man peed on me so much,

525
00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:40,608
whatever amount of pee
you're picturing,

526
00:20:40,651 --> 00:20:44,046
it's so much more than that.

527
00:20:44,089 --> 00:20:46,396
Well, I'm picturing you,
like, drenched.

528
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,311
Completely drenched.

529
00:20:48,355 --> 00:20:50,444
Double it.

530
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,360
Have you ever been peed on?

531
00:20:53,403 --> 00:20:56,406
No, and I have never
drunk anybody's pee

532
00:20:56,450 --> 00:20:58,713
or, you know, anything
like that, if that's
what you're thinking.

533
00:20:58,756 --> 00:21:00,280
I'm just saying, I haven't--
I don't know--

534
00:21:00,323 --> 00:21:01,933
this is not my story,
this is your thing.

535
00:21:01,977 --> 00:21:03,413
Go. You go, please.

536
00:21:03,457 --> 00:21:08,723
Leary and I were ordered
not to talk to the media.

537
00:21:08,766 --> 00:21:13,205
So the... peeing stuff
never came out.

538
00:21:13,249 --> 00:21:18,863
And once... the papers
gave him a flashy name,

539
00:21:18,907 --> 00:21:24,173
that stuck, and it was, it
was good for the department,

540
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:26,741
so that was that.

541
00:21:26,784 --> 00:21:29,396
[sniffles]

542
00:21:29,439 --> 00:21:31,615
[crying]:
It's like...

543
00:21:31,659 --> 00:21:36,316
I'm fucking dehydrated
all the time.

544
00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:38,840
I-I can't look at liquids.

545
00:21:38,883 --> 00:21:41,582
Do you like water?

546
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:43,410
Yeah.

547
00:21:43,453 --> 00:21:47,283
I fucking love water.
I can't drink it anymore.

548
00:21:47,327 --> 00:21:50,373
I know.'Cause it reminds me

549
00:21:50,417 --> 00:21:53,115
of the pee.Pee.

550
00:21:53,158 --> 00:21:55,813
I can't imagine
what that feels like.

551
00:21:55,857 --> 00:21:57,598
You want to know
what it feels like?

552
00:21:59,426 --> 00:22:01,384
Hey. What the fuck?

553
00:22:01,428 --> 00:22:03,081
That.

554
00:22:03,125 --> 00:22:05,693
Who's the little bitch now?

555
00:22:05,736 --> 00:22:08,348
I never called you
a little bitch.

556
00:22:08,391 --> 00:22:10,350
Yeah.It's okay. It's okay.

557
00:22:10,393 --> 00:22:12,656
You obviously need
to get this off your chest.

558
00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:14,179
Do you want another dick punch?

559
00:22:14,223 --> 00:22:16,356
I'm sorry the Carlsbad Cannibal
peed on you.

560
00:22:16,399 --> 00:22:19,141
Well, he didn't. So shut up.

561
00:22:19,184 --> 00:22:22,927
You just told me he did
in incredible detail.

562
00:22:22,971 --> 00:22:27,584
Well, I was lying,
and you fell for it.

563
00:22:29,369 --> 00:22:31,806
[voice breaking]:
You fucking fell for it.Okay.

564
00:22:31,849 --> 00:22:34,417
Okay. Okay.

565
00:22:34,461 --> 00:22:36,941
[crying]:
You fell for it.
Okay.

566
00:22:39,814 --> 00:22:43,383
[crying]

567
00:22:43,426 --> 00:22:45,994
Hey.

568
00:22:46,037 --> 00:22:48,388
Don't fucking touch me.

569
00:22:51,086 --> 00:22:55,307
[sobbing]:
Don't fucking touch me...

570
00:22:55,351 --> 00:22:57,962
Okay...

571
00:22:58,006 --> 00:23:01,009
LEARY:
You know, I-I, uh...

572
00:23:01,052 --> 00:23:02,750
I thought about becoming
one of Haldeman's dirty cops

573
00:23:02,793 --> 00:23:05,013
just so I could get caught
and go to jail

574
00:23:05,056 --> 00:23:09,670
and not see her... anymore.

575
00:23:09,713 --> 00:23:12,324
That's so sad.

576
00:23:12,368 --> 00:23:15,806
So, um, do you want
to make out?

577
00:23:15,850 --> 00:23:17,460
Uh, I don't fucking kiss people.

578
00:23:17,504 --> 00:23:19,157
Oh.

579
00:23:19,201 --> 00:23:21,464
But I could give you a hand job.

580
00:23:21,508 --> 00:23:24,467
Oh, that'll be super.

581
00:23:24,511 --> 00:23:25,512
[unzips]

582
00:23:25,555 --> 00:23:26,904
[laughs]:
Okay. Here we go.

583
00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:28,515
FATIMA:
All units, stand by.

584
00:23:28,558 --> 00:23:30,038
Get in position for the raid.

585
00:23:30,081 --> 00:23:31,648
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

586
00:23:31,692 --> 00:23:33,520
Shit, shit, shit.

587
00:23:33,563 --> 00:23:35,478
Uh, Dispatch, uh, can we
hold off on that raid for,

588
00:23:35,522 --> 00:23:37,088
like, five minutes, please?

589
00:23:37,132 --> 00:23:39,830
Uh, no.Uh, okay, how about two minutes?

590
00:23:39,874 --> 00:23:41,528
Just two minutes, please?
Two minutes? Two minutes?

591
00:23:41,571 --> 00:23:43,138
Nope.

592
00:23:43,181 --> 00:23:44,487
We are beginning the raid.[sighs]

593
00:23:44,531 --> 00:23:47,359
Confirm you're in position
and ready.

594
00:23:47,403 --> 00:23:49,361
TOLBECK:
This is Car 27,

595
00:23:49,405 --> 00:23:53,365
in... position.

596
00:23:53,409 --> 00:23:56,064
Copy that. The crowd is
gathering for the cockfight.

597
00:23:56,107 --> 00:23:58,936
Just waiting for the final go
from FBI, any second now.

598
00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:01,722
["In a Black Out"
by Hamilton Leithauser playing]

599
00:24:01,765 --> 00:24:03,463
[indistinct chatter]

600
00:24:05,987 --> 00:24:07,554
[clucking]

601
00:24:09,643 --> 00:24:14,865
♪ I live in a nameless town

602
00:24:14,909 --> 00:24:16,388
♪ No need...

603
00:24:16,432 --> 00:24:18,434
Hey.

604
00:24:20,349 --> 00:24:22,307
It's okay.
Yeah, yeah.

605
00:24:22,351 --> 00:24:25,397
Nathan had a good
life. You know?

606
00:24:25,441 --> 00:24:26,877
I mean, I don't know that.

607
00:24:26,921 --> 00:24:29,053
But he had a killer last day.

608
00:24:29,097 --> 00:24:30,620
I suspect.

609
00:24:30,664 --> 00:24:33,580
[sniffles]

610
00:24:33,623 --> 00:24:38,672
♪ Many friends
have said good-bye ♪

611
00:24:38,715 --> 00:24:42,850
♪ Paraded out in...

612
00:24:42,893 --> 00:24:45,417
FRANKIE: He's here.
That's El Chappie.

613
00:24:45,461 --> 00:24:46,984
♪ I say they all just lost

614
00:24:47,028 --> 00:24:48,899
[cheering, applause]

615
00:24:48,943 --> 00:24:52,512
♪ Their minds...

616
00:24:58,605 --> 00:25:00,345
Hey. Don't worry.

617
00:25:00,389 --> 00:25:03,218
It's your first
cockfight, all right?

618
00:25:03,261 --> 00:25:07,091
Nathan is only gonna suffer
a couple of minutes, tops.

619
00:25:07,135 --> 00:25:09,529
♪ Halogen lamps

620
00:25:09,572 --> 00:25:13,097
♪ Oh, it all went away...

621
00:25:13,141 --> 00:25:16,100
BELL:
All SDPD units in place.

622
00:25:16,144 --> 00:25:17,362
FATIMA: Roger that.
Raid will move forward

623
00:25:17,406 --> 00:25:18,668
on word from Goldilocks.
Stand by.

624
00:25:18,712 --> 00:25:20,975
MAN:
Let's bring El Chappie down.

625
00:25:21,018 --> 00:25:22,542
Copy that.

626
00:25:22,585 --> 00:25:23,717
Let's do this.Let's do it, let's do it,

627
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,501
let's do it.

628
00:25:25,545 --> 00:25:27,242
[exhales]

629
00:25:27,285 --> 00:25:31,507
♪ When the tide comes

630
00:25:33,378 --> 00:25:35,903
♪ Rolling...

631
00:25:35,946 --> 00:25:39,776
WOMAN: All units, be advised,
SWAT is waiting on FBI's word.

632
00:25:45,695 --> 00:25:47,479
What are you doing? You good?

633
00:25:47,523 --> 00:25:49,743
Yeah. Yeah.

634
00:25:49,786 --> 00:25:50,787
Yeah.
Good.

635
00:25:50,831 --> 00:25:52,049
Everything's good.
Yeah.

636
00:25:52,093 --> 00:25:54,051
[exhales sharply]

637
00:25:54,095 --> 00:25:57,011
That cock is huge.

638
00:25:57,054 --> 00:25:59,274
It's a huge fucking cock.Yeah.

639
00:25:59,317 --> 00:26:02,059
All units, stand down.
I repeat: all units, stand down.

640
00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:03,626
FBI override.

641
00:26:03,670 --> 00:26:05,410
The raid has been canceled.

642
00:26:05,454 --> 00:26:06,542
[both groan]

643
00:26:06,586 --> 00:26:08,500
What? Again?
Oh, man.

644
00:26:08,544 --> 00:26:10,111
Jesus Christ.

645
00:26:10,154 --> 00:26:12,548
I wore this suit for nothing.

646
00:26:12,592 --> 00:26:15,159
Shit, they canceled the raid?
I got to call my bookie.

647
00:26:15,203 --> 00:26:18,249
Yeah, username JJ246,

648
00:26:18,293 --> 00:26:20,948
password is bingbong123.

649
00:26:20,991 --> 00:26:22,950
Yeah, I want you
to empty my account

650
00:26:22,993 --> 00:26:25,866
and put it all on Big Boy.

651
00:26:25,909 --> 00:26:27,868
Everything!

652
00:26:27,911 --> 00:26:29,652
♪ A room...

653
00:26:29,696 --> 00:26:31,698
[crows]

654
00:26:31,741 --> 00:26:34,135
♪ With all our stuff

655
00:26:34,178 --> 00:26:36,180
♪ When you come home

656
00:26:36,224 --> 00:26:37,268
MARCO: Come on, Nathan,
come on, Nathan.

657
00:26:37,312 --> 00:26:38,879
♪ I'd lift you up

658
00:26:38,922 --> 00:26:42,752
♪ And there's only
the two of us... ♪

659
00:26:42,796 --> 00:26:44,188
Come on, Nathan,
come on, Nathan.

660
00:26:44,232 --> 00:26:47,844
Come on, Nathan!
Come on, Nathan!

661
00:26:47,888 --> 00:26:49,890
[crows]

662
00:26:57,985 --> 00:26:59,334
Oh! Ugh.

663
00:26:59,377 --> 00:27:01,641
I don't want to look.

664
00:27:01,684 --> 00:27:03,599
Whoa.
Ugh, yikes.

665
00:27:03,643 --> 00:27:05,122
Ooh, damn.Come on, Nathan.

666
00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:06,689
Come on, Nathan!

667
00:27:06,733 --> 00:27:08,473
Come on-- yes, yes, yes!Murder!

668
00:27:08,517 --> 00:27:09,953
Murder! Bring it!
Bring it!

669
00:27:09,997 --> 00:27:11,476
Yes, yes, yes, oh!Yeah, yeah.

670
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,696
♪ There's only the two
of us... ♪

671
00:27:13,740 --> 00:27:15,045
[crunches]

672
00:27:15,089 --> 00:27:17,265
[rooster crows]

673
00:27:17,308 --> 00:27:18,701
[laughs]

674
00:27:18,745 --> 00:27:21,748
[both cheer and laugh]

675
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:29,669
♪ Now you're sleeping
in the back ♪

676
00:27:29,712 --> 00:27:35,239
♪ Of a speeding yellow cab

677
00:27:35,283 --> 00:27:38,852
♪ Throw a kiss good-bye

678
00:27:38,895 --> 00:27:42,638
♪ To all of that.

679
00:27:42,682 --> 00:27:44,596
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680
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:46,947
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