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Previously onNo Activity...

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When we make this drug bust,
we may even get a medal.

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A big, shiny medal.

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Mason, it's fun to be at work
with Mommy, isn't it?

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Do you have any videos
of you in the nude?

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Or even just titties?No.

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I got a surprise for you
for movie night.

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Fresh popcorn.

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I'm briefing the boys
right now.

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Haldeman, DEA.Hey, man.

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So the raid is on?Boys, it's on.

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HALDEMAN: So, you guys
are gonna be Team Cobra.

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Are you ready
to fuck this thing?

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Oh, dude, we are ready.

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[gunfire nearby]Turn that off.

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[popper quiets]

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[gunfire nearby]

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Where did that come from?
That was gunfire, no?Yeah.

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CULLEN: What the fuck, they
haven't called anything
through.

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TOLBECK:
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

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CULLEN:
What? Where's the radio?

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TOLBECK: I unplugged the radio.
I forgot to plug it back in.

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CULLEN: What the--
Why did you do that?!

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TOLBECK:
Because of the popcorn machine.

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CULLEN: You fucking idiot.
Plug it back in!

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FATIMA:
Car 14, suspect approaching.

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He should be
right on top of you.

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We're missing it!
We are missing this!Oh, fuck!

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Come on!
It's not my fault.

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Shut up! Grab your vest.

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Oh, man, it's not my fault.Jesus Christ.

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You and your fucking
fresh popcorn!

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Come on![helicopter whirring overhead]

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Yeah, well, it makes
the movie experience better!

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Shut up![grunts]

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If we miss this,
I'm gonna fucking kill you.

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Come on, come on.Okay. Go, go, go, go, go!

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Here we go. This is it.

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Hey, watch out.Hey, hey, stay back.

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No, no, no, it's okay.This area's hot.

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This is our bust.We were here first.

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Ch-Check it out.Stay back.

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[both panting]

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FATIMA:
Confirming all units.

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The raid is completed
and successful. Dispatch out.

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CULLEN:
That's it between us. That's it.

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Come on, you don't mean...No, no, no.

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Don't...
Come on, Cullen.

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Don't follow me!
Don't you follow me.

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Hey, put the...

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-Fuck!
-♪ It's over, it's over...

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[distantly]: Seriously,
we are done professionally!

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♪ It's over now...

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Cullen? Cullen?

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Come on, buddy, where you at?

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Yo, Cullen.

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Hey, Cullen.

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Zip up the fucking bag, man.

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You just want to spill
a bunch of money?

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Are you fucking nuts?

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MAN: Hold on, hold on.
Haldeman, we got company.

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Thanks, man.

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Oh. I know you,
don't I?

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What are you, uh,
Team Cobra, right?

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Yeah.

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Hey.Haldeman.
How are you doing?

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All right, how are you?

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Great. Perfect.
Uh, what are you doing?

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Oh, I was just looking
for my partner, Cullen?

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Oh, yeah.
Is that the, uh--

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what is that-- the, uh,
shirt dicking guy? Cullen?

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Oh, no. That's my wife's
live-in lover, Kyle.

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He shirt dicks.

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Cullen and I, we just talk
about shirt dicking.

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Oh. That's cool.Okay.

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I should get going.
I'm gonna... I'm gonna go.

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All right.
Well, it's good to see you.Yeah.

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I didn't see anything, so...[chuckles]

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What does that mean?
Why would you say that?

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Why did you just say that?

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It... it's just something that
I say whenever I leave a room.

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I think I saw it on the TV.

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I love TV. What show?

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Um...

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Forged in Fire?

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Forged in Fire?

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The competitive bladesmith show?

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You know Forged in Fire?I've watched every

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fucking episode.
I'm a bladesmith.

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Oh... Okay...I make swords.

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That's my thing. I've never
heard someone say that.

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Right. Maybe I'm thinking
of another bladesmith show...

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No, Forged in Fire'sthe one.

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Yeah.So what are you thinking of?

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I... I don't remember.

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I should probably get going.[chuckles]

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So...You got to remind me again,

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'cause now I feel nervous.

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Did you see anything?

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I didn't see anything.Are you sure
you didn't see anything?

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That's a good answer.
There's a reward to that answer.

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Really?
Hey, O'Reilly,
throw me a block.

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Oh, no. You don't
have to do that.

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Hey, you know what this is?

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That's for you. Do you
understand what I'm saying?

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That's a little cheese.

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For the little mouse.

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Uh, no, I'm, uh,

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I'm lactose intolerant.

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[both laugh]

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Me, too.Oh.

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But this is the kind of cheese
you're gonna like.

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Do you know
what I'm saying?

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It's silence cheese.

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Open your mouth.

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What?

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Open your mouth,
you fat, little mouse,

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so I can fill it with cheese.

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Open bigger.Ah.

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Close it.

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Now let me ask you something,
you fat, little mouse.

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Are you gonna ride

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with me on our team?

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Or you gonna try your luck
on your own?

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Hmm.

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["Happiness, Missouri"
by El Vy playing]

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♪ While away while
someone counts the minutes ♪

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♪ Happiness, Missouri,
I got to get your mind off ♪

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♪ By the way,
I told you we were in this ♪

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♪ Happiness, Missouri,
I got to get your mind off it. ♪

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♪

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MAN: The current San Diego PD
corruption scandal

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is being called
the worst abuse of power

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in a generation. WOMAN: Thus far, 28 officers have been indicted

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on charges from racketeering
to extortion.

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WOMAN 2: Decorated Special Agent
Josh Haldeman is expected

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to be sentenced later today.

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MAN: Simply put, both cops
and robbers said Ralph Dyer...

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WOMAN 2:
Acting Commissioner Garcia

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has vowed to weed out
all corrupt officers

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in the SD PD.

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TOLBECK:
Question.

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How many hairdryers
do you have?

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Uh, none.
Yeah.

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You?
Same here. None.

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Okay, four.
That's too many, right?

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Mm, I think you know
the answer to that.[sighs]

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I don't know, it's just
that the HotPro Ceramic

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just came out with a new,
limited edition gold model.

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It's pretty expensive.

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Take the biggest number
you can think of,

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and then double it.Another wise
investment by Tolbeck.

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Man, you have been burning
through the money lately.

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I don't know. I use this thing,
and I just feel like a real man.

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I see myself
in the mirror using it,

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and I just go,
"God, I want to be that guy."

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And then I realize
I amthat guy.

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I get really happy.

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Then I'll get sad.

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It's a real
roller coaster ride up here.Mm.

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JANICE [over radio]:
Car 27, please report.

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Car 27?

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Car 27. No activity.

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Copy that.[phone chimes]

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Oh, looks like

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church service started.

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Praise be the rectangle.

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Uh, Janice, um... wait.

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What?Okay, um...

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it looks like my laptop
was hacked.

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Oh.And the hacker...

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okay, um, he activated
the camera on it,

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you know, and
recorded me in a...

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compromising situation.Hmm.

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All right, well...

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what's it about? Money?
Is that what they want?

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Yeah. Or they're gonna releaseHmm.

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the video to everyone
in my contacts list.

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What's on the video?

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Oh.

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"Oh" what?
What'd they catch you doing?

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Um...

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you know, like...What?

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What-What's this? You trying
to pet a frog or a toad?

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Um, well...

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[whispers]:
I was...

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Oh, you were jilling off?

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Yeah-- Don't call it
jilling off.That's what it is.

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I mean, this is jacking off.
This is jilling off.Sure.

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I just don't like that word.You're the one making
jilling off videos.

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Don't get all prudish on me now.

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I wasn't making a video.Oh, please.

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Don't be naive.
Leaving your camera uncovered

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is like walking into a biker bar
in a short skirt,

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leaning up against
the pinball machine.

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Janice, this isn't helping.
I don't know what to do.

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[sighs] Give me the phone.

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I'll write the guy.
Give it to me.

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Are you sure?I'll respond.
Yes, just give it to me.

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Geez, look how wet it is.

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Ugh, were you jilling
on this phone?

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No. I'm sweating.What's this smear on here?

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I'm nervous.Whatever. Okay.

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"Dear Jerk-off Face,

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"may your mother sit on a knife

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while you choke
on a pit bull's dick."

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Yeah.No, what's better?
"A Great Dane's dick.

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Go fuck yourself. Signing off."

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[message sends]There you have it.
You owe me one.

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Okay.Feel better?

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Check it off your list, sister.

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Oh, damn it!

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What? What? What?Fuck.

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I should have said
coyote's dick.

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It's a lot coarser,
like, uh, steel wool.

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Would have had more power,
you know, more of a punch.

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Damn it!

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CULLEN:
Hey, what do we got?[snaps fingers]

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TOLBECK:
Ooh.

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We got some movement.All right.

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Dispatch, this is Car 27.

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JANICE:
Go ahead, Car 27.

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We have a shadowy figure.It's average height.

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Average height.Average build,

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I would say.Average build, I would say.

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He's carrying...
What is he carrying?And carrying...

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something.
He's gone.

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He's gone.Uh, he's gone.

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Over.

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JANICE: Wow, great description,
guys. Dispatch out. Idiots.

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[grunts]

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Anybody here?

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Oh, shit.

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Okay, just relax.

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My name is Marco.
I'm the new trainer.

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This is the challenger,
Señor Feathers.

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I took over
for Roberto.

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I was supposed to see Frank.
Are you Frank?

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Oh, shit, okay-- oh, fuck.
Okay, okay, okay.

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There's a password.
Okay, okay.

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The best season of
The Great British Bake Off

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is season 2.

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[sighs]

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That bird is
deceptively heavy. Wow.

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This place is great.

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[groans]

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Sorry we snuck up
on you like that.

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I like to get to the
place early, you know,

251
00:10:10,761 --> 00:10:12,981
so Señor Feathers can
get out, walk around,

252
00:10:13,024 --> 00:10:15,505
get the lay of the land,
get to know the ring.

253
00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:18,769
You know, cockfight, it's,
like, 90% intellectual.

254
00:10:18,813 --> 00:10:20,771
It's all psychology
for the bird.

255
00:10:20,815 --> 00:10:23,948
[rooster clucking softly]

256
00:10:23,992 --> 00:10:27,212
How long you been,
uh, doing cockfights?

257
00:10:28,997 --> 00:10:30,607
That's all right.
We can just sit here,

258
00:10:30,651 --> 00:10:33,523
be quiet,
I'm good with that.

259
00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,786
You know what I caught
the other day

260
00:10:35,830 --> 00:10:39,224
on cable? Jumanji.The original.

261
00:10:39,268 --> 00:10:42,575
Not Jumanjifrom now
with, you know...

262
00:10:45,491 --> 00:10:46,971
What's the
guy's name?

263
00:10:47,015 --> 00:10:50,758
Wrestler who's
now in movies?

264
00:10:54,413 --> 00:10:56,111
Oh, here he is,
here he is, here he is.Okay.

265
00:10:56,154 --> 00:10:58,417
Haldeman is about to give his
statement. You want to listen?

266
00:10:58,461 --> 00:10:59,941
CULLEN: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Turn it up, turn it up.

267
00:10:59,984 --> 00:11:02,030
I got 50 bucks
on the prison pool.

268
00:11:02,073 --> 00:11:03,466
Hm.

269
00:11:03,509 --> 00:11:05,947
HALDEMAN: I want to start
by saying that, uh,

270
00:11:05,990 --> 00:11:07,818
these corruption
stories are true.

271
00:11:07,862 --> 00:11:10,995
At the time, I said to myself
that what I did was okay.

272
00:11:11,039 --> 00:11:13,824
Oh, man,
that sucks, man.
Yeah.

273
00:11:13,868 --> 00:11:16,305
Haldeman was our shortstop
on the softball team.

274
00:11:16,348 --> 00:11:17,959
He had the mitt
of an angel.

275
00:11:18,002 --> 00:11:19,003
Yeah, that's what's
bad about this.

276
00:11:19,047 --> 00:11:20,657
Your police
softball team

277
00:11:20,701 --> 00:11:22,224
is down a shortstop,
and by the way,

278
00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:23,486
that's half your softball team

279
00:11:23,529 --> 00:11:24,748
has gone down
for corruption now.

280
00:11:24,792 --> 00:11:26,837
Boy, would you calm down?

281
00:11:26,881 --> 00:11:28,447
You're, like, yelling
at me right now.

282
00:11:28,491 --> 00:11:29,710
Whatever.

283
00:11:29,753 --> 00:11:31,712
That's a predicament for them.

284
00:11:31,755 --> 00:11:33,017
And, uh,

285
00:11:33,061 --> 00:11:35,803
the power I had over
these junior officers...

286
00:11:35,846 --> 00:11:38,936
Where have I heard this before?

287
00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:41,765
Is this Louis C.K.'s
apology?
I'll check.

288
00:11:41,809 --> 00:11:44,681
...policing and doing
anything I want.

289
00:11:44,725 --> 00:11:47,292
HALDEMAN and TOLBECK:
I will now step back

290
00:11:47,336 --> 00:11:49,947
and take a long time to listen.

291
00:11:49,991 --> 00:11:50,992
Thank you.

292
00:11:51,035 --> 00:11:53,298
Yep, Louis C.K.,
word for word.

293
00:11:53,342 --> 00:11:55,300
Oh, my God.Mm, mm, mm.

294
00:11:55,344 --> 00:11:56,867
Of all the apologies,
why steal the one

295
00:11:56,911 --> 00:11:58,913
where the guy doesn't even say
the word "sorry"?

296
00:11:58,956 --> 00:12:00,479
REPORTER: That was Agent
Josh Haldeman's statement...

297
00:12:00,523 --> 00:12:05,180
No. Ugh, he was, like,
my favorite cop.

298
00:12:05,223 --> 00:12:07,182
Now I can't like him anymore.

299
00:12:07,225 --> 00:12:08,487
REPORTER: The disgraced
agent was sentenced

300
00:12:08,531 --> 00:12:10,576
to six years in prison.[both wince]

301
00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:12,840
Fucking six years? I had seven.
That's 50 bucks.

302
00:12:12,883 --> 00:12:14,798
Mm, that's a good thing.

303
00:12:14,842 --> 00:12:17,192
Car 27, any word
on the raid?

304
00:12:17,235 --> 00:12:19,411
FATIMA:
Nope. Not yet.

305
00:12:19,455 --> 00:12:21,022
Copy that.

306
00:12:21,065 --> 00:12:24,982
Man, my grandfather
flew B-29s over Japan.

307
00:12:25,026 --> 00:12:27,028
I'm sitting here
waiting for

308
00:12:27,071 --> 00:12:28,638
two fat birds
to peck each other.

309
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:29,682
[chuckles]

310
00:12:29,726 --> 00:12:31,249
I'll tell you what,

311
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:33,295
a fat bird would not survive
a round with these athletes.

312
00:12:33,338 --> 00:12:36,080
What, are you an expert
on cockfighting now?

313
00:12:36,124 --> 00:12:37,995
No, I'm not an
expert, but, uh,

314
00:12:38,039 --> 00:12:39,867
when I was a kid,
my uncle Lavester

315
00:12:39,910 --> 00:12:41,390
had fighting birds, okay?

316
00:12:41,433 --> 00:12:42,870
Hm.
They're very mean.

317
00:12:42,913 --> 00:12:44,262
They're very
mischievous, too.

318
00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:46,699
Hm.
Yeah, one of them
burned his house down.

319
00:12:46,743 --> 00:12:48,614
What?
Yeah.

320
00:12:48,658 --> 00:12:50,486
He had this rooster,
it was at his house,

321
00:12:50,529 --> 00:12:54,272
he left, came back,
house was burned down.

322
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:57,014
And he said a rooster did that?

323
00:12:57,058 --> 00:12:59,538
A rooster burned down his house?

324
00:12:59,582 --> 00:13:01,889
Yeah... You know,
now that I say it out loud,

325
00:13:01,932 --> 00:13:03,934
it doesn't sound like
it could be true.
Mm.

326
00:13:08,199 --> 00:13:09,679
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

327
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,594
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What is it?

328
00:13:11,637 --> 00:13:13,161
This pervert sent me
a screenshot

329
00:13:13,204 --> 00:13:14,945
of the video.
Oh, fuck, he's serious.

330
00:13:14,989 --> 00:13:16,207
Let me see it.

331
00:13:16,251 --> 00:13:17,818
No, Janice,
I don't know...
Please.

332
00:13:17,861 --> 00:13:19,645
I don't want you
to see me like this.

333
00:13:19,689 --> 00:13:23,258
Don't drag it out,
give it to me.

334
00:13:23,301 --> 00:13:25,826
[laughing]

335
00:13:25,869 --> 00:13:28,176
That's your pleasure face?
Oh, my God.

336
00:13:28,219 --> 00:13:29,873
You look like a dog
getting an injection.

337
00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:32,615
No one was ever
supposed to see this.

338
00:13:32,658 --> 00:13:34,704
It's remarkable.
You know, it reminds me,

339
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,619
did you ever see that movie Silence of the Lambs

340
00:13:36,662 --> 00:13:38,055
when Agent Starling
goes to that storage unit

341
00:13:38,099 --> 00:13:40,710
and she see that head
in formaldehyde?

342
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:41,885
Well, you look
like that,

343
00:13:41,929 --> 00:13:43,887
but with less lipstick.
[laughing]

344
00:13:43,931 --> 00:13:46,063
Thanks, Janice. No, come on.

345
00:13:46,107 --> 00:13:47,543
Oh, look it here,
he's only asking

346
00:13:47,586 --> 00:13:50,546
for 700 bucks. That's easy,
that's chump change.

347
00:13:50,589 --> 00:13:52,243
That's low?
Oh.

348
00:13:52,287 --> 00:13:54,115
He's got a Venmo account.
You got one of those?

349
00:13:54,158 --> 00:13:56,247
Yeah.
Perf.

350
00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:59,163
Write it down,
let me give you his name.Okay.

351
00:13:59,207 --> 00:14:01,339
Mm-hmm. It is

352
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:03,124
"nosamlogboy69."

353
00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:05,300
Aw, shit.
Okay.

354
00:14:05,343 --> 00:14:06,562
[laughing]
What?

355
00:14:06,605 --> 00:14:08,129
What, what, what?

356
00:14:08,172 --> 00:14:09,870
It's Mason.

357
00:14:09,913 --> 00:14:12,046
It's Mason?

358
00:14:12,089 --> 00:14:13,525
Mason backwards,
"nosam."

359
00:14:13,569 --> 00:14:16,093
Like, the kids call him
"logboy" at school,

360
00:14:16,137 --> 00:14:18,313
and "69," I have
no idea what that is,

361
00:14:18,356 --> 00:14:22,230
but I should've known, it's got
his fingerprints all over this.

362
00:14:22,273 --> 00:14:24,275
Your son Mason has the video?Yeah.

363
00:14:24,319 --> 00:14:26,974
Can you believe it?Yes?

364
00:14:27,017 --> 00:14:29,672
I mean, where do they learn this
stuff? I got to give him credit.

365
00:14:29,715 --> 00:14:31,065
At least we
can end this.

366
00:14:31,108 --> 00:14:34,242
Do you want to call him?

367
00:14:34,285 --> 00:14:35,896
Me?

368
00:14:35,939 --> 00:14:37,158
Yeah.No. I'm not getting involved.

369
00:14:37,201 --> 00:14:38,159
This is your problem.

370
00:14:38,202 --> 00:14:40,161
Don't involve me.

371
00:14:40,204 --> 00:14:42,424
But you're his mother.

372
00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:44,469
I'm not that kind of mother.
I don't henpeck him.

373
00:14:44,513 --> 00:14:46,123
I don't still breastfeed him.

374
00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:48,604
I got him on a long leash.
We have separate lives.

375
00:14:48,647 --> 00:14:50,171
This is your
problem, baby.

376
00:14:50,214 --> 00:14:51,650
Okay.
Here.

377
00:14:51,694 --> 00:14:53,261
You call him, but when you do,

378
00:14:53,304 --> 00:14:55,306
tell him he owes me ten bucks.
He knows why.

379
00:14:58,353 --> 00:15:00,572
MARCO: And I mean,
you could clearly see,

380
00:15:00,616 --> 00:15:03,358
in the background,
one of the munchkins

381
00:15:03,401 --> 00:15:06,274
has hung himself.
I mean, that's cra-- Oh!

382
00:15:06,317 --> 00:15:08,363
Three Men and a Baby.Okay?
Do you know this one?

383
00:15:08,406 --> 00:15:10,278
So there is,
in one of the scenes,

384
00:15:10,321 --> 00:15:12,106
a ghost behind the curtains

385
00:15:12,149 --> 00:15:14,064
in the San Francisco
apartment, right?

386
00:15:14,108 --> 00:15:16,066
We caught it on film.

387
00:15:16,110 --> 00:15:17,372
Why aren't people
talking about this more?

388
00:15:17,415 --> 00:15:18,547
[sneezes]Why aren't we...

389
00:15:21,028 --> 00:15:22,812
Why... Why aren't we

390
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,161
investigating?

391
00:15:24,205 --> 00:15:25,989
Why aren't we putting people
on the case,

392
00:15:26,033 --> 00:15:28,252
so that we can figure out
how many times

393
00:15:28,296 --> 00:15:29,732
we've captured--
Whoa!

394
00:15:29,775 --> 00:15:31,734
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Okay, okay, okay.

395
00:15:31,777 --> 00:15:33,301
You're a woman, okay.

396
00:15:33,344 --> 00:15:34,650
Is that gonna be
a fucking problem?
No!

397
00:15:34,693 --> 00:15:36,695
What? A problem? No.
Why would it be a problem?

398
00:15:36,739 --> 00:15:38,697
I love women.
Not only that,

399
00:15:38,741 --> 00:15:40,395
but I'm close with
the women in my family,

400
00:15:40,438 --> 00:15:42,179
my aunty,
I love my mom so much...

401
00:15:42,223 --> 00:15:43,920
I'm gonna fuck your mom,
you little pussy-ass bitch.

402
00:15:43,964 --> 00:15:46,140
What? Why?Listen to me,
you turd, my job here

403
00:15:46,183 --> 00:15:48,359
is easier if bitches like you
don't think of me as a woman.

404
00:15:48,403 --> 00:15:52,537
So you listen to me,
you racially ambiguous pirate.

405
00:15:52,581 --> 00:15:54,626
What does that even mean?You never saw
this, okay?

406
00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:56,324
My name is Frank.

407
00:15:56,367 --> 00:15:58,369
I don't get harassed, and I
don't get fucking disrespected,

408
00:15:58,413 --> 00:16:00,197
and if you have
a problem with that,

409
00:16:00,241 --> 00:16:03,940
then you can choke
on my big, black dick.

410
00:16:03,984 --> 00:16:06,247
Okay, all right, that--

411
00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:08,597
I got to say something.
If you're gonna try

412
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:11,121
and pull off this whole
"I'm a guy" thing,

413
00:16:11,165 --> 00:16:13,036
don't sneeze
like a woodland nymph.

414
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,169
You know, it's, frankly,
a dead giveaway.

415
00:16:15,212 --> 00:16:17,127
Also, that beard.

416
00:16:17,171 --> 00:16:20,261
I mean, it looks terrible.

417
00:16:20,304 --> 00:16:21,697
Are you fucking
kidding me?

418
00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:23,220
It looks like
a five-year-old did it.

419
00:16:23,264 --> 00:16:24,265
Your beard is insane.

420
00:16:24,308 --> 00:16:25,744
My beard is a real beard.

421
00:16:25,788 --> 00:16:27,398
It looks like you're
starting a church,

422
00:16:27,442 --> 00:16:29,835
but no one's gonna join 'cause
of your weird-ass fucking beard.

423
00:16:29,879 --> 00:16:31,272
Your beard looks like
just somebody threw

424
00:16:31,315 --> 00:16:32,621
a bunch of dirt on your face,

425
00:16:32,664 --> 00:16:34,449
and a bunch of it stuck
to this area

426
00:16:34,492 --> 00:16:36,059
'cause you were sweating
at the chin.

427
00:16:36,103 --> 00:16:37,669
All right.Okay, listen.

428
00:16:37,713 --> 00:16:39,976
I'm really just trying to
help you with what is obviously

429
00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:41,238
a very well-researched
character.

430
00:16:41,282 --> 00:16:43,501
Here, if you don't mind...What the fuck?

431
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,286
[camera shutter clicks]Okay.

432
00:16:45,329 --> 00:16:46,852
You can't take my picture.I-I promise
I'll erase it.

433
00:16:46,896 --> 00:16:48,767
I literally am just trying
to illustrate a point.

434
00:16:48,811 --> 00:16:50,334
Look at this.

435
00:16:50,378 --> 00:16:52,380
Your eyes are so mean.

436
00:16:52,423 --> 00:16:54,338
The hood is doing great work.

437
00:16:54,382 --> 00:16:56,775
Your body language,

438
00:16:56,819 --> 00:16:58,342
everything is communicating
a threatening energy,

439
00:16:58,386 --> 00:16:59,735
which is great,

440
00:16:59,778 --> 00:17:02,085
but the beard, it honestly
just looks like

441
00:17:02,129 --> 00:17:04,000
someone threw dirt at you.Okay, good.

442
00:17:04,044 --> 00:17:06,350
Well, that's the look
I'm going for.
Great.

443
00:17:06,394 --> 00:17:10,311
But you know what?
The idea, the gall of you

444
00:17:10,354 --> 00:17:13,227
to question
my commitment to women

445
00:17:13,270 --> 00:17:15,533
is-is just over the line,
you know?

446
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:18,362
I love women. I tried to go
to the last Women's March,

447
00:17:18,406 --> 00:17:21,365
but guess what?
They fucked it up

448
00:17:21,409 --> 00:17:24,238
because public transportation
was overrun, Uber surge pricing,

449
00:17:24,281 --> 00:17:26,588
they-- You-you guys
created an environment

450
00:17:26,631 --> 00:17:29,199
where you were
disincentivizing people,

451
00:17:29,243 --> 00:17:33,247
allies, from coming
and marching in solid--

452
00:17:33,290 --> 00:17:36,206
You know what? Here's how
you run a Women's March.[gun cocks]

453
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:37,294
Wow.

454
00:17:42,343 --> 00:17:44,258
[humming]
Oh, shit,
look who it is.

455
00:17:44,301 --> 00:17:47,478
Ebenezer Splooge, once again.
Let's take him down.

456
00:17:47,522 --> 00:17:49,306
You ready? Come on.

457
00:17:49,350 --> 00:17:51,265
Let's go, get your jacket,
get your gun.
No.

458
00:17:51,308 --> 00:17:52,353
Put this away.
Come on.
No. Come on.

459
00:17:52,396 --> 00:17:54,050
Look, wait, wait, wait.Come on.

460
00:17:54,094 --> 00:17:55,791
What? What?
Let me tell
you something.

461
00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:57,662
Listen, the last time I gave Herb the...

462
00:17:57,706 --> 00:18:00,317
Herb? You know Old Man and
the Semen's real name?

463
00:18:00,361 --> 00:18:03,059
Yeah, his name
is Herb Fischer, okay?Jesus.

464
00:18:03,103 --> 00:18:05,975
Last time I gave him
his final warning, he...

465
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,369
he looked me right
in the eye and he said,

466
00:18:08,412 --> 00:18:10,501
"I love you."
Okay.

467
00:18:10,545 --> 00:18:12,286
Okay. That's, uh, that's
very touching and romantic,

468
00:18:12,329 --> 00:18:14,549
but we're still gonna
take him down.

469
00:18:14,592 --> 00:18:16,377
Okay? Let's take him down.
We've got time. He takes long.No.

470
00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:19,206
TOLBECK: Listen, we are not
going to arrest Herb, okay?

471
00:18:19,249 --> 00:18:20,598
CULLEN:
Why?

472
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:21,904
This is just
bad karma, okay?

473
00:18:21,947 --> 00:18:23,384
He's probably
just a veteran.

474
00:18:23,427 --> 00:18:25,168
He probably served
his country well

475
00:18:25,212 --> 00:18:26,387
and now he's just here

476
00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:28,519
and he just wants to get
his rocks off, okay?

477
00:18:28,563 --> 00:18:30,391
We're here
for the cockfighting.

478
00:18:30,434 --> 00:18:32,523
We're not here
for prostitution.We can do both.

479
00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:33,829
When the raid happens,
we'll do that.

480
00:18:33,872 --> 00:18:35,222
We'll take of that.
That's great.

481
00:18:35,265 --> 00:18:36,745
But how cool would
it be to take down

482
00:18:36,788 --> 00:18:38,225
a prostitution ring,
just you and me?

483
00:18:38,268 --> 00:18:39,748
Come on. Let's tick that box.

484
00:18:39,791 --> 00:18:43,186
Okay. What is up with you?

485
00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:44,318
Nothing's up with me.

486
00:18:44,361 --> 00:18:45,406
You... Don't lie to me.

487
00:18:45,449 --> 00:18:46,494
I'm not lying to you.

488
00:18:46,537 --> 00:18:47,930
I'm your work wife.

489
00:18:47,973 --> 00:18:50,062
I know when something's up.

490
00:18:50,106 --> 00:18:51,673
What's up?

491
00:18:53,762 --> 00:18:56,982
Okay, okay. I'll tell you,
but don't be weird about it.

492
00:18:57,026 --> 00:18:59,376
I won't be weird.
Okay.

493
00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:03,772
I put in an application
for the FBI.

494
00:19:07,906 --> 00:19:11,127
You okay?

495
00:19:11,171 --> 00:19:14,304
My little woodpecker's
leaving the nest.

496
00:19:14,348 --> 00:19:15,392
You're not mad?

497
00:19:15,436 --> 00:19:17,046
Are you kidding?

498
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,048
I'm so proud of you.
[sighs]

499
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,702
You'll be
an amazing FBI agent.

500
00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:23,487
Oh, thanks, man.
I appreciate that.
But I'm not there yet.

501
00:19:23,531 --> 00:19:24,880
I mean, I've only just applied.
I mean, I just feel like,

502
00:19:24,923 --> 00:19:27,274
you know, it's a great
time with everyone else

503
00:19:27,317 --> 00:19:30,146
falling down around with
all the corruption shit.Oh, yeah, yeah.

504
00:19:30,190 --> 00:19:32,496
And ticking off the boxes will
help you with your application.

505
00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:34,629
Exactly. So what do you
say? Ebenezer Splooge?

506
00:19:34,672 --> 00:19:36,500
No. Are you not
listening to me?

507
00:19:36,544 --> 00:19:38,285
He said, "I love you."

508
00:19:38,328 --> 00:19:39,721
Who cares?
I do.

509
00:19:39,764 --> 00:19:41,723
I haven't heard
"I love you" in years.

510
00:19:41,766 --> 00:19:43,115
Oh. I love you.

511
00:19:43,159 --> 00:19:44,595
Oh, bull-bullshit.
Can we go?

512
00:19:44,639 --> 00:19:45,988
That was conditional.

513
00:19:46,031 --> 00:19:50,471
Herb's love for me
is unconditional.

514
00:19:50,514 --> 00:19:52,124
What do you mean?
I-I've said I love you.

515
00:19:52,168 --> 00:19:56,477
Mm, not since August of 2014.

516
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,174
Fuck.

517
00:19:58,218 --> 00:19:59,610
What about Lisa?

518
00:19:59,654 --> 00:20:01,438
Oh, my wife?
She never says it.Yeah.

519
00:20:01,482 --> 00:20:03,005
She said married people
don't say "I love you" anymore.

520
00:20:03,048 --> 00:20:04,485
It's very passé.

521
00:20:04,528 --> 00:20:06,922
One time I tried to say
"I love you" and she booed me.

522
00:20:06,965 --> 00:20:08,489
"I love you."

523
00:20:08,532 --> 00:20:10,186
"Boo."

524
00:20:16,888 --> 00:20:19,630
[phone buzzes]

525
00:20:20,849 --> 00:20:22,633
Oh, fuck.

526
00:20:22,677 --> 00:20:23,678
What?

527
00:20:23,721 --> 00:20:26,202
Big Boy's sick.

528
00:20:26,246 --> 00:20:28,291
Uh-huh.

529
00:20:28,335 --> 00:20:30,293
Big Boy.

530
00:20:30,337 --> 00:20:33,296
The champion cock.
The rooster that your bird...Ah.

531
00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:34,819
...is fighting tonight?Yeah.

532
00:20:34,863 --> 00:20:36,778
Big Boy. Mm-hmm.Yeah. 43 fights,
43 kills.

533
00:20:36,821 --> 00:20:40,390
Three blindings. 14 unpecked
fights. 35 beak-outs.

534
00:20:40,434 --> 00:20:42,610
He's fucking huge.
He's a monster.

535
00:20:42,653 --> 00:20:44,351
He's been on
El Salvadorian Ellen.

536
00:20:44,394 --> 00:20:46,483
One time, he completely ate
the challenger.What?

537
00:20:46,527 --> 00:20:48,877
That...
For real?

538
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,835
Yeah. That Big Boy.

539
00:20:50,879 --> 00:20:53,273
Wow. Okay. Well,
maybe this is

540
00:20:53,316 --> 00:20:55,405
good news, right? If he can't
compete, Señor Feathers wins.

541
00:20:55,449 --> 00:20:58,234
What? No. Are you
out of your mind?

542
00:20:58,278 --> 00:21:00,367
That's not how cockfighting
works. This isn't chess.

543
00:21:00,410 --> 00:21:02,934
He doesn't win because
the opponent doesn't show up.

544
00:21:02,978 --> 00:21:06,895
We sit here and we wait
for Big Boy to feel better.

545
00:21:06,938 --> 00:21:11,160
Wait, we wait here for
a rooster to get better?

546
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:14,337
Yes, that's the job.

547
00:21:14,381 --> 00:21:15,469
All right.

548
00:21:15,512 --> 00:21:17,514
[sighs]

549
00:21:20,865 --> 00:21:23,172
Oh, shit.

550
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,522
Did you just get
the same message?

551
00:21:25,566 --> 00:21:26,828
No, worse.

552
00:21:26,871 --> 00:21:28,743
My mom's cat got out again.

553
00:21:28,786 --> 00:21:31,354
I don't fucking care about that.

554
00:21:31,398 --> 00:21:33,138
Yeah. I get it, believe me.

555
00:21:33,182 --> 00:21:34,749
She wants me
to come help her look for him

556
00:21:34,792 --> 00:21:36,533
because he's
an inside cat.

557
00:21:36,577 --> 00:21:38,405
It's an inside cat?Yeah.

558
00:21:38,448 --> 00:21:39,754
And it's out?

559
00:21:39,797 --> 00:21:41,495
Yeah, you got to go.

560
00:21:41,538 --> 00:21:42,844
What?

561
00:21:42,887 --> 00:21:44,585
An inside cat is out.

562
00:21:44,628 --> 00:21:46,282
You have to go.

563
00:21:46,326 --> 00:21:47,631
You sure?

564
00:21:47,675 --> 00:21:51,243
Marco, an inside cat
is out!

565
00:21:51,287 --> 00:21:53,637
Okay. Yeah. Great.

566
00:21:53,681 --> 00:21:56,292
Uh, thank you. I appreciate
this. You know what,

567
00:21:56,336 --> 00:21:57,337
shouldn't take more
than a couple of hours.

568
00:21:57,380 --> 00:21:59,164
I'll text you when I find him.

569
00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:00,601
And, uh, you know, I'll be back.

570
00:22:00,644 --> 00:22:02,167
Oh, I don't give a shit.

571
00:22:02,211 --> 00:22:04,387
[grunts]
Really? Okay, you...

572
00:22:04,431 --> 00:22:07,738
Mixed messages
on this whole cat thing.

573
00:22:07,782 --> 00:22:09,653
Every-- Honestly,
everything is mixed messages

574
00:22:09,697 --> 00:22:10,654
with you.

575
00:22:10,698 --> 00:22:13,527
[door creaks open, closes]

576
00:22:13,570 --> 00:22:15,833
JANICE:
Car 27, new intel.

577
00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:18,358
The raid is off tonight. CULLEN: It's off? Why?

578
00:22:18,401 --> 00:22:20,621
JANICE:
Because important police who
actually know what's going on

579
00:22:20,664 --> 00:22:22,840
told me it's off.
So now I'm telling you

580
00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:24,755
it's off.Copy that.

581
00:22:24,799 --> 00:22:27,279
Goddamn it. No raid.

582
00:22:27,323 --> 00:22:28,977
Oh, boy.

583
00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:30,195
Uh, Mason,

584
00:22:30,239 --> 00:22:32,415
I...

585
00:22:32,459 --> 00:22:35,157
I know it was you.

586
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,681
Okay?
And I think

587
00:22:37,725 --> 00:22:39,204
you need to know
what you did

588
00:22:39,248 --> 00:22:40,902
is very wrong.He doesn't understand

589
00:22:40,945 --> 00:22:42,251
right from wrong.Okay, Mason,

590
00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:43,557
did you even consider
my feelings

591
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,428
and the invasion
of privacy

592
00:22:45,472 --> 00:22:47,648
with this...Just give me the phone.
Give me the phone.

593
00:22:47,691 --> 00:22:49,432
Okay, I'm putting your mom on.

594
00:22:49,476 --> 00:22:51,478
Mason, you little
shit wallet,

595
00:22:51,521 --> 00:22:53,436
just because
Fatima sits around

596
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,091
and diddles herself like a horny
leper with an eye problem

597
00:22:56,134 --> 00:22:58,180
doesn't give you the right
to stoop to her level.

598
00:22:58,223 --> 00:22:59,399
Oh, you know what,

599
00:22:59,442 --> 00:23:01,226
I don't need you either.
Believe me.

600
00:23:01,270 --> 00:23:03,577
I need you like I need
a nunchuk blow to the vagina.

601
00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:06,231
When I get home,
you better not be there.

602
00:23:06,275 --> 00:23:09,060
Okay? And I don't even want
to hear from you.

603
00:23:09,104 --> 00:23:11,062
I love you, too.

604
00:23:11,106 --> 00:23:12,281
[exhales]

605
00:23:12,324 --> 00:23:14,370
God,

606
00:23:14,414 --> 00:23:15,980
I sound just like my mother.

607
00:23:16,024 --> 00:23:19,288
[chuckles]
Mm!

608
00:23:24,380 --> 00:23:26,600
[grunts]Hey,

609
00:23:26,643 --> 00:23:27,601
thanks, buddy.All right. Yeah.

610
00:23:27,644 --> 00:23:29,080
Which is me?
That one.

611
00:23:29,124 --> 00:23:31,474
Thank you. Hey, uh, Dispatch
called while you were out.

612
00:23:31,518 --> 00:23:34,999
Mm-hmm.Uh, hey, uh, Dispatch,
this is Car 27.

613
00:23:35,043 --> 00:23:36,871
Detective Tolbeck is
here now. Go ahead.

614
00:23:36,914 --> 00:23:39,482
JANICE: Copy that.
I have that intel you requested

615
00:23:39,526 --> 00:23:41,484
on the perp, Herbert Fischer.What?

616
00:23:41,528 --> 00:23:44,400
We didn't request
any intel on Herb Fischer.Oh, yeah.

617
00:23:44,444 --> 00:23:46,707
I did. Before. When I thought
we were gonna arrest him.

618
00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:50,101
Should we even bother? I mean,
I mean, yeah, go ahead.Oh. Oh.

619
00:23:50,145 --> 00:23:52,582
Right. So, I had Records
dig into the guy's file,

620
00:23:52,626 --> 00:23:54,845
and it looks like
he was a Nazi.

621
00:23:54,889 --> 00:23:56,804
Oh, my God.

622
00:23:56,847 --> 00:23:59,502
Nazi? What do you mean, Nazi?

623
00:23:59,546 --> 00:24:02,723
He was a former
SS Unterscharfuhrer,

624
00:24:02,766 --> 00:24:05,073
or junior squad leader,
in the Third Reich

625
00:24:05,116 --> 00:24:07,423
from 1942 to 1945.

626
00:24:07,467 --> 00:24:09,381
Well, why isn't he in jail?

627
00:24:09,425 --> 00:24:12,994
He was. They picked him up
in Buenos Aires in 1971,

628
00:24:13,037 --> 00:24:15,692
and he was convicted
to consecutive life sentences

629
00:24:15,736 --> 00:24:18,434
but made parole
45 years later in 2016.

630
00:24:18,478 --> 00:24:19,566
He's done his time.

631
00:24:19,609 --> 00:24:22,699
Oh, my God. That is crazy.[exhales]

632
00:24:22,743 --> 00:24:24,484
Yeah. Yeah.

633
00:24:24,527 --> 00:24:26,224
You-you hate Nazis, don't you?

634
00:24:26,268 --> 00:24:28,792
I really do. I really,
really hate them.

635
00:24:28,836 --> 00:24:30,838
Yeah. I mean, I-I
never liked 'em,

636
00:24:30,881 --> 00:24:32,056
but, I mean, you
really hate 'em.

637
00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:34,363
Yeah. Ever since I was
a kid, I hated Nazis.

638
00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:36,931
I mean, should we
let it go or...Let it go?!

639
00:24:36,974 --> 00:24:40,151
He's a Nazi!I know, but we made a
commitment and a decision.

640
00:24:40,195 --> 00:24:41,762
You know, if this is
for my FBI application,

641
00:24:41,805 --> 00:24:42,850
let's just forget about it.

642
00:24:42,893 --> 00:24:44,460
Fuck your application!Yeah.

643
00:24:44,504 --> 00:24:46,854
I'm gonna take him down
like a Nazi bitch.Okay.

644
00:24:46,897 --> 00:24:48,290
You sound like you're
calling yourself a bitch,

645
00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:50,161
but I like your passion.
Hey, Tolbeck.

646
00:24:50,205 --> 00:24:51,598
What?I love you.

647
00:24:51,641 --> 00:24:53,425
It's not the time!

648
00:24:55,471 --> 00:24:56,994
Looks like he was part

649
00:24:57,038 --> 00:24:59,475
of a special Nazi branch
where they did stuff to kids.

650
00:24:59,519 --> 00:25:02,217
The Kindertuchen.
It was the SS division.

651
00:25:02,260 --> 00:25:04,436
It's okay, Janice.
He's already gone.

652
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,177
He bought the Nazi story?

653
00:25:06,221 --> 00:25:09,311
Uh, hook, line and swastika.

654
00:25:09,354 --> 00:25:11,531
[grunts]

655
00:25:11,574 --> 00:25:12,923
There he goes.
There's my guy.

656
00:25:12,967 --> 00:25:16,187
Cleaning up some Nazi scum.

657
00:25:17,885 --> 00:25:19,582
[phone chimes]

658
00:25:19,626 --> 00:25:21,932
♪ Is it strange
to dance so late? ♪

659
00:25:23,804 --> 00:25:26,458
Oh, no. Oh, no.[devices chiming]

660
00:25:26,502 --> 00:25:27,721
Oh, no.

661
00:25:27,764 --> 00:25:30,550
[chiming continues]

662
00:25:30,593 --> 00:25:32,552
MARCO:
Hey, it's me.

663
00:25:32,595 --> 00:25:34,075
I'm coming in,

664
00:25:34,118 --> 00:25:35,424
and I've got a new one.

665
00:25:35,467 --> 00:25:36,599
WOMAN:
Copy that.

666
00:25:36,643 --> 00:25:38,209
TOLBECK:
Come here, you son of a bitch.

667
00:25:38,253 --> 00:25:40,690
You fucking Nazi.
You tell me you love me,

668
00:25:40,734 --> 00:25:42,605
and I find out you're a Nazi?[grunting, groaning]

669
00:25:42,649 --> 00:25:44,607
Rough. Little bit rough.

670
00:25:44,651 --> 00:25:45,913
That's okay.

671
00:25:45,956 --> 00:25:47,871
I'm sure he's a bad guy.

672
00:25:47,915 --> 00:25:49,569
[dings]

673
00:25:49,612 --> 00:25:53,137
♪ Is it strange
to dance so soon? ♪

674
00:25:54,574 --> 00:25:56,576
♪ I danced myself...

675
00:25:56,619 --> 00:25:58,099
Pick up Schindler's bitch![grunting, groaning]

676
00:25:58,142 --> 00:25:59,796
You picked the wrong cop![groaning]

677
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:02,625
I hate Nazis!

678
00:26:02,669 --> 00:26:06,629
Tolbeck! Tolbeck!

679
00:26:06,673 --> 00:26:08,631
Janice, he sent a video.

680
00:26:08,675 --> 00:26:11,242
Everyone in the office
has the video.

681
00:26:11,286 --> 00:26:13,462
[devices chiming]

682
00:26:13,505 --> 00:26:15,246
Tolbeck! Hey, hey! It's okay.[grunting]

683
00:26:15,290 --> 00:26:17,118
You got him. You got him.Get in on this!

684
00:26:17,161 --> 00:26:18,859
Yeah, you got him.
No, no, no, no, no.Get in on this!

685
00:26:18,902 --> 00:26:20,643
You got him. You got him.
Hey, hey, hey,[panting]

686
00:26:20,687 --> 00:26:21,688
you got him. You got him.All right.

687
00:26:21,731 --> 00:26:23,472
Oh, my God.

688
00:26:23,515 --> 00:26:24,473
Oh, my God, my grandma.

689
00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:25,996
Oh, my grandma.

690
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,519
It is kind of on us.

691
00:26:27,563 --> 00:26:28,912
We did ride him pretty hard.

692
00:26:28,956 --> 00:26:30,566
We?

693
00:26:30,610 --> 00:26:32,916
♪ Oh, oh-oh

694
00:26:36,703 --> 00:26:38,661
Wonder why I didn't get it.[chimes]

695
00:26:38,705 --> 00:26:40,663
Oh. Oh, there it is.

696
00:26:40,707 --> 00:26:43,448
Oh, should I watch it now
or later?

697
00:26:43,492 --> 00:26:45,276
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.

698
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,670
Yeah. [panting]Hey. Hey. Okay, buddy.

699
00:26:47,714 --> 00:26:49,933
You're coming with me.
No, no, no, no. Come on.

700
00:26:49,977 --> 00:26:51,718
You're under arrest, pal.
Here we go.

701
00:26:51,761 --> 00:26:53,676
[quietly]:
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

702
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,939
♪

703
00:27:02,076 --> 00:27:05,514
Frankie, I'm sorry to say
you made the board.

704
00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:06,515
You're one of the bad guys.

705
00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:09,039
♪

706
00:27:11,259 --> 00:27:12,652
[sighs]

707
00:27:14,741 --> 00:27:16,743
♪

708
00:27:46,773 --> 00:27:48,775
♪

709
00:27:53,431 --> 00:27:55,651
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710
00:27:55,695 --> 00:27:57,697
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711
00:27:59,786 --> 00:28:01,657
MAN:
Guh-doosh.

712
00:28:01,701 --> 00:28:04,660
[whip cracking]

713
00:28:04,704 --> 00:28:07,750
[drums beating, tribal grunt]