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TOLBECK: Say, can I ask you
a personal question?

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Why not?

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Do you ever wear
your work shoes

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on the weekends?

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Why are none of your personal
questions actually personal?

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Well, the question is about
your personal life,

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so it is
a personal question.

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FATIMA (on radio):
Car 27. Please report. Car 27.

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No, no, no, it's me,
for me, for me, for me.

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Car 27.

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Hey, how arFATIMA: Fine.

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So, no activity, I presume?

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CULLEN:
Uh, no activity.

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Copy that, dispatch out.

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Thought you said
the date went well.

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Uh, the date went
Really?ly well.

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If anything,
it went too well.

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Really? 'Cause it didn't
sound like it.

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Oh, no, she's just--
it's a little awkward

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back and forth.
She's being coy and...

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professional, you know.

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This is phase two.
This is the... you know,

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this is the dance we do.
I'm loving this.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Oh, man, I mean...uh?

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All I can say is, was Venus
in retrograde last night?

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I'm thinking it was.

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You don't believe
in astrology.

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(laughs): After last night,
Wow.lieve in anything.

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Yeah. Yeah.
It was good.

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I couldn't believe it.

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If I could get
a memory abortion, I would.

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Yep..

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So, I booked us
a table for two

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Oh.Señor Siam.

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Kind of place I wouldn't be
caught dead in.

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We're looking at
the menus, and I go,

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"Um, here's
a fun game,

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why don't we order
for each other?"

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And I've ordered him
the dry curry

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because he will not shut up
about it--

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how it's the hottest dish
in San Diego,

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but he can take it.

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Well, I was
talking about it to?

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and I think she kind of
knew I wanted to eat it.

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He takes one bite of it,

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and is, like, sweating.

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I'm not gonna lie, I was
sweating a little bit.

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(chuckles)
It was pretty hot.

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Breathing really heavy.

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He gets really red
(chuckles)e,

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and his eyes are bulging,
and he's, like, quivering.

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And the waiter comes over, he's
like, "Have some coconut cream."

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I'm like, "No, no, no,
I don't need that."

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And takes another mouthful
of the dry curry,

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and we go through
the whole thing again.

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Yeah, it gets worse.

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We leave the
restaurant, okay,

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and we take a taxi
Mmm. to her place.

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And I'm thinking,
"Yes, finally."

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But he wants to walk me in,

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and I'm like,
"No, I'm tired."

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I give him the spiel,
like, "I work in the morning."

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The next thing I know,
I turn around,

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he's paying the cab fare.

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And we walk up to her
Mm-hmm.g, you know.

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And we go inside.

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The minute we walk in the door,

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I get this terrible rumble
in my stomach.

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Uh-oh. Food poisoning?

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Yeah.

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From the Massaman burrito
Oh...dered me.

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She goes straight
into the bathroom,

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and she's in there for,
like, 20, 25 minutes.

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Just vomiting, and, like,
retching, just getting it out,

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and it's... ugh.

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I mean, she must've been
fixing everything up

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and getting all
Uh-huh.ff ready.

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I don't know what she
Yeah.oing in there.

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But my mind
was going crazy.

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Honestly, I'm thinking,
at least, silver lining:

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he's probably gone.
Like, who would wait for,

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like, a half an hour,
while I'm vomiting?

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(gasps). He waits.

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I open the door,
and he's still there.

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And she looks...
pretty good.

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And, uh, then just in
case I did get this far,

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I wore my special
T-shirt, under my shirt.

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I bought it for this,
Mm-hmm.en's march.

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I didn't go on the march,
but I kept the T-shirt.

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And then, he...

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What? My God, wha-what?

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He starts unbuttoning
his shirt,

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and his T-shirt...
underneath, it says...

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"This is what a
feminist looks like."

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Get out of town.

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(chuckling):
Whoa. Whoa.

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CULLEN: And we start

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making out, you know. We're
going like frisky teenagers,

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Mm-hmm.going for it.

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All I can remember is, like,
his tongue.

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And it was like
a German Shepherd,

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like, licking an ice cream cone.

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But she's like,
"You know what?

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I'm kind of tired."
So, uh, I say,

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"Let's just take
it slow, okay?

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We've got a long road ahead,
we've got a lot of time."

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"We spent a lot of time
tonight in Head Town.

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"I can feel that we're on the
way to Heart Town. You know?

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So let's take all the
stops along the way."

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'Cause all roads
(laughing)ck Town.

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Am I right? Yeah!

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Oh, buddy, I'm going
to Fuck Town. Yeah.come!

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It was literally
the worst date

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I have ever been on.
The worst.

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Anyway, we're gonna go to
Fuck...wn, I can feel it.

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Yeah. Thanks, man., man.

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Oh.ICE: Car 27, come in. Car 27?

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Yeah, this is 27.
Go ahead. Over.

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Yup, just checking in on him.

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Him?

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Mason.

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Oh. Yeah, he's fine.

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He's doing good.

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("Happiness, Missouri"
by El Vy playing)

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* While away while
someone counts the minutes *

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* Happiness, Missouri,
I got to get your mind off *

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* By the way,
I told you we were in this *

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* Happiness, Missouri,
I got to get your mind off it. *

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*

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Nice work.
Pretty good hole.

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I mean, we knocked that
out of the park.

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That's a Rolls-Royce
of holes.

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Yeah, we made
pretty good time.

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And they're sending some guy
to look at it later tonight.

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I don't know, this
guy Pat the Rat.

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He's coming by to
inspect the hole.

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Remember I told you that?

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Okay, well, he better keep
his mouth shut, okay?

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'Cause we...
we dug a red-hot hole.

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I don't want anyone
talkin' shit about it.

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Okay.

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What else did I tell you?

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Who are you?

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(Italian accent):
You're Marco.m Marco.

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Si. No. No.rco.

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Don't do the voice.
You're No.t Marco.

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If they ask you who you are,
No, I was thinking about...

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But I, but I want to...
I kind of want to do

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a broken English-Italian
hybrid, you know.

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(Italian accent): My grandpa,
he drive a gondola. Si.

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Si. I'm Marco. (normal voice):
And then they just move on.

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Like, "Oh, don't talk
to Marco, you talk to this guy."

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Don't do that. Just be
Marco in your normal voice.

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Why? You don't need
Because they hired

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me and Marco, so that's who
they expect to be doing the job.

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But if they expect
to meet Marco and they meet me,

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they're gonna be like,
"God, this guy

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is wa more fun
than Marco."

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It's not a competition
about who's more fun.

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I know.

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I'm way more fun than Marco.

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Look, they will
kill us...

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both... if you're not
Marco, if they find out

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that someone else is here,
do you understand?

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They will kill us both.

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Okay. Fine.

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(Italian accent):
I'll be Marco

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(normal voice):
with a normal voice.

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(gruff voice):
Marco. I'll be Marco.

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Can I just affect it
that way? I'm Marco.

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You're really... you're really
starting to frustrate me here.

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Can we meet halfway?

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I won't say a word,
but I just get...

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I get an internal monologue.

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I'm not saying this.
I'm only thinking this.

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(Italian accent): Please,
don't ask Marco a question.

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His English not so good.

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(sighs)

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*

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ROBERTO: Sorry I had to rest.
Another migraine.

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It's cool, man. It's good
for my journey, you know?

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Overcame migraines
and gonorrhea,

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while digging his way
to America and fame and fortune.

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I like that about you.

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You're very confident, cabrón.

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Just got to bYou do.

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It's all possible.

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I'm gonna be
a successful comedian.

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Be on the talk shows,
"Hey, how are you?"

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"I'm fine."

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And win an Oscar

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and have a beautiful entourage.

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Oh, the-the life.

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The life, cabrón.
I wish that for you.

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(chuckles)
I don't think

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that comedians
win Oscars, though.

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Sure, they do.
Acting's the easy bit.

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Nah. No, I don't think
that's true, cabrón.

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Sure it is.

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Do you know the acting test?

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Uh, there's an acting test?

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Saying "I love you"
to someone...

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and being believed.

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You do that, you're an actor.

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Yeah. Come on.

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(chuckles)go. You try it.

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No, seriously,
let me hear it.not my...

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No, I'm shy, cabrón.

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All right.it a shot.

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I love you, eh?

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That was terrible.

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Come on, really.
I was just shy.

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Throw it away.

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I guess I love yNo.

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Say it and mean it.

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I got one. Um...

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(whispers):
I love you.

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Okay.r.

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I love you.

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I do. I love you.

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Then why are you lying to me?

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Because I don't believe you.

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Roberto, I love you.

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Just say it and mean it.

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I-IWe have to

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I love you.nel. Come on.

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Oh, my God, it's
I terrible. You suck.u!

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Why are you doing this to me?

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God,ght throw up.

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it's hard. Y(exhales)

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You sI will.

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Give me a second.

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(exhales)

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I love you.

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(exhales)

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That was very powerful,
cabrón.

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Yeah. That was acting.

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You just shake it off like this?

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(exhales)

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It was, like, deep inside.

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I feel really close to you
right now.

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No. You don't have to get weird
about it. It was just acting.

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(chuckles) Yeah.

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Well, I love you, too.

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Yeah, I don't love you.
I was acting.

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That'Okay.

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Or do I?

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*

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JANICE: You can't put Mason
in a hotel room overnight.

251
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Because he's a 15-year-old boy,
that's why.

252
00:10:21,175 --> 00:10:23,144
We'll talk about this
when I get home.

253
00:10:23,177 --> 00:10:25,279
(sighs)

254
00:10:25,313 --> 00:10:26,981
Daryl?

255
00:10:27,015 --> 00:10:29,017
Yeah, my fiancé Daryl.

256
00:10:29,050 --> 00:10:30,719
What abouthome.

257
00:10:30,752 --> 00:10:33,722
the well-dressed gay gentleman?

258
00:10:33,755 --> 00:10:34,956
It was all Mason.

259
00:10:34,989 --> 00:10:36,224
Yeah. He masterminded

260
00:10:36,257 --> 00:10:37,826
the entire thing.

261
00:10:37,859 --> 00:10:39,160
What he did was
he tracked down

262
00:10:39,193 --> 00:10:40,762
Uh-huh. ex-wife Brandi...

263
00:10:40,795 --> 00:10:42,430
...who's in Las Colinas,
doing five years.

264
00:10:42,463 --> 00:10:45,033
So, what he does is
he goes to jail,

265
00:10:45,066 --> 00:10:47,869
tells her that he's doing
a podcast for a school project.

266
00:10:47,902 --> 00:10:49,738
Right? And that
Oh, God. a break...

267
00:10:49,771 --> 00:10:51,405
...in the case that might
prove her innocence.

268
00:10:51,439 --> 00:10:53,908
So, Brandi's telling him all
sorts of things about Daryl--

269
00:10:53,942 --> 00:10:55,376
Mm-hmm.sonal life...

270
00:10:55,409 --> 00:10:57,912
...all this crazy stuff
that he was into, you know.

271
00:10:57,946 --> 00:10:59,914
And, of course,
Mason's all ears.

272
00:10:59,948 --> 00:11:02,483
I mean, she's telling him stuff
Of course.ld never...

273
00:11:02,516 --> 00:11:04,052
...tell a 15-year-old boy.

274
00:11:04,085 --> 00:11:06,755
So, he's taking this
information and he's going

275
00:11:06,788 --> 00:11:08,322
on these gay online chat rooms,

276
00:11:08,356 --> 00:11:09,490
posing as DYeah.

277
00:11:09,523 --> 00:11:11,025
And he convinced a man

278
00:11:11,059 --> 00:11:13,327
who lives on the other side
Mm-hmm.country...

279
00:11:13,361 --> 00:11:16,765
...that he was a gay man, had
him come all the way over here,

280
00:11:16,798 --> 00:11:18,432
and fall in love with him.
And to--

281
00:11:18,466 --> 00:11:20,468
I mean,
to leave his entire family?

282
00:11:20,501 --> 00:11:23,304
I mean, tell me, what other
15-year-old boy do you know

283
00:11:23,337 --> 00:11:25,206
that could pull
something like that off?

284
00:11:25,239 --> 00:11:28,777
Yeah, but what about
Daryl and Mason?

285
00:11:28,810 --> 00:11:30,278
Mm. are they getting along?

286
00:11:30,311 --> 00:11:31,813
Yeah, there's a
lot of tension,

287
00:11:31,846 --> 00:11:33,481
and, you know,

288
00:11:33,514 --> 00:11:36,484
Daryl's always accusing Mason
of being insane.

289
00:11:36,517 --> 00:11:38,186
Says, "He's the devil,

290
00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:39,921
he's a demon,
ruined my lYeah.

291
00:11:39,954 --> 00:11:42,090
"He needs to go to a
psychiatric hospital."

292
00:11:42,123 --> 00:11:45,059
All that kind of stuff.
I mean, I love the guy,

293
00:11:45,093 --> 00:11:46,460
but he just focuses
on the little things,

294
00:11:46,494 --> 00:11:49,097
and he has just... issues
with just letting things go.

295
00:11:49,130 --> 00:11:50,932
You know? And it builds up
and it creates stress.

296
00:11:50,965 --> 00:11:52,801
I think it's time
he sees a shrink.

297
00:11:52,834 --> 00:11:54,235
Mason?

298
00:11:54,268 --> 00:11:55,904
Daryl. Are you even
listening to me?

299
00:11:55,937 --> 00:11:57,438
Why would Mason go see a shrink?

300
00:11:57,471 --> 00:11:59,908
Um...

301
00:11:59,941 --> 00:12:01,009
Bing bong.

302
00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,850
ADRIAN:
I got it. Yeah, fine.

303
00:12:08,883 --> 00:12:11,385
I'll just be Marco.
I'm just Marco.

304
00:12:11,419 --> 00:12:13,154
I don't say a word.

305
00:12:13,187 --> 00:12:15,123
Maybe I give a look?

306
00:12:15,156 --> 00:12:17,125
I'll make sure

307
00:12:17,158 --> 00:12:19,527
I check in
with you though. Yeah.

308
00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:22,130
And since we're doing
each other's favors,

309
00:12:22,163 --> 00:12:26,467
I want to get your advice
on a problem I'm having.

310
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,336
No.it about my mom?

311
00:12:28,369 --> 00:12:30,271
In fact, it isn't.

312
00:12:30,304 --> 00:12:32,874
It's about this "woman."

313
00:12:32,907 --> 00:12:37,011
Adrian... I know
you're seeing my mom.

314
00:12:37,045 --> 00:12:38,947
Maybe I'm seeing
another woman.

315
00:12:38,980 --> 00:12:41,883
You can't just say
"another woman,"

316
00:12:41,916 --> 00:12:44,252
when I know you're
talking about my mom.

317
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:47,288
This woman, all right...

318
00:12:47,321 --> 00:12:48,356
My mom?

319
00:12:48,389 --> 00:12:50,391
It's a woman I'm seeing.

320
00:12:50,424 --> 00:12:54,562
She happens to have one foot
that's larger than the other.

321
00:12:54,595 --> 00:12:57,031
And, oddly enough,

322
00:12:57,065 --> 00:12:59,901
I find it strangely arousing.

323
00:12:59,934 --> 00:13:01,535
Very arousing.

324
00:13:01,569 --> 00:13:03,905
She's a little ashamed by it.

325
00:13:03,938 --> 00:13:06,207
And I'm just... I don't want
to embarrass her.

326
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,409
And, yet, if there's some way
we could... we could

327
00:13:08,442 --> 00:13:10,411
kind of bring it
into the discussion,

328
00:13:10,444 --> 00:13:13,281
we could be so much stronger.

329
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:15,316
Because of it.
Mm.would really help us.

330
00:13:15,349 --> 00:13:17,551
That sounds like
a real pickle.

331
00:13:17,585 --> 00:13:19,053
It really does.

332
00:13:19,087 --> 00:13:21,422
Yeah.one? I heard you.

333
00:13:21,455 --> 00:13:23,424
I heard your problem.
But that's it? No advice?

334
00:13:23,457 --> 00:13:26,995
No, I don't have any
advice about your...

335
00:13:27,028 --> 00:13:28,529
It's not... problem.

336
00:13:28,562 --> 00:13:31,532
It's podophilia. We prefer
"podophilia." All right?

337
00:13:31,565 --> 00:13:34,168
And I didn't expect to have
this kind of feeling,

338
00:13:34,202 --> 00:13:35,336
but people evolve.

339
00:13:35,369 --> 00:13:38,172
And here's the thing that
really gets me though, you know?

340
00:13:38,206 --> 00:13:40,074
What? Fucking toes?

341
00:13:40,108 --> 00:13:42,643
Is that your
No. Toes are gross.

342
00:13:42,676 --> 00:13:45,079
How can you be into feet
and not be into toes?

343
00:13:45,113 --> 00:13:48,316
I'm talking
about a beautiful high arch.

344
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:51,352
How can we idolize and fantasize
about a woman's breast

345
00:13:51,385 --> 00:13:55,223
and yet, the supple high arch
of a woman's foot

346
00:13:55,256 --> 00:13:57,358
is considered weird?

347
00:13:57,391 --> 00:13:59,093
God, even you just doing this

348
00:13:59,127 --> 00:14:01,996
is one of the most disgusting
things I've ever seen.

349
00:14:02,997 --> 00:14:04,665
Okay,

350
00:14:04,698 --> 00:14:09,170
the options that I
Yes. right now are...

351
00:14:09,203 --> 00:14:12,106
A) you're either
cheating on my mom,

352
00:14:12,140 --> 00:14:15,276
B) you're attempting

353
00:14:15,309 --> 00:14:19,547
to get my mom into some
weird foot fetish thing.

354
00:14:21,549 --> 00:14:24,518
I think we broke the code
on who the other woman was.

355
00:14:24,552 --> 00:14:25,686
Right?

356
00:14:25,719 --> 00:14:28,289
This is great.

357
00:14:28,322 --> 00:14:29,690
This is wonderful.

358
00:14:29,723 --> 00:14:33,461
We finally had a little
locker room banter, huh?

359
00:14:33,494 --> 00:14:35,296
I'm not cheating
on your mom.

360
00:14:35,329 --> 00:14:36,697
I'm not.

361
00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:39,667
Well...

362
00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:44,172
I guess, yeah, I-I
really wish you were now.

363
00:14:51,445 --> 00:14:53,314
Hey, Roberto?

364
00:14:53,347 --> 00:14:54,682
Yeah.

365
00:14:54,715 --> 00:14:56,384
How'd you become a comedian?

366
00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:58,152
Well, you don't choose comedy--
that's one thing.

367
00:14:58,186 --> 00:15:00,021
Comedy chooses you.

368
00:15:00,054 --> 00:15:03,691
For me, it started in my
hometown of Guacajuevo.

369
00:15:03,724 --> 00:15:06,694
The weather is
always 74 degrees.

370
00:15:06,727 --> 00:15:09,230
Everything is ripe,
delicious. And we also had

371
00:15:09,263 --> 00:15:13,234
one thing that separated us
from all the other pretty towns:

372
00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:15,169
Ernesto the Crocodile.

373
00:15:15,203 --> 00:15:17,171
Who's Ernesto the Crocodile?

374
00:15:17,205 --> 00:15:19,740
The largest crocodile
you will ever see in your life.

375
00:15:19,773 --> 00:15:21,442
Ernesto

376
00:15:21,475 --> 00:15:23,411
would swim around us.

377
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:26,514
We had no police,
but, guess what,

378
00:15:26,547 --> 00:15:28,349
we had Ernesto the Crocodile.

379
00:15:28,382 --> 00:15:30,018
And one day,

380
00:15:30,051 --> 00:15:32,020
during the summer equinox,

381
00:15:32,053 --> 00:15:35,456
Ernesto crawled out
of the water.

382
00:15:35,489 --> 00:15:38,059
The townspeople
parted ways, as Ernesto

383
00:15:38,092 --> 00:15:40,428
headed directly to the center
of the town,

384
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,196
where the church bell rang.

385
00:15:42,230 --> 00:15:44,198
Someone summoned
Esmeralda,

386
00:15:44,232 --> 00:15:46,467
the queen of our town.

387
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,070
Esmeralda was
incredible.

388
00:15:49,103 --> 00:15:51,339
She looked 17, 18,

389
00:15:51,372 --> 00:15:53,574
but, really, she was 85.

390
00:15:53,607 --> 00:15:55,076
She wore

391
00:15:55,109 --> 00:15:56,544
Wow.tiful earrings...

392
00:15:56,577 --> 00:15:58,079
...elegant jewels,

393
00:15:58,112 --> 00:15:59,613
long, flowing gowns,

394
00:15:59,647 --> 00:16:01,615
and Crocs.

395
00:16:01,649 --> 00:16:03,351
Ernesto looked up

396
00:16:03,384 --> 00:16:07,155
and saw Esmeralda.

397
00:16:07,188 --> 00:16:09,290
Esmeralda
approached Ernesto,

398
00:16:09,323 --> 00:16:12,760
placed her left hand
on Ernesto's snout.

399
00:16:12,793 --> 00:16:15,096
Suddenly,
Esmeralda said,

400
00:16:15,129 --> 00:16:17,365
"I think...

401
00:16:17,398 --> 00:16:21,702
Ernesto has a message for us."

402
00:16:21,735 --> 00:16:24,238
She leaned in,

403
00:16:24,272 --> 00:16:26,374
carefully at first.

404
00:16:26,407 --> 00:16:29,477
Ernesto opened
his mouth,

405
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,379
rolled out his tongue,

406
00:16:31,412 --> 00:16:34,382
and bit off Esmeralda's head.

407
00:16:34,415 --> 00:16:36,384
I can hear

408
00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:37,618
the crunching now.

409
00:16:37,651 --> 00:16:39,120
(crunching)

410
00:16:39,153 --> 00:16:40,388
Suddenly,

411
00:16:40,421 --> 00:16:43,124
Ernesto went into a death roll.

412
00:16:43,157 --> 00:16:44,625
And if you've ever seen
a death roll on land,

413
00:16:44,658 --> 00:16:47,128
it's much worse
than it is on water.

414
00:16:47,161 --> 00:16:49,330
And the last thing
to disappear

415
00:16:49,363 --> 00:16:50,798
were her feet.

416
00:16:50,831 --> 00:16:53,134
With her Crocs.

417
00:16:54,702 --> 00:16:56,637
And I told my friend Hector,
"Look,

418
00:16:56,670 --> 00:17:00,040
crocodiles are cannibals."

419
00:17:02,310 --> 00:17:04,278
You see? 'Cause
he had swallowed

420
00:17:04,312 --> 00:17:05,813
No, I get it.'s a crocodile.

421
00:17:05,846 --> 00:17:07,381
He laughed.

422
00:17:07,415 --> 00:17:09,117
And then the next person
laughed.

423
00:17:09,150 --> 00:17:10,518
And the mayor laughed.

424
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:13,687
Suddenly, the whole town
was laughing.

425
00:17:13,721 --> 00:17:16,457
(chuckles)
And I knew

426
00:17:16,490 --> 00:17:18,859
I was not a stain remover.

427
00:17:18,892 --> 00:17:20,594
I was a comedian.

428
00:17:22,196 --> 00:17:25,233
(audience laughing)

429
00:17:25,266 --> 00:17:28,869
Mason? Mason.

430
00:17:28,902 --> 00:17:31,639
Mason!

431
00:17:31,672 --> 00:17:33,874
Okay.!

432
00:17:33,907 --> 00:17:35,143
Mason.

433
00:17:35,176 --> 00:17:36,310
What?

434
00:17:36,344 --> 00:17:37,878
You good?

435
00:17:37,911 --> 00:17:39,480
No, I'm bored.

436
00:17:39,513 --> 00:17:41,149
You're bored?

437
00:17:41,182 --> 00:17:43,184
You're-- this...
You're in a police car.

438
00:17:43,217 --> 00:17:45,286
It's not meant to being.

439
00:17:45,319 --> 00:17:47,455
exciting, we're meant to
be teaching him a lesson.

440
00:17:47,488 --> 00:17:49,557
Really?

441
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:50,724
That's what you told me.

442
00:17:50,758 --> 00:17:52,493
You organized this
with Janice.

443
00:17:52,526 --> 00:17:53,861
You.

444
00:17:53,894 --> 00:17:55,296
Right.that's right, yeah.

445
00:17:55,329 --> 00:17:57,331
Yeah.s what it's about.

446
00:17:57,365 --> 00:17:59,600
All right, look, Mason,
we don't want

447
00:17:59,633 --> 00:18:01,835
any more
unsavory behavior

448
00:18:01,869 --> 00:18:05,206
vis-à-vis your mom's
boyfriend, okay?

449
00:18:05,239 --> 00:18:08,576
You don't want to end up on the
wrong side of the law, trust me.

450
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:11,879
'Cause then you gonna have to
run into people like me.

451
00:18:11,912 --> 00:18:13,347
Yeah, that should do it.
Listen, Mason,

452
00:18:13,381 --> 00:18:15,216
just tell your mom we
warned you not to do

453
00:18:15,249 --> 00:18:18,586
any more of the gay catfishing
Internet stuff, okay?

454
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:21,289
Cool, that project's
finished anyway.

455
00:18:21,322 --> 00:18:22,690
Good.

456
00:18:22,723 --> 00:18:25,226
MASON:
I've got this other one.

457
00:18:25,259 --> 00:18:26,894
I've been milking Daryl's
thermos of coffee

458
00:18:26,927 --> 00:18:28,496
for the past three months.

459
00:18:28,529 --> 00:18:31,632
Homemade creamer.

460
00:18:31,665 --> 00:18:33,901
Wha-What is that?

461
00:18:33,934 --> 00:18:35,736
You know...

462
00:18:35,769 --> 00:18:38,639
No, I don't. What do you mean,
"homemade creamer"?

463
00:18:38,672 --> 00:18:39,940
You know.

464
00:18:39,973 --> 00:18:41,909
Are you suggesting
that you are

465
00:18:41,942 --> 00:18:44,345
putting your essence
into Daryl's coffee?

466
00:18:44,378 --> 00:18:46,247
Oh...

467
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,915
Will somebody please explain
to me what's going on?

468
00:18:47,948 --> 00:18:49,883
No!s jizzing in his coffee.

469
00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:51,619
Why?

470
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,321
He's a 15-year-old boy,
he doesn't need a reason.

471
00:18:53,354 --> 00:18:56,524
Oh, that is so gross.

472
00:18:56,557 --> 00:18:58,492
And it's got to be
dangerous, too, right?

473
00:18:58,526 --> 00:19:02,463
Probably burn yourself trying
to put it in the coffee.

474
00:19:02,496 --> 00:19:05,366
Well, I doubt he's putting
his dick in the coffee.

475
00:19:05,399 --> 00:19:06,767
I think he's probably...

476
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,902
He's probably jizzing
in the thermos,

477
00:19:08,936 --> 00:19:11,405
and then Daryl's adding
the coffee later.

478
00:19:11,439 --> 00:19:12,573
Is that what
you do, Mason?

479
00:19:12,606 --> 00:19:13,807
Yeah, there you go.

480
00:19:13,841 --> 00:19:16,410
Right. But that still
must be hard--

481
00:19:16,444 --> 00:19:18,779
nailing it into
a thermos every time.

482
00:19:18,812 --> 00:19:21,949
Unless he does it
into a cup first,

483
00:19:21,982 --> 00:19:24,985
and then pours that
into the thermos.

484
00:19:25,018 --> 00:19:26,587
You know what I'm saying?

485
00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:27,688
Like in his room, alone.

486
00:19:27,721 --> 00:19:28,689
Sure.

487
00:19:28,722 --> 00:19:30,358
Is that what you do, Mason?

488
00:19:30,391 --> 00:19:32,426
MASONRight.

489
00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:33,827
Wow.

490
00:19:33,861 --> 00:19:35,796
You must have to get
up early to do that.

491
00:19:35,829 --> 00:19:37,798
You know, to put it in there
before Daryl goes to work.

492
00:19:37,831 --> 00:19:40,701
Right. Though, you could
probably do it late at night.

493
00:19:40,734 --> 00:19:42,703
Oh, yeah-- maybe you
have to set an alarm.

494
00:19:42,736 --> 00:19:45,439
Yeah. Do you set
an alarm, Mason?

495
00:19:45,473 --> 00:19:46,840
MASON:
Yup.

496
00:19:46,874 --> 00:19:48,442
What, like, 2:00,
3:00 in the morning?

497
00:19:48,476 --> 00:19:49,610
Yup.

498
00:19:49,643 --> 00:19:50,978
Wow.

499
00:19:51,011 --> 00:19:53,314
That's ama-- and
th-three months?

500
00:19:53,347 --> 00:19:54,582
How many loads is that?

501
00:19:54,615 --> 00:19:58,519
(exhales) Three months...
90. 90, probably?

502
00:19:58,552 --> 00:19:59,553
68 workdays.

503
00:19:59,587 --> 00:20:01,455
68 workYeah.

504
00:20:01,489 --> 00:20:02,856
Waking up, every night,

505
00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:04,325
Wow.ing an alarm...

506
00:20:04,358 --> 00:20:06,860
...jizzing on cue--
that's dedication.

507
00:20:06,894 --> 00:20:09,863
And, you know, I'm surprised
Daryl hasn't tasted it yet,

508
00:20:09,897 --> 00:20:12,032
Well, maybe
he's used to it....

509
00:20:12,065 --> 00:20:13,534
I'm sure he is
used to it now,

510
00:20:13,567 --> 00:20:15,536
after 68 fucking
workdays.

511
00:20:15,569 --> 00:20:19,039
In fact, I'm sure if Mason
stopped jizzing in his coffee,

512
00:20:19,072 --> 00:20:21,342
it would taste weird
to Daryl now.

513
00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:23,744
It's like when you switch from
whole milk to almond milk.

514
00:20:23,777 --> 00:20:24,845
Know what I mean?t.

515
00:20:24,878 --> 00:20:26,480
Right.d it at first.

516
00:20:26,514 --> 00:20:27,848
Yeah.ow I love it.

517
00:20:27,881 --> 00:20:31,352
And I'm sure Daryl loves
the taste of his coffee.

518
00:20:31,385 --> 00:20:32,853
That's just one project.
I've got...

519
00:20:32,886 --> 00:20:34,888
Okay, fine! Listen, we don't
want to hear any more

520
00:20:34,922 --> 00:20:36,357
of your projects, okay.

521
00:20:36,390 --> 00:20:38,626
Put your headphones on,
will you?

522
00:20:38,659 --> 00:20:42,363
Side note: good detective work
from us, know what I mean?

523
00:20:42,396 --> 00:20:43,764
Good to flex those
muscles again,

524
00:20:43,797 --> 00:20:45,566
Yeah.now what I'm saying?

525
00:20:45,599 --> 00:20:48,302
Yeah. Cracked the case
Yeah.e jizzy teenager.

526
00:20:57,511 --> 00:20:58,679
(heavy door slams)

527
00:21:03,551 --> 00:21:05,819
ADRIAN:
That's not a dude.

528
00:21:08,556 --> 00:21:09,757
Pat the Rat?

529
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,525
Hey, what up?
I'm Marco.

530
00:21:11,559 --> 00:21:13,026
Hey, they should
call you Pat the Babe,

531
00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:14,762
'cause you're more
of a babe than a rat.

532
00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:16,664
Some hole, right?

533
00:21:16,697 --> 00:21:19,667
Yeah. Yeah, Marco
knows his holes,

534
00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:20,801
and that one's top-shelf.

535
00:21:20,834 --> 00:21:22,403
We weren't expecting a woman,

536
00:21:22,436 --> 00:21:23,937
especially one as
attractive as yourself.

537
00:21:23,971 --> 00:21:25,906
Did Marco cross a line?

538
00:21:27,408 --> 00:21:29,377
I'm Marco, by the way.

539
00:21:29,410 --> 00:21:31,912
'Cause Marco, you know,
he likes the ladies.

540
00:21:31,945 --> 00:21:32,946
ANGUS:
Is there a problem?

541
00:21:32,980 --> 00:21:35,649
The hole must be here.

542
00:21:35,683 --> 00:21:37,951
No, no, it said ten from
that wall, ten from this wall.

543
00:21:37,985 --> 00:21:40,020
Ten meters.

544
00:21:40,053 --> 00:21:42,490
Meters? What the
fuck is a meter?

545
00:21:42,523 --> 00:21:44,057
The metric system.

546
00:21:44,091 --> 00:21:46,126
This is America.
W-We use feet.

547
00:21:46,159 --> 00:21:48,028
And it wasn't specified...

548
00:21:48,061 --> 00:21:49,497
Jesus Christ.

549
00:21:49,530 --> 00:21:50,631
There was no
specification.

550
00:21:50,664 --> 00:21:53,033
Now, Marco is
fucked off.

551
00:21:53,066 --> 00:21:56,404
Because I ruined
these jeans.

552
00:21:56,437 --> 00:21:59,740
These are expensive
jeans, I've been told.

553
00:21:59,773 --> 00:22:02,510
And now they're ruined,

554
00:22:02,543 --> 00:22:04,978
so fuck the metric system!

555
00:22:08,015 --> 00:22:09,817
What? What?

556
00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:10,818
ANGUS: Oh...

557
00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:12,720
The metric system

558
00:22:12,753 --> 00:22:16,156
is a thing of beauty.

559
00:22:16,189 --> 00:22:19,660
It is, without a doubt,
the most perfect

560
00:22:19,693 --> 00:22:21,161
measuring arrangement
conceived by man.

561
00:22:21,194 --> 00:22:24,131
ANGUS: Okay, let's all
just calm down.

562
00:22:24,164 --> 00:22:25,699
Ms. Pat, we didn't mean
any disrespect

563
00:22:25,733 --> 00:22:28,469
to the metric system...

564
00:22:28,502 --> 00:22:30,471
You know, it all...
works together

565
00:22:30,504 --> 00:22:32,540
in such perfect symmetry.

566
00:22:32,573 --> 00:22:35,476
It is complex, and yet,

567
00:22:35,509 --> 00:22:36,944
devastatingly simplistic.

568
00:22:36,977 --> 00:22:39,947
It is virtually binary
with its wondrous design

569
00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:42,149
of zeros and ones.

570
00:22:42,182 --> 00:22:46,620
One milliliter of water occupies
one cubic centimeter,

571
00:22:46,654 --> 00:22:49,757
weighs one gram, requires
one calorie of energy

572
00:22:49,790 --> 00:22:52,693
to heat up by one degree
centigrade, which is...

573
00:22:52,726 --> 00:22:54,728
one percent of the difference

574
00:22:54,762 --> 00:22:55,796
between its freezing point
of zero

575
00:22:55,829 --> 00:22:58,499
and its boiling point of 100.

576
00:22:58,532 --> 00:23:02,570
It has, rightfully,
taken over the world,

577
00:23:02,603 --> 00:23:03,737
with the exception
of Burma,

578
00:23:03,771 --> 00:23:06,774
Liberia and the United States.

579
00:23:06,807 --> 00:23:09,176
But beyond that, it is the
official unit of measurement

580
00:23:09,209 --> 00:23:12,513
for this assignment, and it will
not be disrespected.

581
00:23:12,546 --> 00:23:15,883
Okay. Sorry.

582
00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:18,886
(sighs)

583
00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:21,489
Dig the hole.

584
00:23:21,522 --> 00:23:22,923
(door closes)

585
00:23:22,956 --> 00:23:23,924
Fuck.d.

586
00:23:23,957 --> 00:23:25,192
Did you see how crazy that was?

587
00:23:25,225 --> 00:23:26,994
See how hard she slapped me?

588
00:23:27,027 --> 00:23:29,196
Sh-She did not slap you
very hard, Adrian.

589
00:23:29,229 --> 00:23:31,899
She-- but she kind
of jostled me.

590
00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:34,067
You see the jostle,
Okay.orque?

591
00:23:34,101 --> 00:23:37,771
Can we just dig this
new fucking... metric hole?

592
00:23:37,805 --> 00:23:38,939
I guess she pointed
to here.

593
00:23:38,972 --> 00:23:40,941
I'm gonna go get
the fucking jackhammer.

594
00:23:40,974 --> 00:23:43,010
Hey, I love your mom, okay?

595
00:23:43,043 --> 00:23:45,913
But she was banging.

596
00:23:45,946 --> 00:23:48,148
*

597
00:23:48,181 --> 00:23:50,918
JANICE (over radio):
Car 27, please report.

598
00:23:50,951 --> 00:23:52,620
Car 27, over.

599
00:23:52,653 --> 00:23:54,688
TOLBECK: He's doing good.

600
00:23:54,722 --> 00:23:56,189
He definitely learned
his lesson.

601
00:23:56,223 --> 00:23:57,257
Right.

602
00:23:57,290 --> 00:23:58,559
CULLEN:
Hey, uh,

603
00:23:58,592 --> 00:23:59,960
Fatima, are you there?

604
00:23:59,993 --> 00:24:01,695
Uh, no, she's not here
at the moment.

605
00:24:01,729 --> 00:24:03,931
CULLEN:
Oh. Okay. Just, uh,

606
00:24:03,964 --> 00:24:05,933
tell her Cullen says hi.

607
00:24:05,966 --> 00:24:07,701
JANICE:
Mm-hmm. Signing out.

608
00:24:07,735 --> 00:24:09,837
Out.

609
00:24:09,870 --> 00:24:12,673
She's probably in the
bathroom or something.

610
00:24:12,706 --> 00:24:14,107
Yeah, I'm sure.

611
00:24:14,141 --> 00:24:15,242
Mm-hmm.

612
00:24:15,275 --> 00:24:16,944
She's not interested in you.

613
00:24:16,977 --> 00:24:19,212
Okay, I don't need
relationship advice from you.

614
00:24:19,246 --> 00:24:21,048
Thanks, Mason.
All right?

615
00:24:21,081 --> 00:24:22,583
If I need anyone
to jizz in a beverage,

616
00:24:22,616 --> 00:24:24,685
you'll be my first
call, I assure you.

617
00:24:24,718 --> 00:24:25,719
But thank you.

618
00:24:25,753 --> 00:24:27,721
I can tell Mom was lying.

619
00:24:27,755 --> 00:24:29,557
Yeah, Fatima was there,

620
00:24:29,590 --> 00:24:30,724
and she didn't want
to speak to you.

621
00:24:30,758 --> 00:24:32,259
Oh, what?

622
00:24:32,292 --> 00:24:34,595
Looks like you're going
to Fuck Town alone. Have fun.

623
00:24:34,628 --> 00:24:35,596
Whoa!fuck you!

624
00:24:35,629 --> 00:24:36,864
MASON: Fuck me?id.

625
00:24:36,897 --> 00:24:38,265
The little shit--
yeah, fuck you!

626
00:24:38,298 --> 00:24:39,967
I'll take him to Fuck Town.

627
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,301
You want to go to
Fuck Town with me?

628
00:24:41,334 --> 00:24:43,236
Two tickets to Fuck
Town, you and me.

629
00:24:43,270 --> 00:24:45,706
Take it easy, now. to Fuck Town.

630
00:24:45,739 --> 00:24:46,907
Yeah, I'll take you to Fuck
Town if you want to go.

631
00:24:46,940 --> 00:24:48,008
I got two tickets.

632
00:24:48,041 --> 00:24:48,876
Whoa, it's an earthquake.

633
00:24:48,909 --> 00:24:50,277
I'll chaperone you
down in Fuck Town.

634
00:24:50,310 --> 00:24:52,045
You feel that?
Oh, fuck me.hquake.

635
00:24:55,716 --> 00:24:58,051
Okay. All right.
Adrian... all right.

636
00:25:00,287 --> 00:25:03,023
Oh, God.Mason!

637
00:25:03,056 --> 00:25:05,125
MIGUEL: Momma.
Hold onto me, cabrón.

638
00:25:05,158 --> 00:25:06,326
I got you, I got you.

639
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:07,728
Dios mío!

640
00:25:07,761 --> 00:25:08,996
We got to get up there!

641
00:25:09,029 --> 00:25:12,299
ROBERTO: Hold me.
Hold onto me, cabrón. Hold on!

642
00:25:12,332 --> 00:25:13,533
I love you!

643
00:25:13,967 --> 00:25:16,937
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644
00:25:16,970 --> 00:25:20,140
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645
00:25:20,173 --> 00:25:23,143
(man singing in Spanish)

646
00:25:23,176 --> 00:25:26,213
*