1 00:00:14,336 --> 00:00:17,606 MAN: All SDPD units reminded to stay 2 00:00:17,639 --> 00:00:19,341 on DEA channel 13. 3 00:00:19,374 --> 00:00:21,510 Operation Prairie Dog is our operation now. 4 00:00:21,543 --> 00:00:23,145 Hold your positions. 5 00:00:23,178 --> 00:00:25,680 You'll be updated when you need to know. 6 00:00:25,714 --> 00:00:27,449 TOLBECK: So, my cousin Betsy, 7 00:00:27,482 --> 00:00:29,284 who's married to John, 8 00:00:29,318 --> 00:00:31,620 told me that John's aunt 9 00:00:31,653 --> 00:00:33,622 spontaneously combusted. 10 00:00:33,655 --> 00:00:36,358 Can you believe that? 11 00:00:36,391 --> 00:00:38,560 Can I believe that... 12 00:00:38,593 --> 00:00:40,462 your cousin's auntie spontaneously combusted? 13 00:00:40,495 --> 00:00:41,696 No, I can't. 14 00:00:41,730 --> 00:00:42,831 Because it's not a thing. 15 00:00:42,864 --> 00:00:44,266 Well, it's rare. 16 00:00:44,299 --> 00:00:45,267 It's not rare. 17 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:46,701 It's just not real. 18 00:00:46,735 --> 00:00:48,237 Look, I read some stories in the newspaper about it. 19 00:00:48,270 --> 00:00:49,638 In the 18th century one of the first people... 20 00:00:49,671 --> 00:00:51,373 Okay, stop. Just stop. 21 00:00:51,406 --> 00:00:53,775 Not engaging with the spontaneous combustion thing. 22 00:00:53,808 --> 00:00:56,311 Okay? 'Cause it's not real. It's not a thing, okay? 23 00:00:56,345 --> 00:00:59,148 I put up with a lot of garbage in this car, and there it is. 24 00:00:59,181 --> 00:01:01,150 We found the line. We found it together. 25 00:01:01,183 --> 00:01:02,817 Congratulations, us. Game over. 26 00:01:02,851 --> 00:01:04,786 All right, then. Wow. 27 00:01:04,819 --> 00:01:06,455 What's going on with you? 28 00:01:06,488 --> 00:01:07,856 Yeah.thing okay? 29 00:01:07,889 --> 00:01:09,624 Things okay with Fatima? 30 00:01:11,226 --> 00:01:12,861 Did anything happen? 31 00:01:12,894 --> 00:01:15,197 No, nothing happened. 32 00:01:15,230 --> 00:01:17,332 You know what? Somebody in this car 33 00:01:17,366 --> 00:01:19,601 needs to be cheered up. 34 00:01:19,634 --> 00:01:21,870 I got a surprise for you, really. 35 00:01:21,903 --> 00:01:23,872 Close your eyes, okay? 36 00:01:23,905 --> 00:01:25,574 Close your eyes. 37 00:01:25,607 --> 00:01:27,476 And... open them. 38 00:01:27,509 --> 00:01:28,710 Well, you didn't close them. 39 00:01:28,743 --> 00:01:30,712 Anyway, surprise. 40 00:01:30,745 --> 00:01:32,881 I made some, uh, Sri Lankan 41 00:01:32,914 --> 00:01:36,218 Okay, okay, oh. 42 00:01:36,251 --> 00:01:37,852 Do not open that lid. If you open this, 43 00:01:37,886 --> 00:01:39,354 the smell will get in this car, 44 00:01:39,388 --> 00:01:40,622 and it will never come out. 45 00:01:40,655 --> 00:01:44,926 I'm serious.mean... 46 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:47,429 Do not open this Okay.Tolbeck, okay? 47 00:01:47,462 --> 00:01:49,898 Yeah. 48 00:01:49,931 --> 00:01:52,701 Just, I spent all night I know.this for you. 49 00:01:52,734 --> 00:01:54,369 Then you were in a bad mood. I thought maybe some curry 50 00:01:54,403 --> 00:01:55,704 I know.heer you up. 51 00:01:55,737 --> 00:01:56,938 But I guess I know.ust wrong. 52 00:01:56,971 --> 00:01:58,440 Well, I guess I will just throw it 53 00:01:58,473 --> 00:01:59,774 into the garbage or something. 54 00:01:59,808 --> 00:02:00,909 Oh, God.'t matter. 55 00:02:00,942 --> 00:02:02,777 Tolbeck, I think we need a break. 56 00:02:02,811 --> 00:02:04,313 Oh, yeah, you know what? 57 00:02:04,346 --> 00:02:05,714 I was just thinking about that the other day. 58 00:02:05,747 --> 00:02:07,949 My cousin, he has a cabin up in Lake Tahoe. 59 00:02:07,982 --> 00:02:09,551 We could get it for a weekend. 60 00:02:09,584 --> 00:02:10,885 No, no, no, no. I mean... 61 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:13,888 break apart... from each other. 62 00:02:14,923 --> 00:02:17,759 Um... wow. 63 00:02:17,792 --> 00:02:19,361 I-I'm trying to move forward. 64 00:02:19,394 --> 00:02:20,862 I'm trying to get ahead, 65 00:02:20,895 --> 00:02:22,864 and I-I'm just stagnant here. 66 00:02:22,897 --> 00:02:26,501 I'm-I'm just, my feet are stuck in concrete. 67 00:02:26,535 --> 00:02:28,370 And I think, really, 68 00:02:28,403 --> 00:02:30,672 you know, you-you... you're a great guy. 69 00:02:30,705 --> 00:02:32,674 I mean, you'll have no problem finding a partner. 70 00:02:32,707 --> 00:02:34,643 You'll probably have lots of partners, you know? 71 00:02:34,676 --> 00:02:36,678 You'll probably be out there having a different partner 72 00:02:36,711 --> 00:02:38,913 every-every-every detail, you know? 73 00:02:38,947 --> 00:02:40,515 You'll end up thanking me, 74 00:02:40,549 --> 00:02:42,284 and I'll end up being jealous of you guys. 75 00:02:42,317 --> 00:02:43,685 I'm telling you. 76 00:02:43,718 --> 00:02:45,287 It's gonna happen, Yeah.now? 77 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,256 'Cause you're-- you are a great guy. 78 00:02:47,289 --> 00:02:48,823 Okay. Thank you. 79 00:02:48,857 --> 00:02:50,292 Yeah.ou okay? 80 00:02:50,325 --> 00:02:51,526 I'm fine. 81 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:52,794 Thanks for being honest with me. 82 00:02:52,827 --> 00:02:55,297 Oh, that's good. 83 00:02:55,330 --> 00:02:56,965 Well, it is lunchtime, 84 00:02:56,998 --> 00:02:58,533 No, no, no.a eat my... 85 00:02:58,567 --> 00:02:59,701 Please, please. Tolbeck, come on. 86 00:02:59,734 --> 00:03:01,436 Come on. We're still friends. 87 00:03:01,470 --> 00:03:03,272 We're always Will we? friends. 88 00:03:03,305 --> 00:03:04,806 Of course we will. Of course we... 89 00:03:04,839 --> 00:03:07,676 Don't, please don't do that. Please-- oh. 90 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:09,010 Yeah. 91 00:03:09,043 --> 00:03:10,579 Oh, come on. 92 00:03:10,612 --> 00:03:13,848 That is the smell of betrayal, my friend. 93 00:03:13,882 --> 00:03:16,385 Be-trayal. 94 00:03:16,418 --> 00:03:19,454 ("Happiness, Missouri" by El Vy playing) 95 00:03:19,488 --> 00:03:23,024 * While away while someone counts the minutes * 96 00:03:23,057 --> 00:03:27,729 * Happiness, Missouri, I got to get your mind off * 97 00:03:27,762 --> 00:03:31,533 * By the way, I told you we were in this * 98 00:03:31,566 --> 00:03:35,570 * Happiness, Missouri, I got to get your mind off it. * 99 00:03:35,604 --> 00:03:37,606 * 100 00:03:55,790 --> 00:03:59,894 So she's wailing away about how smart her dog is, 101 00:03:59,928 --> 00:04:02,030 and I'm like, "Really?" 102 00:04:02,063 --> 00:04:04,433 Is he always like this? 103 00:04:04,466 --> 00:04:08,437 Does not stop... ever. 104 00:04:08,470 --> 00:04:09,671 Oof. 105 00:04:09,704 --> 00:04:11,340 He's killing me, man. 106 00:04:11,373 --> 00:04:12,974 Yeah? 107 00:04:13,007 --> 00:04:15,777 Yeah. 108 00:04:15,810 --> 00:04:18,613 All right... All right. 109 00:04:18,647 --> 00:04:20,382 All right what? 110 00:04:20,415 --> 00:04:23,051 ADRIAN: Okay, and don't get me started on dolphins. 111 00:04:23,084 --> 00:04:24,686 What have they ever done? 112 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:33,662 You look familiar to me. 113 00:04:33,695 --> 00:04:34,929 You a Burner? 114 00:04:34,963 --> 00:04:36,598 You go to Burning Man? 115 00:04:36,631 --> 00:04:39,067 Oh, no. Never been. You? 116 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:40,669 I never miss it. 117 00:04:40,702 --> 00:04:42,371 Yeah. 118 00:04:42,404 --> 00:04:45,039 Yeah, yeah. I guess somehow that makes sense. 119 00:04:45,073 --> 00:04:46,508 No, I never miss it. 120 00:04:46,541 --> 00:04:49,378 Yeah. I wouldn't think so. 121 00:04:49,411 --> 00:04:50,812 Not once. 122 00:04:50,845 --> 00:04:53,415 Yeah. 123 00:04:53,448 --> 00:04:55,083 Just something Mm-hmm.e, mm-hmm. 124 00:04:55,116 --> 00:04:56,818 Okay?t. 125 00:04:56,851 --> 00:04:59,087 You know, just so you know, 126 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:01,523 I don't know how to say this, so I'm just gonna say it. 127 00:05:01,556 --> 00:05:03,057 I've become quite 128 00:05:03,091 --> 00:05:05,694 a robust role model for Angus here. 129 00:05:05,727 --> 00:05:06,961 Huh. 130 00:05:06,995 --> 00:05:08,963 Nope. Not a role model at all. 131 00:05:08,997 --> 00:05:10,932 Said every son ever. 132 00:05:10,965 --> 00:05:13,435 No, but talking real here... 133 00:05:13,468 --> 00:05:14,936 we've gotten pretty close. 134 00:05:14,969 --> 00:05:16,405 And, uh... 135 00:05:16,438 --> 00:05:19,574 ain't nobody... gonna break that up. 136 00:05:19,608 --> 00:05:21,676 Ours is more of a work relationship. 137 00:05:21,710 --> 00:05:22,911 Partners. 138 00:05:22,944 --> 00:05:24,846 Not anymore, though. Right? 139 00:05:24,879 --> 00:05:26,648 How's that? 140 00:05:26,681 --> 00:05:27,816 You're just visiting, though. 141 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:28,950 Right Yes. 142 00:05:28,983 --> 00:05:30,452 No, I'm back, baby. 143 00:05:30,485 --> 00:05:31,553 I don't want to say you're replaced. 144 00:05:31,586 --> 00:05:32,587 I'm not gonna say that. 145 00:05:32,621 --> 00:05:33,755 No, I haven't been. 146 00:05:33,788 --> 00:05:34,923 Nope. 147 00:05:34,956 --> 00:05:37,592 But... you kinda have been. 148 00:05:37,626 --> 00:05:39,528 Yeah, except I'm here now on the job. 149 00:05:39,561 --> 00:05:40,929 Sure.re here. 150 00:05:40,962 --> 00:05:43,064 And we appreciate the visit. 151 00:05:43,097 --> 00:05:44,999 The point is, Marco, 152 00:05:45,033 --> 00:05:47,101 you were there for him. 153 00:05:47,135 --> 00:05:48,937 Oh, yeah. 154 00:05:48,970 --> 00:05:50,539 And I really appreciate that. 155 00:05:50,572 --> 00:05:52,607 And I appreciate you 156 00:05:52,641 --> 00:05:54,476 being there for him when I couldn't be. 157 00:05:54,509 --> 00:05:55,477 All right.m here for him. 158 00:05:55,510 --> 00:05:57,446 Yeah. No. Absolutely. 159 00:05:57,479 --> 00:05:59,481 And it's good. 160 00:05:59,514 --> 00:06:01,115 It's good for 161 00:06:01,149 --> 00:06:02,717 to have those people in his life 162 00:06:02,751 --> 00:06:04,018 that matter to him. 163 00:06:04,052 --> 00:06:05,454 That look out for him. 164 00:06:05,487 --> 00:06:07,489 What the fuck is this? What 165 00:06:07,522 --> 00:06:09,390 You know what 166 00:06:12,661 --> 00:06:14,162 All right, what's going on? 167 00:06:14,195 --> 00:06:15,730 Come on. 168 00:06:15,764 --> 00:06:17,732 Let's just sit down. 169 00:06:17,766 --> 00:06:20,502 Once again.dy on their box. 170 00:06:24,072 --> 00:06:26,808 So, Marco, how's your ear? 171 00:06:32,046 --> 00:06:34,516 CoNo.on. 172 00:06:34,549 --> 00:06:35,917 I didn't mean right away, Tolbeck. 173 00:06:35,950 --> 00:06:37,519 I'm just talking about, like, the next case. 174 00:06:37,552 --> 00:06:38,987 No, no.w? 175 00:06:39,020 --> 00:06:40,589 I should've seen this coming. 176 00:06:40,622 --> 00:06:42,524 I knew it. 177 00:06:42,557 --> 00:06:44,726 Why should you have seen this coming? Come on. 178 00:06:44,759 --> 00:06:46,928 Your obsession with Agent Haldeman. 179 00:06:46,961 --> 00:06:48,663 Look. Do I think he's a great cop 180 00:06:48,697 --> 00:06:50,732 Yeah, yeah. He's a great cop. 181 00:06:50,765 --> 00:06:53,001 Okay? Do I admire his work? 182 00:06:53,034 --> 00:06:55,003 Yeah, I admire his work, all right. 183 00:06:55,036 --> 00:06:57,672 It doesn't necessarily mean I want to partner with him. 184 00:06:57,706 --> 00:07:00,675 Good. Because you would look ridiculous. 185 00:07:00,709 --> 00:07:02,243 You don't think that every cop on the force 186 00:07:02,276 --> 00:07:04,245 wants to partner with him? 187 00:07:04,278 --> 00:07:06,014 Proper cops, too. 188 00:07:06,047 --> 00:07:07,616 They're probably all just throwing themselves at him. 189 00:07:07,649 --> 00:07:09,818 Look, he's just a colleague, okay? 190 00:07:09,851 --> 00:07:11,620 I don't thi 191 00:07:11,653 --> 00:07:12,921 Oh, my God. Crow in my window. 192 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:14,088 Fuck me. 193 00:07:14,122 --> 00:07:15,557 What the...? 194 00:07:15,590 --> 00:07:17,258 Okay. Oh, my goodness. 195 00:07:17,291 --> 00:07:19,093 You had to put the windows down, didn't you? 196 00:07:19,127 --> 00:07:20,829 Oh 197 00:07:20,862 --> 00:07:21,930 Who stank up with car with the fish curry? 198 00:07:21,963 --> 00:07:22,931 That's why he's here. 199 00:07:24,232 --> 00:07:25,934 Just be still, and it'll fly away. 200 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:27,101 Where's the fish curry? 201 00:07:27,135 --> 00:07:28,236 It's, uh, down by my feet. 202 00:07:28,269 --> 00:07:29,538 Okay, okay, okay. 203 00:07:29,571 --> 00:07:31,239 Just lean down, okay? 204 00:07:31,272 --> 00:07:32,974 Grab the curry, 205 00:07:33,007 --> 00:07:34,543 and throw it out of the car and he'll follow it. 206 00:07:34,576 --> 00:07:36,077 I'm not gonna lean down there and be-- 207 00:07:36,110 --> 00:07:37,546 Okay. peck my eyes out. 208 00:07:37,579 --> 00:07:39,213 Shut up. Shut the fuck up. 209 00:07:39,247 --> 00:07:40,849 I'm telling you, What?is an omen. 210 00:07:40,882 --> 00:07:42,250 You know, you talk about breaking us up, 211 00:07:42,283 --> 00:07:44,118 and then all of a sudden you roll the windows down, 212 00:07:44,152 --> 00:07:46,855 and a big black evil bird car. 213 00:07:46,888 --> 00:07:48,823 Oh, yeah, sure, that's what's happened here. 214 00:07:48,857 --> 00:07:51,860 This is an omen. You're an omen, okay? 215 00:07:51,893 --> 00:07:53,695 Could we just be absolutely quiet, please? 216 00:07:59,267 --> 00:08:02,003 FATIMA: Yeah, I just adopted a dog. 217 00:08:02,036 --> 00:08:03,905 It's a pugbackman. 218 00:08:03,938 --> 00:08:06,274 Yeah.backman? 219 00:08:06,307 --> 00:08:08,009 Mmm. a specialty breed. 220 00:08:08,042 --> 00:08:10,111 It's a cross between a pug, 221 00:08:10,144 --> 00:08:13,114 Rhodesian ridgeback Oh. Doberman. 222 00:08:13,147 --> 00:08:15,283 Yeah, let me Yeah, let's see.re. 223 00:08:15,316 --> 00:08:16,918 Oh, God. 224 00:08:16,951 --> 00:08:18,620 He's Sprinkles. 225 00:08:18,653 --> 00:08:20,889 Here you go.t's on fire. 226 00:08:20,922 --> 00:08:22,256 A little closer look. 227 00:08:22,290 --> 00:08:23,692 Isn't he cute? 228 00:08:23,725 --> 00:08:25,026 What's wrong with his jaw? 229 00:08:25,059 --> 00:08:26,995 It's missing.ean? 230 00:08:27,028 --> 00:08:28,262 No, it's there. 231 00:08:28,296 --> 00:08:29,764 It's just a little bit of an underbite. 232 00:08:29,798 --> 00:08:31,132 That's a characteristic of the breed. 233 00:08:31,165 --> 00:08:34,703 Geez. Boy, what's going on with his eyes? 234 00:08:34,736 --> 00:08:36,137 His big beautiful eyes? 235 00:08:36,170 --> 00:08:37,772 Well, they're going in opposite directions. 236 00:08:37,806 --> 00:08:40,174 Well, he's... pretty light-sensitive, 237 00:08:40,208 --> 00:08:42,343 so his eyes are, like, always moving around 238 00:08:42,376 --> 00:08:44,713 in different directions to avoid the sun. 239 00:08:44,746 --> 00:08:46,247 But he also has to keep his head down 240 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:47,882 because he's sort of... 241 00:08:47,916 --> 00:08:49,851 built on an incline. 242 00:08:49,884 --> 00:08:52,286 Yeah. He's like a wheelbarrow. 243 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:53,755 I guess there is one problem. 244 00:08:53,788 --> 00:08:55,056 It's, like, little. 245 00:08:55,089 --> 00:08:56,891 Yeah, I, uh... 246 00:08:56,925 --> 00:08:58,359 Okay. 247 00:08:58,392 --> 00:09:01,796 I can't ever get his lipstick 248 00:09:01,830 --> 00:09:03,665 to go away, really. 249 00:09:03,698 --> 00:09:05,934 Well, it doesn't go back in, so I have to... 250 00:09:05,967 --> 00:09:08,670 I have to kind of manually put it back in, 251 00:09:08,703 --> 00:09:10,204 And how do you do that? 252 00:09:10,238 --> 00:09:12,073 Well, I-I talked to the vet. I got some lube. 253 00:09:12,106 --> 00:09:14,275 And I just, you know, kind of... 254 00:09:14,308 --> 00:09:15,944 put it back in the sheath. 255 00:09:15,977 --> 00:09:18,379 And how often Ten... have to do that? 256 00:09:18,412 --> 00:09:20,815 times a daA day?!n't even... 257 00:09:20,849 --> 00:09:22,684 You're reverse jacking that dog off 258 00:09:22,717 --> 00:09:24,385 Yeah.imes a day? 259 00:09:24,418 --> 00:09:25,920 He needs a little help. 260 00:09:25,954 --> 00:09:28,356 I mean, medically he's got, like, the holster 261 00:09:28,389 --> 00:09:30,358 of a pug but, you know... 262 00:09:30,391 --> 00:09:32,093 the weapon of a Doberman. 263 00:09:32,126 --> 00:09:34,896 Yeah. 264 00:09:34,929 --> 00:09:36,197 He's a little terror. 265 00:09:36,230 --> 00:09:37,899 Yeah. He's a terror, all right. 266 00:09:37,932 --> 00:09:39,200 Mm-hmm.monster. 267 00:09:39,233 --> 00:09:42,704 A little baby monster. He's funny. 268 00:09:42,737 --> 00:09:44,405 TOLBECK: Uh, Dispatch, this is Car 27. 269 00:09:44,438 --> 00:09:46,007 Come in,Oh, God. 270 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:47,942 Car 27, go ahead. 271 00:09:47,976 --> 00:09:49,243 Car 27. 272 00:09:49,277 --> 00:09:51,179 We have a crow in the car. Over. 273 00:09:51,212 --> 00:09:53,181 JANICE: What 274 00:09:54,983 --> 00:09:56,017 It's about... 275 00:09:56,050 --> 00:09:57,819 17 inches tall. 276 00:09:57,852 --> 00:09:59,420 Black feathers, black beak, 277 00:09:59,453 --> 00:10:01,422 black eyes, black... 278 00:10:01,455 --> 00:10:03,224 feet? 279 00:10:03,257 --> 00:10:04,693 Talons.s. 280 00:10:04,726 --> 00:10:06,094 JANICE: Yeah, I know what a fucking crow 281 00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:07,929 looks like. What do you want me to do? 282 00:10:07,962 --> 00:10:09,030 Send in the SWAT team? 283 00:10:09,063 --> 00:10:10,264 Uh, maybe you could send 284 00:10:10,298 --> 00:10:11,700 Animal Control? 285 00:10:11,733 --> 00:10:13,935 He has a very aggressive energy right now. 286 00:10:13,968 --> 00:10:15,103 Over. 287 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:16,270 JANICE: We've got real work to do. 288 00:10:16,304 --> 00:10:18,006 Okay? Dispatch out. 289 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:19,941 Cup of tea? 290 00:10:19,974 --> 00:10:21,375 Yeah, that sounds good. 291 00:10:21,409 --> 00:10:22,977 Janice. Janice. 292 00:10:23,011 --> 00:10:25,013 The crow is not leaving the vehicle. Over. 293 00:10:44,032 --> 00:10:46,167 You hungry? 294 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,770 By the way,ing. 295 00:10:48,803 --> 00:10:50,171 I've been holding on to all these receipts. 296 00:10:50,204 --> 00:10:52,173 Who do I talk to to get 'em reimbursed? 297 00:10:52,206 --> 00:10:54,142 No, Adrian, there's no reimbursements. 298 00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:55,143 That's not how this works. 299 00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:56,277 You know what? 300 00:10:56,310 --> 00:10:58,179 Angus, why don't you go grab tacos? 301 00:10:58,212 --> 00:10:59,313 Give Adrian a break here. 302 00:10:59,347 --> 00:11:00,749 I don't have any money. 303 00:11:00,782 --> 00:11:01,916 I do need some money from you. 304 00:11:01,950 --> 00:11:03,317 All right. Here I go again. 305 00:11:03,351 --> 00:11:05,286 Bank of Adrian. Open for business. 306 00:11:05,319 --> 00:11:07,021 No, seriously. 307 00:11:07,055 --> 00:11:08,456 It's all right. 308 00:11:08,489 --> 00:11:09,791 Thank you. 309 00:11:09,824 --> 00:11:11,092 I spoil him way too much. 310 00:11:11,125 --> 00:11:13,928 Okay.Eight carne asadas. 311 00:11:16,931 --> 00:11:19,200 Hey, you want to hear a secret? 312 00:11:21,135 --> 00:11:22,937 I'm about to be a Wow. 313 00:11:22,971 --> 00:11:25,439 You guys... talked about it, 314 00:11:25,473 --> 00:11:27,308 We talk... Oh, yeah.'re going? 315 00:11:27,341 --> 00:11:29,177 We've talked Oh, yeah?endlessly. 316 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,945 We had plenty of time 'cause, you know, we took our time. 317 00:11:30,979 --> 00:11:32,213 ReaYep. 318 00:11:32,246 --> 00:11:33,815 Yeah. Don't want to rush into things. 319 00:11:33,848 --> 00:11:35,316 Great.nd easy. 320 00:11:35,349 --> 00:11:36,951 Yeah. 321 00:11:36,985 --> 00:11:38,086 Yeah, first two months, 322 00:11:38,119 --> 00:11:39,821 all we did was soak. 323 00:11:39,854 --> 00:11:41,289 What's that now? 324 00:11:41,322 --> 00:11:42,523 We soaked. 325 00:11:42,556 --> 00:11:44,225 Like, in a tub? 326 00:11:44,258 --> 00:11:45,359 In a sexual way. 327 00:11:45,393 --> 00:11:46,895 Oh. Okay. 328 00:11:46,928 --> 00:11:48,129 I don't get it. 329 00:11:48,162 --> 00:11:49,463 No. don't? 330 00:11:49,497 --> 00:11:51,065 Soak 331 00:11:51,099 --> 00:11:52,500 To soak? 332 00:11:52,533 --> 00:11:54,235 Okay, no. I've never heard it. 333 00:11:54,268 --> 00:11:56,104 It's where the man just rests his penis 334 00:11:56,137 --> 00:11:57,505 inside the woman's vagina. 335 00:11:57,538 --> 00:11:59,040 That's it? Yes.just rest it there? 336 00:11:59,073 --> 00:12:01,109 Sexual?t rest it there. 337 00:12:01,142 --> 00:12:03,444 But there's no movement. There's no... 338 00:12:03,477 --> 00:12:05,814 There's no movement. There's no thrusting? 339 00:12:05,847 --> 00:12:07,115 So, are you even erect? 340 00:12:07,148 --> 00:12:08,983 You're Oh, you are? 341 00:12:09,017 --> 00:12:11,986 Just, like, tucking your dick into a vagina bed for a nap. 342 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:15,156 Yeah. That's the best way I've ever heard it described. 343 00:12:15,189 --> 00:12:16,257 Yeah.t, okay. 344 00:12:16,290 --> 00:12:17,558 Yeah, no, I guess I get it. 345 00:12:17,591 --> 00:12:19,260 It's a bit of an art form. Yeah, very popular 346 00:12:19,293 --> 00:12:20,561 in, uh, Mormon youth circles. 347 00:12:20,594 --> 00:12:22,063 Oh, interesting. 348 00:12:22,096 --> 00:12:23,932 It's spreading. Yeah. 349 00:12:23,965 --> 00:12:26,534 You've never been to a soak bar before? 350 00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:28,502 No. 351 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:37,011 FATIMA: Aw, Sprinkle's so cute. 352 00:12:37,045 --> 00:12:39,547 I set up a camera in the house so I can watch him all day. 353 00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:42,483 Well, why don't you just, uh... continue that, 354 00:12:42,516 --> 00:12:44,152 and I'll handle all the pesky police work? 355 00:12:44,185 --> 00:12:45,586 Not a pet person? 356 00:12:45,619 --> 00:12:47,188 No, not at all. 357 00:12:47,221 --> 00:12:49,157 Really 358 00:12:49,190 --> 00:12:51,960 Well, um, I had a snake once. 359 00:12:51,993 --> 00:12:53,862 A sYeah. 360 00:12:53,895 --> 00:12:56,130 It was something, uh, Mason wanted for his eighth birthday. 361 00:12:56,164 --> 00:12:59,433 And his father-- my husband, Wally-- and I said, 362 00:12:59,467 --> 00:13:02,136 "Absolutely not. No snakes." 363 00:13:02,170 --> 00:13:04,973 Right? So, one day I'm in the bathroom, 364 00:13:05,006 --> 00:13:06,407 and, uh, I look down, and in the trash can, 365 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:09,010 I see a condom wrapper. 366 00:13:09,043 --> 00:13:11,312 I mean, immediately I saw flashes of red. 367 00:13:11,345 --> 00:13:13,014 So I talked to Wally about it. 368 00:13:13,047 --> 00:13:15,583 He's denying it, we get in this huge argument, 369 00:13:15,616 --> 00:13:17,018 like, really loud. 370 00:13:17,051 --> 00:13:18,552 I glance over, and I see Mason 371 00:13:18,586 --> 00:13:20,454 with just tears coming down his face. 372 00:13:20,488 --> 00:13:22,023 Poor kid had to witness that argument. 373 00:13:22,056 --> 00:13:23,424 So I felt bad. 374 00:13:23,457 --> 00:13:25,593 The next day I get up, I go to the pet store, 375 00:13:25,626 --> 00:13:28,162 I get the snake, I get a tank, and I have to get a heater. 376 00:13:28,196 --> 00:13:31,933 Right? Then the guy tells me snakes eat frozen mice. 377 00:13:31,966 --> 00:13:33,067 All Frozen mice? 378 00:13:33,101 --> 00:13:34,468 Yeah, frozen mice. 379 00:13:34,502 --> 00:13:36,204 So then, one day I notice that Trevor-- 380 00:13:36,237 --> 00:13:37,939 that's the snake's name-- isn't eating these frozen mice. 381 00:13:37,972 --> 00:13:39,473 The guy at the pet store told me, 382 00:13:39,507 --> 00:13:40,942 "Yeah, that happens sometimes. 383 00:13:40,975 --> 00:13:42,210 So you have to get real mice." Right? 384 00:13:42,243 --> 00:13:43,411 So, here I am, going-- 385 00:13:43,444 --> 00:13:45,146 driving back and forth to the pet store, 386 00:13:45,179 --> 00:13:46,614 buying fresh mice. And let me tell you something. 387 00:13:46,647 --> 00:13:48,082 I don't want the reputation 388 00:13:48,116 --> 00:13:49,550 of someone who's buying a lot of mice, right? 389 00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:51,219 So I'm trying to go to different pet stores. 390 00:13:51,252 --> 00:13:52,620 You know, like alcoholics, they don't buy liquor 391 00:13:52,653 --> 00:13:54,155 in the same store. Right? 392 00:13:54,188 --> 00:13:55,656 So, here I am driving to all these pet stores, 393 00:13:55,689 --> 00:13:58,092 and then they tell me, "You got to sprinkle 394 00:13:58,126 --> 00:14:00,361 a little calcium powder on these mice." 395 00:14:00,394 --> 00:14:02,964 You know, it gives it protein. So, here I am, 396 00:14:02,997 --> 00:14:05,099 tossing this little spice on top of the live mice 397 00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:06,267 and dangling it Ew.r the little... 398 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,635 Yeah. The little aquarium 399 00:14:07,668 --> 00:14:09,237 for the snake to get. Right? 400 00:14:09,270 --> 00:14:11,105 Unbelievable. At this point, 401 00:14:11,139 --> 00:14:14,375 Mason has lost complete interest in the snake. I don't blame him. 402 00:14:14,408 --> 00:14:16,344 So, now it's all of a sudden my snake. 403 00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:18,079 And then one day 404 00:14:18,112 --> 00:14:19,247 I get home from my shift, 405 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,249 and I completely forgot to buy the mice. 406 00:14:21,282 --> 00:14:22,951 You know? Because at this point, 407 00:14:22,984 --> 00:14:24,986 all I've been doing is arguing with Wally, 408 00:14:25,019 --> 00:14:26,120 so the last thing on my mind 409 00:14:26,154 --> 00:14:27,956 is a mouse, rYeah. 410 00:14:27,989 --> 00:14:29,190 So, I get back in the car, 411 00:14:29,223 --> 00:14:31,492 and I go, like, 40 miles out of my way... 412 00:14:31,525 --> 00:14:33,995 ...to find alive mice, 'cause all the stores are out of them 413 00:14:34,028 --> 00:14:35,229 because I'd been buying them. 414 00:14:35,263 --> 00:14:36,497 Okay? So, then I get baGeez. 415 00:14:36,530 --> 00:14:37,999 ...into the house, I'm dangling it 416 00:14:38,032 --> 00:14:39,667 over the little cage, and I'm thinking, 417 00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:41,669 "What the hell is going on? 418 00:14:41,702 --> 00:14:43,671 Is this really my life?" 419 00:14:43,704 --> 00:14:45,006 You know, it was like one of those 420 00:14:45,039 --> 00:14:46,407 "movie of the week" moments... 421 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,542 ...where I actually caught a glimpse of myself, you know, 422 00:14:48,576 --> 00:14:50,411 in the reflection of the tank, Yeah.'m like... 423 00:14:50,444 --> 00:14:52,280 "Is this who I am?" 424 00:14:52,313 --> 00:14:54,515 I don't-- you know, Wally's not happy, 425 00:14:54,548 --> 00:14:56,650 Mason's not happy, I'm not happy, 426 00:14:56,684 --> 00:14:59,253 and Trevor's not happy. So you know what I did? 427 00:14:59,287 --> 00:15:01,722 I put my clothes back on, I set Trevor loose, 428 00:15:01,755 --> 00:15:04,258 I divorced Wally, and I kept the mice. 429 00:15:04,292 --> 00:15:07,028 Wow. That is incredible. 430 00:15:07,061 --> 00:15:08,329 Yeah. 431 00:15:08,362 --> 00:15:09,630 How are the mice? 432 00:15:09,663 --> 00:15:11,332 Well, they didn't last that long. 433 00:15:11,365 --> 00:15:12,700 One mouse ended up eating all the mice, 434 00:15:12,733 --> 00:15:14,335 so I took revenge, and I... 435 00:15:14,368 --> 00:15:15,536 I killed it. 436 00:15:15,569 --> 00:15:19,240 I killed it, and then I... 437 00:15:19,273 --> 00:15:21,542 stuffed it, and it was living on my mantle for a while, 438 00:15:21,575 --> 00:15:23,744 and then I got... a moth problem, 439 00:15:23,777 --> 00:15:26,147 and all the moths ended up eating it, 440 00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:29,150 so I just have the base of the taxidermy thing. 441 00:15:29,183 --> 00:15:31,119 You know, you can use little currants 442 00:15:31,152 --> 00:15:32,353 for the eyeballs. 443 00:15:32,386 --> 00:15:34,155 Pretty effective. 444 00:15:34,188 --> 00:15:37,158 But, yeah. No, I don't have any pets. 445 00:15:37,191 --> 00:15:39,460 Hey. 446 00:15:39,493 --> 00:15:42,563 Just curious. Do you think that maybe... 447 00:15:42,596 --> 00:15:46,300 Mason was behind the whole thing? 448 00:15:46,334 --> 00:15:47,568 You know, like, 449 00:15:47,601 --> 00:15:50,371 he planted the condom wrapper. 450 00:15:50,404 --> 00:15:52,606 He was there witnessing you both fighting. 451 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,442 He wanted the snake all along. 452 00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,544 He knew you'd get it for him. 453 00:15:56,577 --> 00:15:58,712 Wait a minute. You're saying that... 454 00:15:58,746 --> 00:16:00,781 Mason planted the condom? 455 00:16:00,814 --> 00:16:03,684 So, he would destroy our entire relationship 456 00:16:03,717 --> 00:16:05,453 just to own a snake? 457 00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,621 Yes. 458 00:16:07,655 --> 00:16:09,357 But I'm no detective. 459 00:16:09,390 --> 00:16:11,225 Yeah. No, you're not a detective. 460 00:16:11,259 --> 00:16:13,594 Mm-mm. 461 00:16:14,662 --> 00:16:16,764 Do you want some coffee, uh...? 462 00:16:16,797 --> 00:16:18,666 Yeah, no. Just give me a second. 463 00:16:20,668 --> 00:16:23,104 CULLEN: Okay, okay. 464 00:16:23,137 --> 00:16:24,638 He's 465 00:16:24,672 --> 00:16:27,175 Oh, yeah. Great idea. leave? 466 00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:28,642 Why don't we leave it here 467 00:16:28,676 --> 00:16:30,211 with the keys to the car, guns and badges. 468 00:16:30,244 --> 00:16:32,246 No. This is our car, okay? 469 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:33,481 He's leaving. 470 00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:35,649 I'm just gonna coerce it gently 471 00:16:35,683 --> 00:16:37,251 out your window, all right? 472 00:16:37,285 --> 00:16:39,220 Why?don't push him towards me. 473 00:16:39,253 --> 00:16:40,588 Because crows have AIDS. 474 00:16:40,621 --> 00:16:41,789 That's not true. 475 00:16:41,822 --> 00:16:43,324 Yes, it is. They have AIDS. 476 00:16:43,357 --> 00:16:44,392 They just don't have any way 477 00:16:44,425 --> 00:16:45,793 to transmit it to human beings. 478 00:16:45,826 --> 00:16:48,262 All right, why aren't they all dead of AIDS? 479 00:16:48,296 --> 00:16:50,098 Because they've evolved. They know how to live with it. 480 00:16:50,131 --> 00:16:52,100 Okay, so they can't transmit it. They know how to live with it. 481 00:16:52,133 --> 00:16:53,434 How is it AIDS? 482 00:16:53,467 --> 00:16:55,503 No, it's zero-blown AIDS. 483 00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,805 Okay, it's AIDS light. They don't even 484 00:16:57,838 --> 00:16:59,640 Oh, what do they call it? 485 00:17:00,841 --> 00:17:02,543 Do you want to push it out? 486 00:17:02,576 --> 00:17:03,844 No. So lean back. 487 00:17:03,877 --> 00:17:06,447 Here we go. Here we... oh, ow. 488 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,282 Here we go. Get it! No, no, no!atch it. 489 00:17:08,316 --> 00:17:09,417 No, no, no!dly) 490 00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:10,518 ut of the... 491 00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:11,785 Ooh! it! 492 00:17:11,819 --> 00:17:13,387 Uh-oh. 493 00:17:13,421 --> 00:17:15,723 Is it okay? 494 00:17:16,824 --> 00:17:18,426 No. 495 00:17:18,459 --> 00:17:20,428 That's dead. 496 00:17:20,461 --> 00:17:22,430 That's full-blown dead. 497 00:17:22,463 --> 00:17:26,834 Okay, we better get our story straight. 498 00:17:26,867 --> 00:17:29,270 ADRIAN: So, yeah, I got a young sperm age. 499 00:17:29,303 --> 00:17:30,571 MARCO: Oh. 500 00:17:30,604 --> 00:17:32,440 Yeah. Great. Well, that's good. 501 00:17:32,473 --> 00:17:33,841 I'm really happy for you and Vanessa. 502 00:17:33,874 --> 00:17:36,444 One might even say my dick has the Midas touch. 503 00:17:36,477 --> 00:17:38,846 What do you mean by "the Midas touch"? 504 00:17:38,879 --> 00:17:41,582 'Cause everything my dick touches turns to gold. 505 00:17:41,615 --> 00:17:43,317 Oh, goodness. Well, that's terrible. 506 00:17:43,351 --> 00:17:44,585 I'm so sorry to hear that. 507 00:17:44,618 --> 00:17:45,786 You're sorry? 508 00:17:45,819 --> 00:17:47,655 Yeah. Well, the Midas touch 509 00:17:47,688 --> 00:17:50,791 in the story of King Midas is a curse. 510 00:17:50,824 --> 00:17:53,194 No, everything he touches turns to gold. 511 00:17:53,227 --> 00:17:55,796 Yeah, it's a morality tale. I-It's so that people understand 512 00:17:55,829 --> 00:17:58,599 that they should not be greedy, they should not want everything 513 00:17:58,632 --> 00:18:01,335 But he's super wealthy. He can do anything he wants. 514 00:18:01,369 --> 00:18:03,204 But i-in the story-- oh, Adrian-- 515 00:18:03,237 --> 00:18:06,807 in the story, everything he touches literally turns to gold. 516 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,409 His food. 517 00:18:08,442 --> 00:18:10,911 His drink. His daughter. 518 00:18:10,944 --> 00:18:13,881 His penis, when it touches No. His-- no.they turn to gold. 519 00:18:13,914 --> 00:18:15,849 Yeah. hey turn to gold. Yes. 520 00:18:15,883 --> 00:18:17,685 And gold babies come out. 521 00:18:17,718 --> 00:18:19,520 No! They're dead. 522 00:18:19,553 --> 00:18:21,422 He...'s nothing in that story... 523 00:18:21,455 --> 00:18:24,525 He kills everything ...abouthe loves.d babies. 524 00:18:24,558 --> 00:18:25,926 With his penis? 525 00:18:25,959 --> 00:18:27,895 No, no. In the story, it's not his... 526 00:18:27,928 --> 00:18:31,332 In the story, it's his touch, 527 00:18:31,365 --> 00:18:33,467 his touch, not his penis. 528 00:18:33,501 --> 00:18:35,503 You're appropriating it for your penis. 529 00:18:35,536 --> 00:18:37,338 Wow, I can't even... What am I doing? 530 00:18:37,371 --> 00:18:39,373 Okay, anyway, the point being, 531 00:18:39,407 --> 00:18:42,210 at the end of the story, the curse is such 532 00:18:42,243 --> 00:18:44,212 that he has lost everything 533 00:18:44,245 --> 00:18:46,914 and, in fact, starves to death. 534 00:18:46,947 --> 00:18:49,917 That's the result of the Midas touch. 535 00:18:49,950 --> 00:18:52,486 It's a curse! 536 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,488 That's your interpretation. 537 00:18:54,522 --> 00:18:56,257 No, it's not my interpretation! 538 00:18:56,290 --> 00:18:57,625 That's the fucking story! 539 00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,660 That's how it works! 540 00:19:03,797 --> 00:19:05,666 I mean, he must've been 541 00:19:05,699 --> 00:19:07,501 a really old bird, you know? 542 00:19:07,535 --> 00:19:09,570 He lived a really good, fun life. 543 00:19:09,603 --> 00:19:12,273 I don't think so. Why do you say that? 544 00:19:12,306 --> 00:19:14,475 'Cause, you know, he didn't move that quickly. 545 00:19:14,508 --> 00:19:16,777 He didn't move th... He was all over you. 546 00:19:16,810 --> 00:19:18,512 He was very nimble. You just nailed him. 547 00:19:18,546 --> 00:19:20,914 Yeah, well,ncredible shot. 548 00:19:20,948 --> 00:19:22,283 it was an accident. 549 00:19:22,316 --> 00:19:24,652 Really? 'Cause you, you know... 550 00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:25,953 you hit him with a weapon. 551 00:19:25,986 --> 00:19:27,688 My flashlight. 552 00:19:27,721 --> 00:19:29,957 Basically, you applied lethal force to the victim 553 00:19:29,990 --> 00:19:32,260 with a deadly weapon. 554 00:19:32,293 --> 00:19:34,562 Well, he came into our home. This car is our home. 555 00:19:34,595 --> 00:19:37,965 It's not like I went into his habitat and did it there. 556 00:19:37,998 --> 00:19:40,834 Well, a bird's habitat is the air, and, technically, 557 00:19:40,868 --> 00:19:43,737 he was in the air when you murdered him. 558 00:19:44,872 --> 00:19:47,308 This is not good. 559 00:19:47,341 --> 00:19:49,443 You know whWhat 560 00:19:49,477 --> 00:19:50,944 We should burn the body. 561 00:19:50,978 --> 00:19:52,446 No, we're not burning the body. 562 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,715 No, we should burn the body. Look, crows 563 00:19:54,748 --> 00:19:56,317 are really smart, okay? 564 00:19:56,350 --> 00:19:58,319 If he has a mate, the mate 565 00:19:58,352 --> 00:19:59,687 will find the corpse. 566 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,322 So we burn it. 567 00:20:01,355 --> 00:20:02,956 So now we can look forward to a life of looking 568 00:20:02,990 --> 00:20:04,725 over our shoulder in case some crow with AIDS 569 00:20:04,758 --> 00:20:05,959 comes seeking retribution. 570 00:20:05,993 --> 00:20:08,329 Yes. Unless we burn the body. 571 00:20:08,362 --> 00:20:09,863 Don't underestimate crows. 572 00:20:09,897 --> 00:20:11,865 They are smarter than apes. 573 00:20:11,899 --> 00:20:14,001 They know stuff. They share information. 574 00:20:14,034 --> 00:20:15,636 This thing's dead, okay? 575 00:20:15,669 --> 00:20:18,005 That's the end of it. End of story, all right? 576 00:20:18,038 --> 00:20:19,440 Okay. 577 00:20:19,473 --> 00:20:21,008 Okay. 578 00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:23,444 I'm gonna get some takeout. You want something? 579 00:20:23,477 --> 00:20:24,878 Uh... no. 580 00:20:24,912 --> 00:20:26,480 I'm just gonna eat the curry. 581 00:20:26,514 --> 00:20:27,881 Do not eat the curry in the car. 582 00:20:27,915 --> 00:20:29,883 And do not burn that crow. 583 00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:32,420 Okay, I won't. Okay?'t. 584 00:20:32,453 --> 00:20:34,488 Okay, I'm gonna hold you to that. And I trustOkay. 585 00:20:34,522 --> 00:20:36,023 I trustOkay. 586 00:20:36,056 --> 00:20:37,525 Okay. 587 00:20:47,935 --> 00:20:50,771 Even in light of everything you said, 588 00:20:50,804 --> 00:20:53,507 I still like to think my penis has the Midas touch. 589 00:20:53,541 --> 00:20:56,344 What Why? Why would you want that? 590 00:20:56,377 --> 00:20:58,912 Why would you want... Obviously, 591 00:20:58,946 --> 00:21:00,914 I'm getting worked up! Why would you want your dick 592 00:21:00,948 --> 00:21:03,083 to have the Midas touch? Then everybody you fucked 593 00:21:03,116 --> 00:21:05,986 would turn to gold. Would you want that? 594 00:21:06,019 --> 00:21:09,022 If you soaked with someone, they'd turn to solid gold. 595 00:21:09,056 --> 00:21:11,792 Doesn't Really?ad to me. 596 00:21:11,825 --> 00:21:13,627 That person would then be dead. 597 00:21:13,661 --> 00:21:16,930 Can you think of a cooler way of going out, leaving this Earth? 598 00:21:16,964 --> 00:21:18,799 By turning into a gold statue? 599 00:21:18,832 --> 00:21:20,768 What would be cooler than that? 600 00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:22,069 "Hey, what happened to Pete?" 601 00:21:22,102 --> 00:21:24,037 "He's dead." 602 00:21:24,071 --> 00:21:26,507 Pete... So you fucked Pete Yeah.is story. Okay, so, great. 603 00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:28,376 So now Pete's dead 'cause you fucked him. 604 00:21:28,409 --> 00:21:30,511 And you think he's psyched about that? 605 00:21:30,544 --> 00:21:32,646 I think his buddies are like, 606 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,815 High 607 00:21:34,848 --> 00:21:36,684 I don't like you, man. 608 00:21:36,717 --> 00:21:39,086 I don't like you. 609 00:21:39,119 --> 00:21:42,055 Are we having a problem right now? 610 00:21:43,090 --> 00:21:44,925 Yeah, Adrian. 611 00:21:44,958 --> 00:21:48,429 Yeah, we might be having a problem right now. 612 00:22:01,742 --> 00:22:04,745 Oh, boy. No. 613 00:22:05,746 --> 00:22:07,448 MAN: Can I get... 614 00:22:07,481 --> 00:22:10,551 : Hey, this is Fatima. Sorry I missed you. 615 00:22:10,584 --> 00:22:12,853 But leave a message and I'll get... 616 00:22:12,886 --> 00:22:15,088 ...al pastor tacos. 617 00:22:15,122 --> 00:22:16,990 TACO MAN: Uh, $25. 618 00:22:17,024 --> 00:22:19,727 Uh, you're a dollar short. 619 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,996 Well, uh... I don't know. I guess take off 620 00:22:23,030 --> 00:22:25,533 Hey, you know what,ada tacos. 621 00:22:25,566 --> 00:22:27,568 I got-got a dollar. 622 00:22:27,601 --> 00:22:29,136 Yeah, no problem. 623 00:22:29,169 --> 00:22:30,704 It's fine. 624 00:22:30,738 --> 00:22:32,606 I apprecYou, uh, 625 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,141 work around here or...? 626 00:22:34,174 --> 00:22:36,677 Uh, yeah, just working 627 00:22:36,710 --> 00:22:40,013 the night shift at the FedOh, okay. 628 00:22:40,047 --> 00:22:42,082 Just downYeah, right. 629 00:22:42,115 --> 00:22:44,151 Yeah, actually... 630 00:22:44,184 --> 00:22:45,553 working with my old man. 631 00:22:45,586 --> 00:22:46,954 Oh, is that right? 632 00:22:46,987 --> 00:22:49,122 That must be nice, working with your dad. 633 00:22:49,156 --> 00:22:50,724 No. He's... 634 00:22:50,758 --> 00:22:53,160 he's fucking exhausting. 635 00:22:53,193 --> 00:22:55,763 And he just does not know 636 00:22:55,796 --> 00:22:59,467 Okay.or how to shut the fuck up. 637 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:02,603 You know what I mean? He's one Yeah, I do.ys with no filter. 638 00:23:02,636 --> 00:23:04,505 Right. Oh, my God, I hear you. 639 00:23:04,538 --> 00:23:06,507 Uh, I work with exactly Really?me kind of guy. 640 00:23:06,540 --> 00:23:07,340 Oh, my God. Yeah. 641 00:23:07,374 --> 00:23:08,642 So you know what I'm talking about. 642 00:23:08,676 --> 00:23:09,777 I know what you're talking about. 643 00:23:09,810 --> 00:23:11,044 But I can't do anything, 644 00:23:11,078 --> 00:23:13,647 because the guy, he's, you know, family. 645 00:23:13,681 --> 00:23:15,649 I mean, my guy's not family, but, uh, 646 00:23:15,683 --> 00:23:18,018 we've been together so long, it feels like family, you know? 647 00:23:18,051 --> 00:23:19,820 : Yeah.t can't get rid of the guy. 648 00:23:19,853 --> 00:23:21,522 I mean, he's special needs. 649 00:23:21,555 --> 00:23:22,990 No.lly? 650 00:23:23,023 --> 00:23:24,825 But it feels like it sometimes. 651 00:23:24,858 --> 00:23:26,126 God. 652 00:23:26,159 --> 00:23:27,227 What do you guys do? 653 00:23:27,260 --> 00:23:29,229 Do you wNo, no.und here? 654 00:23:29,262 --> 00:23:30,731 Uh, no. We're just passing through. 655 00:23:30,764 --> 00:23:31,999 We're just hauling up the big road. 656 00:23:32,032 --> 00:23:34,167 We are truck drivers. 657 00:23:35,769 --> 00:23:38,005 Yeah. drivers. That's-that's... 658 00:23:38,038 --> 00:23:41,008 That's Yeah. 659 00:23:41,041 --> 00:23:44,845 You wear a-a tie Yeah.you're driving your truck? 660 00:23:44,878 --> 00:23:46,680 Yeah. It's the new uniform. 661 00:23:46,714 --> 00:23:50,083 I mean, I hate it. The union's fighting it. 662 00:23:50,117 --> 00:23:51,218 How do you like truck driving? 663 00:23:51,251 --> 00:23:53,253 I love it. I lovYeah? 664 00:23:53,286 --> 00:23:55,689 Just, it's just you and the big open road. 665 00:23:55,723 --> 00:23:57,625 You know what I mean? Just, just moving. 666 00:23:57,658 --> 00:23:59,627 Just going somewhere. Yeah.now? 667 00:23:59,660 --> 00:24:01,629 Go your own way.our life. 668 00:24:01,662 --> 00:24:04,164 Me, too, man.. Exactly. 669 00:24:04,197 --> 00:24:06,634 You, too? I mean, Yeah.et it. You know. 670 00:24:06,667 --> 00:24:08,702 I mean, my girlfriend doesn't love it so much, 671 00:24:08,736 --> 00:24:10,971 'cause I'm always away from home, so she's calling. 672 00:24:11,004 --> 00:24:12,706 You know, she's got a temper. She's exotic. 673 00:24:12,740 --> 00:24:13,941 Really?... 674 00:24:13,974 --> 00:24:16,243 Oh, yeah. Yeah, she's fiery. 675 00:24:16,276 --> 00:24:17,244 That's fun. 676 00:24:17,277 --> 00:24:18,579 Yeah, it's cool. 677 00:24:18,612 --> 00:24:19,713 She's, she's good. 678 00:24:19,747 --> 00:24:21,582 But I'm like, "Fatima, 679 00:24:21,615 --> 00:24:23,584 I will be home when I'm home." Click. 680 00:24:24,718 --> 00:24:25,686 TACO MAN: Order's up. 681 00:24:25,719 --> 00:24:28,989 Hey.ks a lot, man. Hey. 682 00:24:29,022 --> 00:24:31,091 Hey, it's good to meet you. 683 00:24:31,124 --> 00:24:32,092 Good luck to you. 684 00:24:32,125 --> 00:24:33,260 Yeah. You, too, man. 685 00:24:33,293 --> 00:24:34,862 What's your name? 686 00:24:34,895 --> 00:24:37,965 Paul. Yeah, I'm-I'm Paul, too. 687 00:24:37,998 --> 00:24:40,000 God, nice to meet a fellow Paul. 688 00:24:40,033 --> 00:24:41,569 It's always good to meet a fellow Paul. 689 00:24:41,602 --> 00:24:43,871 No problem.for the taco. 690 00:24:43,904 --> 00:24:45,138 Enjoy. for the chat. 691 00:24:45,172 --> 00:24:46,740 Go your own way, Paul. 692 00:24:46,774 --> 00:24:49,610 All right, Paul. 693 00:24:49,643 --> 00:24:51,078 Hey. 694 00:24:51,111 --> 00:24:55,783 Can I get a big burrito with a little chicken and pork? 695 00:25:04,658 --> 00:25:07,561 * 696 00:25:14,935 --> 00:25:17,270 MARCO: Yeah! Yeah, we had a problem, Adrian. 697 00:25:17,304 --> 00:25:21,241 -We had a problem. And now... -* Too many birds in one tree 698 00:25:21,274 --> 00:25:22,643 You're dead. 699 00:25:22,676 --> 00:25:26,346 You're dead, you fucking idiot. 700 00:25:26,379 --> 00:25:30,984 * Too many birds in one tree 701 00:25:35,188 --> 00:25:37,791 * And the sky is full 702 00:25:39,292 --> 00:25:41,895 * Of black and screaming leaves * 703 00:25:43,831 --> 00:25:46,767 * The sky is full 704 00:25:49,302 --> 00:25:51,104 * Of black and screaming 705 00:25:53,306 --> 00:25:55,575 * And one more bird 706 00:25:57,678 --> 00:25:59,980 * Then one more bird 707 00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:04,184 * And one last bird 708 00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:07,988 * And another 709 00:26:10,824 --> 00:26:14,895 * One last blackbird without a place to land * 710 00:26:14,928 --> 00:26:16,930 * One last blackbird without a place to be. * 711 00:26:16,964 --> 00:26:18,899 Captioning sponsored by CBS 712 00:26:18,932 --> 00:26:20,934 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org